#Hero: Jim Acosta Now Tweeting Out His Own Statements as Breathless Breaking News

Jim Acosta reporting, on Jim Acosta.

As the president was walking out, I responded that he has spread plenty of fake news himself.
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) August 14, 2017

Yes and I responded: "haven't you spread a lot of fake news yourself, sir?" https://t.co/Cz1Aks3cIj
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) August 14, 2017

Next up: Jim Acosta reports on all the women he has satisfied with his abnormally large genitals.

Posted by: Ace at 04:01 PM

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1 He is so pathetic.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at August 14, 2017 04:02 PM (/5WQL)

2 Not all heroes wear capes.

Posted by: ace at August 14, 2017 04:03 PM (8rNrN)

3

Next up: Jim Acosta reports on all the women he has satisfied with his abnormally large genitals.

Posted by: Ace at 04:01 PM

The Statue Of Liberty being the most satisfied.

Posted by: mark1971 at August 14, 2017 04:03 PM (xPl2J)

4 Breaking Jim Acosta News: Jim Acosta reports that Jim Acosta is working on a piece on Jim Acosta and his award-winning reporting on Jim Acosta!! Next up: Jim Acosta!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 14, 2017 04:04 PM (ZjR82)

5 And I responded, "Big? Baby, they're not even fully engorged yet."

Posted by: Fritz at August 14, 2017 04:04 PM (eLttb)

6 A legend in his own mind.

("And on my own TV show!" Jim Acosta breathless tweets.)

Posted by: makatta at August 14, 2017 04:05 PM (Y7Qzg)

7

Joe Baloney is mortadella?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at August 14, 2017 04:05 PM (Qn0B5)

8 Large genitalia?

So he's a real dick head huh?

Quelle surprise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 14, 2017 04:05 PM (BTvE8)

9 I says, I says...

Posted by: NCKate at August 14, 2017 04:05 PM (8Xttu)

10 You have to wonder if his mom dropped him on his head when he was a baby.

Posted by: moki at August 14, 2017 04:06 PM (V+V48)

11 Jim Acosta revers me as a mentor and inspiration. Plus we both think my daughter is hawt!

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 14, 2017 04:06 PM (bc2Lc)

12 Those "most interesting man in the world" commercials? Yeah, I was the inspiration for those. Of course.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:07 PM (398bZ)

13 did jim consult any plaques on other national monuments before writing these tweeets?

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 14, 2017 04:07 PM (DQdye)

14 If it wasn't for Jim Acosta, we'd have no one reporting on Jim Acosta.

Posted by: JSchuler at August 14, 2017 04:07 PM (YsGL+)

15 You have to wonder if his mom dropped him on his head when he was a baby.

Like a football player after a touchdown run, she was so happy to have a child that she spiked him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 14, 2017 04:07 PM (Hk/NM)

16

Help! I've been "Acost'd!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:07 PM (mbhDw)

17 never seen a clearer example of 'delusions of self grandeur' than this twerp.

Posted by: IC at August 14, 2017 04:07 PM (a0IVu)

18 Jim Acosta is the kid who thins he's so cool because he can burp the alphabet.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2017 04:08 PM (KUaJL)

19 He's a bipedal over-filled colostomy bag.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:08 PM (0mRoj)

20 My God they've gone insane...Demanding Trump resign.... Saying he's not fit to be called human... Nancy saying Bannon must resign and Gorka.... Incredible

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2017 04:08 PM (O2RFr)

21 Up next, the Jim Acosta Armpit Fart Jamboree!

Posted by: Hikaru at August 14, 2017 04:08 PM (XMDuf)

22 This guy has a little douche coupe in his garage, doesn't he?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2017 04:08 PM (p+Wdc)

23 never seen a clearer example of 'delusions of self grandeur' than this twerp.

Posted by: IC at August 14, 2017 04:07 PM (a0IVu)

Leader of the Resistance Olberdouche: Oh really?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2017 04:09 PM (493sH)

24 Jim Acosta, Shemp Smith, and Bob Costas walk into a bar...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 14, 2017 04:09 PM (BTvE8)

25 8 Large genitalia?

So he's a real dick head huh?

Quelle surprise.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 14, 2017 04:05 PM (BTvE

His circumcision scar is on the back of his neck.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:09 PM (0mRoj)

26 11 Jim Acosta revers me as a mentor and inspiration. Plus we both think my daughter is hawt!
Posted by: Brian Williams at August 14, 2017 04:06 PM (bc2Lc)

Saw her once in person. Attractive? Yeah. Hot? Debatable. And her attitude was "total cvnt."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:09 PM (mbhDw)

27 I awoke this morning, and my first thought was: "I wonder what Jim Acosta is going to do today".

Posted by: simplemind at August 14, 2017 04:09 PM (ay11S)

28 Shorter Jim Acosta:

"I

love

MEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2017 04:09 PM (UoSKV)

29 17 never seen a clearer example of 'delusions of self grandeur' than this twerp.
Posted by: IC at August 14, 2017 04:07 PM (a0IVu)

Delusions of adequacy....

Posted by: Don Q., at August 14, 2017 04:09 PM (NgKpN)

30 Jim Acosta shows off his factory model Ford Mustang.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2017 04:09 PM (KUaJL)

31 Next up: Jim Acosta reports on all the women he has satisfied with his abnormally large genitals.

I love you, Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:09 PM (PY9jH)

32 Jim Acosta
@Acosta

I asked if it's true that Jim Acosta has been nominated for a Pulitzer prize. No comment given.
#acostaawards

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 14, 2017 04:10 PM (IDPbH)

33 Not sure if reported elsewhere, but terror attack in Sept-Sorts, France. One 8 yr old girl dead, was deliberate, authorities not releasing much in way of detail.

Posted by: GeoSTI at August 14, 2017 04:10 PM (w1GWh)

34 "As the president walked by, I farted".

-Jim Acosta Breaking Wind

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2017 04:10 PM (6eWxL)

35 Reporter talking shit to the President. Is that one of those reporter functions?

Posted by: spoonfeed me at August 14, 2017 04:10 PM (AKqNh)

36 I always assume that a source close to the White House
means a reporter assigned to cover the White House.

Posted by: Reis Gorthanes at August 14, 2017 04:10 PM (ho2wd)

37 Jim Acosta could melt butter with his "Acosta Heat".

Posted by: Jim Acosta's Girdle at August 14, 2017 04:10 PM (o0dph)

38 Next up, Jim Acosta describes in breathtaking detail, what he had for lunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:10 PM (PY9jH)

39 Jim Acosta is excited to report that he finished 4 of the 6 wings in Buffalo Wild wings' atomic wings challenge.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2017 04:10 PM (KUaJL)

40 I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me, hard.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:11 PM (6FJW5)

41 Jim Acosta's name is too similar to "Gymkata" for him to be rightfully proud of anything, ever.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 14, 2017 04:11 PM (eXSOZ)

42 Only Jim Acosta knows why John Bolton's Moustache is no longer an internet meme.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:11 PM (398bZ)

43 For only $12.99 plus shipping and handling, you can get your own copy of "Jim Acosta sings Everclear's Greatest Hits" on 120 minute High-Bias Cassette Tape (You provide the Cassette Tape)!

Posted by: Hikaru at August 14, 2017 04:11 PM (XMDuf)

44 Next up: Jim Acosta reports on all the women he has satisfied with his abnormally large genitals.
Posted by: Ace at 04:01 PM

Unless he's got piss-flaps like Dumbo's ears....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw)

45 What a true hero. Bless his heart.

Posted by: Cleophus James at August 14, 2017 04:11 PM (CuEJK)

46 I love me long time.

Posted by: Jim "Jim" Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:11 PM (PY9jH)

47 Except Jim Acosta is a bigger flopping weiner than Gymkata was at the theaters.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 14, 2017 04:11 PM (BTvE8)

48 Jim Acosta: Leatherbound books, rich mohogany.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2017 04:11 PM (oVJmc)

49 Acosta makes me positively giddy about giving up television 2 decades ago.

Posted by: aelfheld at August 14, 2017 04:12 PM (IxDhF)

50 Next up, Jim Acosta reports on all the "women" who have satisfied him with their abnormally large genitals.

FIFY Ace

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2017 04:12 PM (6eWxL)

51 41 Jim Acosta's name is too similar to "Gymkata" for him to be rightfully proud of anything, ever.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 14, 2017 04:11 PM (eXSOZ)

Even Kurt Thomas was heard to have muttered at the wrap party, "what the fuck did I do?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:12 PM (mbhDw)

52 "I! AM! ACOSTACUS!"

-Jim Acosta

Posted by: Hikaru at August 14, 2017 04:12 PM (XMDuf)

53 I wonder how many eyes rolled out of heads at CNN?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:12 PM (PY9jH)

54 It's a contest to see who is the biggest Trump-hating attention whore, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 14, 2017 04:12 PM (NOIQH)

55 >>>Jim Acosta's name is too similar to "Gymkata" for him to be rightfully proud of anything, ever.

Somewhere Kurt Thomas cringed...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 14, 2017 04:12 PM (ZjR82)

56 Charlottesville police briefing starting.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2017 04:12 PM (493sH)

57 "As the President walked by, I imagined him on all fours, wearing leather chaps, barking like a dog."

