America Officially Has a New Most Beautiful, Most Courageous Woman Ever

One of Aerosmith's lesser-known songs was Dude Looks Like a Dude.
Didn't ever get put on an album -- it was just a song they played in concert.

Chelsea Manning poses in a scarlet swimsuit for Vogue https://t.co/T11vowGVza pic.twitter.com/nh6qluzFq4
— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) August 10, 2017

"He looks all tuckered out," Andy (@TheH2) writes.

Guy looks like a shady hotdog stand -- just a coy wink in the front; the franks and beans and buns are hidden out back.

"Dude?," indeed. Seems the Trans Left is giving this traitor the full Coming Out Party.

Posted by: Ace at 12:38 PM

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1 Ace Ventura joke in 3 2 1

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (EOlol)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Kreplach at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (71/k8)

3 translation: "Bend the Knee"

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 11, 2017 12:28 PM (AU4SY)

4 This is so gross.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:29 PM (NOIQH)

5 This is how we treat traitors now. The country is lost.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 11, 2017 12:29 PM (5XCN6)

6 We're doomed.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at August 11, 2017 12:29 PM (6/BW5)

7 how many engineers is google going to have fire now?

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 11, 2017 12:29 PM (AU4SY)

8 Thought Vogue was a fashion mag, not a freak show.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (HgMAr)

9 Trannies are pathetic because they truly imagine that they "pass" as men - -when 99.9% of them don't.

SJWs are insane because they not only pretend that trannies looks like women, but they deem it a HATE CRIME for anyone to point out that the emperor in women's clothes still looks like a dude.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (DQ4Fv)

10 To be fair, he wasn't cutting it as a man, so to speak. Why not let him try the other gender?

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (EOlol)

11 I was eating my lunch and enjoying it very much. Now I am not enjoying it anymore. Gross.

Posted by: One at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (RYASC)

12 TRIGGER WARNINGS!!!

Posted by: SFGoth at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (dZ756)

13 Don't read the responses on his tweet unless you've got a barf bag handy. And it's mostly (all?) women praising him. Gah!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (NOIQH)

14 OK, I just threw up.

Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (gbWkA)

15 that they "pass" as men
=
that they "pass" as WOMEN

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (DQ4Fv)

16 It's amazing how much the left loves an outright traitor.

Forget all the other stuff, Manning is a traitor to his nation who inflicted terrible damage on his nation. The fact that the left media establishment not only lets that slide, but celebrates him is beyond disgust.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (KqRop)

17 Nice post just around lunchtime. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: MacGruber at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (C278+)

18 I suppose next we'll all be berated as transphobic for not being sexually attracted to him, because even though he's obviously a castrated man in a women's swimsuit, he's really (not really) a woman.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (sqpGi)

19 Those are some manly curves.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (HgMAr)

20 >>Thought Vogue was a fashion mag, not a freak show.

Uh, reminder: last issue of Tenn Vogue contained an anal sex tutorial.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (NOIQH)

21 11
I was eating my lunch and enjoying it very much. Now I am not enjoying it anymore. Gross.

Posted by: One at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (RYASC)

This is how ace maintains his fast.

Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (Enq6K)

22 Dear G-d, it's Hillary.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (mbhDw)

23 Ace, You know it's lunch time here on the East Coast.. Good Gawd that was awful to see while trying to eat!

Posted by: Freedomlost at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (6s8e2)

24 It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Posted by: Chelsea "Buffalo Bill" Manning at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (6/BW5)

25 Dude does in fact look like a dude. He was awesome in Ace Ventura Pet Detective, though. Too bad about the field goal.

Posted by: OCBill at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (df+Zi)

26 Dude lacks commitment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (LTHVh)

27 So, in other words, you have a man in a swimsuit. The end.

Let's go back to our lives now.

Posted by: K-E at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (uOEHQ)

28 literally, it looks like a bad photoshop

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (AU4SY)

29 Can we see his back? That's where the boobs and hair are.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (HgMAr)

30 Looks Like Chelsea Clinton's sister.

Posted by: EndOfPatience at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (PVBzL)

31 He should have been executed.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (mpXpK)

32 Do you think those crackers and water stockpiled during the '50's & '60's in fallout shelters are still any good?

Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (gbWkA)

33 I am going to walk past the desk of the cute married woman who makes eyes at me sometimes, cleanse the palate after that.

Posted by: One at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (RYASC)

34 27 So, in other words, you have a man in a swimsuit. The end.
Posted by: K-E

HATE CRIME!

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (DQ4Fv)

35 I waited all night for this!

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (eRVww)

36 Anderson Cooper's new boyfriend?

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (x9c8r)

37 I was thinking of having franks and beans tonight.

Not thinking that anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (/tuJf)

38 How'z that for some GAINZZZ motivation..

Posted by: catman at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (5jdSv)

39 willowed:

And Goodall signed onto this and bought everything she claimed hook, line, and sinker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 12:23 PM (k1TUh)

Roger Goodell needs to impaled on a spit and slow roasted over a charcoal fire.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (+Xgkm)

40 So if someone with a terrible case of dyslexia put on a swimsuit to show of a bag of bones, would these twits say how great but you could stand to loose a few more pounds?

Reinforcing delusions is like giving alcoholics free jack daniels. Sure the alcoholic enjoys it, for a bit, until the vomiting/hangover.

Posted by: simplemind at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (XDUBH)

41 31 He should have been executed.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (mpXpK)

If he switches into a bikini and thong....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (mbhDw)

42 Oh ace.

How could you.

Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (UoSKV)

43 On the internet no one knows someone is a dog. But they can tell if someone is a jackass.

Posted by: Mudd at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (cfHE9)

44 It'll get worse before it gets better.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (4ErVI)

45 at least he picked the right first name. can hardly tell them apart.

thanks for nothin, ace.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (KP5rU)

46 Hmm. Looks like a white ottoman over there in the corner.

FWIW, between JJ's news pics, some of the "art", and this, well...

is there a browser extension that blocks all images?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (MINbv)

47 No one makes you click.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (LTHVh)

48 that they "pass" as WOMEN
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (DQ4Fv)

In fairness, your comment works either way. I've seen women who are trying to pass as men, and it's usually just as sad.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (Tnhbr)

49 My wife is in the medical field.

Yall do NOT want to know how they "rework" the dude into a lady.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (pBbc6)

50 Roger Goodell needs to impaled on a spit and slow roasted over a charcoal fire.
===============
that's too good for him.

Posted by: St. Laurence at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (0a1rW)

51 Young men, living in their parent's basements, might just get their wish to play fallout boy for real!

Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (gbWkA)

52 I love that this freak after getting a pardon from Obama then immediately pissed on Obama (while sitting down of course)

I guess if you're ever charged with being a traitor, the best move to save yourself is change genders.

Seeing that picture really does turn my stomach.

Posted by: Maritime at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (MbH5g)

53 I just ate lunch.

It's probably coming back up.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (KUaJL)

54 Like a young Hillary.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 12:35 PM (0mRoj)

55 So if someone with a terrible case of dyslexia put on a swimsuit to show of a bag of bones,
====

Transposing letters does burn a lot of calories.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 11, 2017 12:35 PM (OVUYQ)

56 Uh, reminder: last issue of Tenn Vogue contained an anal sex tutorial.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (NOIQH)
............

Really? Darn, must have missed that issue. Were there lots of pictures?

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2017 12:35 PM (HgMAr)

57 CHOOT IT LIZBETH!!!

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 11, 2017 12:35 PM (baYK5)

58 "He should have been executed."

The people who allowed him into service should be executed. Or at least drummed out for incompetence.

Posted by: Mudd at August 11, 2017 12:35 PM (cfHE9)

59 There ... Are ... FOUR GERBILS!

Posted by: Capt. Picard at August 11, 2017 12:35 PM (eRVww)

60 Why is Vogue publishing a photograph of a man wearing a woman's bathing suit?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 12:35 PM (+Xgkm)

61 I AM WRITING THIS ALL DOWN AND REPORTING YOU ALL TO THE INTERNET POLICE FOR THOUGHT CRIMES!!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham: Famous Fat Girl and Narc at August 11, 2017 12:35 PM (qJhUV)

62 Ever notice a beer-bellied woman, and how she is off putting, asthetically, compared to a big girl with a more traditional/conventional waist to hip ratio? Make up and fake boobs do not change Bradley's near one to one hip to waist ratio that makes a man look (and walk) mannishly.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (sqpGi)

63 My parents really fucked me over in life. They really truly did.

Here, I turned out with some integrity, loathing hypocrisy, preferring honesty, aiming for morality, etc. And what has it gotten me? Walked all over and used my entire life.

And look at this fucking bastard.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (vg8iE)

64 5 This is how we treat traitors now. The country is lost.
Posted by: LGoPs

Well, The Lion of the Senate let that girl drown while he saved himself then hid out like a coward. He then continued his political career like nothing had happened.

Bill Clinton had a meeting with the attorney general while his wife was being investigated by the FBI. Liberals and most of the people in the media didn't think it was that big a deal.

Obama gave that Bergdahl deserter a hero's welcome at the white house.

The media giving a free pass to that Manning chick is a tiny blip on the radar.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (+lVUW)

65 Oh G-D not what I needed today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (5y11N)

66 Really, I don't mind if someone is insane and wants to think they're a chicken or Napoleon or Marilyn Monroe. Seriously -- be my guest, dude. Think whatever you want -- no skin off my teeth.

But what I DO mind is when society tries to bully me into joining some lunatic in his delusion. No, sir, I will not play schizoid charades with you.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (DQ4Fv)

67
So a guy can put on a woman's bathing suit and we have to pretend that he's a woman. But a white woman can't pretend to be a black woman. If I put on pointy ears can I pretend to be a Vulcan? The rules are so confusing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (493sH)

68 If he switches into a bikini and thong...."

Er, dude. Really?

Gaaaaaaaagh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (MINbv)

69 You know, Ace...

after this photo shoot?

Tan Lines.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (eRVww)

70 . And it's mostly (all?) women praising him. Gah!

The intersectionals, I'm becoming convinced, really have a secret dementedness involving trans. All the feminine attitudes they secretly want to indulge but "can't", they can encourage in a dude - call it Mingehausen by proxy.

Worse, they start with this whole "she (sic) doesn't know how to be a girl, let's teach her!" thing and start their mama bear act, which is (again) indulging the feminine side they keep trying to strangle, guilt free. Raising a daughter, finally!

