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Oh, FFS:

In a story that seems made for The Onion, but is actually true, according to multiple Outkick fans inside ESPN MSESPN decided to pull an Asian college football announcer named Robert Lee off the William and Mary at University of Virginia college football game because they were concerned that having an ASIAN FOOTBALL ANNOUNCER NAMED ROBERT LEE would be offensive to some viewers.

Did I mention that Robert Lee is Asian?

On the other hand, having reread the piece, I notice that it is unsourced and I don't see anything about this on Lee's Twitter TL.

Thomas Wictor, whose Tweet-storms I've posted here, has been given the boot from YouTube. Here is a 20-minute video where he discusses it.


creates jam.jpg

Here's a tweet that did not age well:


hillary wants to be a preacher.jpg

Posted by: OregonMuse at 07:00 PM




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1
First Amendment!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 06:59 PM (YaAiU)

2 Yo!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at August 22, 2017 07:01 PM (66CWr)

3 God keep our president safe.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 22, 2017 07:01 PM (CNHr1)

4 I shoulda gone with teh Second Amendment joke to back up Sooth...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at August 22, 2017 07:01 PM (66CWr)

5 Amen, DeplorableJewells45.

And I'll add God keep ourTrump voters safe as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2017 07:02 PM (hyuyC)

6 Those ladies at the Trump rally need to be careful. They aren't really dressed to withstand urine bombs and bicycle locks

Posted by: DitkaCA at August 22, 2017 07:02 PM (kVjCi)

7 Wow. I go away to make dinner, watch "Frasier" and do the dishes and only now a noodie?

Someone get the corgis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 07:02 PM (mbhDw)

8 Hunting wabbitz...

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 22, 2017 07:02 PM (wJlYw)

9 Youtube and Twitter can be replaced at the drop of a hat. It's not like they are offering unobtanium.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 22, 2017 07:03 PM (Ipdmm)

10 Be vewy, vewy quiet...

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 22, 2017 07:03 PM (wJlYw)

11 Curvy pink hatted girl to the left:

Screen door
Hurricane

Some assembly required

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at August 22, 2017 07:03 PM (+dsLj)

12 Is Muldoon writing Headlines for the Times, now?

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2017 07:03 PM (ggONd)

13 When Obama visited LA a motorcade carrying a fruit caused jams.

Posted by: Santos Monica at August 22, 2017 07:03 PM (bc2Lc)

14
There are plenty of Amendments to go around!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 07:03 PM (YaAiU)

15 6 Those ladies at the Trump rally need to be careful. They aren't really dressed to withstand urine bombs and bicycle locks
Posted by: DitkaCA at August 22, 2017 07:02 PM (kVjCi)


Except the chick in the pink gym shorts has a .38 snub tucked in the waistband.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 07:03 PM (mbhDw)

16 Looking like some protesters in Arizona

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 07:04 PM (pPKG5)

17 So the antifa and CNN would consider these ladies white supremacists?

Posted by: IC at August 22, 2017 07:04 PM (a0IVu)

18 FEMA arranges emergency shipment of bread and peanut butter to LA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2017 07:04 PM (OdK9v)

19 Sorta willowed on the last thread:

So ace's girlfriend loves him long time?

Or maybe he's secretly married to that French hottie Scienca, and she is delivering the second set of twins.

After all, we offered to plan his wedding.

And OM, thank you for being the thread whisperer today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2017 07:04 PM (hyuyC)

20 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at August 22, 2017 07:04 PM (Tyk2V)

21 Those ladies at the Trump rally need to be careful. They aren't really dressed to withstand urine bombs and bicycle locks

-
Molotov cocktails . . . .

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 07:05 PM (Nwg0u)

22 Lobert E. Ree.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 07:05 PM (/qEW2)

23 I am hoping for a glorious, golden pushback in AZ. It can happen there, if it can happen anywhere.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 22, 2017 07:05 PM (xJa6I)

24 Plesant looking ladies looking forward to a fun time at the rally.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2017 07:06 PM (jm1YL)

25 That too NaCly. People are getting crazier and crazier.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 22, 2017 07:06 PM (CNHr1)

26 HILLARY LOST
Go ahead and Happy Dance

Posted by: Olga the Dominatrix at August 22, 2017 07:06 PM (HgMAr)

27 Behind the Trump Won, Go Ahead And Cry sign is a western holster with a 45 cal Colt Peacemaker

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 07:06 PM (pPKG5)

28 Curvy pink hatted girl to the left:

Screen door
Hurricane

Some assembly required


Oh yeah. I still can't get Heavy Metal Hannah's lovely image out of my headmeat. She's destined to replace Tri-Cornered Hat Girl in your mythology.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 07:06 PM (bIwZ6)

29
Has it been labeled an alt-right rally, yet? It will be.

And that's exactly what we want.

We want it to be clear to everyone that there are only Two Sides in this country. You are either with the Left/Fake News or you are a racist nazi against them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 07:06 PM (YaAiU)

30 Big rig carrying fruit crashes, creates jam.



*****

Oh Lord preserve us!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:06 PM (wPiJc)

31 What was Shep Smith doing driving a big rig?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 07:07 PM (/qEW2)

32 Oh Lord preserve us!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:06 PM (wPiJc)
Oh, no, you didn't! :-)

Posted by: Peaches at August 22, 2017 07:07 PM (EgOr3)

33 Never thought in my wildest dreams that I would ever laugh at something said by The Church of Satan.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 07:07 PM (LuKE7)

34 Can you imagine if it would have been a truck carrying cucumbers? What a pickle.

Posted by: no good deed at August 22, 2017 07:08 PM (RozsV)

35 Hello.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at August 22, 2017 07:08 PM (mJ8mX)

36 New content

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 07:08 PM (pPKG5)

37 When Our Poet Laureate Muldoon goes "thumbs down" on a pun, it's a real stinker.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2017 07:08 PM (hyuyC)

38 Arizona? Will Drooling John's tumor be there to protest?

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2017 07:08 PM (HgMAr)

39 17 So the antifa and CNN would consider these ladies white supremacists?
Posted by: IC at August 22, 2017 07:04 PM (a0IVu)


They're white, they're Trump supporters; do you have to ask?

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2017 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

40 Yikes!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:08 PM (wPiJc)

41 Nazi dominatrices, I see. I'll take the one on the left.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 07:08 PM (/qEW2)

42 >>Oh Lord preserve us!


Marmalade!

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2017 07:09 PM (ggONd)

43 Fox says at Charlottesville City Council meeting protesters shouted them down for four hours including climbing on the desk with a banner proclaiming they had
Blood On Their Hands.

The good citizens of Charlottesville are holding the city council and mayor, who they want to resign, responsible for not letting the police do their job.

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 07:09 PM (beZXb)

44 0 comments to 35 in half a second since I opened the thread?

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at August 22, 2017 07:09 PM (mJ8mX)

45 Commenters at BB said there were "thousands" of bikers at the AZ rally. If that's true, there could be fireworks.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 22, 2017 07:09 PM (398bZ)

46 Almost thought the thread was going to disappear.

What time is this rally starting?

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 07:09 PM (pPKG5)

47 Truck carrying Kaopectate crashed on the I-10. Traffic was backed up for miles.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:09 PM (wPiJc)

48 Rejected by America. Rejected by the Church of Satan.

I guess she has free time for yoga and hawking howdy doody for cash, now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 22, 2017 07:10 PM (tbOMB)

49 Sports? Never heard of 'em.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson's ESPN at August 22, 2017 07:10 PM (Tyii7)

50 How about a mass protest where people go to Google and search for 'Why is Google censoring conservatives?' over and over and over....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2017 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

51 30 Big rig carrying fruit crashes, creates jam.



*****

Oh Lord preserve us!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:06 PM (wPiJc)

And the really sad part?

They were on their way to Jellystone, with Pic a nic baskets...

Posted by: Yogi the Bear at August 22, 2017 07:10 PM (NgKpN)

52 Is this a thing? Is this the endgame of the women's movement?

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1503439562908.jpg

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 07:10 PM (XFue2)

53 She's a rhythm Methodist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2017 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

54 That lady with the sign is my hero of the day.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 07:11 PM (0mRoj)

55 44 my guess is other content got added to the thread, it '0's out for a second

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 07:11 PM (pPKG5)

56
So now we know.

The hillary clinton presidency was intended to and expected to put the final nail in the coffin of our republic.

And the Republicans were in on it the whole time.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 07:11 PM (YaAiU)

57 "Truck carrying Kaopectate crashed on the I-10. Traffic was backed up for miles."

I think with Kaopectate the traffic would be flowing freely.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2017 07:11 PM (jm1YL)

58 LOL at the Church of Satan tweet.

Posted by: IC at August 22, 2017 07:11 PM (a0IVu)

59 Marmalade!


That dog cracks me up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 07:11 PM (LTHVh)

60 Hamster hiccup

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:11 PM (wPiJc)

61 That's right. I'm a preacher now. And there's going to be a few new commandments.

- Her Holiness Hillary

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 07:12 PM (Nwg0u)

62 43 Fox says at Charlottesville City Council meeting protesters shouted them down for four hours including climbing on the desk with a banner proclaiming they had
Blood On Their Hands.

The good citizens of Charlottesville are holding the city council and mayor, who they want to resign, responsible for not letting the police do their job.
Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 07:09 PM (beZXb)

GOOD!

Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2017 07:12 PM (NgKpN)

63 >>Oh Lord preserve us!


>>Marmalade!


It must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

64
17 So the antifa and CNN would consider these ladies white supremacists?

No, but that's what they'll say anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 07:12 PM (YaAiU)

65 hILLRY almost looked human when she was a kid. At least her eyes were still pointing in the same direction.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2017 07:12 PM (HgMAr)

66 Oh, ffs.

I'm outta paper towels.
I'm never outta paper towels!

Off to the store.

Posted by: McButterPants at August 22, 2017 07:12 PM (wJlYw)

67 Truck carrying Kaopectate crashed on the I-10. Traffic was backed up for miles.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:09 PM (wPiJc)


But then a couple of trucks with Metamucil showed up and things got flowing again.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 22, 2017 07:13 PM (6kP6G)

68 Hillary's looks like a sweet girl in that picture.

Contrast with today's picture of the beast and you now have an ad of what 50 plus years of marxism does to a person.

Ugly inside and out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2017 07:13 PM (5VlCp)

69 57 continued

then jammed up.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2017 07:13 PM (jm1YL)

70 If Hillary didn't send herself a Happy Birthday greeting, she wouldn't get any.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 22, 2017 07:13 PM (2NqXo)

71 More of these kind of signs. Merciless mocking of the Left is in order.
It's even better cuz they have no sense of humor.

Posted by: RI Red - A loaf of bread, a bottle of covfefe, and thou. at August 22, 2017 07:13 PM (6Hrsu)

72 hahaha

church of satan does not want The HildeBeast.

Posted by: shibumi at August 22, 2017 07:13 PM (aT+Bx)

73
That's how rotten of a mother that woman is. Her fascist daughter (who went there to cause trouble and hurt people) was killed because the mayor and governor planned it that way, but she don't care.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 07:14 PM (YaAiU)

74 The good citizens of Charlottesville are holding the city council and
mayor, who they want to resign, responsible for not letting the police
do their job.

Our news here made it sound like it was all Commie antifa assholes demanding all the statues be destroyed. Judging by the number of blacks there, I've got no reason to doubt that. Was it really that mixed a group?

And something about the city removing CSA statues and/or covering them in black to honour dead-car Commie.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at August 22, 2017 07:14 PM (mJ8mX)

75 "Youtube and Twitter can be replaced at the drop of a hat."

That's an overstatement. Tried to watch some eclipse streams that weren't on Youtube last Monday. They were flattened.

Twitter is much less important.

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 22, 2017 07:14 PM (yqvys)

76 Now you see the value of knowing how to protect yourself against fresh fruit!

Posted by: John Cleese at August 22, 2017 07:14 PM (/qEW2)

77 Happy birthday to this future president.

She tweeted that to ... herself!?

Holy moly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 07:14 PM (LTHVh)

78 Oh Lord preserve us!


>>Marmalade!

****


Orange you glad I didn't say, "Just peachy!"?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:15 PM (wPiJc)

79 Just think. That sweet looking girl of yesterday turned into the bitch of today. Wonder how she would have turned out had she not met Bubba?

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2017 07:15 PM (jm1YL)

80 Queen hILLRYs Church of the Happy Fun Camps

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2017 07:15 PM (HgMAr)

81 I advise anyone getting pretzels to eat their ice cream with get thicker pretzels

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 07:15 PM (pPKG5)

82 Those ladies at the Trump rally need to be careful. They aren't really dressed to withstand urine bombs and bicycle locks
Posted by: DitkaCA at August 22, 2017 07:02 PM (kVjCi)

They're racist Nazis. Antifa would love to take them out and make America safe again.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 22, 2017 07:15 PM (2NqXo)

83 78 Muldoon

That's just sour grapes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2017 07:16 PM (hyuyC)

84

Truck carrying ducks quacks up on the 210

Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 22, 2017 07:16 PM (lKyWE)

85 http://insider.foxnews.com /2017/08/22/charlottesville-city-council-protests- blood-your-hands ?nmsrc=email &utm_source= newsletter&utm_ campaign=scoop &utm_medium =email

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 07:16 PM (beZXb)

86 Happy birthday to this future president.

She tweeted that to ... herself!?

Holy moly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 07:14 PM (LTHVh)
.......

It's her way of masturbating.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2017 07:16 PM (HgMAr)

87 Big rig carrying load of forks crashed . All the forks in the road confused the other drivers.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 07:16 PM (LuKE7)

88 Fun fact: One of the main ingredients in Kaopectate is pectin, the same stuff that makes jelly firm up.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:17 PM (wPiJc)

89 11 Curvy pink hatted girl to the left:

Screen door
Hurricane

Some assembly required
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at August 22, 2017 07:03 PM (+dsLj)

She makes the rockin' world go round, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 07:17 PM (0mRoj)

90 hahaha

church of satan does not want The HildeBeast.
Posted by: shibumi at August 22, 2017 07:13 PM (aT+Bx)



They don't have the booze budget.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:17 PM (Mouru)

91 65 hILLRY almost looked human when she was a kid. At least her eyes were still pointing in the same direction.

Bitch stole my sight gag.

Posted by: Ben Turpin at August 22, 2017 07:17 PM (398bZ)

92 Wonder how she would have turned out had she not met Bubba?

She was already getting tossed from the Watergate investigation for her unethical behavior so, about the the same, just even less successful.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 07:17 PM (LTHVh)

93 Why the fuck is MLB net making me watch a Reds / Cubs game?

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2017 07:17 PM (ggONd)

94 She didn't Tweet that, no f-in way

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 07:17 PM (pPKG5)

95 Wonder how she would have turned out had she not met Bubba?

Bill would have been a lazy sociopath his entire life and died unknown from syphilis in his late 50s.

She would have found some other poor sucker to ride to power.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2017 07:17 PM (oVJmc)

96 54 That lady with the sign is my hero of the day.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 07:11 PM.

Oh, I agree. +6.022^23.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2017 07:17 PM (hyuyC)

97 Why is Her Heinous dressed as a Pilgrim?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 07:17 PM (bIwZ6)

98 I need to get another haircut, but I'm concerned about some Antifada jagoff trying to stab me in the head.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 07:18 PM (0mRoj)

99 Wonder how she would have turned out had she not met Bubba?


She could have been the fastest salmon skinner in Alaska.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:18 PM (Mouru)

100
Wonder how she would have turned out had she not met Bubba?

She would've ended up as a Republican Shit member of Congress.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 07:18 PM (YaAiU)

101 Big rig carrying sheep crashed, rush hour traffic was all flocked up.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:18 PM (wPiJc)

102 Wonder how she would have turned out had she not met Bubba?
Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2017 07:15 PM (jm1YL)


She would be toiling away in obscurity at the Rose Law Office in Little Rock, shredding billing records and overcharging clients.

Either that or she would become an annoying pustule preying on the misfortunes of others for self-aggrandizement, like Gloria Allred.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 22, 2017 07:18 PM (6kP6G)

103 Puberty Hilz is thinking that the photographer looks pretty deplorable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:19 PM (Mouru)

104 the same stuff that makes jelly firm up

Jam up and jelly tight.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always sings... at August 22, 2017 07:19 PM (Tyii7)

105 Has there been any ewok news?

Is he headed to Phoenix for the Bikers for Trump rally - on a moped - carrying his Messenger bag.

Posted by: DaveA at August 22, 2017 07:19 PM (FhXTo)

106 Hillary is interesting psychology, no?

She's a misanthrope -- hates people, but wants to be worshiped.
She hates her father especially. Hence the Projection about being the victim of misogyny.
She's incredibly self-centered, and hence amoral.
She not intuitive or decisive (Bill is good on this score). Everything must be studied to death by her minions, in part so that she can blame them when things go wrong.
She's not as smart as she thinks she is. Often a problem with lawyers.

There's only one place for this kind of Leader -- a government bureaucracy.

Which is where she'd be, but for Bill.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 22, 2017 07:19 PM (+7/1f)

107 She would be toiling away in obscurity at the Rose Law Office in Little Rock, shredding billing records and overcharging clients.

Either that or she would become an annoying pustule preying on the misfortunes of others for self-aggrandizement, like Gloria Allred.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 22, 2017 07:18 PM (6kP6G)


My vote is for the latter.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 07:19 PM (0mRoj)

108 About the spaces when https' are presented:
FF will disregard them. Highlight > rt click > open in new tab > viola! Don't worry about the spaces.

