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Trump Promises "Fire and Fury" for Mitch McConnell

Okay, he didn't go that far, but he's escalating his public criticisms of the guy who apparently thinks his main job is to protect the most liberal member of his caucus from any votes that might get them primaried by a genuine conservative.





Trump was asked further about these tweets today, and while his tone wasn't Full Trump, he did suggest that it would be time for McConnell to "step aside" if he couldn't deliver on major legislative items.

In brief remarks to reporters, Mr. Trump said the failure of Congress to advance a health-care bill is a "disgrace" and the president refused to answer a question about whether Mr. McConnell of Kentucky should step down as leader in the Senate.

"If he doesn't get repeal and replace done, if he doesn't get taxes done, meaning cuts and reform, and if he doesn't get a very easy one to get done -- infrastructure -- if he doesn't get that done, then you should ask me that question," Mr. Trump said about Mr. McConnell.

Posted by: Ace at 07:36 PM




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1 These remarks by PDT are playing well with the unwashed masses.

Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2017 07:25 PM (kD8Fh)

2 I am unwashed.

Posted by: LASue at August 10, 2017 07:26 PM (kWLTW)

3 The balls on this guy!

Posted by: Dang, admiring the balls on this guy at August 10, 2017 07:26 PM (8b+oT)

4 Look at the legislative calendar for the Senate.

It's pretty fair to ask, "What is the point of you?"

An honorable man would resign from leadership. Naturally, they'll all be staying... except for when vacationing.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 10, 2017 07:27 PM (H8S+R)

5 McConnell' "he doesn't understand the system" comment is what put most people on Trumps side- we just don't understand how McCain and Merkowski can go back in their express promises to the voters and face no consequences from the Senate leader.

Posted by: LASue at August 10, 2017 07:28 PM (kWLTW)

6 Everybody says they wish Trump would stop tweeting. (And sometimes I wish that, too.) But it really is the perfect medium for this kind of thing.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 10, 2017 07:28 PM (PXbkt)

7 my rationale for comment 1 that I posted on previous thread:

175 Boyfriend made it a point to relate PDT's remarks today about the norks, about the turtle, etc. etc.

He was impressed. The reason I mention this is that BF is the weathervane. I gauge the zeitgeist from his feedback about political events. So no matter what Gaslight Media tries to tell you, the man on the street is OK with this president.


BF was all about Obama in 2008. 2012, not so much. But last year out of the blue in the springtime he asked: "So are we going to vote for Trump?" I wasn't even thinking about politics let alone voting. That's why I call him Zeitgeist Boy.

Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2017 07:28 PM (kD8Fh)

8 What he said about Russia booting out US diplomats today cracked me up. "We'll save a lot of money!"

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 10, 2017 07:28 PM (XKZwp)

9 They're playing for time, slow rolling him, hoping something shows up with Mueller. Sad!

Posted by: Uncle Si at August 10, 2017 07:29 PM (ZLmoR)

10 I like how Trump doesn't do that , "my esteemed colleague" bull crap.

Posted by: Dang at August 10, 2017 07:29 PM (8b+oT)

11 You call yourself a majority leader? You sonofabitch.

Posted by: fuck you, thats my name at August 10, 2017 07:29 PM (fPVs/)

12 I've heard that MM is a consummate Senate manipulator. Yet, here we are. I think a bit of bloody vengeance is what's needed, and Mitch ain't the man for that. Assuming he's serious about the things we want, that is.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2017 07:30 PM (LAe3v)

13 It takes brass balls to sell real estate and apparently to be Mitch McConnell. What a corrupt weakling.

Posted by: Calgonite at August 10, 2017 07:30 PM (Ex0CI)

14 These remarks by PDT are playing well with the unwashed masses.


Yeah, well the peasants are revolting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 07:30 PM (Mouru)

15 Curses!!! He's caught on to our Failure Theatre!!!

I must talk with Master Thespian Bob Corker on what to do next!!!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 10, 2017 07:31 PM (A3b6q)

16 Keep slapping that turtle bitch around. Then do it again and again until he resigns.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 10, 2017 07:31 PM (mcI77)

17 How does Trump expect me to vote the same way I did before when now it's for realsies?!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 10, 2017 07:31 PM (8b+oT)

18 10
I like how Trump doesn't do that , "my esteemed colleague" bull crap.


Posted by: Dang


And doesn't feel the need to thank everyone for doing their gdamned job. I want scorched earth. I want the miscreants to pay.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2017 07:31 PM (LAe3v)

19 McConnell better do something to protect his phony-baloney job.

Harrumph!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 07:31 PM (Mouru)

20 Also, BF is the prototypical "hasn't voted in umpteen years" guy who came out of the woodwork to vote for the Outsider. AND, he's a union guy. The guys in his shop all love PDT.

Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2017 07:31 PM (kD8Fh)

21 I consider Trump an Independent, and always have since the primaries. He should be doing exactly what he is doing.

Nobody should feel and be safe.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2017 07:32 PM (XFue2)

22 You call yourself a majority leader? You sonofabitch.
Posted by: fuck you, thats my name
--------

I never think of the really good socks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 10, 2017 07:32 PM (OdK9v)

23 What do they put in Mock Turtle Soup anyway?

Posted by: Mock Turtle Soup at August 10, 2017 07:32 PM (BO/km)

24 Yeah, well the peasants are revolting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
You're telling me! They stink on ice!

Posted by: Louis XVI at August 10, 2017 07:32 PM (MhsgV)

25 McConnell is into ACW wargaming?

I'll have to sell my collection then and stick to 18th C., and WW2 instead.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2017 07:33 PM (mJ8mX)

26 Can you imagine El Presidente Senor Heb calling out those duplicitous pieces of GOPe shit in Congress like this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 07:33 PM (Mouru)

27 1 These remarks by PDT are playing well with the unwashed masses.
Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2017 07:25 PM (kD8Fh)


It's true. I didn't take a shower this morning.

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2017 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

28 24
Yeah, well the peasants are revolting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

You're telling me! They stink on ice!

Posted by: Louis XVI


Oh, piss boy!

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2017 07:33 PM (LAe3v)

29 Well, we did keep the Senate in Pro-Forma Session to keep any recess appointments from happening.

That would have sped up our footdragging on appointments under regular order.

That's something.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 10, 2017 07:33 PM (A3b6q)

30 14 These remarks by PDT are playing well with the unwashed masses.

I work in Louisville.

Fair amount of McConnell voters that backed him against Lundergan Grimes last time now saying "What's the difference ?".

I'd put it at somewhere between 1/4 and 1/3.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 10, 2017 07:33 PM (fiGNd)

31 TGE - may his enemies perish on agony - never asks 'u 'miring bruh,' because he knows the answer is always yes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 07:33 PM (fA1SL)

32 Trump must be a RINO because no Republican would give his party the kick in the pants it needs.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 10, 2017 07:34 PM (dZ756)

33 I'll respond later. Right now I have some "yea" votes to parcel out to members in competitive districts.

Posted by: Fightin' Mitch McConnell at August 10, 2017 07:34 PM (Mouru)

34 PDT needs to make it clear to McTurtle that he will fire his wife from her cabinet post if he doesn't start getting shit done pronto.

I always felt that her appointment was some sort of deal to get him to cooperate. He isn't doing it, so fvck that political family.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2017 07:34 PM (8snMi)

35 I want gore, and veins hanging from teeth. I want these vermin to feel that their safe spaces ain't so safe.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2017 07:34 PM (LAe3v)

36 How fucking tone deaf is Mc Turtle?

Slap him again everyday PDT.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 07:34 PM (5MfUM)

37 Trump was asked further about these tweets today, and while his tone wasn't Full Trump, he did suggest that it would be time for McConnell to "step aside" if he couldn't deliver on major legislative items.

++++

He didn't even suggest it. Just said ask me later if McConnell fails. Lets us make the inference.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 10, 2017 07:35 PM (pvjTE)

38 Right now I am working very hard with the Minority Leadership, Chuck Shumer, on how we can ensure that the upcoming government shutdown can be blamed on the President.

Bob Corker is coming up with some diabolical sophistry on this.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 10, 2017 07:35 PM (A3b6q)

39 Can you imagine El Presidente Senor Heb calling out those duplicitous pieces of GOPe shit in Congress like this?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Senor Her never would have made it that far. If he had been nominated, the October Surprise would've been him endorsing Hillary.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 07:35 PM (MhsgV)

40 Bob Corker is coming up with some diabolical sophistry on this.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell



**the ear hearkens to the sound of a plaintive kazoo**

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2017 07:36 PM (LAe3v)

41 PDT- Kicking ass and taking names and isn't running out of either.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 07:36 PM (5MfUM)

42 Odds that Trump calls him "Turtle" in the next 5 days?

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 07:36 PM (ANIFC)

43 Harrumph!!!
Posted by: Cicero
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Ha! I recognize that quote. It's the Squire in 'Barchester Towers'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 10, 2017 07:36 PM (OdK9v)

44 So was Mitch good for blocking Garland?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 10, 2017 07:37 PM (RrhD2)

45 When George H. W. Bush said, "Read my lips. No new taxes." I need immediately that it was over. It was only a matter of time and Bush would be gone.


This is Trump's moment. It's over. He's done. He has thrown the gauntlet and it will come back to bite him. Trump is finished. Over. Done. Kaput. Discompruesto. He has gone too far.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 10, 2017 07:37 PM (m9X4Y)

46 I'm with the Donald, but changes are Obamacare is here to stay. A few tweeks here and there but face it, pre conditions, free riders, and make the rich pay are not leaving.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2017 07:37 PM (pPKG5)

47 42 Odds that Trump calls him "Turtle" in the next 5 days?

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 07:36 PM (ANIFC)


As I see it, yes.

Posted by: Magic 8 at August 10, 2017 07:38 PM (mcI77)

48 True damned fact - Chuck Norris collects TGE memes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 07:38 PM (fA1SL)

49 He has thrown the gauntlet and it will come back to bite him.

I'll take mixed metaphors for $500, Alex.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2017 07:38 PM (LAe3v)

50 McStain's comment about how he "may have made a mistake" voting down the skinny repeal really pissed me off. He must have gotten quite the earful when he went back to Arizona. What's that amendment the Dem's are trying to trot out about being mentally deficient for office in a bid to remove Trump? Does that apply to Senators and Congress critters? I can think of several without even trying hard.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 10, 2017 07:38 PM (FAo3p)

51 ***clears throut*** Hm Hmmm

*** Does third rate Arnold Shwartzeneegar accent, with a Southern twang***

"America.

Remember when I told you that we would repeal Obamacare?

I lied."

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 10, 2017 07:38 PM (A3b6q)

52 Mitch McConnell, the general who could snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 07:39 PM (Nwg0u)

53 I love it! McConnell is sitting on the fence like most of the Uniparty. Wanting the establishment to win. So it's a continued stall.

'Don't know how the system works.' What an a-hole.

We do know how the system is suppose to work and used to work. And we know now the system is totally corrupt & you are a big part of it Mc*********.turtle face.


Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 07:39 PM (IR/WY)

54 I think the "excessive expectations" line is what frosted PDT. Not in and of itself, but in addition to the Obamacare skinny repeal fiasco and the deafening silence on the part of the GOPes to call out the Mueller endeavor for the Witch Hunt that it is.

Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2017 07:39 PM (kD8Fh)

55
Sixteen hours ago an American airplane dropped one bomb on Hiroshima, an important Japanese Army base. That bomb had more power than 20,000 tons of TNT. It had more than 2000 times the blast.

It is an atomic bomb. It is harnessing of the basic power of the universe. The force from which the Sun draws its power has been loosed against those who brought war to the Far East.

It was to spare the Japanese people from utter destruction that the ultimatum of July 26 was issued at Potsdam. Their leaders promptly rejected that ultimatum.

If they do not now accept accept our terms they may accept a rain of ruin from the air, the like of which has never been seen before on this earth.

-Harry Truman, Aug 6th, 1945

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 10, 2017 07:40 PM (8O3HH)

56 Moar evidence of deplorables acting deplorably. 'Tis deplorable, it is.

This wouldn't be happening at 3:00 a.m. on my watch!

Hic!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 10, 2017 07:40 PM (QzGLY)

57 'Bout damn time!

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at August 10, 2017 07:40 PM (oBuXO)

58 McStain's comment about how he "may have made a mistake"

did he really? That sorry sob should retire immediately.

Posted by: Mock Turtle Soup at August 10, 2017 07:40 PM (BO/km)

59 At this point, I'm fine with a dumpster fire rather than the Harlem Globetrotters routine where Republicans lose every time on purpose.

If 3 members of the Senate really did completely hijack the agenda, I want to see heads roll. If they want to join the Democrat Party and have a tantrum, fine by me.

Posted by: Maritime at August 10, 2017 07:40 PM (4qUwg)

60 45
This is Trump's moment. It's over. He's done. He has thrown the gauntlet and it will come back to bite him. Trump is finished. Over. Done. Kaput. Discompruesto. He has gone too far.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 10, 2017 07:37 PM (m9X4Y)


It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2017 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

61 McConnell' "he doesn't understand the system"

-
It's just BOHICA deja vu all over again. And again. And again.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 07:41 PM (Nwg0u)

62 Mr. President, you don't understand the system.

We're supposed to fuck the Americxan Public over and over, take over their fucking lives and take their fucking money.

UNDERSTAND?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 10, 2017 07:41 PM (A3b6q)

63 "I never think of the really good socks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Yeah, you could be even higher up on the list next time!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 10, 2017 07:41 PM (w+Jhj)

64 I'll take mixed metaphors for $500, Alex.
Posted by: pep
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A stitch in time is a penny earned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 10, 2017 07:41 PM (OdK9v)

65 What's that amendment the Dem's are trying to trot out about being mentally deficient for office in a bid to remove Trump? Does that apply to Senators and Congress critters? I can think of several without even trying hard.
Posted by: Old Blue
_________

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at August 10, 2017 07:41 PM (j+dfT)

66 He has thrown the gauntlet and it will come back to bite him.

I'll take mixed metaphors for $500, Alex.
Posted by: pep at August 10, 2017 07:38 PM (LAe3v)



PRO TIP: You never bite the gauntlet that feeds you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 07:41 PM (Mouru)

67 We, you know...

With procedures and all...

There are, you know, things. Differences and the like.

I know what I promised, but I'm being fought by a President and a whole-lotta people in the House of Representatives that actively try to negate Progress.

It isn't my fault that I'm not as conservative as the rest of Kentucky. The detractors keep voting for me.

I'll continue to keep my Phony-Baloney job, as long as I straddle the line between Big Government and Being a Turtle.

If you give us a Monopoly, I might be able to whip The Party into shape.

Thanks, Kentucky!

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at August 10, 2017 07:41 PM (Ckg4U)

68 The next time I'm supposed to do something, and I promise loudly and repeatedly that I'm going to do it, and then I don't actually do anything, and someone calls me out on my not having honored my promises, I will haughtily counteraccuse them of having had "excessive expectations".

Think that'll go over well?

Posted by: torquewrench at August 10, 2017 07:42 PM (ujwCG)

69
Yeah, you could be even higher up on the list next time!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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It was the cat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 10, 2017 07:42 PM (OdK9v)

70 Oh and I forgot Mitchie-poo's agreement to allow pro forma Senate sessions so PDT can't make recess appointments.

Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2017 07:42 PM (kD8Fh)

71 DJT is going full Network.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 07:42 PM (Mouru)

72 PDT tweets - saves having to drive over there and wedgie Mitch in person.

Posted by: DaveA at August 10, 2017 07:42 PM (FhXTo)

73 When senators leave town for a long while, the Senate remains in session "pro forma" to prevent the President from making recess appointments.

At least that's what the Senate does when the Senate and the President aren't of the same party. When the Senate and the President share the same party, the Senate declares itself to be in recess. The President can then make recess appointments if he so chooses.

Turtledick should have to explain why the hell he did not recess the Senate.



Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 07:42 PM (398bZ)

74 I'm with the Donald, but changes are Obamacare is here to stay. A few tweeks here and there but face it, pre conditions, free riders, and make the rich pay are not leaving.
Posted by: Skip

_______

All because we are one vote short in the Senate?

So because John McCain's tumor was acting up, we better get used to a collapsed health care market.

Posted by: Maritime at August 10, 2017 07:42 PM (4qUwg)

75 Pitchforks and Torches '20

Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 10, 2017 07:43 PM (swEzU)

76 Pinochet/Genghis Khan '24

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 07:43 PM (fA1SL)

77 Don't let the gaunt let you down.

Posted by: zombie Karen Carpenter at August 10, 2017 07:44 PM (QzGLY)

78 I am glad PDT does not understand the system. He does not understand incompetence. He does not tolerate low energy...When did it become congress' job to protect a system rather than serve the people?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 10, 2017 07:44 PM (a7FXx)

79 Turtledick should have to explain why the hell he did not recess the Senate.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed
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^^^ This ^^^

Posted by: Furious George at August 10, 2017 07:44 PM (j+dfT)

80 McStain's comment about how he "may have made a mistake" voting down the skinny repeal really pissed me off.

-
Scatterbrain McCain.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 07:44 PM (Nwg0u)

81 Turmp's been walking the last three hitters at bat in the fourth down third quarter, and now he's sacrificing the queen on a pair of jacks? Do not pass GO, you've sunk your own battleship!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 10, 2017 07:44 PM (rnAwa)

82 70 Oh and I forgot Mitchie-poo's agreement to allow pro forma Senate sessions so PDT can't make recess appointments.
Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2017 07:42 PM (kD8Fh)


That was a nice bitchy Mean Girl touch.

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2017 07:44 PM (sdi6R)

83 This is how you do it. Good job Trump. Don't let up.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 10, 2017 07:45 PM (CNHr1)

84 And Planned Parenthood STILL has full federal funding.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 07:45 PM (Mouru)

85 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at August 10, 2017 07:41 PM (j+dfT)
Welllllll, if the shoe fits...

Posted by: Old Blue at August 10, 2017 07:45 PM (FAo3p)

86 Best mixed metaphors:

http://tinyurl.com/y6wvrn53

My favorite-"You could have knocked me over with a fender."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2017 07:45 PM (iVOAv)

87 Don't count your chickens before the cart.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at August 10, 2017 07:45 PM (OdK9v)

88 Scatterbrain McCain.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 07:44 PM (Nwg0u)
The toomah made me do it!

Posted by: My Friendssh, I am an Asswipe at August 10, 2017 07:45 PM (8snMi)

89 I'll take mixed metaphors for $500, Alex.

Posted by: pep

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It's an ill wind that gathers no moss.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 10, 2017 07:45 PM (w+Jhj)

90 85 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at August 10, 2017 07:41 PM (j+dfT)
_________

Welllllll, if the shoe fits...
Posted by: Old Blue
_________

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at August 10, 2017 07:46 PM (j+dfT)

91 40 Bob Corker is coming up with some diabolical sophistry on this.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell


**the ear hearkens to the sound of a plaintive kazoo**
Posted by: pep at August 10, 2017 07:36 PM (LAe3v)

In case you can't tell, I despise Bob Corker with the heat of a thousand suns. Which is the temperature of the center of the blast from the Iranian nuke that incinerates New York City.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 10, 2017 07:46 PM (A3b6q)

92 McConnell and PDT are not from the same party, hence the pro forma sessions.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 10, 2017 07:46 PM (a7FXx)

93 44 So was Mitch good for blocking Garland?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 10, 2017 07:37 PM (RrhD2)

++++

Yes. And it was good of McCain, Collins, Murkowski, etc to go along with the strategy,

Your point?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 10, 2017 07:47 PM (pvjTE)

94 I've said it before ... I'll say it again ...

... I'd be worried if I thought the likes of McConnell, Ryan, McCain, and the rest could keep this charade going.

It's looking more and more to me like they can't.

That's a good thing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 10, 2017 07:47 PM (fiGNd)

95 This is about me, isn't it?

BA-DUM-DUM

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 10, 2017 07:47 PM (398bZ)

96 This just proves that we need a Yogi Berra type of thread where we butcher every familiar saying in the world. You gotta admit, it would be a hoot knowing the Horde.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 10, 2017 07:48 PM (FAo3p)

97 McConnell needs to be primaried by Raylan Givens.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 10, 2017 07:48 PM (lIZQs)

98 Morlock/Cannibal '28

Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 10, 2017 07:48 PM (swEzU)

99 Translating Trump: Mitch, get the fuck out.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 10, 2017 07:48 PM (pwAzW)

100 But McConnell retreats with such masterful displays of skill considering how badly he is outnumbered in the Senate by the Democrats. He needs so much more to win, like more Republican Senators, donations, and maybe a pay raise.

Posted by: Gen. George B. McClellan at August 10, 2017 07:48 PM (MuTTO)

101 It's an ill wind that gathers no moss.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert

Even a stopped squirrel finds a blind nut twice a day.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 07:49 PM (MhsgV)

102 When you're McTurtle, you sit around and make excuses. It's what you do.

When you call Geico, you save money on car insurance. It's what you do.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 10, 2017 07:49 PM (Zd2ZF)

103

President Trump should fire mcconnel's dumbass wife, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 07:49 PM (42wr9)

104
Mitch CuckConnell

Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 07:49 PM (42wr9)

105 98. Immortan Joe/Kalashnikov '32

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 07:49 PM (fA1SL)

106 A stitch in thyme is worth two in my bush.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 10, 2017 07:49 PM (398bZ)

107 *test*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 10, 2017 07:49 PM (Ckg4U)

108 50 McStain's comment about how he "may have made a mistake" voting down the skinny repeal really pissed me off. He must have gotten quite the earful when he went back to Arizona. What's that amendment the Dem's are trying to trot out about being mentally deficient for office in a bid to remove Trump? Does that apply to Senators and Congress critters? I can think of several without even trying hard.
Posted by: Old Blue at August 10, 2017 07:38 PM (FAo3p)

Hey man, don't blame me. It's all on this shithead, we had nothing to do with it. Shit, if I went on TV and promised to do something, I would fuckin' well do it.