Combine this with the fact that they finally have someone they're more feminine than, and tend to be the "fag hag" personality that likes being around dude-pattern thinking, and it's a recipe for total horror.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (eXSOZ)

71 Really? Darn, must have missed that issue. Were there lots of pictures?
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2017 12:35 PM (HgMAr)

Drawings/diagrams of anal anatomy for both male and female, only the weren't labeled male and female, but something stupid, I forget what.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 12:37 PM (+Xgkm)

72 Nice tan.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2017 12:37 PM (HgMAr)

73 Hey, that guy looks just like a traitor.

Posted by: huerfano at August 11, 2017 12:37 PM (TO4Og)

74 This is what comes from too much fasting.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 12:37 PM (/tuJf)

75 63 My parents really fucked me over in life. They really truly did.

Here, I turned out with some integrity, loathing hypocrisy, preferring honesty, aiming for morality, etc. And what has it gotten me? Walked all over and used my entire life.

And look at this fucking bastard.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (vg8iE)

We have the same life story it seems.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 12:37 PM (0mRoj)

76 Really, I don't mind if someone is insane and wants to think they're a chicken or Napoleon or Marilyn Monroe. Seriously -- be my guest, dude. Think whatever you want -- no skin off my teeth.

But what I DO mind is when society tries to bully me into joining some lunatic in his delusion. No, sir, I will not play schizoid charades with you.
Posted by: zombie

________

The real goal is for us to bend the knee. Never forget that.

Posted by: Maritime at August 11, 2017 12:38 PM (MbH5g)

77 Treason chic.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:38 PM (Nwg0u)

78 "Tenn Vogue"

"Deliverance" on the Ocoee river?

Posted by: Mudd at August 11, 2017 12:38 PM (cfHE9)

79 She's hawt.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at August 11, 2017 12:38 PM (HgMAr)

80 But what I DO mind is when society tries to bully me into joining some lunatic in his delusion. No, sir, I will not play schizoid charades with you.
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (DQ4Fv)

*touches nose*
*points with other index finger*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 12:38 PM (0mRoj)

81
Cpl. Klinger: How come I never made the cover of Vogue?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (493sH)

82 Why is Vogue publishing a photograph of a man wearing a woman's bathing suit?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 12:35 PM (+Xgkm)
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It's their 125th anniversary issue. They had to do something fabulous.

Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (UoSKV)

83 So if Manning had specifically leaked military intelligence to Russia, instead of indirectly releasing it to Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, etc.. would he still be a "hero"?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (eSx+E)

84 Jesus, Sco Jo looks terrible without makeup.

Posted by: Dr.Mr.Badman at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (6DJf8)

85 The Solider on the Beach at ~~Dunkirk~~ Done-cock.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (4AVeu)

86 It'll get worse before it gets better.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
=====
Hey that's my line.

Kidding. Actually, I highly recommend putting some energy into self improvement of some kind, be it gainz, or learning something new. You are here to make progress, not solve the world's problems. Your own problems are taxing enough. Have a great weekend --read a good book, have a good meal, take a kid to a baseball game, go fishing, camp in a tent, sail a boat or fly a kite.

Posted by: simplemind at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (4KAR2)

87 No, sir, I will not play schizoid charades with you"

Yeah. I'm old enough to not give a f..., and feel free to let idiots know they're such.

Liberating, it is.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (MINbv)

88 HELLOOOOO SEXY GIRLFRIEND!!

Now I have somewhere to put my hand!

Posted by: Long Kim Jong at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (BeWyi)

89 83 So if Manning had specifically leaked military intelligence to Russia, instead of indirectly releasing it to Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, etc.. would he still be a "hero"?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (eSx+E)

Of course. Tranny > treason.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (0mRoj)

90 Could you hide that tweet below the break or something?

Posted by: redsweater at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (zFzio)

91 This is wrong on so very many levels that my brain just short-circuited.

Also, she kinda looks like she could be HRC's sister.

Posted by: Gorilla Give me a break at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (GcfR4)

92 Best part of the Pro-Tranny Military Policy?

Free Hormone Therapy and Military Surplus Dick Tape.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (eRVww)

93 @30 - exactly. My first thought was "Web and Hillary's other daughter?"

Posted by: DocJ at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (NYS7S)

94 When Dave Chapelle got crap for his "to what degree am I required to participate in your self image?" (or whatever the exact quote was) line, the left was preparing for this moment.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (KUaJL)

95 He probably looks better in a bathing suit than that gangly, rotten, evil bitch Anna Wintour.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (vg8iE)

96 91 This is wrong on so very many levels that my brain just short-circuited.

Also, she kinda looks like she could be HRC's sister.
Posted by: Gorilla Give me a break at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (GcfR4)

That's not a she.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (0mRoj)

97 that they "pass" as men
=
that they "pass" as WOMEN
Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (DQ4Fv)

Does not that which we call a pass by any other name smell as shitty?

Posted by: The Bard at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (lIZQs)

98 Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, you can take the dick off of the idiot but you still can't make it look like a chick.

Suddenly I'm not hungry and thankfully have a trash can near to hurl in.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (qZdIZ)

99 I want him to run for office as a Democrat. It's too easy for Democrats to virtue signal for him right now. I want them to accept him 100% - red bathing suit and all.

Let Manning run for office as a Democrat, with a nice Pajama Boy as his partner.

Please, make it so.

Posted by: MacGruber at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (C278+)

100 That's a man,baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at August 11, 2017 12:41 PM (hscyr)

101 How many genders arw there, Winston?
Two.
But if the Party says there are 78, then how many?
78
*cranks up the rack*
That's no use. You're lying. How many genders, Winston?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 11, 2017 12:41 PM (fA1SL)

102 NOW what did we do to deserve punishment?

Posted by: rickl at August 11, 2017 12:41 PM (xjiRE)

103 The fact that this traitor is celebrated sickens me. The fact that this traitor is getting transition surgery courtesy of yours and my tax dollars is absolutely infuriating.

Sure hope the duct tape used to tuck it in back hurts when it is peeled off.

Don't worry about the berries. M->F trannies get them chopped off to help with the hormone drugs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2017 12:41 PM (jxbfJ)

104 'How many women in this picture I am holding up, Winston?'

'None.'

'And if the party says that it is not none but one -- then how many?'

'None.'

The word ended in a gasp of pain. The needle of the dial had shot up to fifty-five. The sweat had sprung out all over Winston's body. The air tore into his lungs and issued again in deep groans which even by clenching his teeth he could not stop. O'Brien watched him, the picture of Manning still extended. He drew back the lever. This time the pain was only slightly eased.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:41 PM (eSx+E)

105 Seems the Trans Left is giving this traitor the full Coming Out Party.

We need to give him the full Go Back In Party.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2017 12:41 PM (SRKgf)

106 If you look real close you can see some Dishonorable Discharge.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:41 PM (eRVww)

107 >>That's a man,baby!

No, no it's not. I don't want it on my team.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 12:41 PM (/tuJf)

108 >>In fairness, your comment works either way. I've seen women who are trying to pass as men, and it's usually just as sad.

And I have no patience for the "pregnant man" garbage.

I can't even fathom the cognitive dissonance it takes for someone to do that let alone the fawning press that tries to normalize and celebrate that particular brand of madness.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:41 PM (NOIQH)

109 just as I told myself "I won't click on that"
the image loaded ... awwwwkkkkk ... (as in Bill the Cat)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (7Ep0P)

110 Big deal. Flip Wilson and Milton Berle were doing this 50 years ago.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (Nwg0u)

111 So if someone with a terrible case of dyslexia put on a swimsuit to show of a bag of bones,
====

Transposing letters does burn a lot of calories.
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HAHA

Wow. My dementia is really progressing. Oh well.

Posted by: simplemind at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (IUWMF)

112 Jesus, Sco Jo looks terrible without makeup.
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Bleeding from a facelift?

That still makes me laugh.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (vg8iE)

113 well, the smart military part of the blog is covered for today.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (KP5rU)

114 Big deal. Flip Wilson and Milton Berle were doing this 50 years ago.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (Nwg0u)
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But at least they knew it was a joke.

Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (UoSKV)

115 I shall name thee Tucker Dickson.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (4AVeu)

116 That might be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

Umm...don't tell Michelle, ok?

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (eSx+E)

117 He does look better than Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (cqZPN)

118 >>'How many women in this picture I am holding up, Winston?'

Threadwinner!

Kurt Schlichter nailed this in his most recent column...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (NOIQH)

119 113 well, the smart military part of the blog is covered for today.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (KP5rU)

We're certainly smarting.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (0mRoj)

120 The word ended in a gasp of pain. The needle of the dial had shot up to fifty-five. The sweat had sprung out all over Winston's body. The air tore into his lungs and issued again in deep groans which even by clenching his teeth he could not stop. O'Brien watched him, the picture of Manning still extended. He drew back the lever. This time the pain was only slightly eased.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:41 PM (eSx+E)

Google Commissars: How got a hold of our employee evaluation process?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (493sH)

121 104. Heh.....gmta

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (fA1SL)

122 This stupid, fucking trans-fad cannot die soon enough.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (jWe5r)

123 Timing is everything. Benedict Arnold made his move too soon.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (Nwg0u)

124 Honestly, he looks a lot like the drag queen from the kids in the hall. Don't remember his name, don't care enough to go duck go it.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (sqpGi)

125 This fvckhole is the poster boy of all that is wrong with this ailing nation.

I honestly don't know how much more of this I can take.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gloom, Despair and Agony on Me at August 11, 2017 12:44 PM (RwwCT)

126 Gotta say though, Ms. Manning looks better than Mr./Ms. Garrison from South Park.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2017 12:44 PM (+lVUW)

127 SICK!
I thought "it" looked kinda cute before I read the article.
GROSS! haha, yuck.

Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2017 12:44 PM (q177U)

128 In the future, please consider posting a link to pictures such as this, rather than the picture itself. The time we must spend cleaning our eyeballs, the visual centers of our brains, and in therapy sessions can better be spent doing... well, almost anything.

Posted by: George V at August 11, 2017 12:44 PM (LUHWu)

129 114 Big deal. Flip Wilson and Milton Berle were doing this 50 years ago.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (Nwg0u)
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But at least they knew it was a joke.

Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (UoSKV)

Oh, this is a joke too. Unfortunately the joke is on us - especially us taxpayers who get to fund his transition surgery.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2017 12:44 PM (jxbfJ)

130 >>Benedict Arnold made his move too soon.

