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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Head of an Old Man in a Cap
Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 17, 2017 09:19 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 17, 2017 09:20 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: IC at August 17, 2017 09:20 AM (gcme+)
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Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2017 09:20 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 17, 2017 09:21 AM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 17, 2017 09:21 AM (WuRdj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 09:22 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 09:22 AM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 17, 2017 09:22 AM (WuRdj)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2017 09:22 AM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 09:22 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - witlessly at August 17, 2017 09:22 AM (geVJ9)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 09:23 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2017 09:23 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IP at August 17, 2017 09:23 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 09:23 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 09:24 AM (Q3fP7)
me, #13: That guy looks like I feel this morning.
Great minds, wearied alike.
Posted by: mindful webworker - worn at August 17, 2017 09:24 AM (geVJ9)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 17, 2017 09:24 AM (PXbkt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2017 09:24 AM (dhHd4)
Anyway, from somebody like DB, that's a compliment akin to being told "I like your stuff" by Stephen King or Larry Niven.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 17, 2017 09:25 AM (WuRdj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 09:25 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: kallisto at August 17, 2017 09:25 AM (7l5V0)
Came across this last night. You might think it's worth a post.
Posted by: Gregory P Quartano at August 17, 2017 09:25 AM (XFFWZ)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 17, 2017 09:24 AM (PXbkt)
the "NEW" Fox News
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 09:25 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: BignJames at August 17, 2017 09:26 AM (x9c8r)
NYT?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
trying to figure out how to turn is iPad on
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2017 09:26 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2017 09:24 AM (dhHd4)
Doesn't look like he is trying very hard?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 09:26 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:27 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:27 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 09:27 AM (Q3fP7)
FYI: I just left a nice message on Allen West's website encouraging him to primary Dondi.
If you are so inclined, go to www.allenbwest.com
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2017 09:28 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 17, 2017 09:28 AM (PXbkt)
Posted by: Some Hipster Jackass at August 17, 2017 09:28 AM (mcI77)
****
That was the point of portraiture. If it could not do this, it failed and was "not high art". Portraiture is not about an external likeness. This is why this
tinyurl.com/y76w2sw4
is also considered a portrait, and a good one in my opinion.
Posted by: Kris at August 17, 2017 09:28 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 17, 2017 09:29 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: McCool at August 17, 2017 09:29 AM (Izjjo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 09:25 AM (5y11N)
Yesterday : Bring on a "Black Republican Strategist" to cry on camera and call Trump a racist.
Today : Bring on a "Black Republican Journalist" to say "Now is not the time to criticize Antifa".
Tomorrow : Bring on a "Black Republican" to wave around the ol' Hammer and Sickle.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 17, 2017 09:29 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Harmon Ne at August 17, 2017 09:29 AM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 09:29 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 09:30 AM (Q3fP7)
AoS style guide: it's Dave Berry. And maybe he meant "virulently anti-left".
Posted by: Strawberry Shortcake at August 17, 2017 09:30 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2017 09:30 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kris at August 17, 2017 09:30 AM (nwqNw)
Light-Horse Harry Lee was Robert E. Lee's father, but not a signer. I think he was a nephew or something of the ones who signed.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2017 09:30 AM (UoSKV)
"I have lived a long life and it pains me to say this in the twilight of my years, however,
McStain, Mutt, Dondi you the three biggest cowardly fucknoodles it has ever been my misfortune to meet."
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2017 09:30 AM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 09:30 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 09:30 AM (Q3fP7)
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I think he was at his best in Cream.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2017 09:31 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Salome at August 17, 2017 09:31 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2017 09:31 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2017 09:31 AM (aMlLZ)
Now there's a look in his eyes. Like black holes in the skies. Shine on you crazy ... whatever it is you do.
Posted by: Roger Waters at August 17, 2017 09:31 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2017 09:31 AM (0mRoj)
"I'm on a web post by someone calling themselves Charlie Brown's what?!?"
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 17, 2017 09:31 AM (AM1GF)
Came across this last night. You might think it's worth a post.
Epic beard.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 17, 2017 09:32 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 09:32 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 09:30 AM (Q3fP7)
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I think he was at his best in Cream.
Posted by: fixerupper
He also played lead guitar on Grammie Wingers favourite song
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2017 09:32 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Sen John McCain's Brain Cancer at August 17, 2017 09:32 AM (NyJwR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 09:32 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 17, 2017 09:32 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2017 09:31 AM (aMlLZ)
I think the old lady with blue hair holds that slot. Maybe there's regional variance.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2017 09:32 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Roger Waters at August 17, 2017 09:33 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2017 09:31 AM (aMlLZ)
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Oh my gosh - so true. If I get behind some old guy in a hat, I have to add at least twenty minutes to my travel time, and basically be aware that if he signals a left turn, that means he's turning right.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 09:34 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2017 09:34 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Mahdi Muhammad Ahmad at August 17, 2017 09:34 AM (Bdeb0)
An old man nears the end of his life
A widower, he mourns for his wife
The lines on his face
tell a story of grace
A roadmap of sorrows and strife
He ponders his pathway to heaven
As his life clock rings half past eleven
Although time has its sting
The remarkable thing-
Is this old man is just twenty-seven!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 09:34 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2017 09:31 AM (aMlLZ)
I think the old lady with blue hair holds that slot. Maybe there's regional variance.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2017 09:32 AM (0mRoj)
Yup, that's why I said one of, and not thee. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2017 09:35 AM (aMlLZ)
Do we now deny that 2+2=4, if the Nazi text books of that era taugh the same equation and answer?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 09:35 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 09:29 AM (lwiT4)
I have no idea.....anybody?
Posted by: BignJames at August 17, 2017 09:36 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2017 09:35 AM (aMlLZ)
Heh. Both are definite road hazards. And the bigger the car, the worse the driver.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2017 09:36 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Swastikas everywhere
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at August 17, 2017 09:36 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2017 09:32 AM (FZYNt)
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Indeed he did. I went into town last night and cranked that thing up full volume. Rev thinks I'm nuts. He likes Herman's Hermits.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 09:36 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 09:29 AM (lwiT4)
He's one of the Murdoch boys NeverTrumpers.
So now Cory Booker wants to remove the statues of anyone who owned slaves out of the Capitol.
"Rev." Al Sharpton wants to have the Jefferson Memorial torn down.
Where does it end?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:37 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2017 09:36 AM (0mRoj)
We call them Q-tips. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2017 09:37 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: grammie winger
SUNSCREEN! All the time, 15 min before you go outside.
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 17, 2017 09:38 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2017 09:38 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:37 AM (PY9jH)
It doesn't. They will never be satisfied.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2017 09:38 AM (0mRoj)
A swastika is really just a few capital "T"'s superimposed on each other.
You know who else has a capital "T?"
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 09:38 AM (Bdeb0)
He is a male escort and the Murdoch twins love male escorts?
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 09:38 AM (mcI77)
"Rev." Al Sharpton wants to have the Jefferson Memorial torn down.
Where does it end?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:37 AM (PY9jH)
Probably in gunfire.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2017 09:38 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 17, 2017 09:38 AM (/qEW2)
And don't forget your butt cheeks, Shep!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:38 AM (PY9jH)
So now Cory Booker wants to remove the statues of anyone who owned slaves out of the Capitol.
"Rev." Al Sharpton wants to have the Jefferson Memorial torn down.
Where does it end?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:37 AM (PY9jH)
I don't think it ends until we have another Civil War. Makes me sad.
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 09:39 AM (40Q1Q)
Time to start thinking about lunch.
Yes, lunch. I think it will be boiled beans.
Yes, boiled beans for lunch.
With bread
and vodka
Posted by: Harmon Ne at August 17, 2017 09:39 AM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 17, 2017 09:39 AM (CPk08)
Thanks for the tip...that's good stuff.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2017 09:40 AM (wYseH)
Jane, how is D'oh Boy? How are you doing?
Posted by: moki at August 17, 2017 09:40 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: Strobe at August 17, 2017 09:40 AM (gbWkA)
tell a story of grace
A roadmap of sorrows and strife
This gets to me. Grandad had a full head of salt and pepper hair when he died at 91. But even smiling, his face wore the 70 some odd years of work, outliving 3 wives, 2 kids, and Patton's armored in WWII.
God I miss that man.
Posted by: IP at August 17, 2017 09:41 AM (UmSfZ)
"Rev." Al Sharpton wants to have the Jefferson Memorial torn down.
Where does it end?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Well, seeing how the first slave owner in the US was black, ...
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 09:41 AM (U76Nz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 09:41 AM (iVOAv)
So now Zod wants to remove the eyeballs of anyone who wants to remove the statues of anyone who owned slaves.
Where does it end?
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 09:41 AM (Bdeb0)
I know the value of the network is the number of connections, but, yeah, no, not for me anymore. Some of this is driven by all the hate I see - I dumped some more radical people whose interactions I won't miss.
I cut out anyone with the title recruiter from my LinkedIn. I have a special place of hate in my heart for that particular intrusion in my life.
High school "friends" - if we weren't friends in HS probably I have not increased my connection to you.
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2017 09:41 AM (jHrzU)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 17, 2017 09:41 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: moki at August 17, 2017 09:40 AM (V+V4
As of last night he's much better. No longer living with crazy roomie, and settled on campus. Still has to get all his things out and in storage. Thanks for the prayers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:42 AM (PY9jH)
"Rev." Al Sharpton wants to have the Jefferson Memorial torn down.
Where does it end?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:37 AM (PY9jH)
Never let a crisis go to waste.
Posted by: Timon at August 17, 2017 09:42 AM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Hikaru
Did you visit him in the loony bin to get that quote?
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2017 09:42 AM (FZYNt)
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Mohammed owned slaves.
Mosques hardest hit.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2017 09:43 AM (8XRCm)
You know who else has a capital "T?"
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 09:38 AM (Bdeb0)
"T" that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for POOL!
Oh. we got troubles, my friend.
Big Big Troubles!
Posted by: Professor Hill at August 17, 2017 09:43 AM (JO9+V)
grammie winger, my church is becoming more multi racial which is awesome because we have some black ladies who are coming to church in church hats and it's awesome.
JackStraw, you're right about how this is a flare up in a religious war that's been going on for a long time.
As far as sunscreen, I'm so freaking pale that I can get sunburnt through a window.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 09:43 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:43 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2017 09:43 AM (UBzPO)
This reminds me of Rodin's "The Old Woman". The sculpture is more stark, and disturbing, but it evokes the same sense of past youth and ravages of time.
Posted by: JTB at August 17, 2017 09:44 AM (V+03K)
As of last night he's much better. No longer living with crazy roomie, and settled on campus. Still has to get all his things out and in storage. Thanks for the prayers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:42 AM (PY9jH)
Thank goodness. And you are most welcome-it's an honor to pray for you and yours.
