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Overnight Open Thread (19 Aug 2017)

I'd be fine with this but not for the reasons they are calling for. Do it! NAACP calling for boycott of NFL, Atlanta Falcons. In fact, just boycott all sports, movies, entertainment. Knock yourselves out.

USS Indianapolis

Looks like they found the USS Indianapolis.

Google

ProPublica, working with Google to 'document hate,' threatens conservative bloggers. Good luck with that. Eventually, they'll piss off enough people that they'll start losing business. See ESPN and the NFL. I know I go out of my way to use alternative sites, services.

What If John Carpenter Did The Doctor Who Theme?

European Terror

Why terrorists are so focused on attacking Europe. Well, first off, Europe has made it very easy to get there. Second, even if you are on a watch list, you can still execute your attack successfully before they finally do something. Third, even if you are arrested for a crime say like raping a woman for hours and livestreaming it, you get a slap on the wrist and are released.

Wut?

I can safely say this has never happened to me. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that 41% of men flying on Virgin Atlantic are direct descendants of Pajama Boy. 41% of men admit to crying during in-flight movies. OK, I'll allow that maybe 3% of these men were not crying due to the movie, but due to some methane emissions from another passenger.

Vacation Movie Song Cover

Outdoor Fun

Too bad this is in Korea. My kids would love to do this. Roller coaster zipline propels riders through the air dipping and twisting at high speeds.

Marines Getting New Rifle

Marine infantrymen are getting the Heckler & Koch M27 rifle. Nice.

Charlottesville Mayor

What a damn idiot. Not only did he seriously hinder law enforcements ability to control and tamp down the unruly crowds, he now thinks that in order to prevent someone from being hit with a car like last weekend requires more limits on concealed carry and open carry. OK then.

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the world's smallest gun:

Top image via.

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Comments

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1 Really.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 19, 2017 10:06 PM (4EuJq)

2 First?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 19, 2017 10:06 PM (8O3HH)

3 And here we are!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2017 10:06 PM (w+Jhj)

4 Fourth.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 19, 2017 10:07 PM (/qEW2)

5 Time space continuum must be torn

Posted by: Beartooth at August 19, 2017 10:07 PM (4EuJq)

6 Top ten baby!!

Posted by: Country Boy at August 19, 2017 10:07 PM (Z0uHT)

7 "RE: The worlds smallest gun.

You'd be gang tackled by the TSA if you forgot and wore that through the airport.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2017 10:08 PM (w+Jhj)

8 Evening all.

Hold on a second....is the clock.....right??

Posted by: Country Boy at August 19, 2017 10:08 PM (Z0uHT)

9 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2017 10:08 PM (w+Jhj)

You're assuming they would actually notice it.

Posted by: CDR M at August 19, 2017 10:08 PM (9I51B)

10 Man, I'm going to have to not adjust the time as I was before. I forgot they fixed that.

Posted by: CDR M at August 19, 2017 10:09 PM (9I51B)

11 ONT is the safest of safe spaces

Posted by: BacktoGA at August 19, 2017 10:10 PM (BjWSs)

12 hi yi yi yi

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 10:10 PM (5O20Y)

13 Ok. Turned the lights on in the theater below. Crowd should be here soon.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 19, 2017 10:11 PM (4EuJq)

14 Thanks CDR M!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 10:11 PM (gwPgz)

15 Hey everybody!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2017 10:11 PM (eMKNe)

16 Happy Caturday!

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 19, 2017 10:11 PM (3C9q2)

17 Top 20?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 10:12 PM (+ytNp)

18 I mentioned last week that my nephew has enlisted in the Army, and will report to boot camp in September.

Today my brother announced that after a considerable amount of prayer on the matter, he's decided to join the US Navy as a chaplain. It's still a bit of a ways off as he's apparently got some hoops that he needs to jump through first (presumably since chaplains occupy an unusual position in the military structure). The most time consuming part of it will apparently be a Masters Degree in Religious Studies, which he will be obtaining from BYU. I'm not sure how long that will take him.

Prior to this, he was working as an accountant toward his CPA.

Posted by: junior at August 19, 2017 10:12 PM (Q6qiA)

19 OK, time to get ready for some online gaming.

Posted by: CDR M at August 19, 2017 10:12 PM (9I51B)

20 Poignant they found USS Indianapolis. In the movie thread linked to a UPI article where the idiot writer calls the ship in the article title a battleship.

*face palm*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2017 10:13 PM (28bqZ)

21 National Association for the Advancement of Colored Progressives

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 10:13 PM (0mRoj)

22 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2017 10:14 PM (tr2D7)

23 There's a Cub video-- where's grammie winger?

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 19, 2017 10:14 PM (3C9q2)

24 @20 Poignant they found USS Indianapolis. In the movie thread linked to a UPI article where the idiot writer calls the ship in the article title a battleship.
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It's to be expected. Journalists are, after all, the same people who point to armored vehicles with wheels and pronounce them to be "tanks".

Posted by: junior at August 19, 2017 10:14 PM (Q6qiA)

25 The boycott will push the NFL even further left and alienate more fans who will stop watching. The lefty networks will start seeing less revenue via ads and lay off employees. And this is only the beginning.

Hell hath no fury than unintentional consequences scorned.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2017 10:14 PM (A+lP4)

26 You know, this is a great ONT, but it is a little short on culture. How about some John Donne?

https://youtu.be/nu9A_ad3QjY

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at August 19, 2017 10:15 PM (RkYsP)

27 Prior to this, he was working as an accountant toward his CPA.

Trying to serve both God and mammon, I see.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 19, 2017 10:15 PM (3C9q2)

28 IIRC, Magic Mountain had a suspended roller coaster called "Ninja" that was better that that zip line.

Posted by: JAS at August 19, 2017 10:15 PM (UnDQI)

29 Repubs who got Clinton cash include Jeb, Fiorina, Katshit, and Ryan.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 19, 2017 10:16 PM (cct0t)

30 The NFL boycott started several years ago for me. And not for political reasons just no team I cared about anymore. It was fun when it was purple people eaters, Refrigerators and Steelers. But now it's boring.

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2017 10:16 PM (zoSd2)

31 Hello Horde!

Thanks for the ONT, CDR M.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 19, 2017 10:16 PM (q1+kD)

32 ONT is the safest of safe spaces
Posted by: BacktoGA

You obviously weren't here for the fabled Memorial Day ONT. I hear there are still patients in mental institutions mumbling about that one while drawing on the walls of their cells in their own feces.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 10:17 PM (+ytNp)

33 25; that's the way it is. all things must pass. unlike crappernick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2017 10:17 PM (KP5rU)

34 Crying from a movie? For a grown man? Really?

Crying over the end of "Old Yeller" when you're ten, OK. Otherwise, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 10:17 PM (SRKgf)

35 love me some John Donne. I wrote a poem in college called "Hymn to John Donne" in the voice of a guitarist's instrument to the player.

Thanks Zaklog!

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 10:18 PM (5O20Y)

36 24 @20 Poignant they found USS Indianapolis. In the movie thread linked to a UPI article where the idiot writer calls the ship in the article title a battleship.
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It's to be expected. Journalists are, after all, the same people who point to armored vehicles with wheels and pronounce them to be "tanks".
Posted by: junior at August 19, 2017 10:14 PM (Q6qiA)



Yet they accurately characterize bathhouses.

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 10:19 PM (SRKgf)

37 Virgin Atlantic only shows Old Yeller as the in-flight movie, so...

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at August 19, 2017 10:19 PM (FAO5C)

38 I mentioned last week that my nephew has enlisted in the Army, and will report to boot camp in September.

Today my brother announced that after a considerable amount of prayer on the matter, he's decided to join the US Navy as a chaplain. It's still a bit of a ways off as he's apparently got some hoops that he needs to jump through first (presumably since chaplains occupy an unusual position in the military structure). The most time consuming part of it will apparently be a Masters Degree in Religious Studies, which he will be obtaining from BYU. I'm not sure how long that will take him.

Prior to this, he was working as an accountant toward his CPA.

Posted by: junior at August 19, 2017 10:12 PM

Good luck to your nephew and brother!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 19, 2017 10:19 PM (q1+kD)

39 Journalists are, after all, the same people who point to armored vehicles with wheels and pronounce them to be "tanks".

Or semi-automatic weapons as automatic machine guns.

With the bayonet lugs and the thing that goes up, of course.

or posit the theory that airliners fly into black holes.

Or name winter storms.

Or assure us that the Beast would easily win the election.

Or present handwringing reports of cannibalism in the Superdome.

Shall I continue?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2017 10:19 PM (v3I5m)

40 32

Ha I was probably drunk on a lake

Posted by: BacktoGA at August 19, 2017 10:20 PM (BjWSs)

41 "Turned the lights on in the theater below. Crowd should be here soon.

Posted by: Beartooth"

Turned out the lights in a theater? Dude, that means the movie is starting!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2017 10:20 PM (w+Jhj)

42 RE: The worlds smallest gun.

You'd be gang tackled by the TSA if you forgot and wore that through the airport

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You'll put your eye out!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 19, 2017 10:20 PM (Nwg0u)

43 Oh, wait

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2017 10:20 PM (w+Jhj)

44 Journalists: The most ignorant idiots on the planet.


Posted by: JAS at August 19, 2017 10:20 PM (UnDQI)

45 Willowed, again. This is big.

OT: JUST IN CASE ANYONE MISSED THIS TODAY

http://tinyurl.com/y9k655ke

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 19, 2017 10:20 PM (lIZQs)

46 36 24 @20 Poignant they found USS Indianapolis. In the movie thread linked to a UPI article where the idiot writer calls the ship in the article title a battleship.
----------------

It's to be expected. Journalists are, after all, the same people who point to armored vehicles with wheels and pronounce them to be "tanks".
Posted by: junior at August 19, 2017 10:14 PM (Q6qiA)


Yet they accurately characterize bathhouses.

Hmmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 10:19 PM (SRKgf)

The only one of those things they have personal experience with.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 10:20 PM (0mRoj)

47 I don't think the NAACP target audience are big attendees of NFL games. Any drop in attendance won't be because of their boycott but they will ignorantly take credit it for it.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 19, 2017 10:20 PM (LuKE7)

48 Nevermind...

Posted by: Emily Litella at August 19, 2017 10:21 PM (w+Jhj)

49 One last chance to warm the bench.

Posted by: Colon Kraperdick at August 19, 2017 10:21 PM (Tyii7)

50 Howdy my friends....is anyone familiar with Monterey Jack cheese?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:22 PM (smD62)

51 9 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2017 10:08 PM (w+Jhj)

You're assuming they would actually notice it.
Posted by: CDR M



TSA would notice it. They wouldn't notice the bomb strapped to your junk or rocket launcher on your back though, especially if your a mooslim.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2017 10:22 PM (A+lP4)

52 So what sort of dickwad sends out emails with "eyes only" caveats?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:22 PM (0wem/)

53 Repubs who got Clinton cash include Jeb, Fiorina, Katshit, and Ryan.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 19, 2017 10:16 PM (cct0t)


I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you to find there is corruption in very pillars of the Republican Establishment!

Posted by: Capitaine Louis Renault at August 19, 2017 10:22 PM (gwPgz)

54 Leopard cub. Yeah, cute...now. Wait until it's lurking in a tree as you're taking an evening stroll.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 19, 2017 10:22 PM (OdK9v)

55 I remember the news reports of people eating the dead in the aftermath of Katrina. It had only been 3 days.

This is what they really think of black people.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 19, 2017 10:22 PM (cct0t)

56 The concern the cats are showing for that rodent is touching.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 19, 2017 10:23 PM (pvjTE)

57 so, now it's the falcons' fault crappernick is unemployed? maxine waters logic there, for sure. i thought it was trumps' fault.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2017 10:23 PM (KP5rU)

58 Poignant they found USS Indianapolis. In the movie thread linked to a UPI article where the idiot writer calls the ship in the article title a battleship.
----------------

It's to be expected. Journalists are, after all, the same people who point to armored vehicles with wheels and pronounce them to be "tanks".
Posted by: junior at August 19, 2017 10:14 PM (Q6qiA)

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Rubber bullets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 19, 2017 10:24 PM (OdK9v)

59 I'm not ashamed to admit there's a couple of movies that have parts in them that make me tear up a bit.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2017 10:24 PM (w+Jhj)

60 I've been working real hard on taking a knee with my trainer.

Posted by: Colon Kraperdick at August 19, 2017 10:24 PM (Tyii7)

61 Howdy my friends....is anyone familiar with Monterey Jack cheese?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:22 PM (smD62)

It goes good on a Dalton Sandwich. As long as it is shredded.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 19, 2017 10:25 PM (sf2BM)

62 Crying from a movie? For a grown man? Really?

not quite "crying" per se, but I completely lost my shit when the bagpipes started playing in ST2...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 19, 2017 10:25 PM (KCxzN)

63 Rubber bullets.

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Rubber bullets, rubber duckies.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 19, 2017 10:26 PM (Nwg0u)

64 55 I remember the news reports of people eating the dead in the aftermath of Katrina. It had only been 3 days.

This is what they really think of black people.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 19, 2017 10:22 PM (cct0t)


"Reporting live, from Liberia, on the Presidential race ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 10:26 PM (SRKgf)

65 Gell-Mann effect

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 19, 2017 10:26 PM (LuKE7)

66 Dang. Can't believe we can't get that mini-gun in USA.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 19, 2017 10:26 PM (Y1iuP)

67 Well, it depends what the crying is over and what the degree of crying is. Sobbing uncontrollably, like a bitch, no. Choking up a little, yes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:26 PM (0wem/)

68 Crying from a movie? For a grown man? Really?
----

Brian's song.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2017 10:26 PM (tr2D7)

69 NAACP calling for boycott of NFL

?! Umm, ok. It's happening already. Tell your players to keep protesting the fans- their employers- and you should be able to complete your boycott.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2017 10:26 PM (pszv/)

70 monterrey jack cheese is racist. like all cheeses.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2017 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

71 I prefer the Dillon Aero minigun myself.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj)

72 If Colin Kapernick skills as a QB not tank, he'd still have a job as a NFL QB. An NFL team wants to win. A shitty QB isn't going to advance that 'win' agenda.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2017 10:27 PM (A+lP4)

73
Ever since Lee Marvin got an Oscar for "Cat Ballou", I determined it was all bullshit.


Posted by: JAS at August 19, 2017 09:40 PM (UnDQI)








To be fair, Marvin always said that the horse got him his Oscar.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2017 10:27 PM (iFZVz)

74 I'm not ashamed to admit there's a couple of movies that have parts in them that make me tear up a bit.

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Jim Brown gettjng killed in The Dirty Dozen

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 19, 2017 10:27 PM (Nwg0u)

75 70 monterrey jack cheese is racist. like all cheeses.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2017 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

Of course it's racist. It's white, isn't it?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 10:28 PM (0mRoj)

76
trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at August 19, 2017 10:28 PM (tSAGa)

77 Oh crap, wrong thread.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2017 10:28 PM (iFZVz)

78 50 Howdy my friends....is anyone familiar with Monterey Jack cheese?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:22 PM


TP, you are not one of the commentators here I ever would have thought would say they don't know Jack.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2017 10:28 PM (DMUuz)

79 I am going to rant about the "You can't turn that into a house" show on FYI again. I like the premise of engineering and turning junk into something usable. But every episode the build needs to be done in 8 days? And every week it's a surprise? This week they are turning a dumpster into a guest house. The dumpster is full of trash when they get to it and they empty it into another dumpster by hand dressed in Tyvec coveralls and masks. It's a gosh darn dumpster do you idiots not know English?

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2017 10:28 PM (zoSd2)

80 67 Well, it depends what the crying is over and what the degree of crying is. Sobbing uncontrollably, like a bitch, no. Choking up a little, yes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:26 PM (0wem/)



This.

Choking up a bit is one thing. Sobbing like a bitch is another.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 10:29 PM (SRKgf)

81 How can it be the wrong thread when the title of this thread includes and I quote "open thread"?

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 19, 2017 10:29 PM (sf2BM)

82 commentator or commenter? Wouldn't commentators comment on the comments and commenters?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:30 PM (0wem/)

83 29 Repubs who got Clinton cash include Jeb, Fiorina, Katshit, and Ryan.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 19, 2017 10:16 PM (cct0t)

Ryan! He is a slime bucket. Wait until Grammie Winger finds this out. Soros & Clinton money. Way to call Paul.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 19, 2017 10:30 PM (Y1iuP)

84 Damn, there goes the anthem for the Niners-Bronco game.

You know, folks, if you pay me millions of dollars and come to the game, I could show you how much I detest you, your country, and the Constitution which made me a millionaire.

Such a deal! Think about it...

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at August 19, 2017 10:30 PM (OBJWS)

85 "Crying from a movie? For a grown man? Really?"

Not a movie, but Band of Brothers? fuck yeah. I blubber like a baby.

First few times I watched Braveheart? Yup.

Gladiator? Yup.

Toy Story 3? Not sayin'...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2017 10:30 PM (v3I5m)

86 I've had monterey jack cheese before and thought it tasted pretty good.

I bought a block today to shred and it smells...weird. I dunno if that's normal or not.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:30 PM (smD62)

87 Choking up a bit is one thing. Sobbing like a bitch is another.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I beg to differ, sir.

Posted by: John Boehner at August 19, 2017 10:31 PM (+ytNp)

88 Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:30 PM (0wem/)

Are you commenting about the commentariat!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 10:31 PM (gwPgz)

89 How can it be the wrong thread when the title of this thread includes and I quote "open thread"?

Objection! Assumes facts may be used as evidence.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2017 10:31 PM (OBJWS)

90 Are you commenting about the commentariat!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August




thank you

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:32 PM (0wem/)

91 I don't think the NAACP target audience are big attendees of NFL games. Any drop in attendance won't be because of their boycott but they will ignorantly take credit it for it.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 19, 2017 10:20 PM (LuKE7)

My takeout though from the article was that they're threatening to cause chaos and mayhem outside in the parking lots.

NAACP is one of our domestic enemies and should be treated accordingly.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 19, 2017 10:32 PM (Z0uHT)

92 62 Crying from a movie? For a grown man? Really?

not quite "crying" per se, but I completely lost my shit when the bagpipes started playing in ST2...
Posted by: AltonJackson



My sister and I saw that when it came out in the theater. We both cried during that scene. Then we started hitting each other because we were both shedding a few tears. Hey, we both grew up watching ST on syndication. I think my sis had blueprints for the Enterprise and other ST stuff (phasers, etc.). I think she got it from our fellow SiFi nerd cousins.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2017 10:32 PM (A+lP4)

93 Think about it: suppose the pilot of your aircraft started sobbing uncontrollably when he was denied landing permission the first time around, and had to circle back.

Time to order an emergency round of drinks? You bet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 10:32 PM (SRKgf)

94 Objection! Assumes facts may be used as evidence.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2017 10:31 PM (OBJWS)

I'll stop now.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 19, 2017 10:33 PM (sf2BM)

95 Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 19, 2017 10:30 PM (Y1iuP)

To be fair, Ryan told us his hands were tied, not enough to stop him from cashing the checks, but still...

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 10:33 PM (gwPgz)

96 I see Manassas is cancelling it's Civil War weekend. Living in Philadelphia, I've seen plenty of Rev War re-enactments, but I've never seen a Civil War re-enactment. Now I may not ever.

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2017 10:33 PM (ANIFC)

97 Big girls don't cry.

Posted by: The Mailman's Bastard Son at August 19, 2017 10:33 PM (Tyii7)

98 it was known before, paul ryan has been on the soros' gravy train for a awhile now. not surprising. he's a sellout little bitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2017 10:33 PM (KP5rU)

99 no one even cares about the national association of colored people anymore. whole org is so broke most of their chapters cannot pay their dues. some years ago there was a huge rumble at one of their meetings because detroit showed up expecting to get admitted with voting privileges but were denied since they were so far behind in their dues.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:34 PM (0wem/)

100 Big girls don't cry.
Posted by: The Mailman's Bastard Son

People who saw Felonia von Pantsuit on election night would disagree.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 10:34 PM (+ytNp)

101 Other two implicated in Podesta emails: McStain and Grahamnesty.

Surprise!

Posted by: Toad-O at August 19, 2017 10:35 PM (cct0t)

102 "Jim Brown gettjng killed in The Dirty Dozen

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks"

I was thinkin more of the two Rangers in "Blackhawk Down" that go into the crashed heli LZ knowing that they probably won't be coming back out. And that actually happened.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2017 10:35 PM (w+Jhj)

103 thank you

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:32 PM (0wem/)


You're welcome!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 10:35 PM (gwPgz)

104 62 Crying from a movie? For a grown man? Really?

Schindler's List.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2017 10:35 PM (v3I5m)

105 Big girls don't cry.
Posted by: The Mailman's




meh, depends are you spanking her with your hand or the tenth pair of Manolos she bought in a month?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:36 PM (0wem/)

106 Not sure if anyone here is in the Midwest or familiar with Schnucks Supermarkets...

But, if you go to their FB page and see their post yesterday about being Bananas for friday...that would be my nephew.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:36 PM (smD62)

107 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2017 10:36 PM (mknWS)

108 Other two implicated in Podesta emails: McStain and Grahamnesty.


You have nothing to fear from a pizza pie, my friendsh.

Posted by: Senor Juan McCain at August 19, 2017 10:36 PM (Tyii7)

109 I cried during the first movie I ever saw in a theater when Cindy Bear was kidnapped from Jellystone Park, separated from Yogi, and sold to a zoo. Of course, I was three or four.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 19, 2017 10:36 PM (Nwg0u)

110 Other two implicated in Podesta emails: McStain and Grahamnesty.

Surprise!

Posted by: Toad-O at August 19, 2017 10:35 PM (cct0t)


Oh come on, McStain would never stoop so low...

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 10:36 PM (gwPgz)

111 There are areas of the country where one does not mess with football of any kind.

Georgia and the South are in one of them.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2017 10:36 PM (SotWJ)

112 @104

Also...Rudy.

Also... Field of Dreams

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:36 PM (smD62)

113 I bought a block today to shred and it smells...weird. I dunno if that's normal or not.
Posted by: Tickled Pink
----
Hold it close to your USB port so we can have a sniff.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2017 10:37 PM (tr2D7)

114 70 monterrey jack cheese is racist. like all cheeses.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2017 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

---------

GFY

Posted by: Gorgonzola at August 19, 2017 10:37 PM (c8EhQ)

115 So I'm trying this cinnamon whiskey from 1835.

Tastes like Red Hots.

But it's called 1835, has a cannon on the label and says "Come and take it!" Who am I to argue?

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2017 10:37 PM (mknWS)

116 Noice!!

Thanks CDR M!

Re smallest gun: What does C'ville mayor think of *it*?

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at August 19, 2017 10:37 PM (vUcdz)

117 The Carpenter / Who is brilliant. Might even be better than Doctorin' The Tardis.

Might.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 19, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)

118 100 Big girls don't cry.
Posted by: The Mailman's Bastard Son

People who saw Felonia von Pantsuit on election night would disagree.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 10:34 PM (+ytNp)

If by crying you mean cursing to shame a sailor and throwing a bottled of Gray Goose through a 4K flatscreen, yes.

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2017 10:37 PM (ANIFC)

119 96 I see Manassas is cancelling it's Civil War weekend. Living in Philadelphia, I've seen plenty of Rev War re-enactments, but I've never seen a Civil War re-enactment. Now I may not ever.
Posted by: josephistan



Northern Virginia is why Virginia leans left now. Gettysburg has already said 'nah' to the latest Fahrenheit 451 treatment of history by the Left. You can still see re-enactments there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2017 10:37 PM (A+lP4)

120 Baby Sister Update

Joyce was out-and-about with her friend Roni yesterday morning, shopping and lunching.

And great news from Roni: "Omg!! Today is the first time that Joyce got herself out of the wheelchair all by herself and into my car!!!"

Then in the afternoon they met up with Jessica for some quality time at the pool. WooHoo!

>> And mini update on Rachel: T advised me yesterday that Rachel has, in fact, been off heroin for about a year (Yay!!); however, still dealing with meth (oy).

[To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]

Posted by: ibguy at August 19, 2017 10:38 PM (vUcdz)

121 So I'm trying this cinnamon whiskey from 1835.

Posted by: Robert




Don't do that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:38 PM (0wem/)

122 I cried during the first movie I ever saw in a theater when Cindy Bear was kidnapped from Jellystone Park, separated from Yogi, and sold to a zoo. Of course, I was three or four.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 19, 2017 10:36 PM (Nwg0u)

And that's when you began the long road toward transitioning?

I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2017 10:38 PM (mknWS)

123 I geared up just like every other man watching Brian's Song.

The only other movie was The Champ. When Jon Voight was killed in the ring and Ricky Schroeder was shaking him and crying "wake up Champ wake up! Wake up . Wake up Champ. "

I may have also teamed up at the end of The Green Berets.

"Peter-son ! Peter-son! "

Something about kids and animals.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 19, 2017 10:38 PM (LuKE7)

124 Donne also wrote 'bawdy' poems like this one, The Good-Morrow.

https://tinyurl.com/y9nt3urm

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 10:38 PM (5O20Y)

125 A big problem for the NFL is that there is a reasonable substitute for its product - college ball. It's not on the same skill level, but it's a decent facsimile. Let them and ESPN continue to appease the lefties. The stratospheric demand required to keep those entities afloat isn't inelastic.

Posted by: Afroman at August 19, 2017 10:39 PM (xLcDl)

126 If by crying you mean cursing to shame a sailor and throwing a bottled of Gray Goose through a 4K flatscreen, yes.
Posted by: josephista

po-TAY-toe/po-TAH-toe

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 10:39 PM (+ytNp)

127 What ever you do with that cheese TP, just please don't cut it before you put it front of that USB port.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 19, 2017 10:39 PM (sf2BM)

128 @113...ha!

I just didn't know if maybe Monterey Jack had a pungent smell that I was just unaware of, having only eaten it, never using it.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:39 PM (smD62)

129 Uh oh. I think some people are out having...you know...the "L" word.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)

130 Don't do that.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:38 PM (0wem/)

I just did!

Posted by: Robert, royally fucked at August 19, 2017 10:40 PM (mknWS)

131 ProPublica, working with Google to 'document hate,' threatens conservative bloggers.

I've gotten to be suspicious.
I had set my Safari browser to use Duckduckgo for searches. I've made a point of not setting it for Google. I don't do searches often. I did one the other
day and Google came up. I looked at my preferences and it was set for Google.
Made me paranoid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2017 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

132 Spent some time with my son tonight. Gained a better understanding of where he is right now in all this mess.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 19, 2017 10:40 PM (CNHr1)

133 129 Uh oh. I think some people are out having...you know...the "L" word.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)



Liquor?

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2017 10:40 PM (cAnNx)

134 I just didn't know if maybe Monterey Jack had a pungent smell that I was just unaware of, having only eaten it, never using it.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August




So, precisely how do you intend to use it if you are not eating the cheese?


Don't tell me. Don't want to know.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:40 PM (0wem/)

135 Posted by: ibguy

Glad to hear about the progress and thanks for the update.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 10:41 PM (+ytNp)

136 Can't all the statues just get along?

Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at August 19, 2017 10:41 PM (Tyii7)

137 Also... Field of Dreams
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:36 PM (smD62)

Aw, dammit. Great movie.

Okay, I admit it. I am a sap. It's the Celtic ancestry. I love seeing the good things in humanity.

Amazing Grace.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2017 10:41 PM (v3I5m)

138 I think some people are out having...you know...the "L" word.

...
...
...

Limburger?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 19, 2017 10:41 PM (SotWJ)

139 Liquor?
Posted by: buzzion at August




You lick her you brought her to the party.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:41 PM (0wem/)

140 Just got my first paycheck from my new part time job. I celebrated by buying groceries and Val U Rite.

I have over a year left to get my degree through the GI bill, and it would be nice to not be eating spaghetti every night.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2017 10:41 PM (rnAwa)

141 @134

I mean, I have eaten foods at restaurants with it on there, but I have never cooked anything using it myself.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:42 PM (smD62)

142 Deplorable - prayers for your son.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2017 10:42 PM (tr2D7)

143 So, regardless of what you think about their cars, Mazda knows one thing for sure. Dogs love cars.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:42 PM (0wem/)

144 I geared up just like every other man watching Brian's Song.

The only other movie was The Champ. When Jon Voight was killed in the ring and Ricky Schroeder was shaking him and crying "wake up Champ wake up! Wake up . Wake up Champ. "

I may have also teamed up at the end of The Green Berets.

"Peter-son ! Peter-son! "

Something about kids and animals.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 19, 2017 10:38 PM (LuKE7)

I've never seen any one of those. Brian's Song...just...no. No way. Nuh-uh. Nah guh do it!

I might have gotten a little...emotional...after watching Rudy,. That little sombitch...he did it...

Posted by: Robert, royally fucked at August 19, 2017 10:42 PM (mknWS)

145 SwissMiniGun: How The Schweiz Was Won


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 19, 2017 10:42 PM (8iiMU)

146 The NAACP.

Their are past their "Buy by" date and need to be banned as a rayciss organization.

"Colored" people? Really? What color is that?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 19, 2017 10:42 PM (5VlCp)

147 the nfl. soon to follow nascar into the realm on irrelevancy. who gives a fuck? it's dumbassery all over.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 19, 2017 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

148 USC mascot "Traveler" is now racist because he has the same name as Robert E. Lee's horse.

If only Robert E. Lee had had the foresight to have a dog named Hillary.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 19, 2017 10:43 PM (cct0t)

149 it would be nice to not be eating spaghetti every night.

One in six Americans struggles each day with SpaghettiOs.

Posted by: The Ad Council at August 19, 2017 10:44 PM (Tyii7)

150 The NAACP.

Their are past their "Buy by" date and need to be banned as a rayciss organization.

"Colored" people?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August




Huh, so that is what the "C" stands for.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:44 PM (0wem/)

151 According to the Internet font of all knowledge, Wikipedia, "A commentator is a person who comments or expresses an opinion on a subject."