Jim "Call me Jim-Bob" Acosta

Posted by: GuyfromNH at August 14, 2017 04:12 PM (Gs5TH)

58 46 I love me long time.
Posted by: Jim "Jim" Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:11 PM (PY9jH)

Thread winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:12 PM (mbhDw)

59 And now, having transcended the need for pronouns, His Holiness The Jim will begin referring to Jimself as His Holiness The Jim.

And, in the third person. Cower, mortals.

Posted by: His Holiness The Jim, Patron of Sick #RESIST Burns at August 14, 2017 04:13 PM (eXSOZ)

60 Who puts their twitter picture at a 15 degree upward angle?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2017 04:13 PM (yL25O)

61 well at least He is admitting to spreading fake news?

which we already knew of course. But admitting is kinda nice

Posted by: willow at August 14, 2017 04:13 PM (FKrah)

62 This mother fucker has almost 400,000 twitter followers and they're all Jim Acosta.

Posted by: NCKate at August 14, 2017 04:13 PM (8Xttu)

63 Jim Acosta bravely calls Trump a liar.

that is not proper decorum ... kick him out

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2017 04:13 PM (7Ep0P)

64 "There are some that call me....

....

....Jim.

-Jim "The Echanter" Acosta

Posted by: Hikaru at August 14, 2017 04:13 PM (XMDuf)

65 Jim Acosta, in his mind, plays center field for the New York Mets. Last night he went 3 for 5, with a double and two sharp line drive singles.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2017 04:13 PM (TOk1P)

66 Biggest self-fellater?

[ ] Jim Acosta
[ ] Tony the Mooch
[ ] Rachel Maddow

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2017 04:13 PM (+7/1f)

67 Jim Acosta: Leatherbound books, rich mohogany.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2017 04:11 PM (oVJmc)

And rich Corinthian leather ....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 14, 2017 04:13 PM (7uYFy)

68 I know 8 year olds with better manners and more common sense.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2017 04:14 PM (6eWxL)

69 I awoke this morning, and my first thought was: "I wonder what Jim Acosta is going to do today".

no kidding, I went through a phase where I literally did this concerning Kurt Eichenwald. I don't think we ever had a Public Personality in my lifetime who delivered as many (unintended) lolz.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 14, 2017 04:14 PM (6FJW5)

70 I AM SO FUCKING AWESOME!#jimacostaissofuckingawesome

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:14 PM (O5Q3r)

71 Coming to theaters in 2018:

"The Resister": The story of how one man (named Jim Acosta) bravely stood up to Donald Trump and the right wing's fake news. And that man was Jim Acosta.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have possibly other emotions. Most of all, you'll want to follow Jim Acosta on Twitter, at @Acosta.

Jim Acosta.

Posted by: T at August 14, 2017 04:14 PM (Vgw1E)

72 Isn't he going through a divorce? I hope his soon to be ex writes a tell-all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)

73 66 Biggest self-fellater?

[ ] Jim Acosta
[ ] Tony the Mooch
[ ] Rachel Maddow
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 14, 2017 04:13 PM (+7/1f)

"Pfft!"

- - B.H.O.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw)

74 Finally, a scumbag we can all agree to abuse!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 14, 2017 04:14 PM (AM1GF)

75 What if I told you I'm not gonna really bemoan the double standard between the way the media reports "White Nationalism" and BLM, but at the same point I also don't give a hairy rat-fuck about the people that got run over?

Poke dogs long enough eventually you find one that bites.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (oFlMR)

76 69 no kidding, I went through a phase where I literally did this concerning Kurt Eichenwald. I don't think we ever had a Public Personality in my lifetime who delivered as many (unintended) lolz.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 14, 2017 04:14 PM (6FJW5)

I still get Kurt Eichenwald and "Kett Brimberlin" confused sometimes.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (XMDuf)

77 Jim "Don't call me 'Jim Acosta'" Acosta

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (KUaJL)

78 Who puts their twitter picture at a 15 degree upward angle?

douchebags on okcupid who are 5'11 on their profile and 5'6 irl

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (6FJW5)

79 Sources Say Jim Acosta Is So Fucking Awesome

Posted by: This...is CNN at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (O5Q3r)

80 Ah, that's who it was. Shoulda known.

Posted by: RedDish on the table...err tablet at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (5eXg1)

81 The Left is completely devoid of self-awareness.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (QQ+il)

82 Jim is going through a divorce? Heart be still!

Posted by: Shep! at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (PY9jH)

83 But who would want Jim Acosta bound in rich Corinthian leather?

Never mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (BTvE8)

84 can someone who knows how memegenerator works upload an acosta pic, like him looking all grandiose as he asks an argument, so that we can make memes about what a #Hero he is?

Posted by: ace at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (8rNrN)

85 After you've had a shot of Jim Acosta, everything else is just a weenie.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:16 PM (398bZ)

86 Jim Acosta on a first date:

"Enough of me talking about myself. You talk about me. "

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 14, 2017 04:16 PM (IDPbH)

87 Chief disseminator @FNN squeaks! LMAO!!!

Posted by: Locke Common at August 14, 2017 04:16 PM (olTpu)

88 66 Biggest self-fellater?
The Jim is the best at self-fellation, because Jis genitals are luxurious and grand in size. Also, the Jim's spine is collapsible.

Posted by: His Holiness The Jim, Patron of Sick #RESIST Burns at August 14, 2017 04:16 PM (eXSOZ)

89 There's a One Thousand Four Hundred Sixty Days of Trump's first term and an election comes along just to end it

So the annual problem for Jim Acosta is finding a way just to spend it.

Like maybe . . .

Posted by: heinz doofenschmirtz at August 14, 2017 04:16 PM (T5GDD)

90 Dear Penthouse, you won't believe me but, I walked into a bar, and there was... me....

Posted by: Young Jim Accosta's Letter to Penthouse Forum at August 14, 2017 04:16 PM (NgKpN)

91 The Big Story tonight is that I'M THE STORY!!!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

92 Not all heroes wear capes.

Some wear condoms, else once again There will be Giants in those days.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes modestly at August 14, 2017 04:16 PM (QQ+il)

93 83 But who would want Jim Acosta bound in rich Corinthian leather?

Never mind.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (BTvE

People who are allergic to latex?

Posted by: Hikaru at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (XMDuf)

94 Why don't you try that with Anderson "The Spider" Silva, little jimmy boy?

Go shout something demeaning at him when he walks by. I'll be waiting with popcorn.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (6eWxL)

95 When Jim Acosta speaks, EF Hutton listens.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (TOk1P)

96 I predict he'll eventually out-Brian Williams Brian Williams.

"There was this time I literally pushed President Obama out of the way of a runaway golf cart."

Posted by: Shep! at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (PY9jH)

97 "When waiting for a response from POTUS, I told myself 'f*ck Trump', I'm Jim Acosta and my opinion is the one that counts.''

-Jim Acosta, CNN

Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (G0vdT)

98 Jim Acosta's next tweet will be him in a woman suit standing in front of a mirror, Buffalo Bill style.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (xJa6I)

99 Are we sure Jim Acosta is not some evil bobble-head that came to life?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (BTvE8)

100 84 can someone who knows how memegenerator works upload an acosta pic, like him looking all grandiose as he asks an argument, so that we can make memes about what a #Hero he is?
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (8rNrN)

On it, chief!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

101 Jim Acosta's CNN program will be Jim Acosta's Totally Sick Burns with Jim Acosta.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (yL25O)

102 Acosta may want to have a chat with MeAgain Kelly about the career path of "journalists" that insist on BEING the news and not reporting it.

Posted by: Cheri at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (oiNtH)

103 One time, the Macho Man Randy Savage told everybody watching at home that they were losers. And I heroically said to my TV - no Macho Man Randy Savage, *you* are a loser!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (oZ6kz)

104 Sock removal fail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (PY9jH)

105
Fake News tired so hard to make it President's Trump's Katrina. But failed. Again.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at August 14, 2017 04:18 PM (Qn0B5)

106 Jim Acosta shouts out Jim Acosta during sex

Posted by: NCKate at August 14, 2017 04:18 PM (8Xttu)

107 Mirror in the Batroom
Please talk free
The door is locked
Just you and me

Posted by: Hikaru at August 14, 2017 04:18 PM (XMDuf)

108 90 Dear Penthouse, you won't believe me but, I walked into a bar, and there was... me....

Posted by: Young Jim Accosta's Letter to Penthouse Forum at August 14, 2017 04:16 PM (NgKpN)
----
Hahahahahaha. You read my mind.

Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 14, 2017 04:18 PM (EXkrA)

109 so that we can make memes about what a #Hero he is?
It is impossible to contain The Jim's Greatness within any kind of meme. Nevertheless, Je persisted.

The Jim's pronouns, which are infinitely unworthy to contain Jis greatness, are Je, Jis, Jim. For only to Jim is Jim truly Jimself.

