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I have it on good authority that these are quite good, but disappear without a trace if not watched carefully and vigilantly.

Am I the only one who has no self control when it comes to cookies? (And appetizers at wedding receptions? And steak? And oysters?)

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And here we have a slightly different problem...The Prime Rib Problem How to cook snake ribs.

I know this has nothing to do with cooking, but it was so odd and amusing I couldn't resist.
[Hat Tip: artisanal'ette]

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Yeah...some of these are disgusting, but some are strangely appealing. I have eaten four of them, and I'll bet my parents sneaked a few more into me while I wasn't being attentive to the frequently disgusting food they served us. And let's be honest here; fried pizza sounds absolutely awesome.

The Many Disgusting Dishes & Culinary Horrors of Europe
Austria: Veal Heart Ragout (Salon Beuschel)
Balkans: Tripe Soup
Belarus: Pig Blood Soup (Chornaja Poliwka)
Benelux: Head Cheese (zult, hoofdkaas, preskop, kop or kopvlees)
Denmark: Liver Paste (Leverpostej)
Czech Republic: Sour Dough Soup (Kyselo or krkonošské kyselo)
England, Ireland and Wales: Blood Pudding (Black Pudding)
Estonia & Latvia: Blood Sausage (verivorst or vedarai)
Finland: Blood Pancakes (veriohukainen, verilätty or verilettu)
France: Pressed Duck (Canard à la presse, Caneton à la presse, Caneton Tour d’Argent, or canard au sang) and Frog Legs (cuisses de grenouille)
Germany: Blood Tongue Sausage (Zungenwurst)
Greece: Cow Lung Soup
Hungary: Fried Blood
Iceland: Rotten Sharks (Hákarl)
Italy: Horse Steak
Lithuania: Goose Blood Soup (Juka)
Norway: Lutefisk
Poland: Duck Blood Soup (Czernina)
Portugal: Rice in Blood (Cabidela)
Russia: Dressed Herring (Сельдь под шубой; Seld Pod Shuboi)
Sardinia: Maggot Cheese (Casu marzu)
Scotland: Deep Fried Pizza
Sicily: Raw Sea Urchin
Slovakia: Lard (Chlieb s Masťou)
Spain: Bull’s Testicles (Criadillas) and Squid Ink (Arròs negre)
Sweden: Fermented Herring (Surströmming)
Switzerland: Nestlé
Turkey: Boiled Animals Heads
Ukraine: Salted Pig Fat (Сало; Salo)

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I chuckled, but in reality bread is one of those elemental foods that can be incredibly satisfying...like beer! A fresh loaf of bread, still warm from the oven, slathered in good butter is an incredible culinary experience. Or if you are a savage, dip it in some good olive oil. That's damned fine eating too.

One of my most memorable meals was sitting on the beach below Fort Ross on the North Coast of California, pleasantly tired from abalone diving, eating salami, cheddar cheese, and an incredible loaf of San Francisco sourdough that we had picked up at Safeway that morning. The six pack of Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve Beer didn't hurt.

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I made these and used them for burger buns, and they were a qualified success, but only if you like the idea of pretzel rolls in the first place, But I left out the celery seeds. Why they are in recipe is a real puzzle. Yuck. What an unpleasant combination. Next time I will use the King Arthur Flour recipe and see which is better....

Pretzel Rolls

• 2 3/4 cups bread flour
• 1 envelope quick-rising yeast
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 teaspoon sugar
• 1 teaspoon celery seeds
• 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons (about) hot water (125°F to 130°F)
• Cornmeal
• 8 cups water
• 1/4 cup baking soda
• 2 tablespoons sugar
• 1 egg white, beaten to blend (glaze)
• Coarse salt

Preparation:
Combine bread flour, 1 envelope yeast, 1 teaspoon salt, 1 teaspoon sugar and celery seeds in food processor and blend. With machine running, gradually pour hot water through feed tube, adding enough water to form smooth elastic dough. Process 1 minute to knead. Grease medium bowl. Add dough to bowl, turning to coat. Cover bowl with plastic wrap, then towel; let dough rise in warm draft-free area until doubled in volume, about 35 minutes.

Flour baking sheet. Punch dough down and knead on lightly floured surface until smooth. Divide into 8 pieces. Form each dough piece into ball. Place dough balls on prepared sheet, flattening each slightly. Using serrated knife, cut X in top center of each dough ball. Cover with towel and let dough balls rise until almost doubled in volume, about 20 minutes.

Preheat oven to 375°F. Grease another baking sheet and sprinkle with cornmeal. Bring 8 cups water to boil in large saucepan. Add baking soda and 2 tablespoons sugar (water will foam up). Add 4 rolls and cook 30 seconds per side. Using slotted spoon, transfer rolls to prepared sheet, arranging X side up. Repeat with remaining rolls.

Brush rolls with egg white glaze. Sprinkle rolls generously with coarse salt. Bake rolls until brown, about 25 minutes. Transfer to racks and cool 10 minutes.
(Can be prepared 6 hours ahead. Let stand at room temperature. Rewarm in 375°F oven 10 minutes.)

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Food and cooking tips, extra Pappy van Winkle bourbon, fresh Morels and other goodies such as fresh-killed possum: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com

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Comments

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1 Ecce Dildo!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 04:58 PM (QGoUX)

2
First Amendment!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 04:59 PM (qAKlO)

3 The vagaries of rural internet....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2017 04:59 PM (4URQV)

4
Go get the Others, you.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 04:59 PM (qAKlO)

5 Are those Carr's Lemon Ginger cookies?

Those things are dangerous. GIVE THEM TO ME!

Posted by: Spiny Norman at August 20, 2017 04:59 PM (U3sWw)

6 Prime rib, eh? I was told there'd be no math.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:00 PM (0mRoj)

7 I deduce that the variable "rib" = 29.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2017 05:01 PM (FUu/Z)

8 Toast with butter and honey.
Bread with butter and jam.

It's the simple things, sometimes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:01 PM (3OIiX)

9 Ginger and Lemon-Sounds like a great combination.
never seen those cookies, though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 05:01 PM (iVOAv)

10 I wonder why Scotland became the birthplace of deep frying junk food.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:01 PM (QGoUX)

11 I try to avoid buying cookies. I take the whole bag in the living room when reading and eat them all.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 20, 2017 05:01 PM (mpXpK)

12 Beef burrito tonight from beef roast leftovers

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 05:02 PM (pPKG5)

13 @10

I don't know but I will be in Scotland in less than 2 1/2 months, and I would be happy to report back to the Horde on deep fried pizza or any other deep fried concoction....you know...for science.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:02 PM (smD62)

14 At PF Changs last night, we had their fried banana dessert.

The bananas were wrapped like eggrolls, covered in caramel drizzle, served with a scoop of vanilla with a sliced strawberry garnish.

Pretty darn good for chain food.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:02 PM (3OIiX)

15 Oh man, blecch. I got a big ol' bag o' kale and after one penitent salad (only made palatable with baconized dressing), it sat in my vegetable compartment silently condemning me.

So I made a big batch of "kale chips" this afternoon. Lord, do you need a lot of olive oil and salt to render it edible.

Kale is the hair shirt of the lettuce world.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:02 PM (QGoUX)

16 Iceland: Rotten Sharks (Hákarl)
.
That would be Greenland shark. The flesh is toxic, so it needs to ferment for a few weeks to make it palatable (a highly questionable term even then).

Posted by: Spiny Norman at August 20, 2017 05:03 PM (U3sWw)

17 Wow, I didn't even know snakes had ribs. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 05:03 PM (eMKNe)

18 The last time I had sourdough bread was around 1985 when I went out to SF.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 20, 2017 05:04 PM (mpXpK)

19 Just finished my brunch today:

sunny-side up eggs, topped with chili. I also threw some hot paprika on top of it all. Pretty good!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 05:04 PM (eMKNe)

20 @14

I've actually made that at home. Yum! I am sure nowhere near as good as PF Changs but....definitely yummy.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:04 PM (smD62)

21 15 Oh man, blecch. I got a big ol' bag o' kale and after one penitent salad (only made palatable with baconized dressing), it sat in my vegetable compartment silently condemning me.

So I made a big batch of "kale chips" this afternoon. Lord, do you need a lot of olive oil and salt to render it edible.

Kale is the hair shirt of the lettuce world.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:02 PM (QGoUX)

When I worked at Wendy *cough* years ago, we used Kale to line the salad bar. Never imagined anyone would actually EAT the stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:04 PM (3OIiX)

22 What kind of cookies are those? They don't look familiar.

And that list of European horrors - Im surprised you didn't save that for Mother's Day, given your wont.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:04 PM (UoSKV)

23 I don't know but I will be in Scotland in less than 2 1/2 months, and I would be happy to report back to the Horde on deep fried pizza or any other deep fried concoction....you know...for science.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:02 PM (smD62)
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Do it. I know of the deep fried candy bars, but do they have deep fried haggis? Deep fried beer? Are you willing to take one for the team?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:04 PM (QGoUX)

24 Haggis in Scotland has a bit of normally unused ingredients

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 05:05 PM (pPKG5)

25 @18

Out here in Indiana, the French Lick winery has a pizza made on Sourdough Pizza crust....omg yum.

Just had it a couple of days ago, and it was amazing.

I would like to learn to make my own sourdough pizza crust, but it may be a bit ambitious.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:05 PM (smD62)

26 If you've had real traditional tamales,

then you've eaten boiled animal head.

Pig, to be specific.



Tho I doubt you get boiled pig's head in Turkey.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2017 05:05 PM (NyJwR)

27 I also just got a jar of Santa Monica Seafood Company's cioppino starter mix.

It says to add FIVE POUNDS of seafood to it: clams, mussels, any white flaky fish, shrimp, squid.

I'm good with the shrimp, clams and flaky, but wondering what to replace the squid and mussels with. I'm just not that big on squid that's not deep-fried, and mussels inflames my gout.

Maybe crab and lobster?

(And yes, I have to wait 'til payday before I can afford all this expensive seafood.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 05:06 PM (eMKNe)

28 @23

I'm from Southern Indiana. I have had deep fried everything. Or access to it at least.

I am not a beer fan, not drinking it, not onion rings battered in it. So, I don't think I will be doing the deep fried beer.

Deep fried pizza? If I can find it, for sure. Although, I have already had it, sort of. But, never in Scotland!

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:07 PM (smD62)

29 Yeah, apparently Hákarl has lots of uric acid -- shark peeeeee! -- and it needs to hang in a smoke house for a year to lose that ammonia smell.

Or some of it. Apparently it is still quite...piquant.

It's very Metal.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:07 PM (QGoUX)

30 I have sourdough starter that I make sourdough pancakes with. They are so yummy. My attempts at bread and english muffins have been less that successful.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 05:08 PM (5Xc/W)

31 What kind of cookies are those? They don't look familiar.

.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:04 PM (UoSKV)
.
Carr's Lemon Ginger Creams. One of the best store-bought cookies you can get. Here in SoCal they're pretty much in every supermarket (often in the "gourmet" or "imported" section, where they can "justify" the relatively high price, natch).

Posted by: Spiny Norman at August 20, 2017 05:08 PM (U3sWw)

32 Sourdough bread is delicious, and properly eaten with lots of butter.

Focaccia is also delicious, and is properly served with lots of olive oil.

You must trust me. I'm a professional on this topic.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:08 PM (DAcPP)

33 15 AHE

From Jim Gaffigan:

https://goo.gl/images/FCT2GR

Posted by: ibguy at August 20, 2017 05:08 PM (vUcdz)

34 Fuck kale.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:09 PM (QGoUX)

35 Posted by: ibguy at August 20, 2017 05:08 PM (vUcdz)


Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:09 PM (QGoUX)

36 30
I have sourdough starter that I make sourdough pancakes with. They are
so yummy. My attempts at bread and english muffins have been less that
successful.


Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 05:08 PM (5Xc/W)

when I was last out there a kiosk on Fisherman's Wharf had sourdough starter kits. I wanted to get a couple but wifey said no. I should have put up a fight.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 20, 2017 05:09 PM (mpXpK)

37 Re gross national foods: Russia's "dressed herring" doesn't sound so bad. Unless maybe they dress it in something from Chernobyl.

And CBD: You're trolling us about Switzerland in that list. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 05:10 PM (eMKNe)

38 Europeans may eat a lot of disgusting things but since I don't see chili with carrots, maybe there is hope for them after all.

Posted by: all doubt removed at August 20, 2017 05:10 PM (cT05F)

39 25 TP

Wife Unit (the baker in the family) makes sourdough; we've had it as pizza crust, even challah.

Yum!

Posted by: ibguy at August 20, 2017 05:10 PM (vUcdz)

40 Ah, thank you, Norman. They sound delicious.

Of course, if I got ahold of them I'd probably blow up like Lena Dunham, so it's best if I don't seek them out.



Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:10 PM (DAcPP)

41 Most of my family will NOT eat mushrooms.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 20, 2017 05:11 PM (eMKNe)

42 It's a small thing but we often have fried eggs on toast for breakfast. I recently learned that a very slight smear of fig preserves under the eggs is delicious. A cup of Greek yogurt with berries and some cinnamon goes great with it. And coffee, lots of good 8 O'clock coffee.