I am not going to quote Horde's preferred font of knowledge, Urban Dictionary, on this topic, in deference to tonight's Movie Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2017 10:44 PM (DMUuz)

152 Watching "Why We Fight: Battle of China" on CSPAN3. First class war propaganda. If you tried to make it today, they'd throw you in jail just for calling them "Japs".

Posted by: tu3031 at August 19, 2017 10:44 PM (O5Q3r)

153 Just got my first paycheck from my new part time job. I celebrated by buying groceries and Val U Rite.

I have over a year left to get my degree through the GI bill, and it would be nice to not be eating spaghetti every night.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2017 10:41 PM

Congratulations! Good luck with the degree!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 19, 2017 10:44 PM (q1+kD)

154 question

what was a similar movie to The Sandlot that came out in 1993 or 4?


same theme about kids and baseball?

Posted by: original jake at August 19, 2017 10:45 PM (tSAGa)

155 One in six Americans struggles each day with SpaghettiOs.

Uh, oh!

Posted by: officer simpson, police cop! at August 19, 2017 10:45 PM (6FqZa)

156 I have over a year left to get my degree through the GI bill, and it would be nice to not be eating spaghetti every night.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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You get spaghetti?
I had to live off of french fries found in the parking lot of Shoney's Big Boy drive in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 19, 2017 10:46 PM (OdK9v)

157 Aren't pungent smells a result of cutting the cheese, not eating it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2017 10:46 PM (DMUuz)

158 Crying? Brokeback Mountain. But in my defense, they were wistful tears of hope.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 19, 2017 10:47 PM (kuiuS)

159 The NAACP.

Their are past their "Buy by" date and need to be banned as a rayciss organization.

"Colored" people?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August /i]


Just wait. "Colored people" will make a comeback, after the Reds cycle through all other conceivable euphemisms.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 10:47 PM (SRKgf)

160 Lives.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 10:47 PM (0mRoj)

161 154 question

what was a similar movie to The Sandlot that came out in 1993 or 4?


same theme about kids and baseball?


Posted by: original jake at August 19, 2017 10:45 PM (tSAGa)



Wasn't the Sandlot released in 93/94?

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2017 10:47 PM (cAnNx)

162 I've never seen a Civil War re-enactment. Now I may not ever.

The Gettysburg reenactment is over for this year, but I can't see that one ever being canceled. The Gettysburg Anniversary Committee (GAC) is already offering tickets for next year's reenactment on July 5, 6, 7, and 8, 2018. The reenactment website is here: http://tinyurl.com/6ndo46

If you're in Philly, you're looking at maybe a four-hour drive (the battlefield is two hours from Lancaster, my home town) to Gettysburg, but you can also take in Eisenhower's farm, which is now a national historic site. Adams County is a beautiful place to visit.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 19, 2017 10:47 PM (3C9q2)

163 no one even cares about the national association of colored people anymore. whole org is so broke most of their chapters cannot pay their dues. some years ago there was a huge rumble at one of their meetings because detroit showed up expecting to get admitted with voting privileges but were denied since they were so far behind in their dues.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:34 PM (0wem/)

Unfortunately plenty of scum, especially of a certain group, hold them in high esteem like the Founding Fathers.

The Democratic plantation will always need their house slaves.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 19, 2017 10:47 PM (Z0uHT)

164 Watched Toy Story 3 in-flight. Toy Story 1 came out when my son was about 2.

End scene of TS3 left me grateful it was an overnight flight, as I was a mess.

I apologize for nothing.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 19, 2017 10:47 PM (JyFLk)

165 Aren't pungent smells a result of cutting the cheese, not eating it?

Yes. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM (Tyii7)

166 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/898944559681597440

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/898944666497949697

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/898944831690506241

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/898945044316659714

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/898945249053220864

Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM (3i2nH)

167 same theme about kids and baseball?

If you're talking about the Bad News Bears, it came out FAR earlier than '93. Late 70's, I think.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM (kuiuS)

168 I used the word "colored" while referring to some people around one of my relatives, and you would have thought I shot somebody.

The thing is....they aren't African-American, as they are from Haiti....so A-A wasn't true. And, I didn't want to say Black and come across as racist, so I figured Colored was the safest word.....oh that didn't go well.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM (smD62)

169 More Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/898945249053220864

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/898945403030261761

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/898945546643177472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/898945679078424576

Posted by: kbdabear at August 19, 2017 10:49 PM (3i2nH)

170 there's a civil war re=enactment going on in the city near me this weekend, in combination with an 1840's rendezvous. I'm going tomorrow!

Tomorrow will be my first day off work for more than 2 weeks.

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 10:49 PM (5O20Y)

171 This is were I spent the late afternoon and early evening with my "baby" girl.

http://www.highlandsquareakron.org/porchrokr.aspx

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 19, 2017 10:49 PM (lIZQs)

172 @164

The end didn't get me too bad.

But, only because the Incinerator scene had me a wreck, sobbing.

By the time the end came along, I was just glad they were still alive.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:49 PM (smD62)

173 Hmmmmm. I wonder if any Hillary money found its way into Fake News bank accounts.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 19, 2017 10:50 PM (Nwg0u)

174 WHAT ABOUT RUSSIAN COLLUSION, HUH??

Oh wait. That was last week.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 19, 2017 10:50 PM (398bZ)

175 The thing is....they aren't African-American, as they are from Haiti....so A-A wasn't true. And, I didn't want to say Black and come across as racist, so I figured Colored was the safest word.....oh that didn't go well.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM (smD62)



Why is "black" racist?

Don't accept the leftist ratchet and pawl on language. "Black" is perfectly OK. So is "Negro," an anthropolgical characterization.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 10:50 PM (SRKgf)

176 You get spaghetti?
I had to live off of french fries found in the parking lot of Shoney's Big Boy drive in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc.

Luxury!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 10:50 PM (+ytNp)

177
Limburger cheese's smell comes from the same bacteria that causes foot odor. The bacteria is all in the soil and all over human skin.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 19, 2017 10:50 PM (8O3HH)

178 135 Prince L

Thank you!

Posted by: ibguy at August 19, 2017 10:51 PM (vUcdz)

179 question

what was a similar movie to The Sandlot that came out in 1993 or 4?


same theme about kids and baseball?
Posted by: original jake at August 19, 2017 10:45 PM (tSAGa)

Oh, fuck me, there was a ton.

One about a kid with a broken arm and when he recovers finds out he can throw 100 mph + pitches and plays for the Cubs. It was goofy, but fun. Another one about another kids what winds up on a major league team...sorry, I can't think of the names.

It's like a whole genre of family film that seems to have completely disappeared.

Posted by: Robert, royally fucked at August 19, 2017 10:51 PM (mknWS)

180 The thing is....they aren't African-American, as they are from Haiti....so A-A wasn't true. And, I didn't want to say Black and come across as racist, so I figured Colored was the safest word.....oh that didn't go well.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM (smD62)

Use "melanin enhanced" next time. Report back on how it works.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 19, 2017 10:51 PM (sf2BM)

181 Spaghetti-Os are the bastard stepchild of pasta and typesetting.

Posted by: Chef Boyardee at August 19, 2017 10:52 PM (c8EhQ)

182 @175

Well, here is the thing....on social media and blogs and articles, I read about People of Color and Women of Color in regards to sports/entertainment/film/politics/etc.

So, is it that much of a leap from "of Color" to "Colored"? I just don't get it.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:52 PM (smD62)

183 164 Watched Toy Story 3 in-flight. Toy Story 1 came out when my son was about 2.

End scene of TS3 left me grateful it was an overnight flight, as I was a mess.

I apologize for nothing.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 19, 2017 10:47 PM (JyFLk)

Those Pixar movies are very well-made. Good writing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2017 10:52 PM (v3I5m)

184 @179

Rookie of the Year, Little Big League, Angels in the Outfield.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:53 PM (smD62)

185 Check. Again.

You're off your game, Mohammad, ever since you banged that nice piece of ass last week.

Posted by: a muzzie without rabies talking a Muzzie with rabies during a chess game at August 19, 2017 10:53 PM (mJ8mX)

186
See the rest of kbdabear's feed. He's got a nice "overnight underboob" series there.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (8O3HH)

187 One about a kid with a broken arm and when he recovers finds out he can throw 100 mph + pitches and plays for the Cubs. It was goofy, but fun. Another one about another kids what winds up on a major league team...sorry, I can't think of the names.

It's like a whole genre of family film that seems to have completely disappeared.

Posted by: Robert, royally fucked at August 19, 2017 10:51 PM

Rookie of the Year and Little Big League?

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (q1+kD)

188 Elizabeth Warren is a woman of color, I'm told.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (OdK9v)

189 Grampa's NAACP isn't hardcore enough these days.

Posted by: BLM at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (XoldI)

190 what was a similar movie to The Sandlot that came out in 1993 or 4?

-
Kids playing together who grow up to be the real thing? Once Upon a Time In America.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (Nwg0u)

191 it would be nice to not be eating spaghetti every night.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2017 10:41 PM (rnAwa)


You haven't lived until you've had spaghetti where the sauce was made with Ketchup packages scrounged from the local McDonalds!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (gwPgz)

192 179 question

what was a similar movie to The Sandlot that came out in 1993 or 4?


same theme about kids and baseball?
Posted by: original jake at August 19, 2017 10:45 PM (tSAGa)

Oh, fuck me, there was a ton.

One about a kid with a broken arm and when he recovers finds out he can throw 100 mph + pitches and plays for the Cubs. It was goofy, but fun. Another one about another kids what winds up on a major league team...sorry, I can't think of the names.

It's like a whole genre of family film that seems to have completely disappeared.

Posted by: Robert, royally fucked at August 19, 2017 10:51 PM (mknWS)



Kid owner was "Little Big League." Owns the Twins. Kid that pitches is "Rookie of the Year"

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (cAnNx)

193 Speaking of sports films, family or otherwise, I think TheJamesMadison might want to use that as a topic some time?

I'm not a sports fan. At all. I like sports movies, however. You don't see them anymore. The ones you do are the "inside baseball" shit that's all about the business and they suck.

Anyone see Sam Raimi's For The Love Of The Game with Kevin Costner? Good shit, yo.

Posted by: Robert, royally fucked at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (mknWS)

194 I just googled up the YouTube of The Champ dying scene since I haven't seen it in decades. I had to turn it off . Holy crap man up you pussy.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (LuKE7)

195 "Colored" people?

Hold it- I am of a color, too. When do I get to vote?

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (pszv/)

196 Aren't pungent smells a result of cutting the cheese, not eating it?

-----

Yes. *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM


Please don't get her sharted!

Posted by: Huma at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (DMUuz)

197 @187

Haha Erik. Beat ya to it.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (smD62)

198 Does the scene when the Mama sees the Military car coming up the Iowa driveway to tell her she's lost 3 of her 4 sons on D-Day get you guys?

It gets me right when she sits down on the porch.

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (5O20Y)

199 198 sorry: that scene's in Saving Private Ryan

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 10:55 PM (5O20Y)

200 My 9 y.o. granddaughter made cinnamon rolls in my grandma's old biscuit bowl. That pleases me and now we eat the results.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 19, 2017 10:55 PM (xxedQ)

201 Elizabeth Warren is a woman of color, I'm told.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Pale and pink on the outside, but red on the inside.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 19, 2017 10:55 PM (S6Pax)

202 Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:53 PM (smD62)

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (q1+kD)

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (cAnNx)

THANK YOU!

Posted by: Robert, all in caps at August 19, 2017 10:56 PM (mknWS)

203 You haven't lived until you've had spaghetti where the sauce was made with Ketchup packages scrounged from the local McDonalds!
Posted by: Hrothgar
---------

Those and hot water = tomato soup!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 19, 2017 10:56 PM (OdK9v)

204 Happy-ish Saturday Evening -


May all of you survive the terror of the Monster Swallowing the Sun and the Darkness that Follows!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at August 19, 2017 10:56 PM (AoK0a)

205 193 Speaking of sports films, family or otherwise, I think TheJamesMadison might want to use that as a topic some time?

I'm not a sports fan. At all. I like sports movies, however. You don't see them anymore. The ones you do are the "inside baseball" shit that's all about the business and they suck.

Anyone see Sam Raimi's For The Love Of The Game with Kevin Costner? Good shit, yo.

Posted by: Robert, royally fucked at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (mknWS)



Or a boxing movie.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2017 10:56 PM (cAnNx)

206 Is there anything the Democrats and the Left (as though there's a difference) have tried since November 9th that hasn't eventually blown up in their faces? Look for Russia collusion to vanish like the legions of women Trump abused, recounts, faithless electors, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2017 10:56 PM (q2ydF)

207 @187

Haha Erik. Beat ya to it.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM

Heh.

*tosses Tickled Pink a Cherry Coke*

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 19, 2017 10:56 PM (q1+kD)

208 "Elizabeth Warren is a woman of color, I'm told."

Glass ceiling white.

Posted by: Home Depot color samples at August 19, 2017 10:57 PM (zoSd2)

209 Susan Sarandon on an old Johnny Carson, must be from the early to mid 70's. It must be chilly in the studio!

Posted by: Your local PSA at August 19, 2017 10:57 PM (IuYIh)

210 I cried during Kingsman when all the heads started exploding at the end (especially SCOAMF).

Why oh why do movies have to torture us with things that'll never be?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 19, 2017 10:57 PM (OURe4)

211 The thing about Field of Dreams that bothered me was his huge farm was going insolvent just by having this tiny little bit not being used to grow corn?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2017 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)

212 @207

Aw, you remember my vice.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:57 PM (smD62)

213 HOOKERS PEEING ON THE BED!

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Joe Biden, Elder Statesman at August 19, 2017 10:57 PM (398bZ)

214 Grampa's NAACP isn't hardcore enough these days.
Posted by: BLM

"The only reason 'Black Lives Matters' exists is because the Black Panthers won't allow gay and/or mixed-race people to join."
-Ann Coulter

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 10:57 PM (+ytNp)

215 Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM (smD62)

The rule is if you're white, you can't win and you can't not play the game!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 10:58 PM (gwPgz)

216 Hey heh hey.
Dead dog worn out.
Sitting in Buzzards waiting for my pizza.
Why so tired?
Unload 8ft trailer full of gear.
Set up, sound check, play for 3 hours with one 10-15 min break, tear down and load trailer.
But everyone had fun so it's a good tired.

Posted by: teej at August 19, 2017 10:58 PM (WgTfj)

217 May all of you survive the terror of the Monster Swallowing the Sun and the Darkness that Follows!!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic

It's that werewolf Trump again

And his hair....is perfect.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 19, 2017 10:58 PM (S6Pax)

218 It gets me right when she sits down on the porch.
Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (5O20Y)

I remember seeing that movie with my mom when I was a kid and she sobbed really loudly at that scene.

Posted by: Robert, all in caps at August 19, 2017 10:58 PM (mknWS)

219 Elizabeth Warren is a woman of color, I'm told.

An INDIGENOUS Vagino-American of color.
Pro tip is to make sure to use all applicable diversity pronouns.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 19, 2017 10:58 PM (O5Q3r)

220 Someone at the fbi should have known the peeing hooker was implausible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:58 PM (0wem/)

221 You have nothing to fear from a pizza pie, my friendsh.

I never believed the pizzagate conspiracy theory.

The problem is ... My opinion of the Washington firmament has been plunging at a steady pace over the years for one damn compelling reason after another. If I graph my confidence in DC, it may not go down to some ineffable True Detective satanic bullshit, but it is on the current trajectory.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2017 10:59 PM (rnAwa)

222 136 Can't all the statues just get along?
Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at August 19, 2017 10:41 PM (Tyii7)

Just change the plaque from Bobby Lee to Jar Jar
Binks. Antifa pinkies will mutter, scratch their heads, and wander off confused.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 19, 2017 10:59 PM (P/kVC)

223 155 One in six Americans struggles each day with SpaghettiOs.

Uh, oh!
Posted by: officer simpson, police cop! at August 19, 2017 10:45 PM (6FqZa)

Great Simpsons reference.

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2017 10:59 PM (ANIFC)

224 "Does the scene when the Mama sees the Military car coming up the Iowa
driveway to tell her she's lost 3 of her 4 sons on D-Day get you guys?"

Well, 2 on D-Day and the third in Burma some weeks earlier.

And in the real story that the movie is based on, the third one wasn't dead, but in a Japanese POW camp and the military didn't know it til the end of the war.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2017 11:00 PM (w+Jhj)

225 Those and hot water = tomato soup!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 19, 2017 10:56 PM (OdK9v)


I'd like one small fries to go please, I'll get the ketchup myself!

*stuffs 30 packets into the fries bag*

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:00 PM (gwPgz)

226 Or a boxing movie.
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2017 10:56 PM (cAnNx)

There's a boxing movie with Woody Harrelson and Antonio Banderas from fuck me I can't remember when called I don't know what anymore that's really good. You should look it up.

Posted by: Robert, all in caps at August 19, 2017 11:00 PM (mknWS)

227 So the NAALCP wants the American public to stop giving its money to teams and a to sport that is vastly more populated by the NAALCP's direct constituency - Blacks - than any other race. One must ask, does the NAALCP even think thru these stupid pronouncements or do they, and this proves how utterly ignorant they are as an organization and individuals?


Posted by: MSTisdale at August 19, 2017 11:01 PM (/z8es)

228 Look for Russia collusion to vanish
----------

But the special prosecutor will persist. On, and on, and on. A drip, drip of petty bullshit promoted to Federal level.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 19, 2017 11:01 PM (OdK9v)

229 i think one tactic in #WAR is to just say whatever we want to say, to Not be politically correct in our speech On Purpose.

So we can again say homosexual, black, Indian, wife, husband, etc....but it may mean taking some heat.

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 11:01 PM (5O20Y)

230 So 30-40k (according to the propagandists, anyway) assembled to 'counter-protest' a free speech rally?

And Trump is president, Koskinen is still head of the IRS, and the DOJ is still arguing to limit discovery in the conservative groups lawsuit?

Could be worse, I suppose. HRC could be prez and we could be locked up in freight car in transit for re-education. So the election of an Republican 'outsider' bought us about 6 months.



Posted by: Cooldawg at August 19, 2017 11:01 PM (ef0s9)

231 Little Big League." Owns the Twins. Kid that pitches is "Rookie of the Year"
Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (cAnNx

Dumb movie, but so fun.

The Sandlot was perfect. Holy shit I love that movie. And yes, I grew up in that era, more or less. We would arrive at school early, get a game going before first bell, and continue the same game at lunch and after school. We counted runs, of course, but could never decide when the game was over. I recall we switched to football after the first snowfall. so it didn't matter.

Holy crap. Turns out I had a great childhood.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2017 11:01 PM (v3I5m)

232 One in six Americans struggles each day with SpaghettiOs.

They slide off the spoon too easily. That, and they're inedible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2017 11:01 PM (z7sUD)

233 Susan Sarandon on an old Johnny Carson, must be from the early to mid 70's. It must be chilly in the studio!
Posted by: Your local PSA at August 19, 2017 10:57 PM


IIRC from her statue in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, she's a little unbalanced.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2017 11:02 PM (DMUuz)

234 >>>May all of you survive the terror of the Monster Swallowing the Sun and the Darkness that Follows!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic



It's that werewolf Trump again



And his hair....is perfect.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 19, 2017 10:58 PM (S6Pax)<<<


Little old lady got mutilated late November 8th,WereTrump of New York again.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 19, 2017 11:02 PM (OURe4)

235 229 i think one tactic in #WAR is to just say whatever we want to say, to Not be politically correct in our speech On Purpose.

So we can again say homosexual, black, Indian, wife, husband, etc....but it may mean taking some heat.
Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 11:01 PM (5O20Y)



This.

I make a point of doing exactly this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:02 PM (SRKgf)

236 But the special prosecutor will persist. On, and on, and on. A drip, drip of petty bullshit promoted to Federal level.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc.

It's tax-payer funded oppo-research.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 11:02 PM (+ytNp)

237 One good metric which indicates you are in a slum is that the mcdonalds has a sign up saying "Maximum of two packets of ketchup per order. Additional packets 10 cents per."

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 11:03 PM (0wem/)

238 The NAACP boycott puts me in a funny position. I guess I'll have to make like a judge and issue a concurring opinion.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 19, 2017 11:03 PM (398bZ)

239 So I am a bit blue. Bannon is gone and the libs may have Trump's ear now.
The Rinos and dems have been successful in hindering Trump's agenda and Trump has failed to clean house like he should have known to. The left is going full bore with destroying free speech and igniting a civil war.
I know it's early still, but we are not where I had hoped we would be at this point in time.
I hope things get better soon.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:03 PM (hVdx9)

240 Someone at the fbi should have known the peeing hooker was implausible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 10:58 PM (0wem/)


From what I've read, they did know, and tried to use it as a case study to impress Prescient* Trump

*yes I know that's a typo, but it still looked good so...

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:03 PM (gwPgz)

241 The thing about Field of Dreams that bothered me was his huge farm was going insolvent just by having this tiny little bit not being used to grow corn?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert


There are lots of little things in that movie that are a little off. Like, they pick up Archie Graham, hitchhiking along the road, and he walks out of the old VW minivan, and onto the field, but then, he walks off the field to save Karen and becomes the old Doctor Graham.

All things considered, I love that movie.

The scene that breaks me up is at the end, when Ray's father, the catcher. turns around. In that moment, he looks just like MY father. I first saw that movie in 1989, 12 years after my father had died of cancer.
"Ease his pain, go the distance...."
"It was you!" Ray
"No Ray, it was you", Shoeless Joe walks off, into the corn.
At the end of the movie when the lights came up, I think half the men in the audience were in tears, trying to hide it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 19, 2017 11:04 PM (S6Pax)

242
Chic-Fil-A has this "Polynesian Sauce" that is supposed to be like crack and they can't keep it out because people will stuff their pockets full.

I tried some. Not bad, but no crack-like effect on me.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 19, 2017 11:04 PM (8O3HH)

243 It's tax-payer funded oppo-research.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 11:02 PM (+ytNp)


AND completely legal and aboveboard...


WHEN done by Democrats!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:05 PM (gwPgz)

244 The Gettysburg reenactment is over for this year, but I can't see that one ever being canceled. The Gettysburg Anniversary Committee (GAC) is already offering tickets for next year's reenactment on July 5, 6, 7, and 8, 2018. The reenactment website is here: http://tinyurl.com/6ndo46

If you're in Philly, you're looking at maybe a four-hour drive (the battlefield is two hours from Lancaster, my home town) to Gettysburg, but you can also take in Eisenhower's farm, which is now a national historic site. Adams County is a beautiful place to visit.
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 19, 2017 10:47 PM (3C9q2)

I'll probabl have to drive up the night before & get a hotel. Otherwise I'd be stuck in traffic all day & miss the reenactment.

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2017 11:05 PM (ANIFC)

245 So funny story, remember that guy from a few weeks ago that asked me to dinner?

Well, he asked again. And again. And again.

Finally, I gave in and said sure why not. (I figured one dinner with me would repel him enough to get the job done)

And, he has been a flake ever since. Lol.

So, I guess the trick to getting a guy to not date you is to agree to go on a date.

It's a miracle the world has gone on as long as it has with how complicated the love game is.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 11:06 PM (smD62)

246 From what I've read, they did know, and tried to use it as a case study to impress Prescient* Trump

*yes I know that's a typo, but it still looked good so...
Posted by: Hrothgar at August


Well, I mean they should have someone on staff who should know that the information about the hookers was implausible. Not some intel analysts that were able to disprove the reports authenticity.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 11:06 PM (0wem/)

247 I tried some. Not bad, but no crack-like effect on me.
Posted by: publius

Did you smoke it or eat it?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 19, 2017 11:06 PM (S6Pax)

248 Ralph Peters' thinking on Eurorterror is shallow and ignores ISIS's own stated intentions. Their magazine is called "Rumiyah," Arabic for "Rome." Why Rome? Well, Constantinople fell to Islam, as did Jerusalem. The last bastion of Christianity is the Vatican in...Rome. ISIS's agenda is specifically anti-Christian. They're a lot like the Left in that way.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at August 19, 2017 11:06 PM (xiOrX)

249 Whew, this is the last night of vacation for me, and my mom is sending us off with a bang. She made cinnamon rolls this morning. For dinner, she made crawfish pie, crab stew, and smothered zucchini and summer squash. My aunt made peach pie for dessert. It's safe to say I'm returning home with more of me to love.

Posted by: no good deed at August 19, 2017 11:06 PM (3bWFi)

250 >> Did you smoke it or eat it?

Used it for fapping lube. That's what it's for, right?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 19, 2017 11:07 PM (8O3HH)

251 So we can again say homosexual, black, Indian, wife, husband, etc....but it may mean taking some heat.
Posted by: booknlass
---
I've taken to using the terms fag and pervert lately. As in, turn that fag shit off! when annoying my SD while she watches her crap on TV.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2017 11:07 PM (tr2D7)

252 Seriously, my dogs have become some kind of car addicts. Every time we go to get into the car the get more and more excited.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 11:07 PM (0wem/)

253
Well guys, if you want something to blub over:

Highland Cathedral, Edinburgh Tattoo, 2012

https://youtu.be/ljnPX4okNMY

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2017 11:08 PM (z7sUD)

254 A big problem for the NFL is that there is a
reasonable substitute for its product - college ball. It's not on the
same skill level, but it's a decent facsimile.....Posted by: Afroman


* * * * *

I would argue that most power-5 conference college ball (with teams of which someone is a fan) is vastly superior in entertainment value to any NFL game (with equal fandom assumed), save the Super Bowl. F-ck the NFL.

Posted by: MSTisdale at August 19, 2017 11:08 PM (/z8es)

255 Well, it seems all the free camping and parking on large tracts of farmers acreage for the eclipse is a thing of the past locally as I advertised last night. The big gathering off I-40 with fifteen live bands and two days of festivities is now charging admission due to 'insurance regulations and oversight'...It appears to me the 'free' was a misleading pile of bullshit to suck the people in...I was talking to a buddy of mine yesterday who is related to the family and asked him how the hell can they take on that kind of liability...He smiled and said, "Just wait and see!"

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 19, 2017 11:08 PM (yhf6w)

256
Be sure and get doggy eclipse glasses for your dogs. Otherwise they'll go blind during the eclipse.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 19, 2017 11:08 PM (8O3HH)

257 Well booknlass, you know what I always say?
If you can't take the heat,,, turn on the bedroom window fan.

And yes, I saw your replies the next morning.
Great minds and all that.

Posted by: teej at August 19, 2017 11:08 PM (WgTfj)

258 So, I guess the trick to getting a guy to not date you is to agree to go on a date.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 11:06 PM (smD62)

*Thinking of his little sweet-pea, Robert's hopes just went up*

Posted by: Robert, skyrockets in flight...afternoon delight! at August 19, 2017 11:09 PM (mknWS)

259 I spent a week at Gettysburg with my family back in the late 60's. I think I was in 3rd or 4th grade. I was in awe of what had happened there and in those days us kids didn't stay stuck to the parents side.

Posted by: Bill R. at August 19, 2017 11:09 PM (IuYIh)

260 Hi Teej! you and your band play for 3 hours? hard working men, man.

I splurged on having a pizza delivered to work at OReily's tonight. I bet it's been over a year since the last time I ordered delivery. But with working so much, I'm a little ahead, so I rewarded myself.

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 11:09 PM (5O20Y)

261 Seriously, my dogs have become some kind of car addicts. Every time we go to get into the car the get more and more excited.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 11:07 PM (0wem/)

See if you can get them a show on NPR.

Posted by: Robert, skyrockets in flight...afternoon delight! at August 19, 2017 11:10 PM (mknWS)

262 BTW, comedian-activist Dick Gregory is dead.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2017 11:10 PM (mJ8mX)

263 I know it's early still, but we are not where I had hoped we would be at this point in time.
I hope things get better soon.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:03 PM (hVdx9)

Buck up, li'l camper. President Trump is doing well. I sincerely believe this. Not sure what the future holds, but he is the hardest working POTUS since Mr. Reagan. Whatever happens will not be because he didn't do his best. The level of evil threatening our fragile republic is colossal.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2017 11:10 PM (v3I5m)

264 Since Obergfell, I've been saying "homosexual" instead of "gay." Only one person questioned me about it. I said, "It's the correct descriptor for a person who engages in homosexuality." There was no further discussion.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 19, 2017 11:10 PM (398bZ)

265 247 I tried some. Not bad, but no crack-like effect on me.
Posted by: publius

Did you smoke it or eat it?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 19, 2017 11:06 PM (S6Pax


Well there goes my joke.

Posted by: buzzion at August 19, 2017 11:10 PM (cAnNx)

266 >> Someone at the fbi should have known the
>> peeing hooker was implausible.

Stupid rubes thought they were squirting.

We know better. Don't pee on me and tell me you're squirting.

Posted by: Secret Service Agent at August 19, 2017 11:11 PM (8O3HH)

267 I called "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M., a "Faggot Song", in my Fake Baseball League, recently.

I have five guys on the DL and two more are day-to-day.

To Hell with the fags that don't understand context.

I've heard no "blowback" from The League.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 19, 2017 11:11 PM (Ckg4U)

268 Be sure and get doggy eclipse glasses for your dogs. Otherwise they'll go blind during the eclipse.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August




heh. well they do have shades but they will have to be content not observing the eclipse directly. Do make a point to make them look at the moon. Good for stretching their minds.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 11:11 PM (0wem/)

269 It's like a whole genre of family film that seems to have completely disappeared.

Little Giants came out not long after The Sandlot. It was the one where Rick Moranis coaches a Pop Warner like football team of underdogs against his brother's much more polished team. It was cute.

Posted by: no good deed at August 19, 2017 11:11 PM (3bWFi)

270 Well, I mean they should have someone on staff who should know that the information about the hookers was implausible. Not some intel analysts that were able to disprove the reports authenticity.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 11:06 PM (0wem/)



I agree, that someone somewhere in the FBI chain of command should have called a halt to this obvious fiasco. The fact that no one did, and Comey's behaviour in general, has made me doubt the veracity and quality of the entire investigative system we have in this country!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:12 PM (gwPgz)

271 I use 'degenerate' a lot. It covers a lot of bases.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 19, 2017 11:12 PM (OdK9v)

272 Robert, skyrockets in flight...afternoon delight! at August




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 19, 2017 11:12 PM (0wem/)

273 168 I used the word "colored" while referring to some people around one of my relatives, and you would have thought I shot somebody.

