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OMG: CNN Discovers, A Bit Late, That Women Usually Need Clitoral Stimulation to Climax; Then Writes Propaganda Piece Against Conventional Heterosexual Sex
Instapundit rightly goofs on this, but I wonder if I read on through or just decided this was silly trash and stopped reading.
It gets a bit worse.Many of us equate "sex" with "intercourse" and use those words interchangeably. Yet highly satisfying sex doesn't have to be limited to penetration -- and doesn't even have to include it at all. According to a recent study, many women report that they require clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm.I can only repeat Instapundit's joke here: "Breaking news from 1973." Now, as I read this, I began to wonder: "Who is this written for?" It doesn't seem to be written for adult women or even sexually experienced teenaged girls, who I'm pretty sure know that the clitoris is a very important thing in female climaxes. Given that it's now fashionable to talk about vibrators all day long, I think the word is out -- among adult women and even sexually experienced teenagers -- that hitting the Bozo Button (as a friend called it) can really light a gal up. So who's the audience here? There's only one group I can think of who is likely to be ignorant that clitoral stimulation is a good and nice thing: pre-teens. Teen Vogue -- Teen Vogue, which is almost certainly aiming for readers younger than teens or just early teens, because kids tend to read "up" in age level, not at their own recommended level -- is giving advice about how to do prostate stimulation and have anal sex. And now CNN, hunting for clicks and revenues, seems to be following that model of publishing pieces that couldn't interest more than a percentage or two of adults, but which would be interesting to a sexually-inexperienced tween or early teenager. And so this reads to me as propaganda. It seems to be saying "Little girls, you can have so much better sex with other girls." But read it and let me know what you think. Note the following is the "reporter" editorializing in her "news article:
In reading [her] results, I'm struck by the idea that the majority of women report that they often don't reach orgasm through intercourse alone.Really? I do not believe you find this surprising. Adults do not find this surprising. It's a pretty common thing that if penetrative sex fails to do the job, a man will attempt, or a woman will suggest, hitting the Bozo Button for a bit. I don't know if this writer is sexually-inexperienced person herself or just pretending to be one to relate to a target audience.
This flies in the face of the stereotype of intercourse as the be-all and end-all of sexual activity -- and suggests that couples should explore the whole range of pleasurable options for achieving climax.Remember, this is a "news article." She doesn't know where this Patriarchal Idea that actual (procreative) sex is the "be-all-end-all" of sexual activity. Though maybe it has something to do with that whole "procreative" part, and how bodies are kinda wired for this specific type of sex. It then goes on to exalt the virtues of non-P-in-V sex or kinda-sex, like kissing, erotic massage, and sex toys. You know -- things you don't need the dreaded Penis People for:
This term "outercourse" refers to sex that isn't intercourse and doesn't involve penetration. It can include kissing, touching, erotic massage and using sex toys, just to name a few options. "When we equate intercourse and sex and call everything that comes before intercourse 'foreplay,' we are buying into the cultural script that sex should proceed as follows: foreplay (just enough to get her ready for intercourse), intercourse (during which both women and men orgasm), and game over," Mintz said. But sex doesn't have to involve intercourse at all. Even when it does, other forms of stimulation can add to the experience and may improve the odds of reaching orgasm.All fine things -- but she seems pretty intent on proving that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle with a Magic Rabbit on the seat. Again, I'm just baffled. I am not sure who exactly doesn't know that alternate methods of sex, like oral sex, or manual sex (trying to keep this clean), can be pleasurable. At least, I don't know any adults or sexually-inexperienced teenagers who don't know this. I don't get the whole pose (if it is a pose) of an adult writer pretending to be dumbfounded to learn what most adults learned around, oh, say the time they were 17 or 18. More Cowbell: I accidentally misgendered the writer. I assumed that you wouldn't have a guy writing about female sexuality. You know -- sexual appropriation. I also assumed that only a woman would be assigned to this sort of Female Clickbait topic. Turns out, the writer is (nominally) a man, and a rather older man, who... well, if he's missed the plot on the clitoris all his life, I have to assume he hasn't explored that particular studio space very often.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 08:43 PM (mbhDw)
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Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 08:45 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 08:45 PM (aT+Bx)
No "accidental" lesbian pron link with that statement?! Sigh, it's like I don't even know you anymore.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 08:46 PM (hscyr)
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 08:46 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 08:45 PM (PY9jH)
It's boring watching a preening, chubby narcissist rotate on a fireplug.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 08:46 PM (mbhDw)
What a stupid fucking time to be alive.
Posted by: The mass media can EABOD. at August 28, 2017 08:46 PM (CEU4j)
Posted by: josephistan at August 28, 2017 08:46 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: mallfly the expert at August 28, 2017 08:47 PM (ILitO)
Bet it will make CNN change their tune.
Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 08:45 PM (aT+Bx)
"Me so ronery."
- - Comment #1
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jim "Jim" Acosta at August 28, 2017 08:47 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 08:47 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: West at August 28, 2017 08:48 PM (K7+Sk)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 08:48 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 28, 2017 08:48 PM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 28, 2017 08:48 PM (O5Q3r)
LOL...So now it is illegal for a father to talk to his son if he is a Republican? What a crock of shit...Next thing ya gonna tell me is that women have orgasms..( see how I connected this?)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 08:48 PM (SjImc)
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Again with the mythical "clitoris"?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 08:48 PM (2wRtc)
Shep still doing that "G-Block" shit?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 08:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 08:49 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2017 08:49 PM (mP9iy)
http://pagesix.com/2017/07/24/recently-separated-jim-acosta-of-cnn-is-loving-the-single-life/
it all makes sense now-- all the peacocking he does. He's trying to make himself attractive to younger, stupider members of #TheResistance.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 08:49 PM (8rNrN)
So at least the left has its priorities in order.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 08:49 PM (PY9jH)
http://dailycaller.com/2017/08/28/fake-hues-cnns-jim-acosta-washes-the-gray-right-out-of-his-hair/
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 08:49 PM (8rNrN)
Krusty the Clown button - strange, but whatever floats your boat.
John Wayne Gary in a clown suit button - not good at all.
Posted by: PabloD at August 28, 2017 08:49 PM (yAX7n)
Posted by: Tami at August 28, 2017 08:50 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 08:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 08:50 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 08:50 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 08:48 PM (
Hey, if Stan could find it, the 'rons should be able to too.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 08:50 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 08:50 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: mallfly the expert at August 28, 2017 08:50 PM (ILitO)
no the clitoris is real. It's the G-Spot that is a mythological place, a part of the map where they just say "Here there be dragons (but no G-Spot)"
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 08:50 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 08:50 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 08:49 PM (8rNrN)
Jim...don't try so hard. They're, ya know, stupid. You be you.
Posted by: Tami at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (Enq6K)
http://tinyurl.com/yapdm3dp
...
I don't even want to know.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (xBOLn)
Posted by: freaked at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (BO/km)
So - are you telling me - there's a sure-fire way to stimulate a woman ? Like ... for lack of a better word ... an "Easy Button" ?
Well - fuck me. If only I'd ever went Face to Vag and seen something that looked something like a button. That would have been handy.
Or - just randomly licking around - bumped over a bump, heard a sigh, and connected the dots. That would have been some damn fine info.
I blame the Ette's. It would have been a hell of thing if you shits would have talked about a "girl dick" or a "hard-on". That would have been a nice clue.
*sigh*
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (cM6fa)
no the clitoris is real. It's the G-Spot that is a mythological place, a part of the map where they just say "Here there be dragons (but no G-Spot)"
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 08:50 PM (8rNrN)
Ironically, two keys above Middle C on the piano.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (mbhDw)
Liberalism makes Syphilis look healthy
Mortimer 20:17
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (mP9iy)
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 08:49 PM (8rNrN) ,
in fairness there are a plethora of them.
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 08:52 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 08:52 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 28, 2017 08:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 28, 2017 08:53 PM (K/9da)
Posted by: Jim "Jim" Acosta
Sometimes all it takes is my reciting a poem off a phone to arouse them into a tornado of secret pleasures.