Posted by: moki at August 17, 2017 09:44 AM (V+V48)
Elected Republican's?
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 09:44 AM (mcI77)
Look at history's 'counter-protestors' like Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot.
The Left is trying to start a Great Leap forward here in the US and erasing all those bad-thoughts and memories.
Those of us who persist in outdated thinking will have to be nudged (at first) by social ostracism, maybe losing our jobs, etc..
Eventually there will be civil punishment for expressing bad-thoughts. See NYC's penalties for not referring to trannies with their preferred pronouns.
Posted by: McCool at August 17, 2017 09:44 AM (Izjjo)
Posted by: MAGA at August 17, 2017 09:44 AM (4Ias5)
"Rev." Al Sharpton wants to have the Jefferson Memorial torn down.
Where does it end?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
We need a T-Bone memorial.
Posted by: Cory Booker at August 17, 2017 09:45 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2017 09:31 AM (aMlLZ)
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Oh my gosh - so true. If I get behind some old guy in a hat, I have to add at least twenty minutes to my travel time, and basically be aware that if he signals a left turn, that means he's turning right.
Posted by: grammie winger -
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What cars nowadays have room enough for anybody to wear a hat while driving? The roofs are all too low!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 17, 2017 09:45 AM (WuRdj)
grammie winger, my church is becoming more multi racial which is
awesome because we have some black ladies who are coming to church in
church hats and it's awesome.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 09:43 AM (mf5HN)
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THAT'S what I need! A church hat. I envy you your black parishioners. We have old pasty white women who can't sing for $hit.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 09:46 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 17, 2017 09:46 AM (KeCY6)
Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2017 09:46 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2017 09:47 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: McCool at August 17, 2017 09:44 AM (Izjjo)
California is instituting that now, too. Also if you refer to them by their birth name rather than their made-up LARP name.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 17, 2017 09:47 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 17, 2017 09:47 AM (z1kZ7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 17, 2017 09:46 AM (KeCY6)
Can we start sterilizing leftists?
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2017 09:47 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:48 AM (PY9jH)
Where does it end?
It ends when Mt. Rushmore is repealed and replaced by busts of Chelsea Manning, Maxine Waters, Harry Reid, and Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 09:48 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2017 09:47 AM (7HtZB)
That's not very authentic. Jesus was black.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2017 09:48 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: sinalco at August 17, 2017 09:48 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 17, 2017 09:49 AM (KeCY6)
It ends when Mt. Rushmore is repealed and replaced by busts of Chelsea Manning, Maxine Waters, Harry Reid, and Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Zod at A
*vomits*
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 09:49 AM (40Q1Q)
It ends when Mt. Rushmore is repealed and replaced by busts of Chelsea Manning, Maxine Waters, Harry Reid, and Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 09:48 AM (Bdeb0)
Nope. One massive jug-eared bust of Barack Hussein Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:49 AM (PY9jH)
I miss the ladies in their church hats and the everybody in their Sunday best.
I know it shouldnt matter what you wear as long as you come to worship...but... you cant find something more appropriate to sit in the Lords house than yoga pants and flip flops???
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2017 09:49 AM (8XRCm)
Shame that he didn't deal with these racist statues back when he had the power to do so.
And with the left clamoring, marching, rioting and protesting, demanding for their removal the entire eight years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 09:49 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: alexthechick
I assume that's hyperbole? I thought glass blocked all UVA/UVB.
Posted by: Shep at August 17, 2017 09:49 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2017 09:47 AM (7HtZB)
Reykjavik-style?
Posted by: Hikaru at August 17, 2017 09:49 AM (9TK8E)
I just e-mailed him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 09:50 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Aunt Luna's phone at August 17, 2017 09:50 AM (eNHDE)
*sings*
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A coward's Life For Me!!!
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/346867
Posted by: McCancer, Thirsty Mario, Muttley Leading the GOP Spineless Chorus at August 17, 2017 09:50 AM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Strobe at August 17, 2017 09:50 AM (gbWkA)
When the rules of art were finally being codified during the Academic era (~15th-19th cent.), it wasn't enough to be technically skilled. You had to give life to your art. When subject matter was ranked, still-lifes were on the very bottom rung. They depicted soul-less things and were thought to be only about skill. They were heavily symbolic and didactic, but that's it. At the very top were depictions of heroes and saints. Portraiture was in the middle, above animals and landscapes. It was the lowest of the top ranks because it depicted a living human being. Someone who had the very breath of God in him and was created in His image. The sitter wasn't doing anything special, but he still had a soul, which was enough. The job of the painter then, was to depict that soul and make it alive.
Posted by: Kris at August 17, 2017 09:50 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 09:48 AM (Bdeb0)
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I know you're joking (well, half) but I sure do hope they leave Mt. Rushmore alone. I still remember how I felt when I saw it the first time. And it was a picture-perfect day, so all my photos turned out looking like postcards. The museum there is really good too.
I'm glad I've seen it, and my kids too. I honestly don't know what's next.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2017 09:50 AM (UoSKV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 09:50 AM (iVOAv)
What did you say?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:50 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 09:50 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Insomniac
A black Jew? Like Sammy Davis, Jr?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 09:51 AM (U76Nz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 17, 2017 09:51 AM (KeCY6)
you come to worship...but... you cant find something more appropriate to
sit in the Lords house than yoga pants and flip flops???
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2017 09:49 AM (8XRCm)
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One time I saw a lady come in her pajamas. I was like "Really? You couldn't pull on a pair of pants for God?" My daughter told me I was too judgy.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 09:51 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:49 AM (PY9jH)
I suspect that if CON-gress DOES manage to remove trump, we'll see Antifa demand that Obama be re-installed in the White House as God-Emperor.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 17, 2017 09:51 AM (9TK8E)
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Maybe with newer windows. Enough UV gets through my fifty-year-old living room windows to bleach the rug and furniture.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 17, 2017 09:51 AM (PXbkt)
they leave Mt. Rushmore alone. I still remember how I felt when I saw
it the first time. And it was a picture-perfect day, so all my photos
turned out looking like postcards. The museum there is really good too.
I'm glad I've seen it, and my kids too. I honestly don't know what's next.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2017 09:50 AM (UoSKV)
Same here. Beautiful day, and a fireworks show over the monument that night. Unforgetable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:52 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: The Paolo at August 17, 2017 09:52 AM (PXbkt)
It ends when enough people currently goring oxen get their own ox gored.
People who long for destruction are always surprised when the destruction comes for them. But it always does.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2017 09:52 AM (/tuJf)
I asked him why he didn't have anything better to do with his salary which is paid for by the taxpayer than to advocate for removing statues-that he should address jobs, national security and tax relief. I also said I would not be voting for him for any office and mentioned that I was a registered Democrat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 09:53 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Shep at August 17, 2017 09:49 AM (/qEW2)
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My left arm gets fried if I'm driving for a long period of time, so I've learned to pull on a long sleeve on that arm. Looks kind of crazy, but what do I care.
*waves to alex*
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2017 09:53 AM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2017 09:54 AM (ts0Hl)
election in the country for the past 5 years but NOW they have more
power than ever and are emboldened to do this dumb shit. Only with a
complicit "opposition" and an in-the-bag media is that possible and I
don't see a peaceful way out of that.
.
.
.
.They don't have "more power", this is all 100% media hype there is no power on display. These are small groups being funded by the left and reported on by the media way out of proportion to their real numbers and purposes.
Go out and talk to people who aren't on websites like here and puffho all day long. This is not even registering with them, it's background noise, just like it was during the entire 2016 Campaign.
This is nothing new Trump has been called a racist by everyone since the day he won the Primary, and he won the election in an electoral landslide. Let that sink in for a minute, the left was smearing him and any who would vote for him with the racist brush almost every day during the entire Campaign and he still won. What makes anyone think it is going to be any different this time?
My wife is one of the most apolitical people in the Country and she knows it's B$ and most everyone not on here or lefty blogs constantly knows it is too.
Also, I hope everyone notices that virtually all of these events are happening in strong democrat Cities. We might need to worry if they start happening in places like Fort Worth or other Red Cities, but they aren't.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2017 09:54 AM (0pcwX)
Ummm..... MLK was a Republican.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2017 09:54 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2017 09:55 AM (rmVvL)
*****
I'm on it!!!
Ecce Rushmore!
Posted by: Cecilia Gimenez at August 17, 2017 09:55 AM (wPiJc)
Welcome to.....The Crazy Years.
Many of us will not live to see the end of this. And I don't mean by violence, but the passage of time.
***
What I can't understand is how The Left has basically lost every election in the country for the past 5 years but NOW they have more power than ever and are emboldened to do this dumb shit. Only with a complicit "opposition" and an in-the-bag media is that possible and I don't see a peaceful way out of that.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
Damn straight!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 17, 2017 09:56 AM (vcOmj)
with his salary which is paid for by the taxpayer than to advocate for
removing statues-that he should address jobs, national security and tax
relief. I also said I would not be voting for him for any office and
mentioned that I was a registered Democrat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 09:53 AM (iVOAv)
Good for you! And I'm continuing to keep your son and your family in my prayers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:56 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 09:46 AM (lwiT4)
Our church is overflowing with musical talent, then again, between the two services we average around 1,400 people. It's really interesting because we range from women in church hats and grand old Southern dames with their gloves to young couples with full sleeve tattoos and wearing jeans and Chucks. Everyone is welcome. There used to be a sign up that said please no shorts in the worship center but pastor decided a few years ago to take it down.
This is a wonderful book about ladies and their church hats: http://amzn.to/2vHbDTH
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 09:57 AM (mf5HN)
Like I posted on the earlier thread.
Some nitwit posted on our neighborhood social media that their "All Are Welcome" yard sign was stolen overnight.
Now where might someone have learned recently that it is OK to silence a viewpoint which you find offensive.
They are NOT gonna like living by the new rules which they are creating.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 09:57 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Saul of Tarsus at August 17, 2017 09:58 AM (/qEW2)
You should encourage them to pray at the shrine of Crom. He does not mind poor singing.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 09:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 17, 2017 09:58 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 17, 2017 09:58 AM (Ec+D+)
two services we average around 1,400 people. It's really interesting
because we range from women in church hats and grand old Southern dames
with their gloves to young couples with full sleeve tattoos and wearing
jeans and Chucks. Everyone is welcome. There used to be a sign up that
said please no shorts in the worship center but pastor decided a few
years ago to take it down.
===================
That sounds very much like my old happy fun church - same attendance even. Pastor had a dress code sign at the entrance: "Dress Code: Wear Something."
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 09:59 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: fixerupper
And....so? Check your premises, again.
A lot of Black Americans USED to be registered Republicans (especially in the South) because Democrats would not register them, even if they wanted to be Democrats.
