Red on Red Attacks: Antifa Making Friends All Over

First up: Antifa attacks liberal feminists as "hypocrites" and effete weaklings for not being brave enough to riot and punch unwitting bystanders.

I must admit I'm amused by this line, though: “You just want to feel good! F*** you liberals, pink pussy hat bullshit!”

Video at the link.

Below, a Black Lives Matter member tells antifa to take off their masks and get out of his city.

They... punch him.

Are we going to have further endorsements of antifa's non-violent freedom-fighting from the "This Lord Humungous is a Reasonable Man" side of the #FakeNews GOP?

BLM member tells Antifa to take their masks off and get out of his city. They punch him and accuse him of being a cop. What a shitshow 😂 pic.twitter.com/LmjO8Rtv5G
— Uncle Chang (@UncleChangNYC) August 20, 2017

Oh, here's another guy that some random antifa accused of being a Nazi - and then punched.

VIDEO: Feral Antifa punches another Antifa on accident because he thought he looked like a Nazi via @FusionNews pic.twitter.com/ljzNWwlZzk
— /r/The_Donald (@thedonaldreddit) August 23, 2017

Speaking of Red on Red: The ACLU tweeted a pic of a kid holding a flag with the propaganda line, "This is the future the ACLU wants."

They immediately got clapbacks because it was a white kid.

So then they retreated and thanked people for "checking [their] privilege" for them.

The ACLU agrees that they are white supremacists because they tweeted a picture of a small child holding an American flag. pic.twitter.com/Y2mdcKbp8n
— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) August 23, 2017

See the string of tweets here if that collection of images isn't working for you.

Posted by: Ace at 07:42 PM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 So..popcorn for our side?

Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 07:42 PM (aT+Bx)

2 Or "hey, it's ALL good."

Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 07:43 PM (aT+Bx)

3 Popcorn!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 23, 2017 07:43 PM (tbOMB)

4 Sorry, but the hat the black guy is wearing looks like he just came back from South of the Border. Probably was a cop. Apparently not one very accomplished at undercover work.

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2017 07:44 PM (LAe3v)

5 Top ten baby!!

Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 07:44 PM (D2vc1)

6 Popcorn here! Get ya popcorn here!!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 07:45 PM (O5Q3r)

7 Don't forget the guy who was stabbed for having a nazi haircut.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 23, 2017 07:45 PM (tbOMB)

8 Perhaps we should remind the imaginary "moderate, not fully insane" liberals that the MSM, including CNN, WaPo and more, ENDORSE Antifa.

As does George Soros.

/or maybe we should just let them Thunderdome it out. IDK.

Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 07:45 PM (aT+Bx)

9 Goood.......goood.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 23, 2017 07:45 PM (fA1SL)

10 THAT BLACK LEFTIST IS A RIGHTWING WHITE SUPREMACIST HATER ARGLEBARGLE

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 07:45 PM (wM+jZ)

11 Red on red?

The problem...I am not seeing it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2017 07:46 PM (J+eG2)

12 https://pjmedia.com/trending/2017/08/22/antifa-stabs-man-neo-nazi-haircut/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 23, 2017 07:46 PM (tbOMB)

13 Popcorn indeed Flounder! Willowed, kinda related:
Trailer to American Horror Story 7. Its about Trump and clowns or something. Anyway funny stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-27J0sR9268
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 23, 2017 07:26 PM (XFue2)

Is this season one Lena Dunham is in? Casting her as a clown will be a leeeeetle close to type.

If the cult is what the antitrumper Sarah Paulson escapes to, does that make the cult of zombie clowns Antifa?

Posted by: LizLem at August 23, 2017 07:46 PM (hvf9s)

14 Dear Nyasha Junior,
Please kiss the white, pasty ass it is my privilege to own.

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2017 07:46 PM (LAe3v)

15 Right wing death squad time, anybody?

Posted by: Blowtorch Bob D'Aubuisson at August 23, 2017 07:46 PM (YmXed)

16 South of the border
Down Mexico way!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2017 07:47 PM (mJ8mX)

17 9
Goood.......goood.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan!

The hate. What should I do with it?

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2017 07:48 PM (LAe3v)

18 15. The preferred term is 'traditional dialogue facilitator teams.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 23, 2017 07:48 PM (fA1SL)

19 The proper way to greet any Antifa person is, "So, are you the one that got shot in the 'nads?"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 23, 2017 07:48 PM (JyFLk)

20 Heh. They know the feds have informants inside now, so they're getting paranoid.

Time to pop some popcorn and watch them devour each other.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 23, 2017 07:49 PM (pGXU3)

21 What does the LBGTDEN14CHI10BBQ community say?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 23, 2017 07:49 PM (Nwg0u)

22 Whew, Darius Rucker is on fire!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 23, 2017 07:49 PM (QGoUX)

23 The Night of the Long Knives pt. II is going to be very confusing and messy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2017 07:49 PM (pY+s4)

24 These guys that do the hit and run crap ... on video. I hope some are being tracked down and charged.

It's like the black "knock out game" where they have a good laugh at sucker punching, maybe knocking out, some random pedestrian. but with antifa the assaults are encouraged and applauded.

They keep saying "Trump the divider" and all these insults, but no real clear quotation on what makes border control so terrible. "I really fear for my country after that speech ... because we might get border control and stop some of the drugs and human trafficking" sheesh

Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2017 07:49 PM (veVl1)

25 19
The proper way to greet any Antifa person is, "So, are you the one that got shot in the 'nads?"

Posted by: 2009Refugee

I'd go with "How's it hanging? Backwards, I'll bet".

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2017 07:49 PM (LAe3v)

26 17. The snark is strong with you. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Kekker.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 23, 2017 07:49 PM (fA1SL)

27 More please.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 07:50 PM (0mRoj)

28
Pink pussy hat

https://youtu.be/q1LO9Xkc2QE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2017 07:50 PM (IqV8l)

29 Someone should tell them, when they get a bag of dicks, they don't have to step on them...or not.

Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2017 07:50 PM (RozsV)

30 The enemy! They're everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 07:50 PM (O5Q3r)

31 Oh a guy at work repeated a line he saw about the nut shot guy. "Right in the Protesticles."

Posted by: buzzion at August 23, 2017 07:51 PM (z/Ubi)

32 What I need is a good shot to the nuts.

Posted by: Natasha Junior at August 23, 2017 07:51 PM (Tyii7)

33 Country Singer, do you think the FBI has informants inside BLM?

Oh yes - should have been done/attempted, on about the third day of the organization's existence, of course.

But after being arguably connected to the biggest wave of murders of law enforcement in modern history ..... wouldn't this kinda sorta be a kinda priority, ya think?

But - FBI. Obama admin.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2017 07:51 PM (Mt8T4)

34 The preferred term is 'traditional technology assisted dialogue facilitator teams.'

FIFY.

Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 07:51 PM (aT+Bx)

35 The new face of White Supremacy:
https://twitter.com/kerpen/status/900169893747851265

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2017 07:52 PM (mJ8mX)

36 Sorry black lives matter folks. I don't live there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - SJWs Destroyed My Garden Because I Grew Heritage Tomatoes at August 23, 2017 07:52 PM (rF9rk)

37 It's all fun and games until a white toddler 30 feet high attacks your city.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

38 Soros controls the Antifa, but I don't think he controls BLM. If you look at BLM's website it was started by leftists who have been thoroughly indoctrinated in all the ways to destroy a civil society. Enemy number one is the nuclear family.

The violence benefits the left even when they are doing it to fellow leftists. It is about creating chaos in the streets and obliterating the rule of law.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 23, 2017 07:52 PM (M5Y3J)

39 Is that pepper on your nuts or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2017 07:53 PM (mJ8mX)

40 Warms my cold dark heart just thinking about it. Moar please. Pass the popcorn...

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at August 23, 2017 07:53 PM (0OmEj)

41 Country Singer, do you think the FBI has informants inside BLM?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2017 07:51 PM (Mt8T4)

I'm sure they do...now. And even if they don't, just the idea that they might will have them accusing each other of being a snitch.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 23, 2017 07:53 PM (pGXU3)

42 In before someone mentions popcorn!

Oh...

