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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Portrait of an Artist (Pool with Two Figures)
David Hockney
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2017 09:31 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2017 09:33 AM (CPk08)
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Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2017 09:33 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2017 09:33 AM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2017 09:33 AM (DAcPP)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2017 09:34 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 09:34 AM (5y11N)
Mebbe I could post some of my love sonnets.
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2017 09:35 AM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2017 09:35 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: red speck at August 22, 2017 09:35 AM (6Krd7)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 09:35 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 09:36 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 22, 2017 09:36 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Kato Kaelin at August 22, 2017 09:36 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2017 09:36 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 09:37 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:37 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 22, 2017 09:37 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at August 22, 2017 09:38 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2017 09:38 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 09:38 AM (/fp1w)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 22, 2017 09:38 AM (r5KeJ)
about the gradual move to socialized medicine or support it?
======
There is no more ignorant group of people than those who consider themselves smart.
This time, the socialism will work because the smart people--them--will be in charge.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 22, 2017 09:38 AM (oF/7l)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Looks like mom chewing his ass out about getting out of the pool and finding a job.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2017 09:38 AM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: Sam in Va at August 22, 2017 09:39 AM (9stgl)
Posted by: rockysan99 at August 22, 2017 09:39 AM (m7LQK)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 22, 2017 09:39 AM (EAFEJ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2017 09:39 AM (lh08N)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2017 09:39 AM (CPk08)
Weasel Zippers
I hate them all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (jxbfJ)
I shall rename this painting: "Billie Jean King, Portrait of a Perfect Murder"
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (wPiJc)
Perspective on this one seems just a little off, but interesting setting.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hillary at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (0CeRG)
Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 22, 2017 09:41 AM (tVWQB)
Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 22, 2017 09:41 AM (lwiT4)
Build a nice pool .. as long as one can get subsidized fiber optic internet ... might be a good retreat.
But that woman turned SJW, and decided her hubby is Nazi.
She's deciding between the gun, or dropping 220 volts in the pool ... less cleanup.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 22, 2017 09:41 AM (veVl1)
Posted by: David Spade at August 22, 2017 09:41 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 22, 2017 09:42 AM (MINbv)
Sour cream or kompot, drugh?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 09:42 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Zod at August 22, 2017 09:42 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2017 09:42 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 22, 2017 09:42 AM (EAFEJ)
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:43 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (jxbfJ)
The woman has a goatee and no boobs.
So-
Yes!
Xhe identifies as a xoman.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2017 09:43 AM (9q7Dl)
New title?
"Charlie Drowns Bilbo"
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2017 09:43 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 22, 2017 09:44 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2017 09:44 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 22, 2017 09:44 AM (lwiT4)
Well, that's probably the result of light refracting in the water.
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:44 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 22, 2017 09:44 AM (lh08N)
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:43 AM (7HtZB)
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Oh yes. Yes he does.
Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 22, 2017 09:44 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 09:45 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 22, 2017 09:44 AM (lwiT4)
Shrinkage...don't you know about shrinkage?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 09:45 AM (5y11N)
Now of course you know I have no problem with teams praying before a game, and as others said, it's really about the timing.
Think of it this way: kneeling in prayer during the national anthem is like starting to sing the anthem while everyone else is praying. Both are noble things, but let's not have them going on concurrently.
And of course, I haven't read the story and I assume they were covering for the Kaeperniks on the team and if I'm wrong, hey, it's the Moron way!
Posted by: bluebell at August 22, 2017 09:45 AM (UoSKV)
Weasel Zippers
I hate them all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (5y11N)
Curious as to why was a feminist such as herself at a baseball game. Aren't the baseball bats phallic symbols thereby sexist, and patriarchal -therefore evil?
And baseballs themselves. They too are symbols of maleness and therefore evil.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2017 09:45 AM (jxbfJ)
Weasel Zippers
I hate them all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (5y11N)
FTFY
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 22, 2017 09:46 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Corona at August 22, 2017 09:46 AM (y9p/K)
done by artist using only one hand
IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Bruce at August 22, 2017 09:46 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2017 09:46 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 09:47 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 22, 2017 09:44 AM (lwiT4)
well yes. But he's no Rothko.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2017 09:47 AM (mkDpn)
When they hit that they will be saying, "Sorry to have bothered you Mr Manafort".
Posted by: Mudd at August 22, 2017 09:48 AM (cfHE9)
Posted by: dantesed at August 22, 2017 09:48 AM (88xKn)
about the gradual move to socialized medicine or support it?
Demographics, for one. Where do most MDs live and practice? That will tell you their political orientation. So most see some form of socialised medicine as inevitable, and in fact you already had it before Obamacare came along. Obamacare itself is a clusterfuck, but now its a matter of what will replace it, and aside from political orientation, you really do not want to piss the wrong institutions (financial, governmental) off. So most stay relatively quiet. Plus most MDs don't like mixing it up in electoral politics: it has been the career graveyard of many practices. There are exceptions, but they aren't that common.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2017 09:48 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 22, 2017 09:48 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:43 AM (7HtZB)
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Oh yes. Yes he does.
Posted by: grammie winger - I saw the light, no more darkness, no more night at August 22, 2017 09:44 AM (lwiT4)
I see what you did there.
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 09:49 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: BignJames at August 22, 2017 09:49 AM (x9c8r)
65 64. Pfft! I saw drowning pool open the art thread right here, this very morning
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 09:47 AM (fA1SL)
Yeah, but did you see them at the Cow Palace?
So poo to you with nobs on.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2017 09:49 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2017 09:49 AM (53MZt)
Posted by: blaster
I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on the interstate- 2 hours to go 5 miles. Between Douglas and the Lusk exit ramp, in Wyoming! Note all Colorado licence plates are driven by jerks.
But the viewing was perfect- shadow bands, 360 degree "sunset", cloudless view.
Posted by: Eclipsoid at August 22, 2017 09:49 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 09:50 AM (WjqDo)
And baseballs themselves. They too are symbols of maleness and therefore evil.
4 balls. "Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!"
Posted by: Just the Punchline
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2017 09:51 AM (R+p/Q)
Plus most MDs don't like mixing it up in electoral politics: it has been the career graveyard of many practices. There are exceptions, but they aren't that common.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2017 09:48 AM (CPk0
They just like sticking their noses into PERSONAL politics, like the infamously nosy questionnaires with the "do you have a gun in your home" questions.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2017 09:52 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 09:52 AM (mcI77)
Screw A-Stan. Lets save our missiles for mainland China. Now that would send a message.
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 22, 2017 09:52 AM (sINjN)
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 22, 2017 09:52 AM (zOpu5)
I am again a licensed driver!! (just let it expire *mumble* days ago)
Only took 2 trips to the DMV!!! After their camera system was down yesterday, the info desk lady let us go to the front of the line this morning.
So...where do you guys want to go??
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 22, 2017 09:52 AM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: lizzy ' s phone at August 22, 2017 09:53 AM (XLiDf)
The face of guy standing at the poolside is rendered too well though.
Like the colors.
On a binary scale the painting gets a 1.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 22, 2017 09:53 AM (2JcMg)
Posted by: Bruce at August 22, 2017 09:53 AM (8ikIW)
"Despair"
After preparing the perfect Jello Salad for the Cannibal Potluck-
Manfred suddenly realizes he forgot the shredded carrots.
His doorbell rings as his first guests arrive.
FIN
Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2017 09:54 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2017 09:54 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 22, 2017 09:54 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: Spaulding Smails at August 22, 2017 09:54 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 09:54 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2017 09:55 AM (aMlLZ)
I have a feeling I don't have to image search a picture of the baseball hating feminist to know that she doesn't experience balls up around the face very often.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 22, 2017 09:55 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 09:55 AM (Enq6K)
We watched "Pool Kings" where they build super fancy backyard pools/patios. And one of them had the side of the pool right at the edge of patio over a drop that was at least 10 ft, maybe more like 15.
WFT? With kids, of course.
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 22, 2017 09:56 AM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: Mudd at August 22, 2017 09:57 AM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 22, 2017 09:57 AM (jTUfG)
Posted by: Strobe at August 22, 2017 09:58 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2017 09:58 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2017 09:52 AM (veoSD)
I haven't done much primary care for a while, but I cn't say I'm keen on the questionnaire approach. I will say that Paediatricians are trained to be a bit nosy. I understand the objection, but honestly, you would be surprised at how often people say jaw dropping shit when you ask them simple questions like that. Some folks are just dumb, and need some help in not killing their kids.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 22, 2017 09:58 AM (CPk08)
Hey, I'm taking reservations for 2024.
I've got your 98% totality right here.
Wait, that doesn't quite sound like I meant it to...
