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"Read in the paper yesterday about this psycho broad down in Arizona who murdered her 10-year old cousin by locking her in a footlocker overnight. Holy crap. Gorillas never do that sh*. I may tear your arms off, but I'd never lock you in a tiny metal box and leave you to suffocate in the sweltering heat. That's just f*ed up."

Sammantha Allen was tried for this murder and sentenced to death by an Arizona jury.


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Gee, I wonder why?



Well, this is kind of creepy:


Matter of fact, this is kind of creepy, too:


Quiz: kitten or ice cream?

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:20 AM




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1 FIRST

Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:22 AM (8XRCm)

2 Google engineers need to polish those resumes.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 11, 2017 11:22 AM (TRraJ)

3 I wonder how many lefties of the day just thought that Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuehrer was a cute ethnic thing the Germans were doing - just "their culture".

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 11, 2017 11:23 AM (eXSOZ)

4 Trump has ripped off the mask of the UniParty. He has done the country and the world a great service. He is a fighter.

Posted by: Jmel at August 11, 2017 11:25 AM (TU0yw)

5 I will forever picture Julie w/an uzi in each hand, blazing away.

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2017 11:25 AM (x9c8r)

6 I love those animals or food photos.

Posted by: rickl at August 11, 2017 11:25 AM (xjiRE)

7 I laughed out loud at the Kitten or Icecream.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2017 11:26 AM (QQ+il)

8 Sporkatus -- the Progressives of the day couldn't decide if they admired Mussolini, Stalin, or Hitler the most. They were getting SO MUCH done!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 11, 2017 11:26 AM (JgKcr)

9 Don't do evil shit in AZ.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2017 11:26 AM (gNgc6)

10
Google comrades, you are free to speak your mind as long as your mind in thoroughly brainwashed.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 11:26 AM (493sH)

11 I wonder how many lefties of the day just thought that Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuehrer was a cute ethnic thing the Germans were doing - just "their culture".
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Not in 1936.

In 1939, well... you know, maybe it's not so bad.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 11, 2017 11:27 AM (OVUYQ)

12 Now I want ice cream. And a kitten. But mostly ice cream.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 11, 2017 11:27 AM (3sOO0)

13 Check out the "boy-spreading" in the front row. Mmmmm.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 11, 2017 11:27 AM (u9OP6)

14 "The vast
majority of you are very supportive of our decision
. A smaller
percentage of you wish we would do more. And some are worried that you
cannot speak out at work freely
."



To understand why 'some are worried that they cannot speak out freely', see your first statement.


Geez Louise....

Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 11:28 AM (Enq6K)

15 I love those animals or food photos.
Posted by: rickl at August 11, 2017 11:25 AM (xjiRE)

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The one with fried chicken and puppies is downright spooky.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:28 AM (8XRCm)

16 That Allen demon deserves to suffer scaphism, and not get away with a simple injection.

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 11:28 AM (7n4KQ)

17 Excuse me, waiter. I ordered dog jubilee not cat ice cream.

Posted by: barack hussein obama at August 11, 2017 11:28 AM (mJ8mX)

18
http://tinyurl.com/y8kaoyfh

Muffins.

Or are they.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (8XRCm)

19 Speak freely and be fired.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (hMwEB)

20 And Google's management is waking up, starting to realize that their company is actually highly dysfunctional.

First step in getting things straightened out - fire HR.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (hLRSq)

21 What if they are iced cream kittens?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (39g3+)

22 Actually watched some of the interview of James Damore by Stefan Molyneaux, as posted on American Digest.

He just seems like some thoughtful kid (he's young, really) that saw things that were inconsistent about how the company and personnel were handled, and wrote a long paper about it. It had citations, and a lot of qualifiers. He passed it around to some people that were interested, and got decent feedback, until it got out and became "viral".

Interesting how the Media has removed his citations, and edited what he said to make him out to be some kind of monster.

Google. Don't be evil, you assholes.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (S6Pax)

23 Google CEO: some of you are worried that you cannot speak out at work freely.




Gee, what would give anyone that impression? They're all for diversity and inclusion except for that horrible rotten counter revolutionaries who would dare to question the Google utopia

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (493sH)

24 I wonder how many lefties of the day just thought that Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuehrer was a cute ethnic thing the Germans were doing - just "their culture".

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 11, 2017 11:23 AM (eXSOZ)


Right after the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (hLRSq)

25 I'm angry that the latest thing Mueller has to check out is Trump's secretary. She's mentioned in Eric Trump's email about the meeting with the Russian woman. If this is all they have, then it really is time to wrap it up. There is nothing illegal about talking to a Russian and there's nothing that indicates any collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (JKNZq)

26 Google: Today, at our meeting, we will be taking applications for those who wish to be immediately terminated. Please attend and speak freely!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (k1TUh)

27 "The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over."

March on Googlers!

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (9KZTy)

28 Ah, the time waste of Wikipedia:

Start: Jimmy Durante
Leading to: "This Time For Keeps"
Leading to: Esther Williams
Leading to: Victor Mature
Leading to: "After The Fox"
Leading to: Frank Frazetta

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (BWL+E)

29 Muffins.



Or are they.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (8XRCm)

I don't want to see the Muffin Top or are they quiz.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 11, 2017 11:30 AM (r5KeJ)

30 Google comrades, you are free to speak your mind as long as your mind in thoroughly brainwashed.
====

He says, "Many of you have emailed me about this. The vast majority agree with me. A few say that they're afraid to speak their minds."

And what do you suppose the people who are too afraid to email you think, genius?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 11, 2017 11:31 AM (OVUYQ)

31 And Google's management is waking up, starting to realize that their company is actually highly dysfunctional.

First step in getting things straightened out - fire HR.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (hLRSq)




Commissar of Diversity, Inclusion and Hunting Down Non Believers: That's what you think

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 11:31 AM (493sH)

32 There's nothing wrong with Julie Andrews dancing on a mountain meadow that a Messerschmidt strafing couldn't fix. "The hills are alive...with the sound of Rheinmetall-Borsig..."

Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2017 11:31 AM (Bdeb0)

33
That memo reads like a scene lede in out of "Starship Troopers".

Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (8XRCm)

34 Never say never.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (IqV8l)

35 That Coke ad is fake, it's from some art project:

http://novak.ethosuk.org.uk/~scott/random/NaziCoke/

The suspicious thing for me was that the ad referred to "Coke" in the '30s. I've never seen that in ads that old.

Posted by: jic at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (Vc+HS)

36 Back in the 70s, in a college bs session, several of us came to the conclusion that, in our lifetime, the left would start to rehabilitate Hitler. Now, with the swastika being "reclaimed", and his policies largely endorsed, it looks as if only his name is left for them to recover.

Has anyone tried to teach antifa to sing their protests to the tune of Horst Wessel? (I saw the guy who read Hitler quotes to them, and got applause.)

Posted by: George LeS at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (+TcCF)

37 Almost hard to believe that Coke ad is real. Others can chime in with more specific knowledge, but that style of ad copy and humor, seems to me, is quite modern. Can't recall anything remotely similar from the 30s.

Besides that - umm, excuse me? Hijacking one of the popular catch-phrases summarizing Nazi pan-Germanic leadership (with its characteristic and creepy totalitarian-collectivist meaning), in 1936, for a German audience?

Anyway, I might be completely in error, but hard to see how that ad is authentic. If it is, it was both decades ahead of its time in terms of style, and jaw-droppingly risky in a commercial sense.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (QDnY+)

38 Did y'all see the story of the two Massachusetts teen girls that were babysitting and put an 8 MONTH OLD BABY in the refrigerator and closed the door. The baby was crying while they videoed it and uploaded it to snapchat.


Their asses were arrested.

Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (Enq6K)

39 The Man In the Gay Flannel Suit

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)

40 "There is nothing illegal about talking to a Russian..."

If there is, they'll have to arrest most of the users on Chaturbate.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (JgKcr)

41 Speak freely and be fired.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 11, 2017 11:29 AM (hMwEB)


Obviously, Damore must not be a married man.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (BWL+E)

42 We'd like you to speak freely about your disagreements

so we know whether to put you on the list to fire, or the list to execute.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (7Ep0P)

43 The picture of those Undocumented Democrats- nyuck nyuck.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (mcI77)

44 Whoa! Fat has followed Google's lead and invited any and all North Korean's to publicly announce their concerns about the regime.

Results will be about the same.

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (7n4KQ)

45 M-I-C
C you real soon
K-E-Y
Y? Because we want your money!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (/tuJf)

46 Commissar of Diversity, Inclusion and Hunting Down Non Believers: That's what you think

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 11:31 AM (493sH)


I stand corrected. First we shoot *you* and parade your corpse through the halls for the peasants - I mean employees - to spit upon and throw garbage at.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Are You Goth? The AoSHQ Guide to Gloom available at The Outrage Outlet! at August 11, 2017 11:34 AM (hLRSq)

47 Google: Saying the wrong thing will get you fired.

Also Google: We want everybody to think they can speak their mind and feel safe doing so.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 11:34 AM (KUaJL)

48 You must speak freely about your disagreements, so that you have something for which to confess, so that we can burn you immediately thereafter, while you're still in a state of grace. If you withhold and we burn you, you'll die out of grace.

The distinction will mean a lot to you when the flames begin to lick your calves. Trust us.

Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2017 11:35 AM (Bdeb0)

49 Google: Obey the Seven Commandments of Animalism and all will be welll.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 11:35 AM (9KZTy)

50
James Damore is the Emmanuel Goldstein of Google. Right now they are having their 2 minutes of hate for him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (493sH)

51 Google: Saying the wrong thing will get you fired.

Also Google: We want everybody to think they can speak their mind and feel safe doing so.

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The Hundred Flowers Campaign.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (8XRCm)

52 On one level I don't care about Google's decision to fire the memo writer. I think it is typical leftist group think and isn't wise; they are, however, a private business.
What pissed me off about the whole situation was the lying media lynch mob. That was utterly disgusting.
Why should those lying scum take it upon themselves to destroy somebody's life?