Posted by: Blasty the Gliobastoma Growth at August 10, 2017 07:50 PM (A3b6q)

109 I've been in business for 25 years. Trying to excuse your failure to hit plan on unrealistic expectations is a very good way to find yourself walking out the front door with a boxful of your personal belongings.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 10, 2017 07:50 PM (gC2IV)

110 Yeah, how dare we idiots believe all of that if you want change then primary people and you have to give us the House and the Senate and the Presidency and then, then, by gum, you'll see all those hills we refused to die on be razed to the ground.

I'll admit it, I'm even stupider than previously anticipated because when Trump won I *really believed* that Obamacare would be repealed and tax reform would take place and blah blah blah.

I feel like a complete asshole for being that stupid.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 10, 2017 07:50 PM (dEQP3)

111 Fess up- Who heard that sound bite from Mc Connell and didn't think " That dog is gonna bite you? " Cause Mitchy was sure licking his own balls at that point.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 07:50 PM (5MfUM)

112 McConnell mixed metaphor:

"Let's drive off that bridge when we come to it."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2017 07:50 PM (iVOAv)

113 Can you imagine El Presidente Senor Heb calling out those duplicitous pieces of GOPe shit in Congress like this?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Please clap. Say, how do you say "clap" in Espanol?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at August 10, 2017 07:50 PM (Y6JzV)

114 Huh... weird that my previous comment didn't go through.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 10, 2017 07:51 PM (Ckg4U)

115 I will haughtily counteraccuse them of having had "excessive expectations".

Like staying under the speed limit your honor.

Posted by: DaveA at August 10, 2017 07:51 PM (FhXTo)

116 Even a stopped squirrel finds a blind nut twice a day.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 07:49 PM (MhsgV)



Ahem. It's even a blind squirrel fucks a pumpkin twice a day.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 10, 2017 07:51 PM (dEQP3)

117 This is good. PDT needs to figure out some way to get rid of the RINOs. This may be it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 07:51 PM (/qEW2)

118 112. When you come to a fork in the road, you take it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 07:51 PM (fA1SL)

119 JUST BUILD THE DANG WALL!!!

There. That should make those ungrateful voters cool their jets for a while.

Posted by: John McCain, R - Hanoi at August 10, 2017 07:51 PM (Mouru)

120 What's that amendment the Dem's are trying to trot out about being
mentally deficient for office in a bid to remove Trump? Does that apply
to Senators and Congress critters? I can think of several without even
trying hard.



Uh-oh.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, with tapioca dripping down her chin at August 10, 2017 07:51 PM (LAe3v)

121 103

President Trump should fire mcconnel's dumbass wife, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 07:49 PM (42wr9)

He should pleasure her like she's never been pleasured before, then send Mitch the video.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 07:52 PM (ANIFC)

122
Please clap. Say, how do you say "clap" in Espanol?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at August 10, 2017 07:50 PM (Y6JzV)

El clapo?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2017 07:52 PM (8snMi)

123 102
When you call Geico, you save money on car insurance. It's what you do.
Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 10, 2017 07:49 PM (Zd2ZF)


I just recently learned that Geico stands for Government Employees Insurance Company. How did I not know that before?

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2017 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

124 Keep slapping that turtle bitch around. Then do it again and again until he resigns.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 10, 2017 07:31 PM (mcI77)


Just put him upside down on a fence post and walk away.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 10, 2017 07:52 PM (lIZQs)

125 113. Lupita from Vera Cruz.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 07:52 PM (fA1SL)

126 Say, how do you say "clap" in Espanol?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0

Peepee en fuego?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 07:52 PM (MhsgV)

127 At this point, I just want to hear him say the word "Uniparty".

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2017 07:53 PM (Vevy5)

128 McConnell mixed metaphor:

"Let's drive off that bridge when we come to it."



That one's taken.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at August 10, 2017 07:53 PM (gIRsn)

129 I may have made a mistake trying to surrender Fort West Point.

- Benedict Arnold

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 07:53 PM (Nwg0u)

130 bitch mcconnel the greg marmalard of the senate.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 07:53 PM (KP5rU)

131 114 Slapweasel

Happened to me last night a few times. I thought I'd been banned for questioning Ace on his diet.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 07:53 PM (IR/WY)

132 Probably unrelated, but Trump has gone up 6 points in the latest Rasmussen poll, to 44% from 38%.

My schadenboner went up more than that.

McConnell mansplained to his audience that Trump just doesn't understand the slow deliberative pace of the Senate.

Nah, you jackwagon, we know you do-nothings take more vacations than a unionized public school teacher.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 10, 2017 07:53 PM (6jaju)

133 Posted by: Gen. George B. McClellan at August 10, 2017 07:48 PM (MuTTO)

Please. You were a prancy little pussy with dreams of grandeur hoping to hold high political office. You were a disgrace to the uniform of the Republic. You let Lee give you repeated wedgies and you liked it. Lincoln had to fire you twice because you were an inept nitwit. It's a good thing that Grant came along.

Please don't get me started on this diminutive little ass.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 10, 2017 07:53 PM (FAo3p)

134 Lance Lynn (Cardinals pitcher) just got beaned in the head, hard. He says he's ok but I think something is wrong....he's smiling. I've never seen him do that before.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2017 07:53 PM (Enq6K)

135 Ahem. It's even a blind squirrel fucks a pumpkin twice a day.
Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees

Does the sofa cushion know he's cheating on it?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 07:53 PM (MhsgV)

136 124. His legs are kicking in the air, he's trying to turn over, but he can't without your help. But you're not helping him, Leon....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 07:53 PM (fA1SL)

137 Posted by: Blasty the Gliobastoma Growth at August 10, 2017 07:50 PM (A3b6q)

Dear Blasty ...

... Hi !!! I'm just a newcomer to the Eat a CockSucker Senator's Brain League ... and I just wanted to write and say that I'm your Number One Fan - for what it's worth.

I don't know much about the rules yet - but I'm all-in Team Blasty. Go Team Blasty !!!

You're Desperately ...

... ScoggDog

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 10, 2017 07:53 PM (fiGNd)

138 ..."I feel like a complete asshole for being that stupid."
-Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 10, 2017 07:50 PM (dEQP3)

Welcome Aboard, Dummy!

Next stop... Idiocy and points South.

I've had my ticket for over a year.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 10, 2017 07:54 PM (Ckg4U)

139 FFS Mitch, this isn't rocket surgery.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 10, 2017 07:54 PM (gC2IV)

140
When you open that Pandora's Box, you'll find it's full of Trojan Horses.

We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 10, 2017 07:54 PM (8O3HH)

141 People just lazily vote for the shit sandwich congresscretins that are served up for them in the general election. They need to get "woke" to the fact that THIS WILL NOT DO. Like being told by the rebel President they elected that the reason the promised changes aren't going into effect is that there are traitorous idiot shitstains with an (R) as their title.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 07:54 PM (/qEW2)

142 A rolling stone doesn't go off half-cocked.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2017 07:54 PM (8snMi)

143 45 When George H. W. Bush said, "Read my lips. No new taxes." I need immediately that it was over. It was only a matter of time and Bush would be gone.


This is Trump's moment. It's over. He's done. He has thrown the gauntlet and it will come back to bite him. Trump is finished. Over. Done. Kaput. Discompruesto. He has gone too far.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 10, 2017 07:37 PM (m9X4Y)


Dude.

You mean McConnell.

Trump's not the one who's gone on TV for seven years promising to repeal Obamacare, passing bills multiple times when it would be vetoed by Obama, and then failing to get a vote done for Trump when it mattered. They have to get a bill to Trump for him to veto for him to break his promise.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 10, 2017 07:55 PM (A3b6q)

144 "Happened to me last night a few times. I thought I'd been banned for questioning Ace on his diet."

-Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 07:53 PM (IR/WY)

Sometimes Pixy has his way with us.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 10, 2017 07:55 PM (Ckg4U)

145 Didn't hear that Susan Rice is ok with the Norks having nukes, God knows she is also all right with Iran having nukes, she helped do everything to accomplish that.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2017 07:55 PM (pPKG5)

146 Discombobulated was the word I was looking for.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 10, 2017 07:55 PM (GeWvD)

147 Rome wasn't sacked in a day.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 07:56 PM (ANIFC)

148 Go Team Blasty !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 10, 2017 07:56 PM (fiGNd)

149 I have always told my kids my own aphorism about the real world:


God rewards effort.

Man wants results.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 10, 2017 07:56 PM (lIZQs)

150
This is Trump's moment. It's over. He's done. He has thrown the gauntlet and it will come back to bite him. Trump is finished. Over. Done. Kaput. Discompruesto. He has gone too far.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at August 10, 2017 07:37 PM (m9X4Y)



Again?

What's this, the 15th or 16th time Trump "went too far?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 07:57 PM (42wr9)

151 *Goes Away*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 10, 2017 07:57 PM (Ckg4U)

152 Didn't hear that Susan Rice is ok with the Norks having nukes, God knows she is also all right with Iran having nukes, she helped do everything to accomplish that.


She also okay with Israel having a nuke, but only if its delivered by the Iranians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 07:57 PM (Mouru)

153 86 Best mixed metaphors:

http://tinyurl.com/y6wvrn53

My favorite-"You could have knocked me over with a fender."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10

--------
These are great. He needs to add "it's a moo point". People actually do say that instead of moot. It's a cow's point of view so it doesn't matter, seems to be the reasoning.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 07:57 PM (IR/WY)

154 Google translation for clap is aplaudir in Spanish

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2017 07:58 PM (pPKG5)

155 bitch mcconnel the greg marmalard of the senate.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

It's not that PDT doesn't understand Washington (he's got plenty of firepower around him for that). It's that he understands it all too well and does not respect it nor it's inhabitants.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at August 10, 2017 07:58 PM (Y6JzV)

156 Trump's not the one who's gone on TV for seven years promising to repeal Obamacare, passing bills multiple times when it would be vetoed by Obama, and then failing to get a vote done for Trump when it mattered.

Oh, come now. Nobody believes those fundraising appeals.

Posted by: Fightin' Mitch McConnell at August 10, 2017 07:58 PM (Mouru)

157 Mitch McDumbass is a whore.

Yes, he is a whore who wears a suit and tie, but a whore nonetheless.

When your paid to toss the salad, you toss the salad.

Get tossing Mitch.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2017 07:58 PM (5VlCp)

158 So was Mitch good for blocking Garland?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 10, 2017 07:37 PM (RrhD2)

I think he did it for show, since everybody knew the Beast was gonna win anyways.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 10, 2017 07:58 PM (Fcg4g)

159 He needs to add "it's a moo point".

That would be one really, really expensive point. Almost Trumpian.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 10, 2017 07:59 PM (fiGNd)

160 These are great. He needs to add "it's a moo
point". People actually do say that instead of moot. It's a cow's point
of view so it doesn't matter, seems to be the reasoning.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumption


My old boss called it a mute point. What a peawit.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2017 07:59 PM (LAe3v)

161 "He needs to add "it's a moo point"."

