A Very Moron Friday Fiction 100 Word Challenge

If you're not familiar with the concept, the Friday Fiction 100 word challenge presents you with a picture and nothing more. You take that picture and write a 100 word story based upon it. 100 words, no more, no less, on any subject the picture brings to mind. Well, last Friday's picture inspired me to write a very Moron story indeed.

Yesterday, there had been a house. A wife, family, cars. Clothes, for God's sake. A beautiful life stretching before me like a wonderful dream. It was all right here, the world my oyster, the future my slave.

My parents gave me every advantage. My education gave me impeccable training. My abilities gave me limitless opportunity.

It was to be my coronation, my investiture, my entree into a clique of powerful men and a lifetime of dominance, power and wealth. It was the beginning of everything I had lusted for for so very long.

Why the HELL did I buy Val-U-Rite?

There's nothing else in the queue, so open thread until the ONT.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 07:00 PM

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1 Can't top that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 13, 2017 06:42 PM (IcT7t)

2 On the way to the grocery store I randomly punched buttons on the car radio. On the NPR station I learned that Black Lives Matter has never engaged in any violence whereas the "other side" always does.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2017 06:43 PM (IqV8l)

3 The Swimmer

Posted by: Burt Lancaster at August 13, 2017 06:44 PM (OdK9v)

4 Every picture tells a story. Sometimes you don't want to hear it.

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2017 06:45 PM (BO/km)

5 "Buy Enron", they said...

Posted by: Lost Shirt...and pants at August 13, 2017 06:45 PM (OdK9v)

6 On the way to the grocery store I randomly punched buttons on the car
radio. On the NPR station I learned that Black Lives Matter has never
engaged in any violence whereas the "other side" always does.

Like the way those cops violently interfered with the free travel of BLM bullets in Dallas?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 13, 2017 06:45 PM (IcT7t)

7 The last thing I remember is, I said "Here, hold my beer..."

Posted by: Lost Shirt...and pants at August 13, 2017 06:46 PM (OdK9v)

8
"Why did I answer Greg Gutfeld's ad for a houseboy?"

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 13, 2017 06:46 PM (8O3HH)

9 "And you may find yourself
Living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself
In another part of the world
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?"

-HT D. Byrne

Posted by: Rihar at August 13, 2017 06:46 PM (+ao6J)

10 Did someone count the letters in Dave's story?

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2017 06:47 PM (BO/km)

11 It was just a little off the old ball sack. But no! I had to keep going.

Now look at me, hairless and homeless.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2017 06:48 PM (5VlCp)

12 But there was time now!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 13, 2017 06:48 PM (LTHVh)

13 >>Like the way those cops violently interfered with the free travel of BLM bullets in Dallas?

And NYC?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 06:49 PM (NOIQH)

14
"She was a beautiful Brazilian girl. Then, I woke up missing a kidney."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2017 06:49 PM (OdK9v)

15 I like the idea but I'll pass. Good story, though, WeirdDave.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2017 06:49 PM (0mRoj)

16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only Son that whoever believes in Him will not perish, but will have everlasting life.

Less than a hundred words but I don't know how to write anything more important.

Posted by: grammie winger - how could I dance with another WOO at August 13, 2017 06:49 PM (lwiT4)

17 Naked depressed guy? I got nothing.

Naked depressed guy in a lighthouse? The story writes itself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2017 06:49 PM (PXj2C)

18
Someone should do one of those Ice-T captions for that. "They told him it would just be a little gay-for-pay video"

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 13, 2017 06:49 PM (8O3HH)

19 I was up fifty points in the polls

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2017 06:50 PM (8ikIW)

20 >> On the NPR station I learned that Black Lives Matter has never

engaged in any violence whereas the "other side" always does.

Oh, so rioting, looting, and burning a neighborhood down is now considered non-violent?

The more you know!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 06:50 PM (NOIQH)

21 You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 13, 2017 06:50 PM (LTHVh)

22 Pets dot com.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2017 06:50 PM (IqV8l)

23 mostly peaceful

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 13, 2017 06:51 PM (LTHVh)

24 When you're sliding into first
And you're feeling something burst
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When your sliding into Second
And you're feeling something beckon
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a juicy Turd,
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your shorts are full of foam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 06:51 PM (f73RN)

25 Every violent act committed by a person who said they were associated with BLM really wasn't associated with BLM according to BLM thus BLM has never committed a violent act. Easy Peasy .

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 13, 2017 06:51 PM (IDPbH)

26 Ice-T caption: "And then they told him, squeal like a pig."

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 13, 2017 06:52 PM (8O3HH)

27 I'm better at short stories like:

"Gee I never noticed that mole on my leg before."

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2017 06:52 PM (BO/km)

28 Traps: Ghey or not Ghey.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 13, 2017 06:52 PM (XFue2)

29 Great story, Weirddave.

I was relieved to see that it was a tad bit shorter than your last story that you posted. Well, you posted the link to it.

And then I was gone for half an hour.

Posted by: bluebell at August 13, 2017 06:52 PM (UoSKV)

30 Hurricane Hillary ripped away the lighthouse from its foundation, as well as all the lighthouse-keeper's lighthouse-keeper uniform.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2017 06:52 PM (PXj2C)

31 Streak across the football field, they said.
It will be crazy, rebellious, and shocking, they said.
We'll all do this together, they promises.

Have you ever run 100 yards?
Naked?
Alone?

And they never said what I should do when I get to the other side.
I am so not joining this fraternity.
Well, maybe..
Can I get the pledges to do this next year?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 06:53 PM (NOIQH)

32 "Sitting on the stoop of the charred remains of Madame X's Umbrian villa, his chiseled buttocks cradled by its centuries-old Carrara marble, Paolo, naked but not spent, pondered whence his next bistecca alla fiorentina might come."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2017 06:53 PM (QGoUX)

33 That moment you learn that penis freckle is not a freckle.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 13, 2017 06:53 PM (XFue2)

34 But all the people said my clothes were beautiful. It's tough being the King. Screw it, I still think I look fabulous. Off with their Heads!!!!

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 13, 2017 06:54 PM (IDPbH)

35 This riot was Left on Left.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 06:55 PM (f73RN)

36 God created Val-u-Rite so the Morons would not take over the world.

-- something some Irish guy said

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 13, 2017 06:55 PM (FQKBL)

37 >> Traps: Ghey or not Ghey.

Not if they have a feminine penis.

Posted by: Actual 4Chan guidance on the question at August 13, 2017 06:55 PM (8O3HH)

38 Know what? This would make one hell of a nice sculpture.

Posted by: Auguste Rodin at August 13, 2017 06:55 PM (PXj2C)

39 The proud samurai of the highest standing and repute was no more. Now he was lower than ronin, of the very class that was want to provide the human cordage needed to test the quality of a newly quenched samurai's soul.

Just one night amidst the lanterns of the floating world was enough to undo all of that. With rounds of sake toasts set to the plucking of a samisen; swords, armor, and clothes vanished until only a ragged loincloth was left. All unnoticed until a swish of fox tails revealed him sitting on the stairs to an empty lot.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 13, 2017 06:56 PM (BTvE8)

40 Life Sucks, and Then You Die.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2017 06:56 PM (Vevy5)

41 38 Know what? This would make one hell of a nice sculpture.
Posted by: Auguste Rodin at August 13, 2017 06:55 PM (PXj2C)

You think?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 13, 2017 06:56 PM (IDPbH)

42 32 "Sitting on the stoop of the charred remains of Madame X's Umbrian villa, his chiseled buttocks cradled by its centuries-old Carrara marble, Paolo, naked but not spent, pondered whence his next bistecca alla fiorentina might come."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2017 06:53 PM (QGoUX)

Suburban soccer mom, paid for with child support money from her ex husband.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2017 06:56 PM (0mRoj)

43 Know what? This would make one hell of a nice sculpture.
Posted by: Auguste Rodin at August 13, 2017 06:55 PM (PXj2C)
---------

My first thought was "The Thinker," too!

Posted by: bluebell at August 13, 2017 06:56 PM (daKwC)

44 Ricardo was no longer beautiful, but women seldom realized that when caught in his charm as the Olsen Twins were.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 06:57 PM (f73RN)

45
Yeah, he's The Thinker. With his dick.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 13, 2017 06:57 PM (8O3HH)

46 37 >> Traps: Ghey or not Ghey.

Not if they have a feminine penis.
Posted by: Actual 4Chan guidance on the question at August 13, 2017 06:55 PM (8O3HH)

Your own feminine penis
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2017 06:57 PM (0mRoj)

47 Can I request a formatting cleanup to my contribution?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 13, 2017 06:57 PM (BTvE8)

48 Can I request a formatting cleanup to my contribution?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 13, 2017 06:57 PM (BTvE8

Noh.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Customer Service Dept. at August 13, 2017 06:59 PM (PXj2C)

49 46 Your own feminine penis
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2017 06:57 PM (0mRoj)

*slow clap*

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2017 06:59 PM (Vevy5)

50 ....and they didn't even give me the VANDERSEXXX t-shirt they promised in their flyer!!

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GmDl0Tp4DI)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 07:00 PM (NOIQH)

51 My first thought was "The Thinker," too!
Posted by: bluebell at August 13, 2017 06:56 PM (daKwC)

That's so meta.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2017 07:00 PM (PXj2C)

52 His neighbors had enough of the ghetto appearance of the property, and called the County Code officer to file a complaint.

Randolph despaired of ever meeting the 15 day deadline for compliance.

He knew he would have to pay the fine.

So, he rent his clothing and sat and started sobbing, maintaining his relationship with his feminine side.

Not a pretty picture.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:01 PM (f73RN)

53 I don't know what's wrong . I've been fasting . I've followed all of the expert's advice and yet I still can't obtain the rippled abs I seek. Hot naked yoga is the last thing I'll attempt or my nic is not ace of spades.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 13, 2017 07:01 PM (IDPbH)

54 Your Betters
Want You Dead
So They Can Have
Guilt-Free Steak
BURMA SHAVE

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2017 07:01 PM (Vevy5)

55 Right...

AoS, come for the Noh and stay for the bukake kabuki.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 13, 2017 07:02 PM (BTvE8)

56 Charlottesville mayor largely blames Trump for white supremacist violence

Oh course he does

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2017 07:02 PM (auHtY)

57 Time to get a new mayor in Charlottesville.
I nominate Scaramouche.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:03 PM (f73RN)

58 "It was only after the costly foundation pour that Cletus learned that ADA compliance would require a wheelchair ramp."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2017 07:03 PM (PXj2C)

59 Professor Heifenschmitz told me the serum would make me invisible. Sure, it sounded insane, but hey, he'd never lied to me before.

After I took all my clothes off (he said the serum wouldn't work on them), I swallowed the foul-tasting viscous concoction in a single gulp. "Now what?" I asked.