I think I shall call it Bendadick Arnold.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 12:45 PM (/tuJf)

131 Hey you! You're not clapping loud enough!

Posted by: Chris M at August 11, 2017 12:45 PM (eAZVt)

132 The Bible says Fire and Brimstone. I belive it will be gasoline and charcoal briquettes.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 12:45 PM (mcI77)

133 whats the best cleanser for vomit on keyboard?

Just kidding - there's surely a better keyboard on sale at Microcenter, and I need the fresh air anyway.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 11, 2017 12:45 PM (88jeI)

134 This clown traded what little was left of his dignity to spend the next 20 years as a Freak Show in exchange for a Pardon from Pharaoh Obeyme.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 12:45 PM (qshm3)

135 BTW all these fashion mags are full of sick gay tranny shit now.

We have copies of them laying around at my work.

Posted by: Max Power at August 11, 2017 12:45 PM (q177U)

136 The real goal is for us to bend the knee. Never forget that.

Posted by: Maritime at August 11, 2017 12:38 PM (MbH5g)

Only the first step:

1. Bend knee
2. Encouragement to participate
3. Mandatory participation

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 12:45 PM (EgwCt)

137 This stupid, fucking trans-fad cannot die soon enough.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (jWe5r)
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Your ironic nic aside, I agree totally.

Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 12:45 PM (UmSfZ)

138 Bendadick Arnold.
Posted by: JackStraw

Golf clap.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2017 12:46 PM (DQ4Fv)

139 92 Best part of the Pro-Tranny Military Policy?
Free Hormone Therapy and Military Surplus Dick Tape.
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (eRVww)

This whole tranny nonsense is them trying to figure out how to get the government and/or insurance companies to pay for their self-mutilation surgeries.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 12:46 PM (+Xgkm)

140 Big deal. Flip Wilson and Milton Berle were doing this 50 years ago.
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And their 'waists' were just as appealing.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 11, 2017 12:46 PM (MIKMs)

141 Worst part is we paid for some of this crap .

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 11, 2017 12:46 PM (cqZPN)

142 128 In the future, please consider posting a link to pictures such as this, rather than the picture itself. The time we must spend cleaning our eyeballs, the visual centers of our brains, and in therapy sessions can better be spent doing... well, almost anything.

Posted by: George V at August 11, 2017 12:44 PM (LUHWu)

That's one reason that I post the ONT Compliance Pics.

But mostly because boobs

Posted by: kbdabear at August 11, 2017 12:46 PM (3i2nH)

143 That dude's gonna need a lot more estrogen. And a tanning bed. A firing squad for treason would be a nice touch, too.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (GbM3a)

144 Never thought I'd prefer a photo of Yoko.

Yet here we are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (SRKgf)

145 We need a betting pool.

Which comes first, marriage or suicide?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (3myMJ)

146 Dude IS a dude. And you can bank on the fact they took a butt load of photos, sifted thru the 300 or so and then played with photoshop just to get that ONE that wouldn't make the entire left cringe with embarrassment.

Posted by: Smitty27 at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (OyFM2)

147 Have we ever sen Chelsea and Chubbles in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (d3wbb)

148 A plate cleanser ..

One of the things about my NYC commute is that I'll see and pass by many people, and will often see attractive women when I do.

About once a week, I'll see one that's better than a 9.0 on a tough grading scale. This morning she was a 5'9" Spanish woman in her 20s in a simple pantsuit that showed off a wonderful ass -- beautiful face with nearly no make up.

There is a god .... And he's cruel ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (+7/1f)

149 Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:41 PM (eSx+E)

Stolen. I'm a shameless thief.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (+Xgkm)

150 Bea Arthur was a Marine who could have kicked Bradley Manning's sorry little ass.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (4AVeu)

151 This clown traded what little was left of his dignity to spend the next 20 years as a Freak Show in exchange for a Pardon from Pharaoh Obeyme.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 12:45 PM (qshm3)

Barry O: But first he had to blow me...err..xir had to...xe had to.. well I got the BJ from him any way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (493sH)

152 22 Dear G-d, it's Hillary.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

At first I thought it was Debbie Whatshername Schultz with her pube hair pulled away from her face.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (+lVUW)

153 96 91 This is wrong on so very many levels that my brain just short-circuited.

Also, she kinda looks like she could be HRC's sister.
Posted by: Gorilla Give me a break at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (GcfR4)

That's not a she.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM

Oh sweet Lord, the Borg is assimilating me.

Posted by: Gorilla Goofed at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (GcfR4)

154 I think the red goes great with my Nevertrump tears

Posted by: Allahpundit at August 11, 2017 12:48 PM (pBbc6)

155 Really, I don't mind if someone is insane and wants
to think they're a chicken or Napoleon or Marilyn Monroe. Seriously --
be my guest, dude. Think whatever you want -- no skin off my teeth.

But what I DO mind is when society tries to bully me into joining
some lunatic in his delusion. No, sir, I will not play schizoid charades
with you.

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (DQ4Fv)

THIS^^^^^^

Posted by: LGoPs at August 11, 2017 12:48 PM (5XCN6)

156 At least Bowie Bergdahl had the good sense to stay quiet.
Well, the weird arrest on a CA pot farm was fishy, but other than that, we don't hear about or from him.

Meanwhile, this sicko seems to thrive on the attention he garners on social media, and I guess, the Lefty MSM thrives on it, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:48 PM (NOIQH)

157 This is why I'm not conservative any more. If this is what the status quo is, I don't want to conserve any of it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 12:48 PM (KUaJL)

158 117 He does look better than Chelsea Clinton.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (cqZPN)

Or Lena Dunham. More feminine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2017 12:48 PM (SRKgf)

159 Am I the only one who thinks it looks like she/he didn't shave her/his legs?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2017 12:48 PM (+lVUW)

160 Manning is in a hell of his own making.

Being is its own reward. If you want anything in this world of Caesar imagine you already have it. In your imagination sleep in the house you desire and God will create a chain of events so that you sleep in that house. Imagine you are already the person you want to be. (healthy, wealthy, happy are traditional choices).

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your new life.

Posted by: Neville Goddard and Norman Vincent Peale at August 11, 2017 12:49 PM (cfHE9)

161 >>Am I the only one who thinks it looks like she/he didn't shave her/his legs?

You may be the only one who looked closely enough to notice.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 12:49 PM (/tuJf)

162 How many genders arw there, Winston?

Boys had a penis
Girls have an inside out penis

or something.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2017 12:50 PM (HgMAr)

163 Flat chested. I'll pass.

Oh also penis. I'll pass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 12:50 PM (3OIiX)

164 My eyes!

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2017 12:50 PM (rmVvL)

165 Beach seems abandoned now that I looked again, quickly, in my peripheral vision.

Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 12:50 PM (UmSfZ)

166 Is it still Shark Week?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 12:50 PM (9KZTy)

167 I'd hit it.

With my fist.

Posted by: SillyBoy at August 11, 2017 12:50 PM (Q3oNv)

168 Tis picture pretty much epitomizes the Obama Presidency.

1. Sexually confused.
2. Traitorous.
3. Narcissistic.
4. Criminal.
5. Nauseating.
6. Anti-military.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2017 12:51 PM (4AVeu)

169 >>3. Mandatory participation

Yeah, that's already starting to happen with trannie's and their allies whining about men who *gasp* don't want to date a chick with a dick.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:51 PM (NOIQH)

170 Reminds me of a cartoon found out on the interwebs.

Couple laying in bed after a having sex.

Guy: "Why do you like playing with my balls so much?"

Girl: "Cause I miss mine".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2017 12:51 PM (jxbfJ)

171 168.

7) and funded at gunpoint

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 11, 2017 12:51 PM (fA1SL)

172 This is why I'm not conservative any more. If this is what the status quo is, I don't want to conserve any of it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 12:48 PM (KUaJL)

THAT, I understand. I'd like to conserve...1962? If I have to stick a pin in, it would be there, I think.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 12:51 PM (3OIiX)

173 Traitors look so much more appealing in red- don't they?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 12:51 PM (9KZTy)

174 145 We need a betting pool.

Which comes first, marriage or suicide?
Posted by: Meremortal at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (3myMJ)

Are we making a distinction between the two?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 12:51 PM (0mRoj)

175 83 So if Manning had specifically leaked military intelligence to Russia, instead of indirectly releasing it to Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, etc.. would he still be a "hero"?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (eSx+E)
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Yes. Seriously.

But if Donald Trump, Jr. spent 10 minutes with a Russian, his father is a traitorous spy who should be shot.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 12:52 PM (0jtPF)

176 Chelsea Manning walks into a bar. The bartender says ' why the man face?'

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 11, 2017 12:52 PM (cqZPN)

177 Blech.

Traitor gets a Vogue shoot. Further proof, as if we needed any, that everything is backwards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 11, 2017 12:52 PM (bIwZ6)

178 Leave the poor little girl alone.

Posted by: SECNAV at August 11, 2017 12:52 PM (mcI77)

179 O.K. This got willowed in the last thread, but maybe it will be appreciated more here:

I'm always dubious about headlines that say something like "Most hilarious animal photos ever" because they probably aren't-and these aren't- but these did make me laugh:

http://tinyurl.com/y7yf7may

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 12:52 PM (iVOAv)

180 Kill it with fire.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 12:52 PM (9KZTy)

181 REALLY?????

This is what you show me... as I"M TRYING TO EAT MY BREAKFAST!!!!

Dude... have some pity on us West Coast types.

Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 12:52 PM (NgKpN)

182 169 Yeah, that's already starting to happen with trannie's and their allies whining about men who *gasp* don't want to date a chick with a dick.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:51 PM (NOIQH)

The New Rape Culture is coming. Government "health" agents will force you to have sex with trannies, Muslims, etc.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 12:53 PM (qshm3)

183 I am sure that Bradley Manning served with distinction at Fort Leavenworth.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 11, 2017 12:53 PM (DxWUs)

184 148 A plate cleanser ..

One of the things about my NYC commute is that I'll see and pass by many people, and will often see attractive women when I do.

About once a week, I'll see one that's better than a 9.0 on a tough grading scale. This morning she was a 5'9" Spanish woman in her 20s in a simple pantsuit that showed off a wonderful ass -- beautiful face with nearly no make up.

There is a god .... And he's cruel ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (+7/1f)

Despite the freak show being foisted on us by "die kutlur" there are some very beautiful women here in Hymietown.