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 22, 2017 09:58 AM (wwL6Q)
The California team makes some great pools with rock formations. The Tennessee team, meh.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2017 09:59 AM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 22, 2017 09:59 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 09:59 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: An Observation at August 22, 2017 09:59 AM (ezPLI)
Posted by: Lester at August 22, 2017 09:59 AM (LfJIn)
Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2017 10:00 AM (rmVvL)
Picture of military and baseball hating misogynist...
https://typehost.com/peace/cynthiaenloe.jpg
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 22, 2017 10:00 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 22, 2017 10:01 AM (oF/7l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2017 10:01 AM (KP5rU)
Episode of Miami Vice?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 22, 2017 09:57 AM (jTUfG)
Miami Vice was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw it too.
Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 10:01 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:02 AM (WjqDo)
https://typehost.com/peace/cynthiaenloe.jpg
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 22, 2017 10:00 AM (EgwCt)
ahhhrrr
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 10:02 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 09:34 AM (5y11N)
Hockney likes teh cock-ney, so highly likely.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:02 AM (H4NYx)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 22, 2017 10:03 AM (EAFEJ)
Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2017 10:03 AM (QCc6B)
WFT? With kids, of course.
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 22, 2017 09:56 AM (wwL6Q)
I believe they call them 'affinity' pools. As in... if you have no affinity toward children, this is what you want.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 22, 2017 10:03 AM (EgwCt)
-PJ
Let's throw Katshit in the pool...with a cinder block around his neck.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 10:04 AM (mcI77)
Thanks for showing me I was mistaken.
Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2017 10:04 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:04 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 22, 2017 10:04 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Strobe at August 22, 2017 10:04 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Ode to a Dead Pool Boy at August 22, 2017 10:04 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 22, 2017 10:04 AM (3QAtO)
Posted by: MostlyRight at August 22, 2017 10:05 AM (FXI7e)
politics, like the infamously nosy questionnaires with the "do you have a
gun in your home" questions.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2017 09:52 AM (veoSD)
I was at the doc's one time and the nurse DIDN'T ask me that question. I asked her, "What....you don't want to know if I have guns in my house?". She said, "I've stopped asking....people around here get a little testy when asked that question."
Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 10:05 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jean Shallot at August 22, 2017 10:05 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2017 10:06 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 10:06 AM (fA1SL)
Yeah, to the shittiest most boring pop-rock ever written.
Truth be told, 9 out of 10 album covers produced from 1965 - 1985 had better art on their front than this tepid piece of crap.
This wouldn't even win an award at the 7th Grade art festival in Brushy Creek.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2017 10:06 AM (k1TUh)
-PJ
Let's throw Katshit in the pool...with a cinder block around his neck.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 10:04 AM (mcI77
Other than the R behind his name, has he ever done anything remotely conservative?
Posted by: Mo's Radio at August 22, 2017 10:06 AM (ZTRlp)
Well the guy standing by the side of the pool could be Crockett, but that isn't Tubbs swimming.
Posted by: Strobe at August 22, 2017 10:04 AM (gbWkA)
Don't think the 'guy' standing by the side of the pool is a 'guy'....although, she wants to be.
Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 10:07 AM (Enq6K)
on Johnson almost got the part of Lt.Starbuck on Battlestar Galactica but they decided he had too much of a Southern accent.Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2017 10:07 AM (rmVvL)
https://typehost.com/peace/cynthiaenloe.jpg
Alex, what is the opposite of a joyful person?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 10:07 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Strobe at August 22, 2017 10:07 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Zombie Don Ho at August 22, 2017 10:08 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: steevy
More trivia - Don Johnson has a big johnson
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 22, 2017 10:08 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2017 10:09 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:09 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: Jackal at August 22, 2017 10:10 AM (YR4TZ)
Susan Collins (Scrunt -ME) on MSNBC says Trump may not be the nominee in 2020. Who needs Dems?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:10 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 10:10 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2017 10:10 AM (0tfLf)
No Yoko. Or even worse a picture of Brittany Spears in her a few black
strips of cloth fetish wear concert attire.
Or Lena Dunham's pervy dad...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 10:10 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Strobe at August 22, 2017 10:10 AM (gbWkA)
It gets worse.
Posted by: Dang
He's the kind of guy that has to use every crayon in the box
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 22, 2017 10:10 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at August 22, 2017 10:11 AM (ylUqT)
Weasel Zippers
I hate them all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 09:40 AM (5y11N)
Feminist Scholar is the nice way of saying man hating bitch
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:11 AM (493sH)
Susan Collins (Scrunt -ME) on MSNBC says Trump may not be the nominee in 2020. Who needs Dems?
She might be right. MAGA Party.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 10:11 AM (mcI77)
Weasel Zippers
Hey got talk to Fredo and al sharpy sharpton
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 10:11 AM (5y11N)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 22, 2017 10:11 AM (398bZ)
FYNQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2017 10:12 AM (R+p/Q)
OT: Anderson Cooper must immediately lose his job and every penny he owns, in perpetuity, because of what his ancestors did 160 years ago.
Fair is fair.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 22, 2017 10:12 AM (W843Z)
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 22, 2017 10:12 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Zod at August 22, 2017 10:12 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:13 AM (WjqDo)
So I got 7 years to figure out how to monetize this thing....
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2017 10:13 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:10 AM (493sH)
She also said she wrote in Paul Ryan in 2016.
Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 10:13 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:13 AM (WjqDo)
Not giving up anything. Come and try to take it.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 10:14 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: simplemind at August 22, 2017 10:14 AM (9xesu)
After a primary where we were told Trump would never be the candidate, and a general election where we were told Trump would never be president....
How about these people stop attempting to predict (really, influence) the future and they just do their d@mn jobs? Trump is president right now and he's making you look like a slacker/traitor for doing nothing of value after the citizens gave your GOP the House, the Senate and the WH.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 10:14 AM (NOIQH)
So I got 7 years to figure out how to monetize this thing....
Posted by: Tom Servo
Do you have land? Rent out camping spots at $300 per.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2017 10:14 AM (R+p/Q)
They'll take it that far if we allow it. They're not going to stop: they'll have to be stopped.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 22, 2017 10:14 AM (398bZ)
That's not how America works, cupcake.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 10:14 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:15 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at August 22, 2017 10:15 AM (P83tS)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2017 10:15 AM (dKiJG)
119 *hands NGU a harpoon with an explosive warhead*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:04 AM (WjqDo)
Obligatory Ewok blast from the past.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/230151.php
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2017 10:15 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2017 10:15 AM (rmVvL)
And where are all of these statues and priceless artifacts being squirrelled away?
These are the property of the people and we have a right to know whats happening to them.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 22, 2017 10:15 AM (2JcMg)
Toynbee Idea From Movie 2001 Resurrect Dead Gay Swimmer On Planet Jupiter.
Posted by: Zod at August 22, 2017 10:12 AM (Bdeb0)
Resurrect Dead is quite well done. Even if you think you don't like documentaries, I would recommend it. I'm not sure it's streaming anywhere though.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 22, 2017 10:15 AM (mf5HN)
Pretty sure the banker is gonna have a problem with that plan. Because if I'm handing over the house, you're damned sure getting the mortgage that comes with it.
Posted by: weirdflunky at August 22, 2017 10:15 AM (LY6Ds)
FYNQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2017 10:12 AM (R+p/Q)
Molon labe, dickhead.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:16 AM (H4NYx)
As far as the Antifa neckbeard whitebread idiots I would love to see a ideology proving ground established. Fence off 30 square miles or so of decent watered farmland. Put a battalion of Antifa there as 'pioneers' to establish their desired politcal (or non political) shangrila
They're so gung ho for what they call anarcho communism (an oxymoron if I ever heard one), well let them demonstrate to the rest of us just how well that all works.
Those (mostly) dudes from mom's basement can divvy up the work; some can plow and plant; some can work on construction and some can walk around with their iPhones brought in from the bourgeoisie land of mom and pop and walk around and try to get a wifi signal.
Hell, make it a reality show. It would get the highest ratings ever. BUT, no cheating, no food brought in except for a 1 yr starter pack. Let's see how long the 'share the world and beat up perceived fascists' philosophy works.
So, sign up the black flags and let the (hunger) games begin. It'll be fun.
Posted by: Sphynx at August 22, 2017 10:16 AM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:13 AM (WjqDo)
It was always there. They are nothing but genocidal hatred of whites
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:16 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2017 10:16 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:13 AM (WjqDo)
They broke out the tires and gasoline yet?
You know what is going to happen when that finally occurs? The most vicious 'blame the victim' onslaught of hatred toward someone viciously burned to death that the world has ever seen.