I usually see "it's a mute point." Meaning, I guess, that it doesn't matter because nobody heard it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:00 PM (398bZ)

162 These are great. He needs to add "it's a moo point". People actually do say that instead of moot. It's a cow's point of view so it doesn't matter, seems to be the reasoning.


I hear "it's a mute point" sometimes. I guess that means because it's irrelevant nobody actually said it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 08:00 PM (Mouru)

163 ***clears throut*** Hm Hmmm

*** Does nasaly third rate Arnold Shwartzeneegar accent ***

"My friensh,

Remember when I told you that I would vote to repeal Obamacare?

I lied."

Posted by: The Parasitic Assmunch John McCain, (not Blasty the Gliobastoma Growth) at August 10, 2017 08:00 PM (A3b6q)

164 Skip- Thanks for bringing that up. I didn't want to rehash that if it had been a major comment driver.

I really thought that would be a major post today.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 08:00 PM (5MfUM)

165 My old boss called it a mute point. What a peawit.


Posted by: pep at August 10, 2017 07:59 PM (LAe3v)

That drives me crazy!
Just like "orientate", indtead of "orient". Although, technically, "orientate" is (now?) acceptable...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2017 08:01 PM (8snMi)

166 158 So was Mitch good for blocking Garland?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 10, 2017 07:37 PM (RrhD2)

I think he did it for show, since everybody knew the Beast was gonna win anyways.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 10, 2017 07:58 PM (Fcg4g)


Hmm. I never thought about that angle. You may well be right.

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2017 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

167 Hey, my brain's been hacked!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru)

168 FI-yer and FYOO ree.

Like nothin that fuckin turtle has ever seen befoah.

Posted by: PDT at August 10, 2017 08:01 PM (2wRtc)

169 These are great. He needs to add "it's a moo point". People actually do say that instead of moot. It's a cow's point of view so it doesn't matter, seems to be the reasoning.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 07:57 PM (IR/WY)


That's from Friends.

https://youtu.be/8bo54wE_rJU

Posted by: buzzion at August 10, 2017 08:01 PM (z/Ubi)

170 I see the Horde is has put on their sunglasses and can see that it's all theater and pure fantasy in politics and DC. It's literally a movie or a play.

The Disney Pill is a bitter pill to swallow.

*passes bottles of water around*

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2017 08:02 PM (XFue2)

171 Mr. Mute Moo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2017 08:02 PM (IqV8l)

172
McConnell blocked Garland because those were his ORDERS from obama and Schemer.

McConnell was ordered to "play" the leader of the Party of No to make the Republican Shits look bad for hillary clinton and to help Democrats win the Senate for her.

That's why Garland was blocked. It was a farce.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 08:02 PM (42wr9)

173 If it's a mute point, then why are people talking about it?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2017 08:02 PM (8snMi)

174 The dummies.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2017 08:03 PM (8snMi)

175 Donald Trump is one of us. I feel he acts the way I would act if i were president. I understand his impatience and frustration with Congress. And I admire him for working to keep his campaign promises.

Posted by: mIKE at August 10, 2017 08:03 PM (c056A)

176 Have you noticed that people who say things like "mute point" or "orientate" seem to say them very, very often?

I worked with a guy who wasn't a dummy, but he said "and Excedrin" instead of "and et cetera." He said it in about every fourth sentence.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:03 PM (398bZ)

177

Who do you think coordinates Republican Failure Theater?

It isn't the Republican Cucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 08:03 PM (42wr9)

178 Posted by: Gen. George B. McClellan at August 10, 2017 07:48 PM (MuTTO)

Please. You were a prancy little pussy with dreams of grandeur hoping to hold high political office. You were a disgrace to the uniform of the Republic. You let Lee give you repeated wedgies and you liked it. Lincoln had to fire you twice because you were an inept nitwit. It's a good thing that Grant came along.

Please don't get me started on this diminutive little ass.

-
What he said.

- Joe Hooker

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 08:03 PM (Nwg0u)

179 The Karen Carpenter sock has me giggling all afternoon like a 10yo. I'm going to hell after all. Oh well.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 10, 2017 08:04 PM (Fcg4g)

180
I have a Moog point.

Posted by: a synthesizer at August 10, 2017 08:04 PM (2wRtc)

181 He who lies down with dogs sleeps with the fishes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 08:05 PM (Mouru)

182 *passes bottles of water around*

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2017 08:02 PM (XFue2)


*hands that shit back ... opens another beer*

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 10, 2017 08:05 PM (fiGNd)

183 Maybe when people say it a "mute" point they want you to shut up about it. Or maybe they're just to dumb to know.

Posted by: Mock Turtle Soup at August 10, 2017 08:05 PM (BO/km)

184
McConnell's job in the Senate is to 1) make Republicans look inept, and 2) help advance the Democrat's agenda.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 08:05 PM (42wr9)

185 It's a poop-chute point.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 10, 2017 08:05 PM (MhsgV)

186 I'm going to hell after all.

The Calvinists have a theory on that. I figured out pretty early I'm not in the elect.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 10, 2017 08:05 PM (6FqZa)

187 Where's the Chelsea Manning / Vogue Thread?

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2017 08:05 PM (dkjar)

188 I worked with a guy who wasn't a dummy, but he said
"and Excedrin" instead of "and et cetera." He said it in about every
fourth sentence.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:03 PM (398bZ)

Because I'm a bit of a grammar-nazi, that gives me a headache.
I guess I need to take two et ceteras.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2017 08:05 PM (8snMi)

189 McConnell blocked Garland because those were his ORDERS from obama and Schemer.

McConnell was ordered to "play" the leader of the Party of No to make the Republican Shits look bad for hillary clinton and to help Democrats win the Senate for her.

That's why Garland was blocked. It was a farce.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 08:02 PM (42wr9)


No, he blocked Garland because he thought it was an easy win. He expected Hillary to be elected and hoped to win some goodwill from the right to balance out the shit he'd take when he rolled over for her nominee.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 10, 2017 08:05 PM (Tnhbr)

190 A 'mute' point?! Hahahaha. that's a new one for me.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 08:06 PM (IR/WY)

191 Too dumb

Posted by: Mock Turtle Soup at August 10, 2017 08:06 PM (BO/km)

192 I think turtles eat lettuce. PDT should send the bitch a case of lettuce. And a BOD.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 10, 2017 08:06 PM (mcI77)

193 55
Sixteen hours ago an American airplane dropped one bomb on Hiroshima, an important Japanese Army base. That bomb had more power than 20,000 tons of TNT. It had more than 2000 times the blast.

It is an atomic bomb. It is harnessing of the basic power of the universe. The force from which the Sun draws its power has been loosed against those who brought war to the Far East.

It was to spare the Japanese people from utter destruction that the ultimatum of July 26 was issued at Potsdam. Their leaders promptly rejected that ultimatum.

If they do not now accept accept our terms they may accept a rain of ruin from the air, the like of which has never been seen before on this earth.

-Harry Truman, Aug 6th, 1945

And I, in solidarity with the victims, with the assistance of Senator Bob Corker, have made revenge on the American Imperialists by the Iranians a foregone possibility.

Posted by: Former President Barack "That's Not Who We Are" Obama at August 10, 2017 08:06 PM (A3b6q)

194 He thought blocking Garland would get him more senators. Never contemplated Trump.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 10, 2017 08:06 PM (a7FXx)

195 and what's this shit about blocking trump's recess appointments?

It seems like ryan and the turtle are working more for donks than for the rwnj's what got them elected.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 10, 2017 08:07 PM (AU4SY)

196 >>Look at the legislative calendar for the Senate.


It's pretty fair to ask, "What is the point of you?"



Apparently the one thing they think they can get done is gavel in enough times during their recess that it will keep Trump from making recess appointments. SO the point of them appears to be protect the phoney-baloney goodtime rock'n roll banana jobs safe while doing nothing to assist Trump or give their voters what they want.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2017 08:07 PM (NOIQH)

197 I can't tell if this Friend movie is real or ironic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5hOm8_3mJA

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2017 08:07 PM (LAe3v)

198 How about, "Let that stink in."

"Jim Acosta is still working for CNN. Let that stink in for a moment."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 10, 2017 08:07 PM (MZcWR)

199 The Disney Pill is a bitter pill to swallow.

-
Best news of the day:

Disney/ABC News news settled Diane Sawyer's "pink slime" defamation lawsuit for north of $170,000,000.

I don't know why the MSM isn't all over this.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 08:08 PM (Nwg0u)

200 t least that's what the Senate does when the Senate and the President aren't of the same party. When the Senate and the President share the same party, the Senate declares itself to be in recess. The President can then make recess appointments if he so chooses.

Turtledick should have to explain why the hell he did not recess the Senate.

***

what is called...QED?

trump is not a member of McConnell's party i guess. The gop has merged into an alternative off label brand of the dnc while trump has grabbed a coalition of americans who both parties are embarassed to work for.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 10, 2017 08:08 PM (AU4SY)

201 It seems like ryan and the turtle are working more for donks than for the rwnj's what got them elected.
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 10, 2017 08:07 PM (AU4SY)


Oh andrew ... my friend ... if only you understood the intricacies of ...

... The Process.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 10, 2017 08:09 PM (fiGNd)

202 That's from Friends.



https://youtu.be/8bo54wE_rJU

Posted by: buzzion



Supposably.

Posted by: pep at August 10, 2017 08:09 PM (LAe3v)

203 169. Buzzion

I saw that episode! Joey, of course. I think they did it b/c it is so widely misused. And you never want to correct the idiot saying it, so they continue to do it, and suddenly it becomes acceptable.

Remember when "coversate" was becoming a word. I want to conversation with you later. So glad that went away.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 08:09 PM (IR/WY)

204 The Venezuelan People had excessive expectations.

Posted by: Zombie Hugo Chavez at August 10, 2017 08:09 PM (A3b6q)

205 176
I worked with a guy who wasn't a dummy, but he said "and Excedrin" instead of "and et cetera." He said it in about every fourth sentence.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:03 PM (398bZ)


I know a guy who always writes "ect." instead of "etc.", but that is downright retarded.

Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

206 *conversate.

Damn Autocorrect

Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 08:10 PM (IR/WY)

207 "Supposably."

ISWYDT (I hope).

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:10 PM (398bZ)

208 'm going to hell after all. Oh well.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 10, 2017 08:04 PM (Fcg4g)

But there are 9 levels of hell, so may want to choose which one suits you gefore going too far.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 10, 2017 08:10 PM (lIZQs)

209 trump is not a member of McConnell's party i guess. The gop has merged
into an alternative off label brand of the dnc while trump has grabbed a
coalition of americans who both parties are embarassed to work for.
===

The Federalist Union Party.

Donald Trump (FU)

Posted by: Schmoopy at August 10, 2017 08:10 PM (2wRtc)

210 Remember when "coversate" was becoming a word. I want to conversation with you later. So glad that went away.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 08:09 PM (IR/WY)

I never utilized that.
/

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 10, 2017 08:11 PM (T71PA)

211 204 The Venezuelan People had excessive expectations.
Posted by: Zombie Hugo Chavez at August 10, 2017 08:09 PM (A3b6q)


The Colonists suffer from the same ...