"We should test it out!", the Professor replied. "Go run down to the Bernie Sanders rally and see if anyone notices you!"

As I headed out the door of his garage to the town swear, I could swear I heard him cackling maniacally.

Looking back, it was a hell of a practical joke.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 13, 2017 07:03 PM (rJUlF)

60 Why did I believe she was famous?

I've never even heard of Lena Dunham

Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2017 07:04 PM (XQvuQ)

61 WD, is Val-U-Rite one word or 3?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: tbodie at August 13, 2017 07:04 PM (7a8uF)

62 >>>Your own feminine penis
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2017 06:57 PM (0mRoj)

(spit take, followed by loud laughter)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 13, 2017 07:05 PM (rJUlF)

63 "I should have known better than to go to a hotel with a hot girl that came on to me in the subway. I really should have known better than to let her handcuff me to the bed. But how could I have known that she was going to steal my clothes?"

Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2017 07:06 PM (ANIFC)

64 That picture reminds me of the logo for The American Thinker. Am I the only one who thinks Uncle Same looks sorrowfully constipated sitting on that stump?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 07:06 PM (89VjS)

65 It was like 3-Card Monte, only with penises.

To this day, Reggie is still bitter that he never won.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2017 07:06 PM (Vevy5)

66 The naked thinker was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very pensive.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2017 07:07 PM (rZ+mb)

67 Alone. Lonely.
Raw, blistered and violated. Naked and ashamed of the unwanted penetration.

Flashback: 6 hours ago. His oily limo slid up next to me , waxy and shiny, throbbing with abused power.

"Hi , Honey!", he teased, "What's a cutiepie like you doing in a nasty little conservative backwater like this?"

"Um, aren't you ...?"

"Ever been with a Senator?", he asked , swishing his hips hypnotically. " Once you GOPAC you'll never go back!"
So I took the ride, and the hundred bucks.

Broken, sad, bleeding. My heart is broken. Just like my anus.

Dear Senator Lindsey Graham...Call me?

Posted by: Pornhub at August 13, 2017 07:08 PM (2wRtc)

68 His house blew away in a tornado, and the insurance was inadequate for the re-build.

He should have got Liberty Mutual instead.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:08 PM (f73RN)

69 Hmmm--what's he looking at?

Posted by: Caliban at August 13, 2017 07:09 PM (QE8X6)

70 I have no idea why that was my nick.

But I am definitely going to find out.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 13, 2017 07:09 PM (2wRtc)

71 Looks like Paolo finally got caught.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2017 07:09 PM (gC2IV)

72 Wait, it's Friday?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2017 07:10 PM (OdK9v)

73 And as I stood in front of the guru, having climbed such heights and endured such cold, he beckoned me closer to his wizened face with a bony, shriveled finger. Looking deeply into my eyes with his steely gaze, he whispered into my ear...

"You could save 15% on your car insurance by calling Geico."

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2017 07:10 PM (Vevy5)

74 Better Anna?

Posted by: Weirddave at August 13, 2017 07:11 PM (0otiP)

75 ~~for sale. baby shoes. never worn.~~

sold!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 13, 2017 07:11 PM (AxFdW)

76 Oh yes they call him the streak,
Fastest thing on two feet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2017 07:11 PM (gC2IV)

77 BREAKING: All-American Nude Spelling Bee Finalist Whiffs Title On "Quiescent" Which Does Not Start With A "K"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2017 07:11 PM (PXj2C)

78 But did he name the house Brad?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 13, 2017 07:11 PM (FQKBL)

79 100 word challenge (base 2):

"These steps have splinters!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2017 07:12 PM (rZ+mb)

80 His house blew away in a tornado, and the insurance was inadequate for the re-build.

He should have got Liberty Mutual instead.
Posted by: ALH
-------

"At Farmers, we've seen everything...now."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2017 07:12 PM (OdK9v)

81
4Chan later defined "feminine penis" as a small appendage that smells of papaya and mango, that when stimulated secretes Snuggle fabric softener. After secretion, the owner cries and wants to cuddle.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 13, 2017 07:12 PM (8O3HH)

82 It's Jake, from State Farm.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:12 PM (f73RN)

83 This season on Discovery network, "Naked and Afraid: San Francisco!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 07:13 PM (NOIQH)

84 "The women at this nudist camp do not look like the ones in the brochure. And instead of a private cabin I gotta share with 3 other nude dudes. And I'm getting splinters from these wooden steps. I can't believe I let the Horde talk me into this."

Posted by: Ain't sayin' at August 13, 2017 07:13 PM (6NBNe)

85 This was all the house he could afford in Northern California.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:13 PM (f73RN)

86 "The women at this nudist camp do not look like the ones in the brochure
___
Just because I have a penis does not mean I'm not feminine and pretty!

Posted by: Some Liberal Nudist at August 13, 2017 07:15 PM (aZq03)

87 Bum da dum dum bum bum bum!

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at August 13, 2017 07:15 PM (FQKBL)

88 Better Anna?
Posted by: Weirddave at August 13, 2017 07:11 PM (0otiP)

Oh, SOME FANCY-SCHMANCY COMMENTERS get editing services while us with our cardboard memberships have to stare at our stupid typos for all eternity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2017 07:15 PM (PXj2C)

89 There's editing?

I'm still waiting for ampersands.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:16 PM (f73RN)

90 Thank you Weird Dave.

Oh on the book thread Smallish Bees is asking advice on what to do next now that it seems her novel is finished.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 13, 2017 07:16 PM (BTvE8)

91 Oh, SOME FANCY-SCHMANCY COMMENTERS get editing services while us with our cardboard memberships have to stare at our stupid typos for all eternity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2017 07:15 PM (PXj2C)

Ha! That's "typoes".

Posted by: Dan Quayle at August 13, 2017 07:16 PM (rZ+mb)

92 *plays Yakety Sax on a loop*

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2017 07:17 PM (Vevy5)

93 "You'd think that with a distinctive name like 'Mapplethorp' it would have clicked, but I honestly thought it was a typical nude modeling gig...until he pulled out the whip and told me - sob! - just come pick me up, OK?"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 07:17 PM (NOIQH)

94 Is Dan Quale still alive?

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:17 PM (f73RN)

95 "The poker game had lasted well into the night, but Pepe, on a roll , confident and waving away his host's generous offer of a bowl of Kaboom , insisted on One Last Hand. And then three more. Every gain was soon lost, and after that, the car. Then the clothes, each grudgingly peeled off one at a time until naked and alone he sat pondering his fate as multiple mosquitos bit his dick...."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 07:17 PM (89VjS)

96 67 . Linseed's a top!??

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2017 07:17 PM (eO2Z0)

97 Is Dan Quale still alive?

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:17 PM (f73RN)

Ha, ha! That's "alivee".

Posted by: Dan Quayle at August 13, 2017 07:18 PM (rZ+mb)

98 This picture reminds me of the ening of The Swimmer which was brought up on the Movie Thread.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2017 07:18 PM (pPKG5)

99 We spent this week-end being a couple of lazy bums.

It was glorious!

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:18 PM (f73RN)

100 Charlottesville was stage managed by the Crazy Right wanting a protest incident, and then the Left planning to turn into a full-blown media evident.

And then a loner gave the Left what it could only hope for -- a body count.

The Left/MSM have figured out that RussiaRussiaRussia is played and want a new Big Anti-Trump Meme. And Steve Bannon's head. Because ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 13, 2017 07:19 PM (pV/54)

101 FFS, man feet are ugly. FFS, man feet are ugly.
FFS, man feet are ugly. FFS, man feet are ugly.
FFS, man feet are ugly. FFS, man feet are ugly.
FFS, man feet are ugly. FFS, man feet are ugly.
FFS, man feet are ugly. FFS, man feet are ugly.
FFS, man feet are ugly. FFS, man feet are ugly.
FFS, man feet are ugly. FFS, man feet are ugly.
FFS, man feet are ugly. FFS, man feet are ugly.
FFS, man feet are ugly. FFS, man feet are ugly.
FFS, man feet are ugly. FFS, man feet are ugly.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at August 13, 2017 07:19 PM (/qEW2)

102 Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always writes... at August 13, 2017 07:20 PM (Tyii7)

103 Seen in newspaper classified ad:

******

"Baby Shoes.

For Sale.

Never Worn."

****

What a story...

It was created by some old tyme famous writer on a dare that he couldn't write a story consisting of only six words.

Or something like that.

Posted by: Taco Shack at August 13, 2017 07:21 PM (C+qQ0)

104 Moroccan penis smells like ass and coriander, but mostly like ass.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 13, 2017 07:21 PM (6FqZa)

105 104 Prove it.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:21 PM (f73RN)

106 We are Farmers! Bum ba bum bum bum bum bum
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Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2017 07:22 PM (0mRoj)

107 Is that picture titled "Job"?

Posted by: ghbucky at August 13, 2017 07:22 PM (D2q91)

108 Trump's numbers had just started to climb out of the basement too, but please, it's not a conspiracy.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 07:22 PM (89VjS)

109 Moroccan penis smells like ass and coriander, but mostly like ass.

You call that a penis?

Posted by: A Rabid Burro at August 13, 2017 07:22 PM (PXj2C)

110 Well I guess this just proves if one asks nicely that things can get accomplished. Guess I now have another short story to add to the collection.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 13, 2017 07:23 PM (BTvE8)

111 Moroccan penis smells like ass and coriander, but mostly like ass.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 13, 2017 07:21 PM (6FqZa)
============================

I went on a boat ride with a Moroccan man last Wednesday. He actually smelled quite nice. Although it could have been the mojito.

Posted by: grammie winger - how could I dance with another WOO at August 13, 2017 07:23 PM (lwiT4)

112 Another couple of elections coming up on August 15th in Alabama and Utah.

Trump endorsed one of the guys in AL. Hope he wins, just to show the Khans of the MSM that they are still missing the target.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:24 PM (f73RN)

113 103 Seen in newspaper classified ad:

******

"Baby Shoes.

For Sale.

Never Worn."

****

What a story...

It was created by some old tyme famous writer on a dare that he couldn't write a story consisting of only six words.

Or something like that.

Posted by: Taco Shack at August 13, 2017 07:21 PM (C+qQ0)

Hemingway.

Posted by: Gorilla nut at August 13, 2017 07:24 PM (6NBNe)

114 On the NPR station I learned that Black Lives Matter has never engaged in any violence whereas the "other side" always does.

-
On WZ is a photo of a #BLM using a mini-flamethrower on a guy with a CBF.

But it's a peaceful flamethrower.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 13, 2017 07:25 PM (Nwg0u)

115 Gorilla nut at August 13, 2017 07:24 PM (6NBNe)

Cool. Thanks for the knowledge.