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (hJrjt)

53 Yes, the hills are alive with the sound of Scankles losing.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (mpXpK)

54 Nobody expects the Google Inquisition!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (BWL+E)

55 Aha. So perhaps my doubts were not crazy.

Seemed quite implausible that a Nazi catch-phrase like that would be borrowed for comedic marketing purposes, in 1936, in Germany.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (QDnY+)

56 There's nothing wrong with Julie Andrews dancing on a mountain meadow that a Messerschmidt strafing couldn't fix.

There's an anim-tated gif-thingy out there of Julie Andrews' spin with two Uzis added, firing. Thus to make Sound of Music a John Woo movie.

It is one of a few of my favorite things.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (eXSOZ)

57 Commissar of Diversity, Inclusion and Hunting Down Non Believers: That's what you think

-
Inquisitor General

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (Nwg0u)

58 "...A smaller percentage of you wish we would do more..."
Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 11:28 AM (Enq6K)


This is what got me. What does it mean, they wished Google would have done more? Did they want Damore beaten up and pantsed as well as fired?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (+Xgkm)

59 I would feel like such an ass being known professionally as a "googler"

Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (7HtZB)

60
There's an anim-tated gif-thingy out there of Julie Andrews' spin with two Uzis added, firing. Thus to make Sound of Music a John Woo movie.

It is one of a few of my favorite things.

Posted by: Sporkatus


The hills are alive / with the sound of Uzis...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (AM1GF)

61 Google: If you confess your sin of free thought, we won't burn you at the stake. We'll just shame, shun and fire you and cast you among the other free thinking, intellectual refuse.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (9KZTy)

62 Actually what Lefties of the 30's thought is quite easy to ascertain: As long as Hitler and Stalin were allied, and the Molotov - Von Ribbentrop pact was operational, then everything that Hitler did was absolutely wonderful, because Uncle Joe told them that it was wonderful.

On June 22, 1941, Hitler launched a massive attack on Stalin's forces, and as per Uncle Joe's orders, on that day the Left suddenly agreed that everything done by Herr Hitler was, and always had been, the Highest Order of Evil.

If you see or attempt to point out that this re-ordering of morality might seem self serving and disingenuous, then of course you are a fascist. Which, after June 22, 1941, is a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (k1TUh)

63 Allen of AZ and what she did is only a small part of what Ame endured before being murdered. She was tortured through out her short life by those who should have loved and protected her. Sick sob's. God will have his say on their sad, sick souls.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (QOmQt)

64 52 On one level I don't care about Google's decision to fire the memo writer. I think it is typical leftist group think and isn't wise; they are, however, a private business.
What pissed me off about the whole situation was the lying media lynch mob. That was utterly disgusting.
Why should those lying scum take it upon themselves to destroy somebody's life?
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 11:36 AM (hJrjt)

Maybe henceforth I will refer to the media as the LMLM.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (hJrjt)

65 Hey everybody.

Thinking of having eggs topped with chili for breakfast. GAINZZ, right? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (eMKNe)

66 I'll take "Things you don't see at the Coca-Cola museum" for $300 Alex

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (FZYNt)

67 Horst Wessel Lied melody is un-singable, apart from droning mass-chorus sorts of situations. The Panzerlied (made famous by the horrible Battle of the Bulge Movie from the late 60s) or From Finland to the Black Sea are much catchier tunes.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (QDnY+)

68 63 Allen of AZ and what she did is only a small part of what Ame endured before being murdered. She was tortured through out her short life by those who should have loved and protected her. Sick sob's. God will have his say on their sad, sick souls.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at August 11, 2017 11:38 AM (QOmQt)

My heart ache's for that poor child.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks and is now jobless. at August 11, 2017 11:39 AM (hJrjt)

69 This is what got me. What does it mean, they wished Google would have done more? Did they want Damore beaten up and pantsed as well as fired?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (+Xgkm)


Auto da fe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2017 11:39 AM (BWL+E)

70 There's an anim-tated gif-thingy out there of Julie Andrews' spin with two Uzis added, firing.


It makes me smile

Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 11:39 AM (UmSfZ)

71 Google: Saying the wrong thing will get you fired.

Also Google: We want everybody to think they can speak their mind and feel safe doing so.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously


But, but, but.....they pay so well, and have such great benefits, and it's really a great place to work, and, and ,and.... stuff that James Damore actually said, paraphrasing. After he was fired.

It's a nicely furnished and very comfortable padded cell. But it's a cell. A prison of your own making, which you voluntarily inhabit. A safe space.
And frankly, a lot of workplaces are like that. Just imagine how free you can be criticizing company policies, and where that would lead you?

Google has immense amounts of money, and can hire whomever they please. People are flattered to be asked to work there.

May your chains rest lightly on you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 11, 2017 11:39 AM (S6Pax)

72 Regarding the sub-human who locked her cousin in the footlocker and the 2 teens who put an 8 month old baby in the fridge:
When abortion was first deemed to be legal in the 70's, one of the main objections raised was that the practice would cheapen human life - to the point that murder and other violent crimes would increase. Unfortunately, that prediction has come true.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 11, 2017 11:39 AM (JNTt1)

73 Also Google: We want everybody to think they can speak their mind and feel safe doing so.

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So they won't run and hide when we come for them.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 11:39 AM (Nwg0u)

74 Can you see them greeting each other at their Town Halls.

"Greetings fellow Googler comrade. Enjoy some of the fresh Kool-Aid. "

They should make them wear outfits that look like it came from Doctor Evil's wardrobe.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2017 11:40 AM (9KZTy)

75 This is what got me. What does it mean, they wished
Google would have done more? Did they want Damore beaten up and pantsed
as well as fired?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (+Xgkm)

The whole thing reeked of "g'head....speak freely (wink, wink), your colleagues will turn you in so we can 'do more'."

Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 11:41 AM (Enq6K)

76
Does anyone even still make
Butterscotch Ripple ice cream? I haven't seen it in a long time.

Posted by: TheSev at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (Av8i6)

77 I suppose Google is completely blind to the irony of a company whose mission it is to make searching out information of all kinds having an internal policy of blind obedience to a single vision.

DuckDuckGo for the win.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (/tuJf)

78 I have two friends (married to each other) here in SoCal who work at Google.

I haven't seen them post anything about this one way or the other. I don't know if they're afraid, ignorant or just don't care.

Am tempted to send them a note at FB: "How's the kool-aid at Google these days?" But that could lead to an unfriending. Hmm.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (eMKNe)

79 Regarding the sub-human who locked her cousin in the footlocker

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Check her picture at the link. One fugly specimen, like a concentration camp guard.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (Nwg0u)

80 Some of you are worried that they cannot speak out at work freely.

Well...DUH!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (0tfLf)

81 They should make them wear outfits that look like it came from Doctor Evil's Heaven Gate's wardrobe..



FTFY

Posted by: IP at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (UmSfZ)

82 I would feel like such an ass being known professionally as a "googler"
Posted by: josephistan at August 11, 2017 11:37 AM (7HtZB)
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I was thinking the same thing. Makes me think of the Giggler from Mad Mad World.

I always wondered what the Apple "geniuses" feel like.

Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (UoSKV)

83 Tom Servo, there's a hilarious parody version of "Clementine" in which the lyrics mock the turn-on-a-dime reversal of commies after the Molotov-Ribbentrop agreement. So, that would be the *first* reversal - from anti-Nazi to pro-Nazi, when Moscow found that convenient - you refer to the second reversal, on June 22, 1941.

"First a Nazi, should be shot-sy, so said - the party line
Now a Nazi's hotsi-totsi, Volga boatmen sail the Rhine"


Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (QDnY+)

84 Germans were into Fanta, not Coke back in the day.

During the war, they even made a fake Fanta like soda.

Orange I believe it was.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2017 11:43 AM (5VlCp)

85 TheSev, wonder what would happen if you topped some ice cream with some scotch and actual butter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:43 AM (eMKNe)

86 check out Rep Steve Smith's tweet on Google


https://twitter.com/RepStevenSmith/status/896019282081042433

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 11, 2017 11:43 AM (hMwEB)

87
Googlers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your jobs!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 11:43 AM (493sH)

88 That memo reads like a scene lede in out of "Starship Troopers".

Posted by: fixerupper at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (8XRCm)

Dear Googlers, I understand that some of you are concerned that you are nearly 30 and you need to report to the renewal center. Don't be afraid, you will be back, just like your peers. Whatever you do, don't be a runner! We are doing great things, just trust your betters, they know what's best.

Stay tuned!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (DxWUs)

89 Hairyback Guy:

Here in SoCal, at a lot of the more "authentic" Mexi restaurants, they oftentimes carry Orange Bang.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (eMKNe)

90 >>TheSev, wonder what would happen if you topped some ice cream with some scotch and actual butter.


Oddly, Butterscotch has no Scotch in it.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (eRVww)

91 Many of you have emailed me about this. The vast majority agree with me. A few say that they're afraid to speak their minds

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Idiots. You emailed xim and told xim directly that you were afraid to speak your mind?

Enjoy funemployment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (psH+N)

92
On one level I don't care about Google's decision to fire the memo writer. I think it is typical leftist group think and isn't wise; they are, however, a private business.


Although Google a private business the use bandwidth they use is controlled by the federal government.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (lKyWE)

93 "...we need to step back and create a better set of conditions for us to have the discussion."


Right.
Mr Hockstetter will be coordinating this effort.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (0tfLf)

94 38 Did y'all see the story of the two Massachusetts teen girls that were babysitting and put an 8 MONTH OLD BABY in the refrigerator and closed the door. The baby was crying while they videoed it and uploaded it to snapchat.


Their asses were arrested.
Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (Enq6K)

It seems like many people are so narcissistic that they really think they're going to get away with killing people now.