Posted by: King George III at August 10, 2017 08:11 PM (fiGNd)

212 >>I know a guy who always writes "ect." instead of "etc.", but that is downright retarded.


I HAVE A LEARNING DISABILITY!

Posted by: Les Dystic at August 10, 2017 08:11 PM (dkjar)

213 Even a stopped squirrel finds a blind nut twice a day.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 07:49 PM (MhsgV)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 10, 2017 08:12 PM (Fcg4g)

214 210. Sarc tag saves you from a frailin'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:12 PM (yQyFv)

215 The Chinese have a lot of Hells.

Posted by: Eddie at August 10, 2017 08:12 PM (2wRtc)

216 199; the msm never covers their own snail trails.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 08:12 PM (KP5rU)

217 204 The Venezuelan People had excessive expectations.

So did the Jews.

Posted by: Adolph You Know Who at August 10, 2017 08:12 PM (mcI77)

218 The Venezuelan People had excessive expectations.
Posted by: Zombie Hugo Chavez

Don't get me started on the excessive expectations of those Ukrainian kulaks.

Posted by: zombie Joseph Stalin at August 10, 2017 08:12 PM (MhsgV)

219 "I never utilized that."

Maybe we should take a meeting to architecture our new grammar.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:12 PM (398bZ)

220 I didn't really want Trump. I wanted to secede. But the Senate and House made me vote for Trump.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 10, 2017 08:13 PM (FiQYZ)

221 178 Posted by: Gen. George B. McClellan at August 10, 2017 07:48 PM (MuTTO)

Please. You were a prancy little pussy with dreams of grandeur hoping to hold high political office. You were a disgrace to the uniform of the Republic. You let Lee give you repeated wedgies and you liked it. Lincoln had to fire you twice because you were an inept nitwit. It's a good thing that Grant came along.

Please don't get me started on this diminutive little ass.

-
What he said.

- Joe Hooker

Loser. You never had anything named after you.

Posted by: General Burnside at August 10, 2017 08:13 PM (ANIFC)

222

Great expectations? The Dickens you say!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2017 08:13 PM (IqV8l)

223 Redundant acronyms.

I actually heard a news head say, "A SAM Surface-To-Air missile."

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 10, 2017 08:14 PM (lIZQs)

224 222




Great expectations? The Dickens you say!



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2017 08:13 PM (IqV8l)

Go on....

Posted by: Shep! at August 10, 2017 08:14 PM (8snMi)

225
Cuck McConnell fancies himself a darth vader -- he pretty much told us to pray he doesn't alter the deal further.

Trump isn't having it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 08:14 PM (42wr9)

226 "Maybe we should take a meeting to architecture our new grammar."

Yeah. It could be disruptive.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 10, 2017 08:14 PM (T71PA)

227 215 The Chinese have a lot of Hells.
Posted by: Eddie at August 10, 2017 08:12 PM (2wRtc)

More Herrs than the snack aisle at Wegmans

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 08:14 PM (ANIFC)

228 I like that, Trump (FU).

Federalist Union Coalition of Kossaks United?

The dnc and gop be like Jay-Z ripping on auto-tine while working with Little John (?) on a song. "oh we're like enemies, but here's are joint album" Trump is all like DMX.

The GOP merged with or from the DNC like a high end fashion label coming out with a grunge line of high end flannels in the 90's. Like marketing said, "we need a brand that doesn't carry the stink of the democrats but isn't actually, you know, a flannel shirt from wal-mart"

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 10, 2017 08:14 PM (AU4SY)

229 Irregardless

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2017 08:14 PM (dkjar)

230 Human language. HAH!

ee-ee- EEEEE- uRRRR click click click

Posted by: intensive porpoises at August 10, 2017 08:15 PM (2wRtc)

231 I just recently learned that Geico stands for Government Employees Insurance Company. How did I not know that before?
Posted by: rickl at August 10, 2017 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

And is owned by that piece of shit Warren Buffett.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 10, 2017 08:15 PM (Fcg4g)

232 Chinless, gutless and glottal is no way to go through life, McConnell.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at August 10, 2017 08:15 PM (bc2Lc)

233 Great expectations? The Dickens you say!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

We've fallen on hard times.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 08:15 PM (MhsgV)

234 205 176
I worked with a guy who wasn't a dummy, but he said "and Excedrin" instead of "and et cetera." He said it in about every fourth sentence.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:03 PM (398bZ)

I know a guy who always writes "ect." instead of "etc.", but that is downright retarded. - rickl
---------
Excedrin is hilarious. I'm gonna use it & see what happens.

I always wonder how it is that No One corrects them?! I mean a friend or something? Cause,they just go thru life humiliating themselves. I

Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 08:15 PM (IR/WY)

235 "Irregardless"

That one's like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. I can't help it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:16 PM (398bZ)

236 Every. Damn. Time.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 10, 2017 08:16 PM (Fcg4g)

237 Please don't get me started on this diminutive little ass.

===

OH My!

*fans self*

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at August 10, 2017 08:16 PM (2wRtc)

238 Redundant acronyms.

I actually heard a news head say, "A SAM Surface-To-Air missile."


I enter my PIN number to get cash.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 08:17 PM (Mouru)

239 RAM memory

Posted by: Mock Turtle Soup at August 10, 2017 08:18 PM (BO/km)

240 I enter my PIN number to get cash.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Is that on the ATM machine?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 08:18 PM (MhsgV)

241 "I always wonder how it is that No One corrects them?!"

I know. I couldn't bring myself to do it, because he was a very courteous guy and he was much older than me. His son also worked for the company and I thought about talking with him about it, but I chickened out.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:18 PM (398bZ)

242
Seriously, Mr. President. As much as I loathe Mitch McConnell as I loathe projectile colitis or forced analingus upon the putrefacted corpse of Helen Thomas, he alone is not necessarily the problem. At least half of the Senate and the House are against you, us and everything we want and stand for.

If you can square that circle, let us know. Behind you all the way, no matter what.

PS: Supporting McConnell's stooge candidate in Alabama is not exactly helpful to the cause.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

243 I have a question about the pregnant man. She has a beard because she was on testosterone. Why does testosterone kill the hair on your head but grows it on your chin. That's stupid. You'd think it would either grow hair or kill it, but not redistribute it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (/qEW2)

244 219 "I never utilized that."

Maybe we should take a meeting to architecture our new grammar.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:12 PM (398bZ)

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (NXsWM)

245
What's you car's VIN number?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (42wr9)

246
Excedrin is hilarious. I'm gonna use it & see what happens.

It'll probably cure your headache.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (IqV8l)

247 Breakfastses

People who can't say 'breakfast'.

Also, people who think you can 'borrow' something to someone as opposed to lending it.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (dkjar)

248 I'm with the Donald, but changes are Obamacare is here to stay. A few tweeks here and there but face it, pre conditions, free riders, and make the rich pay are not leaving.
Posted by: Skip

_______

All because we are one vote short in the Senate?

So because John McCain's tumor was acting up, we better get used to a collapsed health care market.
Posted by: Maritime at August 10, 2017 07:42 PM (4qUwg)

Obamacare ain't here to stay.

Like Donny Two Scoops sez it will fail on its own.

Its like the man who has a large, swollen seeping scabby penis who goes to three doctor, who all tell him they will have to amputate it.

In a fit of desperation he goes to Chinatown to see if the old Chinese doctor who practiced folk medicine could help him.

The man tells him what the other doctors have told him, and the the Old Chinese doctor says, "American doctor, alway cut cut, snip, snip, slice slice."

The man says, "So I won't have to get it cut off?"

"No, no. Not at all"

The man gratefully tells him, with tears in his eyes, "Thank you, thank you!"

'In two week it fall off by itself."

Posted by: Minuteman at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (A3b6q)

249 Harry Truman was an incompetent businessman and a parasite on the government payroll for almost his whole adult life. Except when he lost his ass selling clothes in Missouri.

He is still head and shoulders above the likes of Barack Mugabe and Billy Jeff.

Oh, he was racist too. He hated the Irish.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (5VlCp)

250 Time Magazine is trying to mainstream "hold my avocado" as a trendy, viral catch phrase to prove they're still relevant.

https://tinyurl.com/y9junygt

I don't know if it's a metaphorical avocado or what but my only response is suck my dick.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (Nwg0u)

251 243 That's stupid. You'd think it would either grow hair or kill it, but not redistribute it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (/qEW2)


Testosterone is socialist, then.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

252 I fully expect that every horse I shipped to Venezuela has now become an edible commodity.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 08:20 PM (5MfUM)

253 I enter my PIN number to get cash.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Is that on the ATM machine?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 08:18 PM (MhsgV)



Yep. That's how I get access to my IRA account.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 08:20 PM (Mouru)

254 >>Please don't get me started on this diminutive little ass.



This is about Keifer again, isn't it?

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2017 08:20 PM (dkjar)

255 243 I have a question about the pregnant man. She has a beard because she was on testosterone. Why does testosterone kill the hair on your head but grows it on your chin. That's stupid. You'd think it would either grow hair or kill it, but not redistribute it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (/qEW2)

I have another question about the pregnant man. Why does she think downing a pile of artificial steriods is going to help her produce a healthy child? This is probably about as smart as doing crack while pregnant, no?

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at August 10, 2017 08:20 PM (NXsWM)

256 I hate abuse of the English language. It sets my teeth on edge.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:21 PM (0mRoj)

257
remember ROMAN MARONI?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 08:21 PM (42wr9)

258 Oh, he was racist too. He hated the Irish.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (5VlCp)

Was that the black irish or the white irish?

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at August 10, 2017 08:21 PM (NXsWM)

259 "Mitch, get back to work and put Repeal & Replace, Tax Reform & Cuts and a great Infrastructure Bill on my desk for signing. You can do it!"

PDT spelled "Bitch" wrong, how gauche!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 10, 2017 08:21 PM (4hIeD)

260 255 243 I have a question about the pregnant man. She has a beard because she was on testosterone. Why does testosterone kill the hair on your head but grows it on your chin. That's stupid. You'd think it would either grow hair or kill it, but not redistribute it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (/qEW2)

I have another question about the pregnant man. Why does she think downing a pile of artificial steriods is going to help her produce a healthy child? This is probably about as smart as doing crack while pregnant, no?
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at August 10, 2017 08:20 PM (NXsWM)

"Smart" never entered the picture.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)

261 "And is owned by that piece of shit Warren Buffett.
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 10, 2017 08:15 PM (Fcg4g)"


What? He only gave 2% of his wealth to abortion activists (only a billion or so.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 10, 2017 08:22 PM (lIZQs)

262 >>Why does she think downing a pile of artificial steriods is going to help her produce a healthy child? This is probably about as smart as doing crack while pregnant, no?


Only if you get the Hormones from the CIA.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2017 08:22 PM (dkjar)

263 257
remember ROMAN MARONI?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 08:21 PM (42wr9)

Forging icehole corksockers!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:22 PM (0mRoj)

264 It's a moop oint. Says so right here on the back of the card.

Posted by: George Constanza at August 10, 2017 08:23 PM (+2tNL)

265 >>remember ROMAN MARONI?