Posted by: Jim "The Clit Whisperer" Acosta and His Iron Dark Hair at August 28, 2017 08:53 PM (8rNrN)
thing if you shits would have talked about a "girl dick" or a "hard-on".
That would have been a nice clue.
*sigh*
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (cM6fa)
Where the hell have you been?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 08:53 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 08:52 PM (PY9jH)
*cues up Lou Reed "Take a Walk On the Wild Side"*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 08:53 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: G. Stilton at August 28, 2017 08:53 PM (4bKiB)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 08:53 PM (FKrah)
man will attempt, or a woman will suggest, hitting the Bozo Button for a
bit."
Tongue speed bag warmups on the bozo button is a way to guarantee more dates.
Posted by: X-ray at August 28, 2017 08:53 PM (ZKWca)
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Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 08:54 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 08:54 PM (mbhDw)
>>>a bicycle with a Magic Rabbit on the seat.
http://tinyurl.com/yapdm3dp
...
I don't even want to know.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM
https://youtu.be/_rLORMOCrPE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 08:54 PM (IqV8l)
So I would say about 1944 even Rosie the Riveter knew about this.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2017 08:54 PM (5VlCp)
Well, he's not an unattractive man-but a woman would have to be a leftist to want to have any kind of "relationship' with him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 08:54 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Person of Penis at August 28, 2017 08:54 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 08:54 PM (FKrah)
Man and I glad I am closer to the end than the beginning. Being young today would suck.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 08:55 PM (/tuJf)
hey kids just do with this information what you will
Signed,
The Children's Coitus Network
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 08:55 PM (8rNrN)
So I would say about 1944 even Rosie the Riveter knew about this.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2017 08:54 PM (5VlCp
It was primarily the rivet gun, but sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 08:55 PM (mbhDw)
Well - fuck me. If only I'd ever went Face to Vag and seen something that looked something like a button. That would have been handy.
Or - just randomly licking around - bumped over a bump, heard a sigh, and connected the dots. That would have been some damn fine info.
I blame the Ette's. It would have been a hell of thing if you shits would have talked about a "girl dick" or a "hard-on". That would have been a nice clue.
*sigh*
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (cM6fa)
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Doing this would relieve the of their opportunity to bitch to their girlfriends about how you are doing it wrong and how insensitive you are to their needs.
Posted by: GOULD at August 28, 2017 08:55 PM (OT5I1)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 08:55 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 08:55 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Kate Upton at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (O5Q3r)
What struck me is that this "woman" appears to never have had much "intercourse." Here's the thing, if she had she'd know the "bonzo button" (yikes) but I guess better than "little man in the canoe" does indeed lead to orgasm, which is essential, however, misses entirely that the "intercourse" is really the main show. One without the other is .............lacking.
So the idea that the orgasm--just the orgasm is the point, is sorta comic book. A good boinking is the best culminating or interspersed with orgasms is ideal.
It's like these crypto-lesbians think they're going to reprogram nature.
Idiots. Sad idiots.
Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (wZuWv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (mbhDw)
I can't even imagine being a young woman and having to wade through the pajama boys, antifa thugs, and other sundry douchebags.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (gC2IV)
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Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (2wRtc)
Tomorrow CNN will discover that the earth is round.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 08:53 PM (PY9jH)
Sarcasm ... again ... not my strong suit. Not really "in my wheelhouse".
Three fuckin' paragraphs - not enough.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (cM6fa)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (cM6fa)
All that & you didn't ask for volunteers you could search & destroy missions on? Geez. Pick it up people, uncle palp is waiting.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 08:57 PM (hscyr)
I'm pretty sure the Fireman was talking about the Clitoris last week....maybe the Guy with the Green Glove...
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2017 08:57 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 28, 2017 08:57 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 08:55 PM (FKrah)
New version of the game Operation where another part of the anatomy makes the nose light up.
Send note to Milton Bradley.
PROFIT!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 08:57 PM (mbhDw)
But I'm inclined to think that people who work at CNN have as much knowledge of sex as the average 5 year old. Look at them. Who would want to do them (except Erin)?
Posted by: George LeS at August 28, 2017 08:57 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 08:57 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (cM6fa)
lol
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 08:57 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 08:57 PM (0mRoj)
I saw Clitoral Stimulation open for the Tubes in 78. They were pretty good, but they finished too quickly.
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at August 28, 2017 08:57 PM (LDV7V)
It completely undermines whatever 'goodwill' starbucks was hoping to achieve by their 'outreach' program.
Horrible. Horrible.
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 08:57 PM (hZ+us)
Master Card
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (2wRtc
well it lasts longer..
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 08:58 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Dinah Moe Humm at August 28, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: BILLY CLIT LICKER at August 28, 2017 08:58 PM (E0wMr)
Posted by: G. Stilton at August 28, 2017 08:58 PM (4bKiB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 08:58 PM (PY9jH)
Outercourse, or as it's been known for decades, "petting".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2017 08:58 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 08:59 PM (rmVvL)
*sigh*
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 08:51 PM (cM6fa)
Lady Boner.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 28, 2017 08:59 PM (5VlCp)
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Yeah, to me this just reads like a women's magazine article. They have about 25 articles - they just recycle them from magazine to magazine. You can read something in May of '84 and you'll see the same dang article, slightly updated, in September of '91.
This is not a new thing. They just recycle the same crap over and over. If you read 3 years of womens magazines, you'll have read everything they ever intend to write.
Posted by: grammie winger, Who'll stop the rain? at August 28, 2017 08:59 PM (lwiT4)
Man and I glad I am closer to the end than the beginning. Being young today would suck.
...
again, who is this for? HOW young?
Yeah, when we all started, we didn't know what we were doing. So, you know, you experiment. Sometimes you just ask, "Hey, am I doin' this even vaguely right?"
That system seemed to have worked.
That's why I just don't get these "how-to's" about insanely obvious things. Who's the target audience?
Seriously.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 08:59 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Sasquatch, Nessie and UFOs at August 28, 2017 09:00 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 08:53 PM (PY9jH)
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Looks like I'll be guest hosting the ScoggDogg Factor for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 28, 2017 09:00 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 09:00 PM (8yzWS)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:00 PM (FKrah)
I can't wait for the renewed debate on circumcision.
Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2017 09:00 PM (eLttb)
I did not mind being a "cunning linguist" so long as the area was impeccably clean. Unfortunately the late 70s/early 80s was a time of hirsute pubic areas. Not the best textural sensation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:01 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 09:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: no good deed at August 28, 2017 09:01 PM (RozsV)
interchangeably. Yet highly satisfying sex doesn't have to be limited to
penetration -- and doesn't even have to include it at all.
Wait, in the 90's I was told by the President of the United States, explicitly, that oral sex was not "sex" and thus didn't qualify as sex. Now some "scientist" is reversing their decision?
Goddamn it libs. get your shit together man.
Posted by: Dr.Mr.Badman at August 28, 2017 09:01 PM (al2Cf)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:01 PM (FKrah)
"Tales From My Tub"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 08:58 PM (PY9jH)
Does he prefer Kohler over Delta?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:02 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2017 09:02 PM (EZebt)
So if bungling backseat boy knew these penis haters, must be jealous.
Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2017 09:02 PM (wZuWv)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 28, 2017 09:02 PM (iLJUQ)
Master Card
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (2wRtc
well it lasts longer..
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 08:58 PM (FKrah)
Then once the credit limit's hit you're out the door.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:01 PM (FKrah)
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followed by: Which prom dress for your body type?
Posted by: grammie winger, Who'll stop the rain? at August 28, 2017 09:02 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 09:02 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:01 PM (mbhDw)
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*Fist bump* Brother. All I ask for is a clean and well maintained workspace.
Posted by: GOULD at August 28, 2017 09:03 PM (OT5I1)
81 So - are you telling me - there's a sure-fire way to stimulate a woman ? Like ... for lack of a better word ... an "Easy Button" ?
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Master Card
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 08:56 PM (2wRtc)
A Mercedes E-Class seems to work as well.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2017 09:03 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:03 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Very Undude at August 28, 2017 09:03 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 28, 2017 09:03 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:04 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 09:04 PM (rmVvL)
The 25% of Americans who are transgender? I'm going to assume the 25% who are gay know it, as do the 25% who are black.