And the women I saw in Italy were incredible. Alas, I am spoken for. But I have eyes and an imagination.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 12:53 PM (mbhDw)

185 174 145 We need a ~~betting~~ drowning/I] pool.

FIFY.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2017 12:53 PM (4AVeu)

186 Are we making a distinction between the two?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 12:51 PM (0mRoj)

Yes, we're taking about Chelsea/Bradly Manning and not anyone here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 12:53 PM (iVOAv)

187 The New Rape Culture is coming. Government "health" agents will force you to have sex with trannies, Muslims, etc.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 12:53 PM (qshm3)

Or at least turning one down will be prosecuted as a hate crime.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2017 12:54 PM (0mRoj)

188 The New Rape Culture is coming. Government "health" agents will force you to have sex with trannies, Muslims, etc.
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Officer? Send the next one in, please!

Posted by: Shep! at August 11, 2017 12:54 PM (vg8iE)

189 >>I am sure that Bradley Manning served with distinction at Fort Leavenworth.

Most accomodating Rear Admiral evah!

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:54 PM (eRVww)

190 Donald Trump=traitor. This, thing, heroine.

Got it.

That about sums up liberals.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 12:54 PM (9KZTy)

191 Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (DQ4Fv)

You will be MADE to care, comrade. But, your point is taken.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 12:54 PM (mbhDw)

192 177 Blech.

Traitor gets a Vogue shoot. Further proof, as if we needed any, that everything is backwards.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 11, 2017 12:52 PM (bIwZ6)

Vogue has always embraced Traitors... look at how many time Hanoi Jane Fonda has been on the cover.

Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 12:54 PM (NgKpN)

193 He needs to do something about those biceps. And that gut. And...everything else, actually. And also go back to prison.

Posted by: T at August 11, 2017 12:54 PM (Vgw1E)

194 166 Is it still Shark Week?

Just got a call from the local Shark union. They're on a hunger strike until someone gets that pasty revolting thing off the beach.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 11, 2017 12:55 PM (88jeI)

195 look at how many time Hanoi Jane Fonda has been on the cover.
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At least my pussy is real.

Posted by: Hanoi Jane at August 11, 2017 12:55 PM (vg8iE)

196 Remember: Big Google Is Watching.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:55 PM (Nwg0u)

197 He got the Traitor Star with Oak Leaf Cluster- didn't he?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 12:55 PM (9KZTy)

198 "intersectionals"

One of the things that annoys me about the identity politics crowd is how they keep coming up with jargon.
cis-normal, triggering, safety zones, verbal violence

They're so intellectually shallow that they think that the jargon gives credence to their views. Unfortunately, a large part of the population is too dumb to realize that it's all just made up bullshit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 11, 2017 12:55 PM (+lVUW)

199 Shit, why didn't I think of this?

Posted by: Zombie Eddie Slovick at August 11, 2017 12:55 PM (qJhUV)

200 He's got one thing going for him. He has the smallest forehead of anyone named Manning.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 11, 2017 12:56 PM (cqZPN)

201 Despite the freak show being foisted on us by "die kutlur" there are some very beautiful women here in Hymietown.

And the women I saw in Italy were incredible. Alas, I am spoken for. But I have eyes and an imagination.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 11, 2017 12:53 PM (mbhDw)

Just because you are on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2017 12:56 PM (jxbfJ)

202 Chelsea Manning walks into a bar. The bartender says ' why the man face?'

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 11, 2017 12:52 PM (cqZPN)

Chelsea replies: "I haven't been on Botched yet."

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2017 12:56 PM (HgMAr)

203 Hairlip sends you greetings.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 11, 2017 12:56 PM (lIZQs)

204 I hear Google has an opening. He would fit right in.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 12:56 PM (9KZTy)

205 He needs to do something about those biceps. And that gut. And...everything else, actually. And also go back to prison.
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And the head. It should be removed from the neck.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:56 PM (vg8iE)

206 Christ Ace, a NSFAOTP warning would have been appreciated.

Posted by: Hotspur at August 11, 2017 12:56 PM (hp5Wc)

207 Top six euphemisms for tucking away the junk:

1. Junk in the trunk behind the rump
2. Wedding tackle in the box
3. Schlong in the shed
4. Dog in the doghouse
5. Nuts in the nuthouse
6. Hide the sausage (and beans)
7. ...

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 11, 2017 12:56 PM (RD7QR)

208 190 Donald Trump=traitor. This, thing, heroine.

Got it.

That about sums up liberals.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 12:54 PM (9KZTy)

Even Moreso...

Trump = Crazy, Evil, Traitor, Unfit For Office, Keep him away from the Nukes

Li'l Kim = Reasonable, Measured, Respected, Can be Trusted with Nukes

Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 12:57 PM (qshm3)

209 Don't read the responses on his tweet unless you've got a barf bag handy. And it's mostly (all?) women praising him. Gah!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (NOIQH)

Google Commissars: Are any of them looking for a job because they seem to be goodthink types

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 12:57 PM (493sH)

210 "He's got one thing going for him. He has the smallest forehead of anyone named Manning.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 11, 2017 12:56 PM (cqZPN) "

Gun to my head, I'd rather fuck Peyton. At least it's a story.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 11, 2017 12:57 PM (oZ6kz)

211 Sausage masquerading as fish. Someone call the FDA.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 12:57 PM (9KZTy)

212 Sausage masquerading as fish. Someone call the FDA.
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Pink slime

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:58 PM (vg8iE)

213 Ironically, he's already got an angry inch...and he hasn't even gotten the surgery yet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 12:58 PM (3OIiX)

214 Most accomodating Rear Admiral evah!
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:54 PM

Manning is Army. I believe the rank you are looking for is rump Colonel.

Little known fact: The Navy invented sex.

The Marines introduced it to women.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2017 12:58 PM (ctuyM)

215 Sausage masquerading as fish.
____

Eclectic Eel?

Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 12:59 PM (UmSfZ)

216 >>Vogue has always embraced Traitors... look at how many time Hanoi Jane Fonda has been on the cover.

And the glowing profile on Assad's wife.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:59 PM (NOIQH)

217 Most accomodating Rear Admiral evah!
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:54 PM

Manning is Army. I believe the rank you are looking for is rump Colonel.

Little known fact: The Navy invented sex.

The Marines introduced it to women.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2017 12:58 PM (ctuyM)

I laughed. I shouldn't have, but I did.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 01:00 PM (3OIiX)

218 210 "He's got one thing going for him. He has the smallest forehead of anyone named Manning.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 11, 2017 12:56 PM (cqZPN) "
___________________________________

THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO GUYS FROM FOOTBALL WHO HAVE REALLY BIG FOREHEADS AND THEY ARE BOTH NAMED MANNING AND THEY ARE BROTHERS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 11, 2017 01:00 PM (4AVeu)

219 The Yahoo responses top the photo yesterday were overwhelmingly negative so I wouldn't think that the "Daily Mail" has the final word on public opinion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 01:01 PM (iVOAv)

220 MIss LInda keeps getting Glamour and some of these other female magazines. Nowadays the models aren't all skinny; some are real chubsters that you wouldn't be surprised to see at Walmart. And that sort of thing is held up to women readers as "real women" (as if the slim ones, and the movie stars, weren't just as 3-D in real life as the overweight ones).

Now this.

Our society is dying. I wonder if, in the late Roman Empire, people said the same thing about Roman society?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2017 01:02 PM (WuRdj)

221 Noooooooo!!!

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2017 01:02 PM (kWLTW)

222 Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 11, 2017 01:00 PM (4AVeu)

Oh quit with the dumb jokes!

*Turns around to leave, bonks head on chandelier*

Posted by: Manning Brothers at August 11, 2017 01:02 PM (eMKNe)

223 Our society is dying. I wonder if, in the late Roman Empire, people said the same thing about Roman society?
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Friend, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your shears! To cut off my dick!

Posted by: Trannius Minimus at August 11, 2017 01:03 PM (vg8iE)

224 Remember, obama commuted this "persons" sentence on the way out the door to say a hearty "fvck you" to the Military that he hates.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 11, 2017 01:03 PM (0pcwX)

225
Queue up its ESPY for "Courage"...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2017 01:03 PM (pNxlR)

226 Ugh. Swipe Left.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 11, 2017 01:04 PM (tVWQB)

227 Commit treason -- a hero to the Left
Kill some guards in cold blood, escape from prison, move to Cuba -- again, hero
Shoot down a cop in cold blood -- another hero

And the liberals say that we are the antisocial ones. That we are blocking Progress. mmhmm

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 11, 2017 01:04 PM (6jaju)

228 Which comes first, marriage or suicide?
Posted by: Meremortal at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (3myMJ)

What's the second option?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 11, 2017 01:05 PM (Tnhbr)

229 I don't even feel revulsion at this. I just simply don't care.

The only thing that bothers me is this stupid new schtick of taking some janey-come-lately, slapping a little red dress on them, plastering them all over their magazine covers and saying "Lookit! Lookit!".

As if being trans was just slapping on a dress and some makeup.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2017 01:05 PM (AURKQ)

230 In the great spirit of DIY, I'm going to start marketing a home-use kit for male-to-female transers who just can't wait for their surgery, called the Gend-o Change-o.

It will be a box containing:
- Big bottle of Val-U-Rite vodka
- Very sharp scissors
- Lots of paper towels

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 01:05 PM (eMKNe)

231 Ah, is there anyway we can go back to the gorilla?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 11, 2017 01:05 PM (kUmUV)

232 Warning: Do not help this person load a couch into a van.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 11, 2017 01:05 PM (oZ6kz)

233 224 Remember, obama commuted this "persons" sentence on the way out the door to say a hearty "fvck you" to the Military that he hates.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 11, 2017 01:03 PM (0pcwX)

I still think he either A) Wouldn't have done it, or B) At LEAST wouldn't have taken on the name of Hillary's Hellspawn if he didn't know that "transitioning" would make Obeyme want to let him go.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 01:05 PM (qshm3)

234 How is Manning's pee-pee whacking going to be charged to the taxpayers? Is he on Medicaid?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 01:05 PM (LTHVh)

235 Since this has devolved to a Peyton Manning joke thread. Please watch this Peyton Manning video. It is actually quite funny, but has some naughty words.

http://tinyurl.com/y9zo5jnt

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 11, 2017 01:05 PM (DxWUs)

236 *Turns around to leave, bonks head on chandelier*

Posted by: Manning Brothers at August 11, 2017 01:02 PM (eMKNe)
________________________________

Nationwide is on your side.