King was a lot of things, good and bad, like most flawed mortals. But he definitely had strong socialist influences around him. He spoke against capitalism and for socialism on more than a few occasions.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 17, 2017 09:59 AM (vcOmj)
Thanks; I appreciate that. We mothers of boys and men-and girls and women too, of course- in difficult circumstances must pray for each other. I am glad your son is in the dorm. I will continue to play that rough places are made smooth for him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 10:00 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 10:00 AM (Q3fP7)
Talked with the actuarial about this--I'm trying to coordinate natural aging, scheduled vice consumption, and outrage so that 17 hours before Hell Breaks Loose, Zod sheds the mortal coil.
Timing will be everything.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:00 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JTB at August 17, 2017 10:01 AM (V+03K)
Alabama has a law to protect monuments. Monuments can be removed or altered only with approval from a state commission.
Birmingham Mayor William Bell has erected a plywood barrier to cover the Confederate Soldiers and Sailors monument in Linn Park. He claims that he's in compliance with the preservation law because he hasn't altered the monument. The Attorney General saw things differently and filed suit against the city for removal of the plywood.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 17, 2017 10:01 AM (398bZ)
I like 'pasty'. 'Pasty' is good. Certain complexions are more equal than others. You can't refer to them in disparaging terms.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2017 10:01 AM (/qEW2)
How about one on unusual, funny, weird cookbooks? I recently ran across a little box of cook booklets from the 50's through the 70's of my late mother's, and some of them are a hoot. My favorite is a fondue one, with a picture on the cover of guys in plaid pants and the wives in dresses and beehive hairdos.
The text inside reminds the ladies to "make sure to serve an appetizer and cocktails before dinner, to keep the men happy." Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 10:01 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jack Sock
Quick! You must get on CNN to tell them that!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at August 17, 2017 10:01 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 09:57 AM (mf5HN)
=======================
Love it! I might have to order that! We go to inner city Chicago on occasion for Bible conferences and such. I love the way some of the black women dress. I don't know where they find this stuff. I don't see it at Kohls.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:02 AM (lwiT4)
power on display. These are small groups being funded by the left and
reported on by the media way out of proportion to their real numbers and
purposes."
Controlling the narrative via propaganda is all they power one needs. Look at every totalitarian state ever. The people weren't with them but they maintained control through propaganda.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2017 10:02 AM (UBzPO)
It didn't occur to me that The Left had been on cruise control the last 8 years and fully expected the haggard queen to walk away with it and complete their conquest of the USA as we know it, and the rage that would unleash in them when we the people had other ideas.
I love coming here to see the morning's offering of art, it gives me hope to see civilization has made it through another night!
Posted by: Boots at August 17, 2017 10:02 AM (EBwPV)
Its why Saint-Saen's Organ Concerto is so breathtaking, and Justin Beiber's latest autotuned product is so pedestrian. There's nothing wrong with pop or folk stuff, there's nothing wrong with illustration. Fun is fun, even if its not particularly good.
Its just not art.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 10:02 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 10:02 AM (mcI77)
recently ran across a little box of cook booklets from the 50's through
the 70's of my late mother's, and some of them are a hoot. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 10:01 AM (PY9jH)
You should consider spending a little time in James Lilek's archive of period food/cookbook absurdity...I think you'd enjoy.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:03 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Under Fire
he is too old to play baseball
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2017 10:03 AM (FZYNt)
Nice job on the robe, though. First rate job there. You got a little too crazy on the hat ... but passable.
Posted by: Mark Rothko at August 17, 2017 10:03 AM (ISejo)
Is Communist sympathizer John McCain still alive? Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 10:02 AM (mcI77)
Yes, but don't bother him. He's playing solitaire.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:03 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 10:04 AM (Q3fP7)
"If you support ANTIFA, please Unfriend me. This is not how we treat other Americans for any reason. ANTIFA IS FASCISM.
I am already presuming that you do not support White Supremacy, but, if that floats your boat, then please Unfriend me.
BTW, I do not care if I have any friends after this post.
I will not debate you on this issue. Wrong is wrong."
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 17, 2017 10:04 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Timon at August 17, 2017 10:05 AM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Shep at August 17, 2017 09:49 AM (/qEW2)
---------
My left arm gets fried if I'm driving for a long period of time, so I've learned to pull on a long sleeve on that arm. Looks kind of crazy, but what do I care.
*waves to alex*
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2017 09:53 AM (UoSKV)
Yeah, older windows don't block out the UV rays. I was being somewhat tongue in cheek but I also have to either slather up with sunscreen or wear something long sleeve while driving or my left arm will be sunburnt.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 10:05 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:05 AM (wPiJc)
How to love God when you feel God has let you down
http://tinyurl.com/y9weowfh
And no, I don't feel God has let me down, and I certainly don't think God has disappeared because leftists are acting like leftists!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 10:06 AM (iVOAv)
"...and, mind the step-children.".
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2017 10:06 AM (VqMQ+)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2017 10:06 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:02 AM (lwiT4)
There is a shop on Broughton Street in Savannah that caters to black church ladies. There are some awesome hats in the windows.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 10:07 AM (PY9jH)
"Rev." Al Sharpton wants to have the Jefferson Memorial torn down.
Where does it end?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 09:37 AM (PY9jH)
Never. The revolution never stops. It just keeps grinding over us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 10:07 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2017 10:07 AM (/qEW2)
" and the rage that would unleash in them when we the people had other ideas. "
Indeed. Mrs mouse points out that these folks are exhibiting the mental level of two year olds, throwing a tantrum for not getting their binkey.
Trouble is that for the past 3 presidents, the "official" response hasn't included a STFU.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:08 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 10:08 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 17, 2017 10:08 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2017 10:07 AM (/qEW2)
Cold and white?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 10:08 AM (PY9jH)
Good post. I hope your real friends come out in support of you
However, I am glad that I do not do FB-and don't have to worry about friending/unefriending people. I don't need that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 10:08 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2017 10:08 AM (HN0N1)
Posted by: endisnigh at August 17, 2017 10:09 AM (bQTiX)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2017 10:07 AM (/qEW2)
How does one handcuff milk ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 17, 2017 10:09 AM (ISejo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 10:09 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:09 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2017 10:10 AM (8ikIW)
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I love that idea - how sweet! Alas, I don't have a face for hats. I look terrible in them. I have a face for hiding behind the lady in the hat.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:10 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:10 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2017 10:07 AM (/qEW2)
Cold and white?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Sour?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 10:10 AM (U76Nz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 10:10 AM (PY9jH)
No glass does. Some have coatings or layered filters, but even today most side auto glass (the kind you roll up and down) don't have much in the way of filtering.
Keeps the auto tint shops in business, I guess.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:10 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 17, 2017 10:10 AM (PFy0L)
One of the most ironic things about all this Russia garbage from the left is that it conveniently ignores the massive influence that Russia has had in the minority communities in the US and around the world. It was a tactic they used during the cold war to infiltrate the West and try to damage free market economies.
It is not a coincidence that all of these socialist and communist groups are launched in the minority communities.
Nelson Madela's ANC is an openly communist group that was training by Soviet "advisors" and used to batter the apartheid state. Che Guevara wasn't dispatched to the Congo for a holiday. Same throughout Central and South America.
And antifa is a part of this movement. Dumb, mostly young people with zero understanding of history or what they are really advocating for. Useful idiots is the term that has been used to describe them for generations.
They are a much bigger threat than a handful of Bubba's riding around in pickups doing Nazi salutes.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2017 10:11 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 17, 2017 10:11 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 17, 2017 10:11 AM (Ec+D+)
I agree with this in general, but I refuse to give my definition of art anymore even when asked for it. I have gotten yelled at so many times that it's not worth it to me anymore. Instead I tell people it's art if you think so, or it isn't if you don't think so.
Posted by: Kris at August 17, 2017 10:11 AM (nwqNw)
power on display. These are small groups being funded by the left and
reported on by the media way out of proportion to their real numbers and
purposes."
Controlling the narrative via propaganda is
all they power one needs. Look at every totalitarian state ever. The
people weren't with them but they maintained control through propaganda.
.
.
.
.If that were true any longer Trump would have never been elected.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2017 10:11 AM (0pcwX)
Posted by: endisnigh at August 17, 2017 10:09 AM (bQTiX)
Sarcasm is tricky, tricky stuff. Best left to the pros.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 17, 2017 10:11 AM (ISejo)
You are confusing paid shills for Western Civilization.
Useful idiots have turned into dangerous idiots.
Posted by: Mudd at August 17, 2017 10:11 AM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2017 10:07 AM (/qEW2)
Cold and white?
==
Homogenized?
Posted by: Tig Notaro at August 17, 2017 10:11 AM (PXbkt)
You're new, aren't you?
Make sure to read the AoSHQ handbook.
Explains all the inside memes and jokes.
Available for free download at the AoSHQ Platinum membership level.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:12 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:02 AM (lwiT4)
There is a shop on Broughton Street in Savannah that caters to black church ladies. There are some awesome hats in the windows.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 10:07 AM (PY9jH)
Do a search on Amazon of "church lady hats" and you get 20 pages of them. A Duck Duck Go search indicates Ebay and Etsy have them along with several other outlets.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 17, 2017 10:12 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Milk, Milk, Lemonade
In the back is where the fudge is made
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2017 10:12 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2017 10:07 AM (/qEW2)
Cold and white?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Sour?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 10:10 AM (U76Nz)
Quiet.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2017 10:12 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mudd at August 17, 2017 10:12 AM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:12 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 09:46 AM (lwiT4)
At this retched RC church I attend in the burbs there is a Philippino woman and when she sings with the guy who plays the organ it sounds like Yoko dueting with Tiny Tim.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 10:13 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2017 10:07 AM (/qEW2)
...
Udderly incomprehensible.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 17, 2017 10:13 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at August 17, 2017 10:13 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2017 10:13 AM (8XRCm)
http://badvestments.blogspot.com/2011/09/i-got-nothin.html
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 17, 2017 10:13 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2017 10:13 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 10:13 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mudd at August 17, 2017 10:14 AM (cfHE9)
Posted by: endisnigh at August 17, 2017 10:09 AM (bQTiX)
Welcome newcomer. It may take some time to get to know the jokes here.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 10:14 AM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 10:14 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2017 10:14 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 17, 2017 10:10 AM (PFy0L)
Terrible what he did to Tina
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 10:14 AM (493sH)
In the back is where the fudge is made
Stick your finger in the hole
Out will come a Tootsie Roll
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 17, 2017 10:14 AM (Ec+D+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2017 10:07 AM (/qEW2)
Lukewarm and curdley?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:14 AM (BFQbp)
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 17, 2017 10:11 AM (MIKMs)
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That's reachable for me. Maybe we could make a day-trip of it, just for fun.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:15 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:15 AM (wPiJc)
off your cost brakes and hang on to your willing suspension of
disbelief. I recall that some of the bigger downtown stores still have
millinery departments and the west side near Skokie has a few
free-standing stores around.
