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Debbie Wasserman Schultz Smears Police Investigating Shady Awan Clan as Being "Islamophobic"

Playing the "Islamophobia" card is pretty much an admission of their guilt.

From the Daily Caller News Foundation:

A Marine who provided key evidence in the FBI case against Democratic Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s former IT employee said he is appalled by her claim that Islamophobia led U.S. Capitol Police to frame the former staffer.

Also Wednesday, two of Imran Awan’s relatives went on the record to say they think he would do anything for money.

Andre Taggart alerted the FBI to damaged harddrives and a cache of electronics tied to Imran Awan, a former IT specialist for dozens of House Democrats. Awan is the central figure in a criminal investigation of suspected procurement fraud and violations of the congressional IT network, including diverting data to an off-site server.

Taggart told The Daily Caller News Foundation’s Investigative Group Wednesday that “it was amazing” that Wasserman Schultz, a Florida Democrat, describes Imran as a victim of religious discrimination by law enforcement. Taggart rented the Northern Virginia home of Awan, who had frantically moved out after learning authorities were onto him.

“It pisses me off,” said Taggart, a black Marine who says he votes Democrat. He believes Wasserman Schultz is crying wolf and devaluing the meaning of genuine discrimination, while also exposing herself and the nation to risks.

Wasserman Schultz claimed Imran Awan is being “persecuted” by the Capitol Police and FBI after she was told that he is suspected of “data transfer violations,” even as she lamented the seriousness of the hacking of the Democratic National Committee.

One day the media might get around to asking why Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is so dogged and devious about protecting the felonious Awan clan.

Spoiler Alert: No they won't.

The media are the Democrat Party's mob lawyers, and lawyers never ask a question they don't know the answer to, or don't want to know the answer to.

Posted by: Ace at 06:31 PM




Comments

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1 As always, it's Islam über Alles with them.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2017 06:34 PM (jXp29)

2 Debbie smells like camel. Not as good a lay though.

Posted by: Imran Awan at August 24, 2017 06:38 PM (/Nite)

3 The Left: 146 years of failure as a philosophy, and still going strong. If we had real education in this country, citizens on the Left could see that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2017 06:39 PM (hyuyC)

4 There is only one phobia Democrats admit to: fear of getting caught.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:40 PM (xJa6I)

5 Maybe if he gets enough of the standard Republican treatment he'll quit voting democrat.

DWS has gotta be scared that even Democratium will not be enough to get her out of this jaw-dropping treason.

If only Jeff Sessions were still alive, he'd be putting the screws on the Awanfamily to get 'em to flip. Sad !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at August 24, 2017 06:40 PM (Umfx1)

6 Ha! We called this three weeks ago!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2017 06:41 PM (O5Q3r)

7 She's Islamophilic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 24, 2017 06:41 PM (SRKgf)

8 Of course she did, because reasons.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 06:41 PM (Ckg4U)

9 Black Marine votes Democrat...

Sigh.

Of course he does. Damn it, the Democrats do NOT love you, black people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:42 PM (xJa6I)

10 She sure makes it hard not to believe he was rolling her in the hay

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2017 06:42 PM (pPKG5)

11 She's following the lawyers' lead and jumping into that hole.

-Good.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 06:42 PM (Ckg4U)

12 >>If only Jeff Sessions were still alive, he'd be putting the screws on the Awanfamily to get 'em to flip. Sad !

Who do you think the FBI works for?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 06:42 PM (/tuJf)

13 Maybe I should finally wash my hair?

Posted by: Debbie Thatsamanbaby-Schultz at August 24, 2017 06:42 PM (Tyii7)

14 The corruption is strong with this one.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 24, 2017 06:42 PM (8DZhw)

15
Ace, of course the MFM will bury this deeper than Johnnie Wadd's schvantz in Desiree Cousteau's muff.

The question is what will the Government do? I suspect a Darell Issa-Trey Gowdy shuffle. Smoke, mirrors, huffing and puffing and in the end, gornischt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:42 PM (mbhDw)

16 The core of Mueller's mandate is "who hacked the DNC."

If he accepts the compounded hearsay conclusion of the "17 agencies" that it was the Russians, without doing any investigation of the quite plausible alternative theories that it was an inside job (e.g. a pissed-off BernieBot DNC staffer, or Debbie's Anwar) then his entire investigation is a sham.

If he looks into DWS, how can he not find dirt on her?

Developing ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 06:43 PM (+7/1f)

17 Didnt happen anywhere near me, so who cares.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 06:43 PM (0mRoj)

18 12 >>If only Jeff Sessions were still alive, he'd be putting the screws on the Awanfamily to get 'em to flip. Sad !

Who do you think the FBI works for?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 06:42 PM (/tuJf)

They work for the FBI.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:44 PM (xJa6I)

19 She did an interview the other day claiming she kept him around to make sure "his civil rights weren't violated."


Yeah, go with that Debs...

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 06:44 PM (Enq6K)

20 16
If he looks into DWS, how can he not find dirt on her?

Developing ....
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 06:43 PM (+7/1f)


He won't be looking for it. Mueller is first, last and always a political operative.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:44 PM (mbhDw)

21 Taggart, a black Marine who says he votes Democrat.


Wake up, dude. Ever hear of Margaret Sanger?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 06:44 PM (PY9jH)

22 THIS is why the RINOs are as responsible as the left for the swamp on Capital Hill. The RINOs are as silent as the left

AND AND AND they will be also when Menendez is convicted and NOT expelled from the Senate forth with until AFTER Christie is gone from NJ

FUCK the Republican party

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 06:44 PM (SjImc)

23 Assign blame...and go!

Posted by: Last Recourse at August 24, 2017 06:45 PM (bc2Lc)

24 Andrew McCarthy has written a few about the corruption in this indictment

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2017 06:45 PM (pPKG5)

25 ....and ONLY work for the FBI. Not the Exec branch, not the "Justice" Department, not the President.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:45 PM (xJa6I)

26

Almost washed my hair
It happened just the other day, it's gettin' kinda rank
I could-a said, "It wasn't in my way"
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my douche bag fly
Yes I feel like, I owe it to someone

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at August 24, 2017 06:45 PM (IqV8l)

27 It's a damn shame how criminals and traitors are constantly being persecuted by law enforcement. It's practically un-American.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

28 Meh. It's a local issue. Doesn't affect me.

--- yellow fruit guy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (PY9jH)

29 26

Almost washed my hair
It happened just the other day, it's gettin' kinda rank
I could-a said, "It wasn't in my way"
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my douche bag fly
Yes I feel like, I owe it to someone
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at August 24, 2017 06:45 PM (IqV8l)

Lovely. Sniff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (xJa6I)

30 >>They work for the FBI.

They work for the DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (/tuJf)

31 Mayo-head ain't afraid of prison, laws no. She's afraid she might get really depressed and commit Arkancide.

Posted by: cornbred at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (ldlST)

32 Wasserman Schultz is crying wolf

Don't you mean crying fire?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi lost in her regular fog at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (O2RFr)

33 This is why the media must be destroyed before anyone else.

An inkling of truth will never get the light of day until they are all gone.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (A7DN1)

34 Debbie just ought to be glad they're not Cougarphobic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (Nwg0u)

35 Lovely. Sniff.

Yes.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (Tyii7)

36 29 45 PM (IqV8l)

Lovely. Sniff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (xJa6I)

"How many livers you got?"

- - D. Crosby

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:47 PM (mbhDw)

37 She sure makes it hard not to believe he was rolling her in the hay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0vDYEJ0Y7Y

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2017 06:47 PM (O5Q3r)

38 30 >>They work for the FBI.

They work for the DOJ.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (/tuJf)


I admire your optimism, sir.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:47 PM (xJa6I)

39 And the Capitol police acted stupidly because they wouldn't release "her" computer from their evidence room and give it to her so she could erase the hard drive with a hammer.

Posted by: no good deed at August 24, 2017 06:47 PM (RozsV)

40 10 She sure makes it hard not to believe he was rolling her in the hay
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2017 06:42 PM (pPKG5)

++

You never know.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 24, 2017 06:47 PM (2+gSO)

41

One day the media might get around to asking why Debbie
Wasserman-Schultz is so dogged and devious about protecting the
felonious Awan clan.
====


WHY DO YOU HATE HANDICAPPED ORPHAN CHILDREN?? HUH ?? WHY???


Posted by: DeanneWuzzleman-Schlitz at August 24, 2017 06:47 PM (2wRtc)

42 34 Debbie just ought to be glad they're not Cougarphobic.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (Nwg0u)

Cougar? More like Snagglepuss. Emphasis on each syllable in that name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:47 PM (mbhDw)

43 They work for the DOJ.


What?

Posted by: Sessions taking a nap at August 24, 2017 06:48 PM (O2RFr)

44
Lock her up!
Lock her up!
Lock her UP!

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 24, 2017 06:48 PM (MCEs2)

45 Donald Trump = racist.

Wasserman-Schulz= civil rights defender

Signed,
The Media

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 06:48 PM (A7DN1)

46 Pretty sick of the Jeff Sessions hatred around here.

People want him to prosecute thirty things and broadcast his intentions to a bunch of idiots.

Yes, you're an idiot.

Sit back, take a beat, hang-on.

I'm sure I'll be met with the "DO SOMETHING!!!!11eleventy" -crowd.

Putting together cases while your Deep State underlings drag their feet and stonewall you is probably difficult.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 06:48 PM (Ckg4U)

47 "How many livers you got?"


- - D. Crosby


Great question.

Posted by: Zombie Papa John Phillips at August 24, 2017 06:49 PM (Tyii7)

48 36 29 45 PM (IqV8l)

Lovely. Sniff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (xJa6I)

"How many livers you got?"

- - D. Crosby
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:47 PM (mbhDw)

Oh no. I'm not falling for that, twice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:49 PM (xJa6I)

49 30 >>They work for the FBI.

They work for the DOJ.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 06:46 PM (/tuJf)

But who does DOJ work for?

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 06:49 PM (ANIFC)

50 3 The Left: 146 years of failure as a philosophy, and still going strong. If we had real education in this country, citizens on the Left could see that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2017 06:39 PM (hyuyC)


Forget it. It's Gorgo the Friendly Angel dressed as Santa Claus. You can't beat that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:49 PM (mbhDw)

51 46 Pretty sick of the Jeff Sessions hatred around here.

People want him to prosecute thirty things and broadcast his intentions to a bunch of idiots.

Yes, you're an idiot.

Sit back, take a beat, hang-on.

I'm sure I'll be met with the "DO SOMETHING!!!!11eleventy" -crowd.

Putting together cases while your Deep State underlings drag their feet and stonewall you is probably difficult.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 06:48 PM (Ckg4U)

Yes.

But it's funny.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:49 PM (xJa6I)

52
or don't want to know the answer to.

or don't want the answer stated publicly.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 06:50 PM (mQ2Jz)

53 I'm renaming WeaselDog to 'General Lee'

Keep it up, leftists. Keep it up.

Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o)

54 >>I admire your optimism, sir.

