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You Are Not My Opponent

To the woman who passed me on the highway the other day. Thank you for the stare. Was the stare part of your "Virtue Signaling" to a deplorable like me? Yes, I noticed the bumper stickers on your newer Subaru.

Nice bumper stickers by the way. RESIST and Make America Green Again

May I ask you a few questions? Just what the hell do you mean by resist? I take it you don't care for the POTUS. Tough. Our country is a representative democracy. You win some, you lose some.

Resist? What? Are you not paying income taxes? Did you walk out of Nordstrom's without coughing up your sales tax. Did you tell the State of WI to buzz off you're not paying state income tax? After all WI is run by Republicans and our state voted for Trump.

Resist? Like the Democrat State Senators who ran away from WI to Illinois and hid like children who didn't get their way.

Resist? You mean bring a gun to knife fight as our former president once muttered?


Did you stare at me because of my 20 year old truck with the NRA sticker on the back? Funny how you believe in "Freedom of Choice". Which by the way is not in the Constitution but my rights to own guns are. Why is it always "choice" for the things you approve of? While it is not freedom of choice for those who do not agree with you?

Your moral superiority is nauseating.

The bumper sticker, "Make America Green Again". Did it make you feel good to place it on your bumper? What does it mean? Funny that sticker wasn't on the rear flank of your horse as you plodded your way down the highway.

So are we to do away with highways? Cars? Power plants? I bet our country is greener now than when you were born.

Green? Should we live off the earth? Furs to keep warm? Your friends at PETA pretty much said fur is dead. Meat is murder. So how do we farm without diesel fuel, gasoline?

You believe "We are the world". But how do you propose that we feed the world without any type of environmental impact?

No, you didn't think that sticker through did you?

Your polite virtue signaling is just the tip of the iceberg of a vile and despicable political philosophy.

All of my life I've considered those of opposing views my opponents. No more. You are not my opponent. You are my enemy and I want to see your political philosophy crushed and destroyed. As Andrew Breitbart said, Fuck You. War.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:34 PM




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1
She's better than you.

She's a Good Person.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:35 PM (YaAiU)

2 I just got to see a Pat driving a Kia cutting people off and speeding and slowing down to prevent other calm drivers from passing or merging. She had "the Christian right is neither" on her bumper.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 22, 2017 08:36 PM (BcxjQ)

3 I just got to see a Pat driving a Kia cutting people off and speeding and slowing down to prevent other calm drivers from passing or merging. She had "the Christian right is neither" on her bumper.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 22, 2017 08:36 PM (BcxjQ)


People with lefty bumperstickers are the worst flipping drivers in the world.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)

4 Mean people suck and must be resisted!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 08:37 PM (Nwg0u)

5
Couldn't have phrased it better myself, sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:38 PM (mbhDw)

6 Woo hoo. Top ten

Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:38 PM (/ocGl)

7 Yes. They are full of hate for the likes of us.

Feel free to repay them any way you can.

No quarter asked and none will be given.

War.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2017 08:38 PM (5VlCp)

8 There seems to be something in a person's mindset that it's not sporting to criticise someone else's culture; one must criticise one's own.

But at the same time the tribalist instinct is too strong.

So the Leftists have formed their own tribe, and castigate those who don't hold to all their (shifting) tenets, because deep down they see you as outsiders; yet still they pose as bravely correcting their own side.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 08:38 PM (6FqZa)

9 Well done MH, well done!

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 08:38 PM (79p/O)

10

I'm gonna get a bumper sticker:

I Hate The Haters Who Hate The Haters

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:39 PM (YaAiU)

11 Green? Should we live off the earth? Furs to keep warm?
======================


We get a lot of three dog nights here.

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 08:39 PM (lwiT4)

12 "the Christian right is neither"

Judgey! Hypocrites! Not like us! They're bigots who... despise the Other...

Hypocrites!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 08:39 PM (6FqZa)

13 great job, mh. couldn't have said it better myself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2017 08:39 PM (KP5rU)

14 Old and busted: Coexist. New hotness: RESIST!

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 22, 2017 08:39 PM (Zd2ZF)

15 Subaru. Probably a lesbian.

Posted by: mark1971 at August 22, 2017 08:40 PM (xPl2J)

16 Ah yes, Wisconsin, land of the Freedom From Religion Foundation and Freethinkers Hall. I'm guessing you are near Madison, or as we called it, Moscow on Mendota.

You have to admit, that, while being a bunch of pussyhat wearing idiots, they are VERY inclusive of the reality-challenged and the makers of bumper sticker platitudes.

My personal favorite was from the FFRF: Be good for goodness sake. So, the followup question is always, "So, what is good, exactly, once you have decided there is no measure of it?"

**crickets**

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 22, 2017 08:40 PM (NXsWM)

17 All of my life I've considered those of opposing views my opponents. No
more. You are not my opponent. You are my enemy and I want to see your
political philosophy crushed and destroyed. As Andrew Breitbart said, Fuck You. War.

--

Yeah, that's pretty much where my needle is pegged. Didn't used to be. It it now.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2017 08:40 PM (mQ0Mc)

18 FBN Kennedy and Perino believe Jeff Flake is not establishment.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 08:40 PM (mcI77)

19 Subaru. Probably a lesbian.
Posted by: mark1971

In comfortable shoes.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 08:40 PM (79p/O)

20 so i take it she was not pretty.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 22, 2017 08:40 PM (AxFdW)

21 'People with lefty bumperstickers are the worst flipping drivers in the world.'


That is true. At least it gives you an indication to expect them to do something dumb.

I wish I had a suction cup dart gun mounted in the front of my truck that shoots darts with little flags that say "Dumbass" on them.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2017 08:41 PM (BO/km)

22 Bet she tips cows.

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 08:41 PM (lwiT4)

23 Thanks, Mis Hum. You are dead on.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 22, 2017 08:41 PM (FTXAT)

24 I think you're cool, MisHum.

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 08:41 PM (y1JfG)

25 2: she/he seems nice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2017 08:41 PM (KP5rU)

26
I'm gonna get a bumper sticker:

I Hate The Haters Who Hate The Haters
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:39 PM (YaAiU)

My father had one on his car that I dearly loved.

Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales.

I still don't know what in hell it really meant....

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 22, 2017 08:42 PM (NXsWM)

27 Make Bratwurst Great Again!

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 08:42 PM (lwiT4)

28 I wonder how many liberal women are supporting themselves. My wager is 90% of them married a good earner and now feel guilty or get at least some government support.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 22, 2017 08:42 PM (eASYU)

29 The Entitlement-Grievance Class.

Posted by: navybrat at August 22, 2017 08:43 PM (w7KSn)

30 19 Subaru. Probably a lesbian.
Posted by: mark1971

In comfortable shoes.
Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 08:40 PM (79p/O)

Kinda hairy, kinda squatchy. Resting bitch face.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 22, 2017 08:43 PM (NXsWM)

31 FBN Kennedy and Perino believe Jeff Flake is not establishment.



Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 08:40 PM (mcI77)


Kennedy and Perino are mis-believing.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 22, 2017 08:43 PM (FTXAT)

32
Brought over from the last thread...

403
A presumptive leftist who engaged Mike Rowe on Facebook included this howler in his screed, One of the tenants of white nationalism is that college educated people are academic elitests.

What a maroon. There's no smart like "college smart"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2017 08:43 PM (pNxlR)

33 Our country is a representative democracy.

I thought it was a Constitutional Republic, but I guess that horse has already left the barn. Today we are closer to a pure democracy than the Founders ever intended or wanted.

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2017 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

34 30. Whatcha got there sounds like a CHB. They're pretty awful.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 08:43 PM (fA1SL)

35 19 Subaru. Probably a lesbian.
Posted by: mark1971

In comfortable shoes.
Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 08:40 PM (79p/O)

Kinda hairy, kinda squatchy. Resting bitch face.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Wearing flannel in the middle of August.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 08:44 PM (79p/O)

36 Leftist women with bumper stickers covering their trashy little rarely pass anyone around here because they're driving 40 mph on the freeway while straddling two lanes.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 22, 2017 08:44 PM (nvMvs)

37 FBN Kennedy and Perino believe Jeff Flake is not establishment.






Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 08:40 PM (mcI77)


Kennedy and Perino are mis-believing.


Posted by: redbanzai at August 22, 2017 08:43 PM (FTXAT)


They must have missed his statements calling us nativist h8rs

Posted by: redbanzai at August 22, 2017 08:44 PM (FTXAT)

38 If it was a Subaru, it probably had two grumpy girls and one huge intact male dog. At least in Madison. In my experience.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 22, 2017 08:44 PM (NXsWM)

39 Not all Subie owners are lez. Like the bumper stickers though it is a good indicator of what to expect.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2017 08:44 PM (BO/km)

40
I wonder how many liberal women are supporting themselves. My wager is
90% of them married a good earner and now feel guilty or get at least
some government support.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 22, 2017 08:42 PM (eASYU)
=======================

I think a good number are unmarried lesbians. Or women who think family is secondary to politics. Or librarians.

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 08:44 PM (lwiT4)

41 +1000 OP.
Well said.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 22, 2017 08:44 PM (hVdx9)

42 Ah, Subaru. Liz Warren haircut maybe?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 22, 2017 08:44 PM (O5Q3r)

43 Ha! I have a "Resist" bumper sticker on my Subaru but it's Thomas Paine (T-Pain).

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B073V4TY8X

I put it on during the previous administration.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 22, 2017 08:44 PM (QGoUX)

44 We are the same person MH.

My crazy bitch side wants to run over their cars with a big tractor.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 08:44 PM (Ri/rl)

45 Bet she tips cows.



Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 08:41 PM



Cows deserve it. Making milk is a lot of work.

Posted by: huerfano at August 22, 2017 08:45 PM (TO4Og)

46
30 19 Subaru. Probably a lesbian.
Posted by: mark1971

In comfortable shoes.
Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 08:40 PM (79p/O)

Kinda hairy, kinda squatchy. Resting bitch face.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 22, 2017 08:43 PM (NXsWM)


Her abused "spouse" no doubt was bound and gagged and in the 'buru's trunk.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2017 08:45 PM (pNxlR)

47 Wearing flannel in the middle of August.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 08:44 PM (79p/O)
======================

Well, Wisconsin so, yeah

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 08:45 PM (lwiT4)

48 >>Our country is a representative democracy.

>>I thought it was a Constitutional Republic

Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 08:45 PM (/tuJf)

49 This is very timely.

Just tonight on the way home from the store I pulled up behind a hybrid Honda with this bumper sticker: If you eat meat, you are not a real environmentalist.

The license plate was Go Veg.


Too much to unravel there from this representative of The Party Of "Science."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 22, 2017 08:45 PM (2VN2E)

50 Judgey! Hypocrites! Not like us! They're bigots who... despise the Other...
==

If you haven't read it already, this is a pretty good analysis of the phenomenon (by a liberal):

http://tinyurl.com/pv4t4uv

And my hypothesis, stated plainly, is that if you're part of the Blue Tribe, then your outgroup isn't al-Qaeda, or Muslims, or blacks, or gays, or transpeople, or Jews, or atheists -- it's the Red Tribe.

(Warning: It's as long as a movie review.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 22, 2017 08:46 PM (10LGw)

51 All of my life I've considered those of opposing views my opponents. No more. You are not my opponent. You are my enemy and I want to see your political philosophy crushed and destroyed. As Andrew Breitbart said, Fuck You. War.

-
I think the biggest change since The Won was elected is that while formerly the right thought the left was wrong and theh thought we were evil, we now think they're evil.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 08:46 PM (Nwg0u)

52 I had one bumper sticker once:

Moonshine
If it wasn't so good
They wouldn't chase us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 22, 2017 08:46 PM (BcxjQ)

53 So how do we farm without diesel fuel, gasoline?

Same way they did before the Industrial Revolution: Forced labor, i.e. slavery.

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2017 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

54 OT
I was treated to a lovely sight. My husband and his friend went to go hunt deer. My husband's gator, the battery is dead. They drove off in my pink gator. They look ridiculous.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 08:46 PM (Ri/rl)

55 Thank you for the stare.
==

Should've winked at her.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 22, 2017 08:47 PM (10LGw)

56 "Ask Me About My Oath of Silence"

Posted by: navybrat at August 22, 2017 08:47 PM (w7KSn)

57 Bet she uses generic Petroleum Jelly.

Posted by: Widepsread Pepe at August 22, 2017 08:47 PM (XFue2)

58 26
I'm gonna get a bumper sticker:

I Hate The Haters Who Hate The Haters
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:39 PM (YaAiU)

My father had one on his car that I dearly loved.

Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales.

I still don't know what in hell it really meant....
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 22, 2017 08:42 PM (NXsWM)

Heh. The one I saw once was "Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus." I thought it was funny as hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

59 Next time, blow her a kiss.

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 08:47 PM (y1JfG)

60 I think "Resist" means "I swear to you, my Fellow Travelers, my thoughts are pure. I have resisted any exposure to non-conforming Bad Thoughts." It itritates them very much that they have to take this step - it comes dangerously close to acknowledging our existence, and, by extension, other viewpoints.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 22, 2017 08:47 PM (JyFLk)

61 Don't make eye contact with other drivers. Pretend you don't even see them. That way they will be angry because you aren't paying attention instead of being angry that you disrespected them.

If you are disrespectful, they have to teach you a lesson, but if you are just stupid and ignorant it confirms their bias and they'll go on they way shaking their head are your incompetence.

Otherwise, you could get shot or run off the road, or reported as driving under the influence and the cops will want to talk with you about it.

Keep your head down, and try to stay in your lane, and drive something bigger than what they are driving.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at August 22, 2017 08:47 PM (m9X4Y)

62 Same way they did before the Industrial Revolution: Forced labor, i.e. slavery.
Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2017 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

Beasts of burden. I have old plows here on the ranch that I think horses or mules must have pulled. It must've taken forever to plow a field.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 08:48 PM (Ri/rl)

63 Jesus, you ask a lot of questions!! Now, let me go to Starbucks and ask the hive what the answers are...

Posted by: Left-nik at August 22, 2017 08:48 PM (pszv/)

64 Yuck. I have a Subaru-owning next door neighbor, IYKWIM. One of her bumper stickers says "Trump, show us your taxes" and another one says "I Support Planned Parenthood."

When we were getting ready to move to Casa Backwardio, I was here doing my very best imitation of a contractor. One day, she walked right past me as if I wasn't there. Didn't say "Hi,"
"Kiss my ass" or anything.
I was doing work here for nearly a month. I can only guess her surprise when she saw me as her new neighbor. She's been friendly ever since.

I overheard her talking to another female neighbor over the fence the day after the election and you could hear the disappointment in her voice as she described what she thought would happen.
I snorfled, but not too loudly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 08:48 PM (bIwZ6)

65 I think a good number are unmarried lesbians. Or women who think family is secondary to politics. Or librarians.
Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 08:44 PM (lwiT4)


That and social workers, teachers, and government employees.

That face in the jar by the door. Who is it for?

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 22, 2017 08:49 PM (nvMvs)

66 Most Subaru drivers strive to look like Elena Kagan.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 08:49 PM (mcI77)

67 tcn: the secular-humanists do have answers, but they (okay, I'll disclose - we) tend to reserve these for philosophy debates, which don't work well on bumper stickers.

The political atheists don't have answers; they just have hate. It pains me to admit this but I've run into too many to come to another conclusion. If they're reading this and are upset by it, I recommend they talk to the people making their side look bad.

As for bumper stickers, they are for claiming political space on the roadways. They don't convince people; they just bolster the morale of people who think likewise. Like when I had a GOP sticker during the last election-cycle.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 08:49 PM (6FqZa)

68 59 Next time, blow her a kiss.
Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 08:47 PM (y1JfG)

Heh, wonder what Mrs. Mis. Hum would think about that?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 22, 2017 08:49 PM (ZTRlp)

69 Sigh. I like Subarus, just got a new one. I guess I need to get some stickers for it to try to counter that stereotype.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 feet CO at August 22, 2017 08:50 PM (pOIpG)

70 When I get that stare from women, I ask them if they want to fuck.

Posted by: Widepsread Pepe at August 22, 2017 08:50 PM (XFue2)

71 Willowed, but I think pertinent:

I call foul on Hillary getting turned down for USMC enlistment for poor vision. I got in with right eye at 20/200, correctible. Wasn't turned down until I tried for officer training through NESEP. Recommended for re-enlistment, but given my MOS and the only two bases I could be assigned at, decided to get out.

Posted by: empire1 at August 22, 2017 08:50 PM (rAOrf)

72 driving 40 mph on the freeway while straddling two lanes
-----
I think that's called 'tribbing'.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 08:50 PM (mJ8mX)

73
59 Next time, blow her a kiss.
Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 08:47 PM (y1JfG)


My exact thought!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2017 08:50 PM (pNxlR)

74 I think the biggest change since The Won was elected is that while formerly the right thought the left was wrong and theh thought we were evil, we now think they're evil.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 08:46 PM (Nwg0u)

At this point we know they're evil, or evil has no meaning.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 08:51 PM (0mRoj)

75 I think 'Resist' means "I'm not going to change one iota but I'm not going to be happy about it!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2017 08:51 PM (OBJWS)

76 >>>"You are not my opponent. You are my enemy and I want to see your political philosophy crushed and destroyed."

I like this guy!

Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2017 08:51 PM (q177U)

77 There was a study done someplace or other that showed that the more bumper stickers a car has on it, the more likely the car owner is to engage in road rage.

Yeah I don't have a linky I read about it awhile ago but given my observations on the road over the years it's totally true.

Posted by: Boots at August 22, 2017 08:51 PM (EBwPV)

78 Make America Green Again

We already did, toots -- All that plant food CO2 you hate cuz you're an ignorant ass has caused not just America, but the entire fucking world to turn greener.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 22, 2017 08:51 PM (6jaju)

79 "typical white woman"

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:51 PM (2wRtc)

80 I love to shove things like this in the face of Lenin's useful idiots:
http://tinyurl.com/y8tdw6rc

Posted by: Locke Common at August 22, 2017 08:51 PM (I2kp0)

81 That face in the jar by the door. Who is it for?

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 22, 2017 08:49 PM (nvMvs)
========================

Rev's real name is Father McKenzie.


Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 08:51 PM (lwiT4)

82 Back in high school the offensive line found a small car with a shit happens bumper sticker parked in the coaches spot. They flipped the car over and spray painted YEP next to the sticker.

Posted by: Big V at August 22, 2017 08:52 PM (MVE/7)

83 'I guess I need to get some stickers for it to try to counter that stereotype.'

NRA
SCCA
Don't tread on me.

That should do it.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2017 08:52 PM (BO/km)

84 Most Subaru drivers strive to look like Elena Kagan.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 08:49 PM (mcI77)

Ewwwww. She is a nasty mannish looking creature who just brims with marxism. She looks like Neil Sedaka.

Can't stand that broad.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2017 08:52 PM (5VlCp)

85 There is no such thing as "hate speech." There is only speech or no speech. You can say anything you want, even "fire" in a crowded theater. Just know that speech has consequences.

Posted by: RI Red - A loaf of bread, a bottle of covfefe, and thou. at August 22, 2017 08:52 PM (6Hrsu)

86 When I first got my Mustang, candy apple red convertible natch, I would pull up next to a Prius in SoCal and point and laugh...then hit the gas.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 08:52 PM (79p/O)

87
Kennedy and Perino are mis-believing.
===

meh.

Performance art.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:52 PM (2wRtc)

88 #21 I wish I had a suction cup dart gun mounted in the front of my truck that shoots darts with little flags that say "Dumbass" on them.

Hey, I heard Gallagher say something to that effect 30 years ago. Have said it myself many times.

Posted by: Sgt. Stryker at August 22, 2017 08:53 PM (xI4RX)

89 that's too much Chi to spend on some random passing lib in a subaru.

The proper reaction to people like this is imo to point at them and laugh, then get on with life.

Posted by: miked at August 22, 2017 08:53 PM (L3WnE)

90 72 driving 40 mph on the freeway while straddling two lanes
-----
I think that's called 'tribbing'.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 08:50 PM (mJ8mX)

You almost got me to search that term. I'm not going to do it.

Or fat apron.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 08:53 PM (Ri/rl)

91 When I get that stare from women, I ask them if they want to fuck.
Posted by: Widepsread Pepe

What do they say?

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 08:53 PM (79p/O)

92 I was passed by a woman this am with a bumper sticker that read "Donald Trump is Not My President."

I wanted to roll down my window and shout to her "Hillary Clinton is NOBODY's President!"

Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 08:54 PM (jHrzU)

93 The only bumper sticker I've had in years was actually on a piece of magnetic material which was attached to the tailgate of my truck, it said "Stop Global Whining". I was gratified once when walking out of a store, and there was a guy laughing at the sticker as he pointed it out to his wife.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 08:54 PM (OdK9v)

94 86 When I first got my Mustang, candy apple red convertible natch, I would pull up next to a Prius in SoCal and point and laugh...then hit the gas.
Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 08:52 PM (79p/O)

I fly around them too. Idiots. Their cars cannot go faster than 45 up a hill. They irritate me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 08:54 PM (Ri/rl)

95 mh, too bad you weren't driving a diesel pickup. you could have rolled coal on her bitch ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2017 08:54 PM (KP5rU)

96 everyday, more and more I truly am beginning to hate people. Their ignorance, their self righteousness. I'm so very disappointed in a lot of people right now. People I thought were friends.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (CNHr1)

97 I had a bumper sticker that said "Protect Unborn Women. Pretend They're Baby Seals".

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (lwiT4)

98 Poor MisHum. Sounds like another rough day. I'm sorry.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (UoSKV)

99 Clay Travis of fox cites ESPN - The Robert Lee thing is real!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (fA1SL)

100 I heard a comedian once say that every car should have a cell phone - and the phone number would be the license plate number.

I kind of like it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (2VN2E)

101 Heh. Robert Lee on Carlson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (OdK9v)

102 Got a lot of those Subarus in Seattle.
I blow by them in my Beamer.
They got their causes, I got mine.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (0tfLf)

103 Any interest in an 'I Support the 2nd Amendment. Does that trigger you?' bumper sticker?

Posted by: NRA at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (bc2Lc)

104
There was something wrong with the hamsters and the site wasn't loading. Somebody needs to feed 'em more or something.

Anyway, that lady in the pink shorts and hat on the left in that photo. Wow. Tornado through a trailer park. I'd be her slave. Besotted, she could make me.

And I'm wondering just what it is. There is something about her that just hits the primal circuits. Something must screen "fertile, baby machine that will propagate your genes marvelously".

She doesn't have the sex siren, slutted up look at all. But damn, something about her is even better.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (8O3HH)

105 >> I like Subarus, just got a new one. I guess I need to get some stickers for it to try to counter that stereotype.



Support Dick

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (ggONd)

106 >>Clay Travis of fox cites ESPN - The Robert Lee thing is real!

Full retard has been achieved.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (/tuJf)

107 MIs.......Great post!!

Posted by: fu52 at August 22, 2017 08:56 PM (HpUpB)

108
80 I love to shove things like this in the face of Lenin's useful idiots:
http://tinyurl.com/y8tdw6rc
Posted by: Locke Common at August 22, 2017 08:51 PM (I2kp0)

They should call them blood batteries.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 08:57 PM (Ri/rl)

109 I wanted to roll down my window and shout to her "Hillary Clinton is NOBODY's President!"
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 08:54 PM (jHrzU)
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If you do this I want you to take video and post it on YouTube for us.

You know that around here you'll see another one like that in the next five minutes.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2017 08:57 PM (UoSKV)

110 When I get that stare from women, I ask them if they want to fuck.

Posted by: Widepsread Pepe
===


Damn dollar store reading glasses.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:57 PM (2wRtc)

111 Not Illinois. I believe they holed up in Indiana. Close enough.

Posted by: Corona at August 22, 2017 08:57 PM (y9p/K)

112
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 08:53 PM (Ri/rl)


Lemon party. Totes safe... swearsies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2017 08:57 PM (pNxlR)

113 95 mh, too bad you weren't driving a diesel pickup. you could have rolled coal on her bitch ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2017 08:54 PM (KP5rU)

I wish Chavez, I wish.

