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Page 6: NBC Employees Getting Sick of Me-Again Kelly's "Diva-Like Ways"

This unsourced gossip is rated O for Of Course This Must Be True Because How Couldn't It.

"People are outraged over her divalike ways," one network source told me. "They wonder, 'When does NBC stop throwing money at her?'"

In fairness, Social Justice Warriors cannot tolerate someone whose politics deviate from their own -- even if it's just 10%, as in Feminist Warrior Me-Again's case.

But also, she's a diva.

When divas fall, it's ugly. And after this one falls, I don't know where else she could go -- except to some online outfit like Yahoo or something.

Posted by: Ace at 08:07 PM




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1 I hear Hooters is hiring.

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at August 10, 2017 08:57 PM (rpZbf)

2 Snort!

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 10, 2017 08:58 PM (PzBTm)

3 Infomercials are her future.

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 08:58 PM (f73RN)

4 Or maybe a lounge in Vegas is looking for a singer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at August 10, 2017 08:58 PM (rpZbf)

5 MeAgain Kelly.

Pornhub awaits.........

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2017 08:59 PM (5VlCp)

6 tilted kilt. she could tilt hers to the left.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 08:59 PM (KP5rU)

7 She still has all her teeth so Waffle House is out.

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 08:59 PM (f73RN)

8 1. But has she got any kitchen experience?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 08:59 PM (fA1SL)

9 I understand that when she was there, Perky Katie was a terror.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2017 08:59 PM (q2ydF)

10 When divas fall, it's ugly. And after this one falls, I don't know where else she could go -- except to some online outfit like Yahoo or something.

Posted by: Ace

I hear Bobby Brown's still single.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 08:59 PM (MhsgV)

11 5; pornhub has standards, buddy. i heard that from a friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 09:00 PM (KP5rU)

12 10. True. And OJ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:00 PM (fA1SL)

13 I'd say this shows how very uninterested people are in that has been. Go home Meagain, your 15 minutes are way past due.

Posted by: Rosasharn at August 10, 2017 09:00 PM (PzBTm)

14 Is Ike Turner still alive?

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 09:00 PM (f73RN)

15 "And after this one falls, I don't know where else she could go -- except to some online outfit like Yahoo or something."

Marissa Mayer isn't calling the shots at Yahoo any longer.

That whole dumpster fire has been sold off to Verizon (with a 96% loss of shareholders' equity from the date the board hired Mayer as CEO).

The bland gray corporate suits at Verizon probably aren't up for handing out $10M/yr pay packages to failed former network hairdos for the sake of Socialjustice Sisterhood Solidarity, as Mayer did with Katie Couric.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 10, 2017 09:01 PM (ujwCG)

16 Radio.

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2017 09:01 PM (Pqytn)

17 Ask me if I give a fuck about Megan Kelly or however you spell her cunty name. Just ask me.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 10, 2017 09:01 PM (/o9Qk)

18 I predict that within a year, FOX is going to reconstitute all the shows that made it a must watch cable channel. So Kelly and O'Reilly will come back, with Tucker Carlson taking over the slot occupied by The Five---which will move back ( with Bolling) to where it belongs, five o'clock....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 09:01 PM (89VjS)

19 She's actually a she-terminator whose programming has gone unimaginably wrong. Her designation was GYN-Kill Y...

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 10, 2017 09:01 PM (1ArOc)

20 "And after this one falls, I don't know where else she could go -- except to some online outfit like Yahoo or something."

Brazzers is, after all, an online outfit.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 10, 2017 09:02 PM (ujwCG)

21 16 WKRP in Cincinnati

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 09:02 PM (f73RN)

22 16. I thought Air America went under. And does Pacifica really need the expense?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:02 PM (fA1SL)

23 7 She still has all her teeth so Waffle House is out.

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 08:59 PM (f73RN)


Now, now. WH waitresses have important (bringing me my steak and eggs), difficult, ill-paid jobs. Don't insult them by comparing them to journalists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2017 09:02 PM (q2ydF)

24 But my predictions never come true...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 09:02 PM (89VjS)

25 They didn't properly incent her to maximize throughput.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:02 PM (0mRoj)

26 People just don't like strong successful women.

Look what they did to Hillary.

Posted by: Leona Helmslee at August 10, 2017 09:02 PM (m9X4Y)

27 Bitches are going to bitch?

Posted by: shibumi at August 10, 2017 09:02 PM (aT+Bx)

28 MeAgain a diva. No, not any more than Barry is a raging egomaniac.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 09:02 PM (auHtY)

29 Hello hordelings!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 10, 2017 09:03 PM (yTnCT)

30 Me Again and Maddow.

The MSNBC Sexually Confused version of 'Outnumbered'.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 09:03 PM (2wRtc)

31 17.* looks around, shrugs*

Well, do you care about those things?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:03 PM (fA1SL)

32 When does NBC stop throwing money at her?

++++

There's nothing NBC would like better than keeping their money instead of continuing to throw it away on Kelly. But, same as the USSR kept its deals with traitors, NBC will keep its deal with Kelly. What's important is that future traitors feel confident that the deals they make will be kept when they commit their betrayals.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 10, 2017 09:03 PM (FUu/Z)

33 Me Again has a handsome face , but she can't work at Hooters because she really doesn't have any....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 09:03 PM (89VjS)