Life (aside from their own) means nothing to them and it never has.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 11:46 AM (qshm3)

95 Referring to them a "Googlers" - gag!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 11:46 AM (NOIQH)

96 New Google motto: Arbeit macht frei

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2017 11:46 AM (/tuJf)

97 Gorilla: "FUCK WALT DISNEY. I said it. Bitch got mice and dogs and pantless ducks and movies about lions and elephants and FUCKING FISH but can't have a gorilla in anything more than a bit part! FUCK YOU WALTER!! You know who pays the bills at your stupid zoo! Ain't nobody showing up to look at mice, but the monkey house got the line out the door and around the block!! Cracker."

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 11, 2017 11:47 AM (dueIV)

98 "I will forever picture Julie w/an uzi in each hand, blazing away."

And I will forever picture Julie's free puppies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 11, 2017 11:47 AM (bIwZ6)

99 76


Does anyone even still make

Butterscotch Ripple ice cream? I haven't seen it in a long time.

Posted by: TheSev at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (Av8i6)



Breyers makes a flavor called butterscotch blondie.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 11:47 AM (mpXpK)

100 51 Google: Saying the wrong thing will get you fired.

Also Google: We want everybody to think they can speak their mind and feel safe doing so.

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Have to love the presentation:

Almost all of you agree with me on firing that guy.
A few want me to do even more. (WTH does that even mean?)

So we have a supermajority who validate my direction or even think the direction is correct but the magnitude of the vector should increase.

And very clearly lastly--a few of you wrongthink cowards are afraid to speak your mind because you know you'll be fired.

But please come talk to me I really care, and I need to know who you are.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 11:48 AM (yL25O)

101 Baskin Robbins

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 11:48 AM (eRVww)

102 I have two friends (married to each other) here in SoCal who work at Google.
I haven't seen them post anything about this one way or the other. I don't know if they're afraid, ignorant or just don't care.
Am tempted to send them a note at FB: "How's the kool-aid at Google these days?" But that could lead to an unfriending. Hmm.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:42 AM (eMKNe)


My oldest son works for Google as a software engineer. He's turned quite liberal since he got married, so I'm kind of afraid to ask for his view on this.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 11:48 AM (+Xgkm)

103 Banana Splits:

There's controversy in Anaheim right now, because on top of raising the fees for everything else, Disneyland just raised their parking fees. I believe it's now $20 just to park in their lot all day.

Meanwhile, it came out Disney leases their entire lot from the City of Anaheim for... *$1.00 a year.*

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:48 AM (eMKNe)

104 "Oddly, Butterscotch has no Scotch in it."

Even worse: Butter Rum Lifesavers do not contain rum.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 11, 2017 11:49 AM (bIwZ6)

105 We were called 'Amazonians', instead of 'Amazons', I guess for obvious reasons.

At MSFT, we're 'Microsofties'

I think Starbucks corporate it was 'Associates'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 11:49 AM (3OIiX)

106 Not long ago I spent a couple of days with some folks who worked at Google. An incredibly self-absorbed bunch. And very foul-mouthed. After 20 years in the Service, I'm no saint and have heard it all...but this was in front of ladies and kids. Very poor taste.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2017 11:49 AM (0tfLf)

107 Also, yay! GorillaPundit!

I'm always happy to see these posts.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 11:49 AM (3OIiX)

108 84 Germans were into Fanta, not Coke back in the day.

During the war, they even made a fake Fanta like soda.

Orange I believe it was.


Also Fresca....with cyclamates.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 11:49 AM (mcI77)

109 My memo to Google employees who lean conservative or at least support Damore:

Don't talk to anyone in management or HR without an attorney present, or at least monitoring your case.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:50 AM (eMKNe)

110 104 "Oddly, Butterscotch has no Scotch in it."

Even worse: Butter Rum Lifesavers do not contain rum.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Don't get me started on pussy willows

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 11:50 AM (FZYNt)

111 Although Google a private business the use bandwidth they use is controlled by the federal government.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


Google and Amazon operate some really big server farms, and have made themselves an integral, essential part of the Internet in the US (and the world). They are now.....too big to fail.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 11, 2017 11:50 AM (S6Pax)

112 94 38 Did y'all see the story of the two Massachusetts teen girls that were babysitting and put an 8 MONTH OLD BABY in the refrigerator and closed the door. The baby was crying while they videoed it and uploaded it to snapchat.


Their asses were arrested.
Posted by: Tami at August 11, 2017 11:33 AM (Enq6K)

...

Bing was promoting on their front page yesterday the news that throwing boiling water on people is the newest teen "challenge."

Why you report that as a teen challenge trend and not a teen attempted murder trend is beyond me. Sounds like one successful murder.

On the upside--our culture has now created the western equivalent to acid throwing, so hooray I guess. Time to ban guns, serious you guys.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 11:51 AM (yL25O)

113 Geez, it really is Newspeak(tm) at Google.
No doubt it's the same way at Facebook, Twitter, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 11:51 AM (NOIQH)

114 110 or the cocksackie virus

Posted by: CN at August 11, 2017 11:51 AM (2+tI4)

115 So today's subject I was mulling over morning coffee was Jim Justice, the WV governor who just flipped parties from D to R.

It took under one week for the guy to go hat in hand to Trump and ask for five billion bucks in federal subsidies to keep WV's coal sector going.

And he'll most likely get the money.

Whatever this is we're living through under Sir Scalpweasel, it certainly isn't any sort of renaissance of bona fide laissez-faire conservatism. FDR Republicanism, more like.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 11:52 AM (ujwCG)

116 Also Fresca....with cyclamates.
Posted by: Under Fire


Hey, I really like Fresca. And cyclamates as an artificial sweetner are probably better for you than aspartame, which is widely used now.

Science marchse on...but sometimes backward.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 11, 2017 11:52 AM (S6Pax)

117 Here in SoCal, at a lot of the more "authentic" Mexi restaurants, they oftentimes carry Orange Bang.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (eMKNe)

Cool! Orange Bang.....sounds like I want some of that.

I need to peruse some of the illegal invader's stores in my AO. Vamos Muchachos!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2017 11:52 AM (5VlCp)

118 >>Bing was promoting on their front page yesterday the news that throwing boiling water on people is the newest teen "challenge."


WTF is wrong with people???

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 11:52 AM (NOIQH)

119 Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 11:48 AM (yL25O)

Excellent translation of the memo, sir. I may have to steal it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 11:52 AM (+Xgkm)

120 No doubt Coca-Cola sponsored the 1936 Olympics, but the logo on the bottom of that ad doesn't look right. It looks too modern.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 11:53 AM (7uYFy)

121 "I will forever picture Julie w/an uzi in each hand, blazing away."

And I will forever picture Julie's free puppies.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 11, 2017 11:47 AM (bIwZ6)

And for some reason, was picturing Julie Strain instead of Julie Andrews for both of these.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 11:53 AM (3OIiX)

122 know how there's a perennial "best companies to work at lust" - we should come up with "worst companies for conservatives to work at" list

or maybe "free-thinkers" to work at

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (hMwEB)

123
Bing was promoting on their front page yesterday the news that
throwing boiling water on people is the newest teen "challenge.">>>

Sounds like a Darwin challenge to me.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (r5KeJ)

124 Here in SoCal, at a lot of the more "authentic" Mexi restaurants, they oftentimes carry Orange Bang.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (eMKNe)


I buy it by the truckload.

Posted by: John Boehner at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (mcI77)

125
I'm thinking of selling some potassium iodine tablets on eBay. Apparently they're in demand at around $500 a pill. How can I write an advertisement that excludes leftists from purchase?

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (EgwCt)

126
it certainly isn't any sort of renaissance of bona fide laissez-faire conservatism.

When did that ever exist?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (IqV8l)

127 A few say that they're afraid to speak their minds

---

Idiots. You emailed xim and told xim directly that you were afraid to speak your mind?

Enjoy funemployment.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 11:45 AM (psH+N)

...

Yeah. How intellectually incurious do you have to be to think you have accurately measured the internal level of damage by counting the number of emails of the whistleblowers?

Only a couple whistleblowers were brave enough to email me. Everyone else thinks I'm awesome and should double down. We're totes cool team!

Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (yL25O)

128 "Oddly, Butterscotch has no Scotch in it."

Even worse: Butter Rum Lifesavers do not contain rum.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Don't get me started on pussy willows
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 11:50 AM (FZYNt)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 11:55 AM (3OIiX)

129 speaking of metadata (which I assume Google uses)

so if there is a unique word used here at AoS, will all searches for that word be remembered by Google (or NSA) and tied to my computer ID? And the same with comments on FB or Twitter.

Pretty soon NSA/Google has the data needed to flag all trouble makers (patriots) that may need special IRS consideration, or other such special handling.

But speak freely ... please. ha

I uses Duck duck go, which doesn't track me, but they use Google. And of course Google still (probably) massages search results so the PC spin on any subject shows up before the straight dope on the subject. This is pernicious but they keep their algorithms secret.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2017 11:55 AM (7Ep0P)

130 How can I write an advertisement that excludes leftists from purchase?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (EgwCt)

--

call them synthetic GMO chemicals

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at August 11, 2017 11:55 AM (hMwEB)

131 That Coke ad is fake, it's from some art project:

http://novak.ethosuk.org.uk/~scott/random/NaziCoke/

The suspicious thing for me was that the ad referred to "Coke" in the '30s. I've never seen that in ads that old.
Posted by: jic at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (Vc+HS)

Okay, I didn't see this before I posted my comment. It is fake.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 11:55 AM (7uYFy)

132 Hairyback Guy, here's an example of an Orange Bang place in Orange County, California.

"Choice Burgers in Brea makes one of OC's best non-gourmet burgers"

https://tinyurl.com/yagkpapl

(Review by Gustavo Arellano, who unfortunately has gone full SJW since Trump got elected.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:55 AM (eMKNe)

133 "84 Germans were into Fanta, not Coke back in the day.
During the war, they even made a fake Fanta like soda.
Orange I believe it was."

