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The Morning Rant
"Read in the paper yesterday about this psycho broad down in Arizona who murdered her 10-year old cousin by locking her in a footlocker overnight. Holy crap. Gorillas never do that sh*. I may tear your arms off, but I'd never lock you in a tiny metal box and leave you to suffocate in the sweltering heat. That's just f*ed up."
Gee, I wonder why?
Google CEO: some of you are worried that you cannot speak out at work freely. pic.twitter.com/T8FSvwRHf4
— Scott McGrew (@ScottMcGrew) August 11, 2017
Well, this is kind of creepy:
The Coca-Cola Company is the oldest sponsor of the Olympic games since 1928.. Berlin Olympics of 1936 ad pic.twitter.com/2iIXGT7suD
— History in Moments (@historyinmoment) August 10, 2017
Matter of fact, this is kind of creepy, too:
The Micky Mouse club in the early 30s. pic.twitter.com/Bg9l3r9KhP
— History in Moments (@historyinmoment) August 10, 2017
Quiz: kitten or ice cream?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:22 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 11, 2017 11:22 AM (TRraJ)
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 11, 2017 11:23 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Jmel at August 11, 2017 11:25 AM (TU0yw)
Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2017 11:25 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: rickl at August 11, 2017 11:25 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 11:26 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 11, 2017 11:26 AM (JgKcr)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2017 11:26 AM (gNgc6)
Google comrades, you are free to speak your mind as long as your mind in thoroughly brainwashed.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 11:26 AM (493sH)
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Not in 1936.
In 1939, well... you know, maybe it's not so bad.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 11, 2017 11:27 AM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: Flyguy at August 11, 2017 11:27 AM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Harry Reid at August 11, 2017 11:27 AM (u9OP6)
majority of you are very supportive of our decision. A smaller
percentage of you wish we would do more. And some are worried that you
cannot speak out at work freely."
To understand why 'some are worried that they cannot speak out freely', see your first statement.
Geez Louise....
Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 11:28 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: rickl at August 11, 2017 11:25 AM (xjiRE)
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The one with fried chicken and puppies is downright spooky.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:28 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 11:28 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: barack hussein obama at August 11, 2017 11:28 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (hMwEB)
First step in getting things straightened out - fire HR.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (39g3+)
He just seems like some thoughtful kid (he's young, really) that saw things that were inconsistent about how the company and personnel were handled, and wrote a long paper about it. It had citations, and a lot of qualifiers. He passed it around to some people that were interested, and got decent feedback, until it got out and became "viral".
Interesting how the Media has removed his citations, and edited what he said to make him out to be some kind of monster.
Google. Don't be evil, you assholes.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (S6Pax)
Gee, what would give anyone that impression? They're all for diversity and inclusion except for that horrible rotten counter revolutionaries who would dare to question the Google utopia
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 11, 2017 11:23 AM (eXSOZ)
Right after the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (k1TUh)
March on Googlers!
Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (9KZTy)
Start: Jimmy Durante
Leading to: "This Time For Keeps"
Leading to: Esther Williams
Leading to: Victor Mature
Leading to: "After The Fox"
Leading to: Frank Frazetta
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (BWL+E)
Or are they.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (8XRCm)
I don't want to see the Muffin Top or are they quiz.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (r5KeJ)
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He says, "Many of you have emailed me about this. The vast majority agree with me. A few say that they're afraid to speak their minds."
And what do you suppose the people who are too afraid to email you think, genius?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 11, 2017 11:31 AM (OVUYQ)
First step in getting things straightened out - fire HR.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (hLRSq)
Commissar of Diversity, Inclusion and Hunting Down Non Believers: That's what you think
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 11:31 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2017 11:31 AM (Bdeb0)
That memo reads like a scene lede in out of "Starship Troopers".
Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (IqV8l)
http://novak.ethosuk.org.uk/~scott/random/NaziCoke/
The suspicious thing for me was that the ad referred to "Coke" in the '30s. I've never seen that in ads that old.
Posted by: jic at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (Vc+HS)
Has anyone tried to teach antifa to sing their protests to the tune of Horst Wessel? (I saw the guy who read Hitler quotes to them, and got applause.)
Posted by: George LeS at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (+TcCF)
Besides that - umm, excuse me? Hijacking one of the popular catch-phrases summarizing Nazi pan-Germanic leadership (with its characteristic and creepy totalitarian-collectivist meaning), in 1936, for a German audience?
Anyway, I might be completely in error, but hard to see how that ad is authentic. If it is, it was both decades ahead of its time in terms of style, and jaw-droppingly risky in a commercial sense.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (QDnY+)
Their asses were arrested.
Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)
If there is, they'll have to arrest most of the users on Chaturbate.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (JgKcr)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (hMwEB)
Obviously, Damore must not be a married man.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (BWL+E)
so we know whether to put you on the list to fire, or the list to execute.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (7Ep0P)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (mcI77)
Results will be about the same.
Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 11:31 AM (493sH)
I stand corrected. First we shoot *you* and parade your corpse through the halls for the peasants - I mean employees - to spit upon and throw garbage at.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 11:34 AM (hLRSq)
Also Google: We want everybody to think they can speak their mind and feel safe doing so.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 11:34 AM (KUaJL)
The distinction will mean a lot to you when the flames begin to lick your calves. Trust us.
Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2017 11:35 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 11:35 AM (9KZTy)
James Damore is the Emmanuel Goldstein of Google. Right now they are having their 2 minutes of hate for him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (493sH)
Also Google: We want everybody to think they can speak their mind and feel safe doing so.
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The Hundred Flowers Campaign.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
What pissed me off about the whole situation was the lying media lynch mob. That was utterly disgusting.
Why should those lying scum take it upon themselves to destroy somebody's life?
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (BWL+E)
Seemed quite implausible that a Nazi catch-phrase like that would be borrowed for comedic marketing purposes, in 1936, in Germany.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (QDnY+)
There's an anim-tated gif-thingy out there of Julie Andrews' spin with two Uzis added, firing. Thus to make Sound of Music a John Woo movie.
