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New Netflix Crime Documentary Explores Issues of Injustice and Mob Accusations in Today's America

The lynch-mob may be coming for you.

A timely warning for a dangerous age. I think this might be the most important documentary of the new dark century.

Posted by: Ace at 04:53 PM




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1 This aggression will not stand.

Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2017 04:55 PM (U0v/A)

2 No way!

Posted by: johnd01 at August 18, 2017 04:56 PM (ukNFU)

3 This is so stupid it's brilliant!

Focusing on a trivial offense and giving it an 8 part series blows my mind and I HAVE TO SEE IT.

Posted by: ArthurK at August 18, 2017 04:56 PM (AVMrq)

4 I'll pirate it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2017 04:57 PM (QQ+il)

5 Wait, is this an actual documentary or a faux "documentary" that's actually fiction?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 18, 2017 04:57 PM (CP2mw)

6 Wait...dicks?

Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2017 04:58 PM (U0v/A)

7 This looks utterly stupid.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 18, 2017 04:58 PM (wGbBR)

8 Wait, is this an actual documentary or a faux "documentary" that's actually fiction?
--

Is there a difference any more?

Who can tell what's real?

Who can tell what's fake?

Posted by: shibumi at August 18, 2017 04:58 PM (aT+Bx)

9 Fuck that, too many dicks.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2017 04:59 PM (aMlLZ)

10 Goddammit I just finished canceling Netflix over their Amy Schumer bullshit. Time for good ol' Rapidgator...

Posted by: S at August 18, 2017 04:59 PM (poT2p)

11 I was waiting for Artie Fufkin to jump out.

Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2017 04:59 PM (U0v/A)

12 It's satire

Posted by: Maritime at August 18, 2017 04:59 PM (zu/Gn)

13 So the kid gets the shaft?

Posted by: WisRich at August 18, 2017 05:00 PM (G0vdT)

14 ...trish is a goddess; as opposed to the rest of the flotsem...

Posted by: pahound at August 18, 2017 05:00 PM (4beI8)

15 BUT WHO WAS PHONE?




I'm doing this wrong aren't I?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 18, 2017 05:00 PM (yL25O)

16 8 part series????? WTF???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 18, 2017 05:00 PM (so+oy)

17 does it star Maxine Waters?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 18, 2017 05:01 PM (kCsT4)

18 Willowed. Maxine is a member of the alt-Wit.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 18, 2017 05:01 PM (lIZQs)

19 5 Wait, is this an actual documentary or a faux "documentary" that's actually fiction?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 18, 2017 04:57 PM (CP2mw)

...

It's a new model: true crime reality tv documentary.


They have someone commit an actual crime and then do a show on it.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 18, 2017 05:01 PM (yL25O)

20 American Vandal is a half-hour true-crime satire that explores the aftermath of a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images.

Heh.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 18, 2017 05:01 PM (FUu/Z)

21 Willowed. Maxine is a member of the alt-Wit.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 18, 2017 05:01 PM (lIZQs)


More like alt-Nit-Wit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 18, 2017 05:02 PM (CP2mw)

22 Satire.

Posted by: WisRich at August 18, 2017 05:03 PM (G0vdT)

23 The kid needs to stand firm.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 18, 2017 05:03 PM (CP2mw)

24 We have got to get to the bottom of this important issue! There are probably dicks being drawn, even as we speak, and it has got to be gotten under control! I think that a 3 day waiting period for a dick-drawing license is not to much to ask.

Posted by: goon at August 18, 2017 05:04 PM (EaQ6/)

25 Ace Rick rolled us.

Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2017 05:04 PM (U0v/A)

26 Wow. There's even more dick action going on in that parking lot than in "Like a Virgin."

Posted by: Mr. Brown at August 18, 2017 05:04 PM (5sQ8t)

27 He's a stand-up guy.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 18, 2017 05:04 PM (CP2mw)

28 23 The kid needs to stand firm.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 18, 2017 05:03 PM (CP2mw)

...

And get a grip on himself?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 18, 2017 05:04 PM (yL25O)

29

Something I won't watch.

A comedy, mind you.

A lot of hispanics in the cast.

This is crazy. Like the one on children committing suicide. The left has gone bonkers. They are destroying their own children.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:04 PM (fceHP)

30 "a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images."

When I was 17, I didn't have the balls to try something like that.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 18, 2017 05:04 PM (lIZQs)

31 I was just going to say but there's no yarn wall and then there it was!

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 18, 2017 05:04 PM (dEQP3)

32 given all the dicks in Hollyweird, this was inevitable...

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 18, 2017 05:04 PM (kCsT4)

33 I don't know if you saw Netflix's "Making of a Murderer" (that wasn't satire) but doing research outside the documentary, I couldn't believe how one-sided it all was.

The amount of evidence against the guy they conveniently left out was pretty staggering.

Posted by: Maritime at August 18, 2017 05:04 PM (zu/Gn)

34 where did this happen?

Posted by: Paladin at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM (LtaK3)

35 >>>5 Wait, is this an actual documentary or a faux "documentary" that's actually fiction?

it's a fake documentary. But I didn't want to spoil the joke before you'd seen it.

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM (8rNrN)

36 Am I the last person on Earth who has a DVD only Netflix subscription?

Posted by: mark1971 at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM (xPl2J)

37 No one person could have pulled off that many dicks.

Posted by: MostlyRight at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM (FXI7e)

38 What are these "hairs" that they refer to?

Posted by: Smooth Criminals Down Under at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM (MhEoO)

39 Was that some Taiwan TV re-enactment video they threw in there too?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM (yL25O)

40 ...oooh; ed henry-inked sluts...

Posted by: pahound at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM (4beI8)

41 I am assuming you have to really enjoy these type of docs to get the most out of the humor.

It's like the fake reality shows. Don't watch the real ones so find the fake ones even more boring.

Posted by: Tommy V at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM (2waO2)

42 Would have been better if he painted a dem senator or congressman/woman's name on each dick.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM (aMlLZ)

43 Sheesh. I can't believe I fell for ace's cheap rick-roll.

I'm going to let the air out of the tires of his Euro-fag bicycle.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 18, 2017 05:06 PM (CP2mw)

44

Same producers of Brooklyn Nine Nine, which is super funny.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:06 PM (fceHP)

45 https://vimeo.com/45196609

Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2017 05:06 PM (U0v/A)

46 >>>9 Fuck that, too many dicks.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division

I don't understand these words. Is this in the Austrian language?

Posted by: Barack "No Such thing As 'Too Many Dicks'" Obama at August 18, 2017 05:06 PM (8rNrN)

47 If you can watch just one documentary this year...

No but seriously, there's tons of documentaries out there. Some of them are good. Most of them are horrible. I wish there was an easy way to find decent documentaries. So far I've found there is not.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2017 05:07 PM (TOk1P)

48 it's a fake documentary. But I didn't want to spoil the joke before you'd seen it.
Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM (8rNrN)


Curse you.

( *shakes fist* )

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 18, 2017 05:07 PM (CP2mw)

49 Am I the last person on Earth who has a DVD only Netflix subscription?

Nope.

Posted by: Paladin at August 18, 2017 05:07 PM (LtaK3)

50 I can't tell if Ace is being sarcastic or not.

Is this an actual wise documentary, or something so egregiously leftist that one can only wearily be sarcastic in one's mockery?

Don't make me click the video. Video often freezes my browser.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:07 PM (DQ4Fv)

51 Am I the last person on Earth who has a DVD only Netflix subscription?

Nope.
Posted by: Paladin at August 18, 2017 05:07 PM (LtaK3)


I thought that died... wow

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:08 PM (fceHP)

52 You didn't paint those dicks! It takes a village!

Posted by: goon at August 18, 2017 05:08 PM (EaQ6/)

53 >>>Is this an actual wise documentary, or something so egregiously leftist that one can only wearily be sarcastic in one's mockery

it's fake but funny. The tone is completely deadpan and "realistic" so I didn't want to blow the joke by saying it was a joke.

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:08 PM (8rNrN)

54 Not OT because: NETFLIX


"Defenders" just went live on Netflix. It's the Daredevil team up series with all the other heroes who are not Daredevil. Supposed to be good. Certified fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2017 05:08 PM (q177U)

55 This is just another example of White Dick privilege!

What about all those black dicks out there that have been abused by the system?

#ForgottenBlackDickAbuse

Posted by: Maxine Waters at August 18, 2017 05:08 PM (6n332)

56 I noticed the discrepancy in the hairs right away, even before they mentioned it in the documentary. Doodles are like signatures. It was a set up of xxx-tra large Trojan proportions.

Posted by: MostlyRight at August 18, 2017 05:09 PM (FXI7e)

57 However, it does appear to be a real fake documentary (that is, it's a real series, not just a funny trailer for a series that doesn't actually exist).

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:09 PM (8rNrN)

58 I can't tell if Ace is being sarcastic or not.

Is this an actual wise documentary, or something so egregiously leftist that one can only wearily be sarcastic in one's mockery?

Don't make me click the video. Video often freezes my browser.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:07 PM (DQ4Fv)


you can go here and judge for yourself

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6877772/?ref_=nv_sr_1

it looks mostly dumb, but who knows. The production company behind it has done some funny stuff.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:09 PM (fceHP)

59 How Anthony Weiner got his start...

Posted by: Hikaru at August 18, 2017 05:09 PM (iwXVe)

60 #whichdickswrotethescripts?

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 05:10 PM (s5o+q)

61

Think "Vandalism is fun!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:10 PM (fceHP)

62 BTW, Superbad had a fairly funny dick story about all the dicks one of the main characters used to draw.

Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2017 05:10 PM (q177U)

63 >>>"Defenders" just went live on Netflix. It's the Daredevil team up series with all the other heroes who are not Daredevil. Supposed to be good. Certified fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

i stayed up late to watch the first half of the first one and it was boring as hell. I assume it'll get better, because it must.

I also saw that there is a new sequel series to Wet Hot American Summer, and watched a few eps of that. I got a bunch of laughs out of them.)

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:10 PM (8rNrN)

64 36 Am I the last person on Earth who has a DVD only Netflix subscription?
Posted by: mark1971


Ami I the last person on Earth to not even know what this means?

I am so far behind the curve that I still have a collection of Viewfinder cardboard disks.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:10 PM (DQ4Fv)

65

Not unlike its now iconic true-crime predecessors, the addictive American Vandal will leave one question on everyone's minds until the very end: Who drew the dicks?

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:11 PM (fceHP)

66 ...white dick privilege?...as an irish-man?

Posted by: pahound at August 18, 2017 05:11 PM (4beI8)

67 Boy, we were all wrong.

We thought that dicks come in bags (yeah, phrasing).

Who knew that they came in spray cans?

(Yeah, again, phrasing.)

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 05:11 PM (s5o+q)

68 The last great documentary I remember watching was one produced by Tom Hanks' son about the history of Tower Records.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 18, 2017 05:12 PM (xPl2J)

69 IMHO, there is a point here.

If Society thinks you're guilty, you're guilty.

Sorry if there's evidence that says different.

What Society Believes and especially what it Feels is more important than what's real.

/case in point: Antifa is NOT guilty of violence in Charlottesville.

Posted by: shibumi at August 18, 2017 05:12 PM (aT+Bx)

70 Ace, here's a picture of the total eclipse in northern Ohio this afternoon:


http://tinyurl.com/y9us3swd

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 18, 2017 05:12 PM (lIZQs)

71 30 "a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images."