I looked that up, led to an interesting story. Coca Cola was highly popular, but once the war with Great Britain started, imports were embargoed and even the ingredients to make coke became impossible to find. So, in 1941 the head of Coca-Cola Deutschland had his chemists create "Fanta" (from "Fantasie", ie, Imagination) from ingredients that could be found at the time.

A couple years ago Fanta had a 75 year anniversary and put out an ad in Germany about the "Good Old Times" when Fanta was created.

Got pulled pretty quickly when quite a few Germans started to point out that 1941 wasn't exactly the "Good Old Times".

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 11:56 AM (k1TUh)

134 It's not an "authentic" Mexican restaurant unless your ass is bleeding after you've eaten there.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 11, 2017 11:56 AM (qshm3)

135
Not long ago I spent a couple of days with some folks who worked at
Google. An incredibly self-absorbed bunch. And very foul-mouthed.
After 20 years in the Service, I'm no saint and have heard it all...but
this was in front of ladies and kids. Very poor taste. Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2017 11:49 AM (0tfLf)
=====

I'm old and remember IBM corporate rules. If a youngling was particularly talented, they would pay for manners training, etc.

IBM was too big to fail. Odd that Google doesn't remember those lessons. Interesting how those antitrust regulations work.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 11, 2017 11:56 AM (MIKMs)

136 38 Did y'all see the story of the two Massachusetts teen girls that were babysitting and put an 8 MONTH OLD BABY in the refrigerator and closed the door. The baby was crying while they videoed it and uploaded it to snapchat.
------

Saw a story yesterday about a baby LESS THAN ONE HOUR OLD left on a Houston sidewalk and the baby was covered in ants when they found it.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 11:57 AM (T+owd)

137 36 Back in the 70s, in a college bs session, several of us came to the conclusion that, in our lifetime, the left would start to rehabilitate Hitler. Now, with the swastika being "reclaimed", and his policies largely endorsed, it looks as if only his name is left for them to recover.....

Posted by: George LeS at August 11, 2017 11:32 AM (+TcCF)
----------------------------------
They can't rehabilitate Hitler and the Nazis. Not exactly.
If they did, what would they call their opponents?

What they CAN do is to turn Hitler into a mere cartoon villain, a cardboard symbol of evil, while they simultaneously adopt much of his actual agenda --- fascist economics, racialism, totalitarianism, rabid hostility to the Judeo-Christian tradition, eugenics, etc.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 11:57 AM (0jtPF)

138 Hikaru, you mean like this place? It's in my hometown and has actually been named one of the entire USA's best taquerias. :-)

https://www.yelp.com/biz/adobo-taco-grill-lakewood-3

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 11:57 AM (eMKNe)

139 This made SMH . . . http://www.denverpost.com/2017/08/10/denver-man-died-elevator-emergency-button/

How could this happen??? Heads need to roll, criminal prosecutions.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 11, 2017 11:57 AM (t4+vp)

140 What is so scary about the whole Google thing... is that they are still making a metric fuckton of money...

By selling YOUR privacy... and no one seems to care.

Most people STILL use it...

Remember... TANSTAAFL... There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch... someone somewhere always has to pay.... so in computers? If you are not the paying customer, you are the PRODUCT.

Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 11:57 AM (NgKpN)

141 123
Bing was promoting on their front page yesterday the news that
throwing boiling water on people is the newest teen "challenge.">>>

Sounds like a Darwin challenge to me.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (r5KeJ)

...

Mean girl squad invited a target to a sleepover, threw boiling water on her as she slept.

I've been talking to God about revisiting the flood idea.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 11:58 AM (yL25O)

142 How can I write an advertisement that excludes leftists from purchase?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (EgwCt)


Advertise them as Non-Conflict Free.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 11:58 AM (mcI77)

143 And for some reason, was picturing Julie Strain instead of Julie Andrews for both of these.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Julia Ann FTW

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 11:58 AM (FZYNt)

144 "A small percentage of you wish we would do more" means do whoever you can to utterly destroy the man's life and wreck his chances for further employment anywhere even after he's been fired.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 11:59 AM (iVOAv)

145 Am tempted to send them a note at FB: "How's the kool-aid at Google these days?" But that could lead to an unfriending. Hmm.
Posted by: qdpsteve



Pro tip? They weren't friends to begin with then.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (U76Nz)

146 125
I'm thinking of selling some potassium iodine tablets on eBay. Apparently they're in demand at around $500 a pill. How can I write an advertisement that excludes leftists from purchase?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman

Say they are a GMO version

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (7n4KQ)

147 141 123
Bing was promoting on their front page yesterday the news that
throwing boiling water on people is the newest teen "challenge.">>>

Sounds like a Darwin challenge to me.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (r5KeJ)

...

Mean girl squad invited a target to a sleepover, threw boiling water on her as she slept.

I've been talking to God about revisiting the flood idea.
-------

Nice way to disfigure someone. I dropped a pot of boiling water on my bare foot one time. All the skin on the top of my foot just slid right off.

Those girls need their asses beat.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (T+owd)

148 What is so scary about the whole Google thing... is that they are still making a metric fuckton of money...

By selling YOUR privacy... and no one seems to care.

Most people STILL use it...

Remember... TANSTAAFL... There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch... someone somewhere always has to pay.... so in computers? If you are not the paying customer, you are the PRODUCT.
Posted by: Don Q

________

If Republicans had any balls they would start pushing basic privacy laws. But for some reason "conservative" now means "things Big Business wants".

It would be a political winner with voters but most Republicans only serve the donor class.

Posted by: Maritime at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (MbH5g)

149 Love how he doesn't even address how several Google managers have announced that they keep blacklists based on various internal Google intranet/chat tools.

Yeah, "all your voices and opinions matter" - especially when it comes time for managers to pick teams; they'll exclude you if you've expressed wrongthink.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (NOIQH)

150 rick, true. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (eMKNe)

151 President Trumps hotel in Washington, DC, jacked up its rates after he took office more than it had planned to charge and the posh facility outperformed his companys expectations as a result, a new report said Friday.

The Trump International Hotel, in the opulently renovated Old Post Office near the National Mall, brought in about $18 million in revenue in the first four months of 2017, in part by charging room rates that were 60 percent higher than what had been planned, according to documents viewed by the Wall Street Journal, which first reported the story.

LMAO
Outstanding

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:01 PM (5y11N)

152 And for some reason, was picturing Julie Strain instead of Julie Andrews for both of these.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Julia Ann FTW
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 11:58 AM (FZYNt)

Oh yes, she's a frisky minx. Her voice bugs me a bit but 'in scene' I don't notice it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 11, 2017 12:02 PM (3OIiX)

153 Have to love the presentation:

Almost all of you agree with me on firing that guy.
A few want me to do even more. (WTH does that even mean?)

So we have a supermajority who validate my direction or even think the direction is correct but the magnitude of the vector should increase.

And very clearly lastly--a few of you wrongthink cowards are afraid to speak your mind because you know you'll be fired.

But please come talk to me I really care, and I need to know who you are.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 11:48 AM (yL25O)

Google: We are committed to diversity. So committed to diversity that those of you in the minority who don't agree with everything we're saying here are going to be fired! See! That's how committed to diversity we are! Now come tell us who you are so we can get rid of you and be the wonderful happy diverse place that we all want.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 12:02 PM (KUaJL)

154 On June 22, 1941, Hitler launched a massive attack on Stalin's forces, and as per Uncle Joe's orders, on that day the Left suddenly agreed that everything done by Herr Hitler was, and always had been, the Highest Order of Evil.

If you see or attempt to point out that this re-ordering of morality might seem self serving and disingenuous, then of course you are a fascist. Which, after June 22, 1941, is a Bad Thing.

Tom Servo
Pete Seeger had just put out an album of folk songs imploring FDR and the US to "keep out" of the 'imperialist" war when Hitler attacked the Soviet Union. Not only did they recall and destroy all copies of THAT album, he quickly recorded a new album of songs urging FDR to mobilize American forces to "liberate" Europe ( Russia).

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 12:02 PM (7uYFy)

155 Say you're donating the proceeds to Trump's re-election campaign.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 12:02 PM (psH+N)

156 President Trumps hotel in Washington, DC, jacked up its rates after he took office more than it had planned to charge and the posh facility outperformed his companys expectations as a result, a new report said Friday.

------

Oh, I'm sure this will be the next "scandal." Because we all know how cheap hotels are in DC.

Fuck these people.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:02 PM (T+owd)

157 155 Say you're donating the proceeds to Trump's re-election campaign.


we have a winner.

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:03 PM (7n4KQ)

158 I've been talking to God about revisiting the flood idea.

Posted by: TexasDan


...you know the deal. It's the fire next time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 11, 2017 12:03 PM (AM1GF)

159 I bet there are going to be some fun performance evaluation reviews at Google this year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 12:04 PM (psH+N)

160 "Whatever this is we're living through under Sir Scalpweasel, it certainly isn't any sort of renaissance of bona fide laissez-faire conservatism. FDR Republicanism, more like."

I have learned over the years that you should never expect to take joy in the things your "side" does once they achieve power - you will always be disappointed and disgusted, because people with power always do the same thing. Been happening since the first mud bricks got stacked on top of each other back in Uruk, and that ain't ever gonna change.