It is one of a few of my favorite things.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (eXSOZ)
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Inquisitor General
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 11:28 AM (Enq6K)
This is what got me. What does it mean, they wished Google would have done more? Did they want Damore beaten up and pantsed as well as fired?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (+Xgkm)
Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (7HtZB)
There's an anim-tated gif-thingy out there of Julie Andrews' spin with two Uzis added, firing. Thus to make Sound of Music a John Woo movie.
It is one of a few of my favorite things.
Posted by: Sporkatus
The hills are alive / with the sound of Uzis...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (9KZTy)
On June 22, 1941, Hitler launched a massive attack on Stalin's forces, and as per Uncle Joe's orders, on that day the Left suddenly agreed that everything done by Herr Hitler was, and always had been, the Highest Order of Evil.
If you see or attempt to point out that this re-ordering of morality might seem self serving and disingenuous, then of course you are a fascist. Which, after June 22, 1941, is a Bad Thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (QOmQt)
What pissed me off about the whole situation was the lying media lynch mob. That was utterly disgusting.
Why should those lying scum take it upon themselves to destroy somebody's life?
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (hJrjt)
Maybe henceforth I will refer to the media as the LMLM.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (hJrjt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (QOmQt)
My heart ache's for that poor child.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 11:39 AM (hJrjt)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (+Xgkm)
Auto da fe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2017 11:39 AM (BWL+E)
It makes me smile
Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 11:39 AM (UmSfZ)
Also Google: We want everybody to think they can speak their mind and feel safe doing so.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
But, but, but.....they pay so well, and have such great benefits, and it's really a great place to work, and, and ,and.... stuff that James Damore actually said, paraphrasing. After he was fired.
It's a nicely furnished and very comfortable padded cell. But it's a cell. A prison of your own making, which you voluntarily inhabit. A safe space.
And frankly, a lot of workplaces are like that. Just imagine how free you can be criticizing company policies, and where that would lead you?
Google has immense amounts of money, and can hire whomever they please. People are flattered to be asked to work there.
May your chains rest lightly on you.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 11, 2017 11:39 AM (S6Pax)
When abortion was first deemed to be legal in the 70's, one of the main objections raised was that the practice would cheapen human life - to the point that murder and other violent crimes would increase. Unfortunately, that prediction has come true.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 11, 2017 11:39 AM (JNTt1)
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So they won't run and hide when we come for them.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 11:39 AM (Nwg0u)
"Greetings fellow Googler comrade. Enjoy some of the fresh Kool-Aid. "
They should make them wear outfits that look like it came from Doctor Evil's wardrobe.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 11:40 AM (9KZTy)
Google would have done more? Did they want Damore beaten up and pantsed
as well as fired?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (+Xgkm)
The whole thing reeked of "g'head....speak freely (wink, wink), your colleagues will turn you in so we can 'do more'."
Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 11:41 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: TheSev at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (Av8i6)
DuckDuckGo for the win.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (/tuJf)
I haven't seen them post anything about this one way or the other. I don't know if they're afraid, ignorant or just don't care.
Am tempted to send them a note at FB: "How's the kool-aid at Google these days?" But that could lead to an unfriending. Hmm.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (eMKNe)
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Check her picture at the link. One fugly specimen, like a concentration camp guard.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (0tfLf)
FTFY
Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (7HtZB)
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I was thinking the same thing. Makes me think of the Giggler from Mad Mad World.
I always wondered what the Apple "geniuses" feel like.
Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (UoSKV)
"First a Nazi, should be shot-sy, so said - the party line
Now a Nazi's hotsi-totsi, Volga boatmen sail the Rhine"
Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (QDnY+)
During the war, they even made a fake Fanta like soda.
Orange I believe it was.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2017 11:43 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:43 AM (eMKNe)
https://twitter.com/RepStevenSmith/status/896019282081042433
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 11, 2017 11:43 AM (hMwEB)
Googlers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your jobs!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 11:43 AM (493sH)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (8XRCm)
Dear Googlers, I understand that some of you are concerned that you are nearly 30 and you need to report to the renewal center. Don't be afraid, you will be back, just like your peers. Whatever you do, don't be a runner! We are doing great things, just trust your betters, they know what's best.
Stay tuned!
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (DxWUs)
Here in SoCal, at a lot of the more "authentic" Mexi restaurants, they oftentimes carry Orange Bang.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (eMKNe)
Oddly, Butterscotch has no Scotch in it.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (eRVww)
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Idiots. You emailed xim and told xim directly that you were afraid to speak your mind?
Enjoy funemployment.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (psH+N)
On one level I don't care about Google's decision to fire the memo writer. I think it is typical leftist group think and isn't wise; they are, however, a private business.
Although Google a private business the use bandwidth they use is controlled by the federal government.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (lKyWE)
Right.
Mr Hockstetter will be coordinating this effort.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (0tfLf)
Their asses were arrested.
Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (Enq6K)
It seems like many people are so narcissistic that they really think they're going to get away with killing people now.
Life (aside from their own) means nothing to them and it never has.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 11:46 AM (qshm3)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 11:46 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 11:46 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 11, 2017 11:47 AM (dueIV)
And I will forever picture Julie's free puppies.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 11, 2017 11:47 AM (bIwZ6)
Does anyone even still make
Butterscotch Ripple ice cream? I haven't seen it in a long time.
Posted by: TheSev at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (Av8i6)
Breyers makes a flavor called butterscotch blondie.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 11:47 AM (mpXpK)
Also Google: We want everybody to think they can speak their mind and feel safe doing so.
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Have to love the presentation:
Almost all of you agree with me on firing that guy.
A few want me to do even more. (WTH does that even mean?)
So we have a supermajority who validate my direction or even think the direction is correct but the magnitude of the vector should increase.
And very clearly lastly--a few of you wrongthink cowards are afraid to speak your mind because you know you'll be fired.
But please come talk to me I really care, and I need to know who you are.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 11:48 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 11:48 AM (eRVww)
I haven't seen them post anything about this one way or the other. I don't know if they're afraid, ignorant or just don't care.
Am tempted to send them a note at FB: "How's the kool-aid at Google these days?" But that could lead to an unfriending. Hmm.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (eMKNe)
My oldest son works for Google as a software engineer. He's turned quite liberal since he got married, so I'm kind of afraid to ask for his view on this.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 11:48 AM (+Xgkm)
There's controversy in Anaheim right now, because on top of raising the fees for everything else, Disneyland just raised their parking fees. I believe it's now $20 just to park in their lot all day.