34 5; pornhub has standards, buddy. i heard that from a friend.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 09:00 PM (KP5rU)

Yup...your probably right. Cliphunter here she comes!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 10, 2017 09:03 PM (5VlCp)

35 1 I hear Hooters is hiring.
Posted by: Aetius451AD's work phone at August 10, 2017 08:57 PM (rpZbf)

Chicken, family, you know it.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 09:04 PM (ANIFC)

36 MeAgain Kelly is starting to get that Tranny stretch. Anyone actually checked her undercarriage?

Posted by: Bulge McPherson at August 10, 2017 09:04 PM (qYCgM)

37 Is QVC still a thing?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 10, 2017 09:04 PM (gwPgz)

38 Marissa Mayer isn't calling the shots at Yahoo any longer.

That whole dumpster fire has been sold off to Verizon (with a 96% loss of shareholders' equity from the date the board hired Mayer as CEO).

The bland gray corporate suits at Verizon probably aren't up for handing out $10M/yr pay packages to failed former network hairdos for the sake of Socialjustice Sisterhood Solidarity, as Mayer did with Katie Couric.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 10, 2017 09:01 PM (ujwCG)




Mayer ran the company into the ground. I can't figure why Verizon would want to waste money on that dung heap.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)

39 25. *eyes go squinty and glow from secret merriment. Attaches cat 'o nine tails to gas-powered thresher*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:04 PM (fA1SL)

40 She could be a sign-spinner outside of a shady Cash-4-Gold place.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 09:05 PM (MhsgV)

41 Verizon is losing customers at such a high rate they had to do something to diversify. Buying Yahoo makes sense.

Posted by: Leona Helmslee at August 10, 2017 09:05 PM (m9X4Y)

42 YaHoooo- The place for failed, perky infobabes.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 09:05 PM (5MfUM)

43 $5 says Me Again will take some time off and have some work done. When she reemerges, she will have enhanced her tatas.

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 09:05 PM (f73RN)

44 Mayer ran the company into the ground. I can't figure why Verizon would want to waste money on that dung heap.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)

And what is the deal with CEOs coming in to a corporation, fucking up royally, and getting multi-million dollar golden parachutes? I mean, what the hell?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:06 PM (0mRoj)

45 Is Vanna White still walking the letters in Wheel of Fortune? Megan could do that, too.

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2017 09:06 PM (Pqytn)

46 Mayer ran the company into the ground. I can't figure why Verizon would want to waste money on that dung heap.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)

Because it's a value added syngeristic platform for core competencies.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2017 09:06 PM (ANIFC)

47 Who Bitch is this?

Posted by: NBC at August 10, 2017 09:06 PM (B9t7n)

48 I don't know where else she could go -- except to some online outfit like Yahoo or something.

The Naked News.

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2017 09:06 PM (kuiuS)

49 WKRP in Cincinnati
------
With God as my witness, I thought Jasper could fly.

Posted by: meeeeeeghan at August 10, 2017 09:06 PM (mJ8mX)

50 39 25. *eyes go squinty and glow from secret merriment. Attaches cat 'o nine tails to gas-powered thresher*
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:04 PM (fA1SL)

Is that ISO9000 compliant?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:07 PM (0mRoj)

51 And what is the deal with CEOs coming in to a corporation, fucking up royally, and getting multi-million dollar golden parachutes? I mean, what the hell?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:06 PM (0mRoj)


I know, why it's almost like they took lessons from Congress!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 10, 2017 09:07 PM (gwPgz)

52 $5 says Me Again will take some time off and have some work done. When she reemerges, she will have enhanced her tatas.

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 09:05 PM (f73RN)

I predicted she was going to do that when she debuted on NBC....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 09:07 PM (89VjS)

53 I have no respect for people who sell out their principles for power or fame. Fuck that bitch.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 10, 2017 09:07 PM (/o9Qk)

54 "Blood shooting out of her eyes."


Can you point to the moment in time when your career went off the rails?


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 09:07 PM (2wRtc)

55 Schadenboner with just a touch of real boner.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 09:07 PM (Nwg0u)

56 And what is the deal with CEOs coming in to a corporation, fucking up royally, and getting multi-million dollar golden parachutes?

---

Greenmail. Here, take this ten million dollars and go away.

Posted by: Leona Helmslee at August 10, 2017 09:07 PM (m9X4Y)

57 Rollerskate car hop. Bring me a sammich Megan.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at August 10, 2017 09:07 PM (FiQYZ)

58 Verizon is losing customers at such a high rate they had to do something to diversify. Buying Yahoo makes sense.

Posted by: Leona Helmslee at August 10, 2017 09:05 PM (m9X4Y)


To accelerate the decline? Have you tried to read the utterly stupid shit written by the weapons grade dipshits like Matt Bai who work for Yahoo? It makes Vox look good

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 09:07 PM (auHtY)

59 If she ever had principles to begin with.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 10, 2017 09:07 PM (/o9Qk)

60 Did someone say, "fried Jasper"?

Posted by: b. hussein o. at August 10, 2017 09:07 PM (mJ8mX)

61 "And does Pacifica really need the expense?"

Pacifica Radio can barely keep the electricity going to the transmitters, and water running in the lavatories. When the various feuding management factions aren't locking one another out, or accusing the others of being COINTELPRO infiltration ringers.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 10, 2017 09:08 PM (ujwCG)

62 23 7 She still has all her teeth so Waffle House is out.