Posted by: An Avid TV Viewer at August 28, 2017 09:04 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: Minuteman at August 28, 2017 09:04 PM (uQ9oA)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:04 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 28, 2017 09:04 PM (xJa6I)
*Fist bump* Brother. All I ask for is a clean and well maintained workspace.
Posted by: GOULD at August 28, 2017 09:03 PM (OT5I1
My tongue got more of a workout than Martha Mitchell doing a guest shot on Dinah Shore.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:05 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2017 09:05 PM (wZuWv)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2017 09:05 PM (mP9iy)
When I was young, get this we didn't even have the internet! I could learn to build a nuclear reactor with a few google searches, I think there just might have been some information out there about the whole sex thing before these insightful piece.
I think they are just running out of crazy. Way too many monkeys with keyboards with way too little to say.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 09:05 PM (/tuJf)
LOL...So now it is illegal for a father to talk to his son if he is a Republican? What a crock of shit...Next thing ya gonna tell me is that women have orgasms..( see how I connected this?)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 08:48 PM (SjImc)
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Close the sh*t down!
Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 09:05 PM (Tyk2V)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:01 PM (
Mmm hmm, come talk to us not directly after the full Brazilian, but after it starts to grow back in.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 09:05 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 09:05 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 28, 2017 09:06 PM (iLJUQ)
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2017 09:06 PM (pszv/)
But this seems to be a 40-ish year old man claiming to not know about the Bozo Button.
amazeballs.
http://www.iankerner.com/
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 09:06 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:04 PM (FKrah)
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"Find the fragrance that matches your personality?" turn the page
Posted by: grammie winger, Who'll stop the rain? at August 28, 2017 09:06 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2017 09:05 PM (mP9iy)
"I wrote the book of love...."
- - H Reid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:06 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 09:02 PM (IqV8l)
Possible thread winner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 09:06 PM (PY9jH)
Mmm hmm, come talk to us not directly after the full Brazilian, but after it starts to grow back in.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 09:05 PM (hscyr)
^5
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:06 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 09:07 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:07 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:01 PM (
Mmm hmm, come talk to us not directly after the full Brazilian, but after it starts to grow back in.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 09:05 PM (hscyr)
I'll take abrasive over swallowing a hair. I still have some from my college girlfriend that have not cleared my esophagus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:07 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 09:08 PM (rmVvL)
With decades of disappointed ladies in his wake.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Person of Penis at August 28, 2017 09:08 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 08:54 PM (iVOAv)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Jim "Preacherman" Acosta at August 28, 2017 09:08 PM (8yzWS)
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Do children watch CNN. Could this have possibly been in some CNN school room set up?
Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 09:08 PM (Tyk2V)
Posted by: the national laughingstock at August 28, 2017 09:08 PM (mJ8mX)
Ah, so gay either closeted or not.
Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (wZuWv)
Posted by: David Gillies at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (tjHrt)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:07 PM (FKrah)
==================================
White - the NEW color of the season!
Posted by: grammie winger, Who'll stop the rain? at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: ace
The Joss Wheedon gambit! Brilliant!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (pY+s4)
"I think that I will never see
my g-spot looking back at me..."
Posted by: mallfly the expert at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: the national laughingstock at August 28, 2017 09:08 PM (mJ8mX)
Double Penetration OCCURS in the dark. In the end.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jim "Jim" Acosta at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (PY9jH)
Now, as I read this, I began to wonder: "Who is this written for?"
Bill Clinton.
I don't know if this writer is sexually-inexperienced person herself or just pretending to be one to relate to a target audience.
She's frigid.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (rZ+mb)
Weasel Zippers
A) He is no Minister
B) Talk about the pot calling the kettle black
C) Sharpton is to morals, like Antifa is to non violent
D) Tawana Brawley
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Person of Penis at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (LTHVh)
Winona had a big brown beaver
She stroked it all the time
She pricked her finger
It occurred to her
She might have a porcupine
Posted by: Ottercourse love at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (/zwDg)
like a small child knows anything.
guess we need to keep them on track fo rthe brave new world
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (FKrah)
... damn, there'll be no end to the damage.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 09:10 PM (cM6fa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Person of Penis at August 28, 2017 09:10 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: steevy
I didn't say that. You said that.
I just thought it.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 09:10 PM (8rNrN)
134 A Mercedes E-Class seems to work as well.
S-class
Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2017 09:05 PM (wZuWv)
I stand corrected.
Personally, I'm partial to the 600. Or as Larry Correia referred to it in one of his books, the "ultimate dictator dope ride".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2017 09:10 PM (iFZVz)
In fairness, there are probably CNN contributors who have any firsthand (?) experience in this connection.
Except for the female ones, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:10 PM (SRKgf)
Wait ... did I say that out loud?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Person of Penis at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (LTHVh)
"Walk this way!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:10 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:05 PM (mbhDw)
=======
I had a High School girlfriend who was not shy about telling me how to do what she wanted and liked. Catholic school girl too.
God bless her, that knowledge has served me well in my adult life. I was even able to get her to trim the hedge when this was in no way fashionable in the very early 80s.
Posted by: GOULD at August 28, 2017 09:11 PM (OT5I1)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2017 09:11 PM (mP9iy)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:11 PM (fA1SL)
For closers, it is. The rest are just practice sparring partners.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 09:11 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: original jake at August 28, 2017 09:11 PM (Xi8iX)
Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 09:11 PM (Tyk2V)
Remember, this is a "news article." She doesn't know where this Patriarchal Idea that actual (procreative) sex is the "be-all-end-all" of sexual activity.
She's advocating blow jobs. God love her.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:11 PM (SRKgf)
====================
Many years ago I listened to a sermon given by Sharpton. Much to my amazement, he did not suck. I was shocked. I guess sometimes he can pull himself together when he has to.
Posted by: grammie winger, Who'll stop the rain? at August 28, 2017 09:12 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 09:12 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 08:54 PM (iVOAv)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Jim "Preacherman" Acosta
This is the finger I write my snarky chyrons with.
Posted by: Jim "I Learned it All From Keith Olbermann" Acosta at August 28, 2017 09:12 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 09:12 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:07 PM (
No, no. You misunderstand. YOU go get the Brazilian. Then get back to us about a week after it starts growing back. I bet you'll "enjoy" that even more than having the hair ripped off the underside of your dangly bits with hot wax.
I'm all for grooming, but let's be reasonable here,
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 09:12 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: no good deed at August 28, 2017 09:12 PM (RozsV)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:13 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: G. Stilton at August 28, 2017 09:13 PM (4bKiB)
Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'Cause if my mind's tore up,
Then my body don't care
Posted by: Grump928(C) Person of Penis at August 28, 2017 09:13 PM (LTHVh)
No, no. You misunderstand. YOU go get the
Brazilian. Then get back to us about a week after it starts growing
back. I bet you'll "enjoy" that even more than having the hair ripped
off the underside of your dangly bits with hot wax.
I'm all for grooming, but let's be reasonable here,
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 09:12 PM (hscyr)
A million times this.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 09:13 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 09:13 PM (XFue2)
I call it my bozo doorknob...
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 28, 2017 08:52 PM (O5Q3r)
It's triggered by ding-dongs, but not in a good way.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 28, 2017 09:13 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2017 09:13 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Jim "Jim" Acosta at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM (PY9jH)
.... I am writing because this ALWAYS happens to me, since I am a sexual dynamo with the physique of a Greek g-d. Anyway, it all started when I was admiring myself in the mirror. At first I was scared to ask reflection out on a date but thought, hey, with my gorgeous good looks, charm and macho vibe, I can't lose. So, I sidled up to the glass, and then....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:13 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:14 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2017 09:14 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:14 PM (2wRtc)
He's a "sex counselor."
http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/category/ian-kerner-ph-d-sex-counselor/
Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 09:15 PM (aT+Bx)
But if society becomes as androgynous as the left wants it to be how do people have sex? By realizing that sex doesn't mean intercourse, it means anything but by anyone or anyones who want to get some without intercourse.