Posted by: The AFLAC Duck, Geico Lizard and the Black Guy from Allstate at August 11, 2017 01:06 PM (4AVeu)

237 I'm an admitted squish on some political things, but not with the military. Manning should've been given the death penalty, not jail time, let alone *pardoned by the president*. Do lefties seriously wonder why so many people think they don't have the best interests of the military at heart?

Posted by: RedStick at August 11, 2017 01:06 PM (D9GGD)

238 Bruce Jenner changed into a fake woman and escaped blame for causing a fatal accident.

The Manning changed into a fake woman and was released from the prison sentence he got as a man committing treason.

They claim they are somebody else now, and different individuals committed these crimes? And the courts agree?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2017 01:06 PM (it0w8)

239 Rub some dirt on it.

Posted by: Payton Manning at August 11, 2017 01:06 PM (LTHVh)

240 230 In the great spirit of DIY, I'm going to start marketing a home-use kit for male-to-female transers who just can't wait for their surgery, called the Gend-o Change-o.

It will be a box containing:
- Big bottle of Val-U-Rite vodka
- Very sharp scissors
- Lots of paper towels
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 01:05 PM (eMKNe)

Wouldn't do anything for the ones who want to keep their dick, though.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 01:07 PM (qshm3)

241 America the freak show. Bring on the fire and brimstone.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 11, 2017 01:07 PM (Jcg9Q)

242 Posted by: The AFLAC Duck, Geico Lizard and the Black Guy from Allstate at August 11, 2017 01:06 PM (4AVeu)
__

That gag was so easy a caveman.... oh nevermind.

Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 01:07 PM (UmSfZ)

243
Cannot be a "real woman" until it gives birth to a child.

-- St. Serena of the Grass Courts, 2017

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2017 01:08 PM (pNxlR)

244 Our society is dying. I wonder if, in the late Roman Empire, people said the same thing about Roman society?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2017 01:02 PM (WuRdj)

My dear departed mother told me that the sewers of late Rome were choked with the bodiies of the unborn.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 11, 2017 01:08 PM (lIZQs)

245 "if someone with a terrible case of dyslexia put on a swimsuit"

They would put it on backwards or have the top and bottom reversed, right?

Posted by: Secret Square at August 11, 2017 01:08 PM (+HoK2)

246
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Revulsion is Attraction.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 01:08 PM (EgwCt)

247 Uh, reminder: last issue of Tenn Vogue contained an anal sex tutorial.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (NOIQH)

Gotta watch out for them Volunteer types.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 11, 2017 01:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

248 CUT THAT MEAT! CUT THAT MEAT!

ONLY IF I CAN GET THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO PAY FOR IT!

Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 01:08 PM (qshm3)

249 I would love to see the video of the families screaming and running from the beach when this entourage showed up. Has that nice 'middle of bumfuck nowhere' look.

Posted by: Corona at August 11, 2017 01:09 PM (8YsvZ)

250 Wasn't there a Roman Emperor who offered a huge reward to any doctor who could turn him into a woman?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 01:09 PM (3OIiX)

251 Where was all this tranny stuff when we needed it?

Posted by: The Zombie Rosenbergs at August 11, 2017 01:10 PM (Y8lwO)

252 Not necessarily beautiful, but mutated.

Posted by: Zod Mothersbaugh at August 11, 2017 01:10 PM (Bdeb0)

253 The nation wide media orgasms will be spectacular when Obama comes out as a woman.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 01:10 PM (hJrjt)

254 >>>>Uh, reminder: last issue of Tenn Vogue contained an anal sex tutorial.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (NOIQH)

Gotta watch out for them Volunteer types.
.
.
.They have to teach them kids all about butt secks because they don't want them punished by having a baby remember?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 11, 2017 01:10 PM (0pcwX)

255 Wasn't there a Roman Emperor who offered a huge reward to any doctor who could turn him into a woman?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 01:09 PM (3OIiX)

Elagabalus

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 01:10 PM (493sH)

256 This old man
He played six
He played knick knack
On his dix
With a knick knack wiener whack
Give a dog a bone
This old went rolling home

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 01:11 PM (Nwg0u)

257 Annie Leibovitz is still alive? Wasn't she taking pictures of Sarah Siddons?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 11, 2017 01:11 PM (oZ6kz)

258 How is Manning's pee-pee whacking going to be charged
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 01:05 PM

No charges, no suspension. I'm not the one with under-inflated balls.

Posted by: Eli Manning at August 11, 2017 01:11 PM (ctuyM)

259 "Uh, reminder: last issue of Tenn Vogue contained an anal sex tutorial."

Which neglected to mention to its teen readers that teh buttsechs is a primary and highly efficient infection route for HIV.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 01:11 PM (ujwCG)

260 137 This stupid, fucking trans-fad cannot die soon enough.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (jWe5r)

+++

I stupidly believed that Rap and tattoos would both have short lives.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2017 01:11 PM (2+gSO)

261 True WSJ below the fold headline today:

Visa curbs test seasonal hiring: shortage of H-2bs squeezed Martha's Vineyard, sparking search for U.S. workers and other fixes."

WTH? A US worker ( e.g. A college student who needs a summer job) is a 'fix'?

The article talks about businesses having to hire more Americans , but many don't know how to read orders... um. Maybe if they had some training, they would know. Another company said it was very hard to find people to do the work, but also that he has replaced all 1,600 foreign workers with US workers.

But the author works very hard to find any dark lining in this silver claims.

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2017 01:11 PM (kWLTW)

262 The only reason why politicians, advertisers and people like Roger Goodell buy into these warped culture war battles is just to keep prying eyes from what they are doing. That's right. Most of them don't like this shit any more than most of us do. But they don't want to invite closer scrutiny into their business practices so it's , 'Yeah, sure , whatever you want. We'll go along. Diversity!!"

Now millenials in the tech industry-that's different. They are true believers...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 01:11 PM (7uYFy)

263 [244 Our society is dying. I wonder if, in the late Roman Empire, people said the same thing about Roman society?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2017 01:02 PM (WuRdj)

My dear departed mother told me that the sewers of late Rome were choked with the bodiies of the unborn.
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 11, 2017
*
*
And the recently born but declared unfit, no doubt. The ancient Greeks used to "expose" physically unfit or deformed children, which meant "Leave little Whatever on the mountainside for the wolves." The Romans admired the Greeks, so they may have done the same.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2017 01:11 PM (WuRdj)

264 I think the actual clinical definition of this is FITH
(Fucked in the Head).

Posted by: LGoPs at August 11, 2017 01:12 PM (5XCN6)

265 When I was a kid there were circus freaks too.

I'd point and say "Look momma". My mom would shush me and tell me it's not polite to point.

Apparently the times have changed.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 11, 2017 01:12 PM (dUTOE)

266 It puts the penis in its mouth.

Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2017 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)

267
To be fair, he wasn't cutting it as a man, so to speak. Why not let him try the other gender?
Posted by: pep at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM

When it realized it can't cut it as a human he can transition to a different species.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2017 01:13 PM (IqV8l)

268 Joncelli, balls truly on a box on the mantle?
shorten it somehow It should bein the list

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:13 PM (FKrah)

269
When I was a kid there were circus freaks too.

Could Tod Browning make "Freaks" today?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2017 01:14 PM (IqV8l)

270 Ace,
The cleaning bill is coming to you.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at August 11, 2017 01:14 PM (oBuXO)

271 Can we have trigger warning please?

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 11, 2017 01:14 PM (mJEUQ)

272 i lost my marbles.

Posted by: chelsea. at August 11, 2017 01:14 PM (FKrah)

273 Could Tod Browning make "Freaks" today?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2017 01:14 PM (IqV8l)
_____

nope, too much free competition

Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 01:15 PM (UmSfZ)

274 As a side note, can we PLEASE for the love of Christ kill "TL;DR" with fire?

Just reading that shit makes my blood pressure go up.

TL DR "For those too fuckin LAZY to READ."

Posted by: Dimebag forever at August 11, 2017 01:15 PM (pBbc6)

275 Remember a point from Vaclav Havel's "Power of the Powerless," that making the people agree with lies is done by socialst systems to make the people complicit in their enslavement.

The emperor has no ovaries.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2017 01:15 PM (it0w8)

276 Turn this traitor over to the muzzies. Tell them he's a goat.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 11, 2017 01:15 PM (5XCN6)

277 Wasn't there a Roman Emperor who offered a huge reward to any doctor who could turn him into a woman?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 01:09 PM (3OIiX)

Elagabalus
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 01:10 PM (493sH)

Ah, well done. Yeah, that freak.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 01:15 PM (3OIiX)

278 Vogue featuring traitors if any gender is a real shame.

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2017 01:15 PM (kWLTW)

279
144 Never thought I'd prefer a photo of Yoko.

Yet here we are.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (SRKgf)

Oh, hell, toss in Yoko caterwauling, too. Extraordinary distress requires extraordinary remedies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2017 01:15 PM (pNxlR)

280 So is their a womb in the future?

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:16 PM (FKrah)

281 Another Cliff Clavin trivia question.

What was the name of the first famous transitioned wacko?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 11, 2017 01:16 PM (cqZPN)

282 220---Our society is dying. I wonder if, in the late Roman Empire, people said the same thing about Roman society?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2017 01:02 PM (WuRdj)
------------------------------
Sure they did, both in the late empire and at the demise of the republic.

The big difference between our decay and that of other dying civilizations is that our ruling class holds up the rot as "progress." They shove the smell of decomposition up our noses and call it the sweetest perfume. And most BELIEVE that.

Former civilizations KNEW that they were decadent.
They knew their ancestors were better than they were. They looked back to golden ages, real or imagined.

IOW, they may have been weak, spoiled, lazy, and corrupt but they were not insane.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 01:16 PM (0jtPF)

283 It's pretty funny how much he looks like Chubbles AFTER the tens of thousands of dollars in plastic surgery to make Clinton, a girl who was actually born a girl, look like she does today.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 01:16 PM (psH+N)

284 137 This stupid, fucking trans-fad cannot die soon enough.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (jWe5r)

It's not gonna die. It's gonna get worse.

I pity you 'rons with small children. You're gonna get attacked like never before, from every angle.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 11, 2017 01:16 PM (Jcg9Q)

285 What was the name of the first famous transitioned wacko?

Christine Jorgensen

Posted by: tu3031 at August 11, 2017 01:17 PM (qJhUV)

286 anyway i guess this is the new get out of jail fee card.

take notes.