When I was 17, I didn't have the balls to try something like that.
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 18, 2017 05:04 PM (lIZQs)

Their cars do now

Posted by: josephistan at August 18, 2017 05:12 PM (ANIFC)

72 I am Rural. Defensible perimeter and all that. So i get my intertubes via satellite, only 25 gigs prime, and 50 when I am sleeping. throw in thunderstorms ... the DVD's come in handy.

We will see if you laugh when the cities are in Road Warrior mode.

Posted by: Paladin at August 18, 2017 05:13 PM (LtaK3)

73 The Luke Cage character continues to be boring. Jessica Jones has become a one-trick pony: Whatever you say to her, she says something snarky and cynical and frankly stupid.

Iron Fist continues being kind of lame.

Daredevil had a really nice moment giving a paralyzed kid some RealTalk about the challenges he's going to go through, but then he talked to Karen Page, the most boring character in the universe.

Lots of talking. So much talking.

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:13 PM (8rNrN)

74 50 I can't tell if Ace is being sarcastic or not.

Is this an actual wise documentary, or something so egregiously leftist that one can only wearily be sarcastic in one's mockery?

Don't make me click the video. Video often freezes my browser.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:07 PM (DQ4Fv)

++++

If you click the Youtube icon in the bottom right corner, you will open a new tab at the youtube page for the video. Hit pause if you don't want it to play. You can then read the stuff they put below the video, about the video.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 18, 2017 05:13 PM (FUu/Z)

75 IMHO, there is a point here.

If Society thinks you're guilty, you're guilty.

Sorry if there's evidence that says different.

What Society Believes and especially what it Feels is more important than what's real.

/case in point: Antifa is NOT guilty of violence in Charlottesville.
Posted by: shibumi at August 18, 2017 05:12 PM (aT+Bx)


Crowdsourcing justice is kind of a bad idea, historically.

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 05:13 PM (s5o+q)

76 Why are Democrats so dramatically accelerating their attacks on America?

Because they see Trump's conservative judicial picks coming. They see the Supreme Court slipping from their grasp for decades. They see their schemes being routinely knocked down by the highest court in the land.

So, it's time to completely discredit America and our nation's founding. It's time to discredit the authors of that pesky Constitution. No longer will it be a "living, breathing" document. It has to be burned, and burned fast and completely, lest they be forced to acknowledge the freedoms and protections it enshrines.

We are truly in a war for the survival of our nation.

PRAY FOR AMERICA.

(And, as always, buy ammo.)

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 18, 2017 05:13 PM (DbadI)

77 Am I the last person on Earth who has a DVD only Netflix subscription?
Posted by: mark1971
............
Almost.. you and my daughter... and she watches my Netflix streaming account.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 18, 2017 05:13 PM (so+oy)

78 I AM DICK-ART-ACUS!

Posted by: Country Singer at August 18, 2017 05:14 PM (yzxic)

79 It's like the fake reality shows. Don't watch the real ones so find the fake ones even more boring.

Posted by: Tommy V at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM (2waO2)

---

I never realized I was hurting my wife's feelings so much when I would point out the "coincidences" in the *cough* reality shows she loved so much. Not to mention the camera shots ahead of the people venturing into the wilderness, the medical staff, etc.

It really bothered her, and I just found it amusing. I felt pretty bad about it, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 18, 2017 05:14 PM (fzJai)

80 The kid is just a misunderstood artist. The flyover states will never "get" the important message that his art is delivering. Quote: "The whole world is a dick!"

Posted by: goon at August 18, 2017 05:14 PM (EaQ6/)

81
Crowdsourcing justice is kind of a bad idea, historically.


Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 05:13 PM
---

I believe that the phrase you're looking for is "mob rules."

And... it's happening now.

Posted by: shibumi at August 18, 2017 05:14 PM (aT+Bx)

82 So a well done mockumentary comedy, making fun of the fakumentaries that pretend to be real documentaries.

They don't know Dick ... about fake news.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 18, 2017 05:15 PM (7Ep0P)

83 If you don't have streaming, then that means that you have to actually leave the house! That's not good. There are dicks out there.

Posted by: goon at August 18, 2017 05:16 PM (EaQ6/)

84 Am I the last person on Earth who has a DVD only Netflix subscription?
Posted by: mark1971
............


Nope. We are too rural to have internet fast enough to stream anything, so Thor still gets his red envelopes.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 18, 2017 05:16 PM (Qp1Cp)

85 Goddammit I just finished canceling Netflix over their Amy Schumer bullshit. Time for good ol' Rapidgator...
Posted by: S



Here, use my password. Everyone else is.
12345

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2017 05:16 PM (z8tEv)

86 No love for us?

Balls!

We just hangin'.

Posted by: Testicle at August 18, 2017 05:16 PM (s5o+q)

87 Art requires sacrifice.

Posted by: Vincent van Cock at August 18, 2017 05:16 PM (LAe3v)

88 The New York Times says, "It's the "Citizen Kane" of dick documentaries."

Posted by: tu3031 at August 18, 2017 05:17 PM (O5Q3r)

89 Can you describe the ruckus"

Posted by: Guy Who Thinks Quotes from The Breakfast Club Are Always Funny and Relevant at August 18, 2017 05:17 PM (8rNrN)

90 73 The Luke Cage character continues to be boring. Jessica Jones has become a one-trick pony: Whatever you say to her, she says something snarky and cynical and frankly stupid.

Iron Fist continues being kind of lame.

Daredevil had a really nice moment giving a paralyzed kid some RealTalk about the challenges he's going to go through, but then he talked to Karen Page, the most boring character in the universe.

Lots of talking. So much talking.
Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:13 PM (8rNrN)

The best character in ALL of the series is Rosaria Dawson's, and she is such a left wing nitwit, I don't want to watch anything she is in now. I enjoyed the first Daredevil, and I enjoyed the Punisher and Foggy, but could have done without any of the other characters in the show. Iron Fist was just horrid. Jessica Jones had some good moments, but not enough to justify it.

Posted by: moki at August 18, 2017 05:17 PM (V+V48)

91

OT

sorry, had to share

Ghost Ship of Cannibal Rats (Official Music Video)
~ BILLY TALENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaNpka54DqQ

lol

(Respect!)
A generation of castaways
Under a nation of tidal waves
(Respect!)
Are we the passengers or the prey?
You can't escape from the past on holiday

So how long before the rivers start to rise, dear?
Pack your bags because the tide is getting high

Don't be afraid of the view from economy class
It's just the captain and crew jumping off of the mast
All aboard on the ghost ship of cannibal rats


don't forget these UK headlines

Ghost ship carrying cannibal rats could be heading for Britain
A deserted cruise liner which is believed to have been drifting around the North Atlantic for a year carrying nothing but hordes of rats could be heading for British shores, it has been claimed


laugh, yeah, it's TGIF!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:17 PM (fceHP)

92 Joel Pollak is just killing it on the socialist tv. Calm cool and a constitutionalist. MSNBC has no answers to this man. He owns the discussion, with the left. Unflappable guy.

Posted by: redenzo at August 18, 2017 05:17 PM (5wSNN)

93 That's hilarious, but 2 minutes seems like maybe the right length for the gag.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 18, 2017 05:17 PM (PXbkt)

94 I never realized I was hurting my wife's feelings so much when I would point out the "coincidences" in the *cough* reality shows she loved so much. Not to mention the camera shots ahead of the people venturing into the wilderness, the medical staff, etc.

It really bothered her, and I just found it amusing. I felt pretty bad about it, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 18, 2017 05:14 PM (fzJai)


What I hate with the heat of a thousand suns is the documentary that says it's going to be "true crime" or whatever, and it's a bunch of reenactments.

Egad, I hate reenactments. Either you have access to the crime scene photos and archival video, with interviews of actual folks who were there, or you're just rehashing stuff to be found elsewhere.

Hate it.

HATE.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2017 05:18 PM (TOk1P)

95 Crowdsourcing justice is kind of a bad idea, historically.


Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 05:13 PM
---

I believe that the phrase you're looking for is "mob rules."

And... it's happening now.
Posted by: shibumi at August 18, 2017 05:14 PM (aT+Bx)


Mob rule of the lynch mob variety, specifically.

Or, pure democracy: two wolves and a sheep voting on what to eat for lunch.

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 05:18 PM (s5o+q)

96 Willowed b/c Very funny & during mass hysteria week I need a lot of funny.
For GOT/South Park Fans
------
587 485 482 Incest, rape, intrigue, rape, revenge, rape, and rape.
Posted by: Grump928(C) blurts at August 18, 2017 04:12 PM (QQ+il)

Incest, rape, intrigue, rape, revenge, rape, murder, rape, boobs, rape, floppy wieners, rape and rape.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2017 04:14 PM (0mRoj)

"A floppy wiener is like a gay wiener..."

http://tinyurl.com/y7zcomm6
Posted by: Butters at August 18, 2017 04:30 PM (Cfzj6)

Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 18, 2017 05:18 PM (Cfzj6)

97 Innocent. Dicks images are unique, like a signature. And shit. I'm looking at the pubic hairs as a defining moment like the O.J. Simpson glove fiasco.

Posted by: Fritz at August 18, 2017 05:18 PM (eLttb)

98 Just waiting for the new Marvel series for Antifa Man/Girl. The black clad gender fluid moderately obese hero wielding its magic sickle and hammer against anyone who is not communist enough

Posted by: Greg61 at August 18, 2017 05:18 PM (+15Q9)

99 >>>The best character in ALL of the series is Rosaria Dawson's, and she is such a left wing nitwit, I don't want to watch anything she is in now.

i think she's pretty boring too. They're trying to make her the series' Agent Coulson. Who was kind of a lame pet too.

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:19 PM (8rNrN)

100
/case in point: Antifa is NOT guilty of violence in Charlottesville. Posted by: shibumi at August 18, 2017 05:12 PM (aT+Bx)


Their violence is speech H8ter

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 18, 2017 05:19 PM (lKyWE)

101 I am so far behind the curve that I still have a collection of Viewfinder cardboard disks.

Ha! *fistbump*

We even have a projector.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2017 05:19 PM (QQ+il)

102 In highschool we would be out getting high and drunk and came upon the idea to steal the signage for an open house from one place and move it to another house a block away. I can't believe that we never got caught doing the stupid shit we did.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 18, 2017 05:19 PM (NqbN/)

103 I saw New Dark Century open for 10,000 Maniacs at the Charlottesville street fair, last weekend.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 18, 2017 05:19 PM (tbOMB)

104 Uh...this kinda happened at my high school.

Principal' name was Cox. He was a dick - cancelled HS graduation summer before senior year because last class misbehaved during ceremony. Bunch of guys spent the year creating "chef boni" art - large dick sculpture on front lawn w/first snow, red carpet for Homecoming royalty cut in shape of a dick (surprise when rolled out), large penis sculpture hung from rafters in gym, etc. Best was the signs at games: "We love our Cox!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2017 05:20 PM (NOIQH)

105 i think she's pretty boring too. They're trying to make her the series' Agent Coulson. Who was kind of a lame pet too.

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:19 PM (8rNrN)


OOOOOH! So you DO watch Agents of Shield after all!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2017 05:20 PM (TOk1P)

106 He could have saved some time by pasting McConnell's picture everywhere.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 05:20 PM (mcI77)

107 Whose dick this is?

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 18, 2017 05:20 PM (Nwg0u)

108 68 The last great documentary I remember watching was one produced by Tom Hanks' son about the history of Tower Records.
Posted by: Mark1971


I just saw a really interesting one:

"The Russian Cuckoo."