Posted by: JTB at August 20, 2017 05:11 PM (V+03K)

43 Here's a particularly good gin cocktail, which I've never had before last night:

Pendennis Club Cocktail

1 part simple syrup
2 parts fresh lime juice
3 parts apricot liqueur
6 parts gin
Peychaud Bitters to taste
Shake together with ice, fine-strain into a chilled coupe.


If you can find it, Roku Japanese Gin works spectacularly well with this. The yuzu and cherry blossom botanicals really spark up the apricot liqueur and Peychaud bitters part of the dealio.

A+ in the naturalfake Cocktail Yumminess Grading System

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2017 05:11 PM (NyJwR)

44 Jim Gaffigan knows his food.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:12 PM (3OIiX)

45 Oh - Amd THANK YOU, CBD, for the Food Thread.

Sent daughter-the-eldest (physicist and math whiz) the prime rib link.

Heh.

Posted by: ibguy at August 20, 2017 05:12 PM (vUcdz)

46

Making a pizza, but wanted to post this for those going whacko over the total eclipse tomorrow.


Moonpies, a tribute to the total eclipse of our hearts
http://moonpie.com/

A Star is Born.
Chattanooga Bakery produced over 100 items but they knew they had something special with MoonPie. At 5˘ each, MoonPies were an affordable, filling snack that just flew off the shelves. By 1929, the factory ladies you see here were boxing up hundreds every day.

From Chattanooga to the World.
When our brave servicemen went to war, MoonPie went with them. Nothing said home more than a care-package filled with their favorite hometown snack. From the frontlines to the home front, MoonPie was the comfort food the nation turned to during the heroic days of World War II.


Sun-Maid Raisins
http://www.sunmaid.com/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2017 05:12 PM (fceHP)

47 @39

Yes....I think it's a matter for me of finding/buying the starter. I don't want to try to do the starter myself.


as far as fried pizza, has anyone had Montanarra Pizza? It's basically fried pizza dough, with all the toppings on top served at room temperature, but it is....yum.

I have also had a calzone deep fried, which I think is probably closer to the Scottish fried pizza, at least from the pics I've seen.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:12 PM (smD62)

48 @JTB

Eggs on toast are one of my favorite breakfast treasts, too. I'll try the fig jam next time!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:13 PM (3OIiX)

49 If shrooms are in it I will generally eat it ( to many and bets are off) but do go out of my way to avoid them.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 05:13 PM (pPKG5)

50 Heavier Transplutonium elements have a longer half life than a package of Vienna fingers in my house.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 05:13 PM (0Hn3i)

51 How did anyone discover that letting the Greenland Shark rot neutralizes the poison?

Don't eat that, it's deadly poison!

Several weeks later. Hey Sven, give it a try. It may still be deadly poison, but at least it smells like an autopsy!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2017 05:14 PM (gC2IV)

52 CBD can you stick a widget on the front page of Ace to Amazon? I want Ace to benefit from my shopping.

The one one the top right of the page is weird.


Thanks!

Sunny

Posted by: sunny at August 20, 2017 05:14 PM (XBatu)

53 Kale. We tried it. Once.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 05:15 PM (0Hn3i)

54 44 MAE

Yup.

And he's spot on re: kale.

Posted by: ibguy at August 20, 2017 05:15 PM (vUcdz)

55 Vic- My starter is old family starter. You can get some of your own here:

http://carlsfriends.net
/source.html

remove the space.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 05:15 PM (5Xc/W)

56 I like figs, my dad likes them stuffed with peanut butter, I have chopped them up and put them in my 5 minutes oatmeal

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 05:15 PM (pPKG5)

57 Here's a particularly good mescal cocktail:

Lust For Life

1 1/2 oz Mezcal
3/4 oz Orgeat
3/4 oz Palo Cortado sherry
1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
1/2 oz fresh pineapple juice

Add to ice, shake, strain into cocktail glass. dust top of cocktail with cocoa powder.


Everyone loves this. Even people who hate mescal.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2017 05:16 PM (NyJwR)

58 I never enjoyed figs as a kid. Then last year, I had bacon-wrapped figs. And then some fig jam on bread during a Houston vacation.

Now I love them. Of course, everything is better wrapped in bacon...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:16 PM (3OIiX)

59 I have $42 in loose change and a somewhat decently stocked liquor cabinet. Also two unopened packages of Oreos. First one to get down here and shoot me gets it all. Trash bags are in the pantry, cleaning supplies are under the kitchen sink. Trash gets picked up tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:17 PM (0mRoj)

60 As many others have pointed out, the vast majority of "ethnic foods" consist of things left over after their rulers or other top dogs walked off with all the good parts of the animals.

Posted by: TB at August 20, 2017 05:17 PM (wNx6K)

61 Naturalfake, either you are the plaything of a very wealthy lady with a wicked bar, OR you work in a likker store.

Have you ever posted a pic of your liquor cabinet?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:17 PM (QGoUX)

62

I was talking to CBD about Speakeasies, so wanted to toss this list out. I haven't been to one, because I didn't think I would enjoy it, but some may.


THE 21 BEST SECRET BARS IN THE WORLD
http://tinyurl.com/ybba3kss

Speakeasy Bars List: Arranged by State and City in U.S.
http://tinyurl.com/y9fompoo
( do not know how up to date this one is )

We have one nearby that you get through by a "secret" bookshelf that moves if you look behind the right book

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2017 05:18 PM (fceHP)

63 Insomniac, forget the shooting part. Get some good ice cream to go with all that and let's have a party!

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:19 PM (UoSKV)

64 On the subject of sourdough:

As I mentioned, mrs ibguy is the baker, and has had good results freezing starter once it starts to get out of hand, or she wants to give it a rest.

Posted by: ibguy at August 20, 2017 05:19 PM (vUcdz)

65 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:17 PM (0mRoj)

Dude, Dude. I'm not shooting anybody, I'm already in my smoking jacket.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:19 PM (QGoUX)

66 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:17 PM (0mRoj)

Nobody wants to shot you and I couldn't anyway as I don't know how to shoot. I left you a message on the earlier thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 05:19 PM (iVOAv)

67 We needed some more tahini to make hummus, baba ganoosh, etc. Got some kosher tahini, Baron's brand, imported from Israel. I've seen the Israeli product mentioned on cooking shows as some of the best. Just out of curiosity, has anyone tried it and is it actually better? I'm sure it will be fine but is it superior? Thanks.

Posted by: JTB at August 20, 2017 05:20 PM (V+03K)

68 Texas State fare as I recall...

Posted by: Gumby at August 20, 2017 05:20 PM (er7IG)

69 59 I have $42 in loose change and a somewhat decently stocked liquor cabinet. Also two unopened packages of Oreos. First one to get down here and shoot me gets it all. Trash bags are in the pantry, cleaning supplies are under the kitchen sink. Trash gets picked up tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:17 PM (0mRoj)

TWO packages of Oreoes....? Hmm, is that worth a stretch in the big house?

Eat the Oreos. Try to relax man, hang in there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:21 PM (3OIiX)

70 PSA: the Red Sox just beat the Yankees, again.

Thank you for listening.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:21 PM (UoSKV)

71 "PSA: the Red Sox just beat the Yankees, again."

What?? Again???

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 05:23 PM (0Hn3i)

72 Also two unopened packages of Oreos.

Speaking of which, what have you eaten today?. Oreos as the only thing in your diet are not going to help you feel bette.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 05:23 PM (iVOAv)

73 OK. I'm here in Reykjavik, Iceland with the Missus, who is Icelandic in ancestry. We've had dried cod. OK, esp with bjor (beer), hakarl (rotten shark)not so much, but I didn't uuurrrp. And, tonite, Minke Whale, which is like a rare beef/lamb. Pretty good, so far. Next week we head north. Pray for us.

McGyver and the Missus, out

Posted by: McGyver at August 20, 2017 05:24 PM (7kU+p)

74 Don't mind me. My mood's just blacker than normal.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:24 PM (0mRoj)

75 Yes, Hadrian, it's become a regular thing!!

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:24 PM (UoSKV)

76 Dried figs are not much different than raisins

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 05:25 PM (pPKG5)

77 Deep fried pizza sounds ok.

Tripe soup ain't bad, but I think most people ate it because it keeps and they probably had nothing else on hand.

For us Yanks, scrapple would make the top 10 list of disgusting food items.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2017 05:25 PM (5VlCp)

78 Speaking of which, what have you eaten today?. Oreos as the only thing in your diet are not going to help you feel bette.?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 05:23 PM (iVOAv)

Very little. I don't stress or comfort eat.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:25 PM (0mRoj)

79 76 Dried figs are not much different than raisins
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 05:25 PM (pPKG5)

-----------------

Ok, but raisins don't appear in any Christmas carols.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2017 05:26 PM (gC2IV)

80 For us Yanks, scrapple would make the top 10 list of disgusting food items.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2017 05:25 PM (5VlCp)


Only if you read the ingredients.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 05:27 PM (0Hn3i)

81 LegalInsurrection- CNN was calling for a coup by the Chiefs of Staff.
As long as its Go On not much is going to happen.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 05:27 PM (pPKG5)

82 Picked a basket of wax beans this afternoon but we didn't have them.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 05:28 PM (pPKG5)

83 Very little. I don't stress or comfort eat.

Me either.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 05:28 PM (5Xc/W)

84 74 Don't mind me. My mood's just blacker than normal.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:24 PM (0mRoj)

+++

If I didn't live clear across the country, I would come over, beat you about the head some, jerk you out of your chair, take you for a walk, stop for some lemonade, and then we could go chase some alligators in the swamps.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2017 05:28 PM (2+gSO)

85 So, hey, what's goin' on with that Moron Cookbook? Been MIA again so pardon my ignorance if it's already flying off the shelves at Barnes {ampersand} Noble.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:29 PM (EgOr3)

86 My brother and I are the only two of out eight sibs that will eat scrapple. Even though it was a staple of our mother's PA German side, no one else will touch it.

But neither of us can do the pickled pig's snouts, tripe or stuffed hog maw. They are as bad as they sound.

I was well prepared for C rats though.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2017 05:30 PM (tr2D7)

87
51 How did anyone discover that letting the Greenland Shark rot neutralizes the poison?

Don't eat that, it's deadly poison!

Several weeks later. Hey Sven, give it a try. It may still be deadly poison, but at least it smells like an autopsy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2017 05:14 PM (gC2IV)

Bet it was when the seahawks were chowing down on a weeks old carcass and were still living and only thing left to eat was lutefisk.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 20, 2017 05:31 PM (e1mEI)

88
I seem to recall that the sourdough yeast is actually in the air all around us. So I followed the preparation techniques to capture these tasty molecules. But what I saw with my own eyes churning away in some sort of primordial ooze kinda turned the experiment off to me in a few days.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 20, 2017 05:31 PM (EgwCt)

89 So I'm wondering if that French pressed duck is anything like Chinese pressed duck. Resturant hasn't existed for many, many moons but a long time ago the Red Dragon in Topeka served it.
It was de-lish.

Over medium eggs on toast are best served with a healthy layer of sausage gravy between em.

Posted by: teej at August 20, 2017 05:32 PM (WgTfj)

90 Folks came up yesterday and I fired up the smoker. I have a leftover rack of ribs if anyone is interested.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2017 05:32 PM (gC2IV)

91 Peaches, yeah, that's it, it's already out of stock.

Or, it might still be in pieces on my laptop. Either or.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:32 PM (UoSKV)

92 Hi, bluebell! Thanks for the update. Glad I didn't miss the first edition. Been busy and angry and depressed and freaking out. Oh, yeah, and it looks like I'm moving to Indianapolis. We got any Indy morons?

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:34 PM (EgOr3)

93 JTB- Fig chutney is also very good with eggs.

I love summer for desserts. Fresh white peach shortcake, drizzled with Amaretto and home made whipped cream.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 05:34 PM (hXOss)

94 If I didn't live clear across the country, I would come over, beat you about the head some, jerk you out of your chair, take you for a walk, stop for some lemonade, and then we could go chase some alligators in the swamps.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2017 05:28 PM (2+gSO)
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I'll join you. He'll be helpless against the two of us. I'm used to dealing with ornery young 'uns.

Then on the way back we'll all swing by Ben Had's place like we're always threatening to do.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:34 PM (UoSKV)

95 What is liver paste?-Denmark. If it's like pate that doesn't sound bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 05:34 PM (iVOAv)

96 >>>Estonia & Latvia: Blood Sausage

In England this is called 'black pudding'. There's nothing untoward about it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 05:35 PM (/qEW2)

97 @92

Southern Indiana....not Indy but close.

I know Indy pretty well though so I'd be happy to help direct you if you need any help.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:35 PM (smD62)

98 Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:34 PM (UoSKV)

+++

Deal!

Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2017 05:36 PM (2+gSO)

99 Peaches, what's going on? I know I haven't seen you for a while. Sounds like things are in an uproar.

I'm sure we have some Hoosier morons.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:36 PM (UoSKV)

100 In England this is called 'black pudding'. There's nothing untoward about it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 05:35 PM (/qEW2)
Except that it's utterly fuckin' disgusting. I ordered a hearty English or Irish breakfast the one time. Just the once.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:36 PM (EgOr3)

101
What's the Most Useless/Least Used Implement In Your Kitchen?

My vote: The Wisk

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:37 PM (qAKlO)

102 I've had escargot-which I liked-and dried herring-which didn't seem bad, I've also quite enjoyed cow tongue which is not on the list

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 05:37 PM (iVOAv)

103 83 Very little. I don't stress or comfort eat.