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 08:59 PM (f73RN)

Now, now. WH waitresses have important (bringing me my steak and eggs), difficult, ill-paid jobs. Don't insult them by comparing them to journalists.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2017 09:02 PM (q2ydF)

Early 80's... Waffle House in Norfolk VA... had a BOMBSHELL Redhead who worked there... 40's and smoking hot...

But had a mouth worse than the Sailors she served.... one of whom... was me... /smile...

Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 10, 2017 09:08 PM (NgKpN)

63 this.... is cnn.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 09:08 PM (KP5rU)

64 NBC is bringing Will & Grace back. Why not us too - w/ Megyn as Megyn.

Posted by: News Radio at August 10, 2017 09:08 PM (bc2Lc)

65 Can she dance? I heard they might be hiring pole danglers at Pussycats.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 10, 2017 09:08 PM (yTnCT)

66 And what is the deal with CEOs coming in to a corporation, fucking up royally, and getting multi-million dollar golden parachutes? I mean, what the hell?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:06 PM (0mRoj)



They need get the Judge Smails treatment. You'll get nothing and like it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 09:08 PM (auHtY)

67 Her first husband did state publicly that Me Again needed a wife, so there should have been no surprises in this area for NBC.

They thought she had a large personal following. Turns out she had a large Fox following.

Posted by: GOULD at August 10, 2017 09:08 PM (9Y9L2)

68 MeAgain couldn't qualify as a Hooters waitress.


I see what I did there......

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 10, 2017 09:08 PM (h7sWp)

69 I know, why it's almost like they took lessons from Congress!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 10, 2017 09:07 PM (gwPgz)

Right? I mean, shit, I'll fuck up only half as bad for a quarter of the money and still be a happy camper.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:09 PM (0mRoj)

70 Infomercials.

At 3 am in the morning.

On obscure cable channels.

When you stare into the void, you end up in obscurity.

So does this date to when Trump said she had blood shooting out of her eyes?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 10, 2017 09:09 PM (S6Pax)

71 The first time I heard Perino mention Jasper, I thought she was referring to her African-American boyfriend....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 09:09 PM (89VjS)

72 3
Infomercials are her future.

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 08:58 PM (f73RN)

Good enough for Laurie Dhue....good enough for Me-Again.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2017 09:10 PM (Enq6K)

73 Al-Jazzheara might have an opening.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 09:10 PM (5MfUM)

74 PUPPET SHOW


..........and............



Megyn Kelly

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 09:10 PM (2wRtc)

75 And what is the deal with CEOs coming in to a corporation, fucking up royally, and getting multi-million dollar golden parachutes? I mean, what the hell?

Boards of Directors will buy anything.

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2017 09:10 PM (zEjuG)

76 So does this date to when Trump said she had blood shooting out of her eyes?





Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 10, 2017 09:09 PM

That is when it started, yes.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 09:11 PM (89VjS)

77 Right? I mean, shit, I'll fuck up only half as bad for a quarter of the money and still be a happy camper.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:09 PM (0mRoj)


Yes, that sounds like a viable six-sigma paradigm worthy of a prompt synergistic implementation!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 10, 2017 09:11 PM (gwPgz)

78 If she ever had principles to begin with.
Posted by: @DangerGirl


These are my principles.

If you don't like them, I have others.

Stuff Groucho Marx may have said.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 10, 2017 09:11 PM (S6Pax)

79 So MeAgain, how has the going after Trump at the first debate to end his campaign and skyrocket you to fame been working out?

Posted by: buzzion at August 10, 2017 09:11 PM (z/Ubi)

80 You'll get nothing and like it

-
That's the Repunklicans' battlecry for 2018.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 10, 2017 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)

81 That whole dumpster fire has been sold off to Verizon (with a 96% loss of shareholders' equity from the date the board hired Mayer as CEO).


Attagirl, Marissa. Beats the hell out of baking brownies for a couple of rugrats, yes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2017 09:11 PM (SRKgf)

82 Her troubles started when she decided she was man enough to take Trump down a peg or two in that debate.

Lesson here is "Don't Start None and There Won't Be None."

Words to live by.

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 09:12 PM (f73RN)

83 Verizon is losing customers at such a high rate they had to do something to diversify. Buying Yahoo makes sense.
Posted by: Leona Helmslee

Is it because of the kind of bland but kind of devastating Sprint commercials? The one who used to be in verizon's spokesman? I ask myself why I am still with Verizon, but I know Mrs. Blutarski-esque wouldn't let me change plans.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at August 10, 2017 09:12 PM (Y6JzV)

84
Thanks. I didn't think I'd ever find a use for this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsa1ZvzFgvU

Posted by: TheSev at August 10, 2017 09:12 PM (Av8i6)

85 Tiger Woods and I had an affair. I was a Perkins waitress not some Waffle House ho.

Posted by: Mindy Lawton at August 10, 2017 09:12 PM (bc2Lc)

86 Broadcast News lost its soul when it started using biometrics to test audience responce to news readers. CNN has spent millions trying to make Anderson Cooper a star. They all want the Cronkite-like anchor that everyone will tune to. And they have spent tens of millions trying to get a woman into that position. Here's some free advice. Cut the salaries of the on-air people 50%. Take that money and go hire some friggin' reporters to actually go out and gather the news. It's like they all think their the Cavaliers and if they can just get Lebron, they'll win the championship.

