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You: There's No Way Hillary Clinton Will Keep Playing The #FemaleCard Now That She Has No Races Left to Lose
Hillary Clinton: Check Your Assumption, Male #Hater

An article from last week noted that Democrats were worried about Hillary Clinton's new book -- that it would be uncomfortable and bad for the party to hear this brokedown hag's endless excuses again.

Democrats, reveling in President Donald Trump’s plummeting popularity and the Republican Party’s civil wars, are looking forward to September. Except for one thing: the rollout of Hillary Clinton’s next book right after Labor Day.

Clinton has promised to “let my guard down” in the book, "What Happened," explaining her shocking loss to Trump in November. She has already offered up several explanations, blaming Russian interference, former FBI director James Comey, and misogyny, while also acknowledging tactical errors by her campaign.

Many Washington Democrats, though unwilling to criticize her in public, wish she’d "move on," as Senator Al Franken has put it. They fear that her complaints help Trump make his case that the controversies surrounding him flow from the Democrats’ bitterness about their 2016 loss.

That's silly. I'm sure Hillary Clinton, a strong and stable woman, will not just be recounting her litany of excuses in print form.

The gist of her message next month, based on her public statements and accounts of private conversations from people who’ve talked to her, will be: I accept the blame for what happened, but the bigger problems were Russian meddling, Comey’s on-again, off-again handling of the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s probe of her private email server, the Democratic Party, and maybe even some of her own campaign staffers.

Ah. I see.

Well, Hillary will be adding a few new complaints, including this one: Trump Breath-Raped me.

She read an excerpt of this gothic-horror-novel excerpt about Trump "looming" behind her at a debate, and breathing upon her sacred harridan Fatneck, and the chills of horror that went up her spine.

CLINTON: This was not okay, I thought. It was the second presidential debate and Donald Trump was looming behind me. Two days before, the world heard him brag about groping women. Now we were on a small stage and no matter where I walked, he followed me closely, staring at me, making faces.

It was incredibly uncomfortable. He was literally breathing down my neck. My skin crawled. It was one of those moments where you wish you could hit pause and ask everyone watching, "Well, what would you do?" Do you stay calm, keep smiling and carry on as if he weren't repeatedly invading your space? Or do you turn, look him in the eye and say loudly and clearly, 'Back up, you creep. Get away from me. I know you love to intimidate women, but you can't intimidate me, so back up.'

I choose Option A. I kept my cool, aided by a lifetime of dealing with difficult men trying to throw me off. I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard.

Video at that second link.


[Update -- OregonMuse] I wonder if Christine Aguilera ever got creeped out by this:

hillary-clinton-christina-aguilera.jpg

Posted by: Ace at 12:45 PM




Comments

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1 first!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 12:47 PM (6kP6G)

2 I'll get the others

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2017 12:47 PM (x4kJD)

3 If anyone is an expert on rape....

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 24, 2017 12:47 PM (FZYNt)

4 #ShePersisted

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 24, 2017 12:47 PM (KUaJL)

5 Be vewy, vewy quiet...

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 24, 2017 12:47 PM (OhneL)

6 "Well, what would you do?" Do you stay calm, keep smiling and carry on
as if he weren't repeatedly invading your space? Or do you turn, look
him in the eye and say loudly and clearly, 'Back up, you creep. Get away
from me. I know you love to intimidate women, but you can't intimidate
me, so back up.'
===



*snort*

Posted by: Vlad Putin at August 24, 2017 12:47 PM (2wRtc)

7 Hunting wabbitz...

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 24, 2017 12:47 PM (OhneL)

8 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2017 12:48 PM (x4kJD)

9 Corgis?!

Did someone say Corgis!! :-)

Posted by: Gg at August 24, 2017 12:48 PM (OhneL)

10 I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard.

Oh yeah baby, you know I like it rough.

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2017 12:48 PM (8ikIW)

11 Today on FBN Doug Schoen (BIG DEM) said: "Hillary needs TO GO AWAY!"

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 12:49 PM (Enq6K)

12 It's the vast right-wing conspiracy what done 'er in!

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 12:49 PM (lwiT4)

13 Hillary can't stop lying. She walked over into Trump's space during the second debate, which is why Trump loomed over her by standing about six feet away. It's all on videotape.

She wanted another Rick Lazio moment.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 12:49 PM (+7/1f)

14 I hate this woman. HATE. I hate everything about her, and everything about how she and her rapist husband helped presage the degradation of my country by pushing the Democrats so far to the left that we now get puff pieces about the joys of sex under socialism in the New York g-ddamn Times.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 24, 2017 12:49 PM (4df7R)

15 That passage really sounds like Hillary wrote it..

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 12:49 PM (rmVvL)

16 2nd link... Video unavailable

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (8ikIW)

17 Yes, he was following me around.... like a SNIPER... and I know all about snipers...

Posted by: Hillary at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (NgKpN)

18 11 Today on FBN Doug Schoen (BIG DEM) said: "Hillary needs TO GO AWAY!"
Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 12:49 PM (Enq6K)

In semi-related news, since February, Bernie and his campaign manager have rejected the Democrats and have been trying to build the basis of a breakaway party.

More, please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (mbhDw)

19 I THOUGHT HE WOULD GRAB MY PUSSY!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (O5Q3r)

20 Did Trump also cause her 9/11 60 hertz shuffle?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (tbOMB)

21 Clinton has promised to "let my guard down" in the book

Does this mean she wrote it while drunk?

( *hic!* )

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (6kP6G)

22 Hillary didn't creep up on me. She was tossed in like a bag of fertilizer.

Posted by: Black Van 9/11/16 at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (bc2Lc)

23 He didn't brag about groping women,he bragged about them willingly coming over to be mish grabbed.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (rmVvL)

24 That line about "difficult men." That's a thinly veiled slam at Bill, right? I mean I'm not just hallucinating that, am I?

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (e4ZX9)

25 Why would anyone click for video of that?

Posted by: sunny-dee at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (QAOZh)

26 Democrats: Is there anything they won't do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (Nwg0u)

27
I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard.


And I wrung it, just like I often wanted to do to Bill's neck.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (pNxlR)

28 The FAB: The Gift that keeps on giving

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (5y11N)

29 14 I hate this woman. HATE. I hate everything about her, and everything about how she and her rapist husband helped presage the degradation of my country by pushing the Democrats so far to the left that we now get puff pieces about the joys of sex under socialism in the New York g-ddamn Times.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 24, 2017 12:49 PM (4df7R)


This can be summed up in one four-letter word.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (mbhDw)

30 She read an excerpt of this gothic-horror-novel excerpt about Trump "looming" behind her at a debate, and breathing upon her sacred harridan Fatneck, and the chills of horror that went up her spine.

LMAO!! It appears the Head Ewok is back at full strength.

Posted by: Max Power at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (q177U)

31 Yes, police departments across the US got calls that night reporting seeing a televised stalking and rape that night.

Posted by: MAGA at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (Tyk2V)

32 She wouldn't grip MY microphone extra hard.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (6dFYM)

33 A shocking charge,no one had ever heard of women throwing themselves at rich famous men before...

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (rmVvL)

34 Hillary Clinton will never be President of The United States.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (O6pz1)

35 She read an excerpt of this gothic-horror-novel excerpt

Well, she couldn't write a romance novel, so I guess there's no memorial set at the place she and the Slick Willy Monster met.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2017 12:52 PM (fceHP)

36 I choose Option A. I kept my cool, aided by a lifetime of dealing with
difficult men trying to throw me off. I did, however, grip the
microphone extra hard.

Hmmmmm...wonder who she meant by that?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2017 12:52 PM (O5Q3r)

37 Seriously, who the fuck wants to hear her endless lies, grasping at straws and excuses?

Surely her fucking lunatic voters have to be sick of it by now.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 24, 2017 12:52 PM (vg8iE)

38 26 Democrats: Is there anything they won't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars!

tell the truth?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 24, 2017 12:52 PM (FZYNt)

39 I didn't realize President Trump's popularity was plummeting. I'll have to read Bloomberg more often.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 24, 2017 12:52 PM (mcI77)

40

I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard.

===

Dripping with thick phallic symbolism.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 12:52 PM (2wRtc)

41 She should start writing those overwrought, torrid, romance novels.'he loomed over me and my heart starting racing like a runaway train...and I had to grip my bottle of hot sauce with all the passion inside of me...'

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2017 12:52 PM (a0IVu)

42 In the second link, Hillary says about the campaign....
"I don't have all the answers"

Why not? You got the questions beforehand.

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2017 12:52 PM (8ikIW)

43 >>6
"Well, what would you do?" Do you stay calm, keep smiling and carry on

as if he weren't repeatedly invading your space? Or do you turn, look

him in the eye and say loudly and clearly, 'Back up, you creep. Get away

from me. I know you love to intimidate women, but you can't intimidate

me, so back up.'

No, Hillary. This is what you should've said: "All Base ships are now in position to attack the Colonies. Recall all Raiders to protect Base ships."


Posted by: Zod at August 24, 2017 12:52 PM (Bdeb0)

44 I choose Option A. I kept my cool, aided by a lifetime of dealing with
difficult men trying to throw me off. I did, however, grip the
microphone extra hard.
=======

So, oh so ripe for exploitation these sentences are.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 24, 2017 12:52 PM (vg8iE)

45
DID YOU DRINK YOUR 32 OZS OF CUCCUMBER WATER WITH HOMEGROWN PARSNIP HERBAGE IS WHAT WE ALL REALLY WANT TO KNOW!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM (8XRCm)

46 You see, this is the problem with using print publishing for agit-prop. The world moves too fast nowadays. By the time your book is out, the Narrative has changed.

"Trump + Russia" didn't work, and actually backfired. They've since moved on to "Trump Loves Nazis." Which is also in the process of backfiring.

They're not even trying anymore. It's almost like they WANT Trump to win a second term.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM (INRVS)

47
This, this is the strong wymenz the Left brags about?

Seems, oh, I don't know, a tad whiny and self-pitying.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM (pNxlR)

48 So, with this book, Hillary is clearly a Bunny Boiler.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM (+7/1f)

49 This can be summed up in one four-letter word.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (mbhDw)
==========================

Jobs? Hell? Cats?

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM (lwiT4)

50 That quote does not do total justice to Clinton's words.
You have to HEAR it. Tucker played a clip last night and it is excruciating.

Posted by: Sock at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM (7uYFy)

51 I white knuckled the mic as the orange scalp weaseled ,short fingered vulgarian crept up behind me...

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM (rmVvL)

52

The book is just the Clinton Machine trying to squeeze every last cent out of the Democrats that still "believe in Her."

How dumb are people. /r They just want money. She has to live the Queen's life, after all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM (fceHP)

53 In semi-related news, since February, Bernie and
his campaign manager have rejected the Democrats and have been trying
to build the basis of a breakaway party.



More, please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (mbhDw)

Yes! Yes! Oh YES!

*slams table*

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 12:54 PM (Enq6K)

54 Totes strong enough to be president.

Posted by: Mana AJ at August 24, 2017 12:54 PM (wwL6Q)

55 DID YOU DRINK YOUR 32 OZS OF CUCCUMBER WATER WITH HOMEGROWN PARSNIP HERBAGE IS WHAT WE ALL REALLY WANT TO KNOW!!!

Posted by: fixerupper
===

lolol

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 12:54 PM (2wRtc)

56 She wants to be Leader Of The Free World ©

If she has trouble with some dude invading her personal space, how is she going to deal with Al Queda invading actual physical space.

Oh, wait, we know the answer to that:

Benghazi

Posted by: Spot at August 24, 2017 12:54 PM (uk240)

57 A woman married to a serial rapist is whining about another man giving her the creeps?

Alrighty then.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 12:54 PM (/tuJf)

58 I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard.



I'm calling bullshit.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 24, 2017 12:54 PM (NyJwR)

59 Then Hillary states.

This one time, at band camp....

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2017 12:54 PM (8ikIW)

60 18 11 Today on FBN Doug Schoen (BIG DEM) said: "Hillary needs TO GO AWAY!"
Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 12:49 PM (Enq6K)

In semi-related news, since February, Bernie and his campaign manager have rejected the Democrats and have been trying to build the basis of a breakaway party.

More, please!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (mbhDw

Can we get one too?

Posted by: Don Q. at August 24, 2017 12:54 PM (NgKpN)

61 That beyotch cray cray.

Posted by: keena at August 24, 2017 12:54 PM (RiTnx)

62 I hate seeing Hillary, but I also like her continuing to be a major face of the Democrat party, because that face makes Dorian Gray's painting look like the Mona Lisa. Seriously, Hillary, you just continue to talk about creepy guys. Bill Clinton Is a Rapist and Hillary Clinton Will Never Be President.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 24, 2017 12:54 PM (FQKBL)

63 Every party turns against failed candidates. If she doesn't catch the cluebat we get to enjoy the spectacle of big Donks telling her to get fucked.

:::adds pudding to grocery list:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2017 12:55 PM (f2o6L)

64 Hillary Clinton's next gig will be on a late night Catheter infomercial.

She'll be playing the part of the 'old' style catheter.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2017 12:55 PM (O6pz1)

65 HILLARY CLINTON WILL NOT BE PRESIDENT

Cannot resonate enough

That, and she won't be anything else, either

Posted by: mr wolf at August 24, 2017 12:55 PM (YkEgi)

66 This was not okay, I thought. It was the second presidential debate and Donald Trump was looming behind me. Two days before, the world heard him brag about groping women. Now we were on a small stage and no matter where I walked, he followed me closely, staring at me, making faces.

++++

Hillary, let me reassure you. There is no way in hell that Donald Trump would have ever made any kind of move on whatever you call that godforsaken thing between your thighs.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 24, 2017 12:55 PM (FUu/Z)

67 Hillary has never acknowledged using purloined debate questions. Because she's never been asked.

I expect she'll cover it in detail in What Happened.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 12:55 PM (+7/1f)

68 Hmm,seems to me Bernie bent over for the Democrat establishment after they slipped him some bribes.He wont split the Left.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 12:55 PM (rmVvL)

69 She gripped the microphone extra hard ... to keep from collapsing like a sack of meat as the seizures boiled up and threatened to send her flopping to the floor. Again.

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at August 24, 2017 12:55 PM (e4ZX9)

70 And I wrung it, just like I often wanted to do to Bill's neck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (pNxlR)


I still remember her face when Bill's mouth was open, tongue out and stripping Melania with his eyes when Trump was sworn in. It was sick. He really is a pig.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (fceHP)

71 I accept the blame for the incident but the bigger problems were lousy weather reports, poor handling, drunken lookouts, fog, badly-designed watertight compartments, pushy management, not enough lifeboats and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Posted by: Capt. Edward Smith, White Star Lines at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (Mouru)

72 I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard.

----------------

THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE PROBABLY GRIPS A PENIS THE SAME WAY.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (Fmupd)

73 "Path to 9/11" will never be released until House Clinton is no more.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (7HtZB)

74 "Trump + Russia" didn't work, and actually backfired. They've since moved on to "Trump Loves Nazis." Which is also in the process of backfiring.

They're not even trying anymore. It's almost like they WANT Trump to win a second term.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM (INRVS)


And now the latest meme is "Trump Is Objectively Insane."

We'll see how that plays out.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (6kP6G)

75 She really is a miserable evil bitch. Just perfect for Billy boy.

Posted by: freaked at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (hVlYo)

76 This all puts me in mind of the time right before the election that Trump made a big announcement to the press that we was going to do a press conference. When the press arrived, Bill's accusers were all lined up at the table. It was glorious.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (vg8iE)

77 I didn't realize President Trump's popularity was plummeting. I'll have to read Bloomberg more often.
Posted by: Under Fire
---
We have polls that say that. They do. Why are you laughing? Stop it!!! They do! They really do! We mean it this time!!!

Posted by: The MSM still riding that horse at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (v8Lx/)

78 We're looking at a lifetime of resenting Bill dragging her to Arkansas and all that followed, but not getting 'her turn'.

I can't even fathom what kind of conversations those two had back in the day as they mapped out their future.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (e0xjo)

79 And all this time, I thought she was just playing the #EntitledHarpy card.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (9TK8E)

80 74 To be fair,they have been playing the "he's nuts" card since the primaries.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 12:57 PM (rmVvL)

81 Hillary has never acknowledged using purloined debate questions. Because she's never been asked.

zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: The MSM, America's Watchdog of Democracy and Shit at August 24, 2017 12:57 PM (Mouru)

82 So this woman wanted to be leader of the Free World but couldn't deal with Donald Trump? Does she think Putin is less creepy? or how's about the King of Saud or Ergodan? They won't be worse than Trump?
(btw, i'm a woman)
I'll be saying a few more prayers of thanks for the fact that this ridiculous woman did not end up or CiC.