Hwy 53 during rush hour in Eau Claire.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 22, 2017 08:57 PM (ZTRlp)

114 What Robert Lee thing? What have I missed. Must be something truly retarded.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 22, 2017 08:57 PM (CNHr1)

115 Ah the bumperstickerists! There's not a more arrogant bunch. I really could give a flying fig about how virtuous you are. Smug little bastards. Yes, you care more because you have a bumper sticker. I probably wouldn't put crap all over an expensive vehicle while proclaiming my moral superiority. If I did put a bumper sticker on my truck proclaiming my virtue and beliefs, smug little "open minded" pricks like you would vandalize it. Coexist! As long as you believe what I want! Try driving down to the Twin Cities. Minneapolis to be more exact to see a whole sea of these mouth breathers. Smug little urbanists who come up to flyoverjesussland to canoe and tell everyone else how to live because they spend 100.00 up here on vacation and care more than you. Fuck off.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 08:58 PM (Njv7i)

116 Don't tread on me.

-
A cracker friend of mine has a patch modeled on the don't tread on me flag that says, "No Step On Snek". I guess it's Republican outreach to the hispanic community.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 08:58 PM (Nwg0u)

117 Oh Pepe.. just spit my wine all over my blouse. Damn you.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 22, 2017 08:58 PM (CNHr1)

118 100 I heard a comedian once say that every car should have a cell phone - and the phone number would be the license plate number.

I kind of like it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (2VN2E)

Kid of like the old bumper sticker that reads, how's my driving, call 1-800 eat sh*t.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 08:58 PM (Ri/rl)

119 What Robert Lee thing? What have I missed. Must be something truly retarded.
===

My 16 yr old son wants us to expatriate now.


Yeah it's that bad, Jewells.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:59 PM (2wRtc)

120 If your world view can fit on a bumper sticker, methinks you haven't thought enough.

Posted by: RI Red - A loaf of bread, a bottle of covfefe, and thou. at August 22, 2017 08:59 PM (6Hrsu)

121 >>>Make America Green Again

Good. Let's start with Detroit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 08:59 PM (/qEW2)

122 >>What Robert Lee thing? What have I missed. Must be something truly retarded.

Robert Lee is a broadcaster who works for ESPN. He was supposed to call a UVA football game. ESPN pulled him because they thought his name would hurt some feelings.

Robert Lee is Asian.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 08:59 PM (/tuJf)

123 >> Eau Claire


Chocolaty French shit.

I prefer a good Cannoli.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2017 08:59 PM (ggONd)

124 When I get that stare from women, I ask them if they want to fuck.

*********************

I never ask that question of them because I'm afraid they might say yes.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at August 22, 2017 08:59 PM (+dsLj)

125 To the woman who passed me on the highway the other day. Thank you for the stare. Was the stare part of your "Virtue Signaling" to a deplorable like me? Yes, I noticed the bumper stickers on your newer Subaru.

Do you know why she stared at you like that? Do you have any bumper stickers, or did it just come out of left field?

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

126 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 22, 2017 08:57 PM

If you're in Eau Claire you are close enough to Minneapolistan to see those arrogant little bastards invading your state. Sorry about that. I suggest we build a wall.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:00 PM (Njv7i)

127 116. Heh. Snek is universal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 09:00 PM (fA1SL)

128 I don't think we took the 'Selected Not Elected' bumperstickers seriously enough. Surely W and his sidekick didn't.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (PvCxa)

129
Robert Lee is a broadcaster who works for ESPN. He was supposed to call a UVA football game. ESPN pulled him because they thought his name would hurt some feelings.

Robert Lee is Asian.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 08:59 PM (/tuJf)
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Wow wow wow wow wow. WOW

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (UoSKV)

130 We already did, toots -- All that plant food CO2 you hate cuz you're an ignorant ass has caused not just America, but the entire fucking world to turn greener.
Posted by: GnuBreed
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Hmm. There may be a sticker in this:

If you see a tree or plant, thank CO2.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (OdK9v)

131 Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 08:54 PM

I like that. It would be fun to have that on my car in the work parking lot where they mostly believe in CO2 is causing GW.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (eASYU)

132 84 Most Subaru drivers strive to look like Elena Kagan.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 08:49 PM (mcI77)

Ewwwww. She is a nasty mannish looking creature who just brims with marxism. She looks like Neil SedakaLou Costello.

Can't stand that broad.


Me either.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (mcI77)

133 What Robert Lee thing? What have I missed. Must be something truly retarded.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45

This goes way beyond retarded.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (79p/O)

134 >>I never ask that question of them because I'm afraid they might say yes.


You just reply -

'Okay. But I'm only gonna give it to you in the ass until your attitude improves.'

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (ggONd)

135 #90 You're no fun any more, CaliGirl.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (mJ8mX)

136 14 Old and busted: Coexist

I hate those with a passion. So condescending. Obviously THEY don't have a problem, it's everybody else. I always wonder which symbol represents them, but it's probably the pagan or the peace sign. And in reality, only one of those symbols has a problem with the others, but it would be Racist! to point that out.

On the plus side, political stickers will help identify targets if/when the shooting starts.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (3JQ/p)

137 I had jury duty a few years ago in downtown Los Angeles. Got on a trial. Assault with a deadly weapon. A lot of west side liberals get called for duty there. I heard one of my fellow jurors who was from Santa Monica talking about her Prius with another juror before the deliberations started. I thought fuck, this one's gonna be a problem. Sure enough, it took us half a day to finally convince her and some other vile woman to vote guilty. It was like pulling teeth. I think they just finally go tired and gave in.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (xPl2J)

138 Incredibly brave and smoking hot Leah Remini is back for season 2 of her Scientology takedown.

I honestly did not think that she would survive the legal challenges.

Talking about "gaslighting". God bless her.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (2wRtc)

139 Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 08:58 PM (Njv7i)

Those smug hipsters visit our area too. We have a saying, LA go home.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (Ri/rl)

140 And if the ESPN broadcaster Robert Lee was a Hillary supporter, his enthusiasm for the left has probably been diminished somewhat by this utter stupidity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (iVOAv)

141 I still have to believe there are still some Lebowski Liberals out there that just want to go bowling, smoke weed, and generally get along with people. I refuse to lose all hope in humanity.

Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2017 09:02 PM (q177U)

142 I try not to antagonize other drivers because there is lots of crazy out there, but blowing a kiss is a nice way of saying Up Yours, Honey.

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 09:02 PM (y1JfG)

143 119 What Robert Lee thing? What have I missed. Must be something truly retarded.
===

My 16 yr old son wants us to expatriate now.


Yeah it's that bad, Jewells.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:59 PM (2wRtc)

Er, what? Why?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 09:02 PM (0mRoj)

144 "Nice bumper stickers by the way. RESIST and Make America Green Again"

There was the President's Council on the Arts and Humanities, which had all of its outside civilian members resign en masse, and they wrote a collective letter to Trump which, in addition to calling him a racist retard, oh so cleverly spelled out the word "R-E-S-I-S-T" in the first letters of each paragraph. Take that, fascism!!!

A few thoughts on which:

Elsewhere in the dextrosphere, people indignantly shrieked about how the outside council members had all been appointed by Obama, and in various versions of that retelling, the council itself was a creation of Obama.

Um, no. The Council dates from 1982. Yes, from the Ronaldus Magnus years. Near as I am able to tell, they originally stood this thing up because Nancy Reagan, locked up at 1600 Pennsylvania, was going out of her mind with fear and boredom. The council was carefully stocked with New York old-money socialites and golden-era Hollywood grandees, the two circles in which she was the most comfortable.

n.b.: It was a sign that the purported "Reagan Revolution" wasn't really serious about its promises to disband major federal agencies when only 12 months in, the Reagan White House was creating a new (albeit tiny) one.

Anyway, when Trump came in, apparently someone on the inside (I posit Bannon) was telling him to go scorched earth on Day One. Fire everyone legally fireable, shut down anything not explicitly chartered outside the executive branch. Which would have included this dopey "council".

Instead, Trump not only kept the Arts and Humanities council, but stood up a bunch of other ones, too, like his stupid Business and Infrastructure "councils" and now all of them have blown up in his face with mass resignations and racist-retard accusations. Unforced error, take 995, go!

Posted by: torquewrench at August 22, 2017 09:02 PM (ujwCG)

145 She doesn't have the sex siren, slutted up look at all. But damn, something about her is even better.

Tiger fan?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 22, 2017 09:02 PM (O5Q3r)

146 OMG.. seriously?? Anyone have a link?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 22, 2017 09:02 PM (CNHr1)

147 111 Not Illinois. I believe they holed up in Indiana. Close enough.


Posted by: Corona at August 22, 2017 08:57 PM (y9p/K)
---------------------------------

Unfortunately both Wisconsin AND Indiana democrats fled to Illinois within the last few years. The hoosier dems went to Champaign/Urbana - home of U of Illinois. Not sure where the Badger dems found their spidey hole, maybe around Rockford.

Posted by: Boots at August 22, 2017 09:03 PM (EBwPV)

148 Make Bratwurst Great Again!
Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 08:42 PM (lwiT4)

^^THIS^^

Posted by: tbodie at August 22, 2017 09:03 PM (b2/Ti)

149 84 Most Subaru drivers strive to look like Elena Kagan.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 08:49 PM (mcI77)
Ewwwww. She is a nasty mannish looking creature who just brims with marxism. She looks like Neil SedakaLou Costello.
Can't stand that broad.
Me either.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (mcI77)


Hahahaha....yup. Poor Lou. RIP.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2017 09:03 PM (5VlCp)

150 If your world view can fit on a bumper sticker, methinks you haven't thought enough.
Posted by: RI Red - A loaf of bread, a bottle of covfefe, and thou.

I would say you haven't had a complete thought in your entire life.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 09:03 PM (79p/O)

151 141 I still have to believe there are still some Lebowski Liberals out there that just want to go bowling, smoke weed, and generally get along with people. I refuse to lose all hope in humanity.
Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2017 09:02 PM (q177U)

they voted for Trump.

Posted by: Widepsread Pepe at August 22, 2017 09:04 PM (XFue2)

152 Those smug hipsters visit our area too. We have a saying, LA go home.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM

In outstate MN we call them "Citiots."

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:04 PM (Njv7i)

153 I used to have a bumper sticker that said

Stand up and say "That's Stupid"

One of my kid's friends looked at it and said "That's stupid".

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2017 09:04 PM (BO/km)

154 Robert Lee is a broadcaster who works for ESPN. He was supposed to call a UVA football game. ESPN pulled him because they thought his name would hurt some feelings.

Robert Lee is Asian.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 08:59 PM (/tuJf)


Just when you think the left couldn't get any more stupid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)

155 153 I used to have a bumper sticker that said

Stand up and say "That's Stupid"

One of my kid's friends looked at it and said "That's stupid".
Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2017 09:04 PM (BO/km)

At least he knows how to follow directions.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 09:04 PM (0mRoj)

156 lo... never mind.. I found the story. Fuck me running...

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 22, 2017 09:04 PM (CNHr1)

157 Er, what? Why?

Posted by: Insomniac
===

Due to sheer ridiculousness. It's a stupid time to be alive in America.

Kid has learned about the Constitution and American values his whole life. Sees betrayal at every turn.

He'll get over it.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 09:05 PM (2wRtc)

158 135 #90 You're no fun any more, CaliGirl.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 09:01 PM (mJ8mX)

I've been scarred for life searching terms I'm unfamiliar with.

Never again. Bob at the NSA already thinks I'm weird.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 09:05 PM (Ri/rl)

159 Breibart was right.

Posted by: Alana at August 22, 2017 09:05 PM (6GQqi)

160 She doesn't have the sex siren, slutted up look at all. But damn, something about her is even better.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

You know what it is? Something you won't find with a leftist, liberal woman. She looks like she would enjoy sex.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (79p/O)

161 "A cracker friend of mine has a patch modeled on the don't tread on me flag that says, 'No Step On Snek'."

It was a comment by Palp that first clued me in to that, and after looking into the matter, I laughed my ass off upon learning the complex backstory, including the original "This Is Snek" meme of which I had never heard, from which "No Step" derives as a mashup of that and the classic Gadsden flag.

Oh, by the way, the Gadsden flag is now RAYCISS ELEVENTY. In case any of you were wondering.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (ujwCG)

162 Incredibly brave and smoking hot Leah Remini is back for season 2 of her Scientology takedown.

*****************

Just duckgo'ed her. I remembered her from Queens and even Saved by The Bell.

Holy hell has she aged well. I could have easily believed she was still 29 like ace.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (+dsLj)

163 Saw my first Resist sticker today - where else? Whole Foods.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (AAbgH)

164 If that Subaru driver had been driving along I-80 in Nebraska this Sunday, as I did, driving from Omaha to Kearney to see the elcipse on Monday, she would have been amazed then had a stroke.

First, she would have seen cornfields and soybean fields along most of the route, stretching to the horizon on both sides of the freeway. You want a Green America? Just look around, lady. But soon she would have had a massive stroke and died, when she came upon a large barn along the freeway with TRUMP painted in five foot high red letters!