Posted by: IanDeal at August 10, 2017 09:12 PM (qcIL3)

87 And what is the deal with CEOs coming in to a corporation, fucking up royally, and getting multi-million dollar golden parachutes? I mean, what the hell?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:06 PM (0mRoj)

=======

The CEO of mine has been busted for bribing Asian politicians bigly. $60 million to get her out the door. Employment contracts. They're what's for dinner.

That said, thank God I have one.

Posted by: GOULD at August 10, 2017 09:12 PM (9Y9L2)

88
And what is the deal with CEOs coming in to a corporation, fucking up royally, and getting multi-million dollar golden parachutes? I mean, what the hell?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:06 PM (0mRoj)


They have MBAs. You don't. It takes knowing Black-Scholes and stochastic volatility to fuck up royally. When people like you and me fuck up, the amounts are so small it's easier just to kill us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2017 09:12 PM (q2ydF)

89 These are my principles.



If you don't like them, I have others.



Stuff Groucho Marx may have said.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 10, 2017 09:11 PM (S6Pax)


Yeah.

No.

DG don't play that.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 10, 2017 09:12 PM (/o9Qk)

90 WKRP in Cincinnati



Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 09:02 PM (f73RN)

I can see her now putting tape on the floor where she wants her office walls to be.

Posted by: mark1971 at August 10, 2017 09:12 PM (xPl2J)

91 meagain and jim acosta on cnn. they could recite nursery ryhmes and talk to muppets. while giving each other handys under the desk. must see tv.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 09:13 PM (KP5rU)

92 61. I love those guys!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:13 PM (fA1SL)

93 Once upon a time she was attacked for being "conservative". She is gonna miss those days.

Posted by: KentAllard at August 10, 2017 09:14 PM (TQw9b)

94 I'm just glad tomorrow is Friday. I've had yet another exhausting shit week at the circus I call my place of employment.



Shits about to hit the fan. I'll either be a superstar or unemployed by January 2018 at the latest.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 10, 2017 09:14 PM (/o9Qk)

95 Gosh, Megyn, where the hell are we ever going to find dishonest hacks to replace you?

Posted by: NBC at August 10, 2017 09:14 PM (zEjuG)

96 "Megyn isn't qualified to be a Hooter waitress"

Why not? Didn't you see the one yesterday who sued Hooters when she got a Toy Yoda and not a Toyota like she thought she was getting after selling more beer than anyone else?
Flatsie

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2017 09:14 PM (89VjS)

97
Joe Gillis: You're MeAgain Kelly. You used to be on TV. You used to be big.

MeAgain Kelly: I *am* big. It's the *TV* that got small.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 09:14 PM (auHtY)

98 U-62 is pleased to announce Megyn Kelly will debut as the newest co-host on Wheel of Fish.

Posted by: George Newman at August 10, 2017 09:14 PM (MhsgV)

99 90 I was thinking she could be the replacement for the receptionist, Lonnie Anderson.

The Brainiac Bimbo.

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 09:15 PM (f73RN)

100 Eh, I would think it more shocking that a tv star promoting a new season is traveling around WITHOUT hair and makeup people. Zzzzz. If you're in show biz, it's all about the look.

That said, I have zero interest in what she or NBC are doing, except that NBC is part of the Enemedia and should eat a pallet of 50 lb bags of dicks.

Posted by: stace at August 10, 2017 09:15 PM (6iw++)

101 Univision and Meeghan amigos

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 09:16 PM (5MfUM)

102 "Settle for More"

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 09:17 PM (2wRtc)

103 She can be the breathless TV announcer in Sharknado 6.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2017 09:17 PM (q2ydF)

104 *snort* According to Thomas Sowell, who is the shittiest President?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfQSxYFrLM4

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 09:17 PM (/qEW2)

105 I think I read today O'Reilly debuted his online news program....er something like that.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2017 09:17 PM (Enq6K)

106 NBC is part of the Enemedia and should eat a pallet of 50 lb bags of dicks.

Posted by: stace at August 10, 2017 09:15 PM (6iw++)


Ah yes, the majesty of the English language!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 10, 2017 09:17 PM (gwPgz)

107 I'll either be a superstar or unemployed by January 2018 at the latest.

Posted by: @DangerGirl
________

I'm going with superstar, provided you bring that SanityProd in to work with you. (If not, I'm still saying 70/30 in favor of superstar.)

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2017 09:17 PM (zkGZ8)

108 NBC planning Green Acres reboot. MeAgain plays the wife, George Clooney is Oliver Douglas, with Brian Dennehy as the cornfield.

Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2017 09:17 PM (AAbgH)

109 Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Good bye!

Posted by: Boots at August 10, 2017 09:17 PM (EBwPV)

110 I think I read today O'Reilly debuted his online news program....er something like that.

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2017 09:17 PM (Enq6K)



Only $50 a year gets you in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 09:18 PM (auHtY)

111 Univision and Meeghan amigos
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 09:16 PM (5MfUM)

========

Those Univision Goddesses make Me Again look like Lena Dunham.

Posted by: GOULD at August 10, 2017 09:18 PM (9Y9L2)

112 Fatties ang Grannies livestream is hiring.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 10, 2017 09:18 PM (P/kVC)

113 MeAgain is going to go into Steam Control for the ladies who want to bring high-profile lawsuits against corporations for sexual harassment. Big public press conferences followed by quick settlements.