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:17 PM (FKrah)

287 Looks like a younger Daniel Craig. He should do a Bond film.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 11, 2017 01:17 PM (/qEW2)

288 And I bet Chubbles would kill (haha) for that dude's weird-ass looking legs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 01:17 PM (psH+N)

289 Euphemisms for tucking away the junk

7. Flagpole in the garage
8. Balls on the mantle
9. Pool cue in the rack
10. Shovel in the shed

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 11, 2017 01:18 PM (RD7QR)

290 I remember when Boy George was considered really edgy and out there.

Huh.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 11, 2017 01:18 PM (tVWQB)

291 Somebody paid Annie Liebowitz to do the photo. She's a very celebrated photographer; I wonder who? She didn't do it simply to help the transgender movementt

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 01:18 PM (iVOAv)

292 Just close your eyes and pretend I'm a woman.

Posted by: 21st Century America Hero, Chelsea Manning at August 11, 2017 01:18 PM (uFG9y)

293 I pity you 'rons with small children. You're gonna get attacked like never before, from every angle.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 11, 2017 01:16 PM (Jcg9Q)

---

I held the door for a cross-dresser this morning. He said thanks and I said yessir, and I'm sure he was pissed but he said nothing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 01:19 PM (psH+N)

294 Why?

I honestly don't get it.

So...here goes...it was born male, likes males (gay) but wants to be a woman (receiver). So has pecker removed, shaves arms, takes hormones but has no ovaries or the things that make a woman. Ok.

Then there's Chaz, born female, likes females? but wants to be a man (boinker). Takes hormones to grow pecker (unsure about this, maybe there are pecker transplant lists for the deep web, or she and Chelsea swapped). Takes hormones to grow beard (or maybe part of Chelsea transplant deal). Has boobs removed (maybe part of Chelsea transplant deal and she-it got them).

I am so confused that this is the extent of my thinking about this.

Why can't they be happy with just being gay and dressing the part?

Just because I want to be Melania does not mean I will suddenly grow a few inches taller and have good posture and marry a billionaire. But I can dress the part and pretend.

Also, my flying monkeys, why do we have to accept this weird dysmorphia just because they tell me to? I simply cannot imagine a Marine, caught in the belly of battle, thinking, "Wow, if only I had a confused and depresed transgender next to me all would be well."

No offense to Morons who are the gender of choice today. I like the twitter handles of a few I read, such as born female, became male, but gender fluid. Which brings us to basically bisexuals in the olde days.

Or! Reading of a woman, who had hormones to become a male (showing photo with beard) but ticked off that during hysterectomy an ovary was taken so it (who is declaring itself genderless) can someday have a child. I guess the egg would be implanted in a zebra or something and not given a name or toys til childzebra declared it was, indeed, an orangutan.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 11, 2017 01:19 PM (J5mzk)

295 274 As a side note, can we PLEASE for the love of Christ kill "TL;DR" with fire?

Just reading that shit makes my blood pressure go up.

TL DR "For those too fuckin LAZY to READ."

Posted by: Dimebag forever at August 11, 2017 01:15 PM (pBbc6)

There's a British Redpill who uses "TL;DR" as his name, so...

Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 01:19 PM (qshm3)

296 I don't know what it was, but it sure was tight!

Posted by: Raul at August 11, 2017 01:19 PM (uFG9y)

297 He looks like Cecilia Giménez did his makeover.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2017 01:19 PM (wPiJc)

298 In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.

cs lewis

Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

299 Another Cliff Clavin trivia question.

What was the name of the first famous transitioned wacko?

-
Rene Richards, author of How To Play Tennis Without Any Balls.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 01:20 PM (Nwg0u)

300 Somebody paid Annie Liebowitz to do the photo. She's a very celebrated
photographer; I wonder who? She didn't do it simply to help the
transgender movementt

She plays for the other team. I'm sure she's down with the struggle.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 11, 2017 01:20 PM (qJhUV)

301 Why do some men want to spend their lives looking like ugly girls? These men must have nothing else going on in their brains besides thinking about sex 24/7/365. Their entire lives are spent in service to their, well, whatever.

Posted by: Boots at August 11, 2017 01:20 PM (EBwPV)

302 Kinda looks like Reality Winner or whatever her name was.

Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2017 01:20 PM (OvldT)

303 ok this is what has been bothering me the last few years.
this type of gender bender has grown exponentially
or it has always been so much but hidden?

truly don't know. or is it grooming
or something in the water?

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:20 PM (FKrah)

304 Somebody paid Annie Liebowitz to do the photo. She's a very celebrated photographer; I wonder who? She didn't do it simply to help the transgender movementt

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

She was making a pot for me! *sob*

Posted by: Otter at August 11, 2017 01:20 PM (/qEW2)

305 Story at FB about a company, St. Louis Crematorium, that's putting... cute kids in their ads.

Yeah, that's a great idea.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 01:20 PM (eMKNe)

306 It looks like Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: fu52 at August 11, 2017 01:20 PM (HpUpB)

307 Is that beach being targeted by the Norks? Or did Chris Christie invite Vogue to his beach for the photo shoot?

Posted by: Fritz at August 11, 2017 01:21 PM (eLttb)

308 Never thought I'd prefer a photo of Yoko.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM

Welcome!

Posted by: Transgalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Colony at August 11, 2017 01:21 PM (ctuyM)

309 Seriously, guys. If we just give them don't as don't tell, then this crazy sh*t will stop and we can get on with our lives.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 01:21 PM (psH+N)

310 >>Somebody paid Annie Liebowitz to do the photo. She's a very celebrated photographer; I wonder who? She didn't do it simply to help the transgender movementt

Vogue paid her. They did it to sell magazines and it will work.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 01:21 PM (/tuJf)

311
Vogue is planning a special double issue with for a Chel-Z v chelsea walk off a la Zoolander.

Zombie David Bowie will preside. Maximum capacity vomit troughs will be installed walkway-side.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2017 01:21 PM (pNxlR)

312
I am so confused that this is the extent of my thinking about this.

Why can't they be happy with just being gay and dressing the part?

I don't get it either, Christy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 01:22 PM (iVOAv)

313 "Your ironic nic aside, I agree totally."

Yeah. I've had this nic since the early days. Finally found a subject that matched. Unfortunately.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 11, 2017 01:22 PM (jWe5r)

314 So I'm thinking the pic of Malaria lying on her stomach pounding the pavement with her fists was a no-go.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2017 01:22 PM (2+gSO)

315 303 ok this is what has been bothering me the last few years.
this type of gender bender has grown exponentially
or it has always been so much but hidden?

truly don't know. or is it grooming
or something in the water?
Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:20 PM (FKrah)

Now that it's trendy, it gets you "celebrated" in Social Justice communities, the "transformation" is celebrated as a sexual fetish (and "fetish" ones are the types who don't get their dick chopped off)...

Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 01:22 PM (qshm3)

316 i guess when i look at the photo, i just mainly feel sad.

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:23 PM (FKrah)

317
She was making a pot for me! *sob*

That little minx!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2017 01:23 PM (pNxlR)

318 omebody paid Annie Liebowitz to do the photo. She's a very celebrated photographer; I wonder who? She didn't do it simply to help the transgender movementt
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 01:18 PM (iVOAv)

I recognized the style right off. It looks like a Rolling Stone cover from the '80's/90's. Lebowitz shot most of those. I'm sure she's down with the transgender movement.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 01:23 PM (7uYFy)

319 >>So I'm thinking the pic of Malaria lying on her stomach pounding the pavement with her fists was a no-go.

The video of her being taken away in a golf cart and she is obviously hammered is even better.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 01:24 PM (/tuJf)

320 this would make a great subject for the rorschach test

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:24 PM (FKrah)

321
316 i guess when i look at the photo, i just mainly feel sad.
Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:23 PM (FKrah)

* stage crew enters and begins striking the set *

Next thread!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2017 01:24 PM (pNxlR)

322 MY EYES! o MY EYES!

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Who's got the bleach!

Posted by: Miller at August 11, 2017 01:24 PM (vMeHq)

323 Kinda looks like Reality Winner or whatever her name was.

Posted by: blaster

Please. She is a one. This assclown is a zero.

Posted by: Otter at August 11, 2017 01:24 PM (/qEW2)

324 Yes; Sensational covers will sell magazines but they can only do this so often. People will not buy a magazine with transgender of the month-and not if the person isn't famous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 01:24 PM (iVOAv)

325 Never thought I'd prefer a photo of Yoko.

Yet here we are.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (SRKgf)

Oh, hell, toss in Yoko caterwauling, too. Extraordinary distress requires extraordinary remedies.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2017 01:15 PM (pNxlR)
----------

The guy on the white ottoman, even.

Well, maybe.

Maybe not.

Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 01:24 PM (UoSKV)

326 i liked bea auther
shrugs.

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:24 PM (FKrah)

327 Liebowitz is married to Susan Sontag, so I have no doubt she's just peachy with all the trans nonsense.

And yeah, I'm sure Vogue also cut her a fat check.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 11, 2017 01:25 PM (oZ6kz)

328 Yeah, I don't know.

There used to be cross dressers, who got off on looking like a woman. Some were good at it, even. But a percentage (? not sure how big) was still into girls. The Ed Wood crowd. A bigger chunk liked men.

The straight gays, men who liked men and like being men, didn't get along with the cross-dressers.

I don't know. Things fall apart. The Center cannot hold. The falcon cannot hear the falconer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 01:25 PM (3OIiX)

329 >>Somebody paid Annie Liebowitz to do the photo. She's a very celebrated
photographer; I wonder who? She didn't do it simply to help the
transgender movementt

Vogue paid her.

I'm sure Liebovitz was OK with it, she's the one who was hired to do the Pirelli catalogue a few years ago and she went with b and w photos of various actresses with no make-up, and the tubby ones in underwear (Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 01:25 PM (NOIQH)

330 Next thread!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2017 01:24 PM (pNxlR)
__________

I want out of this one so bad I went and looked for a nood...

Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 01:25 PM (UmSfZ)

331 Have I stepped into some kind of a time machine?
I'm not feeling hostile, at all, ... only sad.
I have to repeat though, I'm not going to be giving them any water when the end comes. They are going to be on their own. I hope that they have canned food when we meet. Peaches are going to be a way to get laid, right after cigarettes, and booze, and aspirin. Buried treasure is not a bad thing.