Me either.
Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 05:28 PM (5Xc/W)

Yeah. My appetite vanishes when I'm stressed or bummed out. I have to deliberately remind myself that I need to go eat something then make myself do it. It's the exact opposite of some people who eat to make themselves feel better.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:38 PM (0mRoj)

104 The most delicious snake ribs I've ever had were the rattlesnake ribs that slithered into my tent and curled up on my sleeping bag one night while camping in the Rockies. Tasted like the baked chicken I had last night, although not as moist and tender.

Posted by: Fritz at August 20, 2017 05:38 PM (eLttb)

105

Am I the only one who has no self control when it comes to cookies? (And appetizers at wedding receptions? And steak? And oysters?)

same
all of the above

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2017 05:38 PM (fceHP)

106 My vote: The Wisk

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:37 PM (qAKlO)
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Nope. I use mine fairly often. In fact, I have - four. I use them all, for different things.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:38 PM (UoSKV)

107
What's the Most Useless/Least Used Implement In Your Kitchen?

My vote: The Wisk

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:37 PM (qAKlO)
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Generally, me.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2017 05:38 PM (Sfs6o)

108 Not a baker, never have been. Too much hassle, too much risk, very low return on investment compared to just going to the bakery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2017 05:38 PM (EZebt)

109 Finishing off the last of my Cove Point orange chocolate port (sad) while watching the new Halt and Catch Fire (yay!) which will be the last season (sad).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:38 PM (QGoUX)

110 I know Indy pretty well though so I'd be happy to help direct you if you need any help.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:35 PM (smD62)
It seems I am buying a little place kinda halfway between the Indy airport and Greenwood, south of Indy. Been online shopping for a year now and I seem to be in escrow. Turning 66 tomorrow and buying my first home. Nope, nothing to freak out about. AAACCCKKKK!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:38 PM (EgOr3)

111 The most delicious snake ribs I've ever had were the rattlesnake ribs that slithered into my tent and curled up on my sleeping bag one night while camping in the Rockies. Tasted like the baked chicken I had last night, although not as moist and tender.
Posted by: Fritz at August 20, 2017 05:38 PM (eLttb)
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Thank you for not sending that recipe in to the cookbook.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:39 PM (UoSKV)

112 In England this is called 'black pudding'. There's nothing untoward about it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 05:35 PM (/qEW2)
Except that it's utterly fuckin' disgusting. I ordered a hearty English or Irish breakfast the one time. Just the once.
Posted by: Peaches



Burn the heretic!

What? We don't do that to 'ettes? OK, give her a mani-pedi and skip a toe! Hah!

The Irish breakfast is perfect, even though they sneak in a vaguely vegetable-like fried tomato.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 05:39 PM (gIRsn)

113 @101

The whisk!

I use my whisk all the time....Actually, we have a whole whisk container....maybe 10 of them in varying shapes, sizes, and materials.

Although sometimes, I just use a fork.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:39 PM (smD62)

114 If I didn't live clear across the country, I would come over, beat you about the head some, jerk you out of your chair, take you for a walk, stop for some lemonade, and then we could go chase some alligators in the swamps.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2017 05:28 PM (2+gSO)

Pythons are the things to chase in the Everglades these days. There was a bounty on them from the state. Might still be.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:39 PM (0mRoj)

115

In fact, I have - four. I use them all, for different things.

You are mad.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:41 PM (qAKlO)

116 Peaches, happy almost birthday! And congrats on your first home!! Woo hoo!

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:41 PM (UoSKV)

117 All Hail Eris- As popular as the chocolate ports are you think somebody would keep up.

I am hoarding my last bottle of RCW port.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 05:41 PM (hXOss)

118 110 Peaches

Happy Birthday!!

Posted by: ibguy at August 20, 2017 05:41 PM (vUcdz)

119 Nope. I use mine fairly often. In fact, I have - four. I use them all, for different things.





Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:38 PM (UoSKV)
It's like you are a whisk-a-tarian!

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:41 PM (EgOr3)

120 It seems I am buying a little place kinda halfway between the Indy airport and Greenwood, south of Indy. Been online shopping for a year now and I seem to be in escrow. Turning 66 tomorrow and buying my first home. Nope, nothing to freak out about. AAACCCKKKK!!!
Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:38 PM (EgOr3)

Well then. Happy birthday for tomorrow and happy homeownership.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:41 PM (0mRoj)

121
Ladies & Gentlemen of the moron jury,

I argue that there is nothing a Wisk can do that a fork can do just as well.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (qAKlO)

122 You are mad.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:41 PM (qAKlO)
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Well, you've got me there.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (UoSKV)

123 115

In fact, I have - four. I use them all, for different things.

You are mad.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:41 PM (qAKlO)

Or OCD.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (0mRoj)

124 http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Skin-and-Clean-a-Dead-Snake/

I stopped at the phrase "anal vent".

Are snake ribs really that good?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (QGoUX)

125

Peaches is 110?

That's in doggy years, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (qAKlO)

126 @110

Nice...that's about where my best friend had her first apartment.

I went to college close to there, so I spent a lot of time in Greenwood, but it has changed a lot since I have been a student.

Tip 1) Go to Gray Bros Cafeteria in Mooresville, probably a 20 minute drive from where you'll be.

2) Your eyes ARE bigger than your stomach. Trust me. Save room for dessert!

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (smD62)

127

Any of you grill masters ever try:

Set of Two 13.75" GrillGrates (interlocking)+Grate Tool
by GrillGrate
Link: http://a.co/fcMxDr7

or this

Professional Series Stainless and Enamel Steel Pizza Oven Box with 3 Heat Options
by BakerStone
Link: http://a.co/1TIBQXY

the grill grates are supposed to be fantastic, so thinking about ordering these

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (fceHP)

128 110 Peaches

And mazel tov on your first home!!

Posted by: ibguy at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (vUcdz)

129 Happy Birthday, Peaches!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (3OIiX)

130 There. Are. FOUR. Whisks!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (0mRoj)

131 Cooking quizzes-When you're bored and have nothing else to do. I'm thinking of sending it to my friend who cooked for his entire house in seminary, just finished being the only cook for a week at a camp for kids and I think, probably thinks he's knows everything there is to know about about cooking. ;^)

http://tinyurl.com/ya4mzjas

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 05:43 PM (iVOAv)

132 The Irish breakfast is perfect, even though they sneak in a vaguely vegetable-like fried tomato.

Flag on the play. Tomato is a fruit.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 05:43 PM (5Xc/W)

133 Fuck, you guys, I am abjectly terrified. Buying sight unseen (well, I've got pictures). Then I wake up once again in LA and literally every day I get new reasons to hate it even more fervently. So, there's that!

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:43 PM (EgOr3)

134 I wish I could go back in time and give ace a box of Marshmallow Madness to substitute for his Kaboom. But I don't trust his claims of his current age, so I've no idea how far back to go.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 05:43 PM (/qEW2)

135 I like my whisk. Great for mixing/delumpifying dry ingredients, great for batter (I have no mixer).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:43 PM (QGoUX)

136 124 http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Skin-and-Clean-a-Dead-Snake/

I stopped at the phrase "anal vent".

Are snake ribs really that good?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (QGoUX)

Well...if you're hungry enough, you'll eat anything. But I wasn't impressed with snake any time I've had it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:43 PM (3OIiX)

137 125

Peaches is 110?

That's in doggy years, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (qAKlO)

Either she's 9.4 years old or 464 years old, depending on how you calculate it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:44 PM (0mRoj)

138 I stopped at the phrase "anal vent".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes



You've, uh, never cleaned a fish?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 05:44 PM (gIRsn)

139 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:38 PM (0mRoj)

Well, I'm going to remind you-Go and eat something!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 05:44 PM (iVOAv)

140 No, Bander, that's why I have the Help.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:45 PM (QGoUX)

141 127 artisanal

Have had my eye on the Grill Grates for a while. Still vacillating:

Seems like the "custom" ones work better, but I'm iffy on the lifespan of current grill, so...

Also have the pizza oven bookmarked, just can't bring myself to pull the trigger....

So: great but help *I* am

Posted by: ibguy at August 20, 2017 05:46 PM (vUcdz)

142 Weinhard's used to be good beer, back when I drank beer. Better quality than Lucky and Rainier for sure.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 05:46 PM (mkDpn)

143 121
Ladies & Gentlemen of the moron jury,

I argue that there is nothing a Wisk can do that a fork can do just as well.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:42 PM (qAKlO)

A wisk is faster, more efficient and you don't have that 'tines on bowl/plate' sound.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:46 PM (3OIiX)

144 Fried pizza! I'm all on that. I think Scotland has almost as much fried stuff as we do in Texas.

Posted by: sinalco at August 20, 2017 05:46 PM (yODqO)

145 CBD, ab diving at Fort Ross? That's full suit + hood territory. Free diving? This was waaaaay back, of course, when ab diving was still legal? Reds?

Population growth can have its downsides. In 8th grade metal shop, one of the projects was an abalone knife (just a foot-long aluminum bar, flat, with an angled business end that was also tapered down for prying, some finger grooves ground towards the top, and a hole for a lanyard,

Metal shop project, city-wide. Now - people have rarely seen abalone (and only farmed), and can't imagine back then you'd just go get your own.

I have an untested hypothesis that out at San Clemente Island, long a govt. reservation (started as a naval artillery range, now lots of weapons testing and SEAL training), the abundant abalone, safe from the coastal hordes, and of course verboten to harvest, are yet - sometimes - in danger from people authorized to be there. Just a hunch.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2017 05:47 PM (cJDvr)

146 It's whisk. Not wisk. Cripes, even I know that!

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:47 PM (EgOr3)

147 Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 05:44 PM (gIRsn)

I have . I used to love to clean fish with my dad when I was a kid and especially when we could figure out whether it was a "boy or Girl" fish by whether it had roe. I never seem to catch anything on the few occasions I've got lately- -except eels and perhaps the charm would have form off by now in cleaning fish anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 05:47 PM (iVOAv)

148 artisanal 'ette, I don't have either of those, but the grill grates do look, er, great.

I know I would never use the pizza oven enough to justify it. It's not that I wouldn't want to, mind you. It's just that I shouldn't, so I wouldn't.

But those grill grates.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:47 PM (UoSKV)

149 Also....some pans scratch easily, so a fork would scratch up said pan. A silicone whisk is perfect for that.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:47 PM (smD62)

150
A wisk is faster, more efficient and you don't have that 'tines on bowl/plate' sound.

And more difficult to clean, even in the dishawasher.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:47 PM (qAKlO)

151 Peaches, congratlations on escaping the One Party State!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2017 05:48 PM (EZebt)

152 The Irish breakfast is perfect, even though they sneak in a vaguely vegetable-like fried tomato.

---

Flag on the play. Tomato is a fruit.



First of all, I said "vegetable-like" as a pre-emptive defense against this sort of sophistry.

Secondly, tomatoes are vegetables because they are. I don't want to hear anything about seeds on the inside and grows on a bush or whatever the excuse of the tomato is a fruit crowd is using today.

Do you put tomato in your breakfast cereal? Do you put blueberries in your pasta sauce?

I rest my case.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 05:48 PM (gIRsn)

153 Fried pizza! I'm all on that. I think Scotland has almost as much fried stuff as we do in Texas.

Posted by: sinalco at August 20, 2017 05:46 PM (yODqO)
That was the only thing on the list that I would try. I was embarrassed to admit it.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:48 PM (EgOr3)

154 >>>Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 05:39 PM (gIRsn)

I wouldn't be quite so belligerent, but I agree. Sausage, scrambled eggs, black pudding, white pudding, sliced tomato, two slices of ham. Perfect thing to get over a hangover.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 05:48 PM (/qEW2)

155 Found a fun thing in the grocery store. A thin sliced cheese wrap that you can crisp to make a bowl out of or just use as a wrap. I got the jarlsberg variety.

Thinking about making small cups out of it and fill with deviled egg/bacon stuffing.

May be on the menu for the meet up.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 05:49 PM (hXOss)

156 I wonder why Scotland became the birthplace of deep frying junk food.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:01 PM (QGoUX)


*eyes the haggis sewn up in a sheep's paunch simmering away in a pot of water*

No idea, All Hail Eris.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 05:49 PM (mkDpn)

157 Tomato sammiches with mayo and S&P are hard to beat.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2017 05:49 PM (Sfs6o)

158 13 Infidel

https://i.pin___.com/736x/09/5e/dd/095edd98016b23036f56d8ffa4be0d1a--fruit-salads-a-fruit.jpg

Posted by: ibguy at August 20, 2017 05:49 PM (vUcdz)

159 150
A wisk is faster, more efficient and you don't have that 'tines on bowl/plate' sound.

And more difficult to clean, even in the dishawasher.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:47 PM (qAKlO)

True, but I use my sprayer in the sink right after using. Never had a problem keeping them clean.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:50 PM (3OIiX)

160 Okay I counted, and we only have 8 whisks.

But, don't ask how many spatulas we have. Enough for a small island, I'm sure.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:50 PM (smD62)

161 My dad said that duck blood soup tastes like hot and sour soup.

I would not know...

/plus... "pickled pigs feet" for the second tier of strange dishes.

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2017 05:50 PM (aT+Bx)

162 Peaches, you're moving from SmellA to ..... Indiana??

Well, that's a change of pace.