Posted by: Easy Money at August 10, 2017 09:18 PM (qYCgM)

114 They have MBAs. You don't. It takes knowing Black-Scholes and stochastic volatility to fuck up royally.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2017 09:12 PM (q2ydF)


Really? I worked at a Fortune 250 company where the senior management (CPAs, to a man) couldn't spell "Black-Scholes," never mind apply their algorithm. They were stumped by the concept of the "mole" in chemistry, despite numerous (futile) efforts to teach it to them.

So I don't believe for a nanosecond that most CEOs have a clue about Black-Scholes. I suspect most of them would have trouble counting to 21 without undoing their zippers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

115 SUPERSTAR, you are.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 09:19 PM (5MfUM)

116 NBC is part of the Enemedia and should eat a pallet of 50 lb bags of dicks.
===

So let's see....


carry the one...


1.2 Kilodicks

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 09:19 PM (2wRtc)

117 NBC planning Green Acres reboot. MeAgain plays the wife, George Clooney is Oliver Douglas, with Brian Dennehy as the cornfield.
Posted by: kallisto

And Algore as Mr. Haney.
"Mr. Douglas, I have here some gen-u-ine carbon credits for your farm."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 10, 2017 09:19 PM (MhsgV)

118 Has MeAgain Kelly's show been canceled yet? She used to be the hottie with an above average blonde opinion. Now she believes she's an elite professional with a movie star personality. Let's get back to the spaghetti straps and the beaver shots and she'll make a slow comeback.

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2017 09:20 PM (eLttb)

119 Megyn could go home and experience what is it like to be a real woman, like Serina plans. Raise your kids Megyn ... instead of having your maids do it. Take the $20M and run.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2017 09:20 PM (7Ep0P)

120 115. When will you encourage her to vogue?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:20 PM (fA1SL)

121 I suspect most of them would have trouble counting to 21 without undoing their zippers.

Some of us even then ...

*sighs*

Posted by: pre-op transbusinesswoman at August 10, 2017 09:21 PM (+2tNL)

122 Her first husband did state publicly that Me Again needed a wife, so there should have been no surprises in this area for NBC.



She's a lesbo?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 09:21 PM (auHtY)

123
Only $50 a year gets you in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 09:18 PM (auHtY)

Really?! Yeah, good luck with that Bill....

Posted by: Tami at August 10, 2017 09:21 PM (Enq6K)

124 NBC planning Green Acres reboot. MeAgain plays the wife, George Clooney is Oliver Douglas, with Brian Dennehy as the cornfield.
Posted by: kallisto

LISAAAAAAAA!!!

Sereiously, though, who will be cast as the Monroe Brothers?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at August 10, 2017 09:22 PM (Y6JzV)

125 It's a slippery slope, Megyn.

Posted by: Jessica Savitch at August 10, 2017 09:22 PM (bc2Lc)

126 Megyn could go home and experience what is it like to be a real woman, like Serina plans. Raise your kids Megyn ... instead of having your maids do it. Take the $20M and run.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 10, 2017 09:20 PM (7Ep0P)

=========

I'm willing to bet she signed a multi year deal. So, if shit canned, she would probably walk with $60-100 million.

Posted by: GOULD at August 10, 2017 09:22 PM (9Y9L2)

127 1.2 kilodicks?

No problem. Regular or overnight?

Posted by: Bag of Dicks salesman at August 10, 2017 09:23 PM (89T5c)

128 126. Never ceases to leave me baffled why people in that racket don't take a dive and spend the rest of their lives laughing and on velvet? Seems a no-brainer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:24 PM (fA1SL)

129 Speaking of Royal Screw-Ups, my boss is one.
Last night she called me about fixing an error one of the staff had done, and so I did.

Then she asked me to show her how I did it.

I had to tell her No, because I had seen the damage she caused when left alone without supervision.

She once took out our entire telephone and internet system for 2 days by "re-booting" the WiFi.

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 09:24 PM (f73RN)

130 I can sense the Jennifer/Bailey debate approaching. I'm going to sit it out this time.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2017 09:24 PM (zkGZ8)

131 Bang Bus! FTW!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2017 09:24 PM (XFue2)

132 I'm going with superstar, provided you bring that
SanityProd in to work with you. (If not, I'm still saying 70/30 in favor
of superstar.)

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2017 09:17 PM (zkGZ


I do every day. However, it seems the management is so stupid, they are bound to drive us into the ground. Which is why I have now written my second letter to the CEO/President. Which is probably why I'll be fired.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 10, 2017 09:24 PM (/o9Qk)

133 GOULD- if she walks with that , I would be firing some lawyers.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 09:25 PM (5MfUM)

134 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

The "mole".... *snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 10, 2017 09:25 PM (iIma1)

135 131. MILF POV.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:25 PM (fA1SL)

136 Hey, Ace -- The full-body-ache-flu fog you're in was caused by your crazy fast, which unwisely included at least two hard workouts. Yes, I am not a doctor. Just a guy who's been at this fitness insanity gig a lot longer than you. I've DONE that. I know what happens.

Get back to a normal workout program with a nice clean diet attached, maybe a day of fasting once a week, and you'll be kicking sand on sissies at the beach in no time.

