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Another Vehicular Ramming Attack in Paris, Directed at Group of Soldiers; Six Injured, Perp Arrested

They're not sending their best people.

Authorities in France aren’t quite saying this was terrorism yet but they are saying the attack was deliberate. The suspect sat in a rented BMW waiting for a shift change then accelerated into a group of six soldiers.

Pat Poole, citing an NBC report, says the suspect is, get this, a North African man.

According to the French paper Le Figaro, the suspect is being called "Hamoud B." by police. They claim he was previously unknown to intelligence services, though he had been flagged for (I don't know French law, so this is a guess) an infraction of the law regarding foreign visitors to the country.

Le Fig identifies him as Algerian and says he is currently too injured to be interviewed by police.

They were rammed while changing shift not far from city hall.

Posted by: Ace at 03:05 PM




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1 we cmay never know. probably a new soda tax pissed him off. who knows?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 09, 2017 03:06 PM (KP5rU)

2 At least Marco didn't do it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2017 03:06 PM (IqV8l)

3 Give folks enough ROP, they'll hang themselves?

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at August 09, 2017 03:07 PM (IaWeR)

4 We may never know the motive.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 09, 2017 03:08 PM (ul9CR)

5 We will, unfortunately, never know the motive.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 09, 2017 03:08 PM (Kh1aH)

6 What hash is this?? On public transit.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at August 09, 2017 03:08 PM (IaWeR)

7 In Paris unknown perps who previously were known as "Jean Deaux" are now known as "Hamoud B."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 03:08 PM (Mouru)

8

INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) – A Southport police officer was struck by a vehicle at IU Health Methodist Hospital Wednesday morning.

The incident happened in the 20 block of West 16th Street just before 11 a.m.

The officer, who was struck, then fired shots at the vehicle.

The officer suffered non-life threatening injuries in the collision.
Both suspects are now in custody following the incident. One suspect was confirmed as male and the other is believed to be a transgender.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2017 03:08 PM (IqV8l)

9 Friggin Lutherans.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at August 09, 2017 03:09 PM (cHQtB)

10 "Le Fig identifies him as Algerian and says he is currently too injured to be interviewed by police"

Must have taken him on a "van ride" on way to station.

Too bad for him and his family that it didn't happen in the U.S. Ghetto lottery winners!

Posted by: DitkaCA at August 09, 2017 03:09 PM (kVjCi)

11 We may never know the motive.

*rimshot*

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 09, 2017 03:09 PM (Mouru)

12 Are those North Africans predominantly Presbyterian or Methodist, I forget...

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 09, 2017 03:09 PM (kufk0)

13 "Another Vehicular Ramming Attack in Paris, Directed at Group of Soldiers; Six Injured, Perp Arrested"

- Where was Marco Rubio when this happened?

FIFY Ace.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:10 PM (i17ZZ)

14 12 Are those North Africans predominantly Presbyterian or Methodist, I forget...

Bits of lime jello with shaved carrots in it found at the scene.

Lutherans.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 09, 2017 03:10 PM (ul9CR)

15 Deaths like these are just unimportant background clutter on the road to building a gloriously diverse society.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 03:10 PM (Mouru)

16 Maybe they've run out of their best people. Takes time and practice to learn to drive a manual transmission.

Posted by: SGTYork at August 09, 2017 03:11 PM (ITvKk)

17 Google immediately sent the driver an invitation to fill out a job application.

Posted by: SGTYork at August 09, 2017 03:12 PM (ITvKk)

18 Maybe they've run out of their best people. Takes time and practice to learn to drive a manual transmission.


The guy wasn't a complete idiot. After all, he did buy the collision damage waiver.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 03:12 PM (Mouru)

19 Thanks G-D Paris is a Sanctuary City

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2017 03:12 PM (SjImc)

20 My take after reading the comments is that we may never know the motive.

Posted by: wth at August 09, 2017 03:12 PM (HgMAr)

21 They'll never catch me!

Posted by: Hamoud C. at August 09, 2017 03:12 PM (vtcmf)

22 "You don't love the Religion of Pieces? Well then I'm bringing in 35 Million more of them! So there, NYAAAAH!"

-Your Betters

Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2017 03:12 PM (XMDuf)

23

trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at August 09, 2017 03:12 PM (QvI/V)

24 Here's a phrase the French police should learn;" Tirer pour tuer "

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:13 PM (i17ZZ)

25 Le Fig identifies him as Algerian and says he is currently too injured to be interviewed by police.


Bunk. When you're a terrorist you're never "too injured" to be interviewed by the police.

Hopefully with pliers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 03:13 PM (Mouru)

26 <<The guy wasn't a complete idiot. After all, he did buy the collision damage waiver.>>

That's why they don't do this kind of thing in America. Hertz, Enterprise, Alamo and all the other major renters have a "no terrorism" clause that you have to put your initials next to. That kind of thing is unbreakable.