Posted by: Taco Shack at August 13, 2017 07:25 PM (C+qQ0)

116 Maybe Kelly finally got to Trump. No tweets today.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 07:26 PM (89VjS)

117 Not to shoot my mouth off but I wrote the Baby Shoes thing.

Posted by: Ernest H. at August 13, 2017 07:26 PM (bc2Lc)

118 whence his next bistecca alla fiorentina might come."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 13, 2017 06:53 PM (QGoUX)

That stuff needs to be sent back to the kitchen. It's raw.

Posted by: gNewt at August 13, 2017 07:27 PM (m/vQu)

119 Not to shoot my mouth off but I wrote the Baby Shoes thing.
Posted by: Ernest H. at August 13, 2017 07:26 PM (bc2Lc)

Impossible. The baby would have shot a lion.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2017 07:27 PM (PXj2C)

120
Not to shoot my mouth off but I wrote the Baby Shoes thing.
Posted by: Ernest

I know what you mean.

Posted by: Vern at August 13, 2017 07:27 PM (IqV8l)

121 Ernest T Bass is a writer?

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:27 PM (f73RN)

122 A flamenwurfer?

Talk about the perfect justification for a sniper.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 13, 2017 07:27 PM (BTvE8)

123 That stuff needs to be sent back to the kitchen. It's raw.
Posted by: gNewt at August 13, 2017 07:27 PM (m/vQu)

Don't. I'll eat it.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 13, 2017 07:28 PM (PXj2C)

124
No joke. I had a dream about MeAgain. She was interviewing Rush Limbaugh. Naked. She started out flat chested. IBTC. Then they grew.

This vexes me. What could it mean.........

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 13, 2017 07:28 PM (8O3HH)

125 More horror stories in 6 words (inspired by Hemingway dare/bet):
https://www.wired.com/2006/11/very-short-stories/

The baby's blood type? Human, mostly.- Orson Scott Card

I'm dead. I've missed you. Kiss...?- Neil Gaiman

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 07:28 PM (NOIQH)

126 "Madame President doorplate"

For Sale

Never installed

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 07:28 PM (89VjS)

127 Darmok.
And Jalad.

At Tanagra.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2017 07:29 PM (Vevy5)

128 I have no idea why I'm sitting on these steps. It is damp and the moss itches my backside. I seem to remember that the evening started out well. There was a beautiful girl with reddish hair wearing a long teal dress. The girl had " come hither" look as she moved seductively behind the logs and called, "Follow me and have some fun...Follow me". I started to take my clothes and the next thing I remember was lying face down on the ground with a splitting headache Now where the hell are my keys?-where the hell is my car? Who am I anyway?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 07:29 PM (iVOAv)

129 Trump endorsed one of the guys in AL. Hope he wins, just to show the Khans of the MSM that they are still missing the target.
Posted by: ALH

I will not rant about Luther Strange.
I will not rant about Luther Strange.
I will not rant about Luther Strange.
I will not rant about Luther Strange.
I will not rant about Luther Strange.
I will not rant about Luther Strange.
I will not rant about Luther Strange.
I will not rant about Luther Strange.
I will not rant about Luther Strange.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at August 13, 2017 07:30 PM (66CWr)

130 You used "opportunity" twice in one paragraph.

Posted by: fiction critic at August 13, 2017 07:30 PM (y6P/1)

131 What was needed at that riot was some Roof Koreans. They'd be taking care of business.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:30 PM (f73RN)

132 "Luther Strange" is a great name for a band.
Seriously.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 07:31 PM (89VjS)

133 Is his full name Luther Lex Strange?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 13, 2017 07:31 PM (BTvE8)

134 She tempted me to go skinny dipping and we had a wonderful time I thought. I genuinely believed we had something until I got out and my clothes were gone. Turning, I found she was gone as well.

So here I sit, like The Thinking Man asking myself, how will I ever explain my nakedness to my wife & children ;-)

Posted by: nmewn at August 13, 2017 07:31 PM (ijSqk)

135 The wife, she said she wouldn't take everything I own.

She lied. Anyone got a fig leaf I can borrow?

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2017 07:31 PM (6jaju)

136 130 You used "opportunity" twice in one paragraph.
Posted by: fiction critic at August 13, 2017 07:30 PM (y6P/1)

He likes opportunity.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2017 07:32 PM (0mRoj)

137 I knew I only had a few minutes to live if the doorbell rang. Her unbuttoned robe had revealed a couple of sweet melons just begging to be tasted from the very beginning, what was it? Less than 15 minutes ago. Then she sat on the couch and spread her legs showing me the part of her needing attention. Then the doorbell rang!!! Then my pager went off!!! Where's my pager?????!!!???
Oh, wait, it's the alarm clock. Whewww, that was a near thing.

Posted by: Eromero at August 13, 2017 07:33 PM (zLDYs)

138 You used "opportunity" twice in one paragraph.

Good catch. Thanks.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 13, 2017 07:33 PM (0otiP)

139 If you can't be a good example, at least be a horrible warning.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:33 PM (f73RN)

140 I was warned of the consequences of taunting Happy Fun Ball. Why, oh why, did I not listen?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, SERENITY NOW! at August 13, 2017 07:35 PM (66CWr)

141 What's wrong with Luther Strange? He was endorsed by the NRA.
You're not going to get the Kennedy's in Alabama, you know.
You're going to get Rednecks. The state is infested with them.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 07:35 PM (f73RN)

142 Horror story:

Voices never allow me to sleep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 07:35 PM (iVOAv)

143 Flamethrower picture.

https://tinyurl.com/ybyzgvp9

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 13, 2017 07:35 PM (Nwg0u)

144 No link to Darleen and Smitty for the challenge?

Great story though.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at August 13, 2017 07:36 PM (l8vLt)

145 Fen - thanks for getting back to me, was suprised to see that reference

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2017 07:37 PM (pPKG5)

146 Readers digest condensed version of the hundred words.

April 16th 2018 if Hillary won.

Posted by: X-ray at August 13, 2017 07:37 PM (zoSd2)

147 >>"Madame President doorplate"
For Sale
Never installed

Heh! How about...

Another crisis?
Former president
tweets selfie

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 07:38 PM (NOIQH)

148 "Stay away from the guy's shed," the deputy had warned him. He'd intended to the time he was caught tugging at the padlock; mumbled something stupid about looking for his cat.

Getting nabbed this time was more embarrassing than he'd ever imagined but the exhilaration of what he'd glimpsed though the single grimy window haunted him...became irresistible. He'd gained entry but was soon found, nude, burrowed within the bliss of his neighbor's secret stash of...things.

Now he'd pay. Wife already locked him out, naked and cold. His photo's probably already on Facebook. He'd lose coblogger status for sure.

Posted by: doomed at August 13, 2017 07:40 PM (UW4Uc)

149 "I'm ready," I said. "It's time we finally had it out with those leftist bastards. It's time for a civil war."

And so I went onto my favorite blog and commented, agitating for secession as I typed. Then I went into the closet and donned my gray uniform. I looked just like Patrick Swayze from "North and South."

Then they came and took everything. Brick by brick, they dismantled the house, and they stole my Confederate uniform from off of my body, right down to my rebel flag underwear.

Civil war. I clearly didn't think it all the way through.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 13, 2017 07:40 PM (zkGZ8)

150 Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 07:28 PM (NOIQH)

There she was. Naked. Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 13, 2017 07:40 PM (IDPbH)

151 I'm smart, not like people say. I'm not dumb, like they say! Even if I'm a Yankee's Fan, I'm smart!
I'm smart, not like people say. I'm not dumb, like they say! Even if I'm a Yankee's Fan, I'm smart!
I'm smart, not like people say. I'm not dumb, like they say! Even if I'm a Yankee's Fan, I'm smart!
I'm smart, not like people say. I'm not dumb, like they say! Even if I'm a Yankee's Fan, I'm smart!
I'm smart, not like people say. I'm not dumb, like they say! Even if I'm a Yankee's Fan, I'm smart!

Posted by: New Yawk Sports Fan at August 13, 2017 07:41 PM (OkKDg)

152 very, very, very, very pensive.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2017 07:07 PM (rZ+mb)
------------

Reminds me of a book report on Peter Rabbit.

https://youtu.be/IPibAvHU1-U

Posted by: bluebell at August 13, 2017 07:41 PM (UoSKV)

153 Okay, Im a dumb ass.I followed her. It was the shape of her neck, when she looked over her shoulder, and would goof on me. It was her full lips, and wild dark hair, that would weaken my knees. And she knew it.

She told me to meet her in Cameron La.her home town, in three weeks and could have a good time in the French Quarter. Maybe a small vacation in the bleak February.

That night it was warm. She called me to meet her at the bayou train station. She insisted that I should be nude pon her arrival. It was 11PM and I sat on the steps, contemplating my situation. Then a sport convertible rolled into the station.....

Posted by: redenzo at August 13, 2017 07:41 PM (5wSNN)

154 WD:

Your short story is lyrical. Poetic, even. Sadly, true for many.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 13, 2017 07:42 PM (TdMsT)

155
You used "opportunity" twice in one paragraph.

===

You only knocked it once.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 13, 2017 07:43 PM (2wRtc)

156 "Luther Strange" is a great name for a band.
Seriously.

-
Are you guys familiar with the Swedish metal band Sabaton? They do hard core metal military history. Not profound but kind've fun.

Panzerkampf about the Battle of Kursk.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dcab4_-ooj8

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 13, 2017 07:44 PM (Nwg0u)

157 @28 Traps: Ghey or not Ghey.
----------------

So if a lesbian hires someone out, and it turns out that someone is a trap, is it gay?

Posted by: junior at August 13, 2017 07:44 PM (Q6qiA)

158 Hillary. Coked up and feelin' randy!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 07:45 PM (NOIQH)

159 >> So if a lesbian hires someone out, and it turns
>> out that someone is a trap, is it gay?

Who knows. But if you fap to that on Pornhub, is that gay?

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at August 13, 2017 07:47 PM (8O3HH)

160 You slowed down
after movin' too fast
Cold concrete under your ass
The shrooms wore off
and left you queasy
And this 'hood has got you
Feelin' uneasy!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 13, 2017 07:47 PM (IcT7t)

161 I spent $130 million dollars running for President, lost, and now I am naked and alone.

Posted by: Jeb! at August 13, 2017 07:48 PM (5VlCp)

162 His thoughts floated across the lake like a birds' fallen feather, unlike his previous bowling ball attempt.

Posted by: Corona at August 13, 2017 07:48 PM (CdcqV)

163 @39 All unnoticed until a swish of fox tails revealed him sitting on the stairs to an empty lot.
---------------

Happened to be running around Seoul the other day in the online game Secret World Legends, and noticed that the hotel in that zone is the 'Kumiho Hotel'. Caused me to briefly wonder what the chances were that an actual Korean would really give their hotel that name.

Posted by: junior at August 13, 2017 07:49 PM (Q6qiA)

164 "The aliens beamed me down. Said it was the new Garden of Eden. We were to populate the new Earth. Around the corner came my mate...Lena Dunham.