.
.
.Stores in Kentucky carry hats like that right before Derby Day. Into the thousands of $$$ for some.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2017 10:15 AM (0pcwX)
Mercurial and willing to make you feel like you have no value because you were too busy to run an errand?
Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2017 10:15 AM (HN0N1)
Yep. It's also like Pussygate, when prominent GOPers told Trump to drop out.
Wounded, but he'll recover.
Posted by: Val and Ben in Obamas spare bedroom at August 17, 2017 10:15 AM (+7/1f)
they are really advocating for. Useful idiots is the term that has been
used to describe them for generations."
I remember when I was in the 9th grade we had two weeks in History class dedicated to the Civil War. Today they don't teach anything prior to 1900 until college. That's how you get generations of people who believe everyone owned slaves and all their leaders were evil.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2017 10:15 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: endisnigh at August 17, 2017 10:09 AM (bQTiX)
----
He played for Cream Abduhl Jabbar??
I didnt think he was even tall enough.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2017 10:15 AM (8XRCm)
Timing will be everything.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:00 AM (Bdeb0)
An organized Moron? Will wonders never cease.
But I do like the way you think. I'm tempted to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: all doubt removed at August 17, 2017 10:16 AM (cT05F)
In the back is where the fudge is made
Stick your finger in the hole
Out will come a Tootsie Roll
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 17, 2017 10:14 AM (Ec+D+)
You guys are disgusting.
Bunch of grubby little ten year boys...
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:16 AM (BFQbp)
However, I am glad that I do not do FB-and don't have to worry about friending/unefriending people. I don't need that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 10:08 AM (iVOAv)
TY, I am just sick and tired of everyone conveniently ignoring the fact that ANTIFA is behaving worse and worse. I fully expect ANTIFA to murder some people soon and it will be blamed on their victims.
There is a simple solution to ANTIFA--enforce the laws on the books prohibiting wearing masks--you know the ones put in place to combat the KKK.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 17, 2017 10:16 AM (kXoT0)
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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:12 AM (J+eG2)
...
The best running joke among my college friends was to start correcting someone, who had used a word correctly, on their word usage.
Each person in turn would then correct the person before them, except changing the word again.
The game ended when someone who was not in on the game corrected someone correctly.
And then we would all just say "Oh yeah--that's it."
Never give the game away.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 17, 2017 10:16 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:16 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Mudd at August 17, 2017 10:16 AM (cfHE9)
http://badvestments.blogspot.com/2011/09/i-got-nothin.html
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 17, 2017 10:13 AM (/qEW2)
=========================
Oh my.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:16 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:16 AM (BFQbp)
==
Delivered to your door in the wee hours of the morning?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 17, 2017 10:16 AM (PXbkt)
Posted by: D. Loesch at August 17, 2017 10:17 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 10:17 AM (PY9jH)
-Jocelyn Elders
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 10:17 AM (39g3+)
==
Delivered to your door in the wee hours of the morning?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton
Shut. It. Down.
We have a threadwinner!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 10:17 AM (U76Nz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:17 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 10:17 AM (Q3fP7)
******
All by himself?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:05 AM (wPiJc)
And he cheats
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2017 10:18 AM (7HtZB)
******
Available for a reasonable price at the Qwik-E-Mart?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:18 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2017 10:11 AM (0pcwX)
Trump was elected in response to that propaganda and as we can see now that cannot be allowed to stand. Note that in my original post arguing this I said that I can't see a 'peaceful' way out of this mess. There's a solution but it ain't gonna be peaceful.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2017 10:18 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2017 10:18 AM (VqMQ+)
Posted by: Harry Reid at August 17, 2017 10:18 AM (FZYNt)
Whenever I go to the National Gallery in DC, the first room I head to is the 17th century Dutch.
Posted by: HammerDog at August 17, 2017 10:19 AM (9M063)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:19 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: HammerDog
I was told they have a nice collection of ovens in there
Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2017 10:19 AM (8ikIW)
Not wounded. They might as well be giving him a hand job. Loves this stuff and good at it.
Posted by: Mudd at August 17, 2017 10:19 AM (cfHE9)
#252 Thank you for that
I was about to post it, and had it wrong.
That would have been embarrassing.
Posted by: Harmon Ne at August 17, 2017 10:19 AM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Steve Scalise at August 17, 2017 10:21 AM (mcI77)
AoS style guide: it's Dave Berry. And maybe he meant "virulently anti-left".
Posted by: Strawberry Shortcake
Sounded like "viciously" to me
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 17, 2017 10:21 AM (di1hb)
In context of the times, a single breadwinner could make enough money to buy a car, a house, and raise a familynand maybe take a vacation once in a while. It wasn't easy, but then, neitherbwas staying at home with the kids.
NOTICE how any reference to the 50s is met with howls of rage by the lefties. There's a reason for that. And then the pseudo-intellectuals drone on how all that was an "aberration" economically, natch.
You're Not Supposed To Notice(tm)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2017 10:22 AM (ezX5B)
For me?
Bathroom.
It's a long trip.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:22 AM (J+eG2)
Explains all the inside memes and jokes.
Pay close attention to the Paul Anka chapter . . .
There is a quiz at the end.
1 - Who gets shirts ?
a - people in the audience
b - the guys
c - Joe
Posted by: McCool at August 17, 2017 10:22 AM (Izjjo)
Hinkle told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that he didn't see "anything controversial" about his posts. "But you know, the way things are going in the world today, I guess everything's controversial."
Gabe Okoye, the chairman of Gwinnett County's Democratic Party, had said Hinkle should "apologize and resign."
Because WrongSpeech.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 17, 2017 10:23 AM (PY9jH)
Explains all the inside memes and jokes. "
And memorize lines from a looooong list of flicks. Trust me, it's tough duty, but it helps.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:23 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 10:24 AM (mcI77)
There is a quiz at the end. "
I think you have an older revision of it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:24 AM (J+eG2)
too.Never seems to bother GOP fags like Lindsey what kind of scum
praises and supports the Democrats.
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Because his salad tossers in the media would turn on him if he ever dared examine what kind of evil scum openly support--and are supported by--Democrats.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 17, 2017 10:25 AM (oF/7l)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:25 AM (MINbv)
https://tinyurl.com/y7dqvhju
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2017 10:25 AM (yOqwj)
The solution is cut the Federal Budget and enforce immigration laws.
The budget howls will make the ones going on now seem like whimpers. Coming up soon.
I'm sure I will be disappointed that Trump didn't cut more. But then he turns out to have been right on all the subjects I wanted a harder line on. I'm trying to prepare myself for disappointment and use it as a learning experience.
Posted by: Mudd at August 17, 2017 10:25 AM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Strawberry Shortcake
Sounded like "viciously" to me
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 17, 2017 10:21 AM (di1hb)
I just checked. It is, indeed, "viciously".
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:26 AM (BFQbp)
******
All by himself?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:05 AM (wPiJc)
And he cheats
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2017 10:18 AM (7HtZB)
Well sure, he doesn't want to lose money.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2017 10:26 AM (TOk1P)
Shit like we must fight the fascists who wish to silence us.
The fcuking irony simply drips off the monitor into an unseen puddle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:26 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 10:13 AM (493sH)
The Good Lord gave me many many gifts, singing was not one of them, in Church, I proudly "lip synch" the hymns--everyone wins that way.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 17, 2017 10:26 AM (kXoT0)
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Do they have a permit?
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:27 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 10:27 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Corona at August 17, 2017 10:27 AM (xzi2G)
Can we get a ruling on people who use Twitter and go with the run-on tweet format?
So I have a point that I would like to make about #topicoftheday (1/15)
...and the point I would like to make about #topicoftheday (2/15)
...is that #topicoftheday has me really outraged because of all the #enemydujour people are in favor of it... (3/15)
etc.
The whole point is to be succinct, people! If you can't say it in 140 characters, go get a blog and put it up as a full post. Either way, nobody's reading it.
/rant off
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:27 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:27 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Eric Carmen at August 17, 2017 10:27 AM (8XRCm)
NOTICE how any reference to the 50s is met with howls of rage by the lefties. There's a reason for that. And then the pseudo-intellectuals drone on how all that was an "aberration" economically, natch.
You're Not Supposed To Notice(tm)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2017 10:22 AM
WaPo Attacks Serena Williams’s For Holding 1950s-Themed Baby Shower…
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=353428
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2017 10:27 AM (IqV8l)
That is a very good idea. I think that's what I meant.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2017 10:27 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2017 10:28 AM (mkDpn)
A permit?
That would prove that they need to be silenced!!!!
: The Left
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:28 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 17, 2017 10:28 AM (c8EhQ)
Explains all the inside memes and jokes. "
And memorize lines from a looooong list of flicks. Trust me, it's tough duty, but it helps.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:23 AM (MINbv)
We're gonna need a bigger handbook.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2017 10:28 AM (TOk1P)
Thing is, you don't even have to go back past 1900 in some cases.
Take the Workers World Party, the group that tore down he statue in Durham the other night. It was started by a guy named Sam Marcy in the late 1950's and was an openly pro-communist party. Still is.
Marcy emigrated with is parents from Russia when he was a kid. His family was Jewish and persecuted in Russia and protected by the communists. So he brought what he learned with him.
The WWP was a sponsor of the very first anti-war protest agains the Vietnam War and that helped swell the ranks of the WWP and splinter organizations that had a similar ideology.
These groups never really go away. They flare up in times of turmoil and then get beaten back into the shadows but they never go away completely.
It amazes me how few people, particularly our so called leaders, don't know this and continue to give these clowns a pass. They are anti-American to their core and the ridiculous assertion that they are just fighting racists is just that, ridiculous. They are not just open border they are no borders and advocates of every fringe group that seeks destruction of the West.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2017 10:28 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:29 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:29 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Corona
I thought it was bath salts and meth that prematurely aged you.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2017 10:29 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 17, 2017 10:29 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:30 AM (MINbv)
The president has no control over the budget, that's 100% Congress. How's that working out for us so far?
Another continuing resolution is due in a few weeks. Wanna bet that gets signed?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2017 10:30 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 10:30 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:30 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Ever at August 17, 2017 10:31 AM (QZdJj)
Posted by: BurtTC
The elders will pass it down in the telling and retelling of the stories and glories of the Horde
Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2017 10:31 AM (8ikIW)
Can we get a ruling on people who use Twitter and go with the run-on tweet format?