Sorry, didn't read whole thread - any particular reason for IN?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2017 05:50 PM (cJDvr)

163 Also....some pans scratch easily, so a fork would scratch up said pan. A silicone whisk is perfect for that.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:47 PM (smD62)
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Yep. One of mine is silicone for that very reason.

You whisk-less people don't know what you're missing.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:50 PM (UoSKV)

164 101
What's the Most Useless/Least Used Implement In Your Kitchen?

My vote: The Wisk

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 05:37 PM (qAKlO)

The stove. Does that count?

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 05:51 PM (rhR3K)

165 How did anyone discover that letting the Greenland Shark rot neutralizes the poison?

Winter can get awfully long when your hungry?
Or on a drunken bet.

Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2017 05:51 PM (FhXTo)

166 61 Naturalfake, either you are the plaything of a very wealthy lady with a wicked bar, OR you work in a likker store.

Have you ever posted a pic of your liquor cabinet?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:17 PM (QGoUX)


Nah.

But, I bartended for years while getting my education, etc.

And I enjoy mixed drinks.

Really, most classic cocktails fall to a type and you'd be surprised how many different and delicious drinks you can make with relatively modest set up.

I rarely go crazy with the buying but here a for instance when I went out of my way over the last week.

One of my grandfather was Mexican and he came from San Luis Potosi.

And I recently learned of two mezcals in the area from SLP. So, of course, I was curious and had to get them.

They are both made from the Agave salmiana.


One is....no kidding-

Wild Shots (a celebrity mezcal by Toby Keith)

and

Reyes y Cobardes Mezcal (Salmiana from SLP, pink label))


They have similar flavors but are substantially different:

WS is upfront smoky with a flavor of roasted sweet peppers and way in the back is a citrusy kind of thing going on.

RyC is smooth as a baby's bottom, the citrusy thing is upfront, nice agave flavor, a wisp of smoke, and the sweet peppers at the back.

If you want to try a great drinking mezcal, RyC is your boy.


But, see, I normally wouldn't go out a buy something like that.

But, now I have to look up some cocktails...if that makes sense,

because the delightful and sophisticated Mrs naturalfake ain't slugging back shots.

Even if there is a worm in the WS bottle.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2017 05:51 PM (NyJwR)

167 I rest my case.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 05:48 PM (gIRsn)
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Eloquently done, my friend.

*fistbump*

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:52 PM (UoSKV)

168 Weasel, you didn't exactly answer my question in the last thread. Can you tell? Or can I tell?

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 05:53 PM (UoSKV)

169 >>>6 Prime rib, eh? I was told there'd be no math.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:00 PM (0mRoj)

7 I deduce that the variable "rib" = 29.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2017 05:01 PM (FUu/Z)

I think Rib is 57. As in the steak sauce.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2017 05:53 PM (p6cpl)

170 That was the only thing on the list that I would try. I was embarrassed to admit it.
Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:48 PM (EgOr3)

+++

Me, too. On the other hand, I bet the Europeans aren't on some perverse and joyless kale eating frenzy as in the U.S.

Did you choose Indiana for a specific reason (may we ask?).

Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2017 05:53 PM (2+gSO)

171 "Spatula City, we sell spatulas...and that's all!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:53 PM (3OIiX)

172 I used to love to clean fish with my dad when I was a kid and especially when we could figure out whether it was a "boy or Girl" fish by whether it had roe.
...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


So even at that early age he tried to indoctrinate you into believing that gender was a binary construct? That is just sad. It looks like fishing is just one more thing that needs to be regulated by the government to make sure that children aren't turned into bigots by their backwards parents.

Posted by: the Gender Czar at August 20, 2017 05:54 PM (/qEW2)

173 @170

She wanted to experience God's country.

Nice choice.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 05:54 PM (smD62)

174 I only completed level five of the quiz and then got stumped on types of pears.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 05:54 PM (iVOAv)

175 Peaches -Good luck on new home!
( and make sure to keep gutters clean)

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 05:55 PM (pPKG5)

176 >>>"Spatula City, we sell spatulas...and that's all!"

I loved them so much ... I bought the company.

Posted by: Weird Al Yankovic at August 20, 2017 05:55 PM (/qEW2)

177
I rest my case.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 05:48 PM (gIRsn)

Okay, off to the barrel I go.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 05:55 PM (5Xc/W)

178 Posted by: the Gender Czar at August 20, 2017 05:54 PM (/qEW2)

LOL. Well done They just haven't gotten around to that yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 05:55 PM (iVOAv)

179 "So what does hákarl taste like? Some say the flavor is similar to the taste of broken dreams.":

http://www.theexpeditioner.com/2011/06/16/my-encounter-with-hakarl-the-worst-tasting-food-on-earth/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 05:55 PM (QGoUX)

180 175 Peaches -Good luck on new home!
( and make sure to keep gutters clean)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 05:55 PM (pPKG5)

Phrasing

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 05:56 PM (3OIiX)

181 Did you choose Indiana for a specific reason (may we ask?).

Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2017 05:53 PM (2+gSO)
Super affordable and it's really about survival. And it sounds nice, from everything I've heard. A close friend is from there and other friends have been there and, well, survival.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:56 PM (EgOr3)

182 Do you put tomato in your breakfast cereal? Do you put blueberries in your pasta sauce?

After the carrots in chili schtick I'm thinking "Don't dare the Horde" needs to be on the list. Probably near the bottom with caveats but on the list.

Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2017 05:56 PM (FhXTo)

183 Peaches, Congrats on the new home. Sorry you didn't choose Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 05:57 PM (hXOss)

184 Super affordable and it's really about survival. And it sounds nice, from everything I've heard. A close friend is from there and other friends have been there and, well, survival.
Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:56 PM (EgOr3)

+++

Sounds good!

Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2017 05:58 PM (2+gSO)

185 175 Peaches -Good luck on new home!

( and make sure to keep gutters clean)

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 05:55 PM (pPKG5)


It's a 2 bed, 2 bath condo, but more like a loop of little duplexes, so I think the gutters are the HOA. $114,000 and $105 a month HOA. Got a screened porch off the living room with a view of the pond. Fenced backyard. Attached 2-car garage. Remodeled 2 years ago with no expense spared by some nutjob (long story) for his elderly parents. Fingers crossed!

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:58 PM (EgOr3)

186 *eyes the haggis sewn up in a sheep's paunch simmering away in a pot of water*

No idea, All Hail Eris.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 05:49 PM (mkDpn)
I narrowly avoided having to purchase a new keyboard when I read that! lololol

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:59 PM (EgOr3)

187 Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 05:58 PM (EgOr3)

+++

Sounds incredible. Wow.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2017 06:00 PM (2+gSO)

188 @185

Also we have no In n Out, but if that's something up your alley, we do have Steak n Shake, which is pretty close. Maybe better.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 06:00 PM (smD62)

189 Peaches, sounds great! When's the housewarming party? I'll bring something fabulous, your choice, and Eris will bring the jello aquarium she's been dying to make.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 06:01 PM (UoSKV)

190 >>>169 >>>6 Prime rib, eh? I was told there'd be no math.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:00 PM (0mRoj)

7 I deduce that the variable "rib" = 29.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2017 05:01 PM (FUu/Z)

I think Rib is 57. As in the steak sauce.
Posted by: m at August 20, 2017 05:53 PM (p6cpl)

29 it is, Anon Y. Mous. First time around, I missed the big clue.
And, after 29: 31.
Dagnabbit.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2017 06:02 PM (p6cpl)

191 Super affordable and it's really about survival. And it sounds nice, from everything I've heard.
==

Indiana is great! My wife and I went to grad school here and never left. (We both thank God a couple of times a week that we didn't move to Chicago after graduating, which we'd seriously considered at one point.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 20, 2017 06:02 PM (OVUYQ)

192 OK, now that we've discussed the least-used utensil, which one do you never have enough of?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 06:03 PM (0Hn3i)

193 Yep, the cerzina from Poland is as ugly looking as the ingredients suggest. After looking at it I couldn't even think of trying it.
So a story about cerzina. My aunt and uncle pestered my grandmother to make the soup. She said ok but you have to go to the butcher to buy the ingredients for it. So they trot down to the butcher, he suspends the duck from the clothesline and slits it's throat. They are horrified. Brought the jar of blood home and grandma made the soup. Of course they refused to eat it.
I'm hoping she had a good laugh over it.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 20, 2017 06:03 PM (N3JsI)

194 Also we have no In n Out...

-------------

So mankind is gonna die out in your area? Can we have your stuff?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2017 06:03 PM (gC2IV)

195 What is liver paste?-Denmark. If it's like pate that doesn't sound bad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 05:34 PM (iVOAv)


If it is what I think it is it is made of cooked pig liver and lard.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 06:04 PM (mkDpn)

196 So I have to say that contrary to what usually happens, this food thread is killing my appetite.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 06:05 PM (UoSKV)

197 Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 06:00 PM (smD62)

There's a Steak n Shake about 2 miles away, I'm so excited!! And Greenwood mall is close and there's a Costco about 5 miles and another big strip mall with Half Price Books (yay!). And the other morning I was lying in bed and remembered growing up and the magic of waking up to the first snowfall. So, yeah, looking forward to it but wish it were done. Got 2 cats and I'm not too confident they will both survive the trip.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:05 PM (EgOr3)

198 I had a coupon for a free fresh baked loaf of bread at Albertson's a few months ago. When I picked it up it was so warm and fresh there was sweat on the wrapper.

Tasted awesome slathered with cream cheese.

Posted by: logprof at August 20, 2017 06:05 PM (GsAUU)

199 185 Sounds wonderful

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 06:06 PM (pPKG5)

200 Bluebell, just means you will have some willpower to work on the Horde cookbook without trying the recipes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 06:06 PM (28bqZ)

201 If it is what I think it is it is made of cooked pig liver and lard.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 06:04 PM (mkDpn)

Well, that doesn't sound too appealing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 06:07 PM (iVOAv)

202 Southern Indiana can be gorgeous in the spring when the dogwoods and redbuds are blooming and in the call when the leaves turn.

Hoosier nat'l forrest. Morgan-Monroe state forrest.
Spent ten years just barely west of Indy and worked on the car west side.

And back in those days an absolutely great state karate tournament circuit.
Oh, got a couple ribs cracked by that side kick and don't want to continue? Okay but sorry, you lose the match.

Almost done typing that and phone call interruptes.

Posted by: teej at August 20, 2017 06:07 PM (WgTfj)

203
now that we've discussed the least-used utensil, which one do you never have enough of?

My stick blender.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 06:08 PM (qAKlO)

204 Hmmm-hmm. Nothing says 'Good Morning!' better than a nice bowl of boiled animal heads on a cold winter day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2017 06:09 PM (OdK9v)

205 197 Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 06:00 PM (smD62)

There's a Steak n Shake about 2 miles away, I'm so excited!! And Greenwood mall is close and there's a Costco about 5 miles and another big strip mall with Half Price Books (yay!). And the other morning I was lying in bed and remembered growing up and the magic of waking up to the first snowfall. So, yeah, looking forward to it but wish it were done. Got 2 cats and I'm not too confident they will both survive the trip.
Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:05 PM (EgOr3)

Indoor cats don't LIKE moves, but just make sure they don't hide for more than a day or so. They should be fine.

Sounds like a pretty good location. And, just sayin', Indiana is a good gun state. Just in case you want to go full-freedom

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 06:09 PM (3OIiX)

206 I would also suggest signing up for Kroger and Meijer accounts. Many Krogers have fuel stations and some weeks/weekends, they have 4X Fuel points, so you can get up to $1 off a gallon of gas. But, even if you only get 50 or 60 cents off...it's worth it! You an get some really good grocery deals. Also, not sure if you are familiar with Aldi, but it's a great place to get eggs and butter and milk at a decent price.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 06:09 PM (smD62)

207 192 OK, now that we've discussed the least-used utensil, which one do you never have enough of?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 06:03 PM (0Hn3i)

Kitchen knives and cereal spoons.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 06:09 PM (0mRoj)

208 now that we've discussed the least-used utensil, which one do you never have enough of?


Do paper plates count? :-) Looking forward to cooking in my new kitchen. All comfort food, all the time. And, once I get the guest room furnished, all morons are welcome.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:10 PM (EgOr3)

209 Turkey: Boiled Animal Heads.

I can't even.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:11 PM (rhR3K)

210 My stick blender.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 06:08 PM (qAKlO)
-----------

Well, I use that fairly often too. In fact, I use everything I have, or else I a) don't buy it in the first place or b) get rid of it.

Okay, I got one I don't use. One of my kids, bless her, got me some chopper thing where you put the stuff to chop in the little jar part, then put on the top and pull a string and it chops.

Never taken it out of the box. I have a knife and a cutting board.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 06:11 PM (UoSKV)

211 Yesterday was National Hot and Spicy Food Day.

Posted by: Moron News YOU can use! at August 20, 2017 06:12 PM (DMUuz)

212 "Kitchen knives and cereal spoons."

Same here. Every time I reach into the drawer for a knife I first one I always pull out is the one for grapefruit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 06:12 PM (+bPVN)

213 Over the last 2 weeks, I've tried to do pot roast in a pressure cooker. Once with chuck roast and once with rump roast. Both we're absolutely terrible. The vegetables and accompanying sauce were quite good, the meat was leather.

Anyone had any luck with the pressure cooker?