Posted by: Lurking Queen at August 24, 2017 12:57 PM (5oWLH)

83 Her book studiously avoids discussing the new, lucrative installation at the Clinton Presidential Library: The "William J. Clinton Interactive DNA Kiosk," where curious visitors and tourists can provide blood samples to determine if they are, in fact, the sons or daughters of former President Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Zod at August 24, 2017 12:57 PM (Bdeb0)

84 The book is just the Clinton Machine trying to squeeze every last cent out of the Democrats that still "believe in Her."

How dumb are people. /r They just want money. She has to live the Queen's life, after all.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM (fceHP)

Exactly. It's going to sell to the true believers and die-hards. Unfortunately, there are enough of them to make this book a #1 best-seller and add millions to her ill-gotten fortune....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 24, 2017 12:57 PM (7uYFy)

85 " I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard."

All the while imagining it was Donny Two-scoops' wang.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 12:57 PM (0mRoj)

86 78 We're looking at a lifetime of resenting Bill dragging her to Arkansas and all that followed, but not getting 'her turn'.

I can't even fathom what kind of conversations those two had back in the day as they mapped out their future.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (e0xjo)

But hey, at least Webb Hubbell got something out of it!

Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2017 12:57 PM (9TK8E)

87 THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE PROBABLY GRIPS A PENIS THE SAME WAY.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (Fmupd)


You know, Ben, I doubt that Hillary has been anywhere near a penis for at least a couple of decades now.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 12:57 PM (6kP6G)

88 ShePersisted

+++

Yanno I bet I could trigger half the population by typing that at the bottom of a Trump podium pic

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 24, 2017 12:57 PM (/M6Zb)

89 Hmm,seems to me Bernie bent over for the Democrat establishment after they slipped him some bribes.He wont split the Left.
=======

Fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Shep! at August 24, 2017 12:57 PM (vg8iE)

90 71 poor handling, drunken lookouts, fog, badly-designed watertight compartments,
-------

Are you talking about the Titanic or Hillary's campaign?

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (7HtZB)

91 *our

Posted by: Lurking Queen at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (5oWLH)

92 The book is just the Clinton Machine trying to squeeze every last cent out of the Democrats that still "believe in Her."

-
Ah, the retard constituency.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (Nwg0u)

93 Ace,we need a Hillary Clinton creative writing contest...

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (rmVvL)

94 Thank God i don't vibrate

Posted by: The Microphone at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (h/uSM)

95 THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE PROBABLY GRIPS A PENIS THE SAME WAY.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER

uhm, no

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (FZYNt)

96 "I accept the blame for what happened, but..."

When you hear the conjunctive, "But," then you know the bullshit is coming.

Posted by: davidt at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (XoldI)

97 Video at the link no longer works. Now it's just Hillary's bogus claims. That's weird.

Posted by: original signed at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (ztsqr)

98
.She has already offered up several explanations, blaming Russian interference, former FBI director James Comey, and misogyny, while also acknowledging tactical errors by her campaign.


Several? Gregg Jarrett was on Hannity last night and says he's counted 24 diffirent things Hillary has blamed for her loss

Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (lKyWE)

99 THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE PROBABLY GRIPS A PENIS THE SAME WAY.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (Fmupd)



Sorry Ben, but I don't think Hillary's griped a penis since she sanded Webb Hubbell's pecker in that awful incident that belched up Chelsea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (Mouru)

100 You know, Ben, I doubt that Hillary has been anywhere near a penis for at least a couple of decades now.
========

If you consider our pink double-header a "penis," then yes, it's only been about 15 minutes.

Posted by: Huma at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (vg8iE)

101 Those weren't chills. They were alcohol withdraws.

The first 25 minutes of sobriety are the toughest.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (datdl)

102 And Trump makes a move, looks like he's going for the breath rape technique,,,and, he does! What a move by Trump, wait it looks like he's making faces! That's a pro move right there ladies and gentleman. So at the end of the 2nd, Trump is in the lead. We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors.

Posted by: Robert Lee Announcer Not General at August 24, 2017 12:59 PM (Njv7i)

103 DID YOU DRINK YOUR 32 OZS OF CUCCUMBER WATER WITH HOMEGROWN PARSNIP HERBAGE IS WHAT WE ALL REALLY WANT TO KNOW!!!

Posted by: fixerupper
===

lolol
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 12:54 PM (2wRtc)


outing myself

I'm eating a cucumber cream cheese wrap atm

I am. And I like it!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2017 12:59 PM (fceHP)

104 Damn, did we dodge a bullet or what?

Posted by: highwatermark at August 24, 2017 12:59 PM (Yl3Ht)

105 A woman who can coolly dodge sniper fire in Serbia gets rattled by someone being near her personal space? Not buying it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 12:59 PM (0mRoj)

106 Hey, I lived through sniper fire in Bosnia, so fuck you all!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 24, 2017 12:59 PM (O5Q3r)

107 Hillary Clinton will be signing copies of her book 'What Happened' @ Tito's Vodka in Austin, Texas! She will also sign funnels that she uses to enjoy our product!

Posted by: Hillary Book Signing! at August 24, 2017 12:59 PM (bc2Lc)

108 74 "Trump + Russia" didn't work, and actually backfired. They've since moved on to "Trump Loves Nazis." Which is also in the process of backfiring.

They're not even trying anymore. It's almost like they WANT Trump to win a second term.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM (INRVS)

And now the latest meme is "Trump Is Objectively Insane."

We'll see how that plays out.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (6kP6G)

Yet if he were to hold a press conference & say he's getting a sex change, they'd say he's stunning and courageous.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 12:59 PM (7HtZB)

109 80 74 To be fair,they have been playing the "he's nuts" card since the primaries.
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 12:57 PM (rmVvL)


Right. The MSM has all of these memes on a "lazy susan" rotating device and every now and then, when one of them runs dry, they swap one out for another.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 01:00 PM (6kP6G)

110 difficult men trying to throw me off.

Off?
Off the streetcar
off the life raft
off the zeppelin
off the island
?

Certainly not "off the scent." Nobody throws Hillary off the scent.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2017 01:00 PM (H5rtT)

111 "Powering Through"

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 01:00 PM (2wRtc)

112 Mark Steyn: 'Now Hillary knows how Bill's victims feel."

Except when Bill breathed down their necks, it was followed by Hillary walking on their faces, on her long, unstoppable climb to the very middle.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 24, 2017 01:00 PM (m6qV1)

113 I gripped tighter on the microphone as the ogre crept up behind me,I could feel his fetid breath on my neck.My skin crawled,how should I react?I spun,an arcing roundhouse kick right to the side of his misshapen head sent him to the stage....

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 01:00 PM (rmVvL)

114 Those weren't chills. They were alcohol withdraws.

The first 25 minutes of sobriety are the toughest.
Posted by: El Kabong at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (datdl)


Those weren't chills or withdrawals. That was the moment she knew she was f***ed.

Alpha meet beta (loser).

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2017 01:00 PM (fceHP)

115 "LITERALLY breathing down my neck"

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

(and it reveals she is in love with Trump, imagining the literal thing)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 24, 2017 01:00 PM (veVl1)

116 This can be summed up in one four-letter word.

-----
"Bitch"?

Posted by: joe biden at August 24, 2017 01:00 PM (mJ8mX)

117
Hillary - I accept the blame but nothing is my fault

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2017 01:01 PM (493sH)

118 And now the latest meme is "Trump Is Objectively Insane."

We'll see how that plays out.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (6kP6G)

I was reluctant-ish about PDT the first time out. Next time I'll be running to the polls to vote for him.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 01:01 PM (0mRoj)

119 What Happened.

Shorter version: I got schlonged by a small-fingered vulgarian.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 01:01 PM (+7/1f)

120
"And....why.... am I not the...... President of the....United States you might.....ask???"

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2017 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

121 As ever, the Donald looms large.

Posted by: joncelli, A Really Weird Guy at August 24, 2017 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

122 If you consider our pink double-header a "penis," then yes, it's only been about 15 minutes.
Posted by: Huma at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (vg8iE)


I should've said strap-ons don't count.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 01:01 PM (6kP6G)

123 In semi-related news, since February, Bernie and his campaign manager have rejected the Democrats and have been trying to build the basis of a breakaway party.

More, please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (mbhDw)



You mean the CPUSA isn't good enough for him?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2017 01:02 PM (493sH)

124 This reminds me. I haven't seen a Hillary bumper sticker in ages.

But the Trump stickers are still on the back of the pickup trucks.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 24, 2017 01:02 PM (wfDW1)

125 I cum too faaar to be tarred of dealin with difficult men. Huma, I'm out of batteries and scotch, you know Mommy doesn't like it when she's out of either. I suggest you get to it.

Posted by: Not President Hillary at August 24, 2017 01:02 PM (Njv7i)

126 Hmm,seems to me Bernie bent over for the Democrat establishment after they slipped him some bribes.He wont split the Left.
Posted by: steevy

This. He'll put his paw out, just as Jesse Jackson and Sharpton did before. Like any other whore, you pay them to go away.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 24, 2017 01:02 PM (326rv)

127 I was reluctant-ish about PDT the first time out. Next time I'll be running to the polls to vote for him.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 01:01 PM (0mRoj)


Yeah, you bet.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 01:02 PM (6kP6G)

128 "LITERALLY breathing down my neck"

I don't think that word means what you think it means.



Trump would have to cut off her head to literally breathe down her neck, I think.

Paging Kathy Griffin, Ms. Kathy Griffin to the white courtesy phone please...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 01:02 PM (Mouru)

129 It looked just like a Telefunken U47!

Posted by: Hillster at August 24, 2017 01:02 PM (hVlYo)

130 Hillary - I accept the blame but nothing is my fault

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2017 01:01 PM (493sH)

======

To her it's like a relay race - she accepts it then passes it off to the next person as soon as she can.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 24, 2017 01:02 PM (vg8iE)

131 Trump's superpower is the ability to have his opponents always be exponentially worse than he is.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 24, 2017 01:03 PM (datdl)

132 Is this a rerun of "What's Happening"?

Posted by: Rerun at August 24, 2017 01:03 PM (h/uSM)

133 >>It looked just like a Telefunken U47!


With Leather?

Posted by: Huma Abedin's Shag Prayer Rug at August 24, 2017 01:03 PM (ThAk8)

134 I for one hope she hangs around (I just may have vomited a little). Such a well spoken and charming person to help the commie fucking pinko uniparty move forward. (vomits again).

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 24, 2017 01:03 PM (0OmEj)

135 They just made the call to evacuate the island (Mustang)where my little vacation home is. We are at our full time home safe inland, and the island is just a vacation home, but lots of people live there.

What's freaky is that earlier this morning the storm surge was predicted to be one foot, and now the prediction is 6-10 feet.

That's how fast this mess is evolving. I'll have to show two proofs of ownership to get back to the island. It's good they can mostly keep out looters that way.

Posted by: NYT at August 24, 2017 01:03 PM (IKy84)

136 Man suspended by Twitter for sexually harassing Tony the Tiger.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/273753/

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 01:03 PM (rmVvL)

137 Ok people...



HYDRATION BREAK!!


No comments for 5 minutes and drink water.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 01:04 PM (2wRtc)

138 50 That quote does not do total justice to Clinton's words.
You have to HEAR it. Tucker played a clip last night and it is excruciating.
Posted by: Sock at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM (7uYFy)


She's recorded an audio book? Brrr. Who on Earth would buy that?

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 01:04 PM (xjiRE)

139 Remember when the media went on a weeks long freakout because Trump wouldn't pledge to accept the results of the election and Hillary did?

Good times.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:04 PM (/tuJf)

140 Oops sock off.

Posted by: stace at August 24, 2017 01:04 PM (IKy84)

141 Two days before, the world heard him brag about groping women
***
It would seem Bill Clinton's wife has experience with that.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 24, 2017 01:04 PM (eSx+E)

142 Wha' hoppen?

Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at August 24, 2017 01:04 PM (SCu3s)

143 But the Trump stickers are still on the back of the pickup trucks.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 24, 2017 01:02 PM (wfDW1)



Not in Southern California, if you value your vehicle at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 01:04 PM (Mouru)

144 This hydration break was brought to you by 'Water'.


Water : It's Not Just For Plants Anymore.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 01:04 PM (2wRtc)

145 Hillary and the words 'Extra Hard' should NEVER occur in the same sentence. Not even the same paragraph.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 24, 2017 01:04 PM (h/uSM)

146 Known Unknowns:

Several legal things are in play, any of which can show that Trump was right even though MSM was unanimous in saying he was wrong and a liar, and have consequences rolling into 2018.

The Trump campaign was "wiretapped" by the Obamans at the behest of the Clintons.

There was significant voting fraud in 2016 (the Commission should be able to show this, even with just public data).

Russiagate collusion is a sham. The Russians may not even have done the hacking.

Sarah Palin gets past the first phase and gets deep discovery of The New York Times. She won't settle.

WaPo and the Times are exposed for actively soliciting leaks, some for classified material.

Some Obamans get indicted for leaking classified material.

DWS gets exposed in a huge scandal tied in with Arwan.

Loretta Lynch and Comey get exposed for tanking the Hillary investigation.

This may take a year to play out. I can't wait. Note that Mueller not coming up with anything big plays to Trump's advantage. If it plays the way I hope it will have momentous consequences for how the 2018 mid-terms play out.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 01:05 PM (+7/1f)

147 "Do you stay calm, keep smiling and carry on as if he weren't repeatedly invading your space? Or do you turn, look him in the eye and say loudly and clearly, 'Back up, you creep. Get away from me. I know you love to intimidate women, but you can't intimidate me, so back up.'

"I choose Option A. I kept my cool, aided by a lifetime of dealing with difficult men trying to throw me off. I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard."
-- Hillary in new book

*
*
Sweetie, if you're tough enough to be President, you're tough enough to tell a creep to back up. If you'd been elected, what were you going to do with Putin? Grip the arms of your chair?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2017 01:05 PM (jTUfG)

148 1. I am concerned about Donald Trump's history of groping women.

2. I am married to Bill Clinton.

How she keeps her head from exploding is an eternal mystery.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 24, 2017 01:05 PM (B+qrE)

149 It's amazing how she keeps doubling and tripling down on her bullshit. It pains me to think that there are pajama boys and vag voters who are just lapping this up though.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 01:05 PM (0mRoj)

150 CLINTON: This was not okay, I thought. It was the second presidential debate and Donald Trump was looming behind me. Two days before, the world heard him brag about groping women. Now we were on a small stage and no matter where I walked, he followed me closely, staring at me, making faces.

Holy shit, she's delusional. I'm pretty sure that if he wanted to sexually harass some woman, it wouldn't be that drunken, old hag. He can do a lot better.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2017 01:05 PM (+lVUW)

151
She'll be playing the part of the 'old' style catheter.
Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2017 12:55 PM (O6pz1)]/i]

LOL! Well done!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 01:05 PM (pNxlR)

152 144 This hydration break was brought to you by 'Water'.


Water : It's Not Just For Plants Anymore.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 01:04 PM (2wRtc)

Water? Like from the toilet?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 01:05 PM (0mRoj)

153 blaming Russian interference, former FBI director James Comey, and misogyny, while also acknowledging tactical errors by her campaign.

---

i could take lessons from her

Posted by: Jake Blues at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (h/uSM)

154 Like an anti-biotic resistant bacteria- she persisted.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (6n332)

155 Let me get this straight...you were unnerved by Donald breathing on you. And you were Secretary of State?! To Islamic countries who don't respect women? Omg! No wonder you did so terribly.

Welcome to the real world Hillary. Any female working in corporate America has had to deal with this and worse. And if you have been the medical field, doctors can be even more of a nightmare.

No, it is not okay. That said, if you could not handle that, you def. should not be Prez. And come on, your husband was Bill frickin' Clinton. So you have had a lifetime of dealing with this. My lifetime of dealing with this is you get away from them, or tell them to back off. Or, you make a joke that shames them.

But if u are running to be Prez of free world, you cannot be distracted & unnerved by that...not to the level you were...not with the experiences you have had. So yes, I believe part of what you said. But you were not trapped alone with him in a room...you were in no danger.

I don't know, I wasn't there, I'm not you...but it just sounds a bit over the top for someone with your experience.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (OhneL)

156 But the Trump stickers are still on the back of the pickup trucks.
==

I saw an Obama bumper sticker in KY driving back from the eclipse.

One of those ones that says: "You voted for OBAMA? Thanks a lot, asshole."

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (PXbkt)

157 >>. I am concerned about Donald Trump's history of groping women.


This needs the picture of her eye raping Christina Aguillera's tits.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (vm6rJ)

158 123 In semi-related news, since February, Bernie and his campaign manager have rejected the Democrats and have been trying to build the basis of a breakaway party.

More, please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (mbhDw)



You mean the CPUSA isn't good enough for him?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2017 01:02 PM (493sH)


Maybe he wants to start a Khmer Rouge party.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (xjiRE)

159 "I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard." -Hillary Clinton




I think that is the sexiest sentence I have ever read.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (jjaLl)

160
She gripped the mic hard like her lover's sex toy. The breathing was almost hypnotic. She could feel her spine tingle and her toes curl.