No, if you want to get fulfillment out of politics, you have to train yourself to take joy from the thwarting or your enemies, and pleasure from the frustration of their plans. And right now, Trump has my enemies crying in their pillows ever night, and that alone makes me a very happy man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 12:04 PM (k1TUh)

161 Denmark Welcomes ISIS Jihadis Back From Caliphate with Jobs and Free Housing

-GatewayP

Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 12:04 PM (mcI77)

162 Fox News radio reports hinting that Trump not at all militarily prepared to deal with the Norks. Fair and Balanced.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 11, 2017 12:04 PM (vtcmf)

163 My brain has assigned a voice to gorilla pundit. Sort of a Jack Nicholson character

Yah know what I'm sayin ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2017 12:05 PM (M+Lyo)

164 161 Denmark Welcomes ISIS Jihadis Back From Caliphate with Jobs and Free Housing

-GatewayP
Posted by: Under Fire

Coming soon: Rape Rooms

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 12:05 PM (FZYNt)

165 I've called the unholy alliance of BigGov, MSM, Academia and co-opted industries The Borg.

What's going on at Google confirms that it is in fact a Thing. The new Diversity officer that was a prime mover here was most recently an aparatchik with the Hillary campaign.

You want to work at Google? Join its NORK-like work camp and conform, conform, conform.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 12:05 PM (+7/1f)

166 President Trumps hotel in Washington, DC, jacked up its rates after he
took office more than it had planned to charge and the posh facility
outperformed his companys expectations as a result, a new report said
Friday.

=====

I can't even wrap my head around the security upgrades required. Jacking up rates wouldn't even begin to cover anything with the name.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 11, 2017 12:05 PM (MIKMs)

167 I've called the unholy alliance of BigGov, MSM, Academia and co-opted industries The Borg.
-----

At least the Borg Queen had the best interests of the Borg in mind.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:06 PM (T+owd)

168 Google started out with the mission statement of "At least do no evil" that has morphed to "At least, do know evil." So phonetically they're still on track; which is probably a world record in consistency for a bunch of leftists.


Posted by: An Observation at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (h/tzE)

169 Oh, I'm sure this will be the next "scandal." Because we all know how cheap hotels are in DC.

Fuck these people.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:02 PM (T+owd)

I'm surprised that they haven't gotten on Trump for "advertising" his Bedminster Country Club by always vacationing there. And, his tendency to "drop by" the Weddings that are held there to wish the happy couple well must be increasing bookings....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (7uYFy)

170 >>Julia Ann FTW Posted by: Rick in SK at August 11, 2017 11:58 AM (FZYNt)

"Mature Tube."

Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (Bdeb0)

171
I wonder how many lefties of the day just thought that Ein Volk, Ein
Reich, Ein Fuehrer was a cute ethnic thing the Germans were doing - just
"their culture".
***
The American far left was generally supportive of the national socialists in Germany until 22 June 1941

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (eSx+E)

172 So every president since Clinton either enabled the Norks or did nothing about them, and now Trump is a f*ck u who isn't militarily prepared.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (psH+N)

173 So, are the female Googlers Googlettes?

Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (UnDQI)

174 Fox News radio reports hinting that Trump not at all militarily prepared to deal with the Norks. Fair and Balanced.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 11, 2017 12:04 PM (vtcmf)

Well we are probably NOT after the last 8 years. US Military is still underfunded, undermanned, Under maitanced, under supplied, and under trained.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (5y11N)

175 Google started out with the mission statement of "At least do no evil"
-----

What the hell is that shit? The Googlecratic Oath?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (T+owd)

176 125


I'm thinking of selling some potassium iodine tablets on eBay.
Apparently they're in demand at around $500 a pill. How can I write an
advertisement that excludes leftists from purchase?

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (EgwCt)

You can get those from Amazon for $15/pack.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (mpXpK)

177 My brain has assigned a voice to gorilla pundit. Sort of a Jack Nicholson character

I hear him as James Earl Jones.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (mcI77)

178 Caramel ice cream, gross

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (yqvys)

179 >>I'm surprised that they haven't gotten on Trump for
"advertising" his Bedminster Country Club ....Posted by: JoeF. at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (7uYFy)

I'm surprised they haven't gotten on him for cheating on his wife "in most rooms of the White House, according to people allegedly close to his administration who would probably know."

Posted by: Zod at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (Bdeb0)

180 162 Fox News radio reports hinting that Trump not at all militarily prepared to deal with the Norks. Fair and Balanced.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

I would think he just needs to pick up the phone and call the Pentagon. How prepared does he need to be? They've been practicing for this since the 1950s.

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (7n4KQ)

181 So every president since Clinton either enabled the Norks or did nothing about them, and now Trump is a f*ck u who isn't militarily prepared.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (psH+N)

Since Clinton??? Since Truman

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (5y11N)

182 They are citing the absence of aircraft carriers in the region.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 11, 2017 12:09 PM (vtcmf)

183 Denmark Welcomes ISIS Jihadis Back From Caliphate with Jobs and Free Housing

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This time there'll be no smuggling the Jews to Sweeden.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:09 PM (Nwg0u)

184 >>My brain has assigned a voice to gorilla pundit. Sort of a Jack Nicholson character



I hear Gilbert Gottfried.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (eRVww)

185 Has anyone told them carriers move?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (JgKcr)

186 I will forever sport wood for Annette Funicello.

There, I said it.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (gz95d)

187 173 So, are the female Googlers Googlettes?

Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (UnDQI)


Gooblers.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (mcI77)

188 182 They are citing the absence of aircraft carriers in the region.

Don't they have a map of the subs? Someone had to have leaked it.

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (7n4KQ)

189 I may tear your arms off,

I am so triggered right now

Posted by: Michele Feelds at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (ul9CR)

190 187 173 So, are the female Googlers Googlettes?

Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (UnDQI)

Gooblers.
-----

The men are gobblers.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (T+owd)

191 This time there'll be no smuggling the Jews to Sweeden. Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:09 PM (Nwg0u)
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Finland.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (MIKMs)

192
The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal
employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present -
and is gravely to be regarded.



Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as
we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that
public policy could itself become the captive of a
scientific-technological elite
.





Posted by: Eisenhower's Farewell Address at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (eSx+E)

193 How prepared does he need to be? They've been practicing for this since the 1950s.
Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:08 PM (7n4KQ)

Well transexual training takes up a shit load of time, not to mention the normal sexual harrasement training and the always popular PII

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (5y11N)

194 147 141 123
Bing was promoting on their front page yesterday the news that
throwing boiling water on people is the newest teen "challenge.">>>

Sounds like a Darwin challenge to me.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (r5KeJ)

...

Mean girl squad invited a target to a sleepover, threw boiling water on her as she slept.

I've been talking to God about revisiting the flood idea.
-------

Nice way to disfigure someone. I dropped a pot of boiling water on my bare foot one time. All the skin on the top of my foot just slid right off.

Those girls need their asses beat.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (T+owd)

=============

You're nicer than me. I say jail time for the cretins. Barring that, sue the parents into penurity.

Posted by: Jackal at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (qmbYi)

195 I hear him as James Earl Jones.
Steel is weak, boy. Flesh... is stronger.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (eXSOZ)

196 You can get those from Amazon for $15/pack.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017


Right you are. About $1.00 per pill. In stock.
https://www.amazon.com/iOSAT-Potassium-Iodide-Tablets-130/dp/B00006NT3A/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (EgwCt)

197 I would think he just needs to pick up the phone and call the Pentagon.
How prepared does he need to be? They've been practicing for this since
the 1950s.
***
Remember how the Republicans were "working" on repealing Obamacare since at least 2010? How did that work out when they actually had the need to go do so?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:12 PM (eSx+E)

198 173 So, are the female Googlers Googlettes?

Posted by: JAS at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (UnDQI)

...

Googlees.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 11, 2017 12:12 PM (yL25O)

199 "Hey, I really like Fresca. And cyclamates as an artificial sweetner are
probably better for you than aspartame, which is widely used now."

Cyclamates: one of the triumphs of the 1970s federal regulatory superstate, coupled to media hysteria.

They caused very slight increases in stomach cancers in rats when fed at ludicrously supraphysiological doses, astronomically in excess of what someone would incur from drinking a few diet sodas.

Nevertheless: screamed about by every hairdo on the teevee, and banned by the FDA at once, Because Health, Citizen!

Canada never banned cyclamates. Decades later, still no uptick in stomach cancer rates in Canuckistan. So the US ban was all a product of media hysteria and government blundering.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 12:13 PM (ujwCG)

200 I'll see your footlocker, and raise you a refrigerator:
"A Video Showed A Crying Infant In A Refrigerator. Two Babysitters Have Been Arrested"

http://tinyurl.com/ydamnjhn

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 12:13 PM (OdK9v)

201 The Micky mouse crowd would be a great Google Company photo for History!

Posted by: Paladin at August 11, 2017 12:13 PM (DPvCq)

202 From January to April, the average daily room rate was $660 compared with $495 for similar hotels,

At Trump's Hotel in DC

I wonder what the Military Rate is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:13 PM (5y11N)

203 "My brain has assigned a voice to gorilla pundit. Sort of a Jack Nicholson character"
----------------------
I hear the guy who does the Arby's ads.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (0jtPF)

204 Posted by: Eisenhower's Farewell Address "

Bbbbut the MILITARYINDUSTRIALCOMPLEX!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (MINbv)

205
Mean girl squad invited a target to a sleepover, threw boiling water on her as she slept.

***
So...what was that thesis that the world would be more peaceful if we removed male political leaders?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (eSx+E)

206 Remember how the Republicans were "working" on repealing Obamacare since at least 2010? How did that work out when they actually had the need to go do so?


Valid point, but comparing the GOP Congress to our military is like comparing Lena Dunham to Gal Gadot.

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (7n4KQ)

207 So the US ban was all a product of media hysteria and government blundering.
-----

Like most everything else.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (T+owd)

208 174 Fox News radio reports hinting that Trump not at all militarily prepared to deal with the Norks. Fair and Balanced.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 11, 2017 12:04 PM (vtcmf)

Well we are probably NOT after the last 8 years. US Military is still underfunded, undermanned, Under maitanced, under supplied, and under trained.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (5y11N)


BUT our military is all trained up on all the latest & greatest SJW policies. We have that going for us.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (jxbfJ)

209 140
What is so scary about the whole Google thing... is that they are still making a metric fuckton of money...