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (AMIL/)

165 i was in woodstock, ny, one summer and had to go to the post office. the catskills are lovely but woodstock really is in a kind of time warp (with some very good restaurants).

i pulled up behind a car with a "question authority" bumper sticker, went into the p.o. and in a concerned voice asked "does someone here have a car with a "question authority" bumper sticker?" a woman in line turned around and said that's her car. i said, "so, what do you want to know?'

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (AxFdW)

166 Unfortunately both Wisconsin AND Indiana democrats fled to Illinois within the last few years. The hoosier dems went to Champaign/Urbana - home of U of Illinois. Not sure where the Badger dems found their spidey hole, maybe around Rockford.

Posted by: Boots at August 22, 2017 09:03 PM (EBwPV)



Well dickhead "Republican" Gov. Rauner is set to sign a bill to make Illinois a sanctuary state. Because broke and unable to pay your bills needs a flood of illegals to make things better.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (auHtY)

167 A bumper sticker to keep leftys confused.

Make More Tree Food

Posted by: X-ray at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (zoSd2)

168 Can't get rid of ideas (the software), unless one is willing to turn off the meat (the machines). We can't fight philosophies that are made of taffy. Those philosophies just stretch and flex, and besides, to most of our population their philosophy "tastes" good. It's sugary and easy and has no hard edges that might be uncomfortable to swallow, like nasty medicine. Nah, it's the meat that we must defeat, sooner or later. Or never.

Posted by: goon at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (EaQ6/)

169 What?

Posted by: Fritz at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (eLttb)

170 We're coming up on the ONT. It's just us around here. Why don't you share how you really feel, MisHum?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2017 09:07 PM (nDWDl)

171 Bumper stickers are the opiate of the masses!!

They also lower the value in a car.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 22, 2017 09:07 PM (JsSuR)

172 You know what it is? Something you won't find with a leftist, liberal married woman. She looks like she would enjoy sex.
Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (79p/O)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 09:07 PM (0mRoj)

173 I was passed by a woman this am with a bumper sticker that read "Donald Trump is Not My President."

Her visa better not have expired!

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2017 09:07 PM (kuiuS)

174 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall
==

Binge watch her AE show from last year.

Courage is among her most beautiful features.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 09:07 PM (2wRtc)

175 Due to sheer ridiculousness. It's a stupid time to be alive in America.

Kid has learned about the Constitution and American values his whole life. Sees betrayal at every turn.

He'll get over it.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 09:05 PM (2wRtc)

Oy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 09:07 PM (0mRoj)

176 I've been scarred for life searching terms I'm unfamiliar with.
-----------

I always just figure that ignorance is bliss. I'm blissful. I have no idea what people are talking about here half the time, and I figure if I made it to age 29 without knowing, I'm going to make it the rest of the way too.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2017 09:08 PM (UoSKV)

177 161. Memes have fascinating history. I am simply floored by REMOVE KEBAB, which is easily one of the most durable ever.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 09:08 PM (fA1SL)

178 ... the place cracked up! but she didn't and she didn't like the joke at her expense and started saying "so you think you're an authority" "yes, i am", etc., that sort of think and it petered out.

i didn't like embarrassing someone but it was funny.

had to be there.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 22, 2017 09:08 PM (AxFdW)

179 torquewrench : not enough Trump followers knew about this bullshit "Arts and Humanities council", so it probably didn't make Trump's radar at the time. He did have some other items on his agenda after all.

Maybe you could bring that note up to Bannon? Bannon's going back to Breitbart where he'll have a bigger and more-independent bullhorn.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:08 PM (6FqZa)

180 >>She looks like she would enjoy sex.


At the very least, she looks polite enough to pretend.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2017 09:09 PM (ggONd)

181 Watching Right Side Broadcasting and they are interviewing two sweet little old ladies. Lots of old people at the rally but it is being held in Arizona, where they go to retire.

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 09:09 PM (y1JfG)

182 A bumper sticker to keep leftys confused.

Make More Tree Food

Posted by: X-ray at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (zoSd2)


I saw one today - Trees are the Answer.

Not sure what the question is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 09:09 PM (auHtY)

183 Subaru - the official car of the LGBTQ community. Seriously, that is their target market. I saw it on TV so it must be true.

Posted by: Zon Toro at August 22, 2017 09:09 PM (V0pGL)

184 there is a public school teacher in town with a subaru. she has a coexist sticker on one side of the bumper and impeach walker on the other side. irony bitch, and you're teaching kids? what a stupid, low rent, skank.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2017 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

185 Boy, is colour commentator Stonewall Jacksonowicz going to be pissed!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 09:09 PM (mJ8mX)

186 Is it legal to rig up a paintball gun that shoots through your front grill onto the back bumper of assholes who cut in front of you and have really really stupid bumperstickers all over their car that basically all say you are a non-human to be expunged by the collective?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 22, 2017 09:09 PM (B9t7n)

187 A bumper sticker to keep leftys confused.

Make More Tree Food


coupled with, "Empty the Earth of Evil Oil!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2017 09:09 PM (OBJWS)

188 Jolly chimp.. I wish had the balls to do something like that. I would probably get punched in the face.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 22, 2017 09:10 PM (CNHr1)

189 BTW, Bannon truly is Breitbart's heir.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:10 PM (6FqZa)

190 RESIST!!!

Posted by: Dingy Harry Reid's Exercise Machine at August 22, 2017 09:10 PM (Tyii7)

191
Full retard has been achieved.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (/tuJf)

You should never go full retard.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 22, 2017 09:10 PM (FTXAT)

192 >>Courage is among her most beautiful features.


That and her ass.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2017 09:10 PM (ggONd)

193 Don't know how she spotted you for a con. In a Subaru ?? I drive my plow truck in NYC so no one has to guess. With a pintle hitch as a bumper sticker

Posted by: aunty pha at August 22, 2017 09:10 PM (wJUTK)

194 Nice essay MH.

I like the differentiation between opponent and enemy.

Im not sure exactly when I came to the same realization. Probably about the same time I developed my admiration for Gen. Pinochet.

P.S. I cant picture you in an old truck with an NRA sticker. Dunno why.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2017 09:10 PM (EZebt)

195 Robert Lee could solve this: he could go by Bobby Li. He could give the 'i' a short sound (dip, as opposed to kite).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 09:10 PM (/qEW2)

196 I've always been convinced that most people who have a lot of bumper stickers have...issues.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 22, 2017 09:11 PM (O5Q3r)

197 >>>As Andrew Breitbart said, Fuck You. War.

Oh, so he's a pacifist? Good man, good man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2017 09:11 PM (/qEW2)

198 >>I saw one today - Trees are the Answer.


Fuck the Maples!

Posted by: Elm at August 22, 2017 09:11 PM (ggONd)

199 I've always been convinced that most people who have a lot of bumper stickers have...issues.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 22, 2017 09:11 PM ..........And a metric fuckton of cats. Always.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:11 PM (Njv7i)

200 Wow, scared me with that title, MisHum !

But the rest of it summed up how I feel quite well. Thanks !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at August 22, 2017 09:11 PM (Umfx1)

201 Tonight on Jeopardy (a rerun, from 2015) one answer was "This year, three retired Marines raised the American flag in this city, where they had lowered it 54 years ago."

The three college students answered Saigon, South Korea, and Iwo Jima.

WTF?

In fairness, they got a question about Beyonce correctly, so we're all good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:12 PM (OdK9v)

202 #Resistthis :-

Posted by: So nu? at August 22, 2017 09:12 PM (BsGS1)

203 I was behind a pickup truck tonight that had the Coexist sticker made of guns. It also had Truck Nuts.

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2017 09:12 PM (sdi6R)

204 Dimwitted leftists couldn't figure out that

1. General Robert E. Lee probably had something more important to do right now than to announce a UVA ball game? ;^)

Contact ESPN:

http://tinyurl.com/yc242v9j

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2017 09:12 PM (iVOAv)

205 I think "Save the Planet--Kill Yourself" should make a comeback.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 22, 2017 09:12 PM (5sQ8t)

206 Amazon has lots of "No Step On Snek" stuff.
I absolutely have to get a sticker for my ancient pickup truck that's older than a supermodel.

Fuck, that's funny.

I also need to get a "Coexist" sticker that's made from various firearm manufacturers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 09:13 PM (bIwZ6)

207 >>I've always been convinced that most people who have a lot of bumper stickers have...issues.

I have 2 bumper stickers on my Jeep. One is a Grateful Dead/Block Island sticker and the other is a favorite bar in the Keys.

My issues are Jerry is really dead and I don't get to spend enough time in my favorite bar in the Keys. Not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 09:13 PM (/tuJf)

208 Introducing the all new Subaru Microagression Hybrid!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:13 PM (Njv7i)

209 I've always been convinced that most people who have a lot of bumper stickers have...issues.
Posted by: tu3031
----------

Intellect is acuity is inversely related to the number of stickers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:13 PM (OdK9v)

210 Seriously, what's up with Ace? I'm a little concerned.

Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:13 PM (ANIFC)

211 All of my life I've considered those of opposing views my opponents. No
more. You are not my opponent. You are my enemy and I want to see your
political philosophy crushed and destroyed.
---

Yes.

Hell yes.

Posted by: shibumi at August 22, 2017 09:14 PM (aT+Bx)

212 If You Can Read This You Have Literacy Privilege!

Posted by: So nu? at August 22, 2017 09:14 PM (BsGS1)

213 You should never go full retard.

-
Don't tell me. Tell Jeff Flake.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 09:14 PM (Nwg0u)

214 In fairness, they got a question about Beyonce correctly, so we're all good.

They must've taken Beyonce Professor's class before he got fired.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 22, 2017 09:14 PM (O5Q3r)

215 Girlfriend and I spent a couple days in New Glarus, WI recently to visit the brewery there. Ate at my first Sanctuary Restaurant there and had to look it up when we got home. Pretty much what I thought.

Posted by: dartist at August 22, 2017 09:14 PM (nisXv)

216
I used to work with a guy named Robert E. Lee. I imagine there are quite of few of them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 09:14 PM (IqV8l)

217 It also had Truck Nuts.
Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2017 09:12 PM

OK Truck nuts are just gross. I'm just saying. C'mon man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:15 PM (Njv7i)

218 willowed:

Wreck It Ralph is a movie? Should I see it?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:30 PM (YaAiU)


Yes. I thought it was pretty amusing. Lots of 8-bit humor.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 22, 2017 09:15 PM (6kP6G)

219 Bravo!

Posted by: itsacookbook at August 22, 2017 09:15 PM (yPxXc)

220 Intellect is acuity is inversely related to the number of stickers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----------------

Uh, oh...

'Intellectual acuity is...', dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:15 PM (OdK9v)

221 RESIST!1!

Posted by: Lena Dunham;'s Yoga Pants at August 22, 2017 09:15 PM (Tyii7)

222 She doesn't have the sex siren, slutted up look at all. But damn, something about her is even better.

********************

Easy, her face is that of an actual woman. Compare that to the leftist manhaters whose stony faces drained of all traces of estrogen couldnt be chiseled by a nuclear powered jackhammer.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at August 22, 2017 09:15 PM (+dsLj)

223 >> Jerry is really dead


He was there for a while...god the 90s shows were awful.

Just took his body time to catch up.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2017 09:15 PM (ggONd)

224 Subaru - the official car of the LGBTQ community. Seriously, that is their target market. I saw it on TV so it must be true.

Posted by: Zon Toro at August 22, 2017 09:09 PM (V0pGL)


At one point, yes. They did a whole "Born Different" campaign. When they were a niche carmaker.

Then they said, hey, um, let's grow our market, and now the commercials are all about parenthood.

Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 09:15 PM (jHrzU)

225 Hmmm....


Make the America Green Again... because CO2 helps plants grow...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2017 09:16 PM (NgKpN)

226 I think Jimmie Johnson better watch out. His name triggers lesbians.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at August 22, 2017 09:16 PM (PvCxa)

227 201 Tonight on Jeopardy (a rerun, from 2015) one answer was "This year, three retired Marines raised the American flag in this city, where they had lowered it 54 years ago."

The three college students answered Saigon, South Korea, and Iwo Jima.

WTF?

In fairness, they got a question about Beyonce correctly, so we're all good.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:12 PM (OdK9v)

Havana?

Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:16 PM (ANIFC)

228 Then they said, hey, um, let's grow our market, and now the commercials are all about parenthood.

Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 09:15 PM .......Which is odd considering that 90% of their target market can't reproduce naturally.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:16 PM (Njv7i)

229 RESIST!1!
Posted by: Lena Dunham;'s Yoga Pants at August 22, 2017 09:15 PM
--

I'm so dedicated to The Cause that the confetti at the end of my show reads "Resist."

Posted by: Roger Waters at August 22, 2017 09:16 PM (aT+Bx)

230 #201 What was the 'question'-answer, Mike? 1961 doesn't ring a bell with me.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 09:16 PM (mJ8mX)

231 Uh, oh...

'Intellectual acuity is...', dammit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:15 PM (OdK9v)
--------

There, there, that's okay. You already told us you had a bumper sticker anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2017 09:16 PM (UoSKV)

232 Seriously, what's up with Ace? I'm a little concerned.

Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:13 PM (ANIFC)


Please don't tell me there's an Ewok on a milk carton.

Posted by: Dave's Not Here at August 22, 2017 09:17 PM (sXefu)

233 Posted by: dartist at August 22, 2017 09:14 PM (nisXv)
===========================


Did you enjoy New Glarus? I haven't been there in years and years. We were thinking of maybe going in October.

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 09:17 PM (lwiT4)

234 Havana?
Posted by: josephistan
-----

Of course.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:17 PM (OdK9v)

235 Time for a name change. MisHum, you are now CisHum. Use it sparingly for those times there's a lil extra T floating around those capillaries. Thanks for your post.

Posted by: Corona at August 22, 2017 09:17 PM (y9p/K)

236 We do it for the money.

Please buy our confetti. We can make it say whatever you want.

Posted by: Roger Waters' Confetti Compny at August 22, 2017 09:17 PM (aT+Bx)

237 OregonMuse: there's talk Wreck It Ralph is a parable about fatherhood and (male) responsibility.

As modern Disney goes I would recommend this, and hand over 'Frozen' to the people who would appreciate it most, those being the White Walkers.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:17 PM (6FqZa)

238 Visited a fairly large manufacturing concern today for a tour.
Name and type witheld to protect them.
Family owned for four generations.
Little statements made by plant manager said America first, conservative.
Huge American flag displayed at top of 9 story tower can be seen for miles.

Was able to quietly thank the man for the tour and tell him how much I appreciated their world view.
Just a smile in return,,, and that was plenty.

Posted by: teej at August 22, 2017 09:18 PM (mJRr3)

239 Will they be playing the "All" commercials form the 70's? How do you get your white's so clean Mr.Lee?..Out pops the wife from the back room of the laundromat....Ancient Chinese secret!!!!! Heads would explode!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:18 PM (Njv7i)

240 Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 09:15 PM .......Which is odd considering that 90% of their target market can't reproduce naturally.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:16 PM (Njv7i)


No, that was my point, they realized that in order to grow the market, they needed to target the vast majority - the straights. You don't see Navratilova pimping Subaru now.

Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (jHrzU)

241
Will they be playing the "All" commercials form the 70's? How do you get your white's so clean Mr.Lee?..Out pops the wife from the back room of the laundromat....Ancient Chinese secret!!!!! Heads would explode!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:18 PM


That's a Calgon commercial.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (IqV8l)

242 Robert Lee could solve this: he could go by Bobby Li. He could give the 'i' a short sound (dip, as opposed to kite).

-
But instead it's sayonara.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (Nwg0u)

243 Subaru had a campaign in the Boulder Valley. "I got mine at the [whatever] dealership!"

I. Got. Mine. I can see how that would work here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (6FqZa)

244 "This year, three retired Marines raised the American flag in this city, where they had lowered it 54 years ago."

? I can only guess East Berlin. Will answers be provided in the fullness of time, as with the Chess Thread?

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (pszv/)

245
There, there, that's okay. You already told us you had a bumper sticker anyway.

Posted by: bluebell
---------

Yes, BUT, 1/1 = 1. It's called 'a loophole'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (OdK9v)

246 shoulda shot her....a mean look

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (oAY8z)

247 Will they be playing the "All" commercials form the 70's? How do you get your white's so clean Mr.Lee?..Out pops the wife from the back room of the laundromat....Ancient Chinese secret!!!!! Heads would explode!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:18 PM

That's a Calgon commercial.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

I thought that was Madge.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (79p/O)

248 246 shoulda shot her....a mean look
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (oAY8z)

The bird and a big ol' grin.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 09:20 PM (0mRoj)

249
Ancient Chinese secret

https://youtu.be/BJP5f-fsHrs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 09:20 PM (IqV8l)

250 I have only 2 bumper stickers.

- 200K/yr
- 9 inches

Posted by: Widepsread Pepe at August 22, 2017 09:20 PM (XFue2)

251 How do you get your white's so clean Mr.Lee?..Out pops the wife from the
back room of the laundromat....Ancient Chinese secret!!!!! Heads would
explode!
===


"Gentlemen, prefer Haynes."

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 09:20 PM (2wRtc)

252 I thought that was Madge.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (79p/O)
=================

Madge was Palmolive.

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 09:20 PM (lwiT4)

253 Did you enjoy New Glarus? I haven't been there in years and years. We were thinking of maybe going in October.

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 09:17 PM

I have a cousin who lives in Waukesha and he always brings some New Glarus to gatherings. For some weird reason they can't sell it here. Some bar got clipped for selling it on tap and had to pay a huge fine. Stupid.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:21 PM (Njv7i)

254 I'm soaking in it.

Posted by: Zombie Madge at August 22, 2017 09:21 PM (Tyii7)

255 "This year, three retired Marines raised the American flag in this city, where they had lowered it 54 years ago."

What is Havana, Alex.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 22, 2017 09:21 PM (O5Q3r)

256 Oh. The US ending diplomatic relations, closing the embassy.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 09:21 PM (mJ8mX)

257 hyundais'.sweet caroline commercial must die. nuked from outer space or some shit. damn, that one annoys me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2017 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

258 210 Seriously, what's up with Ace? I'm a little concerned.

Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:13 PM (ANIFC)



Yeah, especially given his recent experimentation with intermittent starvation.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 22, 2017 09:22 PM (5sQ8t)

259 Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:21 PM (Njv7i)
==================


My son and also son-in-law like New Glarus beers. Spotted Cow is their favorite but they have lots of others too.

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 09:22 PM (lwiT4)

260
Robert Lee could solve this: he could go by Bobby Li. He could give the 'i' a short sound (dip, as opposed to kite).



-

But instead it's sayonara.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (Nwg0u)

To be fair, ESPN is probably correctly gauging the intelligence of the new audience they have been courting.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 22, 2017 09:22 PM (FTXAT)

261 You are not my opponent. You are my enemy and I want to see your political philosophy crushed and destroyed. As Andrew Breitbart said, Fuck You. War.

*****

It'd be great if more republicans read Machiavelli. Even better if they had the balls to practice what they read.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2017 09:23 PM (0tfLf)

262 For sale 1969 Charger
Orange with some unknown symbol on roof
suspension shot but motor good
comes with pair of hot pants found in glove box and plans to repaint roof
My loss is your gain

Posted by: bubba watson at August 22, 2017 09:23 PM (wJUTK)

263 >>hyundais'.sweet caroline commercial must die.


Like I needed a reason to hate Gingers more.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2017 09:23 PM (ggONd)

264
No, that was my point, they realized that in order to grow the market, they needed to target the vast majority - the straights. You don't see Navratilova pimping Subaru now.
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM


Yea they are going for the hipster douches now for sure. Even the voice over. "love,...it's what makes a Subaru.. etc. sounds like an effeminate hipster.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:23 PM (Njv7i)

265 That is one of the best rant threads I have ever read here or anywhere else.

Well done.

Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2017 09:23 PM (8b+oT)

266 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at August 22, 2017 09:23 PM (89T5c)

267 Yeah, especially given his recent experimentation with intermittent starvation.

We sent him some ham hocks but no reply.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at August 22, 2017 09:24 PM (Tyii7)

268
"Gentlemen, prefer Haynes."
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!


https://youtu.be/hdQh4PrCxzc

https://youtu.be/i3jiu4_rsGM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 09:24 PM (IqV8l)

269 Seriously, what's up with Ace? I'm a little concerned.

He's flying his Lear jet back from Nova Scotia

Posted by: tu3031 at August 22, 2017 09:24 PM (O5Q3r)

270 @264
Actually the Subaru market is lesbians and men who don't offend lesbians.

Posted by: So nu? at August 22, 2017 09:24 PM (BsGS1)

271 Amen

Posted by: Hallelujah at August 22, 2017 09:24 PM (qGSc4)

272 Maggie and Liz from Right Side Broadcasting are cute.

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2017 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

273 My son and also son-in-law like New Glarus beers. Spotted Cow is their favorite but they have lots of others too.

Posted by: grammie winger,

It's solid! There's allot more options here now but back in the day it was quite the score to go get some when we were in Sconnie. I still enjoy it from time to time. Then again it's beer so there's not much to not like

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:25 PM (Njv7i)

274 To the "Alcoholic Asshole Shut In" who should probably change his moniker to "Awesome Mensch AOSHQ Moron" - thank you for responding to the request that got near-willowed below.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:25 PM (6FqZa)

275 250 I have only 2 bumper stickers.

- 200K/yr
- 9 inches


So you bought the car used, no?

Posted by: nsirchov at August 22, 2017 09:25 PM (wJUTK)

276 Did you enjoy New Glarus? I haven't been there in years and years. We were thinking of maybe going in October.

We went for the brewery mostly and the town is ok. Missed out on some of the better restaurants because we went Sun., Mon., Tues. when they are closed. The brewery is something to see and vets drink free!

Posted by: dartist at August 22, 2017 09:26 PM (nisXv)

277 I saw this one. They had it all planned out.

http://tinypic.com/r/30jqzj7/9

Tiny pic insisted on turning it 90 degrees. Sorry.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 22, 2017 09:26 PM (X4XSI)

278 275; from peter north.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2017 09:26 PM (KP5rU)

279 Speaking of commercials and beer. They RUINED the most interesting man commercials. Now it's a bearded Michael Phelps look alike? WTF I don't think so.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:26 PM (Njv7i)

280 Well dickhead "Republican" Gov. Rauner is set to sign a bill to make Illinois a sanctuary state. Because broke and unable to pay your bills needs a flood of illegals to make things better.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 09:06 PM (auHtY)

Wtf? The whole state? I knew Chicago was a Sanctuary City, but now he's gonna fvck the whole state? And he's the GOP? smh

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 22, 2017 09:26 PM (faqzI)

281 Sorry, josephistan, you didn't phrase that in the form of a question.
tu3031 is our new Jeopardy champion!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 09:26 PM (mJ8mX)

282 "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

- The Ivanka Trump Hair Company.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 09:27 PM (bIwZ6)

283 OK.. late to the thread.

Is this ESPN Robert Lee thing verified ?

sounds like The Onion... but these days
hard to tell satire from lefty reality.

Posted by: McCool at August 22, 2017 09:27 PM (UBssA)

284 Isn't declaring a "sanctuary State" kind of like declaring secession?

Posted by: So nu? at August 22, 2017 09:27 PM (BsGS1)

285 >> Seriously, what's up with Ace?


Late August.

He's entered the Chrysalis Stage of Ewok Development.

He'll spin a Cocoon of Hobo Hair over the next 24 hrs.

In a few weeks he'll emerge as a sexually mature adult.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2017 09:28 PM (5MNCr)

286 279 Speaking of commercials and beer. They RUINED the most interesting man commercials. Now it's a bearded Michael Phelps look alike? WTF I don't think so.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:26 PM (Njv7i)

Hell, they even ruined the Fanta commercials. They used to have four hotties, now they put a ghey in with them.

Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:28 PM (ANIFC)

287 OK.. late to the thread.



Is this ESPN Robert Lee thing verified ?



sounds like The Onion... but these days

hard to tell satire from lefty reality.



Posted by: McCool at August 22, 2017 09:27 PM (UBssA)

Apparently, it's real

Because... why wouldn't it be.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 22, 2017 09:28 PM (FTXAT)

288 And it's a fry bar to reft center...

Posted by: Robert Ree Color Commentary at August 22, 2017 09:28 PM (Njv7i)

289 As I've said repeatedly, I have only one bumper sticker:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j42tvy5

I think it's more effective that way, as opposed to having my car plastered with slogans.

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2017 09:29 PM (sdi6R)

290 Hey, big spender, spend a little dime with me.

Posted by: Edie Adams at August 22, 2017 09:29 PM (OdK9v)

291 Courage is among her most beautiful features.



That and her ass.