It's a really strange and barren world the left craves. I really have no idea what they see in it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 09:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 09:12 PM (hscyr)
As a married personal groomer ...
... a small set of scissors is all that's needed. Honestly, nothing larger than a set of nose-hair clippers.
And patience. And time. And trust. And a towel.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 09:15 PM (cM6fa)
So, only parazoa count as natural in the animal kingdom. The Cambrian Explosion was a mistake
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 09:15 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:15 PM (mbhDw)
Actually, the term is "off-course".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 09:15 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at August 28, 2017 09:15 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2017 09:15 PM (wZuWv)
Sharpton Leads Ministers March to Protest Trump: This Nation Is in Moral Trouble
Weasel Zippers
A) He is no Minister
B) Talk about the pot calling the kettle black
C) Sharpton is to morals, like Antifa is to non violent
D) Tawana Brawley
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM
E) Freddy's Fashion Mart
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 09:16 PM (IqV8l)
How will history write the destruction of US/global adventures in liberty? (real history on some other planet I mean, because the Orwellian mafia history will make the Rosenstein/Mueller mob conquest of our IC community look saintly)
I just need another 20 years and will be fine ... but if you don't fight, your own fault that today's kids suffer under the global cabal destruction of any semblance of a free society, where there is any chance of hope.
Even superhero Matt Damon seems to think so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhTZF-F7oG4
Posted by: illiniwek at August 28, 2017 09:16 PM (veVl1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Person of Penis at August 28, 2017 09:16 PM (LTHVh)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2017 09:14 PM (arhmY)
The spin cycle on the washing machine, or so I'm told, is rather effective in that regard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 28, 2017 09:16 PM (sqpGi)
Consider corresponding structures. Penis ~ clitoris. Vulva ~ scrotum. How many guys could get off solely from someone rubbing their scrotes?
(I obviously don't know about the internal sensitivity of the vagina per se, but if the structural homology holds, it'd be like the male urethra ... not a promising prospect. Also, if the vagina were highly sensitive, childbirth would be ... problematic.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: original jake at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (Xi8iX)
Sharpton Leads Ministers March to Protest Trump: This Nation Is in Moral Trouble
Weasel Zippers
A) He is no Minister
B) Talk about the pot calling the kettle black
C) Sharpton is to morals, like Antifa is to non violent
D) Tawana Brawley
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 09:09 PM
E) Freddy's Fashion Mart
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 09:16 PM (IqV8l)
F) Crown Heights, Yankel Rosenbaum.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Pedro at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (otGLV)
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 09:12 PM (hscyr)
As a married personal groomer ...
... a small set of scissors is all that's needed. Honestly, nothing larger than a set of nose-hair clippers.
And patience. And time. And trust. And a towel.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 09:15 PM (cM6fa)
Straight razor and a steady hand.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (IWbvi)
Misalign the sneakers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Person of Penis at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:16 PM (mbhDw)
I've heard motorcycles are ... effective.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2017 09:18 PM (mP9iy)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 09:18 PM (XFue2)
Misalign the sneakers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Person of Penis at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (LTHVh)
The old phase shifter trick.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Person of Penis at August 28, 2017 09:19 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 09:19 PM (D2vc1)
But, I'm done. Go make me a sammich. That'll do it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 09:19 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 09:19 PM (q6r6w)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (IWbvi)
No damn way. Not me.
You do what you do ... but those snippy scissors are enough for me. Which - I think - is part of the deal.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 09:19 PM (cM6fa)
Apart from buttsechs, of course. Which is perfectly natural, normal, and healthy, as any AIDS clinic can tell you.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:19 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 09:20 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 09:11 PM (Tyk2V)
Mute, volume or channel up/down?
Posted by: Tami at August 28, 2017 09:20 PM (Enq6K)
It's a really strange and barren world the left craves. I really have no idea what they see in it.Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 09:15 PM (/tuJf)
To be serious for a moment, I think they are trying for androgyny. It's part of cultural marxism because it aids in destroying the family.
The soviet puppets in post-war poland purposefully scheduled husband and wife in opposite shifts to help break down the family. It's imperative for the marxists to destroy normal mother/father/children family relationships since that is the building block of society. They want to "build" society from the ground up on there terms.
Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2017 09:20 PM (wZuWv)
Posted by: Bruce at August 28, 2017 09:20 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Spec at August 28, 2017 09:20 PM (EC3r0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Person of Penis at August 28, 2017 09:20 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 09:15 PM (cM6fa)
Nah, wax or lasers are needed to completely clean up the bikini line. And since the lasers don't work on us gingers, we're stuck with waxing. Ow ow ow
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 09:20 PM (hscyr)
I've been told riding the pillion seat on the hog does.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 28, 2017 09:20 PM (iLJUQ)
Posted by: Keith Olberman at August 28, 2017 09:21 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 09:20 PM (iVOAv)
10:1 one of the sons will be "transitioning" within 5 years.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 09:21 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 09:11 PM (Tyk2V)
Mute, volume or channel up/down?
Posted by: Tami at August 28, 2017 09:20 PM (Enq6K)
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Fast forward
Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 09:21 PM (Tyk2V)
same is true of political reporters who go from jurno school to covering a political campaign, their entire knowledge and experience of the world from a b.a. degree and then last presidential campaign.
and these people are defining the world to us.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 28, 2017 09:21 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: Alec "Brazilian" Baldwin at August 28, 2017 09:21 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Person of Penis at August 28, 2017 09:22 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 28, 2017 09:22 PM (Ndje9)
So, the whole piece is islamophobic, then.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 28, 2017 09:22 PM (l9m7l)
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BTW, I initially saw that as "pejorative." I'm an old man, so at first I just assumed it was some modern japanese/pajama boy thing that I would laugh at.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 09:22 PM (q6r6w)
So Whinegard is on Twitter now telling us that we've all pre-judged his bullshit movie because we're "weebs" and "butt hurt fan boys". Because demanding that a remake of a pre-existent property be, somehow, an improvement on what someone else has already done - that's, like, white privilege or some shit.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 09:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:22 PM (2wRtc)
Yeah, I don't even have to be in the sack...Just hand my wife a C-note and she's satisfied
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2017 09:22 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 09:19 PM (D2vc1)
Hey there big boy.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 28, 2017 09:22 PM (0mRoj)
Reminds me of a joke:
90-year-old Jewish woman is being readied for a hysterectomy, but she refuses to let the nurse shave her hoo-hoo before the operation.
"No, no! Only mein Morris can touch me there!"
They're begging with her to let the nurse, but she insists.
"No, no! Only mein Morris can touch me there!"
So, out of desperation, they call the husband, 93-year old Morris in and hand him the razor. He lifts the gown, looks left, looks right, trying to get an angle and then, moving lips all the way over to one side of his face, mutters,
"Sadie! Make like this!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 09:23 PM (6FqZa)
Lick. The. Alphabet.
I had great success in my younger days following this advice.
Posted by: The mass media can EABOD. at August 28, 2017 09:23 PM (CEU4j)
Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 09:11 PM (Tyk2V)
--
Do y'all have big plans for your first wedding anniversary?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 09:23 PM (q6r6w)
Posted by: _Jaybee_ at August 28, 2017 09:23 PM (aCjo+)
How do you tell if a woman is orgasming?
... .... ...
Who gives a shit.
Besides, the fem-nazis have already declared that a guy giving a woman an orgasm is the worst sort of sexist abuse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 09:23 PM (rZ+mb)
America campaign by the left. They don't even want us to have genders
anymore. And what is this basic reason for having two, and there are
only two, genders? Procreation through sex.
--
Yeah, I see something a bit different.
It seems to me that this is all about the complete normalization of deviant behavior-- in this case, making sex with other girls OK. Deviant behavior means fewer white kids and fewer stable families.
Also... I do agree that this targeted to children. Why? The next agenda on the list is normalizing pedophilia. "Sex is natural for kids, look, the girls and boys play with each other all the time. So really, it's not a problem if adults do it with them. It's natural and adults can make sure they don't hurt themselves when they're experimenting."