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 07:19 PM (beZXb)

109 Meanwhile the lady on the left looks like my cousin.

Posted by: DaveA at August 22, 2017 07:19 PM (FhXTo)

110 To me Hillary as a kid would have sent people into the cornfield

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 07:19 PM (pPKG5)

111 Jam up and jelly tight.

You won't say you will but there's a chance that you might.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 07:20 PM (LTHVh)

112 The general IQ is steadily falling. The media is, as usual, in the lead.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2017 07:20 PM (mvsQH)

113 Young Hillary has Leni Riefenstahl hair.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:20 PM (wPiJc)

114 Can someone point me to the CHarles Barkley vid that was posted a couple days ago? I didn't get the chance to view it.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2017 07:21 PM (AAbgH)

115 Must be jelly because jam don't shake like that!

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at August 22, 2017 07:21 PM (mJ8mX)

116 Hillary Clinton will never be president.
There, that ought to wipe that fake smile off that evil little bitch.

Posted by: hILLRYs babysitter at August 22, 2017 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

117 BREAKING: The shuttle bus from the Transgender Alliance hit a guard rail in what onlookers describe as a freak accident.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:21 PM (Mouru)

118 Obviouslly this guy hates persons of color !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 22, 2017 07:21 PM (WmgTn)

119 FF will disregard them. Highlight > rt click > open in new tab > viola! Don't worry about the spaces.


What sorcerous incantation is this?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 07:22 PM (LTHVh)

120 Awww dagnabbit....Lou Dobbs isn't on his show tonight. He's fun during a Trump rally.

Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 07:22 PM (Enq6K)

121 Big rig carrying cattle crashed on the interstate. Traffic was hardly mooving.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:22 PM (wPiJc)

122 I saw a young boy with a sharp part in his hair. Is he going to be a Nazi?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2017 07:22 PM (mvsQH)

123 Fox says at Charlottesville City Council meeting protesters shouted them down for four hours including climbing on the desk with a banner proclaiming they had
Blood On Their Hands.


Can't the mayor just call in some antifas to bust some heads? That'll put a stop to that real quick.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 07:22 PM (/qEW2)

124 That look on Hillz little face tells me she's daydreaming about pulling the wings off flies again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:22 PM (Mouru)

125 Big Rig carrying hay and ragweed crashed causing much congestion.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 07:23 PM (LuKE7)

126 111 Jam up and jelly tight.
You won't say you will but there's a chance that you might.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 07:20 PM (LTHV


Did some request... Tommy Roe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS409nsBl90

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 22, 2017 07:23 PM (6kP6G)

127 BREAKING: The shuttle bus from the Transgender Alliance hit a guard rail in what onlookers describe as a freak accident.

****


Nice.

Reminds me of the time the cops had to shut down the Frankenstein cosplay event when the crowd turned ugly.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:23 PM (wPiJc)

128 I saw a young boy with a sharp part in his hair. Is he going to be a Nazi?

Either that or he's going to AlfalfaCon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 07:23 PM (bIwZ6)

129 Barkley video and report linked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at August 22, 2017 07:23 PM (mJ8mX)

130 125 Big Rig carrying hay and ragweed crashed causing much congestion.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 07:23 PM (LuKE7)

Made me laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 22, 2017 07:23 PM (mvsQH)

131 She would be toiling away in obscurity at the Rose Law Office in Little Rock, shredding billing records and overcharging clients.

Either that or she would become an annoying pustule preying on the misfortunes of others for self-aggrandizement, like Gloria Allred.

-
I was thinking first person on the Moon. "One small step for mankind. One giant leap for me!"

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 07:23 PM (Nwg0u)

132 I've been a Methodist all my life and have been privy to many of its inner workings. I have no trouble believing Hillary belongs to both congregations.

Posted by: T at August 22, 2017 07:23 PM (Vgw1E)

133
President's rally livestream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RturpZ8Ato

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 07:24 PM (YaAiU)

134 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:21 PM (Mouru)

Heh

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 07:24 PM (LuKE7)

135 Big rig carrying cattle crashed on the interstate. Traffic was hardly mooving.
That's pretty low even for you, Muldoon.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at August 22, 2017 07:24 PM (mJ8mX)

136 5k Bikers for Trump providing security, Antifa better bring their A game. Bikers probably won't take having bottles of urine thrown at them very well.

Posted by: Uncle Si at August 22, 2017 07:24 PM (ZLmoR)

137 Yeah, she smiles but she's holding a sharp steak knife behind her back.

Posted by: hILLRYs babysitter at August 22, 2017 07:25 PM (HgMAr)

138 respectable haircut = nazi

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 07:25 PM (XFue2)

139 I wonder how that picture of Hillary looks during a flash of lightning.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:26 PM (Mouru)

140 Speaking of Nazis, at least they gave us Ilsa who was easy on the eyes.

We won't be able to say the same about the Antifa equivalent.

Posted by: The Bigfoot Clan near Bend, Oregon at August 22, 2017 07:26 PM (Va2nX)

141 I'm not sure which is sweeter-- the general public calling for the Mayor to resign, or his fellow SJWs doing it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2017 07:26 PM (oVJmc)

142 That look on Hillz little face tells me she's daydreaming about pulling the wings off flies again.

I was more of an ant and magnifying glass girl. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 22, 2017 07:26 PM (Tyii7)

143 "They like to go to the moo-vies."

Posted by: Just the Punchline (Toddler Edition) at August 22, 2017 07:26 PM (10LGw)

144 I thought she would have become a Marine? Wasn't that her story?

I don't Bill is decisive or intuitive - unless you're comparing him to Obama, or Biden, or Patty Murray. He dithered and fucked up stuff from a to z, a lot of it with a body count. FFS, he polled where they should go for August vacation one year - and went to the place that survey research somehow picked as the best one for him.

Only in the incredibly (unrecognizably) degraded America of the 90s-on would Bill be considered other than a small-market empty suit.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2017 07:26 PM (mBYZv)

145 When Trump said there were fine people on both sides, he was referring to preservationists, and Condoleeza Rice, and 62% of the public, including 44% of AAs. But hyenas jumped on the opportunity to confirm their bias.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2017 07:27 PM (AAbgH)

146 I'm looking for the picture of Hillary in blackface with Bill as a cowboy when they were young.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 07:27 PM (XFue2)

147 I wonder how that picture of Hillary looks during a flash of lightning.

I don't know, but you can't see it in a mirror.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 07:27 PM (bIwZ6)

148
President's rally livestream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RturpZ8Ato

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 07:24 PM


Surprised youtube isn't blocking it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 07:27 PM (IqV8l)

149 Hitler did ruin the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone for all time. That's weirdly funny.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 07:27 PM (LuKE7)

150 That's the same smile she gave me when I found the family cat hanging in her closet.

Posted by: hILLRYs babysitter at August 22, 2017 07:27 PM (HgMAr)

151 Electrical supply truck overturns leaving the highway plugged up for hours.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 22, 2017 07:28 PM (89T5c)

152 Hillary finds it easier to claim she might become a minister, than to actually attend church or be involved in any religious activities. The art of the soundbite, versus a lifestyle change away from the bottle and stumbling up stairs.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 22, 2017 07:28 PM (veVl1)

153 she should have a bolt pierced tongue with nuts and washers

Posted by: vizzy at August 22, 2017 07:28 PM (s5Khz)

154 Snopes says it's false so it's true.

https://goo.gl/images/JeDy8y

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 07:28 PM (XFue2)

155 86 It's her way of masturbating.

Well, now I know what people mean when they say "I just threw up in my stomach." So, thanks for that.

Posted by: T at August 22, 2017 07:29 PM (Vgw1E)

156
Surprised youtube isn't blocking it.

They still might.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 07:29 PM (YaAiU)

157 There's got to be an asphalt joke in here somewhere...

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:29 PM (wPiJc)

158 Grannies for Trump!

I'm the president of the local chapter.

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 07:29 PM (y1JfG)

159 Wait, the Church of Satan doesn't claim Hillary! either?

These are confusing times. But it's good that they have some standards. Then again, they probably do claim Trump, since according to many libs he's the Antichrist.

*hereby starting the rumor that as a child, he changed his first name from Damien to Donald*

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 22, 2017 07:30 PM (6jaju)

160 >>I'm not sure which is sweeter-- the general public calling for the Mayor to resign, or his fellow SJWs doing it.

The problem with any totalitarian group is eventually you run out of enemies on the other side and have to start eating your own.

Liberals are also trying to run out of the party anyone who doesn't support abortion.

And we are the Nazis?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 07:30 PM (/tuJf)

161 Hitler did ruin the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone for all time. That's weirdly funny.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 07:27 PM (LuKE7)
...........

Now if somebody would just ruin that thin Jamie Foxx horizontal thingie.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2017 07:30 PM (HgMAr)

162 andycanuck , YOU'RE A GREAT AMERICAN! eh?

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2017 07:31 PM (AAbgH)

163 Big rig carrying power woodworking tools overturns on the freeway.

Traffic had to be re-routed.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:31 PM (wPiJc)

164 Normally when I drive by an accident it never gets discussed on the radio or other news media while I'm looking. So it's a big surprise to have this site tell me what I drove by yesterday morning.

This is why you should always have peanut butter ready to deploy.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 22, 2017 07:32 PM (AK5Ni)

165 I wonder how that picture of Hillary looks during a flash of lightning.

-
Well, it's no Picture of Dorian Gray.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 07:32 PM (Nwg0u)

166 Proof that the coverage of what the left has protested year after year is bullshit approaches 100%:

It turns out they like black lists: https://pjmedia.com/homeland-security/2017/08/22/free-speech-left-moves-kill/

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2017 07:32 PM (2mC6G)

167 Posted by: wth at August 22, 2017 07:30 PM (HgMAr)

That was an Errol Flynn thing.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 07:32 PM (LuKE7)

168 >>>I thought she would have become a Marine? Wasn't that her story?