Posted by: JT in KC at August 20, 2017 06:12 PM (FoSz+)

214 Boiled Animal Heads.


Goat's Head Soup.

Posted by: The Rolling Stones at August 20, 2017 06:12 PM (gIRsn)

215 And two f's became c's there.
f

Posted by: teej at August 20, 2017 06:13 PM (WgTfj)

216 I never had enough cookie sheets for when I really get going with the Christmas cookie baking. So I bought more.

I have 12. I use them all.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 06:13 PM (UoSKV)

217 Fish heads, roly poly fish heads...

*runs away*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 20, 2017 06:14 PM (28bqZ)

218 Do paper plates count? :-) Looking forward to cooking in my new kitchen. All comfort food, all the time. And, once I get the guest room furnished, all morons are welcome.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:10 PM (EgOr3)

I probably missed it, but where are you moving to?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 06:14 PM (0mRoj)

219 Inversion whisk blender. Every morning.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:14 PM (rhR3K)

220 Tickled Pink, I have a Ralph's card, which is what Kroger is in CA. I work it for the 10 or 20 cents a gallon off gas. I will miss Sprouts and Trader Joe's but I probably won't have to listen to people babbling in fuckin' espanol everywhere I go. Which is really getting on my nerves.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:15 PM (EgOr3)

221 213 Over the last 2 weeks, I've tried to do pot roast in a pressure cooker. Once with chuck roast and once with rump roast. Both we're absolutely terrible. The vegetables and accompanying sauce were quite good, the meat was leather.

Anyone had any luck with the pressure cooker?
Posted by: JT in KC at August 20, 2017 06:12 PM (FoSz+)

I've only found TWO items the instant pot cooks well: hardboiled eggs and chicken with rice.

I might dig out my crock pot to make stew/pot roast next time. That tool at least I understand. :-/

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 06:15 PM (3OIiX)

222 Jerry Lewis hated persons of color and did not supports Presdent Obama or Cliton !!! We should not celebrate his life and Presdent Obama should not do anything to make him out to be a good person. If Lewis rejected the Trump polies then that wood be a different thing !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 20, 2017 06:16 PM (WmgTn)

223 219 Inversion whisk blender. Every morning.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:14 PM (rhR3K)

How do you blend something upside down?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 06:16 PM (0mRoj)

224 Ground Carr's Lemon Ginger Cookies make a hella good base for a cheesecake but get an extra package for while you're waiting for that sucker to chill overnight.

Posted by: Monkfish at August 20, 2017 06:16 PM (7ciu+)

225 I just threw some burgers on the grill. I'm using my new(ish) grill matt thingie. It feels likke a piece of vinyl, but doesn't burn. Just throw it on the grill, and you can do asparagus, corn, whatever. AND, it transfers grill marks. It's great for chicken in marinade; kind of braises in it's marinade while grilling.
Keeps things relatively clean too.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2017 06:16 PM (ty7RM)

226 220 Tickled Pink, I have a Ralph's card, which is what Kroger is in CA. I work it for the 10 or 20 cents a gallon off gas. I will miss Sprouts and Trader Joe's but I probably won't have to listen to people babbling in fuckin' espanol everywhere I go. Which is really getting on my nerves.
Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:15 PM (EgOr3)

There's two Trader Joe's on the North side of Indianapolis. Not super close, but they're around.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 06:16 PM (3OIiX)

227 I'm going to make some additions to my polenta. I have been adding a parmesan/ romano blend but I'm going to add some fresh basil as well.

Fried polenta with two sunnyside up eggs and sourdough French bread and a slice of dry Monterey Jack on the side.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 06:17 PM (hXOss)

228 Mark, are you in Indy? I saw there are 2 TJs in the north, but I will be well south of that. There's a Kroger right up the street from me, so that'll work. Will miss the Coffee Bean Blast ice cream, that's about it.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:17 PM (EgOr3)

229 93 ... "Fig chutney is also very good with eggs."

Hi Ben, Thanks for mentioning that. My limited experience with chutney is not good. They are always too spicy hot, which I can't tolerate. But I found a recipe for fig chutney that doesn't call for heat, so if I can get the fresh figs I'll give it a try. I bet it would also go great with my home made Greek yogurt.

Posted by: JTB at August 20, 2017 06:17 PM (V+03K)

230 223 219 Inversion whisk blender. Every morning.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:14 PM (rhR3K)

How do you blend something upside down?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 06:16 PM (0mRoj)

I stand on the ceiling.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:17 PM (rhR3K)

231 Posted by: Moron News YOU can use! at August 20, 2017 06:12 PM (DMUuz)

Really?; I didn't know what. I went out to breakfast and had some egg dish in a spicy tomato sauce with spinach and onions and peppers. I can't remember the name, but it began with an "S" and it was quite hot. Good but hot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 06:18 PM (iVOAv)

232 How do you blend something upside down?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 06:16 PM (0mRoj)

I stand on the ceiling.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:17 PM (rhR3K)

Impressive.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 06:18 PM (0mRoj)

233 Inversion whisk blender. Every morning.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:14 PM (rhR3K)

I thought it was some weird sex thing. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:19 PM (EgOr3)

234 Peaches, if you're driving that move there's a good chance you'll be doing I-70 smack dab through my neck of the woods.
Topeka to Indy wouldn't be a bad final day's drive.

You wouldn't want to spend 5 minutes in my dump but lots of motel choices next to the highway and dinner is on me if I'm not playing when you come through.

Posted by: teej at August 20, 2017 06:20 PM (WgTfj)

235 228 Mark, are you in Indy? I saw there are 2 TJs in the north, but I will be well south of that. There's a Kroger right up the street from me, so that'll work. Will miss the Coffee Bean Blast ice cream, that's about it.
Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:17 PM (EgOr3)

Nah, my brother is just west of Indianapolis though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 06:21 PM (3OIiX)

236 >>>Italy: Horse Steak

Sounds awesome to me.

Posted by: Harry S. Truman at August 20, 2017 06:21 PM (/qEW2)

237 The spicy poached egg dish was called Shakshouka or Shakshuka. . I Think it's from North Africa. You have to like spicy food, though:

http://tinyurl.com/ydgcwt63

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 06:22 PM (iVOAv)

238 You wouldn't want to spend 5 minutes in my dump but
lots of motel choices next to the highway and dinner is on me if I'm not
playing when you come through.

Posted by: teej at August 20, 2017 06:20 PM (WgTfj)
teej, you are so sweet! I'm trying to put it together so I rent a Penske truck with a flat car carrier on the back and pay someone to drive it (with me and the two FOs), do it in 3 days total. If you know of a good, clean motel where I could have the cats, I'd love a recommendation. My email is carolinvenice at the hooya thing. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:22 PM (EgOr3)

239 233 Inversion whisk blender. Every morning.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:14 PM (rhR3K)

I thought it was some weird sex thing. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:19 PM (EgOr3)

It still could be. You just never know.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 06:22 PM (0mRoj)

240 For Turkey, they left of balut. WTF???

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 06:22 PM (/qEW2)

241 Oft used kitchen tool...though not for cooking. It's been the family for two generations. Not the actual tool, but identical:

http://tinyurl.com/yck5q2sz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2017 06:22 PM (OdK9v)

242 JTB- I have become a huge fan of chutney and none of them have ever had heat. Fig/walnut, cranberry orange are very cool.

I will buy the peach/ habanero for some extra spice.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 06:23 PM (hXOss)

243 Oft used kitchen tool...though not for cooking. It's been the family for two generations. Not the actual tool, but identical:



http://tinyurl.com/yck5q2sz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2017 06:22 PM (OdK9v)
Is that a can opener? I'm stumped!

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:24 PM (EgOr3)

244 240 For Turkey, they left of balut. WTF???
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 06:22 PM (/qEW2)

Balut is a Philippine thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 06:24 PM (0mRoj)

245 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 20, 2017 06:16 PM (WmgTn)

Mary, please post Obama's favorite recipe-not the one with dogs- and then have two scoops of ice cream. This is a food thread. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 06:24 PM (iVOAv)

246 So glad I made dentist appointment tomorrow and not going to my office which is in downtown Nashville.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2017 06:24 PM (gC2IV)

247 This cracked me up
http://www.diogenesmiddlefinger.com/2017/08/there-is-another-way-of-looking-at-this.html

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 06:24 PM (pPKG5)

248 TFG's favorite food is Reggie's Special Tube Steak.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 06:25 PM (0mRoj)

249 Peaches. Born and raised Hoosier. Went to IU. Southern IN is quite beautiful. Make sure you check out Brown County in the fall. Turkey Creek State Park in the summer and fall.
I miss it so.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 20, 2017 06:25 PM (N3JsI)

250 LOL, Skip!

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:25 PM (EgOr3)

251 Oft used kitchen tool...though not for cooking. It's been the family for two generations. Not the actual tool, but identical:

http://tinyurl.com/yck5q2sz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2017 06:22 PM (OdK9v)


Bottle lid opener, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 06:26 PM (uoTq/)

252 Yup, and hey Peaches, if you ever want to head down I-69, I'd love to show you around my neck of the woods....show ya the Southern Indiana hospitality.

Maybe take you around to the Amish settlements.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 06:26 PM (smD62)

253 Over the last 2 weeks, I've tried to do pot roast in a pressure cooker. Once with chuck roast and once with rump roast. Both we're absolutely terrible. The vegetables and accompanying sauce were quite good, the meat was leather.

Anyone had any luck with the pressure cooker?

Posted by: JT in KC at August 20, 2017 06:12 PM (FoSz+)


I don't use pressure cookers -- dutch oven for me. But I do use alcohol. Alcohol is your friend when cooking cheaper/less expensive cuts of beef.

I use mainly red wine for beef, white wine for chicken. At least 2 to 6 ounces of wine. It simply makes your protein give up the ghost and become extremely palatable in an hours time.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 20, 2017 06:27 PM (EgwCt)

254 Peaches, If you are driving I-70, I have a guest room and we can find a place to dine out, or we can dine in. you may still have my email.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 06:28 PM (5Xc/W)

255 Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2017 06:24 PM (gC2IV)

Why? Will there be rioting in Nashville or are they all going to be gazing upward at the eclipse and so too many people?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 06:28 PM (iVOAv)

256 Maybe take you around to the Amish settlements.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 06:26 PM (smD62)
Thank you, Tick! I'd love to get in touch by email, if you are so inclined. carolinvenice at hooya (tricky) I'm actually looking forward to it and I so appreciate the great advice and comments from the horde here. I've been paralyzed with anxiety lately, this is the first thread I've jumped into in weeks. Love you all, so blessed to have this home.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:30 PM (EgOr3)

257 Starting to believe that the TV lied to me and oversold the benefits of the pressure cooker.

Posted by: JT in KC at August 20, 2017 06:31 PM (FoSz+)

258 Marshmallow Madness. On the same table as this nutritious breakfast.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2017 06:31 PM (bIwZ6)

259 246 So glad I made dentist appointment tomorrow and not going to my office which is in downtown Nashville.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2017 06:24 PM (gC2IV)

Do have any opinions on Franklin, Tennessee? Observations?

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:32 PM (rhR3K)

260
I use mainly red wine for beef, white wine for chicken. At least 2 to 6 ounces of wine. It simply makes your protein give up the ghost and become extremely palatable in an hours time.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 20, 2017 06:27 PM


Are you talking about cooking the meat in it or drinking it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2017 06:33 PM (IqV8l)

261
Are you sure you followed the directions on your pressure cooker and the lid was tightly sealed?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 06:33 PM (qAKlO)

262
Why? Will there be rioting in Nashville or are they all going to be gazing upward at the eclipse and so too many people?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 06:28 PM (iVOAv)

------------------

Traffic is bad enough as it is. I just saw that there is something like 70 million people within a few hours and no one knows how many will show up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2017 06:34 PM (gC2IV)

263 Peaches, If you are driving I-70, I have a guest
room and we can find a place to dine out, or we can dine in. you may
still have my email.


Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 06:28 PM (5Xc/W)
I'm gettin' all weepy here. Thank you so much! Pretty sure we're going to go I-40, seems to be a straight shot. I probably do still have your email, if I ever did, but it would take some digging. I have posted mine a few times above, so feel free to reconnect. Warning, I'm very head splodey right now! I thought (stupidly) that all escrows were 90 days. Nope. Like, 2 minutes! Ack!

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:35 PM (EgOr3)

264
Do have any opinions on Franklin, Tennessee? Observations?
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:32 PM


A friend of mine in Louisville is planning to drive there tomorrow to star at the sun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2017 06:35 PM (IqV8l)

265 Slippery- I'm with you . I cook most things an alcohol.

Try some peachello on your pork chops sometime.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 06:35 PM (hXOss)

266
Do have any opinions on Franklin, Tennessee? Observations?
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:32 PM (

------------

I'm new to the area so I don't know about franklin. I'm n Murfreesboro and here I will stay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2017 06:36 PM (gC2IV)

267 night and day

Posted by: dDan at August 20, 2017 06:36 PM (hwYmz)

268 I'm caramelizing some onions ya'll....

I am simultaneously teary from the onions and pleased at the smell.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 06:36 PM (smD62)

269 Hmmm... looking at the link, pressed duck, fried pizza, and Nestlé all seem quite benign. In fact Nestlé is actually a link to the company itself. How is chocolate a "culinary horror"?