By selling YOUR privacy... and no one seems to care.



Most people STILL use it...



Remember... TANSTAAFL... There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free
Lunch... someone somewhere always has to pay.... so in computers? If
you are not the paying customer, you are the PRODUCT.



Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 11:57 AM (NgKpN)

When I first got my Galaxy Tab II it called me to sign up for their service to access the internet on it. When I started signing in it revealed that I was signing up for Google. I got off and killed everything. I can still buy direct from Amazon for books which they will download to my device.

I refuse to use anything with Google's name on it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (mpXpK)

210 If people are understandably feeling very discouraged and disgusted by acts of violence towards the helpless, you might consider looking at "GoodNews network". Yes, politically it leans left, but it always has several nice stories about acts of kindness and generosity shown to people and cute pictures of animals too:

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 12:14 PM (iVOAv)

211 163 My brain has assigned a voice to gorilla pundit. Sort of a Jack Nicholson character

Yah know what I'm sayin ?
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2017 12:05 PM (M+Lyo


Interesting... When I write GP's monologue, the voice I hear in my mind sounds a lot like Bill Burr's.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 12:15 PM (+Xgkm)

212 Canada never banned cyclamates. Decades later, still no uptick in stomach cancer rates in Canuckistan. So the US ban was all a product of media hysteria and government blundering.

Posted by: torquewrench
----------

How about a nice helping of 'Second hand smoke', with a side of silicone breast implant?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 12:15 PM (OdK9v)

213 >>What's going on at Google confirms that it is in fact a Thing. The new
Diversity officer that was a prime mover here was most recently an
aparatchik with the Hillary campaign.


Related news: Eric Bolling is suing Daily Beast "journalist" Yashar Ali.
Turns out 'Ali' is his middle name, and he's previously gone by Yashar Hedayat - a lobbyist and Hillary fundraiser (twice donated $100k). How many lil' Clinton/Dem operatives are there like this?


https://twitter.com/RAMRANTS/status/895934029173710849

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (NOIQH)

214 Nice way to disfigure someone. I dropped a pot of boiling water on my bare foot one time. All the skin on the top of my foot just slid right off.

Those girls need their asses beat.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (T+owd)

=============

You're nicer than me. I say jail time for the cretins. Barring that, sue the parents into penurity.
Posted by: Jackal at August 11, 2017 12:11 PM (qmbYi)

There is this whole train of leftist thought, and some Christian thought... that people are Good...

That if not TRAINED into Evil, no one will ever be Evil...

And yet... if you open your eyes, we see Evil every damn day.... perpetrated by people who, while not trained into Evil, were also NOT Trained to be good....

Because the ONLY way to Train, is the Carrot, and the Stick. Without consequence for being bad, or breaking rules, people will do bad things...

Sometimes, just because they can.

Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (NgKpN)

215 A military problem with aircraft carriers we don't want to talk about very much: if they get too close to a target country and can be tracked by satellite photos (norks may not have them, but the russians and chinese sure do) then they're vulnerable to ground based ballistic missile fire, ESPECIALLY if its nuclear tipped.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (k1TUh)

216 211. Jackie Mason.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (fA1SL)

217 Won't we send in the trannies and SJW advisers across the DMZ as the first wave of infantry?

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (7n4KQ)

218 "Google started out with the mission statement of 'At least do no evil'"

It was pithier. "Don't be evil."

Of course, one of the things they defined as evil was taking money to alter the ranking of search results, which they swore in the early days of the company would be a profoundly unethical thing to do, and would constitute a huge breach of trust with their user community, and it would never be stooped to at Google.

Until they quietly started doing just that.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (ujwCG)

219 So...what was that thesis that the world would be more peaceful if we removed male political leaders?

Instead of a major war in an isolated region every five to ten years, we'd have a minor war in almost every region... dare I say once per month?

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (eXSOZ)

220 >>How about a nice helping of 'Second hand smoke', with a side of silicone breast implant?

Only if it's served in a BPA dish with Alar on top!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (NOIQH)

221 NGU (and others).

Assuming Phat Boi launches towards Guam. Would (should) we try to use our anti-ballistic missile weapons against them?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (jxbfJ)

222 "My brain has assigned a voice to gorilla pundit. Sort of a Jack Nicholson character"

-
I hear John Wayne.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (Nwg0u)

223 How about a nice helping of 'Second hand smoke',
------

But pot smoke will vastly improve your health and Obamacare is a delicious, all-you-can-eat chocolate cake that actually burns calories!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (T+owd)

224 >>I hear the guy who does the Arby's ads.


Pretty sure that's Brian Denehey.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (eRVww)

225 Well we are probably NOT after the last 8 years. US
Military is still underfunded, undermanned, Under maitanced, under
supplied, and under trained.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (5y11N)

Trained and ready for low intensity combat operations, not for full-spectrum, real-live, no shit war. Worse, I am not sure there is a large enough field of senior officers who can actually define what winning a war may entail as most of their experience is winning battles, meeting limited objectives, without actually achieving a clear cut victory.
Korea will not be Iraq nor Afghanistan, the terrain won't allow the mobility we enjoyed in Iraq, and battling full divisions in mobility restricted areas is not fighting small bands of guerilla fighters with limited weapons capability.
Lastly, the United States is not prepared for the large numbers of American casualties to come. The Grim Milestones of OIF of a couple to a dozen or so dead were too much to bear at times, imagine casualty lists of a hundred or so a day.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (DxWUs)

226 Ezekiel Elliott hit with six-game NFL suspension

Let the Court Games Begin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (5y11N)

227 What is so scary about the whole Google thing... is that they are still making a metric fuckton of money...

By selling YOUR privacy... and no one seems to care.
***
If you wanted to end Google, just promulgate a requirement that for any company to sell your data that they have to get explicit approval for each element of data, and how much they evaluate it as being worth, before they can do so.

Arguably what they are doing now is simple fraud since they aren't falsely claiming their services are free.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:18 PM (eSx+E)

228 220 >>How about a nice helping of 'Second hand smoke', with a side of silicone breast implant?

Only if it's served in a BPA dish with Alar on top!
Posted by: Lizzy

DDT for dessert

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2017 12:18 PM (7n4KQ)

229 fed at ludicrously supraphysiological doses, "

the equivalent of 500 plus cans of soda per DAY.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 11, 2017 12:18 PM (MINbv)

230 212 Canada never banned cyclamates. Decades later, still no uptick in stomach cancer rates in Canuckistan. So the US ban was all a product of media hysteria and government blundering.

Posted by: torquewrench
----------

How about a nice helping of 'Second hand smoke', with a side of silicone breast implant?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 12:15 PM (OdK9v)

/slaps a mosquito....

Don't forget the Mother of all Environmental Scares... DDT...

Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at August 11, 2017 12:18 PM (NgKpN)

231 172
So every president since Clinton either enabled the Norks or did nothing
about them, and now Trump is a f*ck u who isn't militarily prepared.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not
as Smart as Some Birds at August 11, 2017 12:07 PM (psH+N)

Clinton sent Madelein Albright over to give them money.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:18 PM (mpXpK)

232 "This is what got me. What does it mean, they wished Google would have done more? Did they want Damore beaten up and pantsed as well as fired?"

That was what jumped out at me as well. Tar and feathers as he is ridden out of the Google HQ on a rail? Reminds me of the scenes in the movies where the people on their way in a cage to the gallows or guillotine (or even worse places), were pelted with rotten fruit by spectators.

Posted by: RM at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (U3LtS)

233 Nice way to disfigure someone. I dropped a pot of boiling water on my bare foot one time. All the skin on the top of my foot just slid right off.

Those girls need their asses beat.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 11, 2017 12:00 PM (T+owd)


Send a few tire iron Russian girls over for a visit.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (mcI77)

234
Assuming Phat Boi launches towards Guam. Would (should) we try to use our anti-ballistic missile weapons against them?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (jxbfJ)

A) I doubt he will

B) I don't Know...How's that for a answer. Sigh

Long Term FUBARs are just not so easy to solve

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (5y11N)

235 no one expects the spanish inquisition

nor the NORK nuke attack on Guam

nor a Nork nuke on a slow boat from China

or the suicide jihadist with a nuke with no name in El Paso
(can we really identify who made the nuke after it goes off?
and would it matter if the jihadist got it from Iran or NK?)

non-proliferation is failing, thanks Obama

tricky business ... I blame the Clintons as well

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (7Ep0P)

236 Of course, one of the things they defined as evil was taking money to alter the ranking of search results, which they swore in the early days of the company would be a profoundly unethical thing to do, and would constitute a huge breach of trust with their user community, and it would never be stooped to at Google.

Until they quietly started doing just that.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 12:16 PM (ujwCG)




Commissar of Diversity, Inclusion and Hunting Down Non Believers: Comrade, we would never do that. We're good liberals and don't care about money.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (493sH)

237 garrett: Ving Rhames.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (eMKNe)

238 Next new moon is 21 August. We tend to favor striking on the night of the new moon.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 11, 2017 12:19 PM (fA1SL)

239 Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Diversity!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:20 PM (Nwg0u)

240 Gorilla Pundit is the shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2017 12:20 PM (ikvbz)

241 What a great and beautifully well-rounded Morning Rant, OregonMuse.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2017 12:20 PM (LRfkc)

242 >>How about a nice helping of 'Second hand smoke', with a side of silicone breast implant?

Only if it's served in a BPA dish with Alar on top!
Posted by: Lizzy
----------

Delivered by a spontaneously combusting Chevy truck.

Posted by: NBC at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM (OdK9v)

243 >>"This is what got me. What does it mean, they wished Google would have
done more? Did they want Damore beaten up and pantsed as well as fired?"