Here, feel more optimistic.

http://tinyurl.com/ydgl66f2

I guess with all the eclipse excitement the internet missed this tidbit on Monday.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 06:50 PM (/tuJf)

55 The question is not whether Imran was/is blackmailing DWS, the only question is what he has on her.

And does it involve the murder of Seth Rich.

No way he wasn't/isn't doing it. We already know he is a blackmailer, because he tried to blackmail a member of his own family.

So we're supposed to believe that a money-hungry, amoral, criminal fraudster, Pakistani IT guy, who had already tried to blackmail his own family, would get easy access to every dirty secret in congress, and not use it to make money?

No f*cking way.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2017 06:50 PM (QbiyL)

56 54 >>I admire your optimism, sir.

Here, feel more optimistic.

http://tinyurl.com/ydgl66f2

I guess with all the eclipse excitement the internet missed this tidbit on Monday.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 06:50 PM (/tuJf)

Oooh. Unflattering pictures, but I still likey.

Thank you!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:51 PM (xJa6I)

57 Is it legal to dip your fries on her head? Like in Europe?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2017 06:51 PM (6Ll1u)

58 53 I'm renaming WeaselDog to 'General Lee'

Keep it up, leftists. Keep it up.
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o)


I've been whistling "Dixie" here in Manhattan under my breath and each time I get a little louder just to see a reaction.

So far, I have not been urine bombed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:51 PM (mbhDw)

59 So we're supposed to believe that a money-hungry, amoral, criminal fraudster, Pakistani IT guy, who had already tried to blackmail his own family, would get easy access to every dirty secret in congress, and not use it to make money?

I've got a feeling we will never know...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 24, 2017 06:51 PM (O2RFr)

60 "Yes.
But it's funny.
"
-Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:49 PM (xJa6I)

It also conveys a false sense of Law and Order.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 06:51 PM (Ckg4U)

61 Mayohead going the extra mile to protect this guy smells to high heaven and is the surest sign that she's up to her shark-teeth in something dirty.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2017 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

62 Time's running out! Everything must go!!!

Posted by: The Awan Brothers at August 24, 2017 06:52 PM (Tyii7)

63 The media are the Democrat Party's mob lawyers, and lawyers never ask a question they don't know the answer to, or don't want to know the answer to.


Except Mob lawyers have more honor.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2017 06:52 PM (pY+s4)

64 "The question is not whether Imran was/is blackmailing DWS, the only question is what he has on her."

Jizz stains?

Posted by: Mr. Big at August 24, 2017 06:53 PM (sf2BM)

65 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:51 PM (mbhDw)
-----------
OK, Brother! Thank You! Who else is with us?!

Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2017 06:53 PM (Sfs6o)

66 60 "Yes.
But it's funny."
-Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:49 PM (xJa6I)

It also conveys a false sense of Law and Order.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 06:51 PM (Ckg4U)

Fair enough.

I do realize real work takes time and it doesn't make sense to play poker with your cards face up in front of you.

Still gonna laugh at the snoozing Jeff jokes, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:53 PM (xJa6I)

67 60 "Yes.
But it's funny."
-Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:49 PM (xJa6I)

It also conveys a false sense of Law and Order.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 06:51 PM (Ckg4U)

Which would be any Law and Order without the late Jerry Orbach

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 06:53 PM (ANIFC)

68 Salon says Trump has already flunked the Hurricane Harvey test. Despite all the warnings, he's going to let it happen anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 06:53 PM (Nwg0u)

69
As to Jeff Sessions:

In his defense, he is one man who heads an agency that at best hates his guts and at worst is actively working to sabotage him at every turn.

That said, even my patience is getting very, thin. And that recusal insanity at day one was just beyond belief. Even for me.

So, what to do. Especially about the agency itself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:54 PM (mbhDw)

70 If you click over to the Daily Caller, it shows the Govt officials who used the Awans.

If you cross reference with the intelligence committee, you'll get:

Carson (IN )
Speier (CA)
Castro (TX)

/things that make you go hmmmm

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 06:54 PM (aT+Bx)

71 68 Salon says Trump has already flunked the Hurricane Harvey test. Despite all the warnings, he's going to let it happen anyway.

The media is hoping for total devastation so they can pin a "Katrina" on Trump... Added bonus.... It's red States!

Posted by: It's me donna at August 24, 2017 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

72 68 Salon says Trump has already flunked the Hurricane Harvey test. Despite all the warnings, he's going to let it happen anyway.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 06:53 PM (Nwg0u)

Damn Bush! Hiding his controls for the hurricane machine! Bad!

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 06:55 PM (ANIFC)

73 Should be about 2 or 3 weeks before a sudden onslaught of trolls hit twitter and every popular site to explain away the whole matter. Then CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS and others will figure out a completely nonsensical angle to devote 4.5 seconds to. Maybe they can hint that the Awans are actually extraterrestrials representing an advanced race deciding whether or not to destroy us for AGW and Debbie was trying to save the planet. Depends on how hardball DWS can play in the back room with her superiors. My guess is she can't play at all and instead has a sudden fatal accident.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 24, 2017 06:55 PM (B9t7n)

74 Fondly a racist would investigate foreign nationals embedding themselves into the highest levels of government and obtaining massive amounts of information, money, and then trying to go on a permant excursion abroad.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 24, 2017 06:55 PM (IWbvi)

75 Still gonna laugh at the snoozing Jeff jokes, though.

Huh? Shit! What time is it?

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at August 24, 2017 06:55 PM (Tyii7)

76 The recusal was stupid.

I'll not even try to defend that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 06:55 PM (Ckg4U)

77

The media are the Democrat Party's mob lawyers, and lawyers never ask a question they don't know the answer to, or don't want to know the answer to.



===

Did you know ?

*pirouettes*

* j'ete , j'ete*

President Trump inappropriately abused the future perfect tense in his speech? And also ABUSED A COMMA?????

*flaps hands wildly*

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 24, 2017 06:56 PM (2wRtc)

78 ...
Speier (CA)
...

/things that make you go hmmmm
Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 06:54 PM (aT+Bx)

I read that as Spier and immediately thought of Dona Speir.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:56 PM (xJa6I)

79 70 If you click over to the Daily Caller, it shows the Govt officials who used the Awans.

If you cross reference with the intelligence committee, you'll get:

Carson (IN )
Speier (CA)
Castro (TX)

/things that make you go hmmmm
Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 06:54 PM (aT+Bx)


It seems that the more serious the evident crime against any Democrat, the more actively it will be covered up, excused, ignored or outright pardoned.

Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:56 PM (mbhDw)

80 75 Still gonna laugh at the snoozing Jeff jokes, though.

Huh? Shit! What time is it?
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at August 24, 2017 06:55 PM (Tyii7)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:56 PM (xJa6I)

81 64 "The question is not whether Imran was/is blackmailing DWS, the only question is what he has on her."

Jizz stains?
________________

Nope. This isn't about sex. It's about greed and criminality (the Pakistani IT guys') and an almost unbelievable level of stupidity and criminality (DWS's).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2017 06:56 PM (QbiyL)

82 Fondly?

Damn autocorrect... ONLY

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 24, 2017 06:57 PM (IWbvi)

83 That's why Debbie's hair's so big...IT'S FULL OF SECRETS

Posted by: LizLem, now wants to rewatch Mean Girls at August 24, 2017 06:57 PM (hvf9s)

84 Of all the dirty secrets in the Washington, this is the one I want to know more than any other. What DOES this guy have on her?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 24, 2017 06:57 PM (wfDW1)

85 78
I read that as Spier and immediately thought of Dona Speir.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:56 PM (xJa6I)


Democrat, so think "Albert."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:57 PM (mbhDw)

86

Is Debbie Positive Wasserman Test's brother a District Attorney of some sort involved in the 'proprietorial investigation'?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 24, 2017 06:57 PM (t3kPl)

87 46
Putting together cases while your Deep State underlings drag their feet and stonewall you is probably difficult.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 06:48 PM (Ckg4U)


I agree. He needs to make sure all his ducks are in a row before he drops the hammer.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 06:57 PM (sdi6R)

88 Legally, the recusal was pure. Tactically, it was a mistake.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 06:57 PM (Ckg4U)

89 Still gonna laugh at the snoozing Jeff jokes, though.

Doesn't help that he looks like Henry Gibson

Posted by: It's me donna at August 24, 2017 06:57 PM (O2RFr)

90 >>f you cross reference with the intelligence committee, you'll get:


Also take a look at who Hillary herself endorsed to take over as the chair of the Democrat National Convention after DWS was ousted.

Marcia Fudge, another Awan client.

The DNC wasn't hacked. Information was downloaded by Awan and Hillary knows it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 06:57 PM (/tuJf)

91 Slap>

You've no idea. Or maybe you do.

The wheels of the bureaucracy move at a glacial pace. A simple action, like firing an ineffective employee is a year (or more) long process. Multiple points where it can be derailed. Endless paperwork, requests for moar paperwork and can I see your last 37 evaluations?

Sessions is doing stuff. It takes time. It might not be what someone wants at this instant, but it's still being done.

I'd allow he's not as aggressive as I'd hoped. But Deep State and all.... and that's a more significant problem IMHO.

I'll give Sessions until the end of 2018 before I make any judgement. And honestly, 2 years is not a long time with literarily everyone against you.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 24, 2017 06:57 PM (MCEs2)

92 80 75 Still gonna laugh at the snoozing Jeff jokes, though.

Huh? Shit! What time is it?
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at August 24, 2017 06:55 PM (Tyii7)

LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:56 PM (xJa6I)


He really does come across as Deputy Dawg. Then again, he did give the electric chair to a Democrat Klansman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:58 PM (mbhDw)

93
Salon says Trump has already flunked the Hurricane Harvey test. Despite all the warnings, he's going to let it happen anyway.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars!


He's going to stare it straight in the eye!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 06:58 PM (IqV8l)

94 85 78
I read that as Spier and immediately thought of Dona Speir.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:56 PM (xJa6I)


Democrat, so think "Albert."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:57 PM (mbhDw)

Well now my boner's confused. Thanks J.J.

*scowl*
*pours beer on crotch*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:58 PM (xJa6I)

95
This is why the media must be destroyed before anyone else.


This is why I laugh when the likes of Carl Rove says PDT should be getting his message out instead of attacking the media.PDT knows his message will never get out until he destroys the media

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 24, 2017 06:58 PM (lKyWE)

96 They work for the FBI.

They work for the DOJ.


"The image translators work for the construct programs, but there's way too much information to decode the matrix."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 06:59 PM (bIwZ6)

97 What DOES this guy have on her?

Probably every embarrassingly racist statement she ever made in her emails and evidence of collusion with foreign governments. You know, all the stuff she keeps yelling at Trump for.

Posted by: no good deed at August 24, 2017 06:59 PM (RozsV)

98

Prosecutorial... stupid autocucumber

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 24, 2017 06:59 PM (t3kPl)

99 7 She's Islamophilic Islamophallic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 24, 2017 06:41 PM (SRKgf)

FIFY.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 24, 2017 06:59 PM (pvjTE)

100 -Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 24, 2017 06:57 PM (MCEs2)

Roger that, Brother. The wheels of Justice move glacially.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 06:59 PM (Ckg4U)

101 >>> Salon says Trump has already flunked the Hurricane Harvey test. Despite all the warnings, he's going to let it happen anyway.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars!