The current Cold Civil War will get hot within hours.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 22, 2017 10:16 AM (EgwCt)
Didn't Fanny May and Freddie Mack try giving away houses already?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 22, 2017 10:17 AM (r5KeJ)
this is what Europe is embracing....
believing that the magic dirt of Europe will change them.
http://tinyurl.com/ybs64ocq
Posted by: McCool at August 22, 2017 10:17 AM (tWnED)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 22, 2017 10:18 AM (2NqXo)
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The place we were at in Kentucky yesterday had at least a thousand cars in a big field at $25 a pop.
(Also saw dozens of houses down there with "Eclipse Parking" signs and no takers.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 22, 2017 10:18 AM (4bKiB)
Posted by: WSM at August 22, 2017 10:18 AM (WrMht)
Certainly we need better Senators than Collins, but that isn't exactly what she said. She was asked whether she would support Trump's re-election, she answered she did not in 2016 which was a difficult decision for her, and that she would have to see about 2020. I take that as a net positive as she did not support him in 2016 so either she is actually thinking about maybe possibly supporting him in 2020 or she needs to assure her voters that she hasn't categorically ruled it out.
Then the newsie pressed her on whether he would be the nominee and she said we don't know yet. Which, we don't actually know yet. But of course a good partisan would say yes I fully expect that blah blah blah, but this is Susan Collins.
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 10:18 AM (Yziok)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:13 AM (WjqDo)
They broke out the tires and gasoline yet?
I thought that was more of a South Africa thing, Winnie Mandela's favored form of torture and murder.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:19 AM (H4NYx)
Wanna see my list, dickhead?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2017 10:19 AM (aMlLZ)
Give Up The Home You Own: Black Lives Matter Leader Makes List Of Requests For White People
Will they finally lose some of their white support or is there a sufficient number of self hating whiteys?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 10:19 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:10 AM (493sH)
She also said she wrote in Paul Ryan in 2016.
Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 10:13 AM (Enq6K)
Because he's such a dreamboat! Sigh.
Posted by: Susan Collins at August 22, 2017 10:20 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:20 AM (WjqDo)
Didn't Fanny May and Freddie Mack try giving away houses already?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 22, 2017 10:17 AM (r5KeJ)
More or less, but it was the fault of evil white people when buyers who should never have been given a loan in the first place defaulted left and right.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:20 AM (H4NYx)
That's not how America works, cupcake.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 10:14 AM (NOIQH)
Why do the words "Come and take it" come to mind?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2017 10:21 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Fritz at August 22, 2017 10:21 AM (2Mnv1)
think you don't like documentaries, I would recommend it. I'm not sure
it's streaming anywhere though. Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 22, 2017 10:15 AM (mf5HN)
Yep--I got the disk on Netflix some time ago. Love documentaries; just about the only thing worth watching anymore.
Posted by: Zod at August 22, 2017 10:21 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 10:22 AM (mcI77)
Certainly we need better Senators than Collins, but that isn't exactly what she said. She was asked whether she would support Trump's re-election, she answered she did not in 2016
Did she vote Hillary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 10:22 AM (IqV8l)
Will they finally lose some of their white support or is there a sufficient number of self hating whiteys?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 10:19 AM (IqV8l)
The self hating whiteys I know, never think the shit will hit their fan. They live in rich and exclusive enough areas to where they won't be affected by supporting this while feeling good about themselves for doing so.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:22 AM (493sH)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:22 AM (493sH)
It is grimly amusing to imagine the barbarians at their gates.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:23 AM (H4NYx)
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.Who are they going to run against him !jeb?
My money is on Romney jumping in. He is making the right noises for that to happen IMO.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 22, 2017 10:23 AM (0pcwX)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 22, 2017 10:23 AM (u6JM3)
Learned from the Tea Party, BLM has no single or group of leaders. Stuff like this can be disavowed as 'just one persons beliefs' that dont reflect the movement (even though it does)
Posted by: McCool at August 22, 2017 10:23 AM (tWnED)
180 Painting reminds me of Sexy Beast with Ben Kingsley.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 22, 2017 10:18 AM (2NqXo)
Or was that fellatio with Michael Kinsley?
Posted by: Mo's Radio at August 22, 2017 10:24 AM (ZTRlp)
You can always count on at least 10-15 pct of white people to vote the wrong, because racism you guys.
See NYC
Posted by: Kreplach at August 22, 2017 10:24 AM (2JcMg)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 22, 2017 10:23 AM (u6JM3)
If Columbo was a poofter.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:24 AM (H4NYx)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2017 10:25 AM (dKiJG)
I used to think Rombley was a good man but not a good politician.
I used to be a very generous idiot.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 22, 2017 10:25 AM (398bZ)
Think of it as giving back to the community, guys, particularly after some of that money was made off of monetizing #BLM with her Black Panthers-themed Super Bowl song, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 10:25 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:22 AM (493sH)
It is grimly amusing to imagine the barbarians at their gates.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:23 AM (H4NYx)
Its totally amusing.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2017 10:25 AM (aMlLZ)
Alternate title: "Portrait from an Episode of Columbo".
Posted by: Anachronda at August 22, 2017 10:23 AM
Yeah, the one where Robert Culp kills the guy in the pool with a hunk of ice.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 10:26 AM (IqV8l)
A dozen Browns players took a knee in prayer during the national anthem before Monday nights preseason game against the New York Giants.
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What the blazing hell is it all this supposed to accomplish, other than ruining the NFL's ratings even more?
1. Take a knee disrespecting America (because that's what it is.
2. ????
3. Profit
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 22, 2017 07:54 AM (mQ0Mc)
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It's Cleveland. It's a shit hole. It's quickly morphing into an Islamo-Hispanic-Welfarite Hellhole, overlorded by professional semi-wealthy white liberals who live in Shaker Heights/Cleveland Heights (their coveted little eastside suburbs that are two streets over from the ghetto. But the white liberals who live there pride themselves on being "down with the struggle.") I can tell you, the main drag from which my street feeds off of, there is nary a sign in English anywhere and I am not joking. It is for all intents and purposes, a foreign country. The people you see all look like they were pulled right out of a National Geographic special on all the third-world shitholes in the world.
The players may think this is a good idea, but the coach said last week he had a zero tolerance policy for this shit. We shall see what happens. I can tell you, it's not going to go over well with the underlying fanbase who is not urban at all and predominately white and predominately Trump voters (Lorain County, Geauga County, Lake County, Ashtabula County).
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 10:26 AM (vg8iE)
disavowed as 'just one persons beliefs' that dont reflect the movement
(even though it does)
They have three founders/leaders:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Lives_Matter
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 10:26 AM (NOIQH)
The political insiders are busy fighting the last war...but this is a different war, different battlefield, and different objectives. That's something the establishment can't seem to grasp, which is why they keep going to the well with these stale tactics.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 22, 2017 10:27 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 22, 2017 10:28 AM (XJgeB)
Dude, move where the food is.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2017 10:28 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:23 AM (H4NYx)
An old Emo Phillips joke - There was a black out in Winnetka (a wealthy Chicago suburb). *pause* But the police showed up immediately and asked him to get back in his car and leave
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:29 AM (493sH)
Posted by: auscolpyr at August 22, 2017 10:29 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2017 10:28 AM (aMlLZ)
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Just biding my time. Just biding my time.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 10:30 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2017 10:30 AM (AAbgH)
I used to be a very generous idiot.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 22, 2017 10:25 AM (398bZ)
Yup. I noted the other day that during the 2012 campaign I began to feel badly for referring to him as a duplicitous mfer who would say anything to win and swung into he may be the most decent man to ever run for office camp.
Well.
Tell you what, Mr. YOU'RE A NAZI AND YOU'RE A NAZI AND YOU'RE A NAZI YOU'RE ALL NAZIS, I retract and revert to my prior belief with no further credence to be paid to the notion that you are a decent man.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 22, 2017 10:30 AM (mf5HN)
FYNQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2017 10:12 AM (R+p/Q)
Every. Single. Leftist. Agitation. Group.
Steals from the Islam Playbook.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 22, 2017 10:30 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2017 10:31 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Some Pseudo-Libertarian Guy Who Used to Be On TV at August 22, 2017 10:31 AM (398bZ)
But the Republican governor, who like many in the GOP has diplomatically sidestepped Trump and his more divisive rhetoric, will not attend Trump's campaign-style rally at the Phoenix Convention Center.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 10:31 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: David Schwimmer at August 22, 2017 10:31 AM (lHb9q)
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Awwww. How precious. Good luck with that. I hope welfare provides for life insurance.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 10:32 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Philip Michael Thomas at August 22, 2017 10:32 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: RioBravo at August 22, 2017 10:32 AM (SsblQ)
Notice they didn't call him the President......
Hillary would have been more careful, than she would have a small flask at the ready, in case she sees the need for a salute to the sun gods.