Posted by: His Holiness The Jim, Patron of Sick #RESIST Burns at August 14, 2017 04:18 PM (eXSOZ)

110
Jim Acosta shouts out Jim Acosta during sex

Posted by: NCKate at August 14, 2017 04:18 PM (8Xttu)

With himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:18 PM (PY9jH)

111
From now on, EVERYTHING will be treated as President Trump's Katrina.

And of course the Republican Shits will go along with it and play their part in the farce.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at August 14, 2017 04:18 PM (Qn0B5)

112 IF JIM ACOSTA IS IN THE CAMPS I WON'T CARE WHEN TRUMP SENDS ME THERE BECAUSE JIM ACOSTA MAKES EVEN A LEZBO LIKE ME WET!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at August 14, 2017 04:19 PM (O5Q3r)

113 Acosta pictures himself as one day being the hero in an "All the President's Men" type movie with some handsome actor playing him.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2017 04:19 PM (rmVvL)

114 Not all heroes wear capes.

Some wear condoms, else once again There will be

demon spawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2017 04:19 PM (U76Nz)

115 ... and PDT turned to his advisers and said, "Did you hear something? Sounded like someone stepped on a whoopie-cusion..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2017 04:19 PM (AURKQ)

116 They Call Me... Mr. Acosta! My friends kids anyway.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:19 PM (bc2Lc)

117 Acosta pictures himself as one day being the hero in
an "All the President's Men" type movie with some handsome actor
playing him.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2017 04:19 PM (rmVvL)

Pee Wee Herman

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:19 PM (PY9jH)

118 Jim Acosta "that was really me who punch the horse in Blazing Saddles. #jimacosta hero.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2017 04:20 PM (6eWxL)

119 What is Jim Acosta?

Jim acosta our ratingsa.

Posted by: CNN Italia at August 14, 2017 04:20 PM (TOk1P)

120 Okay, anyone else getting the idea of creating the Church of Acosta? We could all become ordained ministers and lower our tax bills.

"All praise Jim Acosta!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 14, 2017 04:20 PM (BTvE8)

121 117 Pee Wee Herman

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:19 PM (PY9jH)

Cheech.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 14, 2017 04:20 PM (XMDuf)

122 One man stood alone in the face of tyranny.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2017 04:20 PM (/tuJf)

123 I'd pay to see Stephen Miller humiliate Jim "Jim" Acosta again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:20 PM (PY9jH)

124 Jim Acosta sounds like the kind of person who would narrate his own bowel movements.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2017 04:21 PM (KUaJL)

125 with his abnormally large genitals.
----------

Has Jim been spending time with a donkey lately?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2017 04:21 PM (OdK9v)

126 CNN Italia hath spoken , this thread is done.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 14, 2017 04:21 PM (6FJW5)

127 I want a picture of Jim Acosta stopping the column of Chinese tanks

Posted by: NCKate at August 14, 2017 04:21 PM (8Xttu)

128
Ace:

Just uploaded to Pixy: Acosta Dangerfield.jpg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:21 PM (mbhDw)

129 Pee Wee Herman and Urkel I hear are vying for the chance to play Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 14, 2017 04:21 PM (BTvE8)

130 I will not be insulted with impunity!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:21 PM (398bZ)

131 Oh. Oh no, sweetie.

Posted by: Lauren at August 14, 2017 04:21 PM (OowzP)

132 Hey Jim:

Never go full Bo Jackson.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 14, 2017 04:21 PM (ymnmz)

133 So I was like "Yo Trump, you wanna come at Jim Acosta. Fuck you, your about to get Jim Accost-ya bitch". That's right bruh, knuckles bruh.

Posted by: Jimmy "Nails" Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:22 PM (oFlMR)

134 I put this one another thread and missed getting it to the one below where it would go so...

I think that, like at Benghazi, it wasn't an order to stand down but
that there had to be an order to stand up and that order never came. Obama style leadership.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 14, 2017 04:22 PM (d3wbb)

135 We need a picture of Jim Acosta raising the flag at Iwo Jima -- alone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:22 PM (PY9jH)

136 ...and the man never noticed as he stumbled away, Jim Acosta slipping out from under the hooker's coat.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 14, 2017 04:22 PM (XMDuf)

137 110
Jim Acosta shouts out Jim Acosta during sex

Posted by: NCKate at August 14, 2017 04:18 PM (8Xttu)

With himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:18 PM (PY9jH)
---
Yep. B/c who else would be worthy of his...junk.

Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 14, 2017 04:22 PM (EXkrA)

138 Well the Idiot Store called and said "Hey, their running out of YOU!

Posted by: Jim Acosta - On Twitter 15 Minutes Later at August 14, 2017 04:22 PM (aRXNK)

139 Jim Acosta his his son's 3rd place chess tournament trophy on his mantel.... right next to his own 2nd place trophy.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2017 04:22 PM (KUaJL)

140 It's really no surprise that this savant's shtick is getting old even with his ideological fellow-travelers at #FakeNewsCNN

What. A. Douche. (apologies to douches as they are at least practical and useful)

Posted by: DocJ at August 14, 2017 04:22 PM (NYS7S)

141 Come at me, Brah!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:22 PM (QQ+il)

142 I will not be ignored, Mr President!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2017 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

143 110Jim Acosta shouts out Jim Acosta during sex

Posted by: NCKate at August 14, 2017 04:18 PM (8Xttu)
With himself.Posted by: Jane D'oh

This is like that old conundrum about whether an all-powerful God can make a rock so big he can't lift it?

In this case, is Jim Acosta's unit so large that Jim Acosta's hand won't fit around it?

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2017 04:22 PM (LAe3v)

144 "All praise Jim Acosta!"
Your praise is insufficient for your Jimstification, because only Jim is Jimst, and worthy of all Acostalades from Jis own purity.

It will suffice for you to be a mere Acostalyte, in your unrighteousness.

Posted by: His Holiness The Jim, Patron of Sick #RESIST Burns at August 14, 2017 04:23 PM (eXSOZ)

145 Where is HL Mencken when you need him?

Posted by: golfman at August 14, 2017 04:23 PM (GFtC6)

146 Man, he really is a middle-school girl, isn't he? Like all the rest, doodling his initials + B.O. 4-eva on his My Little Pony Trapper Keeper.

Angels and Ministers of Grace preserve us.

Posted by: acethepug at August 14, 2017 04:23 PM (539ql)

147 my life fades. the vision dims. all that remains are memories. I remember a time of tweets... of sick burns... this wasted internet. but most of all, I remember... The Choad Warrior. the man we called Jim.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 14, 2017 04:23 PM (6FJW5)

148 I wonder how many eyes rolled out of heads at CNN?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:12 PM (PY9jH)

Among those dickweeds, I'd say none.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 14, 2017 04:23 PM (M/BXa)

149 Jim Acosta is close to going Full Olbermann.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:23 PM (PY9jH)

150 That Jim Acosta is the best!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:23 PM (rZ+mb)

151 >>>Who puts their twitter picture at a 15 degree upward angle?<<<

This is me, Jim Acosta, coming off as half-cocked. When I'm fully cocked, watchout, bub!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:23 PM (eLttb)

152
Nazis, Klansmen, Jim Acosta supremacist....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:23 PM (mbhDw)

153 143 In this case, is Jim Acosta's unit so large that Jim Acosta's hand won't fit around it?

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2017 04:22 PM (LAe3v)

Somebody's been spending too much time on DeviantArt.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 14, 2017 04:23 PM (XMDuf)

154 124 Jim Acosta sounds like the kind of person who would narrate his own bowel movements.

Hey! That's my gig.

Posted by: Lena at August 14, 2017 04:24 PM (mcI77)

155 Bob Dole doesn't like it when Jim Acosta reports on Jim Acosta.

Sincerely,

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 14, 2017 04:24 PM (Ndje9)

156 I am Jim Acosta!

Posted by: Spartacus at August 14, 2017 04:24 PM (O5Q3r)

157 I like how ol' Jim didn't even say anything about not being fake news.

Just that Trump is worse.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 14, 2017 04:24 PM (wGbBR)

158 When I went to bed I prayed to God to give me the answer in my dream whether I should go after Trump or not. Well God did answer me and said no. I considered it but thought better and will continue to go after Trump.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:24 PM (IDPbH)

159 I remember this one time, I was Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 14, 2017 04:24 PM (LAe3v)

160 RUSH: Here's Doug McKelway. He's at Fox. This is from yesterday afternoon on Fox News, his report about his experience at the protest in Charlottesville on Saturday.

MCKELWAY: People are intent on causing havoc and causing damage and even as wounded were brought out of the park, the police were standing idly by. I was standing by a cordoned off area where the police had set up as a staging area the state police and they said you can come in here, this is a safe area. But when the tear gas started to fly thrown by protesters the police themselves began to evacuate that. I asked the guy who was in charge, I said, Where are you going? He said, We're leaving. It's too dangerous. They had an opportunity to nip this thing in the bud and they chose not to.

Posted by: gNewt at August 14, 2017 04:24 PM (yIPKR)

161 When we die we won't walk toward the light we'll walk toward Jim Acosta

Posted by: NCKate at August 14, 2017 04:24 PM (8Xttu)

162 So is this Jim Acosta acknowledging he reports fake news?

Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2017 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

163 I'm waiting for, "Mr. President, HOW DARE YOU!" a la Olbermann.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:24 PM (PY9jH)

164 >>In this case, is Jim Acosta's unit so large that Jim Acosta's hand won't fit around it?

Posted by: pep

That's only because he has small hands ... and smells of cabbage.

Posted by: Aviator at August 14, 2017 04:25 PM (/Nite)

165
Where is HL Mencken when you need him?

We are HL Mencken now.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at August 14, 2017 04:25 PM (Qn0B5)

166 The Choad Warrior.

Ha!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2017 04:25 PM (QQ+il)

167 You thought the earth revolved around the Sun? Psh. EVERYBODY knows it revolves around Jim Acosta!

Posted by: Hikaru at August 14, 2017 04:25 PM (XMDuf)

168 Feel my wrath, Trump! FELL MY WRATH!!!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:25 PM (O5Q3r)

169 Wasn't Acosta at the front of the Selma March? Or was he first on the beach at Normandy? I forgot.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2017 04:25 PM (6eWxL)

170 Somebody's been spending too much time on DeviantArt.
It is enough that The Jim will apotheose into his final futanari self-jimage, because then Jim will know love and Jimself totally.