Maggot cheese sounds pretty revolting. The cheese actually contains live maggots that people leave in the cheese as they eat it. They have to shield themselves as they eat the cheese because when disturbed the maggots can jump up to 6 inches. I think that wins the list.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 06:36 PM (/qEW2)

270 Email sent, Peaches.

Posted by: teej at August 20, 2017 06:36 PM (WgTfj)

271 Reporting in from Laramie, Wy motel room. No signs of eclipse zombies. Still 100 miles south of zone of totality.

Posted by: Lurker With Eyes Open at August 20, 2017 06:37 PM (ACzyj)

272 Hi, Peaches.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2017 06:38 PM (bIwZ6)

273 I think that wins the list.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 06:36 PM (/qEW2)
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Oh dear. You actually read all that stuff? You win the internets.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 06:38 PM (UoSKV)

274 Take my cheese, please!

Posted by: Disturbed jumping maggot at August 20, 2017 06:38 PM (IqV8l)

275 Hi Peaches - I have some really good shooting buddies in Southern Indiana if that's something that interests you. Pretty sure ScoggDog is nearby, too.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2017 06:38 PM (Sfs6o)

276 Hi, BB!! How you doin'?

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:39 PM (EgOr3)

277
I'm a math guy. I look at the 4.49 / pound cut of beef and calculate in my head how much wine will make that tough cut of beef palatable. It's usually another .25 or so per pound of wine.

So add the 4.49 and .25 per pound together and you're still just about half the cost of tenderloin.

The method is not madness. It's tasty and tender.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 20, 2017 06:39 PM (EgwCt)

278 Balut is a Philippine thing.

Posted by: Insomniac


Brain fart. I could have sworn it was Turkish.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 06:40 PM (/qEW2)

279 Doing well. How about yourownself? Relocating, I see.

Hope you're well and the move is easy. It'sa so good to beza home.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2017 06:40 PM (bIwZ6)

280 Those European dishes look absolutely great.

Posted by: Count Dracula at August 20, 2017 06:41 PM (LuKE7)

281 The girl what wrote the article about Hakarl is a vegetarian.

I call foul.

As does the Hakarl.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 06:41 PM (gIRsn)

282 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2017 06:22 PM (OdK9v)
Is that a can opener? I'm stumped!
Posted by: Peaches
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Jar opener, and a damned fine one.

BTW, I lived in Indy for a few years, but that was decades ago. It was in the center building pictured here, but 40 years after that picture was taken!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2017 06:42 PM (OdK9v)

283 I have done a tough piece of meat in a foil pouch with red wine and a packet of onion soup on top. Throw some veggies in and there is a meal. Cool about 325 for 2.5 or so hours.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 06:43 PM (5Xc/W)

284
BTW, I lived in Indy for a few years, but that was decades ago. It was in the center building pictured here, but 40 years after that picture was taken!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Oooops. link http://tinyurl.com/yd2o5lth

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2017 06:43 PM (OdK9v)

285
I have $42 in loose change and a somewhat decently stocked liquor
cabinet. Also two unopened packages of Oreos. First one to get down here
and shoot me gets it all. Trash bags are in the pantry, cleaning
supplies are under the kitchen sink. Trash gets picked up tomorrow
morning.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 05:17 PM (0mRoj)


{{{{{{Insomniac}}}}}}

Posted by: redbanzai at August 20, 2017 06:43 PM (FTXAT)

286 Cook, not cool.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 06:44 PM (5Xc/W)

287 Off weird old sock. In Laramie, may get brave and try Mexican food.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 20, 2017 06:44 PM (ACzyj)

288 Reporting in from Laramie, Wy motel room. No signs of eclipse zombies. Still 100 miles south of zone of totality.
Posted by: Lurker With Eyes Open
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You'll burn your eyes out!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2017 06:44 PM (OdK9v)

289 I was repelled by all the Blood soups, and fried blood, and blood sausages in that list. Blech.

But then I remembered as I kid I liked to soak sourdough bread in the juices of the meat. Which I guess were mostly blood. And I think my mom used to add wine sometimes too.

And I'd choose that over dessert.

Maybe I have some zombie in me. ZLM

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:45 PM (5aq94)

290 If too many folks stare at that sun, it's gonna tip fo sho.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 20, 2017 06:45 PM (Tyii7)

291 You got Oreos? Eat 10 right now and have a shot of booze.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 20, 2017 06:45 PM (ACzyj)

292 Oooops. link http://tinyurl.com/yd2o5lth

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2017 06:43 PM (OdK9v)
Yikes, I wasn't thinking there would be armed troops in the streets! lol Although, if that were in LA, I'd cheer.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:45 PM (EgOr3)

293 Pressed duck -- I've had that dish, or at least it was so named, at a Chinese restaurant many times in the 80s, it was great. The rest of that list? No thanks for the most part.

And I know I am a heretic, but I don't like pretzels. Hard, soft, fresh...it don't matter.

Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 20, 2017 06:46 PM (6jaju)

294
Oooops. link http://tinyurl.com/yd2o5lth
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2017 06:43 PM


Is that Ft. Ben?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2017 06:46 PM (IqV8l)

295 Caramelized onions? Making cheesesteaks?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 06:46 PM (pPKG5)

296 Infidel- A raised glass of Cab to you to know that I'm thinking of you as you go through the trials and tribulation process.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 06:46 PM (hXOss)

297 Faced with a conundrum this evening: we had several containers of alcohol in the fridge. I like to keep them in there so they're cold for cocktails. Tequila is pretty easy. However, I could not distinguish rum from vodka. I have no idea what's in them.

Is this a first world problem?

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2017 06:47 PM (LAe3v)

298
Is that Ft. Ben?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Yes...RIP

*weeps*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2017 06:47 PM (OdK9v)

299 "You'll burn you eyes out!"

Well, I won't have to read the news anymore so what the hell.
Quiet in Laramie.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 20, 2017 06:47 PM (ACzyj)

300 Is this a first world problem?


Posted by: pep at August 20, 2017 06:47 PM (LAe3v)
It's only a problem if they're all empty.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:47 PM (EgOr3)

301 297 Faced with a conundrum this evening: we had several containers of alcohol in the fridge. I like to keep them in there so they're cold for cocktails. Tequila is pretty easy. However, I could not distinguish rum from vodka. I have no idea what's in them.

Is this a first world problem?
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2017 06:47 PM (LAe3v)

Is Russia a first world?

Posted by: Count Dracula at August 20, 2017 06:47 PM (LuKE7)

302 Those European dishes look absolutely great. Posted by: Count Dracula

They sure do.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 20, 2017 06:48 PM (Tyii7)

303 Southern Indiana is pretty nice.
I went there to visit Santa Claus once. Yep.

Well, I was going from Indianapolis to Carbondale IL and figured I might as well see Santa Claus while I was in the vicinity.

Yep.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 20, 2017 06:48 PM (0jtPF)

304 Also, I overcooked the steak. **sobs**

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2017 06:48 PM (LAe3v)

305
KitchenAid stopped making my model of stick blenders. Now they make a cheap version.

So I go on ebay and buy my model when I see one that's still "new" because people got it as a gift and never used it.

I reckon I'm good for another 10 years.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 06:48 PM (qAKlO)

306 Vodka will be clear, ( now with all sorts who can tell) rum usually has a light brownish color. But best to pour a glass of each and taste them to be sure.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 06:49 PM (pPKG5)

307 Are any cities burning yet?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2017 06:49 PM (LTHVh)

308 304 Also, I overcooked the steak. **sobs**
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2017 06:48 PM (LAe3v)

What's a steak?

Posted by: 3rd world Somalian at August 20, 2017 06:49 PM (LuKE7)

309 Also, I overcooked the steak. **sobs**
Posted by: pep
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There's no such thing as inedible steak.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog at August 20, 2017 06:50 PM (OdK9v)

310 Insomniac- I have a one time offer for you. I will buy you a plane ticket and a motel room and transport to and from the airport if you want to come to the Texas meet up.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 06:50 PM (hXOss)

311 306
Vodka will be clear, ( now with all sorts who can tell) rum usually has a
light brownish color. But best to pour a glass of each and taste them
to be sure.

Posted by: Skip


Nah, brah. I have white and dark rum (Appleton's for the latter).

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2017 06:50 PM (LAe3v)

312 Or you could invite a Russian over and he will go straight to the vodka

Posted by: Peter Petrovich Konovnitsyn at August 20, 2017 06:50 PM (pPKG5)

313 So I go on ebay and buy my model when I see one that's still "new" because people got it as a gift and never used it.

I reckon I'm good for another 10 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 06:48 PM (qAKlO)
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What the heck do you do to them that you keep needing to replace them? I'm still on my first, and I've had it a while.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 06:51 PM (UoSKV)

314 been assured by motel man that nearby Mexican foot joint is best around.

Sounds like a trap.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 20, 2017 06:51 PM (ACzyj)

315 That means a lot, Ben Had. I may lie down. Didn't know a person could be so exhausted.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 06:51 PM (5Xc/W)

316 No not cheesesteaks....I just like to have some on hand for pastas, sandwiches, eggs,etc.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 06:52 PM (smD62)

317 Vodka will be clear, ...
------

All of our whiskey is clear.

Posted by: Rambling Wreck at August 20, 2017 06:52 PM (pIW4p)

318 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 06:48 PM (qAKlO)

Haha, that's what I do with the Only Jeans That Ever Fit Me Right. Gap from 2006-2007. I've bought 3 pair in the last year or two. Probably time to do another search. I wear 'em out fast.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 06:53 PM (EgOr3)

319 Boudin bakery in San Francisco makes some fine sourdough bread. I used to route myself through there on the way home from Bakersfield just to pick some up at the airport. Pronounced boodeen, not boodan.

Posted by: Javems at August 20, 2017 06:54 PM (yOqwj)

320 Peaches, Never been to that part of Indiana but our neighbors for many years were from that area and would go back there a couple of times a year. Also met many of their family and friends when they visited. Nicest people on the planet. If they are representative, you are moving to a friendly part of the country.

PS: I'm not just saying this because they brought back sorghum and persimmons, which they shared with us. That dang stuff is addictive.

Posted by: JTB at August 20, 2017 06:54 PM (V+03K)

321 OT. I've been stuck at work all weekend (mostly to avoid the filthy hippies who've overwhelmed Seattle with HempFest and the Tattoo Symposium), and . . .

I just discovered the incredibly beautiful singing voice of Meredith Call.

Amazing.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2017 06:54 PM (dqdMO)

322 Well, that doesn't sound too appealing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2017 06:07 PM (iVOAv)


Leverpostej also has egg and onion and nutmeg in it, you eat it on heavy rye.

but yes, you gotta really like organ meat.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2017 06:54 PM (mkDpn)

323 266
Do have any opinions on Franklin, Tennessee? Observations?
Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:32 PM

Franklin was nice in the mid 80's. Big houses, lots of country stars had big spreads there. No idea what it is like now, haven't been back since then. I lived out near Percy Priest lake, west of Nashville.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at August 20, 2017 06:54 PM (WrMht)

324 There's no such thing as inedible steak.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog at August 20, 2017 06:50 PM (OdK9v)


Oh? Eat at Fridays sometime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 06:54 PM (+bPVN)

325 Aww. I just saw the Sidebar. Fair well Professor Kelp.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2017 06:55 PM (LTHVh)

326 Quiet in Laramie.

Posted by: Meremortal


UNLESS YOU'RE MATT SHEPPARD!!!!1!1!

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 20, 2017 06:56 PM (/qEW2)

327
Aww. I just saw the Sidebar. Fair well Professor Kelp.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2017 06:55 PM


That almost sounds like a Spongebob character.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2017 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

328 I glad you didn't include some countries in Asia....Although the list might be interesting....I read about that Greenland town that ferments sharks for sale around the world. They say you can smell the village miles away...

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2017 06:56 PM (7x0EJ)

329 Oops, East of Nashville.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at August 20, 2017 06:57 PM (WrMht)

330 I may have to start a Jerry Lewis Marathon.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2017 06:58 PM (LTHVh)

331 Oh? Eat at Fridays sometime.

And, how. I order a steak at Friday's once and it was like vulcanized rubber. Could have played handball with it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2017 06:58 PM (Tyii7)

332 There's no such thing as inedible steak

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 06:54 PM (+bPVN)


That why they invented cube steaks...run they through the cuber and anything is edible.

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2017 06:59 PM (7x0EJ)

333 Scrambled eggs with cubed gruyere and nutmeg.
Hardest choice is bacon or ham?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 06:59 PM (hXOss)

334 There's no such thing as inedible steak.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog at August 20, 2017 06:50 PM (OdK9v)

Yes there is. I don't care for well done steak. Rare to medium rare.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 20, 2017 06:59 PM (Ri/rl)

335 My Friend Irma (1949) to start.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2017 06:59 PM (LTHVh)

336 That why they invented cube steaks...run they through the cuber and anything is edible.

Then chicken fry it. As they used to say back home in Alabama: Fine eatin'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2017 07:00 PM (bIwZ6)

337 Yes there is. I don't care for well done steak. Rare to medium rare.


A properly cooked steak should have a fair chance of running away.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 07:01 PM (gIRsn)

338 310 Insomniac- I have a one time offer for you. I will buy you a plane ticket and a motel room and transport to and from the airport if you want to come to the Texas meet up.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 06:50 PM (hXOss)

That is extremely generous of you Ben and I thank you. I probably can't come regardless, but what are the dates?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 07:01 PM (0mRoj)

339 Sourdough is gross.

I don't understand why it is so popular.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:03 PM (+1FjB)

340 334 There's no such thing as inedible steak.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog at August 20, 2017 06:50 PM (OdK9v)

Yes there is. I don't care for well done steak. Rare to medium rare.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 20, 2017 06:59 PM (Ri/rl)

Amen... Well done beef is disgusting.... Excepting some cuts that need slow cooking to be chewable... I even like some pork cuts a little pink..