It's a documentary about a semi-insane Ukrainian artist who becomes convinced that the Chernobyl meltdown was intentionally ordered by mid-level Soviet authorities to hide the fact that a massively expensive military missile-defense system (installed next to the reactor) had failed and was dysfunctional. His theory was that they wanted to render the area radioactive so that the radar system couldn't be inspected, and thus their incompetence would not be exposed and they wouldn't be sent to the gulag.

What's interesting about it is NOT that the viewer ever gets convinced oft he theory, but rather we learn just how much the "Soviet mindset" still prevails in much of Russia and the Ukraine. To this day, people are too terrified to speak about "official secrets" for a nation that doesn't even exist any more. People live in sweat-drenched fear of the KGB, to this very day. Truly amazing. Plus, a lot of interesting info, revealed by the few insiders willing to talk. about Soviet military secrets. Theyn invented an "over-the-horizon" global radar system that couldn't detect anything airborne, in the world, all from a single gargantuan antenna next Chernobyl. That part is real. What apparently happened is that the antenna and its signal disrupted all sorts of other communications, and so had to be "re-tuned," after which it no longer worked. Anyway, worth checking out.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:20 PM (DQ4Fv)

109 Is this Lynch mob a Leftist or Alt Right, which is the same thing?

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2017 05:20 PM (pPKG5)

110 99 >>>The best character in ALL of the series is Rosaria Dawson's, and she is such a left wing nitwit, I don't want to watch anything she is in now.

i think she's pretty boring too. They're trying to make her the series' Agent Coulson. Who was kind of a lame pet too.

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:19 PM (8rNrN)



Faint praise, I guess. I had hopes for these series, and they just petered out. Thanks for the heads up on Defenders, so I won't waste time on it.


I can recommend Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. It was amusing.

Posted by: moki at August 18, 2017 05:20 PM (V+V48)

111 The Luke Cage character continues to be boring. Jessica Jones has become a one-trick pony: Whatever you say to her, she says something snarky and cynical and frankly stupid.


I can't believe anyone watches the Luke Cage show. I was losing my mind watching that show. So boring I couldn't hold out to see if anything was going to happen.

Never watched Jones.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:21 PM (fceHP)

112 >>>OOOOOH! So you DO watch Agents of Shield after all!!!


nah brah he was in the movies until he died or "Comic Book Died"

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:21 PM (8rNrN)

113 wow, looks like many people here didn't immediately see this was a spoof?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 05:21 PM (QDnY+)

114 93
That's hilarious, but 2 minutes seems like maybe the right length for the gag.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton



Nah, brah. We can get several 30 minute skits out of it, then turn it into a movie. It'll be great.


Posted by: Lorne Michaels at August 18, 2017 05:21 PM (LAe3v)

115 >>>i stayed up late to watch the first half of the first one and it was boring as hell. I assume it'll get better, because it must.

I've heard it picks up after episode 3. But still a typical Netflix Marvel series. I think they are getting a rebound in ratings after the disastrous Ironfist. Maybe a sympathy bump.

Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2017 05:21 PM (q177U)

116 The original Jessica Jones show was really good, unexpectedly enough. Best villain I've seen in a Marvel production.

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:21 PM (8rNrN)

117 77 Am I the last person on Earth who has a DVD only Netflix subscription?
Posted by: mark1971
............
Almost.. you and my daughter... and she watches my Netflix streaming account.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 18, 2017 05:13 PM (so+oy)

I don't want to say b/c...yes...I have one. And keep forgetting to cancel it. smh

Posted by: Ain't Sayin' at August 18, 2017 05:22 PM (Cfzj6)

118 Coulson made his mistake by not pulling the trigger on Loki, instead of talking. I have no sympathy for him.

Posted by: goon at August 18, 2017 05:22 PM (EaQ6/)

119 radar system that couldn't detect anything airborne
=
radar system that COULD detect anything airborne

My least favorite typo -- reversing the meaning of the whole comment. Sigh.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:22 PM (DQ4Fv)

120 "best of enemies" a 2015 documentary about the william f. buckley/gore vidal "debates" during the 1968 conventions is interesting. it includes the explosive exchange:

vidal: the only sort of pro- or crypto nazi that i can think of is yourself.

buckley: now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-nazi or i'll sock you in the goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered.

buckley later regretted the outburst, but i think he had it coming. appropriate today, given recent events.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 18, 2017 05:22 PM (AxFdW)

121 Ok. So I get unbanned and this post happens? Coincidence?

I THINK NOT!!

You're welcome.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:22 PM (srQiu)

122 It's satire.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2017 05:22 PM (0mRoj)

123 There are a lot of people in for a rude awakening as to how the real world works. If they think people are going to bend over for their politics they know nothing about human nature.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 18, 2017 05:22 PM (6eWxL)

124 wow, looks like many people here didn't immediately see this was a spoof?

That's what makes good satire. When you have to think about it for a minute.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 18, 2017 05:23 PM (O5Q3r)

125

I really liked Daredevil, but haven't watched the last season. I forgot about it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:23 PM (fceHP)

126 Ugh... so stupid and grotesque. This is why we have Caitlyn Jenners.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 18, 2017 05:23 PM (/qEW2)

127 I recorded a skateboarding documentary on one of the movie channels and actually looked forward to watching it. It was on the first skateboard team in California back when they were still riding 2x4s with metal roller skate wheels.

Halfway through the entire thing turned into a prolonged discussion about grrl power and how they were just as good as the boys at standing on 2x4 on rollerskate wheels that was moving slowly down a hill.

F*ck you, SJW agenda.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (fzJai)

128 The voiceover certainly sounded like Tom Hanks.

Posted by: pep at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (LAe3v)

129 That's a parody, right?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (/o9Qk)

130 I think its good hard investigative piece.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (srQiu)

131 wow, looks like many people here didn't immediately see this was a spoof?
Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 05:21 PM (QDnY+)


Scientists recently proved that we're living inside an elaborate Netflix comedy series, so it's all good.

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (s5o+q)

132 (... gore had it coming, that is.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (AxFdW)

133 cancelled HS graduation summer before senior year

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I see thag Manasas VA is canceling a Civil War re-enactment in favor of an actual civil war.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (Nwg0u)

134 The Netflix crime shows are not too bad. You expect those kind of things to drone on and on, but in an action series I don't really care much about how the superhero is feeling about things. Just break shit!

Posted by: goon at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (EaQ6/)

135 Another good doc is the one about Ginger Baker called Beware Of Mr. Baker. You can probably find it on YouTube. That guy is totally off his rocker.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (xPl2J)

136 119 radar system that couldn't detect anything airborne
=
radar system that COULD detect anything airborne

My least favorite typo -- reversing the meaning of the whole comment. Sigh.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:22 PM (DQ4Fv)

What's weird is I knew exactly what you meant. I'd like to commend my mind-fu, but honestly, my whole family talks like that, and I am used to it.

Posted by: moki at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (V+V48)

137 124 wow, looks like many people here didn't immediately see this was a spoof?

That's what makes good satire. When you have to think about it for a minute.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 18, 2017 05:23 PM (O5Q3r)

---

We just don't read/view the content.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (fzJai)

138 I really liked Daredevil, but haven't watched the last season. I forgot about it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:23 PM (fceHP)

Me too! Best of the bunch of the comic book genre.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 18, 2017 05:25 PM (tbOMB)

139 OOOOOH! So you DO watch Agents of Shield after all!!!

------------------------------
nah brah he was in the movies until he died or "Comic Book Died"
Posted by: ace at August 18, 2017 05:21 PM (8rNrN)


Alright, I just thought maybe I caught you, so I took a chance you'd let it slip.

Tahiti... it's a magical place.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2017 05:25 PM (TOk1P)

140 I saw New Dark Century open for 10,000 Maniacs at the Charlottesville street fair, last weekend.


Ever see 5000 Maniacs? It's a real movie about a "Centennial Celebration" in a southern town. The centennial of Sheman's visit. It's pretty funny (but a little gross).

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 18, 2017 05:25 PM (lIZQs)

141 I see thag Manasas VA is canceling a Civil War re-enactment in favor of an actual civil war.

Not quite. They're still going to have it, but the rebels will all have to engage in a self-criticism session.

Posted by: pep at August 18, 2017 05:25 PM (LAe3v)

142 This is what happens when you live in a matrix.

Posted by: Elon Musk at August 18, 2017 05:25 PM (mcI77)

143 Anonysaurus, that's a good one! (about Manassas)

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 05:25 PM (QDnY+)

144 Acting seems a bit stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2017 05:25 PM (0mRoj)

145 OK, I finally just watched the YouTube video for "American Vandal," and incredibly it has EXACTLY the same vibe as "The Russian Cuckoo!" The filmmaker is trying to make the point that a conspiracy theory is true, with comic results. Interesting.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:25 PM (DQ4Fv)

146 I can recommend Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. It was amusing.


Is there more then the one season? I want more of the Holistic Assassin Chick.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (QQ+il)

147 *stiff. Goddammit, autocucumber screws up my joke.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (0mRoj)

148 The Netflix crime shows are not too bad. You expect those kind of things to drone on and on, but in an action series I don't really care much about how the superhero is feeling about things. Just break shit!
Posted by: goon at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (EaQ6/)


Ozark reminds me of Breaking Bad, but not as good.

I want to like it, but struggling with the acting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (fceHP)

149 Thank you Cannibal Bob.

It's because of you we have nice things.

(mwah) Welcome back!

Posted by: moki at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (V+V48)

150 >>wow, looks like many people here didn't immediately see this was a spoof?

Eh, they make entire movie that are satire like this, so I could believe that they'd make this ironically.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (NOIQH)

151 I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises.

Posted by: old hag at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

152
Halfway through the entire thing turned into a prolonged discussion about grrl power and how they were just as good as the boys at standing on 2x4 on rollerskate wheels that was moving slowly down a hill. F*ck you, SJW agenda.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (fzJai)


Some pretty hot skater chicks out there though

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (lKyWE)

153 25 Ace Rick rolled us.
Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2017 05:04 PM

======

More like Dick-Rolled us.

Posted by: ShainS at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (MrtjA)

154 wow, looks like many people here didn't immediately see this was a spoof?

-
Oh, yeah, we're supposed to be able to distinghish between
paranoid delusions and reality these days.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 18, 2017 05:27 PM (Nwg0u)

155 Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:20 PM (DQ4Fv)


Sounds like you're talking about the "Russian Woodpecker" which was an Over-The-Horizon radar they used. It played hell with the Amateur Radio frequencies for years.



This what it sounded like on the radio: https://youtu.be/hH6C0kun5DU



I've heard they've started up another one, but have yet to hear it for myself.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 18, 2017 05:27 PM (yzxic)

156 OK, I finally just watched the YouTube video for "American Vandal," and incredibly it has EXACTLY the same vibe as "The Russian Cuckoo!" The filmmaker is trying to make the point that a conspiracy theory is true, with comic results. Interesting.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:25 PM (DQ4Fv)


I kept telling all of you that it was ALIENS, but did you listen? Nooooo...

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at August 18, 2017 05:27 PM (s5o+q)

157 I can recommend Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. It was amusing.

yeah, I had fun with that one.

Dr. Who'esque.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:27 PM (fceHP)

158 "This is going to take more than ball hairs"

That's Obama WH level political genius.

Posted by: DaveA at August 18, 2017 05:27 PM (FhXTo)

159 147 *stiff. Goddammit, autocucumber screws up my joke.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (0mRoj)

"Stuff" could work, but stiff thats good stuff.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:28 PM (srQiu)

160 Why do I still have an 'x' key on my keyboard? Can someone give me a replacement key that sends the characters 'cks' instead? I know this is possible. The function keys send multiple bytes.