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2017 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

43 My nuts bustin' under open fire...
Jacked up by a rubber hose.....

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2017 07:55 PM (LAe3v)

44 Has a cocktail called the Nut Shot been invented yet?, I asked myself.

No, but there is one called the Salted Nut Roll, which is also appropriate.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 23, 2017 07:55 PM (QGoUX)

45 so was that a lucky shot to the nuts or was the cop really that good with the pepper balls?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 23, 2017 07:55 PM (0wem/)

46 i think its kinda fun, when cops enforce the law; i missed it....

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 07:55 PM (Z0FfH)

47 Hmm the Cuba situation looks pretty serious - minor nervous system damage to the diplomats attacked by as-yet undefined means.

Of course we don't know all, or perhaps even much, of the whole story, but hoping with an actual president in the WH, something dramatic might come out of this.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2017 07:56 PM (Mt8T4)

48 What's New Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa
What's New Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 23, 2017 07:56 PM (Nwg0u)

49 Oh its only going to get worse, there always is a Trosky who gets the short end of the stick.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 07:56 PM (pPKG5)

50 That pepper-nutted guy is a faker. I'm the original.

Posted by: The 'Don't Taze Me, Bro' Guy at August 23, 2017 07:57 PM (rZ+mb)

51 The city of Chicago was mostly peaceful last weekend, with only 64 people determined to be in need of fresh bullet holes.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 23, 2017 07:57 PM (6jaju)

52 first photo-shop

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 07:57 PM (Z0FfH)

53
Soros controls the Antifa, but I don't think he controls BLM. If you
look at BLM's website it was started by leftists who have been
thoroughly indoctrinated in all the ways to destroy a civil society.
Enemy number one is the nuclear family.
--

I'm sure that $100 MILLION Soros gave BLM last year has had no impact at all.

http://tinyurl.com/jrh8c4k

Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 07:57 PM (aT+Bx)

54 This is why the Prog scum are going full throttle.

One pathetic, worthless Prog whines on twitter about some organization and the organization immediately gives in. When that happens, it's like a snowball rolling downhill.

Might be time to go tell Nyasha and her fellow scum to pound sand.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 07:57 PM (D2vc1)

55 Hmm the Cuba situation looks pretty serious - minor nervous system damage to the diplomats attacked by as-yet undefined means.

Barack Obama - the STD of Presidents.

Posted by: JEM at August 23, 2017 07:57 PM (TppKb)

56 You look like a Nazi! (punch)

No, you're the Nazi! (kick)

No, YOU'RE the Nazi! (slam)

Your haircut makes you a Nazi! (mace in the face)

(cough) You Nazi (cough) racist (cough).

Red on Red means both sides bled. Works for me.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 23, 2017 07:58 PM (2NqXo)

57 At least the Cuban Embassy people can be seen. Their colleagues in Benghazi got the full Clevinger.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 23, 2017 07:58 PM (JyFLk)

58 fundamentally changed

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 07:58 PM (Z0FfH)

59 Oh its only going to get worse, there always is a Trosky who gets the ~~short~~ long end of the ~~stick~~ ice pick.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 07:56 PM (pPKG5)

Fixt

Posted by: Country Singer at August 23, 2017 07:58 PM (pGXU3)

60 A few years ago, my wife and I ate at a Chili's in a sketchy part of Jackson (ok, that's EVERY part of Jackson). I didn't notice, but my wife was pretty upset because she said many black patrons were making nasty looks towards our infant son.

I know BLM types hate it, but I have black friends. They are good people. The children they have are beautiful and good hearted. I could never look at a picture of a black toddler and see anything ugly.

These people who look at white toddlers and see signs of white supremacy are deeply and irreversibly damaged.

Posted by: CPT11A at August 23, 2017 07:59 PM (YmXed)

61 I'm watching a very protracted scene of "Dougie" Cooper eating chocolate cake.

Is anybody else watching the new Twin Peaks? Can somebody explain Dougie to me?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 23, 2017 07:59 PM (QGoUX)

62 Barack Obama - the STD of Presidents.

-
The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 23, 2017 07:59 PM (Nwg0u)

63 I'm sure that $100 MILLION Soros gave BLM last year has had no impact at all.

Not so fast. Most of that was earmarked for my salary this year.

Posted by: Colon Kraperdick at August 23, 2017 07:59 PM (Tyii7)

64 Petition to declare George Soros a terrorist:

http://tinyurl.com/ycnbsqud

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 07:59 PM (iVOAv)

65 Oh its only going to get worse, there always is a Trosky who gets the short end of the stick.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 07:56 PM (pPKG5)

You mean short end of the ice pick.

Posted by: mark1971 at August 23, 2017 07:59 PM (xPl2J)

66
"If watching leftist beat the shit out of each other is wrong,
I don't wanna be white, er, right...."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2017 08:00 PM (mbhDw)

67 Sorry. It's 33 MILLION from Soros last year, 100 Million from the Ford Foundation to BLM.

Also, The Weeknd has given them $250,000.

Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2017 08:00 PM (aT+Bx)

68 This how you take them down. Convince them that the enemy is everywhere. Nobody can be trusted. Especially your own people. Force power struggles. Get them at each other's throats.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 08:00 PM (O5Q3r)

69 When everybody in the litter is a runt, it's like a dwarf-tossing conspiracy.

Posted by: Fritz at August 23, 2017 08:00 PM (eLttb)

70 Suppose you happen to be a relatively decent, not particularly political teacher, in one of America's public schools.

When you see these idiots out there... do you scream deeply inside yourself at the horror, knowing you helped create this shit show?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:01 PM (Pz4pT)

71 I really don't understand the masks. Are the brownshirts unwilling to identify with the cause?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 23, 2017 08:01 PM (zGJzT)

72 Ace, glad youre feeling better and it wasnt serious. Lesson learned.

I take the same approach to red-on-black-on-red violence I do to internecine Arab warfare:

*sits back*

*munches popcorn*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2017 08:01 PM (EZebt)

73 such a pretty smile

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 08:01 PM (Z0FfH)

74 Feral Antifa punches another Antifa on accident because he thought he looked like a Nazi

Well, to be fair, the dude did look a little like a Nazi.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:02 PM (Mouru)

75 60. Yeah, that MLK 'content of character/color of skin' thing comes back to bite 'em EVERY time.

Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:02 PM (Roy2Z)

76 Anybody want to argue about how associating themselves with Antifa, the IWW, the WWP and other associated groups is a winning strategy for Democrats? How Trump was an *idiot* for denouncing all of the violent fringe loonies?

Mitt? Marco? Billy K?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Cool your Jets with an Outrage Outlet Snarlin' Smoothie! at August 23, 2017 08:02 PM (66/E/)

77 They're too primed for anger, and too little for sense. They can't help but start the cannibalism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

78 nice BLVD, tho-

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 08:03 PM (Z0FfH)

79 74 I suppose he said, "My bad" and walked away?

Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:03 PM (Roy2Z)

80 Convince them that the enemy is everywhere. Nobody can be trusted. Especially your own people. Force power struggles. Get them at each other's throats.

-
So they've gotten to you, too!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 23, 2017 08:03 PM (Nwg0u)

81 This how you take them down. Convince them that the enemy is everywhere. Nobody can be trusted. Especially your own people. Force power struggles. Get them at each other's throats.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 08:00 PM (O5Q3r)

It's the main reason the Democrat party is in such disarray. They are several small minority factions, and they can't agree on anything.

If Washington was a possible source for good, which it's not, this would be a perfect time to divide and conquer. Too bad we don't have a party to oppose them.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:03 PM (Pz4pT)

82 The left is melting down.

It was inevitable that the balkanization would reach such a point that the interest groups would begin to cannibalize each other.

After six months of intense bombardment, the crazed hordes have not laid a glove on Trump and they have become increasingly shrill, desperate and hysterical.

Keep it coming, you geniuses.