So I have a point that I would like to make about #topicoftheday (1/15)
...and the point I would like to make about #topicoftheday (2/15)
...is that #topicoftheday has me really outraged because of all the #enemydujour people are in favor of it... (3/15)
etc.
The whole point is to be succinct, people! If you can't say it in 140 characters, go get a blog and put it up as a full post. Either way, nobody's reading it.
/rant off
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:27 AM (wPiJc)
I can't follow the threads, when people post them here, or even if I wade onto that godforsaken site. It's kinda sorta like English, but it's not.
Human brains were not designed to think and observe in the manner of a run-on tweet.
Well, competent, well-disciplined human brains are not. I would go so far as to say if you can read a tweet thread, that should qualify you as having a learning disorder.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2017 10:31 AM (TOk1P)
Very life-like. I like it.
Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 17, 2017 10:31 AM (6jaju)
Good times.....good times.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:31 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Strawberry Shortcake
Sounded like "viciously" to me
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 17, 2017 10:21 AM (di1hb)
I just checked. It is, indeed, "viciously".
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:26 AM (BFQbp)
Hi, late again to the thread, as usual, but I humbly ask... " is Dave Barry one of us, or not?? ( He was yesterday, I kinda sorta think)...
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2017 10:32 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:30 AM (MINbv)
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Betamax
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2017 10:32 AM (UoSKV)
Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 17, 2017 10:32 AM (6jaju)
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=353428
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2017 10:27 AM (IqV8l)
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oh for the love of pete
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:32 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Strawberry Shortcake
Sounded like "viciously" to me
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 17, 2017 10:21 AM (di1hb)
I just checked. It is, indeed, "viciously".
Posted by: OregonMuse
Stop being so berry pedantic.
Posted by: Strawberry Shortcake at August 17, 2017 10:32 AM (/qEW2)
One day at age 20 I went to Denver Art Museum to view Armand Hammer's collection of oil paintings. His collection is vast.
In the Dutch section, my all time favorite. I stood in awe in front of a small portrait. Mesmerized by the circular collar of stacked starched lace. I marveled at how the collar was painted with nothing but hasty random flicks of a brush while it looked so real, so three dimensional that I felt I could reach into it and stick my fingers in between layers. I was captivated how many shades of white went into making the shape appear round and how actual lace was shown by brush flicks.
I looked down at the museum information placard. It said: Rembrant. I was not familiar with this painting and I just now wasted 20 minutes looking for it by various means. It's similar to several shown, but it isn't any that come up in searches. It looked mostly like this, but this is not it. This lace is too careful. And there is no stone arch.
http://tinyurl.com/y9a3jjjw
The placard continued, Man Walking Through a Doorway.
Rembrant catches the man as he is walking away from the viewer from the room we're viewing from into another more mysterious. The light source is the new room. Like a snapshot taken right as he passes under the stone doorway arch, the man is interrupted, by us, and you can see in the man's face his resigning to our interruption.
All that in a painting.
And I was still stuck studying how the collar was executed. I did now want to pull myself away from this fascinating painting, but the whole exhibit was ahead of me.
I think, but I don't know, you had to be very rich to be wearing those circular lace collars. They really did display wealth, as Ancient Egyptian's extremely thin linen. The collars were pressed and starched between two heavy blocks of wood with zig zag design radiating and fitting as teeth to set their zig zag form like smashing a lace doughnut. The collars were made of twice as much material as it takes to sew a tire shape, same as Egyptians elite's dresses were impressed withi very fine even pleats in their exceedingly thin and light linen, by washerwomen who took the whole day, or by slaves. this is shown in their ancient paintings as see through fabric, the transparent diluted water color type pigments that allow the naked body underneath them to be seen, are doubled in even vertical strokes, still transparent, to show them pleated precisely. It would have take a slave or another worker all day to do that for a dress worn for just a few hours.
Then here's Rembrandt capturing that same kind of merchant's wealth by flick, flick, flickity, flickity, flickity, flick flick, darkening his white as he goes around and shows in the face a man who is busy but stops for a moment. For us.
Just extraordinary.
While everyone else paints people as rigid frozen statues with makeup.
Posted by: boure at August 17, 2017 10:32 AM (KXQr+)
PREACH IT!!!!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:33 AM (MINbv)
What time yesterday?
Yeh...shit is changing that fast.
But I think D. Berry is firmly on the side of the Angels.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:33 AM (J+eG2)
*****
Meh, it wasn't much of a rant. More like a peeve. I don't even look at Twitter other than the occasional linked stuff from this site.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:33 AM (wPiJc)
I hope everyone does the same. Tell your friends and neighbors not to donate to the GOP. If you want to donate, donate locally. Fuck the GOP
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2017 10:33 AM (pUDQf)
Sounds like you've got your indoctrination camp struggle-session/self-denunciation speech already prepared and practiced. Good thinking--I plan to just stammer and weep along with my fellow sullen, cowed inmates.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:33 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: kallisto at August 17, 2017 10:34 AM (AAbgH)
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They can't leave people the heck alone, even when they're having a baby. Who in the world died and made WaPo king of all that moves and breathes?
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:34 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:34 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 17, 2017 10:34 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 17, 2017 10:35 AM (6jaju)
here, or even if I wade onto that godforsaken site. It's kinda sorta
like English, but it's not.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2017 10:31 AM (TOk1P)
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Do you want a singularity?! Because this is how you get a singularity!!
Posted by: Corona at August 17, 2017 10:35 AM (xzi2G)
So....................
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Oh man, I thought it was going to be Hitler again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 17, 2017 10:36 AM (c8EhQ)
How can you know history if you're busy erasing all traces that offend you?
Do they really think that history doesn't have a turn of the wheel for them as well?
What's that other saying? "The wheels of justice turn slowly but grind exceedingly fine?"
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 17, 2017 10:36 AM (oF/7l)
*****
Or you could say the political spectrum is no a linear spectrum, rather a circular continuum. Much like a wagon wheel being captured on film. The events in Charlottesville could be envisioned as occurring at that point when the rotation rate of the wheel matches the sampling rate of the film, resulting in the appearance that the wheel stands still, then looks like it begins to spin backwards.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:36 AM (wPiJc)
I agree with you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 10:36 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:36 AM (Bdeb0)
they are just fighting racists is just that, ridiculous. They are not
just open border they are no borders and advocates of every fringe group
that seeks destruction of the West.
There's this mental masturbation with the Left, where they continue to fight battles long past won in order to feel good about themselves, attributing the labor of ancestors to their own bad selves. Would any of these turds fought for years in the Civil War? Would any of these brave souls have been there in the South, back when you could very well be killed, during the civil rights era?
You're not some brave warrior when you take down a bronze statue based on an era that passed 150 years ago. This is no different that Hollywood coming out with a new McCarthy-themed movie every year or so, so proud of themselves for standing up against a dead Senator, completely ignoring today's battles, today's civil rights/speech rights/religious rights battles, because that would take real courage, real insight...real risks.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2017 10:36 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: jd at August 17, 2017 10:36 AM (JX1fv)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at August 17, 2017 10:36 AM (398bZ)
So....................
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Oh man, I thought it was going to be Hitler again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
it's ok they had other common interests
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 17, 2017 10:36 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:37 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 17, 2017 10:37 AM (kXoT0)
Hey, they've been there since winning the Student Council Presidency, Takoma Park HS, class of 2008!!
H8ter.
(and yes, I know - there's no Takoma Park, MD HS. They go to M Blair, IIRC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:37 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2017 10:37 AM (8b+oT)
At first the cool kids wanted to protest. Alinsky advised otherwise. They carried KKK signs, and branded supporters of the war as ... wait for it... racists and nazis. It's all gaslighting folks, these guys are pros at it. Don't be fooled.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2017 10:38 AM (ezX5B)
When I used to read him, I thought Dave Barry was one of those removed observers who satirized both sides. I don't thinks it's possible to accurately categorize him politically. I have a few of his books but I haven't read him in years.
Posted by: Kris at August 17, 2017 10:38 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:38 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
There is no Whipped Cream in my neighborhood. We are very diverse.
My cat is named Custard. Which sounds very close to the General. Can I change it's name, or does it have to be put down???
Posted by: Strawberry Shortcake at August 17, 2017 10:39 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 17, 2017 10:39 AM (XFue2)
So no statues of Lenin will be destroyed because he's approved liberal good history.
But someone has to figure all this out. I think we need a ministry. What should we call it? Ministry of Truth?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2017 10:39 AM (pUDQf)
Black, weak, and bitter.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:36 AM (Bdeb0)
Have I got the woman for you!!!
Posted by: Barry, Leader of the Resistance at August 17, 2017 10:39 AM (BIsma)
Posted by: Muldoon"
Translated into English for those of us who do not twatter?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:29 AM (MINbv)
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:39 AM (BFQbp)
Ah, so "Other Delights" then?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:40 AM (MINbv)
Nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:40 AM (J+eG2)
I hope everyone does the same.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2017 10:33 AM (pUDQf)
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I have a beg letter from Paul Ryan sitting right here on the table next to me. I'm tearing a dollar bill in half, and sending it back with a letter that says, "This is what you're doing to the country - tearing it apart. You had one chance - and you blew it. Why should I give you one dollar when you scammed me out of all the donations I've made to you in the past? You are a fraud and a con artist. My money would better be spent at the carnival. At least there I might get a stuffed animal. From you? - I get lies. Pretty-face lies..... Signed, pasty white woman who worked on two of your campaigns. Have a nice day, you two faced liar"
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:40 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:33 AM (Bdeb0)
I live in the middle of Oklahoma, one of the most heavily armed states of anywhere. Yeah, they may get us for the camps, but, they will pay a heavy damn price loading those trains. I personally know five military snipers with combat experience who will not go quietly.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 17, 2017 10:40 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Strawberry Shortcake
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With a bow and arrow. Sorry, it's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2017 10:40 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: BurtTC
The elders will pass it down in the telling and retelling of the stories and glories of the Horde
Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2017 10:31 AM (8ikIW)
Like the time ace banned himself from his own blog.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:40 AM (BFQbp)
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2017 10:40 AM (2mC6G)
Never heard of the guy. Probably wants to move up in class to Jackson, Sharpton shakedown level.