-- page 4 of My National Dirty Debate Affair

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (r+sAi)

161 Now we were on a small stage and no matter where I walked, he followed me closely, staring at me, making faces.


Fucker was just like those creepy heads in the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (Mouru)

162 53 In semi-related news, since February, Bernie and
his campaign manager have rejected the Democrats and have been trying
to build the basis of a breakaway party.



More, please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (mbhDw)

Yes! Yes! Oh YES!

*slams table*
Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 12:54 PM (Enq6K)

Video! Video!

Posted by: joncelli, A Really Weird Guy at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (RD7QR)

163 So there I was with Hillary on stage. I could smell the booze and hemorrhoid cream from 10 feet away...What was I to do? Should I have said, get away from me you lying murderous, money grubbing dishonest wretched drunk? Instead I chose to become President of the United States of America instead. That's what really happened.

Posted by: Donald Trump Teh POTUS! at August 24, 2017 01:07 PM (Njv7i)

164 on whatever you call that godforsaken thing between your thighs.
------
Fuck you!

Posted by: huma at August 24, 2017 01:07 PM (mJ8mX)

165 I kept my cool, aided by a lifetime of dealing with difficult men trying to throw me off.

Unfortunate choice of words, given who you are married to.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2017 01:07 PM (+lVUW)

166 If you'd been elected, what were you going to do with Putin?
======

I'll tell ya what I would have done. I would have done my own photo spread of me, shirtless, on a horse, me, shirtless, fishing, me, shirtless, wrestling a bear. That's what I would have done.

Posted by: Hillary at August 24, 2017 01:07 PM (vg8iE)

167 I accept the blame for what happened, but the bigger problems were Russian meddling, Englands on-again, off-again handling of the Lebensraum probe of my private eugenics program, the Nazi Party, and maybe even some of my own staffers.

- A.H.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 01:07 PM (Nwg0u)

168 I've breathed down many necks! They wanted it!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at August 24, 2017 01:08 PM (bc2Lc)

169 Fictional Hillary sounds so much better, where someone else scripts the dime novel fem-fiction scenario of what she should have done, expressing all the incredibly insightful fem-fiction thoughts all women have in dealing with alpha-males.

Unfortunately Real Hillary has always been mendacious and is now struggling with reality, and wobbling up stairs.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 24, 2017 01:08 PM (veVl1)

170 The Saga:

"And so on that cold, gray, miserable, crappy, frustrating, vexing, day I held my head up to the sun," Hillary starts to shake and clenches her fists until blood drips from her hands. "I vowed that it was not the end, there can be no end until I am victorious! I would persist. The End."
She stares at the ghostwriter. "Well, that's it. How soon can you get it to the publisher?"
"I have to check a couple of the quotes and verify some dates," the ghostwriter says, ectoplasmic sweat rolling down his forehead as Hillary's stare turns into a murderous glare, "but it should be ready in a week."
"Good," Hillary says softly. "Goooooood. My story must go out."
"Are you sure about this title, though?"
'What's wrong with it? I think "My Struggle" perfectly encapsulates my life, my campaigns, and my plans for the future!"
"Please don't damn me any further," the ghostwriter wails soullessly. "It's just I think that it has been used before."
"I'll sue the bastard who did into the gutter!"
"I think he may already be there."
"Fine. You're dismissed." Hillary waves her hand and the ghostwriter disappears from the summoning circle.
Huma stops her support chanting and steps out of her protective circle. "That took longer than I expected, dearest."
"There were a lot of people to blame," Hillary gestures at the stacks of census tracts. "After a life of Struggle like mine you pick up the names of a few people you can be proud to call foes."
"True, but calling the entire populations of Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania "A bunch of inbred banjo-stroking cousin humpers who share one brain cell between them and wouldn't know a quality woman or candidate if she sat on their face and farted Dixie up their noses" is a bit harsh for a work of reflection."
"I feel I owe it to them, and anyway that's done. Now how is Operation Can You Say Ku going?"
"Much has been done. The Golden Scalp Weasel reacted in a confused fashion and blamed *everybody* which let loose the hounds of the press and had the NeverTrumpers bleating for his resignation."
Hillary cackles. "I knew it! Blaming everybody for your own mistakes is something only a fool would do and Donald is in my trap! A-HA-HA-HA *hack*cough*sneeze*fart*"
"Maybe...maybe not."
"What do you mean?"
-------------------------------
"You Nazi! Take that!" An Antifa whaps a man in black over the head.
"OWWWW! I'm not a Nazi! I'm here to bash the fash!"
"Then why are you dressed in black?"
"You're dressed in black!"
"Only a racist would say that!"
"Only a racist would deny it! we have a Klansman infiltrating us!"
"How do you know," other masked people ask.
"He's dressed like we are! Get him!"
The line of Anitfa turn about and start hitting each other with bike locks and bats.
"Should we do something?" one riot cop asks another.
"Na, wait'll they tire each other out."
"But they could kill each other...oh, wait..."
-----------------------------------------
"Mr. President, I was hired to bring order to this white House, correct?"
"That's true, general," Trump states as he looks at his phone.
"But I can't do it."
"Why not?"
"You're the center of the chaos!"
"General, everybody has to follow orders, right?"
"Of course."
"No military could function if everyone went out and did what they wanted when they want to?"
"No, they couldn't."
"But who gives orders to me?"
The general pauses.
"That's right - I do. It isn't chaos if *I* do it. By definition, it is me following the order from the chain of command here - me to me. I'll tell you the line I want the others to toe and you make them toe it - I have other more pressing things to do than make sure the KP roster is followed. That's why I hired you and let you hire those others. Now give me a few minutes, that whole Charlottesville nonsense is dying down into a muddle far faster than I wanted. I need something good to get them going."

The Golden Scalp weasel's paws twitch in his sleep.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Hillary Clinton biography - My Struggle - Exclusive at the Outrage Outlet! at August 24, 2017 01:08 PM (hLRSq)

171 Every library in the world will purchase a copy of her new book, with taxpayer money. That's a lotta moolah.

Posted by: davidt at August 24, 2017 01:08 PM (XoldI)

172 And by "invading her personal space" she means "looked at me from 10 feet away."

Why, that's practically rape!

No wonder she gripped the microphone extra hard.

She meant to rape him back with it . . . .

[other joke]
I can see why she feared a man's breath on her neck--the last time that happened, Web Hubble had placed a bag over her head and a Playboy on her back so he could finish the job she'd hired him for.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 24, 2017 01:08 PM (oF/7l)

173 This needs the picture of her eye raping Christina Aguillera's tits.
Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (vm6rJ)



As far as I'm concerned, that was the only incident in her entire career that ever suggested that Hillary Clinton was human.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 01:08 PM (Mouru)

174 Me and the gals down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Rights Clinic are raising our voices in support of courageous Hillary.

Finally, praise Gaia, we have the truth. Poor Hillary campaigned despite being raped and assaulted on a daily basis by the white male power structure.

Still, Hillary persisted, knowing that at any moment, Donald J. Trump could grab her by her Georgia O'Keefe and turn her into a quivering pile of Irises and crawling flesh.

Tonight, we women are going to mark her courage by lighting our tampons as torches against the darkness of Trump.

He will not divide us!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at August 24, 2017 01:08 PM (4AVeu)

175
Hell hath no fury like a Hillary scorned.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 24, 2017 01:08 PM (EgwCt)

176 while also acknowledging tactical errors by her campaign.


TACTICAL errors? WTF? Those were STRATEGIC errors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 24, 2017 01:09 PM (SRKgf)

177 Dang, we really had a chance to elect such a strong woman who was intimidated by moving hot air.

Posted by: Memories at August 24, 2017 01:09 PM (mwcEF)

178
You know what truly is the scourage of prison life?

Breath rape!

* sobs *

-- Chel-Z

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 01:09 PM (pNxlR)

179 This hydration break was brought to you by 'Water'.


Water : It's Not Just For Plants Anymore.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 01:04 PM (2wRtc)

Water? Like from the toilet?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 01:05 PM (0mRoj)

=======

I like my water with bourbon.

Posted by: Hillary at August 24, 2017 01:09 PM (vg8iE)

180 I kept my cool, aided by a lifetime of dealing with difficult men trying to throw me off.


I just can't believe there were men stupid enough to let her climb on in the first place.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 01:09 PM (Mouru)

181 BTW, that's a typo by Bloomberg, right? Surely it's What Happened? and not What Happened.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 24, 2017 01:09 PM (mJ8mX)

182 I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard.


Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 24, 2017 01:09 PM (SRKgf)

183 I saw Breath-Rape open for Kiss at The Aladdin in 1987 ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2017 01:09 PM (ZcAbN)

184 In semi-related news, since February, Bernie and
his campaign manager have rejected the Democrats and have been trying
to build the basis of a breakaway party.



More, please!

-
Hey Bernie! Bernie! Hillary fvcked you up the ass!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 01:10 PM (Nwg0u)

185 "I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard." LMAO! She is so self-deluded to think people will by this drivel.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 24, 2017 01:10 PM (luDiL)

186
Anger+excuses+booze= Hillary Clinton's latest book.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 24, 2017 01:10 PM (t6XCL)

187 159 "I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard." -Hillary Clinton




I think that is the sexiest sentence I have ever read.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (jjaLl)

You need to get out more...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 24, 2017 01:10 PM (NgKpN)

188 Hillary - I love her...

but she's a '0' on Ol' Bill's Binary Hunch Scale.

Would. Not. Hunch.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 24, 2017 01:10 PM (C+7rK)

189
Trump + Russia" didn't work, and actually backfired. They've since moved on to "Trump Loves Nazis." Which is also in the process of backfiring.


Au contraire. #FakeNews was running a story this morning that an anonymous source has told them that some unidentified aide may have sent a email to another unidentified person that might have been about possibly setting up a meeting with Putin

Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 01:10 PM (lKyWE)

190 Here's the reason for the loss that I haven't heard from either Hillary or the liberals/democrats/news media.

Lots of Sanders supporters stayed home on election day because of the sneakiness, collusion, and outright cheating against Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2017 01:10 PM (+lVUW)

191 Except when Bill breathed down their necks, it was followed by Hillary walking on their faces, on her long, unstoppable climb to the very middle.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives

Do you think Hillary is reflecting on how she left her sisters down in their time of need so that Hillary could grab the brass ring?

Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2017 01:10 PM (8ikIW)

192 TACTICAL errors? WTF? Those were STRATEGIC errors.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Bombing Pearl harbour was a tactical error

Posted by: Zombie Hermann Goering at August 24, 2017 01:10 PM (FZYNt)

193 I read that Trump did not approach Hillary closely as described after the 2nd debate, it was a shift to a different camera angle creating a false impression of how he moved.

Regarding the Trump locker-room talk video, he said of women that "they let you" when you're a celebrity. Hillary despises the hateful toxic trouser snake at least as much as Zardoz, so she would not "let," and would be safe, and being ugly and nasty would never have been approached in first place. What a contrast to her creepy celebrity husband's repeated criminal assaults and force-fucks.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 24, 2017 01:11 PM (+9pt+)

194 "He broke me. Hold me. Hold me now."

Forget the the 3 am phone call--she can't even handle missing her 3 pm aternoon nap.

The Donald is living inside her head rent-free. Victory!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 24, 2017 01:11 PM (m6qV1)

195 Trump was standing right next to his podium. Hillary walked across the stage, past Trump's podium and positioned herself between Trump and a camera knowing the shot would make it appear as if Trump was right behind her. The whole thing was planned.

Posted by: RokShox at August 24, 2017 01:12 PM (yehh7)

196 With Leather?
Posted by: Huma Abedin's Shag Prayer Rug '


Get on the bus Huma.

Posted by: Hillster at August 24, 2017 01:12 PM (hVlYo)

197 She was so concerned about Donald Trump's history of groping women that she reflexively started smearing the victims before she caught herself.

Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at August 24, 2017 01:12 PM (SCu3s)

198 124 This reminds me. I haven't seen a Hillary bumper sticker in ages.

But the Trump stickers are still on the back of the pickup trucks.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 24, 2017 01:02 PM (wfDW1)

--------------

Was stuck in traffic the other day and one of the cars next to me was a Suburu driven by a guy who looked the epitome of a bearded totally leftist hipster university professor. When his lane moved up, I saw that he had one of the biggest Trump stickers on his car that I've seen so far.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2017 01:12 PM (Fmupd)

199 Can Gillespie win the VA governorship this coming Nov?

It's be a huge "steal."

Redneck turnout should be higher because of Gen Lee and Charlotesville, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 01:12 PM (+7/1f)

200 @pnehlen

My Congressional sources say Paul Ryan is plotting to remove funding for the wall in last minute maneuver, blame Donald Trump.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 24, 2017 01:12 PM (mcI77)

201 That poor microphone just emailed to say "now you know why Bill Clinton's dick has that bend in it."

Posted by: Sharkman at August 24, 2017 01:12 PM (8UEAr)

202 Trump was standing by his own platform.

Hillary invaded HIS space. He reclaimed it.

Posted by: aquaviva at August 24, 2017 01:12 PM (o0dph)

203 "Well, what would you do?" Do you stay calm, keep smiling and carry on as if he weren't repeatedly invading your space? Or do you turn, look him in the eye and say loudly and clearly, 'Back up, you creep. Get away from me. I know you love to intimidate women, but you can't intimidate me, so back up.'


Au contraire, it sounds from this as though he DID intimidate her.

But I'm sure she would've handled Putin and ISIS with aplomb.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 24, 2017 01:13 PM (SRKgf)

204 It always amazes me how much slack Democrats will give their own versus Republicans.

Has one elected Democrat really said anything bad about Hillary since she lost?

But Republicans on a regular basis line up to denounce Trump on all kinds of silly nonsense.

Posted by: Maritime at August 24, 2017 01:13 PM (lKmt3)

205 Oh my god, the mean man is standing near me! Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at August 24, 2017 01:13 PM (+lVUW)

206 "It was incredibly uncomfortable."

That's what she said - every "she" molested by Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Wendy at August 24, 2017 01:13 PM (bpemY)

207 She is a foolish old woman, who appeals to other foolish old women... of all genders, and all ages...
Without Bill, she would not have accomplished anything, except hoarding cats...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:13 PM (zSVEm)

208
Lots of Sanders supporters stayed home on election day because of the sneakiness, collusion, and outright cheating against Bernie Sanders.

It is interesting how the mfm doesn't want to never talk about it.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 24, 2017 01:13 PM (t6XCL)

209 I have to wonder what focus group came with this new 'creepy" narrative for her? Do they know how insane this sounds to normal people? Maybe it is party of a new strategy to impeach Trump.

Posted by: Ripley at August 24, 2017 01:13 PM (MxEKc)

210 93 Ace,we need a Hillary Clinton creative writing contest...
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 12:58 PM (rmVvL)

Full, yes, even tumescent with the truth of my cause, I walked over to the lair of the beast. The lumbering hell-oaf loomed over me, his hot, ragged breath in my face, and yet I persisted! I stood in the face of that that ravenous penile brutishness and powered through!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 24, 2017 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

211 IT WAS STAGE RAPE!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2017 01:14 PM (SCu3s)

212 As others have pointed out: Not one damned clip of the debate backs up a single damned thing she said.

Your eyes are lying to you again, see?




Posted by: RoyalOil at August 24, 2017 01:14 PM (oF/7l)

213 TACTICAL errors? WTF? Those were STRATEGIC errors.
--

Right, there was nothing wrong with her strategy -- which was to become the historic first female lady president by running as a woman.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 24, 2017 01:14 PM (PXbkt)

214 My losing is YOUR fault, America! YOUR FAULT!!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 24, 2017 01:14 PM (O5Q3r)

215 191 Do you think Hillary is reflecting on how she left her sisters down in their time of need so that Hillary could grab the brass ring? Posted by: Bruce

Yes--to blame them, too.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 24, 2017 01:15 PM (m6qV1)

216 Since we're almost up to 200 comments, Tami, my entire street didn't get garbage pickup on Monday either. I didn't bother to call, so I don't know if the eclipse was the excuse given. You don't live on the west side of Cleveland, do you?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 24, 2017 01:15 PM (FQKBL)

217 "Well, what would you do?" Do you stay calm, keep smiling and carry on as if government weren't repeatedly invading your space? Or do you turn, look it in the eye and say loudly and clearly, 'Back up, you Hildebeest. Get away from me. I know you love to intimidate citizens, but you can't intimidate me, so back up.'

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2017 01:15 PM (/qEW2)

218 Hill, I boasted about groping young, attractive women -- not ugly, fat, dried-up old hags in Depends.

You had absolutely nothing to worry about.

Posted by: The Donald at August 24, 2017 01:15 PM (QbiyL)

219
Who the hell would want to stand downwind of Hillary on purpose? Trump was just trying to position himself so he could escape the stench

Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 01:15 PM (lKyWE)

220 In semi-related news, since February, Bernie and his
campaign manager have rejected the Democrats and have been trying to
build the basis of a breakaway party.