Posted by: SGTYork at August 09, 2017 03:14 PM (ITvKk)

27 Are we sure it wasn't Caitlyn Jenner?

Posted by: SGTYork at August 09, 2017 03:15 PM (ITvKk)

28
The War of Northern African Aggression.

Damn Yanqis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 03:15 PM (mbhDw)

29 How soon before they want to outlaw BIG cars, SUV and Trucks, it would fit in with the Environmentalist mindset of banning cars.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 09, 2017 03:15 PM (dKiJG)

30 We have thoroughly investigated this incident and conclude that it has no connection to terrorism. Anyone suggesting otherwise risks investigation and prosecution for hate crimes.

Posted by: FBI at August 09, 2017 03:15 PM (0mRoj)

31 "You don't love the Religion of Pieces? Well then I'm bringing in 35 Million more of them! So there, NYAAAAH!"

-Your Betters

Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2017 03:12 PM (XMDuf)


meh, armed americans will just have to shoot 3 times.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2017 03:15 PM (aMlLZ)

32 Le Fig identifies him as Algerian and says he is currently too injured to be interviewed by police.

I thought I heard on the radio news he was later caught in a shootout with the police. Thus the injuries.

Posted by: johnd01 at August 09, 2017 03:15 PM (ukNFU)

33 says he is currently too injured to be interviewed by police.

...

those airbags can really do a number on a guy.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 09, 2017 03:15 PM (yL25O)

34 Once we all have autonomously-driving vehicles this kind of shit won't happen.

See? Problem solved.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 03:16 PM (Mouru)

35 france should just stop reporting this shit. it happens evry damn day. quite racist, i might add. they got what they wanted.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 09, 2017 03:16 PM (KP5rU)

36 BMW: The Ultimate Durka Machine.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 09, 2017 03:16 PM (eXSOZ)

37 those airbags can really do a number on a guy.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 09, 2017 03:15 PM (yL25O)

Married men know this.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:16 PM (0mRoj)

38 So what you are saying is that they had more investment in the BMW that in the idiot's training? / driving skillz?

Posted by: Paladin at August 09, 2017 03:17 PM (WujO7)

39 BMW: The Ultimate Durka Machine.

Front Frog-catcher optional.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 03:17 PM (Mouru)

40 They'll ban cars before they restrict immigration from third world hellholes

Posted by: brak at August 09, 2017 03:17 PM (5iU/N)

41 More to come in tomorrow's edition of Le Pomme de Terre.

Posted by: Le Fig at August 09, 2017 03:17 PM (vtcmf)

42 According to the French paper Le Figaro, the suspect is being called "Hamoud B."
---
Initial only. I guess they don't want anyone to check his Twitter or Facebook.

Posted by: davidt at August 09, 2017 03:17 PM (XoldI)

43 currently too injured to be interviewed by police


From the sounds of it he has already had one interview.

Posted by: IP at August 09, 2017 03:17 PM (UmSfZ)

44 Le Fig identifies him as Algerian and says he is currently too injured to be interviewed by police.

Poor widdle baby get an owie? Come over here coochie coochie and we'll kiss it for you.

Posted by: Obama Voter at August 09, 2017 03:18 PM (HgMAr)

45 i quit caring after 9/12/2001. nobody is serious about this crap. diversity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 09, 2017 03:19 PM (KP5rU)

46 He was a good fig.

Posted by: Le Fig at August 09, 2017 03:19 PM (vtcmf)

47 One wonders what Google's Diversity Manager has to say about this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2017 03:19 PM (YV+SU)

48 The New Normal.

Posted by: oddnot is fed up at August 09, 2017 03:19 PM (g1MTt)

49 Move along, move along. No Islam to see here. Move along.

Posted by: aelfheld at August 09, 2017 03:19 PM (IxDhF)

50 I'm sure he just wanted a better life. Good wines, great food, French women to admire, pick up a Beemer on any street corner.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 09, 2017 03:19 PM (NUDNM)

51 The Le Fig description sounds like they are introducing him at a game show;

"And out next contestant is a father of eight from Algeria. He likes long strolls on the beach in Gaza, Jihad, Libyan music, VBIED's and trying to murder members of the French military by running them over with his car- let's give a big, hearty welcome, especially from you infidels, for Abd al Bari!!!!"

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:20 PM (i17ZZ)

52 Rejected movie titles: BMW M for Murder

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 09, 2017 03:20 PM (eXSOZ)

53 Does the French Press worry about backlash against innocent Muslims like our press does here?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 03:20 PM (no/Pv)

54 A Beemer Runs Through It

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:20 PM (0mRoj)

55 Maybe they've run out of their best people. Takes time and practice to learn to drive a manual transmission.


To be fair, he was attempting a very difficult 7-10 split.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 03:20 PM (Mouru)

56 If only France had a demand-based immigraton system.

Oh, wait--they do.