Where is a damn apple tree when you need one?"

Posted by: Ain't sayin' at August 13, 2017 07:49 PM (6NBNe)

165 That poor gerbil...

Posted by: josephistan at August 13, 2017 07:50 PM (ANIFC)

166 I.A.W. - I gotta listen to that

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2017 07:50 PM (pPKG5)

167 She took everything from me. I had know idea that come hither gaze and how she looked in that shear pantsuit would lead me to destruction. She took it all, my clothes, my keys, my sperm. How could I Wes Hubell, fall so low. Dam you Valu-rite. Dam you Hillary. Though you'll never be president

Posted by: morigu at August 13, 2017 07:51 PM (oH1Ci)

168 Man's Country. Barry entrance in rear.

Posted by: 6 Words. 1 Preezy at August 13, 2017 07:51 PM (bc2Lc)

169

"Luther Strange" is a great name for a band.
Seriously.

How about Agnes Strange?

https://youtu.be/5eiKEwOww_Y

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2017 07:52 PM (IqV8l)

170 No joke. I had a dream about MeAgain. She was interviewing Rush Limbaugh. Naked. She started out flat chested. IBTC. Then they grew.

This vexes me. What could it mean.........
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 13, 2017 07:28 PM (8O3HH)

Apparently you think Rush has a superpower.

Posted by: tbodie at August 13, 2017 07:52 PM (7a8uF)

171 The townsfolk told me "Don't go in those woods. They are haunted by an evil spirit." But I don't believe in that spirit crap, and the day was lovely with bright sunshine and not a cloud in sight.

I'm a dumbass. That photo shows me as the search party finally found me -- naked and afraid. Very afraid. As they wrapped me in a blanket, they told me just how lucky I was. Most victims look like a deflated balloon.

Her awful screech alone will haunt my life forever.

This is how I came to meet The Witch Of Chappaqua.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2017 07:52 PM (6jaju)

172 Weeping for his lost place in The Matrix.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 13, 2017 07:52 PM (IcT7t)

173 145-You're welcome, Skip. Here are some nice quotes from the works of Fenelon:

http://tinyurl.com/ydy55jr9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 07:53 PM (iVOAv)

174 They made me...beyond just human.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2017 07:53 PM (0mRoj)

175 " Another Life Destroyed By Toilet Brittle"

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 13, 2017 07:54 PM (2wRtc)

176 @133 Is his full name Luther Lex Strange?
-------------------

I don't suppose he has a doctorate, does he?

Posted by: junior at August 13, 2017 07:54 PM (Q6qiA)

177 "What's wrong with Luther Strange? He was endorsed by the NRA."

Some of us have sour memories of the NRA's previous endorsements of Harry Reid and Kirsten Gillibrand.

Strange also has the Mitch McConnell machine aggressively pulling for him. That's potently bad medicine right there.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 13, 2017 07:55 PM (ujwCG)

178 Brand New Swastika Flag

Barely used

Will trade for BLM flag....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 07:55 PM (89VjS)

179 Strange also has the Mitch McConnell machine aggressively pulling for him. That's potently bad medicine right there.

The "Mitch McConnell Machine." Gee, that sounds intimidating as hell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2017 07:56 PM (PXj2C)

180 NFL players are sitting down for the national anthem again.

*sigh*

Posted by: FireHorse at August 13, 2017 07:56 PM (zkGZ8)

181 I looked at the data. It appeared that, in the

aggregate, women were more artistic, and men were more analytical.

That doesn't mean women can't be analytical, or men cannot

be artistic. There are always exceptions to the rule. And

this wasn't even a rule, just an aggregate outcome. Surely

one can understand that. So, I told them of my

findings, and urged them to find a way to be

less authoritarian. I expected the outrage, but not to this

extent. Such hatred! Such vitriol! Such calls for violence! They

doxxed me and burned my big house down. Fucking Google.

Posted by: Fired Google Engineer at August 13, 2017 07:56 PM (8iiMU)

182 6 word horror

He remembered it in excruciating detail.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 07:57 PM (iVOAv)

183
NFL players are sitting down for the national anthem again.

It won't, but it should make keep/cut decisions easier.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 13, 2017 07:57 PM (IcT7t)

184 Fen - Will check it out as I am constantly looking up things I read

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2017 07:58 PM (pPKG5)

185 So this is what it's like...when doves cry.

Posted by: Corona at August 13, 2017 07:58 PM (CdcqV)

186 Six word horror?

His date tonight was Chelsea Manning.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 13, 2017 07:59 PM (BTvE8)

187 I saw Mitch McConnell Machine open for Jodie Foster's Army at SkateFest '92.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 08:00 PM (RrhD2)

188 I.A.W. - Wow that was cool, history told by metal.
Am going to pass that on the gaming website

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2017 08:00 PM (pPKG5)

189 >>NFL players are sitting down for the national anthem again.

What's the point?
I don't recall them saying when they would stop. Think Colin K. just said he would do it until mumble all #BLM's vague demands met mumble.
So this is how they want it to be going forward?
Buh-bye, NFL!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 08:00 PM (NOIQH)

190 Six word horror.

The bacon said, "I"m not bacon."

Posted by: doomed at August 13, 2017 08:00 PM (UW4Uc)

191 Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2017 07:58 PM (pPKG5)

The best book of Fenelon is his collected religious writings. It's published by some RC publisher but a short nice collection of some of his letters is either "Letting Go" or "The Seeking Heart."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 08:00 PM (iVOAv)

192 Six word horror.

"Come hug Mama, baby," gurgled Hillary.

Posted by: doomed at August 13, 2017 08:01 PM (UW4Uc)

193 189 >>NFL players are sitting down for the national anthem again.

What's the point?
I don't recall them saying when they would stop. Think Colin K. just said he would do it until mumble all #BLM's vague demands met mumble.
So this is how they want it to be going forward?
Buh-bye, NFL!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 08:00 PM (NOIQH)

Wait. I thought it was his story for the naked man pic.
Crap.

Posted by: Gorilla g at August 13, 2017 08:02 PM (6NBNe)

194 Life at the nudist colony was not all it was cracked up to be.

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 13, 2017 08:02 PM (V8zw+)

195 @4- freaked
But rarely, if ever, am I disappointed to hear Every Picture Tells a Story.

Haven't heard anything of Roy Moore since the mid 90's or so.
Loved him back then though and I doubt he's changed much.

Posted by: teej at August 13, 2017 08:03 PM (flbmJ)

196 >>It won't, but it should make keep/cut decisions easier.

Between Colin not getting a contract* and the recent poll confirming that yes, the protests did cause people to stop watching, I'm thinking owner understand how repellent this is.

*Think I read that he turned down 1 offer so that he could stur up this sh#t about him being punished for activism

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 08:03 PM (NOIQH)

197 When Carnies Court

Posted by: Corona at August 13, 2017 08:03 PM (CdcqV)

198 It won't, but it should make keep/cut decisions easier.

Posted by: Blanco Basura
________

I wonder how many of these NFL players who feel compelled to make such gestures have noticed the resemblance of the league's logo to the American flag.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 13, 2017 08:03 PM (zkGZ8)

199 Six word horror.

"Obama? Not my work," Pazuzu objected.

Posted by: doomed at August 13, 2017 08:05 PM (UW4Uc)

200 Bill Cosby. Poured me. A drink.

Posted by: Black Outs Matter at August 13, 2017 08:05 PM (bc2Lc)

201 It won't be long before the NFL....moves to ban the cameras from filming kneeling , sitting--or otherwise protesting players.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 08:05 PM (89VjS)

202 There's an episode of Firefly that opens like this.

Ep. 11 "Trash"

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 13, 2017 08:06 PM (V8zw+)

203 Six word incongruity.

My shadow stretched ahead at noon.

Posted by: doomed at August 13, 2017 08:07 PM (UW4Uc)

204 I.A.W. - Wow that was cool, history told by metal.
Am going to pass that on the gaming website

-
They're topics range from Thermopylae to Enduring Freedom. As Swedes, they remember Gustavus Adolphus and hit the Tbirty Years War more than one might expect.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 13, 2017 08:08 PM (Nwg0u)

205 I was born down a long gravel road in a farm house with a long gravel lane. We had chickens and sheep. I couldn't wait to get away so after high school and a BS later I was accepted to a PhD program at Harvard where I studied gender weirdness and become unsure of my pronoun. Next thing I knew I had a terrible headache and my rectum hurt so I sat on the cool marble steps and cried in the darkness of the heart of darkness,

Posted by: colfax mingo at August 13, 2017 08:08 PM (5Vhac)

206 With the exception of it probably bring a smile to my face when I happen to hear someone like Jordy has done well, I won't be wasting my time with the NFL.

My K-State Wildcats on the other hand...

Posted by: teej at August 13, 2017 08:09 PM (flbmJ)

207 " Coach told me if I sat for one more National Anthem, I'd be sitting alone in my backyard for the next National Anthem...."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 08:09 PM (89VjS)

208 >>
It won't be long before the NFL....moves to ban the cameras from filming kneeling , sitting--or otherwise protesting players.

The NFL - under Goddell?
Seem to recall he endorsed this last year.
I can see owners doing something about it.

The point of this seems to be FU, America.
They're free to do that, provided their employers allow it since they're doing this 'on the clock.' But I'm not going to watch if this starts up again. We didn't watch last year except for the Super Bowl. We can do that again quite easily.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 08:09 PM (NOIQH)

209 NFL..NFL...

That was some sort of a ballgame or something, right?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 13, 2017 08:09 PM (2wRtc)

210 My shadow stretched ahead at noon.

Posted by: doomed
________

Kind of like a person's "meteoric rise."

Posted by: FireHorse at August 13, 2017 08:10 PM (zkGZ8)

211 Saw Dunkirk at a IMAX theater, very load, my dad said he took his hearing aid out. Very good movie.
They had the trailer for Blade Runner 2049, still don't think Decker is a replicant.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2017 08:10 PM (pPKG5)

212 Six word horror.

"Hope and Change, Hope and Change".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2017 08:10 PM (5VlCp)

213 " Call me Ishmael.

As I pondered the deeper meaning of Gorillapundit's warning to me about Ewoks eating only once every four days (and then only avacado oil, grass fed butter and pork rinds with coffee) , I was struck how right he was about optional pants. It's the tits, man.

I am reminded of something Ben Rothlisburger said at the fish and goose soiree to celebrate another successful Food Thread. He said, "It's funny because....".

Alas, I never found out why it was funny because I had been sat upon by Brian Dennehey"

The End?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at August 13, 2017 08:11 PM (Y6JzV)

214 Six Word Horror?

Alone. On the Island. With Barack.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2017 08:11 PM (Vevy5)

215 Wait a minute. It's Friday??

Posted by: freaked at August 13, 2017 08:11 PM (BO/km)

216 Lost everything, can't make it. ~ Godot

Sacreblue, where are those stamps?