Meanwhile, it came out Disney leases their entire lot from the City of Anaheim for... *$1.00 a year.*
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:48 AM (eMKNe)
Even worse: Butter Rum Lifesavers do not contain rum.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 11, 2017 11:49 AM (bIwZ6)
At MSFT, we're 'Microsofties'
I think Starbucks corporate it was 'Associates'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 11:49 AM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2017 11:49 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 11:49 AM (3OIiX)
During the war, they even made a fake Fanta like soda.
Orange I believe it was.
Also Fresca....with cyclamates.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 11:49 AM (mcI77)
Don't talk to anyone in management or HR without an attorney present, or at least monitoring your case.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:50 AM (eMKNe)
Even worse: Butter Rum Lifesavers do not contain rum.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Don't get me started on pussy willows
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 11:50 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
Google and Amazon operate some really big server farms, and have made themselves an integral, essential part of the Internet in the US (and the world). They are now.....too big to fail.
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 11, 2017 11:50 AM (S6Pax)
Their asses were arrested.
Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (Enq6K)
...
Bing was promoting on their front page yesterday the news that throwing boiling water on people is the newest teen "challenge."
Why you report that as a teen challenge trend and not a teen attempted murder trend is beyond me. Sounds like one successful murder.
On the upside--our culture has now created the western equivalent to acid throwing, so hooray I guess. Time to ban guns, serious you guys.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 11:51 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 11:51 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: CN at August 11, 2017 11:51 AM (2+tI4)
It took under one week for the guy to go hat in hand to Trump and ask for five billion bucks in federal subsidies to keep WV's coal sector going.
And he'll most likely get the money.
Whatever this is we're living through under Sir Scalpweasel, it certainly isn't any sort of renaissance of bona fide laissez-faire conservatism. FDR Republicanism, more like.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 11:52 AM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Under Fire
Hey, I really like Fresca. And cyclamates as an artificial sweetner are probably better for you than aspartame, which is widely used now.
Science marchse on...but sometimes backward.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 11, 2017 11:52 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (eMKNe)
Cool! Orange Bang.....sounds like I want some of that.
I need to peruse some of the illegal invader's stores in my AO. Vamos Muchachos!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2017 11:52 AM (5VlCp)
WTF is wrong with people???
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 11:52 AM (NOIQH)
Excellent translation of the memo, sir. I may have to steal it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 11:52 AM (+Xgkm)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 11:53 AM (7uYFy)
And I will forever picture Julie's free puppies.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 11, 2017 11:47 AM (bIwZ6)
And for some reason, was picturing Julie Strain instead of Julie Andrews for both of these.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 11:53 AM (3OIiX)
or maybe "free-thinkers" to work at
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (hMwEB)
Bing was promoting on their front page yesterday the news that
throwing boiling water on people is the newest teen "challenge.">>>
Sounds like a Darwin challenge to me.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (eMKNe)
I buy it by the truckload.
Posted by: John Boehner at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (mcI77)
I'm thinking of selling some potassium iodine tablets on eBay. Apparently they're in demand at around $500 a pill. How can I write an advertisement that excludes leftists from purchase?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (EgwCt)
it certainly isn't any sort of renaissance of bona fide laissez-faire conservatism.
When did that ever exist?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (IqV8l)
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Idiots. You emailed xim and told xim directly that you were afraid to speak your mind?
Enjoy funemployment.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (psH+N)
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Yeah. How intellectually incurious do you have to be to think you have accurately measured the internal level of damage by counting the number of emails of the whistleblowers?
Only a couple whistleblowers were brave enough to email me. Everyone else thinks I'm awesome and should double down. We're totes cool team!
Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (yL25O)
Even worse: Butter Rum Lifesavers do not contain rum.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Don't get me started on pussy willows
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 11:50 AM (FZYNt)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 11:55 AM (3OIiX)
so if there is a unique word used here at AoS, will all searches for that word be remembered by Google (or NSA) and tied to my computer ID? And the same with comments on FB or Twitter.
Pretty soon NSA/Google has the data needed to flag all trouble makers (patriots) that may need special IRS consideration, or other such special handling.
But speak freely ... please. ha
I uses Duck duck go, which doesn't track me, but they use Google. And of course Google still (probably) massages search results so the PC spin on any subject shows up before the straight dope on the subject. This is pernicious but they keep their algorithms secret.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2017 11:55 AM (7Ep0P)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (EgwCt)
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call them synthetic GMO chemicals
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 11, 2017 11:55 AM (hMwEB)
http://novak.ethosuk.org.uk/~scott/random/NaziCoke/
The suspicious thing for me was that the ad referred to "Coke" in the '30s. I've never seen that in ads that old.
Posted by: jic at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (Vc+HS)
Okay, I didn't see this before I posted my comment. It is fake.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 11:55 AM (7uYFy)
"Choice Burgers in Brea makes one of OC's best non-gourmet burgers"
https://tinyurl.com/yagkpapl
(Review by Gustavo Arellano, who unfortunately has gone full SJW since Trump got elected.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:55 AM (eMKNe)
During the war, they even made a fake Fanta like soda.
Orange I believe it was."
I looked that up, led to an interesting story. Coca Cola was highly popular, but once the war with Great Britain started, imports were embargoed and even the ingredients to make coke became impossible to find. So, in 1941 the head of Coca-Cola Deutschland had his chemists create "Fanta" (from "Fantasie", ie, Imagination) from ingredients that could be found at the time.
A couple years ago Fanta had a 75 year anniversary and put out an ad in Germany about the "Good Old Times" when Fanta was created.
Got pulled pretty quickly when quite a few Germans started to point out that 1941 wasn't exactly the "Good Old Times".
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 11:56 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 11:56 AM (qshm3)
Not long ago I spent a couple of days with some folks who worked at
Google. An incredibly self-absorbed bunch. And very foul-mouthed.