Heh. If sainted Obama could not calm the seas and the winds, no mere mortal can! You'd think dems would know that by now.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2017 07:00 PM (hvf9s)

102 94
*scowl*
*pours beer on crotch*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:58 PM (xJa6I)


I hope you don't need to get your couch drunk, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:00 PM (mbhDw)

103
I've been whistling "Dixie" here in Manhattan under my breath and each time I get a little louder just to see a reaction.



So far, I have not been urine bombed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:51 PM (mbhDw)


Actual fact: "Dixie" was written by a northerner, and the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" by a southerner.

I'm fixin' somethin' for mah dinnah right now, so I don't wanna look up the linky thingys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 07:00 PM (PY9jH)

104 Castro (TX)

Hey, when do we start making demands that everything named after that cocksucker Fidel get renamed?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2017 07:00 PM (oVJmc)

105 *pours beer on crotch*

no sir!

none of that!

Now you go and squeeze your crotch into a nice glass and salvage that lovely brew!

Party fouls are for the weak and inefficient.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 07:00 PM (2wRtc)

106 102 94
*scowl*
*pours beer on crotch*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 06:58 PM (xJa6I)


I hope you don't need to get your couch drunk, dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:00 PM (mbhDw)

Nah, it's good.

Couch always puts out.

It's like Miley Cyrus.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 07:01 PM (xJa6I)

107 I hope you don't need to get your couch drunk, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:00 PM (mbhDw)


*looks nervously around for couch f*cker dude*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 07:01 PM (PY9jH)

108 If he's banging DWS, he's suffered enough. Time served.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2017 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

109 97 What DOES this guy have on her?

Probably every embarrassingly racist statement she ever made in her emails and evidence of collusion with foreign governments. You know, all the stuff she keeps yelling at Trump for.
Posted by: no good deed at August 24, 2017 06:59 PM (RozsV)


It's every crime that probably every Democrat was engaged in up to the election.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:01 PM (mbhDw)

110 As I have said from day one, DWS was doing the nasty with the Paki. It was a honey pot intelligence operation by the Paki.

Posted by: Strobe at August 24, 2017 07:01 PM (gbWkA)

111
Salon says Trump has already flunked the Hurricane Harvey test. Despite all the warnings, he's going to let it happen anyway. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars!

He's going to shoot a pepperball at it's nuts

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 24, 2017 07:01 PM (lKyWE)

112 When you want a fucking email service contract done right, you get an IT crew from Pakistan, bitches.

Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2017 07:01 PM (eLttb)

113 >>What DOES this guy have on her?

He knows, and she knows, that this whole Russia thing is nothing more than an attempt to distract people from what really happened.

Once it becomes clear that this was the guy who hacked the DNC it all comes tumbling down.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:01 PM (/tuJf)

114 The thought of Debbie and the Awan guy "together" is vomit inducing

Posted by: It's me donna at August 24, 2017 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

115 Here I come to save the day!!!

Posted by: That Toaster F*cker Guy at August 24, 2017 07:02 PM (Tyii7)

116 Salon says Trump has already flunked the Hurricane Harvey test

I'm surprised they haven't gone after the NWS for giving the himacane a whitebread name like Harvey instead of a vibrant verve-y name like Harambe or Hernando.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 24, 2017 07:02 PM (3C9q2)

117 We're going to switch Jeff Sessions regu!ar coffee with Folgers Decaffeinated and see whether he notices the difference.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 07:02 PM (Nwg0u)

118 Ellie May Clampet was pretty hot, don't you think?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2017 07:03 PM (6Ll1u)

119 114 The thought of Debbie and the Awan guy "together" is vomit inducing
Posted by: It's me donna at August 24, 2017 07:02 PM (O2RFr)


She has the teeth of a P-40.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:03 PM (mbhDw)

120 105 *pours beer on crotch*

no sir!

none of that!

Now you go and squeeze your crotch into a nice glass and salvage that lovely brew!

Party fouls are for the weak and inefficient.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 07:00 PM (2wRtc)

Party foul?

Ref, it's JJ's fault. I was thinking of a hot blonde and he mentioned another hot blond who happened to be a Nazi...

Damn it.

Fine.

*Heads to penalty box*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 07:03 PM (xJa6I)

121 What DOES this guy have on her?

Sperm?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 24, 2017 07:03 PM (MCEs2)

122 Ellie May Clampet was pretty hot, don't you think?

Oh, the chafing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2017 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

123 "Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, and
which incorporates itself with the grapesto be changed into wine; a
constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy."

Posted by: Ben Franklin at August 24, 2017 07:04 PM (2wRtc)

124 I have a feeling that Awan and his ilk have something on Democrats; and DWS, in particular.

She hired him and paid-off his "clan" to keep him quiet.

The worst part? We'll never hear what the prosecutors hear because they are all part of the Cabal.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:04 PM (Ckg4U)

125 16 The core of Mueller's mandate is "who hacked the DNC."

If he accepts the compounded hearsay conclusion of the "17 agencies" that it was the Russians, without doing any investigation of the quite plausible alternative theories that it was an inside job (e.g. a pissed-off BernieBot DNC staffer, or Debbie's Anwar) then his entire investigation is a sham.

If he looks into DWS, how can he not find dirt on her?

Developing ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 06:43 PM (+7/1f)

++++

I have a dream. The whole story about Mueller and his Clinton/neverTrump staff investigating Trump in every possible way is merely a head fake. In reality, Mueller is building a case against crooked Hillary and the rest of the corrupt DNC infrastructure.

It is a beautiful dream.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 24, 2017 07:04 PM (pvjTE)

126 117 We're going to switch Jeff Sessions regu!ar coffee with Folgers Decaffeinated and see whether he notices the difference.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 07:02 PM (Nwg0u)


Makes Andy Taylor sound like Martin Scorsese in comparison.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:04 PM (mbhDw)

127 The media is hoping for total devastation so they can pin a "Katrina" on Trump... Added bonus.... It's red States!

You know that's gonna happen anyways. You won't remember Confederate statues by Monday. It'll be "TRUMP HAS BLOOD ON HIS HANDS!!!" all day, everyday.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2017 07:04 PM (O5Q3r)

128 Nope. This isn't about sex. It's about greed and criminality (the Pakistani IT guys') and an almost unbelievable level of stupidity and criminality (DWS's).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2017 06:56 PM (QbiyL)

Sarcasm. That was sarcasm. At least I thought it was sarcasm. I'm wrong often.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 24, 2017 07:05 PM (sf2BM)

129 You know that's gonna happen anyways. You won't remember Confederate statues by Monday. It'll be "TRUMP HAS BLOOD ON HIS HANDS!!!" all day, everyday.

I know

Posted by: It's me donna at August 24, 2017 07:05 PM (O2RFr)

130 I'm sure all these major corporations who stood so "valiantly" on the transgender bathroom issue in North Carolina are outraged about what DeCommio said he's going to do in New York.

You know since he's now going to rewrite history in true Marxist form and be judge and jury of what acceptable conduct is, and how people should be judged historically.

I just missed the article- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 07:05 PM (A7DN1)

131 The Democrats are just ready to nail Trump on Russian collusion and suddenly there's a hurricane? I question the timing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 07:05 PM (Nwg0u)

132 One day the media might get around to asking why Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is so dogged and devious about protecting the felonious Awan clan.

Self-hating Jew/white? This could be some sort of ritualized atonement.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2017 07:05 PM (/qEW2)

133 129 You know that's gonna happen anyways. You won't remember Confederate statues by Monday. It'll be "TRUMP HAS BLOOD ON HIS HANDS!!!" all day, everyday.

I know
Posted by: It's me donna at August 24, 2017 07:05 PM (O2RFr)


Oh no, not Megyn Kelly again....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:05 PM (mbhDw)

134 Reporting the news the MSM won't. Awan story at the Daily Mail, including video of DWS demanding her laptop back from Capital Police.

http://tinyurl.com/y7xtf2ce

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:05 PM (aT+Bx)

135 >>>>*Heads to penalty box*<<<<

Feel shame. Then you get free.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 24, 2017 07:06 PM (x3uSY)

136 This is not just a news story that MSM can smother with a pillow. It's a criminal investigation likely to lead to a bad outcome for DWS.

A US rep and former DNC chair indicted for ______.
The same one at the epicenter of Russiagate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 07:06 PM (+7/1f)

137 Hey, when do we start making demands that everything named after that cocksucker Fidel get renamed?

Well, if you don't mind starting riots in San Francisco . . .

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 24, 2017 07:06 PM (3C9q2)

138 There are no ideological or romantic reasons she's defending them, it all comes down to criminality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2017 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

139
Ha! They know Debbi isn't the smartest bulb in the bunch and she's going under the bus along with the Awan Clan.

''Psst - Debbi - play the 'Islam card'. That will get you off.''

''Oh, by the way, we have a lawyer for you, too!''

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 24, 2017 07:07 PM (EgwCt)

140 135 >>>>*Heads to penalty box*

Feel shame. Then you get free.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 24, 2017 07:06 PM (x3uSY)

Puttin' on da foil, coach!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 07:07 PM (0mRoj)

141
Well, if you don't mind starting riots in San Francisco . . .


Why would I?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2017 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

142
Martha is talking about the ACLU gettting in trouble with the SJWs. Yes, the ACLU is now a bunch of white supremacists.

You read that right. They tweeted out a photo of a cute little girl, a little white girl, holding an American flag and wearing a little ACLU T-shirt, with the caption, "this is the future we want" (or something close to that).

The SJWs were triggered. The cute little girl, being white, represented white supremacism.

And they call us racists. They see a white girl, and that's bad. But we're the racists.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 07:08 PM (8O3HH)

143 Marcus!

My brother!


59 minutes to Tucker Time. Who will be the first victim?



Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 07:08 PM (2wRtc)

144 69
As to Jeff Sessions:

In his defense, he is one man who heads an agency that at best hates his guts and at worst is actively working to sabotage him at every turn.

That said, even my patience is getting very, thin. And that recusal insanity at day one was just beyond belief. Even for me.

So, what to do. Especially about the agency itself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 06:54 PM (mbhDw)

--------

Mueller was able to immediately hire 16 lawyers for his work, hand picking whoever he wanted. I'd like to know how many Sessions hired to work directly in his office, I suspect only 2 or 3.

Posted by: MAGA at August 24, 2017 07:08 PM (of14C)

145
Hey, when do we start making demands that everything named after that cocksucker Fidel get renamed?

Well, if you don't mind starting riots in San Francisco . . .
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 24, 2017 07:06 PM


Castro and Stonewall
Sittin in a tree...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 07:08 PM (IqV8l)

146 "This is not just a news story that MSM can smother with a pillow. It's a criminal investigation likely to lead to a bad outcome for DWS.

A US rep and former DNC chair indicted for ______.
The same one at the epicenter of Russiagate.
"
-Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 07:06 PM (+7/1f)

The depths of the skullduggery will neverbe plumbed.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:08 PM (Ckg4U)

147 She has the teeth of a P-40.

-
And her hair looks likes flames streaming from the engine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 07:08 PM (Nwg0u)

148 Debbie Washerwoman Schultz......

Oh I remember her! She starred in "Captain Stabbin's Best Of.....Volume #7".