Posted by: Gadzooks at August 13, 2017 08:11 PM (UxBQJ)

217 Throw Madame Secretary into the van.

Posted by: 9/11/16 Bad Optics: 6 Words at August 13, 2017 08:11 PM (bc2Lc)

218 Her attorney said, "ah gee, lady, leave the shmuck something." So she gave me the pond.

Posted by: itsacookbook at August 13, 2017 08:12 PM (yPxXc)

219 5 words.

He ate the brown acid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2017 08:12 PM (89T5c)

220
That was some sort of a ballgame or something, right?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 13, 2017 08:09 PM (2wRtc)

I remember the NFL, It was a logo that used to appear on just about anything you could sell...Yeah...it was in red, white blue. Like the flag.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 08:12 PM (89VjS)

221 I stopped watching the NFL once it became incredibly legalistic.

It's getting to be as bad as the NBA, with the officials calling whatever penalty they feel like.

Hmmm...sort of like the current state of America. If the gubmint searches long enough, they can throw a yellow flag and call a penalty on you.

Let the NFL implode like ObamalamaCare....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 13, 2017 08:13 PM (8iiMU)

222 They're free to do that, provided their employers allow it since they're doing this 'on the clock.'

Posted by: Lizzy
________

I'd like for coaches (or owners) to make that point: Stand, kneel, sit -- I don't care, as long as everyone on the team does the same thing. So you guys work it out -- and anyone who does something different from the rest of the team will be considered to be not part of the team.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 13, 2017 08:14 PM (zkGZ8)

223 @211 They had the trailer for Blade Runner 2049, still don't think Decker is a replicant.
------------------

The problem is that while you didn't, Ford didn't, and the script writer of the original movie didn't...

... Ridley Scott apparently did.

Posted by: junior at August 13, 2017 08:14 PM (Q6qiA)

224 I watched maybe 4 NY Giants games last year. And the Super Bowl.
I could do completely without if I had to....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 08:14 PM (89VjS)

225 Scotty doesn't know.
Scotty doesn't know.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2017 08:14 PM (NOIQH)

226 The infant cooed "Daddy!" to Satan.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2017 08:14 PM (0mRoj)

227 The gaming/ miniature site has different boards for every era of warfare. I only posted the link at the WWII land warfare media. If I link the Thirty years War video I will go post it at the Renaissance media board

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2017 08:14 PM (pPKG5)

228 Maybe the new movie will

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2017 08:16 PM (pPKG5)

229 the ad said "for sale. baby shoes. never worn". and i thought that's just what we need! with the baby due and sweet alice preparing the new baby's room.

so i rang the door of the house in the classified and he answered, beady eyes glaring through his ruddy, bearded face. "call me papa" he said as he raised the rifle and coolly aimed it straight at me "take off your clothes and start running." he said " i'll give you a five minute start". i can hear his gravelly voice even now as he laughed "this will make a hell of a story!"

now what am i going to tell alice?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 13, 2017 08:16 PM (AxFdW)

230 Just remembered a very odd, and lame, part of Dunkirk. The dedication, at the end, was to (paraphrased) "everyone impacted by the battle".

WTFF?

Leaving aside the stupid awkward inarticulate yet now common use of "impact" as a verb, WTF? So the movie was dedicated to Wehrmact soldiers wounded in the campaign? To German families that lost men in the battle?

Strangest, dumbest dedication of a movie I can recall.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 13, 2017 08:16 PM (QDnY+)

231 still don't think Decker is a replicant.

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Any thoughts on Paul Ryan?

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 13, 2017 08:16 PM (Nwg0u)

232 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 13, 2017 08:16 PM (AxFdW)

Nicely-creepily-done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 08:18 PM (iVOAv)

233 [...approximately 100 words. maybe.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 13, 2017 08:18 PM (AxFdW)

234 217 Throw Madame Secretary into the van.
Posted by: 9/11/16 Bad Optics: 6 Words at August 13, 2017 08:11 PM (bc2Lc)

Like a side of beef, indeed.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 08:18 PM (f73RN)

235 Real football is played on Saturday. Sunday is for church and family. Unless you're a drunken lout.

Posted by: Keith Jackson at August 13, 2017 08:19 PM (bc2Lc)

236
214 Six Word Horror?

Alone. On the Island. With Barack.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2017 08:11 PM (Vevy5)

How long can he tread water?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 13, 2017 08:19 PM (ZTRlp)

237 Any thoughts on Paul Ryan?

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 13, 2017 08:16 PM (Nwg0u)

Yes; The horror story is supposed to be six words. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 08:19 PM (iVOAv)

238 >>>>231 still don't think Decker is a replicant.

-
Any thoughts on Paul Ryan?
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 13, 2017 08:16 PM (Nwg0u)

HYDRA Life Model Decoy.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 13, 2017 08:19 PM (rJUlF)

239 I'll take a pass on playing a fucking game.

Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2017 08:20 PM (QCc6B)

240 From the Gubmint. Here to help.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 13, 2017 08:21 PM (8iiMU)

241 Every one brings joy, Max Power.
Some when they come in to your life.
And some when they leave.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 08:21 PM (f73RN)

242 223 @211 They had the trailer for Blade Runner 2049, still don't think Decker is a replicant.
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The problem is that while you didn't, Ford didn't, and the script writer of the original movie didn't...

... Ridley Scott apparently did.
Posted by: junior at August 13, 2017 08:14 PM (Q6qiA)

==========

I agree. Ridley Scott did the one thing the maker of a good movie should NEVER do: Remove all ambiguity without checking withthe writers.

Posted by: Jackal at August 13, 2017 08:21 PM (NiR1r)

243 Person A: I'm offended by what you said.

Person B: I'm offended that you are offended. And I think you have now committed a microaggression by not warning me that you were maybe going to be offended.

Person A: *stares*. Wait...

Person B: Too slow. You lose.

Person A: That's not fair.

Person B: Exactly.

Posted by: Gorilla guru at August 13, 2017 08:22 PM (6NBNe)

244 Apparently the WaPo ran a piece today promoting the violent left.

And I'll just leave it at that.

h/t Instapundit

Posted by: junior at August 13, 2017 08:22 PM (Q6qiA)

245 "Do you love me?" she said.
"Of course I love you," I replied. "More than anything."
"More than your beautiful house?"
"Of course more than my house."
"Your amazing car?"
"Naturally."
"Your fine clothes?"
"Obviously."
"Every penny you have?"
"It goes without saying."
"Than marry me," she said. "We shall have fantastic, amazing sex for awhile, then I'll grow bored and leave you and take everything you have."

And I'd do it all over again, too. What? Why look at me like that? She was right about the sex. The sex was amazing.

Posted by: troyriser at August 13, 2017 08:22 PM (4qf5a)

246 It's Friday? Cool! I have the whole weekend ahead of me.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2017 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

247 Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 08:21 PM (f73RN

I have a friend who said this at his retirement from the ministry:

I have always made the churches which I serve happy; Some are happy when I arrive. Some are happy while I'm there, and some are happy when I leave.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 08:23 PM (iVOAv)

248
Let the NFL implode like ObamalamaCare....

That's six words!

I'm sure somebody will say they can fix it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2017 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

249 Well said, Fenelon. Very well said.

So much more positive than screen doors!

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 08:25 PM (f73RN)

250 Apparently, there was a stand down order given to police in CVille. Shocker.

McCauliffe is a fucking asshole along with the fucking mayor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2017 08:25 PM (89T5c)

251 I thought a few owners decided their teams would be required to stand during anthem?

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2017 08:25 PM (n6gcM)

252 From some guy named Rob Gray on Facebook:
I'm no tinfoil hat conspiracy nerd, but yesterday's events feel orchestrated. First, the police were given stand down orders by the mayor, who used to work directly with John Podesta and David Brock's Media Matters along with Obama's State Dept. transition team. The cops then FORCED Peaceful UTR participants to exit the park in a single-file line INTO ARMED ANTIFA waiting to assault them. LEO just watched it happen.
Secondly, most if not all of the attendees look more like LARPers than actual Trump supporters. Third, David Duke was there, which should throw up all sorts of red flags, as he likes to co-opt movements for personal gain. And fourth, the media all had their talking points ready, within minutes it was "those evil nazi Trump supporters!" being yelled on all channels.
Media Matters is known for their "false flag" operations where they send SEIU locals with guns to blend in with Republicans and cause havoc.
Did Obama's Shadow Government just cause a death on American soil?

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 08:26 PM (f73RN)

253
Bill France: betcha I can ruin my sport before you can ruin yours.

Roger Goodell: Challenge accepted.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 13, 2017 08:26 PM (gC2IV)

254 Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 08:21 PM (f73RN

I have a friend who said this at his retirement from the ministry:

I have always made the churches which I serve happy; Some are happy when I arrive. Some are happy while I'm there, and some are happy when I leave.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

bleah. What happened to "comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable"?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 13, 2017 08:27 PM (/qEW2)

255 Some stupid Reddit sperg supposedly posted made up Lovecraftian gibberish on top of muted Democrat talking heads. It was funny, for awhile. Then the lesbian on MSNBC actually pronounced one on the air.

The very air split as immense reeking claws, dark as space, pried the rift further apart and poured in.

Hilarious thing is, a final broadcast before it all went dark posted audio proof that it wasn't gibberish. It's what Hillary actually mumbled at an event, though previously suppressed, when she had another seizure.

And now the very air slithers as They come for me too.

Goodbye.

Posted by: doomed at August 13, 2017 08:27 PM (UW4Uc)

256 253
Bill France: betcha I can ruin my sport before you can ruin yours.

Roger Goodell: Hold My Beer

FIFY

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 08:28 PM (f73RN)

257 Hey, naked guy! Castle doctrine! Curtilage! *ca-chik* This ain't Massachusetts!

Posted by: Corona at August 13, 2017 08:28 PM (CdcqV)

258 Canadian TV doesn't appear to offer COPS episodes.

Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2017 08:28 PM (clP/P)

259 bleah. What happened to "comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable"?

Somebody already used that one. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 08:29 PM (iVOAv)

260 And the best thing, the very best thing of all, is there's time now... there's all the time I need and all the time I want. Time, time, time. There's time enough at last.

That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was, was all the time I needed...

Posted by: Henry Bemis at August 13, 2017 08:31 PM (mJ8mX)

261 Fucking Yankee fans. What's his endgame?

https://twitter.com/MoMonyMoPrblms6/status/896485420606861313

Posted by: Widepsread Pepe at August 13, 2017 08:31 PM (XFue2)

262 Your Betters

Want You Dead

So They Can Have

Guilt-Free Child Sex
BURMA SHAVE
--

FIFY

Posted by: shibumi at August 13, 2017 08:31 PM (aT+Bx)

263 bleah. What happened to "comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable"?