Posted by: phineas gage at August 23, 2017 08:04 PM (XsVWn)

83 64
Petition to declare George Soros a terrorist:

http://tinyurl.com/ycnbsqud

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 07:59 PM (iVOAv)

This is like the best day, ever!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 23, 2017 08:04 PM (tbOMB)

84 Feral Antifa punches another Antifa on accident because he thought he looked like a Nazi

-
And he was right!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 23, 2017 08:04 PM (Nwg0u)

85 wtf wtf, are they gonna let the little baby have it?

I mean omg a baby is holding a flag!

so even a flag is racist.. fk them

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2017 08:04 PM (FKrah)

86 Well, to be fair, the dude did look a little like a Nazi.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:02 PM (Mouru)

The Iron Cross with Swords and Diamonds has been replaced with The Order of Ear Gauges and Captive Ball Rings.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 23, 2017 08:05 PM (pGXU3)

87 68
This how you take them down. Convince them that the enemy is everywhere.
Nobody can be trusted. Especially your own people. Force power
struggles. Get them at each other's throats.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 08:00 PM (O5Q3r)

Anyone up for flooding craigslist with phony agitator events linked to the FBI and DHS contact info?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 23, 2017 08:05 PM (tbOMB)

88 Feral Antifa punches another Antifa on accident because he thought he looked like a Nazi
-------------------------------------

Well, to be fair, the dude did look a little like a Nazi.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:02 PM (Mouru)

One of the "tie me up" gay nazis.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Pz4pT)

89 This how you take them down. Convince them that the enemy is everywhere. Nobody can be trusted. Especially your own people. Force power struggles. Get them at each other's throats.

Or, bean-bag shoot 'em in the nuts.

Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Roy2Z)

90 74
Well, to be fair, the dude did look a little like a Nazi.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:02 PM (Mouru)

What? He looked like some kind of degenerate freak! No way would I allow my SS to have all those tattoos and piercings.

Posted by: A. Hitler at August 23, 2017 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

91 The ACLU agrees that they are white supremacists because they tweeted a picture of a small child holding an American flag.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a tiny black patent leather Mary Jane, stomping on a human face -- forever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:07 PM (Mouru)

92 Punchin' a black man is kind of....Nazi, innit?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

93 "Feral Antifa punches another Antifa on accident because he thought he looked like a Nazi"

Would that be considered a work accident?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Cool your Jets with an Outrage Outlet Snarlin' Smoothie! at August 23, 2017 08:08 PM (66/E/)

94 Thanks for the corrections

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 08:08 PM (pPKG5)

95 I really don't understand the masks. Are the brownshirts unwilling to identify with the cause?
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 23, 2017 08:01 PM (zGJzT)

Children, play acting.

We all did it, dressed up as cowboys and Indians. Or ghosts and pirates. Or ghost-pirates.

When we were 5.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:08 PM (Pz4pT)

96 Wouldn't it be just terrible if they just rid the world of themselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 08:08 PM (auHtY)

97 PPV would make a mint! Two assholes enter - no asshole leaves!

Posted by: Antifa vs BLM at August 23, 2017 08:08 PM (bc2Lc)

98 Man with ear gauges makes poor decision?
The deuce you say!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 08:08 PM (RrhD2)

99 I hope that baby is an baby of a ACLU worker and advocate.

Maybe they don't like their own baby being considered priveledged and racist for not noticing it while munching on his animal cookie.

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2017 08:09 PM (FKrah)

100 Idea: Marginalized groups that are pushed out of the core culture develop a superior humor sense as a coping mechanism, much like Daredevl and his Radar Sense.

(Unfortunately Daredevil lacks a sense of thirst)

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 08:09 PM (q177U)

101 Thank you Xir, may I have another?

Posted by: Pledge ACLU at August 23, 2017 08:09 PM (+RSgm)

102 Captive Ball Rings

*groan*

Posted by: Pepper Balls Pajama Boy at August 23, 2017 08:09 PM (Tyii7)

103 We correctly refer to the kid who rammed the crowd as a neo-Nazi.

But have you ever heard the #FakeNews refer to the man who shot up the ball field as a Democrat?

In fact, their latest trick: Don't mention him at all.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 23, 2017 08:10 PM (Ndje9)

104 Idea for a YouTube video: Hitler learns that some freak with ear gauges and facial tattoos was mistaken for a Nazi.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

105

And yet, they will never figure out that this is why "Punch a Nazi" is problematic....LOL.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 23, 2017 08:10 PM (CPk08)

106 Has a cocktail called the Nut Shot been invented yet?, I asked myself.

No, but there is one called the Salted Nut Roll, which is also appropriate.

How about Chocolate Salty Balls?

Posted by: Chef at August 23, 2017 08:10 PM (fj+sl)

107 Schweaty balls?

Posted by: Pete Schweaty at August 23, 2017 08:11 PM (89T5c)

108 Idea for a YouTube video: Hitler learns that some freak with ear gauges and facial tattoos was mistaken for a Nazi.
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

Yes, but where would one find a video of Hilter, sufficiently worked up (and scaring the help), to create such a fun and exciting video?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:12 PM (Pz4pT)

109 If you want a vision of the future, imagine a tiny black patent leather Mary Jane Jane Gumb tucked and in his lady suit, stomping on a human face -- forever.

FIFY

Posted by: wooga at August 23, 2017 08:13 PM (+RSgm)

110

Posted by: wooga at August 23, 2017 08:13 PM (+RSgm)

111 That looked more like a push and slap than a punch.

Posted by: huerfano at August 23, 2017 08:13 PM (Dp2K8)

112 I think all the white media heads should give up their job to someone not pale.

and i'm sorry white Hispanic won't do either.

They should do it 'for the cause'

because hypocrit

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2017 08:13 PM (FKrah)

113 the lesbians are pissed at the transgendered; becaust the feminists said, they're bad-so sad

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 08:13 PM (Z0FfH)

114 Yes, but where would one find a video of Hilter, sufficiently worked up (and scaring the help), to create such a fun and exciting video?

If only someone had made a movie about Hitler that could be re-dubbed...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:13 PM (Mouru)

115 Almost in the barrel with Buffalo Bill

Posted by: wooga at August 23, 2017 08:13 PM (+RSgm)

116 Well, mom managed to get my nuts loaded into the deep freezer. Sure hope this works. Sigh.

Posted by: Pepper Balls Pajama Boy at August 23, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

117 re: today Axelrod voicing reservations about leftists and the media
constantly going on about impeachment and the removal of the president:
say what you will about Ax, he's an intelligent guy and he gets it that a
few minority back-benchers, big-city mayors and the entire MSM are not
enough votes to impeach a president. The GOP, however, with control of
the fed legislature almost guaranteed for a generation or more due to
small 'r' republicanism, DOES have the power to impeach a democrat,
raise endless investigations that might turn up anything, disrupt a
democrat presidency, etc. Today's leftists only live for today and have
zero sense of history, so they don't get this danger.

Posted by: docweasel at August 23, 2017 08:13 PM (SCIEQ)

118 If you

look at BLM's website it was started by leftists who have been

thoroughly indoctrinated in all the ways to destroy a civil society.

Enemy number one is the nuclear family.

Hey, that's done so much for black lives already!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 08:14 PM (oVJmc)

119 Pepper Nut Shot

1 oz Disorono

1 oz cinnamon whiskey

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2017 08:15 PM (ANIFC)

120 When all you have is a punch, everybody looks like a Nazi.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

121 The barrel gets hungry (and thirsty as well) wooga

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2017 08:15 PM (EZebt)

122
Imagine these idiots going to India demanding the removal of those nazi symbols in their temples.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 23, 2017 08:16 PM (t6XCL)

123 If you look at BLM's website it was started by leftists who have been thoroughly indoctrinated in all the ways to destroy a civil society. Enemy number one is the nuclear family.

_____

Hey, that's done so much for black lives already!

------

Yeah, LBJ already took care of that "problem."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:16 PM (Mouru)

124 That looked more like a push and slap than a punch.

I'll give you such a pinch!

Posted by: Joe Besser, Anti-Fascist at August 23, 2017 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

125
68 This how you take them down. Convince them that the enemy is everywhere. Nobody can be trusted. Especially your own people. Force power struggles. Get them at each other's throats.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 08:00 PM (O5Q3r)

Not this shit again.....