Dirty blonde who liked to do air locks.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 24, 2017 07:08 PM (68VW4)

149 119
She has the teeth of a P-40.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:03 PM (mbhDw)


LOL.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

150 119 114 The thought of Debbie and the Awan guy "together" is vomit inducing
Posted by: It's me donna at August 24, 2017 07:02 PM (O2RFr)


She has the teeth of a P-40.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:03 PM (mbhDw)

++

I'm wondering if Awan was Debbie's Paolo and he has been playing her like a violin and she still has a bad "thing" for him, will lash out at anyone who takes a swat at him, and still believes that he loves her like she does him. 'Cause it sure seems like it.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 24, 2017 07:09 PM (2+gSO)

151 These guys were trolling around inside the DNC's servers and Democrats congressional emails. It's reported they may have saved a significant amount of that content.

But yeah, nothing fishy about keeping them on staff and protecting them, them having your friends in the media bury the story. It's not like there is a potential for corruption or blackmail.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 07:09 PM (A7DN1)

152
btw, wasnt it hilarious when that American ISIS child called President Trump "the puppet of Israel"?

It's funny because ISIS' allies here in the USA are calling President Trump a Nazi!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 07:09 PM (mQ2Jz)

153 Puttin' on da foil, coach!

That's my boys!

Posted by: Zombie Strother Martin at August 24, 2017 07:09 PM (Tyii7)

154 I'm down in Corpus Christi right now-

selling "naturalfake's Long Pig Sauce" for when the cannibalism starts.



Selling well so far.


Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2017 07:09 PM (NyJwR)

155 I'd be delicious if Awan is the DNC source.

Posted by: MAGA at August 24, 2017 07:09 PM (of14C)

156 148 Debbie Washerwoman Schultz......

Oh I remember her! She starred in "Captain Stabbin's Best Of.....Volume #7".

Dirty blonde who liked to do air locks.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 24, 2017 07:08 PM (68VW4)

Ok, NOW I feel shame.

I actually know who that is....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 07:09 PM (xJa6I)

157 God darnit, Mrs. Wasserman-Schulz, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Posted by: Taggart at August 24, 2017 07:10 PM (eLttb)

158 97 What DOES this guy have on her?

Probably every embarrassingly racist statement she ever made in her emails and evidence of collusion with foreign governments. You know, all the stuff she keeps yelling at Trump for.
Posted by: no good deed at August 24, 2017 06:59 PM (RozsV)

My guess... proof that she knowingly took foreign contributions for her campaign..... just like every other damn Democrat...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 24, 2017 07:10 PM (NgKpN)

159

And they call us racists. They see a white girl, and that's bad.

They see a white girl and they want to paint her black.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 07:10 PM (IqV8l)

160 "I'm wondering if Awan was Debbie's Paolo and he has been playing her like a violin and she still has a bad "thing" for him, will lash out at anyone who takes a swat at him, and still believes that he loves her like she does him. 'Cause it sure seems like it."
-Posted by: washrivergal at August 24, 2017 07:09 PM (2+gSO)

No. It was blackmail, pure and simple. Besides, who would want to bugger DWS?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:10 PM (Ckg4U)

161 OT: I think someone need to explain what 'On Demand' means to DirecTV or AMC.


I search "Turn: Washington's Spies" because I want to watch season 4.
Here are the options I'm given.


Episodes: 1, 4, 5, 8 10.


Now why would I want to watch episode 1, skip 2 and 3, watch 4 and 5, skip 6 and 7, watch 8, skip 9 and watch 10?


What exactly is the point of that?

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 07:10 PM (Enq6K)

162 Pappy Bush tole me to say...

Pappy Bush tole me to say...

Pappy Bush tole me to say...

Trump is a baaaad man. His delivery is plebeian and his motivation is frankly, declasse.

Posted by: Dana Purina - hot, yet stupid. at August 24, 2017 07:10 PM (2wRtc)

163 You go sister! We're both victims!

Posted by: Valerie Plame at August 24, 2017 07:12 PM (bc2Lc)

164 THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE IN THE ASTRODOME!!

- Shepsterical Shep

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 07:12 PM (Nwg0u)

165 If you folks in Texas need something just shout it out. Seriously.

Well I know you don't need ammo, but anything else just let us know.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 07:12 PM (A7DN1)

166 Posted by: Dana Purina - hot, yet stupid. at August 24, 2017 07:10 PM (2wRtc)


Dana Purina. LOL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:12 PM (mbhDw)

167 >>Mueller was able to immediately hire 16 lawyers for his work, hand picking whoever he wanted. I'd like to know how many Sessions hired to work directly in his office, I suspect only 2 or 3.

A special counsel does not require Senate approval to hire lawyers.

Federal prosecutors must be approved by the Senate.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

168
President Donald Trump, Commander-in-Chief of the World's Armies, Admiral of the Seven Seas, Lord of Covfefe, Emperor of CNBC Prime-time, Puppet of Israel, Ambassador of Kekistan, Father of Hate, Servant to No Man, Grabber of Pussies, Husband to All Beautiful Women, Chief Executive Officer of the United States of America!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 07:12 PM (mQ2Jz)

169
No. It was blackmail, pure and simple. Besides, who would want to bugger DWS?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:10 PM (Ckg4U)

+++

My whole point. Easy pickins'.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 24, 2017 07:13 PM (2+gSO)

170 I watched the Daily Mail video, and I gotta say....that is one UGLY woman.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2017 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

171
Dana Purina. LOL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Check!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 07:13 PM (IqV8l)

172
Debbie Washerwoman did some glam shots for some stupid magazine several years ago. I remember they managed to straighten her hair. They got all the poodle curls out, some how.

So it can be done.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 07:13 PM (8O3HH)

173 I wonder if Seth Rich wasn't killed because he was the leaker but because he caught the Awans selling/leaking info.

They seem like the kind of folks that would bungle making it look like a robbery.

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at August 24, 2017 07:13 PM (XHvvI)

174 159 They see a white girl and they want to paint her black.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 07:10 PM (IqV8l)

"....Just like Al Jolson and I want to paint her black...."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:13 PM (mbhDw)

175 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 07:12 PM (mQ2Jz)

+++

So funny!

Posted by: washrivergal at August 24, 2017 07:14 PM (2+gSO)

176 160 No. It was blackmail, pure and simple. Besides, who would want to bugger DWS?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:10 PM (Ckg4U)


This is why gynecology is not what it's cracked up to be....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:14 PM (mbhDw)

177 Awan to Abedin: "I'd like to switch missions with you ... oh shit, that won't work. She doesn't like men".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2017 07:14 PM (/qEW2)

178
Don't you just love when they introduce Dragon Girl and Incest Lady on Game of Thrones?!?

Their titles are so absurdly hilarious.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 07:15 PM (mQ2Jz)

179 'm wondering if Awan was Debbie's Paolo and he has been playing her like a violin

-
Or she was playing him like a cello.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 07:15 PM (Nwg0u)

180 "The media are the Democrat Party's mob lawyers, and lawyers never ask a question they don't know the answer to, or don't want to know the answer to."

and inconvenient witnesses have a way of disappearing at an early age ...

But are the top cops (Comey/Mueller/Rosenstein) also completely uninterested in all evidence leading to the same place as the Podesta connections, Hillary Russia money, private server exposed to Weiners and foreign maids ... and so on?

i.e. is there a deep state coup ongoing, or is the deep state covering up a decade (or more) old coup where the CFR style globalists took power. Did that happen in 2017, or 1917, or 1862 ... so many commie infiltrators ... so much Orwell types knew 65 years ago. The internet might be able to expose them ... many have tried but failed.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 24, 2017 07:15 PM (veVl1)

181 "This is why gynecology is not what it's cracked up to be..."
-Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:14 PM (mbhDw)

"I swear to God, it smelled like bad mayonnaise."

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:15 PM (Ckg4U)

182 Mommy inserts kibble in our special place.

Posted by: Jasper Perino at August 24, 2017 07:16 PM (bc2Lc)

183
btw, those long titles of total domination on Game of Thrones are the dreams of leftists.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 07:16 PM (mQ2Jz)

184 Has she brought out the "my taxes pay your salary" chestnut yet? I hear the cops love that almost as much as the "you're an islamophobe" line.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 07:16 PM (hcyUh)

185 I see a statue and I want it painted black. No rebels anymore I want them to turn black. I see the Nazis go by dressed in their polo shirts. I have to turn my head until the teargas squirts.

Posted by: The Rolling SJWs at August 24, 2017 07:16 PM (Tyii7)

186
Remember a few weeks back when DWS was caught on video yelling at her teenage daughter?

The kid was probably saying "Eww! You slept with that skeevy guy?!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:16 PM (mbhDw)

187 158 97 What DOES this guy have on her?

Probably every embarrassingly racist statement she ever made in her emails and evidence of collusion with foreign governments. You know, all the stuff she keeps yelling at Trump for.
Posted by: no good deed at August 24, 2017 06:59 PM (RozsV)

My guess... proof that she knowingly took foreign contributions for her campaign..... just like every other damn Democrat...
Posted by: Don Q. at August 24, 2017 07:10 PM (NgKpN)


Kick backs to DWS from the Awan clan excessive salary may have been agreed upon to be called "campaign contributions" (kickbacks are funneled that way from other gov contracts)... then after they wormed into their positions and gave a couple years of kickbacks told her they were foreign nationals.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 24, 2017 07:16 PM (IWbvi)

188 This is why gynecology is not what it's cracked up to be....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:14 PM (mbhDw)



I'm more of a gastroenterology man myself.

Scope up!

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 24, 2017 07:16 PM (Mouru)

189 Anecdotally, one of the Awan brothers (Abid) who was on the payroll is married to a girl from the Ukraine.

You know, the Ukraine the colluded with the DNC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:17 PM (aT+Bx)

190 Debbie "I don't shave my schlotz"

I wouldn't hit that with a stick. Icky.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 07:17 PM (A7DN1)

191 181 "I swear to God, it smelled like bad mayonnaise."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:15 PM (Ckg4U)


"Bad mayonnaise? Hmm, I smell a hit!"

- - Bon Jovi with notepad, diving back into time machine set for 1987

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

192 >>I'd be delicious if Awan is the DNC source.

Remember, not only did DWS refuse to turn over the servers to both the FBI and Homeland Security, she accused both Comey and Jeh Johnson of lying to Congress when they both testified they asked for them.

There was never a hack.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:17 PM (/tuJf)

193 Maybe she dressed up in a goat costume?

Posted by: torabora at August 24, 2017 07:18 PM (6dFYM)

194 Debbie Washerwoman did some glam shots for some stupid magazine several years ago. I remember they managed to straighten her hair. They got all the poodle curls out, some how.

So it can be done.


They were Photoshopped. Many Cray supercomputers gave their lives for that effort...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 07:18 PM (bIwZ6)

195 What DOES this guy have on her?
---

Could be anything really. Democrats in positions of power aren't known for their.. um... morals.

So who knows?