Somebody already used that one. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 08:29 PM (iVOAv)

They gave that up a long time ago.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 13, 2017 08:31 PM (T71PA)

264 Apparently, there was a stand down order given to police in CVille. Shocker.

McCauliffe is a fucking asshole along with the fucking mayor.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2017 08:25 PM (89T5c)

But Trump is to blame for all of it. Yeah

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2017 08:32 PM (auHtY)

265 Gates of Vienna has a couple of articles about Charlottesville. The Baron and Dymphna live in the area, so it's a local story for them. There are some good links in the comments, too.

http://gatesofvienna.net/2017/08/
vehicular-murder-in-charlottesville/

http://gatesofvienna.net/2017/08/
keep-your-eye-on-the-bat/

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2017 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

266 252-Doesn't sound so "tin foil hat" to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 08:33 PM (iVOAv)

267 Canadian TV doesn't appear to offer COPS episodes.

They call it MOUNTIES, eh...

Posted by: tu3031 at August 13, 2017 08:33 PM (qJhUV)

268 So will the "civil rights" investigation of the festivities in C'ville actually look at what happened - including what's pretty clearly gross incompetence by local law enforcement?

Unless the "investigation" focuses mostly on actual civil rights questions - and not pointless piling on to a simple murder case involving a lone nutcase that should take about 3 days to wrap up - then it will suggest big trouble.

The only civil rights issues of note I can even see being in question are whether the permitted group(s) had their rights violated by police behavior (and local/state leadership of the police), then by "antifa" criminal behavior.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 13, 2017 08:33 PM (QDnY+)

269 Posted by: grammie winger - how could I dance with another WOO at August 13, 2017 06:49 PM (lwiT4)

I'm 275 comments late, but grammie winger, this is supposed to be FICTION. Pay attention.

I'm kinda discouraged none of you other losers caught that. Go to your rooms, all of you.

Posted by: The mass media can EABOD at August 13, 2017 08:34 PM (CEU4j)

270 "yesterday's events feel orchestrated"

The lethal crash doesn't feel orchestrated. Feels like a series of interlocking and escalating stupidities on both sides.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 13, 2017 08:35 PM (ujwCG)

271 Finley Peter Dunne (1867-1936), a humorist, coined the phrase "comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable" - I've always heard it in the context of ministry, but he was talking about newspapers. He put it in the mouth of his character Mr. Dooley.

Of course now, newspapers are not afflicting the comfortable since the people who read the NYT, for instance, are very comfortable

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 08:36 PM (iVOAv)

272 Of course now, newspapers are not afflicting the comfortable since the people who read the NYT, for instance, are very comfortable
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

No. Now it's "Comfort the Democrats, afflict the Republicans"

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at August 13, 2017 08:37 PM (Y6JzV)

273 268 So will the "civil rights" investigation of the festivities in C'ville actually look at what happened - including what's pretty clearly gross incompetence by local law enforcement?

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Sessions will recuse himself and a high-ranking Dem will be appointed as Special Counsel.

Count on it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2017 08:39 PM (PXj2C)

274 Apparently, there was a stand down order given to police in CVille. Shocker.

McCauliffe is a fucking asshole along with the fucking mayor.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2017 08:25 PM (89T5c)

So it's official, Cville cops are pigs too?

Posted by: Country Boy at August 13, 2017 08:40 PM (D2vc1)

275 Orchestrated from the top. The ground troops on both sides are dumber than a bag of hammers. They just know to attack the other side and destroy shit. Complicit media just explains their side as fact to the mouth-breathing public.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2017 08:41 PM (89T5c)

276 So, Adam picked the fruit and took a bite.

Just then, he noticed a gap in the border hedge that he hadn't seen before. A strange curiosity overtook him, and so he crouched and pushed his way through to the other side.

What a strange world! Dry and dusty, and so... old. Stones that seemed formed for a purpose long forgotten. Cracked and imperfect.

"What is this, Lord?" he asked.

"I had such hopes for you this time. But like all the others you simply could not contain your nature. Perhaps this is the only way you can be."

Adam went back to the hedge but the hole had vanished -
there was no way back to the garden...

Posted by: Marty at August 13, 2017 08:41 PM (B1udd)

277 Six word horror.

Knock-knock.

"Who's there?"

"Hillary Clinton."

Posted by: doomed at August 13, 2017 08:42 PM (UW4Uc)

278 The clashes were orchestrated, the car assault was the result of the heated up battle which was allowed to go on. And the result of having a neo-nazi go way beyond normal boundaries was just the icing that Leftists needed to show they were the victims which was goinb to be the media's story no matter what went on.

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2017 08:42 PM (pPKG5)

279 Note to Pastor Hillary from Jonathan (not John) Edwards:

The God that holds you over the Pit of Hell, much as one holds a Spider, or some loathsome Insect, over the Fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked;

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 13, 2017 08:43 PM (/qEW2)

280 His Wrath towards you burns like Fire; he looks upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the Fire; he is of purer Eyes than to bear to have you in his Sight; you are ten thousand Times so abominable in his Eyes as the most hateful venomous Serpent is in ours.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 13, 2017 08:44 PM (/qEW2)

281 Sessions will recuse himself and a high-ranking Dem will be appointed as Special Counsel.
Count on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2017 08:39 PM (PXj2C)

Yup....Sessions. Big ball of fire he ain't.

Very disappointed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2017 08:44 PM (5VlCp)

282 MST3K is rocking Crazy, Mixed-up Zombies on Comet.

That is all.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at August 13, 2017 08:44 PM (Y6JzV)

283 274-

Probably. Nobody wants to lose their job and pension, so they just do as told.

You don't want to be anywhere near medium and large cities when the SHTF.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2017 08:45 PM (89T5c)

284 You have offended him infinitely more than ever a stubborn Rebel did his Prince: and yet 'tis nothing but his Hand that holds you from falling into the Fire every Moment: 'Tis to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to Hell the last Night; that you was suffer'd to awake again in this World, after you closed your Eyes to sleep: and there is no other Reason to be given why you have not dropped into Hell since you arose in the Morning, but that God's Hand has held you up:

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 13, 2017 08:45 PM (/qEW2)

285 I always thought Colonel Mustard and Miss Scarlet should have dated.

Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 13, 2017 08:46 PM (9lCXX)

286 There is no other reason to be given why you han't gone to Hell since you have sat here in the House of God, provoking his pure Eyes by your sinful wicked Manner of attending his sol
Yea, there is nothing else that is to be given as a Reason why you don't this very Moment drop down into Hell.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 13, 2017 08:46 PM (/qEW2)

287 Not disputing Clinton's wickedness but Johnathan Edward's sermon cannot easily be reconciled with Romans 8:32...

"He who did not spare His own Son but gave Him up for us ALL, how will He not also, along with Him, freely give us all things?"

That promise is open to anyone who will trust the good news of the Cross, including Hillary Clinton. As a lifelong liberal Methodist (if that), will she? I seriously doubt it. But the offer is still as good for her as for anyone else.

Posted by: doomed at August 13, 2017 08:47 PM (UW4Uc)

288
Note to Pastor Hillary from Jonathan (not John) Edwards:

Sunshine go away today, I don't feel much like dancing

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2017 08:50 PM (IqV8l)

289 Poor Jonathan Edwards. Probably the theologian of the greatest depth and sensitivity in the 18th century and all he gets known for is "Sinners In the Hand of an Angry God."

And yet this-Sublime. Not from "Sinners In the hand of an Angry God":

God's purpose for my life was that I have a passion for God's glory and that I have a passion for joy in that glory, and that these two are one passion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 08:50 PM (iVOAv)

290 Duh sorry.

"by your sinful wicked Manner of attending his
solemn Worship: Yea, there is nothing else that is to be given as a Reason why you don't this very Moment drop down into Hell."

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 13, 2017 08:52 PM (/qEW2)

291 Saw Dunkirk at a IMAX theater, very load, my dad said he took his hearing aid out. Very good movie.
--------
Told ya so!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2017 08:53 PM (mJ8mX)

292 And more lovely quotes from Jonathan Edwards:

http://tinyurl.com/ya5o3q56

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 08:54 PM (iVOAv)

293
Yep. That went well.

Posted by: Captain Tightpants at August 13, 2017 08:54 PM (iFZVz)

294 Todd contemplated his dire situation, and how he came to be in it.

"They said she couldn't lose. They said she was a sure thing. It was like free money to bet everything I had on her ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2017 08:56 PM (SRKgf)

295 278 The clashes were orchestrated, the car assault was the result of the heated up battle which was allowed to go on. And the result of having a neo-nazi go way beyond normal boundaries was just the icing that Leftists needed to show they were the victims which was goinb to be the media's story no matter what went on.
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2017 08:42 PM (pPKG5)

One of the Gates of Vienna links I posted above shows the car moving slowly until someone hit the rear of it with a baseball bat. Then it sped up.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

296 Belmont Club post about Charlottesville:

https://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/2017/08/12/the-war-of-the-hyphens/

There are a couple of good video links in the comments.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2017 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

297 Media Matters is known for their "false flag" operations where they send
SEIU locals with guns to blend in with Republicans and cause havoc.

Did Obama's Shadow Government just cause a death on American soil?
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This makes sense to me.

Posted by: shibumi at August 13, 2017 08:59 PM (aT+Bx)

298 Posted by: Marty at August 13, 2017 08:41 PM (B1udd)

I like it; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 09:02 PM (iVOAv)

299 Unite the Right is a Soros-funded honeypot psy-op that employs the Pied Piper strategy to damage the Republican brand by insinuating that Antifa goons disguised as Nazis represent the views of the entire Right wing in America (This is what Creamer and Democracy Partners have been up to lately.)
Some points that give the scam away:
1. Operation in Terry McAuliffe's state. No reason for this other than to give McAuliffe national attention for opposing it, launching him into the 2020 Dem primary. He even tried to Streisand more useful idiots into showing up by ordering everyone to stay away.
2. Use of the Confederate clag imagery. Republicans have no use for the Confederate flag (we never did, we crushed the Democrat rebellion that created the flag). We control the government for the vast majority of states at every level, the entire Federal government, and we own practically everything except a few tech companies. The only states we don't control are the ones that will always be cosmopolitan simply because they are coastal states whose economies run on imports and exports.
3. Ridiculously obvious propaganda shots that follow MSM and Democrats operating procedures of making a small group of 20 people appear to be a crowd of thousands.
4. Reports of violence against "Counter-protesters" at an "impromptu" rally. o one spontaneously organizes to counter-protest an impromptu rally unless they are associated with the organizers of the rally themselves.
5. The name. "Unite the Right". This is so obviously a "Pied Piper" op that I can't even. It is supposed to make the organization appear to represent the views of the entire Right Wing, so of course they go around giving Roman Salutes and waving Confederate flags and shouting "White Power!" while wearing Trump hats. And hen of course these same leftists load up their other twitter accounts and attack Trump for not denouncing them hard enough. Standard divide and conquer nonsense. They are going after what they perceive to be his base of Nazis while tarnishing the Republican brand.
6. I follow tons of actual right wing news sources and I didn't hear a word about this nonsense until the day of. Meaning it was never meant to attract actual right wingers. It was just supposed to be their little group of antifa actors with haircuts and collared shirts, all paid for and organized by Soros and directed by guys like Bob Creamer who staged the violent protests at Trump's rallies a year ago.
"Unite the Right" is fake. All the people associated with it at a leadership level are controlled opposition. Don't fall for this scam. Don't give the Left anymore ammo to attack us as Nazis. But in the end, don't be too concerned, because the Left will label you a Nazi and attack you for supporting Trump no matter what else you do. Just stay strong and do the right thing and ignore the insanity of the Left. Don't believe their lies.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 09:02 PM (f73RN)

300 Right now I'm wishing that whole "drones delivering food" thing was real.

Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 13, 2017 09:04 PM (+LXO6)

301 Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 09:02 PM (f73RN)

This should be an article. You should send it in somewhere (like here) to be published.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 13, 2017 09:06 PM (XFue2)

302 Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 09:02 PM (f73RN)

I think you make some good points, ALH. I never heard of "Unite the Right" before yesterday.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2017 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

303 I keep hearing the MSM howling 3 killed in Charlottesville violence. That would include two in the helicopter crash, which, it seems had nothing to do with the violence, except it was monitoring it.