Some say this is already Jimminent.

Posted by: His Holiness The Jim, Patron of Sick #RESIST Burns at August 14, 2017 04:25 PM (eXSOZ)

171 Who would know?

Well, me and your, and Jim Acosta, of course. Plus the two guys we'll need to hold him down, because Jim Acosta don't go for that either.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 14, 2017 04:25 PM (TOk1P)

172 I binge watch the show 'Naked and Afraid'. Each time a challenger brags about how bad ass they are and that they are going to make nature their bitch you can bet that they will either tap out or end up starving and groveling for a worm.

Jim Acosta. Clothed and mercilessly stupid.

Posted by: Cheri at August 14, 2017 04:26 PM (oiNtH)

173 I remember Jim "Jim" Acosta dodging sniper fire in Bosnia, with the Beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:26 PM (PY9jH)

174 169 Wasn't Acosta at the front of the Selma March? Or was he first on the beach at Normandy? I forgot.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2017 04:25 PM (6eWxL)

He was at the front of Selma Hayek.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

175 Jim Acosta? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at August 14, 2017 04:26 PM (rZ+mb)

176 I check with Jim Acosta before I go out at night.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at August 14, 2017 04:26 PM (mcI77)

177 Jim Acosta makes me feel so small.

*sigh*

Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole at August 14, 2017 04:26 PM (/Nite)

178 In fact, The Jim's pronouns may also include Jer and Jeir.

Posted by: His Holiness The Jim, Patron of Sick #RESIST Burns at August 14, 2017 04:26 PM (eXSOZ)

179 I stole "choad warrior" from a long ago Ace post, so, credit given

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 14, 2017 04:26 PM (6FJW5)

180 The first rule of Jim Acosta is to talk about Jim Acosta

Posted by: NCKate at August 14, 2017 04:26 PM (8Xttu)

181 "Have you no shame Mr.Trump?"
Jim. Acosta( hero in his own mind)

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2017 04:26 PM (rmVvL)

182 They had an opportunity to nip this thing in the bud and they chose not to.
Posted by: gNewt at August 14, 2017 04:24 PM (yIPKR)

Should have had Barney Fife on the scene.

Posted by: golfman at August 14, 2017 04:26 PM (GFtC6)

183 Acostaaaaaaah!

Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at August 14, 2017 04:26 PM (bc2Lc)

184

There is NO WAY this kid is any where near the Right, politically.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at August 14, 2017 04:27 PM (Qn0B5)

185 Jim Acosta gave up his seat for Rosa Parks on the bus.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2017 04:27 PM (KUaJL)

186 4
Breaking Jim Acosta News: Jim Acosta reports that Jim Acosta is working
on a piece on Jim Acosta and his award-winning reporting on Jim Acosta!!
Next up: Jim Acosta!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 14, 2017 04:04 PM (ZjR82)

Bob Dole is not pleased about this.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 14, 2017 04:27 PM (8iiMU)

187 In the Acosta administration, I pledge that I will stop and answer questions I shout out to myself as I'm leaving the room.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Pres., Jim Acosta Club For Men Named Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:27 PM (Ndje9)

188 81 The Left is completely devoid of self-awareness.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (QQ+il)

But overflowing with self-regard.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:27 PM (0mRoj)

189
He fits the profile of a bernie bro to a tee.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at August 14, 2017 04:27 PM (Qn0B5)

190 In Cuban, Acosta means "one who accosts."

I come from a long line of brave accosters who "approach and address boldly."

So this is not only my profession. It is my heritage.

Accosting.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:28 PM (NgMqF)

191 I have an IQ of 190 but there is a margin of error since it's my own estimate.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:28 PM (IDPbH)

192 ..................

THE JIM ACOSTA!

Posted by: The Aristocrats at August 14, 2017 04:28 PM (TOk1P)

193 Next up: Jim Acosta reports on ... his abnormally large genitals.

Cut. (Well, no, I don't care, actually.) Jib. (Oohlala!) Newsletter?

Posted by: Shep at August 14, 2017 04:28 PM (ctuyM)

194 Avenge me Jim. AVENGE ME!!!

Posted by: Dan Rather at August 14, 2017 04:28 PM (mcI77)

195 I may be ashamed that I just didn't understand his Jimportance.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 14, 2017 04:28 PM (XMDuf)

196 Jim Acosta gave up his seat for Rosa Parks on the bus.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 14, 2017 04:27 PM (KUaJL)

Unfortunately, he was sitting on the stick shift.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 14, 2017 04:28 PM (rZ+mb)

197 If I'd been at Thermopylae, everybody'd be talking about The One.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:28 PM (398bZ)

198 Isn't Acosta a little short guy? Like elephant dung stacks higher than him.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2017 04:28 PM (6eWxL)

199 Willowed: Important to know.

which gets me back to what I said in another thread.

you keep accusing people of something that they did not do, over and over and over again, there is a change that the person will get fed up and become exactly what you say they are.

like teens and smoking.

/I hope I'm wrong about this, but "everyone who is not a prog is evil" could backfire bigly.
Posted by: shibumi at August 14, 2017 04:08 PM (aT+Bx)

This is true and backed by science.... psychology

Also, when you treat people like animals they will begin to act like animals.

Posted by: Widepsread Pepe at August 14, 2017 04:28 PM (XFue2)

200 >>Jim Acosta gave up his seat for Rosa Parks on the bus.

I''d give up my seat to Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Shep at August 14, 2017 04:28 PM (/Nite)

201 The Jimmy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apa0nG1OfUc

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2017 04:28 PM (/tuJf)

202 When I enter the press room, the other reporters stare at me in awe. I can feel their respect.

Posted by: Jim "Jim" Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:29 PM (PY9jH)

203 Since I do not watch network news of any sort, because I do not trust network news, I did not know who Jim Acosta is, until you mentioned him here at AoS.
Does this mean that mylife is stunted?
Should I start watching network news to be ..informed..or just keep on keeping on here?

Posted by: kraken at August 14, 2017 04:29 PM (zSVEm)

204 The Police Chief sounded like an idiot. Now I know why the riot happened

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:29 PM (5y11N)

205 I met Jim Acosta, and suddenly I gave a s***.

Posted by: Honey Badger at August 14, 2017 04:29 PM (LAe3v)

206 Didn't Acosta do Helen Thomas in the press cloak room?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2017 04:29 PM (6eWxL)

207 MCKELWAY: People are intent on causing havoc and causing damage and even as wounded were brought out of the park, the police were standing idly by. I was standing by a cordoned off area where the police had set up as a staging area the state police and they said you can come in here, this is a safe area. But when the tear gas started to fly thrown by protesters the police themselves began to evacuate that. I asked the guy who was in charge, I said, Where are you going? He said, We're leaving. It's too dangerous. They had an opportunity to nip this thing in the bud and they chose not to.
Posted by: gNewt at August 14, 2017 04:24 PM (yIPKR)

Hysterical pants-wetting nonsense. All is well!

*puts head back in the sand*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (0mRoj)

208 174 169 Wasn't Acosta at the front of the Selma March? Or was he first on the beach at Normandy? I forgot.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2017 04:25 PM

---------
Selma March - Acosta

Normandy - Brian Williams

But they are interchangeable.

Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (EXkrA)

209 Jim walked the whole way from Cuba.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

210 Next up: Jim Acosta takes selfie while farting in bath; giggles.

Posted by: Chupa Me at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (irEaO)

211 It is enough that The Jim will apotheose into his final futanari self-jimage, because then Jim will know love and Jimself totally.

Some say this is already Jimminent.

Posted by: His Holiness The Jim, Patron of Sick #RESIST Burns at August 14, 2017 04:25 PM (eXSOZ)

Point of order when mentioning futanari...

[ _ ] packing
[ _ ] not packing

Important distinction. With Jim I'd suppose 'not packing'.

/ note: If this seems like jibberish, count yourself lucky.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (EgwCt)

212 When Acosta starts retweeting himself the Circle of Douche will be complete.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (QQ+il)

213 I heart Jim Acosta.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (mcI77)

214 I bet acosta and kapershit would get along

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (5y11N)

215
btw, did President Trump make the right move firing Scaramucci or what?

What a piece of shit he is.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (Qn0B5)

216 Jim Acosta "Smell my finger".

Posted by: Marcus T at August 14, 2017 04:31 PM (6eWxL)

217 Isnt that showing open disrespect to POTUS and to the office? Isnt this being aggressive towards POTUS and the office to his face and bragging about it?

I don't believe this is a road we should be going down or encouraging other to go down. Wont end well.... never does.

Posted by: Widepsread Pepe at August 14, 2017 04:31 PM (XFue2)

218 Jim Acosta impregnates Chuck Norris!
Jim Acosta will be reporting all the details coming up!!

Posted by: Bruce at August 14, 2017 04:31 PM (L4zCF)

219 Totally O/T but priceless.

Some local loon opined how much better the country would be if only we had President Kasich.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:31 PM (PY9jH)

220 did President Trump make the right move firing Scaramucci or what?