After 20 years in the Service, I'm no saint and have heard it all...but
this was in front of ladies and kids. Very poor taste. Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2017 11:49 AM (0tfLf)
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I'm old and remember IBM corporate rules. If a youngling was particularly talented, they would pay for manners training, etc.
IBM was too big to fail. Odd that Google doesn't remember those lessons. Interesting how those antitrust regulations work.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 11, 2017 11:56 AM (MIKMs)
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Saw a story yesterday about a baby LESS THAN ONE HOUR OLD left on a Houston sidewalk and the baby was covered in ants when they found it.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 11:57 AM (T+owd)
Posted by: George LeS at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (+TcCF)
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They can't rehabilitate Hitler and the Nazis. Not exactly.
If they did, what would they call their opponents?
What they CAN do is to turn Hitler into a mere cartoon villain, a cardboard symbol of evil, while they simultaneously adopt much of his actual agenda --- fascist economics, racialism, totalitarianism, rabid hostility to the Judeo-Christian tradition, eugenics, etc.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 11:57 AM (0jtPF)
https://www.yelp.com/biz/adobo-taco-grill-lakewood-3
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:57 AM (eMKNe)
How could this happen??? Heads need to roll, criminal prosecutions.
Posted by: Locke Common at August 11, 2017 11:57 AM (t4+vp)
By selling YOUR privacy... and no one seems to care.
Most people STILL use it...
Remember... TANSTAAFL... There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch... someone somewhere always has to pay.... so in computers? If you are not the paying customer, you are the PRODUCT.
Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 11:57 AM (NgKpN)
Bing was promoting on their front page yesterday the news that
throwing boiling water on people is the newest teen "challenge.">>>
Sounds like a Darwin challenge to me.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (r5KeJ)
...
Mean girl squad invited a target to a sleepover, threw boiling water on her as she slept.
I've been talking to God about revisiting the flood idea.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 11:58 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (EgwCt)
Advertise them as Non-Conflict Free.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 11:58 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Julia Ann FTW
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 11:58 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 11:59 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Pro tip? They weren't friends to begin with then.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (U76Nz)
I'm thinking of selling some potassium iodine tablets on eBay. Apparently they're in demand at around $500 a pill. How can I write an advertisement that excludes leftists from purchase?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman
Say they are a GMO version
Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (7n4KQ)
Bing was promoting on their front page yesterday the news that
throwing boiling water on people is the newest teen "challenge.">>>
Sounds like a Darwin challenge to me.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (r5KeJ)
...
Mean girl squad invited a target to a sleepover, threw boiling water on her as she slept.
I've been talking to God about revisiting the flood idea.
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Nice way to disfigure someone. I dropped a pot of boiling water on my bare foot one time. All the skin on the top of my foot just slid right off.
Those girls need their asses beat.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (T+owd)
By selling YOUR privacy... and no one seems to care.
Most people STILL use it...
Remember... TANSTAAFL... There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch... someone somewhere always has to pay.... so in computers? If you are not the paying customer, you are the PRODUCT.
Posted by: Don Q
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If Republicans had any balls they would start pushing basic privacy laws. But for some reason "conservative" now means "things Big Business wants".
It would be a political winner with voters but most Republicans only serve the donor class.
Posted by: Maritime at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (MbH5g)
Yeah, "all your voices and opinions matter" - especially when it comes time for managers to pick teams; they'll exclude you if you've expressed wrongthink.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (eMKNe)
The Trump International Hotel, in the opulently renovated Old Post Office near the National Mall, brought in about $18 million in revenue in the first four months of 2017, in part by charging room rates that were 60 percent higher than what had been planned, according to documents viewed by the Wall Street Journal, which first reported the story.
LMAO
Outstanding
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:01 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Julia Ann FTW
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 11:58 AM (FZYNt)
Oh yes, she's a frisky minx. Her voice bugs me a bit but 'in scene' I don't notice it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 12:02 PM (3OIiX)
Almost all of you agree with me on firing that guy.
A few want me to do even more. (WTH does that even mean?)
So we have a supermajority who validate my direction or even think the direction is correct but the magnitude of the vector should increase.
And very clearly lastly--a few of you wrongthink cowards are afraid to speak your mind because you know you'll be fired.
But please come talk to me I really care, and I need to know who you are.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 11:48 AM (yL25O)
Google: We are committed to diversity. So committed to diversity that those of you in the minority who don't agree with everything we're saying here are going to be fired! See! That's how committed to diversity we are! Now come tell us who you are so we can get rid of you and be the wonderful happy diverse place that we all want.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 12:02 PM (KUaJL)
If you see or attempt to point out that this re-ordering of morality might seem self serving and disingenuous, then of course you are a fascist. Which, after June 22, 1941, is a Bad Thing.
Tom Servo
Pete Seeger had just put out an album of folk songs imploring FDR and the US to "keep out" of the 'imperialist" war when Hitler attacked the Soviet Union. Not only did they recall and destroy all copies of THAT album, he quickly recorded a new album of songs urging FDR to mobilize American forces to "liberate" Europe ( Russia).
Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 12:02 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 12:02 PM (psH+N)
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Oh, I'm sure this will be the next "scandal." Because we all know how cheap hotels are in DC.
Fuck these people.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:02 PM (T+owd)
Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:03 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: TexasDan
...you know the deal. It's the fire next time.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 11, 2017 12:03 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 12:04 PM (psH+N)
I have learned over the years that you should never expect to take joy in the things your "side" does once they achieve power - you will always be disappointed and disgusted, because people with power always do the same thing. Been happening since the first mud bricks got stacked on top of each other back in Uruk, and that ain't ever gonna change.
No, if you want to get fulfillment out of politics, you have to train yourself to take joy from the thwarting or your enemies, and pleasure from the frustration of their plans. And right now, Trump has my enemies crying in their pillows ever night, and that alone makes me a very happy man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 12:04 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 12:04 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 11, 2017 12:04 PM (vtcmf)
Yah know what I'm sayin ?
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2017 12:05 PM (M+Lyo)
-GatewayP
Posted by: Under Fire
Coming soon: Rape Rooms
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 12:05 PM (FZYNt)
What's going on at Google confirms that it is in fact a Thing. The new Diversity officer that was a prime mover here was most recently an aparatchik with the Hillary campaign.