Posted by: Colin at August 22, 2017 10:33 AM (rzEAq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:22 AM (493sH)
It is grimly amusing to imagine the barbarians at their gates.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:23 AM (H4NYx)
I just can't have any sympathy for them when the Rusty Scimitar of Allah is sawing away at their throats.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 22, 2017 10:33 AM (CMbMd)
WFT? With kids, of course.
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 22, 2017 09:56 AM (wwL6Q)
That show is crazy. I don't know what the owners are thinking. Do they assume they will never ever ever have to sell the property? A regular pool is not a universal desire among buyers, let alone a resort-style back yard that cost you six figures to put in.
Posted by: Susan Collins at August 22, 2017 10:33 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Colin at August 22, 2017 10:33 AM (rzEAq)
Filled with the blood of a virgin, I'm sure.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:33 AM (H4NYx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 09:36 AM (IqV8l)
There was an art studio called Hipgnosis who did hundreds of album covers in the '70's including the famous one for Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here where two guys were shaking hands while one was on fire.'For some reason, this painting reminded me of that album cover.
Posted by: Not kidding at August 22, 2017 10:33 AM (7uYFy)
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Memo to NYT - Yes, you can, on non-eclipse days, go outside and stare directly into the sun for prolonged periods. Go. Do it. I highly recommend it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 10:34 AM (vg8iE)
I used to think Rombley was a good man but not a good politician.
I used to be a very generous idiot.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 22, 2017 10:25 AM (398bZ)
Yeah for a guy whom America has been very very good to. Not to mention his father.
Mitt sure seems to hate the Middle Class and America culture in general.
Hopefully, he'll stroke out soon and zoom off to His Very Own Mormon Planet.
Once I die and wind up in Catholic Heaven (fingers crossed!!!), I'll peak in on him from time to time to see how he's doing.
I bet Planet Mitt winds up looking like a cross between Detroit and Boys Town in Matamoros only with dogs being tied to car roofs...
Oh, and Mitt giving cancer to everyone's wives.
What an a-hole.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2017 10:34 AM (9q7Dl)
There will be no widespread civil war no matter how far America falls--it's just too big, too open, there is too much "out here."
The headlines are solely a function of the fact that the news entities are concentrated in the large cities.
And their reporting serves one purpose and one purpose only--they want you to clean up their shit.
Baby shit his diaper, but it's not your child--it's theirs.
They can't even muster the manpower to maintain what they already have--they need you.
Now they're calling anyone who doesn't want to clean the shit off of their baby a racist.
And the GOPe is running to the ready with a handful of wet-wipes.
The first stage of Irish Democracy is, "that's not my fucking problem anymore--that's yours."
You don't vote for Trump if you still think racism/sexism/bigotry is the biggest problem America needs to focus on.
As I've said, the Dem/Media/GOPe/Deep State Alliance is winning the media war right now--but they are hemorrhaging massive amounts of lifeblood everywhere else:
Voters--the people.
As the military is fond of saying, "The enemy gets a vote too."
And when you're outnumbered a thousand, ten thousand, a million to 1--you ought to carefully consider who you label your enemy.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 22, 2017 10:35 AM (oF/7l)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 22, 2017 10:33 AM (CMbMd)
And they'll have no idea why what's happening is happening. They'll be gurgling "But we aren't islamophobes" with their last breath.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:35 AM (H4NYx)
Posted by: RioBravo at August 22, 2017 10:35 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Zod at August 22, 2017 10:35 AM (Bdeb0)
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Let them die.
Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at August 22, 2017 10:37 AM (vg8iE)
Hillary would have been more careful, than she would have a small flask at the ready, in case she sees the need for a salute to the sun gods.
Hillary would have worn some designer eclipse viewing goggles provided by some feminist icon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 10:37 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2017 10:37 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 22, 2017 10:33 AM (CMbMd)
And they'll have no idea why what's happening is happening. They'll be gurgling "But we aren't islamophobes" with their last breath.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:35 AM (H4NYx)
Shoot the survivor and loot both their bodies.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2017 10:37 AM (aMlLZ)
I used to think Rombley was a good man but not a good politician.
I used to be a very generous idiot.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 22, 2017 10:25 AM (398bZ)
They called Romney a NAZI, he wouldn't get in the gutter and fight, Say what you will about Trump he's not afraid of a gutter fight.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2017 10:38 AM (dKiJG)
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Nah, she would have clip-ons to go over her stroke glasses.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 10:38 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: RioBravo at August 22, 2017 10:35 AM (SsblQ)
And there went the last sip of coffee.
DAYUM
Posted by: Mo's Radio at August 22, 2017 10:38 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Colin at August 22, 2017 10:33 AM (rzEAq)
But Allah's a Moon God.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 22, 2017 10:38 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 22, 2017 10:33 AM (CMbMd)
And they'll have no idea why what's happening is happening. They'll be gurgling "But we aren't islamophobes" with their last breath.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:35 AM (H4NYx)
While it may be shocking to watch, nary a bitter tear will be shed while watching said scene unfold through a scope.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2017 10:39 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 09:36 AM (IqV8l)
There was an art studio called Hipgnosis who did hundreds of album covers in the '70's including the famous one for Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here where two guys were shaking hands while one was on fire.'For some reason, this painting reminded me of that album cover.
Posted by: Not kidding at August 22, 2017 10:33 AM (7uYFy)
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Holy crap! You're right, that's what the painting was reminding me of.
Posted by: Jackal at August 22, 2017 10:39 AM (YR4TZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2017 10:39 AM (iVOAv)
The players may think this is a good idea, but the coach said last week he had a zero tolerance policy for this shit. We shall see what happens. I can tell you, it's not going to go over well with the underlying fanbase who is not urban at all and predominately white and predominately Trump voters (Lorain County, Geauga County, Lake County, Ashtabula County).
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Strong words.
The NFL Players association is really stupid if they think they won't kill the golden goose. Cut your ratings and gate revenues in half and lets see you absorb that in your contracts.
So much dumb. So. much. dumb.
Posted by: simplemind at August 22, 2017 10:39 AM (Rfcua)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2017 10:37 AM (aMlLZ)
*evil grin*
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:39 AM (H4NYx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:40 AM (WjqDo)
Hillary would have been more careful, than she would have a small flask at the ready, in case she sees the need for a salute to the sun gods.
Hillary would have worn some designer eclipse viewing goggles provided by some feminist icon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 10:37 AM (IqV8l)
While still wearing clothes stolen from the wardrobe of Austin Powers Dr. Evil.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2017 10:40 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2017 10:38 AM (dKiJG
Unfortunately it has to be that way.
It is a swamp.
Let's say Trump serves 8 years, who is the next GOP nominee? Milk Toast Pence? Joh Katshit? Paul Ryan?
Posted by: Mo's Radio at August 22, 2017 10:40 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Colin at August 22, 2017 10:40 AM (rzEAq)
Our house in Ohio had an in-ground pool. The work-to-pleasure ratio was
unbelievably high. Unless the chemical balance was exactly right it
would turn green or cloudy. I may have bought several hundred tons of
shock over the years we lived there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2017 10:37 AM (BWL+E)
I owned a HotTub and it was the same, but it was really nice in the Winter, me and my wife liked sitting out side when a Snow storm hit.
My Condo with Hottub was only on the Market for 1 day and I got multiple offers.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2017 10:42 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Strobe at August 22, 2017 10:42 AM (gbWkA)
National Geographic special on all the third-world shitholes in the
world.
In other words, "miscellaneous."
Posted by: Zod at August 22, 2017 10:43 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Todd Hockney at August 22, 2017 10:43 AM (W843Z)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 10:44 AM (mcI77)
This guy is great a business but a total failure at explaining what is going on. Originally, he said on CNBC that "if you're OK with what Trump said, don't shop in my businesses".
After realizing what an incredible fuck up that was, alienating every RV and camping customer in the country, he tried to backpedal with the "if you're ok with hate and violence, don't shop in my businesses".
That didn't work too well either, because he's still trying to explain it.
For some reason, he's stuck on lumping "hate" in with free speech. He says he's all for free speech but that "hate speech" is just wrong.
So does that mean he's ok with giving the antifa the green light to pound people who say things that liberals don't like?
You can't be for free speech unless you're willing to defend the worst kind of speech.
Marcus is trying to straddle the fence with this "I'm against violence and hate speech" shit, so he's going to lose a lot of support and customers.
Posted by: jwest at August 22, 2017 10:44 AM (Zs4uk)
The mayor of the Kleptocracy of Birmingham covered a Confederate memorial with plywood and black cloth. The Attorney General is suing him to force its removal.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 22, 2017 10:44 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: Mo's Radio at August 22, 2017 10:40 AM (ZTRlp)
Senator Kid Rock
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 10:44 AM (Yziok)
We watched a bunch of episodes last time we were sick.