Maybe he has pictures from a pizza party.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:18 PM (aT+Bx)

196 188
Scope up!
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 24, 2017 07:16 PM (Mouru)


Sigmoid, the Sea(men) Monster.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:18 PM (mbhDw)

197 152
btw, wasnt it hilarious when that American ISIS child called President Trump "the puppet of Israel"?

It's funny because ISIS' allies here in the USA are calling President Trump a Nazi!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter



For the Left, Trump is a Emmanuel Goldstein for all Seasons!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2017 07:18 PM (pY+s4)

198 Your love is like bad mayonnaise.

Bad mayonnaise is what I need.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:18 PM (Ckg4U)

199 i.e. is there a deep state coup ongoing, or is the deep state covering up a decade (or more) old coup where the CFR style globalists took power. Did that happen in 2017, or 1917, or 1862 ... so many commie infiltrators ... so much Orwell types knew 65 years ago. The internet might be able to expose them ... many have tried but failed.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 24, 2017 07:15 PM (veVl1)

______________

4Chan the nation turns it's lonely eyes toward you.

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at August 24, 2017 07:19 PM (XHvvI)

200 167 >>Mueller was able to immediately hire 16 lawyers for his work, hand picking whoever he wanted. I'd like to know how many Sessions hired to work directly in his office, I suspect only 2 or 3.

A special counsel does not require Senate approval to hire lawyers.

Federal prosecutors must be approved by the Senate.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

---------

Really, that's pretty damn stupid ain't it. But I wasn't talking about prosecutors, but aides and such to help policy formulation, people you can trust in positions to identify the deep staters.

Posted by: MAGA at August 24, 2017 07:19 PM (of14C)

201 Who do you think the FBI works for?

Hans Gruber

Posted by: DaveA at August 24, 2017 07:19 PM (FhXTo)

202 No. It was blackmail, pure and simple. Besides, who would want to bugger DWS?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar


It was late, she had a hijab covering her face, was bent over on the bed and there was really good goat porn on the PPV.

Posted by: Rizwan from ISI at August 24, 2017 07:19 PM (B9t7n)

203 The kid was probably saying "Eww! You slept with that skeevy guy?!


Well, no. There wasn't much sleeping going on, honey, unless you consider getting dorked in the squeakhole with a cucumber and a lubed-up fungo bat "sleeping."

Posted by: Debbie Wassermouth Shithead at August 24, 2017 07:19 PM (Mouru)

204 Awan worked as an IT guy and hacked the DNC because they're a bunch of incompetent dumbasses. When he hit the paydirt they rolled over for him. I'd bet he has more dirt and slime on them than they could ever recover from. And I'd bet it includes the MSM being the stooges for the DNC and a bunch of are are tainted by it too. It's just one big incestuous graft filled organization.

Nobody is gonna seriously investigate this.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 24, 2017 07:19 PM (iLJUQ)

205 198 Your love is like bad mayonnaise.

Bad mayonnaise is what I need.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:18 PM (Ckg4U)


#191

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw)

206
Remember, not only did DWS refuse to turn over the servers to both
the FBI and Homeland Security, she accused both Comey and Jeh Johnson of
lying to Congress when they both testified they asked for them.



There was never a hack.
--

I'm still betting that Seth Rich gave Wikileaks the info.

I'd also lay a small amount of benjamins that DWS and the Awans sold US military secrets to the highest bidder.

You know... espionage.

/or maybe treason? sedition? Help me out folks.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:19 PM (aT+Bx)

207 Claims of bigotry are the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 07:20 PM (0mRoj)

208 Mmm... tastes like feta cheese and sh*t.

Posted by: Debbie W-S at August 24, 2017 07:20 PM (/qEW2)

209 That's what I was referring to, J.J.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:20 PM (Ckg4U)

210 Sources Say Trump Using Islamophobia, Antisemitism In Congressional IT Witch Hunt To Distract From White Supremacy And Russia Collusion Scandals

Posted by: This...is CNN at August 24, 2017 07:20 PM (O5Q3r)

211
Debbie Does Dulles.

Probably not far off the mark, that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

212 193 Maybe she dressed up in a goat costume?
Posted by: torabora at August 24, 2017 07:18 PM (6dFYM)

____________

She should take it off.

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at August 24, 2017 07:21 PM (XHvvI)

213 is there a deep state coup ongoing, or is the deep state covering up a
decade (or more) old coup where the CFR style globalists took power. Did
that happen in 2017, or 1917, or 1862 ... so many commie infiltrators
... so much Orwell types knew 65 years ago. The internet might be able
to expose them ... many have tried but failed.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 24, 2017 07:15 PM (veVl1)



______________



4Chan the nation turns it's lonely eyes toward you.
--

That last statement made me chuckle out loud.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:21 PM (aT+Bx)

214 There's probably enough dust in there that when she coughs dust comes out. Like closing an old trunk in the attic.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 07:21 PM (A7DN1)

215 209 That's what I was referring to, J.J.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:20 PM (Ckg4U)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

216 195
Maybe he has pictures from a pizza party.
Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:18 PM (aT+Bx)


At this point, that's my default explanation for the behavior of both Democrats and Republicans. DC probably resembles Imperial Rome by now.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

217 207 Claims of bigotry are the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 07:20 PM (0mRoj)

But work sooooooo well....

Posted by: Rev. Al 'I should be in Jail' Sharpton at August 24, 2017 07:21 PM (NgKpN)

218
Bad mayonaise? We're your huckleberry.

Posted by: Federal Penal System at August 24, 2017 07:21 PM (EgwCt)

219 >>Really, that's pretty damn stupid ain't it. But I wasn't talking about prosecutors, but aides and such to help policy formulation, people you can trust in positions to identify the deep staters.

He's been hiring people but the people he really needs in place are the prosecutors and department heads.

Right now, most of the prosecutors he's hired are still in interim status because the Dems are obstructing the approval process at an unprecedented level.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:21 PM (/tuJf)

220 Dude has secrets that will never see the Light of Day.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:22 PM (Ckg4U)

221 >>>>They were Photoshopped.<<<<<

I think they just hired a model and ran pictures of her.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 24, 2017 07:22 PM (x3uSY)

222 192 >>I'd be delicious if Awan is the DNC source.

Remember, not only did DWS refuse to turn over the servers to both the FBI and Homeland Security, she accused both Comey and Jeh Johnson of lying to Congress when they both testified they asked for them.

There was never a hack.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:17 PM (/tuJf)

--------

Which leads me to state that there could never be any successful prosecution for hacking because the government never had custody of the evidence.

Of course , the media never asked that question, nor did our supposedly superstar Congressmen.

Posted by: MAGA at August 24, 2017 07:23 PM (of14C)

223
Maybe that Awan guy has DWS's and a bunch of other Dem. hags "selfies". The Fapenning II: Butt Ugly Boogaloo"

Maybe Debbie is the Hope Solo of the bunch. But you couldn't tell her face from the, other end.....

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 07:23 PM (8O3HH)

224 For the Left, Trump is a Emmanuel Goldstein for all Seasons!!
===

Appropos of nothing, I looked at "protein wisdom" for the first time in ages.

It's gone. So sad. Immolated by the holy cleansing Nevertrump fire.

*sigh*

Moving on.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 07:23 PM (2wRtc)

225 At this point, that's my default explanation for the behavior of both
Democrats and Republicans. DC probably resembles Imperial Rome by now.
---
I know many people think I'm insane for even bringing this up.

However... Democrats get away with treason. They literally get away with murder as well.

What is worse than murder? Than treason?

Child rape.

Participating in something like that could indeed bring down the house of cards.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:24 PM (aT+Bx)

226 You should see him when I go "Daaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!"
*swoon*

Posted by: Deb the Goat at August 24, 2017 07:24 PM (6dFYM)

227
He's been hiring people but the people he really needs in place are the prosecutors and department heads.

Right now, most of the prosecutors he's hired are still in interim status because the Dems are obstructing the approval process at an unprecedented level.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:21 PM (/tuJf)

-----------

Too bad Ryan and McConnell didn't go into recess.

Posted by: MAGA at August 24, 2017 07:24 PM (of14C)

228 Juan and I are having our faces re-done.

Posted by: Kim Guilfoyle at August 24, 2017 07:25 PM (2wRtc)

229 224 For the Left, Trump is a Emmanuel Goldstein for all Seasons!!
===

Appropos of nothing, I looked at "protein wisdom" for the first time in ages.

It's gone. So sad. Immolated by the holy cleansing Nevertrump fire.

*sigh*

Moving on.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 07:23 PM (2wRtc)

Too bad. Jeff was a great writer.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 07:25 PM (0mRoj)

230 For the Left, Trump is a Emmanuel Goldstein for all Seasons!!

Posted by: Puddleglum
________

Except Trump is real! Which reminds me, I missed my 2 Minutes Hate this morning. Really gets the blood flowing. Ace has his GAINZZZ, I have hating Trump.

I SO HATE THAT FASCIST!!!

Not the same, typing it so late in the day. Oh, well.

Posted by: WaterCow at August 24, 2017 07:25 PM (zkGZ8)

231 I need a respirator
'Cause I cannot take a breath
I will never penetrate her
I do not doom my dick to death


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOUtsybozjg

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:26 PM (Ckg4U)

232 225 Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:24 PM (aT+Bx)


You thinking Menendez?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:26 PM (mbhDw)

233 Mark Steyn riffed on "Debbie Does Dulles" a while back.

I was cracking up listening to him subbing for Rush yesterday on the podcast. He got to riffing on how he just found out that Mr. Snerdley was actually named Robert Snerd Lee, and was the most racist call screener of the antebellum South.

Somebody said, hey isn't his name Bo, Bo Snerdley, and Mark said, well his full name is Beauregard Jefferson Robert Snerd Lee.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 07:26 PM (8O3HH)

234 137 Hey, when do we start making demands that everything named after that cocksucker Fidel get renamed?

Well, if you don't mind starting riots in San Francisco . . .

**************

Wouldn't this be an added benefit?

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at August 24, 2017 07:27 PM (yGYy7)

235 BTW, there's a picture of DWS at WZ.

Wow, she has not aged well.

She's younger than I am, and I suspected she near 60.

/I guess evil ages you. Right Hillary?

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:27 PM (aT+Bx)

236 225 At this point, that's my default explanation for the behavior of both
Democrats and Republicans. DC probably resembles Imperial Rome by now.
---
I know many people think I'm insane for even bringing this up.

However... Democrats get away with treason. They literally get away with murder as well.

What is worse than murder? Than treason?

Child rape.

Participating in something like that could indeed bring down the house of cards.
Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:24 PM (aT+Bx)

Don't be a hysterical pants-wetter. No Democrat would ever molest children.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 07:27 PM (0mRoj)

237 DC probably resembles Imperial Rome by now.


Late stages Imperial Rome.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2017 07:28 PM (pY+s4)

238 However... Democrats get away with treason. They literally get away with murder as well.

What is worse than murder? Than treason?

Child rape.

Participating in something like that could indeed bring down the house of cards.
Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:24 PM (aT+Bx)

+++

Absolutely they do. And to add salt to the wounds, daily they come out and bad mouth President Trump as if they are protected under God's own umbrella. I do not get it and it is so distressing to think about.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 24, 2017 07:28 PM (2+gSO)

239 >>Which leads me to state that there could never be any successful prosecution for hacking because the government never had custody of the evidence.