That guy was an icehole.

A fargin' icehole.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2017 08:23 PM (dkjar)

266 My ask is that you stop fvcking with my language.

Posted by: mikeski at August 10, 2017 08:23 PM (74RNd)

267
Time Magazine is trying to mainstream "hold my avocado" as a trendy, viral catch phrase to prove they're still relevant.

Is that what a gay hipster says just before sticking a sky rocket up his ass?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2017 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

268 Transwhateverites- Fucked from the womb to the tomb and G-d speed.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 08:24 PM (5MfUM)

269 255 243 I have a question about the pregnant man. She has a beard because she was on testosterone. Why does testosterone kill the hair on your head but grows it on your chin. That's stupid. You'd think it would either grow hair or kill it, but not redistribute it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (/qEW2)

I have another question about the pregnant man. Why does she think downing a pile of artificial steriods is going to help her produce a healthy child? This is probably about as smart as doing crack while pregnant, no?
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at August 10, 2017 08:20 PM (NXsWM)

Xe'll be the first man to get an abortion. Then xe'll be on Leftist Mt. Rushmore.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 08:24 PM (ANIFC)

270 Now I've got a Senator telling PDT to "tone down the rhetoric" to lil Kim, all while knowing AK is in the target zone.

Who are these assholes, and who voted them into office?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2017 08:24 PM (NXsWM)

271 That's stupid. You'd think it would either grow hair or kill it, but not redistribute it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (/qEW2)

The older I get the hair I on the top of my head gets thinner but my nose and ears are friggin' overflowing with the stuff. life ain't fair. It's a doggy dog world.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 10, 2017 08:24 PM (T71PA)

272 Why does she think downing a pile of artificial steriods is going to help her produce a healthy child? This is probably about as smart as doing crack while pregnant, no?
Posted by: Inigo Montoya

Either she'll have the swolest baby around or having an Eraserhead baby will be the next big trend with trannies.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 08:24 PM (MhsgV)

273 221 178 Posted by: Gen. George B. McClellan at August 10, 2017 07:48 PM (MuTTO)

Please. You were a prancy little pussy with dreams of grandeur hoping to hold high political office. You were a disgrace to the uniform of the Republic. You let Lee give you repeated wedgies and you liked it. Lincoln had to fire you twice because you were an inept nitwit. It's a good thing that Grant came along.

Please don't get me started on this diminutive little ass.

-
What he said.

- Joe Hooker

Loser. You never had anything named after you.
Posted by: General Burnside at August 10, 2017 08:13 PM (ANIFC)

Oh no? I'll see your sideburns and raise you my camp followers.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 10, 2017 08:24 PM (hJrjt)

274 241. I can see that. Hopefully no one ever tells him.

I inadvertently told a friend she was using a word incorrectly (long backstory). She was mortified and then mad I hadn't told her sooner b/c she had been using it frequently for over a year. I was like "I thought you knew"! Ugh. Suddenly it was my fault.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 08:25 PM (IR/WY)

275 Let's form a tiger team to leverage our core competences for maximal synergy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:25 PM (0mRoj)

276 If he doesn't get repeal and replace done...

You know what would be even easier, if we're pressed for time? Repeal. Period. Could probably draw that up in two minutes.

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2017 08:25 PM (pszv/)

277 Who are these assholes, and who voted them into office?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2017 08:24 PM (NXsWM)

If ya gotta ask

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2017 08:25 PM (SjImc)

278 Time Magazine is trying to mainstream "hold my avocado" as a trendy, viral catch phrase to prove they're still relevant.


Hmm. Whatever happened to, "I'd buy THAT for a dollar!"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 08:25 PM (Mouru)

279 If you hazard your ball-less scrotum into a mock vulva would that be considered an excessive expectation?

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2017 08:25 PM (eLttb)

280 What he said.

- Joe Hooker

Loser. You never had anything named after you.

Posted by: General Burnside at August 10, 2017 08:13 PM (ANIFC)

Where do you think the slang term for "prostitute" came from?

Gen Hooker had a harem of "hookers" following him around.

Posted by: the guy across the street at August 10, 2017 08:27 PM (sf2BM)

281 Let's form a tiger team to leverage our core competences for maximal synergy.
Posted by: Insomniac

Can we do a shot every time someone says "best practices"?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 08:27 PM (MhsgV)

282 who bitch this is?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 08:27 PM (KP5rU)

283 Suddenly it was my fault.

Well, you did use the word 'she' a lot in that story, so that kind hinted at the punchline.

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2017 08:27 PM (kuiuS)

284 Don't know were we're going but we're making really good time!

Posted by: Retired Engineer at August 10, 2017 08:27 PM (L7t0A)

285 Can we do a shot every time someone says "best practices"?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 08:27 PM (MhsgV)

Alcohol poisoning here we come!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:27 PM (0mRoj)

286 Why does she think downing a pile of artificial steriods is going to help her produce a healthy child?


With all that testosterone in mom's system that baby will have a dick the size of a fungo bat. And that's if its a girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 08:28 PM (Mouru)

287 Was Roman any relation to Boney?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 10, 2017 08:28 PM (PUmDY)

288 We have built a robust, stable, customer-centric platform that is best-in-class.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:28 PM (0mRoj)

289 I keep picking those little wick papers off my ass. Someone once told me they were Dingleberries.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 10, 2017 08:29 PM (lIZQs)

290 Still no Bradley / Chelsea Manning Vogue Cover Thread!?


I think Ace is just jealous that he couldn't pull off that red swimsuit.

Even after fasting 8 out of 11 days.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2017 08:30 PM (dkjar)

291 "Irregardless"

That one's like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. I can't help it.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed

Mine is the term "decimated" when someone really means annihilated or destroyed. Amazing how often I catch it.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at August 10, 2017 08:30 PM (Y6JzV)

292 best practices, Make mine a Balvenie double wood please.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 08:30 PM (5MfUM)

293 Man I just wish Robert Mueller would do his impeachment/show trial thing soon because if does not someone is going to stress The Senators and affect Senate decorum and possibly violate Senate Rules......there is just so much you can ask of a Senator and PDT has crossed the line by asking for stuff the Senate disapproves of

!All Hail THE SENATE!

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at August 10, 2017 08:30 PM (oBuXO)

294 when i was still working whenver the boss would institute a new or different program, a female would always say "i don't understand the theology behind this stuff." i always told her that there was a methodist to his madness. she was clueless.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 08:30 PM (KP5rU)

295 We have built a robust, stable, customer-centric platform that is best-in-class.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:28 PM (0mRoj)



Well, ours is best-of-breed. That's like, better.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 08:31 PM (Mouru)

296 291 "Irregardless"

That one's like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. I can't help it.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed

Mine is the term "decimated" when someone really means annihilated or destroyed. Amazing how often I catch it.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at August 10, 2017 08:30 PM (Y6JzV)

Action used as a verb. As in you need to action on this policy.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 10, 2017 08:31 PM (hJrjt)

297 Oh, he was racist too. He hated the Irish.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (5VlCp)
Was that the black irish or the white irish?
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at August 10, 2017 08:21 PM (NXsWM)

Both...he was a democrat after all. An equal opportunity
rayciss.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2017 08:31 PM (5VlCp)

298 I have to deal with "best practices" term all the time now thanks to Dodd/Frank.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 10, 2017 08:32 PM (PUmDY)

299 Everyone hates the Irish.

It's the one thing that holds us together.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2017 08:32 PM (dkjar)

300 292 best practices, Make mine a Balvenie double wood please.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 08:30 PM (5MfUM)

Is that value added? I hear that phrase 10 times a day.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 08:32 PM (ANIFC)

301 Time Magazine is trying to mainstream "hold my avocado" as a trendy, viral catch phrase to prove they're still relevant.

Yeah... a joke from 1980s Bloom County.

It really was funny at the time. In the 1980s.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 10, 2017 08:32 PM (6FqZa)

302 276 If he doesn't get repeal and replace done...

You know what would be even easier, if we're pressed for time? Repeal. Period. Could probably draw that up in two minutes.
Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2017 08:25 PM (pszv/)

I'll write the bill right here:

"The ACA is bullshit and is hearby repealed."

Posted by: Minuteman at August 10, 2017 08:32 PM (A3b6q)

303 Mitch and his centrist pals in the Senate figured that Hillary was a shoo-in for 2016. I think McConnell and the Senate leadership, including Chuck Schumer, sat down before the election and divvied up the 2017 Senate business. Signed, sealed, and delivered.

Then ... Trump. After the election, you didn't hear hosannahs from Mitch and Paul Ryan about how they were going to work with Trump to Make America Great Again. Not a peep.

Like I said (and think) ... they had 2017 all squared away with their buds in the donkey party and then Trump and the American people won the election LIKE A BOSS.

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2017 08:32 PM (Pqytn)

304 Gen Hooker had a harem of "hookers" following him around.

-
"Harem"? I believe the correct term is "regiment".

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 08:32 PM (Nwg0u)

305 With all that testosterone in mom's system that baby will have a dick the size of a fungo bat. And that's if its a girl.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 10, 2017 08:28 PM (Mouru)

LMFAO

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:33 PM (0mRoj)

306 'sup chavez and the rest of y'all fellow deplorables...

No mushroom clouds yet?

Posted by: SMFH at August 10, 2017 08:33 PM (sB1y1)

307 250. REMOVE AVOCADO.

REMOVE FILTHY AVOCADO FROM PREMISES. YOU ARE THE AVOCADO STINK. WORST AVOCADO.

REMOVE AVOCADO.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:33 PM (fA1SL)

308
tow the line

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2017 08:33 PM (pNxlR)

309 70 Oh and I forgot Mitchie-poo's agreement to allow pro forma Senate sessions so PDT can't make recess appointments.

Yes, it's true... this man has no dick.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 10, 2017 08:33 PM (4hIeD)

310 Was that the black irish or the white irish?
------
I used the term "black Irish" in a sentence & was met by a look of horror by about 10 people at dinner. It was the jaw drop, fork in mid-air look. It took me a few seconds to realize none of them knew what black Irish meant and thought I was committing some racial crime.

I didn't know all of them, so I think my response was something like "no...wait...you don't understand...let me explain." Ya know, cool as a cucumber. I was young.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 08:33 PM (IR/WY)

311 I'll write the bill right here:

"The ACA is bullshit and is hearby repealed."
Posted by: Minuteman at August 10, 2017 08:32 PM (A3b6q)


It's perfect.

Posted by: Vinnie Gambini at August 10, 2017 08:33 PM (Mouru)

312 300 292 best practices, Make mine a Balvenie double wood please.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 08:30 PM (5MfUM)

Is that value added? I hear that phrase 10 times a day.
Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 08:32 PM (ANIFC)

Deliverables. I fucking hate that word.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:34 PM (0mRoj)

313 The first sight Serena William's baby will see will be those massively muscular thighs.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 10, 2017 08:34 PM (hJrjt)

314 Draggin' a Line

Posted by: Tommy James at August 10, 2017 08:35 PM (Mouru)

315 Any man found using corporate babble and/or upspeak in any manner other than umambiguously ironic, spends a day in the hole.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:35 PM (fA1SL)

316 That's stupid. You'd think it would either grow hair or kill it, but not redistribute it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 08:19 PM (/qEW2)
The older I get the hair I on the top of my head gets thinner but my nose and ears are friggin' overflowing with the stuff. life ain't fair. It's a doggy dog world.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 10, 2017 08:24 PM (T71PA)

Hey, you get used to it after a while.