Posted by: POUM at August 23, 2017 08:16 PM (iFZVz)

126 117
The GOP, however, with control of
the fed legislature almost guaranteed for a generation or more due to
small 'r' republicanism, DOES have the power to impeach a democrat,
raise endless investigations that might turn up anything, disrupt a
democrat presidency, etc.
Posted by: docweasel at August 23, 2017 08:13 PM (SCIEQ)

I want some of what you're smoking.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2017 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

127 Heh. Just out with the dog. Walked up a bear. It happens from time to time, but it's always attention-getting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 08:17 PM (OdK9v)

128
Captive Ball Rings

*groan*
Posted by: Pepper Balls Pajama Boy

Do not ask for whom the Ball Rings.

Posted by: John's done at August 23, 2017 08:17 PM (IqV8l)

129 Petition for "Antifa as a terrorist org" is at $283k.

For the morons and 'ettes, that exceeds the required 100k

Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:17 PM (Roy2Z)

130 Looking at the Confederates OOB of Gettysburg, on it
Robert Chilton CoS/ and Doctor of Disease at Univ of Texas
John Hood I corp commander / President of John Lock foundation
John Walton I corp acting artillery commander/ Grandson of Sam Walton, Walmart founder

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 08:17 PM (pPKG5)

131 more margaret sanger statues....

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 08:17 PM (Z0FfH)

132 I'll give you such a pinch!

Hey! Cut it out!

Posted by: Pepper Balls Pajama Boy at August 23, 2017 08:17 PM (Tyii7)

133 That anti-fascist sure didn't like the uppity black guy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

134 Has Mitt or Mario weighed in to let us know that these are freedom fighters who are fighting against Nazis and we should support them?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 08:18 PM (auHtY)

135 I really don't understand the masks.

For Courage!

Posted by: Pepper Balls McJohnson at August 23, 2017 08:18 PM (pszv/)

136 I wonder if the left is aware that the rubber band can't snap back only half way?

Posted by: Afroman at August 23, 2017 08:19 PM (4vtgF)

137 Tucker just played Pepper Nuts clip

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 08:19 PM (pPKG5)

138 'Ow My Balls!' is already in a movie! Idiocracy! I'm famous!

Posted by: PHX Ball Boy at August 23, 2017 08:19 PM (bc2Lc)

139 Has Mitt or Mario weighed in to let us know that these are freedom fighters who are fighting against Nazis and we should support them?

Violent Activitists for Nonviolence is the preferred term.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:19 PM (Mouru)

140 We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you this breaking news:

Detroit - A dominatrix who dished out abuse to men on social media was the one in pain Tuesday after federal prosecutors charged her with extorting cash from a local man.

A 21-page criminal complaint against flame-haired Erica Freeman, 25, of Atlanta details an unusual extortion case that could send the woman to federal prison for two years.
Freeman used social media accounts, including Twitter and Facebook, to extort money from the married Wayne County man, who sent her incriminating photos, according to an investigator with the FBI's Violent Crime Task Force. Freeman, known online as "Temptress Nirvana," threatened to expose his infidelity unless he paid cash.

Freeman's social media posts offer an illustrated gallery of pain and ridicule, including a GIF of Freeman kicking one man in the groin, slapping another in the face with a stack of cash and sitting on another whose face is stuck in a toilet.

https://tinyurl.com/y9txsabo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 23, 2017 08:19 PM (Nwg0u)

141 Nazi Identification Guide:
White
Shaved head OR Blonde hair OR high and tight OR close cut
Toothbrush mustache OR no mustache
Swastika OR Confederate Flag OR tattoos
Doc Martens OR black footwear
RED shoelaces OR WHITE shoelaces
Polo shirt with Nazi logo OR polo shirt without Nazi logo
Arm extended straight
Any of the above

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 08:20 PM (RrhD2)

142 Yes, but where would one find a video of Hilter, sufficiently worked up (and scaring the help), to create such a fun and exciting video?
----------------------

If only someone had made a movie about Hitler that could be re-dubbed...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:13 PM (Mouru)

Why, if such a thing existed, I bet the makers of said fine film with shout hooray and huzzah to the internets for bringing such fame to their work.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:20 PM (Pz4pT)

143 Goood.......goood.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 23, 2017 07:45 PM (fA1SL) Smite posts from (fA1SL)

*snort* You want ... this?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 08:21 PM (LTHVh)

144
Freeman's social media posts offer an illustrated gallery of pain
and ridicule, including a GIF of Freeman kicking one man in the groin,
slapping another in the face with a stack of cash and sitting on another
whose face is stuck in a toilet.

She sounds nice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

145 "After six months of intense bombardment, the crazed hordes have not laid a glove on Trump"

Well, they've driven down his poll numbers.

However, at the same time, poll numbers have fallen even further and faster for "generic Democrat", "generic Republican", and Clowngress collectively.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 23, 2017 08:21 PM (ujwCG)

146 a good lawyer; 50 shades

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 08:21 PM (Z0FfH)

147 Movie alert: Silent Rage on

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2017 08:21 PM (RrhD2)

148 That anti-fascist sure didn't like the uppity black guy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

The Democrat Party's militant wing really hasn't changed much, has it?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at August 23, 2017 08:21 PM (66CWr)

149 and sitting on another whose face is stuck in a toilet

Newsletter?

Posted by: Pepper Balls Pajama Boy at August 23, 2017 08:21 PM (Tyii7)

150
Imagine these idiots going to India demanding the removal of those nazi symbols in their temples.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 23, 2017 08:16 PM (t6XCL)

Or the Carlsberg brewery in Copenhagen.

http://tinyurl.com/y9xhhaqx

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 23, 2017 08:21 PM (iFZVz)

151 "I don't want to cause any controversy, but I'm thinking about pardoning Linwood Kaine."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 23, 2017 08:22 PM (Ndje9)

152 Seeing this reminds me of Truman's line that we should have let Germany and Russia fight it out until they both collapsed and meanwhile fund whichever one was losing at the moment. Seems rather applicable.

Posted by: T at August 23, 2017 08:22 PM (Vgw1E)

153 Violent Activitists for Nonviolence is the preferred term.

Violent Activitists for Peace.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 08:22 PM (LTHVh)

154 Driven down poll numbers , but do you believe polls from Leftist news who predicted President Hillary?

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 08:22 PM (pPKG5)

155 Speaking of beating up Reds the Cubs are up 7-0 on Cincinnati in the fourth.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 08:22 PM (auHtY)

156 These guys that do the hit and run crap ... on video. I hope some are being tracked down and ~~charged~~ cockshot.

Edited

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 08:22 PM (OdK9v)

157 These guys that do the hit and run crap ... on video. I hope some are being tracked down and ~~charged~~ cockshot.

Edited

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 08:23 PM (OdK9v)

158 "This man was punched in the face by someone who allegedly mistook him for a neo-Nazi"

Hey, don't laugh. Very often I've had people look at me and mistake me for a neo-Nazi, not sure why. It's like I have a bit of food on the side of my mouth and everyone's too polite to tell me about it, so they just avoid me.

Posted by: Charles Manson at August 23, 2017 08:23 PM (/qEW2)

159 "64
Petition to declare George Soros a terrorist:

http://tinyurl.com/ycnbsqud"

I just signed it!

Posted by: Chris M at August 23, 2017 08:23 PM (6RZos)

160 "Today's leftists only live for today ..."

That's because they're Grass Roots kind of people!

One, two, three, four
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
(Hey, hey, hey)
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
And don't worry 'bout tomorrow, hey
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
Live for today

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2017 08:23 PM (SOasJ)

161 "Well, they've driven down his poll numbers."

Hillary +11 in Florida!!

Going to be an early night for Trump!!

Posted by: The Polls at August 23, 2017 08:23 PM (sf2BM)

162 Went to the ACLU twitter page. First thing I see:

@ACLU

BREAKING: @ACLUaz is calling for an investigation into reports of excessive force by Phoenix police against protesters during Trump's rally

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 08:23 PM (Enq6K)

163 Ace?

...Freeman kicking one man in the groin, slapping another in the face with a stack of cash and sitting on another whose face is stuck in a toilet...

Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:23 PM (Roy2Z)

164 Yup. That guy is a dead ringer for Hermann Goering.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:24 PM (Mouru)

165 Huh. Been a while since we saw a comment get duped.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at August 23, 2017 08:24 PM (66CWr)

166 "Freeman's social media posts offer an illustrated gallery of pain and ridicule, including a GIF of Freeman kicking one man in the groin,
slapping another in the face with a stack of cash and sitting on another
whose face is stuck in a toilet."

The future post-political career trajectory of Rep. Washerwoman-Putz. From the heights of power as DNC chair, to dejected discount dominatrix.

"That's MISTRESS Debbie to you, worm! Now crawl!!!"

Posted by: torquewrench at August 23, 2017 08:24 PM (ujwCG)

167 You said cock twice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 23, 2017 08:24 PM (6FqZa)

168 140
Freeman's social media posts offer an illustrated gallery of pain and ridicule, including a GIF of Freeman kicking one man in the groin, slapping another in the face with a stack of cash and sitting on another whose face is stuck in a toilet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 23, 2017 08:19 PM (Nwg0u)

How did we ever manage to live before social media?

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2017 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

169 I'd like to see Soros in chop-chop square over in Malaysia.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2017 08:25 PM (89T5c)

170 Fuck off doc weasel. Your kind isn';t welcome here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 08:25 PM (LTHVh)

171 Driven down poll numbers , but do you believe polls from Leftist news who predicted President Hillary?
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2017 08:22 PM (pPKG5)

Anyone who thinks they have any idea how anything related to the 2020 election is going to happen, is criminally insane.

Poll numbers for what. Complete and utter nonsense.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:25 PM (Pz4pT)

172 You said cock twice.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 23, 2017 08:24 PM (6FqZa)

I like cock.

Posted by: Cowboy Shep at August 23, 2017 08:25 PM (Mouru)

173 Went to the ACLU twitter page

That's like visiting a dominatrix. Why seek out the pain?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 23, 2017 08:25 PM (6FqZa)

174 156 and 157- yeah, they could use another one too.

Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:25 PM (Roy2Z)

175 Double nuts.

Posted by: Pepper Balls Pajama Boy at August 23, 2017 08:25 PM (Tyii7)

176 ...as a Reds fan; we lose-expected; "former" World Champions?

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 08:26 PM (Z0FfH)

177 Today's special:

Flattened Hot Pepper Prairie Oysters.

Posted by: Antifa Cafeteria at August 23, 2017 08:26 PM (lLkDi)

178 153 Violent Activitists for Nonviolence is the preferred term.

Violent Activitists for Peace.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 08:22 PM (LTHVh)

Fornicators for Chastity!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:26 PM (0mRoj)

179 You can't spell AntiFa, without F-R-I-E-N-D.

Posted by: Reuters at August 23, 2017 08:26 PM (NfY7N)

180 Some dirty hippie in Boulder came after my son the other day calling him a Nazi. Triggers.....F150 pick up, well groomed blond hair, blue eyes and cowboy boots

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 23, 2017 08:26 PM (mMeIQ)

181 However, at the same time, poll numbers have fallen even further and faster for "generic Democrat", "generic Republican", and Clowngress collectively.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 23, 2017 08:21 PM

That can't possibly be true. CNN would have told us if it were.

/sarc

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2017 08:26 PM (SOasJ)

182 Imagine these idiots going to India demanding the removal of those nazi symbols in their temples.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 23, 2017 08:16 PM (t6XCL)

Or the Carlsberg brewery in Copenhagen.

http://tinyurl.com/y9xhhaqx
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

---
Or, native American art?

http://tinyurl.com/yazsddja

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 08:26 PM (OdK9v)

183 I can just hear "Nyasha Junior" screeching "A white kid with a flag??!?!?!11???1?!?"

These people should not be humored. I can't even use the word 'appeased'. They should not be humored.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 08:26 PM (/qEW2)

184 AHS usually sucks donkey balls from the ones I've seen.

The Clown Cult this season in the trailers pays like a satire of Nevertrumpism and Teh Resistance.

I'm sure it's not not, but it would be hilarious and actually semi-brave if it was.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2017 08:26 PM (9q7Dl)

185 Would be HILARIOUS if they got the mass casualties they so want, need, desire, and covet by maiming and killing their own. Talk about friendly fire. I care not a fig for them. Except of course, that they come to a saving knowledge of Jesus Christ, before their deaths.

Posted by: Eromero at August 23, 2017 08:27 PM (zLDYs)

186 168 How did we ever manage to live before social media?

The bottom drawer of my friends Dads workbench.

Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:27 PM (Roy2Z)

187 Fornicators for Chastity!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:26 PM (0mRoj)

Splitters!

Posted by: The National Fuckers Abstinence Front at August 23, 2017 08:28 PM (Mouru)

188 That's like visiting a dominatrix. Why seek out the pain?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 23, 2017 08:25 PM (6FqZa)

I was looking for the original tweet of this post. Man, I'm sorry I did.

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 08:28 PM (Enq6K)

189 With the nut shot he received on national TV, the Phoenix rioter has earned a battlefield promotion and while henceforth be known as Sgt. Pepper.

Hope you enjoyed the show.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 23, 2017 08:28 PM (aL6+d)

190 It took me an hour to get out of the restaurant just now. I'm going to have to watch a dozen iterations of Pepper Ball to get my harmony back.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 08:28 PM (LTHVh)

191 When's the next Colorado Morondevous?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 23, 2017 08:29 PM (6FqZa)

192 190 It took me an hour to get out of the restaurant just now. I'm going to have to watch a dozen iterations of Pepper Ball to get my harmony back.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 08:28 PM (LTHVh)

And be awarded a Purple Sack

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:29 PM (0mRoj)

193 Shit, copy and paste fail.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:29 PM (0mRoj)

194 Where doe the money given to BLM go to- aside from slush funds for the higher ups -To train them in better riot techniques?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 08:29 PM (iVOAv)

195 How did we ever manage to live before social media?
-----------------------------
The bottom drawer of my friends Dads workbench.
Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:27 PM (Roy2Z)

Some of us used to make out with chicks.

Well we did.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (Pz4pT)

196 holy shit:
www.wunderground.com/weather/us/tx/houston/77001

Texans fans, BE CAREFUL.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (6FqZa)

197 I meant to copy this one:

189 With the nut shot he received on national TV, the Phoenix rioter has earned a battlefield promotion and while henceforth be known as Sgt. Pepper.

Hope you enjoyed the show.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 23, 2017 08:28 PM (aL6+d)

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)

198 ...busfare/charters?

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (Z0FfH)

199 195 How did we ever manage to live before social media?
-----------------------------
The bottom drawer of my friends Dads workbench.
Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:27 PM (Roy2Z)

Some of us used to make out with chicks.

Well we did.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (Pz4pT)

"We"?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)

200 DEATH to those who say ANTIFA is VIOLENT!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

201 With the nut shot he received on national TV, the Phoenix rioter has earned a battlefield promotion and while henceforth be known as Sgt. Pepper.

Hope you enjoyed the show.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 23, 2017 08:28 PM (aL6+d)[/]

It was wonderful to see him. Certainly, a thrill.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2017 08:31 PM (9q7Dl)

202 Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (Z0FfH)

Was forgetting about that; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 08:31 PM (iVOAv)

203

Agh.

Barrel escape?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2017 08:32 PM (9q7Dl)

204 That other Bro giving the cops the finger sure disappeared quickly after Pepper Ball got pepper balled.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 08:32 PM (LTHVh)

205 Yay!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2017 08:32 PM (9q7Dl)

206 >>>With the nut shot he received on national TV, the Phoenix rioter has earned a battlefield promotion and while henceforth be known as Sgt. Pepper.

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2017 08:32 PM (q177U)

207 199 195 How did we ever manage to live before social media?
-----------------------------
The bottom drawer of my friends Dads workbench.
Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:27 PM (Roy2Z)

Some of us used to make out with chicks.