You want to work at Google? Join its NORK-like work camp and conform, conform, conform.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 12:05 PM (+7/1f)
took office more than it had planned to charge and the posh facility
outperformed his companys expectations as a result, a new report said
Friday.
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I can't even wrap my head around the security upgrades required. Jacking up rates wouldn't even begin to cover anything with the name.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 11, 2017 12:05 PM (MIKMs)
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At least the Borg Queen had the best interests of the Borg in mind.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:06 PM (T+owd)
Posted by: An Observation at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (h/tzE)
Fuck these people.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:02 PM (T+owd)
I'm surprised that they haven't gotten on Trump for "advertising" his Bedminster Country Club by always vacationing there. And, his tendency to "drop by" the Weddings that are held there to wish the happy couple well must be increasing bookings....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (Bdeb0)
I wonder how many lefties of the day just thought that Ein Volk, Ein
Reich, Ein Fuehrer was a cute ethnic thing the Germans were doing - just
"their culture".
***
The American far left was generally supportive of the national socialists in Germany until 22 June 1941
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (psH+N)
Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (UnDQI)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 11, 2017 12:04 PM (vtcmf)
Well we are probably NOT after the last 8 years. US Military is still underfunded, undermanned, Under maitanced, under supplied, and under trained.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (5y11N)
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What the hell is that shit? The Googlecratic Oath?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (T+owd)
I'm thinking of selling some potassium iodine tablets on eBay.
Apparently they're in demand at around $500 a pill. How can I write an
advertisement that excludes leftists from purchase?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (EgwCt)
You can get those from Amazon for $15/pack.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (mpXpK)
I hear him as James Earl Jones.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: goodluckduck at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (yqvys)
"advertising" his Bedminster Country Club ....Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (7uYFy)
I'm surprised they haven't gotten on him for cheating on his wife "in most rooms of the White House, according to people allegedly close to his administration who would probably know."
Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
I would think he just needs to pick up the phone and call the Pentagon. How prepared does he need to be? They've been practicing for this since the 1950s.
Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (psH+N)
Since Clinton??? Since Truman
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 11, 2017 12:09 PM (vtcmf)
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This time there'll be no smuggling the Jews to Sweeden.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:09 PM (Nwg0u)
I hear Gilbert Gottfried.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (eRVww)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (JgKcr)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (gz95d)
Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (UnDQI)
Gooblers.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (mcI77)
Don't they have a map of the subs? Someone had to have leaked it.
Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Michele Feelds at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (UnDQI)
Gooblers.
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The men are gobblers.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (T+owd)
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Finland.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (MIKMs)
The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal
employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present -
and is gravely to be regarded.
Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as
we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that
public policy could itself become the captive of a
scientific-technological elite.
Posted by: Eisenhower's Farewell Address at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (7n4KQ)
Well transexual training takes up a shit load of time, not to mention the normal sexual harrasement training and the always popular PII
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (5y11N)
Bing was promoting on their front page yesterday the news that
throwing boiling water on people is the newest teen "challenge.">>>
Sounds like a Darwin challenge to me.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (r5KeJ)
...
Mean girl squad invited a target to a sleepover, threw boiling water on her as she slept.
I've been talking to God about revisiting the flood idea.
-------
Nice way to disfigure someone. I dropped a pot of boiling water on my bare foot one time. All the skin on the top of my foot just slid right off.
Those girls need their asses beat.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (T+owd)
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You're nicer than me. I say jail time for the cretins. Barring that, sue the parents into penurity.
Posted by: Jackal at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (qmbYi)
Steel is weak, boy. Flesh... is stronger.
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017
Right you are. About $1.00 per pill. In stock.
https://www.amazon.com/iOSAT-Potassium-Iodide-Tablets-130/dp/B00006NT3A/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (EgwCt)
How prepared does he need to be? They've been practicing for this since
the 1950s.
***
Remember how the Republicans were "working" on repealing Obamacare since at least 2010? How did that work out when they actually had the need to go do so?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:12 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (UnDQI)
...
Googlees.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 12:12 PM (yL25O)
probably better for you than aspartame, which is widely used now."
Cyclamates: one of the triumphs of the 1970s federal regulatory superstate, coupled to media hysteria.
They caused very slight increases in stomach cancers in rats when fed at ludicrously supraphysiological doses, astronomically in excess of what someone would incur from drinking a few diet sodas.
Nevertheless: screamed about by every hairdo on the teevee, and banned by the FDA at once, Because Health, Citizen!
Canada never banned cyclamates. Decades later, still no uptick in stomach cancer rates in Canuckistan. So the US ban was all a product of media hysteria and government blundering.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 12:13 PM (ujwCG)
"A Video Showed A Crying Infant In A Refrigerator. Two Babysitters Have Been Arrested"
http://tinyurl.com/ydamnjhn
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 12:13 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Paladin at August 11, 2017 12:13 PM (DPvCq)
At Trump's Hotel in DC
I wonder what the Military Rate is?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:13 PM (5y11N)
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I hear the guy who does the Arby's ads.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (MINbv)
Mean girl squad invited a target to a sleepover, threw boiling water on her as she slept.
***
So...what was that thesis that the world would be more peaceful if we removed male political leaders?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (eSx+E)
Valid point, but comparing the GOP Congress to our military is like comparing Lena Dunham to Gal Gadot.
Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (7n4KQ)
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Like most everything else.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (T+owd)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 11, 2017 12:04 PM (vtcmf)
Well we are probably NOT after the last 8 years. US Military is still underfunded, undermanned, Under maitanced, under supplied, and under trained.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (5y11N)
BUT our military is all trained up on all the latest & greatest SJW policies. We have that going for us.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (jxbfJ)
What is so scary about the whole Google thing... is that they are still making a metric fuckton of money...
By selling YOUR privacy... and no one seems to care.
Most people STILL use it...
Remember... TANSTAAFL... There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free
Lunch... someone somewhere always has to pay.... so in computers? If
you are not the paying customer, you are the PRODUCT.
Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 11:57 AM (NgKpN)
When I first got my Galaxy Tab II it called me to sign up for their service to access the internet on it. When I started signing in it revealed that I was signing up for Google. I got off and killed everything. I can still buy direct from Amazon for books which they will download to my device.