More, please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM


Good grief, why? We already have the CPUSA. Are they not far enough to the left?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 24, 2017 01:15 PM (p+Wdc)

221 Watch as George Bush employs this simple trick to clown a creep invading his space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn4Z2r8I2Pw

Hillary is such a weak, corrupt piece of garbage. She couldn't even stand up to Trump in a debate. By all means, let's have her negotiate with Putin.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:15 PM (/tuJf)

222 Au contraire. #FakeNews was running a story this morning that an anonymous source has told them that some unidentified aide may have sent a email to another unidentified person that might have been about possibly setting up a meeting with Putin
Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic

But we were told by Hilary and the useful idiots that e-mails don't matter.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 24, 2017 01:15 PM (326rv)

223 Now, now, Hillary, show us on the doll where the bad man hurt you. It's OK.

Posted by: Al Franken, Freakh.D. at August 24, 2017 01:15 PM (vg8iE)

224 Trump was standing right next to his podium. Hillary walked across the stage, past Trump's podium and positioned herself between Trump and a camera knowing the shot would make it appear as if Trump was right behind her. The whole thing was planned.

Posted by: RokShox at August 24, 2017 01:12 PM (yehh7)


If Donald had then backed up it would have then been declared a victory for Hillary. He stood his ground, as he should have.

Just because a woman with a microphone walks in front of a man, doesn't require *him* to back up. Anymore than there's a rule that a man walking in front of a woman with a microphone that she should cede ground.

It's all psych opps.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 24, 2017 01:16 PM (EgwCt)

225 Isn't it time for her daily collaps... um, I mean nap-with-'special-B12-cocktail'-injection yet?

Also, look, the person I feel bad for in this story is clearly DJT. If he was close enough for her to feel his breath, that means he was close enough to experience all the various smells of Hillary, none of which are good, and at least 3 of which have been classified as hazards by the EPA.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 24, 2017 01:16 PM (88jeI)

226 "This may take a year to play out. I can't wait. Note that Mueller not coming up with anything big plays to Trump's advantage. If it plays the way I hope it will have momentous consequences for how the 2018 mid-terms play out."

I can't see any scenario where the Dems gain ground in 2018. At best they stay even with the current state of affairs. The problem is that in 2018 who the hell wants to go vote for anyone, unless they are specifically campaigning on supporting Trump's agenda?

This is where I think the GOPe is wish casting. They think that "comity" will win them elections because people are turned off by Trump's personal style. They miss that people don't give a damn about his style, and want his agenda implemented.

Bold prediction, if Trump carries through a shuts down the government, he will come out of it with higher stature. Congress (both R and D) will be the ones blamed.

I am hoping that plays into some people like Flake getting primaried.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 24, 2017 01:16 PM (wfDW1)

227 He treated me the way Bill treated Monica!!!

Why is everyone asking me about "having another episode"?

Posted by: empress mommom at August 24, 2017 01:16 PM (326rv)

228 200
@pnehlen



My Congressional sources say Paul Ryan is plotting to remove funding for the wall in last minute maneuver, blame Donald Trump.



Posted by: Under Fire at August 24, 2017 01:12 PM (mcI77)

And @pnehlen is who exactly?

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 01:16 PM (Enq6K)

229 210 93 "It was a dark and stormy debate..."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 24, 2017 01:16 PM (m6qV1)

230 185 "I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard." LMAO! She is so self-deluded to think people will by this drivel.
Posted by: Locke Common at August 24, 2017 01:10 PM (luDiL)

Sadly there are, mostly pajama boys and women who have replaced their brains with their hoo-hahs. BIRM.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 01:17 PM (0mRoj)

231 I accept the blame for what happened, but the bigger problems were Russian meddling, Comey's on-again, off-again handling of the Federal Bureau of Investigation's probe of her private email server, the Democratic Party, and maybe even some of her own campaign staffers.

It was all my fault, except for how everyone else was to blame.

Since we're almost up to 200 comments, Tami, my entire street didn't get garbage pickup on Monday either.

Garbage pick up here was delayed by a day. They expected 250,000 people to show up in Salem, I think it was more like 2500, so lots of businesses were just closed presuming ridiculous gridlock in the streets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:17 PM (39g3+)

232 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at August 24, 2017 01:08 PM (4AVeu)

The Cloggenstein with the (WmgTn) Hash needs to show this one how it's done.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2017 01:17 PM (9TK8E)

233 We already have the CPUSA. Are they not far enough to the left?

-
Bunch of reactionary cryptofascists!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 24, 2017 01:17 PM (Nwg0u)

234 Under Fire, if Ryan does that, he may accelerate the arrival of the inevitable: a full-on civil war in the GOP.

Or, more accurately and mundanely, a struggle to see whether the responsible elements of the GOP and its "base" can force the passive clueless balance of the GOP voting bloc to recognize how dishonest and disastrous their representatives are. In such a way that they are either coerced into adopting responsible positions and keeping their promises, or replaced.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (Mt8T4)

235 She really is a nothing... of course, in totalitarian states, the nothings often rise to positions of prominence...
examples of this are Legion..

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (zSVEm)

236 123 In semi-related news, since February, Bernie and his campaign manager have rejected the Democrats and have been trying to build the basis of a breakaway party.

More, please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2017 12:50 PM (mbhDw)



Are you going to let a white man have the honor of leading a break-away party, Maxine? Preach it, sistah! You go start the all-black party! That'll show the white patriarchy!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (SRKgf)

237 >>And @pnehlen is who exactly?

A guy trying to primary Ryan.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

238 Drink more water........




......so I can be in you.

Posted by: Water at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (B+qrE)

239 As others have pointed out: Not one damned clip of the debate backs up a single damned thing she said.

Your eyes are lying to you again, see?



On the soul of my namesake Sir Edmund, I swear that all that I say is the absolute truth.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (Mouru)

240 Yea, let me tell you about creepy men invading more than your space.

Posted by: Kathleen Wiley at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (Njv7i)

241 228 200
@pnehlen



My Congressional sources say Paul Ryan is plotting to remove funding for the wall in last minute maneuver, blame Donald Trump.



Posted by: Under Fire at August 24, 2017 01:12 PM (mcI77)

And @pnehlen is who exactly?
Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 01:16 PM (Enq6K)

I think it's the capital of Laos.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (7HtZB)

242 Rejected title: "WTF Happened? It Was MY TURN"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (SRKgf)

243 195,
"Trump was standing right next to his podium. Hillary walked across the
stage, past Trump's podium and positioned herself between Trump and a
camera knowing the shot would make it appear as if Trump was right
behind her. The whole thing was planned."


This.
And the broadcasters were in on it too.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 24, 2017 01:19 PM (zOpu5)

244 I think I loathe Paul Ryan as much as I loather Hillary.What a vile,backstabbing turd he is.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 01:19 PM (rmVvL)

245 Lots of Sanders supporters stayed home on election day because of the sneakiness, collusion, and outright cheating against Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2017 01:10 PM (+lVUW)



Wasn't Comrade Bernie's payoff enough for his supporters to go out and vote for the Beast?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2017 01:19 PM (493sH)

246 102
And Trump makes a move, looks like he's going for the breath rape
technique,,,and, he does! What a move by Trump, wait it looks like he's
making faces! That's a pro move right there ladies and gentleman. So at
the end of the 2nd, Trump is in the lead. We'll be right back after
these messages from our sponsors.

Posted by: Robert Lee Announcer Not General
==========
Good Gawd Almighty! Good Gawd Almighty! He's grabbed her pussy! I can't watch! For the love of gawd, somebody stop this match!!!

Posted by: Jim Ross at August 24, 2017 01:19 PM (oF/7l)

247 On the soul of my namesake Sir Edmund, I swear that all that I say is the absolute truth.

*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (Mouru)



I've learned from those intellectual giants of the Fourth Estate that the proper term is "doppelgaenger." (Too lazy to do the umlaut.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 24, 2017 01:19 PM (SRKgf)

248 As others have pointed out: Not one damned clip of the debate backs up a single damned thing she said.

Your eyes are lying to you again, see? ....If you watch the clip you can also see her dodging sniper fire from all the misogynists and racists in the crowd.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2017 01:20 PM (Njv7i)

249
If you'd been elected, what were you going to do with Putin? Grip the arms of your chair?


Punch the RESET button as frantically as a chimp flinging its feces at a leopard that got into its zoo enclosure.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 01:20 PM (pNxlR)

250 Any Trump voter probably remembers when they first thought, "y'know, I could get behind this guy." My moment was when he claimed that Hillary had been "schlonged."

Dear Leader, my heart was yours thereafter.

Posted by: Zod at August 24, 2017 01:20 PM (Bdeb0)

251 >>I think I loathe Paul Ryan as much as I loather Hillary.What a vile,backstabbing turd he is.

Might be a good idea to find out if it's true instead of the usual politician saying something to try and beat his opponent.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:20 PM (/tuJf)

252 Every man's worse nightmare. Yet she managed to get many male voters. She is a lying nagging harpy, who simply will not shut-up, ever. Did she mention she had the questions beforehand? She is just so disgusting and obnoxious, I can't even.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 24, 2017 01:20 PM (2+gSO)

253 >>>I choose Option A. I kept my cool, aided by a lifetime of dealing with difficult men trying to throw me off.

Doctor! I went wading in the swamp, and now I have a hillary clamped onto my back. I can't seem to pry it off. Can you remove it?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2017 01:20 PM (/qEW2)

254 238 Drink more water........
......so I can be in you.
Posted by: Water at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (B+qrE)


We love water. Great to fvck in.

Posted by: Fish Everywhere at August 24, 2017 01:20 PM (8v0G6)

255 ......so I can be in you.

Posted by: Water at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (B+qrE)
=========

Guzzle guzzle guzzle guzzle

Is it in yet?

Posted by: Shep! at August 24, 2017 01:20 PM (vg8iE)

256 This needs the picture of her eye raping Christina Aguillera's tits.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (vm6rJ)


Done. Post updated accordingly.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 01:21 PM (6kP6G)

257 I tried to watch the video at the link. It told me "this video is private" and it doesn't play. Note that it is at the RCP site.

Did someone realize that they were showing Hillary walking over to Trump's side and not standing where he was anywhere close to her?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 24, 2017 01:21 PM (rF9rk)

258 251 He hasn't done enough already?

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 01:21 PM (rmVvL)

259
She's recorded an audio book? Brrr. Who on Earth would buy that?

========
People who enjoy chewing on aluminum foil and filing their nails on chalkboards.

Posted by: Jim Ross at August 24, 2017 01:21 PM (oF/7l)

260 She's going to win a Grammy for the audio version of the book, isn't she? You know it, I know it. Despite the fact that every sound clip I've heard from it sounds like whiny nails scratching on a chalkboard.

It sure must be nice to be on the left and get a pass for everything, even utter failure.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2017 01:22 PM (hvf9s)

261 Hillarrhoids.
I just like typing that.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2017 01:22 PM (HgMAr)

262 So if you have a GOP civil war, who's the GOPe got?

The sail-trimming corporate donors who support whoever (on both sides) doesn't rock the boat.

The ag-GOP (arguably a subset of the above) whose pecuniary interest is in maintaining subsidies and a cheap, pliant, dubiously-documented workforce.

The David Brooks faction for whom Mitt Romney was almost too far right to contemplate.

So where does that get them?

Posted by: JEM at August 24, 2017 01:22 PM (TppKb)

263 244
I think I loathe Paul Ryan as much as I loather Hillary.What a vile,backstabbing turd he is.
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 01:19 PM (rmVvL)

Another example of someone whose accomplishment is getting enough votes to get that sweet lifetime job...
Which is why Trump, a man of quantifiable accomplishments, is so threatening to the weak sisters of government...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:22 PM (zSVEm)

264 There I was with my planted questions, an accommodating press and a good buzz going. And that creep ruined it!

Posted by: Hillary Not President, Ever at August 24, 2017 01:22 PM (Njv7i)

265 They really can't help themselves. The arrogant fuckers just can not help themselves and have to blame anyone else but their own stupidity and arrogance.

This is going to be fun.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 24, 2017 01:22 PM (Tnhbr)

266 260 Of course,as long as she is not up against Obama or Mooch.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 01:23 PM (rmVvL)

267 @pnehlen

My Congressional sources say Paul Ryan is plotting to remove funding for the wall in last minute maneuver, blame Donald Trump.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 24, 2017 01:12 PM (mcI77)


so Ryan wants the gov to shut down
don't bother me

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 24, 2017 01:23 PM (fceHP)

268 You play the cards you're dealt and that's the one card she's got. Maybe.

Go fish?

Posted by: AMartel at August 24, 2017 01:23 PM (WWgnZ)

269 256 This needs the picture of her eye raping Christina Aguillera's tits.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (vm6rJ)

Done. Post updated accordingly.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 01:21 PM (6kP6G)

God help me, I'm going to give old Hillary the benefit of a doubt here by noting that Christina Aguilera's tits are a natural wonder, like the Grand Canyon, Mount Everest, and Kim Kardashian's ass. ANYBODY would have stared at that.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 24, 2017 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

270 Done. Post updated accordingly.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017

Not to defend Hillary, but they are magnificent and yuge.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2017 01:23 PM (Njv7i)

271 People who enjoy chewing on aluminum foil and filing their nails on chalkboards.

Hillary Clinton-narrated audiobooks: for whom a gloryhole experience with the Jaws of Life just isn't painful enough.

Posted by: JEM at August 24, 2017 01:23 PM (TppKb)

272 >>He hasn't done enough already?

Like what? The House has already passed a funding bill with the border wall funding in it. Waiting on the Senate to do the same.

House passed an Obamacare repeal. McCain killed it in the Senate.

I really haven't seen Ryan do anything against Trump yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (/tuJf)

273 >>260 She's going to win a Grammy for the audio version of the book, isn't she? You know it, I know it. Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2017 01:22 PM (hvf9s)

We can only hope. Every trophy from now on--especially the bigger ones--are gonna remind her of The One That Got Away.

Posted by: Zod at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (Bdeb0)

274 Heh..Ace has an update of Hillary checking out boobs...now that is creepy.

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (a0IVu)

275
>>And @pnehlen is who exactly?

My understanding is he's a proggy turd masquerading as a conservative.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (QM5S2)

276 She's recorded an audio book? Brrr. Who on Earth would buy that?




Chapter 7, I knew the election would be....I said a double vodka dammit!!!!!...where was I ?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (493sH)

277 Might be a good idea to find out if it's true instead of the usual politician saying something to try and beat his opponent.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:20 PM (/tuJf)


A politician who builds a record of backstabbing and treachery as long as Ryan's has to expect that voters are going to believe the worst about him, whether it's verified or not.

Ryan made his bed by being a lying piece of shit. I'm not too worried about him being unfairly maligned at this point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (Mouru)

278
I don't know that the broadcasters of the debate were necessarily 'in on' anything. It was the best shot possible. Her talking while you could see Trump responding/not responding.

The fact that he is a very large male -- is that something that males have to apologize for now?

Is 'large' shaming of men now a thing?

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (EgwCt)

279 237
>>And @pnehlen is who exactly?



A guy trying to primary Ryan.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

Ah...ok. That puts some 'context' to the tweet.

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (Enq6K)

280 Not one damned clip of the debate backs up a single damned thing she said.

Its hard to tell because she's dodging sniper fire at the time.

I can't even imagine how teste-curdling an entire audio book by Hillary Clinton would be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (39g3+)

281 "I accept the blame for what happened, but..."
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Hillary's always had a big but.

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (8b+oT)

282 Thank you Lord, for sending us Donald Trump.

Posted by: Mega at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (UVKfW)

283 That old hag will never shut her fat yap.

You'll NEVER be the President of the United States. Get over it, LOSER.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 24, 2017 01:25 PM (EVS2N)

284 From the link: "There have even been suggestions that she move overseas for a couple of years."

How about undersea for a couple of eons?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2017 01:25 PM (2le8w)

285
How I wish that DJT had had two papier mache heads on sticks of himself and he had pulled them out from behind the podium and had three DJT heads staring at her...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017 01:25 PM (pNxlR)

286 It is a fact. God loves me. How do I know this? Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States and I will read her obituary before I die.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 24, 2017 01:25 PM (0OmEj)

287 274
Heh..Ace has an update of Hillary checking out boobs...now that is creepy.
Posted by: IC at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (a0IVu)

The expression on her face... how would you describe THAT???

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:25 PM (zSVEm)

288 [Update -- OregonMuse] I wonder if Christine Aguilera ever got creeped out by this:


Suggested Caption" "Elizabeth Bathory Checks Fluid Levels on Latest Acquisition"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 01:25 PM (Mouru)

289 She's recorded an audio book? Brrr. Who on Earth would buy that?
Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2017 01:04 PM (xjiRE)

#1 on the Guantanamo Bay best seller list.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 24, 2017 01:25 PM (tbOMB)

290 God help me, I'm going to give old Hillary the benefit of a doubt here by noting that Christina Aguilera's tits are a natural wonder, like the Grand Canyon, Mount Everest, and Kim Kardashian's ass. ANYBODY would have stared at that.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?