Is the 'k' key also bigoted? The KKK organization certainly makes heavy use of the letter 'k'. This is so difficult.

Posted by: Bill DeBlasio at August 18, 2017 05:28 PM (/qEW2)

161
Is there more then the one season? I want more of the Holistic Assassin Chick.


BART!!! She was my favorite too!

Yes, the show got the greenlight for a second season!

Posted by: moki at August 18, 2017 05:28 PM (V+V48)

162

I'm watching kooky Offspring. Get past the first episode or two. Some of the scenes tear your heart up. What a mix of kooky humor and "whack your heart hard."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:28 PM (fceHP)

163 Current word count for "dick": 32 ... I would have guessed more.

Posted by: goon at August 18, 2017 05:28 PM (EaQ6/)

164 >>>I really liked Daredevil, but haven't watched the last season. I forgot about it.

Season 2 Daredevil is the best Marvel Netflix by a country mile.

Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2017 05:29 PM (q177U)

165 I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises.
Posted by: old hag at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (HgMAr)


no comment
ahaha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:29 PM (fceHP)

166 I can recommend Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

-
I read both books and liked them.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 18, 2017 05:29 PM (Nwg0u)

167 One wiener next to another wiener
Two wieners alongside yet another wiener

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2017 05:29 PM (0mRoj)

168 146>>>

Not yet, but they're supposedly working on a 2nd.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 18, 2017 05:29 PM (iwXVe)

169 Is Manassas really cancelling a re-enactment?

In any case, I can see this sort of idiocy happening, if the current wave of vandalism continues.

(and by vandalism I refer not so much to the actual physical, illegal vandalism going on, but the idiotic, racist, historically illiterate mob hysteria/Democratic black turnout campaign currently disfiguring the country ..... and revealing how far gone it is)

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 05:29 PM (QDnY+)

170 *stiff. Goddammit, autocucumber screws up my joke.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (0mRoj))


So your're saying autocucumber stuffed your stiff?

*has idea for Netflix series*

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at August 18, 2017 05:30 PM (s5o+q)

171 Sounds like you're talking about the "Russian Woodpecker" which was an Over-The-Horizon radar they used. It played hell with the Amateur Radio frequencies for years.



This what it sounded like on the radio: https://youtu.be/hH6C0kun5DU



I've heard they've started up another one, but have yet to hear it for myself.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 18, 2017 05:27 PM (yzxic)


I've heard the NorK/Chinese woodpecker on 40M 7.030-7.050mhz for awhile now. It sounds a bit different.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 05:30 PM (mcI77)

172 Season 2 Daredevil is the best Marvel Netflix by a country mile.
Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2017 05:29 PM (q177U)


I shall get back on the Daredevil train.
So much to watch.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:30 PM (fceHP)

173

Reminds me of super bad

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:30 PM (pUS6N)

174 Sending the aliens guy sock back to its dimension.

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 05:30 PM (s5o+q)

175

I'm not afraid to admit I'm still digging Game of Thrones.

I want a dragon.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:30 PM (fceHP)

176 155 Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:20 PM (DQ4Fv)


Sounds like you're talking about the "Russian Woodpecker" which was an Over-The-Horizon radar they used. It played hell with the Amateur Radio frequencies for years.



This what it sounded like on the radio: https://youtu.be/hH6C0kun5DU



I've heard they've started up another one, but have yet to hear it for myself.
Posted by: Country Singer


Yes! Thank you!

I gave the title of the movie wrong -- it's actually "The Russian Woodpecker" (NOT "The Russian Cuckoo.")

Here it is at IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4082596/

Thanks for saving my ass on that one!

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:30 PM (DQ4Fv)

177 113 wow, looks like many people here didn't immediately see this was a spoof?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 05:21 PM (QDnY+)

++++

The world we live in is too stupid. Sadly, it could have been true.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 18, 2017 05:31 PM (FUu/Z)

178 CIRCUMCISED BABY DICKS!!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at August 18, 2017 05:31 PM (398bZ)

179 I've heard the NorK/Chinese woodpecker on 40M 7.030-7.050mhz for awhile now. It sounds a bit different.



Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 05:30 PM (mcI77)


I'll have to listen for it sometime.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 18, 2017 05:31 PM (yzxic)

180 149 Thank you Cannibal Bob.

It's because of you we have nice things.

(mwah) Welcome back!

Posted by: moki at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (V+V4

LMAO. hello Moki. I lurked and stalked...so I was still present but when I went to ambush a few a' you kids it fell flat.

Mwaaaa! To you!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:31 PM (srQiu)

181 OK, guess I'm late to the party.


I do love a good spoof/satire/parody.
I watch the Burning Love first season often and laugh my ass off every time. A giant sendup of the Bachelor reality series.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 18, 2017 05:31 PM (/o9Qk)

182 He should have drawn guns. This is not funny, just vulgar and evil.

Posted by: Zed at August 18, 2017 05:32 PM (/qEW2)

183 We don't read/view the content

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 18, 2017 05:24 PM (
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Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 18, 2017 05:32 PM (Cfzj6)

184 Anonysaurus, that's a good one! (about Manassas)

-
And it's true. See WZ.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 18, 2017 05:32 PM (Nwg0u)

185 Looks to me like they're promoting a spoof documentary that seems like it could be a hoot.

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 18, 2017 05:32 PM (K/9da)

186 165 I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises.

Posted by: old hag at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

Its an acquired taste.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:32 PM (srQiu)

187 If there is anything less in need of "conspiracy" explanation on earth than Soviet incompetence with nuclear energy, I can't think of it.

I thought "conspiracy" stuff applied to things that were otherwise inexplicable, or suspicious. Chernobyl was utterly and mundanely Soviet in all respects.

"Children, matches. Soviets, nuclear power."

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 05:33 PM (QDnY+)

188 "This is going to take more than ball hairs"
..........

Don't be shy with the razor.

Posted by: Dick Balshaef at August 18, 2017 05:33 PM (HgMAr)

189
Bloomberg TV - Bannon tells Bloomberg he's going to war for Trump against his opponents on Capitol Hill and I couldn't type the rest of it fast enough. I guess that's what Joel Pollak's WAR tweet meant. GOP establishment and other sell outs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2017 05:34 PM (493sH)

190 Uh...this kinda happened at my high school.

Principal' name was Cox. He was a dick - cancelled HS graduation summer before senior year because last class misbehaved during ceremony. Bunch of guys spent the year creating "chef boni" art - large dick sculpture on front lawn w/first snow, red carpet for Homecoming royalty cut in shape of a dick (surprise when rolled out), large penis sculpture hung from rafters in gym, etc. Best was the signs at games: "We love our Cox!"
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2017 05:20 PM (NOIQH)


this is too funny

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:34 PM (fceHP)

191 186 165 I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises.

Posted by: old hag at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

It grows on you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:34 PM (srQiu)

192 Step into the light, all are welcome, all are welcome.

Posted by: Strobe at August 18, 2017 05:34 PM (gbWkA)

193 I tried to warn you. I tried.

You should have clapped.

Posted by: Jeb! at August 18, 2017 05:34 PM (ctuyM)

194
I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises. Posted by: old hag at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (HgMAr)


Their antics can get them in some hilarious situations

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 18, 2017 05:35 PM (lKyWE)

195 Bloomberg TV - Bannon tells Bloomberg he's going to war for Trump against his opponents on Capitol Hill and I couldn't type the rest of it fast enough. I guess that's what Joel Pollak's WAR tweet meant. GOP establishment and other sell outs
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2017 05:34 PM (493sH)


this is good

I heart Bannon.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:35 PM (fceHP)

196 generally, "best of enemies" has received middling reviews both from left and right. it's fairly even handed but superficial and unfortunately ends with a slight towards buckley, as might be expected.

it implies he was maybe gay himself and it totally misrepresents the outcome of his slander suit against esquire magazine, stating he dropped the suit rather than that esquire settled with an apology and paid his attorney fees; esquire re-ran the vidal article that slandered buckley, he sued again and that time settled for another apology, fees + damages!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 18, 2017 05:35 PM (AxFdW)

197 183. Dammit!
Re: not reading/viewing content...

What I wanted to type was that the first time I was linked to this board I remember thinking...wth is going on here?!

The remarks have little to with the topic...and I can't make heads or tails of the conversations. lolz

Now I get it...well, sometimes. )

Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 18, 2017 05:35 PM (Cfzj6)

198 https://youtu.be/fzuvQXDUybE


Super Bad dick drawings

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:36 PM (pUS6N)

199 I see dick-drawers.

Posted by: Cole Sear at August 18, 2017 05:36 PM (8iiMU)

200
Rest of Bannon quote Trump's opponents in government, media and business. Cry havoc, baby!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2017 05:36 PM (493sH)

201 165 I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises.

Posted by: old hag at August 18, 2017 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

It grows on you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:34 PM (srQiu)



erecting memes are hard

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:36 PM (fceHP)

202 Bloomberg TV - Bannon tells Bloomberg he's going to war for Trump against his opponents on Capitol Hill and I couldn't type the rest of it fast enough. I guess that's what Joel Pollak's WAR tweet meant. GOP establishment and other sell outs
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2017 05:34 PM (493sH)


That sucking sound you hear is the collective GOP anus collapsing.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 05:36 PM (mcI77)

203

Bannon on the outside is better

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:36 PM (pUS6N)

204 Has a Dem politician ever been asked to disavow any group or individual?

Posted by: MAGA at August 18, 2017 05:36 PM (Tyk2V)

205 191 186 165 I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises.

Posted by: old hag at August 18, 2017 05:

Well not all dicks are funny. The funny ones come and go.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:37 PM (srQiu)

206 Might be best to cancel reenactment at Manassas this year. Occupy Wall Street was a thing, and then it wasn't. Why give SJWs and Soros goons a ripe target? Let them go hang in Mom's basement for a day, eating cold pizza and downing soda. Hopefully, they'll die from lack of productive activity, or at least become very weak.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at August 18, 2017 05:37 PM (RHjCR)

207 Give "Comrade Detective" on Amazon Prime a try. It's a Romanian Dectective during the Cold War and solves crimes like smuggling Jeans, Bibles, and Pepsi. They play it totally straight, Reminds me a lot of NAKED GUN. Very funny, Of course the suspect will survive because they have the Best healthcare in the world, Lots of Jokes about how Great Communism is.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 18, 2017 05:37 PM (dKiJG)

208 Imma draw a dick myself

Posted by: NCKate at August 18, 2017 05:37 PM (kdWs5)

209 BTW... tomorrow is a regional meeting to oust Trump/Pence:

http://tinyurl.com/y7kcqmcs

Regional Conferences in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Austin.

Posted by: shibumi at August 18, 2017 05:37 PM (aT+Bx)

210 The plural of penis is peni as in eat a bag of peni, you dick.

Posted by: Strobe at August 18, 2017 05:37 PM (gbWkA)

211 Is it too much to ask for a billionaire with a sense of humor to fund an astroturf operation of Japanese-Americans calling for removal of the FDR memorial and of all FDR names on public buildings and infrastructure?

I could also see a "movement" to remove the WWII memorial, based on all the civilians killed by the Allies in WWII.