You should read the link to the NY Post article I posted at #54. The feds have already found "sensitive" government data that was taken by the Awan clan and put on offsite servers. They already know he was stealing government info, some of it probably classified. And he had access to the DNC servers as well.

I suspect that as soon as DWS and the rest of the corrupt Clinton Clan which DWS has long been a part of found out about this they started spinning this whole Russia hack bullshit. She kept paying him to buy his silence.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:28 PM (/tuJf)

240 236 Don't be a hysterical pants-wetter. No Democrat would ever molest children.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 07:27 PM (0mRoj)


Certainly not intentionally....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:28 PM (mbhDw)

241 "Mueller is building a case against crooked Hillary and the rest of the corrupt DNC infrastructure. It is a beautiful dream.Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

ha .. yes, me too. But there is so much against Comey covering for team Clinton over the years ... I think he was forced into pretending to cover some things so made those late statements about Hillary. And Mueller ... same story, but I haven't really checked deeply.

We know Hillary praised Cronkite for his global government award ... surrender of sovereignty ... and that was the deep state and media and banker choice for president.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. (said Dorothy)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 24, 2017 07:29 PM (veVl1)

242 235 BTW, there's a picture of DWS at WZ.

Wow, she has not aged well.

She's younger than I am, and I suspected she near 60.

/I guess evil ages you. Right Hillary?
Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:27 PM (aT+Bx)

The painting of her in the White House is getting younger-looking.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 07:29 PM (ANIFC)

243 What is worse than murder? Than treason?


Child rape.


Participating in something like that could indeed bring down the house of cards.

===
Don't be a hysterical pants-wetter. No Democrat would ever molest children.
===

Ok, I'm gonna need to hear from Pepe on this one.

*pizza,pizza"*

Posted by: Kim Guilfoyle at August 24, 2017 07:29 PM (2wRtc)

244 Can you imagine what a money shot with Debbie Wasserman-Schultz would look like, with her barracuda teeth and her tapioca hair stylings?

Posted by: Taggart at August 24, 2017 07:29 PM (eLttb)

245 Don't be a hysterical pants-wetter. No Democrat would ever molest children.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 07:27 PM (0mRoj)


--
Certainly not intentionally....
--

7 is the new 18.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:29 PM (aT+Bx)

246 He got to riffing on how he just found out that Mr. Snerdley was actually named Robert Snerd Lee, and was the most racist call screener of the antebellum South.
==

Funny. Steyn was also hilarious on Tucker's show yesterday, talking about the gnarled Macedonian content farmers who tilted the election for Trump.

Somebody's got to find the right platform for that guy. He's a genius.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 24, 2017 07:29 PM (PXbkt)

247 Late stages Imperial Rome.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2017 07:28 PM (pY+s4)

Trump: An Alaric for Our Time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 07:30 PM (hcyUh)

248 You thinking Menendez?

I was thinking Podesta and the "pizza-gate" thingy. IIRC, that subject was in the WikiLeaks revelations. But I wouldn't be surprised if that whole Pedo Island thing has more tentacles to it than we think, any of which would be pretty disgusting to a very large number of people regardless of political party.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 07:30 PM (bIwZ6)

249 235
BTW, there's a picture of DWS at WZ.

Wow, she has not aged well.

She's younger than I am, and I suspected she near 60.

/I guess evil ages you. Right Hillary?


Posted by: shibumi


The prospect of public humiliation and indictment does wear on a person.

Posted by: pep at August 24, 2017 07:30 PM (LAe3v)

250 "If you cross reference with the intelligence committee, you'll get:

Carson (IN )
Speier (CA)
Castro (TX)"

I often used to refer to Jackie Speier as being "dumb as a fence post", but then I got a letter from the lawyers for fence posts, saying that the metaphor amounted to actionable defamation and that I better knock it off. So I won't do that.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2017 07:31 PM (ujwCG)

251 You should read the link to the NY Post article I posted at #54. The feds have already found "sensitive" government data that was taken by the Awan clan and put on offsite servers. They already know he was stealing government info, some of it probably classified. And he had access to the DNC servers as well.

Posted by: JackStraw

Yeah, but which FBI is investigating? The Holder/Comey FBI?

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 24, 2017 07:31 PM (B9t7n)

252 239 Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:28 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah, I think the servers have megatonnage of damnable pay for play evidence against the Clintons for sure, maybe the Obamas as well.

Worse than the uranium swindle and the Loral Space MIRV giveaway to the Chinese. Much worse, if it's possible and more.

Doom. If it ever comes to light.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

253 ...asking why Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is so dogged

I see what you did there.

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2017 07:32 PM (pszv/)

254
remember the story The Boy Who Cried Fire?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 07:32 PM (mQ2Jz)

255 254
remember the story The Boy Who Cried Fire?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 07:32 PM (mQ2Jz)

Lifetime ban from AMC theaters. Sad!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 07:32 PM (0mRoj)

256 /Puerto Rican California Democrat - ex wife sock OFF

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 07:33 PM (2wRtc)

257 246
Somebody's got to find the right platform for that guy. He's a genius.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 24, 2017 07:29 PM (PXbkt)

Great YouTube channel. For now.

He was short-lived on Levin TV and then they let him go. Steyn was cagey about why but he hinted that there was some butting of heads.

Too bad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:33 PM (mbhDw)

258 must be approved by the Senate.

We need a more effective way of expressing our dis-approval of the Senate.
Maybe Trump could tweetstorm one into a mini-stroke.

Posted by: DaveA at August 24, 2017 07:33 PM (FhXTo)

259 243:*pizza,pizza"*


Pizza girl?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2017 07:33 PM (pY+s4)

260 >> Can you imagine what a money shot with Debbie
>> Wasserman-Schultz would look like

You couldn't get a real one. There isn't a man alive who could do it. The sight of that face would make any Mr. Happy scream and turn inside out, making a Caitlyn Franken-gina.

You'd have to get an air hose, ram it up your butt and blow it back out.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 07:34 PM (8O3HH)

261 Doom. If it ever comes to light.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

______________

Old and busted : Democracy dies in Darkness.

New Hotness : Democrats shrivel in light.

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ) at August 24, 2017 07:35 PM (XHvvI)

262 She has the teeth of a P-40.

That's a keeper. Beer out the nose funny.

Posted by: Monkfish at August 24, 2017 07:35 PM (7ciu+)

263
Somebody's got to find the right platform for that guy. He's a genius.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton
===


He had Tucker giggling like a schoolgirl.

Come to think of it, Tucker's show has been damn funny lately.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 07:35 PM (2wRtc)

264 Speaking of pizzagate...I was checking some stuff out on the Podestas, which took me to some other stuff on Madeleine McCann. That case is really really weird, even without the Podesta angle. I watched a fair amount of footage of her parents from pressers and interviews, and those two just ain't right.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 07:35 PM (0mRoj)

265 Who do you think the FBI works for?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 06:42 PM (/tuJf)

I'll take Barack Obama for $200, Alex.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2017 07:36 PM (D2vc1)

266 You'd have to get an air hose, ram it up your butt and blow it back out.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear



Not to focus on the unpleasant, but a decade ago or so it was apparently a thing in Thailand to use a bicycle pump to inflate one's intestines. I don't know why.

Anyway, some enterprising young man decided all that pumping was a waste of effort, so used the air hose at a gas station. The results were explosive, and fatal.

Posted by: pep at August 24, 2017 07:36 PM (LAe3v)

267 248
I was thinking Podesta and the "pizza-gate" thingy. IIRC, that subject was in the WikiLeaks revelations. But I wouldn't be surprised if that whole Pedo Island thing has more tentacles to it than we think, any of which would be pretty disgusting to a very large number of people regardless of political party.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 07:30 PM (bIwZ6)


I remember a NYPD detective saying they found "truly disgusting" material on Weiner's laptop. That sounds like more than dick pics to me.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

268 He was short-lived on Levin TV and then they let him go. Steyn was cagey about why but he hinted that there was some butting of heads.

Too bad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:33 PM (mbhDw)

I wouldn't be surprised. You put a couple of strong personalities together like that and there's bound to be friction.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 07:37 PM (0mRoj)

269 Can you imagine what a money shot with Debbie
>> Wasserman-Schultz would look like

Nope; Have no idea what a "money shot" is, Don' want t to know. Not looking it up on the web.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2017 07:37 PM (iVOAv)

270 >>Yeah, I think the servers have megatonnage of damnable pay for play evidence against the Clintons for sure, maybe the Obamas as well.

It doesn't even have to go that far. DWS gave unfettered access to classified information AND the DNC servers to a guy whom the FBI believes was selling that information to foreign governments.

That is treason and with all do respect to pizza conspiracies is an incredibly serious crime.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:37 PM (/tuJf)

271 >>>Right now, most of the prosecutors he's hired are still in interim status because the Dems are obstructing the approval process at an unprecedented level.

Too bad their isn't a majority of Republicans in the House and Senate to fix this.

Posted by: Max Power at August 24, 2017 07:37 PM (q177U)

272 New Hotness : Democrats shrivel in light.

Posted by: Lily (formerly fom HotAir now from AoSHQ)


We were in the pool!

Posted by: Democrat males, and Rose deLauro at August 24, 2017 07:37 PM (LAe3v)

273 "Wow, she has not aged well."

People who are addicts and go cold turkey often get visibly older overnight. Mayonnaise-Hair is going cold turkey from power. Everyone hates her. Everything is being blamed on her. She has no plausible avenues of winning back what she's lost.

Remember, it wasn't long ago that she was number one on the runway to replace Bela Pelosi as boss of the House Democrats once Pelosi finally retires. Now DWS might not even retain her own House seat. That's a fast, steep fall.

And people are starting to inflict the sort of petty indignities which tell her that they know that she knows she's on the outs.

My favorite: how Washerwoman-Putz absolutely insisted as an iron precondition of having Donna Brazile come in to fill her seat at the Democratic National Committee that Brazile not be allowed to refer to herself as anything other than a "temporary" or "interim" chairwoman.

And how Brazile more or less immediately dropped those qualifiers, making DWS quiver in rage. She wouldn't have dared do that if she figured Lil' Debbie would be in a position in future to shiv her in the back.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2017 07:37 PM (ujwCG)

274 Taggart, a black Marine who says he votes Democrat.


Wake up, dude. Ever hear of Margaret Sanger?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2017 06:44 PM (PY9jH)

With rare exceptions, they never will.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2017 07:38 PM (D2vc1)

275 Whatever Imran has on Wasserman Schultz, it must be spectactular.

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at August 24, 2017 07:38 PM (FgFCM)

276 The media are the Democrat Party's mob lawyers, and lawyers never ask a question they don't know the answer to, or don't want to know the answer to.


Worth repeating.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2017 07:38 PM (LTHVh)

277 I was thinking Podesta and the "pizza-gate" thingy. IIRC, that subject
was in the WikiLeaks revelations. But I wouldn't be surprised if that
whole Pedo Island thing has more tentacles to it than we think, any of
which would be pretty disgusting to a very large number of people
regardless of political party.
--

Read the relevant wikileaks emails. They're very bizarre, and some of the terms are also used by pedophiles. They could also be code for drug deals.