Posted by: Shep! at August 24, 2017 01:25 PM (vg8iE)

291
I think it's the capital of Laos.


I think it's a NYC subway train that got highjacked by a criminal gang in 1974

Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 01:26 PM (lKyWE)

292 Good grief, why? We already have the CPUSA. Are they not far enough to the left?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 24, 2017 01:15 PM (p+Wdc)



Ah, but they're Trotskyites. We need a pure Maoist party. And a Castroite party. And a Stalinist party. Each of which will utterly detest the others.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 24, 2017 01:26 PM (SRKgf)

293 That shot of the creepy old hag boob-gaze cracks me up every time. Proving that there is a fine line between horror and comedy.

Ah, Hilderbeast- two more trophies you'll never have. ;D

Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 24, 2017 01:26 PM (88jeI)

294 "difficult men trying to throw me off"
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Do tell, RAPIST!

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2017 01:26 PM (8b+oT)

295 OK then...

Ryan, in an interview said they would raise the debt ceiling, and there are many ways to do it...

Sadly, one of them is NOT actually doing normal order Appropriation Bills and getting a handle on government spending...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 24, 2017 01:26 PM (NgKpN)

296 >>A politician who builds a record of backstabbing and treachery as long as Ryan's has to expect that voters are going to believe the worst about him, whether it's verified or not.

I really haven't see a record of backstabbing and treachery. Maybe he has but I haven't seen it.

What has he done exactly?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:26 PM (/tuJf)

297 This needs the picture of her eye raping Christina Aguillera's tits.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (vm6rJ)

Done. Post updated accordingly.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 01:21 PM (6kP6G)
...........

There was a time that made me insanely pissed. Gold digging bitch.

Posted by: Hummer at August 24, 2017 01:26 PM (HgMAr)

298
#1 on the Guantanamo Bay best seller list.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 24, 2017 01:25 PM (tbOMB)



Hell no. Those guys like Harry Potter. They don't have time for her garbage.

Posted by: moki at August 24, 2017 01:26 PM (V+V48)

299 Go back to your chicken-legged hut, Baba Yaga.
Nobody wanted you in the White House, nobody wants your audiobook.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2017 01:26 PM (9TK8E)

300 #1 on the Guantanamo Bay best seller list.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 24, 2017 01:25 PM (tbOMB)



War crime, comin' and goin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (SRKgf)

301 Can someone impose Hillary's head on the video of the pantifa getting shot in the junk? That would be epic!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (Njv7i)

302 Gee Jack you are right,Paul Ryan is a fabulous ally.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (rmVvL)

303 Every library in the world will purchase a copy of her new book, with taxpayer money. That's a lotta moolah.



Posted by: davidt"

Just checked our local library system. She has 7 books under her name and a total of 38 copies. Not one is checked out. And this is DeKalb County , very heavily Democrat. (Laughably ,Hard Choices has 14 copies, guess that purchase was their campaign donation.)

Her books are sort of like CNN in the airports. It's always there but nobody watches it.


Posted by: Ripley at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (MxEKc)

304 My skin crawled.

What I actually meant to say was, "I began to shed my exoskeleton"

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (/qEW2)

305 Do tell, RAPIST!
Fortunately, I had returned all of my drinks to a full upright position.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (eXSOZ)

306 God help me, I'm going to give old Hillary the benefit of a doubt here by noting that Christina Aguilera's tits are a natural wonder, like the Grand Canyon, Mount Everest, and Kim Kardashian's ass. ANYBODY would have stared at that.

I'm reminded of the old Sophia Lauren eyes-mapping every-contour-of-Jayne-Mansfield-cleavage shot.

I find neither Christina Aguilera nor Kim Kardashian to be particularly attractive. Aguilera's got pleasant contours, though.

Kardashian's ass is more like the debris mound at the local dump, you expect to see semis driving up one cheek dumping stuff into the crack.

Posted by: JEM at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (TppKb)

307 The fracturing of the Democratic Party would be the best thing that has ever happened to the USA after Kate Upton's birth and whoever invented bacon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (39g3+)

308 God help me, I'm going to give old Hillary the benefit of a doubt here by noting that Christina Aguilera's tits are a natural wonder, like the Grand Canyon, Mount Everest, and Kim Kardashian's ass. ANYBODY would have stared at that.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 24, 2017 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

I was with you up until Kim K's ass. That thing is a grotesque, Frankensteinian abomination.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (0mRoj)

309 The original title was, "What Happened and where the Hell am I?", but the publisher thought it was too long.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (1ISKN)

310 Is 'large' shaming of men now a thing?
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Hunny hunny hunny no. The larger, the better.

Posted by: Shep! at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (vg8iE)

311 Nobody wanted you in the White House, nobody wants your audiobook.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2017 01:26 PM (9TK8E)


I'd rather listen to the sounds of her on the pot after eating a bad burrito.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (SRKgf)

312 Dave in Fla, the numbers and fundamentals are very bad for the Dems, as has been pointed out even by pros and public sources. Very unlikely they will come close to even an average out-of-power mid-term result.

But if Trump and the small cells of adults in the elected GOP want to actually have policy success, real things have to change.

Not just Senate numbers, but Senate quality, esp. of course GOP. I'm not optimistic. The WH does not show outward signs of recognizing how bad things are, and how short the window they have to do big things - though the open war on Flake is a start.

Now Trump is bashing Mitch around in public a bit, which is also encouraging. But most people - incl. crucially most of the GOP "base" - are in "normal" mode, and simply can't conceive of radical change when it takes the form of dumping incumbents.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (Mt8T4)

313 "The problem is that in 2018 who the hell wants to go vote for anyone, unless they are specifically campaigning on supporting Trump's agenda? "

Agreed. Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

All this nonsense will drive up Trump's. The Ds, not so much.

Gillespie winning the VA governorship would prove this.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (+7/1f)

314 The expression on her face... how would you describe THAT???

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:25 PM (zSVEm)
.........

It's the neck that gets me.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2017 01:28 PM (HgMAr)

315 Sorry, waste of time here. I will read the comments later, bit I'm sure there are many good and reasoned arguments about the debate setup and H-bomb's inability to deal with other (and undoubtedly worse) male world leaders.

The long and short my worthless opinion is this C U Next Tuesday had a problem with Trump talking dirty, but had no problems with Wiener showing his junk to underage girls and her so-called husband using an intern as a humidor (to say the very least).

Set my appointment on the fainting couch for the 5th of never. And yes, thank god H-crash will never be president.

Posted by: nuke it from orbit at August 24, 2017 01:28 PM (8r0vw)

316 And @pnehlen is who exactly?



A guy trying to primary Ryan.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (/tuJf)
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He's the same guy who ran in the primary against Ryan last time, and lost bigly. I guess he's trying to make another go at it. I have been unable to find out if he even lives in this district.

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 01:28 PM (lwiT4)

317 Suggested Caption" "Elizabeth Bathory Checks Fluid Levels on Latest Acquisition"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 01:25 PM


The Hilldabeeste probably prefers the blood of virgins. Pretty sure Aguillara's safe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 24, 2017 01:28 PM (p+Wdc)

318 Oh I didn't notice Hillary in that picture until someone pointed it out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2017 01:29 PM (Njv7i)

319 I'd rather listen to the sounds of her on the pot after eating a bad burrito.
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Uh, no. No you wouldn't.

Posted by: Huma in Hazmat Gear with Toilet Brush at August 24, 2017 01:29 PM (vg8iE)

320 Hah! Looming? And this no-talent hate whore wanted to be the leader of the free world.

Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2017 01:29 PM (eLttb)

321 God help me, I'm going to give old Hillary the benefit of a doubt here by noting that Christina Aguilera's tits are a natural wonder, like the Grand Canyon, Mount Everest, and Kim Kardashian's ass. ANYBODY would have stared at that.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 24, 2017 01:23 PM (RD7QR)


It's practically unAmerican not to!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (Tnhbr)

322 >>Gee Jack you are right,Paul Ryan is a fabulous ally.

Does that mean you don't have a handy list of all the backstabbing?

Trump seemed awfully happy with Ryan in the Rose Garden after the House passed the Obamacare repeal bill. The House has passed a border wall funding bill. He's working with Trump on tax reform.

I'm just not seeing what he has done that is so outrageous other than working with Trump to enact the things he wants. The Senate on the other hand is holding things up.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (/tuJf)

323 President Donald Trump's plummeting popularity? Who are they polling? The House GOP?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (3OIiX)

324 254 238 Drink more water........
......so I can be in you.
Posted by: Water at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (B+qrE)

We love water. Great to fvck in.
Posted by: Fish Everywhere at August 24, 2017 01:20 PM (8v0G6)

Try Brawndo! It's got what plants crave!

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (7HtZB)

325 I gave up on Paul Ryan when he was spiking the football over his bi-partisan budget deal that "saved" twenty billion dollars over ten years while the feds were quantitative easing 80 billion dollars each and every month.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (rF9rk)

326
A bunch of Eye-talians are protesting DeCommio saying removing the Columbus statue is on the table. Horses head coming right up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (493sH)

327 316 And @pnehlen is who exactly?



A guy trying to primary Ryan.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (/tuJf)
==============================

He's the same guy who ran in the primary against Ryan last time, and lost bigly. I guess he's trying to make another go at it. I have been unable to find out if he even lives in this district.
Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 01:28 PM (lwiT4)

I expect Ryan is in for however long he wants to be in .... the Bacon, follow the Bacon....

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (zSVEm)

328 Trump was supposed to defer to Hillary! and move away as she invaded his space, as one is supposed to defer to royalty.

His failure to move away is the same as an unwanted approach.

Posted by: davidt at August 24, 2017 01:31 PM (XoldI)

329
I really haven't see a record of backstabbing and treachery. Maybe he has but I haven't seen it.

What has he done exactly?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:26 PM (/tuJf)

Well... he first passed a bill which would diminish Military retirements as the ONLY way he could save the Government money (NO OTHER CUTS ANYWHERE)...

When he got caught on that, and it was rescinded.... he and the Pentagon rejiggered the Military retirement system... which somehow both helped the troops, yet somehow SAVED the Government 1 Billion a year? (yes, your chocolate ration is increased from 4 grams, to 3 grams...).

Posted by: Don Q. at August 24, 2017 01:31 PM (NgKpN)

330 328 Trump was supposed to defer to Hillary! and move away as she invaded his space, as one is supposed to defer to royalty.

His failure to move away is the same as an unwanted approach.
Posted by: davidt at August 24, 2017 01:31 PM (XoldI)

And therefore, RAPE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 01:31 PM (0mRoj)

331
Thank you Lord, for sending us Donald Trump.


Posted by: Mega at August 24, 2017 01:24 PM (UVKfW)
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Amen. All through history, God has used the most unlikely rulers and events to accomplish His purposes. Trump is about as unlikely as I've ever seen. Thank you Jesus.

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 01:31 PM (lwiT4)

332 It's even got its own Wikipedia entry:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_Mansfield-Sophia_Loren_photo

Posted by: JEM at August 24, 2017 01:32 PM (TppKb)

333 Active shooter shit in Charleston SC?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:32 PM (5y11N)

334 She wouldn't grip MY microphone extra hard.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 24, 2017 12:51 PM (6dFYM)

That's one thing I will give Bill a pass on. Adultery. Being married to that horrible harpy Hillaroid is a fine reason to stray from the marital bed. (but only with willing co-respondents, mind you)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2017 01:32 PM (2le8w)

335 One goes to war with the army you've got ... they say.

Hillary had the MSM and big money and foreign money ...

But Dems somehow also had to go to war with the candidate that was thrust upon them ... she "literally" raped the Democrat Party.

Tactical error ... like not going to Wisconsin. Problem their army had was their candidate did not draw crowds, and showing up did not necessarily help. Having a concert to attract the crowd was the Obama campaign trick, but Crooked Hillary is just shrill and harpy.

All the kings horses and all the kings men ... could put humpty Hillary together again after she was thrown in the scooby van like a slab of beef, and all the money and lies couldn't drag her across the finish line. Revisionist cheap fem-fiction won't help the cause, they need her to go away.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 24, 2017 01:32 PM (veVl1)

336 This needs the picture of her eye raping Christina Aguillera's tits.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (vm6rJ)
.........

It's a miracle. Both of her eyes are pointing in the same direction.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2017 01:33 PM (HgMAr)

337 Doesn't Hillary forget to drink water too? Must be a New York thing.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2017 01:33 PM (f2o6L)

338 Splitters!!!

Posted by: american maoist party at August 24, 2017 01:33 PM (mJ8mX)

339 Here's the problem with this whole thing. Let's say Steve Crowder was behind Hillary on knees and arms, and Trump pushed her over and she took a pratfall. I still wouldn't care. It's not relevant. She is demonstrably corrupt (ie. putting personal gain over national security) and she is furthering an agenda that screws this country over. All that matters is: no more people like her or Obama.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2017 01:33 PM (/qEW2)

340 I expect Ryan is in for however long he wants to be in .... the Bacon, follow the Bacon....

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (zSVEm)
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Probably right. Like my neighbor said to me when the announcement came out about that big manufacturing plant (FOXX?) - he said Paul will be in for as long as he wants to be in.

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 01:34 PM (lwiT4)

341 I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard.

As hard as my Parkinson's allowed.

Posted by: H. Clinton at August 24, 2017 01:34 PM (Astxw)

342 I'm reminded of the old Sophia Lauren eyes-mapping every-contour-of-Jayne-Mansfield-cleavage shot.

Posted by: JEM at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (TppKb)


The difference is that Mansfield was drunk, braless, and her huge boobs were practically falling out of her dress. Loren had this 'WTF' look on her face. Aguilera, on the other hand, is dressed a little bit more modestly, but Hillary's face is wearing a thinly disguised, "I like what I'm seeing" look of lust. It's kind of creepy.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 01:34 PM (6kP6G)

343 All through history, God has used the most unlikely rulers and events to accomplish His purposes. Trump is about as unlikely as I've ever seen.

Yeah that's my position on Trump. God used Cyrus to rebuild the temple; he used Herod to work out our salvation. Sometimes God uses very strange ways, and the glory is all to Him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:34 PM (39g3+)

344 Google image search "Hillary coughing" and tell me that doesn't look like she's showing how to chug cock.

Creeeeepy.

My skin crawled so much now my dick's an innie.


Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2017 01:34 PM (8b+oT)

345 324 254 238 Drink more water........
......so I can be in you.
Posted by: Water at August 24, 2017 01:18 PM (B+qrE)

We love water. Great to fvck in.
Posted by: Fish Everywhere at August 24, 2017 01:20 PM (8v0G6)

Try Brawndo! It's got what plants crave!
Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (7HtZB)

Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 01:35 PM (3OIiX)

346
It was gamesmanship and she lost. He held his ground. Now she's crying again, like the sore loser she is.

Would we expect anything different?

She needs to take a walk in the woods and get lost for good.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 24, 2017 01:35 PM (EgwCt)

347 She is demonstrably corrupt (ie. putting personal gain over national security)

Her 'clintonemail.com' server went live the day BEFORE she took office as SecState.

In any honest republic with a functioning press, that'd be 'stick a fork in her, she's done'.

Posted by: JEM at August 24, 2017 01:35 PM (TppKb)

348 I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard.

That was only because she could tell the colostomy bag was full.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:35 PM (39g3+)

349 I'm glad Hillary is such a sore loser because that weakens the Dems new argument that she was "such a miserable candidate that even Trump beat her"

Because yes, she was a miserable candidate but that isn't why Trump beat her -- if she had run against a John McCain or a Mitt Romeny or Jeb! Bush she would have won with the MSM assist and cover up that she got.

No one wants to admit -- even on the right -- that she didn't "lose" as much as Trump BEAT her. He created a lot of energy and excitement around him that the the usual lies from the MSM (campaign in chaos! he's a buffoon!) didn't stick. He worked harder and had a better message. Period.

THAT is why he beat Hillary and that is why he's going to beat whatever "diversity" empty suit the Dems put up against him in 2020 too.

Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at August 24, 2017 01:35 PM (lZaEn)

350 This needs the picture of her eye raping Christina Aguillera's tits.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2017 01:06 PM (vm6rJ)
..........

Photo caption:
"You like these? It'll cost you, ma'am."

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2017 01:35 PM (HgMAr)

351 If somebody "legit" ran against Ryan in a primary, he would lose. But it can't be some questionable character that just calls himself an activist.

If our donor class were actually conservative, they would mount a real primary challenge and scare Ryan straight. But the GOP donor class hates Trump more than the Democrats.

Boehner left because he knew his goose was cooked and Cantor was beat handily by someone on a shoe string budget.