What a piece of shit he is.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (Qn0B5)

Never should have hired him...Sigh

And yes he is a piece of shit

And a FOX Reporter just got harrased on TV

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:32 PM (5y11N)

221 Obama is president :You must respect the office!
Trump is president:This guy doesn't deserve any respect!

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2017 04:32 PM (rmVvL)

222 Jim Acosta related to MeAgain?

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2017 04:32 PM (pPKG5)

223 Off topic but the death toll of murdered people in Charlottesville protest has been raised to 5. The woman hit by the car, the two police in the helicopter, a heroin overdose, and two elderly women in hospice.

Tomorrow we will have the statewide murder toll from the protest and on Wednesday both the nationwide and the global tallies will be posted.

Posted by: It's not Fake News if It Helps the Narrative at August 14, 2017 04:32 PM (aRXNK)

224 "A-", the negative prefix

"cost", the value or price of something

"a", 'cause screw it just stick a vowel on the end or something, damn furriners with their talkin' all retarded.

"Acosta" = worthless.

Ta-da!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2017 04:33 PM (AURKQ)

225 Maybe they judg went to the same school

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2017 04:33 PM (pPKG5)

226 Bob Dole apologizes to Bob Dole at 155.
Bob Dole was late to the party, and now Bob Dole feels bad.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 14, 2017 04:33 PM (8iiMU)

227 NGU, was there even one useful question or answer at the C'ville PD presser? (semi-rhetorical question)

I searched and couldn't find the feed.

Unlike many here, I don't seem to have some magical knowledge of exactly what happened, but all the tidbits that *are* known point to a clumsier than usual bit of dereliction and deadly incompetence by certain parties.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2017 04:33 PM (QDnY+)

228 And a FOX Reporter just got harrased on TV

Good.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at August 14, 2017 04:33 PM (mcI77)

229 MeAgain is fabulous and all, but let's face it: she's no Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at August 14, 2017 04:33 PM (398bZ)

230 I think Acosta is great!

Posted by: Me, Al Franken at August 14, 2017 04:33 PM (OdK9v)

231 It's the Jim Acosta Decade.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2017 04:34 PM (QQ+il)

232 So, is this something? I ran across a fake quote by Churchill which led me to a real quote by Mencken. He's talking about Social Justice, and he write (Baltimore Sun, Nov 6, 193

:

"Social Justice... will take us, soon or late, into the stormy waters of Fascism. To be sure, that Fascism is not likely to be identical with the kinds on tap in Germany, Italy and Russia; indeed, it is very apt to come in under the name of anti-Fascism. And its first Duce...�will not call himself a dictator, but a scotcher of dictators."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2017 04:34 PM (2lndx)

233 223 wait until we get the totals from those watching it on tv

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2017 04:34 PM (pPKG5)

234 It's perfectly shaped; just the right shade of brown. A good length. Not too hard, not too soft. No extraneous kernels of corn, either.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:34 PM (pvjTE)

235 I don't believe that the Social media soft center of the country has what it takes to save our country. They will and will continue to give into the violence and demands of the Marxists.

Where is our Pinochet?

Posted by: Widepsread Pepe at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (XFue2)

236 It's Jim Acosta's world and we are all just living in it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (/tuJf)

237 did President Trump make the right move firing Scaramucci or what?

What a piece of shit he is.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (Qn0B5)

Never should have hired him...Sigh
============================
He hired him to get rid of somebody he didn't want to fire, but who he knew would quit if Mooch was his boss. Advanced Corporate tactics 312.

Posted by: simplemind at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (aY6Az)

238 NGU, was there even one useful question or answer at the C'ville PD presser? (semi-rhetorical question)

I searched and couldn't find the feed.

Unlike many here, I don't seem to have some magical knowledge of exactly what happened, but all the tidbits that *are* known point to a clumsier than usual bit of dereliction and deadly incompetence by certain parties.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2017 04:33 PM (QDnY+)

I was treating a patient so only heard it out of one ear kinda...but what I heard was bullshit from the police chief..basically he said they were totally unprepared...he actually said they expected it to be peaceful and that is all you need to know. What a blithering idiot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (5y11N)

239 btw, did President Trump make the right move firing Scaramucci or what?

What a piece of shit he is.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (Qn0B5)

Scaramucci seems to have a Bannon hard-on which has lasted more than four hours. I hope Trump realizes that Bannon is his road to 270. Again.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (EgwCt)

240 Uh, that was 1938, not 193smiley.

Another part of that article:

"Thus the fundamental dogmas of democracy are gradually overhauled by men of vision. The idea that government should be an agency of sharply limited powers has been abandoned, and in place of it we have the idea that government should be omnipotent and is generally infallible. The idea of equality before the law gives way to the aforesaid Social Justice, the essence of which is the principle that all property is the rightful possession, not of those who have earned it, but of those who haven't earned it. And the idea of universal suffrage begins to be conditioned by the idea that there is a right way to vote and a wrong way to vote, and that those who vote wrong are traitors to the Republic."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (2lndx)

241 It's Jim Acosta's world. We're lucky that he lets the rest of us live here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (QQ+il)

242 Since we're past 100 comments, I'll repost this jewel:

Nina Burleigh, who offered Billy Jeff a bj for keeping abortion legal, is horrified by the Trump women's high heels:

http://tinyurl.com/y7kv9ghb

"Six months in, and the Trump women are well on their way to normalizing the footwear of the beauty pageant."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (PY9jH)

243 Welcome to the age of Acosta.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly's Dementiona at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (mcI77)

244 All ye who have sinned against the Jimage of Jim, by your Fake News, may crave from Jim Jimdulgences, which Jim, in Jeir mercy, may grant.

The shouting, though, Jim's gotta do that.

Posted by: His Holiness The Jim, Patron of Sick #RESIST Burns at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (eXSOZ)

245 4 Breaking Jim Acosta News: Jim Acosta reports that Jim Acosta is working on a piece on Jim Acosta and his award-winning reporting on Jim Acosta!! Next up: Jim Acosta!

JIM ACOSTA!!!

Posted by: Being Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (aRXNK)

246 Jim Acosta went to dick-measuring contest at a porn convention and burned thru a dozen Sharpies signing his autograph.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:37 PM (eLttb)

247 credit to the Banana Splits Contrarian, he was right about Scaramucci and i wasnt.

god bless fuckin' Snorky.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 14, 2017 04:37 PM (6FJW5)

248 237 did President Trump make the right move firing Scaramucci or what?

What a piece of shit he is.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at August 14, 2017 04:30 PM (Qn0B5)

Never should have hired him...Sigh
============================
He hired him to get rid of somebody he didn't want to fire, but who he knew would quit if Mooch was his boss. Advanced Corporate tactics 312.
Posted by: simplemind at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (aY6Az)

Seriously that's what you're going with? You don't have to spin everything for Trump. He's human.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:37 PM (IDPbH)

249 I awoke this morning, and my first thought was: "I wonder what Jim Acosta is going to do today".

For me, every time something hits the news I often wonder "What asinine hot take will we get from Teen Vogue?" Because they *always* have one.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 14, 2017 04:37 PM (KUTP5)

250 If Matt Damon were a reporter, he'd be Jim Acosta.

Posted by: simplemind at August 14, 2017 04:37 PM (hlC8w)

251 Jiiiim. Acooooosta.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:37 PM (0mRoj)

252 The Jim's rectal emissions are sharp, savory. A veritable Jimcense. Jim only regrets that so little remains for you, once the basking is complete.

Posted by: His Holiness The Jim, Patron of Sick #RESIST Burns at August 14, 2017 04:37 PM (eXSOZ)

253 JIM ACOSTA!

Posted by: MATT DAMON! at August 14, 2017 04:38 PM (bc2Lc)

254 Seriously that's what you're going with? You don't have to spin everything for Trump. He's human.

Posted by: Jim Acosta
========
He's human, but you're not. You're Jim ACOSTA!!!

Posted by: simplemind at August 14, 2017 04:38 PM (hWCrH)

255 JIM!
JIM!
JIM!
JIM!
JIM!
JIM!
JIM!
JIM
JIM!

Posted by: JIM! at August 14, 2017 04:38 PM (O5Q3r)

256 So we need Jim Acosta to explain the blog jokes instead of Big Ben now

Posted by: NCKate at August 14, 2017 04:38 PM (8Xttu)

257 "Six months in, and the Trump women are well on their way to normalizing the footwear of the beauty pageant."

A classy 3 or 4" heel, or the stripper heel with the platform front?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2017 04:39 PM (U76Nz)

258 The world spins around Jim Acosta.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly Desperate For A No Show Job at August 14, 2017 04:39 PM (mcI77)

259 Some sort of "car attack" in France. child killed, 8 injured.

Prosecutor says actions "deliberate, but not terrorist."

/because Muslims never slam cars into innocent people.

Posted by: shibumi at August 14, 2017 04:39 PM (aT+Bx)

260 Is everybody in the news media a narcissist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2017 04:39 PM (iVOAv)

261 Cosmo consults with me about anal sex.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:39 PM (398bZ)

262
"Tell 'em, Jim!" "Tell 'em, Jim!" "Tell 'em, Jim!" "Tell 'em, Jim!" "Tell 'em, Jim!"