Posted by: Octopus at August 10, 2017 09:25 PM (TjN6o)

137 ace could hire her as a permanent cob. he should start spending some of that sweet ewok cash. hell, he aint spending it on food.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 09:25 PM (KP5rU)

138 Green Acres reboot? Have they cast Arnold?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 10, 2017 09:26 PM (bc2Lc)

139 128
126. Never ceases to leave me baffled why people in that racket don't
take a dive and spend the rest of their lives laughing and on velvet?
Seems a no-brainer.
===

That's because you are a normal, non-narcissistic human without delusions of absolute power and godhood.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 09:26 PM (2wRtc)

140 Female remake of Red Shoe Diaries on Showtime.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2017 09:26 PM (XFue2)

141 Green Acres reboot? Have they cast Arnold?
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell

Or Eb?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at August 10, 2017 09:26 PM (Y6JzV)

142 Science is more than a body of knowledge; it is a way of thinking. I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time -- when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the key manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness.

This excerpt was taken from Sagan's1995 book The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 10, 2017 09:26 PM (e8kgV)

143 Me-Again is on the bang bus?

Huh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2017 09:27 PM (89T5c)

144 You have to love the NBC flack spinning hopefully about how there's "huge excitement" over MeAgain out in the regional affiliates.

Oh, without a doubt.

Imagine meeting up with the general manager.

"Boy howdy, Mizz Kelly, we here at WTFF-TV in Slowpoke Rapids shore are honored to have you with us. And such a purty gal, too. Been so long since someone from New York City done come calling that Methuselah had hisself a paper route. Why, we sometimes wonder if them folks at the network even remember we'all's out here. Weh-ayl, anyway, the lead-in to your segment, Mizz Kelly, is the local farm report. Enos, the county ag extension agent, has a fast breaking clip on the new high speed hawg vaccination setup. It's a dandy, I can tell you."

Posted by: torquewrench at August 10, 2017 09:27 PM (ujwCG)

145 140 Female remake of Red Shoe Diaries on Showtime.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2017 09:26 PM (XFue2)

And I'll admit it- I'd watch that episode. At least one, anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2017 09:28 PM (Nk0mq)

146 GOULD- if she walks with that , I would be firing some lawyers.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 10, 2017 09:25 PM (5MfUM)

========

Not the lawyers' fault if the brass agreed to her agent's deal. I would hope ratings performance metrics were baked into her contract, but only the Execs and Me Agains team really knows.

Posted by: GOULD at August 10, 2017 09:28 PM (9Y9L2)

147 143; bang bros i heard. better working conditions. they use blue tarps on the floor. a friend told me that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2017 09:28 PM (KP5rU)

148 139. Thank you.

*hides plans for armoured train and Cossack and Mongol cavalry hordes to rule the vast fiefdom planned for his retirement*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:28 PM (fA1SL)

149 She once took out our entire telephone and internet system for 2 days by "re-booting" the WiFi.

Posted by: ALH at August 10, 2017 09:24 PM (f73RN)

o_O

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)

150 According to Thomas Sowell, who is the shittiest President?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfQSxYFrLM4


Very nice. Sad to see him so frail, though.

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2017 09:29 PM (OBJWS)

151 124 . Zombie Robin Williams and Rachel Maddow

Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2017 09:29 PM (AAbgH)

152 She might have a future in lesbian rimming prOn.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 10, 2017 09:29 PM (h7sWp)

153 She's got two options:
(1) Home Shopping Network
(2) Pay per view

Posted by: gNewt at August 10, 2017 09:29 PM (F4kQO)

154 138 Green Acres reboot? Have they cast Arnold?
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 10, 2017 09:26 PM (bc2Lc)

Lena's reading for the part.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)

155 OK kiddos, time to hit the hay.

4am wake up time comes way too soon.

love ya, ya Morons.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 10, 2017 09:30 PM (/o9Qk)

156 Is it because of the kind of bland but kind of devastating Sprint commercials? ... I ask myself why I am still with Verizon,
----------------------

Verizon is overcharging their existing wireless customers while Verizon competitors are underbidding Verizon and offering new customers better deals.

It's insidious. There is no brand loyalty. It's all price, price, price.

Posted by: Leona Helmslee at August 10, 2017 09:30 PM (m9X4Y)

157 138 Green Acres reboot? Have they cast Arnold?
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 10, 2017 09:26 PM (bc2Lc)

Lena's reading for the part.
Posted by: Insomniac at August

Have they cast Hank Kimbell? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: GW Bush at August 10, 2017 09:31 PM (Y6JzV)

158 "They were stumped by the concept of the 'mole' in chemistry, despite numerous (futile) efforts to teach it to them."

Avogadro's is the loneliest number.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 10, 2017 09:31 PM (ujwCG)

159 Which is probably why I'll be fired.

Posted by: @DangerGirl
________

Can't win them all. Fight the good fight, and if need be, bring that fight to your next gig.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2017 09:31 PM (zkGZ8)

160 150 According to Thomas Sowell, who is the shittiest President?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfQSxYFrLM4

Very nice. Sad to see him so frail, though.
Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2017 09:29 PM (OBJWS)

Dude's 87 years old.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:31 PM (0mRoj)

161 Kelly is on a five-day nationwide tour to visit affiliates in major markets, and she is traveling on a charter jet with a support staff of five or six people, including a hairstylist, a makeup artist, a publicist and a security detail.