Posted by: shibumi at August 28, 2017 09:24 PM (aT+Bx)
Big deal. I've got decades of research and field study.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 09:24 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 28, 2017 09:24 PM (JPRju)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 28, 2017 09:24 PM (0+WqX)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 28, 2017 09:20 PM (iLJUQ)
========
Yeah, my Ex told me that a one hour cruise on a Fat Boy usually resulted in multiples. Early in the marriage, we went at it in some interesting places.
Posted by: GOULD at August 28, 2017 09:24 PM (OT5I1)
Wouldn't that be the D-Spot? Or the E-Spot if you're only counting white keys. Which would make you a racisty racist.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 28, 2017 09:24 PM (7oUUT)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 28, 2017 09:25 PM (0+WqX)
Giving your woman an orgasm is just more win for the Patriarchy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) PoC at August 28, 2017 09:25 PM (LTHVh)
you just need something to rub against.
status: TRUE
so why all the culture and religious rules about family, commitments, adultery, raising a brood ... and so on?
Well gee, compare all cultures, compare and contrast ... decide if family matters, or if only good drugs and good sex matters ... "if it feels good do it". Such incredible spiritual insight.
Is there any more to life/society/spirituality -- than "just need something to rub against"? The left says no, other than -- something good to eat, some Trump supporter to beat.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 28, 2017 09:25 PM (veVl1)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 28, 2017 09:22 PM (0mRoj)
If you'd just try a bit ... you could be cute.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 09:26 PM (cM6fa)
Well, his wife has the two sons...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 09:23 PM (6FqZa)
A friend of mine had DNA analysis performed on himself, his wife, and ... their two kids.
When he told me this, I nodded, but thought "Hmmm?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 28, 2017 09:24 PM (JPRju)
A purely clinical observation, but women in Japanese porn seem to be making sounds and expressions that appear as if they are in agony.
And let's face it; the typical Yamamoto ain't exactly John C. Holmes, IYKWIM, so I don't get the "geschrei."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:26 PM (mbhDw)
I generally went for the vagina place.
Posted by: Grump928(C) PoC at August 28, 2017 09:26 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:26 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (SRKgf)
...dad?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 09:26 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 09:27 PM (XFue2)
Pejorative sex sounds like some whiny woman saying in a nasally tone, "You're not doing it right. What's wrong with you??!! and a man who constantly says "I've had better"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 09:27 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2017 09:27 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) PoC at August 28, 2017 09:27 PM (LTHVh)
When he told me this, I nodded, but thought "Hmmm?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:26 PM (SRKgf)
There are estimates that up to 30% of married men are raising children that aren't theirs. And no, I don't mean adoption.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (0mRoj)
Teh Marxists may have boxed themselves in.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 09:27 PM (XFue2)
Or boxed out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (mbhDw)
Completely dysfunctional.
Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (Tyk2V)
I think they are promiscuous, but not that experienced. There is only so much you can learn with one night stands. Also who gives a shit about some stranger you're shagging's orgasm?
Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (wZuWv)
Lick. The. Alphabet.
I had great success in my younger days following this advice.
Posted by: The mass media can EABOD. at August 28, 2017 09:23 PM (CEU4j)
======
That was Sam Kinnison, may he RIP.
Posted by: GOULD at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (OT5I1)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (/tuJf)
And Muslims. Lots of Muslims.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at August 28, 2017 09:29 PM (S6Pax)
There are estimates that up to 30% of married men are raising children that aren't theirs. And no, I don't mean adoption.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (0mRoj)
That fucking stork is too damn busy imitating Groucho and doing Vlasic Pickle commercials. Does Trumka handle that union?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:29 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2017 09:29 PM (mxS7w)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 09:26 PM (cM6fa)
Lena Dunham would have try a lot more than "a bit."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:29 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 28, 2017 09:29 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: mputtre at August 28, 2017 09:29 PM (isGHK)
Posted by: happyfeet at August 28, 2017 08:44 PM (mLfQi)
i thought he was a penis slurpper.
Notice how I didn't call him a cocksucker.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 09:29 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:30 PM (FKrah)
Then his wife must be one frustrated customer.
Or maybe she just can't speak. Maybe she's like Captain Pike on Star Trek and can only make a button blink once or twice so she can't really get into specific instructions.
Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 09:30 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Wilt Chamberlain at August 28, 2017 09:30 PM (RozsV)
Can't be. Teens have to much sense to be reading CNN.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 09:30 PM (/qEW2)
1- They need content, the more titillating, the better
2- Yeah, probably some pervy grooming thing here, too
3 - The Anti-Sex League have made normal behavior more or less taboo and kinky (see 1, above).
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:30 PM (fA1SL)
An estimate from whom, IS, in what publications?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 09:30 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: happyfeet at August 28, 2017 08:44 PM (mLfQi)
i thought he was a penis slurpper.
Notice how I didn't call him a cocksucker.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2017 09:29 PM (ZTRlp)
He is indeed a peter puffer.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:30 PM (0mRoj)
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It's the kind of love from years of exploring one another.
Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 09:30 PM (Tyk2V)
Posted by: tunakermit at August 28, 2017 09:30 PM (TzYyc)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 28, 2017 09:31 PM (JPRju)
The link is to Daily Mail, so you know it is sound science, the kind I love sexually:
http://tinyurl.com/m82laja
Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 28, 2017 09:31 PM (0ogQG)
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209
196 Does riding on a pig increase clitoral stimulation?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2017 09:14 PM (arhmY)
The spin cycle on the washing machine, or so I'm told, is rather effective in that regard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:16 PM
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Apropo of nothing, does anyone have recommendations for a commercial-grade paint-shaker?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 28, 2017 09:31 PM (85f6P)
2300 rpm for 30 minutes on the Dynaglide on a mountain road in the sun. Reports say it's pretty reliable.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 28, 2017 09:31 PM (iLJUQ)
Yay, verily. I existeth not.
Posted by: Clitoris of York at August 28, 2017 09:31 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (wZuWv)
this.
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:31 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (0mRoj)
OK, but why would you tell other people - especially me - that you had the whole family genetically characterized? The guy is a fellow scientist, who knows me very well, and it was the first thing that crossed my mind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:31 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
That girl has black and blue marks all over her, from guys poking her with ten foot poles.
Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at August 28, 2017 09:31 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Insomniac
I have a friend who has 3 step sons and 3 foster kids (mid teens). Two of the step sons live elsewhere but the rest live with him and his wife. He looks a little haggard.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2017 09:32 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 09:32 PM (rZ+mb)
that's when that essay on the female orgasm in her women's studies textbook was written.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 28, 2017 09:32 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 09:32 PM (q6r6w)
Posted by: Tom22ndState at August 28, 2017 09:32 PM (dKwTd)
Posted by: josephistan at August 28, 2017 09:32 PM (ANIFC)
The clitoris of X = Y^ squared.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:32 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 28, 2017 09:32 PM (rZ+mb)
Socking as Pubius, no doubt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:32 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (wZuWv)
Ah, the demographic that considers Greyhound to be a contraceptive measure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:33 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) PoC at August 28, 2017 09:33 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 28, 2017 09:31 PM (iLJUQ)
=====#=
Yep. It was like a Sybian.
Posted by: GOULD at August 28, 2017 09:33 PM (OT5I1)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 28, 2017 09:22 PM (0mRoj)
*vomits up dinner*
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 09:33 PM (D2vc1)
One word...
NAMBLA.
Howard Stern warned us about these creeps...
The gay mafia has been going after kids for a while now, with tacit approval from Obamanoids everywhere...
They understand that you have to get at them young, the younger the better.
That creepy weird shit is percolating up to the mainstream...perhaps because of Trump and the reflex to go further left by moronprogs.
But I tell you, you will see worse and worse behavior.
Go back to 1970. Would anyone then have imagined a magazine aimed at teens telling them how to have anal sex?
That doesn't strike that bizarre mirror-gazing ho Lauren Duca or whatever as weird.
Where did that slut pick up on all this? Does she stop for a second and ask if it's a good thing?