They wanted everyone who had expressed agreement with Damore to be fired, too. Seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM (NOIQH)

244 I learned in the weeks following the Fukushima meltdowns that California liberals believe potassium iodide is some sort of magical shield against radiation exposure. Radiation, of which they are utterly terrified.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no. Sorry.

Shitfire, if it were that simple, just dose up the plant workforce with lots of KI, then send them into the wrecked reactor containments with jackhammers to start busting up those big lumps of corium.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM (ujwCG)

245 They rinos are plannong ro lose the midterms to return to the status quo.

Posted by: Muns at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM (wtTC9)

246 And these pictures are nice and funny or uplifting:

http://tinyurl.com/hojpy4b

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 12:22 PM (iVOAv)

247 233. Kak on govorit 'Don't start none, won't be none', po Russki?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 11, 2017 12:22 PM (fA1SL)

248 "Whatever this is we're living through under Sir Scalpweasel, it certainly isn't any sort of renaissance of bona fide laissez-faire conservatism.


Trump's not a conservative. Never has been, never will be.

He is who we thought he was - a whole lot better than Felonia von Pantsuit, and holding some conservative-ish beliefs that he actually intends to act upon-unlike the True Principled Conservatives (tm) , who talk a big game and turn Dem Lite in office.

He was the best option we had. You fight with the army you have, and he's our army.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 11, 2017 12:22 PM (ul9CR)

249 Officer 1: I have a request from Alpha Company for an air strike on position X.

Officer 2: Copy, will seek approval

[minutes pass]

Officer 2 to Jag Officer: I have a request for an air strike on this position X

Jag Officer: Denied, according to my records the rare three toed mosquito lives in the area they want the air strike. Also please tell them they aren't allowed to use explosives, projectiles, or incendiary devices. Rolled up towels are ok though.

[minutes pass]

Officer 2 to Officer 1: It was nice knowing you Officer 1.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:22 PM (eSx+E)

250 Clinton sent Madelein Albright over to give them money.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:18 PM (mpXpK)


Four billion dollars for 'rural electrification' or some such. The satellite images of North Korea at night look unchanged from two decades ago.

Almost as if the North Korean leaders took the money and spent it on something else. It's a head-scratcher.

I will say this... Phat Boi may be the first person to ever 'pull one over' on the Clinton's without ending up dead.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 12:22 PM (EgwCt)

251 I wish to ride the thermonuclear weapon from the bomb bay of a B-52 like a bucking bronco over NORK.

Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 12:22 PM (gbWkA)

252 Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (DxWUs)

I am not advocating and never have a ground war in North Korea. IF we took action I would assume it would mostly constitute Air Power and Special Forces. Any Ground action on a larger scale would probably be the focus of the South Korean Military. Now where that would all lead is an open question.

Again- the big mistake was letting it ever get to this point...and of course the wise men in DC are following the same script in Iran Sigh

I see no good outcome and worse to come.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:23 PM (5y11N)

253 oh boy, this is gonna be a good court case:

Ezekiel Elliot suspended 6 games for "domestic violence"...

in a case in which no charges were filed and the original investigators stated that the accuser "lacked credibility". Also, she was heard announcing that she was "going to ruin Elliot's career".

And Goodall signed onto this and bought everything she claimed hook, line, and sinker.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 12:23 PM (k1TUh)

254 They wanted everyone who had expressed agreement with Damore to be fired, too. Seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM (NOIQH)



All in the name of diversity, comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2017 12:24 PM (493sH)

255 On the negative side of things Trump wouldn't have been considered a conservative by say 1988 standards.

On the positive side of things he's willing to fight for his 1980ish centrism.

On the we are f***ed side of things he's actually more conservative then most elected Republicans.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:24 PM (eSx+E)

256 big lumps of corium.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM (ujwCG)

I think I've got some corium dinnerware.

Posted by: BignJames at August 11, 2017 12:24 PM (x9c8r)

257 My brain has assigned a voice to gorilla pundit. Sort of a Jack Nicholson character



I hear Gilbert Gottfried.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (eRVww)


Heh, that works too

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2017 12:24 PM (M+Lyo)

258 I see no good outcome and worse to come.
------

THAT is my wonderful legacy. That and gargling jizz.

Posted by: Barry at August 11, 2017 12:24 PM (T+owd)

259 People are nuts. Boiling water poured on someone at a sleepover? Seriously? I still have a scar over a year later where I accidentally spilled about a half cup of boiling water on my wrist. Should be some real serious, life changing consequences.

And the monsters that put the girl in the suitcase to bake and die?

Seems like a dark, dark world sometimes.

Posted by: RM at August 11, 2017 12:25 PM (U3LtS)

260 Actually, people in my generation had higher levels of radioactivity in their systems due to all the above ground testing. Drinking mike produced by cows eating grass in the Midwest tainted by fallout, I was told.

Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 12:25 PM (gbWkA)

261 I am not advocating and never have a ground war in North Korea. IF we
took action I would assume it would mostly constitute Air Power and
Special Forces. Any Ground action on a larger scale would probably be
the focus of the South Korean Military. Now where that would all lead
is an open question.



Again- the big mistake was letting it ever get to this point...and
of course the wise men in DC are following the same script in Iran
Sigh



I see no good outcome and worse to come.

We would lose with that plan Doc. I was a planner on the III MEF portion of OPlan 5027 in 2009. It would take a heavy investment from ground forces, US and ROK to defeat the NorK's. Airpower and Special Operations would accomplish nothing.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at August 11, 2017 12:26 PM (DxWUs)

262 >>One Elderly Lady, One Puppet and a Squirrel...

Heh - Thanks for that link, Fenelon!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:26 PM (NOIQH)

263 224 >>I hear the guy who does the Arby's ads.

Pretty sure that's Brian Denehey.
Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (eRVww)
--------------------------------
Maybe you're right.
I know for certain he plays most of the big sandwiches.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 11, 2017 12:26 PM (0jtPF)

264 "On the negative side of things Trump wouldn't have been considered a conservative by say 1988 standards."

Please explain why not.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (+7/1f)

265 Google mob: "HE'S A WITCH!"


Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (e1mEI)

266 Milk not mike...

Posted by: Strobe at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (gbWkA)

267 South Korea has a higher GDP and population then North Korea. If they aren't spending enough to significantly outclass North Korean last forces well, they should try their politicians for treason.

We should offer to help with ships, planes, and nukes (and we should use them), with the expectation it is mostly South Korean land forces fighting for...South Korea.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (eSx+E)

268 Assuming Phat Boi launches towards Guam. Would (should) we try to use our anti-ballistic missile weapons against them?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 11, 2017 12:17 PM (jxbfJ)


I'm not a military expert by any stretch of the imagination, but why wouldn't we shoot down any missiles we see coming towards our territory? Why do we even bother to have the missile defense grid in the first place if we aren't going to use the bloody thing?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (KUaJL)

269 >>Drinking mike produced by cows eating grass in the Midwest tainted by fallout


Only the Chocolate Milk was tainted.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:27 PM (eRVww)

270 Why should those lying scum take it upon themselves to destroy somebody's life?

It's in the "job description"?

Posted by: Paladin at August 11, 2017 12:28 PM (DPvCq)

271 243 >>"This is what got me. What does it mean, they wished Google would have
done more? Did they want Damore beaten up and pantsed as well as fired?"

They wanted everyone who had expressed agreement with Damore to be fired, too. Seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2017 12:21 PM



Google receives about 2 million resumes a year from all over the world. They can pick and choose who they want to fill their positions. If the majority of stockholders want a Marxist-socialist work environment, then that's what they will create. The only real surprise here is they are going about it so stupidly.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2017 12:28 PM (0tfLf)

272 I will become the first female pope! And everything I say will be infallible and all the Catholics will have to believe me and convert to Islam and I will be the first female Caliph! And I WILL KILL ALL KUFFIR UNBELIEVING MOTHER F*CKERS!!! HAHA!

Posted by: Pope Hillary I at August 11, 2017 12:28 PM (/qEW2)

273 We would lose with that plan Doc. I was a planner on the III MEF portion of OPlan 5027 in 2009. It would take a heavy investment from ground forces, US and ROK to defeat the NorK's. Airpower and Special Operations would accomplish nothing.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at August 11, 2017 12:26 PM (DxWUs)

I believe you. But we're gonna lose in some way anyway. Either lose big or lose bigger. As I said the chance to end this without loses long since has passed. And of course, does this Country, or this Countries Leadership have the stomach for a large Attack?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:29 PM (5y11N)

274 Phat Boi may be the first person to ever 'pull one over' on the Clinton's without ending up dead"

Ah, Kim Jong Il kicked the bucket. Allegedly a heart attack...


Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (MINbv)

275 >>ssuming Phat Boi launches towards Guam. Would (should) we try to use our anti-ballistic missile weapons against them?


Why bother?

We can watch them prep launches on Satellite, apparently.

So. Nuke them.

Preferably from Orbit.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (eRVww)

276 George H.W. Bush was the RINO President in 1988. He was a big drop after RR. And it was said RR hated him but the RNCe forced him on Reagan.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (mpXpK)

277 212 Canada never banned cyclamates. Decades later, still no uptick in stomach cancer rates in Canuckistan. So the US ban was all a product of media hysteria and government blundering.

Posted by: torquewrench
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How about a nice helping of 'Second hand smoke', with a side of silicone breast implant?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 12:15 PM (OdK9v)



It was the protective effect of Alar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (SRKgf)

278 Interesting... When I write GP's monologue, the voice I hear in my mind sounds a lot like Bill Burr's.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 11, 2017 12:15 PM (+Xgkm)
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I hear Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.

Posted by: bluebell at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (UoSKV)

279 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (mpXpK)

280 I can see Fat Boy lobbing missiles in the direction of Guam, but not aimed at Guam, as a provocation.

I'd sink a NORK sub underwater on the Q-T in retaliation.