Posted by: Maritime at August 24, 2017 01:35 PM (lKmt3)

352
From the link: "There have even been suggestions that she move overseas for a couple of years."



How about undersea for a couple of eons?
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In silver-lined box like Abraham Sestakian put that one Nazi vampire in.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 24, 2017 01:35 PM (oF/7l)

353
President Donald Trump's plummeting popularity? Who are they polling? The House GOP?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (3OIiX)


I think his popularity with the republican base is over 70%. McConnell's on the other hand is hovering around 12%

Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 01:35 PM (lKyWE)

354 I was never so mad at Paul Ryan as when he declined to appear at a Trump rally near here THREE WEEKS before the election. I threw things. And said things.

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 01:36 PM (lwiT4)

355 Mavis Wanczyk, winner of the $758.7 million Powerball jackpot, says she chose the winning numbers based off family birthdays.

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 01:36 PM (Enq6K)

356 It's a miracle. Both of her eyes are pointing in the same direction.

She didn't get the wonky eyes until a recent stroke. The one that took her out of the Benghazi hearings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:36 PM (39g3+)

357 Suggested Caption" "Elizabeth Bathory Checks Fluid Levels on Latest Acquisition"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
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You sir are an artist.

Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2017 01:36 PM (t0IhO)

358 Hillary, let me reassure you. There is no way in hell that Donald Trump would have ever made any kind of move on whatever you call that godforsaken thing between your thighs.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 24, 2017 12:55 PM (FUu/Z)

Her gynecologist wears a Hazmat suit, and uses eleven-foot tongs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2017 01:37 PM (2le8w)

359 What has he done exactly? Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:26 PM (/tuJf)
=====

Engineered the continuing abomination of CRs for one. How many years was he on the Budget Committee? Swamp Thing, you make my heart ring . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 24, 2017 01:37 PM (MIKMs)

360 Ha. And all this time, everyone thought I was an insufferable jackass!

Posted by: Barack Obama, SCOAMF at August 24, 2017 01:37 PM (gY9Ct)

361 340
Iexpect Ryan is in for however long he wants to be in .... the Bacon, follow the Bacon....

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (zSVEm)
============================

Probably right. Like my neighbor said to me when the announcement came out about that big manufacturing plant (FOXX?) - he said Paul will be in for as long as he wants to be in.
Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 01:34 PM (lwiT4)

Yeah, everyone knows you buy votes... and the voters you buy, if conflicted, get over it.... ( generally speaking)
The sweet sweet power of incumbency....
So, term limits?? DOA.

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:37 PM (zSVEm)

362 "No one wants to admit -- even on the right -- that she didn't "lose" as much as Trump BEAT her."

He drove her negatives through the roof. And they were BAD negatives. Trump had high negatives but they were qualitatively different.

This affected turnout, which in turn decided the outcome.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 24, 2017 01:37 PM (+7/1f)

363 I think his popularity with the republican base is over 70%. McConnell's on the other hand is hovering around 12%
Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 01:35 PM (lKyWE)

-----------

Yesterday, the turtle was holding firm at 18%.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2017 01:37 PM (Fmupd)

364
I'm reminded of the old Sophia Lauren eyes-mapping every-contour-of-Jayne-Mansfield-cleavage shot.Posted by: JEM at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (TppKb)


That image is timeless and will never get old

Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 01:38 PM (lKyWE)

365 I think it would be best for Hillary to return to her native Rl'yeh and sleep a few thousand more years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:38 PM (39g3+)

366 353
President Donald Trump's plummeting popularity? Who are they polling? The House GOP?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (3OIiX)


I think his popularity with the republican base is over 70%. McConnell's on the other hand is hovering around 12%
Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 01:35 PM (lKyWE)

Exactly.

You can't trust anything....anything...written by Bloomberg et al. You have to run everything through a bias filter, nowadays.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 01:38 PM (3OIiX)

367 34 Hillary Clinton will never be President of The United States.

If the US Government ever resorts to self-nuking its major cities in order to limit the zombie apocalypse, this thought will still comfort and amuse me.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at August 24, 2017 01:39 PM (Astxw)

368 She didn't get the wonky eyes until a recent stroke. The one that took her out of the Benghazi hearings.

They couldn't find anyone to stick the tube up her ass and blow to straighten them out.

Posted by: JEM at August 24, 2017 01:39 PM (TppKb)

369
Yesterday, the turtle was holding firm at 18%.
Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2017 01:37 PM (Fmupd)


I think that's in Kentucky

Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 01:39 PM (lKyWE)

370 She needs to take a walk in the woods and get lost for good.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 24, 2017 01:35 PM (EgwCt)
==========

If we're lucky, maybe she'll fall down an old, forgotten well a la Dolores Claiborne.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 24, 2017 01:39 PM (vg8iE)

371 I was with you up until Kim K's ass. That thing is a grotesque, Frankensteinian abomination.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 01:27 PM (0mRoj)

What happened to her ass? When she first burst on the scene with that sex-tape, she had a wonderful ass. Yeah, it was a bit large, but perfectly shaped and proportioned. Nice rack, thin waist--a true hourglass. How did it get so huge? It's not like she gained 50 pounds.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 24, 2017 01:40 PM (7uYFy)

372 333
Active shooter shit in Charleston SC?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:32 PM (5y11N)


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I don't live there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 24, 2017 01:40 PM (rF9rk)

373 >>Engineered the continuing abomination of CRs for one. How many years was he on the Budget Committee? Swamp Thing, you make my heart ring . .

That was Boehner. Didn't matter what the Budget Committee did when Boehner, who controlled the voting, insisted on a CR.

We are probably going to see another short term one because I doubt the Senate will get their shit together in time to pass the spending bills.

It doesn't really matter how many bills the House passes if the Senate won't do the same. I don't see how that makes it Ryan's fault but if some want to hate on him ok.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:40 PM (/tuJf)

374 Democrats, reveling in President Donald Trump's plummeting popularity

They seriously believe this shit?

How do we "know" that Trump has "plummeting popularity"?

Polls.

You remember "polls," that form of propaganda with impressive-seeming "numbers" in it?

Polls, a.k.a. weaponized mendacity?

Polls, which the Left relied on to convince themselves that Trump had "no chance whatsoever" in 2016?

Polls, the last refuge of scoundrels?

Yeah. Those polls.

What amazes me about leftists is that they devise lies to deceive toothless hillbillies -- and then the left bizarrely believes it own lies, while the toothless hillbillies laugh off their lies and continue to vote right.

Posted by: zombie at August 24, 2017 01:40 PM (DQ4Fv)

375 Hillry: Killing feminism from the inside for decades.


You could not create a better character to illustrate just how hollow feminism is.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2017 01:40 PM (NOIQH)

376 Active shooter shit in Charleston SC?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:32 PM (5y11N)


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I don't live there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 24, 2017 01:40 PM (rF9rk)

According to reports it's a black guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:41 PM (5y11N)

377 Fuckin Active Duty have no idea about the Reserves.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:41 PM (5y11N)

378 >>What amazes me about leftists is that they devise lies to deceive toothless hillbillies -- and then the left bizarrely believes it own lies, while the toothless hillbillies laugh off their lies and continue to vote right.





Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2017 01:41 PM (NOIQH)

379 This, this is the strong wymenz the Left brags about?

Seems, oh, I don't know, a tad whiny and self-pitying.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2017

...


Hillary is living proof that a woman can do anything she wants as long as there is not a man standing somewhere in her general proximity, in which case she just becomes a ball of nerves.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 24, 2017 01:41 PM (Rpdqj)

380 NR is saying that 'Trump can't win in a war onMcConnell'

Yep, same sooper geniuzez that picked the winner of the last election.

Fucking National Review...used to be a stalwart. Now it's all mean girls, all the time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 01:41 PM (3OIiX)

381 333
Active shooter shit in Charleston SC?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:32 PM (5y11N)


McAuliffe will get his gun blood one way or the another.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 24, 2017 01:42 PM (mcI77)

382 Water's for fags.

Posted by: coke zero at August 24, 2017 01:42 PM (mJ8mX)

383 President Donald Trump's plummeting popularity? Who are they polling? The House GOP?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 01:30 PM (3OIiX)

To be honest, when were Trump's numbers so high that they would plummet?
The guy could end the Korean War, build a wall, and cure cancer, and I doubt his numbers would ever get above 53%, tops.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 24, 2017 01:42 PM (7uYFy)

384
We are probably going to see another short term
one because I doubt the Senate will get their shit together in time to
pass the spending bills.



It doesn't really matter how many bills the House passes if the
Senate won't do the same. I don't see how that makes it Ryan's fault but
if some want to hate on him ok.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:40 PM (/tuJf)

There was an upstate NY congresswoman (R) on Varney last week that said there's something like 250+ bills that the house has passed that are sitting in the Senate.

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 01:42 PM (Enq6K)

385 Yesterday, the turtle was holding firm at 18%.
Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2017 01:37 PM (Fmupd)

I think that's in Kentucky
Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 01:39 PM (lKyWE)


If Grimes runs again ... she'll beat him. Mitch doesn't have the base here anymore. This was his last shot - and he blew it.

I'd estimate he's lost a third of his supporters from the last run - based upon comments I hear in Louisville from GOP voters.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 24, 2017 01:42 PM (8v0G6)

386 It's even got its own Wikipedia entry:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_Mansfield-Sophia_Loren_photo

Posted by: JEM at August 24, 2017 01:32 PM (TppKb)

Great googly-moogly.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2017 01:42 PM (HgMAr)

387 >>Active shooter shit in Charleston SC?


Anyone here live in Charleston? No? We're all good then...


(/sarc)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2017 01:42 PM (NOIQH)

388 NR is saying that 'Trump can't win in a war onMcConnell'

Yep, same sooper geniuzez that picked the winner of the last election.

Fucking National Review...used to be a stalwart. Now it's all mean girls, all the time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 01:41 PM (3OIiX)

I get my news from Weasel Zippers, Breitbart, and The Jerusalem Post.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:43 PM (5y11N)

389 @ChelseaClinton: "Worth reading: Robert E. Lee at West Point."

Wait. What?

Posted by: Zod at August 24, 2017 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)

390 376 Active shooter shit in Charleston SC?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:32 PM (5y11N)


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I don't live there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 24, 2017 01:40 PM (rF9rk)

According to reports it's a black guy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:41 PM (5y11N)

377 Fuckin Active Duty have no idea about the Reserves.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:41 PM (5y11N)

They letting you guys carry something more dangerous than a dental drill now? I heard some talk a while back about allowing military folks to be armed again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (3OIiX)

391 My normal Amazon ad here has been replaced today by a Vimeo ad.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (giT7q)

392
And now the latest meme is "Trump Is Objectively Insane."

We'll see how that plays out.


Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (6kP6G)

I think they've officially jumped the shark. When you invoke Godwin's law on a national party level, you're pretty much out of arguments.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (INRVS)

393 388 NR is saying that 'Trump can't win in a war onMcConnell'

Yep, same sooper geniuzez that picked the winner of the last election.

Fucking National Review...used to be a stalwart. Now it's all mean girls, all the time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2017 01:41 PM (3OIiX)

I get my news from Weasel Zippers, Breitbart, and The Jerusalem Post.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:43 PM (5y11N)


NGU... your opinion of Instapundit?? Serious question...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (zSVEm)

394 77 I didn't realize President Trump's popularity was plummeting. I'll have to read Bloomberg more often.
Posted by: Under Fire
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We have polls that say that. They do. Why are you laughing? Stop it!!! They do! They really do! We mean it this time!!!
Posted by: The MSM still riding that horse


Best thing you can say about Trump, he isn't Hillary Clinton. So suck it, you and your bullshit polls.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (+lVUW)

395 >>There was an upstate NY congresswoman (R) on Varney last week that said there's something like 250+ bills that the house has passed that are sitting in the Senate.

I don't know the number but I know there are plenty.

By design, the Senate moves slower than the House but McConnell does need to get his shit together and start getting tough with people or nothing is going to get done.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (/tuJf)

396 Yeah, everyone knows you buy votes... and the voters you buy, if conflicted, get over it.... ( generally speaking)

The sweet sweet power of incumbency....

So, term limits?? DOA.

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:37 PM (zSVEm)
===========================

It's hard for me to fault the people for that. We've had two major automotive plants shut down during the Obama administration. The place where Rambler was based, which eventually got taken over by Jeep-Chrysler, is now a big vacant lot. People want to work. By and large this district is working class, with a little bit of urban, some farming, and some tourism. People who worked with their hands need a place where they can work with their hands.

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (lwiT4)

397 If Senators had 2 year terms, they would all be kissing Trump's ass. But since most of these guys have 4-6 years left on their term, they feel they can just flip him the bird and people will forget.

Even if Trump loses his reelection, I see him settling scores and taking people like McConnell out. Trump will have a following even after he's President.

Posted by: Maritime at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (lKmt3)

398 Mavis Wanczyk, winner of the $758.7 million Powerball jackpot, says she chose the winning numbers based off family birthdays.

Posted by: Tami at August 24, 2017 01:36 PM (Enq6K)
.........

The bigger question: is she single?

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2017 01:45 PM (HgMAr)

399 If it makes you feel better,I hate McConnell too.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 01:45 PM (rmVvL)

400 He, guys! It's been great over the past several weeks. I've been taking it easy since Comey was fired.

A little backed up on mail.

I have one letter telling me to go to New Jersey for some Hispanic dude and another one telling me to go to North Korea for some guy with a rapper's name.

Anyway. Guess I better pack my bags. Look's like I've got a full schedule again.

Posted by: The Schlong at August 24, 2017 01:45 PM (4AVeu)

401 What amazes me about leftists is that they devise lies to deceive toothless hillbillies -- and then the left bizarrely believes it own lies, while the toothless hillbillies laugh off their lies and continue to vote right.
========

A tactic known is a tactic blown.

But, the leftists absolutely refuse to even hear whispers of anything that isn't from an approved leftist source.

And their lies won't get any play from conservative sources except to be mocked.

So, all the leftists hear are the lies.

Why wouldn't they believe them?

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 24, 2017 01:45 PM (oF/7l)

402
According to reports it's a black guy

+++

That's a relief! It's gang related everyone. Gang related. Settle down.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 24, 2017 01:46 PM (/M6Zb)

403 Heavy hydration predicted for the Texas Gulf Coast this weekend.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2017 01:46 PM (BWL+E)

404 You could not create a better character to illustrate just how hollow feminism is.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2017 01:40 PM (NOIQH)


You think so?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at August 24, 2017 01:46 PM (6kP6G)

405 People who worked with their hands need a place where they can work with their hands.
Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (lwiT4)


Oh honey ... don't you know it !!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 24, 2017 01:46 PM (8v0G6)

406 Yesterday, the turtle was holding firm at 18%.

And yet, in his district, 80% I'm sure. No matter how loathsome and miserable these guys are, they keep getting reelected.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:46 PM (39g3+)

407 374 Democrats, reveling in President Donald Trump's plummeting popularity

They seriously believe this shit?

How do we "know" that Trump has "plummeting popularity"?

Polls.

You remember "polls," that form of propaganda with impressive-seeming "numbers" in it?

Polls, a.k.a. weaponized mendacity?

Polls, which the Left relied on to convince themselves that Trump had "no chance whatsoever" in 2016?

Polls, the last refuge of scoundrels?

Yeah. Those polls.

What amazes me about leftists is that they devise lies to deceive toothless hillbillies -- and then the left bizarrely believes it own lies, while the toothless hillbillies laugh off their lies and continue to vote right.
Posted by: zombie at August 24, 2017 01:40 PM (DQ4Fv)

*********************************

Of course they believe these lies. They truly believe that Trump "stalked" Hillary at the 2nd debate even though there is video proof no such thing happened.

Of course, now you have to dig deep in the research to find it as the SJWs running Google have decided, apparently, to supress the video.

Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at August 24, 2017 01:46 PM (lZaEn)

408 396....

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (lwiT4)

I guess I agree... I was just saying it is a time tested effective way of staying in office...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:46 PM (zSVEm)

409 Barky only looked lazy. Behind the scenes LOTS of destruction was going on.

Posted by: Boots at August 24, 2017 01:46 PM (EBwPV)

410 402. or revenge against white racists.Which means any white because the Left says we are al racist.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 01:46 PM (rmVvL)

411 >>Hillary is living proof that a woman can do anything she wants as long
as there is not a man standing somewhere in her general proximity, in
which case she just becomes a ball of nerves.


...except her husband, whose coattails she rode to DC, and whose philandering she used to get a Senate seat out of pity, and then continued to leverage his connections to extract a shit-ton of cash out of her SoS post.

The charmless b#tch wouldn't have gotten anywhere without Bill.
And knowing that deep down must absolutely kill her.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2017 01:47 PM (NOIQH)

412 NGU... your opinion of Instapundit?? Serious question...
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (zSVEm)

Actually I have none. I have not been following it. Only so many hours in a day. I just bookmarked it and will follow it. Get back to me a few days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:47 PM (5y11N)

413 409 Barky IS lazy but he had lots of minions to do the work.Valerie Jarrett,currently in D coordinating the "resistance" against Trump at his behest...