The universities have done such damage.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at August 28, 2017 09:33 PM (AASEZ)
Posted by: Tom22ndState at August 28, 2017 09:32 PM (dKwTd)
Mystery bump. Suddenly the five notes from "Close Encounters" entered my mind.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:33 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
THIS^^^^
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (0mRoj)
Does that include step-fathers?
Posted by: tunakermit at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (TzYyc)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (JPRju)
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There is nothing wrong with your dick. Do not attempt to adjust the angle. We are controlling emission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the erdction to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Course.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:16 PM (mbhDw)
I've heard motorcycles are ... effective.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:17 PM (SRKgf)
Riding on a train. Once I took care of things right there, my coat over my lap. I thought I was being very discreet, but I got a few interesting looks when I exited the train.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (cM6fa)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 28, 2017 09:31 PM (JPRju)
IIRC, 1984 also had elements of this. The proles were encouraged to drink and fuck and act like hedonists because it kept them distracted. The smart proles were raised up to the outer party, preventing any leadership from arising.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (Tnhbr)
HR Giger also had some ideas
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (6FqZa)
got the whole thing down by numbers
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (yL25O)
eh, possible. I just don't think that that sort of guy would be reading CNN for sex tips.
especially with the whole explosion of pornography. Parents have to be absolute HAWKS to keep kids (little ones) from seeing everything at very early ages.
Maybe this "you know, you should do some petting" advice was needed for older generations, but I can't see current generations not knowing this.
It just seems to be written in such a childishly innocent way that it's intended for young people, not old codgers who would probably 1, not care, because it's not like they have many more sexual hills to climb, and 2, would probably appreciate a more authoritative and knowledgable tone (that is, not writing from a pose of ignorance) as a younger person might like.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 09:35 PM (8rNrN)
Can't be. Teens have to much sense to be reading CNN.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 09:30 PM (/qEW2)
Also, let's face it, they've got better things to do.
Such as teenaged chicks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:35 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2017 09:35 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:35 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 09:36 PM (/qEW2)
That term is definitely going to pop into my head at the most inopportune moments. Which I will then have to explain, as I lose focus and start laughing. I can't even...
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 28, 2017 09:36 PM (lsZMj)
Riding on a train. Once I took care of things right there, my coat over my lap. I thought I was being very discreet, but I got a few interesting looks when I exited the train.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (2NqXo)
Hey, baby. What are you wearing?
*Barry White voice*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:37 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) PoC at August 28, 2017 09:37 PM (LTHVh)
--
Riding on a train. Once I took care of things right
there, my coat over my lap. I thought I was being very discreet, but I
got a few interesting looks when I exited the train.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM
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I was right!!
Posted by: Bob Sweet at August 28, 2017 09:37 PM (85f6P)
Insomnia was suggesting, I believe. 30% of men were cuckholds raising children that their wives passed off as their own-which sounds like some number from overwrought men at mens' rights sites. And yes, I quite understand that men often get screwed in the divorce process, and that is too bad, I find that figure ridiculous
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 09:37 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Bill R. at August 28, 2017 09:37 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 09:36 PM (/qEW2)
Prof. Irwin Corey?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:37 PM (mbhDw)
Really, I've been told that by Timothy Ferris.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 28, 2017 09:37 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (wZuWv)
this.
Posted by: willow
...
you can learn a lot about your ability to adapt, improvise, and overcome in unknown terrain.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 09:37 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (2NqXo)
....
I first read that as "exited the train"
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2017 09:38 PM (yL25O)
you can learn a lot about your ability to adapt, improvise, and overcome in unknown terrain.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 09:37 PM (8rNrN)
I'll rise to that challenge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:38 PM (mbhDw)
There have been multiple publications on paternity testing results and about 30% come back with the putative father not being the father. There is some degree of self-selection involved, so the range across the broader population can vary a good deal. A little Internet research should turn up some articles for you.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at August 28, 2017 09:39 PM (GdgAM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 09:39 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:39 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 28, 2017 09:40 PM (nBr1j)
You have to think of it like spring training. If you don't but in the work, you won't be able to perform when you get to The Show.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 09:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:40 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: tunakermit at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (TzYyc)
Nope. It's from aggregated paternity test results. In step-family situations they already know they're not the father.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:40 PM (0mRoj)
It's the kind of love from years of exploring one another.
Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 09:30 PM (Tyk2V)
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Yeah, I've realized that's sort of where I stand on premarital sex these days, too. Could you imagine saving yourself for marriage, getting married, having sex five or six times before the wedding cake kicks in, and then never, ever getting laid again?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 09:41 PM (q6r6w)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 28, 2017 09:41 PM (3myMJ)
Yes, I would imagine the broader population-whatever it is- does not reflect that. 30% of all married men?-bs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 09:41 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:41 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 09:42 PM (XFue2)
Unfortunately clicking it is less satisfying than outercourse.
Posted by: Grump928(C) PoC at August 28, 2017 09:42 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: tunakermit at August 28, 2017 09:34 PM (TzYyc)
Nope. It's from aggregated paternity test results. In step-family situations they already know they're not the father.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:40 PM (0mRoj)
I read that as aggravated paternity tests.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:42 PM (mbhDw)
So I would say about 1944 even Rosie the Riveter knew about this.
According to Medieval medical thought, women couldn't conceive unless they orgasmed during intercourse. So I suspect that they had figured out how to accomplish that feat some time before Rosie....
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 28, 2017 09:42 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 09:42 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:43 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 09:37 PM (8rNrN)
I'll rise to that challenge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:38 PM (mbhDw)
That's pretty much it, right there.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 09:43 PM (cM6fa)
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 28, 2017 09:42 PM (bZ7mE)
Ye Olde Reach Arounde.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 09:43 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 28, 2017 09:43 PM (K/9da)
Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2017 09:43 PM (mxS7w)
which is where it would be too much info.
so preteen might be right on.
perhaps so they don't get pregnant?
have fun all you want!
just don't use the bad thing.
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:43 PM (FKrah)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:44 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 28, 2017 09:42 PM (bZ7mE)
...
Medieval men had incredible game. None of this just the tip nonsense.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2017 09:44 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 28, 2017 09:44 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:42 PM (mbhDw)
All paternity tests are aggravated.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 28, 2017 09:44 PM (XFue2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 28, 2017 09:44 PM (Nwg0u)
It's not Pajama Boy, who just went screaming to his room, nor is it the males of Japan.
I'm going to guess it's for third-grade sex ed. class.
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2017 09:44 PM (OBJWS)
*Barry White voice*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:37 PM (mbhDw)
Jim Acosta's "Wednesday" panties.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 28, 2017 09:44 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:40 PM (0mRoj)
Watching what's going on lately, I don't think I can agree with this statement.
Posted by: tunakermit at August 28, 2017 09:44 PM (TzYyc)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (fA1SL)
Besides, who wouldn't prefer a sex toy to a libtard male?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (P8951)
Or...
Perhaps some of these guys are just stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 09:42 PM (8rNrN)
Hey, I'm no Jim Acosta, but even at the ripe old age of 57 I've gotten looks from women in bars and restaurants. Definitely an ego boost. And were I not otherwise attached....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (mbhDw)
I can see this is going to turn into another "women are are horrible" thread. I'm gone
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 09:37 PM (
Thanks for saying what I was thinking. Can't be silly for a second without the bitter bringing it all to a slamming halt.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (hscyr)
Do they understand how poorly that could turn out?
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (OBJWS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
According to wikipedia, the part of the scientist (Dr. Bernardo) was played by John Carradine.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:44 PM (fA1SL)
Probably just high off the Fish Jism.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (cM6fa)
Shit. I'm cleaning out the coffee maker (which I use for tea, mostly), drying my underwear, and doing other shit and I miss the start of this.
The gods, they conspire agin' me.
We all need to become more cliterate. The majority of the "Bozo Button" is internal. It has "legs".
Google "3D model of clitoris".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 09:46 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:46 PM (FKrah)
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I've heard that they were good with a lance.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 28, 2017 09:46 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 28, 2017 09:46 PM (iLJUQ)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 28, 2017 09:46 PM (kufk0)
It's the kind of love from years of exploring one another.
Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 09:30 PM (Tyk2V)
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Yeah, I've realized that's sort of where I stand on premarital sex these days, too. Could you imagine saving yourself for marriage, getting married, having sex five or six times before the wedding cake kicks in, and then never, ever getting laid again?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 09:41 PM (q6r6w)
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Ah, no!
Posted by: MAGA at August 28, 2017 09:46 PM (Tyk2V)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:01 PM (mbhDw)
What? Fiber in your diet, and dental floss too. All in the same tasty treat!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 28, 2017 09:46 PM (MGCfm)
Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2017 09:43 PM (mxS7w)
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I've known some Cajuns. What-the-hell-did-he-say? and what-the-hell-is-he-eating? Cajuns. I love, admire, and respect Texans, but I'd shoot at a Texan before I shot at a Cajun.
Even an unarmed Cajun.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 09:46 PM (q6r6w)
Kama Sutra was written a bit before that. A billion Indians can't be all wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 09:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell, gapping the plugs on a 426 Hemi at August 28, 2017 09:47 PM (85f6P)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 28, 2017 09:47 PM (2NqXo)
thanks but I think I'm dehydrated. Nothing to do with fasting (I'm not fasting). But I've worked out and I guess, despite trying to drink All the Water, I'm fatigued and foggy.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2017 09:47 PM (8rNrN)
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Five or six times?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:47 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2017 09:47 PM (mbhDw)
Yes, I would imagine the broader population-whatever it is- does not reflect that. 30% of all married men?-bs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 09:41 PM (iVOAv)
The number I've typically seen is 10 percent.
Posted by: Country Boy - official AmbASSador to the CenTexMoMee at August 28, 2017 09:47 PM (D2vc1)
What with all the warring and killing and sex they must have busy.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 28, 2017 09:47 PM (nBr1j)
but there is something to be said about a lengthy relationship that has all the time in the world to explore eachother, the whole package
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:47 PM (FKrah)
http://tinyurl.com/y8utxg8k
Keywords would be misattributed paternity, extra-pair copulations.
It's a common meme from the darker corners of the Mens' Rights internet that it's as high as 30%, but I suspect that statistic is skewed by the sort of guy who ends up in that side of the internet.
Kind of like how Kinsley thought 10% of the population was teh ghey, because he himself was teh ghey, and hung around lots of homosexuals.
So here's another keyword: confirmation bias . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 09:48 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Muthaucker at August 28, 2017 09:48 PM (FCp5W)
Posted by: Mimzey at August 28, 2017 09:48 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 09:46 PM (/tuJf)
They can sure as hell put out a musical full of song, dance, and elephants !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 28, 2017 09:48 PM (cM6fa)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 28, 2017 09:47 PM (2NqXo)
LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 09:48 PM (iVOAv)
I do not think the children came out as a surprise to the new spouse?
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:49 PM (FKrah)
Just throwing that out there for no particular reason.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 09:49 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 28, 2017 09:49 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:49 PM (FKrah)
>> (for six years),
She divorced him because she was sick of having to be a top all the time.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 09:50 PM (8O3HH)
And one-night stands: Playing your best game makes it your option if you should decide you want to make it two nights.
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 28, 2017 09:50 PM (K/9da)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (
Moi aussi
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 28, 2017 09:50 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:47 PM (2wRtc)
The first night - high five!
Posted by: tunakermit at August 28, 2017 09:51 PM (TzYyc)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:51 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 28, 2017 09:51 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, straight outta algeria at August 28, 2017 09:52 PM (6FqZa)
Just throwing that out there for no particular reason.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 09:49 PM (PY9jH)
I know a guy who was married--to a woman. In fact we knew both of them. He ultimately left her a man.
When he left the closet he went uber gay. He didn't just slip out of the closet he went roaring out of the closet and the door and around the block.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 28, 2017 09:52 PM (nBr1j)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Zongchang
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:52 PM (fA1SL)
Just throwing that out there for no particular reason.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2017 09:49 PM (PY9jH)
Yes, Virginia there really are real men out there.
Bet poor Ginnie didn't get her bozo button punched at all - because girls! yucky! icky!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 09:52 PM (P8951)
Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 09:53 PM (fRMHz)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 28, 2017 09:54 PM (O5Q3r)
Here I am, trapped by water. I think I'll shoot at the guys who have outboard motors and may be communicating with each other.
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2017 09:54 PM (OBJWS)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:47 PM (2wRtc)
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That's my point. It's a roll of the dice every time. Do you teach your son to enjoy the company of women before then, or do you teach him to love, honor, etc. his future wife that may have no interest in what he's been wanting to do his entire life?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 09:54 PM (q6r6w)
Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2017 09:54 PM (fRMHz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2017 09:54 PM (IqV8l)
A good number of those were on the practice squad or injured reserve.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 28, 2017 09:54 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 09:54 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:54 PM (fA1SL)
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may?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 09:55 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:55 PM (fA1SL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bphufa1A_Oc
Posted by: X-ray at August 28, 2017 09:56 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: Donald John Trump at August 28, 2017 09:56 PM (vChNs)
I do not think the children came out as a surprise to the new spouse?
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2017 09:49 PM (FKrah)
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A friend of mine had a son who he knew by DNA was not his. He shut up and hunkered down and supported him anyway, as the son thought of him as Dad.
He is a good man, better than I am.
Posted by: GOULD at August 28, 2017 09:56 PM (OT5I1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 28, 2017 09:48 PM (6FqZa)
Physician heal thyself. There are various papers and studies that go anywhere from 1% which seems absurdly low, up to - which I said at the outset - 30%. I also explained the potential effects of self-selection in certain cases. So it's a range and a rather broad one. It's unfortunate so many are taking this so personally.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 28, 2017 09:57 PM (bjWNl)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 09:28 PM (0mRoj)
OK, but why would you tell other people - especially me - that you had the whole family genetically characterized? The guy is a fellow scientist, who knows me very well, and it was the first thing that crossed my mind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:31 PM (SRKgf)
Well as you say he is a scientist. He's probably not thinking "hey maybe my wife was banging other dudes." He was probably thinking along the lines of "I wonder how accurate these DNA tests are and how my two kids wind up comparing to me and my wife."
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 09:57 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 09:57 PM (/ZEVC)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 09:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:54 PM (fA1SL)
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That's where I'm leaning these days. I know the moral and righteous (and religious) answer, of course.
I suspect most everyone who was a bit of a whore when they were younger slightly regrets not being more chaste, and most everyone who was very chaste slightly regrets not being a bit more... inquisitive.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 09:58 PM (q6r6w)
I thankfully do not have a vote for him on my conscience
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yaf8unj6
Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2017 09:59 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (/qEW2)
I thought Jeff Goldblum had that franchise sewn up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 09:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2017 10:00 PM (zEjuG)
You want the "Lick the Alphabet" in your key word. If you can't find it on youtube it is on one of the specials available on Netflix.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 10:00 PM (z/Ubi)
>> (for six years),
She divorced him because she was sick of having to be a top all the time.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 09:50 PM (8O3HH)
Ewww.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:00 PM (0mRoj)
He is a good man, better than I am.
Posted by: GOULD at August 28, 2017 09:56 PM (OT5I1)
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Didn't I read that the courts these days will assign you "dad" if you're a decent guy and take care of the kid even if the actual father is known and you're not married to the mother?
Pretty spooky to think of how easily you can blow half your paycheck just by being a decent guy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 10:01 PM (q6r6w)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 28, 2017 10:02 PM (qul7b)
http://www.zmescience.com/science/news-science/3d-
printing-clitoris-16092016/
Remove the line feed.
It's not the ONT, so's I'd better not elaborate. But there is as much erectile tissue in the thing as Mr. Happy, it's just all internal mostly.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 10:02 PM (8O3HH)
Just puttin' that out there.
Posted by: Jim "The Satisfier" Acosta at August 28, 2017 10:02 PM (8rNrN)
Yeah, no. We ALL knew what we wanted to do.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at August 28, 2017 10:03 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 09:45 PM (fA1SL)
Hah! Love it!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 10:03 PM (/ZEVC)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Zongchang
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"He kept some 30 to 50 concubines of different nationalities, including Koreans, Japanese, White Russians, French and Americans, who were given numbers since he could not remember their names nor speak their language."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 28, 2017 10:03 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2017 10:03 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 09:57 PM (z/Ubi)
Yeah, I'd like to think that, but I don't think he thought it through that far.