The thing is....they aren't African-American, as they are from Haiti....so A-A wasn't true. And, I didn't want to say Black and come across as racist, so I figured Colored was the safest word.....oh that didn't go well.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM (

-------

Benderdick Cumbernatch did that. On TV. Revenge was swift.

Proper term is: People of Color. This year. Can't vouch for next.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 19, 2017 11:12 PM (jS2zB)

274 Not crying, but tearing...

Toy Story 3, both the fire death scene and the end when the toys were being given to the little girl.

Posted by: MAGA at August 19, 2017 11:12 PM (Tyk2V)

275 I'll probably have to drive up the night before & get a hotel. Otherwise I'd be stuck in traffic all day & miss the reenactment.

Think about it-- even if you have to plan for an overnight stay, you'd enjoy Gettysburg. Also, Adams County is solidly Republican-- hasn't gone for a D in a presidential election since 1964.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 19, 2017 11:12 PM (3C9q2)

276 I know it's early still, but we are not where I had hoped we would be at this point in time.

I hope things get better soon.



Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:03 PM (hVdx9)



Buck up, li'l camper. President Trump is doing well. I sincerely
believe this. Not sure what the future holds, but he is the hardest
working POTUS since Mr. Reagan. Whatever happens will not be because he
didn't do his best. The level of evil threatening our fragile republic
is colossal.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
****

Thanks. Trying to stay positive and keep the faith. Just seems a bit dark right now.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:12 PM (hVdx9)

277 Funny thing, all things considered.

The Leftist Antifa asswipes are down on all things Confederate.
Ted Turner, noted lefty from the last generation, founder of CNN, helped finance and produce the movie "Gettysburg", based on "The Killer Angels", written by Michael Sharra. And it was certainly sympathetic to the Confederate side, in terms of showing them as real human beings.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 19, 2017 11:13 PM (S6Pax)

278 More cheese, Gromit!

Posted by: Wallace at August 19, 2017 11:13 PM (0mRoj)

279 Little Giants came out not long after The Sandlot. It was the one where Rick Moranis coaches a Pop Warner like football team of underdogs against his brother's much more polished team. It was cute.
Posted by: no good deed

His brother/coach of the Cobra Kai team being played by Al Bundy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 11:13 PM (+ytNp)

280 >> I use 'degenerate' a lot.

I like "debauchery".

I mean, I really like it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 19, 2017 11:13 PM (8O3HH)

281 heh. fun stuff, teej. i've got a big f'in grin on my face.


Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 11:14 PM (5O20Y)

282 The end of Dunkirk ... the theater was kind of dusty.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2017 11:14 PM (rnAwa)

283 I like 'degenerate'.

That's a good word.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 19, 2017 11:14 PM (Ckg4U)

284 Ok, I'm a fucking moron. Just went to a " Get the Led Out" concert and got fucked up as a football bat. I did record a few tunes, but haven't uploaded them to YouTube yet.

It was almost like being at a real Led Zeppelin concert.

Posted by: Clemson Tigers Fan at August 19, 2017 11:15 PM (RDOJG)

285
I don't cry watching movies. Or much of anything else.

Just gets a little dusty, is all.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2017 11:15 PM (S/hVx)

286 242
Chic-Fil-A has this "Polynesian Sauce" that is supposed to be like crack and they can't keep it out because people will stuff their pockets full.

I tried some. Not bad, but no crack-like effect on me.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 19, 2017 11:04 PM (8O3HH)

-----

I just take a straw and snort it straight out of the container

Posted by: MAGA at August 19, 2017 11:16 PM (Tyk2V)

287 @269

Love that film. Annexation of Puerto Rico!

It gave me hope because I have always been an Icebox type of girl, that I could get the guy in the end. Even lookswise, very similar (back then obviously)

It gave me false hope, but...it was a fun movie all the same.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 11:16 PM (smD62)

288 thanks all, I don't think any of those are what I looking for

remember how Armageddon/deep impact came out with in a year of each other

Posted by: original jake at August 19, 2017 11:16 PM (tSAGa)

289 The scene that always gets me crying is at the end of "Forever Young" (spoiler alert) when Mel Gibson is reunited with his long lost love whom he had assumed was dead. They haven't seen each other in 50 years but recognize each other instantly. This was also the flick my husband and I saw on our first date....

Posted by: Secret Square at August 19, 2017 11:17 PM (9WuX0)

290 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2017 11:08 PM (z7sUD)

Right you are!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:17 PM (gwPgz)

291 Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM (

Why not just say Haitian?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2017 11:18 PM (36PpC)

292 Buck up, li'l camper. President Trump is doing well. I sincerely
believe this. Not sure what the future holds, but he is the hardest
working POTUS since Mr. Reagan. Whatever happens will not be because he
didn't do his best. The level of evil threatening our fragile republic
is colossal.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
****

Thanks. Trying to stay positive and keep the faith. Just seems a bit dark right now.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:12 PM

It's going to be a long, tough brawl. Lots of things to break and remove, and they are going to fight it every step of the way. But we have a much better chance now than if things had gone differently last November...

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 19, 2017 11:18 PM (q1+kD)

293 282 The end of Dunkirk ... the theater was kind of dusty.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2017 11:14 PM (rnAwa)

Huh. Same thing happened in my theater.

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2017 11:18 PM (ANIFC)

294 I hope things get better soon.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

They are getting better! a million jobs. Bannon's going to head up Brietbart and kick the fake media's ass.

President Trump's going to lower our taxes, and get our economy roaring again. I read in Bloomberg we're experiencing 4% growth!

You're watching or listening or reading things that are bumming you out. It's going to be ok. We might have to fight though.

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 11:18 PM (5O20Y)

295 Well there goes my joke.
Posted by: buzzion


If you weren't dead, you could type faster.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 19, 2017 11:18 PM (S6Pax)

296 Goddammit, now I can't get that shitty song out of my head.

Fucking Megadeth will cure me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QKGvV2vVKk

Posted by: Robert, skyrockets in flight...afternoon delight! at August 19, 2017 11:19 PM (mknWS)

297 Here's a gorgeous lady playing Metallica, which is relevant to my interests.

https://youtu.be/N4tZz0kZJKg

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2017 11:19 PM (rnAwa)

298 Proper term is: People of Color. This year. Can't vouch for next.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 19, 2017 11:12 PM (jS2zB)



2018: "people with color."

2019: "people about color"

2020: "people for color"

2021: "people to color"

2022: "people under color"

2023: "people about color"

2024: "people around color"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:20 PM (SRKgf)

299 "Non-white" is the proper term. Racist.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2017 11:20 PM (mJ8mX)

300 Original Jake, are you thinking of that movie, The Fort?

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 11:20 PM (5O20Y)

301 There is virtually no aspect of the Left/Liberal/Progs to which it is not applicable

de·gen·er·ate
ADJECTIVE

having lost the physical, mental, or moral qualities considered normal and desirable; showing evidence of decline:
"a degenerate form of a higher civilization"
synonyms: debased · degraded · corrupt · impure · vitiated

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 19, 2017 11:20 PM (OdK9v)

302 Another Trump supporter murdered by lefty loon.
http://tinyurl.com/y7gmd22h

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:20 PM (hVdx9)

303 Ted Turner, noted lefty from the last generation,
founder of CNN, helped finance and produce the movie "Gettysburg",
based on "The Killer Angels", written by Michael Sharra. And it was
certainly sympathetic to the Confederate side, in terms of showing them
as real human beings.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 19, 2017 11:13 PM (S6Pax)


I think he gets a pass because he banged Jane Fonda. She's like a liberal shrine you can make a pilgrimage to, except you get to boink her.

Posted by: Whatever at August 19, 2017 11:21 PM (sXefu)

304 Last Action Hero soundtrack...still the shit.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2017 11:21 PM (mknWS)

305 The end of Dunkirk ... the theater was kind of dusty.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2017 11:14 PM (rnAwa)


Indeed.

I loved the movie, even though it wasn't exactly what I thought it was going to be.

Do you think they made almost everyone brunette on purpose?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2017 11:22 PM (36PpC)

306 "The Shootist." Watching the Duke die, and knowing that he was dying in real life, and that era of movies was also dying - try not to cry.

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2017 11:22 PM (ANIFC)

307 Here's a gorgeous lady playing Metallica, which is relevant to my interests.

https://youtu.be/N4tZz0kZJKg
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2017 11:19 PM (rnAwa)

Yep, that's my wife.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2017 11:22 PM (mknWS)

308 Hello, Horde.

(plays "Love Stinks" on the hacked Muzak machine)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 19, 2017 11:22 PM (rJUlF)

309 Yes ma'am. Three hours.

Glad you splurged a bit on yourself. You deserve it.
Me, I was just too tired to cook tonight by the time I got back to town.
And not much in the house to cook any way.
Guess I could have made myself a gourmet peanut butter and peach jam sammy.

Posted by: teej at August 19, 2017 11:23 PM (WgTfj)

310 I saw the movie 'We were Soldiers and Young' in Boise, and 2 rows infront of me was 'two tall' who had a MOH from the battle.

That was way bad ass

I don't think anyone knew who he was .

came with his family, who looked like farmers from Kuna, ID
which they were

Posted by: original jake at August 19, 2017 11:23 PM (tSAGa)

311 Whoops. Disregard my 302.
Just saw there was more to it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:23 PM (hVdx9)

312 Little old lady got mutilated late November 8th,WereTrump of New York again.


Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 19, 2017 11:02 PM (OURe4)


I am stealing that.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 19, 2017 11:23 PM (RfzVr)

313 Dunkirk affected me several times too.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2017 11:24 PM (mJ8mX)

314 168 I used the word "colored" while referring to some people around one of my relatives, and you would have thought I shot somebody.

The thing is....they aren't African-American, as they are from Haiti....so A-A wasn't true. And, I didn't want to say Black and come across as racist, so I figured Colored was the safest word.....oh that didn't go well.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM (smD62)


I knew a black Canadian hockey player, and I laughed my ass off when he went off on a reporter calling him "African American".

I also laughed my ass off one night watching Leno when some woman was on talking about her work in Africa for "African American African women".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 19, 2017 11:24 PM (1JnAL)

315 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:20 PM (hVdx9)

Christ Almighty.

He looks a little like the guy who shot up the Congressional softball practice.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2017 11:24 PM (36PpC)

316
Thanks. Trying to stay positive and keep the faith. Just seems a bit dark right now.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:12 PM

Oh yes. It's dark. But I strive to look at the bright side of life. You know, scrabbling at the bricks as you fall to your death.

that kind of thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2017 11:24 PM (v3I5m)

317 305 The end of Dunkirk ... the theater was kind of dusty.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2017 11:14 PM (rnAwa)

Indeed.

I loved the movie, even though it wasn't exactly what I thought it was going to be.

Do you think they made almost everyone brunette on purpose?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2017 11:22 PM (36PpC)

Yes. It was a little hard to follow, but Nolan wanted the story to be about any English soldier trying to get home, so that's why they all looked alike.

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2017 11:24 PM (ANIFC)

318 It might be too old for you whippersnappers, but the movie Shenandoah used to make a lump in the throat.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 19, 2017 11:24 PM (eFRS+)

319 Thanks. Trying to stay positive and keep the faith. Just seems a bit dark right now.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda


I am feeling the blues as well, but then lots of stuff under the radar because it makes Trump look good, so news blackout - per the Instafather ...

Posted by: Adriane the Lying Liars that what Sell Newspapers Critic ... at August 19, 2017 11:25 PM (AoK0a)

320
The History Channel (IIRC) was doing some documentary on Nazi Germany and made reference to the treatment of African-Americans. You know, in Germany at the time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 19, 2017 11:25 PM (8O3HH)

321 I think he gets a pass because he banged Jane Fonda. She's like a liberal shrine you can make a pilgrimage to, except you get to boink her.
Posted by: Whatever

An example of the actual personification of evil.

At the end of the Viet Nam War, when the refugees went out to sea (the Boat People), Joan Baez was actually very sympathetic to their plight, and pleaded for their rescue.

Jane Fonda denounced her, as to Jane, the Boat People were criminals to be returned to the People's Paradise for re-education, Viet Nam.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 19, 2017 11:25 PM (S6Pax)

322 Ok, checked this one out. The two cops murdrered in Kissimmee were killed by black racist.
http://tinyurl.com/ydhggmut

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:26 PM (hVdx9)

323
It's becoming increasingly evident that the election was the easy part of this rodeo.

NOW we enter into the real struggle. You must not ever despair, we WILL prevail. Because we are Americans, we're denied the option of failure.

Remember that.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2017 11:27 PM (S/hVx)

324 It might be too old for you whippersnappers, but the movie Shenandoah used to make a lump in the throat.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 19, 2017 11:24 PM (eFRS+)


Amazing, I saw that movie when it first came out and still remember it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:27 PM (gwPgz)

325 Jane Fonda denounced her, as to Jane, the Boat People were criminals to be returned to the People's Paradise for re-education, Viet Nam.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at August 19, 2017 11:25 PM (S6Pax)



Why Jane Fonda - along with Bill Ayers - has not been hanged for treason surpasseth all understanding.

God willing, both oversights will be rectified in good time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:27 PM (SRKgf)

326 A big f'in grin?
Mission accomplished.
Too bad I couldn't see it light up those greens.

Posted by: teej at August 19, 2017 11:27 PM (WgTfj)

327 And one French prick, josephistan!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2017 11:27 PM (mJ8mX)

328 300 Sorry no, I looked it up. Was it "The War"? 1994. kevin Costner played the dad.

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 11:28 PM (5O20Y)

329 Oh yes. It's dark. But I strive to look at the
bright side of life. You know, scrabbling at the bricks as you fall to
your death.



that kind of thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
****

All that's left to do is join a crack suicide squad.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:28 PM (hVdx9)

330 The thing is....they aren't African-American, as they are from Haiti....so A-A wasn't true. And, I didn't want to say Black and come across as racist, so I figured Colored was the safest word.....oh that didn't go well.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM (smD62)

Why is "black" racist?

Don't accept the leftist ratchet and pawl on language. "Black" is perfectly OK. So is "Negro," an anthropolgical characterization.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Stick with traditional labels of Negro, mulatto, quadroon, octaroon, etc.

Ask if they want to pass a paper bag test for entry to a club! This was quite popular in Harlem, back in the day.

Posted by: N double A Cee Pee at August 19, 2017 11:28 PM (Pby3z)

331 Okay, my glass is empty and after I'm finished beating of to this chick covering Metallica...whops, did I say beating off? I mean rocking out. After I'm done rocking out to this 'Tallica chick, I'm off to bed.

G'night!

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2017 11:28 PM (mknWS)

332 Christ Almighty.



He looks a little like the guy who shot up the Congressional softball practice.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
****

Other reports say the victim had been sitting on the shooter's car.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:29 PM (hVdx9)

333 Ted Turner, noted lefty from the last generation,
founder of CNN, helped finance and produce the movie "Gettysburg", based on "The Killer Angels", written by Michael Shaara. And it was certainly sympathetic to the Confederate side, in terms of showing them
as real human beings.


Antifa types should boycott Martin Sheen-- he played R----- E. L-- in that movie.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 19, 2017 11:29 PM (3C9q2)

334 Why Jane Fonda - along with Bill Ayers - has not been hanged for treason surpasseth all understanding.

God willing, both oversights will be rectified in good time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:27 PM

Once societies become "civilized", evil is allowed to fester much more freely.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 19, 2017 11:29 PM (q1+kD)

335 276 I know it's early still, but we are not where I had hoped we would be at this point in time.

I hope things get better soon.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:03 PM (hVdx9)

Buck up, li'l camper. President Trump is doing well. I sincerely
believe this. Not sure what the future holds, but he is the hardest
working POTUS since Mr. Reagan. Whatever happens will not be because he
didn't do his best. The level of evil threatening our fragile republic
is colossal.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
****

Thanks. Trying to stay positive and keep the faith. Just seems a bit dark right now.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:12 PM (hVdx9)

++++

You should read The Conservative Treehouse once a day. They always have the good things Trump is up to; the stuff the msm somehow seems to overlook.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 19, 2017 11:29 PM (pvjTE)

336 Goddammit, now I can't get that shitty song out of my head.

Posted by: Robert, skyrockets in flight...afternoon delight!


This should help ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLMYcqBmiX8

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 19, 2017 11:30 PM (AoK0a)

337 Another Trump supporter murdered by lefty loon.
http://tinyurl.com/y7gmd22h

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda

Ok, checked this one out. The two cops murdrered in Kissimmee were killed by black racist.
http://tinyurl.com/ydhggmut
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda

From the US Book of Common Prayer (192:
O GOD, whose mercies cannot be numbered; Accept our prayers on behalf of the soul of thy servant departed, and grant him an entrance into the land of light and joy, in the fellowship of thy saints; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 11:30 PM (+ytNp)

338 Ask if they want to pass a paper bag test for entry to a club! This was quite popular in Harlem, back in the day.

Posted by: N double A Cee Pee at August 19, 2017 11:28 PM (Pby3z)


High Yellow!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:30 PM (gwPgz)

339 Believe it or not, So. Cal. has a lot of Civil War reenactments. Moorpark in Dec. comes to mind. N**** the Valiant was a fifer in a Union Fife & Drum Corps (Mountain Fife & Drum, Lake Arrowhead). It's an awesome experience.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 19, 2017 11:30 PM (w7U7L)

340 Stick with traditional labels of Negro, mulatto, quadroon, octaroon, etc.

Ask if they want to pass a paper bag test for entry to a club! This was quite popular in Harlem, back in the day.
Posted by: N double A Cee Pee at August 19, 2017 11:28 PM (Pby3z)

I used to call the half-black dude I use to tend bar with "High Yellow." He always laughed at it.

Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2017 11:30 PM (ANIFC)

341 291 Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:48 PM (

Why not just say Haitian?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2017 11:18 PM (36PpC)

That would be xenophobic and racist instead of just racist.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 11:31 PM (0mRoj)

342 You should read The Conservative Treehouse once a
day. They always have the good things Trump is up to; the stuff the msm
somehow seems to overlook.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
****
Think I will. Seeing how the left is getting violent and information giants like Google are helping to kill free speech, any good news will be a plus.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:31 PM (hVdx9)

343 273 168 I used the word "colored" while referring to some people around one of my relatives, and you would have thought I shot somebody.

A few years ago a girl I worked with called her roommate a "Woman of Color". I knew her roommate, who is Mexican-American (I don't know, her Grandfather? Grandmother? Whatever). I thought she must have a new roommate so I kept asking her what kind of "color" she meant. Was it a Carribean Black? An African? A Brazilian Indian? Who was her new roommate?
It all turned out badly. Turned out I was a racist.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 19, 2017 11:31 PM (B9t7n)

344 Evening everyone!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 19, 2017 11:32 PM (Tnhbr)

345 and the libs may have Trump's ear now.

I find that unlikely.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2017 11:32 PM (kuiuS)

346 Once societies become "civilized", evil is allowed to fester much more freely.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 19, 2017 11:29 PM (q1+kD)



This.

I've said many times it is possible for a society to become too civilized. It is important for a society not to become too civilized for the environment in which it must operate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:32 PM (SRKgf)

347 I'm a person of color. Light beige is a color.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 11:32 PM (0mRoj)

348
Posted by: Pug Mahon
****

All that's left to do is join a crack suicide squad.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:28 PM (hVdx9)

Carrying bags of glass shards and nitroglycerin?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2017 11:33 PM (v3I5m)

349 @MSTisdale: I think the college game is played with more passion. There's less showboating - which is also nice.

Posted by: Afroman at August 19, 2017 11:33 PM (xLcDl)

350 "The two cops murdrered in Kissimmee were killed by black racist."

I read today that the state prosecutor assigned to Kissimmee had stated that she would no longer seek the death penalty in capital cases. Governor Scott issued an EO to replace her with another prosecutor.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 19, 2017 11:33 PM (398bZ)

351 Sitting on a car?

Well, as long as the murderer had a good reason.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 19, 2017 11:33 PM (sf2BM)

352 Other reports say the victim had been sitting on the shooter's car.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:29 PM (hVdx9)


Not an appreciably much better reason! But it's almost unbearable in FL this time of year and tempers are short.

I wonder if he did say something about Trump, though?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2017 11:33 PM (36PpC)

353 Hrothgar fails the whippersnapper test.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 19, 2017 11:34 PM (eFRS+)

354 "The two cops murdrered in Kissimmee were killed by black racist."



I read today that the state prosecutor assigned to Kissimmee had
stated that she would no longer seek the death penalty in capital cases.
Governor Scott issued an EO to replace her with another prosecutor.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud,
****

Good call.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:34 PM (hVdx9)

355 "Turned out I was a racist."

You always are. So apologize. And give us some money.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2017 11:35 PM (q2ydF)

356 anyone watching 'Snowfall' on FX about the rise of crack cocain in the 1980's?


so far it is an interesting show. I think

Posted by: original jake at August 19, 2017 11:35 PM (tSAGa)

357 Carrying bags of glass shards and nitroglycerin?

Posted by: Pug Mahon
****

Pointy sticks.

Think of the the Life of Brian crack suicide squad.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:35 PM (hVdx9)

358 OT and Need Help, Ace posted an article about a very efficient vertical wind turbine, effective at low speeds and that had residential applications. Like the moron I am I lost the post and link. Does anyone (!) have a link to the article or website that Ace put up? Electric bills are killing me and I'm ready to give it a very hard look. Ace's post was really pro on this company's product and I've been plowing through the archives with nada so far. Was in the last 6 months I know. Year of valu rite and corn hole tourney passes for anyone who can help a poor hobo out.

Posted by: Buster at August 19, 2017 11:35 PM (i+yqt)

359 Hrothgar fails the whippersnapper test.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 19, 2017 11:34 PM (eFRS+)


Sadly those whippersnapping days are lost forever, like tears in the rain!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:35 PM (gwPgz)

360 Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 11:31 PM (0mRoj)

So true. Shane on me.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2017 11:35 PM (36PpC)

361 309 326 yum, peach jam!

the last time i went out to my brother's farm, we picked some peaches from the tree and ate them right there, of an evening.

the nieces came running out with a little blue basket, and we all picked a couple dozen. my sil was making peach jam today when I called her, while i delivered mail.

maybe someday we'll meet, teej. I'd love to hear you play.

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 11:36 PM (5O20Y)

362 I'm a person of color. Light beige is a color.
Posted by: Insomniac

I'm a person of no color. A WASP with no trust fund is the loneliest number.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 11:37 PM (+ytNp)

363 Other reports say the victim had been sitting on the shooter's car.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:29 PM (hVdx9)



Not an appreciably much better reason! But it's almost unbearable in FL this time of year and tempers are short.



I wonder if he did say something about Trump, though?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
****

You never know.
The road rage guy who tried to get me to engage in a gunfight a month ago also looked like the guy who shot Scalise and the yahoo in the story I posted. The plot thickens....

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:37 PM (hVdx9)

364 @MSTisdale: I think the college game is played with more passion. There's less showboating - which is also nice.

Posted by: Afroman at August 19, 2017 11:33 PM

Yeah, and each game has more significance. (Rivalry games, for example.) Plus the fact that they are less skilled actually makes for a more entertaining game. At least to me.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 19, 2017 11:37 PM (q1+kD)

365 I read today that the state prosecutor assigned to Kissimmee had stated that she would no longer seek the death penalty in capital cases. Governor Scott issued an EO to replace her with another prosecutor.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 19, 2017 11:33 PM (398bZ)



It's almost as if most women are too - weak, too soft-hearted - to do what must be done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:37 PM (SRKgf)

366 355 "Turned out I was a racist."

You always are. So apologize. And give us some money.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2017 11:35 PM (q2ydF)

Jesse Jackson, is that you?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 11:38 PM (0mRoj)

367 I'm a person of color. Light beige is a color.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 11:32 PM (0mRoj)


I'm closer to baby powder.

Posted by: Whatever at August 19, 2017 11:38 PM (sXefu)

368 LMAO, Shane is NOT on me, I swear!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2017 11:38 PM (36PpC)

369 365
I read today that the state prosecutor assigned to Kissimmee had
stated that she would no longer seek the death penalty in capital cases.
Governor Scott issued an EO to replace her with another prosecutor.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 19, 2017 11:33 PM (398bZ)





It's almost as if most women are too - weak, too soft-hearted - to do what must be done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
****

Some are. The ones that aren't and are enthusiatic about it, God help their "targets".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:39 PM (hVdx9)

370
"Shame" was a Batman cowboy villain. Played by Cliff Robertson.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 19, 2017 11:39 PM (8O3HH)

371 It's almost as if most women are too - weak, too soft-hearted - to do what must be done.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:37 PM (SRKgf)


Not weak. It's political calculation.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 19, 2017 11:39 PM (Tnhbr)

372 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:37 PM (hVdx9)

Someone has turned a bunch of squatty, short-tempered Slavs loose on the populace!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2017 11:39 PM (36PpC)

373 It's almost as if most women are too - weak, too soft-hearted - to do what must be done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:37 PM (SRKgf)


I know. What the hell happened?

Posted by: Lady Bathory at August 19, 2017 11:39 PM (sXefu)

374 It's almost as if most women are too - weak, too soft-hearted - to do what must be done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:37 PM (SRKgf)


Sorry, but I have been assured by experts that islam is a religion of piece and that women can do everything a man can do, only better!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:40 PM (gwPgz)

375 It's almost as if most women are too - weak, too soft-hearted - to do what must be done.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:37 PM (SRKgf)

Depends. Women who hunt and fish are fine with going after justice for miscreants, generally. Also, I guess we raise 'em different up here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 19, 2017 11:40 PM (NXsWM)

376 Someone has turned a bunch of squatty, short-tempered Slavs loose on the populace!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
****

Those monsters!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:40 PM (hVdx9)

377 Sorry, but I have been assured by experts that islam is a religion of piece and that women can do everything a man can do, only better!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:40 PM (gwPgz)

Well, if we can't, we can earn enough to hire someone who can.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 19, 2017 11:40 PM (NXsWM)

378 Some are. The ones that aren't and are enthusiatic about it, God help their "targets".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:39 PM (hVdx9)



True. One needs to temper justice with mercy and perspective. And that requires cold reason, rather than emotion.

And lamentably, most women seem to repose greater faith in emotion than reason.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:41 PM (SRKgf)

379 Another thing with the college game is injuries create a much lesser toll than in professional. Yes, there are stars, but usually, the parity between players is so close that the games are not affected too terribly if a player misses.

With the pro game, if a certain player is out (I'm looking at you Colts and Andrew luck) the entire season is pretty much miserable.

Or if 3 or 4 linemen get hurt, it can get pretty terrible. I feel like college has a much more "Next man up" philosophy, and no matter who is plugged in, it will be a more competitive product.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 11:42 PM (smD62)

380 Those monsters!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:40 PM (hVdx9)

They can be, though. Especially the Chicago uniony types.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2017 11:42 PM (36PpC)

381 "Depends. Women who hunt and fish are fine with going after justice for miscreants, generally."

You might be onto something there. Just north of me, in rural TN, there are a lot of women who hunt and fish, often with their husbands. Of the ones I've met, those are some tough-ass women.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 19, 2017 11:42 PM (398bZ)

382 >>>I'm a person of color. Light beige is a color.

Posted by: Insomniac



I'm a person of no color.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 11:37 PM (+ytNp)<<<

The more acceptable term is "Pigmentally Challenged".

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 19, 2017 11:43 PM (OURe4)

383 I know. What the hell happened?
Posted by: Lady Bathory at August 19, 2017 11:39 PM (sXefu)



I'm not talking about individuals. I'm talking statistically, not categorically.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:43 PM (SRKgf)

384 You should read The Conservative Treehouse once a day.

Thank you, I will. I like what I see.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2017 11:43 PM (pszv/)

385 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 11:37 PM (+ytNp)

The more acceptable term is "Pigmentally Challenged".
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 19, 2017 11:43 PM (OURe4)

"Melanin deficient" works too.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 11:43 PM (0mRoj)

386 And lamentably, most women seem to repose greater faith in emotion than reason.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

By that definition, all male leftists are "in transition".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 11:43 PM (+ytNp)

387 Posted by: tcn in AK at August 19, 2017 11:40 PM (NXsWM)

I should have been clear that I was excepting women raised in certain more self-sufficient areas like AK and Southern VA!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:43 PM (gwPgz)

388 political calculation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

Just as Sen. McCain used his vote to keep Obamacare, many women use their votes to hang juries. it's power madness. control-lust.

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 11:44 PM (5O20Y)

389 Posted by: Buster at August 19, 2017 11:35 PM



https://semtive.com

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 19, 2017 11:44 PM (B9t7n)

390 "Melanin deficient" works too.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 11:43 PM (0mRoj)

Person of pallor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2017 11:45 PM (v3I5m)

391 Played by Cliff Robertson.

Blacklisted by Hollywood for discovering and talking about embezzlement by a studio head.

Yo, crusading courageous journalists! How about investigating the financial chicanery, sexual abuse and monstrous income inequality in the arts and entertainment biz?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2017 11:45 PM (WhQ8B)

392 I'm not talking about individuals. I'm talking statistically, not categorically.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 1 9, 2017 11:43 PM (SRKgf)


Sorry, I was just thinking "back in my day...".

Posted by: Lady Bathory at August 19, 2017 11:45 PM (sXefu)

393 In NE Kansas booknlass.
Pretty fair drive from Illinois, even if you're in the southern reaches.
We've been talking about booking something in NW Arkansas bug that's because it's pretty close to Table Rock lake.
Steve has a "cabin" there.

But if you get to feeling a road trip out this way is necessary we'll plan it around a gig. Meals are on me.

Posted by: teej at August 19, 2017 11:46 PM (WgTfj)

394 Sorry, I was just thinking "back in my day...".
Posted by: Lady Bathory

I know, right.