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2017/08/16/faneuil-hall-name-change-boston-group/
Posted by: tu3031 at August 17, 2017 10:41 AM (O5Q3r)
Read their playbook; and you'll see it in places you might not expect.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2017 10:41 AM (ezX5B)
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2017 10:41 AM (8b+oT)
Yeah. I correct that pretty much daily. Plus, it ain't thaaaat old. Not like the constitution 'n stuff.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:41 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:40 AM (lwiT4)
Oh, my standing ovation! Grammie! You go girl.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 17, 2017 10:41 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 17, 2017 10:35 AM (6jaju)
He also said it was rare, as in right leaning people are rarely funny.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 10:41 AM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: The Elders at August 17, 2017 10:41 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2017 10:42 AM (2mC6G)
Does anybody get the idea that if the 2018 election goes bad....they're just going to stop holding them? Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2017 10:40 AM (2mC6G)
If by "they" you mean the leftists, then I don't want them to "stop holding them." I want them to massage them gently until I'm done, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:42 AM (Bdeb0)
When I used to read him, I thought Dave Barry was one of those removed observers who satirized both sides. I don't thinks it's possible to accurately categorize him politically. I have a few of his books but I haven't read him in years.
Posted by: Kris at August 17, 2017 10:38 AM (nwqNw)
I doubt that those who earn their daily bread through mass media are going to be outright conservative... that will not work on several levels.. we could point to excetions, of course... but they are the ones who mine the contrarian niche market...
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2017 10:42 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Muldoon"
Translated into English for those of us who do not twatter?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:29 AM (MINbv)
Brevity is
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:39 AM (BFQbp)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2017 10:43 AM (7HtZB)
Happens more often than one would expect.
Great Minds Sometimes Think.
Or something like that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:43 AM (J+eG2)
Que?"
It's AoSHQTown Jake. Forget it.
******
It could happen if he was driving in reverse gear...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:43 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: BurtTC
The elders will pass it down in the telling and retelling of the stories and glories of the Horde
Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2017 10:31 AM (8ikIW)
Like the time ace banned himself from his own blog.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:40 AM (BFQbp)
Yes, in the before time, the long long ago.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2017 10:43 AM (TOk1P)
I'm more concerned that if the 2020 goes well for the Democrats they'll just stop holding them. To avoid another Trump, you see. Its for your own good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 10:44 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 17, 2017 10:35 AM (6jaju)
He also said it was rare, as in right leaning people are rarely funny.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 10:41 AM (Q3fP7)
I disagree with Barry then... I think the Left are the humorless group..
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2017 10:44 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Muldoon"
Translated into English for those of us who do not twatter?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:29 AM (MINbv)
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:39 AM (BFQbp)
No it isn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (TOk1P)
Zing. Very nice!
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (40Q1Q)
Posted by: simplemind at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (u5GS9)
Posted by: Strawberry Shortcake at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (VqMQ+)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:39 AM (BFQbp)
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No it isn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (TOk1P)
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Nope
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (2mC6G)
Posted by: simplemind at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (u5GS9)
yeah? I bet PDT feels great.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 10:46 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: simplemind at August 17, 2017 10:46 AM (B9ApI)
Posted by: kallisto at August 17, 2017 10:46 AM (AAbgH)
-BB
Posted by: Under Fire
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Please, let it happen.
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2017 10:46 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:47 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: jd at August 17, 2017 10:47 AM (JX1fv)
Arizona Bay can't come too soon.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2017 10:47 AM (VqMQ+)
And then the GOP decided that its membership in the elite means more than any silly, sentimental notions of duty and country.
I'm reminded of the scene in Braveheart, where William Wallace is expecting allies to show up for the battle, only to see them turn away and Wallace's forces get decimated.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 17, 2017 10:47 AM (tGPxK)
Yeh...we'll just go with steal.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:47 AM (J+eG2)
It makes no sense (2/5)
For thoughts this long (3/5)
There's no defense (4/5)
BURMA~SHAVE (5/5)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 17, 2017 10:47 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 10:47 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at August 17, 2017 10:48 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:48 AM (MINbv)
==========================
Saying the "wrong" word. Criminal act. Jail time. Scary? No not at all. I don't even live in California.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:48 AM (lwiT4)
==
Yeah, he sounded a little bit out of touch, there. I think he was imagining 1980s social conservatives when he said it.
These days, I think *most* comedians come across as right-leaning, at least compared to how far left the official media culture has swung.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 17, 2017 10:49 AM (PXbkt)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2017 10:49 AM (ezX5B)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:39 AM (BFQbp)
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No it isn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (TOk1P)
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Nope
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (2mC6G)
Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2017 10:49 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 10:47 AM (mcI77)
You'd think, but the cock sucker is still there?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 10:49 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Kris at August 17, 2017 10:49 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: NCKate at August 17, 2017 10:49 AM (xYVPg)
Women / Milk
Spoiled and lumpy? Posted by: jd at August 17, 2017 10:47 AM (JX1fv)
Left in a school locker until...pungently assertive?
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Like people posting anonymous reviews of their own product on Amazon.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:50 AM (wPiJc)
Is not.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:50 AM (MINbv)
There are some who would suggest that if events taking place are not in proximity to, or immediately effecting your life, you really shouldn't care.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:50 AM (J+eG2)
Wow. When even you have given up on Ryan, that says something. You held out hope for the longest time, but welcome to the club.
I'll discuss the dues schedule later.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 17, 2017 10:50 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Kris at August 17, 2017 10:49 AM (nwqNw)
Talk to the people running out Colleges and Universities for starts
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 10:50 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2017 10:50 AM (UoSKV)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 17, 2017 10:51 AM (7uYFy)
If you have never read Leonard Pitts... well..give him a go... he's the epitome of what's wrong in America today.. my opinion, of course..
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2017 10:51 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 10:51 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: BurtTC
Argument's down the hall, this is abuse.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 17, 2017 10:51 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: NCKate
I am just going to ignore them.
Even if they are speaking to me.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 10:51 AM (U76Nz)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:51 AM (wPiJc)
Note: our speech violence . . .
========
nevermind he didn't say violently.
carry on.
Posted by: simplemind at August 17, 2017 10:52 AM (B9ApI)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 17, 2017 10:52 AM (AM1GF)
That's it for Trump. He has made his last mistake. He can't recover from this.
Posted by: H. Mann Lee at August 17, 2017 10:52 AM (m9X4Y)
You ever study the history of the actions of the Pedophile Prophet?
And I believe that he advocated for the owning of slaves as well.
And not a single hiccup from the left.
They just lap that shit up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:52 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 17, 2017 10:52 AM (lIZQs)
Is not.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:50 AM (MINbv)
You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2017 10:52 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:53 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Some Canuck at August 17, 2017 10:53 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2017 10:53 AM (qrKTO)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:48 AM (lwiT4)
Counting down the days till we leave this effed up state.
Posted by: IC at August 17, 2017 10:53 AM (a0IVu)
The left is the man. They control politics, economics, news, entertainment, music, culture, art, history, literature, pretty much everything. So they write the books and leave out the stuff that is uncomfortable or problematic for their narrative.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 10:53 AM (39g3+)
So no statues of Lenin will be destroyed because he's approved liberal good history.
But someone has to figure all this out. I think we need a ministry. What should we call it? Ministry of Truth?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2017 10:39 AM (pUDQf)
But history isn't just being erased it's being rewritten. Lenin isn't a mass murderer he's a community organizer helping the downtrodden. Everything was invented in Africa and it was stolen from them by whitey (and them Greek homos). Or that movie that black women were responsible for the space program. No basis in reality just fit the agenda
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 10:53 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:53 AM (J+eG2)
Horde, I am not old enough to be the one who always goes to the Burma-Shave gag! WTF? Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 17, 2017 10:52 AM (AM1GF)
When the polls/Say Clinton "bump"/Clear the decks/for President Trump!/BURMA SHAVE.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Chris Pagano at August 17, 2017 10:54 AM (qrKTO)
When Obama and MacAuliffe plan their next riot, they should really use somebody with less of a paper trail.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 17, 2017 10:54 AM (Ndje9)
elderberries.
(see, this is how one shortens a conversation)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:54 AM (MINbv)
It makes no sense (2/5)
For thoughts this long (3/5)
There's no defense (4/5)
BURMA~SHAVE (5/5)
Posted by: Brother Cavil,
******
'Zactly! Touché
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2017 10:54 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 17, 2017 10:54 AM (RD7QR)
-BB
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 10:45 AM (mcI77)
Off to Room 101 for some good old re-education comrades
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 10:55 AM (493sH)
He is indeed a scumbag with a long rap sheet and a deadbeat dad of two children with two different mothers. He was also brought up on rape charges although not convicted.
Yes, this is the man to be leading a virtuous campaign.
Btw, if you read the comments to that article they are unanimous in pretty much a Hell No! sentiment. Lefties do have their own oxen and they don't want them gored.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2017 10:55 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Brother Cavil,
You are when you are the one that foes it so well.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 10:55 AM (U76Nz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone
lol.
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 10:55 AM (40Q1Q)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 10:55 AM (J+eG2)
405 I like my milk like I like my women
In big jugs.....
Squeezed from a teat, churned into butter, and eaten on rye toast.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Strawberry Shortcake at August 17, 2017 10:55 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 17, 2017 10:47 AM (AM1GF)
Stolen.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 10:55 AM (BFQbp)
Many pages do that. Sigh. Most annoying is that a large portion of the screen winds up filled with a blue rectangle containing only an "f", just in case I feel like I want to share the 1/64" slit with the idiots on farcebook.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 17, 2017 10:56 AM (sGtp+)
His works always seem to have so much depth, detail, and intimacy, but when you look closely they're slapped together from very thick brushstrokes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2017 10:56 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: IP at August 17, 2017 10:56 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 17, 2017 10:56 AM (6jaju)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2017 10:57 AM (zEeeZ)
That's it for Trump. He has made his last mistake. He can't recover from this.
Posted by: H. Mann Lee at August 17, 2017 10:52 AM (m9X4Y)
From CNBC I've heard:
Trump's election will crash the markets
Trump's agenda will crash the markets
Trump's foreign policy will crash the markets
Trump's tweets will crash the markets
Trump's existence will crash the markets
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 10:58 AM (493sH)
Black, weak, and bitter.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:36 AM (Bdeb0)
I prefer them like my beer.
Ice cold and alcoholic.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 17, 2017 10:58 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 10:58 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2017 10:58 AM (8ikIW)
So that means the prize in Illinois is up to what, seventy five cents and a hearty handshake?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:58 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: RI Red - Living the womanatee life. Apologies, AtC. at August 17, 2017 10:58 AM (9Fi+f)
It's really not that mysterious. Occupy had a very pronounced anti-semitic streak to it. Wall Street bankers and all that.
The white nationalist movement hates Jews as much as they hate blacks and other minorities. Listen to the chants from the march in Charlottesville, "Jew will not replace us".
What is a mystery is why so many Jews support the left when they are so openly anti-semitic.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2017 10:59 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: IP at August 17, 2017 10:59 AM (UmSfZ)
In big jugs.....
Squeezed from a teat, churned into butter, and eaten on rye toast.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)
From your mom.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2017 10:59 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 10:59 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2017 10:57 AM (zEeeZ)
You think a lot of people are feeling kind of dumb about now?? or are they gonna double- down on being dumb?