If you're going to take a real, unique country and trash it, ISIS/Taliban/Nazi style, go full Taliban, danggit. No more half measures!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 05:37 PM (QDnY+)

212 The hairs are the key. No true dick drawer would leave off the hairs. Besides it's the best part of spray painting . Quick straight lines. Also why didn't they investigate the girl who like drawing vaginas when the boys bathroom doors were covered with them?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 18, 2017 05:37 PM (Q3fP7)

213 MAGA
No

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2017 05:37 PM (pPKG5)

214 203

Bannon on the outside is better
Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:36 PM (pUS6N)

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I agree. I'm not sure why he was ever made an adviser.

Posted by: MAGA at August 18, 2017 05:38 PM (Tyk2V)

215

Time to go after McCain, Flake, Snow, Murkowsky, Corker, McConnell, Ryan, Rubio

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:38 PM (pUS6N)

216 I'm not afraid to admit I'm still digging Game of Thrones.

I want a dragon.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



Same here. I'd settle for tiny giraffes.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2017 05:38 PM (z8tEv)

217 We are remodeling the house and I've been searching for a 'muse' for new paintings. i may have found it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:39 PM (srQiu)

218 Hmmm

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 18, 2017 05:39 PM (nQHw/)

219 I do not like it up my ass
I do not like fields of it, instead of grass.
I do not like it drawn on my car.
I do not like it,
Sam I are.

Posted by: Sean Penn at August 18, 2017 05:39 PM (/qEW2)

220 Time to go after McCain, Flake, Snow, Murkowsky, Corker, McConnell, Ryan, Rubio
Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:38 PM (pUS6N)



Susan Collins!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:39 PM (fceHP)

221 189
Bloomberg TV - Bannon tells Bloomberg he's going to war for Trump against his opponents on Capitol Hill and I couldn't type the rest of it fast enough. I guess that's what Joel Pollak's WAR tweet meant. GOP establishment and other sell outs
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2017 05:34 PM (493sH)

Ty QuietMan for the info. I posted on another thread that I hoped it was something like that or that he'd build a 3rd party.

Also, is your moniker related to the movie Quiet Man with John Wayne?

Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 18, 2017 05:39 PM (Cfzj6)

222

Better to have a bomb thrower on the outside

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:40 PM (pUS6N)

223

Poor Tom Cruise.
Hurt.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 05:40 PM (fceHP)

224 Oh, speaking of living in Idiocracy. I see that they are in talk to bring back King of the Hill. Mike Judge is awesome.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 18, 2017 05:40 PM (2noMQ)

225 Riveting ball hair conversation.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 18, 2017 05:40 PM (nQHw/)

226

Collins

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:40 PM (pUS6N)

227 I see a sequel here.

Flying Vaginas.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:40 PM (srQiu)

228 Well, if true, all that about Bannon going to war against the obstacles to progress is fine, but the WH itself is going to have to realize it also has to start doing this inside the GOP (and to vulnerable Dem senators). Report/rumor that Trump will endorse challenger to Sen. Flake (AZ) tomorrow at Phoenix rally. If that actually happens, I'll feel a lot better about what's to come.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 05:40 PM (QDnY+)

229 Go away to do some world stuff, come back, and it is male genitalia, wall to wall... what happened??.. who started this, anyway???

Posted by: kraken at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (pL6Vz)

230 Perhaps Bannion's being unleashed, so he can independently go all J.E.B. Stuart on their derrieres.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (ctuyM)

231 I've never understood what's so funny about penishes.

Posted by: Juan McCain at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (398bZ)

232 37
No one person could have pulled off that many dicks.

Posted by: MostlyRight at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM (FXI7e)

Ahem.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (8iiMU)

233 My penis is funny.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (nQHw/)

234 I could never run for political office since they would for sure uncover pics of me wearing a Confederate officers uniform. Being drunk and guzzling beer while wearing it wouldn't help either.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (Q3fP7)

235

Time to put the fear of God, or primary, in these assholes

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (pUS6N)

236 It's all Archer and Futurama until hockey season starts.

Posted by: Strobe at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (gbWkA)

237 Did you know that there are adult coloring books that are pages a paisley dicks?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (srQiu)

238

You cant attack your own party from the WH

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:42 PM (pUS6N)

239 224 Oh, speaking of living in Idiocracy. I see that they are in talk to bring back King of the Hill. Mike Judge is awesome.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 18, 2017 05:40 PM (2noMQ)

I think Silicon Valley on HBO is pretty damn good and I'm not a tech guy.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 18, 2017 05:42 PM (Q3fP7)

240 Bannon tells Bloomberg he's going to war for Trump against his opponents on Capitol Hill
==

Good! The #WAR message from Breitbart was confusing at first. (Could have been baseball stats for all anybody knew.) But this is a good way for Bannon to frame it.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 18, 2017 05:42 PM (PXbkt)

241 >>>I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises.

Are you saying we have to point it out for you?

Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2017 05:43 PM (q177U)

242 Trust me, ball hair is way better than a hair ball.

Ack!

Posted by: Bill the Cat at August 18, 2017 05:43 PM (ctuyM)

243 If you have a pirate box, "The Man in the High Castle" is compelling.
(Amazon production)

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 18, 2017 05:43 PM (lIZQs)

244 Thanks Ace, we really needed that comic relief.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2017 05:43 PM (8iiMU)

245 187 If there is anything less in need of "conspiracy" explanation on earth than Soviet incompetence with nuclear energy, I can't think of it.

I thought "conspiracy" stuff applied to things that were otherwise inexplicable, or suspicious. Chernobyl was utterly and mundanely Soviet in all respects.

"Children, matches. Soviets, nuclear power."
Posted by: rhomboid


Here's the theory -- what do you think:



Apparently, it is documented that the operators of the reactor were conducting a series of stupid (i.e. unnecessary) experiments on the reactor, trying to increase output levels, and realized halfway through that the experiments were actually dangerous and could lead to a meltdown if continued. So they decided to end the series of experiments.

AND THEN, everyone concedes there was a call from Moscow to the control room, in the hours before what became the meltdown. Few will admit to what was said in that call, but some say that the call commanded -- as in a military command that could be disobeyed -- to continue the experiments as originally planned. The control room operators protested at first, saying, "Nyet! It we push it too far, it could cause a meltdown," but they were overridden and COMMANDED to continue.

The question the movie pursues is: Why? Why did someone in Moscow consciously try to cause a meltdown at Chernobyl.

The then discover that the guy who invented the over-the-horizon radar was rewarded for his patriotism by being made a member of the Central Committee of the Communist Party -- someone who had the authority to make such a call and make such an order. When his invented turned out, eventually to be dysfunctional, he was afraid of losing his political position and possibly even his life, so he intentionally ordered the meltdown so that the dysfunction of the radar system could not be documented (since the antenna was right next to the reactor).

I'm not saying that I myself believe this theory -- what's interesting is that they have all this real James O'Keefe-style secret camera video of former Soviet spymasters and scientists talking about their fears and attitudes surrounding the issue. Really fascinating.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:43 PM (DQ4Fv)

246 Is there really a movie about some holistic detective? (Title?) or are you jerking my chain. i cant tell anymore.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:44 PM (srQiu)

247 No one person could have pulled off that many dicks.
Posted by: MostlyRight at August 18, 2017 05:05 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Sheppy at August 18, 2017 05:44 PM (ctuyM)

248
206 Might be best to cancel reenactment at Manassas this year. Occupy Wall Street was a thing, and then it wasn't. Why give SJWs and Soros goons a ripe target? Let them go hang in Mom's basement for a day, eating cold pizza and downing soda. Hopefully, they'll die from lack of productive activity, or at least become very weak.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at August 18, 2017 05:37 PM (RHjCR)

Reenact First or Second Manassas? First is chaotic and more fun. Second is incomPopeant and less fun.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 18, 2017 05:44 PM (e1mEI)

249 >>>I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises.

It isn't amusing. It's like feces. Unfortunate but necessary. Best not discussed.

Posted by: Zed at August 18, 2017 05:45 PM (/qEW2)

250
Go away to do some world stuff, come back, and it is male genitalia, wall to wall... what happened??.. who started this, anyway???
Posted by: kraken at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (pL6Vz)


Dick out front should've told you

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 18, 2017 05:45 PM (lKyWE)

251 But it's not just ball hairs, - it's perspective, -- bird's eye view, worm's eye view, or profile. Left profile? Right profile? Any forensics investigation worth dick will highlight these important findings.

Posted by: Fritz at August 18, 2017 05:45 PM (eLttb)

252 I have a feeling something really bad is going to happen this weekend.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 18, 2017 05:47 PM (CNHr1)

253 It's all fun and penises until Shep! gets and eye poked out.

Posted by: Strobe at August 18, 2017 05:47 PM (gbWkA)

254 235

Time to put the fear of God, or primary, in these assholes
Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (pUS6N)

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Time to repeal and replace the GOPe.

MAGA, America First, Drain the Swamp.

Posted by: MAGA at August 18, 2017 05:47 PM (Tyk2V)

255 >>> Is there really a movie about some holistic detective? (Title?) or are you jerking my chain. i cant tell anymore.

Dirk Gently's Holistitic Detective Agency

Douglas Adams book, wasn't aware that a movie was made.

Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2017 05:48 PM (U0v/A)

256 Is there really a movie about some holistic detective? (Title?) or are you jerking my chain. i cant tell anymore.


A series.

Posted by: Grump928(c) knows the glass is half full at August 18, 2017 05:49 PM (LTHVh)

257

Time for Bannon to go rogue

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:49 PM (pUS6N)

258 252 I have a feeling something really bad is going to happen this weekend.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 18, 2017 05:47 PM (CNHr1)

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Channeling Han Solo?

Posted by: MAGA at August 18, 2017 05:49 PM (Tyk2V)

259 Ben Rhodes on twitter : "When will all the winning stop?"

Me to Ben : When Obama's legacy is destroyed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 18, 2017 05:49 PM (4e+hS)

260 >>I'm not afraid to admit I'm still digging Game of Thrones.


I want a dragon.


Book recommendation: "The Great Zoo of China"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2017 05:49 PM (NOIQH)

261 254 235

Time to put the fear of God, or primary, in these assholes
Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (pUS6N)

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Time to repeal and replace the GOPe.

MAGA, America First, Drain the Swamp.
Posted by: MAGA at August 18, 2017 05:47 PM (

Time for a new America first Party... nothing less will satisfy me.

Posted by: kraken at August 18, 2017 05:49 PM (pL6Vz)

262 I've heard the NorK/Chinese woodpecker on 40M 7.030-7.050mhz for awhile now. It sounds a bit different.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 05:30 PM (mcI77)

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Hmmm. Is it loud? Sounds like it could almost be used as a beacon.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2017 05:49 PM (Fmupd)

263
It's all fun and penises until Shep! gets and eye poked out.
Posted by: Strobe at August 18, 2017 05:47 PM (gbWkA)


His brown eye

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 18, 2017 05:49 PM (lKyWE)

264 Imma draw a dick myself

Posted by: NCKate at August 18, 2017 05:37 PM


Excuse me while I whip this out...

Posted by: Sherrif Bart at August 18, 2017 05:49 PM (p+Wdc)

265 This has to be fake.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at August 18, 2017 05:49 PM (jxw6R)

266

Hey

Im flying to Spain Sunday for my 25th wedding anniversary


Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:50 PM (pUS6N)

267 My memory - admittedly vague at this point - of the Chernobyl autopsy was very different. Simple (if catastrophic) incompetence in controlling the reaction.