Posted by: kraken at August 20, 2017 07:03 PM (pL6Vz)

341 Insomniac- Oct 21st.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 07:04 PM (hXOss)

342 A properly cooked steak should have a fair chance of running away.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 07:01 PM (gIRsn)

We agree. I also love bread to soak up all the juice/blood.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 20, 2017 07:04 PM (Ri/rl)

343 A properly cooked steak should have a fair chance of running away.

Scare it with the fire and throw it on the plate.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2017 07:05 PM (dUfyB)

344 It is our ambition to make it onto that list.

Posted by: Coop Mealwormburgers of Switzerland at August 20, 2017 07:05 PM (/qEW2)

345 >> I even like some pork cuts a little pink..


I concur.

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at August 20, 2017 07:05 PM (+1FjB)

346 TCM I would think will have a Jerry Lewis marathon, possibly first weekend in Sept

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:05 PM (pPKG5)

347 My father and wife both always ordered their steaks well-done.

I think they just didn't eat at good places (Golden Corral and Black Angus were their ideas of 'steakhouses').

Quickly got the wife to go all med-rare, all the time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 07:05 PM (3OIiX)

348 been assured by motel man that nearby Mexican foot joint is best around.
Sounds like a trap.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 20, 2017 06:51 PM


If it's named the Titty Twister ...

It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 20, 2017 07:06 PM (JKQ3s)

349 My parents buy premium cuts of beef and burn them to a crisp. It a crime against nature.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2017 07:06 PM (dUfyB)

350 Scare it with the fire and throw it on the plate.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2017 07:05 PM (dUfyB)

Knock its horns off, wipe its ass and chunk it right on this plate.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 20, 2017 07:06 PM (Ri/rl)

351 Scare it with the fire and throw it on the plate.

Soo stealing this.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 07:07 PM (gIRsn)

352 I like to hear a faint "Moo."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 20, 2017 07:07 PM (0jtPF)

353 I like my steak with no pink and dipped in Heinz 57 with each bite. I like what I like.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 20, 2017 07:07 PM (LuKE7)

354 Sourdough is gross.

I don't understand why it is so popular.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:03 PM (+1FjB)
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*blink*

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2017 07:07 PM (UoSKV)

355 CaliGirl- That's what the baked potato is for.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 07:08 PM (hXOss)

356 There's no such thing as inedible steak.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog at August 20, 2017 06:50 PM (OdK9v)
Oh? Eat at Fridays sometime.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 06:54 PM (+bPVN)

Yup....or you can ask the Geoffrey of Dow Chemical or whatever the hell his name was.

Steak is what built this country. Well, at least after 1941.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2017 07:08 PM (5VlCp)

357 I like my steak with no pink and dipped in Heinz 57 with each bite. I like what I like.

No ketchup?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2017 07:08 PM (dUfyB)

358
266

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Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:32 PM



Franklin was nice in the mid 80's. Big houses, lots of country stars
had big spreads there. No idea what it is like now, haven't been back
since then. I lived out near Percy Priest lake, west of Nashville.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at August 20, 2017 06:54 PM (WrMht)

----------------------------------

Franklin is extremely nice. It is Williamson County. In 2010 Williamson county was 17th in Forbes list of the 25 richest counties in the U.S.

Posted by: Javems at August 20, 2017 07:09 PM (yOqwj)

359 357 I like my steak with no pink and dipped in Heinz 57 with each bite. I like what I like.

No ketchup?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2017 07:08 PM (dUfyB)

I'm a NeverKetchuper.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 20, 2017 07:09 PM (LuKE7)

360 Some people like bury a good steak in A1 sauce, I don't see the point, but to each his own.

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2017 07:09 PM (7x0EJ)

361 I've written often I think Oreos might be the best commercially made cookies, but I limit myself to only 3 a day to help cut down on sugar.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:09 PM (pPKG5)

362 337 Yes there is. I don't care for well done steak. Rare to medium rare.

A properly cooked steak should have a fair chance of running away.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 07:01 PM (

I haven't had a nice, rare juicy steak in forever. Haven't even wanted one. But I do now!

A nice filet mignon, or maybe prime rib. Or lamb chops. Or pheasant. Omg, it's meat lust!

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 07:10 PM (dHUZO)

363 >>*blink*


Tastes like bile to me.

Of course, I feel the same way about beer I can see through.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:10 PM (+1FjB)

364 Ah, My Friend Irma has a sequel: My Friend Irma Goes West (1950).

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2017 07:10 PM (dUfyB)

365 The most heartbreaking sight I've suffered: Her Majesty trimming the fat off a leg of lamb. At that point, I politely but firmly took over all meat cooking duties.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 07:10 PM (uoTq/)

366 I've written often I think Oreos might be the best commercially made cookies, but I limit myself to only 3 a day to help cut down on sugar.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:09 PM (pPKG5)


I miss Ideal bars.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2017 07:11 PM (bIwZ6)

367 Another good read
http://coldfury.com/2017/08/19/imagine-theres-no-countries/

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:11 PM (pPKG5)

368 Good for you Hadrian

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 07:12 PM (hXOss)

369 >>The most heartbreaking sight I've suffered: Her Majesty trimming the fat off a leg of lamb.


That's only acceptable if she's simultaneously trying to make dinner and work in a new baseball glove.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:12 PM (+1FjB)

370 To ad further insult to injury, I'm about to put a thin sliced piece of sirloin on the George Foreman grill for dinner.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 20, 2017 07:12 PM (LuKE7)

371 Oyster sauce is tasty on lesser-quality grilled steak.

A dab of ghee is also quite tasty.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 20, 2017 07:12 PM (JgxVC)

372 I don't eat red meat so none of this matters to me...

but when I did eat steak, I was a Medium girl.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 07:13 PM (smD62)

373 To ad further insult to injury, I'm about to put a thin sliced piece of sirloin on the George Foreman grill for dinner.

I believe that's known as the Friday's method.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2017 07:14 PM (Tyii7)

374 369. And is out of tallow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 20, 2017 07:14 PM (JgxVC)

375 In Canada, A1 is called HP Sauce. What's up with that?

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2017 07:14 PM (Sfs6o)

376 341 Insomniac- Oct 21st.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 07:04 PM (hXOss)

Can't do it, I'm afraid. But again, thank you. That was a very generous offer.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 07:14 PM (0mRoj)

377 Eating bugs if starving, okay, maybe. But maggot cheese? Omg. Gonna take one helluva cracker for that. Wine suggestions? :-)

Posted by: BebeDahl at August 20, 2017 07:14 PM (yNyJy)

378 Rare. At most, the rare side of medium rare.

But.

Rare.

With Kosher Salt.

Only.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:14 PM (+1FjB)

379 361 I've written often I think Oreos might be the best commercially made cookies, but I limit myself to only 3 a day to help cut down on sugar.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:09 PM (pPKG5)

Nabisco's Devils Food cookie . I can eat the whole package at a time. I think they are part of the Snackwells line now.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 20, 2017 07:14 PM (LuKE7)

380 Walter PPK is in what, .380 or equivalent? Couldn't be in 9mm Parabellum

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:14 PM (pPKG5)

381 377. Retsina. If you're gonna puke, might as well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 20, 2017 07:15 PM (JgxVC)

382 People, Great descriptions of a properly rare steak, as God intended. I'm stealing them all. Thought I was one of very few who liked my steak that rare. Mrs. JTB prefers well done. But she is truly a wonderful person in all other ways. Really!

Posted by: JTB at August 20, 2017 07:15 PM (V+03K)

383 Wine suggestions? :-)

Mad Dog 20/20. About two gallons prior to the meal.

IV.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2017 07:16 PM (bIwZ6)

384 Rare prime rib with horseradish and a side of yorkshire pudding.

Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2017 07:16 PM (5Xc/W)

385 I like my steak with no pink and dipped in Heinz 57 with each bite. I like what I like.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 20, 2017 07:07 PM (LuKE7)

Good Man! I like H57 and then sometimes hit the old A1 and sometimes just blood and butter.

Heinz 57 is a much unappreciated condiment.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2017 07:17 PM (5VlCp)

386 Sourdough is gross.



I don't understand why it is so popular.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:03 PM (+1FjB)
Can't STAND sourdough. I thought I was the only one!

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 07:17 PM (EgOr3)

387 358
266

Do have any opinions on Franklin, Tennessee? Observations?

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 06:32 PM


Franklin was nice in the mid 80's. Big houses, lots of country stars
had big spreads there. No idea what it is like now, haven't been back
since then. I lived out near Percy Priest lake, west of Nashville.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at August 20, 2017 06:54 PM (WrMht)

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Franklin is extremely nice. It is Williamson County. In 2010 Williamson county was 17th in Forbes list of the 25 richest counties in the U.S.
Posted by: Javems at August 20, 2017 07:09 PM (

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Thanks everyone for the information. I appreciate it.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 07:17 PM (dHUZO)

388 380 Walter PPK is in what, .380 or equivalent? Couldn't be in 9mm Parabellum
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:14 PM


9mm Kurz.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2017 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

389 Drank a bottle of MD 20-20 at the first Knebworth Led Zeppelin concert, don't advise anyone ever to do that.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:17 PM (pPKG5)

390 Peaches, welcome to flyover country! (One state east)

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 20, 2017 07:18 PM (PzBTm)

391 I like my chicken medium rare.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2017 07:18 PM (LuKE7)

392 Mad Dog 20/20. About two gallons prior to the meal.



IV.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2017 07:16 PM (bIwZ6)

I think it would be your last meal!

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2017 07:18 PM (7x0EJ)

393 >> I thought I was the only one!

**High Five**

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:18 PM (+1FjB)

394 388. Ja....

It's an okay calibre for fighting off munchkins while you get to your Tokarev.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 20, 2017 07:18 PM (JgxVC)

395 That makes sence, watching Quantum of Solace

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:19 PM (pPKG5)

396 Infidel, + 1000. With a little asparagus.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 07:19 PM (hXOss)

397 >>and a side of yorkshire pudding.


That's not Pudding!

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:19 PM (+1FjB)

398 Dexter Fowler safe, call not overturned.

Boo.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 07:20 PM (smD62)

399
A properly cooked steak should have a fair chance of running away.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 07:01 PM


Had guests recently. Asked how they wanted their tenderloin. ''Well done''. Courtesy, you know, my asking. As if I was going to listen.

Yeah, they got exactly what I wanted to give them and they cleaned every scrap off their plate. Rare, charred on outside.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 20, 2017 07:20 PM (EgwCt)

400 Drank a bottle of MD 20-20 at the first Knebworth Led Zeppelin concert, don't advise anyone ever to do that.

I was the guy in high school who would drive to NJ when underage even there (it was 18 then) to make the booze run.

A girl I fancied asked me to get her some Mad Dog. Being as I didn't know what that was, I asked for it at the counter.

The guy still sold it to me. It was a more innocent time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2017 07:21 PM (gIRsn)

401 What I liked about Magnum P.I. was he didn't have a license to kill, but did carry a serious handgun

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:21 PM (pPKG5)

402 That's not Pudding!

Sure as hell ain't!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at August 20, 2017 07:22 PM (Tyii7)

403 Southern Indiana is pretty nice.
I went there to visit Santa Claus once. Yep.
==

Southern Indiana is gorgeous.

It's kind of a long haul from Indy, but this place is worth a visit:

http://www.saintmeinrad.org/

Would also recommend the Brown County and McCormick's Creek state parks.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 20, 2017 07:22 PM (OVUYQ)

404 Steak should be medium rare with a good seat on the outside.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 07:22 PM (0mRoj)

405 Palp, got a kitchen knife recommendation for you and the Angel; DuckDuckGo Tops frog knife and then tops frog xl.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2017 07:22 PM (DMUuz)

406 Sear, not seat. Damn autocucumber.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 07:23 PM (0mRoj)

407 406 Sear, not seat. Damn autocucumber.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2017 07:23 PM (0mRoj)

You buy your steaks at Sears?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2017 07:24 PM (LuKE7)

408 380 Walter PPK is in what, .380 or equivalent? Couldn't be in 9mm Parabellum
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:14 PM (pPKG5)

Jah, they made it in .32, which was slight more reliable but...still a .32. Maybe .22 LR, not sure about that. That might just be the PPK/s

Anyway, pretty accurate for a mouse gun. If you can see the sights.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 07:24 PM (3OIiX)

409 I really need glasses, been reading this tablet all day between book and web. Eyesight is hard. Going to doctor again tomorrow one ear is sounding blocked but don't think anything is there doing that.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:24 PM (pPKG5)

410 I have some dear friends that do a lot of grilling and cooking but they have never gotten the charred on the outside and rare inside thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 07:25 PM (hXOss)

411 What the heck do you do to them that you keep needing to replace them? I'm still on my first, and I've had it a while.

I use mine every single day, 364 times a year, for about 30-45 seconds. So that's about 4 hours per year.