No, she wanted to join NASA and wrote them a letter. They responded, "Sorry, but you're only a girl".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 07:33 PM (/qEW2)

169 157 There's got to be an asphalt joke in here somewhere...
----

Asphalt Truck Crashes, Rendering I-81 a Literal Parking Lot

Posted by: Just the Punchline (Toddler Edition) at August 22, 2017 07:33 PM (10LGw)

170 Hillary was a cute kid, but I bet she sent you to the cornfield if she was angry with you.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 22, 2017 07:33 PM (QGoUX)

171
* head spins 360 degrees *

Your mother eats lox and yells!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 22, 2017 07:34 PM (Tyii7)

172 Ice cream truck hist median divider; two westbound lanes coned off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:34 PM (Mouru)

173 Semi tractor-trailer rig carrying Preparation H crashes.

Asphalt requires repairs.






(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:34 PM (wPiJc)

174 A federal jury in Las Vegas has refused to convict four accused
gunmen in a 2014 standoff with federal authorities near the Nevada ranch
of anti-government figure Cliven Bundy.


In a verdict that stunned Bundy supporters, the jury on Tuesday
acquitted Ricky Lovelien and Steven Stewart of all 10 charges against
them.


Defendants Scott Drexler and Eric Parker were found not guilty of most of the charges against them.


http://tinyurl.com/ydbfw62x

Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 07:34 PM (Enq6K)

175 If Barky the Fabulous were still around, he'd' end ordered a spy plane to carry him across the country at Mach 3 so he could take some selfies with the eclipse.

Americans won back the White House. Go ahead and cry.

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2017 07:35 PM (TJnH8)

176 171
* head spins 360 degrees *

Your mother eats lox and yells!!!

*hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 22, 2017 07:34 PM (Tyii7)


"Dhimmi, why you do this to me?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 07:35 PM (mbhDw)

177 So I'm watching the live feed and waiting for the Bikers for Trump to show up.

Where are they?

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 07:36 PM (y1JfG)

178 Speaking of traffic, what a mess I-81 was yesterday. I was 14 hours into my 9 hour drive home from Sweetwater, TN when I finally called it quits. All of the hotel rooms were booked too. We finally found one that had a cancellation at 3am. Never travel on the same day of an eclipse, the day after NASCAR, and check-in day for college. It was pig squeal. The look on my kids' faces when they saw the totality was worth it though.

Posted by: no good deed at August 22, 2017 07:36 PM (RozsV)

179 177 So I'm watching the live feed and waiting for the Bikers for Trump to show up.

Where are they?
Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 07:36 PM (y1JfG)


They're in momjeans and helmets....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 07:37 PM (mbhDw)

180 Hillary woz a scary Crow from the get go..poor child ...had to have some talent to attract the BUUBAlicious mummas boy from Ark and saw..or else..she felt his pain fool game could make up her short falls ;-

Posted by: saf at August 22, 2017 07:37 PM (cS/ge)

181 Truckload of Ex-Lax crashed in Southbound lane, looks to be mostly cleared.


Traffic loosening.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 22, 2017 07:38 PM (RwwCT)

182 Hillary had everything except a catchy stage name.

Stupid bitch.

Posted by: Rip Torn at August 22, 2017 07:38 PM (398bZ)

183 *Jumps in time machine Ace doesn't have. Goes back to when picture of Hillary was taken*

Awwww, aren't you sweet. Did you know you were named by some guy who's going to climb Mt Everest in a few years? You're just so cute! Oh, by the way, you'll never be president.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2017 07:38 PM (gC2IV)

184 I saw a lady in a power wheelchair. Is she a biker for Trump?

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 07:39 PM (y1JfG)

185 Your mother eats lox and yells!!!

*hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 22, 2017 07:34 PM (Tyii7)


"Your mother sews socks that smell!"

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 22, 2017 07:39 PM (6kP6G)

186 Exactly, Rip.

Posted by: Peter North at August 22, 2017 07:39 PM (89T5c)

187 >>* head spins 360 degrees *

>>Your mother eats lox and yells!!!

I was just thinking that Linda Blair was a cute kid too.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2017 07:39 PM (/tuJf)

188 159 Wait, the Church of Satan doesn't claim Hillary! either?

These are confusing times. But it's good that they have some standards. Then again, they probably do claim Trump, since according to many libs he's the Antichrist.

*hereby starting the rumor that as a child, he changed his first name from Damien to Donald*
Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 22, 2017 07:30 PM (6jaju)


Satan doesn't like the competition for worship.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 22, 2017 07:40 PM (z/Ubi)

189 Exactly, Rip.
Posted by: Peter North at August 22, 2017 07:39 PM (89T5c)


So clever.

Posted by: Heywood Jablome at August 22, 2017 07:40 PM (Mouru)

190 173 Semi tractor-trailer rig carrying Preparation H crashes.

Asphalt requires repairs.


(wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:34 PM (wPiJc)


*****

It wasn't the asphalt.

It was the driver's pfalt.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2017 07:40 PM (0tfLf)

191 The power of rice whiskey compels you!!!

Posted by: Zombi Father Karras at August 22, 2017 07:40 PM (Tyii7)

192 Peter North is teh ghey.

Posted by: Harry Reems at August 22, 2017 07:41 PM (398bZ)

193 Hillary as a young girl looks remarkably like Rhoda Penmark from The Bad Seed. Coinkidink? I think not.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2017 07:41 PM (mQ0Mc)

194 The good citizens of Charlottesville are holding the city council and mayor, who they want to resign, responsible for not letting the police do their job.
Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 07:09 PM (beZXb)
---
Good riddance to a political hack/operative, then!

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2017 07:41 PM (2mC6G)

195 Here we go!

Posted by: Phil McCrackin at August 22, 2017 07:41 PM (89T5c)

196 195 Here we go!
Posted by: Phil McCrackin at August 22, 2017 07:41 PM (89T5c)


"Ugh."

- - Clint Torres

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 07:42 PM (mbhDw)

197 Whu??

Posted by: Holden McGroin at August 22, 2017 07:43 PM (RwwCT)

198 The first thing I noticed about the women in the picture at the top is that all three are genuinely smiling and look happy. Not one pinch-faced scowl like we're used to seeing with leftist women.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 22, 2017 07:44 PM (nvMvs)

199 Truckload of K-Y Jelly overturned at the intersection.

*help me with this one -- T-boning?*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 22, 2017 07:44 PM (QGoUX)

200 Michigan Chronicle calls Ben Carson "House Negro of the Year".

I wish I could control my latent conservative racism...

http://tinyurl.com/ycv66hx7

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 22, 2017 07:44 PM (nNKHW)

201 allow me to explain the political spectrum:
on the left is Stalin
on the right is Hitler
in the middle are Schumer, Pelosi, and (slightly to the right of them) McCain.

speaking of McCain, I haven't been paying much attention, but Meggie Mac seems to have dropped out of sight.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 22, 2017 07:44 PM (ILitO)

202 The bed is on my foot!
The bed is on my foot!

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at August 22, 2017 07:44 PM (mJ8mX)

203 200 Michigan Chronicle calls Ben Carson "House Negro of the Year".

I wish I could control my latent conservative racism...

http://tinyurl.com/ycv66hx7
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 22, 2017 07:44 PM (nNKHW)


"Cabinet."

(a la Tim Scott twitter response)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

204 from The Bad Seed. = Chelsea

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2017 07:45 PM (HgMAr)

205 Paving truck rear-ended Kim Kardashian. Asphalt everywhere!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 22, 2017 07:46 PM (NfY7N)

206 199
Truckload of K-Y Jelly overturned at the intersection.



*help me with this one -- T-boning?*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


Slick surface blamed.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2017 07:46 PM (LAe3v)

207 Driver of truck loaded with Kobe beef overturns on westbound highway. Police forecast long delays and exquisite marbling.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:46 PM (Mouru)

208 re 185: I suspect she was named after the actress Hillary Brooke (you know her as the beauty from the old Abbott and Costello TV show.)

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 22, 2017 07:47 PM (ILitO)

209 Thomas, uh, Wictor, uh, is a, uh, genius, uhhh...and his tweetstorms, uh, do an incredible, uh, service, uh, to the American, uh, people. But, uh...I think, uh, he should, uh, in the future, uh, script what he, uh, wants to, uh, say, uh, before he, uh, makes a video. Uh...it's like, uh, I'm listening to, uh, Obama.

Posted by: S at August 22, 2017 07:47 PM (poT2p)

210 Police using skidmarks to judge speed of collision.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 07:47 PM (mJ8mX)

211 I'm tired.

Posted by: Lilly von Shtupp at August 22, 2017 07:47 PM (398bZ)

212 Michigan Chronicle calls Ben Carson "House Negro of the Year".


They said "negro" because they don't have the balls to say what they really mean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:47 PM (Mouru)

213
Truck carrying manure over turns causing a pile up

Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 22, 2017 07:48 PM (lKyWE)

214 Truckload of K-Y Jelly overturned at the intersection.

-----------

Laugh all you want, but that shit tastes *horrible* on toast.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2017 07:48 PM (vIjh1)

215 Is McCain dead yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 07:48 PM (mcI77)

216 First thing I said to myself too, Cicero.
Pussies.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 07:48 PM (mJ8mX)

217 152
Hillary finds it easier to claim she might become a minister, than to
actually attend church or be involved in any religious activities. The
art of the soundbite, versus a lifestyle change away from the bottle and
stumbling up stairs.


Posted by: illiniwek


It's like she still hasn't accepted that her political career is over. Good. Let her stew in her own bitter bile.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2017 07:49 PM (LAe3v)

218 Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the Pantsuit. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. She is a liar. The Pantsuit is a liar. She will lie to confuse us. But she will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Donald, and powerful. So don't listen to her. Remember that - do not listen.