If Fat Boy is rational, he doesn't want a war. If he isn't, better to have the war now.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 12:30 PM (+7/1f)

281 "I see no good outcome and worse to come."

Oh come on, that's life in general. When you're young, you have foolish dreams that things will be better and better, but after a certain age you realize how nonsensical that is. But it's not so terrible - once you accept that we're all headed to hell in a handbasket, and that each of us personally is going to die even sooner than that, then you can relax and just try to enjoy each day for what it brings - a pretty sunset, a nice merlot. Take pleasure in what you can see and what you can feel, and accept that everything other than that is just entertainment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (k1TUh)

282 They caused very slight increases in stomach cancers in rats when fed at
ludicrously supraphysiological doses, astronomically in excess of what
someone would incur from drinking a few diet sodas.



They didn't cause any increase in cancer rates until they were directly injected into the livers of test rats. That is what got them banned. After they were banned a scientist showed that injecting normal saline solution caused precisely the same rate of liver cancer. A third study showed that simply jabbing needles into rat's livers caused the same rates of liver cancer. In other words there is zero evidence that cyclamates cause cancer. They remain banned for all the same reasons that the British had a civil service position for somebody to watch for Napoleon invading well into the 21st century; once a bureaucratic decision is made it is never overruled.

Posted by: An Observation at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (h/tzE)

283 So. Nuke them.

Preferably from Orbit."

*sigh*

Where's the Saturn V when we need one...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (MINbv)

284 273. Hence, we involve PRC. And hopefully sow doubts of the 'well-I'd-better-snuff-this-dude-before-he-snuffs-me' variety among Kim and his generals.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 11, 2017 12:31 PM (fA1SL)

285 It was the protective effect of Alar.
======

WHAT. ARE. WE. DOING. TO. OUR. CHILDREN??!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Meryl Fuckhead Streep at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (vg8iE)

286 Why should those lying scum take it upon themselves to destroy somebody's life?

-
Progressivism is a harsh mistress and a worse master.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (Nwg0u)

287 Trump quotes:

[I'm] liberal on health care, we have to take care of people that are sick

I do favor a very strong domestic-partnership law that guarantees gay
people the same legal protection and rights as married people. I think
it's important for gay couples who are committed to each other to not be
hassled when it comes to inheritance, insurance benefits, and other
simple everyday rights.

I could find other issues as well...

Trump is functionality conservative because he is to the right of the Dems and the GOPe. But he isn't actually conservative.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (eSx+E)

288 How can I write an advertisement that excludes leftists from purchase?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (EgwCt)

Use proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (AURKQ)

289 Funny how many times we rediscover the Republicans are not only not Conservative, but really Democrats. The really odd ducks are the people that point out the non-Conservative GOPe, that claim to be Conservative as examples of how Conservative philosophy is failed.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2017 12:33 PM (m0074)

290 134 It's not an "authentic" Mexican restaurant unless your ass is bleeding after you've eaten there.

Don't you mean Greek restaurant?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (hikCO)

291 Trump is functionality conservative because he is to the right of the Dems and the GOPe. But he isn't actually conservative.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:32 PM (eSx+E)

I'll take Trump and raise ya a McConnell, a Ryan, A McCain, and the 2 female bobsie twin RINOs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (5y11N)

292 "This is what got me. What does it mean, they wished Google would have

done more? Did they want Damore beaten up and pantsed as well as fired?"
___
Well, you could at least have locked him in a small plastic box in the Arizona heat.

Posted by: The Tolerant Left at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (eSx+E)

293 They should make them wear outfits that look like it came from Doctor Evil's wardrobe.

Hugo Boss would work.

Posted by: Paladin at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (DPvCq)

294 My brain has assigned a voice to gorilla pundit. Sort of a Jack Nicholson character



I hear Gilbert Gottfried.

Posted by: garrett at August 11, 2017 12:10 PM (eRVww)


Heh, that works too

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway


I went with Jerry Seinfeld.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (AM1GF)

295 And I've posted it before, but here goes.

Fifty states in 50 beautiful pictures:

http://tinyurl.com/nskz9mo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 12:34 PM (iVOAv)

296 "I see no good outcome and worse to come."

-
The future's uncertain but the end is always near.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 11, 2017 12:35 PM (Nwg0u)

297
I'll take Trump and raise ya a McConnell, a Ryan, A McCain, and the 2 female bobsie twin RINOs
***
Yes, that's the problem. Trumpism is what a rational "leftwing" traditionalist Democrat party would look like.

Though I would prefer the two major parties to be conservative and *real* libertarian. There is nothing of value in the modern left, the modern Democrats, or the modern Libertarian Party.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2017 12:36 PM (eSx+E)

298
We should offer to help with ships, planes, and nukes (and we should
use them), with the expectation it is mostly South Korean land forces
fighting for...South Korea.
=====

SoKo got rid of it's elected president on somewhat shady grounds. The one now is very much an internationalist. Hints are that the globalist agenda won't work, however, because NoKo is so unbelievably nucking futs.

Let's hope that SoKo gets a spine and decides survival is more important than 'international' approbation. (I still want to know how that SoKo coup was arranged.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 11, 2017 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

299 SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
EMERGENCY ACTION MESSAGE FOLLOWS

LIMA ALPHA UNIFORM NOVEMBER CHARLIE HOTEL.

Things you never want to hear.

Posted by: Offut AFB at August 11, 2017 12:38 PM (mcI77)

300 " the majority of stockholders want a
Marxist-socialist work environment, then that's what they will create.
The only real surprise here is they are going about it so stupidly.
Posted by: Diogenes

stockholders just want to ride the juiced up markets to more free money. 25 years of "irrational exuberance" and easy money lets these gogo guys go 20 years on momentum with no profits, as Amazon did in driving others out of business. That is not how "capitalism" works ... capital is supposed to yield a return, not just attract more duped investors.

They did it with the help of the globalists (and fed policy). Seems like a Ponzi scheme to me ... middle America will lose if it pops, but Soros and the gamblers will be short. (or get bailouts).

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (7Ep0P)

301 "But he isn't actually conservative. "

I'd disagree.

Government is involved in healthcare. That's not going to end. No "conservative" was going to make it end back in 1988. That ship had sailed.

Being for gay civil unions (not marriage) is only Not Conservative if you define it that way. Also, many Social Conservatives would trade that for wins on abortion.

What's "conservative" was never well-defined, and now means nothing as a political rubric.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2017 12:39 PM (+7/1f)

302 The Arizona case reminded me of this one which I saw a show about a while ago.

http://tinyurl.com/ycg4uemt

" Reso put up a fight, and in the struggle, Seale shot him in the arm. Instead of treating the wound, they bound and gagged the victim and stuffed him into a wooden box with air holes. It would become his coffin.

The next stop was a storage facility, where the Seales locked Reso, still in the box, in a shed. They left him there, despite temperatures that soared to 100 degrees during the day. No medication was offered for his wound, other than a dab of antiseptic, and he got no nourishment, except water, tangerines and vitamins.

He survived three days.
"

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 11, 2017 12:40 PM (d3wbb)

303
97 Gorilla: "FUCK WALT DISNEY. I said it. Bitch got mice and dogs and pantless ducks and movies about lions and elephants and FUCKING FISH but can't have a gorilla in anything more than a bit part! FUCK YOU WALTER!! You know who pays the bills at your stupid zoo! Ain't nobody showing up to look at mice, but the monkey house got the line out the door and around the block!! Cracker."
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 11, 2017 11:47 AM (dueIV)

Slander, I say, slander! You, sir, shall be hearing from our solicitors!

Posted by: Cracker Manufacturers Association at August 11, 2017 12:42 PM (e1mEI)

304 I didn't know that Googlers were holding meetings in the 30's, and doing so masked so everyone felt safe.

Posted by: geoffb5 at August 11, 2017 12:43 PM (d3wbb)

305 "let us not forget what unites us as a company - a desire to build products that make a big difference in their lives"


We are building a fighting force of extra-ordinary magnitude! We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude!

Posted by: Doctor Klahn at August 11, 2017 12:45 PM (/qEW2)

306 Well, Google is proving they're shitty at damage control.

Everyone here can see right through them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2017 12:47 PM (eMKNe)

307 And I'm always dubious about headlines that say something like "Most hilarious animal photos ever" because they probably aren't-and these aren't- but these did make me laugh:

http://tinyurl.com/y7yf7may

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2017 12:48 PM (iVOAv)

308 Drinking mike produced by cows eating grass in the Midwest tainted by fallout, I was told.
Posted by: Strobe
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Hmm. I wonder what the RDA of Strontium-90 is?

I am from that era, and I only drool and stutter a little bit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2017 12:52 PM (OdK9v)

309 US Military is still underfunded, undermanned, Under maitanced, under supplied, and under trained.

Fair to middling dentition, though.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 11, 2017 12:56 PM (H5rtT)

310 Mmmm! Coca Cola!

It's a potion I been workin on for science class where, if you drink it, it turns you into an axe wielding, homicidal maniac. It's basically a cure ... for not bein an axe wielding, homicidal maniac. The potential market's enormous.

Posted by: Vyvyan at August 11, 2017 01:05 PM (/qEW2)

311 Mickey Mouse Club stoned watching Fantasia. Wait, that was in the sixties and seventies.

Posted by: Esteve at August 11, 2017 02:44 PM (dHl3N)

312 130 How can I write an advertisement that excludes leftists from purchase?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 11, 2017 11:54 AM (EgwCt)
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Why wouldn't you want to take their money? My philosophy is to funnel progressive money into conservative hands, and prevent conservative funds from going to progressives, whenever possible.

Posted by: Mayday at August 11, 2017 04:07 PM (7uC5o)

313 Hill is alive! with the sounds of hiccups..............ex pee alidocious.

OUTHOUSEN NEIN WHITEHOUSEN

Posted by: saf at August 12, 2017 06:28 AM (cS/ge)

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