NO BLAH BLAH!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:39 PM (mbhDw)

263 Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:37 PM (IDPbH)

Off sock

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 14, 2017 04:39 PM (IDPbH)

264 Since Acosta is Cubano I'd like to see a Tony Montana impersonator read out his tweets.

Posted by: Lester at August 14, 2017 04:39 PM (LfJIn)

265 So I hear "protesters" threw teargas! I'm guessing we'll never find out who or from what group specifically.

Posted by: MAGA at August 14, 2017 04:39 PM (Tyk2V)

266 I'm literally Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:40 PM (bc2Lc)

267 I'm sure that whatever Trump has done, said, or not done and not said about it is inadequate, or actually entirely to blame for it, but in related news, another idiot NFL football player has announced he will sit out the national anthem, all season.

Overall, I think the electoral backlash on this unbelievable racist/race-baiting frenzy by the media, the Dems, pop culture, and their violent lawless auxiliaries will ultimately hurt the Dems in a year, mostly due to the fact that the Dems mostly only compete in safe states and districts now. And, crucially, they have large numbers of senators from fairly sane states, where they must misrepresent themselves (more and more) to be elected. So ginning up the grievance demographic/racist demographic/idiot suburban white demographic won't yield any gains.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2017 04:40 PM (QDnY+)

268 George: " That guy was amazing, he could dunk and he was my height...What was his name again?"

Jerry: "Jimmy"

George: "Jimmy, right."

Jerry: "I dunno how you could forget . He kept reffering to himself in the third person. "Jimmy's under the boards. Jimmy's in the open. Jimmy makes the shot."

Posted by: The Jimmy at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (OdK9v)

269 In honor of the Trump women, I'm going to wear heels to dinner tonight, as we go out to celebrate my birfday while culturally appropriating some Mexican cuisine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (PY9jH)

270 There was a reporter named Acosta,
Who smoked Trump's ass like a Rasta,
When Trump shouted Fake News!
At the CNN crews,
He said "No Donald, your the imposta!"

Posted by: Jim Acosta-I am Legend at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (oFlMR)

271 265 So I hear "protesters" threw teargas! I'm guessing we'll never find out who or from what group specifically.
Posted by: MAGA at August 14, 2017 04:39 PM (Tyk2V)

It's too bad there's no co-intel-pro to infiltrate them and, well, y'know.

Yup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)

272 MeAgain Acosta?

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (Nwg0u)

273 WWJAD

Posted by: tu3031 at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (O5Q3r)

274 Is everybody in the news media a narcissist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

==============

Everybody except Raymond Arroyo. But he'd better watch it.

Posted by: simplemind at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (T5GDD)

275 I can top that. I was on the phone with President Trump telling him the same thing while fondling my abnormally (small) sized genitalia.

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (jxbfJ)

276 Brian Fantana has a new cologne. "Jim Acosta."

Posted by: grognard at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (/29Nl)

277 265. Nope. Total mystery.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (fA1SL)

278 258
The world spins around Jim Acosta.

Posted by: MeAgain Kelly Desperate For A No Show Job

Your comment assumes there is a world outside of Jim Acosta.

Everything within Jim Acosta. Nothing outside Jim Acosta. Nothing against Jim Acosta.

You may report to Carousel now.

Posted by: pep at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (LAe3v)

279 I am trying to work up some emotion over this tiresome little Media apparatchik, but...
he's like the drab, self- important cogs in the Nazi and Communist regimes... we better hope he never gets a camp to run....

Posted by: kraken at August 14, 2017 04:42 PM (zSVEm)

280 >>>Next up: Jim Acosta reports on all the women he has satisfied with his abnormally large genitals.

large genital warts.
FIFY Boss

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2017 04:42 PM (ZTRlp)

281 280 >>>Next up: Jim Acosta reports on all the women he has satisfied with his abnormally large genitals.

large genital warts.
FIFY Boss
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2017 04:42 PM (ZTRlp)

Probably looks like a half-gnawed piece of baby corn.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:43 PM (0mRoj)

282 You have to wonder if his mom dropped him on his head when he was a baby.

Posted by: moki at August 14, 2017 04:06 PM (V+V4

No wonder about it. In all likelihood, his momma used his head as a basketball and dribbled him around the house for kicks.

Posted by: I'm A Traveling Man at August 14, 2017 04:43 PM (p3CfI)

283 100 84 can someone who knows how memegenerator works upload an acosta pic, like him looking all grandiose as he asks an argument, so that we can make memes about what a #Hero he is?
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2017 04:15 PM (8rNrN)

On it, chief!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

Oh, boy! This is gonna be great!!!

Posted by: Flounder at August 14, 2017 04:43 PM (aRXNK)

284 In honor of the Trump women, I'm going to wear heels to dinner tonight, as we go out to celebrate my birfday while culturally appropriating some Mexican cuisine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (PY9jH)

I was going to ask what you are going to have for your birfday dinner.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 14, 2017 04:43 PM (mf5HN)

285 Just took a dump #jimacosta#thisiscommunism

Posted by: Strobe at August 14, 2017 04:43 PM (gbWkA)

286 Some local loon opined how much better the country would be if only we had President Kasich.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:31 PM (PY9jH)

For the life of me all I can see is . . . https://gfycat.com/PleasantTallCoypu

Posted by: Locke Common at August 14, 2017 04:43 PM (olTpu)

287 Acosta would always defy Obama by spitting instead of swallowing.

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2017 04:43 PM (qbLt5)

288 I am, in point of fact, the humblest man on Earth.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:43 PM (398bZ)

289 >>>credit to the Banana Splits Contrarian, he was right about Scaramucci and i wasnt.

I don't remember, Scary Moochie seems a lifetime ago.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 14, 2017 04:43 PM (ZjR82)

290 Acosta: Trump said this, and then I was like, oh yeah!? And then I said to him.....

His tweets read like middle school taunting in the hallway between classes.

Posted by: Mainah at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (B+qrE)

291
JIM
JIM
JIM
REPORT
REPORT
REPORT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (QQ+il)

292 Really? I bet his comeback as a kid was, "I know you are, but what am I?"

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (vLoLa)

293 So I hear "protesters" threw teargas! I'm guessing we'll never find out who or from what group specifically.

There is LE collusion then.
Tear gas and flash bangs are highly regulated. Not like anyone can pop on down to the cop shop and pick up a half dozen.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (U76Nz)

294 269 In honor of the Trump women, I'm going to wear heels to dinner tonight, as we go out to celebrate my birfday while culturally appropriating some Mexican cuisine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (PY9jH)

Be careful if you sit next to Jose. Jose is an asshole and makes you do terrible things Great things, but terrible things.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (jxbfJ)

295 It's adorable seeing reporters get drunk on their totes awesome ability to "speak truth to power" in the Trump era They forgot to do it for the previous 8 years, so they are lightweights at it, of course. Spoiled me-centric lightweights.

Posted by: LizLem at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (hvf9s)

296 I saw Jim Acosta open for God in ~~In A Gadda Da Vida~~ The Garden of Eden

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (ZTRlp)

297
I was going to ask what you are going to have for your birfday dinner.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 14, 2017 04:43 PM (mf5HN)

There's a great place near us that does awesome tableside guac. And I'm curious to see how our African student likes the food.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (PY9jH)

298 he's like the drab, self- important cogs in the Nazi and Communist regimes... we better hope he never gets a camp to run....

In a position of responsibility, might work out like Erhard Milch. Who was such a self-promoting manipulative cockwaffle that even other Nazis were like, "dude".

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (eXSOZ)

299 290 Acosta: Trump said this, and then I was like, oh yeah!? And then I said to him.....

His tweets read like middle school taunting in the hallway between classes.

Posted by: Mainah at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (B+qrE)

It's all extraordinarily juvenile isn't it?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (0mRoj)

300 Mrs. Jim Acosta
Mrs. Kate Acosta
Mrs. Kate Upton-Acosta
Mrs. Kate Acosta-Upton
SIGH.....

Posted by: Kate Upton at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (O5Q3r)

301 When's dinner? I've been fasting since I finished lunch.

Posted by: NCKate at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (8Xttu)

302 296 I saw Jim Acosta open for God in In A Gadda Da Vida The Garden of Eden
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (ZTRlp)

Oye Com'Acosta....

Santanacosta

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)

303 Got pick first for coed softball team. I'm the king of the world. #jimacosta

Posted by: Strobe at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (gbWkA)

304 People would eat a mile of Jim's shit just to meet him.

Posted by: Allison Camerota at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (mcI77)

305
290 Acosta: Trump said this, and then I was like, oh yeah!? And then I said to him.....

His tweets read like middle school taunting in the hallway between classes.

Posted by: Mainah at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (B+qrE)

I imagine Acosta saying it this way,

Trump was all.., I was all you spread fake news

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (Ri/rl)

306 mostly I'd just wanted to give that fuckhead Scaramooch the benefit of the doubt, and he's proven he didn't deserve it.

yay winona!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (6FJW5)

307 Seattle Seahawks Player Michael Bennett Says He Will Sit Out National Anthem All Season

Hum so what's on next Sunday since I will not be watching the nfl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (5y11N)

308 293 So I hear "protesters" threw teargas! I'm guessing we'll never find out who or from what group specifically.

There is LE collusion then.
Tear gas and flash bangs are highly regulated. Not like anyone can pop on down to the cop shop and pick up a half dozen.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (U76Nz)

I wonder if they're referring to personal self-defense spray as "tear gas."

Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (0mRoj)

309 There's a great place near us that does awesome tableside guac. And I'm curious to see how our African student likes the food.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (PY9jH)

Om nom nom. I'm glad you will have all your boys there to fawn over you as they should.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (mf5HN)

310 Very few people are aware of this, but I invented guac.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:46 PM (398bZ)

311
Acosta: Trump said this, and then I was like, oh yeah!? And then I said to him.....

His tweets read like middle school taunting in the hallway between classes.

Posted by: Mainah at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (B+qrE)

I'll bet he was a terror at band camp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:46 PM (PY9jH)

312 A classy 3 or 4" heel, or the stripper heel with the platform front?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2017 04:39 PM (U76Nz)

There is a continuum of 'tasteful to stripper level' shoes that you have only ventured into the mid-point of.

If you have never experienced the delight of a 'stripper level' female of the human species with fantastic legs and multi-colored blinking led's on seven inch clear heels -- well -- I feel sorry for you.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 14, 2017 04:46 PM (EgwCt)

313 So I hear "protesters" threw teargas! I'm guessing we'll never find out who or from what group specifically.
--

It was the White KKK Tea Bagger Trump Supporters.

In fact, we have video of a Trump Supporter in a KKK robe and a MAGA hat beating a handicapped black child to death with the butt of a gold, Desert Eagle pistol, which is made in Israel.

Unfortunately, that video was lost when the hard drive was wiped clean. Like with a cloth.

Posted by: The MSM at August 14, 2017 04:46 PM (aT+Bx)

314 297
I was going to ask what you are going to have for your birfday dinner.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 14, 2017 04:43 PM (mf5HN)

There's a great place near us that does awesome tableside guac. And I'm curious to see how our African student likes the food.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (PY9jH)

Talk about cultural appropriation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2017 04:46 PM (ZTRlp)

315 Jim Acosta is making up for his small genitalia

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 14, 2017 04:46 PM (e8kgV)

316 Om nom nom. I'm glad you will have all your boys there to fawn over you as they should.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
They'd better!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (PY9jH)

317 Seattle is loaded with assholes.From the head coach 9/11 conspiracy believer down.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (rmVvL)

318 >>> In honor of the Trump women, I'm going to wear heels to dinner tonight, as we go out to celebrate my birfday while culturally appropriating some Mexican cuisine. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:41 PM (PY9jH)

I was going to ask what you are going to have for your birfday dinner. Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 14, 2017 04:43 PM (mf5HN)

Skirt steak... *wolf whistles* I denounce my sexism.

Happy B-day Jane!!

Posted by: LizLem at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (hvf9s)

319 307 Seattle Seahawks Player Michael Bennett Says He Will Sit Out National Anthem All Season

Hum so what's on next Sunday since I will not be watching the nfl
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (5y11N)

Again... the only way I will know what that person does is by reading about it here...

Posted by: kraken at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (zSVEm)

320 Hum so what's on next Sunday since I will not be watching the nfl
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (5y11N)
---------

The Red Sox will be trouncing the Yankees again.

Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (UoSKV)

321 His tweets read like middle school taunting in the hallway between classes.

Posted by: Mainah at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (B+qrE)

I'll bet he was a terror at band camp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:46 PM (PY9jH)

This one time, he stuck a flute in his pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (0mRoj)

322 Everything within Jim Acosta. Nothing outside Jim Acosta. Nothing against Jim Acosta.
------

It's on account of the sheer magnitude of my being.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (OdK9v)

323 307 Seattle Seahawks Player Michael Bennett Says He Will Sit Out National Anthem All Season

Hum so what's on next Sunday since I will not be watching the nfl
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (5y11N)

Who needs tv? #RangeDay

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (jxbfJ)

324 And even the Seahawks didn't sign Kaeperdick hahahahaha

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (rmVvL)

325 Don't read horoscopes, listen to Jim Acosta instead!

Posted by: The Fresh Pope at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (TOk1P)

326 Mrs. Jim Acosta
Mrs. Kate Acosta
Mrs. Kate Upton-Acosta
Mrs. Kate Acosta-Upton
SIGH.....

Posted by: Kate Upton at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM
--

Mr. Jim Upton-Acosta
Mr. Jim Acosta- Upton
Mr. Jim Upton.

.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (aT+Bx)

327 I'm pretty sure it's "Dim" Acosta, not Jim.

or Dim Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (bML9A)

328 308. Quite likely. Antifa are known to use it. Wouldn't surprise me if all sides came with the stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (fA1SL)

329 Happy birthday, Jane! 29 again!!! Have a margarita for us.

Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (UoSKV)

330 Talk about cultural appropriation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2017 04:46 PM (ZTRlp)

I'll issue a report later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (PY9jH)

331 321 His tweets read like middle school taunting in the hallway between classes.

Posted by: Mainah at August 14, 2017 04:44 PM (B+qrE)

I'll bet he was a terror at band camp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:46 PM (PY9jH)

This one time, he stuck a flute in his pussy.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (0mRoj)

I heard it was a piccolo.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (jxbfJ)

332 What a stupid time to be alive...

Social media has put new generations on the fast track to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

also you're Hitler

Posted by: Dimebag forever at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (pBbc6)

333 I didn't feel like I had to follow Mooch Obama's fashion. I don't feel like I have to dress like Melania or Ivanka. Is this just another example of leftist group-think? I just wear whatever I want, if I can afford it and it looks good on me.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (FQKBL)

334 Meh. He's no Rothko.

Posted by: J. Random Curmudgeonly Moron at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (ctuyM)

335 247 credit to the Banana Splits Contrarian, he was right about Scaramucci and i wasnt.

god bless fuckin' Snorky.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 14, 2017 04:37 PM (6FJW5)

It was ignoramus who sounded the biggest alarm. If BS was against him it was only to be contrarian.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (IDPbH)

336 Some High Schools played the anthem before the players got on the field so this shit couldn't happen

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (rmVvL)

337 Seattle Seahawks Player Michael Bennett Says He Will Sit Out National Anthem All Season

Hum so what's on next Sunday since I will not be watching the nfl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (5y11N)

I *actually* enjoy when battle-lines are being drawn. I'll get a lot done this NFL season while I boycott this NFL season. Again.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 14, 2017 04:49 PM (EgwCt)

338 335. No it wasn't.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 14, 2017 04:49 PM (fA1SL)

339 Come on everyone

Happy Birthday to Jane..

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2017 04:49 PM (pPKG5)

340 Happy birthday, Jane! 29 again!!! Have a margarita for us.

Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (UoSKV)

Thanks! They make a delish jalapeno one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:49 PM (PY9jH)

341 307 Seattle Seahawks Player Michael Bennett Says He Will Sit Out National Anthem All Season

Hum so what's on next Sunday since I will not be watching the nfl
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (5y11N)

Who needs tv? #RangeDay
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (jxbfJ)

Just got back from the range.. practicing with 9mm at 15 yds.

Posted by: kraken at August 14, 2017 04:49 PM (zSVEm)

342 328 308. Quite likely. Antifa are known to use it. Wouldn't surprise me if all sides came with the stuff.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (fA1SL)

That, plus the average presstard knows jack shit about weapons.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:49 PM (0mRoj)

343 Happy Birthday Jane !!!!

The feminist twisted genius Burleigh also had this to say in 1998 re: Clinton:
The President's foot lightly, and presumably accidentally, brushed mine once under the table. His hand touched my wrist while he was dealing the cards. When I got up and shook his hand at the end of the game, his eyes wandered over to my bike-wrecked, naked legs. And slowly it dawned on me as I walked away: He found me attractive.

I am sure he found you repulsive but being Clinton, he'd bang you anyway and think of Jennifer.

Posted by: Cheri at August 14, 2017 04:50 PM (oiNtH)

344 Pretty funny,I go to Instapundit and there is an ad for Michael Moore's show.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2017 04:50 PM (rmVvL)

345 I wonder if they're referring to personal self-defense spray as "tear gas."
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------

*recalls 'Rubber bullets' tweet by journalist*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2017 04:50 PM (OdK9v)

346 Smart people talk about ideas.
Slow people talk about other people.
Jimbo talks about himself.

Posted by: jd at August 14, 2017 04:51 PM (JX1fv)

347
"Only my presence elevates Jane's birthday to national holiday status."

- - Jim Acostco

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)

348 *recalls 'Rubber bullets' tweet by journalist*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2017 04:50 PM (OdK9v)
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Hee hee hee. I remember that too.

Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2017 04:51 PM (UoSKV)

349 345
*recalls 'Rubber bullets' tweet by journalist*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2017 04:50 PM (OdK9v)

Great old song by 10CC, too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 14, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)

350 I didn't give a shit when Scaramucci was hired and I didn't give a shit when he was fired.

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2017 04:51 PM (rmVvL)

351 I did Jim Acosta once, but I didn't inhale.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 14, 2017 04:51 PM (398bZ)

352 345 I wonder if they're referring to personal self-defense spray as "tear gas."
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------

*recalls 'Rubber bullets' tweet by journalist*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2017 04:50 PM (OdK9v)

That's what I was thinking of as well.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:51 PM (0mRoj)

353 Seattle Seahawks Player Michael Bennett Says He Will Sit Out National Anthem All Season

Hum so what's on next Sunday since I will not be watching the nfl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:45 PM (5y11N)

Who? Should show him how well that's worked out for Crapperdick

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2017 04:51 PM (493sH)

354 *recalls 'Rubber bullets' tweet by journalist*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2017 04:50 PM (OdK9v)

Was that when they thought earplugs from a shop were rubber bullets? The orange ones?