Well we did.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (Pz4pT)

"We"?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)

Yeah, I don't believe it. Sounds pretty far-fetched.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2017 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

208 How did we ever manage to live before social media?
-----------------------------
The bottom drawer of my friends Dads workbench.
Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:27 PM (Roy2Z)

Some of us used to make out with chicks.

Well we did.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (Pz4pT)

"We"?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)

With my uncle of course!

Why, how did you do it?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:33 PM (Pz4pT)

209 ...u finally made the "promised land"; enjoy

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 08:33 PM (Z0FfH)

210 180 Some dirty hippie in Boulder came after my son the other day calling him a Nazi. Triggers.....F150 pick up, well groomed blond hair, blue eyes and cowboy boots
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 23, 2017 08:26 PM (mMeIQ)
---
So, your son...has he ever expressed interest in being part of the exciting field of Pool Boying?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 23, 2017 08:33 PM (QGoUX)

211 Hitler's Doppelgänger Punched By Antifa!

Or maybe it was Martin Luther King's. Honestly, this is our first day with the word...

Posted by: Reuters at August 23, 2017 08:33 PM (OBJWS)

212 I didn't ever make out with my uncle

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 23, 2017 08:33 PM (6FqZa)

213 blvd

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 08:34 PM (Z0FfH)

214 A small gift for the horde:

http://www.wearethemighty.com/articles/this-company-is

Posted by: LASue at August 23, 2017 08:34 PM (hZ+us)

215 Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:33 PM (Pz4pT)

o_O

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:34 PM (0mRoj)

216 Some of us used to make out with chicks.

Well we did.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (Pz4pT)

"We"?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (0mRoj)

Yeah, I don't believe it. Sounds pretty far-fetched.
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2017 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

I don't remember my first kiss, but I clearly remember the first pair of boobies I got to fondle, so there's that.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 08:34 PM (vI8Pw)

217 Maybe wmds's son could learn Italian and introduce himself as Paolo

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 23, 2017 08:34 PM (6FqZa)

218 I didn't ever make out with my uncle
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 23, 2017 08:33 PM (6FqZa)

Then how did you learn???

I swear, I don't understand you people at all.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:35 PM (Pz4pT)

219 Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: ALH at August 23, 2017 08:35 PM (y1JfG)

220 I don't remember my first kiss, but I clearly remember the first pair of boobies I got to fondle, so there's that.
Posted by: Country Boy
-----------

I do. Her name was Allison.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 08:35 PM (OdK9v)

221 A frozen rope right between the numbers! One to remember!

Posted by: Keith Jackson at August 23, 2017 08:35 PM (bc2Lc)

222 So...wait...does this mean the ACLU has admitted they do NOT want a future where a white child can hold a flag without being assaulted?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2017 08:35 PM (aZq03)

223 "Some of us used to make out with chicks.
"

The abuse started at a early age.

Posted by: The Chicken at August 23, 2017 08:35 PM (lLkDi)

224 I once dated a girl with a wooden leg named Sarah.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (Mouru)

225 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 23, 2017 08:29 PM (6FqZa)

Needs to be when ColoradoAlex can attend; drag his nappy ass back from Cali....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (iLJUQ)

226 they're not going to stop until its illegal to be white

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (h1jJh)

227 Has reuters come out and said they were hacked by the Russians yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (aZq03)

228 Sgt. Rocks

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (IqV8l)

229 145 "After six months of intense bombardment, the crazed hordes have not laid a glove on Trump"

Well, they've driven down his poll numbers.

However, at the same time, poll numbers have fallen even further and faster for "generic Democrat", "generic Republican", and Clowngress collectively.
Posted by: torquewrench

And below them all, the MSM. There numbers are in single digits.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2017 08:37 PM (pY+s4)

230
I once dated a girl with a wooden leg named Sarah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM

Did you break it off?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2017 08:37 PM (IqV8l)

231 A frozen rope right between the numbers! One to remember!

Posted by: Keith Jackson at August 23, 2017 08:35 PM (bc2Lc)

Keith, don't let anyone know your nickname is Stonewall or they'll have to erase every game you ever broadcast

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)

232 The black girl in the video telling people you cannot punch someone because you think they look like a Nazi IS A NAZI!!!!! GET HER!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

233 Harelip harelip!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 23, 2017 08:37 PM (LTHVh)

234 My first kiss was probably later in my life than it should've been, and with someone I now wish I had never met.

Can't get anything right.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:38 PM (0mRoj)

235 So is the ACLU is going to sue the Phoenix Police on behalf of nutless wonder boy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2017 08:38 PM (iVOAv)

236 Would I?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2017 08:38 PM (IqV8l)

237 I don't remember my first kiss, but I clearly remember the first pair of boobies I got to fondle, so there's that.
Posted by: Country Boy
-----------

I do. Her name was Allison.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 08:35 PM (OdK9v)

I don't remember the girl's name, but I do recall having been terrified at the notion of locking lips with a girl, thinking I would not know what to do, but it was surprisingly good, first time out.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:38 PM (Pz4pT)

238
I don't remember my first kiss, but I clearly remember the first pair of boobies I got to fondle, so there's that.

Your uncle's?

Wouldn't they be moobies?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 08:38 PM (oVJmc)

239 @ keith jackson; both famiy's?

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (Z0FfH)

240 So...wait...does this mean the ACLU has admitted they do NOT want a future where a white child can hold a flag without being assaulted?
Posted by: 18-1
---------

I can't figure out what their position is. Seems they stepped on their weenie, and can't get off of it. This happens often with the morally confused.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (OdK9v)

241 I once dated a girl with a wooden leg named Sarah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM

Did you break it off?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2017 08:37 PM (IqV8l)

She did, but I still pine for her sometimes when I'm board.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (Mouru)

242 BTH.....don't know. I think Emmie was thinking about October. Same time as Ohio and Texas

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (mMeIQ)

243 70 Suppose you happen to be a relatively decent, not particularly political teacher, in one of America's public schools.

When you see these idiots out there... do you scream deeply inside yourself at the horror, knowing you helped create this shit show?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:01 PM

No. It's the parents' jobs to teach their children morals and values, both in words and deeds. I scream inside only when I run into a parent who's deeply upset with how their child is approaching (or more likely, retreating from) adulthood and says, "I don't know why ____ is doing this" and the parent is either an enabler or a mirror image.

The worst is a parent who lies to other adults - often including the kid's father - to provide cover for a kid and then can't understand why that kid turns into a lying POS who can't keep a job.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public intellectual at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (hQWkm)

244 Some of us used to make out with chicks.

That's how chicken-fucking starts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (oVJmc)

245 they're not going to stop until its illegal to be white

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (h1jJh)

And then the whole world can be like the paradise of Zimbabwe! Everyone a trillionaire!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (rZ+mb)

246 I once dated a girl with a wooden leg named Sarah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (Mouru)

What was the girl's name?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (Pz4pT)

247 "... and if you're not here to actually throw down and actually fight Nazis, you're mast*rb*ting in the street so that you can feel good about yourself. F*ck you!"

She may be a bit whiny and amorphous looking, but she is basically trying to deliver a dressing down to the antifa troops. She realizes actual anarchy doesn't work, so she is trying to impose some structure and discipline on the unit. I think she unconsciously wants to be like this person. (guess before you click)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3_iPskjxk

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 08:40 PM (/qEW2)

248 famileys-my bad

Posted by: pahound at August 23, 2017 08:40 PM (Z0FfH)

249 246 I once dated a girl with a wooden leg named Sarah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (Mouru)

What was the girl's name?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (Pz4pT)

Eileen.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:40 PM (0mRoj)

250 That gay shrine in NYC: Stonewall

Yeah, that's gotta go.

Posted by: Czar Peter at August 23, 2017 08:40 PM (qaWk6)

251
Wait a minute. Stonewall Jackson, Stonewall Inn. The whole gay rights movement is a Confederate plot. Shut it down now!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 08:40 PM (auHtY)

252 Harelip harelip!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 23, 2017 08:37 PM (LTHVh)

Oh, would I!