Eventually, I realized that "I want my happy home to be the place where our friends and our kids' friends gather" always means "I want it to clearly outclass everyone we know."
And "class" is not always what they end up with.
One family had zero grass left in their backyard. Guess they are never getting a dog.
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 22, 2017 10:45 AM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: Mo's Radio at August 22, 2017 10:40 AM (ZTRlp)
Senator Kid Rock
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 10:44 AM (Yziok)
POTUS: Pimp of the United States
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:45 AM (H4NYx)
198 Alternate title: "Portrait from an Episode of Columbo".
Posted by: Anachronda at August 22, 2017 10:23 AM (u6JM3)
If Columbo was a poofter.
No, no, no. It's not a painting *of* Columbo. It's the murderer and the victim. The guy standing up is the fellow who stole the ice cream truck from the football stadium and he's been listening to the game all the way up and occasionally using a pay phone to call the coach on the sidelines so that everyone thinks he's still in the box where he's supposed to be but he's actually up murdering the victim, who's taking a swim.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 22, 2017 10:45 AM (u6JM3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:45 AM (WjqDo)
Well Mr. Trump is an improvement over "Trump". At this pace by 2019 they might call him President Trump.
Posted by: RioBravo at August 22, 2017 10:35 AM (SsblQ)
****
And if the economy keeps improving they will also be calling him "Mr. President, again, in November of 2020.
By the way - while on vacation in Canada I came up with Trump's re-election campaign slogan (those on here might recall my first campaign slogan: "Trump 2016. Because fuck you, that's why"). The 2020 caqmpaig slogan shall be:
*Drum roll please*
Trump 2020. Because DC didn't fucking listen the first time.
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 22, 2017 10:46 AM (Fb9aZ)
So much dumb. So. much. dumb.
Posted by: simplemind at August 22, 2017 10:39 AM (Rfcua)
I'm really hoping that happens. That enough people stop watching and showing up. Really hurt the bastards financially. I'd love to see half empty stadiums
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:46 AM (493sH)
Posted by: simplemind at August 22, 2017 10:39 AM (Rfcua)
And this is what our Uniparty "betters" want for the entire country.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 22, 2017 10:46 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:46 AM (493sH)
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So would we.
Posted by: The Cleveland Browns at August 22, 2017 10:47 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2017 10:47 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:46 AM (493sH)
I couldn't give a toss for the NFL or pretty much any other professional sports organization. They've sucked at the taxpayer teat for far too long.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:47 AM (H4NYx)
The NFL Players association is really stupid if they think they
won't kill the golden goose. Cut your ratings and gate revenues in
half and lets see you absorb that in your contracts.
So much dumb. So. much. dumb.
Posted by: simplemind at August 22, 2017 10:39 AM (Rfcua)
It is starting, if you look at the prices for Food and Beer at the New Atlanta stadium, they really lowered the prices for games.
I gave up the NFL I maybe watch the Bengals but I mostly watch College, in good News MSESPN might no longer have Pro Football, They have to bid for Monday night Football and MSESPN is losing money
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2017 10:47 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 22, 2017 10:48 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 22, 2017 10:33 AM (CMbMd)
And they'll have no idea why what's happening is happening. They'll be gurgling "But we aren't islamophobes" with their last breath.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:35 AM (H4NYx)
While it may be shocking to watch, nary a bitter tear will be shed while watching said scene unfold through a scope.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2017 10:39 AM (jxbfJ)
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!" and I'll look down and whisper "No."
- Rorschach
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 10:48 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 10:49 AM (Yziok)
Hillary would have tweeted some staged photo (made days in advanced, while she was sober) while sleeping through the eclipse.
I'd imagine her presidency would go as her campaign did: 1 or two very stage-managed outings followed by 7-10 days of rest, medication, and drinks.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 10:49 AM (NOIQH)
The NFL Players association is really stupid if they think they won't kill the golden goose. Cut your ratings and gate revenues in half and lets see you absorb that in your contracts.
So much dumb. So. much. dumb.
Posted by: simplemind at August 22, 2017 10:39 AM (Rfcua)
The players are gambling that the owners can't withstand that loss of revenue as well as the players themselves. They're also gambling that the owners can't find a way to void their contracts outright.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2017 10:49 AM (veoSD)
Memo to the NYT: You can, for a very brief moment, glance at the sun w/o
eye protection and not harm your eyes. THIS WAS DONE FOR CENTURIES TO
ESTIMATE WHAT TIME IT WAS BEFORE THE INVENTION OF PERSONAL TIME PIECES;
DUMB SHITS!
But what about the eclipse rays? It's the eclipse rays, made mostly of eclipsotrons scraped off the mountains of the moon by high-grit photons emanating from sunspots, that make looking at an eclipse dangerous.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 22, 2017 10:49 AM (u6JM3)
I'm watching Camping World Holdings (CWH) go down while the market is up 60 pts.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 10:49 AM (mcI77)
Hello all
Did we all weather the eclipsepocalipse
Posted by: ThunderB at August 22, 2017 10:49 AM (HLoFF)
Basically a nonevent in my neck of the woods.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:49 AM (H4NYx)
Posted by: Mo's Radio at August 22, 2017 10:40 AM (ZTRlp)
Senator Kid Rock
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 10:44 AM (Yziok)
After eight years of Trump MAGA, the office of President will be renamed "Trump" in his honor. So it will be Trump Kid Rock.
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 10:50 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 22, 2017 10:49 AM (u6JM3)
Might as well stick a Dremel in your eyes.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:50 AM (H4NYx)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 10:50 AM (XFue2)
Did we all weather the eclipsepocalipse
Still in Idaho mooching off the in-laws and waiting for traffic to die down. The traffic pictures on the 10:00 news last night weren't encouraging.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 22, 2017 10:51 AM (u6JM3)
I checked out the Facebook and Twitter pages for the Marcus Lemonis remarks about Charlottesville.
This guy is great a business but a total failure at explaining what
is going on. Originally, he said on CNBC that "if you're OK with what
Trump said, don't shop in my businesses".
After realizing what an incredible fuck up that was, alienating
every RV and camping customer in the country, he tried to backpedal with
the "if you're ok with hate and violence, don't shop in my businesses".
That didn't work too well either, because he's still trying to explain it.
For some reason, he's stuck on lumping "hate" in with free speech.
He says he's all for free speech but that "hate speech" is just wrong.
So does that mean he's ok with giving the antifa the green light to pound people who say things that liberals don't like?
You can't be for free speech unless you're willing to defend the worst kind of speech.
Marcus is trying to straddle the fence with this "I'm against
violence and hate speech" shit, so he's going to lose a lot of support
and customers.
Posted by: jwest at August 22, 2017 10:44 AM (Zs4uk)
I saw Mark Martin (retired NASCAR driver) canceled his 150 Grand RV from Camping World
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2017 10:51 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 22, 2017 10:45 AM (wwL6Q)
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I once planned to have no grass in my back yard but then left the project incomplete when acquiring a dog. I have about 150 - 200 sq ft of grass remaining. Occasionally the dogs (now numbering 2) will utilize the grass but seem to find other surfaces (beds, patio,,,and etc.) work quite well for their purposes. Work better than my dog training system did. Don't worry about dogs; they'll adapt.
Posted by: RioBravo at August 22, 2017 10:52 AM (SsblQ)
Adopted by a very wealthy family who financed his moves. Hardly a business genius.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 22, 2017 10:52 AM (MINbv)
violence and hate speech" shit, so he's going to lose a lot of support
and customers.
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The "Virtue Signalling Trap"
Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2017 10:52 AM (8XRCm)
Martin changed his mind after talking with Lemonis. That was a mistake.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 22, 2017 10:52 AM (398bZ)
Seems to be a thing, huh?
CEO's want to be the latest to virtue-signal that they don;t want half the country as customers. They are boycotting us, the deplorables/Nazis/unpersons of Jesusland.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 10:53 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:53 AM (H4NYx)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 10:50 AM (XFue2)
I know a number of meatheads who still follow it and seem oblivious to the politics being shoved down their throats or if they've noticed can't give up following their team. But I'm hoping a greater number of people give up. Even before this the NFL decided to get so f-ing PC and was ruining the game.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:53 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Chris M at August 22, 2017 10:53 AM (eAZVt)
James Dresnok died.
Burn in Hell, traitorous cocksucker--along with the rest of the misbegotten shit who deserted their country.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 22, 2017 10:53 AM (S/hVx)
Yeah, what was that about???
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 10:53 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2017 10:53 AM (dKiJG)
What they end up with is "klass".