A security detail? Do they keep the rest of the entourage from killing her?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2017 09:31 PM (auHtY)

162 That's because you are a normal, non-narcissistic human without delusions of absolute power and godhood.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 09:26 PM (2wRtc)


Will Rogers told actor Joel McCrae to save half of what he made and live on the rest. McCrea followed this advice, invested in real estate and became a multi-millionaire.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2017 09:32 PM (z7sUD)

163 158. 'Hold my avogadro.' - Thought-Leader Chubbles, who totally didn't just read Time mag.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:32 PM (fA1SL)

164 I'm half Jewish, but damn. Hitler is a frickin' awesome orator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV9kyocogKo

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 09:32 PM (/qEW2)

165 I never liked her. She's just.... snotty. That's it. Snotty.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 10, 2017 09:33 PM (4bjXi)

166
Sereiously, though, who will be cast as the Monroe Brothers?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at August 10, 2017 09:22 PM


Ralph will be an actual tranny.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2017 09:33 PM (IqV8l)

167 164. That he was. He had a sense of spectacle and drama, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:33 PM (fA1SL)

168 She's got two options:
(1) Home Shopping Network
(2) Pay per view

Posted by: gNewt
________

Yeah, no.

(1) No one's going to buy Megyn Kelly on QVC -- not with all that cool NFL stuff they sell this time of year.

(2) I don't care what kind of shape she's in, Larry Holmes can still KO her in 3.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2017 09:34 PM (zkGZ8)

169 164 I'm half Jewish, but damn. Hitler is a frickin' awesome orator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV9kyocogKo
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 10, 2017 09:32 PM (/qEW2)

He was. He used pretty much every oratorical trick imaginable (change speed, start low and slow, finish loud and fast.)

The sad thing is he also used all of the very good tricks for an orator- which then associated those tricks with him. This caused the abandonment of a lot of the tricks. That makes a lot of modern speakers boring as hell and why we have people saying Clinton and Obama are master orators.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2017 09:35 PM (Nk0mq)

170 145 140 Female remake of Red Shoe Diaries on Showtime.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2017 09:26 PM (XFue2)

And I'll admit it- I'd watch that episode. At least one, anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 10, 2017 09:28 PM (Nk0mq)

Reprising David Duchovny role as Jake Winters.

This is her only shot at prime time....on the West Coast.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 10, 2017 09:35 PM (XFue2)

171 167. See Reifenstahl's Triumph of the Will for a sense of the spectacle, while also learning where Lucas swiped the staircase at the end of Star Wars from

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:35 PM (fA1SL)

172 maybe OAN wants a newsreader who's over 25 years old.

I shouldn't pick on MeAgain, because I'd be more than glad enough to spring for dinner if I knew I'd get some BarkyReggie action with her.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 10, 2017 09:36 PM (ILitO)

173 Will Rogers told actor Joel McCrae to save half of what he made and live on the rest. McCrea followed this advice, invested in real estate and became a multi-millionaire.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2017 09:32 PM (z7sUD)

=========

Walter Payton (Sweetness, of Chicago Bears fame) did more than that, too. Lived on about 30% of his net income, and built shopping centers, strip malls and apartment complexes with the rest.

He went out way too young with liver cancer, but left his family very wealthy.

Posted by: GOULD at August 10, 2017 09:36 PM (9Y9L2)

174 Meagain better start hanging out on the ont.

She should start working on her gag reflex so she will be able to secure a new position.

She may want to swing by the adult pools at the Rio in September.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 10, 2017 09:37 PM (0wem/)

175 I shouldn't pick on MeAgain, because I'd be more than glad enough to spring for dinner if I knew I'd get some BarkyReggie action with her.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 10, 2017 09:36 PM (ILitO)

You want to suck her dick?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:38 PM (0mRoj)

176 I love you all! I want to have ALL YOUR CHILDREN!!!

Posted by: Megyn Heatherton at August 10, 2017 09:39 PM (qJhUV)

177 Will Rogers told actor Joel McCrae to save half of what he made and live on the rest. McCrea followed this advice, invested in real estate and became a multi-millionaire.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I met Joel McCrea when he was at an unveiling of a statue commemorating Buffalo Bill at the Cowboy Hall of Fame in OKC. He'd evidently played Buffalo Bill in a movie.

Also, I really like his movie "Ride the High Country" with Randolph Scott. And Warren Oats.

Posted by: GW Bush at August 10, 2017 09:39 PM (Y6JzV)

178 I hear Hoda Kotb might be looking for a new sidekick.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 10, 2017 09:40 PM (2NqXo)

179 175. Looks like Widespread is socking Insomniac. Or vice versa.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:40 PM (fA1SL)

180 no way Lena Dunham has the talent to play Arnold Ziffle.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 10, 2017 09:41 PM (ILitO)

181 Late to the party.. meatworld stuff to do n' all.
Have we determined if MeAgain is going to transition, in an effort to improve sagging ratings?