Posted by: garrett
===


And a fanatical devotion to the Scientology Catholic Church.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 09:29 PM (2wRtc)

292 That is one of the best rant threads I have ever read here or anywhere else.
-------
Did you find it while Binging for 'tribbing', Dang?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 09:29 PM (mJ8mX)

293 And he's the GOP? smh

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 22, 2017 09:26 PM (faqzI)


A lot of people seem to think identifying yourself as GOP means you have principles when in reality it's just a marketing ploy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2017 09:30 PM (gwPgz)

294 253 Did you enjoy New Glarus? I haven't been there in years and years. We were thinking of maybe going in October.

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 09:17 PM

We drink Firestone 805 beer. They have some other good ones. I think my favorite is the pale ale.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 09:30 PM (Ri/rl)

295 And a fanatical devotion to the Scientology Catholic Church.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017

So she's got a hot ass and likes to drink! Nice!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:30 PM (Njv7i)

296
WHAT????

Posted by: Robert Ealey - sportscaster at August 22, 2017 09:30 PM (2wRtc)

297 Wtf? The whole state? I knew Chicago was a Sanctuary City, but now he's gonna fvck the whole state? And he's the GOP? smh

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 22, 2017 09:26 PM (faqzI)


Yup, the bill will say that state law enforcement doesn't have to cooperate with ICE or immigration agencies. He needs to be primaried.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 09:30 PM (auHtY)

298 You COB type persons... can one of you check and make sure Ace didn't drown in a puddle of Val-U-Rite?

Posted by: redbanzai at August 22, 2017 09:31 PM (FTXAT)

299 "You are my enemy and I want to see your political philosophy crushed and destroyed."

Should have followed her and then let the air out of her tires. Leftists really are terrible people, and they deserve to suffer.

Posted by: Chris M at August 22, 2017 09:31 PM (6RZos)

300 "Ancient Chinese secret!!!!! Heads would explode!"

No! No! Not "The Craw".

The Craw! THE CRAW!!!

Posted by: torquewrench at August 22, 2017 09:31 PM (ujwCG)

301 Speaking of commercials and beer. They RUINED the
most interesting man commercials. Now it's a bearded Michael Phelps look
alike? WTF I don't think so.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:26 PM (Njv7i)


I think the plan was to appeal to hipster douchebags that will never drink Dos Equis.

Posted by: Dave's Not Here at August 22, 2017 09:31 PM (sXefu)

302 A lot of people seem to think identifying yourself as GOP means you have principles when in reality it's just a marketing ploy!

That's not true!

Posted by: Lester Holt: Registered Republican at August 22, 2017 09:31 PM (O5Q3r)

303 Any Virginia Slims commercial.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:31 PM (OdK9v)

304 Evening all.

Final pit stop done. Now the final dash to SEE. About 4 hours left. Catch ya later.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 22, 2017 09:32 PM (A/ixJ)

305 Yup, the bill will say that state law enforcement doesn't have to cooperate with ICE or immigration agencies. He needs to be primaried.

He needs to be arrested.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 09:32 PM (bIwZ6)

306
Hey, big spender, spend a little dime with me.

Posted by: Edie Adams at August 22, 2017 09:29 PM (OdK9v)

Get your own dam silver dimes!

Posted by: Ron Paul at August 22, 2017 09:32 PM (zoSd2)

307 BUT, BUT...

WHY?

Posted by: Wubber Teeley - sportscaster at August 22, 2017 09:32 PM (2wRtc)

308 Caught a bit of Tucker Carleson on the radio this evening.
Someone insisting that because of all the "hate" being spread and teh violence we have to do SOMETHING to "pre empt" that violence.

Tucker didn't bring up the obvious Precrime Enforcement issue but went for the secondary point of "Who get's to decide what teh hate speech..." etc.

Douchetard responds that avoiding that kind of untrammeled discretion is why Legislators have to "step up" and legislate "reasonable" solutions to teh Hate Speech.

I swear if that sort of thing goes through I may have to find someplace to move to.

Posted by: So nu? at August 22, 2017 09:32 PM (BsGS1)

309 248 246 shoulda shot her....a mean look
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (oAY8z)

The bird and a big ol' grin.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 09:20 PM (0mRoj)

Blow the next person a kiss. Man, woman, or questionable. Watch head explode.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 22, 2017 09:32 PM (faqzI)

310 That is one of the best rant threads I have ever read here or anywhere else.
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Did you find it while Binging for 'tribbing', Dang?


Posted by: andycanuck
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Just Googled that and stopped reading before I got to the real dirty part so... no.

Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2017 09:32 PM (8b+oT)

311 And a fanatical devotion to the Scientology Catholic Church.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017

Why do hipster douchebags need to ruin everything. They even co-opted Pabst Blue Ribbon beer for fuck sake. I hate hipsters. I really do.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:33 PM (Njv7i)

312 I saw a bumper sticker the other day on a 60s model pickup truck, original looking truck and sticker:

Nixon-Ford

Which was a bit strange, as that was never a ticket.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 22, 2017 09:33 PM (6jaju)

313
Hell, they even ruined the Fanta commercials. They used to have four hotties, now they put a ghey in with them.
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:28 PM (ANIFC)

Teh ghey is in everything. Soup, graham crackers, cell phone carriers, jewelry stores...all ghey all the time.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 09:33 PM (0mRoj)

314
trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at August 22, 2017 09:33 PM (Z/mWW)

315 Breaking news! I had Bush's Chipotle and Honey Beans for dinner. Muy bueno!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 09:33 PM (Nwg0u)

316 188: deplorable: i didn't really have to worry, it was woodstock.

the hippies there live in a time warp.you can tell a local because their car would be covered with bumper stickers for every leftist cause. peak virtue signaling by people who made a lifestyle of virtue signaling.

the most obnoxious was the one that said "ginger rogers did everything fred astaire did backwards and in heels".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 22, 2017 09:33 PM (AxFdW)

317 I think the plan was to appeal to hipster douchebags that will never drink Dos Equis.

He's doing commercials for a tequila company that just skirts legality with his vague reference to his former bosses.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 09:33 PM (bIwZ6)

318 We drink Firestone 805 beer. They have some other good ones. I think my favorite is the pale ale.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Rubbery aftertaste.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:34 PM (OdK9v)

319 LOL!

Posted by: Widepsread Pepe at August 22, 2017 09:34 PM (XFue2)

320 308. To quote Auntie of Bartertown fame: 'Where ya gonna go?'

or the old joke - what does mexico have going for it that America does not? A better place to move to.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at August 22, 2017 09:34 PM (fA1SL)

321 It was Havana. I hate college, celebrity and journalism Jeopardy!

They dumb down the "answers" and the idiots still don't know.

Posted by: JAS at August 22, 2017 09:34 PM (UnDQI)

322

WHAT do you MEAN take a couple of sickdays?

Posted by: Stone Wulzaxon - sportscaster at August 22, 2017 09:34 PM (2wRtc)

323 ... of course, the wonderful ginger rogers did what astaire directed her to do. he was a genius.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 22, 2017 09:34 PM (AxFdW)

324 Saw a parody "Coexist" bumper sticker the other day. All the other symbols were running for their lives away from the crescent, which was armed with an AK.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 22, 2017 09:34 PM (nh/1C)

325 @320
"Move" is a euphemism.

Posted by: So nu? at August 22, 2017 09:34 PM (BsGS1)

326
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Rubbery aftertaste.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:34 PM (OdK9v)

I'm stealing that when I go to their brewery or tasting room.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 09:35 PM (Ri/rl)

327 Breaking news! I had Bush's Chipotle and Honey Beans for dinner. Muy bueno!
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks
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You may want to temporarily remove the batteries from your smoke/gas detectors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:35 PM (OdK9v)

328 Nixon-Ford

Which was a bit strange, as that was never a ticket.


Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 22, 2017 09:33 PM (6jaju)

Was it a Ford truck?

Posted by: X-ray at August 22, 2017 09:36 PM (zoSd2)

329 He's doing commercials for a tequila company that just skirts legality with his vague reference to his former bosses.

His friends call him "friend". His enemies don't call him anything, since they are all dead.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 22, 2017 09:36 PM (O5Q3r)

330 Damn you, Cam Winston!

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 22, 2017 09:36 PM (faqzI)

331 He's doing commercials for a tequila company that just skirts legality with his vague reference to his former bosses.

I don't often shoot heroin... but when I read the Washington Post, I shoot Alexthechick brand Eyeball Heroin.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:36 PM (6FqZa)

332 Rubbery aftertaste.


Newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 22, 2017 09:36 PM (Tyii7)

333 Off to do stuff. Good to see all is well in Hordelandia. Have a good one all!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2017 09:36 PM (Njv7i)

334 315 Breaking news! I had Bush's Chipotle and Honey Beans for dinner. Muy bueno!
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 09:33 PM (Nwg0u)

I had leftover linguisa, some figs stuffed with goat cheese and wrapped in prosciutto.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 09:37 PM (Ri/rl)

335 His Mother has a tattoo that says, "Son."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 09:37 PM (bIwZ6)

336 make illinois a territory again. fuck em, they're bankrupt anyway. let them wallow in their self made shithole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2017 09:37 PM (KP5rU)

337 I'm stealing that when I go to their brewery or tasting room.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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This would be a good year to do that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:37 PM (OdK9v)

338 327 Breaking news! I had Bush's Chipotle and Honey Beans for dinner. Muy bueno!
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks

My fav is TX ranchero but they don't sell them in western MA

Posted by: nsirchov at August 22, 2017 09:37 PM (wJUTK)

339 Virtue signaling, blah...everyone is sick of it. Even Jill Stein voters. We win. Set to ignore.

Posted by: Alice at August 22, 2017 09:38 PM (eLvFT)

340 Firestone-Walker does quite a bit of distribution, CaliGirl - they even have billboard advertizing down here. Their stuff is good. We ate at the Templeton restaurant once, it was quite good too.

2nd generation was the winery, right? And 3rd is the brewery?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2017 09:38 PM (mBYZv)

341 Bumper Sticker:

- 7 ropes

Posted by: Widepsread Pepe at August 22, 2017 09:38 PM (XFue2)

342 Actually the Subaru market is lesbians and men who don't offend lesbians.
Posted by: So nu? at August 22, 2017 09:24 PM (BsGS1)

=======

My daughter wanted a small SUV, and after reading a bunch of reviews decided on the Subaru Forrester. I was able to gently persuade her into getting a Hyundai Santa Fe as I was buying.

After we got the deal done she turned to me and said "Dad, you know I'm not gay, right? I wanted a Subaru because of all the great reviews".

All I said was "Think of who is posting all those fabulous reviews".

Like it or not, there is a stigma attached to Subarus.

Posted by: GOULD at August 22, 2017 09:38 PM (Ystq3)

343 And It a deep fry bawr to reft center! And General Sherman make the catch!

Posted by: Robert E Ree at August 22, 2017 09:39 PM (Njv7i)

344 "Liberal" is just a fancy way of spelling "stupid."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 22, 2017 09:39 PM (l9m7l)

345 make illinois a territory again. fuck em

My proposal was to carve off the Military Tract of 1812, alias "Forgotonia". This is the territory between the Illinois and the Mississippi rivers.

Iowa and/or Missouri would make much better use of that region.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:39 PM (6FqZa)

346 Hot?
A long time ago at the end of a commercial, Jaclyn Smith givinv the camera "the look" while saying "After all, part of being a woman is knowing when not to be too much of a lady."

Posted by: teej at August 22, 2017 09:39 PM (mJRr3)

347 didnt read any comments

she was IRL doxxing you MH

Plate, face, location, age, sex, car description, etc.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 22, 2017 09:40 PM (z2W2E)

348 Im all for that, Chavez. But not until the borders with neighboring states are sealed by Marines with shoot-to-kill orders. They are unbearable as weekend visitors. Seeing them move in would be . . . No, I dont even want to imagine.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 22, 2017 09:40 PM (JyFLk)

349 Unfortunately Dick "Dick" Durbin hails from the Military Tract area, but we can just put him in a primary against McCaskill and then run another election in Illinois, to find some other douchebag.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:40 PM (6FqZa)

350 Virtue signaling will have officially jumped the shark once Andrew "Evil Eyes" Cuomo announces that "Haters Have No Place Here In New Yaawk!"