Posted by: Zombie Father Merrin at August 22, 2017 07:49 PM (Tyii7)

219 I actually laughed out loud at the tweet from the church of satan.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 07:49 PM (Ri/rl)

220
Michigan Chronicle calls Ben Carson "House Negro of the Year".

Why don't they just go ahead and use the real n word?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 07:49 PM (IqV8l)

221 Truck full of Legos overturns.

Lanes blocked in both directions.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:49 PM (wPiJc)

222 Is McCain dead yet?
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 07:48 PM (mcI77)



*pokes him with a stick*

Not yet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:49 PM (Mouru)

223 Any idea when this rally starts? No channels are showing it on preview

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 07:49 PM (pPKG5)

224 213
Truck carrying manure over turns causing a pile up
Posted by: Deploraqble Male Logic at August 22, 2017 07:48 PM (lKyWE)

-----------

If that happened on the beltway, no one would notice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2017 07:50 PM (gC2IV)

225 221
Truck full of Legos overturns.



Lanes blocked in both directions.

Posted by: Muldoon


Foot traffic not advised.

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2017 07:50 PM (LAe3v)

226 Laugh all you want, but that shit tastes *horrible* on toast.
Woof, bow-wow, woof, woof, bark, bark.
[using a lot of peanut butter helps]

Posted by: jasper at August 22, 2017 07:50 PM (mJ8mX)

227 re 168: both. She claimed she tried to enlist in the Marines but they turned her down, if I correctly remember the story she made up, because of her thick glasses. She claims they told her to try the Army.


Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 22, 2017 07:50 PM (ILitO)

228 Thanks for letting me play. Later gators.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 07:50 PM (wPiJc)

229 Who uses K-Y Jelly these days?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 07:50 PM (XFue2)

230
Police using skidmarks to judge speed of collision.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 07:47 PM


Of The McCain?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 07:50 PM (IqV8l)

231 18 Wheeler Hauling Earthworms Wreck, Traffic at a Crawl

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 22, 2017 07:50 PM (nNKHW)

232 Who uses K-Y Jelly these days?


MobilOne is good for an entire year without an oil change.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:51 PM (Mouru)

233 Is she really starting her own church, to worship herself?

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 07:51 PM (pPKG5)

234 229
Who uses K-Y Jelly these days?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 07:50 PM (XFue2)

Ok, no one answer that. It's not something I need to know about youse guys.

Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 07:51 PM (Enq6K)

235 The first thing I noticed about the women in the picture at the top is that all three are genuinely smiling and look happy. Not one pinch-faced scowl like we're used to seeing with leftist women.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 22, 2017 07:44 PM (nvMvs)

Yup...no bitter faced, cropped haired old bints to be seen.

Old liberal broads all have hair like men used to wear in the 50s.

I think it's from having no sexual urges for many years. Must be hormone related. Horse urine can only do so much.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2017 07:51 PM (5VlCp)

236 229 Who uses K-Y Jelly these days?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 07:50 PM (XFue2)
---
Mall proctologists?

Okay, "tanker truck loaded with Astro-Glide".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 22, 2017 07:52 PM (QGoUX)

237 The Trump rally is streaming here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RturpZ8Ato

As of 5 minutes ago, it was just a cute reporter interviewing people waiting to get in.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 22, 2017 07:52 PM (10LGw)

238 18 Wheeler Hauling Hillary Impersonators Comes to a Screeching Halt

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2017 07:52 PM (LAe3v)

239 "So now we know.

The hillary clinton presidency was intended to and expected to put the final nail in the coffin of our republic.

And the Republicans were in on it the whole time.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter"


One good thing we can say about the past several months - the clarity about who's who and exactly where they stand is wonderful !

#RectificationOfNames

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at August 22, 2017 07:52 PM (Umfx1)

240 Salsa truck overturned on the 101. CHPs en route.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 22, 2017 07:54 PM (NfY7N)

241 Hillary as a young girl looks remarkably like Rhoda Penmark from The Bad Seed. Coinkidink? I think not.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2017 07:41 PM (mQ0Mc)


I KNEW she reminded me of someone, and that's who it was. Thank you for jogging my memory.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 22, 2017 07:54 PM (6kP6G)

242 One of these news channels or C-Span has got to be carrying it, if its not starting at 8pm I can't wait up for it.

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 07:54 PM (pPKG5)

243 Lobert E. Ree.
Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch "Erizabeth L".

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 22, 2017 07:54 PM (eXSOZ)

244 201 allow me to explain the political spectrum:
on the left is Stalin...


It really is a 2-D scale, isn't it? Or maybe a pyramid, with their left. Right and center as the base.

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2017 07:54 PM (TJnH8)

245
No nukes in Iran!

But plenty of Nazis at Trump rallies.

That's the level of Lying we're dealing with.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 07:54 PM (YaAiU)

246 222 Is McCain dead yet?
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 07:48 PM (mcI77)


*pokes him with a stick*

Not yet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2017 07:49 PM (Mouru)


Susan Collins coming up fast in the race to be an oozing pustule of amorality in the Senate.

Cvnt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)

247 Well, you won't have Hillary Clinton to kick around any more.

PSYCH!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 22, 2017 07:54 PM (398bZ)

248
No violence in Islam.

but plenty of nazis at Trump rallies.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 07:54 PM (YaAiU)

249 #RectificationOfNames

Will the Traveler come as a large and moving Torg?

Posted by: pep at August 22, 2017 07:54 PM (LAe3v)

250 Hillary will be a prime minister in the Me Thodist Church. I almost think she will try to get their two yuuge houses declared churches so they can stop paying taxes on them.

she must really hate being out of the spotlight.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 22, 2017 07:55 PM (ILitO)

251 Nazi dominatrices? Maybe just this once. So I can tell a friend about it.

Posted by: Afroman at August 22, 2017 07:55 PM (4vtgF)

252 235
Yup...no bitter faced, cropped haired old bints to be seen.

Old liberal broads all have hair like men used to wear in the 50s.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2017 07:51 PM (5VlCp)


I've noticed that. It's like when they reach a certain age, they decide they no longer need to look attractive to men. Even the ones who are married.

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2017 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

253 244 201 allow me to explain the political spectrum:
on the left is Stalin...

It really is a 2-D scale, isn't it? Or maybe a pyramid, with their left. Right and center as the base.
Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2017 07:54 PM (TJnH


Nope.

Sliding scale. On one side is anarchy and just next to it is the least amount of government to insure our inalienable rights. As you go down the scale, more and more freedom is relinquished until at the other end is absolute totalitarian tyranny.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 07:56 PM (mbhDw)

254 Truck full of "prairie oysters" overturns. Motorists go ballistic.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 07:56 PM (/qEW2)

255 Sliding scale. On one side is anarchy and just next to it is the least
amount of government to insure our inalienable rights. As you go down
the scale, more and more freedom is relinquished until at the other end
is absolute totalitarian tyranny.
Sliding scale.


When does it get to the turtles?


Posted by: pep at August 22, 2017 07:56 PM (LAe3v)

256 re 248: their violence is religious speech.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 22, 2017 07:57 PM (ILitO)

257 There are only 5 basic forms of government.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDS1OHk7Lf8

Posted by: navybrat at August 22, 2017 07:57 PM (w7KSn)

258 Let us prey...

Posted by: Hillary! at August 22, 2017 07:57 PM (398bZ)

259 250 Sad part is its the IRS which has to go along with that.
The way that show on HBO about Scientology is thats all it took for them to become a 'church'

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 07:57 PM (pPKG5)

260 258 Let us prey...
Posted by: Hillary! at August 22, 2017 07:57 PM (398bZ)


lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 22, 2017 07:58 PM (NfY7N)

261 Truck full of condoms overturns. Now we'll see what happens when the rubber meets the road.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 07:58 PM (/qEW2)

262
Kid Rock just said "Fuck Colin Kaepernick."

Michigan, meet your next senator.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)

263 199 Truckload of K-Y Jelly overturned at the intersection.

*help me with this one -- T-boning?*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 22, 2017 07:44 PM (QGoUX)


Traffic still slipping through with ease.


And a tingling sensation.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 22, 2017 08:00 PM (z/Ubi)

264 22
Lobert E. Ree.

*****

I denounce myself for laughing at this

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 22, 2017 08:00 PM (h1jJh)

265 Bad Seed movie still photo
http://tinyurl.com/yamgu42r

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:00 PM (pPKG5)

266 257 There are only 5 basic forms of government.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDS1OHk7Lf8
Posted by: navybrat at August 22, 2017 07:57 PM (w7KSn)


I know what video that is without even looking at it. I wanted to link it on J.J.'s earlier post, but I was busy at work.

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2017 08:00 PM (sdi6R)

267 264 22
Lobert E. Ree.

*****

I denounce myself for laughing at this
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 22, 2017 08:00 PM (h1jJh)

Sound rike looftop Kolean.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:01 PM (mbhDw)

268 Tucker starting with Tech Companies Caving to the Left

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:01 PM (pPKG5)

269 re 253: I was merely repeating the shit that many people believe.

how stupid does one need to believe that Hitler and Stalin were on the opposite ends of a spectrum? You wonder where the people who believe this put the extreme Libertarians. Maybe between Pelosi and Mussolini.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 22, 2017 08:01 PM (ILitO)

270 'Who uses K-Y Jelly these days?'