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 09:41 PM (zSVEm)

182 180. Body-double for the sex scenes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:41 PM (fA1SL)

183
Also, I really like his movie "Ride the High Country" with Randolph Scott. And Warren Oates.
Posted by: GW Bush at August 10, 2017 09:39 PM


Randolph Scott also invested wisely.
So did Wayne Rogers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2017 09:42 PM (IqV8l)

184 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:40 PM (fA1SL)

Eh. I'm in an especially DGAF mood today. Not sure why.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:42 PM (0mRoj)

185 180

no way Lena Dunham has the talent to play Arnold Ziffle.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 10, 2017 09:41 PM (ILitO)

Nope.. pigs are smart... and edible..

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 09:43 PM (zSVEm)

186 re 175: this is why we got Trump. No, dopey head, FDAU.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 10, 2017 09:43 PM (ILitO)

187 Even though MeAgain is an idiot, she is still a one.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2017 09:44 PM (8snMi)

188 183. I'd imagine there's good money to be made as a financial manager/advisor for big-time and middle athletes and/or actors, celebs, etc. Bound to be frustrating, but these people need the guidance of their Kekistani Sith Uncle.
**cackles softlt, rubs hands in

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:45 PM (fA1SL)

189 Even though MeAgain is an idiot, she is still a one.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2017 09:44 PM (8snMi)

Yeah, well, she just seems so unlikeable..

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 09:45 PM (zSVEm)

190 and special guest star Brian Dennehy as "Hooterville"

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 09:45 PM (2wRtc)

191 She'll bounce back.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brian at August 10, 2017 09:46 PM (arhmY)

192 "Brian Dennehy as the cornfield"

Brian would win an Emmy for that performance and maybe even a People's Choice Award if the Horde dropped a stompy boot on the voting.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at August 10, 2017 09:46 PM (N5dam)

193 184. Goood......gooood.....imagine real freedom, freedom from the opinions of others, from the opinion od yourself

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:46 PM (fA1SL)

194 Why would they bring back Green Acres? Aren't all TV sitcoms based in NYC, LA or Chicago since 1968?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2017 09:47 PM (IqV8l)

195 193 184. Goood......gooood.....imagine real freedom, freedom from the opinions of others, from the opinion od yourself
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:46 PM (fA1SL)

It's not a particularly good DGAF mood...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2017 09:47 PM (0mRoj)

196 What's the opposite of a flaming skull?

https://___ur.com/t/fire/EjVc5

I don't know, but you sure are going to get a lot of creepy fun skulls in a fire pit here. Definitely flaming skulls.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 10, 2017 09:47 PM (rnAwa)

197 Nood

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:47 PM (fA1SL)

198 What's the opposite of a flaming skull?

https://IMGur.com/t/fire/EjVc5

I don't know, but you sure are going to get a lot of creepy fun skulls in a fire pit here. Definitely flaming skulls.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 10, 2017 09:47 PM (rnAwa)

199 Goood......gooood.....imagine real freedom, freedom from the opinions of others, from the opinion od yourself

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
==


On a beach. Naked.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 09:48 PM (2wRtc)

200 Yeah, well, she just seems so unlikeable..

Posted by: kraken at August 10, 2017 09:45 PM (zSVEm)

What does 'like' have to do with anything?
Just channel your inner animal maleness, be done with it, and tell her to make you a sammich.
Oh, crap. Morality and such. Always an obstacle somewhere....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 10, 2017 09:48 PM (8snMi)

201
Her first husband, by that "she needs a wife" comment didn't mean lesbo, he meant she needed a husband who acted like a wife to her, and he couldn't do that. She needs a man to be there at home when she comes home and all that.

And I'm so disgusted with her that I wouldn't watch it if she did do some epic porn. I used to imagine casting her and the other FOX babes in various "features" that my debauched mind would imagine, but no more.

It's the traitor thing, I think. She truly disgusts me.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 10, 2017 09:48 PM (8O3HH)

202 I'd imagine there's good money to be made as a financial manager/advisor for big-time and middle athletes and/or actors, celebs, etc. Bound to be frustrating, but these people need the guidance of their Kekistani Sith Uncle.
**cackles softlt, rubs hands in

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 10, 2017 09:45 PM (fA1SL)


Get them to invest in Ace of Spades Moron breastaurants.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2017 09:49 PM (q2ydF)

203 Hurting? Tired?

Go to the ocean my friend.

One week.

It is pure therapy.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at August 10, 2017 09:49 PM (2wRtc)

204 So did Wayne Rogers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at August 10, 2017 09:50 PM (S6Pax)

205 164. That he was. He had a sense of spectacle and drama, too.

I pictured him actually dropping a mic at the end.

He really didn't say anything, but I don't think that was the point.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at August 10, 2017 09:51 PM (h7sWp)

206 re 185: and Arnold Ziffle wouldn't wear a bikini if he looked like Lena.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 10, 2017 09:58 PM (ILitO)

207 194- It was MeAgain's childhood ambition to follow in the footsteps of her idol Eva Gabor. Next Up: the launch of her line of human hair wigs, she'll be hawking them on QVC.

Posted by: kallisto at August 10, 2017 10:10 PM (qV5PD)

208 I think porn sites have a demand for hot old cougars...

Posted by: STl Hawkeye at August 11, 2017 05:16 AM (g++th)

209 If she gets fired, Trump should offer her an anchor job on TrumpTV. Massive troll.

Posted by: Jim Rose at August 11, 2017 11:14 AM (VFl7m)

210 If she can twerk as well as Katy Couric she's got a future at a gentleman's club.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 11, 2017 06:38 PM (Sda6L)

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