Doesn't matter. White nationalists/Trump to blame.

Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2017 09:07 PM (NbRJx)

304 Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 09:02 PM (f73RN)

I will say this. It DID look like the right-wing marchers all had fresh haircuts to go along with their shiny new Third Reich flags.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 09:08 PM (89VjS)

305 I got it off Facebook. My blood is starting to boil.

Paragraph 6 about following right wing news sites - did anyone hear of this going down before it happened?

It was all a big lie. The whole thing.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 09:08 PM (f73RN)

306 I don't know what Unite the Right is, but I could give a fuck if towns want to remove statues, rearrange statues, or put up new statues.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:08 PM (RrhD2)

307 FenelonSpoke, I apologize, but Sinners by Edwards has always been the most compelling sermon for me. We all know we are evil, and we all know what we deserve, if there were any justice in this universe. I don't happen to think that's the case, but I think that is the most sensible theology if theology were plausible.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 13, 2017 09:09 PM (/qEW2)

308 "One of the Gates of Vienna links I posted above shows the car moving
slowly until someone hit the rear of it with a baseball bat. Then it
sped up."

And there's a photo showing the car a second or two before it impacted, with the brake lights clearly lit.

So. Dumb twenty-year-old drives down a street he ought not have. Antifa goons start whacking on his car as it passes. He panics and punches it to escape. Not realizing there is a big crowd of lefty counterdemonstrators and stopped cars just ahead. He then realizes this and stands on the brakes. Too late.

Anyway, we're going to be hearing about this damned thing for the next couple of years. It'll be the new George Zimmerman trial.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 13, 2017 09:10 PM (ujwCG)

309 "That would include two in the helicopter crash, which, it seems had
nothing to do with the violence, except it was monitoring it."

The downed helo wasn't even anywhere near the part of the city where the violence was occurring. It was reportedly hovering low off in a quiet suburban section when it went in.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 13, 2017 09:11 PM (ujwCG)

310 I think, therefore I am. Also, I'm naked.

I owe no man nothing which, if you work out with he negatives means I owe a lot of people plenty. Hence my nakedness.

To hell with you, Jerry. What kind of friend would actually take ones clothes? You are beneath contempt. Plus, you never paid me back for that twenty I spotted you at the casino in '92. Did you? No. You didn't.

But I am free. Free as a bird. A jailbird.

Posted by: SillyBoy at August 13, 2017 09:11 PM (Q3oNv)

311 What I posted was from Kelly Schumacher on Facebook.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 09:11 PM (f73RN)

312 305 It was all a big lie. The whole thing.

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 09:08 PM (f73RN)

It was a horrible big lie.

They had reporters saying that they talked to his High School history teacher, and the teacher said "He loved Hitler and all of the Nazis' ideas."

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2017 09:12 PM (Vevy5)

313 306 I don't know what Unite the Right is, but I could give a fuck if towns want to remove statues, rearrange statues, or put up new statues.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:08 PM (RrhD2)

I've been a Northerner all my life, and I think that removing Confederate monuments is obscene.

George Washington and Thomas Jefferson owned slaves. Think it's going to stop with Civil War monuments and statues?

Communists are erasing and rewriting American history before our eyes.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2017 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

314 Not even 24 hours and they already had people (that supposedly knows him personally) coming out of the woodwork to call the driver a Nazi.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2017 09:14 PM (Vevy5)

315 Another Scopes Monkey Trial.

Get yer popcorn! Get yer popcorn here!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 13, 2017 09:14 PM (5VlCp)

316 >>>Communists are erasing and rewriting American history before our eyes.

To the fainting couch!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:15 PM (RrhD2)

317 Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 09:02 PM (f73RN)

Excellent analysis. Well done.

It does seem just a bit too convenient for the Reds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2017 09:17 PM (SRKgf)

318 "I got it off Facebook. My blood is starting to boil.

Paragraph 6 about following right wing news sites - did anyone hear of this going down before it happened?

It was all a big lie. The whole thing.
"

Posted by: ALH

I closed my Facebook account about 3 months ago and no longer suffer those reactions or see the endless left hate directed at people like me me (often by family and acquaintances. Took far too long to make the final cut but have not regretted it for a minute.

And I stared seeing reports very early Saturday morning about the whole situation well before there was any violence. Almost like the lead up to a big sporting event. It was suspicious to say the least since there was not a peep from the MSM the night before.

Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2017 09:17 PM (NbRJx)

319 316 >>>Communists are erasing and rewriting American history before our eyes.

To the fainting couch!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:15 PM (RrhD2)

How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2017 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

320 Reminder: "Nazi" is short for National Socialist. The Nazis called themselves the National Socialist German Workers Party. They self-identified as socialists.

The notion that Nazis are right-wing is itself a lie.

(That is all. As you were.)

Posted by: FireHorse at August 13, 2017 09:18 PM (zkGZ8)

321 I've been a Northerner all my life, and I think that removing Confederate monuments is obscene.

Meanwhile we've got proposals to name a ship for a Communist pederast, the USS Harvey Milk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

322 Ignore the troll.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2017 09:18 PM (mJ8mX)

323 307-No problem, Steve. It is a very powerful sermon with very effective images. It's just not the entirety of Edwards theology as he was a prolific writer. And even his views of hell were based on a God of love, as he couldn't bear to think of anyone separated from God for eternity by their own choice and his love for God really does shine through in his other works. However, if you think the sermon is effective perhaps I can encourage you to turn towards Christ. :^) He wants to be relationship with you.

Here are some notes on the work;

http://tinyurl.com/yau9dp7h

And I have to go to sleep now. It's been a long day. Have a good evening. See you "around" :^)

here are some reflections

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 09:19 PM (iVOAv)

324 j

Posted by: FeF at August 13, 2017 09:20 PM (mpiGT)

325 I tried. I tried to tell you.

You should have clapped.

Posted by: Jeb! at August 13, 2017 09:21 PM (DMUuz)

326 327-Sorry for that hiccup on the end of the post .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2017 09:21 PM (iVOAv)

327 "Unite the Right" is fake.
Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 09:02 PM (f73RN)

2010: the "Coffee Party" a CPUSA initiative intended to rival the Tea Party, and "founded" by a Communist operative.

2017: "Unite the Right," a CPUSA intiative intended to discredit the Right, and no doubt initiated and funded by Communist operatives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2017 09:22 PM (SRKgf)

328
How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?
Posted by: rickl

I don't know how many you're holding up but he is only holding up one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2017 09:22 PM (IqV8l)

329 I don't know what Unite the Right is, but I could give a fuck if towns want to remove statues, rearrange statues, or put up new statues.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:08 PM (RrhD2)

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That's none of your business, per you.

Posted by: GOULD at August 13, 2017 09:22 PM (lCt1V)

330 321
Meanwhile we've got proposals to name a ship for a Communist pederast, the USS Harvey Milk.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

Who was a big supporter of Jim Jones, of "Peoples' Temple" fame.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2017 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

331 Believe it or not there were plenty of pick-up trucks here in NJ with Confederate flags on them 35-40 years ago, but it mostly because a lot of guys were into Lynyrd Skynyrd and The Marshall Tucker Band;;;

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 09:23 PM (89VjS)

332 331 Believe it or not there were plenty of pick-up trucks here in NJ with Confederate flags on them 35-40 years ago, but it mostly because a lot of guys were into Lynyrd Skynyrd and The Marshall Tucker Band;;;
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2017 09:23 PM (89VjS)

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2017 09:24 PM (0mRoj)

333 "... 94, 93, 92, 91, 90, 89, 88, 87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82, 81, 80, 79, 78, 77, 76, 75, 74, 73, 72, 71, 70, 69, 68, 67, 66, 65, 64, 63, 62, 61, 60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40, 39, 38, 37, 36. 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Ready or not, here I come!"

Posted by: Albert IceCream at August 13, 2017 09:24 PM (mpiGT)

334 USS Kool-Aid

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2017 09:25 PM (89T5c)

335 but it mostly because a lot of guys were into Lynyrd Skynyrd

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And see what they did to them.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 13, 2017 09:25 PM (Nwg0u)

336 328: HEY, That's no finger!

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2017 09:25 PM (AAbgH)

337 -everything known about the car on the street at that time, need to be put in accurate order, I hope time stamps?

if this is true

Posted by: willow at August 13, 2017 09:26 PM (FKrah)

338 >>>That's none of your business, per you.

Exactly!! I care about the town and state I live in, not something several states over!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:26 PM (RrhD2)

339 No problem, Steve. It is a very powerful sermon with very effective images. It's just not the entirety of Edwards theology as he was a prolific writer. And even his views of hell were based on a God of love, as he couldn't bear to think of anyone separated from God for eternity by their own choice and his love for God really does shine through in his other works.

I agree. Everyone agrees it's a masterpiece of literature, and I cannot read it without feeling remorse and despair, which is the intent, and which I think is good.

And I agree the guy was a polymath, and I have not read enough of him as I should. Good night, and good luck with your situation. I wish I could do better.

You will come out OK.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 13, 2017 09:26 PM (/qEW2)

340 "Follow the Money"

If any of it leads to Soros or one of his shell orgs., then evil is afoot. So yea, if Unite the Right research leads to money from him...he's ramping up.

And since he plays both sides against the middle, it's citizens who are gonna have to get wise. He's got media dealings too. I had to stop studying the guy b/c it literally became sickening.

I can't begin to describe how manipulative and evilly brilliant he is. It's chilling.

To him people are widgets...and he respects no man or god.
He's playing Europe like a game. He's winning.