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 01:48 PM (rmVvL)

414 374>
As a toothless hillbilly, I concur.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 24, 2017 01:48 PM (jAZR9)

415 362. She was disliked by half those who voted for her. I don't think that group wants to be continually reminded of her failure.

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2017 01:48 PM (53MZt)

416 My normal Amazon ad here has been replaced today by a Vimeo ad.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (giT7q)

Mine has been replaced by Christine Aguilera's tits.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 24, 2017 01:48 PM (QM5S2)

417 It's a black guy who appears to have declared himself "the new king of Charleston."

About time, your highness. Charleston's been in need of some firm royal correction for some time.

Posted by: Zod at August 24, 2017 01:48 PM (Bdeb0)

418 Holy shit, she's delusional. I'm pretty sure that if he wanted to sexually harass some woman, it wouldn't be that drunken, old hag. He can do a lot better.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 24, 2017 01:05 PM (+lVUW)

Exactly. There ain't enough bandwidth on the Internet to list all the women more appealing than Hillaroid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2017 01:49 PM (2le8w)

419 >>You think so?


Posted by: Elizabeth Warren


Piker!
Did you use your husband to launch a political career?
Did you not only tolerate mistresses, but demonize and harass them in order to maintain that politically-connected marriage?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2017 01:49 PM (NOIQH)

420 Donald Trump made her uncomfortable by standing close to her. She'd have gone into cardiac arrest had she been forced to confront someone like Putin or Assad.

Posted by: Neal F Hyde at August 24, 2017 01:49 PM (VWzSH)

421 I did, however, grip the microphone extra hard.
---

By "microphone" she means "imaginary penis," right?

And this whole scene turns into some sort of rape but not rape pron that she she really enjoys in the next paragraph, right?

/poor DJT. Hillary is having sex fantasies about him. That would really creep me out.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 01:49 PM (aT+Bx)

422 Oh, Charleston. I read Charlottsville. Moar coffee.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 24, 2017 01:50 PM (mcI77)

423
NR is saying that 'Trump can't win in a war onMcConnell'


Would that be the same Bitch McConnell that had to pathetically plead with his house colleeagues to not pass that POS empty healtcare bill in one of the most disgracful displays of weakness in congressional history

Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 01:50 PM (lKyWE)

424 I think they've officially jumped the shark. When you invoke Godwin's law on a national party level, you're pretty much out of arguments.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (INRVS)


Yes, but that won't stop them from running around with their hair on fire every time Trump so much as burps.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 24, 2017 01:50 PM (6kP6G)

425 Only one person reads her book. The poor, low-man on the totem pole at the NYTimes tasked with finding whatever insult against DJT can be gleaned from the steaming pile of ghost-written bromides that makes a Hillz publication, to incldue in the next day's headline: "New Revelations About Trump's _____________ (finances, daughter, hair, cat, etc....)

The chief use of her "books" is for foreign governments and DNC operatives to buy boxes of them to funnel money to the Clinton Crime Syndicate (above political contribution limits, while going completely under the radar about the source of donation). The books themselves sit unopened and unread in warehouses until mercifully disposed of.

And Dinesh D'Souza went to jail for giving a couple employees a few hundred bucks to donate to the GOP.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 24, 2017 01:50 PM (QtQaN)

426 I say again, without Bill, Hillary would be hoarding cats, working at the DMV...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:50 PM (zSVEm)

427 It's a black guy who appears to have declared himself "the new king of Charleston."

+++

So it's like Saturnalia

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 24, 2017 01:50 PM (/M6Zb)

428 I gripped the dildo extra hard.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 24, 2017 01:51 PM (vtcmf)

429 Sounds like the Charleston shooter is just randomly crazy. He entered a place and said "I'm the king of Charleston now" or some such, which says to me "The crack and the Mad-Dog have taken their toll and it's time to go out in a blaze of gunfire."

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 24, 2017 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

430 377 Fuckin Active Duty have no idea about the Reserves.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:41 PM (5y11N)

------------

When I was in the military, we kind of looked down on the reserves. Spent some time TDY evaluating them one time. Many of the units were as flakey as we thought they'd be, but there were a few that really did have their shit together. Very professional.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2017 01:51 PM (Fmupd)

431 What are the odds Trump later tweets that Hillary came over to his side of the stage?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 24, 2017 01:51 PM (7uYFy)

432 51 I white knuckled the mic as the orange scalp weaseled ,short fingered vulgarian crept up behind me...
Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 12:53 PM


The thoughts of those fingers exploring and probing, gently yet insistingly, I found both compelling and disturbing.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 24, 2017 01:51 PM (ctuyM)

433 417
It's a black guy who appears to have declared himself "the new king of Charleston."


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It's funny, but I'm guessing this guy's bed isn't in Charleston but in North Charleston.

In other words, he didn't live there, either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 24, 2017 01:52 PM (rF9rk)

434 I have decided to have an alcoholic beverage in the middle of the day. I will keep you updated on my progress.

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 01:52 PM (lwiT4)

435
Yeah that's my position on Trump. God used Cyrus to rebuild the temple; he used Herod to work out our salvation. Sometimes God uses very strange ways, and the glory is all to Him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August


...

It's crazy to me that while one would suspect Herrods Temple to be rejected by God as illegitimate, He actually uses it as the functioning temple throughout the NT; Jesus refers to it in many places as His Father's house. Stunning to me and encouraging.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 24, 2017 01:52 PM (Rpdqj)

436 >>>She didn't get the wonky eyes until a recent stroke.

Hillary combines the mental stability of Herbert Lom with the competence of Jacques Clouseau.

Why didn't we elect this genius?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2017 01:53 PM (/qEW2)

437 It doesn't matter anyway,the solution is more gun control.Always more gun control.

Posted by: steevy at August 24, 2017 01:53 PM (rmVvL)

438 >>429 Sounds like the Charleston shooter is just randomly crazy. He entered a place and said "I'm the king of Charleston now" or some such, which says to me "The crack and the Mad-Dog have taken their toll and it's time to go out in a blaze of gunfire." Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 24, 2017 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

That's okay. We all get one do-over.

Posted by: Zod at August 24, 2017 01:53 PM (Bdeb0)

439 412 NGU... your opinion of Instapundit?? Serious question...
Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:44 PM (zSVEm)

Actually I have none. I have not been following it. Only so many hours in a day. I just bookmarked it and will follow it. Get back to me a few days
Posted by: Nevergiveup



If you want real on the ground commentary I recommend Gorilla Pundit.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 24, 2017 01:54 PM (B9t7n)

440 What happened to her ass? When she first burst on the scene with that sex-tape, she had a wonderful ass. Yeah, it was a bit large, but perfectly shaped and proportioned. Nice rack, thin waist--a true hourglass. How did it get so huge? It's not like she gained 50 pounds.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 24, 2017 01:40 PM (7uYFy)

About 5 gallons of cottage cheese injections from the look of it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2017 01:54 PM (MBy/E)

441 One would think that the King of Charleston would have a few minions, toadies or men of hench to shoot up the local tourist haunts. What kind of a king has to do that kind of shit himself?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 01:54 PM (Mouru)

442 Every night, you climb into bed next to a naked Melania Knavs Trump, former fashion model, 36-25-36.

You need to hit on Hillary Rodham Clinton, former (and current) banshee, 32-38-42?

Posted by: zombie at August 24, 2017 01:54 PM (DQ4Fv)

443 434

I have decided to have an alcoholic beverage in the middle of the day. I will keep you updated on my progress.

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 01:52 PM (

Ah... " First we admits we have the problem..."

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 01:54 PM (zSVEm)

444 She's a miserable, loathsome person who is angry with the entire world if it's not licking her boots.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2017 01:54 PM (oVJmc)

445 You need to hit on Hillary Rodham Clinton, former (and current) banshee, 32-38-42?

Posted by: zombie at August 24, 2017 01:54 PM (DQ4Fv)
Well, how can any man resist that??

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2017 01:55 PM (a0IVu)

446 When I was in the military, we kind of looked down on the reserves. Spent some time TDY evaluating them one time. Many of the units were as flakey as we thought they'd be, but there were a few that really did have their shit together. Very professional.
Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2017 01:51 PM (Fmupd)

There is an Active Duty Ship requesting our help and I have to write the Orders and of course it is near the end of the Fiscal Year so it's getting late early. I have the people, funding, and logistic lines up and they can't get back to me to confirm. Pisses me off.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2017 01:55 PM (5y11N)

447 Just saw, via a rare visit to twitchy...Guzzler's Travels.

lolz.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 24, 2017 01:55 PM (DQdye)

448 >>It's crazy to me that while one would suspect Herrods Temple to be rejected by God as illegitimate, He actually uses it as the functioning temple throughout the NT; Jesus refers to it in many places as His Father's house. Stunning to me and encouraging. Posted by: TexasDan at August 24, 2017 01:52 PM (Rpdqj)

God leased Herod's Temple from Crom, who holds the title to same. The New Testament doesn't discuss this, because the place was left a mess, and God did not get his deposit back.

Posted by: Zod at August 24, 2017 01:55 PM (Bdeb0)

449 It's crazy to me that while one would suspect Herrods Temple to be rejected by God as illegitimate,


Illegitimate? The Food Hall on the first floor is incredible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 01:56 PM (Mouru)

450 445 You need to hit on Hillary Rodham Clinton, former (and current) banshee, 32-38-42?

Posted by: zombie at August 24, 2017 01:54 PM (DQ4Fv)
Well, how can any man resist that??
Posted by: IC at August 24, 2017 01:55 PM (a0IVu)



The Coke bottle build drives guys wild.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 24, 2017 01:56 PM (SRKgf)

451
You need to hit on Hillary Rodham Clinton, former (and current) banshee, 32-38-42?


42? Her *ankles* are 42.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2017 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

452 the male gaze is forever threatening to land upon leftwing females and landing upon actual feminine females.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 24, 2017 01:57 PM (DQdye)

453 OT: A possibly irrelevant quote from Frenchperson M. Gustave Le Bon who originated the concept of crowd psychology as well as theories of the soul of racial (ethnic) nationality (both influential for many 20th century people you probably don't think well of) as translated:

"The presence, in the midst of a people, of foreigners even in small numbers, is sufficient to affect its soul; since it causes it to lose its capacity for defending the characteristics of its race, the monuments of its history, and the achievements of its ancestors."

Posted by: RioBravo at August 24, 2017 01:57 PM (giT7q)

454 It doesn't really matter how many bills the House
passes if the Senate won't do the same. I don't see how that makes it
Ryan's fault but if some want to hate on him ok. Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 01:40 PM (/tuJf)
=====

Last time, I promise. Ryan had the juice to get his way on a lot but decided, for whatever reason, to sit on his laurels as 'budget guru' rather than rolling up his sleeves and clearing out the brush so the (R)s could focus on the trees to trim.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 24, 2017 01:57 PM (MIKMs)

455 >>42? Her *ankles* are 42. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2017 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

And she probably has Fred Flintstone toes.

Posted by: Zod at August 24, 2017 01:57 PM (Bdeb0)

456 You could not create a better character to illustrate just how hollow feminism is.
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My femininity is very hollow. You could fit a fleet of Mack trucks in it.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 24, 2017 01:57 PM (JrxVL)

457 Hillary Clinton: wise as the dove and gentle as the snake.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2017 01:57 PM (BWL+E)

458
I say again, without Bill, Hillary would be hoarding cats, working at the DMV...
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Um... no.

As soon as someone opened the door, we'd run away and re-home ourselves.


Posted by: cats around the world at August 24, 2017 01:58 PM (aT+Bx)

459 I have decided to have an alcoholic beverage in the middle of the day. I will keep you updated on my progress.



Posted by: grammie winger

Me too grammie. Needed to come home and take a break. Mail brought me an ambiguous letter from Macy's regarding the fraud last year. Spent 45 mins. on phone with them. So I got that going for me.

Posted by: Infidel at August 24, 2017 01:58 PM (5Xc/W)

460 And yet, in his district, 80% I'm sure. No matter how loathsome and miserable these guys are, they keep getting reelected.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:46 PM (39g3+)

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Nope. A commenter had it right upthread. 18% in Kentucky. And senators are voted in statewide votes, not districts.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2017 01:58 PM (Fmupd)

461 It's crazy to me that while one would suspect Herrods Temple to be rejected by God as illegitimate

Herod was a strange mix of monster and genius, he was a great administrator and leader, architect and thinker, but also a horrific human being of tremendous evil. His kids were even worse. Kinda like the Nazis: horrible evil but great fashion sense and architectural ideas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:58 PM (39g3+)

462 Her audio book voice has all the easy, engaging warmth of the electronic voice alert in my dad's old '84 Chrysler.

Posted by: Chris at August 24, 2017 01:59 PM (2X081)

463 444 She's a miserable, loathsome person who is angry with the entire world if it's not licking her boots.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



No matter how many excuses she makes, every day there are still some very very angry State actors that want to know what happened to their money. So there's that.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 24, 2017 01:59 PM (B9t7n)

464 I have decided to have an alcoholic beverage in the middle of the day. I will keep you updated on my progress.

Posted by: grammie winger



This is an example of the kind of innovative thinking that is to be encouraged on the blog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 01:59 PM (Mouru)

465 Look, Hillary is friends with George Soros.

Can't he buy her a dictatorship somewhere to get her out of our hair?

How about Queen of Haiti?

Or Dear Leader of Swaziland?

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 02:00 PM (aT+Bx)

466 Kinda like the Nazis: horrible evil but great fashion sense and architectural ideas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:58 PM (39g3+)
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Kind of like Cecile Richards, but with a two-year window.

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 02:00 PM (lwiT4)

467 She's a miserable, loathsome person who is angry with the entire world if it's not licking her boots.
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I'd add mentally ill to that list. Just to be thorough.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 02:00 PM (aT+Bx)

468 Look, Hillary is friends with George Soros.

Can't he buy her a dictatorship somewhere to get her out of our hair?

How about Queen of Haiti?

Or Dear Leader of Swaziland?



Transylvania would be a nice fit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2017 02:01 PM (Mouru)

469 468. Yeah....let her TRY her shit in Romania.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 02:01 PM (fA1SL)

470 God leased Herod's Temple from Crom, who holds the title to same. The New Testament doesn't discuss this, because the place was left a mess, and God did not get his deposit back.
Posted by: Zod at August 24, 2017 01:55

...

So God sent the Romans to level the place because He lost his deposit?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 24, 2017 02:01 PM (Rpdqj)

471
How about Queen of Haiti?

Or Dear Leader of Swaziland?


Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 02:00 PM (aT+Bx)
===========================

I'd give her Lappland. Not quite a country but they do wear a lot of muffs.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 02:01 PM (lwiT4)

472 "I know you love to intimidate women, but you can't intimidate me, so back up."

Well, obviously, she was intimidated. Sheesh! Well, a) Trump scowls that way at everybody, and, b) weren't the same complaints made about McCain after his debate with Obama about how he invaded Obama's personal space on the stage?

Posted by: sillyme at August 24, 2017 02:02 PM (KUvNe)

473 OT: Here's the selfie-filled Facebook page of the antifa turd who punched a black conservative guy in Phoenix.

https://www.facebook.com/rich.losey.7

Dude does like his selfies. Mega dooouuuuche.

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2017 02:02 PM (8b+oT)

474 I managed to lose despite fucking over my own party and being fed the answers to the debates.

Sooooooo, Imma gonna blame everything else on the planet for the loss.

Posted by: empress mommom at August 24, 2017 02:02 PM (326rv)

475 >>> I have decided to have an alcoholic beverage in the middle of the day. I will keep you updated on my progress.

Does it have electrolytes?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2017 02:03 PM (f2o6L)

476
Has anyone noted that Frau Gruppencankles will never be President of the United States?

Just want to be sure that got out there.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2017 02:03 PM (iFZVz)

477 This weeks' theme seems to be water. Hydration, boats, category threes, Hillarys' bloated ankles. I guess I should shut up and eat my pine cone.

Posted by: Corona at August 24, 2017 02:03 PM (XOh6e)

478 464 I have decided to have an alcoholic beverage in the middle of the day. I will keep you updated on my progress.

Posted by: grammie winger


This is an example of the kind of innovative thinking that is to be encouraged on the blog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August

...

It's just shameless sucking up in hopes of reaching Cobb status.


Reverse virtue signalling, if you will.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 24, 2017 02:03 PM (Rpdqj)

479 That last book quote is such a raging load of bullshit. What handler told her this was a good idea?

I will never buy a book from that publisher again, for sure. If THIS is the bunk they think is worth spending their profits on, count me out.

Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2017 02:03 PM (xttKs)

480 I'd give her Lappland. Not quite a country but they do wear a lot of muffs.

I denounce myself.
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I see it's kickin in.....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 24, 2017 02:03 PM (JrxVL)

481
42? Her *ankles* are 42.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 24, 2017 01:56 PM (oVJmc)


42 tons is her displacment when she's in the water

Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 02:03 PM (lKyWE)

482 @461

It's always difficult to judge ancient historical figures based on modern standards of morality and decorum.