Posted by: goon at August 11, 2017 01:25 PM (EaQ6/)

332 Zombie David Bowie will preside. Maximum capacity vomit troughs will be installed walkway-side.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2017 01:21 PM (pNxlR)

David Bowie was truly the only celebrity death that made me feel sad. I did listen to him for 40 years, but I can't explain why his demise hit me hard.
Most of the time I can't muster up the sadz for people I don't know....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 01:26 PM (7uYFy)

333 MY EYES! o MY EYES!

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Who's got the bleach!

Posted by: Miller at August 11, 2017 01:24 PM (vMeHq)

Here ya go:

http://www.eyebleach.us/

Posted by: Country Boy at August 11, 2017 01:26 PM (Jcg9Q)

334 >>324
Yes; Sensational covers will sell magazines but they can only do this so
often. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 01:24 PM (iVOAv)

The entire magazine industry thinks this statement is incorrect.

Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2017 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

335 ok i'm also confused about the lovers of transgenders, do they want a female or a male, if visa versa happened?

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:26 PM (FKrah)

336 316 i guess when i look at the photo, i just mainly feel sad.

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:23 PM

---

I'm pretty sure this is the dude who was sentenced to 30+ years for leaking classified national security data and who Obama pardoned after five or so years.

That's the even more sad part.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 01:26 PM (psH+N)

337 Nope not clicking the link.

Posted by: Paladin at August 11, 2017 01:26 PM (DPvCq)

338 I've told this joke before, but it merits retelling:

Three guys are waiting outside a psychiatrist's office.

First guy goes in. "Doc, I think I'm a chicken."

"What makes you believe you are a chicken?"

"Well, if a flap my arms like this, and go 'Cluck cluck cluck!' then that turns me into a chicken, right?"

"I hereby certify you as completely insane. Next!"

As the men in the little white coats drag away the first guy, the second guy enters the office.

"Doc, I think I'm a choo-choo train."

"What makes you think you're a choo-choo train?"

"Well, if I get down on all fours like this and go 'Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga CHOO CHOO!' then that makes me a train, doesn't it?"

"I hereby certify you as completely insane. Next!"

As the men in the little white coats drag away the second guy, the last guy enters the office.

"Doc, I think I'm a woman."

"What makes you think I'm a woman?"

"Well, if I push my dick between my legs like this, put on a dress like this, and sashay around your office saying 'Don't I look fabulous, then that makes me a woman, right?"

"I hereby certify--"

At that point the psychiatrist's secretary enters the room and whispers something in his ear. They get in a hushed argument, and the secretary gets out a copy of the DSM, flips to page 277, and makes the psychiatrist read the entry. He sighs in resignment as the secretary leaves. He turns to the last guy and says,

"Congratulations -- you're a woman!"

Posted by: zombie at August 11, 2017 01:26 PM (DQ4Fv)

339 My sausage persisted.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning-Clinton at August 11, 2017 01:26 PM (vtcmf)

340 So I'm thinking the pic of Malaria lying on her stomach pounding the pavement with her fists was a no-go.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2017 01:22 PM (2+gSO)

I read that as 'Melania' and kinda got turned on.

Not sure who Malaria is, she sounds sick, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 01:27 PM (3OIiX)

341 Someday a man who thinks he's a woman and a woman who thinks he's a man will be able to swap junk.
There will be a reality show about the process of selection.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 01:27 PM (hJrjt)

342 >>David Bowie was truly the only celebrity death that
made me feel sad.....Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 01:26 PM (7uYFy)

The "death" of Andy Kaufman made me feel...odd.

Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2017 01:27 PM (Bdeb0)

343 Robbie, yep that is indeed also sad. and Bad.

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:27 PM (FKrah)

344 Meanwhile...

MSN headline right now...

Legislators want to talk to Trump's Secretary.

This whole thing is really out of hand...

Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 01:28 PM (NgKpN)

345 263---The ancient Greeks used to "expose" physically unfit or deformed children, which meant "Leave little Whatever on the mountainside for the wolves....."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 11, 2017 01:11 PM (WuRdj)
----------------------------------
Actually, what it meant was, "For a human to outright kill a baby human is barbaric and impious. Who would sully his hands with such an act? And who knows whether the gods intended for the baby to prosper or not? Let us leave it up to Fate. If the gods want the child to live, they will send a shepherd (or whatever) to rescue it. If not, not. But we will not kill it ourselves."

IOW, they were quite a few steps above Planned Parenthood dismembering babies and selling their parts.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 01:28 PM (0jtPF)

346 ~Yawn~

Posted by: Locke Common at August 11, 2017 01:28 PM (t4+vp)

347
If I "choose" to change my appearance by bingeing and purging to alter my body type to match my body perception...... I get a referral to a shrink to cure my body image issues.

If I "choose" to change my appearance by cutting off my reproductive organs to alter my body type to match my body perception...... I get a referral to Vogue magazine for a photoshoot and cover spot.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 01:28 PM (8XRCm)

348 Note to self: avoid HQ for the next ~~four~~ six hours.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 11, 2017 01:28 PM (mJ8mX)

349 >>The straight gays, men who liked men and like being men, didn't get along with the cross-dressers.

I don't know. Things fall apart. The Center cannot hold. The falcon cannot hear the falconer.

Yeah, there are the transexual who want to pass as the opposite sex, and there there are the ones like this (and to me, also the "pregnant men"). They seem to enjoy reveling in the confusion of it all?

http://uncova.com/conchita-wurst-stuns-on-the-golden-globes-red-carpet

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 01:28 PM (NOIQH)

350 I don't care what "it" does. "It" is a traitor. Dick or no dick or taped dick.

And suck in your stomach, girl, that's gross.

Posted by: exliberal at August 11, 2017 01:28 PM (g2eRy)

351 That's awful. How do I un-see that? I WANT TO KNOW!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2017 01:28 PM (ty7RM)

352 I'm pretty sure this is the dude who was sentenced to 30+ years for leaking classified national security data and who Obama pardoned after five or so years.

That's the even more sad part.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 01:26 PM (psH+N)
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That's the one, although technically he didn't get pardoned, his sentence got commuted. But yeah, free after 4 years, I think it was, because he suffered enough.

Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 01:29 PM (UoSKV)

353 @zombie

Must be DSM IV or later.
DSM III still had that as a ticket to crazy town.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 01:29 PM (3OIiX)

354 Don't use their terms, btw. He's still just a cross-dresser. It is exactly as impossible for a man to transition to a gardenia as it is to become a woman.

He's wearing a costume. He's just a cross-dresser.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 01:29 PM (psH+N)

355 Holy crap. That's Bradley Manning?

I thought it was Katie Couric.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at August 11, 2017 01:30 PM (TRhby)

356 335 ok i'm also confused about the lovers of transgenders, do they want a female or a male, if visa versa happened?

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:26 PM (FKrah)
-----------------------------------

This was on an ONT a couple of weekends ago - there has been great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the gender dysmorphia community because the gender-benders want to fool their sex partners into thinking they really are the gender to which they have switched.

Meaning guys like Chelsea Manning want genuine males to be with, and want to fool them into thinking that Chelsea is a real girl.

In other words, the gender-benders going either way don't want to be with other gender-benders.

Posted by: Boots at August 11, 2017 01:30 PM (EBwPV)

357 Would a picture of a man in a woman's bathing suit actually boost magazine sales? I don't believe it. Refusal to buy the magazine is one way people can still voice their unwillingness to go along with the party line.
People who think Bruce Jenner is still Bruce Jenner might not be able to say it publicly but they can refuse to buy his crap book. Still.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 01:30 PM (hJrjt)

358 Who's got the bleach!

Posted by: Miller at August 11, 2017 01:24 PM (vMeHq)

Here ya go:

http://www.eyebleach.us/

Posted by: Country Boy at August 11, 2017 01:26 PM (Jcg9Q)

You Sir, are a Great American!

Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 01:30 PM (NgKpN)

359 I feel gritty, oh so gritty.

Posted by: Chelsea Manning-Clinton at August 11, 2017 01:30 PM (vtcmf)

360 >>He's wearing a costume.

We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 01:30 PM (/tuJf)

361 Re: trans troops

If a soldier can handle a 20 mile road march in Georgia during August, while "her" wedding tackle is duct taped to her tail pipe, it'll be worthy of respect. Or at least a well-regarded daaaaamn!

Posted by: GGinNC at August 11, 2017 01:30 PM (QYUV/)

362 Not sure who Malaria is, she sounds sick, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 01:27 PM (3OIiX)

+++

The former president, JEF's first-born.(WE think).

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2017 01:31 PM (2+gSO)

363
If you counted its tail..... how many legs does a dog have???

Wrong.
Four.

Calling a thing by another name doesnt change the thing.

~ Shit Abraham Lincoln said.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

364 alright Boots, so that's sad they even want to deceive their lover.

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:31 PM (FKrah)

365 My nephew did two tours in Iraq with the 101st. He tells me a lot the vets he knows want to cut this traitor's throat.

I hope they use a dull knife.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at August 11, 2017 01:31 PM (bML9A)

366 I think Bluto would want some of that. More curves than Olive Oyl. Popeye can relax, at last. His horney nemesis has found a new boy/girl friend.

Posted by: goon at August 11, 2017 01:31 PM (EaQ6/)

367 People who think Bruce Jenner is still Bruce Jenner might not be able to say it publicly but they can refuse to buy his crap book. Still.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 01:30 PM (hJrjt)

F that.... Bruce Jenner is still Bruce Jenner.... and yes I'll say that publically...

Somehow most have become cowards... unwilling to actually fight this insanity....

And guess what, if you Surrender, you can never win...

Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 01:32 PM (NgKpN)

368 well this was a depressing topic, more so i think than politics, I guess which is why i try to focus on politics in my down times.

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:32 PM (FKrah)

369 "...put on a dress like this, and sashay around your office..."

"So I'm thinking the pic of Malaria..."

---

Michael Obama is going to be pissed when he reads this thread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 01:33 PM (psH+N)

370 Posted by: Dimebag forever at August 11, 2017 01:15 PM (pBbc6)

TL;DR

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 01:33 PM (LTHVh)

371 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 01:33 PM (LTHVh)

372 I thought it was Katie Couric.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at August 11, 2017 01:30 PM (TRhby)

Ouch.

It actually does look like a rather unattractive middle-aged woman not wearing any make-up, dried out on a beach somewhere I confess as ugly as the image is, I didn't feel ill until I found out who it was....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 01:33 PM (7uYFy)

373 He still looks like an ugly dude.

Posted by: vinnymotto at August 11, 2017 01:33 PM (+0t2Z)

374 Not sure who Malaria is, she sounds sick, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 01:27 PM (3OIiX)

+++

The former president, JEF's first-born.(WE think).
Posted by: washrivergal

Malaria is first. Sashimi is second.