I refuse to use anything with Google's name on it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (mpXpK)
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (iVOAv)
Yah know what I'm sayin ?
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2017 12:05 PM (M+Lyo
Interesting... When I write GP's monologue, the voice I hear in my mind sounds a lot like Bill Burr's.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 12:15 PM (+Xgkm)
Posted by: torquewrench
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How about a nice helping of 'Second hand smoke', with a side of silicone breast implant?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 12:15 PM (OdK9v)
Diversity officer that was a prime mover here was most recently an
aparatchik with the Hillary campaign.
Related news: Eric Bolling is suing Daily Beast "journalist" Yashar Ali.
Turns out 'Ali' is his middle name, and he's previously gone by Yashar Hedayat - a lobbyist and Hillary fundraiser (twice donated $100k). How many lil' Clinton/Dem operatives are there like this?
https://twitter.com/RAMRANTS/status/895934029173710849
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (NOIQH)
Those girls need their asses beat.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (T+owd)
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You're nicer than me. I say jail time for the cretins. Barring that, sue the parents into penurity.
Posted by: Jackal at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (qmbYi)
There is this whole train of leftist thought, and some Christian thought... that people are Good...
That if not TRAINED into Evil, no one will ever be Evil...
And yet... if you open your eyes, we see Evil every damn day.... perpetrated by people who, while not trained into Evil, were also NOT Trained to be good....
Because the ONLY way to Train, is the Carrot, and the Stick. Without consequence for being bad, or breaking rules, people will do bad things...
Sometimes, just because they can.
Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (7n4KQ)
It was pithier. "Don't be evil."
Of course, one of the things they defined as evil was taking money to alter the ranking of search results, which they swore in the early days of the company would be a profoundly unethical thing to do, and would constitute a huge breach of trust with their user community, and it would never be stooped to at Google.
Until they quietly started doing just that.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (ujwCG)
Instead of a major war in an isolated region every five to ten years, we'd have a minor war in almost every region... dare I say once per month?
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (eXSOZ)
Only if it's served in a BPA dish with Alar on top!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (NOIQH)
Assuming Phat Boi launches towards Guam. Would (should) we try to use our anti-ballistic missile weapons against them?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (jxbfJ)
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I hear John Wayne.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (Nwg0u)
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But pot smoke will vastly improve your health and Obamacare is a delicious, all-you-can-eat chocolate cake that actually burns calories!
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (T+owd)
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (eRVww)
Military is still underfunded, undermanned, Under maitanced, under
supplied, and under trained.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (5y11N)
Trained and ready for low intensity combat operations, not for full-spectrum, real-live, no shit war. Worse, I am not sure there is a large enough field of senior officers who can actually define what winning a war may entail as most of their experience is winning battles, meeting limited objectives, without actually achieving a clear cut victory.
Korea will not be Iraq nor Afghanistan, the terrain won't allow the mobility we enjoyed in Iraq, and battling full divisions in mobility restricted areas is not fighting small bands of guerilla fighters with limited weapons capability.
Lastly, the United States is not prepared for the large numbers of American casualties to come. The Grim Milestones of OIF of a couple to a dozen or so dead were too much to bear at times, imagine casualty lists of a hundred or so a day.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (5y11N)
By selling YOUR privacy... and no one seems to care.
***
If you wanted to end Google, just promulgate a requirement that for any company to sell your data that they have to get explicit approval for each element of data, and how much they evaluate it as being worth, before they can do so.
Arguably what they are doing now is simple fraud since they aren't falsely claiming their services are free.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:18 PM (eSx+E)
Only if it's served in a BPA dish with Alar on top!
Posted by: Lizzy
DDT for dessert
Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:18 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 11, 2017 12:18 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: torquewrench
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How about a nice helping of 'Second hand smoke', with a side of silicone breast implant?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 12:15 PM (OdK9v)
/slaps a mosquito....
Don't forget the Mother of all Environmental Scares... DDT...
Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 12:18 PM (NgKpN)
So every president since Clinton either enabled the Norks or did nothing
about them, and now Trump is a f*ck u who isn't militarily prepared.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not
as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (psH+N)
Clinton sent Madelein Albright over to give them money.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:18 PM (mpXpK)
That was what jumped out at me as well. Tar and feathers as he is ridden out of the Google HQ on a rail? Reminds me of the scenes in the movies where the people on their way in a cage to the gallows or guillotine (or even worse places), were pelted with rotten fruit by spectators.
Posted by: RM at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (U3LtS)
Those girls need their asses beat.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (T+owd)
Send a few tire iron Russian girls over for a visit.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (mcI77)
Assuming Phat Boi launches towards Guam. Would (should) we try to use our anti-ballistic missile weapons against them?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (jxbfJ)
A) I doubt he will
B) I don't Know...How's that for a answer. Sigh
Long Term FUBARs are just not so easy to solve
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (5y11N)
nor the NORK nuke attack on Guam
nor a Nork nuke on a slow boat from China
or the suicide jihadist with a nuke with no name in El Paso
(can we really identify who made the nuke after it goes off?
and would it matter if the jihadist got it from Iran or NK?)
non-proliferation is failing, thanks Obama
tricky business ... I blame the Clintons as well
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (7Ep0P)
Until they quietly started doing just that.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (ujwCG)
Commissar of Diversity, Inclusion and Hunting Down Non Believers: Comrade, we would never do that. We're good liberals and don't care about money.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (493sH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:20 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2017 12:20 PM (ikvbz)
Posted by: m at August 11, 2017 12:20 PM (LRfkc)
Only if it's served in a BPA dish with Alar on top!
Posted by: Lizzy
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Delivered by a spontaneously combusting Chevy truck.
Posted by: NBC at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM (OdK9v)
done more? Did they want Damore beaten up and pantsed as well as fired?"
They wanted everyone who had expressed agreement with Damore to be fired, too. Seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM (NOIQH)
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no. Sorry.
Shitfire, if it were that simple, just dose up the plant workforce with lots of KI, then send them into the wrecked reactor containments with jackhammers to start busting up those big lumps of corium.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Muns at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM (wtTC9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 12:22 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 11, 2017 12:22 PM (fA1SL)
Trump's not a conservative. Never has been, never will be.