However, if Democrats don't get jailed for "murder" I doubt they'd be jailed for "drugs."

Children are another thing entirely. The general populace would be calling for the the noose. And that would mean their cushy jobs are gone.

BTW... I have no doubt that there could be participants on both sides of the aisle.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:38 PM (aT+Bx)

278 Whatever Imran has on Wasserman Schultz, it must be spectactular.


He was laying pipe. Count on it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2017 07:38 PM (LTHVh)

279 Way ahead of you guys on this late-stage-Rome thing. Thought I'd get ahead of the curve and set up shop near Ravenna. It turns out that I'm closer to Ravena, which is in Upstate New York. Big difference, but no Visigoths. That's a plus, I suppose.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 24, 2017 07:39 PM (zkGZ8)

280
What was the traditional instrument the gnarled Macedonia content farmers were playing on their weathered porches?

I'll bet they would be playing "Dueling Banjos" on 'em.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 07:39 PM (8O3HH)

281 Too bad their isn't a majority of Republicans in the House and Senate to fix this.
===


Yes.

The 'At Least One Million Senators Rule' will be tough to overcome.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 07:39 PM (2wRtc)

282 Nope; Have no idea what a "money shot" is, Don' want t to know. Not looking it up on the web.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2017 07:37 PM
---

Unfortunately, I do.

Do NOT look it up.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:39 PM (aT+Bx)

283 The media are the Democrat Party's mob lawyers, and lawyers never ask a question they don't know the answer to, or don't want to know the answer to.

Posted by: Ace at 06:31 PM


Best damn sentence you've ever wrote, Ace.

Go easy on the water ... fish fuck in that shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2017 07:40 PM (fiGNd)

284 He was short-lived on Levin TV and then they let him go. Steyn was cagey about why but he hinted that there was some butting of heads.

Too bad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


He and his team are still involved in a lawsuit about that. Reportedly the local production staff, camera, lights, etc., said he and his producer were extremely unprofessional. Cancelled shoots at the last second, pay issues, no direction or writing and generally the staff hated him. I think lawsuit is about Steyn and his team quitting suddenly over contract or pay and not shooting all ordered shows.
Can't say if any of it is even remotely true or not.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 24, 2017 07:40 PM (B9t7n)

285 That is treason and with all do respect to pizza conspiracies is an incredibly serious crime.

Posted by: JackStraw


So is using the machinery of the Federal government to attack one's political opponents, yet here we are. I'm afraid that having committed the crime is no longer adequate to obtain a conviction.

Posted by: pep at August 24, 2017 07:40 PM (LAe3v)

286 Putting together cases while your Deep State underlings drag their feet and stonewall you is probably difficult.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 06:48 PM (Ckg4U)

Then get rid of the cocksuckers, which should have been done on Day One.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2017 07:40 PM (D2vc1)

287 275 Whatever Imran has on Wasserman Schultz, it must be spectactular.
Posted by: Zapp Branigan at August 24, 2017 07:38 PM (FgFCM)


On her, sure. On the Democrat Party including the Clintons and Obamas? Oh hell yes. And probably the GOP wing of the Democrats as well.

The whole rotten shithouse would crash and burn.

IF the Deep State allows it to come to light. And it is doing everything it can to bury this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:41 PM (mbhDw)

288 Can you imagine what a money shot with Debbie
>> Wasserman-Schultz would look like

Nope; Have no idea what a "money shot" is, Don' want t to know. Not looking it up on the web.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2017 07:37 PM (iVOAv)



There is a good reason that gas station owners never hire ex porn stars to be pump jockeys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 07:41 PM (Mouru)

289 And, yeah, come on. A black dude's gonna tell some stranger from the media asking questions that he votes Republican? Of course he "says he votes Democrat". Momma didn't raise no fool.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 07:41 PM (hcyUh)

290 You couldn't get a real one. There isn't a man alive who could do it. The sight of that face would make any Mr. Happy scream and turn inside out, making a Caitlyn Franken-gina.

You'd have to get an air hose, ram it up your butt and blow it back out.


...and there goes a mouthful of perfectly good Guinness...

..again. Itsa good to beeza home.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 24, 2017 07:41 PM (bIwZ6)

291 I saw Gnarled Macedonian Content Farmers open for Kansas back in '78 at the Cow Palace.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at August 24, 2017 07:41 PM (Tyii7)

292 The Jews hate the Christians so much that they will try to destroy the only home they have had in 300 years.

Posted by: JAS at August 24, 2017 07:41 PM (UnDQI)

293 You know, vacation is nice- but it makes a bad job worse in some ways.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 24, 2017 07:41 PM (K2SnJ)

294 "Anyway, some enterprising young man decided all that pumping was a
waste of effort, so used the air hose at a gas station. The results were
explosive, and fatal."

In the areas of the Gaza Strip controlled by Hamas, they occasionally catch a few guys playing hide the salami with one another.

The preferred punishment dealt out by the Hamas authorities is to insert the nozzle of a high pressure gas cylinder up the orifice in question, then open the valve, inflicting a rupture of the colon and a horrifyingly painful death.

Meanwhile, liberal urban gay men all over the Western world agitate loudly to have more Muslims brought in, because, oooooooh, bearded rough trade. They aren't taking an especially long view of the pros and cons.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 24, 2017 07:42 PM (ujwCG)

295
What is worse than murder? Than treason?

Being a white who voted Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2017 07:42 PM (IqV8l)

296 must be approved by the Senate.

===


You know, it's almost as is they don't want a return to a Constitutional government of law and of "We the People".

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 07:42 PM (2wRtc)

297 283
Go easy on the water ... fish fuck in that shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2017 07:40 PM (fiGNd)

"Tell me about it."

- - L. Brasi

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:42 PM (mbhDw)

298 The FBI is investigating? Wow, now I feel better :-/

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 07:43 PM (A7DN1)

299 292 The Jews hate the Christians so much that they will try to destroy the only home they have had in 300 years.
Posted by: JAS at August 24, 2017 07:41 PM (UnDQI)


Say, what?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:43 PM (mbhDw)

300 Carson (IN )
Speier (CA)
Castro (TX)

Posted by: torquewrench
________

I'm focusing on the state abbreviations --

IN+CA=Inca.

Add Arizona, and AZ+TX=Aztecs.

(Whoa!)

Posted by: FireHorse at August 24, 2017 07:44 PM (zkGZ8)

301 292. What's that?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 07:44 PM (6jN1G)

302 "Then get rid of the cocksuckers, which should have been done on Day One."
-Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2017 07:40 PM (D2vc1)

Agreed, but not easily done at the Federal level.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:44 PM (Ckg4U)

303 298 The FBI is investigating? Wow, now I feel better :-/
Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 07:43 PM (A7DN1)


Remember that scene from "Fletch" when Tim Matheson has Chevy Chase at gunpoint and then Joe Don Baker, the corrupt cop enters and Chevy says in total deadpan:

"Thank goodness, it's the police."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

304 "Tell me about it."

- - L. Brasi
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:42 PM (mbhDw)

Woah! When we said "Sleep with the fishes" we meant... you know what? Never mind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 24, 2017 07:45 PM (hcyUh)

305 292 The Jews hate the Christians so much that they will try to destroy the only home they have had in 300 years.
Posted by: JAS at August 24, 2017 07:41 PM (UnDQI)

Hold on, let me get my popcorn.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 07:45 PM (ANIFC)

306 Simple, but not easy applies to the Deep State.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:45 PM (Ckg4U)

307 Hawaii and Minnesota = HiMn


**snickers like an 8th grader**

Posted by: pep at August 24, 2017 07:45 PM (LAe3v)

308
That reminds me of something funny. Fenelon, don't read this.

Some women have semen allergies, some general, and some specific. In the latter case, it will be specific protein markers that some dude have.

Anway, some "education video" starlet had a unfortunate skin allergic reaction to a particular one of those combinations. She of course, tweeted out a picture.

Red rash in the shape of the splash...

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 07:46 PM (8O3HH)

309 >>The FBI is investigating? Wow, now I feel better :-/

Maybe we can get 4chan on the case when they are done tracking down Shia LaBoeuf's flag.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

310 292. What's that?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 07:44 PM (6jN1G)

Oh boy, this ought to be fun.....

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 07:46 PM (zSVEm)

311 He vas my BOYFRIEND!!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 24, 2017 07:46 PM (nWc4E)

312 WTF?? Pesky Jooos are taking Christians' 300 year-old houses again? Man, this stuff is starting to get OLD.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 07:46 PM (Mouru)

313 The Deep State are dug-in ticks, feeding from the body.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:47 PM (Ckg4U)

314 He vas my BOYFRIEND!!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 24, 2017 07:46 PM (nWc4E)



I love that line.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 07:47 PM (Mouru)

315 "Thank goodness, it's the police"

How far have we fallen that satire is now reality?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 07:47 PM (A7DN1)

316 The FBI is investigating? Wow, now I feel better :-/
----

My ass? I can't find it.

What do you mean, use my hand? What are you talking about? My ass is gone!

Use both hands? Are you on drugs or something? Stop making stupid suggestions. I've lost my ass!

Posted by: The FBI at August 24, 2017 07:47 PM (aT+Bx)

317 312
WTF?? Pesky Jooos are taking Christians' 300 year-old houses again? Man, this stuff is starting to get OLD.

Posted by: Cicero


I know, right? My wells have been absolutely useless for years.

Posted by: pep at August 24, 2017 07:47 PM (LAe3v)

318 312 WTF?? Pesky Jooos are taking Christians' 300 year-old houses again? Man, this stuff is starting to get OLD.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 07:46 PM (Mouru)

And Palestinian olive trees!

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 07:47 PM (ANIFC)

319 we got to the insane place of "too big to fail, too big to jail". That was really the policy.

so we bailed them out, made them even bigger, kept the crooks in charge of rebuilding, and no one goes to jail. Lynch oversaw HSBC money laundering of $2B or so cartel money ... no jail for anyone, a meager fine paid by shareholders. (Holder and guns for cartels, lying about it, sure, also bad)

So covering up all THIS (current DWS scheme, the real leaks, etc) ... involves covering up all THAT (long term Goldman Sachs, Morgan, Corzine, mob, et al extracting billions at a time from the system via leverage, "rerererehypothecating" (a trick I think Bernie Madoff used, other banksters use, global banking schemes). Paper currencies ... massive leverage ... the games evil people play.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 24, 2017 07:48 PM (veVl1)

320 ..."Red rash in the shape of the splash..."
-Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 07:46 PM (8O3HH)

...Early on a Saturday night.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:48 PM (Ckg4U)

321 Wait. The Jews are feeding Christians to the lions again?

Or did I get that wrong?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 07:48 PM (A7DN1)

322 lol.. leave it to Slap.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 24, 2017 07:49 PM (CNHr1)

323 "Thank goodness, it's the police."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)


I was going to comment on the cut of your jib, and inquire about your newsletter ...

... but I'll be damned. You already got one. Ain't that some shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2017 07:49 PM (fiGNd)

324 I'm focusing on the state abbreviations --



IN+CA=Inca.