Posted by: Just Before the Punchline at August 23, 2017 08:41 PM (rZ+mb)

253 This chick on Carlson is blinking rapidly as she speaks. She's lying, and she knows it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 08:41 PM (OdK9v)

254 Doppelgänger

I thought that was a euphemism for 'equipment' in the male 'crotchal' area.

Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:41 PM (Roy2Z)

255 I once dated a girl with a wooden leg named Sarah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (Mouru)

What was the girl's name?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (Pz4pT)

Eileen.

-
She worked at IHOP.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 23, 2017 08:42 PM (Nwg0u)

256 I once dated a girl with a wooden leg named Sarah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (Mouru)

What was the girl's name?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (Pz4pT)

Eileen.
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------

I DO love this place...but not sexually.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 08:42 PM (OdK9v)

257 AHE.......don't know about the pool boying. But he is single and not being prejudiced or anything......a fine looking young man

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 23, 2017 08:42 PM (mMeIQ)

258 >>> I don't remember my first kiss, but I clearly remember the first pair of boobies I got to fondle, so there's that.

"I do. Her name was Allison."

I do too. Can't remember her name, but I do recall it cost fifty bucks.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 23, 2017 08:43 PM (ujwCG)

259 I once dated a girl with a wooden leg named Sarah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (Mouru)

What was the girl's name?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (Pz4pT)

Eileen.

-
She worked at IHOP.

She thought she could fool me but I had her pegged.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:43 PM (Mouru)

260 I once dated a girl with a wooden leg named Sarah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (Mouru)

What was the girl's name?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (Pz4pT)

Eileen.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2017 08:40 PM (0mRoj)

Ok, since we're going there... I dated a Mexican girl with two wooden legs. She wore them when we were out, but when we got home, and the lights were low...

Her name?

Consuelo, of course.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:43 PM (Pz4pT)

261 Who names their wooden leg 'Sarah'?

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2017 08:43 PM (OBJWS)

262 after reading 'putting structure and discipline into anarchy' that's too funny to stick around hee. g'night

Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:44 PM (Roy2Z)

263 I don't remember my first kiss, but I clearly remember the first pair of boobies I got to fondle, so there's that.

Did it feel like...an elbow?

Posted by: Summer of '42 at August 23, 2017 08:44 PM (OBJWS)

264 Bad joke time at the HQ.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Art.

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 08:44 PM (79p/O)

265 246 I once dated a girl with a wooden leg named Sarah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (Mouru)

What was the girl's name?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:39 PM (Pz4pT)

Peg.

Posted by: Reuters at August 23, 2017 08:44 PM (NfY7N)

266 Who names their wooden leg 'Sarah'?
Posted by: t-bird
--------

*?*

Posted by: Eileen at August 23, 2017 08:44 PM (OdK9v)

267 I once dated a girl with a wooden leg named Sarah.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM

Did you break it off?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2017 08:37 PM (IqV8l)

They splintered. She got the point.

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 08:45 PM (Enq6K)

268 217....LOL

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 23, 2017 08:45 PM (mMeIQ)

269 262 Eileen

pay attention

Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:45 PM (Roy2Z)

270 But the neo-nazis are WAAAAYYY worse, though... cause reasons... and SHUT UP that's why.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 23, 2017 08:45 PM (FTXAT)

271 Eileen.

-
She worked at IHOP.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 23, 2017 08:42 PM (Nwg0u)

that was so lame.

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2017 08:45 PM (FKrah)

272 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Art.
Posted by: mpfs
---------

Does he play musical instruments?

Stump The Band

Posted by: m at August 23, 2017 08:45 PM (OdK9v)

273 Good. Maybe they will just kill each other.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 23, 2017 08:46 PM (CNHr1)

274 "Eileen" Tip the veal!

Posted by: Afroman at August 23, 2017 08:46 PM (4vtgF)

275 they're not going to stop until its illegal to be white

Except for all of them, of course.

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2017 08:46 PM (kuiuS)

276 BTW.......did I mention that he's 6' and ripped (lacrosse player)

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 23, 2017 08:46 PM (mMeIQ)

277 264

do the "bob" joke, do the "bob" joke...

Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:46 PM (Roy2Z)

278 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Art.

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 08:44 PM (79p/O)

I thought it was Matt?

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 08:46 PM (Enq6K)

279 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Art.

How about when he's at your front door?

Posted by: Matt at August 23, 2017 08:47 PM (kuiuS)

280 Oh, I see. I actually commented on the content and the usual moron buffoonery commences. It's why I love this place

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 23, 2017 08:48 PM (CNHr1)

281 Or swimming in the ocean?

Posted by: Bob at August 23, 2017 08:48 PM (kuiuS)

282 so why haven't all the dem leadership given up any of the leadership positions to help the other guys out ? like antifa, blm, occupy wallstreet?

they sure set up a mean game, but don't actually play , just use everyone elses discontent (egged on by them) to grab power.

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2017 08:48 PM (FKrah)

283 Eileen.

-
She worked at IHOP.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 23, 2017 08:42 PM (Nwg0u)

that was so lame.
Posted by: willow at August 23, 2017 08:45 PM (FKrah)

Stumbled around a lot. Which is dangerous, since she worked in the kitchen. Burned her hands in the fryer one day.

After that they made her a waitress. Worked for tips.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:48 PM (Pz4pT)

284 A guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2017 08:48 PM (JY4/x)

285 I once dated a girl with a wooden leg named Sarah.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2017 08:36 PM (Mouru)

THIS...is how it starts.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 08:48 PM (O5Q3r)

286 Tucker Carlson just had the opportunity to ask a question about "hate" speech to one of his liberal guest and blew it!

He should have asked her if "Pigs in a blanket. Fry'em like bacon!" is an example of hate speech. He was too busy trying to insult her.

Posted by: Very Undude at August 23, 2017 08:48 PM (2X7pN)

287 After that they made her a waitress. Worked for tips.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:48 PM (Pz4pT)

Did she have you pegged as a good tipper?

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2017 08:49 PM (FKrah)

288 Eileen.

-
She worked at IHOP.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at August 23, 2017 08:42 PM (Nwg0u)

Nope. Pirate.

Posted by: Reuters at August 23, 2017 08:49 PM (NfY7N)

289 Getting into bed, I cuddled close to her good leg.

Posted by: Mason Williams at August 23, 2017 08:49 PM (OdK9v)

290 So let's look at some recent rallies that these leftwing "peace activists" have been involved with:

Lefties v Free Speech advocates in Boston: Violence
Lefties v Statue supporters in VA: Violence
Lefties v Trump supporters in Berkley: Violence
Lefties v Cops in Dallas: Mass Murder

and now...

Lefties vs other Lefties from above: Violence.

It is almost like there is a pattern here.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2017 08:49 PM (aZq03)

291 THIS...is how it starts.

It's like the Bat Signal to Muldoon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 23, 2017 08:50 PM (LTHVh)

292 wait, Cicero was the tipper.

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2017 08:50 PM (FKrah)

293 He should have asked her if "Pigs in a blanket. Fry'em like bacon!" is an example of hate speech.

Posted by: Very Undude at August 23, 2017 08:48 PM (2X7pN)

Hate speech? It doesn't even make any sense.

Pigs in a blanket are not doppelgangers for bacon.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2017 08:50 PM (rZ+mb)

294 What do you call two guys hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Posted by: Very Undude at August 23, 2017 08:51 PM (2X7pN)

295 Tucker has Mark Steyn on. Yay!

Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public intellectual at August 23, 2017 08:51 PM (hQWkm)

296 Damn I forgot the no arms and no legs part!

Posted by: Very Undude at August 23, 2017 08:51 PM (2X7pN)

297 Lefties vs other Lefties from above: Violence.

It is almost like there is a pattern here.

Hmm, I think I see it... The Right is fixated upon violence!

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2017 08:52 PM (kuiuS)

298 OMG, Tucker just played a portion of Hillary's! new book. The audiobook is cringeworthy.

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 08:52 PM (79p/O)

299 it would be too bad if they did this a lot more often to eachother.

what they can't tell who what a person is, No judgment . but can sure call half the country names.

and wouldn't it be nice if they actually Had to pass Americas History to graduate middle school?