The civilizing force of Christianity had not begun sweep the world.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 24, 2017 02:04 PM (ynru9)

483 Recently, I was on an interview board to select an individual for a position from 5 candidates. The ratings came in very close but we happened to select a male that had way more experience and gave a better interview than the other four. One of the candidates was a female who came in rated #2. She has filed a complaint against us citing age and gender discrimination. WTF?

All of our documents were reviewed and deemed totally appropriate. She won't give it up. A young HRC in the making.

Posted by: Cheri at August 24, 2017 02:04 PM (oiNtH)

484 When I was in the military, we kind of looked down
on the reserves. Spent some time TDY evaluating them one time. Many of
the units were as flakey as we thought they'd be, but there were a few
that really did have their shit together. Very professional.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2017 01:51 PM (Fmupd)

When I was the Air Force, we had "Reserve Weekends" which was when random ANG and AFR units would come to base to work alongside and train with us. We dreaded these, because a LOT of those units were very poorly run. Some were better, some worse, but mostly we saw varying degrees of badly organized, poorly trained, lazy and over all screwed up. You could look forward to 48 hours of babysitting, doing work over, rushing around fixing messes and trying not to let them kill themselves.
Except one, and I remember them still because of how good they were. The ANG unit out of Newburgh NY. Those guys were sharp, ate up motivated and knew their stuff. We loved when they came to visit. We could practically take the weekend off, they could almost run the port without us. Good group of guys too.
This was a long time ago now but I hope they're still keeping that up.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 24, 2017 02:04 PM (INRVS)

485 Her audio book voice has all the easy, engaging warmth of the electronic voice alert in my dad's old '84 Chrysler.



"You're door is ajar. You're door is ajar"

How TF is my door a jar? It's a f'n door!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2017 02:04 PM (x4kJD)

486 reminds me also of the guy who noticed that HRC's other book was least read book on amazon due to the excerpts posted on amazon. Wonder how unread this book will be.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 24, 2017 02:04 PM (DQdye)

487 Does it have electrolytes?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2017 02:03 PM (f2o6L)
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I'm looking at the small print on the Bombay Sapphire bottle..... hard to read

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 02:04 PM (lwiT4)

488 Reverse virtue signalling, if you will.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 24, 2017 02:03 PM (Rpdqj)
I'm just jealous of Grammie...having mid day drinkies sounds lovely.

Posted by: IC at August 24, 2017 02:04 PM (a0IVu)

489 Dang it, now I want a drink too. Maybe my boss won't mind...

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 24, 2017 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

490 From the link: "There have even been suggestions that she move overseas for a couple of years."
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I recommend Haiti.

They LOVE her there.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 24, 2017 02:04 PM (2wRtc)

491 Grammie's hit the gin a bit early!
This should be fun.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 02:05 PM (fA1SL)

492 Poor Hillary, her real support went down every time she appeared in public and paid insider MSM would jigger the poll numbers a little more.

What was surprising, with more registered voters than eligible adults in the country, is she lost beyond the margin of fraud.

If they moved some of the California ballet box stuffers to other states they might have been able to pull it off.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 24, 2017 02:05 PM (IWbvi)

493
I have decided to have an alcoholic beverage in the middle of the day. I will keep you updated on my progress.

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 01:52 PM (lwiT4)

Wait. Don't drink alone. I've heard that's bad.

Though after looking at the picture of Christine Aguilera I'm kinda in the mood for a glass of milk. Maybe with a little Kahlua in it. Most likely with a lot of Kahlua in it.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 24, 2017 02:05 PM (EgwCt)

494 Everything before the word but is a lie.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 24, 2017 02:05 PM (Vzqe+)

495 Herod was a strange mix of monster and genius, he was a great administrator and leader, architect and thinker, but also a horrific human being of tremendous evil. His kids were even worse. Kinda like the Nazis: horrible evil but great fashion sense and architectural ideas.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:58 PM (39g3+)
Herrod also was not a descendant of Jacob, but of Esau or at least he was from Edom which the jews rejected as being part of the 12 tribes. That added to the illigitimacy.

Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2017 02:05 PM (wZuWv)

496 Herod was a strange mix of monster and genius, he was a great administrator and leader, architect and thinker, but also a horrific human being of tremendous evil. His kids were even worse. Kinda like the Nazis: horrible evil but great fashion sense and architectural ideas.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:58 PM (39g3+)
Herrod also was not a descendant of Jacob, but of Esau or at least he was from Edom which the jews rejected as being part of the 12 tribes. That added to the illegitimacy.

Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2017 02:05 PM (wZuWv)

497 The Coke bottle build drives guys wild.
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How *you* doin'?

Posted by: coke zero at August 24, 2017 02:05 PM (mJ8mX)

498 Not to mention that I - happen to have happy female bits myself

Posted by: Cheri at August 24, 2017 02:06 PM (oiNtH)

499 What keeps Hillary so squeaky clean? Snails. Clean as a fish tank.

Posted by: Corona at August 24, 2017 02:06 PM (XOh6e)

500 Dude does like his selfies. Mega dooouuuuche.
Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2017 02:02 PM (8b+oT)

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Even worse, most of the selfies have the camera (hand-held computer) in them. That should be reserved for pickup sites. Idiot needs to get on a stick.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 24, 2017 02:06 PM (giT7q)

501
Her audio book voice has all the easy, engaging warmth of the electronic voice alert in my dad's old '84 Chrysler.

It reminds me of the old automated voice you got when you called the number for the correct time

Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 24, 2017 02:06 PM (lKyWE)

502 487. All those herbs and such - hell, it's practically a health-food, nay - a superfood!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 24, 2017 02:06 PM (fA1SL)

503
THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE PROBABLY GRIPS A PENIS THE SAME WAY.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at August 24, 2017 12:56 PM (Fmupd)


She hasn't gripped a penis since Chelsea was conceived.....

Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2017 02:06 PM (xttKs)

504 I'm looking at the small print on the Bombay Sapphire bottle
==

Bombay Sapphire: It's got what plants crave.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 24, 2017 02:06 PM (PXbkt)

505 Interstate flight to avoid prosecution isn't really something the Justice department should get involved in.

Posted by: Jeff "Bedtime" Sessions at August 24, 2017 02:06 PM (B9t7n)

506 >>Last time, I promise. Ryan had the juice to get his way on a lot but decided, for whatever reason, to sit on his laurels as 'budget guru' rather than rolling up his sleeves and clearing out the brush so the (R)s could focus on the trees to trim.

I'm not sure what you mean. Ryan pledged to return the House to regular order and pass individual spending bills created at the committee level instead of doing a CR cram down from the top and that's what he's done.

They have passed some of the spending bills already including the military which includes the funding for the wall. They probably would have passed all 12 by now but there is still a fight between moderates and conservatives over the size of spending cuts in domestic programs.

Individual spending bills take longer than a CR but this is what most of us wanted. I reserve my anger and disgust for those Republicans who won't cut spending but to each his or her own.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2017 02:08 PM (/tuJf)

507 If being Hillary Clinton means that you get to seduce Christina Aguilera, then God please change me into Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2017 02:08 PM (/qEW2)

508
494 Everything before the word but is a lie.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 24, 2017 02:05 PM (Vzqe+)








Horseshit, the word I used was horseshit.

Posted by: Zombie Ned Stark at August 24, 2017 02:08 PM (iFZVz)

509 OT: Here's the selfie-filled Facebook page of the antifa turd who punched a black conservative guy in Phoenix.

https://www.facebook.com/rich.losey.7

Dude does like his selfies. Mega dooouuuuche.


Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2017 02:02 PM (8b+oT)
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I like how they arrested him as he was buying his bus ticket to go home - geez what a low rent rent-a-mob they go coast to coast on a bus. Not good enough for even coach/standby on Untied

Posted by: Boots at August 24, 2017 02:08 PM (EBwPV)

510 487

Does it have electrolytes?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2017 02:03 PM (f2o6L)
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I'm looking at the small print on the Bombay Sapphire bottle..... hard to read
Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 02:04

The good stuff...... not ValuRite...

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2017 02:09 PM (zSVEm)

511 Everybody seems to forget about us. Even her occasionally. We were the ones doing all the work.

Posted by: Hillary!s shoes at August 24, 2017 02:09 PM (HgMAr)

512 NOOD WSJ dressdown.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2017 02:09 PM (/qEW2)

513
Her audio book voice has all the easy, engaging warmth of the electronic voice alert in my dad's old '84 Chrysler.







"You're door is ajar. You're door is ajar"



How TF is my door a jar? It's a f'n door!
---

hahahaha!

My Dad had the same Chrysler that did the same thing, and we had the same conversation.

However, it was an ongoing joke, whereas audio Hillary would be more like listening to a bagpipe cassette tape that was caught in the mechanism and in the process of being torn apart.

Posted by: shibumi at August 24, 2017 02:09 PM (aT+Bx)

514 Grammie's hit the gin a bit early!
This should be fun.



Just a nip of cooking sherry.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2017 02:09 PM (x4kJD)

515
Herod was a strange mix of monster and genius, he was a great administrator and leader, architect and thinker, but also a horrific human being of tremendous evil. His kids were even worse. Kinda like the Nazis: horrible evil but great fashion sense and architectural ideas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August

...

I think with all the other temples and obviously the Tabernacle we have records of the moment when His glory fell and filled the place. Clearly we jump over in the inter testamental period to just after the temple has been completed. But I imagine it's safe to assume that Herods temple never got filled with the Glory.

And almost had a statue of Zeus installed. I think the results there would have been popcorn worthy.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 24, 2017 02:09 PM (Rpdqj)

516 I'm just jealous of Grammie...having mid day drinkies sounds lovely.


Posted by: IC at August 24, 2017 02:04 PM (a0IVu)
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I'm celebrating the end of my summer break. Monday, my daughter goes back to teaching at the college, so I go back to grandma duty. I wish she'd quit her job. Since she won't, I am forced to drink. Not my fault. She's practically breathing down my neck. So I have to grip the bottle just a little tighter.

Posted by: grammie winger, It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw at August 24, 2017 02:10 PM (lwiT4)

517 Nood

Posted by: dagny at August 24, 2017 02:10 PM (wZuWv)

518 You're behind in your payments.

Posted by: roman legions collection agency at August 24, 2017 02:10 PM (mJ8mX)

519 >>>I'm looking at the small print on the Bombay Sapphire bottle..... hard to read

Better just make a pitcher of rickeys to be safe.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 24, 2017 02:11 PM (f2o6L)

520 yo

Posted by: Ralph at August 24, 2017 02:12 PM (LGBxH)

521 The book is just the Clinton Machine trying to squeeze every last cent out of the Democrats that still "believe in Her."

--

I also think it has every bit to do with her, personally, not coming to grips with the fact that she lost to Trump. She simply can't let it go. I hope it consumes her days and nights til her every waking minute is filled with the truth that she lost to this man she hates so very much. I hope it eats at every rotten corpuscle in her body.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 24, 2017 02:13 PM (mQ0Mc)

522 Admitting you are a pussy and can not stand the heat is now somehow a value of someone we want to elect to be president?




Not well thought out on her part. No Surprise.

Posted by: Ralph at August 24, 2017 02:13 PM (LGBxH)

523 When I was in the military, we kind of looked down
on the reserves. Spent some time TDY evaluating them one time. Many of
the units were as flakey as we thought they'd be, but there were a few
that really did have their shit together. Very professional.

Posted by: Soona

When I was Marine Reserves, we got shipped to Camp Pendleton to set up a bulk fuel farm. The regulars were assigned to be aggressors and were supposed to overrun us. They kept failing. One night, one o the other reserve units followed the aggressors back to their camp, and shot the shit out of them (blanks). They followed up this performance by stealing and hiding one of their jeeps. Their commanding officers' jeep.

They finally 'won' by rolling in tanks (M-60s). We had no anti-armor, so we contented ourselves with throwing crap at the butterbars riding in the tank cupolas.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 24, 2017 02:15 PM (326rv)

524 406 Yesterday, the turtle was holding firm at 18%.

And yet, in his district, 80% I'm sure. No matter how loathsome and miserable these guys are, they keep getting reelected.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 01:46 PM (39g3+)

**************************

Senator is a state wide office.

Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at August 24, 2017 02:16 PM (lZaEn)

525 I will never buy a book from that publisher again, for sure. If THIS is the bunk they think is worth spending their profits on, count me out.

Hey, fiction is a perfectly proper book publishing endeavor!

But I imagine it's safe to assume that Herods temple never got filled with the Glory.

Yeah I think it had all the structure but none of the presence. Jesus referred to it as God's temple out of its use and function, not God being there with any special presence. Until He walked in the first time

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 24, 2017 02:16 PM (39g3+)

526
You need to hit on Hillary Rodham Clinton, former (and current) banshee, 32-38-42?
____________________

I'd hit me....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 24, 2017 02:21 PM (j/Mlu)

527 If she had gripped Bill's mic extra hard, we wouldn't have had Monica.

I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Posted by: Jasper at August 24, 2017 02:23 PM (wqYE/)

528 That picture of the Hildabeast eyeballing Aguilera's sweater puppies is truly creepy. Reminds me of this old picture I saw long ago of the comedian Zero Mostel eyeballing Shirley Temple's boobs at some Hollywood function. (It should be noted that Temple was all grown up by this time and did indeed have a nice rack.)

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at August 24, 2017 02:24 PM (RxCVB)

529 Even worse, most of the selfies have the camera (hand-held computer) in them. That should be reserved for pickup sites. Idiot needs to get on a stick.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 24, 2017 02:06 PM (giT7q)

Link didn't work for me. And I'm not too motivated to figure out why. Because, assBook.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2017 02:31 PM (2le8w)

530 She hasn't gripped a penis since Chelsea was conceived.....

Posted by: Sponge
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Your gonna need Webb Hubble to confirm that.

Posted by: Dang at August 24, 2017 02:54 PM (8b+oT)

531 I'm sure Hillary Clinton, a strong and stable woman...

As strong and as stable as the nearest bollard.

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2017 03:06 PM (2z74n)

532 Not that anything I sent her would ever reach her, but if it could I would send Hillary this book-Forgive and Forget- Healing the hurts We Didn't Deserve- by Lewis Smedes- He died in 2002, was a Christian and a seminary professor Best book on forgiveness I've ever read. No doubt Hillary has done things she needs to be forgiven for, but I expect there are many hurts in her past that she didn't deserve, and by now she's had years to become warped and bitter.

(many) Excerpts:

http://tinyurl.com/ydedtfsv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2017 03:07 PM (iVOAv)

533 GRRL Power!

That can beat up multiple bad white guys with kungfu stunts.

Yet they remain scared of having the pussy grabbed even if . . . no one wants to grab it.

Posted by: Don at August 24, 2017 03:17 PM (Q2pWM)

534 Time to correct another myth. Trump was not stalking her at all. Check out the CSPAN video of the debate, still available on Comcast OnDemand I think, and it is clear that Trump is merely returning to his podium. The setup of the stage and cameras and audience made it look like he was following her.
I first noticed this when I thought I saw Trump reading Hillary's notes.

Posted by: MikeN at August 24, 2017 03:18 PM (o/eHL)

535 Montage of lib-turds declaring that Trump will not be POTUS.
http://tinyurl.com/y72gr94e

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 24, 2017 03:31 PM (JNTt1)

536 Hillary is so butt ugly that Trump wouldn't touch her with his buddy's ten foot "pole". She has delusions of "hotness".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 24, 2017 04:16 PM (Sda6L)

537 Me: Never, in a hundred-billion years, would Hillary ever be stupid enough to bring up the subject of men groping women.

Hillary: Hold my beer.

Posted by: franksalterego at August 24, 2017 04:47 PM (3cq8T)

538 Hillary is admitting she's guilty of manrape; in fact, a lifetime of dealing with 'difficult men' trying to throw her off.

Posted by: Webb Hubbel wasn't able to throw her off at August 24, 2017 04:51 PM (EATOD)

539 I'm just going to ignore her.

Posted by: m at August 24, 2017 04:55 PM (p6cpl)

540 I laughed so hard I scared the dog. 'breath-raped' is the funniest phrase I've read in a long time....and I am a long-time reader of Ace. Ace, sometimes your words are golden!

Posted by: Teri at August 24, 2017 05:32 PM (dmBaJ)

541 I was having dinner…in London…when eventually he got, as the Europeans always do, to the part about "Your country’s never been invaded."

Posted by: Weirddave at August 25, 2017 12:22 AM (P5U01)

542 HE WAS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK, SO I ASKED THE AUDIENCE WHAT TO DO. THEY SAID, YOU GO GIRL! I GRABBED IT EXTRA HARD, PUT IT TO MY MOUTH AND...

OMG! OMG! What's happening? What is she doing to the microphone? Jeez, that gives a whole new meaning to "Wag the Dog". Bill! Stop jerkin' off and control your woman! You denied her this and now we have to pay for it. Our eyes will never be the same.

Posted by: Tom in NC at August 25, 2017 04:21 PM (Ox+HF)

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Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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