Also, seems very doubtful that a Central Committee member would be in the line of command for a power plant, or have any suck there. It was only a few of the senior members who had much power outside their narrow area, and doubtful a defense sector engineer would be any more than a low-ranking, more or less symbolic CC member.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 05:50 PM (QDnY+)

268 It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 18, 2017 05:50 PM (gbWkA)

269 249 >>>I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises.
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I have been told that all men have a name for their "little friend." And I may have some first hand knowledge on this...but I ain't sayin. I shall not provide examples. But you know who you are.

Posted by: Ain't sayin at August 18, 2017 05:50 PM (Cfzj6)

270 I could never run for political office since they would for sure uncover pics of me wearing a Confederate officers uniform. Being drunk and guzzling beer while wearing it wouldn't help either.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 18, 2017 05:41 PM (Q3fP7)


I got more skeletons than the basement of a medieval church. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2017 05:50 PM (aMlLZ)

271 Is there really a movie about some holistic detective? (Title?) or are you jerking my chain. dicking around? i cant tell anymore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 18, 2017 05:44 PM


FIFY

Posted by: Richard from NSA at August 18, 2017 05:50 PM (ctuyM)

272 Roy Moore for AL Senator!

Make support from McConnell the kiss of death.

Posted by: MAGA at August 18, 2017 05:51 PM (Tyk2V)

273 ThunderB - well, at least you'll get to see a lot more automatic weaponry than usual when travelling to Europe! And more cops.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 05:52 PM (QDnY+)

274 Same here. I'd settle for tiny giraffes.

That breathe fire.

Posted by: Grump928(c) knows the glass is half full at August 18, 2017 05:52 PM (LTHVh)

275 Time for ice cream!

Posted by: Strobe at August 18, 2017 05:52 PM (gbWkA)

276 The question the movie pursues is: Why? Why did someone in Moscow consciously try to cause a meltdown at Chernobyl.



Collusion with Trump?

Just spitballin' here.

Posted by: This Is CNN at August 18, 2017 05:52 PM (Mouru)

277 ThunderB, congrats to you both and have a wonderful and safe trip.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 18, 2017 05:52 PM (dEQP3)

Posted by: Richard from NSA at August 18, 2017 05:52 PM (ctuyM)

279 Nothing about this is funny. In fact, it's painful to watch.

Posted by: Dick Hertz at August 18, 2017 05:52 PM (398bZ)

280

Sad to say but there is a very good chance we have 2 new senators in AZ by the end of the year

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:53 PM (pUS6N)

281 266

Hey

Im flying to Spain Sunday for my 25th wedding anniversary


Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:50 PM (pUS6N)

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Be sure to look both ways before you cross the streets there.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2017 05:53 PM (Fmupd)

282 I have been told that all men have a name for their "little friend."


I have never given the meat-master a name.

Posted by: Grump928(c) knows the glass is half full at August 18, 2017 05:53 PM (LTHVh)

283 ... i've been looking for a reason to bring up "best of enemies" and that buckley/gore exchange given current events. even 50 years ago you had a liberal blithely calling a conservative a nazi. i wish buckley had socked him, gore deserved it.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 18, 2017 05:53 PM (AxFdW)

284

Thanks

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:53 PM (pUS6N)

285 Let he who is without dick cast off the first stones.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 18, 2017 05:54 PM (ctuyM)

286 Im flying to Spain Sunday for my 25th wedding anniversary


Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:50 PM (pUS6N)



Spain? I would have insisted that it be held closer to home.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2017 05:54 PM (Mouru)

287 255 >>> Is there really a movie about some holistic detective? (Title?) or are you jerking my chain. i cant tell anymore.

Dirk Gently's Holistitic Detective Agency

Douglas Adams book, wasn't aware that a movie was made.
Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2017 05:48 PM (U0v/A)
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BBC or some similar outfit did a series on Dirk Bentley. It ran on PBS. I love Brit TV...but I could not sit thru that series. I was bored outta my mind. Maybe knowing the book would have helped. You could probably find it at Acorn.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 18, 2017 05:54 PM (Cfzj6)

288
I have been told that all men have a name for their "little friend." And I may have some first hand knowledge on this...but I ain't sayin. I shall not provide examples. But you know who you are.
Posted by: Ain't sayin at August 18, 2017 05:50 PM (Cfzj6)


Mine is Thrustin Howell III

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 18, 2017 05:54 PM (lKyWE)

289 280

Sad to say but there is a very good chance we have 2 new senators in AZ by the end of the year
Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:53 PM (pUS6N)

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Tumorhead and F***face both going to die?

Posted by: MAGA at August 18, 2017 05:54 PM (Tyk2V)

290 " Well I've never been to Spain".. name that tune..

Posted by: kraken at August 18, 2017 05:55 PM (pL6Vz)

291 Is there really a movie about some holistic detective? (Title?) or are you jerking my chain. i cant tell anymore.

Dirk Gently's Holistitic Detective Agency

Douglas Adams book, wasn't aware that a movie was made.

-
Comedy science fiction from the guy who brought us Hitchiker's Guide To the Galaxy.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 18, 2017 05:55 PM (Nwg0u)

292

Planned a while ago. Im a thrill seeker

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:55 PM (pUS6N)

293 Thunder, what's sad about that? Might be important for the country's welfare. McCain should retire and spend time with his family. He's really only confirming the worst, most vicious assessments of his character with his last-ditch Volkssturm act.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 05:55 PM (QDnY+)

294 I was in Spain when Franco still owned the place. It was ... orderly.

Posted by: Grump928(c) knows the glass is half full at August 18, 2017 05:56 PM (LTHVh)

295 >>> " Well I've never been to Spain".. name that tune..

But I kinda like the music.

Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2017 05:56 PM (U0v/A)

296 have been told that all men have a name for their "little friend." And I
may have some first hand knowledge on this...but I ain't sayin. I shall
not provide examples. But you know who you are.
Posted by: Ain't sayin at August 18, 2017 05:50 PM


IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE MINE IS YCLEPT THE PITTSBURG STEELER!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 18, 2017 05:57 PM (ctuyM)

297 I don't want nobody comes after me. No sir.

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2017 05:57 PM (zLDYs)

298 Please let us know where the rain there falls mainly.

Posted by: Strobe at August 18, 2017 05:57 PM (gbWkA)

299 Hey

Im flying to Spain Sunday for my 25th wedding anniversary


Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:50 PM (pUS6N)



Congratulations; Will keep you in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2017 05:57 PM (iVOAv)

300 I have been told that all men have a name for their "little friend."

-
Mine's Master Blaster.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 18, 2017 05:57 PM (Nwg0u)

301 290 " Well I've never been to Spain".. name that tune..
Posted by: kraken


Never Been to Spain, by Three Dog Night.

Kinda easy when the title is in the lyrics.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:57 PM (DQ4Fv)

302 Sad to say but there is a very good chance we have 2 new senators in AZ by the end of the year

Sad? Unless they're Democrats I'd be happy

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2017 05:58 PM (O2RFr)

303 I wish it were real. I would definitely watch 8 episodes of dick drawing.

Posted by: LASue at August 18, 2017 05:58 PM (hZ+us)

304 >>>I'll never understand what's so amusing about penises.


My wife laughs at mine. It used to make her scream.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 18, 2017 05:58 PM (lIZQs)

305 >>> " Well I've never been to Spain".. name that tune..

BTW, that would work great in a mashup with "Eurotrash Girl" by Cracker.

Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2017 05:58 PM (U0v/A)

306 For instance, why is almost all dick graffiti of erect penises? What is the clinical significance of this archetypal revelation?

Posted by: Fritz at August 18, 2017 05:59 PM (eLttb)

307 290 " Well I've never been to Spain".. name that tune..
Posted by: kraken

Never Been to Spain, by Three Dog Night.

Kinda easy when the title is in the lyrics.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 05:57 PM (DQ4Fv)

I know.. too easy, trick question.... now... the lyrics to " Blinded by the Light"...

Posted by: kraken at August 18, 2017 05:59 PM (pL6Vz)

308 I took off for Japan a day or two after the tsunami. Illustrating about the level of geographic and practical knowledge one has grown to expect, everybody was "OMG tsunami chaos nukyler crisis eleventy!!!".

A few of the less stupid ones sort of got it when I explained it was like going to San Diego when Portland was having some sort of crisis.

Was darkly amusing though, watching TEPCO and the nat. govt. more or less put on a workshop of how *not* to handle public information in a crisis, every night on the news.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 05:59 PM (QDnY+)

309 262 I've heard the NorK/Chinese woodpecker on 40M 7.030-7.050mhz for awhile now. It sounds a bit different.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 05:30 PM (mcI77)

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Hmmm. Is it loud? Sounds like it could almost be used as a beacon.


It's about an S9+20db here on the left coast sometimes but, very intermittent. It is definitely an OTHR signal. There is a well known Russian Navy beacon on 7.038mhz with a repetitive CW letter 'P' dit dah dah dit that I hear in the early morning. Very low power transmission I assume.


Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 05:59 PM (mcI77)

310 Kind of depressed Kid Rock announced he was just penising around on that run for the Senate.

Posted by: Strobe at August 18, 2017 06:00 PM (gbWkA)

311 >>> Never Been to Spain, by Three Dog Night.

Without Bing, can you name the songwriter?

Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2017 06:00 PM (U0v/A)

312 Al Sharpton--
I must say that the Al Sharpton interview on Charlie Rose was not the worst thing I've ever endured. I have no use for Charlie Rose, and the (hoping-to-run-for-President, I bet) historian/publisher who was also interviewed was tedious. If Al would be like this more of the time, I think he and Trump could get on a similar page.

http://tinyurl.com/yaxoqvlv

Posted by: m at August 18, 2017 06:00 PM (p6cpl)

313 I have been told that all men have a name for their "little friend."

The Phantom Menace.

Posted by: Cait Jenner at August 18, 2017 06:00 PM (/qEW2)

314 This I what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Posted by: Walter S. at August 18, 2017 06:00 PM (bc2Lc)

315 I have been told that all men have a name for their "little friend."

Now that's a reason I'm glad I'm not a man. ;^)

If my husband has a name for his, it's super secret, because he hasn'ttold me. Probably because I'd laugh-loudly

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2017 06:00 PM (iVOAv)

316 Planned a while ago. Im a thrill seeker
Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 05:55 PM (pUS6N)



I remember when the bulls were the only thing you had to outrun in Spain. Now it's rented vans too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2017 06:01 PM (Mouru)

317 For instance, why is almost all dick graffiti of erect penises?

Dood. It's been years since we had floppy disks.

Posted by: Your Desktop Personal Computer at August 18, 2017 06:01 PM (ctuyM)

318
Ace never posts music anymore

so here's another

Go To War (Official Video)
~Nothing More

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6c8X_s1h9Y

Do we feel safe?
Do we feel safe?
Do we feel safe?


(it's just a song

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 06:01 PM (fceHP)

319 Without Bing, can you name the songwriter?
Posted by: fluffy


Bing Crosby wrote songs for Three Dog Night?? Learn something new every day.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 06:02 PM (DQ4Fv)

320 FRIDAY NIGHT!!!

https://youtu.be/YEEy615Jzg4

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 06:02 PM (s5o+q)

321 We're here to help, ThunderB...

Posted by: kraken at August 18, 2017 06:02 PM (pL6Vz)

322 Hey, isn't it about time we quit curing mice of cancer, those bastards carry disease.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 18, 2017 06:02 PM (4e+hS)

323 383: The Buckley/Vidal final debate is hard for me to watch becuz Buckley, after getting baited and baited, finally (and justifiably) blew, and it destroyed his career. Vidal calls him crypto nazi and is fine; Buckley calls him queer and is ruined forever.