Posted by: Elizabeth I at August 19, 2017 11:46 PM (+ytNp)

395 I'm a person of no color.

Guess again, darkie.

Posted by: The Invisible Man at August 19, 2017 11:46 PM (pszv/)

396

y'all know that brown and black people do not like white people too

you ever been to Mexico?


way more racist that the USA

Posted by: original jake at August 19, 2017 11:47 PM (tSAGa)

397 So now that racism is the big issue of the day, does that mean that recycling isn't important any more? Because I'm sick of recycling.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 19, 2017 11:47 PM (zkGZ8)

398 302 Another Trump supporter murdered by lefty loon.
http://tinyurl.com/y7gmd22h


Thanks for the link. Sadly that young man won't be the last victim of leftist violence. I won't hold my breath waiting for CNN or any of the others to take responsibility.

Posted by: girldog at August 19, 2017 11:47 PM (j0ZqD)

399
So true. Shane on me.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2017 11:35 PM


Come back, Shane!

Posted by: Joey Starrett at August 19, 2017 11:47 PM (IqV8l)

400 Sorry, I was just thinking "back in my day...".
Posted by: Lady Bathory at August 19, 2017 11:45 PM (sXefu)


And ours.....

Posted by: Lady Mary Bankes and her daughters at August 19, 2017 11:47 PM (36PpC)

401 397 So now that racism is the big issue of the day, does that mean that recycling isn't important any more? Because I'm sick of recycling.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 19, 2017 11:47 PM (zkGZ

Recycling colored people was such a chore.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 11:47 PM (0mRoj)

402 Hung juries are penis envy!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2017 11:48 PM (mJ8mX)

403 way more racist that the USA
Posted by: original jake at August 19, 2017 11:47 PM (tSAGa)



EVERY place is way more racist than the USA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:48 PM (SRKgf)

404 way more racist that the USA

Posted by: original jake at August 19, 2017 11:47 PM

Doesn't this apply to most (almost all) countries? XD

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 19, 2017 11:48 PM (q1+kD)

405 way more racist that the USA
Posted by: original jake



Pretty much every place on Earf is more raycist than the USA.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 19, 2017 11:48 PM (B9t7n)

406 Recycling colored people was such a chore.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 11:47 PM (0mRoj)



California even recycles politicians.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:48 PM (SRKgf)

407 Oh geez, guess which song I just heard on a commercial?

"And IIIII, ei ei ei, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

Posted by: Country Boy at August 19, 2017 11:49 PM (Z0uHT)

408 you ever been to Mexico any other country in the world?


way more racist that the USA


Fixed. Geez, just try Japan, for one.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2017 11:49 PM (pszv/)

409 I knew a black Canadian hockey player, and I laughed my ass off when he went off on a reporter calling him "African American".

----------
I've seen Whoopie Goldberg go on a few rants about not wanting to be called African American b/c she is not from Africa. She is black. And an American. She felt really strongly about it. Black. I'm black!

It's been years since I've seen her on TV, so don't know if she's changed her mind. Land minds everywhere.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 19, 2017 11:49 PM (Ww1tL)

410 If andycanuck is still around or our buddy from Alberta shows up-- have you seen this post about the "Invasion of Canada"?-- invasion, that is, by Somalis and other illegals who are spooked by Trump and take le petit Justin's words of welcome at face value. So far it looks as if most of them are crossing from upstate New York into Quebec or going across into Canada at the Minnesota border.

http://tinyurl.com/ya4s6tzg

I would say Trump is doing something right if the parasites are getting out of Dodge-- but I don't envy our AoSHQ friends in Canada.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 19, 2017 11:50 PM (3C9q2)

411 402 Hung juries are penis envy!
Posted by: andycanuck

Haha, good one!

Posted by: booknlass at August 19, 2017 11:50 PM (5O20Y)

412 "Doesn't this apply to most (almost all) countries?"

Canada has the Quebecois.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2017 11:50 PM (z7sUD)

413 Dammit!

*mines
Land Mines!

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 19, 2017 11:50 PM (Ww1tL)

414 Doesn't this apply to most (almost all) countries? XD
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian

America and (not French) Canada are the least racist places on Earth.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 11:50 PM (+ytNp)

415 Oh geez, guess which song I just heard on a commercial?



"And IIIII, ei ei ei, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

Posted by: Country Boy at August 19, 2017 11:49 PM (Z0uHT)


You're obviously not watching boxing.

Posted by: Whatever at August 19, 2017 11:50 PM (sXefu)

416 So now that racism is the big issue of the day...

Hey, no fair!

Posted by: Transgenders- Last Week's Outrage at August 19, 2017 11:50 PM (pszv/)

417
Land minds everywhere.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 19, 2017 11:49 PM


Head in the sand?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2017 11:51 PM (IqV8l)

418 Madame Forewoman, you say the jury is hung?

Oh you have no idea, Your Honor!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 11:51 PM (0mRoj)

419 So true. Shane on me.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 19, 2017 11:35 PM

Come back, Shane!

Posted by: Joey Starrett at August 19, 2017 11:47 PM

I'm sorry, kid... Shane has gone to a MUCH better place now.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 19, 2017 11:51 PM (q1+kD)

420 People of Color
====

It's not always just "People", either. I've heard otherwise literate people saying "Students of Color" and "Employees of Color."

And sometimes you hear PoC used as an adjective to replace "black". Like, "I'm not racist! I've got lots of PoC Friends."

("Friends of Color" would also be awesome there.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 19, 2017 11:51 PM (10LGw)

421 way more racist that the USA
Posted by: original jake

Pretty much every place on Earf is more raycist than the USA.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 19, 2017 11:48 PM (B9t7n)


The interesting part is that NO ONE ever leaves this hellhole of racism to go to a better country where everyone is truly equal (but with really crappy welfare)!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:51 PM (gwPgz)

422 I used to have a Dog of Color.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 19, 2017 11:52 PM (398bZ)

423 Madame Forewoman, you say the jury is hung?


"That is pure speculation on your part."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:52 PM (SRKgf)

424 the "Invasion of Canada"?

Leaving via Toronto the other day, every single person in charge of the passport control lines was Somali. Comforting. (However, none of the officers were.)

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2017 11:52 PM (pszv/)

425 way more racist that the USA



Fixed . Geez, just try Japan, for one.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2017 11:49 PM (pszv/)


This. I lived in Japan for six years.

Posted by: Whatever at August 19, 2017 11:52 PM (sXefu)

426 Recycling colored people was such a chore.

Posted by: Insomniac
________

Much worse than separating glass from plastic. Bins got full too fast.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (zkGZ8)

427 422 I used to have a Dog of Color.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 19, 2017 11:52 PM (398bZ)



I've jerked liberals around by correcting them when they say, e.g., someone is tall.

"You mean, he's a person of height?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (SRKgf)

428
I used to have a Dog of Color.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed


The dog up and died. He up and died.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (IqV8l)

429 Re Whitney Houston: I still chuckle when I think about the autopsy results announcement, after she died.

"Well, nearby her body in the tub, we found cocaine on the floor, cocaine on the vanity, cocaine at the side of the tub, cocaine on the plumbing fixtures, cocaine by the toilet, cocaine in the sink, cocaine down the drain, cocaine on the walls, cocaine sticking to the ceiling, cocaine in her hair, cocaine under Ms. Houston's fingernails, and cocaine in the water in the tub. But we STILL don't know what killed her. Maybe it was Bigfoot??" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

430 I refer to fat slobs as "people of size".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (Uctbh)

431 "NAACP calling for boycott of NFL, Atlanta Falcons."

In other sports news, NAACP-member Tom Brady said...

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 19, 2017 11:54 PM (Ndje9)

432 This. I lived in Japan for six years.
==

Yeah. Japan seems kind of like the 1950s, with the guys in suits and the stay-at-home moms.

But racism-wise, it's more like the 1920s.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 19, 2017 11:54 PM (10LGw)

433 430 I refer to fat slobs as "people of size".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (Uctbh)



"People of pork."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:54 PM (SRKgf)

434 We remain Fiercely Under-Colored Kids.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2017 11:54 PM (pszv/)

435 429 Re Whitney Houston: I still chuckle when I think about the autopsy results announcement, after she died.

"Well, nearby her body in the tub, we found cocaine on the floor, cocaine on the vanity, cocaine at the side of the tub, cocaine on the plumbing fixtures, cocaine by the toilet, cocaine in the sink, cocaine down the drain, cocaine on the walls, cocaine sticking to the ceiling, cocaine in her hair, cocaine under Ms. Houston's fingernails, and cocaine in the water in the tub. But we STILL don't know what killed her. Maybe it was Bigfoot??" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

The FBI did the autopsy?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 11:54 PM (0mRoj)

436 bingo fuel

peace out

Posted by: original jake at August 19, 2017 11:54 PM (tSAGa)

437 Insomniac, apparently so, yes. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2017 11:55 PM (eMKNe)

438 Yeah. Japan seems kind of like the 1950s, with the guys in suits and the stay-at-home moms.

But racism-wise, it's more like the 1920s.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 19, 2017 11:54 PM (10LGw)


Japanese are limpdick liberals on race compared to Koreans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:55 PM (SRKgf)

439 We're vaguely aware of that situation, Basement Cat.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 19, 2017 11:55 PM (mJ8mX)

440 The dog up and died. He up and died.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (IqV8l)


And after 20 years he still grieves.

Posted by: Whatever at August 19, 2017 11:55 PM (sXefu)

441 435 429 Re Whitney Houston: I still chuckle when I think about the autopsy results announcement, after she died.

"Well, nearby her body in the tub, we found cocaine on the floor, cocaine on the vanity, cocaine at the side of the tub, cocaine on the plumbing fixtures, cocaine by the toilet, cocaine in the sink, cocaine down the drain, cocaine on the walls, cocaine sticking to the ceiling, cocaine in her hair, cocaine under Ms. Houston's fingernails, and cocaine in the water in the tub. But we STILL don't know what killed her. Maybe it was Bigfoot??" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

The FBI did the autopsy?
Posted by: Insomniac



The cocaine received immunity.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 19, 2017 11:55 PM (B9t7n)

442 I refer to fat slobs as "people of size".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (Uctbh)


Would that make Morons "people of Valu-Rite"?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:55 PM (gwPgz)

443 Movie scenes that evoke a serious lump in throats and some moist eyes: the scene at the end of American Sniper when the funeral procession moved down the highway with people lining the highway and on overpasses with flags, signs, etc.

Posted by: RM at August 19, 2017 11:56 PM (eP+dt)

444 Famous bands from Long Beach:

- Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
- War
- Sublime

... quite a span of musical genres there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2017 11:56 PM (eMKNe)

445 Japanese are limpdick liberals on race compared to Koreans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And the Chi-Coms have the Koreans beat by a damn sight.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 19, 2017 11:56 PM (+ytNp)

446 440 The dog up and died. He up and died.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (IqV8l)

And after 20 years he still grieves.
Posted by: Whatever at August 19, 2017 11:55 PM (sXefu)

One of the saddest songs ever.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2017 11:56 PM (0mRoj)

447 We're vaguely aware of that situation

Which province are you in?

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 19, 2017 11:56 PM (3C9q2)

448 America is the least racist nation on earth.

Period.

Absolutely.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2017 11:57 PM (v3I5m)

449 Hey, what about me???

Posted by: Kim Jong-un at August 19, 2017 11:57 PM (IqV8l)

450 "And IIIII, ei ei ei, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

Posted by: Country Boy at August 19, 2017 11:49 PM (Z0uHT)

You're obviously not watching boxing.


Posted by: Whatever at August 19, 2017 11:50 PM (sXefu)

Nope. Wolf of Wall Street.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 19, 2017 11:57 PM (Z0uHT)

451 Movie scenes that evoke a serious lump in throats and some moist eyes: the scene at the end of American Sniper when the funeral procession moved down the highway with people lining the highway and on overpasses with flags, signs, etc.

Posted by: RM at August 19, 2017 11:56 PM (eP+dt)


"Taking Chance" did that as well!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:58 PM (gwPgz)

452 Country Boy: I like WOWS a lot.

Some really funny scenes in that movie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2017 11:58 PM (eMKNe)

453 Japanese are limpdick liberals on race compared to Koreans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:55 PM (SRKgf)


I saw a t-shirt in Osan with a mushroom cloud on the front. It said "Made in America, Tested in Japan".

Posted by: Whatever at August 19, 2017 11:58 PM (sXefu)

454 Japanese are limpdick liberals on race compared to Koreans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2017 11:55 PM (SRKgf)

========

I work for South Koreans. You are correct, Sir.

Posted by: GOULD at August 19, 2017 11:59 PM (lCt1V)

455 I mentioned last week that my nephew has enlisted in the Army, and will report to boot camp in September.



Today my brother announced that after a considerable amount of
prayer on the matter, he's decided to join the US Navy as a chaplain.
It's still a bit of a ways off as he's apparently got some hoops that he
needs to jump through first (presumably since chaplains occupy an
unusual position in the military structure). The most time consuming
part of it will apparently be a Masters Degree in Religious Studies,
which he will be obtaining from BYU. I'm not sure how long that will
take him.



Prior to this, he was working as an accountant toward his CPA.



Posted by: junior at August 19, 2017 10:12 PM



If your brother is a Christian and actually believes in his faith, he may want to give the Navy a miss. They are way further down the progressive rabbit hole than other branches and are, from what I hear, actively hostile towards believing Christians.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 19, 2017 11:59 PM (FTXAT)

456 America is the least racist nation on earth.

Period.

Absolutely.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2017 11:57 PM (v3I5m)


BUT, it's still all our fault!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:59 PM (gwPgz)

457 America is the least racist nation on earth.

Period.

Absolutely.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
________

With that, I would like to close our honest national discussion on race.

Next on the agenda is Littering. Which do you prefer: roadside or nearby lake?

Posted by: FireHorse at August 19, 2017 11:59 PM (zkGZ8)

458 I saw a t-shirt in Osan with a mushroom cloud on the front. It said "Made in America, Tested in Japan".
Posted by: Whatever

I loled. Must have been a Kekistani entrepreneur selling those shirts.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 20, 2017 12:00 AM (+ytNp)

459 teej, let's make it a goal. it would be great! it's possible, although it will take me months to save up and have a few days off. please keep me posted about where your gigs are?

does your band have a website?

Posted by: booknlass at August 20, 2017 12:00 AM (5O20Y)

460 I'm in Toronto, Basement Cat.
Some are coming in around Cornwall, Ontario too on the St Lawrence near the Quebec border (and the States, obviously) but most are going to Quebec.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2017 12:00 AM (mJ8mX)

461

Pro Publica

Also has joined with thw Houston Chronicle to seek out illegal immigrants deportation stories

Posted by: ThunderB at August 20, 2017 12:00 AM (OTErf)

462 @448

Disagree, I'd argue its one of the most racist nations on Earth....but not in the way most people consider "racism."

In other countries...France, UK, Spain....black people (mostly) don't act disenfranchised; they don't blame the enemy (whites). They just live their lives.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 12:00 AM (smD62)

463 Movie scenes that evoke a serious lump in throats and some moist eyes: the scene at the end of American Sniper when the funeral procession moved down the highway with people lining the highway and on overpasses with flags, signs, etc.
Posted by: RM at August 19, 2017 11:56 PM (eP+dt)


What? Not me. Never. Ever. Totally not getting misty just thinking about it. At. All.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2017 12:00 AM (v3I5m)

464 "Japanese are limpdick liberals on race compared to Koreans."

I once asked an upper-class, very well-educated Korean woman to explain their view of race to me. It's complicated, but I gather that they see nine distinct races among Korean people that I viewed simply as "Korean." I asked her to point out people passing by who were examples of these nine races or classes. They pretty much all just looked Korean to me.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 20, 2017 12:00 AM (398bZ)

465
Watching a military funeral is guaranteed to create blurred vision.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2017 12:01 AM (S/hVx)

466 Next on the agenda is Littering.

This is why all the kittehs on the Caturday pet thread and ONT are spayed/neutered.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 20, 2017 12:01 AM (3C9q2)

467 On the bright side I am working on correcting a minor error.
I wanted 7.62x39 ballistics in an AR-15 platform and went with .300 aac.
Now I have decided to switch over to 6.5 Grendel. Yes it requires a different bolt and magazines, but it is so worth it. Had I known about 6.5G in the first place...
Capable out to 600 yards and not dependant on bullet fragmentation to do it's job (unlike the 5.56).
I will say that if I could get my hands on a few thousand rounds of the new M855a1 ammo I would wet myself with joy.
I have seen videos of it punching thru level III+ body armor! It's a nasty little bugger.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 12:01 AM (hVdx9)

468 Which do you prefer: roadside or nearby lake?

*flies into a rage*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 12:01 AM (z7sUD)

469 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 20, 2017 12:02 AM (IcT7t)

470 I've seen Whoopie Goldberg go on a few rants about not wanting to be called African American b/c she is not from Africa. She is black. And an American. She felt really strongly about it. Black. I'm black!

It's been years since I've seen her on TV, so don't know if she's changed her mind. Land minds everywhere.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 19, 2017 11:49 PM (Ww1tL)


She's using the "Woman of Color" thing now, IIRC.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 20, 2017 12:02 AM (1JnAL)

471 Can't sleep due to the massive thunderstorm outside. Sup, Morons?

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2017 12:03 AM (XKZwp)

472 So my husband is going to a football game and he said its cool if I go to the Mother of all Rallies!
So yeah, I'm going

Posted by: lousagirl at August 20, 2017 12:03 AM (9plvG)

473 Lurker most of the time but I have a question for the morons and ettes on Gab, have you been able to log on? For the past 4 hours I've gotten a 500 error message. Kinda disturbing to me. Is it my phone or a bigger problem? Thank you for responding!

Posted by: Lee at August 20, 2017 12:03 AM (l+sNU)

474
We're the hottest womyns of color, bar none.

Posted by: Orion Slave Girls at August 20, 2017 12:03 AM (8O3HH)

475 The eclipse is causing thunderstorms now?!? When will this madness end!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:03 AM (eMKNe)

476 I knew a man Joe Biden and he'd dance for you.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always sings... at August 20, 2017 12:04 AM (Tyii7)

477 Now I have decided to switch over to 6.5 Grendel. Yes it requires a different bolt and magazines, but it is so worth it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda



Too late. You're not hip and current unless you shoot 6.5 Creedmoor 142 grain.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 20, 2017 12:04 AM (B9t7n)

478 I work for South Koreans. You are correct, Sir.

And how! As Ace has noted before, all of their complaints are bullshit. Their feel is what's important. Your arguments or facts just don't evoke the correct (and therefore 'true') feeling.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2017 12:04 AM (OBJWS)

479 Ezra Levant has steered Rebel Media into a shit-whirlpool.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLA7cri-zN8

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 20, 2017 12:04 AM (6FqZa)

480 I work for South Koreans. You are correct, Sir.

Posted by: GOULD at August 19, 2017 11:59 PM (lCt1V)


I worked with a brilliant South Korean guy born in Seoul but who had been in the US for years. In 2005 he went back to Korea to marry a Korean girl in an arranged marriage. Did not want to flout the customs and take a chance on a non-pure-Korean wife!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 20, 2017 12:04 AM (gwPgz)

481 We're the hottest womyns of color, bar none.
===

Women of Calor, you might say.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 20, 2017 12:04 AM (10LGw)

482 I saw Orion Slave Girls open for Berlin in '82.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:04 AM (eMKNe)

483 Oh, FFS.

Now MLB umpires are protesting because some players hurt their widdle feelings by criticizing them.

http://tinyurl.com/ybt73qzh

There's no crying in baseball!!! Assholes.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 20, 2017 12:04 AM (OURe4)

484 Taking Chance" did that as well!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 19, 2017 11:58 PM (gwPgz)

I am beginning to think that it would be a shorter list of movies that DO NOT bring a tear to the eye.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2017 12:05 AM (v3I5m)

485 Speaking of women...one of my fav songs. Y'all just triggered me.

I'm a Bitch
Meredith Brooks

http://tinyurl.com/ya8y9hq8

Posted by: Ain't Sayin' at August 20, 2017 12:05 AM (Ww1tL)

486 If by crying you mean cursing to shame a sailor and throwing a bottled of Gray Goose through a 4K flatscreen, yes.
Posted by: josephistan at August 19, 2017 10:37 PM (ANIFC)


see, when that sort of rumor comes from multiple, isolated sources, I tend to think it has a whiff of veracity.

pleaseopleaseoplease may someone have had a bodycam on.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 12:05 AM (mkDpn)

487 The eclipse is causing thunderstorms now?!? When will this madness end!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve

Al Gore just said that climate change is causing a 60% increase in solar eclipses.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 20, 2017 12:05 AM (+ytNp)

488 >>>We're the hottest womyns of color, bar none.

===



Women of Calor, you might say.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 20, 2017 12:04 AM (10LGw)<<<

We're waaay hotter than the Women of Caldor!

Posted by: Women of Walmart at August 20, 2017 12:06 AM (OURe4)

489 We're the hottest womyns of color, bar none.

Posted by: Orion Slave Girls at August 20, 2017 12:03 AM (8O3HH)


Yes they are. I blame channel 5 showing Star Trek reruns after school when I was a kid.

Posted by: Whatever at August 20, 2017 12:06 AM (sXefu)

490 I work for South Koreans. You are correct, Sir.
Posted by: GOULD at August 19, 2017 11:59 PM (lCt1V)



In my experience, Chinese, Japanese, and Koreans look down on whites.

Their views on our African friends doesn't bear repeating.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2017 12:06 AM (SRKgf)

491 Prince Ludwig, I wouldn't worry. Al Gore also says climate change is causing him to have 60% fewer erections at massage parlors across the USA.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:06 AM (eMKNe)

492 Freud: yeah, Korea had a rigid caste system until being conquered by the Japanese, who simply settled into the top caste. You might even have heard of the baekjeong.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 20, 2017 12:06 AM (6FqZa)

493 Neighbor has 2 giant white Great Pyrenees. Is that racist?

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 12:07 AM (zoSd2)

494 I believe that the issues confronting us cross party lines. If we lose freedom here, there's no place to escape to. This is the last stand on earth.
And this idea that government is beholden to the people, that it has no other source of power except the sovereign people, is still the newest and the most unique idea in all the long history of man's relation to man.

This is the issue: whether we believe in our capacity for self-government or whether we abandon the American revolution and confess that a little intellectual elite in a far-distant capitol can plan our lives for us better than we can plan them ourselves.

You and I are told increasingly we have to choose between a left or right. Well I'd like to suggest there is no such thing as a left or right. There's only an up or down: Up to man's age-old dream, the ultimate in individual freedom consistent with law and order, or down to the ant heap of totalitarianism. And regardless of their sincerity, their humanitarian motives, those who would trade our freedom for security have embarked on this downward course.

Winston Churchill said, "The destiny of man is not measured by material computations. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn we're spirits -- not animals." And he said, "There's something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty."

You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We'll preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we'll sentence them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness.
You and I have the ability and the dignity and the right to make our own decisions and determine our own destiny.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 20, 2017 12:07 AM (Ndje9)

495 Their views on our African friends doesn't bear repeating.

You should hear Persians. Wow...

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2017 12:07 AM (OBJWS)

496 Lurker most of the time but I have a question for the morons and ettes on Gab, have you been able to log on? For the past 4 hours I've gotten a 500 error message. Kinda disturbing to me. Is it my phone or a bigger problem? Thank you for responding!

Posted by: Lee at August 20, 2017 12:03 AM (l+sNU)


I think there is far too much free speech on gab and I fear that the forces of righteous goodness and social justice are taking care of that for us!

FWIW, i could not get beyond a 500 error!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 20, 2017 12:07 AM (gwPgz)

497 The Private Ryan Chaplain driveway scene was copied from The Fighting Sullivans. When the mother asks "which one?" she is told all of them. Gets me every time.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 20, 2017 12:08 AM (h7sWp)

498 Lurker most of the time but I have a question for
the morons and ettes on Gab, have you been able to log on? For the past 4
hours I've gotten a 500 error message. Kinda disturbing to me. Is it my
phone or a bigger problem? Thank you for responding!

Posted by: Lee at August 20, 2017 12:03 AM (l+sNU)

Google has moved to de-platform GAB because the have labeled it a hate site. They banned the GAB app from google play 2 days ago but I am getting the same error on my laptop.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 20, 2017 12:08 AM (FTXAT)

499 Now MLB umpires are protesting because some players hurt their widdle feelings by criticizing them.

Guild loyalty is one thing, but Angel Hernandez is a terrible ump.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 12:08 AM (q2ydF)

500

Am I blue
Am I blue
Ain't these tears, in these eyes telling you

Posted by: Smurfette at August 20, 2017 12:08 AM (IqV8l)

501 Chinese, Japanese, and Koreans look down on whites

Youtube vids teach me that we're below those Asians, but above Malays and (worst of all) Indonesians. Probably about equal with Viets.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 20, 2017 12:08 AM (6FqZa)

502 the 2 most touching movies in my life were Stella Dallas and Imitation of Life

but I'm a woman, and YMMV

Posted by: booknlass at August 20, 2017 12:08 AM (5O20Y)

503
I knew a man Joe Biden and he'd dance for you.


Posted by: That deplorable guy who always sings... at August 20, 2017 12:04 AM (Tyii7)

With silver hair, a ragged shirt, and baggy pants, he'd eat some glue.

Posted by: Whatever at August 20, 2017 12:09 AM (sXefu)

504 441 435 429 Re Whitney Houston: I still chuckle when I think about the autopsy results announcement, after she died.

"Well, nearby her body in the tub, we found cocaine on the floor, cocaine on the vanity, cocaine at the side of the tub, cocaine on the plumbing fixtures, cocaine by the toilet, cocaine in the sink, cocaine down the drain, cocaine on the walls, cocaine sticking to the ceiling, cocaine in her hair, cocaine under Ms. Houston's fingernails, and cocaine in the water in the tub. But we STILL don't know what killed her. Maybe it was Bigfoot??" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)

The FBI did the autopsy?
Posted by: Insomniac


The cocaine received immunity.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 19, 2017 11:55 PM (B9t7n)


I dindunuffin.

Posted by: Cocaine at August 20, 2017 12:09 AM (1JnAL)

505 This is the last stand on earth.

Interestingly, I think, this is also the first stand.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2017 12:09 AM (OBJWS)

506 In my experience, Chinese, Japanese, and Koreans look down on whites.

Their views on our African friends doesn't bear repeating.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The Chinese/Japanese/Koreans think that whites are lazy, fat and stupid. The things they think about blacks and hispanics would have a Klansman saying "C'mon, there are a few good ones".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 20, 2017 12:09 AM (+ytNp)

507 Mr. Joe Biden. Mr. Joe Biden. Prance.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always sings... at August 20, 2017 12:10 AM (Tyii7)

508
If I remember an Enterprise episode correctly, it turned out the Orion Slave Girls weren't the slaves at all, but the masters. They really ran the show, their powerful pheromones making men putty in their hands.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 12:10 AM (8O3HH)

509 After 20 years he still grieves.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 20, 2017 12:10 AM (w7U7L)

510 This is the last stand on earth.

Interestingly, I think, this is also the first stand.
i
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2017 12:09 AM (OBJWS)


I think this is the only stand!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 20, 2017 12:11 AM (gwPgz)

511
Neighbor has 2 giant white Great Pyrenees. Is that racist?
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 12:07 AM


Do they have Chihuahuas on their backs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2017 12:11 AM (IqV8l)

512 In my experience, Chinese, Japanese, and Koreans look down on whites.

Their views on our African friends doesn't bear repeating.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2017 12:06 AM (SRKgf)

========

They most certainly do. They are raised to believe they are the superior lineage, as they are much less interracial in their histories. To them, we are all mutts while they are purebreds.

DNA testing would shock them into oblivion, because everyone on the planet has at least some commonality in their history.

Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 12:13 AM (lCt1V)

513 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2017 12:11 AM (IqV8l)

Daughter H had her GP dyed black just to be safe!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 20, 2017 12:13 AM (gwPgz)

514
Yvonne Craig (Batgirl, the one and only) played an Orion Slave Girl in a TOS episode.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 12:13 AM (8O3HH)

515 hey really ran the show, their powerful pheromones making men putty in their hands.




Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 12:10 AM (8O3HH)


Word.

Posted by: Harry Mudd at August 20, 2017 12:14 AM (sXefu)

516 I thought baekjeong was a tile game that old Jewish women play?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2017 12:14 AM (mJ8mX)

517 Watching "Stranded in Space," which is "Marooned." Mystery Science Theater 3000. Weird to see a bad movie featuring Gregory Peck and Gene Hackman. and yet, still funny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2017 12:15 AM (v3I5m)

518 507 Mr. Joe Biden. Mr. Joe Biden. Prance.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always sings...

i literally laughed out loud.

Posted by: booknlass at August 20, 2017 12:15 AM (5O20Y)

519 *Al Gore just said that climate change is causing a 60% increase in solar eclipses.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 20, 2017 12:05 AM (+ytNp)*

I rate this comment as 100% believable.

And +1 LOL.

Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2017 12:15 AM (jxv7F)

520 Lurker most of the time but I have a question for the morons and ettes on Gab, have you been able to log on? For the past 4 hours I've gotten a 500 error message. Kinda disturbing to me. Is it my phone or a bigger problem? Thank you for responding!

Posted by: Lee at August 20, 2017 12:03 AM (l+sNU)


Google has kicked Gab off Android for "hate speech." I did find the following Twitter tweet about Google's move-- hope it helps:

http://tinyurl.com/ycra5gy8

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 20, 2017 12:15 AM (3C9q2)

521 Word.
Posted by: Harry Mudd

HARCOOOOOOOURT! What are you up to, you louse!?