Nice and soft.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2017 08:35 PM (5VlCp)

317 josephistan- the value is in it keeps you from caring.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 08:35 PM (5MfUM)

318 Bradley Manning still looks like an ugly feminine dude. Mentally ill traps belong in padded rooms.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2017 08:35 PM (XFue2)

319 I heard a guy refer to Sikhs as the New Irish.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 10, 2017 08:35 PM (hJrjt)

320 REMOVE AVOCADO.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan!

I got a popup saying "removeAvocado not defined". Did I forget a semicolon somewhere?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 08:35 PM (MhsgV)

321 Tokin' Over the Line

Posted by: Brewer and Shipley at August 10, 2017 08:35 PM (dkjar)

322 306; good evening, my friend. no mushroom cloud here in flyover country. hope you are doing well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 08:35 PM (KP5rU)

323 313 The first sight Serena William's baby will see will be those massively muscular thighs her massive penis.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 10, 2017 08:34 PM (hJrjt)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:35 PM (0mRoj)

324 I might mostly agree with Trump about how Mconnel has handled his job but honestly, if it were me that Trump was running his mouth about like that we would be having a private conversation.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 08:36 PM (cqZPN)

325 AVOCADOS!

Posted by: GODSAIDMANSAID DOT COM at August 10, 2017 08:36 PM (dkjar)

326 315 Any man found using corporate babble and/or upspeak in any manner other than umambiguously ironic, spends a day in the hole.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:35 PM (fA1SL)

Now you're thinking outside the box!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:36 PM (0mRoj)

327 319. Nice. I kinda like that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:37 PM (fA1SL)

328 The older I get the hair I on the top of my head gets thinner but my nose and ears are friggin' overflowing with the stuff. life ain't fair. It's a doggy dog world.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 10, 2017 08:24 PM (T71PA)
=======================

Not to mention the eyebrows.

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2017 08:37 PM (Pqytn)

329 326. House of Pain for you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:37 PM (fA1SL)

330 doin' okay, chavez.

Posted by: SMFH at August 10, 2017 08:38 PM (sB1y1)

331 ...Not to mention the eyebrows.
Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2017 08:37 PM (Pqytn)

Word.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at August 10, 2017 08:38 PM (T71PA)

332 House of Pain for you.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan!

Jump up, jump up and get down.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 08:38 PM (MhsgV)

333 Awesome President is AWESOME!

even funnier was his answer to some bed wetter asking about the ~755 drones and dependents being expelled from Russia...

"I greatly appreciate they've been able to cut our payroll"

twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/895748258882093056

schadenboner status: collapsium


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 10, 2017 08:39 PM (a66nm)

334 "Let's form a tiger team to leverage our core competences for maximal synergy"

Oh, Lord. There's usage that grates, like "irregardless." When I hear that, though, I immediately think "this is a poorly-educated person who doesn't know any better."

This excruciating business-speak is worse than that. These are people who SHOULD know better, but don't give a shit.

"Architecture" as a verb is a relatively new one to me, and I'm not sure I'll survive it without committing felonious acts.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:39 PM (398bZ)

335 Uncle Palp- You gonna make it to the meet up this year?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 08:40 PM (5MfUM)

336 328. Well, keep that stuff trimmed, especially if you are a dentist.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 08:40 PM (IR/WY)

337 328. I dunno. I'm rather enjoying the Thufir Hawat eybrows I've got going. They do get tangled in the lashes, and snagged on my glasses, but worth it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:40 PM (fA1SL)

338 335. Yep. Finally!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:40 PM (fA1SL)

339 Phil Lynott, the late great leader of Thin Lizzy was literally Black Irish. I remember reading an interview with him 35 years ago where he said there were only about eight others on the whole island...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 08:41 PM (89VjS)

340 We have built a robust, stable, customer-centric platform that is best-in-class.

====
Well, ours is best-of-breed. That's like, better.
====

Our rich feature-set disrupts standard market-driven analytics and provides actionable intelligence-as-a-service.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 08:41 PM (2wRtc)

341 The Ultimate Victory of Cultural Marxism is that the Majority of people whose voices will be signal-boosted side with Kim Jong Un ("The Victim") over PDT ("The Oppressor").

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2017 08:41 PM (Vevy5)

342 332. Fine malt lyrics, indeed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:41 PM (fA1SL)

343 Our rich feature-set disrupts standard market-driven analytics and provides actionable intelligence-as-a-service.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 08:41 PM (2wRtc)

Does the dashboard provide real-time analytics?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:42 PM (0mRoj)

344 I dunno. I'm rather enjoying the Thufir Hawat eybrows I've got going. They do get tangled in the lashes, and snagged on my glasses, but worth it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan!

Just don't go full Leonid Brezhnev. Never go full Brezhnev.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 08:42 PM (MhsgV)

345 Uncle Palp - I need an email so I have a get back to you with directions, Thanks

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 08:43 PM (5MfUM)

346 339, Thin Lizzy had one of the best live albums.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 10, 2017 08:43 PM (PUmDY)

347 343. Shut up and get on the train.

Yeah....it's an off-site retreat. Gonna workshop a few things.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:43 PM (fA1SL)

348 Does the dashboard provide real-time analytics?
==

Absolutely. It leverages machine-learning to provide cloud-based solutions.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 08:43 PM (2wRtc)

349 This excruciating business-speak is worse than that. These are people who SHOULD know better, but don't give a shit.

"Architecture" as a verb is a relatively new one to me, and I'm not sure I'll survive it without committing felonious acts.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:39 PM (398bZ)

========

I have some soon to be ex employees who simply can not stop themselves from using this crap in meetings and on emails. I have made it incredibly clear that I hate that shit, and yet they persist.

Posted by: GOULD at August 10, 2017 08:43 PM (9Y9L2)

350 Any man found using corporate babble and/or upspeak in any manner other than umambiguously ironic, spends a day in the hole.

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Ahhhh, whose hole are we talking about?

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 08:43 PM (Nwg0u)

351 The media keeps harping on Trump's "Fire and Fury" comment and tonight I heard them describe it as " a red line in the sand." Obviously they are saying this because Obama said that once and they want to nail Trump on that. But they don't understand that Trump means it. As we're all going to find out real soon....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 08:43 PM (89VjS)

352 324; mitch has earned all the scorn trump dumps on him in public and privately. he does not have the balls to talk to trump face to face. he is probably sitting in schumers' office sobbing like the little bitch he is. fuck that guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 08:44 PM (KP5rU)

353 By the by, that robust best-in-class horseshit is a paraphrase of actual marketing material for a software firm.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:44 PM (0mRoj)

354 Now you're thinking outside the box!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:36 PM (0mRoj)

Lol.

Posted by: tbodie at August 10, 2017 08:44 PM (d6PIl)

355 344. Heh....that was the original name for the peat & used tire burning carrier now known as the Kuznetsov. I think they should have kept the original name, myself

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:44 PM (fA1SL)

356 Thin Lizzy was flat out a great band. And all anybody knows is "The Boys are Back in Town."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 08:45 PM (89VjS)

357 Ahhhh, whose hole are we talking about?
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 08:43 PM (Nwg0u)

How you doin!?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 10, 2017 08:46 PM (d6PIl)

358 'Alright' is not a word. Use 'all right'.

Also, "reign" in what a ruler does. If you want to stop something, use "rein", as in reining in a horse. Totally different.

Posted by: empire1 at August 10, 2017 08:46 PM (RX8uZ)

359 321
Tokin' Over the Line

Posted by: Brewer and Shipley at August 10, 2017 08:35 PM (dkjar)

Tolkien Over the Line

Posted by: Baggins Pipeweed Shop at August 10, 2017 08:46 PM (8snMi)

360 "different to"

Drives me nuts!!!! And it's in a commercial for some dental product. Something like, "dentures are different to regular teeth."

Lots of people say "different than" which is also incorrect, but that doesn't bother me so much as "to."

Correct form is "different from." Nuns told us to remember it by thinking of the f's in different. Whatever.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2017 08:46 PM (HiDrR)

361 350. Mel's Hole.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel's_Hole

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:46 PM (fA1SL)

362 Absolutely. It leverages machine-learning to provide cloud-based solutions.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 08:43 PM (2wRtc)

Definitely a value-added feature. I'll see if I can get buy-in from the key stakeholders.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:46 PM (0mRoj)

363 356; probably one of their weaker tunes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 08:47 PM (KP5rU)

364 Ahhhh, whose hole are we talking about?
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 08:43 PM (Nwg0u)

How you doin!?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 10, 2017 08:46 PM (d6PIl)

How you doin!?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 10, 2017 08:47 PM (d6PIl)

365 Mark Steyn on Fox is a no Brainer.

Posted by: Yep at August 10, 2017 08:47 PM (qgJK7)

366 Ahhhh, whose hole are we talking about?
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 08:43 PM (Nwg0u)

How you doin!?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 10, 2017 08:46 PM (d6PIl)

How you doin!?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 10, 2017 08:47 PM (d6PIl)

Back off!

He is mine!

Posted by: Lena Dumham at August 10, 2017 08:47 PM (d6PIl)

367 Who are these assholes, and who voted them into office?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2017 08:24 PM (NXsWM)

If ya gotta ask

Posted by: Nevergiveup


THIS is the problem. These ASSHOLES must be made to PAY for their backsliding.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 08:47 PM (/qEW2)

368 358 'Alright' is not a word. Use 'all right'.

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aiight

Posted by: SMFH at August 10, 2017 08:48 PM (sB1y1)

369 362. You're just making it worse for yourself. And the others....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:48 PM (fA1SL)

370 Like I said (and think) ... they had 2017 all squared away with their buds in the donkey party and then Trump and the American people won the election LIKE A BOSS.

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2017 08:32 PM (Pqytn)
[

Yep, McConnell and Ryan had the pathway to easy no effort graft and perks all preplanned, and then that damn Trump had to go and get the people involved!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 10, 2017 08:48 PM (gwPgz)

371 TL had the 2 guitars thing down.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 10, 2017 08:49 PM (PUmDY)

372 is. ::sigh::

Posted by: empire1 at August 10, 2017 08:49 PM (RX8uZ)

373 Absolutely. It leverages machine-learning to provide cloud-based solutions.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 08:43 PM

Definitely a value-added feature. I'll see if I can get buy-in from the key stakeholders.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:46 PM


my ask is that you bubble up this convo to the distro so we can shift the paradigm with the new synergy

g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2017 08:49 PM (KCxzN)

374
Trump has been in business his whole adult life. He expects results and getting things done not Washington double talk. You said you were going to do it now let's see it get done. Time to fire the Turtle and the rest of denizens of the swamp

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY)

375 By the by, that robust best-in-class horseshit is a paraphrase of actual marketing material for a software firm.

Posted by: Insomniac
==

Providing top-tier, seamless, managed content and identity-aware business tools is critical to elastic scalability.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 08:49 PM (2wRtc)

376 324; mitch has earned all the scorn trump dumps on him in public and privately. he does not have the balls to talk to trump face to face. he is probably sitting in schumers' office sobbing like the little bitch he is. fuck that guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 08:44 PM (KP5rU)
==================

When Murkowski won her Senate re-election (as a write-in independent) against the Republican nominee, Joe Miller (2010), Mitch was over the moon with joy. Think of that. Mitch put his girl before Party and the Republican voters.