He is who we thought he was - a whole lot better than Felonia von Pantsuit, and holding some conservative-ish beliefs that he actually intends to act upon-unlike the True Principled Conservatives (tm) , who talk a big game and turn Dem Lite in office.
He was the best option we had. You fight with the army you have, and he's our army.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 11, 2017 12:22 PM (ul9CR)
Officer 2: Copy, will seek approval
[minutes pass]
Officer 2 to Jag Officer: I have a request for an air strike on this position X
Jag Officer: Denied, according to my records the rare three toed mosquito lives in the area they want the air strike. Also please tell them they aren't allowed to use explosives, projectiles, or incendiary devices. Rolled up towels are ok though.
[minutes pass]
Officer 2 to Officer 1: It was nice knowing you Officer 1.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:22 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:18 PM (mpXpK)
Four billion dollars for 'rural electrification' or some such. The satellite images of North Korea at night look unchanged from two decades ago.
Almost as if the North Korean leaders took the money and spent it on something else. It's a head-scratcher.
I will say this... Phat Boi may be the first person to ever 'pull one over' on the Clinton's without ending up dead.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 12:22 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 12:22 PM (gbWkA)
I am not advocating and never have a ground war in North Korea. IF we took action I would assume it would mostly constitute Air Power and Special Forces. Any Ground action on a larger scale would probably be the focus of the South Korean Military. Now where that would all lead is an open question.
Again- the big mistake was letting it ever get to this point...and of course the wise men in DC are following the same script in Iran Sigh
I see no good outcome and worse to come.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:23 PM (5y11N)
Ezekiel Elliot suspended 6 games for "domestic violence"...
in a case in which no charges were filed and the original investigators stated that the accuser "lacked credibility". Also, she was heard announcing that she was "going to ruin Elliot's career".
And Goodall signed onto this and bought everything she claimed hook, line, and sinker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 12:23 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM (NOIQH)
All in the name of diversity, comrades
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 12:24 PM (493sH)
On the positive side of things he's willing to fight for his 1980ish centrism.
On the we are f***ed side of things he's actually more conservative then most elected Republicans.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:24 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM (ujwCG)
I think I've got some corium dinnerware.
Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2017 12:24 PM (x9c8r)
I hear Gilbert Gottfried.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (eRVww)
Heh, that works too
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2017 12:24 PM (M+Lyo)
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THAT is my wonderful legacy. That and gargling jizz.
Posted by: Barry at August 11, 2017 12:24 PM (T+owd)
And the monsters that put the girl in the suitcase to bake and die?
Seems like a dark, dark world sometimes.
Posted by: RM at August 11, 2017 12:25 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 12:25 PM (gbWkA)
took action I would assume it would mostly constitute Air Power and
Special Forces. Any Ground action on a larger scale would probably be
the focus of the South Korean Military. Now where that would all lead
is an open question.
Again- the big mistake was letting it ever get to this point...and
of course the wise men in DC are following the same script in Iran
Sigh
I see no good outcome and worse to come.
We would lose with that plan Doc. I was a planner on the III MEF portion of OPlan 5027 in 2009. It would take a heavy investment from ground forces, US and ROK to defeat the NorK's. Airpower and Special Operations would accomplish nothing.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at August 11, 2017 12:26 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:26 PM (NOIQH)
Pretty sure that's Brian Denehey.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (eRVww)
--------------------------------
Maybe you're right.
I know for certain he plays most of the big sandwiches.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 12:26 PM (0jtPF)
Please explain why not.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (gbWkA)
We should offer to help with ships, planes, and nukes (and we should use them), with the expectation it is mostly South Korean land forces fighting for...South Korea.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (jxbfJ)
I'm not a military expert by any stretch of the imagination, but why wouldn't we shoot down any missiles we see coming towards our territory? Why do we even bother to have the missile defense grid in the first place if we aren't going to use the bloody thing?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (KUaJL)
Only the Chocolate Milk was tainted.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (eRVww)
It's in the "job description"?
Posted by: Paladin at August 11, 2017 12:28 PM (DPvCq)
done more? Did they want Damore beaten up and pantsed as well as fired?"
They wanted everyone who had expressed agreement with Damore to be fired, too. Seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM
Google receives about 2 million resumes a year from all over the world. They can pick and choose who they want to fill their positions. If the majority of stockholders want a Marxist-socialist work environment, then that's what they will create. The only real surprise here is they are going about it so stupidly.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2017 12:28 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Pope Hillary I at August 11, 2017 12:28 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at August 11, 2017 12:26 PM (DxWUs)
I believe you. But we're gonna lose in some way anyway. Either lose big or lose bigger. As I said the chance to end this without loses long since has passed. And of course, does this Country, or this Countries Leadership have the stomach for a large Attack?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:29 PM (5y11N)
Ah, Kim Jong Il kicked the bucket. Allegedly a heart attack...
Snort.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (MINbv)
Why bother?
We can watch them prep launches on Satellite, apparently.
So. Nuke them.
Preferably from Orbit.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (eRVww)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: torquewrench
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How about a nice helping of 'Second hand smoke', with a side of silicone breast implant?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 12:15 PM (OdK9v)
It was the protective effect of Alar.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 12:15 PM (+Xgkm)
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I hear Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.
Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (mpXpK)
I'd sink a NORK sub underwater on the Q-T in retaliation.
If Fat Boy is rational, he doesn't want a war. If he isn't, better to have the war now.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (+7/1f)
Oh come on, that's life in general. When you're young, you have foolish dreams that things will be better and better, but after a certain age you realize how nonsensical that is. But it's not so terrible - once you accept that we're all headed to hell in a handbasket, and that each of us personally is going to die even sooner than that, then you can relax and just try to enjoy each day for what it brings - a pretty sunset, a nice merlot. Take pleasure in what you can see and what you can feel, and accept that everything other than that is just entertainment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (k1TUh)
ludicrously supraphysiological doses, astronomically in excess of what
someone would incur from drinking a few diet sodas.