Posted by: Stella Mudd at August 20, 2017 12:16 AM (+ytNp)

522 The Chinese/Japanese/Koreans think that whites are lazy, fat and stupid. The things they think about blacks and hispanics would have a Klansman saying "C'mon, there are a few good ones".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 20, 2017 12:09 AM (+ytNp)


Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2017 12:16 AM (SRKgf)

523 Neighbor has 2 giant white Great Pyrenees. Is that racist?
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 12:07 AM

I have a neighbor with a GP and the big dog comes over and hangs with me in the yard all the time. Love the sweet big guy and he chases away coyotes and bad dogs. However my outdoor cat is very very nervous around him and never gets close and yet one night coming home late, it was about 35F and I saw the outdoor cat curled up underneath the GP until I got to the door. I feel so used.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 20, 2017 12:16 AM (B9t7n)

524 Where I work there are labs like mine in China. Don't know if they think I'm lazy but could care less. The CYA I get from them when asking questions and the number of times they have tried to throw me under the bus for their mistakes. Makes our current interactions chilly.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 12:17 AM (zoSd2)

525 I thought baekjeong was a tile game that old Jewish women play?


Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2017 12:14 AM (mJ8mX)


Then what the hell did I just eat?

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at August 20, 2017 12:17 AM (sXefu)

526 Yvonne Craig (Batgirl, the one and only) played an Orion Slave Girl in a TOS episode.

Holy smokes, just found out that Keye Luke (Charlie Chan's Number One Son) was also in that episode.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 12:18 AM (Uctbh)

527 Now I have decided to switch over to 6.5 Grendel. Yes it requires a different bolt and magazines, but it is so worth it.



Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda







Too late. You're not hip and current unless you shoot 6.5 Creedmoor 142 grain.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something
****

It's hip to be square. Besides, the 6.5 Creedmore doesn't fit in the standard AR-15 platform. You have to go to AR-10 and all the headaches that entails.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 12:18 AM (hVdx9)

528 429 Re Whitney Houston: I still chuckle when I think about the autopsy results announcement, after she died.

"Well, nearby her body in the tub, we found cocaine on the floor, cocaine on the vanity, cocaine at the side of the tub, cocaine on the plumbing fixtures, cocaine by the toilet, cocaine in the sink, cocaine down the drain, cocaine on the walls, cocaine sticking to the ceiling, cocaine in her hair, cocaine under Ms. Houston's fingernails, and cocaine in the water in the tub. But we STILL don't know what killed her. Maybe it was Bigfoot??" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2017 11:53 PM (eMKNe)


Wut? No cocaine up her ass? So ... cause of death indeterminate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2017 12:18 AM (SRKgf)

529 Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 20, 2017 12:16 AM (B9t7n)

A GP will protect anything it deems to be within ins sphere of responsibility. Apparently you and your cat have been included, which speaks well of you and your cat!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 20, 2017 12:18 AM (gwPgz)

530 A goal it is then.

A website?
Us?
Ha ha, you funny.
Gary was joking around tonight about us not even having a name.
One place we play calls us the foggy vision boys. Steve's daughter's idea. Also go by The Gary such 'n' such Trio.

I'll try to keep you posted through here. Will start booking next years gigs in January. Probably book four April through October gigs at our favorite winery then.

There's a few folks around here have my email addy.
Might be able to get to me through True North's website.
www.true-northmusic.com
Check em out. Their front man is our trio's front man and I've played with them a few times.

I gotta turn in.
The fan feels good.
Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at August 20, 2017 12:19 AM (WgTfj)

531 The Chinese/Japanese/Koreans think that whites are lazy, fat and stupid. The things they think about blacks and hispanics would have a Klansman saying "C'mon, there are a few good ones".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 20, 2017 12:09 AM (+ytNp)

As I've put it, they think the opening scenes of "2001" were filmed on location in Compton, with locally recruited extras.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 20, 2017 12:20 AM (SRKgf)

532
There's a lot of truth to that Orion Slave Girl concept. If some hottie would be my little sex slave, little fornication doll submitting to all my debauched desires, I would become her slave, not the other way around.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 12:20 AM (8O3HH)

533 goodnight, teej. sleep cool.

Posted by: booknlass at August 20, 2017 12:23 AM (5O20Y)

534 There's a sheep pasture down the road from my house that once had a Pyr. I was taking a walk past it one day and that dog made it clear I was to keep moving.

Her Majesty once had a rescue Komondor that gently separated HM's young daughter from her play friends.

Working dogs: big, smart, strong, courageous.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 12:23 AM (cSPtn)

535 My 9 y.o. granddaughter made cinnamon rolls in my grandma's old biscuit bowl. That pleases me and now we eat the results.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 19, 2017 10:55

Sounds good, loved my Grandma's cinnamon rolls, they rocked.

Took a nap and just woke up, what's shaking folks?

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2017 12:23 AM (yJ1e6)

536 "I have a neighbor with a GP and the big dog comes over and hangs with me
in the yard all the time. Love the sweet big guy and he chases away
coyotes and bad dogs."

These 2 are sweeties too. Biggest risk around them is the slobber and aggressive nuzzling since they are crotch high to get petted.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 12:24 AM (zoSd2)

537 I want the Horde to do me a favor.

Next time I complain about being lonely and wishing I had a good woman in my life...you have the permission to give the virtual bitch-slap.

All of the good ones ARE taken, at least around here.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:24 AM (rJUlF)

538 what happened, CW?

Posted by: booknlass at August 20, 2017 12:25 AM (5O20Y)

539 Captain Whitebread and Insomniac, did you guys see the ad I wrote for "Lonely ManWich"? ;-)

(I posted it yesterday and the day before, but no response.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:25 AM (eMKNe)

540 The latest tweet from Gab concerning the 500 error:

"Getting downtime reports, hang tight looking into it now. Doesn't appear to be an attack. Likely need to boost servers due to traffic."

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:26 AM (rJUlF)

541 Working dogs: big, smart, strong, courageous.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 12:23 AM (cSPtn)


Unfortunately, I have terriers. They just dig holes in my yard.

Posted by: Whatever at August 20, 2017 12:26 AM (sXefu)

542 I would become her slave, not the other way around.

But I still get to keep the title 'Master'. What's not to love?

Posted by: Capt. Tony Nelson at August 20, 2017 12:27 AM (pszv/)

543
Captain Whitebread and Insomniac, did you guys see the ad I wrote for "Lonely ManWich"?

Mmmmmmmm, manwich.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 20, 2017 12:27 AM (IqV8l)

544 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 12:20 AM (8O3HH)

Or, as Thor calls it, marriage.

Posted by: Lady Mary Bankes and her daughters at August 20, 2017 12:28 AM (36PpC)

545 As I've put it, they think the opening scenes of "2001" were filmed on location in Compton, with locally recruited extras.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm going to hell for loling, right?

Posted by: Stella Mudd at August 20, 2017 12:28 AM (+ytNp)

546 Unfortunately, I have terriers. They just dig holes in my yard.


Posted by: Whatever at August 20, 2017 12:26 AM (sXefu)

You don't have a rat problem though do you?

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 12:28 AM (zoSd2)

547 RE: Monterey Jack

Good substitute for "part skim low moisture" mozzarella, that shit does not belong on pizza. Fresh mozz is pretty pricey stuff, but really good.

M. Jack cheese is ok for snacking and omelets. Good stuff.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 12:28 AM (RwXje)

548 529 Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 20, 2017 12:16 AM (B9t7n)

A GP will protect anything it deems to be within ins sphere of responsibility. Apparently you and your cat have been included, which speaks well of you and your cat!
Posted by: Hrothgar


I've just recently figured that out. I had never known one before and did not realize they were herd protectors. Yeah, he definitely considers me and mine part of his herd and I encourage it now. They are on my short list should I get a dog. The only downside is they paw you when they want attention and this guy spends a lot of time in the lake I live on. If I am working on the jeep or the house he will sometimes sneak up behind me and paw me to say hello so I get a lot of mud on my jeans. Great dogs.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 20, 2017 12:29 AM (B9t7n)

549 It's hip to be square. Besides, the 6.5 Creedmore
doesn't fit in the standard AR-15 platform. You have to go to AR-10 and
all the headaches that entails.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 12:18 AM (hVdx9)


There is some talk that the US Army has decided after 50 years that bad guys shot with 5.56 don't stay shot well, and they are looking for an intermediate round that will keep people shot while they look at possibilities, and and a permanent replacement.

There is talk of going to .308, and settling on something like the 6.5 Creedmore

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 12:29 AM (mkDpn)

550 Or, as Thor calls it, marriage.
Posted by: Lady Mary Bankes and her daughters at August 20, 2017 12:28 AM (36PpC)

=======

Little bit of sock failure there?

Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 12:29 AM (lCt1V)

551 >>>Captain Whitebread and Insomniac, did you guys see the ad I wrote for "Lonely ManWich"?



Mmmmmmmm, manwich.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 20, 2017 12:27 AM (IqV8l)<<<

Mmmmmmmm, manwich.

Posted by: SCOAMF, Reggie Love, and Larry Sinclair at August 20, 2017 12:30 AM (OURe4)

552 "I had set my Safari browser to use Duckduckgo for searches. I've made a point of not setting it for Google. I don't do searches often. I did
one the other day and Google came up. I looked at my preferences and it was set for Google. Made me paranoid."

Apple's arrogant assholery with ignoring or overwriting user preferences when pushing software updates is of galactic proportions.

There were a few Apple machines around my bailiwick -- over my strenuous objections -- which kept ruining everything with Apple's idiotic "Bonjour" protocol.

I spent a metric buttload of time fixing those problems and turning off Bonjour on every piece of iCrap within reach, only to have it all silently turned back on again the next time that Cupertino ran an update cycle.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 20, 2017 12:30 AM (ujwCG)

553 Okay, don't eat that Monterey Jack cheese. It should not smell.

Insomniac & CW - what about internet dating? Seems to be the thing. And aren't there more girls than guys on it? Not Tinder...but the other ones.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 12:30 AM (Ww1tL)

554
I'm trying to remember something. A quick Google can't find it, but I remember something about a "wardrobe malfunction" during a TOS episode.

I think it was with Mudd's women. Or it may have been something else. Anyway, the actress' boobs popped out, right in front of The Shat, Nimoy, and Bones. Footage of them grinning made it in the final cut, but poor Nimoy, of course, had to stifle it, but Shatner and Kelly didn't have to worry and they were grinning from ear to ear.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 12:31 AM (8O3HH)

555 You don't have a rat problem though do you?


Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 12:28 AM (zoSd2)


Nope. And the chipmunk scourge was eradicated as well.

Posted by: Whatever at August 20, 2017 12:31 AM (sXefu)

556 Okay, I'll post it again:

* * * * *

Hey single guys! Are you desperate for a date? Are you also desperately hungry??

Well have we got news for you! To recognize the growing number of American men who are completely and utterly clueless with women, ConAgra brings you our newest dinner design:

*Lonely ManWich*

Yes, Lonely ManWich is the easy-to-make sloppy joe dinner for today's hopelessly undateable male. It's not only got all the nutrition a woman could give you if there were one on earth who was interested, but it's also specially formulated to taste best with the extra-inexpensive, extra-fatty ground beef that's priced so low, it's the only kind most older single men can afford!

Plus Lonely ManWich comes in all these great flavors:

- Socially Awkward Szechwan
- Creepy Dude Carolina BBQ
- Mangled Pride Mexican
- Cheap Bastard Chipotle

And Lonely ManWich is extra-easy to make. Just brown that pound of fatty ground round, stir in the sauce, and serve on no-name day-old hamburger buns.

Serving suggestions: pair your Lonely ManWich with Fritos, ramen noodles, or even just your own tears! Also goes great with deeply discounted lines of tequila and whiskey.

Lonely Manwich: Add some sadness to that sandwich!

- Posted by: ConAgra Marketing Department

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:31 AM (eMKNe)

557 I sent "A" a ticket to the play I'm in the weekend and invited her to see it. She said she'd be in the audience Friday. She wasn't. So I called to tell her that I missed seeing her. That call went straight to voice mail. No response to a text this morning also saying I missed her and hoped she might see the play tonight or tomorrow.

Thanks to Facebook, I've discovered she's been away all weekend, attended a concert in another part of the state tonight, and will be there until after the final performance of the play is over tomorrow.

Is it asking too much to at least tell me she couldn't come?





Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:31 AM (rJUlF)

558 Off harridan sock.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 20, 2017 12:31 AM (+ytNp)

559 Okay, so kindly excuse my ignorance, but can we (freedom lovers) make another internet?

Because there's no doubt they're coming after all the Conservative websites and other social media.

What is the internet actually...I dunno...made of, for lack of a better way to put it?

Posted by: Lady Mary Bankes and her daughters at August 20, 2017 12:32 AM (36PpC)

560 I want the Horde to do me a favor.

Next time I complain about being lonely and wishing I had a good woman in my life...you have the permission to give the virtual bitch-slap.

All of the good ones ARE taken, at least around here.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:24 AM

Sorry, CW...

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 12:32 AM (q1+kD)

561 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

https://youtu.be/NoAzpa1x7jU

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2017 12:32 AM (rnAwa)

562 nsomniac & CW - what about internet dating? Seems to be the thing. And aren't there more girls than guys on it? Not Tinder...but the other ones.

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There's always Craigslist if you're just looking for a rental.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2017 12:32 AM (c8EhQ)

563 My parents are gone, but using a fry pan or mixing bowl they owned as silly as it might sound is kinda cool. Course along with that I have boxes of stuff A. Nobody wants. B. I can't bring myself throw it away either. Yeesh.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 12:32 AM (RwXje)

564 "Japanese are limpdick liberals on race compared to Koreans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



And the Chi-Coms have the Koreans beat by a damn sight.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable"

And they hate each other most greatly.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 20, 2017 12:33 AM (w+Jhj)

565 Always talk of getting a bigger cartridge but won't happen cuz it might hurt a trannie's shoulder

Posted by: MAxIE at August 20, 2017 12:33 AM (9TR2V)

566 Lonely Manwich: Add some sadness to that sandwich!

I'll buy a case.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:33 AM (rJUlF)

567 Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 12:29 AM (lCt1V)


AAAACKKK!! LOL! And thank you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 12:33 AM (36PpC)

568 Posted by: qdpsteve

I can haz Lonely Manwich with cheep beer?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 20, 2017 12:33 AM (+ytNp)

569 Cicero,

E-Harmony says they can't find a match for me. E-frellin'-Harmony.

Think I just might OD on Lonely Man-Wich...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:34 AM (rJUlF)

570 There is some talk that the US Army has decided
after 50 years that bad guys shot with 5.56 don't stay shot well, and
they are looking for an intermediate round that will keep people shot
while they look at possibilities, and and a permanent replacement.

There is talk of going to .308, and settling on something like the 6.5 Creedmore


Posted by: Kindltot
****

Heard that too. I think they would be better off with 6.5 Grendel and supplying some guys with 6.5 Creedmore.
6.5 Grendel is good beyond 600, but IMHO you'd need a 20 inch barrel to do that.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 12:34 AM (hVdx9)

571 Prince Ludwig: per my press release, Lonely ManWich goes *especially* good with cheap booze. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:34 AM (eMKNe)

572 The last time I cried at a movie was the time I saw the ticket prices.

Subotai: He is Conan, Cimmerian, he won't cry, so I cry for him.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 20, 2017 12:35 AM (8Cz4t)

573 Lonely Manwich: Add some sadness to that sandwich!

- Posted by: ConAgra Marketing Department
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:31 AM (eMKNe)

Deee-licious.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:35 AM (0mRoj)

574

Maj. JR Tony Nelson had to be gay or just, I don't know. I still get sort of disgusted with him watching the reruns.

You've got Barbara Eden, Barbara Effin' Eden in her Effin' prime calling you "Master", and you don't do nuttin'.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 12:35 AM (8O3HH)

575 I get a lot of mud on my jeans.
That's why pants are optional at the HQ.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2017 12:36 AM (mJ8mX)

576 I sent "A" a ticket to the play I'm in the weekend and invited her to see it. She said she'd be in the audience Friday. She wasn't. So I called to tell her that I missed seeing her. That call went straight to voice mail. No response to a text this morning also saying I missed her and hoped she might see the play tonight or tomorrow.

Thanks to Facebook, I've discovered she's been away all weekend, attended a concert in another part of the state tonight, and will be there until after the final performance of the play is over tomorrow.

Is it asking too much to at least tell me she couldn't come?


Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:31 AM

Ugh... I'm with you, that certainly isn't too much to ask for.

*buys CW a round or three*

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 12:36 AM (q1+kD)

577 Nope. And the chipmunk scourge was eradicated as well.


Posted by: Whatever at August 20, 2017 12:31 AM (sXefu)
My dad needs a terrier. His Fing yard is riddled with chipmunks, rabbits and squirrels. All digging holes under shit or getting into attics.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 12:36 AM (zoSd2)

578 569 Cicero,

E-Harmony says they can't find a match for me. E-frellin'-Harmony.

Think I just might OD on Lonely Man-Wich...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:34 AM (rJUlF)

I doubt E-Harmony could match me either.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:36 AM (0mRoj)

579 Insomniac, thought you'd find it tasty ;-)

I do too...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:36 AM (eMKNe)

580 E-Harmony says they can't find a match for me. E-frellin'-Harmony.

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Have you looked into Vietnamese mail order brides? Attractive, submissive, and lifetime fee mani-pedis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2017 12:36 AM (c8EhQ)

581 Free, not fee. Frickin iPad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2017 12:37 AM (c8EhQ)

582 There's always Craigslist if you're just looking for a rental.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2017 12:32 AM (c8EhQ)

Too broke.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:37 AM (0mRoj)

583 I put the hypothesis to Her Majesty (who grew up in the Far East) that while Asians don't like Americans, they hate the Japanese. She added that Australians considered theirs a white man's country.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 12:37 AM (q2ydF)

584 Have you looked into Vietnamese mail order brides? Attractive, submissive, and lifetime fee mani-pedis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2017 12:36 AM (c8EhQ)

Cucumbah watah foah customah only!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:37 AM (0mRoj)

585 I LOVE Craigslist guys!!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 20, 2017 12:38 AM (eMKNe)

586 "There is some talk that the US Army has decided after 50 years that bad guys shot with 5.56 don't stay shot well"

Also, in Trashcanistan, at the typically very long engagement ranges there, the poodle shooter was just out of gas.

The Red Army learned that hard tactical lesson first with their own issue long arms while fighting in the Afghan mountains in the 1980s, and they studied the shit out of the problem, and they wrote detailed internal monographs on it, and then the U.S. Army came to Russia during the 1990s thaw and translated all of that material and put it on the shelves of the Fort Leavenworth library and then... no one paid a lick of attention to it.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 20, 2017 12:38 AM (ujwCG)

587 569 E-Harmony says they can't find a match for me. E-frellin'-Harmony.



Think I just might OD on Lonely Man-Wich...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread


Did you mention in your profile your 12 inch dick? And that you can lick your own eyebrows?

This is known as upselling.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 20, 2017 12:38 AM (8Cz4t)

588 Thanks to Facebook, I've discovered she's been away all weekend, attended a concert in another part of the state tonight, and will be there until after the final performance of the play is over tomorrow.

Is it asking too much to at least tell me she couldn't come?





Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:31 AM (rJUlF)

Bitches, man. Bitches.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:38 AM (0mRoj)

589 467 On the bright side I am working on correcting a minor error. I wanted 7.62x39 ballistics in an AR-15 platform and went with .300 aac.

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Well that was dumb! Why not simply buy an AR-15 upper (or complete rifle) in 7.62x39?

Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid at August 20, 2017 12:39 AM (v9gSJ)

590 559 Okay, so kindly excuse my ignorance, but can we (freedom lovers) make another internet? Because there's no doubt they're coming after all the Conservative websites and other social media.
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There's no way around it. The computers have identified everyone, catalogued and profiled and the rest of it. There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube.

Hell - remember the OPM "hack"? It wasn't a hack. They outsourced the management to a foreign government every single federal employee, past and present going back I don't know how long. Including the military. And gave the administrators access to root. What that means, is not only could they acess all of the data - names, address, next of kin, and all of their background investigation data - the administrators could change or add data without anyone being the wiser.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 12:39 AM (RwXje)

591 557 I sent "A" a ticket to the play I'm in the weekend and invited her to see it. She said she'd be in the audience Friday. She wasn't. So I called to tell her that I missed seeing her. That call went straight to voice mail. No response to a text this morning also saying I missed her and hoped she might see the play tonight or tomorrow.

Thanks to Facebook, I've discovered she's been away all weekend, attended a concert in another part of the state tonight, and will be there until after the final performance of the play is over tomorrow.

Is it asking too much to at least tell me she couldn't come?


Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:31 AM

Sorry CW. She gives women a bad name. She is in the wrong on so many levels. Don't call her again. And if she calls you blow her off. Not worth it. And no, not all girls are like this.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 12:40 AM (Ww1tL)

592 Is it asking too much to at least tell me she couldn't come?

*insincerely* "I didn't want to hurt your feelings."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 12:41 AM (q2ydF)

593 TKA, I have a reprint of what the US Army did for testing to go to the 45 ACP, and that was 117 years ago. I'm sure whatever happens is going to take far too much time.

The Creedmore is supposed to be a good round out to 600 and mild enough kick for a friend of a friend who gave up shooting long range because of a messed up shoulder to get back to shooting again.
I don't know anything about the Grendel.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 12:41 AM (mkDpn)

594

Hello ladies. I enjoy moonlight drives in my van. Turn-ons include- Nightvision goggles, basement wells, lotion. Turn-offs are- Great big fat persons, non compliance, The Law.

Posted by: otho at August 20, 2017 12:41 AM (qGuLD)

595 *And Lonely ManWich is extra-easy to make. Just brown that pound of fatty ground round, stir in the sauce, and serve on no-name day-old hamburger buns.

Serving suggestions: pair your Lonely ManWich with Fritos, ramen noodles, or even just your own tears!*
Hahahaha, lol.

*Also goes great with deeply discounted lines of tequila and whiskey.*

Wait.

That is not funny.

Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2017 12:41 AM (jxv7F)

596 My dad needs a terrier. His Fing yard is riddled
with chipmunks, rabbits and squirrels. All digging holes under shit or
getting into attics.


Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 12:36 AM (zoSd2)


They'll get it done. in our back yard we have no chipmunks, rabbits, squirrels, or grass.

Posted by: Whatever at August 20, 2017 12:42 AM (sXefu)

597 CW, that *is* bad.

If she calls back, I would want to make an extra-lame excuse not to see her. "I'm sorry, that's the night I have to wash my socks."

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:42 AM (eMKNe)

598 *Also goes great with deeply discounted lines of tequila and whiskey.*

Wait.

That is not funny.
Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2017 12:41 AM (jxv7F)

It's a bit on the nose for sure, but darkly humorous.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:42 AM (0mRoj)

599 You'd be gang tackled by the TSA if you forgot and wore that through the airport.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 19, 2017 10:08 PM (w+Jhj)

2.4 mm, slightly less than half the diameter of a .22 bullet, but probably 1/10 of the mass.

You could put an eye out with that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 12:42 AM (2le8w)

600 Maybe the Army could get a deal on some of the CMP rifles, Springfields would be a good choice.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 12:42 AM (RwXje)

601 Have you looked into Vietnamese mail order brides? Attractive, submissive, and lifetime fee mani-pedis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

I'm leaning towards a Russian mail order bride: blonde, big tits and hack servers on behalf of the God-Emperor. What more could you want?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 20, 2017 12:43 AM (+ytNp)

602 Insomniac, CW and tbodie, wish you guys were out here in SoCal. We could shoot an actual commercial to post to YouTube. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:43 AM (eMKNe)

603
Have you looked into Vietnamese mail order brides? Attractive, submissive, and lifetime fee mani-pedis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2017 12:36 AM (c8EhQ)


With a side-order of durian and fish sauce, with peppers in the scoville range of "holy-freakin'-gwoaaagh"

Choose wisely young man.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 12:43 AM (mkDpn)

604 You know, this is a great ONT, but it is a little short on culture. How about some John Donne?

https://youtu.be/nu9A_ad3QjY

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at August 19, 2017 10:15 PM (RkYsP)

If I wanted culture, I'd go to the biology lab.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 12:44 AM (2le8w)

605 I've said it before, but it bears repeating:

Too many of those mail-order brides arrive with "extra equipment," if you know what I mean.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:44 AM (eMKNe)

606 Cowboy Bebop distilled

https://youtu.be/ZM32Xn6YtQE

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2017 12:45 AM (rnAwa)

607 Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 12:39 AM (RwXje)

Understood, and I get where you're going with it (assuming you mean they'll frame us all and round us up), but in the meantime, what would it take to make our own internet?

I am concerned, but also genuinely curious, having realized that I don't completely understand what the internet actually is.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 12:45 AM (36PpC)

608 And no, not all girls are like this.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 12:40 AM (Ww1tL)

I know. I know a lot of women who are great.
The problem is, they're already married or committed to someone else.

The difference between now and say, last year, is that then I'd be wondering what in the hell was wrong with me. Now I know that's not the issue.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:45 AM (rJUlF)

609 They'll get it done. in our back yard we have no chipmunks, rabbits, squirrels, or grass.


Posted by: Whatever at August 20, 2017 12:42 AM (sXefu)
But mowing the weeds around the mounds is a bitch right.(Had a wire haired fox terrier growing up)

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 12:45 AM (zoSd2)

610 557 I sent "A" a ticket to the play I'm in the weekend and invited her to see it. She said she'd be in the audience Friday. She wasn't. So I called to tell her that I missed seeing her. That call went straight to voice mail. No response to a text this morning also saying I missed her and hoped she might see the play tonight or tomorrow.

Thanks to Facebook, I've discovered she's been away all weekend, attended a concert in another part of the state tonight, and will be there until after the final performance of the play is over tomorrow.

Is it asking too much to at least tell me she couldn't come?


Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:31 AM

Sorry CW. She gives women a bad name. She is in the wrong on so many levels. Don't call her again. And if she calls you blow her off. Not worth it. And no, not all girls are like this.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 12:45 AM (0wem/)

611 Hard to get mad at chipmunks, they have that cool racing stripe thing goin' on. Regular squirrels, they just hop around acting busy. They dig a little in one spot... and then runniver somewhere else.. they can't remember where they put anything.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 12:45 AM (RwXje)

612 E-Harmony says they can't find a match for me. E-frellin'-Harmony.

Think I just might OD on Lonely Man-Wich...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:34 AM (rJUlF)


Heh, same here. None of the others were better.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 20, 2017 12:45 AM (Tnhbr)

613 Insomniac, CW and tbodie, wish you guys were out here in SoCal. We could shoot an actual commercial to post to YouTube. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:43 AM (eMKNe)

Let me get some spare studio time at work, and I'll make a radio bit out of it.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:46 AM (rJUlF)

614 There is talk of going to .308, and settling on something like the 6.5 Creedmore
Posted by: Kindltot


From what I have read about it they want some 7.62 for some units but want to be able to defeat body armor ala high velocity 5.56 so Grendel would be great but they won't spend the money for that. If they start out wanting .308 rifles they could gear up for CM but that would require a lot of new money also. All they really need is a .338 that weighs absolutely nothing that has no wear on barrels and a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 20, 2017 12:46 AM (B9t7n)

615 Understood, and I get where you're going with it (assuming you mean they'll frame us all and round us up), but in the meantime, what would it take to make our own internet?

I am concerned, but also genuinely curious, having realized that I don't completely understand what the internet actually is.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August




Well, first we are going to need some of our own porn. maybe you could get on that right away.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 12:46 AM (0wem/)

616 CW, please do! You officially have my legal permission.

Would love to hear it! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:46 AM (eMKNe)

617 Brian's Song, Rudy, Saving Private Ryan.

Posted by: Strobe at August 20, 2017 12:47 AM (JMoma)

618 605 I've said it before, but it bears repeating:

Too many of those mail-order brides arrive with "extra equipment," if you know what I mean.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:44 AM (eMKNe)

Like onerous premarital support agreements. And if they step out on you, you're fucked.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:47 AM (0mRoj)

619 That cute little pistol is about $3500 and the rounds cost $10 a pop. Cute... Great gift for the right person but not importable (is that a word?) to the US

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 12:48 AM (RwXje)

620 Howdy my friends....is anyone familiar with Monterey Jack cheese?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 19, 2017 10:22 PM (smD62)

It's a mild white cheese, not unlike gouda.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 12:48 AM (2le8w)

621 >> Too many of those mail-order brides arrive
>> with "extra equipment,"

In Bangkok, one of the first phrases a tourist, well "tourist" needs to learn is the native phrase for "Are you a ladyboy?"

1 in 5 are ladyboys, they say. Hell, that may be true for Times Square now too, I don't know.

If you asked women around here, "are you a tranny?" they'd be highly offended, but in Bangkok, no problem.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 12:48 AM (8O3HH)

622 E-Harmony says they can't find a match for me. E-frellin'-Harmony.

Think I just might OD on Lonely Man-Wich...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:34 AM (rJUlF)

Heh, same here. None of the others were better.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August




Let me share a word with you two morons that will help you on eharmony "lie."

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 12:48 AM (0wem/)

623 It makes me sad to see fellow Morons searching for love. And I agree with #591: If she blows you off, blow her off. Good grief, being in another part of the state doesn't mean you're cut off from communication. I got emails from Pooky when he was in the middle of the freakin Indian Ocean!

Out of curiosity, CW, what play was it?

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2017 12:49 AM (XKZwp)

624 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:31 AM

I'm guessing the bitch got what she considered to be a better offer at the last minute, and didn't have the guts to come clean.

Better to find out know she's terrible than later on, when you've already fallen for her.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 12:49 AM (36PpC)

625 Maybe not all girls are like that, but there are a hell of a lot of them that simply don't give a shit about the guy's feelings or keeping their commitments.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:49 AM (0mRoj)

626 Isn't it time that blacks boycotted racist old America, voted with their feet, and fled to greener pastures in Africa?

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2017 12:50 AM (ZcAbN)

627 Posted by: Whatever at August 20, 2017 12:42 AM (sXefu)
But mowing the weeds around the mounds is a bitch right.(Had a wire haired fox terrier growing up)


Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 12:45 AM (zoSd2)


After a hard rain it looks like the Somme. But wife is allergic to cats.

Posted by: Whatever at August 20, 2017 12:50 AM (sXefu)

628 monterrey, jack, and cheese are three words that should never have been used in conjunction with each other.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 12:50 AM (0wem/)

629 I've said it before, but it bears repeating:

Too many of those mail-order brides arrive with "extra equipment," if you know what I mean.


Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:44 AM


Like a blender or something?

Posted by: otho at August 20, 2017 12:50 AM (qGuLD)

630 Insomniac and publius, yup and yup!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:50 AM (eMKNe)

631 Tennesee Ernie Ford does a good version of "Shenandoah" when he was in his prime. He had a good voice, today they all sound like their balls got wedged in a vice. More signs of the impending crapopolypse.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 12:50 AM (RwXje)

632
See the famous "Four Floors of Whores" hotel in Singapore. That phrase just cracks me up.

Is Singapore bad about ladyboys, too? I don't know.

And boy, I'd hate to see a NORK ladyboy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)

633 otho, yeah, like a blender. That's exactly it. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:51 AM (eMKNe)

634 578 569 Cicero,

E-Harmony says they can't find a match for me. E-frellin'-Harmony.

Think I just might OD on Lonely Man-Wich...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:34 AM (rJUlF)

I doubt E-Harmony could match me either.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:36 AM (0mRoj)

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Wth did you put in your profile?! Serial killer?! Ok, I've never been on there, so I don't know. But there are also many Apps & other sites. Maybe have a female friend help you with your profile.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 12:51 AM (Ww1tL)

635 Out of curiosity, CW, what play was it?
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2017 12:49 AM (XKZwp)

"Moon Over Buffalo". A fun comedy. It was the play that featured Carol Burnett's return to Broadway. It has the feel of those classic TV sketches, too, IMO.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:51 AM (rJUlF)

636 I always liked the M14.

Posted by: Strobe at August 20, 2017 12:52 AM (JMoma)

637 Out of curiosity, CW, what play was it?
Posted by: pookysgirl at August


thought he said he was in All That Jazz

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 12:52 AM (0wem/)

638 Well, first we are going to need some of our own porn. maybe you could get on that right away.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 12:46 AM (0wem/)


Shoot, that's the easy part; if you make it, they will come, dontcha know!

I seriously want to know if a new internet could be started.

I mean, I get that the powers would be would block it and such, but I am just wondering what it entails.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 12:52 AM (36PpC)

639 AAAACKKK!! LOL! And thank you!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 12:33 AM (36PpC)

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You are most welcome Ma'am. BTW, I am up in your somewhat nearby original stomping grounds in Morganton. We stupidly invited two other couples that are friends of wifey for the eclipse viewing weekend.

Given her profession, you can imagine the kind of people they are. They are down discussing shit in the hot tub. I am in the bedroom posting.

It is good for her career, but I can't stand these assholes.

So far this long weekend is rated as *sucks*.

Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 12:53 AM (lCt1V)

640 CW, so the woman buffaloed you over "Moon Over Buffalo"?

The next time you see her, "moon" her. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:53 AM (eMKNe)

641 467 On the bright side I am working on correcting a
minor error. I wanted 7.62x39 ballistics in an AR-15 platform and went
with .300 aac.



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Well that was dumb! Why not simply buy an AR-15 upper (or complete rifle) in 7.62x39?



Posted by: Keep it simple
****

Because I did keep it simple. The only part that needed to change with .300 AAC was the barrel. I could use the same magazines and BCG with .300 AAC. No so with 7.62x39. Plus form what I have seen only one brand of 7.62x39 magazine is reliable. Not so with .300 AAC.
I am switching to 6.5G partly because I wanted to eliminate one caliber to stock for while having a much more versatile cartridge in semi-auto.
Currently I have about 18 different calibers to feed.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 12:53 AM (hVdx9)

642 Asking for Horde prayers. Eldest Genius is going to ER with symptoms of appendicitis. Leaving right now to meet her there.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 20, 2017 12:54 AM (FQKBL)

643 Wth did you put in your profile?! Serial killer?! Ok, I've never been on there, so I don't know. But there are also many Apps & other sites. Maybe have a female friend help you with your profile.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 12:51 AM (Ww1tL)

What makes you think I have any friends, female or otherwise?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:54 AM (0mRoj)

644 Asking for Horde prayers. Eldest Genius is going to ER with symptoms of appendicitis. Leaving right now to meet her there.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 20, 2017 12:54 AM

Prayers up, Barb.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 12:54 AM (q1+kD)

645 >>>Better to find out know she's terrible than later on, when you've already fallen for her.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 12:49 AM (36PpC)

Alas, it was too late for the latter. I'd fallen for her years ago, but she was seeing someone else. She just recently became unattached. Our first date was great, and we'd already talked about what we'd like to do together next...so, of course, it's all gone to hell.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:55 AM (rJUlF)

646 594

Hello ladies. I enjoy moonlight drives in my van. Turn-ons include- Nightvision goggles, basement wells, lotion. Turn-offs are- Great big fat persons, non compliance, The Law.
Posted by: otho at August 20, 2017 12:41 AM (qGuLD)

We are sorry, we cannot match you with anyone. Ever.

Posted by: E-Harmony at August 20, 2017 12:55 AM (Ww1tL)

647 >>>Asking for Horde prayers. Eldest Genius is going to ER with symptoms of appendicitis. Leaving right now to meet her there.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 20, 2017 12:54 AM (FQKBL)

Prayers up, Barb.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:55 AM (rJUlF)

648
Army had 2 perfectly good calibers, .30-06 and 7.62.

Bad guys stayed shot with either.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2017 12:55 AM (S/hVx)

649 I've tried fancy cheese in omelets, and they are good.. Really good. Except, and this is heresy to the cork sniffers - Velveeta is pretty good in omelets. It's what I'm used to. Tough to improve on in Chili cheese dip too. A little sour cream or cream cheese...

Except they want $8 for a block of Velveeta now, so there's no price advantage anymore, so I buy the real stuff.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 12:56 AM (RwXje)

650 Have two multi-caliber AR receivers - and nothing else (except for ammo, reloading dies, and some tools), but the first one will be built as a learning experience, and will be pretty vanilla carbine (5.56, 16.5", mid-length gas, iron sights, etc.).

Given my rate of progress on this project, by the time I'm ready to build out the second one, this great caliber re-think in the Army might be complete. I have assumed my second rifle would be a longer-range flavor.

And I think CMP ran out of Springfields years ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2017 12:56 AM (cJDvr)

651 642 Asking for Horde prayers. Eldest Genius is going to ER with symptoms of appendicitis. Leaving right now to meet her there.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 20, 2017 12:54 AM (FQKBL)

Best wishes. She should be fine. Appendectomies are a pretty routine deal.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:56 AM (0mRoj)

652 Here's an excerpt from my Craigslist singles profile:

"Looking for a woman my age or a little younger. I AM NOT A PEDO. Helps if you like to dress up a bit, especially in tights/pantyhose. I AM NOT A WEIRDO. I have a really nice collection of knives. I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER."

For the life of me, I just can't figure out why women weren't interested!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:56 AM (eMKNe)

653 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:49 AM (0mRoj)

That road runs both ways.

I keep tellin' all y'all to lower your standards and get a nice homely chick who likes to cook.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 12:57 AM (36PpC)

654 There is talk of going to .308, and settling on something like the 6.5 Creedmore

Posted by: Kindltot





From what I have read about it they want some 7.62 for some units
but want to be able to defeat body armor ala high velocity 5.56 so
Grendel would be great but they won't spend the money for that. If they
start out wanting .308 rifles they could gear up for CM but that would
require a lot of new money also. All they really need is a .338 that
weighs absolutely nothing that has no wear on barrels and a phased
plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something
****

The M855a1 cannot defeat Level 4 body armor from what I have seen, but it will defeat all levels below that.
I guess the .308 AP will get thru level 4 too?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 12:57 AM (hVdx9)

655 642 Asking for Horde prayers. Eldest Genius is going to ER with symptoms of appendicitis. Leaving right now to meet her there.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 20, 2017 12:54 AM (FQKBL)

Prayers up.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 20, 2017 12:57 AM (FTXAT)

656 Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 20, 2017 12:54 AM (FQKBL)


Done! It'll be over before you both know it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 12:58 AM (36PpC)

657 was too late for the latter. I'd fallen for her years ago, but she was seeing someone else. She just recently became unattached. Our first date was great, and we'd already talked about what we'd like to do together next...so, of course, it's all gone to hell.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August




wait, the girl you were in a tizzy about lately that you would not give details on was some chick recently unattached? So she was either on the rebound or out on the loose after years of being tied up? Dude you have got to share the information with the horde.

Either way that is a recipe for disaster, or at least not the recipe for a relationship.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 12:58 AM (0wem/)

658 *So far this long weekend is rated as *sucks*.
Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 12:53 AM (lCt1V)*

May I be so bold as to say, "You need more whiskey."?

Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2017 12:58 AM (jxv7F)

659 643 Wth did you put in your profile?! Serial killer?! Ok, I've never been on there, so I don't know. But there are also many Apps & other sites. Maybe have a female friend help you with your profile.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 12:51 AM (Ww1tL)

What makes you think I have any friends, female or otherwise?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:54 AM (0mRoj)

I was speaking to CW. I didn't know you had done a E-Harmony profile. And you are being a goof on the friend thing. I'm sure you could Find someone. How's about a meals on wheels lady? ;-)

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 12:59 AM (Ww1tL)

660 That road runs both ways.

I keep tellin' all y'all to lower your standards and get a nice homely chick who likes to cook.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 12:57 AM

Heh, I think I'm more in the position that she would need to lower her standards in that situation. Lol.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 12:59 AM (q1+kD)

661 Sounds like a good time, CW. My FIL does theatre when he's not preaching, my MIL always plays piano for the town festival play, my SIL is a theatre costume designer, Pooky and my BIL love to be on stage.....


I married into a theatre troupe, didn't I? Oh well, at least my daughter's performances are entertaining.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2017 12:59 AM (XKZwp)

662 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:49 AM (0mRoj)



That road runs both ways.



I keep tellin' all y'all to lower your standards and get a nice homely chick who likes to cook.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 12:57 AM (36PpC)

LOL

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 20, 2017 12:59 AM (FTXAT)

663 Asking for Horde prayers. Eldest Genius is going to ER with symptoms of appendicitis. Leaving right now to meet her there.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius
****

Prayers sent. She will be ok. Just a hunch.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 01:00 AM (hVdx9)

664 I filled out one of those eHarmony deals against my better judgment.

It is insane to provide comprehensive data and personal information for free (no.. worse, you pay them) to strangers in this day and age. My spidey sense tingles on all that stuff.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 01:00 AM (RwXje)

665 That road runs both ways.

I keep tellin' all y'all to lower your standards and get a nice homely chick who likes to cook.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August



so you, having married well in every way, are advocating others go for the lowered expectations option?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:00 AM (0wem/)

666 IG, I'm sure I'll like my AR when I finally build it, but for now my M1s are a joy to shoot. Also like the little brother M1s (so easy to shoot the wife does it well with little practice). And actually the Mosins (same ballistics as the 30-06) are great too, have become pretty handy with those.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2017 01:00 AM (cJDvr)

667 I guess the .308 AP will get thru level 4 too?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 12:57 AM (hVdx9)


I heard mentioned a .308 with a longer bullet set deeper to fit in a .308 chamber. That requires a sturdier action too, which may call for a redesign and custom manufacturing . . . and if that is done, why not go with a better round to start with?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 01:00 AM (mkDpn)

668 I always liked the M14.
Posted by: Strobe


Ruger makes a scout rifle or is it a ranch rifle? in 6.5 Creedmore. But you have to be hip and current to buy it. Looks just like an M14.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 20, 2017 01:00 AM (B9t7n)

669 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:55 AM (rJUlF)

Ouch.

But you're still not in too far. Far enough for it to hurt, I know! But not so far that you can't pull back.

Because you need to just cut her off, there is no excuse for that sort of behavior.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:00 AM (36PpC)

670
Garand and M14 to reach out and touch, Ithaca for close work and the 1911 for last call.

Anything else is fluff.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2017 01:00 AM (S/hVx)

671 637 Out of curiosity, CW, what play was it?
Posted by: pookysgirl at August


thought he said he was in All That Jazz
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 12:52 AM (0wem/)

Lolz. Well yea, that kinda explains it.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 01:00 AM (Ww1tL)

672 Course I am still single, so there's that.. lol

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 01:01 AM (RwXje)

673 642 Asking for Horde prayers. Eldest Genius is going to ER with symptoms of appendicitis. Leaving right now to meet her there.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 20, 2017 12:54 AM (FQKBL)

Lord, bring healing to BtEG's eldest and peace to Barb and the family.

Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2017 01:01 AM (jxv7F)

674 Well, it's about time I rubbed one out and went to bed. Stay classy, Horde!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 20, 2017 01:02 AM (+ytNp)

675 I'm sure you could Find someone. How's about a meals on wheels lady? ;-)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop


*Turn-Ons*
- Free TV dinners at the Senior Center
- Winning at bingo
- Specials at Golden Corral
- Rubdowns with extra Ben-Gay

*Turn-Offs*
- Swimsuits without sleeves
- Ungrateful grandkids
- 'Early Bird Special' coupons from Forest Lawn

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 01:02 AM (eMKNe)

676 Anything else is fluff
------

Oh Yeah?

Posted by: Ma Deuce at August 20, 2017 01:02 AM (RwXje)

677 May I be so bold as to say, "You need more whiskey."?
Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2017 12:58 AM (jxv7F)

========

I am a beer kinda guy, and have had plenty already. They think I am up here working, which they are used to me doing pretty consistently.

Wife is an actress/model, so you can imagine what her friends also in the business are like.

Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 01:02 AM (lCt1V)

678 I was speaking to CW. I didn't know you had done a E-Harmony profile. And you are being a goof on the friend thing. I'm sure you could Find someone. How's about a meals on wheels lady? ;-)
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 12:59 AM (Ww1tL)

Ah. Well forgive my intrusion on the conversation. I don't have any online dating profile as it would be futile. And I'm not goofing about the friend thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:03 AM (0mRoj)

679 Back in the 80s I had a good friend at work who was a Ranger in the south Vietnamese army (Not sure ranger is perfect description but the stories I coaxed out he was badass). Anyways a year after I got divorced he offered to set me up with a Vietnamese wife (he had just gone home for one and knew more that wanted out of Vietnam). Looking back it probably would have been a better decision than my second wife. The Vietnamese family picnics scared me though.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 01:03 AM (zoSd2)

680 671 637 Out of curiosity, CW, what play was it?
Posted by: pookysgirl at August


thought he said he was in All That Jazz
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 12:52 AM (0wem/)

Lolz. Well yea, that kinda explains it.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 01:00 AM (Ww1tL)

I thought it was Oh Calcutta.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:04 AM (0mRoj)

681 I keep tellin' all y'all to lower your standards and get a nice homely chick who likes to cook.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 12:57 AM (36PpC)

Heh. Y'know what's funny? I did. "A" was no raving beauty, but everyone kept telling me what a great person she was, and I trusted them.

It's OK. I'll get by.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:04 AM (rJUlF)

682 Elizabeth Warren is a woman of color, I'm told.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (OdK9v)

Lyin' is a color?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 01:04 AM (2le8w)

683 >>>I thought it was Oh Calcutta.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:04 AM (0mRoj)

I think all y'all need your eyes checked.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:05 AM (rJUlF)

684 Tillikum, *18* calibers??! I'm at 8 (9 if you break out 38/357), plus 12ga. 5.56 and 45LC will bring me to 10 (have always wanted a lever gun).

18 is impressive.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2017 01:06 AM (cJDvr)

685
Maybe Betelgeuse will go Supernova during the eclipse.
Or maybe that nearby Wolf-Rayet gamma burst candidate will go off, and we'll get a bath of sterilizing gamma rays.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 01:06 AM (8O3HH)

686 Out of curiosity, CW, what play was it?
Posted by: pookysgirl at August


thought he said he was in All That Jazz
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 12:52 AM (0wem/)

Lolz. Well yea, that kinda explains it.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 01:00 AM (Ww1tL)

I thought it was Oh Calcutta.
Posted by: Insomniac at August




some kind of bukkake something or other.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:06 AM (0wem/)

687 Part of the problem is after a while, relationships don't seem worth the effort. Sad, because men and women complement each other and necessary to be truly successful. I get that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 01:06 AM (RwXje)

688 Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:00 AM (0wem/)

But here is what you are entirely too sweet to get through your thick skull... Thor couldda done better.

Wayyyyy better in the looks department, I mean, which is what is important to guys.

He had drop dead gorgeous women after him all the time, hell, he still does. That damned contracting job he got was partly because some little 20something Puerto Rican whore wanted some uh dat.

I was not his first choice or even his second or third. I waited those heifers out!

And he is very happy, much happier with me than he would have been with some high-maintenance girly girl who wears makeup and always dresses up and such.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:07 AM (36PpC)

689 687 Part of the problem is after a while, relationships don't seem worth the effort. Sad, because men and women complement each other and necessary to be truly successful. I get that.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 01:06 AM (RwXje)

In my experience the risk/reward is entirely out of whack.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:07 AM (0mRoj)

690 "Looking for a woman my age or a little younger. I AM NOT A PEDO. Helps if you like to dress up a bit, especially in tights/pantyhose. I AM NOT A WEIRDO. I have a really nice collection of knives. I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER."

For the life of me, I just can't figure out why women weren't interested!...


Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 12:56 AM


You're sending mixed signals, mate. Instead of the stuff in caps, just put a *winky face*. Be who you are. Chicks like a challenge and dig the bad boys.

Posted by: otho at August 20, 2017 01:08 AM (qGuLD)

691 Heckler and Koch brothers rifle??? Apalling.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 20, 2017 01:09 AM (8x8kp)

692 Sad, because men and women complement each other and necessary to be truly successful. I get that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 01:06 AM (RwXje)


Yup. He kills the spiders, I clean the litterbox. And yes, in our old house, those two things were related.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2017 01:09 AM (XKZwp)

693 otho, true :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 01:09 AM (eMKNe)

694 It's OK. I'll get by.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:04 AM (rJUlF)

Yes, you will, of course!

You should ask Polli out.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:10 AM (36PpC)

695 Captain Whitebread, to take your mind off of that, I listen to foreign radio stations (working on my Spanish). Today I was listening to early afternoon programming from a station that is associated with one of the principal papers in Asuncion, Paraguay.

It was a music program that sounded like College Radio from the early 80's. They played "Killing an Arab" by the Cure.

I don't think the finer aspects of market programming has reached that far off land.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 01:10 AM (mkDpn)

696 Jaws is racist. Shark is white and great.

Posted by: Millennial Film Major at August 20, 2017 01:10 AM (bc2Lc)

697 qdpsteve,

Permission to edit "Lonely Man-Wich" for length? I like to keep my recorded bits to 40 seconds or less.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:10 AM (rJUlF)

698 But here is what you are entirely too sweet to get through your thick skull... Thor couldda done better.

Wayyyyy better in the looks department, I mean, which is what is important to guys.

He had drop dead gorgeous women after him all the time, hell, he still does. That damned contracting job he got was partly because some little 20something Puerto Rican whore wanted some uh dat.

I was not his first choice or even his second or third. I waited those heifers out!

And he is very happy, much happier with me than he would have been with some high-maintenance girly girl who wears makeup and always dresses up and such.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August



While you have made this point year after year, you seem to have never considered measuring "better" on more than one axis. You measure your partner on more than attractiveness and sexual prowess.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:11 AM (0wem/)

699 Hmmmm...very confused. Maybe it has something to do with age range, or where you guys live, or job. Maybe charity work is a better idea...meeting people that way. But I'm bummed for you guys.

Everyone gets heart broken, I think...part of being human. Hell, even Nicole Kidman couldn't get Jimmy Fallon to ask her out. Those shows are hilarious when she confronts him.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 01:11 AM (Ww1tL)

700 >>>Yes, you will, of course!

You should ask Polli out.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:10 AM (36PpC)

She's in Texas, right? (I'm in central OK.)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:11 AM (rJUlF)

701 18 is impressive.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2017 01:06 AM (cJDvr)


I bet he doesn't have 11mm Gras.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 01:12 AM (mkDpn)

702 Kindltot,

Yeah, I couldn't see us playing that here.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:12 AM (rJUlF)

703 667 I guess the .308 AP will get thru level 4 too?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 12:57 AM (hVdx9)

I heard mentioned a .308 with a longer bullet set deeper to fit in a .308 chamber. That requires a sturdier action too, which may call for a redesign and custom manufacturing . . . and if that is done, why not go with a better round to start with?
Posted by: Kindltot


Chief of staff of the Army made some sort of presentation where he would not rule out either one. It all seems very vague except whatever they decide on will be as heavy to carry as they already struggle with. The 7.62 might be an intermediate solution like the M-16 was for 60 years. I believe the Marines ordered a bunch of H&Ks recently also.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 20, 2017 01:13 AM (B9t7n)

704 "Find a woman you hate, and buy her a house."

Saves time. Yes, all jokes aside it's important to choose wisely. Carefully. And even then - ya just never know. And of course women do have reason to be wary. It's just that "innocent until proven guilty" is not always part of the female lexicon.

Looking back, a woman who nagged a lot would have been good for me. Oh well, I'm sure there's a few of those left.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 01:14 AM (RwXje)

705 Hmmmm...very confused. Maybe it has something to do with age range, or where you guys live, or job. Maybe charity work is a better idea...meeting people that way. But I'm bummed for you guys.

Everyone gets heart broken, I think...part of being human. Hell, even Nicole Kidman couldn't get Jimmy Fallon to ask her out. Those shows are hilarious when she confronts him.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 01:11 AM

In my case, I would say that the main problem is me. But I'm working on it, slowly! XD

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:14 AM (q1+kD)

706 Anyway, it's all academic. In theory I'd like a good relationship but I have to be realistic that it's not going to happen.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:14 AM (0mRoj)

707 Elizabeth Warren is a woman of color, I'm told.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 19, 2017 10:54 PM (OdK9v)

Lyin' bitch is a color?

FIFY

Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2017 01:14 AM (jxv7F)

708 CW, that's fine. Go for it. I wanna hear it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 01:14 AM (eMKNe)

709 watching "Elizabeth at 90: A Family Tribute" on Netflix. I paused it with a color film still of Sir Winston Churchill walking toward the camera wearing his uniform, including a tricorn hat.
12 minutes in.

Posted by: booknlass at August 20, 2017 01:14 AM (5O20Y)

710 Tillikum, *18* calibers??! I'm at 8 (9 if you break
out 38/357), plus 12ga. 5.56 and 45LC will bring me to 10 (have always
wanted a lever gun).



18 is impressive.



Posted by: rhomboid
****

Excessive, really. A few I inherited, but I wasn't collecting with any coherence before that. And no, that was not some humble-brag attempt. Things got out of hand before I sat down and looked at what I had.
I am trying to pare things down a bit as far as calibers go. Flexibility is one thing. but I am beyond that.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 01:15 AM (hVdx9)

711 641 467 On the bright side I am working on correcting a
minor error. I wanted 7.62x39 ballistics in an AR-15 platform and went with .300 aac.
...
No so with 7.62x39. Plus form what I have seen only one brand of 7.62x39 magazine is reliable...

---

Hunh. Looking now at my Bear Creek Arsenal AR15 in 7.62x39, and the various ASC and Stoner brand mags that work just fine... But what do I know?- I just wanted something that shoots!

You seem to do things the hard way.

Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid at August 20, 2017 01:15 AM (v9gSJ)

712 I recall threads on gun/reloading forums where some of the older guys had 40+ calibers in their line-up. Of course most of those would be little-used rifle calibers. Don't hunt, or do any long-range disciplines, so my stuff is all the common meat-and-potatoes calibers.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2017 01:15 AM (cJDvr)

713 Here's the Kidman/Fallon thing.

It was funnier to me the 2-3 time thru. Don't know why.

http://tinyurl.com/qfuj3bu

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 01:15 AM (Ww1tL)

714 Anyway, it's all academic. In theory I'd like a good relationship but I have to be realistic that it's not going to happen.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:14 AM

You never know, Insomniac... It could happen. Good luck!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:16 AM (q1+kD)

715
I have the three mentioned, plus a couple of odd .22s. And the BP stuff.

Keeping just that fed and housed is a considerable expense.

Right now I can't buy more ammo, there is a serious storage problem looming. and I have a very decent storage facility.

Moving that stuff in a SHTF situation would be a bear. Some may have to be left behind.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2017 01:17 AM (S/hVx)

716 >>>Cowboy Bebop distilled



https://youtu.be/ZM32Xn6YtQE

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2017 12:45 AM (rnAwa)<<<

Was just reading (to about the halfway point) the movie thread. Bebop would make a great addition for films/shows where the hero dies in the end.


See you, space cowboy.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 20, 2017 01:17 AM (OURe4)

717 And he is very happy, much happier with me than he
would have been with some high-maintenance girly girl who wears makeup
and always dresses up and such.





Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:07 AM (36PpC)

I'm not going to rate my mothers hotness. But she was way low maintenance. They made it past the 60 year wedding anniversary. And Dad still talks about her regularly and lovingly now that she's gone and not looking for a replacement.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 01:17 AM (zoSd2)

718 714 Anyway, it's all academic. In theory I'd like a good relationship but I have to be realistic that it's not going to happen.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:14 AM

You never know, Insomniac... It could happen. Good luck!
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:16 AM (q1+kD)

I'm resigned to it. Still sucks, but I also know that should it happen it will appear good on the surface but eventually go to shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:17 AM (0mRoj)

719 Rhomboid, it is hard to get a model 8 Remington in anything common, for example.

However, the 35 Remington is a mighty impressive short range cartridge

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 01:17 AM (mkDpn)

720 Nice talking with folks. Take it easy play it safe, and be careful.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 01:18 AM (RwXje)

721 "Looking for a woman my age or a little younger. I AM NOT A PEDO.
Helps if you like to dress up a bit, especially in tights/pantyhose. I
AM NOT A WEIRDO. I have a really nice collection of knives. I AM NOT A
SERIAL KILLER."



For the life of me, I just can't figure out why women weren't interested!...
--

You just have a to tweak it a little:

"Looking for a woman to treat like the princess she is. Money is no object. Prefer genetically female Kardashian types with big... hearts."

There ya go!

/it really cleans up once you get those pedo/weirdo/serial killer lines out, ya know?

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 01:18 AM (aT+Bx)

722 *And he is very happy, much happier with me than he would have been with some high-maintenance girly girl who wears makeup and always dresses up and such.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:07 AM (36PpC)*

Ya know, just from reading your comments here, l gotta say, Thor is a wise man.

Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2017 01:18 AM (jxv7F)

723 I heard mentioned a .308 with a longer bullet set
deeper to fit in a .308 chamber. That requires a sturdier action too,
which may call for a redesign and custom manufacturing . . . and if that
is done, why not go with a better round to start with?

Posted by: Kindltot



Chief of staff of the Army made some sort of presentation where he
would not rule out either one. It all seems very vague except whatever
they decide on will be as heavy to carry as they already struggle with.
The 7.62 might be an intermediate solution like the M-16 was for 60 years. I believe the Marines ordered a bunch of HKs recently also.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something
****.300 AAC is good out to 300 yards- maybe 400 at best.
Yes, the Marines ordered the M27 which is considered even better than the 416 which is pretty darned good. The owner of Battlefield Vegas (shooting range) has some an said they are the only piston M16 that have not totally failed out of all that they have tried. Impressive.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 01:18 AM (hVdx9)

724 shibumi, yup :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 01:19 AM (eMKNe)

725 You measure your partner on more than attractiveness and sexual prowess.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:11 AM (0wem/)


Uh, most men do not, at least not when they are first looking.

And I also think our fellow Morons need to just get in some practice, ya know? Just ask some women out that they normally wouldn't, to get over some of the nerves.

I do wish my Sleepless buddy lived a leetle bit closer to me, so I could observe him in action, though.

Every time he talks about a lady from his past, he says they were psycho.

I think he is always wantin' to stick his dick in crazy, and that's a deeper issue!

( Love you, Insomniac! )

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:19 AM (36PpC)

726 And now for something completely different...20 different cover versions of the "Batman" TV Theme, including the Kinks and The Who.

http://tinyurl.com/ycdrhvnk

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:20 AM (rJUlF)

727 CW, I wanna hear the versions by Bob Dylan and the Ramones. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 01:21 AM (eMKNe)

728 Uh, most men do not, at least not when they are first looking.

And I also think our fellow Morons need to just get in some practice, ya know? Just ask some women out that they normally wouldn't, to get over some of the nerves.

I do wish my Sleepless buddy lived a leetle bit closer to me, so I could observe him in action, though.

Every time he talks about a lady from his past, he says they were psycho.

I think he is always wantin' to stick his dick in crazy, and that's a deeper issue!

( Love you, Insomniac! )
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August



well, there is a difference from when you are first looking to hook up and when you are first looking to get married. When you are looking to get married you have a different set of requirements.

Every Moron looking to gets a girl should be leveraging the advice of the Moronettes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:21 AM (0wem/)

729 653 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:49 AM (0mRoj)

That road runs both ways.

I keep tellin' all y'all to lower your standards and get a nice homely chick who likes to cook.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 12:57 AM (36PpC)

That reminds me of a song!
http://tinyurl.com/y79ssd9h

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 01:22 AM (Ww1tL)

730 And he is very happy, much happier with me than he would have been with some high-maintenance girly girl who wears makeup and always dresses up and such.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:07 AM (36PpC)*

========

I'm glad to see that you are no longer selling yourself short, even though presumably you still are.

Once you pass 30, it ain't all about just looks if you have 2 brain cells to rub together.

Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 01:23 AM (lCt1V)

731 Right now I can't buy more ammo, there is a serious storage problem looming. and I have a very decent storage facility.

Moving that stuff in a SHTF situation would be a bear. Some may have to be left behind.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2017 01:17 AM (S/hVx)


Sounds like you need a second canoe!

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2017 01:23 AM (XKZwp)

732 To give the Anime Hat nightmares...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9vzqzzn

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 01:24 AM (28bqZ)

733 You just have a to tweak it a little:

"Looking for a woman to treat like the princess she is. Money is no object. Prefer genetically female Kardashian types with big... hearts."