We are next...or maybe now.

Posted by: Gorilla gumdrop at August 13, 2017 09:27 PM (+LXO6)

341 Goriilla I suspect he also helped the M.E flame

Posted by: willow at August 13, 2017 09:28 PM (FKrah)

342 Wasn't Zuckerturd running some faux conservative outfit?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2017 09:28 PM (OdK9v)

343 >>>evil is afoot.

No, it was driving.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:28 PM (RrhD2)

344 306 I don't know what Unite the Right is, but I could give a fuck if towns want to remove statues, rearrange statues, or put up new statues.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:08 PM (RrhD2)
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This event actually had NOTHING to do with statues.
Most of the historical preservation people bowed out and weren't even there.

But since you mention it, I concede that it is none of my business if a town (other than my own) prefers a statue of Lenin to one of Robert E Lee, or Jefferson, or Washington, or Lincoln. To each his own.

Let's face it. We no longer have a common culture. Barack Obama was right: "The only thing we all belong to is government."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 13, 2017 09:29 PM (0jtPF)

345 it was interesting how the M.E. just started doing the same thing country after country in a very short period.

yeah I feel tinfoilish, BUT code pink was there, who else I remember us noting it at the time?
ayers?

Posted by: willow at August 13, 2017 09:29 PM (FKrah)

346 Zuckerberg ran 'Americans For A Conservative Direction', to support Rubio and/or Jeb, and their amnesty schemes.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 13, 2017 09:29 PM (6FqZa)

347 338 , one of the defining characteristics of leftoids is their relentless parochialism

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2017 09:30 PM (AAbgH)

348 Exactly!! I care about the town and state I live in, not something several states over!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:26 PM (RrhD2)

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Cool. Others may want to be involved even though they may live several states away. Just because.

They have the freedom to be so involved. You seem not to grasp this whole Freedom thingy.

Posted by: GOULD at August 13, 2017 09:31 PM (lCt1V)

349 >>> We no longer have a common culture

The common culture is leave me alone and don't tell me what to do. So if a town wants to rename something or remove something, don't drive 500+ miles to be an asshole. Be an asshole in your own neighborhood.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:31 PM (RrhD2)

350 Well, they are starting with the confederates because they are the easiest to generate consensus. When the confederates are gone they will move on the founding fathers that had slaves, the the founding fathers that signed the 3/5 compromise. Someone is trying to build momentum.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 13, 2017 09:31 PM (0wem/)

351 I was aware of Unite The Right for some time. It is not a Soros op. It was a serious thing, being touted by Pax Dickinson among others.

It is, believe it or not, possible for Rightists to be stupid on their own without Soros' help. It's even possible for fascist Rightists, like Richard Spencer, to be stupid on their own.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 13, 2017 09:32 PM (6FqZa)

352 338
Exactly!! I care about the town and state I live in, not something several states over!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:26 PM (RrhD2)

Then read the Gates of Vienna links I posted earlier, because it is local for them.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2017 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

353 >>> You seem not to grasp this whole Freedom thingy.

I think I grasp it better than an asshole who plows his car into a crowd.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:33 PM (RrhD2)

354 Margarita, I believe the country is at a fork in the road.

I don't know if we can drag anything back. Sometimes I think If this is what the young want let them have it.
They will have to live their mistakes as we all have.

Posted by: willow at August 13, 2017 09:33 PM (FKrah)

355 Then the traveler realized that in this timeline they had not invented quantum shift technology and he had no way home.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 13, 2017 09:34 PM (IcT7t)

356 >>>Then read the Gates of Vienna links I posted earlier, because it is local for them.

Do any of the links say they were excited to have fascists from Ohio in town?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:34 PM (RrhD2)

357 No offering, just hope literary Morons will answer my query in the Book Thread.

Thank you muchly.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2017 09:35 PM (GsAUU)

358 I think I grasp it better than an asshole who plows his car into a crowd.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:33 PM (RrhD2)

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Those goal posts ain't gonna move themselves, apparently.

Posted by: GOULD at August 13, 2017 09:35 PM (lCt1V)

359 Logproff , wow good to see you.

Posted by: willow at August 13, 2017 09:35 PM (FKrah)

360 353 incorrect. No libertarian would have posted the concepts you did last nite.

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2017 09:36 PM (AAbgH)

361 349

I know where you're coming from but these things are cumulative, as we've been learning too late and to our increasing cost. Recognizing them as the threat they are does not necessarily equate to actively opposing them -- although these days, with information as the driving force behind pretty much everything, knowing can be a form of opposition; forewarned/forearmed, and all that, for the day they do come down your street.

Surely you would agree with that much?

Posted by: doomed at August 13, 2017 09:36 PM (UW4Uc)

362 >>>Surely you would agree with that much?

Given that's a vague statement, surely I agree.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 13, 2017 09:38 PM (RrhD2)

363 353 incorrect. No libertarian would have posted the concepts you did last nite.
Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2017 09:36 PM (AAbgH)

Libertarian concepts? You mean like GOLD! WEED! AUSTRIAN SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS!

Libertarians deserve every bit of that 2% they win during the election cycle. Every bit.

Posted by: troyriser at August 13, 2017 09:39 PM (4qf5a)

364 In the rural Maryland cemetery where my parents are buried, lots of graves have small American flags. They denote the graves of military veterans.

I saw three graves with small Confederate flags.

I would not want to see those flags removed.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2017 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

365 If anyone else on the thread tells me it's vague, then it's vague but I'm pretty sure it is not.

Posted by: doomed at August 13, 2017 09:40 PM (UW4Uc)

366 If anyone else on the thread tells me it's vague, then it's vague but I'm pretty sure it is not.
Posted by: doomed at August 13, 2017 09:40 PM (UW4Uc)

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It is not. Please consider who you are speaking to.

Posted by: GOULD at August 13, 2017 09:42 PM (lCt1V)

367 I saw three graves with small Confederate flags.

I would not want to see those flags removed.
Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2017 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

Agreed, and I'm the great-great grandson of a Union veteran.

Posted by: troyriser at August 13, 2017 09:42 PM (4qf5a)

368 363 no troy like the right to peaceful assembly.

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2017 09:42 PM (AAbgH)

369 Test

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 09:46 PM (f73RN)

370 363 no troy like the right to peaceful assembly.
Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2017 09:42 PM (AAbgH)

Peaceful assembly is a constitutional concept, an American revolutionary concept. Don't think its provenance is exclusively libertarian.

Posted by: troyriser at August 13, 2017 09:46 PM (4qf5a)

371 Is the blog broken? It's 9:59 pm

Posted by: ALH at August 13, 2017 09:47 PM (f73RN)

372 Lots of Confederate graves in the biggest cemetery in town. But then, this is SC.

One year, I went out with the Boy Scouts to put U.S. flags on the graves of veterans. Someone had already been there to mark the graves of the Confederate dead. I would pray for them all.

Posted by: JAS at August 13, 2017 09:47 PM (UnDQI)

373 363 . If the term libertarian is problematic, then substitute constitutionalist. It's all on last nite's thread. You can judge for yourself.

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2017 09:47 PM (AAbgH)

374 I had walked this way from work a thousand times. It seemed different in South Baltimore today when I saw the gangs draw up as if in rows. Just like the British did back when we kicked their ass. I stood up tall to the lady in front and asked why there were no more children. She kind of clicked her fingers. Not so much as a snap but her well coiffed nails did the work. They were instantly upon me but I am here having escaped. To where?

Posted by: Tomato can at August 13, 2017 09:48 PM (5vn7I)

375 They thought they had taken everything from me. My wife and kids, my good name, my house in the Hamptons, and my entire wardrobe. The Constitution had been amended to single me out as a pariah with no legal or human rights. My biometrics were on every police and intelligence network worldwide, my credit was cut off, and infrared drones scoured the countryside for signs of my body heat.

As I sat down to rest on the crumbling steps, I saw something at my feet. It was a Chiclet. A plan started forming in my head.

Yes. It would do.

Posted by: Golem14 at August 13, 2017 09:49 PM (TuG4U)

376 354 Margarita, I believe the country is at a fork in the road.

I don't know if we can drag anything back. Sometimes I think If this is what the young want let them have it.
They will have to live their mistakes as we all have.
Posted by: willow at August 13, 2017 09:33 PM (FKrah)
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No earthly kingdom lasts forever.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 13, 2017 09:51 PM (0jtPF)

377 There are some mighty fine 100 word stories here!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 13, 2017 09:52 PM (0jtPF)

378 ONT IS NOOD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2017 09:53 PM (89T5c)

379 "Her divorce lawyer wasn't kidding -- she was gonna get EVERYTHING."

Posted by: Anonymous at August 13, 2017 09:56 PM (v5uOx)

380 It was paradise! Paradise I tells ya! What more could we want? All the food we wanted.. every need met..

But Nooooo.. that bitch Eve listens to the serpent.. "eat from that tree and you become god-like" the serpent says.. One bite! One bite was all it took!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 13, 2017 10:00 PM (i2KAN)

381
On a dare we went skinny dipping down
at the swimming hole, just like we were kids; and just like then they
tied my clothes into knots.

I stood on the sandbank up to my knees
trying to undo the soaked knots, hooted at for being a loser, when
the guys went silent and skirled away into the brush.

When the church people started over the
bank for the baptism service I dove into the deep hole, under the
dead-fall trailing tangled fishing lines from bad casts. That is
where the nutria found me.

I can never go home again.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2017 10:13 PM (mkDpn)

382 Right. Put the chairs on the tables and wipe down the counter, same as last time?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2017 10:38 PM (mkDpn)

383

I cant believe I fell for that bs. "I'd be wiser...and smarter...and...like God." I had not a care in the world, and then I had to eat that f'in apple. F'in b*tch tricked me.

Paradise! Gone! OK, I didn't notice how HOT she was until after I bit it, but come on man..spike me a break and gimme another chance.

J*sus, what the hell happened to my doodle. It's all riled up now. I'll bet she's nearby.

(The Devil..from a bush nearby) "Did you notice how...HOT she is now?"

Posted by: Sapwolf at August 13, 2017 10:47 PM (IDzNv)

384 Val-U-Rite? Pretty sure that's a picture of a guy who used to be a high level software engineer at Google but screwed away his privilege by expressing thoughts that were a product of reason and evidence. Now all the leftists laugh at the homelessness they cast him down into after the rabid Google bitches bayed for his carcass and the gamma male CEO, urged on by the beta male top-knots he leads, doxxed the normal male and stripped him of his paycheck and his underwear. What is he thinking? That the only person at Google who actually thinks was him and that he has therefore managed to abscond with all the human capital in the entire company. Also, since they took his house, he is now sitting on a bare foundation and by building upon it can in short order leave all the Google bitches and all the Google gammas homeless if he wants to. He is thinking that yes, he wants to.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at August 13, 2017 11:54 PM (AphMS)

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