When he was telling us about the DNA tests, my wife and I exchanged looks. Afterwards, she voiced the obvious first thought: how do you know the company actually tested your DNA, as opposed to generated a 21st century version of a horoscope?
I nodded, and then pointed out my second thought: why would you test yourself and your wife, AND your kids? And if you suspected that they weren't necessarily yours, why would you tell anyone else that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 10:03 PM (SRKgf)
Bubba puts down the phone, turns to his friend, shakes his head sadly, and says, "Sorry. Doctor says you're gonna die."
Posted by: Just The Punchline at August 28, 2017 10:03 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 10:04 PM (/ZEVC)
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So I amuse you like I'm a CLOWN?
Posted by: Tommy DeVigino at August 28, 2017 10:04 PM (vChNs)
http://www.zmescience.com/science/news-science/3d-
printing-clitoris-16092016/
Remove the line feed.
It's not the ONT, so's I'd better not elaborate. But there is as much erectile tissue in the thing as Mr. Happy, it's just all internal mostly.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 10:02 PM (8O3HH)
Hmmm. Do you have the source code for that? Asking for a friend n
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 10:04 PM (fA1SL)
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So I amuse you like I'm a CLOWN?
Posted by: Tommy DeVigino at August 28, 2017 10:04 PM (vChNs)
You're clearly a little man in a boat.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 10:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Some (not all) women can orgasm from breast and nipple attention.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 28, 2017 10:05 PM (g8OaB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 10:04 PM (fA1SL)
Atta boy.
Posted by: Ben Franklin at August 28, 2017 10:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 09:57 PM (z/Ubi)
Now here's a scientist's thought: submit the same samples several times in a blind test and see how reproducible they are. A much better experiment, no?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 10:05 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 10:04 PM (fA1SL)
So she was 17?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 28, 2017 10:06 PM (nBr1j)
Didn't I read that the courts these days will assign you "dad" if you're a decent guy and take care of the kid even if the actual father is known and you're not married to the mother?
Pretty spooky to think of how easily you can blow half your paycheck just by being a decent guy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 28, 2017 10:01 PM (q6r6w)
Those cases involved men who wer more than just "decent guys" they were often playing dad for years, often when the children were very young and so imprinted on the man.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 28, 2017 10:06 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 10:03 PM (SRKgf)
There is a lot of naivete and "it could never happen to me" thinking out there. I'm not saying it applies to your friend as I have no idea, but it's not uncommon.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2017 10:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
Captain Janeway's Enterprise.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 28, 2017 10:06 PM (/qEW2)
How you doing down there?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 09:57 PM (/tuJf)
Like I'm on death row waiting for the governor's call.
Of course not that bad because it's just a house and stuff that can be replaced but watching the water get closer and closer and living and dying by listening how light or hard the rain is falling is mentally tiring. I realize there are thousands that wished they had that problem. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 10:06 PM (LuKE7)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 10:05 PM (SRKgf)
Well yeah, but then again he was also dumb enough to tell you all what he was doing.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 10:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 28, 2017 10:04 PM (fA1SL)
So she was 17?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 28, 2017 10:06 PM (nBr1j)
Yeeeeaahhh!!!
Posted by: Winger at August 28, 2017 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
Captain Janeway, Kate Mulgrew, "Mrs. Columbo" has a most unfortunate voice.
The effect of that voice on me is to reverse any engorgement of erectile tissue. Boom, Mr. Happy is trying to shrink up and hide.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 10:08 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 10:08 PM (2wRtc)
Posted by: Just The Punchline
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Heh. Saw 'Father Goose' on TCM the other day. Cary Grant at one point cuts Leslie Caron's leg and sucks out 'venom'. Immediately after, he seeks aid via radio. Trevor Howard tells him, "Whatever you do, don't try to suck the venom out."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 10:09 PM (/ZEVC)
More after this commercial message.
Posted by: CNN Looking to up their ratings at August 28, 2017 10:09 PM (uQ9oA)
Some gal, who promotes "cliteracy" makes jewelry of it. You can get an internal clit shaped ring.
Need to make a "clit hat" to go along with pussy hats or something.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 10:10 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Toad-O at August 28, 2017 10:10 PM (cct0t)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Zongchang
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he was thrown into the spotlight again when he "accidentally" shot Prince Xiankai, a cousin of the deposed emperor Puyi. According to Zhang the gun he was holding while standing at his hotel window happened to go off and shoot the young prince in the back, killing him instantly, though it was more likely he killed the playboy prince for dallying with one of Zhang's many concubines. He was charged, found guilty by a Japanese court and given the choice between 15 days' imprisonment or a $150 (US) fine. He chose the fine.[5]
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 28, 2017 10:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 28, 2017 10:11 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2017 10:11 PM (/ZEVC)
Better to spend your time figuring out where they store all the angry. And crazy.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 28, 2017 10:12 PM (2wRtc)
Remember that ONT story one night about the poor dude in Germany. His neighbor *paid him* to bang his wife to get her pregnant, because his little tadpoles weren't up to the job.
The dude banged her 60 times with no effect. So's he goes to the doc. Turned out he was infertile as well. Then he found his own children weren't his, cause it was impossible and his wife had to 'fess up.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 10:12 PM (8O3HH)
Same place we do, I suspect.
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 28, 2017 10:13 PM (bZ7mE)
I can imagine. Wish I could say something more profound than good luck.
Stay safe.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2017 10:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2017 10:07 PM (z/Ubi)
Yeah, I was surprised by that, frankly. There were only two possibilities: either he thought his kids might not all be his, or he hadn't thought this through at all.
My wife guessed my first reaction - how does he know the tests aren't bullshit? - but not the second: why would you test your kids as well, AND tell others that you'd done so?
In fairness, he's a very close friend, and has been for many, many years. Still, I can't imagine he'd tell me he suspected one or more of his kids wasn't his.
The simple solution, if he thought that: just talk the results for himself and his wife. End of story.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 10:13 PM (SRKgf)
The dude banged her 60 times with no effect. So's he goes to the doc. Turned out he was infertile as well. Then he found his own children weren't his, cause it was impossible and his wife had to 'fess up.
Wasn't that proven to be an urban legend?
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 28, 2017 10:14 PM (bZ7mE)
The dude banged her 60 times with no effect. So's he goes to the doc. Turned out he was infertile as well. Then he found his own children weren't his, cause it was impossible and his wife had to 'fess up.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 10:12 PM (8O3HH)
This explains so much about contemporary Germany.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 28, 2017 10:14 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 28, 2017 10:08 PM (8O3HH)
Like a chipmunk on steroids.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 28, 2017 10:17 PM (bjWNl)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 28, 2017 10:19 PM (LuKE7)
I thankfully do not have a vote for him on my conscience
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yaf8unj6
Posted by: Methos at August 28, 2017 09:59 PM (XQvuQ)
in the meantime, middle class taxpayers are fleeing the state as fast as they can.
Yeah, this will work out real well for the flatlanders.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers beat the Dodgers Yay! at August 28, 2017 10:20 PM (P8951)
who... well, if he's missed the plot on the clitoris all his life, I
have to assume he hasn't explored that particular studio space very often.
Oh, Man. I come here for the lulz.
Posted by: redclay at August 28, 2017 10:23 PM (nVN5G)
Posted by: X-ray at August 28, 2017 10:47 PM (ZKWca)
Posted by: Clitbait at August 28, 2017 10:51 PM (x+NLL)
It's also part of the growing feminazi program to agitprop for all PIV (Penis In Vagina) sex to be legally classified as rape regardless of consent given.
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Posted by: Porter at August 28, 2017 10:58 PM (ZuGkg)
the Palpatine Emperor
The Bos'n in the Boat
Treyvon in a Hoodie
The Pepto Bismol Button (coz it's pink and glistening)
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