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2017 10:59 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 17, 2017 10:59 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 10:59 AM (40Q1Q)
You mean Cantwell? Yeah, he got kinda emotional. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. ****WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP SARCASM ALERT WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP***
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 17, 2017 10:59 AM (Ec+D+)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 17, 2017 11:00 AM (398bZ)
*Pfftt*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 11:00 AM (U76Nz)
Well, you could just take the Cash Payout.
... which is a nickel and a dickslap.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2017 11:00 AM (jNodw)
Posted by: RI Red - Living the womanatee life. Apologies, AtC. at August 17, 2017 10:58 AM (9Fi+f)
No, this is just a quiz. The test is next week
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 11:00 AM (493sH)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:48 AM (lwiT4)
Then it doesn't effect you so all is well.
Posted by: Chocolate Covered Ice Cream Cone Fella-now with sprinkles! at August 17, 2017 11:00 AM (sf2BM)
I'll discuss the dues schedule later.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 17, 2017 10:50 AM (EgwCt)
==============================
Like I've said before, when he was just starting out, I worked on (I think) his second and third campaigns. I really don't doubt that he meant what he said in regards to his positions. He and I had a good discussion on religious liberty as it relates to the First Amendment. He got it.
I also had some questions about something once, and he called me back within 5 minutes, while en route to his mother's bedside in the hospital. He also pulled some very appreciated strings for my son when he was over in Baghdad. So I value those things.
He's a smart man, and I think a decent human being. But he is not doing the job he was elected to do - and promised he WOULD do.
I believe he became infected with whatever plaque descends on people who are in Washington too long. Power. Control. The smug feeling of "I know better." He may be smart (and he is) but he does not know better than I do how government should work for the people. I am not stupid, and he thinks he can go about business as usual and get a pass. He can't, And he won't.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 11:00 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 11:00 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 11:00 AM (MINbv)
The Old Man is dejected because Cooter was forced to paint over the Confederate flag on the General Lee.
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2017 11:01 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2017 10:59 AM (zSVEm)
_____
I myself will indeed at least double down at this point. As long as I don't spend the proverbial rent money I figure why not, it has less side effects than meth.
Posted by: IP at August 17, 2017 11:01 AM (UmSfZ)
And now he must be made to smell the Croc, over and over again.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2017 11:02 AM (1lBTP)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2017 11:03 AM (+7/1f)
Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM
Huma!! Get Rembrandt over here to paint my portrait, stat!
Posted by: Hillary! at August 17, 2017 11:03 AM (ctuyM)
Because that's just lame.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 11:03 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2017 11:01 AM (2Mnv1)
And rename the car. I guess the Dukes of Hazzard is now a hate crime
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 11:03 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Hillary!
And get me out my fancy dress up pantsuit.
Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2017 11:04 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 17, 2017 11:03 AM (ctuyM)
_____
Not even he could do that ya old sea-hag.
Posted by: IP at August 17, 2017 11:04 AM (UmSfZ)
I see we're back to the dessert wars! Good job
Posted by: Creme Brulee at August 17, 2017 11:04 AM (iVOAv)
Si.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 11:04 AM (MINbv)
Just don't buy your tickets in Illinois, problem solved.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2017 11:05 AM (zEeeZ)
And I think ______ __________ Carver would agree! Wait! Was there a confederate Carver?!!
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2017 11:05 AM (2mC6G)
Huma!! Get Rembrandt over here to paint my portrait, stat!
Posted by: Hillary! at August 17, 2017 11:03 AM (ctuyM)
Hands back black canvas.
That'll be $500,000
Posted by: Rembrandt at August 17, 2017 11:05 AM (r5KeJ)
He's up in 2020, and looks vulnerable to a primary challenge.
Sorry, but he's asked for it.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2017 11:05 AM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 10:59 AM (40Q1Q)
Quibble here...they remember just fine...they worship despots and dictators--the higher the body count the better. Remember they believe absotively that folks have to be murdered to make way for the R-E-V-O-L-U-T-I-O-N. It shivers their loin and excites their minds--all that blood, seized belongings, and ABSOLUTE POWER.
You can never be too evil for the Left. Look at BJ Clinton Be guilty of rape and sexual predation and suspected of pedophilia and wow, next thing ya know, you are an Elder Statesman commanding 500K for rasping out "Hi, har yew?".
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 17, 2017 11:05 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: IC at August 17, 2017 11:05 AM (a0IVu)
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Sooner or later they all go native, grammie, I hate to say. Well, maybe not all, but most. It's sad. And it's why a lot of good people decline to enter the cesspool of politics.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2017 11:06 AM (UoSKV)
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 10:48 AM (lwiT4)
Even nowadays, I can't imagine such a law not being slapped down by the courts. Even liberal courts.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 11:06 AM (BFQbp)
The Dessert Wars begun have.
I mean c'mon folks. This is meme Thursday.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 11:06 AM (MINbv)
Is that data available?
Posted by: H. Mann Lee at August 17, 2017 11:06 AM (m9X4Y)
And the other mystery: those conference calls to Comrade O's spare bedroom.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 17, 2017 11:06 AM (Ndje9)
What would it take to eliminate Graham in SC?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2017 11:05 AM (+7/1f)
Marshmallows. A Hershey bar. A campfire. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 11:06 AM (Bdeb0)
And I think ______ __________ Carver would agree! Wait! Was there a confederate Carver?!!
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2017 11:05 AM (2mC6G)
There were majors in the Confederate army. That name has to go too!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 11:06 AM (493sH)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2017 10:59 AM (/tuJf)
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 11:07 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2017 11:01 AM (2Mnv1)
And rename the car. I guess the Dukes of Hazzard is now a hate crime
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 11:03 AM (493sH)
Well them old Duke Boys was just drivin' along and mindin' their own business when up drives a coupla MRAPs from the Federal Bureau of Conformity Enforcement. And they was runnin' their sirens and tellin' the Duke boys that the General Lee was a macroaggression. Well the Duke boys had no idea what that meant so they just hit the accelerator and sped off, and that's when they got a coupla rounds from the 25mm Bushmaster in the back of the General Lee, and I lost my job.
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 17, 2017 11:07 AM (RD7QR)
And then a thought hit me.
How soon till that series is banned as well?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 11:07 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 11:07 AM (U76Nz)
just had a donut for brekkie..definitely not on the diet plan for gainzzz but sometimes, a donut makes my heart feel happy.
Posted by: IC at August 17, 2017 11:05 AM (a0IVu)
We can't have that... either go throw up, run 3 miles in penance.. or feel guilty, all week...
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2017 11:07 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2017 11:07 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 11:07 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2017 11:08 AM (zEeeZ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2017 11:05 AM (+7/1f)
See if I had no class what so ever, I'd say something like "Aids", but I'm a fucking classy guy, so I will not say that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 11:08 AM (5y11N)
Sell lottery tickets that pay off in .... more lottery tickets!
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2017 11:08 AM (+7/1f)
Just don't buy your tickets in Illinois, problem solved.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2017 11:05 AM (zEeeZ)
Take the cash. Carefully invested, you will be better off with it.
Why leave money in the hands of bureaucrats? Illinois being a prime example.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 17, 2017 11:08 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2017 11:01 AM (2Mnv1)
Didn't the horn play Dixie? Better blow up the whole car
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 11:08 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 17, 2017 11:08 AM (2JcMg)
Communist sympathizer Graham.------^
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 11:07 AM (mcI77)
Prune juice and ipecac.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2017 11:08 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 11:08 AM (40Q1Q)
Is that data available?
Posted by: H. Mann Lee at August 17, 2017 11:06 AM (m9X4Y)
Take the final payout, subtract 2 (winning ticket), divide by 2 (cost per ticket) and then divide by 5, since most folks buy 5 quick picks. That'll get you close.
Oh, my algebra....
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at August 17, 2017 11:09 AM (kXoT0)
That made my head hurt..
Posted by: IP at August 17, 2017 10:56 AM
No. That's ice cream...really cold slow milk.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2017 11:09 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2017 11:09 AM (jNodw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 11:06 AM (493sH)
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Of course ______ ______ was a virulent antisemite, so that will make ______ ______ King Blvd look weird.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2017 11:09 AM (2mC6G)
I believe he became infected with whatever
plaque descends on people who are in Washington too long. Power.
Control. The smug feeling of "I know better." He may be smart (and he
is) but he does not know better than I do how government should work for
the people. I am not stupid, and he thinks he can go about business as
usual and get a pass. He can't, And he won't. Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 11:00 AM (lwiT4)
=====
If he allows another CR he is done. He has spent his adult life in DC with the budget and can't accomplish anything except more spending.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 17, 2017 11:09 AM (MIKMs)
All of them.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 11:09 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: NCKate at August 17, 2017 11:09 AM (xYVPg)
A sudden surge of sanity and intelligence, like is needed in Alaska, Arizona, etc. The voters there are too stupid, corrupt, ignorant, and foolish to be trusted to do the right thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 11:10 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2017 11:10 AM (zEeeZ)
Posted by: NCKate at August 17, 2017 11:09 AM (xYVPg)
Why it's just like the non-biased MFM is working hand in hand with the commie thugs
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 11:10 AM (493sH)
Iceland.
Way too many people defending that decision.
The drippy dick, clap burning irony?
THAT'S what a real Nazi would do.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 11:10 AM (U76Nz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2017 11:07 AM (J+eG2)
____
Gotta figure very soon. Our allowing the demise of Looney Tunes was just the start of our decline.
Posted by: IP at August 17, 2017 11:10 AM (UmSfZ)
One of the local roach coaches/taco trucks has that horn. Funny thing is that I'm pretty much the only one who laughs...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 17, 2017 11:11 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Loaded to the gills with strawberry Nestles Quik.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 17, 2017 11:11 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Theo van Gogh at August 17, 2017 11:11 AM (Ndje9)
I see we're back to the dessert wars! Good job
Posted by: Creme Brulee at August 17, 2017 11:04 AM
For a while there it was a dessert desert.
Posted by: Pineapple upside down cake guy at August 17, 2017 11:11 AM (IqV8l)
--
You need to account for the cost of running the lottery. Lotta overhead in a lottery. And the state gets the money for schools. Lotta money goes to schools.
Posted by: H. Mann Lee at August 17, 2017 11:11 AM (m9X4Y)
Because that's just lame.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 11:03 AM (mf5HN)
The one who posted as H. Mann Lee? That's Skandia Recluse.
Have I taught you nothing?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2017 11:11 AM (gIRsn)
Believe it or not, you could purchase one of those horn installation kits at Ben Jones' memorabilia store outside Sperryville, Va. At least you could a few years ago...