Goes good with peanut butter.

Posted by: Jasper at August 22, 2017 08:01 PM (BO/km)

271 199. Rough Times for Key West

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 08:01 PM (fA1SL)

272 This youtube story is crazy. I mean the shit is hitting the fan. Rebel Media is imploding.

Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2017 08:02 PM (q177U)

273 "Uh...it's like, uh, I'm listening to, uh, Obama.

Posted by: S

he had some good twitter streams, but also some ummm, less than ... ummm , incredible ummm stuff. I had him on twitter for a bit now only when others find him "worthy". But am pretty sure he's ummm ... got it mostly .... ummm together at least on some issues.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 22, 2017 08:02 PM (veVl1)

274 Hillary could become the chaplain for The View. That way she would always be on TV and she would never have to stand and she would never be unscripted.

Think of her ratings in airports!

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2017 08:02 PM (TJnH8)

275 269 Maybe between Pelosi and Mussolini.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 22, 2017 08:01 PM (ILitO)

Pelosolini.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:02 PM (mbhDw)

276 Shoot, according to cspan.org the Trump rally doesn't start until 10pm EDT.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 22, 2017 08:02 PM (eASYU)

277 268 Tucker starting with Tech Companies Caving to the Left
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:01 PM (pPKG5)


Caving? More like they are letting their freak flag fly. This is what they want to do. Not being forced into it.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 22, 2017 08:03 PM (z/Ubi)

278 10pm, ah forget it, I get up at 0 dark thirty

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:03 PM (pPKG5)

279 196 195 Here we go!
Posted by: Phil McCrackin at August 22, 2017 07:41 PM (89T5c)


Howdy everybody.

Posted by: Mike Litoris at August 22, 2017 08:03 PM (6kP6G)

280 re 257: only two forms of gov't: the gov't controls the people or the people control the gov't. One can readily imagine which side King Barky would be on.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 22, 2017 08:04 PM (ILitO)

281 Google and YouTube are run by Leftists

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:04 PM (pPKG5)

282

Google runs youtube.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:05 PM (YaAiU)

283 denounce myself for laughing at this

Bonus ticket to hell if 'raugh' at it!

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2017 08:05 PM (TJnH8)

284 Astro-glide?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 08:06 PM (XFue2)

285 Bad Seed movie still photo
http://tinyurl.com/yamgu42r
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:00 PM (pPKG5)

Wow! That does look like her.

Good call.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2017 08:06 PM (5VlCp)

286 Kid Rock just said "Fuck Colin Kaepernick."
Michigan, meet your next senator.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)


I hope the first day KR arrives in DC, he head-butts Al Franken.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 22, 2017 08:06 PM (6kP6G)

287 Tech Companies driving the left.

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 08:06 PM (beZXb)

288 Richard Adams' book Traveller is *still available at Amazon*

Everybody has to run over there and give it ignorant ranting SJW inspired reviews

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 22, 2017 08:06 PM (z2W2E)

289 283. Kekekekek

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 08:06 PM (fA1SL)

290 They're currently interviewing 17 & 18 year olds who said, "We've needed a president like Trump for a long time."

Posted by: rickl at August 22, 2017 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

291 The good citizens of Charlottesville are holding the city council and mayor, who they want to resign, responsible for not letting the police do their job.

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 07:09 PM (beZXb)



Good it's about time the leftist scum politicians that are in bed with the antifa twats are held accountable.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 08:07 PM (auHtY)

292 Tucker.

Bloodbath.

Dude.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:07 PM (2wRtc)

293 and my comment at 280 reminds me of the Hillary campaign coming out with the slogan "I'm With Her." Trump blew that away at a rally where he said to his audience "I'm with you."

one of a dozen or more reasons shy he won.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 22, 2017 08:07 PM (ILitO)

294

anyone watching the livestream I linked?

They're interviewing random Trump supporters. Good people.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:07 PM (YaAiU)

295 Tucker starting with Tech Companies Caving to the Left

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:01 PM (pPKG5)



The tech companies are the left

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 08:07 PM (auHtY)

296 I hope the first day KR arrives in DC, he head-butts Al Franken.

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 08:08 PM (beZXb)

297 286
I hope the first day KR arrives in DC, he head-butts Al Franken.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 22, 2017 08:06 PM (6kP6G)

I was thinking stomp his rotten guts out, but ok.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

298 Leftist wanted goverment to come clamp down on 'hate speach'

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:08 PM (pPKG5)

299 All Socialism is National.

Marxism requires a revolution transferring to a "dictatorship of the proletariat". A dictatorship of the proletariat requires a country and a government for it to be dictator over.

Marxists would disagree that any government which currently exists fits the role of a dictatorship of the proletariat. Thus for a society to transition to such an alignment of power would require the re-alignment of national power for socialist ends.

And no socialist government achieved by Marxist revolution has ever given up their power.

But they will tell you, Oh, socialism has never been tried! Marxism has never been tried! Not only does it exist outside the realms of what has never been tried--despite that Marxist revolutions--the immediate "remedy"--have been tried--but it seems to exist outside the realm of what is an exhibited possibility of the human dynamic.

Marxism exists in a never-never land. Thus that is why socialist movements, that overthrow a country for Marxist principles always become national socialisms.

Mussolini, who coined the phrase "national socialism" simply proved that he was the better intellectual, because his was a reformation of Marxism according to what was pragmatic and possible.

All Possible Socialism is National. China never threw in with Russia, Khmer Rouge didn't throw in with China. Cuba never volunteered to become the Western enclave of Russia, giving up planning authority to the already established Politburo.

They are selling you chimerae--and the lot of them are too stupid to realize that they're own defense of Marxism should only reinforce that they are selling you a fantastical beast.

Keep reaching for Neverneverland! And then being dismembered in the conflagration of human frustration, as the mirage dies and the surge turns into recrimination about who couldn't help with the road off the cliff to the mirage.

But real world socialism is only national. Thus national socialism is the tendency of all settling socialisms.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2017 08:08 PM (2mC6G)

300 Thank You God for Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:09 PM (2wRtc)

301 Robert Spencer is on

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:09 PM (pPKG5)

302 re 281: fascism 101. They expect to stay rich and in control when the fascists take over.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 22, 2017 08:09 PM (ILitO)

303 Goes good with peanut butter.
Posted by: Jasper at August 22, 2017 08:01 PM (BO/km)
---------
grrrrrr
grrrrrr

Posted by: jasper at August 22, 2017 08:09 PM (mJ8mX)

304 Any idea when this rally starts? No channels are showing it on preview


In about fifty minutes, according to pbs.org

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendrickson at August 22, 2017 08:09 PM (m9X4Y)

305 210 Police using skidmarks to judge speed of collision.
-----

They stole that idea from me.

Posted by: Shep! at August 22, 2017 08:10 PM (nILVB)

306 15,000+ Sign Petition to Jail Lawmaker Who Wished for Trump's Assassination




And nothing will ever happen to this bitch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 08:11 PM (auHtY)

307 The good citizens of Charlottesville are holding the city council and
mayor, who they want to resign, responsible for not letting the police
do their job.
====

I kept hearing about the "continuing raw pain and anger in Charlottesville" on the news today.


May be this is what they meant.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:11 PM (2wRtc)

308 Any idea when this rally starts?

Next Monday.

This is CNN

Posted by: CNN at August 22, 2017 08:11 PM (TJnH8)

309 Howdy everybody.

Posted by: Mike Litoris at August 22, 2017 08:03 PM (6kP6G)



Can I introduce you to Colonel Angus?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 08:11 PM (LTHVh)

310 President Trump should play the Hogan's Heroes March when he enters the Thunderdome.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2017 08:12 PM (5VlCp)

311 poor Shep. Gets to be on Fox, probably wants to be playing "The McNeil Lehrer Report" with Acosta.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 22, 2017 08:12 PM (ILitO)

312 286 Kid Rock just said "Fuck Colin Kaepernick."
Michigan, meet your next senator.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)

I hope the first day KR arrives in DC, he head-butts Al Franken.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 22, 2017 08:06 PM (6kP6G)

And plays "American Badass" the first time he rises to speak.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 08:12 PM (0mRoj)

313 No way is my local pbs going to show a Donald Trump rally.

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 08:12 PM (beZXb)

314 210
Police using skidmarks to judge speed of collision.

****

They can tell how fast you were going by how much you shit your pants?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 22, 2017 08:12 PM (h1jJh)

315 Can I introduce you to Colonel Angus?
==

Pleasure to meet you, Colonel.

Posted by: Phil A. Cho at August 22, 2017 08:13 PM (10LGw)

316 304
Any idea when this rally starts? No channels are showing it on preview





In about fifty minutes, according to pbs.org

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendrickson at August 22, 2017 08:09 PM (m9X4Y)

I think it's more like 1 hour and 45 mins before it starts. 10 ET.

Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 08:13 PM (Enq6K)

317 They stole that idea from me.

Posted by: Shep! at August 22, 2017
**************************************

The original skidmark.