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2017 08:50 PM (Pqytn)

377 "344 I dunno. I'm rather enjoying the Thufir Hawat eybrows I've got going. They do get tangled in the lashes, and snagged on my glasses, but worth it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan!

Just don't go full Leonid Brezhnev. Never go full Brezhnev."

Have you ever seen the guy who did the voice for Rigel on "Farscape"? eyebrowcalypse.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 10, 2017 08:50 PM (MZcWR)

378 'Alright' is not a word. Use 'all right'.

Also, "reign" in what a ruler does. If you want to stop something, use "rein", as in reining in a horse. Totally different.
Posted by: empire1 at August 10, 2017 08:46 PM (RX8uZ)




SJWs: Alt right?!?!?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 08:50 PM (auHtY)

379 153 86 Best mixed metaphors:

These are great. He needs to add "it's a moo point". People actually do say that instead of moot. It's a cow's point of view so it doesn't matter, seems to be the reasoning.
Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 07:57 PM (IR/WY)
--------

Were you homeschooled by Joey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iObtPBh3NXs

Posted by: How You Doin'? at August 10, 2017 08:50 PM (7uC5o)

380 SMFH- There's some big guy named George in my barn askin after you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 08:50 PM (5MfUM)

381 >>>Posted by: Insomniac

I got shitcanned today. Any tips on the most painless ways of offing oneself?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 08:51 PM (/qEW2)

382 Providing top-tier, seamless, managed content and identity-aware business tools is critical to elastic scalability....

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 08:49 PM


...all while remaining granular & responsive

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2017 08:51 PM (KCxzN)

383 369 362. You're just making it worse for yourself. And the others....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:48 PM (fA1SL)

Let's put a pin in that and circle back down the road.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:51 PM (0mRoj)

384 Oh shit, "granular." You people are killing me.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:52 PM (398bZ)

385 382. You, too! Get in that cattle car. Push a chemist outta the way and get in there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:52 PM (fA1SL)

386 Have you noticed that people who say things like "mute point" or "orientate" seem to say them very, very often?
I worked with a guy who wasn't a dummy, but he said "and Excedrin" instead of "and et cetera." He said it in about every fourth sentence.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2017 08:03

LMAO, my brother does that "mute point" thing, I've never brought myself to correct him as he has an inferiority complex re: me being smarter. I really should some day.

And today at a work meeting this one gal (can I still say gal?) keeps pronouncing museum as mooseum! WTF, doesn't she hear how everyone else says it?

At least the other curator I worked w/ on the grounds has retired, nice gal but her "I seen" drove me nutz.


Posted by: Farmer at August 10, 2017 08:52 PM (yJ1e6)

387 380 SMFH- There's some big guy named George in my barn askin after you.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 08:50 PM (5MfUM)

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LOL!

Give him a couple of cookies from me, and a kiss on the nose.

Posted by: SMFH at August 10, 2017 08:53 PM (sB1y1)

388 376; mitch was afraid of losing his cocaine connection in the senate. he was scared shitless he would have to make his buys from some scuzzo in a bar.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 08:53 PM (KP5rU)

389 Let's put a pin in that and circle back down the road.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:51 PM (0mRoj)

======

There is also "let's put that in the parking lot".

Posted by: GOULD at August 10, 2017 08:53 PM (9Y9L2)

390 You're just making it worse for yourself. And the others....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:48 PM

Let's put a pin in that and circle back down the road.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:51 PM


It's a hell of a start, it could be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team

Posted by: Pink Floyd at August 10, 2017 08:53 PM (KCxzN)

391 383. That's it. You have earned an extra beating for your dynamically self-managed learning organization.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:54 PM (fA1SL)

392 381 >>>Posted by: Insomniac

I got shitcanned today. Any tips on the most painless ways of offing oneself?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 08:51 PM (/qEW2)

Why would you direct that question at me? I'm such a ray of fucking sunshine.

Seriously dude, that totally sucks. Was this out of the blue, or were there rumors of downsizing?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 08:54 PM (0mRoj)

393 ...all while remaining granular responsive

Posted by: AltonJackson
====

This meshes perfectly with our agile processes and permits acquisitions of massive economies of scale.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 08:54 PM (2wRtc)

394 "Turtledick should have to explain why the hell he did not recess the Senate."

My understanding is that it was at the insistence of Morecokeski.

Who will personally be the one to gavel the imaginary sessions.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 10, 2017 08:54 PM (ujwCG)

395 There is also "let's put that in the parking lot".

Posted by: GOULD at August 10, 2017 08:53 PM (9Y9L2)

oh crap, I forgot about that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2017 08:55 PM (8snMi)

396 keeps pronouncing museum as mooseum! WTF, doesn't she hear how everyone else says it?
Posted by: Farmer at August 10, 2017 08:52 PM
~~~~~

Maybe you should axe her if she's heart of hearing.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 10, 2017 08:55 PM (HiDrR)

397 393. Heh....leverage those core competencies and synergize some room on the train, fellow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:56 PM (fA1SL)

398 Were you homeschooled by Joey?
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We covered that higher up the thread but I did see that episode and was rofl. It is so commonly misused that it was comedy gold...everyone knows someone...

I learned from some posters that "mute" point is also a thing.

Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 08:56 PM (IR/WY)

399
My understanding is that it was at the insistence of Morecokeski.

Who will personally be the one to gavel the imaginary sessions.
Posted by: torquewrench


Will she borrow Pelosi's silver hammer?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2017 08:56 PM (IqV8l)

400 I got through my 0600 agenda for the day and the daily JSA and I told 58 people, " Let's go boys, this shit ain't gonna fuck itself up."

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 10, 2017 08:57 PM (FiQYZ)

401 It always bothers me when people talk drinking expresso.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 10, 2017 08:57 PM (hJrjt)

402 My own stupid fault, to paraphrase Jimmy Buffett.

I'm just venting - I have a plan. I'll get through this.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 08:57 PM (/qEW2)

403 I got shitcanned today. Any tips on the most painless ways of offing oneself?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

Sorry to hear that. I've spent an unhealthy amount of time thinking of that question, then I started taking NAC and the depression seems less debilitating now.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 08:57 PM (MhsgV)

404 Nood washed-up stripper

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:57 PM (fA1SL)

405 I work with people who spell it "learnt" instead of "learned".

Products of the integrated public school system.

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 08:57 PM (f73RN)

406 keeps pronouncing museum as mooseum! WTF, doesn't she hear how everyone else says it?
Posted by: Farmer at August 10, 2017 08:52 PM

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Museum out front should have told her

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 08:58 PM (ANIFC)

407 In the years following 9-11, I came to hate Democrats.
Now I hate Republicans too.
Well done, Itch McDouchebag. You're worse than 9-11.

Posted by: Senate = Shithouse at August 10, 2017 08:59 PM (qYCgM)

408 Commentator for Falcons/Dolphins game said new Atl stadium makes Jerry Dome look like a "Barbie house."

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 10, 2017 09:00 PM (PUmDY)

409 Nood MeAgain

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 09:02 PM (ANIFC)

410 324
I might mostly agree with Trump about how McConnell has handled his job
but honestly, if it were me that Trump was running his mouth about like
that we would be having a private conversation.



Posted by: Jack Sock at August 10, 2017 08:36 PM (cqZPN)

------------------------------------

McConnell doesn't want any part of Trump face to face.

Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2017 09:05 PM (yOqwj)

411 After reading this thread, I'm sending a paradigm shift. Let's circle back to regroup later.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 10, 2017 09:12 PM (lJW6d)

412 Murkowski lost a republican primary in 2010. Murkowski should've been punished by the party, but instead she was rewarded bigly via many committee appointments.

That was the day I stopped voting "conservative in the primary, republican in the general". I still vote for conservatives but the squishes?

Voted libertarian. If this keeps up, I'll vote for the leftist democrat because fuck them, that's why.

Posted by: Cooldawg at August 10, 2017 09:16 PM (IYBAG)

413 For all intensive purposes, it's a mute point. You cannot make withdrawals from the ATM machine without inputting the PIN number.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2017 09:18 PM (YtsCi)

414 /wanders in

/shoots jargon in the knee

/wanders out

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 10, 2017 09:26 PM (66CWr)

415 Posted by: Gorilla Gumption at August 10, 2017 08:56 PM (IR/WY)
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Sorry about that, I'm always late to the thread and hadn't had time to read all the comments. Like now, again.

Sill love Friends, and there's always an episode playing somewhere if you need a laugh. :- )

Posted by: I'll Be Friends With You at August 10, 2017 09:26 PM (7uC5o)

416 Just use to, too and it's, its correctly...please...

Posted by: Jeanne del Norte, ahora con covfefe at August 10, 2017 09:28 PM (B9dAp)

417 Worked for a small software developer. One if our transient sales managers actually used "paradigm shift" at a meeting and I cracked up.

Luckily we were such a dipshit amateur outfit that we were spared the big Corp bs, for the most part.

Posted by: Jeanne del Norte, ahora con covfefe at August 10, 2017 09:33 PM (B9dAp)

418 We've only been running on it for seven years. We need another seven.

Sincerely,

Posted by: The GOPe at August 10, 2017 09:49 PM (Ndje9)

419 I'm with Trump! Fuck this shit!

Posted by: MAGA at August 10, 2017 10:36 PM (Tyk2V)

420 172
McConnell blocked Garland because those were his ORDERS from obama and Schemer.

McConnell was ordered to "play" the leader of the Party of No to make the Republican Shits look bad for hillary clinton and to help Democrats win the Senate for her.

That's why Garland was blocked. It was a farce.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- bolded because it's a good'un at August 10, 2017 08:02 PM (42wr9)

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Yes! McConnell blocked Garland because he thought Hillary would win!

Posted by: MAGA at August 10, 2017 10:38 PM (Tyk2V)

421 Nobody likes me,
Everybody hates me,
I'm gonna eat a bag 'o dicks

Posted by: Yertle the BOD eating turtle at August 10, 2017 10:55 PM (6DBkJ)

422 So, why is Mr. Trump not throwing his weight behind, say, Mo Brooks in the AL senatorial race? Why is he helping Luther Strange, the favorite of Mr. McConnell?

Answer: Mr. Trump does not know how to lead and can be counted on to change his mind 500 times in the span of six hours. All of this punctuated by violent temper tantrums.

Drain the swamp.
Redecorate.
Refill the swamp.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at August 11, 2017 02:09 AM (SlDR3)

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