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)
They'll love me then.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 11:07 AM (U76Nz)
This is the left's advantage: that we, being good (mostly) will not ever respond with the evil that they hit us with on a regular basis.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 11:12 AM (BFQbp)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 11:12 AM (U76Nz)
Posted by: H. Mann Lee at August 17, 2017 11:11 AM (m9X4Y)
Which is why the schools are always broke and they need to raise property taxes all the time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 11:12 AM (493sH)
KFC is overpriced and not very good but I wouldn't wish that on them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 11:12 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Psalms 71:9 at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (pIW4p)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 11:08 AM (40Q1Q)
Paul Wellstone?
Posted by: Barry, Leader of the Resistance at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (BIsma)
I believe he became infected with whatever plaque descends on people who are in Washington too long. Power. Control. The smug feeling of "I know better." He may be smart (and he is) but he does not know better than I do how government should work for the people. I am not stupid, and he thinks he can go about business as usual and get a pass. He can't, And he won't.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 11:00 AM (lwiT4)
That's why we got Trump. It's the air of I know better than you do and oh I can just say whatever during campaigns because you are a golden retriever who just wants his treat.
The American people are not the stupid lemmings Our Betters think they are. And Our Betters? Are not better at anything.
What have Our Betters done over the past, say, 40 years, that have actually improved matters? I'm sure there are accomplishments that I'm too bitter to allow myself to remember. But from my view down here, I don't see much, if anything at all.
A golden retriever is smart enough to know that lending money to buy a house to people with marginal credit and while requiring no down payment and backing the notes by the US government would lead to people defaulting. It's cargo cult thinking that giving a person a house will lead to the habits that allow one to buy a house.
Then there are the lies. And now there's the utter refusal to stand up and say how dare you, how DARE YOU claim that someone is a Nazi because they are not on the Left.
Look. If I'm going to stay with someone who demands I support them even though they really hate me, that person better damn well have a hurricane tongue.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (U76Nz)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 11:08 AM
Wellstone, iirc, but, yeah. Evil.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)
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And the Robert E. Lee was displayed in full view. I haven't been out that way in years so I don't know if it's still there.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (UoSKV)
Or not old enough
But look at his head
All his hair has jumped off
BURMA SHAVE
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (NyJwR)
Posted by: RickZ at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (BIsma)
No, that's just how they sell the lottery to voters. In Oregon that's what they did: its for the kids!
Then it was sent to the general fund and spent on everything else, including tons on lottery advertising.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (39g3+)
Still, a couple of times a year for a shot at what whittles down to more than a hundred mil? Yeah, I'll take that.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 17, 2017 11:14 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Howard Phillips Lovecraft at August 17, 2017 11:14 AM (2mC6G)
Just wait for the GP thread in a few minutes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 11:14 AM (BFQbp)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 11:14 AM (40Q1Q)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 17, 2017 11:14 AM (Ec+D+)
Interesting how hats in the past were worn so for back of the crown of the head as to be mostly useless.
Americans have (or used to) hats with style, but functionality is first. Tricorn, Stetson, ballcap, all keep the rain and sun out of the eyes.
These old dead white guys all look they're wearing jiffy-pop yarmulkes.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 17, 2017 11:14 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at August 17, 2017 11:15 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: NCKate at August 17, 2017 11:09 AM (xYVPg)
They are tired of the masters staring down at their colored subjects.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 17, 2017 11:15 AM (XFue2)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (mcI77)
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To be fair, there's not a whole heckuva lot going on in Janesville. I guess he could have worked at Carousel Consignments. Or the Real Cheese place.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 11:15 AM (lwiT4)
Have I taught you nothing?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2017 11:11 AM (gIRsn)
You know I'm super lazy. This is not news.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 11:15 AM (mf5HN)
Liberal ones are lemmings. They'll believe any old shit their betters tell them. We're the ones saying the Emperor has no clothes and were every form of bigotry for seeing reality
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 11:15 AM (493sH)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2017 11:15 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 11:08 AM
Wellstone, iirc, but, yeah. Evil.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (p+Wdc)
Yes, and they paid for it dearly in the next election. They've learned nothing, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 11:15 AM (BFQbp)
I support them even though they really hate me, that person better damn
well have a hurricane tongue.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM
*ponders this*
What category are we talking about, here?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2017 11:16 AM (p+Wdc)
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wow. Well the CNN editor bit is going to be interesting - fake news - nothing helps rating like riot . . .
who was that newspaper guy who started a war just to sell papers . . .
Posted by: simplemind at August 17, 2017 11:16 AM (QKgQ3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 11:16 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: alexthechick
Are you accepting applications?
Um, asking for a friend.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 11:16 AM (U76Nz)
What category are we talking about, here?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2017 11:16 AM (p+Wdc)
Seven.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 11:16 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Dingbat at August 17, 2017 11:16 AM (F62F9)
Sell lottery tickets that pay off in .... more lottery tickets!
Posted by: Ignoramus
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I approve.
Posted by: Ponzi at August 17, 2017 11:17 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2017 11:17 AM (UoSKV)
Thankfully, at least Gettysburg and the National Park Service has sense and understands the importance of history.
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 11:17 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2017 11:17 AM (zSVEm)
"...But Rembrandt had been changed by his encounter with the Devil. Having seen such undeniable evidence of evil, he found himself obsessed with the question What is good? He searched the faces of his subjects for their inner divinity; and to his amazement he was able to see the spark of it in the most unworthy of men.
His skill was such--and please understand, he had got no skill from the devil; the skill was his to begin with--that not only could he see that goodness, he could paint it; he could allow his knowledge of it, and his faith in it, to suffuse the whole.
With each portrait he understood the grace and goodness of mankind ever more deeply. He understood the capacity for compassion and for goodness that resides in every soul...
At last the faces Rembrandt painted were not flesh-and-blood faces at all. They were spiritual countenances, portraits of what lay within the body...they were visions of what that person was at his or her finest hour, of what that person stood to become...
Finally he lay on his deathbed. The devil pranced about, gleefully, ready to snatch Rembrandt's soul and pinch it between evil little fingers. But the angels and saints cried to God to intervene
"In all the world, who knows more about goodness?"...
And so God broke the pact between Rembrandt and the Devil. He took to himself the soul of Rembrandt, and the Devil, so recently cheated of Faust for the very same reason, went mad with rage."
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2017 11:17 AM (hvf9s)
Nobody, but that's what the film Citizen Kane claimed William Randolph Hearst did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2017 11:17 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (U76Nz)
Be brave.
Cast that close tag away
Posted by: The Barrel at August 17, 2017 11:18 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2017 11:18 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: grammie winger
I had 2 uncles and 1 aunt that worked at the Fisher Body plant. Plus cousins that would get summer jobs there when they were in college.
I think at one time they employed 7000 people
Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2017 11:18 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 11:18 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: alexthechick
______
IDK, that bar is set kinda high. I'm gonna need training time.
Posted by: IP at August 17, 2017 11:19 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (
o_O
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 17, 2017 11:19 AM (XFue2)
Hi bluebell. I haven't been around much. Been at Dad's and no wifi. How is the cookbook coming?
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 11:19 AM (40Q1Q)
Posted by: Zod at August 17, 2017 11:20 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 17, 2017 11:20 AM (Ec+D+)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2017 11:20 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Dixie Crystal sugar. Because white.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
There goes Aunt Jemima & Mrs. Butterworth.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2017 11:20 AM (U76Nz)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2017 11:20 AM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2017 11:20 AM (zEeeZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Dixie Crystal sugar. Because white.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2017 11:18 AM (OdK9v)
Is the actress Dixie Carter still alive? If so, it's time for a renaming
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2017 11:20 AM (493sH)
The National Park Service is committed to safeguarding these memorials while simultaneously educating visitors holistically and objectively about the actions, motivations and causes of the soldiers and states they commemorate, spokesman Jeremy Barnum told E&E News.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2017 11:20 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 17, 2017 11:21 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2017 11:21 AM (UBzPO)
Body plant. Plus cousins that would get summer jobs there when they were
in college.
I think at one time they employed 7000 people
Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2017 11:18 AM (8ikIW)
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Yeah, I think they killed that off around 2008 - about the same time they shut down the Chrysler plant in Kenosha. We used to have decent jobs here. Now we have Culver's.
Posted by: grammie winger - I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, at August 17, 2017 11:21 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2017 11:16 AM (p+Wdc)
Seven.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 17, 2017 11:16 AMNot 11? Surely you jest.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2017 11:22 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2017 11:08 AM
Wellstone, iirc, but, yeah. Evil.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2017 11:13 AM (p+Wdc)
Yes, and they paid for it dearly in the next election. They've learned nothing, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 11:15 AM (BFQbp)
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They also politicized the Rosa Rarks funeral. The very people who had aallowed her to be mugged and homeless years before cashed in on her funeral/political rally. Fittingly the main person to use her funeral ended up in jail ( after getting reelectrd) so there is that!
Posted by: Chilling the most at August 17, 2017 11:22 AM (9Ej78)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 17, 2017 11:22 AM (KeCY6)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 17, 2017 11:23 AM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2017 11:23 AM (/qEW2)
#TrueFactsAboutRacismAndTheDemocratParty
There are literally 1000s of true facts regarding those racist fucks.
reality - It burns!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2017 11:23 AM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Howard Phillips Lovecraft at August 17, 2017 11:14 AM (2mC6G)
Look, I'm just not rested yet. 500 more years, that's all I ask!
Posted by: Cthulhu, in the sack in R'lyeh at August 17, 2017 11:24 AM (RD7QR)
I bet if you look closely, it has Robert Byrd's name engraved on it somewhere.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 17, 2017 11:25 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 17, 2017 11:06 AM
We find your naivety both touching and amusing.
Posted by: The IX Circuit Court at August 17, 2017 11:25 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Loaded to the gills with strawberry Nestles Quik.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 17, 2017 11:11 AM (326rv)
Spoiled?
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2017 11:25 AM (hvf9s)
Would have to dress the statue in a Confederate Uniform first.
Posted by: Creme Brulee at August 17, 2017 11:25 AM (iVOAv)
We have been discovered, my friends. Run for it while you still have a chance.
I'll hold them off for as long as I can.
If I don't make the Rendevous, you'll know they got me.
For God and Country, Fight ON!
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 17, 2017 11:26 AM (m9X4Y)
Wasn't it the Blackwell funeral that turned into a political rally?
Mister Blackwell of the "worst dressed" lists?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2017 11:30 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 09:41 AM (iVOAv)
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Fen, sorry to break this to you, but they aren't listening to us anymore.
Posted by: Soona at August 17, 2017 11:33 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 12:09 PM (iVOAv)
Not entirely. Otherwise Trump wouldn't have spoken against the leftist violence or tweeted what he did today..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2017 12:11 PM (iVOAv)
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