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 08:14 PM (beZXb)

318 Kid Rock just said "Fuck Colin Kaepernick."
Michigan, meet your next senator.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)


I thought he withdrew from the Senatorial race.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2017 08:14 PM (iVOAv)

319 Fox News is covering some protesters out side the rally. I saw like 5 signs saying Stop The Hate.

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 08:14 PM (y1JfG)

320 Phoenix is Mountain Time UTC-07:00

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 08:14 PM (LTHVh)

321 318
I thought he withdrew from the Senatorial race.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2017 08:14 PM (iVOAv)

I didn't hear that. If he did, meh. Still good on him for that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)

322 Pray for the safety of Donald Trump and Michael Pence and that no violence takes place at the rally.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2017 08:15 PM (iVOAv)

323
If I ever go to a Trump rally, the first thing I'd do when I got inside would be to walk around and scan the crowd for Fascist Leftist infiltrators. And then smash them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:15 PM (YaAiU)

324 but let's be clear about this: President Hillary would have a Rally. President Trump has a Nuremberg Rally.
At least 50 percent of college students will agree with me on this distinction.

Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at August 22, 2017 08:16 PM (ILitO)

325 All these young AntiFa people have gone through schools, public and private. Anyone doubting they are not going to Leftist Seminaries ?

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:16 PM (pPKG5)

326 Phoenix is Mountain Time UTC-07:00

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 08:14 PM (LTHVh)
*********************

Is that the same as GMT?

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 08:16 PM (beZXb)

327 I hope the first day KR arrives in DC, he head-butts Al Franken.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 22, 2017 08:06 PM (6kP6G)

I was thinking stomp his rotten guts out, but ok.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

I can't imagine how Stabenow is going to post one of his current videos, such as Po-Dunk or The Greatest F*%^$ Show on Earth as proof he's unfit, LOL.
Mr. Ritchie does like to use the F word and his middle finger.

For the uninitiated, here is his website. This page links both videos. NSFW but Greatest Show is a great workout sound.

https://kidrock.com/chooseyourvideo

Posted by: Jen the original at August 22, 2017 08:16 PM (WFC0e)

328 320. Reminds me of my sw listening days, and that station in Colorado, I think it was:

*tick, tick, tick, tick. 'At the sound of the tone, the time is 7 hours 15 minutes, Universal Coordinated Time.'*
Yeah, i had a thrilling childhood.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 08:17 PM (fA1SL)

329 Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:16 PM (pPKG5)

One of the Antifada people is a Professor at United Theological Seminary in Ohio.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2017 08:17 PM (iVOAv)

330 President Trump should play the Hogan's Heroes March when he enters the Thunderdome.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2017 08:12 PM (5VlCp)


I would prefer the Star Wars 'Imperial March' just to watch liberals collapse to the ground, writhing and twitching.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 22, 2017 08:17 PM (6kP6G)

331 Sum Ting Wong with my name?

Posted by: Robert Lee at August 22, 2017 08:18 PM (el7q7)

332 330 President Trump should play the Hogan's Heroes March when he enters the Thunderdome.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2017 08:12 PM (5VlCp)

I would prefer the Star Wars 'Imperial March' just to watch liberals collapse to the ground, writhing and twitching.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 22, 2017 08:17 PM (6kP6G)


"DIXIE."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

333 330. Hell March.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 08:18 PM (fA1SL)

334 329 Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:16 PM (pPKG5)

One of the Antifada people is a Professor at United Theological Seminary in Ohio.
------

And I'm gonna be a minister!!

*hic*
*shart*

Posted by: Sister Hillary's Travelin' Salvation Show at August 22, 2017 08:19 PM (nILVB)

335 Goes good with peanut butter.
Posted by: Jasper at August 22, 2017 08:01 PM (BO/km)
---------
grrrrrr
grrrrrr
Posted by: jasper at August




Jasper goes with whichever flavor perino prefers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2017 08:19 PM (0wem/)

336 They can tell how fast you were going by how much you shit your pants?
--------
Yes. We CSI scientists call it the Chappaquiddick Effect.

Posted by: gil grissom at August 22, 2017 08:19 PM (mJ8mX)

337 from "kid rock for senate dot com"

We will be scheduling a press conference in the next 6 weeks or so to
address this issue amongst others, and if I decide to throw my hat in
the ring for US Senate, believe me... it's game on mthrfkers.

Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at August 22, 2017 08:19 PM (ILitO)

338
Flight of the Valkyries!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:20 PM (YaAiU)

339 "DIXIE."

Epic meltdown. Could overload the system.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2017 08:20 PM (BO/km)

340 I thought he withdrew from the Senatorial race.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2017 08:14 PM (iVOAv)

He hasn't decided yet.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 22, 2017 08:20 PM (WFC0e)

341 338
Flight of the Valkyries!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:20 PM (YaAiU)


Or "Hava Nagila."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

342 Intro music?

Come on, you guys are just joking, right?

Only one obvious choice.

Horst Wessel Lied

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2017 08:20 PM (mBYZv)

343 Flight of the Valkyrie.

Should also declare Wagner as Poet Laureate.

Posted by: MAGA at August 22, 2017 08:21 PM (Tyk2V)

344
Trump should play THIS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqajwnKq1Ts

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:21 PM (YaAiU)

345 Any idea when this rally starts?

10:00 PM Eastern.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 22, 2017 08:21 PM (nvMvs)

346 1812 Overture

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 22, 2017 08:22 PM (z2W2E)

347 Intro music?

Only one obvious choice.

The Internationale.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2017 08:22 PM (hyuyC)

348

above vid is "Oh We Oh, O-OH" marching song from Wizard of Oz!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:22 PM (YaAiU)

349 Fanfare for the Common Man

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at August 22, 2017 08:22 PM (z2W2E)

350 BREAKING: The shuttle bus from the Transgender Alliance hit a guard rail in what onlookers describe as a freak accident.

==
Reminds me of the time the cops had to shut down the Frankenstein cosplay event when the crowd turned ugly.
==

Phoenix reminds me of the Indian who died drinking Lipton. Drowned in his teepee.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:22 PM (2wRtc)

351 333. I repeat - Hell March. For Hispanic outreach, he can have the Prussische dudes from Chile:

https://youtu.be/04puOQ2MCzc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 08:22 PM (fA1SL)

352 To the Jewish and mixed members of this tribe: I wrote a review at Amazon -
www.amazon.com/Shards-Worldmender-Trilogy-Matthew-Kressel/dp/1630230286/

This was the attempt at a Jewish Narnia which, I argued on a Book Thread, has failed.

Would appreciate feedback, since I was not raised Jewish, on if and how I got your religion wrong. Hopefully I didn't.

(And I still want that Jewish Narnia!)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 08:23 PM (6FqZa)

353 ok, I need to get something that passes for an evening meal and then on to actual work

catch you all later.

Go get em, Trump, smack the left in their empty skulls.

Oh, almost forgot, Keith Olbermann is a twat.

Posted by: Mallfly Maddow at August 22, 2017 08:23 PM (ILitO)

354

Or-Re-Oh

OHHHH

Or-Re-Oh

OHHHH

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:23 PM (YaAiU)

355 Tucker starting with Tech Companies Caving to the Left



Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2017 08:01 PM (pPKG5)


"Caving" implies an abandonment of previously held or stated principle.
a. No such principle is evident, or has been well stated
b. I do not expect any principle, other than adherence to the law (and by 'expect" I mean "reasonably insist upon"). from an entity whose purpose is to generate money or power for its owners/controllers.

We can expect tech companies to toe the progressive line. No caving involved.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2017 08:23 PM (1NhKU)

356 DJIA 21,899.89 +196.14 (+0.90%)

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 08:23 PM (1mpLW)

357 ahem:
www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R1Z3PK8IIJBN4M/

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 08:23 PM (6FqZa)

358 Dubstep version of the Imperial March:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1VD7ui8Ng

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 22, 2017 08:23 PM (QGoUX)

359 The Internationale.

First Stanza

Stand up, ones who are branded by the curse,
All the world's starving and enslaved!
Our outraged minds are boiling,
Ready to lead us into a deadly fight.
We will destroy this world of violence
Down to the foundations, and then
We will build our new world.
He who was nothing will become everything!

Chorus (×2):
This is our final
and decisive battle;
With the Internationale
humanity will rise up!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2017 08:23 PM (hyuyC)

360 Sooth beat me by that much!

Posted by: MAGA at August 22, 2017 08:24 PM (Tyk2V)

361 Missouri Senate leaders announced Tuesday that Democratic state senator
who called for President Trump's assassination has been stripped of her
committee assignments, just two days after she tried to calm the
controversy with a public apology.

Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 08:24 PM (Enq6K)

362
I'd put up that Wizard of Oz "Oh We Oh, O-Oh!" marching theme against the Imperial theme from Star Wars.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:24 PM (YaAiU)

363 Intro music?
Come on, you guys are just joking, right?
Only one obvious choice.
Horst Wessel Lied
Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2017 08:20 PM (mBYZv)

Hahaha....yup! That's the one!

"The flags are high, the ranks are firmly closed
The Trumpen marches with silent solid steps
Comrades whom democrats and Antifa shot
March in spirit within our ranks!"

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2017 08:24 PM (5VlCp)

364 Bad to the Bone

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2017 08:25 PM (y1JfG)

365 I think jasper at #226 was upset at having been Amy-Schumered, yankeefifth.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 08:25 PM (mJ8mX)

366 According to time and date dot com Phoenix time is 5:23 minus pixy time offset

Which still doesn't add up because time and date dot come says Phoenix is on mountain standard which would be four hours behind Eastern Daylight which would be the same as Pacific Daylight.