Sue me that I don't care to learn their real names.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2017 01:33 PM (U76Nz)

375 i think i'll go do Chelsea mannings job (as a boy) and dig a yuuuge hole for a new tree.

Posted by: willow at August 11, 2017 01:34 PM (FKrah)

376 This guy was a homosexual. Most homosexuals who go tranny convert early, and are more convincing. So this guy is an anomaly.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 11, 2017 01:34 PM (/qEW2)

377 Nood

Posted by: NCKate at August 11, 2017 01:34 PM (8Xttu)

378 He tells me a lot the vets he knows want to cut this traitor's throat.

He's probably being given some sort of police protection by leftists. If he not betrayed his country I wouldn't care what he decided to do, although I think it mentally ill, but he really should be in jail for treason-and no I wouldn't want him killed by an angry Vet. Then he's be even more of a hero to groups of people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 01:34 PM (iVOAv)

379 It comes down to this, too, regarding the military.

Until the VA covers the total cost of prosthesis for missing arms and legs...which is about half per leg or arm, depending on type, for a $50k gender reversal surgery...oh hell, who am I kidding? I will never think the military need to be whacking off peckers and hysterectomies.

Bite moi.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 11, 2017 01:34 PM (J5mzk)

380 Finally

Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 01:34 PM (UmSfZ)

381 I think Bluto would want some of that. More curves than Olive Oyl. Popeye can relax, at last. His horney nemesis has found a new boy/girl friend.

Posted by: goon at August 11, 2017 01:31 PM (EaQ6/)

Brutus.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 11, 2017 01:34 PM (Jcg9Q)

382 >>So this guy is an anomaly.

Understatement of the day.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 01:34 PM (/tuJf)

383 YOU HAVE TO CALL ME NAPOLEON, DAMMIT!

Posted by: Mental Patient in a Funny Hat at August 11, 2017 01:35 PM (psH+N)

384 ~didn't enthusiastically click the link~
~checks self into re-education "camp"~

Posted by: jd at August 11, 2017 01:35 PM (+evAm)

385
That's the one, although technically he didn't get pardoned, his sentence got commuted. But yeah, free after 4 years, I think it was, because he suffered enough.

Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 01:29 PM (UoSKV)

The words I would like to say about this would not be appropriate, especially with that whole Sunday School director gig I'm starting.

But this malignant traitor did a lot of damage, and some of it affected me and mine. There is a pit in hell reserved for him, I hope.

Posted by: moki at August 11, 2017 01:35 PM (V+V48)

386 8 Thought Vogue was a fashion mag, not a freak show.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (HgMAr)

Up really is down. There is the eye of the beholder, but there is also still a plurality understanding of what is "beauty" in a woman. This is not it. Even if you admire an individual or a lifestyle, inner beauty is not swimsuit beauty. They are different things.

Posted by: Shame's Nonchild (paternity test cleared him), a WaPo literary device at August 11, 2017 01:35 PM (wx6iv)

387 Should we be faltered that these trannies want to be f*cked by a real heterosexual man and not some fag.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 11, 2017 01:35 PM (dUTOE)

388 Fenelon, how is your son doing? I have missed updates.

Posted by: moki at August 11, 2017 01:36 PM (V+V48)

389 I'm "pro-trans", in the sense that I wish the best for whatever poor souls have to live with that situation. You've exhausted all your options? You know you can only approach some semblance of a livable life by transitioning to the other gender, even if it's only superficially? I say good luck, and I'll do whatever I can to make life easier for you.

However, I am against:

Traitors
Assholes
Attention-seekers
Phoneys

The Barbarians are losing their grip on the homosexual population, so now they're trying to manufacture an "issue" by attaching themselves to trans people like a parasite. And they're doing it to an already burdened and vulnerable group. F*ck them all upside down and sideways.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2017 01:37 PM (AURKQ)

390 There is no statute of limitations on traitors, is there? Disappear Bradley, or what every your name is, just disappear.

Posted by: goon at August 11, 2017 01:37 PM (EaQ6/)

391 356 In other words, the gender-benders going either way don't want to be with other gender-benders.
Posted by: Boots at August 11, 2017 01:30 PM (EBwPV)

Some do. I knew a couple who transitioned together.

The Male went Female, and the Female went Male.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 01:39 PM (qshm3)

392
Kinda looks like Reality Winner or whatever her name was.
Posted by: blaster

Surreal Wiener

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2017 01:40 PM (IqV8l)

393 George Washington scrapped for 7 long years for this.

Francis Scott Key penned the Anthem for this.

The Blue and Grey slaughtered each other mercilessly for this.

Settlers died to tame a continent for this.

Belleau Wood...just for this.

Omaha Beach and Okinawa...this.

Moonshot? Of course it was.

Posted by: Jaws at August 11, 2017 01:41 PM (oOw3I)

394 *goes back to last thread to look at the kitten and ice cream photos*

Posted by: rickl at August 11, 2017 01:44 PM (xjiRE)

395 why even bother with a link?

Posted by: steve at August 11, 2017 01:48 PM (/NSeN)

396 259 "Uh, reminder: last issue of Tenn Vogue contained an anal sex tutorial."

Which neglected to mention to its teen readers that teh buttsechs is a primary and highly efficient infection route for HIV.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 01:11 PM (ujwCG)
----------------
That should be considered child abuse.

They should also have mentioned that the girls will be wearing Depends a lot earlier in life from this behavior.

Posted by: Gorilla Goofed at August 11, 2017 01:51 PM (rorrx)

397 That beach is as barren as Chelsea's ovaries.

Posted by: Fritz at August 11, 2017 01:53 PM (2Mnv1)

398 Ace, man.. do you hate us? Next time put that pic under a fold and give a warning!

Posted by: Janir at August 11, 2017 01:54 PM (6hVX5)

399 Wow, just like mom.

Posted by: AMartel at August 11, 2017 01:56 PM (WWgnZ)

400 I knew a couple who transitioned together.

The Male went Female, and the Female went Male.

***

But trannies are totes not mentally ill and don't you dare say they are, H8R!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at August 11, 2017 01:59 PM (ZNG0R)

401 Not pictured: treason.

Posted by: Zombie Abbott & Costello at August 11, 2017 02:05 PM (rznWS)

402 "Not pictured: treason."

No, the treason is merely hidden.

Like his schlong.

Posted by: Jaws at August 11, 2017 02:14 PM (oOw3I)

403 *Vomits profusely*

*Gasps*

Quick, 300 cc of liquefied Upton Boobage stat!

Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at August 11, 2017 02:34 PM (BRpqW)

404

Traitor freak

Posted by: ThunderB at August 11, 2017 02:40 PM (xUZ4j)

405 "it's a man, baby!"

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 11, 2017 02:48 PM (HCnEB)

406 I thought he got the operation. Didn't he get the operation? Because that picture doesn't look like he got the operation to me.

Also, fucker should have gotten the noose. Not the firing squad, too honorable a death for him.

Posted by: Monty James at August 11, 2017 03:10 PM (TzLIx)

407 "Does this treason make me look fat?"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 11, 2017 04:22 PM (Ndje9)

408 9 Trannies are pathetic because they truly imagine that they "pass" as men - -when 99.9% of them don't.

---- HEY! I'M REPORTING YOU!

Posted by: Lena Dunham Eating A Slab of Ribs and Drinking a Tab at August 11, 2017 04:22 PM (GSJcT)

409 MFW I see that poster #61 had the joke wayyyy before me that I thought was so witty and clever :/

Posted by: Lena Dunham Eating A Slab of Ribs and Drinking a Tab at August 11, 2017 04:23 PM (GSJcT)

410 This is good news: it means the military has all the funding it could possibly need to keep us secure and to tend to the soldiers wounded in combat. If we can spend billions on this, we surely must have funded all our other needs. Start calling me Shirley.

This insanity is the majority position in the House. Every Democrat and these 24 GOPes voted to continue funding:

California Rep. Paul Cook
California Rep. Jeff Denham
California Rep. Steve Knight
California Rep. Darrell Issa
Colorado Rep Mike Coffman
Florida Rep. Carlos Curbelo
Florida Rep. Lena Ros-Lehtinen
Florida Rep. Brian Mast
Michigan Rep. Justin Amash
Michigan Rep. Jack Bergman
New Jersey Rep. Leonard Lance
New Jersey Rep. Frank Lobiondo
New Jersey Rep. Tom MacArthur
New York Rep. John Faso
New York Rep. Elise Stefanik
New York Rep. Tom Reed
New York Rep. John Katko
New York Rep. Claudia Tenney
Pennsylvania Rep. Ryan Costello
Pennsylvania Rep. Charles Dent
Pennsylvania Rep. Bill Shuster
Pennsylvania Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick
Virginia Rep. Barbara Comstock
Washington Rep. David Reichert

They need a change, too.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 11, 2017 04:55 PM (Ndje9)

411 I can't bother to read the whole thread but Ace, you gotta be fucking kidding? Dud Looks Like A Lady? Lesser known? Not an album track?

It was on their '87 album Permanent Vacation, was one of the first singles from that album and landed at #14 on the Billboard charts.

Fucking 29 year olds don't know shit.

Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2017 06:07 PM (mknWS)

412 A pig with lipstick is still a pig and a fag with a womens bathing suit is still a fag. Hey Brad- xy till you diel

Posted by: grnberet at August 11, 2017 06:22 PM (9qgwW)

413 In a word: yeech!

Also, I'm a professional photographer and I'd guarantee that has been photoshopped, and not a very good job of it. The shadows are wrong; there's pronounced shadows on the swimsuit, but none falling on the sand from that angle. A fake photo of a fake "woman."

Posted by: Kebas at August 11, 2017 09:22 PM (3DtPx)

414 Is that his Quarterback pose?....the balls are out of focus.

Posted by: saf at August 12, 2017 06:23 AM (cS/ge)

415 411 I can't bother to read the whole thread but Ace, you gotta be fucking kidding? Dud Looks Like A Lady? Lesser known? Not an album track?

It was on their '87 album Permanent Vacation, was one of the first singles from that album and landed at #14 on the Billboard charts.

Fucking 29 year olds don't know shit.

Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2017 06:07 PM (mknWS)

You're right, but the song title is "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"

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