It would have been more tragic if they were the earplugs with the blue wire holding them together.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 14, 2017 04:51 PM (Ri/rl)

355 His name was Rafal Gan-Ganowicz.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 14, 2017 04:52 PM (fA1SL)

356 "Oh, Jim, and what did you say next?" *sigh*

He's so dreamy.

Posted by: Abby Normal at August 14, 2017 04:52 PM (cQO95)

357 What are " bike wrecked legs"?

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2017 04:52 PM (rmVvL)

358 Jim Acosta is a legend in his own mind.

Posted by: Strobe at August 14, 2017 04:52 PM (gbWkA)

359 didn't give a shit when Scaramucci was hired and I didn't give a shit when he was fired.
Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2017 04:51 PM (rmVvL)

I do miss his Fangango though....

Posted by: kraken at August 14, 2017 04:52 PM (zSVEm)

360 I love it.

He has to run to Twitter to beg his acolytes for butthurt salve and affirmation 'cause the President just roasted his ass.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 14, 2017 04:53 PM (oF/7l)

361 I love this thread. It's about Jim Acosta. I like Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:53 PM (Fmupd)

362 Was that when they thought earplugs from a shop were rubber bullets? The orange ones?

It would have been more tragic if they were the earplugs with the blue wire holding them together.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 14, 2017 04:51 PM (Ri/rl)

He's have said it was bolo shot.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:53 PM (0mRoj)

363 >>> Come on everyone Happy Birthday to Jane..
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2017 04:49 PM (pPKG5)

Appropriate image of the Horde's mutual feelings about Jane's birthday...

https://tinyurl.com/y9vntdnf

Posted by: LizLem at August 14, 2017 04:53 PM (hvf9s)

364 263 Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:37 PM (IDPbH)

Off sock

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 04:53 PM (aRXNK)

365 I wonder if they're referring to personal self-defense spray as "tear gas."
Posted by: Insomniac

Those tend to not work when they are thrown.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2017 04:53 PM (U76Nz)

366 The course of history would have been changed if Steiner had been Acosta.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2017 04:54 PM (ctuyM)

367 NOOD.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 14, 2017 04:54 PM (ukNFU)

368 Libertarian Party Commends North Korea As "Example Of More Freedom" Than America Then Apologizes...

-WZ

Once again the cult of Luap Nor doesn't disappoint.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 14, 2017 04:54 PM (mcI77)

369 365 I wonder if they're referring to personal self-defense spray as "tear gas."
Posted by: Insomniac

Those tend to not work when they are thrown.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2017 04:53 PM (U76Nz)

True, but I place no faith whatsoever in the ability of the press to accurately report much of anything, and especially not on the identification and deployment of weaponry.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 14, 2017 04:54 PM (0mRoj)

370 Sad!

Posted by: Crispian at August 14, 2017 04:54 PM (4JKSc)

371 The course of history would have been changed if Steiner had been Acosta.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2017 04:54 PM (ctuyM)

He would have rolled the Russians all the way back to Moscow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2017 04:55 PM (493sH)

372 What are " bike wrecked legs"?
Posted by: steevy
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Vertigo sufferers who insist on riding bicycles.

*crash!*

"I'm okay...I'm okaaay"

*remounts*

*crash!*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2017 04:56 PM (OdK9v)

373 it really pisses me off i even know who this clump of fucktarded cells is. hobos run smarter stuff off than this shithead by hand.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 14, 2017 04:56 PM (KP5rU)

374 'Rubber bullets' tweet by journalist
Rubber bullets tweet is on Laughable Ignorance, right? I saw journalist on that tour. They were opened for by Mindless Self-Indulgence.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 14, 2017 04:56 PM (eXSOZ)

375 Sources Say Jim Acosta Will Sit For National Anthem For Entire NFL Season

Posted by: This...is CNN at August 14, 2017 04:57 PM (O5Q3r)

376 The Red Sox will be trouncing the Yankees again.
Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2017 04:47 PM (UoSKV)

No doubt. That ship has sailed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:57 PM (5y11N)

377 Then the SPECTRE agent asked my name. I replied, "Jim, Jim Acosta."

Posted by: Strobe at August 14, 2017 04:57 PM (gbWkA)

378 The Left lives for moments like these.

Antifa are now national heroes.

They are doxxing everyone in sight, with glee, and are praised for doing do.

The "pushback" will be 10,000x stringer than the original offense.

Stupid neo-Nazis just ruined everything and handed the extreme left a golden ticket to mainstream acceptance.

Everything (even thoughts) even remotely non-socialist will now be banned, forbidden, outlawed and destroyed.

Too depressed to say anything else.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2017 04:57 PM (DQ4Fv)

379
Too depressed to say anything else.

Posted by: zombie
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Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance?

Posted by: simplemind at August 14, 2017 04:59 PM (T5GDD)

380 Acosta bravely said ... "you're retarded sir" ...

Acosta is a creepy ass cracker ... not that there's anything wrong with that

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2017 05:00 PM (7Ep0P)

381 Seattle Seahawks Player Michael Bennett Says He Will Sit Out National Anthem All Season

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Well, yoh know, they're all brain damaged.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 14, 2017 05:00 PM (Nwg0u)

382 330 Talk about cultural appropriation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2017 04:46 PM (ZTRlp)

I'll issue a report later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 14, 2017 04:48 PM (PY9jH)

We expect nothing less.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 14, 2017 05:03 PM (ZTRlp)

383 127 I want a picture of Jim Acosta stopping the column of Chinese tanks... as they are unable to get traction when his fetid entrails are sloshed across the roadway.

FIFY - don't mention it.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 14, 2017 05:06 PM (4hIeD)

384 When Antifa starts rioting in other cities they won't remain heroes. Even when BLM tore up Ferguson they ceased to be well thought by any normal person. Same with Occupy. Even liberals don't like their cities ruined.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2017 05:10 PM (iVOAv)

385 I condemn all media supremacists.

I especially disavow blue checkmark twitter, Jim Acosta and CNN, and "The Fox News Specialists."

>Note: Without Eric Bolling, the show should be renamed "The Special-less"

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 14, 2017 05:13 PM (fFfWq)

386 Its sad that his twitter feed reads like a fanboy circle jerk, all for a self congratulatory non-achieving utter prog cunt bag. Twitter is so bad about that though, you could tweet, "managed not to shit my pants today." and you would get thirty tweets telling how awesome you.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 14, 2017 05:19 PM (cGlgB)

387 It's gonna be just fantastic when both sides start wearing the masks.

Posted by: jd at August 14, 2017 05:23 PM (JX1fv)

388 Now "I know you are but what am I" is biting commentary?

Posted by: GeorgeLes at August 14, 2017 05:23 PM (+TcCF)

389 Jim Costco toots his own horn.

Posted by: Lester at August 14, 2017 05:27 PM (LfJIn)

390 238----what I heard was bullshit from the police chief..basically he said they were totally unprepared...he actually said they expected it to be peaceful and that is all you need to know. What a blithering idiot
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 14, 2017 04:35 PM (5y11N)
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That's about the gist of what I got too.

Amazing. The university had been badgering its employees and students for two weeks, telling them not to go to the event because violence was feared --- which is why one of my kids, who's at UVA, decided not to go snoop it out. (Thank heaven!)

For over a week McAuliffe and the Charlottesville city govt were hyping it to the media as a big, daaaaangerous moment to come!!!11!!!

And now the police chief is saying, "Geepers! We had no idea it could get nasty!"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 14, 2017 05:32 PM (0jtPF)

391 God I love this thread! It is about the most interesting and fascinating person I know.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 06:26 PM (UgF8H)

392 But seriously, what is the best thing about Jim Acosta? Jim Acosta would like to know what Jim Acosta thinks about that.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 06:27 PM (UgF8H)

393 I heard a rumor that later tonight, Jim Acosta was going to a party with Jim Acosta! They will have Pabst Blue Ribbon and watch Game of Thrones in their underwear.

Man, that Jim Acosta knows how to party!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 06:29 PM (UgF8H)

394 I am sure he found you repulsive but being Clinton, he'd bang you anyway and think of Jennifer.
Posted by: Cheri at August 14, 2017 04:50 PM (oiNtH

Bill Clinton's motto was " eight to eighty, blind, crippled or crazy." That SOB would fu@k a snake if someone held it's head.

Posted by: I'm A Traveling Man at August 14, 2017 06:32 PM (p3CfI)

395 I looked out a window and I saw the most incredible man, then I realized it was a mirror! So funny!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 14, 2017 06:32 PM (UgF8H)

396 Wasn't Jim Acosta one of the F.A.G. stars in Team America World Police?

Posted by: An Observation at August 14, 2017 06:41 PM (Zc788)

397 Jim Acosta says "nanny nanny wo wo "

Posted by: Sdharms at August 14, 2017 06:56 PM (JWwCc)

398 Acosta admits he is fake news and justifies it by claiming that Trump is a faker too: "Yes and I responded: "haven't you spread a lot of fake news yourself, sir?"

The "Yes" here is in response to Trump calling him fake news. Wow.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at August 14, 2017 07:46 PM (AphMS)

399 yeah, he's a tool.

he's also not, ya' know, wrong.

Posted by: tuft at August 14, 2017 08:14 PM (Sxaot)

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