Which is different from what pbs.org says.
So I'm thinking, no one really knows what time it is.

Posted by: Nosbarker Kendrickson at August 22, 2017 08:25 PM (m9X4Y)

367 Welp, preacher's getting ready to finish his story of Elija.
Gotta' go.

Posted by: gNewt at August 22, 2017 08:25 PM (beZXb)

368 Trump quoting Bismarck and Frederick the Great.

Posted by: MAGA at August 22, 2017 08:25 PM (Tyk2V)

369 "BREAKING: The shuttle bus from the Transgender Alliance hit a guard rail in what onlookers describe as a freak accident. "

Now dat right deh be funny.

Posted by: zippity do dah at August 22, 2017 08:25 PM (BO/km)

370 I believe Arizona is Pacific Time Zone but no DST. So in summer they match MDT which is 6 hours behind GMT.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 22, 2017 08:26 PM (eASYU)

371 Intro music?

Only one obvious choice.

The Internationale.



Gates of Delirium.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 08:26 PM (1mpLW)

372
Theme from Aplocolips Now!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:26 PM (YaAiU)

373
Stand and fight we do consider
Reminded of an inner pact between us
That's seen as we go
And ride there
In motion
To fields in debts of honour defending

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 08:27 PM (1mpLW)

374
Trump should borrow Hillary's southern accent. How y'all doin'?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 08:27 PM (auHtY)

375 Trump quoting Bismarck and Frederick the Great.

He got that from Bannon. These are important figures in the "neo reaction" movement.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 08:27 PM (6FqZa)

376
Trump should pull up in the General Lee car, blaring the horn

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)

377 Just think. That sweet looking girl of yesterday
turned into the bitch of today. Wonder how she would have turned out
had she not met Bubba?

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2017 07:15 PM (jm1YL)

She was like that before she met Bubba. The rapist always was the nice one of that pair.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 22, 2017 08:28 PM (FTXAT)

378 Theme from Aplocolips Now!
===

Great flick.

Same guy who directed Hotassic Park.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:28 PM (2wRtc)

379

Trump should come out dressed as Colonel Sanders!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:28 PM (YaAiU)

380 Soothsayer : hah, good ol' Wreck It Ralph.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 08:28 PM (6FqZa)

381 This would make a nice opening tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47E2tfK5QAg

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 22, 2017 08:28 PM (xuv8D)

382 Maybe the 3rd Stanza of The Internationale works better for Trump.

You've sucked enough of our blood, you vampires,
With prison, taxes and poverty!
You have all the power, all the blessings of the world,
And our rights are but an empty sound!
We'll make our own lives in a different way -
And here is our battle cry:
All the power to the people of labour!
And away with all the parasites!




It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.
And away with all the parasites!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2017 08:28 PM (hyuyC)

383 368 Trump quoting Bismarck and Frederick the Great.
Posted by: MAGA at August 22, 2017 08:25 PM (Tyk2V)


Patton.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)

384 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47E2tfK5QAg

Posted by: Jen the original at August 22, 2017 08:29 PM (WFC0e)

385 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 22, 2017 08:29 PM (KCxzN)

386 Schlichter on Tucker!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:29 PM (2wRtc)

387
"Highway to Hell."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)

388

Wreck It Ralph is a movie? Should I see it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:30 PM (YaAiU)

389 il nous faut de l'audace, et encore de l'audace, et toujours de l'audace

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 08:30 PM (1mpLW)

390 386 Schlichter on Tucker!
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:29 PM (2wRtc)


Sounds like a sex act.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)

391 379

Trump should come out dressed as Colonel Sanders!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:28 PM (YaAiU)



Dancing like Shawn Michaels did at SummerSlam

https://youtu.be/mff3w2o-A7c

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2017 08:30 PM (z/Ubi)

392

Stand the marchers soaring talons
Peaceful lives will not deliver freedom
Fighting we know,
Destroy oppression
The point to reaction
As leaders look to you attacking

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 08:31 PM (1mpLW)

393 Patton.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)



In front a giant American flag and rework some of the dialog from the opening scene

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 08:31 PM (auHtY)

394
Sounds like a sex act.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
===

See my 378.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 22, 2017 08:31 PM (2wRtc)

395 The left has finally done to the word "hate" what was done long ago to the word "love". It absolutely meaningless

Posted by: aunty pha at August 22, 2017 08:32 PM (wJUTK)

396
Choose and renounce throwing chains to the floor
Kill or be killing faster sins correct the flow
Casting giant shadows off vast
Penetrating force
To alter via the war that seen
As frictions spans the spirits' wrath ascending to redeem

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 22, 2017 08:32 PM (1mpLW)

397
Dancing like Shawn Michaels did at SummerSlam

Wow, that really happened. Heh.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:32 PM (YaAiU)

398 Dixie? I lvote Valderi Valdera. Valder rah ha ha ha ha.

Posted by: Robert Lee at August 22, 2017 08:33 PM (el7q7)

399

nood??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:33 PM (YaAiU)

400 Sorry, left out an "is"

Posted by: aunty pha at August 22, 2017 08:34 PM (wJUTK)

401 Ryan and McTurtle's only move left is straight up opposition to Trump. When they prove "incapable" of passing a budget that cuts spending, departments, etc, their fraud and conman act will be so apparent they will deflect with "we gotta stop Ttump."

Posted by: MAGA at August 22, 2017 08:35 PM (Tyk2V)

402 BOC had a song about Iran that had the line "If they really think were the devil, let's send 'em to hell". He should play that.

Posted by: freaked at August 22, 2017 08:35 PM (BO/km)

403
A presumptive leftist who engaged Mike Rowe on Facebook included this howler in his screed, One of the tenants of white nationalism is that college educated people are academic elitests.

What a maroon. There's no smart like college smart!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2017 08:35 PM (pNxlR)

404 One of the Antifada people is a Professor at United Theological Seminary in Ohio.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2017 08:17 PM (iVOAv)
======================

Well ain't that just ducky.

Posted by: grammie winger, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, at August 22, 2017 08:36 PM (lwiT4)

405
No, really, there's a nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 22, 2017 08:36 PM (YaAiU)

406 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 22, 2017 08:23 PM (6FqZa)

That's touching. Thank you.

Haven't read it, but a Jewish Narnia is almost a contradiction in terms: traditional Judaism is relentlessly anti-Platonic.

But the tikkun olam folks need to fuck themselves and open their eyes. Tikkun olam is but one idea among many conflicting ones: an honest Jew needs to ask why only one voice should be privileged (lol).

Note: I am an atheist, but I retain my loyalties, and do not apologize for them.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2017 08:36 PM (1NhKU)

407 401 Ryan and McTurtle's only move left is straight up opposition to Trump. When they prove "incapable" of passing a budget that cuts spending, departments, etc, their fraud and conman act will be so apparent they will deflect with "we gotta stop Ttump."

That's a loser. Just ask Ayotte, Kirk and whatshisname in NV

Posted by: aunty pha at August 22, 2017 08:37 PM (wJUTK)

408 Yes, it is a nood.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 22, 2017 08:37 PM (mJ8mX)

409 Gates of Delirium.

Karn Evil 9 First Impression: "Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 22, 2017 08:38 PM (bIwZ6)

410 329. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2017 08:17 PM (iVOAv)

Once attended a non-denominational service. Minister's sermon was on how one can be a Christian and not believe in Christ. Turns out the minister was a graduate of SW Baptist Seminary in Ft. Worth.

Modern day Elmer Gantry...of sorts...I guess. 200 ish congregation, so he was able to put butts in seats.

Takes all types.

Posted by: Usedtocould at August 22, 2017 08:39 PM (VCqKl)

411 Overnight, Trump went from being an agent for a country that lost 30 million in WWII to a supporter of a movement that killed millions of Russians in WWII. Pretty neat trick, even for Trump

Posted by: aunty pha at August 22, 2017 08:41 PM (wJUTK)

412 332 330 President Trump should play the Hogan's Heroes March when he enters the Thunderdome.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 22, 2017 08:12 PM (5VlCp)

I would prefer the Star Wars 'Imperial March' just to watch liberals collapse to the ground, writhing and twitching.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at August 22, 2017 08:17 PM (6kP6G)


"DIXIE."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 22, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)


"Zip-a-dee-do-dah"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 22, 2017 08:43 PM (+F0Wk)

413 I call foul on Hillary getting turned down for USMC enlistment for poor vision. I got in with right eye at 20/200, correctible. Wasn't turned down until I tried for officer training through NESEP. Recommended for re-enlistment, but given my MOS and the only two bases I could be assigned at, decided to get out.

Posted by: empire1 at August 22, 2017 08:45 PM (rAOrf)

414 Got your choice on YouTube:

Watch the protestors outside, carrying all sorts of signs.

Inside: Getting ready for Trump.....

Posted by: Colin at August 22, 2017 08:48 PM (rzEAq)

415 Takes all types.

Posted by: Usedtocould


Al Mohler's Seminary??? I find that hard to believe.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 08:52 PM (/qEW2)

416 Intro music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOvDTCbcHe0

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2017 09:00 PM (SRKgf)

417 400
Sorry, left out an "is"

***

no biggie...I don't think anyone really knows what that word means anyway.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 22, 2017 09:05 PM (h1jJh)

418 .smfh u here, chi? Bb? Need to talk
.

Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2017 12:14 AM (huES0)

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