Posted by: So nu? at August 22, 2017 09:41 PM (BsGS1)

351 And General Sherman make the catch!

The Lankies win the pennant! The Lankies win the pennant!

Posted by: Bob Lee at August 22, 2017 09:41 PM (Tyii7)

352 Will they be playing the "All" commercials form the 70's? How do you get your white's so clean Mr.Lee?..Out pops the wife from the back room of the laundromat....Ancient Chinese secret!!!!! Heads would explode!

Posted by: Minnfidel


I remember that! There was also an SNL skit where Dana Carvey and Nora Dunne played two Chinese owners of a chicken pet store. That would be verboten as well, I imagine.

It would be interesting to see how companies got to this insane, paranoid despotic state.

If a timeline could be charted of their company officers, would that explain it? Or is it more to do with the MSM shifting the 'overton window'?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

353 did you get a good look at her? Might have been Althouse trolling for something to write about.

Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at August 22, 2017 09:41 PM (ILitO)

354 Iowa and/or Missouri would make much better use of that region.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:39 PM (6FqZa)

No, no, no, no, no.....we do not want E. St.L.
- Signed, Missouri

Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 09:41 PM (Enq6K)

355 Seen on Twitter: there's a Barron Trump manga (comic book) on sale in Japan. Apparently it involves him somehow foiling plots by Putin and Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 22, 2017 09:41 PM (5dOnv)

356 I'm suing everyone.

EVERYONE!

Posted by: Ura Notsey at August 22, 2017 09:42 PM (2wRtc)

357 Per the IL news, as I've been saying - Sessions and Co. had better get much more serious (unless they already are, in their famously discreet fashion).

I have seen nothing - nothing - from Washington indicating the corrosive lawlessness is going to be seriously confronted.

Nicking grants is more than anything advertizing your weakness or meekness.

* appropiations language - "no funds appropriated by this or any other act ....." with certification requirement for full cooperation on all law including immigration

* reciprocity: ramp down/discontinue federal law enforcement cooperation with lawless states (two way street, fuckers)

* arrest, on felony charges, select local law enforcement for their crimes

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2017 09:42 PM (mBYZv)

358 Virtue signaling will have officially jumped the shark once Andrew "Evil Eyes" Cuomo announces that "Haters Have No Place Here In New Yaawk!"

Posted by: So nu?


You joking me? He DID that already a few years ago, with regards to redefining marriage.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 09:42 PM (/qEW2)

359 Hmm. Looking at Virginia Slims ads, is that Andi McDowell? http://tinyurl.com/yabqyxt2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 09:43 PM (OdK9v)

360 remember this:

those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad


Posted by: Sound awake at August 22, 2017 09:43 PM (Khzxt)

361 "Be good for goodness sake"

and the next line is, "You Better watch Out"

Posted by: barbarausa at August 22, 2017 09:43 PM (Elk67)

362 Prosciutto and dates are very good too, CaliGirl.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 09:43 PM (mJ8mX)

363 I am related to someone with whom I would otherwise have cut ties earlier this year. We've disagreed on political issues for a while, but since the election of Trump, her smug moral sanctimony about her leftist superiority has gone nuclear. She is not just right, anyone who disagrees with her is corrupt, stupid and evil.

Considering that I have asked her several times to unambiguously condemn the violence of antifa and associated crews and she repeatedly evaded the question, even ties of blood are straining at this point. I don't think she has any idea how far she's pushing me.

Posted by: Zaklog the Deplorable at August 22, 2017 09:44 PM (YgGN4)

364 The bumper sticker, "Make America Green Again". Did it make you feel good to place it on your bumper? What does it mean?

It means, "Make the country awash in money".

Let's get the "green" back to what it used to mean. Eco-nuts can go try and steal another color. They can have puce or brown.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 22, 2017 09:45 PM (rZ+mb)

365 @358 I thought he did something like that about "extreme conservatives" which is almost worse, but I thought he might want to tie everything together.
He has, by the way "hunted and shot with a shotgun"

Posted by: So nu? at August 22, 2017 09:45 PM (BsGS1)

366 The key to my military strategy has always been maintaining inscrutability with regards to the enemy. *bows* *gong sound*

Posted by: General Robert E. Lee at August 22, 2017 09:45 PM (/qEW2)

367 Caller.
My man, Trump, is living rent free in these lefty assholes' heads and it is just wonderful. Their protest/resistance demonstrate how stupid, idiotic and meaningless their "movement" is. No real productivity. No workable alternative policies. Just the same old failed progressive, socialist, commie crap and the same old inevitable violence that has accompanied their message for the last century. How many more souls do we let these assholes destroy before we put them out of their misery permanently?

Posted by: Cosda at August 22, 2017 09:45 PM (CLyLt)

368 Hmm. Looking at Virginia Slims ads, is that Andi McDowell?

Her mom, maybe. Mmmm, Andi McDowell...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 09:46 PM (bIwZ6)

369 Out pops the wife from the back room of the laundromat....Ancient Chinese secret!!!!! Heads would explode!

A year or two ago there was a Chinese-market laundry ad where the woman put a black man in the washing machine and he came out Chinese.

SJWs kind of vapor locked because it was raaaacist but they couldn't criticize a minority culture.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 22, 2017 09:46 PM (5dOnv)

370
No, no, no, no, no.....we do not want E. St.L.
- Signed, Missouri


East St. Louis isn't in the bargain. The Illinois River joins the Mississippi River above St. Louis.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2017 09:46 PM (pNxlR)

371 Well, Elijah ran down the mountain so fast he passed up Ahab in his chariot. Then, after Jezebel finds out what happened to her priests she puts a contract out on Elijah.

Elijah high tails it out of town a wanted man and very depressed. So, God gives him some *cake and something to drink, tells him to take a break and sleep.
Stay tuned.

*Angel food cake, that is.

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 09:46 PM (beZXb)

372 Running against Rauner on the Dem side (so far) is one of Bobby Kennedy's kids and JB Pritzker who I think bankrolled Barry. I'm going to guess a Dem will win because Rauner has done nothing but f -up his entire time in office

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 09:46 PM (auHtY)

373 345 make illinois a territory again. fuck em

My proposal was to carve off the Military Tract of 1812, alias "Forgotonia". This is the territory between the Illinois and the Mississippi rivers.

Iowa and/or Missouri would make much better use of that region.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:39 PM (6FqZa)

A Chicago columnist (Kass?) suggested carving up Illinois & letting surrounding states each take a piece. Best solution IMO. I would also add a req. that none of the current govt. who caused this mess could run for or hold office again.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 22, 2017 09:46 PM (faqzI)

374 Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2017 09:42 PM (mBYZv)

I have abandoned hope, the Deep Establishment will abide; to them, President Trump is just a bump in the road!

I thank AZ for Senators McCain and Flake (how perfectly named), KY for McConnell, and WI for Ryan, they have rescued us from the abyss of a return to a sane government!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2017 09:46 PM (gwPgz)

375 I think Cuomo is kind of a male Hillary. He's had such a ride from his name and a series of gimme elections in an automatic blue state that he thinks he's actually far smarter and more appealing than he is.

Posted by: So nu? at August 22, 2017 09:47 PM (BsGS1)

376 They can have puce or brown.

Fuschia. Fool around with the pronunciation a bit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 09:47 PM (bIwZ6)

377 Gorilla Gumdrop: yeah, I read Kass, and remembered an obscure bit of US border-dispute history, so raised that as a means to meet Kass halfway.

It was a good article, Kass's article.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:48 PM (6FqZa)

378 328 Was it a Ford truck?


Posted by: X-ray


Honestly, I couldn't tell. All I saw was the ass end from a distance, with the Nixon Ford sticker.

************
So since IL is among the topics, here's some moar bad newz if you live there. IL has the worst property taxes in the nation, by several measures:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycjcm5nz

But illegals are welcome.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 22, 2017 09:48 PM (6jaju)

379 Dr Ben Carson just took the podium.

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 09:48 PM (y1JfG)

380 >>Like it or not, there is a stigma attached to Subarus.

True. Almost as bad the one attached to Hyundais.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 09:49 PM (/tuJf)

381 " Prosciutto and dates are very good too"

Nine and A Half Weeks Food Scene reference?

Posted by: X-ray at August 22, 2017 09:49 PM (zoSd2)

382 Damn dirty Nazis!

The Alt-Right Carries On Margaret Sanger's Pro-Abortion Legacy

https://tinyurl.com/yckbywv4

Link goes to severely conservative site National Review.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 09:49 PM (Nwg0u)

383 Make America Green Again

Where, exactly, is this? Because everywhere I go, even in a major metropolitan area, is THICK with trees and vegetation. On car trips outside the city, you can pass endless acres on both sides of the highway that are filled with literally millions of trees.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2017 09:49 PM (oVJmc)

384 Antifa was not seen in the crowd of protesters across the street from the rally.

Difference between a red state and a blue one, you think?

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 09:50 PM (y1JfG)

385 Ah yes Hyundais. The car that says "I couldn't quite swing a Honda."

Posted by: So nu? at August 22, 2017 09:50 PM (BsGS1)

386 But illegals are welcome.

That's who we are: our values.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:50 PM (6FqZa)

387 379; clayton bigsby is at the rally?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2017 09:50 PM (KP5rU)

388 Sessions... Sessions???
Sessions do something? Ha.
Sessions do something. Nah.

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 09:50 PM (beZXb)

389
Per the IL news, as I've been saying - Sessions and Co. had better get
much more serious (unless they already are, in their famously discreet
fashion).



Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2017 09:42 PM (mBYZv)


Shh, you'll wake him! He's already gone to bed.

Posted by: Dave's Not Here at August 22, 2017 09:51 PM (sXefu)

390 2nd generation was the winery, right? And 3rd is the brewery?
Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2017 09:38 PM (mBYZv)

Brooks started the winery. I think his boys run the beer part but I could be wrong.

I think a winery from the Santa Rita hills area bought the winery. Again, I may be mistaken.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 09:51 PM (Ri/rl)

391 True. Almost as bad the one attached to Hyundais.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 09:49 PM (/tuJf)

=======

Really? Please to ejumacate me. My company car is a Genesis 5.0. What am I signalling?

Posted by: GOULD at August 22, 2017 09:52 PM (Ystq3)

392 But illegals are welcome.



That's who we are: our values.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 09:50 PM (6FqZa)


Cornbreros for everyone!

Posted by: Mitt at August 22, 2017 09:52 PM (sXefu)

393 "Honestly, I couldn't tell. All I saw was the ass end from a distance, with the Nixon Ford sticker."

Just thought it could have been a custom pun sticker if it was on a Ford.

Posted by: X-ray at August 22, 2017 09:52 PM (zoSd2)

394 look
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 22, 2017 09:19 PM (oAY8z)


Ghost: did I read awhile back that you're in UA?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 22, 2017 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

395 I just bought a brand new Camry. Mr. H was too big to fit into a Honda.

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 09:53 PM (y1JfG)

396 >>Really? Please to ejumacate me. My company car is a Genesis 5.0. What am I signalling?

I was kidding.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 09:53 PM (/tuJf)

397 362 Prosciutto and dates are very good too, CaliGirl.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 09:43 PM (mJ8mX)

I like dates stuffed with blue cheese and wrapped in prosciutto and baked. They are really good.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 09:54 PM (Ri/rl)

398 Can't we all just get a bong?

Posted by: Tired old hippie sayings at August 22, 2017 09:54 PM (mknWS)

399 What am I signalling?
Posted by: GOULD at August 22, 2017 09:52 PM (Ystq3)
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Gullibility, Im pretty sure.

Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2017 09:54 PM (UoSKV)

400 Sessions do something. Nah.

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 09:50 PM (beZXb)


The only useful sessions I have seen lately are Session IPAs!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2017 09:54 PM (gwPgz)

401 Really? Please to ejumacate me. My company car is a Genesis 5.0. What am I signalling?

Posted by: GOULD at August 22, 2017 09:52 PM (Ystq3)



Phil Collins

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 09:54 PM (auHtY)

402 A Chicago columnist (Kass?) suggested carving up Illinois & letting surrounding states each take a piece. Best solution IMO. I would also add a req. that none of the current govt. who caused this mess could run for or hold office again.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 22, 2017 09:46 PM (faqzI)
********


Cut it up in a radii so that all of the states get docking space on the lake.