Posted by: LASue at August 18, 2017 06:03 PM (hZ+us)

324
I see that

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2017 06:03 PM (pUS6N)

325 It's about an S9+20db here on the left coast sometimes but, very intermittent. It is definitely an OTHR signal. There is a well known Russian Navy beacon on 7.038mhz with a repetitive CW letter 'P' dit dah dah dit that I hear in the early morning. Very low power transmission I assume.


Posted by: Under Fire



When it stops transmitting, subs surface and fire.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2017 06:03 PM (z8tEv)

326 315 I have been told that all men have a name for their "little friend."

Now that's a reason I'm glad I'm not a man. ;^)

If my husband has a name for his, it's super secret, because he hasn'ttold me. Probably because I'd laugh-loudly
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2017 06:00 PM
---------
U should ask and watch his face to see his reaction. That will give a good laugh right there.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 18, 2017 06:03 PM (aENAX)

327 Cicero @316, ha! Threadwinner.

"The Running of the Tourists"?

Ah! You say - such poor taste, an outrage!

True, kinda. I confess my GAF meter for Euro-terror has not shown any response to attacks for some time. Spain in particular does not register after the way they disgraced themselves - and put a "kick me" sign on their ass - in 2004.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2017 06:04 PM (QDnY+)

328
Hey, isn't it about time we quit curing mice of cancer, those bastards carry disease.


And they're heavy smokers

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 18, 2017 06:04 PM (lKyWE)

329


Everything Is Alright
~ The Glorious Sons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNSo9_apspU


Everything is alright
If only for the night
I forgot what it feels like
Everything is alright
If only for the night
I forgot what it feels like


must cook now.

Have a wonderful weekend!!!!!!!!!!!

Smile and go outside!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2017 06:04 PM (fceHP)

330
I have been told that all men have a name for their "little friend." And I may have some first hand knowledge on this...but I ain't sayin. I shall not provide examples. But you know who you are.
Posted by: Ain't sayin at August 18, 2017 05:50 PM (Cfzj6)

Mr. Plow. Comes with a jingle.

Telling for a friend.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 18, 2017 06:05 PM (e1mEI)

331 Hoyt W. Axton.

Posted by: HAL 2000 at August 18, 2017 06:05 PM (ctuyM)

332 322 Hey, isn't it about time we quit curing mice of cancer, those bastards carry disease.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 18, 2017 06:02 PM (4e+hS)


Liar.

Posted by: Hantavirus at August 18, 2017 06:05 PM (mcI77)

333
A timely warning for a dangerous age. I think this might be the most important documentary of the new dark dick century.




FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2017 06:05 PM (NyJwR)

334 3 I have been told that all men have a name for their "little friend."

-----------

Dick. I haven't really named it that but it really is a solid name.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2017 06:06 PM (Fmupd)

335 So they close down San Onofre nuke plant, and are left with spent rods and tons of nuclear waste. Well let's store it right here say the experts, it'll be safe. California awaits it's next giant earthquake or tsunami or both, and will bathe the Pacific from the other side with radiation. What giant mutant animal would you root for?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 18, 2017 06:06 PM (gOfte)

336 BIG JIM SLADE!

https://youtu.be/xQ96dy93mP0

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 06:07 PM (s5o+q)

337 325
When it stops transmitting, subs surface and fire.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2017 06:03 PM (z8tEv)

Probably. Dastardly Rooskies.

Posted by: Hantavirus at August 18, 2017 06:08 PM (mcI77)

338 How many times do I have to issue the same warning, to wit: WLNSSEODY?

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at August 18, 2017 06:08 PM (ctuyM)

339 @ kraken

Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
Like a runner in the night.

I confess for the first time that I thought they were singing 'douche' not deuce. I was young so didn't know what I was singing. Yea, that did not end well.

Posted by: Ain't sayin at August 18, 2017 06:09 PM (aENAX)

340 >>>I'm going to let the air out of the tires of his Euro-fag bicycle.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 18, 2017 05:06 PM (CP2mw)

heh

Posted by: m at August 18, 2017 06:09 PM (p6cpl)

341 Probably because I'd laugh-loudly

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2017 06:00 PM (iVOAv)


It's horseshit. I don't give it a name any more than I give my lung or nose or index finger a name. Pure horseshit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 18, 2017 06:09 PM (/qEW2)

342 So they close down San Onofre nuke plant, and are left with spent rods and tons of nuclear waste. Well let's store it right here say the experts, it'll be safe. California awaits it's next giant earthquake or tsunami or both, and will bathe the Pacific from the other side with radiation. What giant mutant animal would you root for?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 18, 2017 06:06 PM (gOfte)


Sealionsaurus?

Condorraptor?

Sharknado?

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 06:10 PM (s5o+q)

343 335 What giant mutant animal would you root for?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 18, 2017 06:06 PM (gOfte)


Schlongzilla

Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 06:10 PM (mcI77)

344 This is off topic but what is all this impeachment crap coming out today? I mean is the House seriously only 3 votes from bring articles of Impeachment ?Somehow I don't believe that

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2017 06:10 PM (O2RFr)

345 I'd rather gargle with dicks than draw them.

Posted by: Shemp at August 18, 2017 06:10 PM (BRpqW)

346 Deep Thoughts by Anonosaurus Wrecks:

Islam is not all bad. The Islamic influence on Spanish music is like piquante sauce. It's like a really good chimichanga. The western influence is the cool sour cream, lettuce, and tomato like the melody. The Islamic influence is the hot sauce and the weird harmonies and rasgueado strumming techniques.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 18, 2017 06:10 PM (Nwg0u)

347 I really don't think anyone names their penis.

Posted by: The Blue Throbber at August 18, 2017 06:10 PM (398bZ)

348 As long as you don't name " it" " Brad"...

Posted by: kraken at August 18, 2017 06:10 PM (pL6Vz)

349 325 It's about an S9+20db here on the left coast sometimes but, very intermittent. It is definitely an OTHR signal. There is a well known Russian Navy beacon on 7.038mhz with a repetitive CW letter 'P' dit dah dah dit that I hear in the early morning. Very low power transmission I assume.


Posted by: Under Fire

-------------

When I get my dipole up I'll listen for it.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (Fmupd)

350 The important thing isn't what YOU call it.

The important thing is what SHE calls it.

"Oh, wow!" is good.

"Hahahahahahaha" is not.

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (s5o+q)

351 islam invented the tortilla. True fact.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (Mouru)

352 "It's horseshit. I don't give it a name any more than I give my lung or nose or index finger a name. Pure horseshit."

Absolutely.

Posted by: Ol' Knobby at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (398bZ)

353 What giant mutant animal would you root for?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 18, 2017 06:06 PM


Rumors have been swirling that The Empress is working feverishly to come up with a giant mutant velociraptor/manatee cross.

I say we support her, and root for that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (ctuyM)

354 More confession...

I sang 'wrapped up like a douche'.

Very, very young. I had no idea what it meant, but hell, half the songs I sang then made no sense to me b/c...young.

Posted by: Ain't sayin at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (aENAX)

355 Which giant mutant animal would I root for? MegaAmericanBison-san!

Posted by: Strobe at August 18, 2017 06:12 PM (gbWkA)

356 @347

Me neither.

Posted by: Turgid Tom the Tonsils Tickler at August 18, 2017 06:12 PM (4ugnK)

357

He Didn't Draw Them Free Hand - a limerick


There once was a tagger named Casey
Who preferred genitalia, quite racy
He liked paint and colored pencils
But I think he used a stencil
Thus he's known around town as Dick Tracy

Posted by: Muldoon at August 18, 2017 06:12 PM (wPiJc)

358 Black supremacist finds out she is 1/3 white,hilarity ensues.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/273198/

Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2017 06:12 PM (rmVvL)

359 I don't think calling Vidal a queer ruined Buckley's career. He said that in 1968 and continued to host "Firing Line" until the 1990's I believe. I watched it s a kid with my mother who couldn't stand Buckley's police but thought he was bright and well spoken. and a good interviewer. Buckley also wrote a number of books I didn't even know about the "queer" appellation until a few years ago and he did apologize for it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2017 06:12 PM (iVOAv)

360 350 The important thing isn't what YOU call it.

The important thing is what SHE calls it.

"Oh, wow!" is good.

"Hahahahahahaha" is not.
Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (s5o+q)

Mmmmmmfffffmmffffmmffffh works too.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2017 06:12 PM (0mRoj)

361 323: i don't think it effected buckley's career at all. his show on pbs, "firing line", ran from 1966-1998. he pretty much became the respected face of conservativism and also maintained friendships with liberal politicians.

calling someone a queer today could ruin a career, but back then gays weren't a sacrosanct group.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 18, 2017 06:12 PM (AxFdW)

362
Men don't name their dicks but they do let it do the thinking some of the time

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 18, 2017 06:12 PM (lKyWE)

363 This is off topic but what is all this impeachment crap coming out today? I mean is the House seriously only 3 votes from bring articles of Impeachment ?Somehow I don't believe that
Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2017 06:10 PM (O2RFr)


Democrat-Media Complex/GOPe wet dream.

You might (in keeping with the theme) even say they've got a stiffie for it.

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 06:13 PM (s5o+q)

364 The leftist Alameda County DA -- after pointedly refusing at first to charge the Antifa bike-lock assailant, and only doing so after intense pressure and video proof of his guilt going viral - -just announced that he plans to throw "Based Stickman" (a Trump supporter) into jail for TEN YEARS for merely CARRYING an America flag that could be used as a weapon:

http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/based-stickman-kyle-chapman-faces-prison-11943171.php

Notice also how the SF Chronicle casually describes the Trump supporters as "white nationalists." All according to the script.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 06:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

365 Dick names. How juvenile.

Posted by: Thor Maidensplitter at August 18, 2017 06:13 PM (Mouru)

366 How come blacks are allowed to be supremacists but white supremacists are the worst people ever??

Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2017 06:13 PM (rmVvL)

367 Name it and claim it! Blab it and GRAB it!

Posted by: Joel Osteen at August 18, 2017 06:13 PM (/qEW2)

368 354 More confession...

I sang 'wrapped up like a douche'.

Very, very young. I had no idea what it meant, but hell, half the songs I sang then made no sense to me b/c...young.
Posted by: Ain't sayin at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (aENAX)

I guess it was written by Springsteen... a guy I generally have no use for...

Posted by: kraken at August 18, 2017 06:13 PM (pL6Vz)

369 islam invented the tortilla. True fact.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (Mouru)


And the Aztecs invented the vacation.

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 06:14 PM (s5o+q)

370 When I get my dipole up I'll listen for it.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (Fmupd)


I hear it on a doublet ^50 feet also on a GP vertical.


Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 06:14 PM (mcI77)

371 The important thing isn't what YOU call it.
The important thing is what SHE calls it.
"Oh, wow!" is good.
"Hahahahahahaha" is not.
Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM


"Thanks, but I don't smoke." as you slip it into her hand is the worst.

Posted by: Carlitos Peligro at August 18, 2017 06:14 PM (ctuyM)

372 Mega Schwartz-a-con!

Posted by: Strobe at August 18, 2017 06:14 PM (gbWkA)

373 367 Name it and claim it! Blab it and GRAB it!
Posted by: Joel Osteen at August 18, 2017 06:13 PM (/qEW2)

Types... deletes...