Posted by: willow at August 23, 2017 08:52 PM (FKrah)

300 and now...

Lefties vs other Lefties from above: Violence.

It is almost like there is a pattern here.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2017 08:49 PM (aZq03)

But they're using all that violence to promote peace

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 08:52 PM (auHtY)

301 OMG, Tucker just played a portion of Hillary's! new book. The audiobook is cringeworthy.

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 08:52 PM (79p/O)

Can you hear her falling in the background?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2017 08:52 PM (rZ+mb)

302 And

Lefty v Republicans at ball practice: Attempted Mass Murder

Republicans: Trump's fault.

Posted by: Reuters at August 23, 2017 08:53 PM (NfY7N)

303 OMG, Tucker just played a portion of Hillary's! new book. The audiobook is cringeworthy.

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 08:52 PM (79p/O)

Is the Beast doing the reading? Any drunken slurring?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 08:53 PM (auHtY)

304 My trash man didn't pick up our trash today. How does the trash man forget to pick up the trash?

He has one job!

Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 08:53 PM (Enq6K)

305 But they're using all that violence to promote peace

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 08:52 PM (auHtY)

It's a Bagwan thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2017 08:53 PM (rZ+mb)

306 OMG, Tucker just played a portion of Hillary's! new book. The audiobook is cringeworthy.

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 08:52 PM (79p/O)

Can you hear her falling in the background?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Now that would be an audiobook I would buy. I'd play it over and over and over.

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 08:53 PM (79p/O)

307 But, first- no hitting in the balls, you guys!

Posted by: Brave Antifa Warrior In A Benetton T-Shirt at August 23, 2017 08:54 PM (kuiuS)

308 Is the Beast doing the reading? Any drunken slurring?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Yup.

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 08:54 PM (79p/O)

309 BTW.......did I mention that he's 6' and ripped (lacrosse player)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 23, 2017 08:46 PM (mMeIQ)

What is he drinking?

Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2017 08:55 PM (D2vc1)

310 OMG, Tucker just played a portion of Hillary's! new book. The audiobook is cringeworthy.
Posted by: mpfs
----------

Can you imagine a couple of hours of that?

*click*

Posted by: Mason Williams at August 23, 2017 08:55 PM (pIW4p)

311 My trash man didn't pick up our trash today. How does the trash man forget to pick up the trash?

He has one job!
Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 08:53 PM (Enq6K)

I live in abject fear that one day I am going to role the thing back from the curb, into the garage, and it'll still be full.

Yes, I do live in the suburbs... why do you ask.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:55 PM (Pz4pT)

312 Punctuated by wet farts

Posted by: Bruce at August 23, 2017 08:55 PM (8ikIW)

313 Can you imagine a couple of hours of that?

*click*
Posted by: Mason Williams

Can you imagine a lifetime of that?

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 08:55 PM (79p/O)

314 OMG, Tucker just played a portion of Hillary's! new book. The audiobook is cringeworthy.
Posted by: mpfs
----------

Can you imagine a couple of hours of that?

*click*
Posted by: Mason Williams at August 23, 2017 08:55 PM (pIW4p)

I think I would pay to hear Gilbert Gottfried read about five minutes of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:56 PM (Pz4pT)

315 CB.......hes 25........everything

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 23, 2017 08:56 PM (mMeIQ)

316 Tip the veal! It'll be here all week!

Posted by: socalcon at August 23, 2017 08:57 PM (Roy2Z)

317 BurtTC,

LOL

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 08:57 PM (79p/O)

318 Fifty Shades of Grey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

You're welcome.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:57 PM (Pz4pT)

319 I think I would pay to hear Gilbert Gottfried read about five minutes of it.

THAT would make money

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2017 08:57 PM (O5Q3r)

320 I was born a poor black child ...

Posted by: Shrillary Audio Book at August 23, 2017 08:58 PM (rZ+mb)

321 The bathroom has lovely acoustics, don't you think?

*B-B-BRAAAA-AAAAP!!!* *poot*

Dammit. Editor! Get in here!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 23, 2017 08:58 PM (OBJWS)

322 My trash man didn't pick up our trash today. How does the trash man forget to pick up the trash?

He has one job!
Posted by: Tami at August 23, 2017 08:53 PM (Enq6K)

You and your white privilege Tami!

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 08:58 PM (79p/O)

323 Does do a lot of coughing? Barking? I might be able to endure that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 08:58 PM (pIW4p)

324 Does she do a lot of coughing? Barking? I might be able to endure that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 08:59 PM (pIW4p)

325 Trump being elected POTUS was the greatest gift in a long, long time.

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 09:00 PM (79p/O)

326 OMG, Tucker just played a portion of Hillary's! new book. The audiobook is cringeworthy.

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 08:52 PM (79p/O)

Is the Beast doing the reading? Any drunken slurring?

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Did she confess to shoving pebbles into anyone?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 23, 2017 09:00 PM (/qEW2)

327 Perhaps she could use her 'Southern accent' and read some Uncle Remus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2017 09:00 PM (pIW4p)

328 Perhaps she could use her 'Southern accent' and read some Uncle Remus.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Maybe sing a few tunes from Showboat.

Posted by: mpfs at August 23, 2017 09:01 PM (79p/O)

329
Did feel no ways tarred to read it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2017 09:02 PM (auHtY)

330 Perhaps she could use her 'Southern accent' and read some Uncle Remus.

Coincidentally, the guy Robert Lee was actually named after. Hey, they tried!

Posted by: t-bird at August 23, 2017 09:03 PM (OBJWS)

331 Tipper? I hardly knew her!

Posted by: Afroman at August 23, 2017 09:05 PM (4vtgF)

332 I knew from age 5 or so, that girls were the coolest and softest of places to rest you little sleepyhead. Had lots of girl cousins, and no, that ain't the way it was. My running mates had lots of girl cousins too.

Posted by: Eromero at August 23, 2017 09:06 PM (zLDYs)

333 I would single out random deplorables and ask them, "Who are you going to vote for?" and they said "You, Lord Hillary!" But then they went off and voted for rebel leader Trump! I thought I could trust the sneaky bastards. Time to dust off the red lightsaber.

Posted by: Darth Hillary at August 23, 2017 09:09 PM (/qEW2)

334 Some of us used to make out with chicks.

Well we did.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 23, 2017 08:30 PM (Pz4pT)

What's it like?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 23, 2017 09:17 PM (brIR5)

335 "I live in abject fear that one day I am going to role the thing back from the curb, into the garage, and it'll still be full."

Abject fear? Here in parts of CA now, we've got the Garbagestapo.

The environmental commissariate have created an entirely new agency of crusading pecksniffs who go round and diligently root through your trash and recycling at curbside.

They then issue whopping fines on the spot if they find something they consider to have been placed in the incorrect receptacle.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 23, 2017 09:20 PM (ujwCG)

336 Just like in the Spanish Civil War when the Soviet-backed Communists called the POUM "Trotskyite Fascists" (and set about liquidating them). Ain't history grand. They're all on the same side, until they're not.

Posted by: Tyrone, Kid at August 23, 2017 09:43 PM (HE81C)

337 I say we buy a whole bunch of ice picks and claw hammers and drop them into the middle of that crowd.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at August 23, 2017 09:49 PM (xiOrX)

338 The environmental commissariate have created an entirely new agency of crusading pecksniffs who go round and diligently root through your trash and recycling at curbside.

Give them a sack full of extra-stinky used kitty litter (in the correct receptacle, of course) to tickle their olfactory nerve.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 23, 2017 09:53 PM (3C9q2)

339 "Are we going to have further endorsements of antifa's non-violent freedom-fighting from the "This Lord Humungous is a Reasonable Man" side of the #FakeNews GOP?"

Only if the media demands it. The #fakeGOP can't relate to losing a ball.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 23, 2017 11:11 PM (J9eoo)

Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0482 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0157 seconds, 348 records returned.
Page size 150 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.