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 09:54 PM (beZXb)

403 remember this:

those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad

-
Rache! Madcow is in deep, deep trouble.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 09:54 PM (Nwg0u)

404 in a way, the 60's hippy counter culture was one long virtue signal.

and liberals have been posturing moral superiority ever since.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 22, 2017 09:55 PM (AxFdW)

405 Living in the Bay Area I have absolutely no problem telling people with left wing stickers on their vehicle what dumb MF'ers they are. Might be on the freeway, gas station, red light, it's priceless and funny as hell watching them lose their shit in a rage.

Posted by: JROD at August 22, 2017 09:55 PM (8mnOK)

406 I enjoy the Sessions asleep humor, some is hilarious.

But I am certain I have no idea exactly what is going on with this in the WH or DOJ.

Have to assume they know all this.

But leading with the lame grants-withholding stunt (which may legitimately be vulnerable to court challenge), and no sign of a real $$$$ stick (appropriations language) - this is not encouraging.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2017 09:55 PM (mBYZv)

407 Nine and A Half Weeks Food Scene reference?
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Not to my knowledge; a friend served it at a party rather than with the usual melon and I liked it.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 09:56 PM (mJ8mX)

408 I haven't seen a Virgninan beaten this badly since Gettysburg! - Robert Lee, sportscaster

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at August 22, 2017 09:56 PM (fA1SL)

409 >Really? Please to ejumacate me. My company car is a Genesis 5.0. What am I signalling?

NOT YOUR TURNS, THAT'S FOR SURE!

Posted by: The Guy Behind You at August 22, 2017 09:56 PM (oVJmc)

410
East St. Louis isn't in the bargain. The Illinois River joins the Mississippi River above St. Louis.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2017 09:46 PM (pNxlR)

Oh, nevermind....

Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 09:57 PM (Enq6K)

411 I was kidding.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 09:53 PM (/tuJf)

Cool, thanks. I didn't know if there really was a type associated with Hyundai.

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Ah yes Hyundais. The car that says "I couldn't quite swing a Honda."
Posted by: So nu? at August 22, 2017 09:50 PM (BsGS1)

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The Hyundai that I drive could buy 2 maxed out Accords with money left over.

Posted by: GOULD at August 22, 2017 09:57 PM (Ystq3)

412 A billion times this. These people cannot be reasoned with and must be destroyed.

Politically speaking. Ahem.

Posted by: Eli Cash at August 22, 2017 09:57 PM (67sg6)

413 I do have a neighbor who is a commercial lobster fisherman, lives a couple blocks away. He has a ratty old pickup and a Subaru. Reminds me of Qunit only meaner.

I'm reasonable certain he isn't lesbian.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 09:58 PM (/tuJf)

414 Not to my knowledge; a friend served it at a party rather than with the usual melon and I liked it.


Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 09:56 PM (mJ8mX)

My bad attempt at a joke on the 2 meanings for "dates"

Posted by: X-ray at August 22, 2017 09:59 PM (zoSd2)

415 "I'm reasonable certain he isn't lesbian."

Transitioning?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2017 10:00 PM (mBYZv)

416 But it will end up smelling fishy, Jack, so who knows for sure.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 10:00 PM (mJ8mX)

417 "Antifa was not seen in the crowd of protesters across the street from the rally."

I think I'm going to start referring to Antifa as AuntiFlo. Who's with me?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 22, 2017 10:00 PM (3JQ/p)

418 Ghost: did I read awhile back that you're in UA?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 22, 2017 09:52 PM (TdMsT)


Yep. Living' the dream

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 22, 2017 10:00 PM (oAY8z)

419 I'm reasonable certain he isn't lesbian.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 09:58 PM (/tuJf)

<sigh>Trapped in a man's body. Truly, aren't we all?

Posted by: Dave's Not Here at August 22, 2017 10:01 PM (sXefu)

420 Want to understand leftists?

Watch Leah Remini's Scientology series.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 10:01 PM (2wRtc)

421 as was mentioned above, notorious White Nationalist Ben Carson is at the Trump rally.

Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at August 22, 2017 10:02 PM (ILitO)

422 The Hyundai that I drive could buy 2 maxed out Accords with money left over.

Posted by: GOULD at August 22, 2017 09:57 PM (Ystq3)

Moo moo....is that you?

Posted by: Tedium meter reader at August 22, 2017 10:02 PM (ECucJ)

423 421 The House Negro

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 10:02 PM (y1JfG)

424 Rache! Madcow is in deep, deep trouble.
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What did he do now?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 10:02 PM (2wRtc)

425 I refuse to take morality lessons from folks that sacrifice their children to Moloch.


Posted by: JAS at August 22, 2017 10:03 PM (UnDQI)

426 21 "'People with lefty bumperstickers are the worst flipping drivers in the world.'


That is true. At least it gives you an indication to expect them to do something dumb.

I wish I had a suction cup dart gun mounted in the front of my truck that shoots darts with little flags that say "Dumbass" on them."

I wish I had a Ma Deuce.

Posted by: ChupaMe at August 22, 2017 10:03 PM (irEaO)

427 The Commie John Brown people were there.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 22, 2017 10:03 PM (hVdx9)

428 Pence speaking now in Arizona.

Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 10:04 PM (Enq6K)

429 423 421 The House Negro

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 10:02 PM (y1JfG)


Ben "Oreo" Carson?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 22, 2017 10:04 PM (gwPgz)

430 ONT...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 22, 2017 10:04 PM (3JQ/p)

431 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

Comment from old thread, not Mohler of Southern Baptist. SW Baptist Seminary in Ft. Worth, TX. The minister graduated sometime in the late 80s when Dilday was still there. Not that it means anything. As I said, suspect some Elmer Gantry in play.

His sermons were definitely Unitarian in feel. I have heard the same kind of theology, with a few twists, at Cathedral of Hope services here in Dallas. Not my thing, but a thing.

Posted by: Usedtocould at August 22, 2017 10:04 PM (VCqKl)

432 Moo moo....is that you?

Posted by: Tedium meter reader at August 22, 2017 10:02 PM (ECucJ)

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Nope. I don't own the car, company leases it.

Posted by: GOULD at August 22, 2017 10:04 PM (Ystq3)

433 Oh and that white supremacist, Ben Carson, is behind Pence.

Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 10:04 PM (Enq6K)

434 The Phoenix mayor is sitting alone is bunker , rocking in the fetal position.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 10:05 PM (2wRtc)

435 Is Genesis it's own brand now, like Acura is to Honda?

Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 10:05 PM (ANIFC)

436 Pence has the charisma of a hockey puck.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 10:05 PM (/tuJf)

437 I had a Hyundai once. Just once

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 22, 2017 10:05 PM (lJW6d)

438
True. Almost as bad the one attached to Hyundais.
Posted by: JackStraw
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*runs sobbing from the room*

Posted by: Yugo at August 22, 2017 10:05 PM (OdK9v)

439 Actually my Hyundai (a Veracruz) was quite comfortable. It was just homesick. It wanted to return to the dealership, repeatedly.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 22, 2017 10:07 PM (lJW6d)

440 FREE TIBET!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 22, 2017 10:07 PM (DxWUs)

441 The Hyundai that I drive could buy 2 maxed out Accords with money left over.
Posted by: GOULD at August




How is that possible? Did you put the nitrous kit in and make it a lowrider?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2017 10:09 PM (0wem/)

442 well, the Big Guy just walked out. Even notice that he claps like a normal person and Hillary would clap like she was waiting for someone to throw her a fish?

Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at August 22, 2017 10:09 PM (ILitO)

443 96 everyday, more and more I truly am beginning to hate people. Their ignorance, their self righteousness. I'm so very disappointed in a lot of people right now. People I thought were friends.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (CNHr1)

Yep. I lost two friends this week over stupid statues.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 22, 2017 10:11 PM (rJUlF)

444 417 "Antifa was not seen in the crowd of protesters across the street from the rally."

I think I'm going to start referring to Antifa as AuntiFlo. Who's with me?
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 22, 2017 10:00 PM (3JQ/p)

Is this b/c u know what AunitFlo is a euphemism for in the South?

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 22, 2017 10:13 PM (l7Y3k)

445 >>I do have a neighbor who is a commercial lobster
fisherman, lives a couple blocks away. He has a ratty old pickup and a
Subaru. Reminds me of Qunit only meaner.



I'm reasonable certain he isn't lesbian.

Posted by: JackStraw

Does he have a trucker's wallet?

Posted by: Aviator at August 22, 2017 10:13 PM (/Nite)

446 443 96 everyday, more and more I truly am beginning to hate people. Their ignorance, their self righteousness. I'm so very disappointed in a lot of people right now. People I thought were friends.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 22, 2017 08:55 PM (CNHr1)

Yep. I lost two friends this week over stupid statues.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 22, 2017 10:11 PM (rJUlF)

So sad. smh It is tough to be a sane person in an insane world.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 22, 2017 10:15 PM (l7Y3k)

447 >>Pence has the charisma of a hockey puck.

Posted by: JackStraw

Hey! How would you like to lose a couple of teeth?

Posted by: The Puck at August 22, 2017 10:16 PM (/Nite)

448 "Is this b/c u know what AuntiFlo is a euphemism for in the South?"

I don't think it's just the South.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 22, 2017 10:17 PM (3JQ/p)

449 As I said, suspect some Elmer Gantry in play.

His sermons were definitely Unitarian in feel. I have heard the same kind of theology, with a few twists, at Cathedral of Hope services here in Dallas. Not my thing, but a thing.

Posted by: Usedtocould


Ok, duh. I was confusing that with someplace else. Mohler would never tolerate a UU perspective there. They are basically atheists (and I'm not surprised they've picked up the Elmer Gantry schtick to bamboozle people).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 10:17 PM (/qEW2)

450 How is that possible? Did you put the nitrous kit in and make it a lowrider?
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2017 10:09 PM (0wem/)

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Look up the price of a Hyundai Genesis Ultimate 5.0 fully loaded. That is how.

Posted by: GOULD at August 22, 2017 10:21 PM (Ystq3)

451 Make America Purple Again

Posted by: Barney the Dinosaur at August 22, 2017 11:02 PM (2NqXo)

452 So you and your 20 year old truck got an eyeball humping from some silly twit in a Subaru. These folks need to sod off.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 23, 2017 12:04 AM (Sda6L)

453 "You are my enemy and I want to see your political philosophy crushed and destroyed"

Conan, what is best in life?

Posted by: Wamphyr at August 23, 2017 12:24 AM (lWluK)

454 Chill MH . . . . . . . .maybe you just drifted out of your lane a little bit.

Posted by: KLH at August 23, 2017 12:46 AM (ksfux)

455 During Dubya, Someone -probably a leftie- proposed that "Insurrection Be Off the table" as far as political remedy were concerned.
I remember thinking that Insurrection can Never be off the table under our Constitution.
But Insurrection for running a shitty corrupt career trough feeding unlikable criminal like Hillary Clinton for president and Losing is not sufficient reason for over throwing the duly elected President and Gov't. and said insurrection should be put down violently and effectively and at the next earliest opportunity.
Enough of the Left's little temper tantrum already.
Grow the fuck up.

Posted by: firefirefire at August 23, 2017 04:12 AM (vO2v4)

456 195
Robert Lee could solve this: he could go by Bobby Li. He could give the 'i' a short sound (dip, as opposed to kite).

Ahh, I see what you did there.

He could do the Seattle, Portland, SF, West Hollywood comedy circuit. This weekend, the incomparable Bobby Li! Two shows on Saturday night.


94
86 When I first got my Mustang, candy apple red convertible natch, I
would pull up next to a Prius in SoCal and point and laugh...then hit
the gas.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2017 08:52 PM (79p/O)



I fly around them too. Idiots. Their cars cannot go faster than 45 up a hill. They irritate me.

They actually can do better than 45, but they are morally superior to you and me, so they don't. I live near Seattle and drive a real car. I know.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2017 04:58 AM (UsCnO)

457 * First Reading * Classic Declaration of War. No hyperbole. Just facts, reasoning, and the need for self-preservation!

Now I shall marinate in the Value Rite ethos of my fellow 'Rons & 'Ettes as I reread it.

Posted by: Someone who din't major in history at August 23, 2017 07:18 AM (rv12I)

458 Just proves that the libatards are people who don't know the difference between their opinion and Fact, so there is no point trying to educate them as they already know everything.

Posted by: Dr Kent at August 23, 2017 07:31 AM (WMk3K)

459 Every subaru ad makes me want to vomit and experience diarrhea simultaneously.

Posted by: jmp at August 23, 2017 09:17 AM (ctXeH)

460 "You are not my opponent. You are my enemy."

Period.
Full stop.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 23, 2017 01:53 PM (jWe5r)

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