The stick part breaks because it's plastic, or the blades break after a while. Can't buy just that part, so I have to buy the whole thing. I have 3 of them now.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 07:25 PM (qAKlO)

412 IT'S

Posted by: Scogg DogLessBerger at August 20, 2017 07:25 PM (fiGNd)

413 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALL THE NUMBERS ARE PRIME !!! AND MORE FUNNY BECAUSE MY DAMN KEYBOARD POSTED AN INCOMPLETE THOUGTH !!!

Posted by: Scogg DogLessBerger at August 20, 2017 07:26 PM (fiGNd)

414 412 IT'S
Posted by: Scogg DogLessBerger at August 20, 2017 07:25 PM (fiGNd)

Monty Scoggdog's Flying Circus?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 07:26 PM (3OIiX)

415 Its Walther, Walkers come in 44 blackpowder

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:27 PM (pPKG5)

416 386 Sourdough is gross.

I don't understand why it is so popular.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:03 PM (+1FjB)

Can't STAND sourdough. I thought I was the only one!
Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 07:17 PM (EgOr3)
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Hey, Back Off the Bread Shame!

Posted by: Pillsbury Sourdough Boy at August 20, 2017 07:27 PM (dHUZO)

417 i'm not the carnivore i once was; i loved a medium rare steak at morton's. but the most interesting steak i've had was at a japoanese restaurant where they placed a rock on a burner on the table and you cooked thin slices of well marbled beef on the heated stone. the stone absorbed a lot of fat but left the flavor. an excellent dish.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 20, 2017 07:27 PM (AxFdW)

418 AND FUNNIER YET BECAUSE JACKSTRAW SAYS SCOGGDOG CAN'T FORM A COMPLETE SENTENCE ... AND HERE'S SCOGGDOG POSING AS BEN ROTHLISBERGER EXPLAINING WHY JACKSTRAW'S JOKE IT RIGHT !!!

Posted by: Scogg DogLessBerger at August 20, 2017 07:27 PM (fiGNd)

419 >> I have some dear friends that do a lot of grilling and cooking but they have never gotten the charred on the outside and rare inside thing.



They are cooking at too low a heat, and likely closing up the grill while they do it.

My Dad does this.

You have to start HOT. As soon as the meat hits that grill, the bottom drops out (re. temp).

Then, you have to go to another Hot Spot when flipping. Can't overload the grill if you want both sides seared proper like.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:28 PM (+1FjB)

420 Eating bugs if starving, okay, maybe. But maggot cheese? Omg. Gonna take one helluva cracker for that. Wine suggestions? :-)

Posted by: BebeDahl


If you can eat beef, you can eat a bug!

Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at August 20, 2017 07:28 PM (/qEW2)

421

How is Haggis NOT Scotlands most disgusting?

Posted by: ThunderB at August 20, 2017 07:28 PM (Jtv9l)

422 388. Ja....
It's an okay calibre for fighting off munchkins while you get to your Tokarev.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 20, 2017 07:18 PM (JgxVC)

Or a nice Makarov from either mother Russia or one of her Warsaw Pact clients would do nicely.

And don't forget the Beretta 1934 in .380.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2017 07:28 PM (5VlCp)

423
Gap from 2006-2007.

Don't you hate when they discontinue your perfect product?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 07:28 PM (qAKlO)

424 Spain's horror food has squid ink. I made squid *one* time. Never again. I'll leave that to the sidges.

Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2017 07:28 PM (7l5V0)

425 Cube steak = rubber band meat.

Ick.

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 20, 2017 07:29 PM (PzBTm)

426 (i'm just waiting for the jerry lewis memorial thread so i can say my favorite martin/lewis movies were "you're never too young" and "the caddy".)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 20, 2017 07:29 PM (AxFdW)

427

I got rid of my twitter account


I figure its not safe, these tech cos will Dox who ever they disagree with

Posted by: ThunderB at August 20, 2017 07:30 PM (Jtv9l)

428 Don't you hate when they discontinue your perfect product?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 07:28 PM (qAKlO)


First Law of Marketing:
1) Find out what Hadrian and Her Majesty like and buy.
2) Get rid of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 07:31 PM (uoTq/)

429 Tastes vary. Love sourdough. Can take beef in various ways, depends on cut, preparation.

Actually about to a put a small-ish tri-tip on the grill. Packaged affair from Trader Joe's, with a marinade, because last 4 days have been the head cold from outer space, incredibly powerful. Have tried their Santa Maria-style version before, pretty good.

Sear on both sides, then undetermined time at medium heat level, indirect.

Oh, and the CZ-83 I bought and put away uses "9mm Browning Court" on the roll-mark (one way, I deduce, to distinguish that special last run of that model from all previous production). So there are several ways to say .380, why, I don't know.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2017 07:32 PM (cJDvr)

430 garrett- You are absolutely correct. I don't want start the whole charcoal/gas war but, as you said, you gotta start HOT. I'm sure as hell not buying a Filet and letting it be cooked that way.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 07:33 PM (hXOss)

431 >> Don't you hate when they discontinue your perfect product?


Yep.

Boots / Shoes most of all.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:33 PM (+1FjB)

432 Squid ink? I may have to serve this during the Halloween season:

http://tinyurl.com/y75mpw8c

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2017 07:33 PM (QGoUX)

433 I have some dear friends that do a lot of grilling and cooking but they have never gotten the charred on the outside and rare inside thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 07:25 PM (hXOss)


Yeah, it's in-between charcoal and wood temperatures. A little tough to get correct. Never going to get it with propane without a lot of testing.

I can look at the combo of wood and charcoal and see that redness and say, 'Yeah, it's ready.'

Szzzz. Flip. Szzzz. Pause. Done.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 20, 2017 07:33 PM (EgwCt)

434 LOL BackwardsB, not enough MadDog 20 in the world to wash down maggot cheese. Unc Palp, I never heard of Retsina. Had to look it up. Resin in wine? Like the resin for violin strings? Egads.

Posted by: BebeDahl at August 20, 2017 07:33 PM (yNyJy)

435 410 I have some dear friends that do a lot of grilling and cooking but they have never gotten the charred on the outside and rare inside thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 07:25 PM (hXOss)
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My dad was great at that. Never known anyone better.

Posted by: Pillsbury Sourdough Boy at August 20, 2017 07:33 PM (dHUZO)

436 Ja....
It's an okay calibre for fighting off munchkins while you get to your Tokarev.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 20, 2017 07:18 PM


Da.

Which buys you some time to get to your 1911.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2017 07:34 PM (DMUuz)

437 If you want a good sear on your steak, there is no substitute for screaming hot cast iron. My usual steak pan is one that came down from my great-great-grandmother. It not only provides excellent food, it still does so after 140 years. At my age I find that reassuring.

Posted by: JTB at August 20, 2017 07:34 PM (V+03K)

438 Had Haggis in Scotland once, I'd eat it again.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:34 PM (pPKG5)

439 I think the CZ83 was 9mm MAK, right? I think I have one. Or was that the 82? One was 9 MAK, one was 380....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 07:35 PM (3OIiX)

440 Don't you hate when they discontinue your perfect product?





Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2017 07:28 PM (qAKlO)
All I have to do is become addicted to it and, poof, it's discontinued. EBay is really quite the blessing! My sister's been buying discontinued shampoo on there for years now.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 07:35 PM (EgOr3)

441 >>If you want a good sear on your steak, there is no substitute for screaming hot cast iron.


I can't argue with this.

I cook 95% of my steaks starting in the cast iron and finished under the broiler.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:36 PM (+1FjB)

442 CZ-83 = 380 (or 32ACP)

CZ-83 = 9 Mak

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2017 07:36 PM (cJDvr)

443 We love Haggis.

Posted by: Catfish at August 20, 2017 07:37 PM (Tyii7)

444 I miss:
Kudos bars
Peanut butter Twix, old recipe
Mistic Grape Strawberry juice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 07:38 PM (3OIiX)

445 JTB- 2 things I wanted my Mom to leave me. Her Bible and her cast iron. Got'em both.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2017 07:38 PM (hXOss)

446 One of the things I miss the most is mom's homemade bread. I'd walk in the house to the heavenly aroma of fresh baked bread. She got it just right: crusty on the outside but soft inside with nooks and crannies to catch the butter as it melts. Or as CBD says, the savage olive oil. What a loss.

Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2017 07:39 PM (7l5V0)

447 Leftover pizza tonight. Papa John's was running a special yesterday.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2017 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)

448 Nood, I guess

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2017 07:40 PM (3OIiX)

449 >>>Spain's horror food has squid ink.

Spain has 2 horror foods. Frankly, I'd prefer the squid ink.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2017 07:40 PM (/qEW2)

450 @445

That's sweet.

A few years back, Mom was drawing up her will and gave my sister first choice at what she wanted. She wanted Mom's rings and her china tea set.

I was okay with that.

All I want is Mom's recipe books. Everything else is gravy.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 07:40 PM (smD62)

451 Patches, I do eat beef, I probably have eaten bugs unknowingly. But what I don't know can't hurt me! :-)

Posted by: BebeDahl at August 20, 2017 07:41 PM (yNyJy)

452 An old trick I learned many moons ago was put on your favorite music, then get your skillet or grill or whatever nice and hot, then put your meat on for one song, flip it, then let it cook for one more song, flip it and then move away from from the flames or turn down the heat to less than half for 2 songs, then flip and let cook for 2 more songs. Then remove and let sit for 2 songs then eat.

Rock n Roll Steak.

Rock n roll songs are about 2 minutes 50 something seconds in length, except for that wife beater Don McLean.

Or Pink Floyd the Marxist.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2017 07:41 PM (5VlCp)

453 An old trick I learned many moons ago was put on your favorite music, then get your skillet or grill or whatever nice and hot, then put your meat on for one song, flip it, then let it cook for one more song, flip it and then move away from from the flames or turn down the heat to less than half for 2 songs, then flip and let cook for 2 more songs. Then remove and let sit for 2 songs then eat.

Most of Bruckner's symphonies are nearly or over an hour.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2017 07:45 PM (fzILW)

454 All I have to do is become addicted to it and, poof, it's discontinued.

You too?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2017 07:45 PM (bIwZ6)

455 All I want is Mom's recipe books. Everything else is gravy.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 07:40 PM (smD62)
:-) You got the good stuff!

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 07:46 PM (EgOr3)

456 I cook 95% of my steaks starting in the cast iron and finished under the broiler.

In the winter I have good luck putting my cast iron under the broiler for 15 minutes or so before slapping a steak into it. 2 min. 30 seconds on each side. This place makes me hungry on Sunday.

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2017 07:46 PM (nisXv)

457 445 ... Ben, The more I learn about cooking, the more I value cast iron. I found a recipe for Boston baked beans from colonial days with no tomato. It call for a cast iron pot (or a bean pot which I don't have), a slow oven, and about 12 hours cooking time. It's a recipe I'll try this autumn.

Posted by: JTB at August 20, 2017 07:48 PM (V+03K)

458 Nood blue haired ladies

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2017 07:48 PM (hyuyC)

459 @455

Heck yeah.

Also...the reason my sister got first choice is because Mom and Dad are leaving the house to me.

Obviously if I get married and my husband I decide not to take the house, things will change, but....I think my parents are planning for me to be a lonely spinster with numerous animals, so...there's that.

Lol.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 07:48 PM (smD62)

460 Obviously if I get married and my husband I decide
not to take the house, things will change, but....I think my parents are
planning for me to be a lonely spinster with numerous animals,
so...there's that.



Lol.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 20, 2017 07:48 PM (smD62)
There are far worse ways to live!!! Hope we can connect once I'm in your neck of the woods.

Posted by: Peaches at August 20, 2017 07:49 PM (EgOr3)

461 Good Cast Iron and Enamel Wares can be found at most Thrift / Second Hand / Antique stores.

The stuff will last forever if it is even moderately well cared for.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2017 07:52 PM (+1FjB)

462 438 Had Haggis in Scotland once, I'd eat it again.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2017 07:34 PM (pPKG5)
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Haggis makes me laugh b/c it makes me think of Mike Meyers of SNL fame. Scotland & Haggis often in his comedy b/c of his dad.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumdrop at August 20, 2017 07:53 PM (dHUZO)

463 There are far worse ways to live!!! Hope we can connect once I'm in your neck of the woods.
Posted by: Peaches at August




you have to be kidding

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 20, 2017 08:32 PM (0wem/)

464 Wine suggestions? :-)
Posted by: BebeDahl at August 20, 2017 07:14 PM (yNyJy)

As much as possible.

Posted by: April at August 20, 2017 08:43 PM (e8PP1)

465 A quick glance that title (yeah, I'm a little late to the thread), and I thought, "hah! The Rib-onacci Series!". But no...

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2017 09:00 PM (OBJWS)

466 If deep fried food is your thing, I think the Iowa State Fair is currently happening. From what I understand, that bunch will put deep fry and put anything on a stick -- including butter. Eating my way through the Iowa State Fair is on my bucket list. Of course, it's the last item because after all that grease, I will probably die of a heart attack that very night.

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at August 20, 2017 09:07 PM (UY5/p)

467 Mike Hammer: I was stationed at Uncle Benny's Rest Home from 10/66 to 12/67. I worked in the Finance Center building.

Posted by: CMU VET at August 20, 2017 11:47 PM (C+wjz)

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