Posted by: Chris M at August 22, 2017 10:53 AM (eAZVt)
Sounds like a white supremacist dog whistle there.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:54 AM (H4NYx)
Posted by: Mo's Radio at August 22, 2017 10:40 AM (ZTRlp)
That's the thing. Trump has already changed the rules of the game and the GOP hasn't realized this yet. They think that if they manage to help the Democrats get rid of Trump, everything will just be reset to the way it was B.T. ( Before Trump) and we'll happily vote for KatShit or Jeb next time.
Uh-Uh. Even if they get rid of Trump, not only will they lose BOTH houses of congress (because their disgusted base would stay home) there is NO ONE they could run who would jazz anyone up.
They should make peace with Trump and just ride his coattails to continued success....
Posted by: Not kidding at August 22, 2017 10:54 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 22, 2017 10:54 AM (KUBBP)
261 Let's say Trump serves 8 years, who is the next GOP nominee? Milk Toast Pence? Joh Katshit? Paul Ryan?
Barron Trump. All hail the Boy-Emperor!
Posted by: Zod at August 22, 2017 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 22, 2017 10:55 AM (/qEW2)
Needs moar lighthouse.
Posted by: GnuBreed, still deplorable after all these months at August 22, 2017 10:55 AM (6jaju)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 22, 2017 10:55 AM (398bZ)
By the way - while on vacation in Canada I came up with Trump's re-election campaign slogan (those on here might recall my first campaign slogan: "Trump 2016. Because fuck you, that's why"). The 2020 caqmpaig slogan shall be:
*Drum roll please*
Trump 2020. Because DC didn't fucking listen the first time.
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 22, 2017 10:46 AM (Fb9aZ)
All through the election there was a guy at the CenTX gun shows selling Trump merch with "Trump 2016: Because Fuck Your Feelings"
Hilarious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2017 10:55 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Hillary's Drink Recipes at August 22, 2017 10:55 AM (bc2Lc)
I'm watching Camping World Holdings (CWH) go down while the market is up 60 pts.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 10:49 AM (mcI77)
Unfortunately Marcus tricked one of his famous detractors, NASCAR's Martin, to delete his tweet after convincing him that his statement was being misrepresented . Martin pussied out. Unless our famous people keep up the heat these lefties will continue to play the game. If anyone follows Martin , tell him Marcus wasn't misrepresented and he has hoodwinked our side again. ( yes our side. It's war)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 10:55 AM (glJL/)
I just Sharpied in a Hitler mustache on the Good Sam decal on the back of the RV. Need a red one to blot out the Halo.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 22, 2017 10:55 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 10:50 AM (XFue2)
I know a number of meatheads who still follow it and seem oblivious to the politics being shoved down their throats or if they've noticed can't give up following their team. But I'm hoping a greater number of people give up. Even before this the NFL decided to get so f-ing PC and was ruining the game.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:53 AM (493sH)
Ironically, they got the blacks too. No one is more religious about football than black guys...
Posted by: Not kidding at August 22, 2017 10:55 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:53 AM (H4NYx)
Damn, I just placed my order for my PanzerCampingWagen with the 88mm gun up front and a couple of MG 42s on the side
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:56 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Strobe at August 22, 2017 10:42 AM (gbWkA)
I hope Trump shows up for his next presser wearing huge black glasses and tapping a white cane with a red tip.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 22, 2017 10:56 AM (2NqXo)
Either:
A) They actually do a good job, being not bogged down by the standard foibles of careerist politicians, or
B) They do a horrible, incompetent job, and tarnish the reputation of politicians on the whole as "saviors" and "problem solvers".
So many of our problems as a country and a culture stem from this pervasive idea that if we just elect the right person, all our problems will magically go away. Instead of, you know, solving our own problems as citizens.
It's not a new idea. It's the same old MO of humanity, except in the U.S. we get to pick the guys ourselves, rather than having the glorious leader on whom we pin all our hopes selected for us by murder, victory in warfare, or inheritance.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 22, 2017 10:56 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Caraveggio at August 22, 2017 10:56 AM (/qEW2)
"Flaming tyres, aka 'necklaces, was an ANC thing. But yeah BLM just might
borrow the idea as they try to drive this country into a Year Zero
event like after the French Revolution or Pol Pot."
The only depiction in media I ever saw of this practice was in an episode of "The Americans."
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 22, 2017 10:57 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 22, 2017 10:57 AM (KUBBP)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:56 AM (493sH)
That would be awesome and perfect for raiding gated communities.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:57 AM (H4NYx)
Hillary would have tweeted some staged photo (made days in advanced, while she was sober) while sleeping through the eclipse.
I'd imagine her presidency would go as her campaign did: 1 or two very stage-managed outings followed by 7-10 days of rest, medication, and drinks.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 10:49 AM
She would of sold seats on AF1...say $50k a throw, and had it fly along the route of totality.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2017 10:57 AM (0tfLf)
"It was---the soap!"
Posted by: Teh Donald at August 22, 2017 10:58 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 22, 2017 10:56 AM (2NqXo)
OMG...that would be epic! You need to tweet that to Trump.
Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 10:58 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 10:58 AM (glJL/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:58 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 22, 2017 10:56 AM (2NqXo)
OMG...that would be epic! You need to tweet that to Trump.
Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 10:58 AM (Enq6K)
"It... was... soap poisoning"
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 10:59 AM (7HtZB)
Damn, I just placed my order for my PanzerCampingWagen with the 88mm gun up front and a couple of MG 42s on the side
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 10:56 AM (493sH)
The 88 is a crew-served weapon. If you've got kids, it's a great way to teach teamwork.
Posted by: Zod at August 22, 2017 10:59 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Dread0 at August 22, 2017 10:59 AM (yolWm)
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Go with the MG-34. Lighter, slower rate of fire... milled receivers rather than stamped. Better for vehicle mounts.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2017 10:59 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: DaveA at August 22, 2017 10:59 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 10:58 AM (glJL/)
"We're not going to Moscow, it's Czechoslovakia. It's like going to Wisconsin."
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 11:00 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Michael Phelps at August 22, 2017 11:00 AM (bc2Lc)
The new trick is to reduce the number required to sell out a given game (Skins, Raiders, etc).
The NFL is doing an excellent job of foot = shooting...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 22, 2017 11:00 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:01 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: Chris M at August 22, 2017 11:02 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 10:58 AM (WjqDo)
That POS died last year
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 11:02 AM (5y11N)
The new trick is to reduce the number required to sell out a given game (Skins, Raiders, etc).
The NFL is doing an excellent job of foot = shooting...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 22, 2017 11:00 AM (MINbv)
You will never see a half empty stadium even if it we're so. The camera would never pan to empty sections under direct orders.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 11:02 AM (glJL/)
Posted by: RioBravo at August 22, 2017 11:02 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 22, 2017 10:58 AM (glJL/)
"We're not going to Moscow, it's Czechoslovakia. It's like going to Wisconsin."
Posted by: josephistan
That's a fact Jack!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2017 11:03 AM (R+p/Q)
CGI crowds.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2017 11:03 AM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 11:04 AM (5y11N)
Heh. With Bill and Chelsea entertaining them while she slept.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 11:04 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 22, 2017 10:57 AM (H4NYx)
Oh great idea. I have them add a flammenwerfer too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 11:05 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 11:04 AM
Been doing that for a long time. Haven't had a Bud in years. Horrible stuff.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2017 11:05 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Chris M at August 22, 2017 11:05 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 22, 2017 11:05 AM (j/Mlu)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 11:06 AM (XFue2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 11:07 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 11:07 AM (XFue2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 11:07 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at August 22, 2017 11:07 AM (/qEW2)
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And the game played with the stands in complete silence.
Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2017 11:08 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:08 AM (WjqDo)
Who drinks Bud Light? It literally tastes like morning urine.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 11:07 AM (XFue2)
Ummmm.....
Nevermind, I don't want to know.
Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 11:08 AM (Enq6K)
**scrubs any plans of going drinking with Widespread Pepe.**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 11:08 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 22, 2017 11:07 AM (XFue2)
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Not if you had been drinking Samuel Adams.
Posted by: RioBravo at August 22, 2017 11:09 AM (SsblQ)
Just for the awesomeness.
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2017 10:49 AM (Yziok)
As long as he takes his shirt off, and talks about himself in the third person. Then yeah, baby.
Posted by: moki at August 22, 2017 11:09 AM (V+V48)
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Not me. I much prefer the urine. Morning, noon and night!
Posted by: Shep! at August 22, 2017 11:09 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 11:09 AM (fA1SL)
No?
GET THAT PR FUCKER IN HERE STAT! FUCKIN' JEW BASTARD!!
Posted by: Hillary! at August 22, 2017 11:09 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 22, 2017 11:09 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:08 AM
I'm thinking I'd go with a Stryker vehicle anyway.