Likes: long moonlight walks on the beach, weak cocktails, women midgets, public masturbation

Dislikes: Child support, brothers, restraining orders, nosy neighbors, people who say I'm a hoarder

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2017 01:24 AM (c8EhQ)

734 Other reports say the victim had been sitting on the shooter's car.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:29 PM (hVdx9)

Which, if true, is not grounds for shooting him to death.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 01:24 AM (2le8w)

735 On the bright side I am working on correcting a

minor error. I wanted 7.62x39 ballistics in an AR-15 platform and went with .300 aac.

...

No so with 7.62x39. Plus form what I have seen only one brand of 7.62x39 magazine is reliable...



---



Hunh. Looking now at my Bear Creek Arsenal AR15 in 7.62x39, and the
various ASC and Stoner brand mags that work just fine... But what do I
know?- I just wanted something that shoots!



You seem to do things the hard way.

Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid
****

ASC works for you? Then you are lucky. I have seen many who say otherwise. Really, I think for those who want to only swap barrels, .300 AAC is better than 7.62x39.
Besides, I no longer want 7.62x39 ballistics. I want more. 6.5 does that in spades by comparison. Plus ammo is cheap to practice with now thanks to Wolf.
My 20" 6.5 G barrel is from BCA, as was my 16" .300 AAC barrel. I plan to buy a 16" BCA barrel for 6.5G too.
BCA is GTG AFAIC.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 01:25 AM (hVdx9)

736 Cicero, LOL

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 01:25 AM (eMKNe)

737 I was not only "rejected by e-Harmony", but my email addy was banned from further inquiry.

Not for any perverted crap, either.

I just opened up the testosterone valve to "11", and answered all of their questions forthwith.

It was...amusing.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2017 01:25 AM (MGCfm)

738 And I also think our fellow Morons need to just get in some practice, ya know? Just ask some women out that they normally wouldn't, to get over some of the nerves.

I do wish my Sleepless buddy lived a leetle bit closer to me, so I could observe him in action, though.

Every time he talks about a lady from his past, he says they were psycho.

I think he is always wantin' to stick his dick in crazy, and that's a deeper issue!

( Love you, Insomniac! )
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:19 AM (36PpC)

Believe me, I'm not. And there an extremely small number of ladies in my past, countable on one hand with fingers left over. My life had been such that I though teh crazy was normal and just something you were supposed to put up with. As far as my ex-wife, that turned out badly. She went off tvr rails and was in all likelihood cheating on me.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:25 AM (0mRoj)

739 "Moving that stuff in a SHTF situation would be a bear. Some may have to be left behind."

The biggest advantage of .556.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 01:26 AM (zoSd2)

740 So, qdpsteve inspired me to work on a fictional dating profile:

Obviously racist straight white female with Nazi lineage seeks straight non-sexually diseased non-exotic generic Christian male to complain about how stupid people are. Discussions will also include: UFOs, Ancient Aliens, cats, guns and how much we hate liberals, In person meeting optional, although that could be discussed after an agreed upon period of time.

/OMG, I could never post this, I would be FLOODED with responses!

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 01:26 AM (aT+Bx)

741 Once you pass 30, it ain't all about just looks if you have 2 brain cells to rub together.

Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 01:23 AM

True, but there still needs to be at least some physical attraction, yes?

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:27 AM (q1+kD)

742 Time for the old folk.


Again, remember, y'all, we are Americans, so you hold that head high, there being many reasons to do so now.

And you might send the man a little note of encouragement and support. He carries a heavy burden for us.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2017 01:27 AM (S/hVx)

743 shibumi: I think I'm in love!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 01:27 AM (eMKNe)

744 How hard do yo have to check the spanking box to get banned from eharmony? Did you fill in every other line with spanking?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:27 AM (0wem/)

745 I think he is always wantin' to stick his dick in crazy, and that's a deeper issue!

( Love you, Insomniac! )

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:19 AM (36PpC)


I thought the advice for not sticking your dick in crazy was necessary since every guy I've ever known wants to do it.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2017 01:27 AM (XKZwp)

746 Oh, I got my girlfriend to get in the pool again. It is hard to teach adults to swim since we learn really well not to get water up our noses.

I finally got her in, got her moving around and bobbing and kicking at the side of the pool, but she would not put her face in the water. Finally I got a silver dollar and tossed it on the shallow end steps, and every time she got it, I put it the next step down.

After a few times with her retrieving it with her toes, she went face down into the water to pick it up. I was very proud of her, that was a big deal. By the end she would just bob into the water to retrieve it.

I had her throw it into the deep end for me to dive for also.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 01:27 AM (mkDpn)

747 The biggest advantage of .556.

.556? Wow that has to be the smallest calibre ever? For the Liliputian Army?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 01:27 AM (28bqZ)

748 Other reports say the victim had been sitting on the shooter's car.



Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 19, 2017 11:29 PM (hVdx9)



Which, if true, is not grounds for shooting him to death.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
I agree. Lots of angry people out there these days.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 01:28 AM (hVdx9)

749 >>>She went off tvr rails and was in all likelihood cheating on me.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:25 AM (0mRoj)

Mine went off the rails and WAS cheating on me...with several men.

These days, she's a crazy leftist SJW who's into Wicca.
So, in the long run...yeah, I'm better off.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:28 AM (rJUlF)

750 IG the *weight* of 30-06 ammo is impressive. Just the cartridge belt that holds 10 en blocs weighs a fair amount full. A can of ammo weighs a ton.

The 54R spam cans weigh close to 40 pounds (440 rounds). In WWII they were actually heavier (heavier metal cans).

My SHTF strategy is to not move. But I don't foresee any real SHTF scenario.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2017 01:28 AM (cJDvr)

751 I thought the advice for not sticking your dick in crazy was necessary since every guy I've ever known wants to do it.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2017 01:27 AM (XKZwp)



There are limits. Unfortunately those limits are most noticeable from the far side.

Oops.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 01:29 AM (mkDpn)

752 we,, the problem with crazy is not sticking your dick in, it is what happens when you take it out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:29 AM (0wem/)

753 Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 01:26 AM (aT+Bx)

See, but for the cat part, I'd jump right on that profile.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:29 AM (0mRoj)

754 Insomniac...

No like neko-grrls? Nyah???

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 01:30 AM (28bqZ)

755 Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2017 01:18 AM (jxv7F)

Aw, thank you!

But seriously..... he married me because he could not afford rent for a decent place on his own.

The owner of the place he was renting had died, and the new owner wanted to live there, so he had to find a new place and the areas he wanted to live in had skyrocketed in price.

I wasn't going to just live with him, so I gave him the ol' Ultimatum.

We had been dating for years, and he did love me, or at least care deeply for me, but I was never his type, and he certainly will tell you straight up that he had no intention of ever marrying me until he was about to be homeless!

He will also tell you that it was the best decision he ever made and that he loves me more than he ever thought possible ( he just told me that today for the millionth time, and if you think about it, it's kind of a backhanded compliment, LOL!) but all I'm saying is, he would NOT have picked me out of a dating site profile, or a bar or anything else.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:31 AM (36PpC)

756 Oh, I got my girlfriend to get in the pool again. It is hard to teach adults to swim since we learn really well not to get water up our noses.

I finally got her in, got her moving around and bobbing and kicking at the side of the pool, but she would not put her face in the water. Finally I got a silver dollar and tossed it on the shallow end steps, and every time she got it, I put it the next step down.

After a few times with her retrieving it with her toes, she went face down into the water to pick it up. I was very proud of her, that was a big deal. By the end she would just bob into the water to retrieve it.

I had her throw it into the deep end for me to dive for also.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 01:27 AM

Nice, Kindltot! Good luck with future lessons!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:31 AM (q1+kD)

757 Mine went off the rails and WAS cheating on me...with several men.

These days, she's a crazy leftist SJW who's into Wicca.
So, in the long run...yeah, I'm better off.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:28 AM (rJUlF)

In the long run, absolutely. It was still a shitty deal.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:31 AM (0mRoj)

758 .556? Wow that has to be the smallest calibre ever? For the Liliputian Army?

Dam metric and decimals fuck me every time.

Even searched it to make sure that was .223

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 01:31 AM (zoSd2)

759
I was not only "rejected by e-Harmony", but my email addy was banned from further inquiry.



Not for any perverted crap, either.



I just opened up the testosterone valve to "11", and answered all of their questions forthwith.



It was...amusing.


---

hahahaha!

I was rejected as well; not sure if my email was banned.

I think it was because I:

-don't want to go to sporting events (I've worked many over the years)
-don't wan to go to a bar
-don't want to go to a club to see a crappy band (see sporting event reason)
-don't want to go to play
-don't want to date anyone who isn't my race
-don't want to date anyone who isn't my religion
-don't want to date anyone who isn't in my age group
-don't want to date retard liberals

If they knew I liked to go to "bookstores" I probably would have gotten banned.

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 01:31 AM (aT+Bx)

760 True, but there still needs to be at least some physical attraction, yes?
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:27 AM (q1+kD)

=========

Of course. Time is cruel, looks fade. That was my point.

There has to be something there after the physical attraction is no longer such an issue.

Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 01:32 AM (lCt1V)

761 You *know* the folks at eHarmony don't like you when:

- They say they have no matches for you
- They ban your email addy from the site
- Then send men in white coats to your home to give you a forced vasectomy

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 01:32 AM (eMKNe)

762 754 Insomniac...

No like neko-grrls? Nyah???
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 01:30 AM (28bqZ)

Neko-girls, hai. Actual neko, not so much. Allergies, plus I'm a dog guy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:32 AM (0mRoj)

763 Actually, Anna, .556 (not in metric) would be a bodacious caliber (Civil War, I think), since modern calibers top out in the high .4...s, I think (something H ampersand H, basically elephant gun caliber).


Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2017 01:32 AM (cJDvr)

764 OT and Need Help, Ace posted an article about a very efficient vertical wind turbine, effective at low speeds and that had residential applications. Like the moron I am I lost the post and link. Does anyone (!) have a link to the article or website that Ace put up? Electric bills are killing me and I'm ready to give it a very hard look. Ace's post was really pro on this company's product and I've been plowing through the archives with nada so far. Was in the last 6 months I know. Year of valu rite and corn hole tourney passes for anyone who can help a poor hobo out.

Posted by: Buster at August 19, 2017 11:35 PM (i+yqt)

No, Ace didn't post it. One of the ONT Cobs posted it. Link went to Popular Mechanics or Popular Science website, I think. Doesn't matter, since both are fully in the tank for the Gerbil Worming pseudo-science, and therefore fail to look critically at any hare-brained scheme that promises "renewable energy".

Just plug "vertical-axis wind turbine" into you search engine of choice, and it ought to pop up on the first page.

But I can tell you right now, it won't work "as advertised".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 01:33 AM (2le8w)

765 The owner of Battlefield Vegas (shooting range) has some an said they are the only piston M16 that have not totally failed out of all that they have tried. Impressive.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda


Yeah, I watched a video somewhere of a torture test on the 416 and it was remarkable. I wish I had the money for the civilian version. I think it's called MR556. The M27 seems like a definite step up as far as quality and versatility. One can only hope the army decides on a reasonably reliable larger caliber improvement.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 20, 2017 01:33 AM (B9t7n)

766 I live in an apt and have peope to ook out for, so staying put where I am is not an option.
Another downside is that where my loved ones are at, is poor defensively.
To make things worse, the only person with any knowledge of defensive situations is me. The others have no clue or interest in learning about surviving such things.
So I do not expect to come out alive if the SHTF.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 01:33 AM (hVdx9)

767 He will also tell you that it was the best decision he ever made and that he loves me more than he ever thought possible ( he just told me that today for the millionth time, and if you think about it, it's kind of a backhanded compliment, LOL!) but all I'm saying is, he would NOT have picked me out of a dating site profile, or a bar or anything else.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:31 AM

Sounds like the Big Guy upstairs was looking out for Thor.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:34 AM (q1+kD)

768 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:25 AM (0mRoj)

Yes, I remember you mentioning your past before, and me having a light bulb moment.

What would you say your physical type is?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:34 AM (36PpC)

769 qdpsteve:

insomniac: the cat is cool. Just one cat who doesn't like people and do any bad cat things. It's not like "OMG, it''s Saturday, I'm going to put Penny in her pink summer sun dress, and take her out in her kitty stroller and walk her around the neighborhood."

/yes, there are baby strollers for cats, I don't have one and do not dress my cat up. For the record. However, I was listening to Coast to Coast tonight ,and now have to search "Mel's Hole."

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 01:35 AM (aT+Bx)

770 So I do not expect to come out alive if the SHTF.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 01:33 AM (hVdx9)

Then if the good Lord truly decides that day to call you home, may you die in a pile of empty brass.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:35 AM (0mRoj)

771 *checks Powerball and jaw drops*

It rolled over. And I won $4.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 01:35 AM (28bqZ)

772 What would you say your physical type is?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August




didn't he say "warm" earlier?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:35 AM (0wem/)

773
.556? Wow that has to be the smallest calibre ever? For the Liliputian Army?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 01:27 AM (28bqZ)


Well, there is the 5.45x39. Which is a joy to shoot

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 01:36 AM (mkDpn)

774 What would you say your physical type is?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:34 AM (36PpC)

My own or my preference in wimminz?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:36 AM (0mRoj)

775 Repubs who got Clinton cash include Jeb, Fiorina, Katshit, and Ryan.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 19, 2017 10:16 PM (cct0t)

Ryan! He is a slime bucket. Wait until Grammie Winger finds this out. Soros & Clinton money. Way to call Paul.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop


Everyone has their price. Except for, perhaps, a fellow billionaire.

Posted by: George Soros at August 20, 2017 01:36 AM (/qEW2)

776
Let me share a word with you two morons that will help you on eharmony "lie."
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 12:48 AM (0wem/)


Meh, lying isn't going to work out in the long-run. And I'm pretty sure it has more to do with the fact that I'm chubby and ugly.

The only women who show interest are either obese, stupid, heavily tattooed/pierced, or single moms.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 20, 2017 01:37 AM (Tnhbr)

777 X-ray, just messing with you.


Heh Insomniac.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 01:37 AM (28bqZ)

778 Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:34 AM (q1+kD)

Hah, perhaps. But it's me that the Big Guy smiled on! I married up, fo sho!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:37 AM (36PpC)

779 - They say they have no matches for you

- They ban your email addy from the site

- Then send men in white coats to your home to give you a forced vasectomy
---

hahahahaha.

/if you wake up in the tub one morning, and it's all bloody, you know what happened. Also, check for your kidney, they might take that since they're already there...

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 01:37 AM (aT+Bx)

780 Of course. Time is cruel, looks fade. That was my point.

There has to be something there after the physical attraction is no longer such an issue.

Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 01:32 AM

Gotcha. I agree. The other things just take more time to develop, I guess.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:37 AM (q1+kD)

781 What would you say your physical type is?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August

Breathing.

I keed, I keed.

Wait, were you asking me?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:38 AM (rJUlF)

782
Fucking retards that never cry from movies:

1. Either you've had some really bad stuff happen to you, SO, so bad that crying from a movie would be an insult to all the pain you saw friends and family go through (this is 0.00001 % of of the population and I apologize for calling you a retard)

2. You've never been through jack shit and your fucking pathetic "toughness" is just a reaction to having a small and uneventful life. Golf clap because I wish that was me. I wish that could be "tough" like that and live a Disneyland vacation excuse for a life.

Posted by: Max Power at August 20, 2017 01:39 AM (QCc6B)

783 Meh, lying isn't going to work out in the long-run. And I'm pretty sure it has more to do with the fact that I'm chubby and ugly.

The only women who show interest are either obese, stupid, heavily tattooed/pierced, or single moms.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August




ooh. Single moms are a bear. When i was young and dating I encountered some single mom opportunities. Could not do it. Too much responsibility. Do not want to be responsible for sending mom home after a bad date or breaking up with her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:39 AM (0wem/)

784 shibumi, let's hope they at least toss some cash on the vanity :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 01:39 AM (eMKNe)

785
I had to look up this E-Harmony rejection business. It intrigued me. They reject anyone who is married (you'd think people would have sense enough to lie).

They also look for faking the answers by having redundant questions. If you answer in conflicting ways, rejection.

Then they look for "bad" personality traits. Depression, anxiety flags will get you rejected.

And if you're just too damned "odd", that will get you rejected.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 01:39 AM (8O3HH)

786 The scary question on a dating site is when they ask how healthy your 401k is.

Do I lie and say it sucks?

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 01:40 AM (zoSd2)

787 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:11 AM (rJUlF)

FFS, things like that can be worked out. And it ain't that far, good lord. Might be just right, actually.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:40 AM (36PpC)

788 So I do not expect to come out alive if the SHTF.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 01:33 AM (hVdx9)



Then if the good Lord truly decides that day to call you home, may you die in a pile of empty brass.

Posted by: Insomniac
****

That is how I want to go if it must be. The only other thing I want is that my loved ones go on to be safe until the ugliness has ended.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 01:40 AM (hVdx9)

789 Then they look for "bad" personality traits. Depression, anxiety flags will get you rejected.

And if you're just too damned "odd", that will get you rejected.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 01:39 AM (8O3HH)

In that case I'm totally fucked.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:40 AM (0mRoj)

790 Fucking retards that never cry from movies:

1. Either you've had some really bad stuff happen to you, SO, so bad that crying from a movie would be an insult to all the pain you saw friends and family go through (this is 0.00001 % of of the population and I apologize for calling you a retard)

2. You've never been through jack shit and your fucking pathetic "toughness" is just a reaction to having a small and uneventful life. Golf clap because I wish that was me. I wish that could be "tough" like that and live a Disneyland vacation excuse for a life.

Posted by: Max Power at August



We sorted that out hour ago.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:41 AM (0wem/)

791 Well someone bought in Hammond, LA a Powerball ticket worth $50,000. Sweet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 01:41 AM (28bqZ)

792 For those that had problems with eHarmony, did you tend to answer the questions with the same spot on the spectrum most of the time?

When I got curious and filled one out, it gave me a warning that I was answering too many in a row with the same answer. So maybe the system thought that you were a bot or something?

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:42 AM (q1+kD)

793 "X-ray, just messing with you."

If someone didn't call it out I would have felt unloved.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 01:43 AM (zoSd2)

794 They also look for faking the answers by having redundant questions. If you answer in conflicting ways, rejection.

Then they look for "bad" personality traits. Depression, anxiety flags will get you rejected.

And if you're just too damned "odd", that will get you rejected.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 01:39 AM (8O3HH

==========

I went through their "screening process" about two years ago. The fact that I made it through reflects badly.....on them.

Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 01:43 AM (lCt1V)

795 Well, there is the 5.45x39. Which is a joy to shoot
---
.17 HMR?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2017 01:44 AM (SEclx)

796 http://tinyurl.com/ya4s6tzg

I would say Trump is doing something right if the parasites are getting out of Dodge-- but I don't envy our AoSHQ friends in Canada.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 19, 2017 11:50 PM (3C9q2)


Well, I know it's going on, but the cause of it is Justin Castro, not me. I didn't vote for the little fag. So far, none of the invaders has made it to my neck of the woods. they tend to go to cities, where more of their kind congregate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 01:44 AM (2le8w)

797 I had to look up this E-Harmony rejection business. It intrigued me. They reject anyone who is married (you'd think people would have sense enough to lie).

They also look for faking the answers by having redundant questions. If you answer in conflicting ways, rejection.

Then they look for "bad" personality traits. Depression, anxiety flags will get you rejected.

And if you're just too damned "odd", that will get you rejected.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 01:39 AM

Interesting, thanks.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:44 AM (q1+kD)

798 FFS, things like that can be worked out. And it ain't that far, good lord. Might be just right, actually.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:40 AM (36PpC)

Might be. After all, I do know how to drive.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:44 AM (rJUlF)

799 if you're just too damned "odd", that will get you rejected.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August




Which explains why the ont is full every night.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:44 AM (0wem/)

800 Well, since I can't figure out decimal places, I will wander off in my math-shame.

(innumerate or enumerate, that is the question.)

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 01:45 AM (mkDpn)

801 I can't find GOULD's comment, but liking someone is so much more important than looks.

I really think all y'all single-and-looking peeps are missing a huge opportunity in testing the waters here.

I know there have been a few attempts that didn't workout, but can it hurt to try?! You know you have a very important quality in common.

We need a place where people can put their details up. Not phone numbers or anything, but preferences, so to speak. I would think age group is the biggest one at first.

Like, I think Insomniac is whippersnapperish, yes?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:45 AM (36PpC)

802 Like, I think Insomniac is whippersnapperish, yes?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:45 AM (36PpC)

Define whippersnapperish

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:46 AM (0mRoj)

803 Hah, perhaps. But it's me that the Big Guy smiled on! I married up, fo sho!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:37 AM

I'm going with the Horde on this one. You don't give yourself enough credit!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:46 AM (q1+kD)

804 The cheating thing...that'd make it tough. Esp. If marriage cheating. Sadly, it seems that happens more often these days. So, as someone mentioned above, maybe practice dating is good. Going out just to have fun. No expectations of a relationship.

Insomniac you have gotta get outta the house or get a female personal trainer for exercise lessons...something. Go to a yoga class...they'll all be women. :-). Or do charity work man.

This is Day 2 of Operation "Suck It Up Buttercup" for me.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 01:46 AM (Ww1tL)

805 No like neko-grrls? Nyah???
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 01:30 AM (28bqZ)

Neko-girls, hai. Actual neko, not so much. Allergies, plus I'm a dog guy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:32 AM (0mRoj)


For the last several months, Pooky has been trying to convince Pookette that Japanese cats say "nyan." She's not buying it and their arguments about it are hilarious.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2017 01:46 AM (XKZwp)

806 We need a place where people can put their details up. Not phone numbers or anything, but preferences, so to speak. I would think age group is the biggest one at first.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August




How badly can that go wrong? Let me count the ways.




Or they could simply drag their asses to Las Vegas get drunk hook up and get it out of their system.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:47 AM (0wem/)

807 For the last several months, Pooky has been trying to convince Pookette that Japanese cats say "nyan." She's not buying it and their arguments about it are hilarious.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2017 01:46 AM (XKZwp)

She's what, like 5? I bet it's a hoot!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:48 AM (0mRoj)

808
She's gotta have big boobs, though.

Posted by: otho at August 20, 2017 01:48 AM (qGuLD)

809 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 01:44 AM (rJUlF)

Yes! And a little distance is nice, plus it gives each person a legit opt-out.

I do not know where they all live, but there are several single ladies here, ya know.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:48 AM (36PpC)

810 um, do Kitsune and cat girls have dander?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 01:48 AM (mkDpn)

811 Or they could simply drag their asses to Las Vegas get drunk hook up and get it out of their system.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:47 AM (0wem/)

I'd like to but it ain't happening.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:49 AM (0mRoj)

812 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:31 AM (36PpC)

Hmmmm.

What I hear you saying is Thor got lucky beyond his wildest imagination.

So did I.

God looks after His own.

Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2017 01:49 AM (jxv7F)

813 Insomniac you have gotta get outta the house or get a female personal trainer for exercise lessons...something. Go to a yoga class...they'll all be women. :-). Or do charity work man.

This is Day 2 of Operation "Suck It Up Buttercup" for me.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August



go some place where women are looking for a guy and there is not a lot of competition, like volunteering at the women's shelter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:49 AM (0wem/)

814 Pookys Girl, in Macross Frontier when we first meet Ranka Lee she works at a restaurant. When she tells Alto where she works she goes into a song and dance routine like a cat with the front paws while singing 'Nyan-nyan'

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 01:49 AM (28bqZ)

815 The only women who show interest are either obese, stupid, heavily tattooed/pierced, or single moms.
--

So, I'm kind of oblivious to the world. "INTJ."

As some know, I work at a few concert venues. A few weeks ago we did a Howard Jones show, and I had to walk through the catering area where they were having some sort of after show thing. IDK. Don't care.

Well, there's this tall pasty guy standing there. Not quite morbidly obese... but getting there. Wearing all white. Looking like the Pillsbury Dough Boy with light blue/ blonde shaved Flock of Seagulls hair.

He was very VERY obviously checking me out. Which horrified me, since I look like a homeless construction worker. Plus... Flock of Seagulls Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Well, I tell one of my co-workers about it, and she says "yeah, he's in the band." Which was even MORE horrifying for me.

To make it worse, I ran in to him three times more that night, and he kept giving me the look, even in front of my co-workers.

Thankfully I avoided actually having to talk to him. It was... traumatic.

/so yeah, stop complaining about the low rent fat tattoo chicks. I think that beats them. Although the guy did have a job...

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 01:49 AM (aT+Bx)

816 This is Day 2 of Operation "Suck It Up Buttercup" for me.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 01:46 AM

The toughest part is the start. Once you make it your normal habit/routine, it gets easier! Good luck!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:50 AM (q1+kD)

817 I'd like to but it ain't happening.
Posted by: Insomniac at August



Well that sucks for us.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:50 AM (0wem/)

818 Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:47 AM (0wem/)

LMAO!

A bit of a bond needs to be built up before that first in-person meeting, in my humble opinion.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:50 AM (36PpC)

819
God looks after His own.
Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2017 01:49 AM (jxv7F)

And sometimes he assrapes them. Roll of the dice.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:50 AM (0mRoj)

820 kitsune, myobi, or nogitsune ne?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 01:50 AM (28bqZ)

821 For someone who can "reply" to the Myers Briggs testing protocol, with the intent to bring forth results in any desired quadrant, the e-Harmony queries are a joke.

It's not far different than answering to a political "poll", when discerning the bias in the questions, more rapidly that the questioner can put for the query.

Any self respecting Moron should BE rejected by e-Harmony.

We're not girly men. At least, we're not supposed to be.

With that, I'm to the snoozer.

0600 alarm has no mercy.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2017 01:51 AM (MGCfm)

822 I can't find GOULD's comment, but liking someone is so much more important than looks.

I really think all y'all single-and-looking peeps are missing a huge opportunity in testing the waters here.

I know there have been a few attempts that didn't workout, but can it hurt to try?! You know you have a very important quality in common.

We need a place where people can put their details up. Not phone numbers or anything, but preferences, so to speak. I would think age group is the biggest one at first.

Like, I think Insomniac is whippersnapperish, yes?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:45 AM (36PpC)

=======

The comment was "time is cruel, looks fade, but at the end of the day you have to like each other to make it all work".

Or words to that effect.

Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 01:51 AM (lCt1V)

823 Yeah eHarmony sucks. I've had the same problem myself. Try craigslist->casual encounters->w4m.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 01:51 AM (/qEW2)

824 I'd like to but it ain't happening.
Posted by: Insomniac at August




Hopefully everyone will be out of jail for next year's GNAMM.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:51 AM (0wem/)

825 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:36 AM (0mRoj)

Your preference.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:52 AM (36PpC)

826 go some place where women are looking for a guy and
there is not a lot of competition, like volunteering at the women's
shelter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:49 AM (0wem/)

Remember slow hand movements they tend to be skittish.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 01:52 AM (zoSd2)

827 Ezra Levant has steered Rebel Media into a shit-whirlpool.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLA7cri-zN8

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 20, 2017 12:04 AM (6FqZa)

TL, DW. If it can't be condensed to two minutes, not going to watch it.

IMHO, Ezra is a stand-up guy. I have given him money.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 01:54 AM (2le8w)

828 Or they could simply drag their asses to Las Vegas get drunk hook up and get it out of their system.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:47 AM

Not in the schedule or budget right now, I don't drink, and not really into random hook-ups, so I guess that wouldn't work in my case. Thanks anyway! XD

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:54 AM (q1+kD)

829 You know how hard it is to get a normal feral kitten into the vets for rabies and distemper update? Now imagine one with a katana or a Nambu.

AND the hairballs. OK, I understand she wants to sleep in the dryer, but please get out to hurk up a hairball.

Nah, I'll pass on the cat girls.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 01:54 AM (mkDpn)

830 Remember slow hand movements they tend to be skittish.
Posted by: X-ray at August




Point out that you live in a ranch style house so no stairs and you don't own an iron.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:54 AM (0wem/)

831 She's what, like 5? I bet it's a hoot!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:48 AM (0mRoj)

Yes, she is four and a half. Her preschool teacher taught at the same time Pooky was going through, so she has been warned that Pookette is just like her daddy. I'll be saying an extra prayer for her teacher, since the poor woman is going to need it.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2017 01:54 AM (XKZwp)

832 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 20, 2017 01:37 AM (Tnhbr)

Perhaps your definition of "obese" is skewed, because you're not chubby, and it's odd to me that you think you are, so it makes me wonder how you define obese.

But let's just say that you have gained a hundred pounds since the last pic you posted; if you're chubby, why would you care if she was?

And you are not ugly, either.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:55 AM (36PpC)

833 824 Hopefully everyone will be out of jail for next year's GNAMM.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:51 AM

You're not going to buy off the judge for SMFH & I?'

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 20, 2017 01:55 AM (YhV5r)

834 Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August




what is "XD?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:56 AM (0wem/)

835 Or words to that effect.
Posted by: GOULD at August 20, 2017 01:51 AM (lCt1V)


YES!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:56 AM (36PpC)

836 Wish I could make the GNAMM this year. Happy about the job but not happy I have to skip it.

Hope someone will eat at Craftsteak and let me know how it tasted ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 01:56 AM (eMKNe)

837 I'm an INTP, I think I remember.

And basically, I don't care too much about that sort of stuff.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 20, 2017 01:56 AM (8O3HH)

838 ASC works for you? Then you are lucky. I have seen many who say otherwise. Really, I think for those who want to only swap barrels, .300 AAC is better than 7.62x39.
Besides, I no longer want 7.62x39 ballistics. I want more. 6.5 does that in spades by comparison. Plus ammo is cheap to practice with now thanks to Wolf.
My 20" 6.5 G barrel 55is from BCA, as was my 16" .300 AAC barrel.
---
Yes, the full 30 rnd ASC mags wanted a little polishing to feed correctly. The 5 rnd Stoners are most heavily used for legally hunting pigs and deer. As for the rifle: the feed ramp "divider" had to be ground down (dulled) to accomodate the 154 gr SP I use for that purpose (123 gr FMJ in 30's are not legal). Since I have no need for shots over 200m, nor do I wish to become my own gunsmith... this works for me.

Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid at August 20, 2017 01:57 AM (v9gSJ)

839 You're not going to buy off the judge for SMFH & I?'
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August



you two are getting off first.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:57 AM (0wem/)

840 what is "XD?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:56 AM

Basically a laughing smiley face thing. I guess I should just use "lol" or something instead to show tone.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 01:58 AM (q1+kD)

841 Hope someone will eat at Craftsteak and let me know how it tasted ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August




Have a sense that is not happening if you are not there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:58 AM (0wem/)

842
go some place where women are looking for a guy and there is not a
lot of competition, like volunteering at the women's shelter.
--

So, I've done some work with the rescue group where I got my cat.

Animal rescue? 95% female. All different ages.

However, if I were to want to meet someone (hahahahahaha) seriously, I would probably start going to conservative events. Like "lectures about the constitution" and things like that. Maybe even tea party things.

I'm Catholic, and would like to meet a Catholic, however, I'm in a blue state so if I tried to do the "church" thing, there's a chance I'd get a Pelosi Catholic.

/my two cents.

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 01:58 AM (aT+Bx)

843 y5, probably not.

I *really* hope you guys will do it again next year.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 01:59 AM (eMKNe)

844 Basically a laughing smiley face thing. I guess I should just use "lol" or something instead to show tone.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August




Got it. Thought maybe it was a reference to the springfield pistols and was a threat of sorts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:59 AM (0wem/)

845 Crap, it IS late and I gotta get up at 0600, too.

I am a hella good matchmaker, people.

But ya gotta work with me some.

Sweet dreams, dear ones!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:59 AM (36PpC)

846 Got it. Thought maybe it was a reference to the springfield pistols and was a threat of sorts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:59 AM

Nah, just an old habit from my MMO-playing days.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 02:01 AM (q1+kD)

847 839 you two are getting off first.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:57 AM (


Oooooo, are we now?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 20, 2017 02:01 AM (YhV5r)

848 So, I've done some work with the rescue group where I got my cat.

Animal rescue? 95% female. All different ages.

However, if I were to want to meet someone (hahahahahaha) seriously, I would probably start going to conservative events. Like "lectures about the constitution" and things like that. Maybe even tea party things.

I'm Catholic, and would like to meet a Catholic, however, I'm in a blue state so if I tried to do the "church" thing, there's a chance I'd get a Pelosi Catholic.

/my two cents.
Posted by: shibumi at August



Seriously, the animal rescue is a really good place to meet people. Worst case, you do good deeds and wind up with some sort of cat. If you are lucky you get a girl and a dog.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:02 AM (0wem/)

849 You're not going to buy off the judge for SMFH & I?'

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August



you two are getting off first.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:57 AM



huhuhuh uh huhuhuh uh huhuh....

Posted by: butthead at August 20, 2017 02:02 AM (qGuLD)

850 you two are getting off first.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:57 AM (


Oooooo, are we now?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August




would you prefer I leave you hanging?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:03 AM (0wem/)

851 825 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:36 AM (0mRoj)

Your preference.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 20, 2017 01:52 AM (36PpC)

Right, well...I can't say I have a specific "type," and a fair number of things are negotiable in terms of physical appearance. Fatties are right out, though. I like pretty faces and long hair. I'm more an ass/legs man than a boob man. As little drama as possible. No histrionic or borderline personality cases. Sense of humor, politically conservative. Should I continue or is that enough to go on?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 02:04 AM (0mRoj)

852 Yes, the full 30 rnd ASC mags wanted a little
polishing to feed correctly. The 5 rnd Stoners are most heavily used for
legally hunting pigs and deer. As for the rifle: the feed ramp
"divider" had to be ground down (dulled) to accomodate the 154 gr SP I
use for that purpose (123 gr FMJ in 30's are not legal). Since I have no
need for shots over 200m, nor do I wish to become my own gunsmith...
this works for me.

Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid
****

Glad you got it to work. I must admit that I want to avoid such customization. Getting lazy in my advancing age.
I started with AK-47's and when AR-15's came down in price I went nuts. In 1.5 years I built 4.5 AR's. I actually have a built lower I don't know what to do with yet. Except for the home defense AR in .223 Wylde, the other 3 will be in 6.5G for certain.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 02:04 AM (hVdx9)

853 Ms Tammy!!!!!' Hi, bye!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 20, 2017 02:04 AM (YhV5r)

854 Shit. I get my answer sort of assembled and Tammy has to bail.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 02:05 AM (0mRoj)

855 night MissTammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:05 AM (0wem/)

856 850 you two are getting off first.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:57 AM (
Oooooo, are we now?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August
would you prefer I leave you hanging?
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:03 AM

Absolutely not.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 20, 2017 02:06 AM (YhV5r)

857 819
God looks after His own.
Posted by: tbodie at August 20, 2017 01:49 AM (jxv7F)

And sometimes he assrapes them. Roll of the dice.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 01:50 AM (0mRoj)

I think you are thinking about Mohammad. Our guy more likely to do Job.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 02:06 AM (Ww1tL)

858 Shit. I get my answer sort of assembled and Tammy has to bail.
Posted by: Insomniac at August




well put it up so she can read it tomorrow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:06 AM (0wem/)

859 I gotta call it a night too. Hang in there everybody! And CW, looking forward to your audio skit! :-)

If I can get a new job after everything that's happened, anything is possible...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 02:06 AM (eMKNe)

860 And thanks for the great chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 02:07 AM (eMKNe)

861 you two are getting off first.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:57 AM (
Oooooo, are we now?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August
would you prefer I leave you hanging?
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:03 AM

Absolutely not.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August




well ok then I am glad we got to the bottom of the matter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:07 AM (0wem/)

862 I think you are thinking about Mohammad. Our guy more likely to do Job.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 02:06 AM (Ww1tL)

I was speaking metaphorically but your point is well taken.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 02:07 AM (0mRoj)

863 I'm going to call it a night as well.

Good night Horde!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 20, 2017 02:08 AM (q1+kD)

864
Shit. I get my answer sort of assembled and Tammy has to bail.
--

But I noticed your answer, and it seems to be:

1. Not crazy/ emotional
2. Conservative
3. Normal body size
4. Legs/ass
5. Nice face
6. Longer hair

Does that sound about right?

I put the first two at the top simply because in the long run, those might be the things that make your life the most stable/ happy.

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 02:08 AM (aT+Bx)

865 Maybe there is a God. Maybe there isn't.
I don't blame God for how things are now. I blame people.
Clock maker God.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 02:09 AM (hVdx9)

866 hmmm calibers... off the top of my head:
44 Shot
410
20 gauge
12 gauge
22
223/556
30 Carbine
308
3006
54R
300 Weatherby Mag
338 Lapua
416 Barrett
460 Steyr
6.5 Jap
7.7 Jap
8mm Mauser
---
22
25 ACP
32
380
9x19
9x21
9mm Largo
38/357
38 Super
357 Maximum
44 Mag
445 Super Mag
45 LC
45 ACP

and i'm probably forgetting something or two...

what do i win, besides a logistics nightmare?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2017 02:09 AM (SEclx)

867 I put the first two at the top simply because in the long run, those might be the things that make your life the most stable/ happy.
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 02:08 AM (aT+Bx)

Good bullet point list. Needs sense of humor in there, too, particularly one that can at least tolerate offbeat and dark humor.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 02:10 AM (0mRoj)

868 That cute little pistol is about $3500 and the rounds cost $10 a pop. Cute... Great gift for the right person but not importable (is that a word?) to the US

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 12:48 AM (RwXje)

For that kind of money, you could buy a Barrett .50, and the ammo probably costs a buck or two less. And you can reach out and touch a jihadi a mile away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 02:11 AM (2le8w)

869 862 I think you are thinking about Mohammad. Our guy more likely to do Job.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 02:06 AM (Ww1tL)

I was speaking metaphorically but your point is well taken.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 02:07 AM (0mRoj)

I was trying to be funny, but I forgot the :-).

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 02:11 AM (Ww1tL)

870 "1. Not crazy/ emotional"

That's a choice?

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 02:11 AM (zoSd2)

871 For that kind of money, you could buy a Barrett .50, and the ammo probably costs a buck or two less. And you can reach out and touch a jihadi a mile away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 02:11 AM (2le8w)

The single shot bolt model, yep.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 02:12 AM (0mRoj)

872 >>>So, as someone mentioned above, maybe practice dating is good. Going out just to have fun. No expectations of a relationship.

I'd be perfectly OK with that. I want to get to know someone before getting serious.

And, if it helps, here's a pretty recent pic, taken for the play publicity.

http://tinypic.com/r/of7b6e/9

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 02:12 AM (rJUlF)

873 868 That cute little pistol is about $3500 and the rounds cost $10 a pop. Cute... Great gift for the right person but not importable (is that a word?) to the US

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2017 12:48 AM (RwXje)

------
Yea, I was pretty bummed I couldn't get one.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 02:12 AM (Ww1tL)

874 872 >>>So, as someone mentioned above, maybe practice dating is good. Going out just to have fun. No expectations of a relationship.

I'd be perfectly OK with that. I want to get to know someone before getting serious.

And, if it helps, here's a pretty recent pic, taken for the play publicity.

http://tinypic.com/r/of7b6e/9

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 02:12 AM (rJUlF)

That link goes to the homepage.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 02:13 AM (0mRoj)

875 Except for the home defense AR in .223 Wylde, the other 3 will be in 6.5G for certain.
---
Well, good luck with all that.

I'm an old fart that likes 7.62x39, from this (my only) AR15, as well as my Mini-30 and CZ527.

9mm vs 45acp, anyone?
/jk

Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid at August 20, 2017 02:14 AM (v9gSJ)

876 oh yeah: we have two Mauser actions that need to be built out, as soon as we decide on calibers: they can take anything up to a 30.06, so we will likely pick something like 35 Improved Wheelan for one and who knows for another.

suggestions for both welcome.

oh yeah, and i forgot the Swedish mausers, the French MAS bolt action, 303 Brit, 7.63 x 39, and maybe some of the Mausers in the back may be odd ball chamberings.

i really need to do a layout, but not on a day when Google is taking snap shots.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2017 02:15 AM (SEclx)

877 861 you two are getting off first.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 01:57 AM (
Oooooo, are we now?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August
would you prefer I leave you hanging?
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:03 AM
Absolutely not.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August
well ok then I am glad we got to the bottom of the matter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:07 AM

Bottom huh? So SMFH brings her stompy boots & I bring the Stuart weitzman stilettos to play that out to maximum effect.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 20, 2017 02:15 AM (YhV5r)

878 Agh. Forget the pic link. It just goes to the upload page.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 02:16 AM (rJUlF)

879
9mm vs 45acp, anyone?
/jk
Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid at August 20, 2017 02:14 AM (v9gSJ)

All I can say is I wouldn't want to be shot with either one.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 02:17 AM (0mRoj)

880 It's late, and I need to sleep.

I'll link to my picture in the future if this Date-A-Moron thing actually becomes, you know, a thing.

G'Nite!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 02:17 AM (rJUlF)

881 The trouble with being odd is that you have to find someone who is either your type of odd, or has a complimentary brand of odd (that you find endearing rather than annoying), and that really restricts your dating pool.

Trying to go with someone who can't put up with your idiosyncracies is bound to fail, no matter how much effort you put in.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 20, 2017 02:18 AM (X52ZZ)

882 well put it up so she can read it tomorrow.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:06 AM (0wem/)

Yeah, I'll keep it handy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 02:19 AM (0mRoj)

883 hmmm calibers... off the top of my head:
44 Shot
410
20 gauge
12 gauge
22
223/556
30 Carbine
308
3006
54R
300 Weatherby Mag
338 Lapua
416 Barrett
460 Steyr
6.5 Jap
7.7 Jap
8mm Mauser
---
22
25 ACP
32
380
9x19
9x21
9mm Largo
38/357
38 Super
357 Maximum
44 Mag
445 Super Mag
45 LC
45 ACP

and i'm probably forgetting something or two...

what do i win, besides a logistics nightmare?


Posted by: redc1c4
****

A skinny wallett?

Here is mine

.22 LR
.32 acp
.380 acp
9x19
.38 special
9mm
7.62x25
.40 sW
.45 acp
.223 Wylde
6mm BR
7.62x39
.300 AAC
.308
7.62x54r
30.06
8mm
12ga



Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 02:19 AM (hVdx9)

884 865 Maybe there is a God. Maybe there isn't.
I don't blame God for how things are now. I blame people.
Clock maker God.
-----
Best advice I ever got was not to confuse God with people. Jesus was betrayed by Judas (w/a kiss) and denied by Peter after he vowed he wouldn't. So if Jesus got that treatment, probably expect I would too.

Also, another thing I was told was not to confuse my ideology with God.

Learning them, whole other ball of wax.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 02:20 AM (Ww1tL)

885 My canoe guns did not include an ar15.

.357
.22
.308
.30-06
.40
.45
7.62x39
9mm makarov
9mm luger
12 gauge
16 gauge
.410 gauge

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 02:23 AM (zoSd2)

886 Well, good luck with all that.



I'm an old fart that likes 7.62x39, from this (my only) AR15, as well as my Mini-30 and CZ527.



9mm vs 45acp, anyone?

/jk

Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid
****

The 7.62x39 at 300 yards or less is a good cartridge, so I understand the appeal.
After shooting a DPMS in .308 at 600 yards tho, I found I like being able to do so. The less recoil, the better.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 02:23 AM (hVdx9)

887 Maybe there is a God. Maybe there isn't.
I don't blame God for how things are now. I blame people.
Clock maker God.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale


Deist?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 02:24 AM (/qEW2)

888 It rolled over. And I won $4.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 01:35 AM (28bqZ)

Heh. I "won" a free play on Wednesday's 6/49 drawing. For tonight's draw. Maybe I am a millionaire already, LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 02:26 AM (2le8w)

889 Maybe there is a God. Maybe there isn't.

I don't blame God for how things are now. I blame people.

Clock maker God.



Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale



Deist?



Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
****

I guess I am. Those saying something is God's will creates contradictions that bother me.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 02:26 AM (hVdx9)

890 Heh. I "won" a free play on Wednesday's 6/49 drawing. For tonight's draw. Maybe I am a millionaire already, LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 02:26 AM (2le8w)

Canadian money or real money?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 02:27 AM (0mRoj)

891 My canoe guns did not include an ar15.

.357
.22
.308
.30-06
.40
.45
7.62x39
9mm makarov
9mm luger
12 gauge
16 gauge
.410 gauge


Posted by: X-ray
****

Twas a nice ist.
My condolences on your loss.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 02:28 AM (hVdx9)

892 7.62 Tokarev too...

plus a Can Cannon, a MUL and a 37mm flare launcher.

all from X Products.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2017 02:28 AM (SEclx)

893 Clock maker God.





Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale


Is he the one that keeps time on this blog?

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 02:28 AM (zoSd2)

894 I guess I am. Those saying something is God's will creates contradictions that bother me.
--------
Yea...I had to wrestle with that. That's one of those ideology things.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 02:31 AM (Ww1tL)

895 Now that I've thoroughly tortured myself with thoughts of the unattainable, I believe I will sign off for the night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 02:31 AM (0mRoj)

896 I guess I am. Those saying something is God's will creates contradictions that bother me.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 02:26 AM (hVdx9)

I see it as presumptuous. No mortal man can know the mind of God, short of being told in person, and I was under the impression that he wasn't making house calls or sending couriers lately.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 20, 2017 02:31 AM (X52ZZ)

897 .22lr
9mm FMJ
7.62x39, 123gr FMJ and 154gr SP
.357Mag HP/.38 Spc SWC
.45 acp FMJ
12 ga, #4, 00 and slug

Like to be able to buy, sell or swap.


Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid at August 20, 2017 02:32 AM (v9gSJ)

898 Is he the one that keeps time on this blog?
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 02:28 AM (zoSd2)

Lolz.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 02:32 AM (Ww1tL)

899 Good nite Insomniac

Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 02:33 AM (Ww1tL)

900 Evening, stragglers & hangers-on.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 20, 2017 02:36 AM (iHg8F)

901 Batmetal Returns

https://youtu.be/I53HDr0-Qew

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2017 02:37 AM (rnAwa)

902 That's a choice?



Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 02:11 AM
--

Oh yea, not overly emotional is totally a choice.

Yesterday we were talking about personality types, and one of the categories is thinking/feeling. Most women are feeling, most men are thinking.

However, the ONT is filled with thinking females.

I think it would be easiest to find thinking (aka less emotional) females in non traditional female jobs. Aka "not caring jobs." IT professional vs Nurse. Business executive vs Teacher. Engineer vs Physical Therapist.

Not to say that thinking females are not caring, it's just that they think before they cry. Rather than cry and then never think ever. LOL.

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 02:38 AM (aT+Bx)

903 Canadian money or real money?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 02:27 AM (0mRoj)

Canajan money, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 02:39 AM (2le8w)

904 Bottom huh? So SMFH brings her stompy boots & I bring the Stuart weitzman stilettos to play that out to maximum effect.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at Augus




heh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:41 AM (0wem/)

905 night bebes

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:42 AM (0wem/)

906 night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 02:43 AM (0wem/)

907 Today when I wake up I have the pleasure of replacing the belt and Tensioner assembly on an Explorer. The parts have all arrived. Will the degree of hangover make it better or worse? Better question is one more drink ok?

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 02:43 AM (zoSd2)

908 Earth Wind Fire is still one of the greatest live shows.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2017 02:44 AM (PUmDY)

909 Nite y6

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 20, 2017 02:45 AM (YhV5r)

910 Not to say that thinking females are not caring,
it's just that they think before they cry. Rather than cry and then
never think ever. LOL.


Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 02:38 AM (aT+Bx)

My comment was meant as a joke. But it was nice to get a thoughtful answer.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 02:46 AM (zoSd2)

911 .22lr

9mm FMJ

7.62x39, 123gr FMJ and 154gr SP

.357Mag HP/.38 Spc SWC

.45 acp FMJ

12 ga, #4, 00 and slug



Like to be able to buy, sell or swap.







Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid
****

That is the type of list I SHOULD have stuck with.
Genius...20/20 hindsight...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 02:48 AM (hVdx9)

912 I guess I am. Those saying something is God's will creates contradictions that bother me.



Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 02:26 AM (hVdx9)



I see it as presumptuous. No mortal man can know the mind of God,
short of being told in person, and I was under the impression that he
wasn't making house calls or sending couriers lately.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel
****

Well, when a child dies, I don't believe it is God's will. That would make God a murderer.
If a terrorist murders people and it is God's will, how can God judge the terrorist and not be a hypocrite?
Clock Maker God does away with such issues, and many others.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 02:51 AM (hVdx9)

913 Well, drowsiness has set in, so off to bed I go. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2017 02:52 AM (2le8w)

914 That is the type of list I SHOULD have stuck with.
Genius...20/20 hindsight...


Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 02:48 AM (hVdx9)

You do know they all wont be needed or usable in an emergency right? You just need enough puppy chow for the sled team. The cute ones can stay in the kennel.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 02:53 AM (zoSd2)

915 About little guns...

When he was about 12 years old, my son saw a tiny toy gun in an antique store. Bought it for $1.50. Actually less as everything in the case was 20% off. Actually it was a Fisher pinfire gun. Single shot, break action. Shot 2mm blanks. I forgot when it was made, maybe the 30s. Thing is, back in the day, you could actually get pinfire cartridges with bullets. And, you can also make the blanks into live cartridges by seating a lead shot. We didn't try that, but we did reload the blanks using the powder from plastic capgun caps.
After holding onto the gun for a while, he decided to sell it on eBay. It sold for $150. Not a bad profit. He used $50 of the proceeds to buy a new 5-shot pinfire revolver.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 20, 2017 02:55 AM (iHg8F)

916 we went with diversity... (obviously)

why do we need that?

because we don't have one...

w*rks more often than not.

also forgot the AyA 10 Gauge S/S... if it was made by Basques, she'll buy it, and they pretty much make all the guns in Spain.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2017 02:57 AM (SEclx)

917 "also forgot the AyA 10 Gauge S/S"

SS that sounds like a nazi gun.

/s


Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 03:02 AM (zoSd2)

918 That is the type of list I SHOULD have stuck with.
Genius...20/20 hindsight...




Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 02:48 AM (hVdx9)

You
do know they all wont be needed or usable in an emergency right? You
just need enough puppy chow for the sled team. The cute ones can stay in
the kennel.


Posted by: X-ray That is the type of list I SHOULD have stuck with.
Genius...20/20 hindsight...
****

For TEOTWAWKI that is the perfect list.
Even for day to day it's good too.
Besides, I have lots and lots of toilet paper.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale- Not A Sea Panda at August 20, 2017 03:03 AM (hVdx9)

919 Depending on how my dads will goes (please not soon) I may get a Sears Ted Williams OU 12 gauge. Not worth a lot of money but I kick ass on skeet with that gun.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 03:07 AM (zoSd2)

920 @810 um, do Kitsune and cat girls have dander?
---------------

Depends on the Kitsune.

And word of advice - *never* mistake a Kumiho for a Kitsune.

Posted by: junior at August 20, 2017 03:07 AM (Q6qiA)

921 "For TEOTWAWKI that is the perfect list.
Even for day to day it's good too."

Yes it is a good base list. But you can have art and fun stuff too that wont impact your TEOTWAWKI preparedness. Collect food for the base list and caress the others.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 03:14 AM (zoSd2)

922 fun gun facts:

ever notice that all Smith and Wesson products have the trademark in English and Spanish?

that's because, back in the late 1800's, they were about to sell a shit load of Schofield revolvers to the Spanish government...

except that the Spanish government decreed that any product not registered in Spain could be copied w/o regard to intellectual property, royalties, etc, and they proceeded to make their own Schofields.

S and W has trademarked everything in both places ever since... (at least i assume it's still going on...but it was policy for years in the 20th century)

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2017 03:14 AM (SEclx)

923 what's shaking folks?

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2017 12:23 AM (yJ1e6)


The foundational structures of these United States.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2017 03:15 AM (BIsma)

924 SS that sounds like a nazi gun.
---
you could take out a passel of Nazis... or auntyfa, for that matter, with 2 3.5 inch shells loaded with 00 or #4 shot

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2017 03:17 AM (SEclx)

925 you could take out a passel of Nazis... or auntyfa, for that matter, with 2 3.5 inch shells loaded with 00 or #4 shot


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2017 03:17 AM (SEclx)
You could probably take out a passel of antifart with blanks.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 03:22 AM (zoSd2)

926 Captain Whitebread at 557:

Looks like you just dodged a bullet, Captain.

Is it possible she was "stepping out" with that fellow that stood up Tickled Pink? I'll bet they went off to see the Eclipse together.

What's really important is what was the name of the play???? And how'd it go????

Posted by: Anne R. Abler at August 20, 2017 03:26 AM (H0SP/)

927 S and W has trademarked everything in both places
ever since... (at least i assume it's still going on...but it was policy
for years in the 20th century)


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2017 03:14 AM (SEclx)

I had to check since I never noticed it before. But yes it says Marcas Registradas.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 03:32 AM (zoSd2)

928 651 642 Asking for Horde prayers. Eldest Genius is going to ER with symptoms of appendicitis. Leaving right now to meet her there.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 20, 2017 12:54 AM (FQKBL)

"Best wishes. She should be fine. Appendectomies are a pretty routine deal."

Insomniac posted this.

Let me just say that anytime one gets a message like the one Barb got has a hard time with the notion that an appendectomy call in the middle of the night is "routine"........"









Posted by: Anne R. Abler at August 20, 2017 03:49 AM (H0SP/)

929 "For TEOTWAWKI that is the perfect list.
Even for day to day it's good too."

Yes it is a good base list. But you can have art and fun stuff too that wont impact your TEOTWAWKI preparedness. Collect food for the base list and caress the others.
Posted by: X-ray

Well, I'd love to add to that list. Something like an .375 H'nH mag? But why? I'm short on $, long on skill. The 12 ga slug will take its place, within 50m.

Also, I'm not hunting Cape Buffalo, or going into battle (any more).

Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid at August 20, 2017 03:51 AM (Pby3z)

930 928 651 642 Asking for Horde prayers. Eldest Genius is going to ER with symptoms of appendicitis. Leaving right now to meet her there.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 20, 2017 12:54 AM (FQKBL)

"Best wishes. She should be fine. Appendectomies are a pretty routine deal."

Insomniac posted this.

Let me just say that anytime one gets a message like the one Barb got has a hard time with the notion that an appendectomy call in the middle of the night is "routine"........"

Posted by: Anne R. Abler

Barb the Evil Genius, and Anne-
In my attempt at Insomniac's defense, I believe he has extensive internal (ha!) knowledge of hospital surgery success rates, from actuarial/legal point of view. Insomniac's intent may not have conveyed the compassion he intended.

Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid at August 20, 2017 04:08 AM (OkKDg)

931 Well, I'd love to add to that list. Something like
an .375 H'nH mag? But why? I'm short on $, long on skill. The 12 ga slug
will take its place, within 50m.



Also, I'm not hunting Cape Buffalo, or going into battle (any more).

Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid at August 20, 2017 03:51 AM (Pby3z)

No reason to break the bank for art or just fun. 70% of my guns were acquired because people knew I was willing to buy one. So lots of being in the right place at the right time. The other 30% were purchases for purpose of home defense, hunting and zombie apocalypse. So I have many art guns that I have limited ammo for. And regular shooters I have ammo reserves for. I'm also kinda old and bought most awhile ago when they were affordable along with ammo. Restocking ammo sucks balls for a cheap bastard though.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 04:12 AM (zoSd2)

932 I'm also kinda old and bought most awhile ago when they were affordable along with ammo. Restocking ammo sucks balls for a cheap bastard though.
Posted by: X-ray

Wouldn't it be fun to have something like a "Safe Queen Range Day", where prospective shooters pay the owners per round? Fer instance I'd love to fire a 'Quigley' equipped Sharps, 34", 45/120 at 400m! I'll never own one, but it would sure be fun to try.

Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid at August 20, 2017 04:29 AM (OkKDg)

933 In any of my comments I am not telling people to buy guns they don't need or cant afford. I am saying once the basic tools are in the box. Don't quit collecting when a good deal pops up. All the guns in your cabinet don't have to fix a problem. Some can just feed a want.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 04:34 AM (zoSd2)

934 Good Morning, Moronettes and Fellow Morons!

Anyone home?

I'm up early to finish packing and then go to the airport. Going to to Kearney, NE, by way of Omaha, to view the total solar eclipse, weather permitting.

Interesting and informative gun and ammo discussions above. I have two 6.5 Grendel uppers I've never shot. Alexander Arms. A 20-inch and a 16-inch. I need to get to the range, dang it.

Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2017 04:36 AM (AMIL/)

935 "Going to to Kearney, NE,"

So what excitement awaits you in Kearney Nebraska?

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 04:43 AM (zoSd2)

936
934
I'm up early to finish packing and then go to the airport. Going to to Kearney, NE, by way of Omaha, to view the total solar eclipse, weather permitting.
c
Gref

Small towns are being cleaned out of food and gas. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 20, 2017 04:45 AM (e1mEI)

937 Oh crap you said exactly why you were going to Kearney Nebraska in your 934 comment.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 04:46 AM (zoSd2)

938 Gref- head West to Alliance. Slighty better forecast for cloudcover AND they have a gun range 2 mi east of town!

Posted by: Keep it simple, Stupid at August 20, 2017 04:48 AM (OkKDg)

939 Got to read Friedman's US Cruisers tomorrow and look at torpedo protection. As a near cousin to the tinclad Pensacola class it couldn't be good.

Zzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 20, 2017 04:55 AM (e1mEI)

940 Small towns are being cleaned out of food and gas. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 20, 2017 04:45 AM (e1mEI)

====

Yeah, good advice. I decided last night to pack some food. I plan to stop at a WalMart on the way, in Gretna, a little west of Omaha on I-80, to hopefully buy a cheap styrofoam cooler, some bottled water, soft drinks, and beer. There's a WalMart in Kearney but I'm not betting it will have anything when I get there this afternoon. I have a room reserved at La Quinta Suites, so water and some food will be available. In theory.

Gas for the trip back to the Omaha airport on Tuesday worries me. I will fill-up as soon as I get to Kearney. If I can.

Posted by: Gref at August 20, 2017 04:58 AM (AMIL/)

941 My company has sent out a couple emails telling us "don't stare at the sun during the partial eclipse we expect here. I would ask how stupid do they think we are? If they didn't also send emails that ice is slippery.

Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2017 05:09 AM (zoSd2)

942 back from Twitter...

now for bed.

where i should have been 2 hours ago...

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2017 05:12 AM (SEclx)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 20, 2017 05:13 AM (mpXpK)

944 176 You get spaghetti?
I had to live off of french fries found in the parking lot of Shoney's Big Boy drive in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc


Get off my parking lot!

Posted by: Seagull at August 20, 2017 05:25 AM (LjG7N)

945 578 569 Cicero,

E-Harmony says they can't find a match for me. E-frellin'-Harmony.

Think I just might OD on Lonely Man-Wich...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 20, 2017 12:34 AM (rJUlF)

I doubt E-Harmony could match me either.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 12:36 AM (0mRoj)


Adopt a 17-year old Russian girl.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 20, 2017 05:29 AM (LjG7N)

946 is this the event we'll look back on that marks china eclipsing the u.s.?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 20, 2017 05:48 AM (AxFdW)

947 Just barely made it

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 05:57 AM (pPKG5)

948
Got a legit e-mail from the "Personnel Dept" back in the 90's 'splainin' that "Since Thanksgiving falls on Thursday this year, we will be closed on Friday, also.
File under "Tipping Point"

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2017 09:12 AM (RuIsu)

949 "41% of men admit to crying during in-flight movies. OK, I'll allow that maybe 3% of these men were not crying due to the movie, but due to some methane emissions from another passenger."

Was the movie Ol' Yeller?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 20, 2017 12:35 PM (1hM1d)

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