Add Arizona, and AZ+TX=Aztecs.



(Whoa!)
---

Dude.

Does that mean those pizza emails are really about Human Sacrifice?

Dude.

Posted by: A random Libertarian Stones at August 24, 2017 07:49 PM (aT+Bx)

325 312 WTF?? Pesky Jooos are taking Christians' 300 year-old houses again? Man, this stuff is starting to get OLD.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 07:46 PM (Mouru)

Everywhere, they are... in my attic, in my backyard...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 07:49 PM (zSVEm)

326 To the FBI:

Really, dude, I'm right here. Right in front of you, and I promise I won't run. Come ON, man.

Posted by: A cold at August 24, 2017 07:50 PM (LAe3v)

327 black Marine who says he votes Democrat. He believes Wasserman Schultz is crying wolf and devaluing the meaning of genuine discrimination

-

It's nice that some blacks (and one has to assume gays and women) recognize this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 24, 2017 07:50 PM (rF9rk)

328 321 Wait. The Jews are feeding Christians to the lions again?

Or did I get that wrong?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 07:48 PM (A7DN1)

Have you seen the price of lion chow lately? Oy vey!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 07:50 PM (0mRoj)

329 "lol.. leave it to Slap."
-Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 24, 2017 07:49 PM (CNHr1)

*takes a bow*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:50 PM (Ckg4U)

330

Are we still avoiding ACE Hardware for spreading for SJW's, or touching us in the naughty place, or whatever it was?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 24, 2017 07:51 PM (t3kPl)

331 My ass? I can't find it.

What do you mean, use my hand? What are you talking about? My ass is gone!

Use both hands? Are you on drugs or something? Stop making stupid suggestions. I've lost my ass!

Posted by: The FBI at August 24, 2017 07:47 PM (aT+Bx)
............

There's a hole in the ground over there. You might want to investigate.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2017 07:51 PM (HgMAr)

332 What other cards do Leftists have to play but race, gender and class?

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2017 07:51 PM (pPKG5)

333 Wait. The Jews are feeding Christians to the lions again?

Or did I get that wrong?


Nope. It's all in the book.

Posted by: Protocols of the Elders of Lions at August 24, 2017 07:51 PM (Mouru)

334 Maybe we can get 4chan on the case when they are done tracking down Shia LaBoeuf's flag.
---

Last time I checked, they were looking into infiltrating Antifa.

But that was a few days ago. Today they're talking about why they like Poland.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 07:51 PM (aT+Bx)

335 Are we still avoiding ACE Hardware for spreading for SJW's, or touching us in the naughty place, or whatever it was?

Im just avoiding these:

GoDaddy
UnderArmor
Netflix
Google
Walmart
McDonalds
Apple

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2017 07:52 PM (LTHVh)

336 Ace is the place for your helpful hardware... whatever...( that was the start of it all)...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 07:52 PM (zSVEm)

337 Clapper said (under oath) millions are NOT being recorded and "wiretapped", so don't worry, be happy.

(maybe he meant it is not JUST millions, it is the whole world)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 24, 2017 07:52 PM (veVl1)

338 "There's a hole in the ground over there. You might want to investigate."
-Posted by: wth at August 24, 2017 07:51 PM (HgMAr)

He's lost without his flashlight.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:52 PM (Ckg4U)

339 There's an old joke about this Silesian schlemiel who buys up Volkischer Beobachter and all the other Nazi newspapers, and reads them on his way to the synagogue. So his rabbi asks him, why are you reading this shit. The other guy says, I've got a horrible job selling pretzels at the county fair and my wife just left me. At least in the Beobachter they tell me I'm the king of the planet

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 24, 2017 07:52 PM (6FqZa)

340 >>Last time I checked, they were looking into infiltrating Antifa.

When are they going to start outing the CNN people they promised over a month ago?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

341 325 312 WTF?? Pesky Jooos are taking Christians' 300 year-old houses again? Man, this stuff is starting to get OLD.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 07:46 PM (Mouru)

Everywhere, they are... in my attic, in my backyard...
Posted by: kraken


It's a real estate bot. It used to promote lace wigs.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 24, 2017 07:53 PM (B9t7n)

342 *takes a bow*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1),

Now, for an encore, do a "Splish, Splash" version for what will become "The Bukake Song"

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 07:53 PM (8O3HH)

343
Paul Harvey's "If I Were The Devil"

If you haven't heard this, listen to it now. It's only 3 minutes long. It is amazingly accurate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Az0okaHig



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 07:54 PM (mQ2Jz)

344 299 292 The Jews hate the Christians so much that they will try to destroy the only home they have had in 300 years.
Posted by: JAS at August 24, 2017 07:41 PM (UnDQI)


Say, what?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Well, this came out of left field.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2017 07:54 PM (pY+s4)

345 Yikes. I feel the banhammer rapidly approaching.

Look at the statistics. Sorry.

Posted by: JAS at August 24, 2017 07:54 PM (UnDQI)

346 Special Agent Johnson: "What do we have here?"

Special Agent Johnson (no relation): "Not sure. Might be shit. Might be Shinola."

Special Agent Johnson: "Boil up some coffee. It's going to be a long night."

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 07:54 PM (ANIFC)

347 Last time I checked, they were looking into infiltrating Antifa.

When are they going to start outing the CNN people they promised over a month ago?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

"Mueller, Mueller???"

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 07:54 PM (zSVEm)

348 I've been whistling "Dixie" here in Manhattan under my breath and each time I get a little louder just to see a reaction.

Why, sah, ah'm astonished. You're a regular Judah P. Benjamin.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 24, 2017 07:55 PM (1ArOc)

349 Im just avoiding these:

GoDaddy
UnderArmor
Netflix
Google
Walmart
McDonalds
Apple

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 24, 2017 07:52 PM (LTHVh)


Don't avoid Walmart. If you're mad at them then just keep buying stuff, using it for a few days and returning it.

I don't think I could live without Walmart. What did they do?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 24, 2017 07:55 PM (rZ+mb)

350 well, the forecast for Houston through Tuesday looks absolutely apocalyptic

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 24, 2017 07:55 PM (6FqZa)

351 "Now, for an encore, do a "Splish, Splash" version for what will become "The Bukake Song""
-Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 07:53 PM (8O3HH)

Give me ten minutes. I'm your "In-House" Weird Al Yankovic.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 07:55 PM (Ckg4U)

352 Forget packing the minivan, they're going to need an ark.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 24, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa)

353 Nood dancing thread: The Charleston

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 07:56 PM (Mouru)

354 351: You do have a talent, Slap!

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 07:56 PM (8O3HH)

355
Imagine CS Lewis' "Screwtape Letters" re-phrased and condensed into 3 minutes.

That's Paul Harvey's "If I Were The Devil."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 07:56 PM (mQ2Jz)

356 "There's a hole in the ground over there. You might want to investigate."

-Posted by: wth at August 24, 2017 07:51 PM (HgMAr)


Sorry, no, I believe that's an elbow.

Posted by: pep at August 24, 2017 07:56 PM (LAe3v)

357
nood leftist gun violence

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2017 07:57 PM (mQ2Jz)

358 Well, I for one am no longer attending parties at the Clooneys.
You have to draw a line.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 24, 2017 07:57 PM (B9t7n)

359 The Jews hate the Christians so much that they will try to destroy the only home they have had in 300 years.

Posted by: JAS at August 24, 2017 07:41 PM (UnDQI)


Leftist Jews hate themselves more than they hate Christians. And leftist Christians hate themselves more than they hate conservative Christians.

That's the essence of Western leftism.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 24, 2017 07:57 PM (rZ+mb)

360 Didn't Hoover say "a Christian in every pot..."

Or did I get that wrong again?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 24, 2017 07:58 PM (A7DN1)

361
Wouldn't that be terrible? Imagine you meet the gal or your dreams. Everything you want, and she delights in being you little, well, you know.

But it turns out she's deathly allergic to your baby batter. Just like a bee sting allergy. She'll die.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 07:58 PM (8O3HH)

362 The Crazy Years. As long as we're there, let's round off pi to 3.0.

h/t Robert Heinlein

Posted by: RI Red - A loaf of bread, a bottle of covfefe, and thou. at August 24, 2017 07:58 PM (8jDbj)

363 A rub dub, just rubbing one out in the tub

Thinking everything was alright

Posted by: Taggart at August 24, 2017 07:58 PM (eLttb)

364 "The whole rotten shithouse would crash and burn. IF the Deep State allows it to come to light. And it is doing everything it can to bury this.
Posted by JJ

well, given Trump's recent firings and hirings ... it seems Deep State is in charge and Trump is the submissive. He gives nice talk ... back in DC Ivanka rules the roost? (or deep state that she agrees with)

I'd like to remain the superpower, but the military part is only one side. The financial realm may be the big battle ... and that is a leveraged house of cards. We'd still be better off taking it on and taking out the crooks ... but so much is tied to markets staying up ...

I'd support major intervention on behalf of average investors, but sink the foreign manipulators and leveraged gamblers ... (Corzine types).

It's like removing a tapeworm that is 80 pounds and has taken control of the brain ... or something.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 24, 2017 08:05 PM (veVl1)

365 The Bukake Song:

Splish Spalsh, I was gettin' some ass
Early on a Saturday night
Rub, tug I was lookin' at her mug
Thinking everything was alright.

I finished my rub
I had my feet on the floor
Burst out my joy
On this motherfuckin' whore.

And then a Splish-Splash
I worked out of her gash
Her special facial cream
Knew that a party's Going On.

That's all I got, so far. Give me three days and I'll have a Bukake Party album.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 08:06 PM (Ckg4U)

366 Ugh...

"willowed".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Peddler of ManOWar at August 24, 2017 08:06 PM (Ckg4U)

367 you don't have to "get rid of them". Just move their offices to the lobby or basement etc. They will quit.

Posted by: torabora at August 24, 2017 08:08 PM (6dFYM)

368
Slap, I see it. Save it for the ONT, and we'll have fun.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 24, 2017 08:09 PM (8O3HH)

369

Jas what are you talking about?

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:38 PM (FKrah)

370 rummages around in my bedroom drawer for my horns

Posted by: willow at August 24, 2017 08:39 PM (FKrah)

371 A message to Debbie from the Dean: Ugly, corrupt and stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Dean Wurmer at August 24, 2017 08:39 PM (Sda6L)

372 57 Is it legal to dip your fries on her head? Like in Europe?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

I heard about a guy who was thrown out of the leper colony for dipping his bread in his brothers head.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 24, 2017 08:44 PM (0ecq3)

373 you can't focus on crimes committed by muzzies, that'd be islamopohobisdst!@

XXOO

Rotherham Police

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 24, 2017 08:49 PM (DQdye)

374 actually, I'm not aware of any crimes committed by anyone not driving a car at the Cville riots last week.

XXOO

libs in themedia.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 24, 2017 08:50 PM (DQdye)

375 Godwin's Law & the Hitler Card.

We need to come up with something similar for Islamaphobia.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 24, 2017 09:22 PM (HayJi)

376 If only Comrade AG Sessions knew..!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 24, 2017 09:31 PM (4hIeD)

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