Smoother ride, just as effective, and better in urban areas. And the deck folds down for tailgating.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2017 11:10 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 11:10 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 22, 2017 11:10 AM (KUBBP)
And jumps! He always jumps on the red carpet:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9dn5k54
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 11:11 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 11:11 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 11:04 AM
Been doing that for a long time. Haven't had a Bud in years. Horrible stuff.
Posted by: Diogenes-----I'm tired of not being able to stop doing anything. Never liked the Dixie Chicks, Budweiser beer, the NFL, ESPN...
Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2017 11:11 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: irright at August 22, 2017 11:11 AM (pMGkg)
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Not me. I much prefer the urine. Morning, noon and night!
Posted by: Shep! at August 22, 2017 11:09 AM (vg8iE)
It's sterile and I like the taste.
Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at August 22, 2017 11:11 AM (7HtZB)
They were just thanking God that James Harrison wont be starting this year.
Posted by: DaveA at August 22, 2017 11:11 AM (FhXTo)
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2017 11:12 AM (R+p/Q)
are there enough pajama boys out there buying RVs, to make up for the blue collar Nascar voters the CEO just insulted?
seems the shareholders should demand he be fired ...
Posted by: illiniwek at August 22, 2017 11:12 AM (veVl1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:12 AM (WjqDo)
It's the painting itself that creeps me out. Weird, unnatural color palette. Sterile cookie-cutter landscape in the background. Bizarre anatomy of the swimmer (looks like the artist botched the foreshortening of his legs, intentionally or otherwise).
It looks like the swimmer is in his underwear, not a swimsuit. And also Crockett's anatomy, whose head is wayyyy too big for proportion. The ominous stark shadow jutting away from Crockett, even though the rest of the scene is lit as though it were closer to noon....
I dunno. FWIW, it's a creepy, uncomfortable painting to me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 22, 2017 11:12 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 11:12 AM (fA1SL)
No?
GET THAT PR FUCKER IN HERE STAT! FUCKIN' JEW BASTARD!!
Posted by: Hillary!
You spin me right round baby, right round. Like a record baby right round round round.
Posted by: zombie John Wesley at August 22, 2017 11:12 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Dang at August 22, 2017 11:11 AM
Clearly you are a person ahead of your time! A visionary.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2017 11:13 AM (0tfLf)
We were going for a Third Reich motif on the PanzerCampingWagen but how about if I add a Confederate statue to the top of it? And drive it through Charlottesville
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 11:13 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:14 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 11:15 AM (fA1SL)
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Only if you get a horn like the General Lee had.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 11:15 AM (vg8iE)
Who drinks Bud Light? It literally tastes like morning urine.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
______________________________
I put it on my Kaboom....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 22, 2017 11:15 AM (j/Mlu)
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Only if you get a horn like the General Lee had.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 11:15 AM (vg8iE)
The Haunted Tank......
Was an M3 to start wasn't it?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2017 11:16 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 22, 2017 11:16 AM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 11:16 AM (fA1SL)
Or, you could send little Linwood to his room without his allowance, Senator, until he stops throwing bombs at Trump rallies.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 22, 2017 11:16 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 11:16 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 22, 2017 10:56 AM (2NqXo)
OMG...that would be epic! You need to tweet that to Trump.
Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 10:58 AM (Enq6K)
"Jim, is that you asking a question? Come on up here so I can make sure it's you. Don't worry, I won't grab your pussy! Just kidding Jim, you know I love you. Everybody else, submit your questions in Braille. Thank you."
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 22, 2017 11:16 AM (2NqXo)
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Sounds like someone has a young Indian girl fetish.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 11:17 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 11:13 AM (493sH)
Sounds like you're describing the "Deathmobile" from 'Animal House.'
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 11:17 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 22, 2017 11:18 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:12 AM
Naaa. I was in Desert Storm. BMPs and BTRs burn too easily.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2017 11:18 AM (0tfLf)
Nice.
And that painting.....
ummm.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2017 11:18 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 11:17 AM (7HtZB)
Ramming SpeeeeEEEEEED!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 22, 2017 11:18 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: irright at August 22, 2017 11:18 AM (pMGkg)
how about if I add a Confederate statue to the top of it? And drive it
through Charlottesville Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 11:13 AM (493sH)
Dixie horn. Nothing says "Achtung, Redneck!" like a choppy, braying Dixie horn on a Pzkw.
Posted by: Zod at August 22, 2017 11:19 AM (Bdeb0)
Just checked. Eleven days ago the Motley Fool published an article about why they were soaring.
Posted by: Boston at August 22, 2017 11:19 AM (U0v/A)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 22, 2017 11:19 AM (baYK5)
"Jim, is that you asking a question? Come on up
here so I can make sure it's you. Don't worry, I won't grab your pussy!
Just kidding Jim, you know I love you. Everybody else, submit your
questions in Braille. Thank you."
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 22, 2017 11:16 AM (2NqXo)
LOL!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2017 11:19 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 22, 2017 11:19 AM (hcyUh)
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Types
Deletes
Types
Deletes
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 11:19 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: R. Kelly at August 22, 2017 11:20 AM (8b+oT)
Does "MG" actually stand for Maschinengewehr, Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 22, 2017 11:18 AM (hcyUh)
Das stimmt genau.
Posted by: Zod at August 22, 2017 11:20 AM (Bdeb0)
"Uhhhh..."
-- Hannah Dustin
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 11:20 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2017 11:21 AM (PY9jH)
Police Find Rocket Launcher and Other Weapons in French No-Go Zone Suburb
http://tinyurl.com/yaktpqq7
French police discovered a cache of weapons over the weekend, including a bazooka, in the no-go Paris suburb of Seine-Saint-Denis only a day after young men had robbed officers of their weapons in the same suburb.
The police say they found an American-made anti-tank bazooka along with several other weapons, a large quantity drugs, and police equipment in a bike shed in the troubled suburb. The raid is likely connected to organised crime in the area as the information leading to the operation came from the Central Organisation for the Fight Against Organised Crime ( OCLCO ), L'Express reports.
Police were able to track down two men, one of which admitted to owning the weapons. Police say in addition to the anti-tank weapon, they seized high power explosives, 12-gauge shells and 9mm ammunition, two sawn-off shotguns, and police equipment which authorities believe would be used to sow confusion or allow suspects to escape police detection.
A local police officer said he believed the bazooka was likely to be used in an attack against an armoured car.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 22, 2017 11:21 AM (fceHP)
She also converted to Christianity; She's out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2017 11:21 AM (iVOAv)
http://www.ammssydney.com/melbourne-tank-museum-auction-afv-listing/
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:21 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 11:21 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2017 11:21 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: josephistan at August 22, 2017 11:10 AM (7HtZB)
It was slightly humorous seeing him dance around the whole Muzzie issue last year. His SJW virtue signaling impulses saying that he should come out and say that yes, he's converted to the Religion of Murder, but the rest of him REALLY not wanting to have to say so.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 22, 2017 11:21 AM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Fritz at August 22, 2017 11:21 AM (2Mnv1)
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Strong words.
The NFL Players association is really stupid if they think they won't kill the golden goose. Cut your ratings and gate revenues in half and lets see you absorb that in your contracts.
So much dumb. So. much. dumb.
Posted by: simplemind at August 22, 2017 10:39 AM (Rfcua)
for those who don't know, Cleveland's coach is Hue Jackson, a very longtime experienced coach who is also black.
Let's see what happens.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 22, 2017 11:21 AM (WFC0e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2017 11:21 AM (PY9jH)
He's whipped by an idiot.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 22, 2017 11:22 AM (fceHP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)
"Uhhhh..."
-- Hannah Dustin
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 11:20 AM (NOIQH)
He is so dumb, he does not get the humors connection between the real Pocahontas and Fauxahontas. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 11:22 AM (5y11N)
A serious question. Is Joe Scarborough mentally ill?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2017 11:21 AM (PY9jH)
He's engaged to Mika....QED.
Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 11:22 AM (Enq6K)
And this is one of the main reasons I left the DC ~10 years ago: it became clear that with the Dems' Bush Derangement Syndrome they *wanted* another 9/11 so they could use it to destroy Bush. These people are psychopaths to want to harm America to score political points.
I did not like Obama, but I never wanted him killed by ISIS, Iran nukes, etc.
Gah!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 11:23 AM (NOIQH)
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It's called "jealousy."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 11:23 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 11:23 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tami at August 22, 2017 11:22 AM (Enq6K)
Yeah, there's that...