They didn't cause any increase in cancer rates until they were directly injected into the livers of test rats. That is what got them banned. After they were banned a scientist showed that injecting normal saline solution caused precisely the same rate of liver cancer. A third study showed that simply jabbing needles into rat's livers caused the same rates of liver cancer. In other words there is zero evidence that cyclamates cause cancer. They remain banned for all the same reasons that the British had a civil service position for somebody to watch for Napoleon invading well into the 21st century; once a bureaucratic decision is made it is never overruled.
Posted by: An Observation at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (h/tzE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Meryl Fuckhead Streep at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (vg8iE)
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Progressivism is a harsh mistress and a worse master.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (Nwg0u)
[I'm] liberal on health care, we have to take care of people that are sick
I do favor a very strong domestic-partnership law that guarantees gay
people the same legal protection and rights as married people. I think
it's important for gay couples who are committed to each other to not be
hassled when it comes to inheritance, insurance benefits, and other
simple everyday rights.
I could find other issues as well...
Trump is functionality conservative because he is to the right of the Dems and the GOPe. But he isn't actually conservative.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (EgwCt)
Use proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (m0074)
Don't you mean Greek restaurant?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (hikCO)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (eSx+E)
I'll take Trump and raise ya a McConnell, a Ryan, A McCain, and the 2 female bobsie twin RINOs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (5y11N)
done more? Did they want Damore beaten up and pantsed as well as fired?"
___
Well, you could at least have locked him in a small plastic box in the Arizona heat.
Posted by: The Tolerant Left at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (eSx+E)
Hugo Boss would work.
Posted by: Paladin at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (DPvCq)
I hear Gilbert Gottfried.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (eRVww)
Heh, that works too
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway
I went with Jerry Seinfeld.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (AM1GF)
Fifty states in 50 beautiful pictures:
http://tinyurl.com/nskz9mo
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:35 PM (Nwg0u)
I'll take Trump and raise ya a McConnell, a Ryan, A McCain, and the 2 female bobsie twin RINOs
***
Yes, that's the problem. Trumpism is what a rational "leftwing" traditionalist Democrat party would look like.
Though I would prefer the two major parties to be conservative and *real* libertarian. There is nothing of value in the modern left, the modern Democrats, or the modern Libertarian Party.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (eSx+E)
We should offer to help with ships, planes, and nukes (and we should
use them), with the expectation it is mostly South Korean land forces
fighting for...South Korea.
=====
SoKo got rid of it's elected president on somewhat shady grounds. The one now is very much an internationalist. Hints are that the globalist agenda won't work, however, because NoKo is so unbelievably nucking futs.
Let's hope that SoKo gets a spine and decides survival is more important than 'international' approbation. (I still want to know how that SoKo coup was arranged.)
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 11, 2017 12:37 PM (MIKMs)
EMERGENCY ACTION MESSAGE FOLLOWS
LIMA ALPHA UNIFORM NOVEMBER CHARLIE HOTEL.
Things you never want to hear.
Posted by: Offut AFB at August 11, 2017 12:38 PM (mcI77)
Marxist-socialist work environment, then that's what they will create.
The only real surprise here is they are going about it so stupidly.
Posted by: Diogenes
stockholders just want to ride the juiced up markets to more free money. 25 years of "irrational exuberance" and easy money lets these gogo guys go 20 years on momentum with no profits, as Amazon did in driving others out of business. That is not how "capitalism" works ... capital is supposed to yield a return, not just attract more duped investors.
They did it with the help of the globalists (and fed policy). Seems like a Ponzi scheme to me ... middle America will lose if it pops, but Soros and the gamblers will be short. (or get bailouts).
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (7Ep0P)
I'd disagree.
Government is involved in healthcare. That's not going to end. No "conservative" was going to make it end back in 1988. That ship had sailed.
Being for gay civil unions (not marriage) is only Not Conservative if you define it that way. Also, many Social Conservatives would trade that for wins on abortion.
What's "conservative" was never well-defined, and now means nothing as a political rubric.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (+7/1f)
http://tinyurl.com/ycg4uemt
" Reso put up a fight, and in the struggle, Seale shot him in the arm. Instead of treating the wound, they bound and gagged the victim and stuffed him into a wooden box with air holes. It would become his coffin.
The next stop was a storage facility, where the Seales locked Reso, still in the box, in a shed. They left him there, despite temperatures that soared to 100 degrees during the day. No medication was offered for his wound, other than a dab of antiseptic, and he got no nourishment, except water, tangerines and vitamins.
He survived three days. "
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (d3wbb)
97 Gorilla: "FUCK WALT DISNEY. I said it. Bitch got mice and dogs and pantless ducks and movies about lions and elephants and FUCKING FISH but can't have a gorilla in anything more than a bit part! FUCK YOU WALTER!! You know who pays the bills at your stupid zoo! Ain't nobody showing up to look at mice, but the monkey house got the line out the door and around the block!! Cracker."
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 11, 2017 11:47 AM (dueIV)
Slander, I say, slander! You, sir, shall be hearing from our solicitors!
Posted by: Cracker Manufacturers Association at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (d3wbb)
We are building a fighting force of extra-ordinary magnitude! We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude!
Posted by: Doctor Klahn at August 11, 2017 12:45 PM (/qEW2)
Everyone here can see right through them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (eMKNe)
http://tinyurl.com/y7yf7may
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 12:48 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Strobe
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Hmm. I wonder what the RDA of Strontium-90 is?
I am from that era, and I only drool and stutter a little bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 12:52 PM (OdK9v)
Fair to middling dentition, though.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 11, 2017 12:56 PM (H5rtT)
It's a potion I been workin on for science class where, if you drink it, it turns you into an axe wielding, homicidal maniac. It's basically a cure ... for not bein an axe wielding, homicidal maniac. The potential market's enormous.
Posted by: Vyvyan at August 11, 2017 01:05 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Esteve at August 11, 2017 02:44 PM (dHl3N)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (EgwCt)
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Why wouldn't you want to take their money? My philosophy is to funnel progressive money into conservative hands, and prevent conservative funds from going to progressives, whenever possible.
Posted by: Mayday at August 11, 2017 04:07 PM (7uC5o)
OUTHOUSEN NEIN WHITEHOUSEN
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