Posted by: kraken at August 18, 2017 06:14 PM (pL6Vz)

374
Well, I've never named my dick,
But, I sorta named my ear drums
One's name is Mr Bullworth
And the other's Lady Tingles
I don't abuse them
With rap or dog phlegm
Or Q-Tip white stems

Posted by: "I've Never Named My Dick' by Three Dong Night at August 18, 2017 06:15 PM (NyJwR)

375 Men don't name their dicks but they do let it do the thinking some of the time
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 18, 2017 06:12 PM (lKyWE)


You misspelled "most".

Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 06:15 PM (s5o+q)

376 I really don't think anyone names their penis.

-
BJ Clinton named his Lefty.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 18, 2017 06:15 PM (Nwg0u)

377 350 The important thing isn't what YOU call it.

The important thing is what SHE calls it.

"Oh, wow!" is good.

"Hahahahahahaha" is not.
Posted by: filbert at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (s5o+q)

ROFL

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 18, 2017 06:15 PM (aENAX)

378 : zombie

Seriously ? 10 years?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2017 06:15 PM (O2RFr)

379 What giant mutant animal would you root for?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 18, 2017 06:06 PM (gOfte)


Pelositoxzilla

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 18, 2017 06:15 PM (/o9Qk)

380 >>>>>
I really don't think anyone names their penis.<<<<<<

Of course not.

Posted by: Rumpleforeskin at August 18, 2017 06:16 PM (x3uSY)

381 How come blacks are allowed to be supremacists but white supremacists are the worst people ever??

Posted by: steevy


It's the racism of "low expectations".
Everyone pities the former as idiotic losers, and expects the whites to get a grip, grow up, realize how evil and stupid they are being, and do something more constructive.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 18, 2017 06:16 PM (/qEW2)

382 364. Lock up a hero warrior of Kekistan? There will be a terrible reckoning for this.

The War of Normie Aggression is an intolerable attempt at the genocide of our proud people, and victory shall be ours!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 18, 2017 06:16 PM (fA1SL)

383 There was a subtle reveal in the last episode of Game of Thrones: Jon Snow has a better legal claim to the Iron Throne than Danerys, as he isn't a bastard after all and is instead the lawful son of Danerys' older brother.

Danerys repeats ad infinitum that the Throne is hers by legal right. Silly rabbit.

To be settled by incestuous marriage?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2017 06:16 PM (+7/1f)

384 359-Meant Buckley's politics

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2017 06:17 PM (iVOAv)

385 I want a condorraptor.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 18, 2017 06:17 PM (dEQP3)

386 what we need is someone to "blow up" at being called a nazi now, instead of just letting it go.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 18, 2017 06:17 PM (AxFdW)

387 370 When I get my dipole up I'll listen for it.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (Fmupd)

I hear it on a doublet ^50 feet also on a GP vertical.

I hear it on my fillings..

Posted by: Strobe at August 18, 2017 06:17 PM (gbWkA)

388 I don't give it a name any more than I give my lung or nose or index finger a name. Pure horseshit.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 18, 2017 06:09 PM (/qEW2)


And here is me all this time, thinking it was Cold Bear....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 18, 2017 06:18 PM (Qp1Cp)

389 The mayor of Seattle named his dick Spot evidently.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 06:18 PM (mcI77)

390 378 : zombie

Seriously ? 10 years?
Posted by: It's me donna


Actually, it's EIGHT years -- but close enough:

"A Daly City man charged this week with possessing a lead-filled stick that he allegedly used to hit counterprotesters during a March rally in Berkeley could face up to eight years in state prison because of a prior violent felony, officials said Friday.

Since his arrest after the pro-President Trump rally March 4, 41-year-old Kyle Chapman has taken up the nickname "Based Stickman" and attracted a following of supporters in online white nationalist forums."

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 06:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

391 I heard it on the grapevine... speaking of which, always preferred the CCR version...

Posted by: kraken at August 18, 2017 06:18 PM (pL6Vz)

392 >>>>>
I really don't think anyone names their penis.

It's just a juvenile and ridiculous assertion.

Posted by: The Cyclopic Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile of Love at August 18, 2017 06:18 PM (398bZ)

393 Posted by: Ain't sayin at August 18, 2017 06:09 PM (aENAX)

Wrapped up like a douche is a better lyric.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 18, 2017 06:18 PM (LuKE7)

394 So by definition what is so bad about being white and a Nationalist? Should you instead be a white Internationalist?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2017 06:19 PM (O2RFr)

395
really don't think anyone names their penis.<<<<<<
Of course not.

Posted by: Rumpleforeskin at August 18, 2017 06:16 PM (x3uSY)


Asian men certainly don't

Posted by: Wang Dong Fuc at August 18, 2017 06:19 PM (lKyWE)

396 Colossus, - what conquered of fleet of little-men-in-boats at Rhodes.

Posted by: Fritz at August 18, 2017 06:19 PM (eLttb)

397 Asian men certainly don't

Can't name what you can't see...


Too harsh?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2017 06:20 PM (O2RFr)

398 394 So by definition what is so bad about being white and a Nationalist? Should you instead be a white Internationalist?
Posted by: It's me donna


Yup.

National Socialist = Nazi
International Socialist = Communist

Hence, "International" is better than "National."

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 06:20 PM (DQ4Fv)

399 Hey! Why did someone spraypaint a picture of me on the side of my Trans Am?!

Posted by: Driving Instructor Coach Biden at August 18, 2017 06:20 PM (KmZ9R)

400 Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2017 06:18 PM (DQ4Fv)

If he really does have that prior, he is all kinds of stupid for even going to the events he goes to, let alone carrying a lethal weapon.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 18, 2017 06:20 PM (Qp1Cp)

401 394 So by definition what is so bad about being white and a Nationalist? Should you instead be a white Internationalist?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2017 06:19 PM (O2RFr)

Why, in fact, I am white, and a nationalist... but apparently that is is fact BAD... according to the Left, who people allow the right to define everything now, I guess...

Posted by: kraken at August 18, 2017 06:21 PM (pL6Vz)

402 o by definition what is so bad about being white and a Nationalist? Should you instead be a white Internationalist?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2017 06:19 PM


I prefer white Russian.

Posted by: El Duderino at August 18, 2017 06:21 PM (ctuyM)

403 Cannot stop laughing...cannot breathe...

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 18, 2017 06:22 PM (aENAX)

404 Cyclopic Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile of Love would be an epic name for a rock band.

(Hey, Dave!)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 18, 2017 06:22 PM (Qp1Cp)

405 if you have a detachable penis, you have to name it, so you can put up posters when it's missing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 18, 2017 06:23 PM (kCsT4)

406 I named my penis Tiny Dancer

Posted by: Elton John at August 18, 2017 06:23 PM (LuKE7)

407 Cyclopic Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile of Love would be an epic name for a rock band.


I thought that was already a Steve Miller Band album.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2017 06:23 PM (Mouru)

408 I am so far behind the curve that I still have a collection of Viewfinder cardboard disks.
=====

zombie: ViewMaster. Get it right.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 18, 2017 06:23 PM (MIKMs)

409 ... i think the problem back then was that buckley threatened to slug him. and meant it. i think buckley regretted that, losing his cool.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 18, 2017 06:23 PM (AxFdW)

410 406 I named my penis Tiny Dancer

Rahm Emanuel is in your pants?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 06:24 PM (mcI77)

411 There was a subtle reveal in the last episode of Game of Thrones: Jon Snow has a better legal claim to the Iron Throne than Danerys, as he isn't a bastard after all and is instead the lawful son of Danerys' older brother.

Danerys repeats ad infinitum that the Throne is hers by legal right. Silly rabbit.

To be settled by incestuous marriage?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2017 06:16 PM (+7/1f)



Eh, this is George RR Martin, so Danerys is toast.

Probably killed by the little pie-faced assassin girl.

The red-head gets killed by the scheming blonde with the Moe Howard haircut.

Jon gets lost in the North but kills the Ice Zombies with Fat Boy Magic.

Comes back and cleans up the mess and is crowned King.









then the dragons eat him.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2017 06:24 PM (NyJwR)

412 if you have a detachable penis, you have to name it, so you can put up posters when it's missing...


That's what the straps are for.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2017 06:24 PM (Mouru)

413 Wrapped up like a douche is a better lyric.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 18, 2017 06:18 PM (LuKE7)
---
written by a douche would be more accurate


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 18, 2017 06:25 PM (kCsT4)

414 407
Cyclopic Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile of Love would be an epic name for a rock band.


I thought that was already a Steve Miller Band album.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2017 06:23 PM (Mouru)

It includes " pompatus" in there somewhere...

Posted by: kraken at August 18, 2017 06:25 PM (pL6Vz)

415 Cyclopic Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile of Love

Didnt Spinal Tap cover that ?

Posted by: CuChulainn at August 18, 2017 06:25 PM (vmsda)

416 Nood fish country

Posted by: Moron Robbie - White, Nationalist, and Now the Media Says We're White Nationalists at August 18, 2017 06:26 PM (psH+N)

417 Based Stickman did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 18, 2017 06:26 PM (fA1SL)

418 That's what the straps are for.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2017 06:24 PM (Mouru)
---
we won't ask how you know...



Posted by: redc1c4 at August 18, 2017 06:26 PM (kCsT4)

419 I come to you like a man and say NOOD

Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 06:26 PM (mcI77)

420 ...374
Well, I've never named my dick,
But, I sorta named my ear drums
One's name is Mr Bullworth
And the other's Lady Tingles
I don't abuse them
With rap or dog phlegm
Or Q-Tip white stems

Posted by: "I've Never Named My Dick' by Three Dong Night at August 18, 2017 06:15 PM (NyJwR)

That's . . . interesting.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2017 06:27 PM (p6cpl)

421 Average White Band, now designated as a hate group by SPLC?

Posted by: Strobe at August 18, 2017 06:27 PM (gbWkA)

422 370 When I get my dipole up I'll listen for it.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2017 06:11 PM (Fmupd)

I hear it on a doublet ^50 feet also on a GP vertical.


Posted by: Under Fire at August 18, 2017 06:14 PM (mcI77)

-----------

All I have right now is mobile HF.

Posted by: Soona at August 18, 2017 06:28 PM (Fmupd)

423 And here is me all this time, thinking it was Cold Bear....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


You make mine Smokin' the Bear...

(just kidding. I know you are married)

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 18, 2017 06:29 PM (/qEW2)

424
Led Zepplin would be a great dick slang name for a band

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 18, 2017 06:29 PM (lKyWE)

425 It's going to take a lot more than ball hair.

Truer words have never been uttered.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2017 06:32 PM (/tuJf)

426 2 1/2 inches of White, Thrashing Fury.

Posted by: highwatermark at August 18, 2017 06:33 PM (w7KSn)

427 I've decided that we can no longer look the other way in reference to Martin Luther King Jr.'s adultery. It is most definitely an affront against women. Therefore, effective immediately, every major city in the United States has a street to be re-named. Might I suggest Mother Theresa Avenue? No...nevermind....she had bad breath in her later years.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2017 06:41 PM (1uYWF)

428 388 I don't give it a name any more than I give my lung or nose or index finger a name. Pure horseshit.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 18, 2017 06:09 PM (/qEW2)
------
And here is me all this time, thinking it was Cold Bear....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 18, 2017 06:18 PM (Qp1Cp)
------
Zing!
And from this day forward, it shall be known as Cold Bear.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 18, 2017 06:42 PM (aENAX)

429 I guess I'll just binge watch it later. Imagining all the proud parents opening the "Dick--Seasons 1-9 Box Set" gift from their 12 year-old daughter Christmas 2026.

Posted by: Lawrence Larson at August 18, 2017 09:03 PM (8bt9o)

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