Any word from his late intern?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2017 11:23 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 11:24 AM (vg8iE)
A serious question. Is Joe Scarborough mentally ill?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2017 11:21 AM (PY9jH)
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Posted by: Psycho Joe at August 22, 2017 11:24 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:24 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2017 11:25 AM (PY9jH)
Muldoon, I cannot unsee Billie jean king now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2017 11:25 AM (Ri/rl)
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Ha! I get a Hillary Clinton/Ellen DeGenerate vibe from the figure.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 22, 2017 11:26 AM (vg8iE)
If Crazy Joe wasn't already actually insane, I'm sure he's on the way rapidly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 22, 2017 11:26 AM (hcyUh)
Don't have much use for ex-patriots, either.
If your allegiance to your COUNTRY is so intransigent, then perhaps leaving IS the way to go. Without running the mouth about it.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 22, 2017 11:26 AM (S/hVx)
Well I now know what to spend some of Powerball winnings on, a company that builds the Panzer Camp Wagen Mk IV.... for when Damnation Alley is reality.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
The Panzerkampfwagen (armored fighting vehicle) Mk IV -- the Panzer 4, was eclipsed by the Panzer Panther (the Mk V) in 1943, though with a few more upgrades, the 4 was a serviceable tank until the end of the war. Had the Panther been around for the beginning of Barbarossa, things could've gone very differently....
Posted by: SFGoth at August 22, 2017 11:26 AM (dZ756)
I cannot unsee Billie jean king now.
Posted by: CaliGirl
_____________________________
Billie Jean? I'd hit it...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 22, 2017 11:26 AM (j/Mlu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 11:27 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 11:27 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:08 AM (WjqDo)
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Anna.
Sense of fashion please.
This is *supposed* to be a Nazi themed RV.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2017 11:27 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Chris M at August 22, 2017 11:28 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 22, 2017 11:29 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:29 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 22, 2017 11:29 AM (hcyUh)
with the same person you now spend all the rest of the day with...
Eh, Mika with be his third wife?
Not counting out the possibility of a workplace fall for her just yet...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 11:30 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 11:30 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:30 AM (WjqDo)
Sense of fashion please.
This is *supposed* to be a Nazi themed RV.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2017 11:27 AM (8XRCm)
with a bit of the old South tossed in for an extra F you to the SJWs
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 22, 2017 11:31 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 22, 2017 11:31 AM (e1mEI)
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Do you consider retardation to be a nmental disease?
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 22, 2017 11:31 AM (Nwg0u)
Police Find Rocket Launcher and Other Weapons in French No-Go Zone Suburb
sounds like France needs more gun control. that'll work, right?
Posted by: Anachronda at August 22, 2017 11:31 AM (u6JM3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 22, 2017 11:29 AM (hcyUh)
Well duh... its an ancient Global Warming Game...
After all... what besides Hockey would you play during an Ice Age?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2017 11:32 AM (NgKpN)
about the gradual move to socialized medicine or support it?"
I believe the answer was suggested in an earlier thread. They are like many, if not most, of us. Too busy working, trying to provide for their families, and live productive lives to really ramp up and protest or otherwise be activists.
Posted by: RM at August 22, 2017 11:32 AM (U3LtS)
I thought Kal had a gig as Barry's pool boy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 22, 2017 11:32 AM (PY9jH)
I am reminded of Jacques Littlefield's take on the Panther - it was in many respects a great design (as the Sherman was not) but was not built to be maintainable in the field (as at least the Ford-powered Sherman was).
Further, a number of the later manufacturing shortcuts didn't help matters.
Posted by: JEM at August 22, 2017 11:32 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:32 AM (WjqDo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 11:30 AM (fA1SL)
I remember recently seeing a compilation of the bloodiest "events" in human history, in terms of people lost vs. estimated world population at the time. Most were Mongol and Chinese genocides. Don't even think WWI or WWII cracked the top five.
Was that on an ONT here one night a while ago?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 22, 2017 11:33 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 22, 2017 11:33 AM (r5KeJ)
428. Heh. Chinggis Khan reduced carbon emissions quite notably, too.
I'm not sure about that. A bunch of Mrs. Chronda's Pokemon nerd friends piled in a car and drove down to LA just for a chance to catch some.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 22, 2017 11:33 AM (u6JM3)
Paging Inspector Columbo.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 22, 2017 11:30 AM (WjqDo)
Whacked out Hollywood Couple involved in a murder???
Sounds more like a case for McMillan and Wife to me...
Posted by: Don Q. at August 22, 2017 11:33 AM (NgKpN)
She's just a "girl" who didn't call nine-one-one
Posted by: Guy in pool at August 22, 2017 11:33 AM (pMGkg)
Wall-in the no-go zones.
(and give credit to Luc Besson)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2017 11:34 AM (NOIQH)
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Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Well isn't that special. Now how on earth did that get there? I think there were several Obama cluster f*cks in places like Yemen, Libya, etc. in which we simply abandoned large quantities of weapons. I assume this can be traced. It would be interesting to see if it came from one of those places.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 22, 2017 11:34 AM (/qEW2)
about the gradual move to socialized medicine or support it?"
I believe the answer was suggested in an earlier thread. They are like many, if not most, of us. Too busy working, trying to provide for their families, and live productive lives to really ramp up and protest or otherwise be activists.
Posted by: RM at August 22, 2017 11:32 AM (U3LtS)
And who your hearing from are the Professional Administrators and Academics, not the day to day Physicians.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 11:35 AM (5y11N)
are there enough pajama boys out there buying RVs, to make up for the blue collar Nascar voters the CEO just insulted?
seems the shareholders should demand he be fired ...
Posted by: illiniwek at August 22, 2017 11:12 AM (veVl1)
Lemonis has become a full blossomed SJW in the past few years. He was adopted out of an orphanage in Lebanon by American parents of Greek heritage. His father owned a large Chevrolet delearship in Florida and the family is solidly Republican.
Like many kids who are adopted, Lemonis, IMO, has some issues. He decided as young adult to run for office in Florida as a ...Democrat.
He lost.
He also was fired from working at the dealership at one point by his father. He says it was because of his political leanings, I believe it was because he was a young know it all asshole.
Anyway, he got into the RV business after college(graduated from Marquette in Wisconsin), and ended up buying up dealerships and putting together what is now Camping World.
His mother died a couple of years ago and that's when he decided to tell the world he had been sexually abused by a family member for years as a child, he didn't want his mother to know.
Aren't all celebrities sexual abuse victims at some point?
He stompy footed during Trump's election about how Trump was a racist Mexicanphobe because of the border wall.
It lost him business and fans , but not to the point where his business couldn't recover.
Now he's back to screaming once again about Trump because he believes Trump is a racist Neo Nazi for not ordering all the White Supremists in Charlottesville to be arrested and executed.
And he has the hypocricy to state his words were taken out of context?
Re: Mark Martin...Camping World sponsors the Truck series in Nascar and they support a few teams. I'm sure Mark got a call from Nascar to back off of Lemonis.
Nascar's France family and administration is about as bright as the NFL, so I am rather confident Martin got his chain pulled.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 22, 2017 11:35 AM (WFC0e)
Posted by: That guy in the pool at August 22, 2017 11:35 AM (8b+oT)
I am reminded of Jacques Littlefield's take on the Panther - it was
in many respects a great design (as the Sherman was not) but was not
built to be maintainable in the field (as at least the Ford-powered
Sherman was).
Further, a number of the later manufacturing shortcuts didn't help matters.
Posted by: JEM at August 22, 2017 11:32 AM (TppKb)
It's true that the Panther was rushed to the field in time for the massive Kursk debacle in July, 1943. The Panther was the next-gen medium battle tank (the Tiger, the next-gen heavy tank, was out in 1942, but it was slow and a gas-guzzler; still, you did not want to deal with Tigers). It was over-engineered, and complex to build and maintain, but when properly built and maintained, it was a thing of beauty and could do real damage. A panzer division with a battalion each of Tigers and Panthers, along with the souped-up IV, could really kick the Soviets hard. Problem was, there weren't enough of them.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 22, 2017 11:36 AM (dZ756)
"Why does it seem so much of the medical professionals are either silent
about the gradual move to socialized medicine or support it?"
The USA is no longer a center-right country and the medical people want to deal with only one insurer. Less complicated.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2017 11:37 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2017 11:37 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 11:35 AM (5y11N)
The day to day Physicians are too busy filing out govt and insurance forms to do any activism.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 22, 2017 11:37 AM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: the guy across the street at August 22, 2017 11:38 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 22, 2017 11:39 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 22, 2017 11:40 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 22, 2017 11:37 AM (r5KeJ)
Well not so much insurance forms, since they are mostly done electronically now and by the staff but still doing assorted crap to stay in line with the "Laws" and the "Regs" which are not always the same. Not to mention practicing so as not to be sued.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2017 11:40 AM (5y11N)
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Art is to the Left as Goats are to lonely Islamists.
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