Posted by: Sen. Marco Little, United States of A Merkel at August 09, 2017 03:21 PM (y7VOF)

57 This, too, can be absorbed.

Posted by: Baby Macron at August 09, 2017 03:22 PM (vtcmf)

58 McMaster approves of this action.

Note: Never trust anyone who shaves their head or wears a bow-tie.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2017 03:23 PM (mcI77)

59 Hamoud Blumenthal?

Posted by: Mostly Harmless Lurker in you backyard at night at August 09, 2017 03:23 PM (1L9V9)

60 Remember the fake BMW ad about the automatic braking system and it had them running over little Hitler and he was sprawled dead in the shape of a swastica

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 09, 2017 03:23 PM (dKiJG)

61
The Man Who Downshifted Too Much.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 03:24 PM (mbhDw)

62 They're not refugees - it's an invasion.

All these stabby, slashy, drivey, bomby perps are adult men, 18-35 ('ish?), right?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 03:24 PM (NOIQH)

63 53 Does the French Press worry about backlash against innocent Muslims like our press does here?
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 03:20 PM (no/Pv)

It's odd that jihadis never worry about backlash against innocent Muslims.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks. at August 09, 2017 03:24 PM (hJrjt)

64 57 This, too, can be absorbed.
Posted by: Baby Macron at August 09, 2017 03:22 PM (vtcmf)


"Huh?"

- - Landru

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 03:24 PM (mbhDw)

65 To be fair, he was attempting a very difficult 7-10 split.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 03:20 PM (Mouru)


Gallows humor. Fitting for France.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 09, 2017 03:24 PM (EgwCt)

66 37 those airbags can really do a number on a guy.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 09, 2017 03:15 PM (yL25O)

Married men know this.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:16 PM (0mRoj)


THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at August 09, 2017 03:25 PM (Fmupd)

67 France needs Common Sense Car Control laws. Like Hawaii has.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 03:25 PM (3OIiX)

68 63 53 Does the French Press worry about backlash against innocent Muslims like our press does here?
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 03:20 PM (no/Pv)

It's odd that jihadis never worry about backlash against innocent Muslims.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks. at August 09, 2017 03:24 PM (hJrjt)


The French Press is not just about coffee anymore.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 03:25 PM (mbhDw)

69 When Pooky was in England in 2015, his unit was told not to wear their uniforms off of Mildenhall. This was annoying, since their hotel/castle was about 45 minutes away, so they had to bring their uniforms in while wearing civvies. It was disgraceful, really, that the response from the Lee Rigby attack was "Mustn't offend the Muslims" instead of "Make sure they never even THINK about it again."

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 09, 2017 03:25 PM (XKZwp)

70 OT but forget to tell y'all that I passed a Google Street Level camera car on way back from lunch today and was able to look into the camera and tell them they were #1.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 03:25 PM (no/Pv)

71 Don't those idiot soldiers get the memo that this is just part of the experience of living in a big city?

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 09, 2017 03:26 PM (rznWS)

72 McMaster approves of this action.

Note: Never trust anyone who shaves their head or wears a bow-tie.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2017 03:23 PM (mcI77)

Hey now...I don't wear a bow tie...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 03:26 PM (3OIiX)

73 If the street sign were in Arabic things like this would never happen.

Posted by: Obama Voter at August 09, 2017 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

74 so can we call him an asian like the brits do?

XXOO

french newsies

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 09, 2017 03:27 PM (AU4SY)

75 Dead French soldiers? That's not important now. How can we #BlameTrump?

Posted by: The Leg-Humping Media, in Need of a New Leg at August 09, 2017 03:27 PM (y7VOF)

76 meh, armed americans will just have to shoot 3 times.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2017 03:15 PM (aMlLZ)

If somebody is worth shooting once, they're worth shooting a whole lotta times.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 03:27 PM (3OIiX)

77 Deep down in Algeria close to the Mosque of green
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a hut cabin made of mud and sad
Where lived a country boy named Hamoud B. Badde
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could drive a death car just like a-going to hell

Go go
Go Hamoud go!
Go
Go Hamoud go!
Go
Go Hamoud go!
Go
Go Hamoud go!
Go
Hamoud B. Badde, tonight!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 03:28 PM (Nwg0u)

78 Good on you, Jack Sock

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 03:28 PM (3OIiX)

79 51 The Le Fig description sounds like they are introducing him at a game show;

"And out next contestant is a father of eight from Algeria. He likes long strolls on the beach in Gaza, Jihad, Libyan music, VBIED's and trying to murder members of the French military by running them over with his car- let's give a big, hearty
welcome, especially from you infidels, for Abd al Bari!!!!"


Death to America!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 09, 2017 03:28 PM (ul9CR)

80 Mama Macron is so hawt.

Posted by: Hamoud C. at August 09, 2017 03:29 PM (vtcmf)

81 Don't listen to my stupid brother.

Posted by: Hamoud D. at August 09, 2017 03:30 PM (vtcmf)

82 Why am I picturing a bunch of baguettes flying up in the air?

Posted by: Dang at August 09, 2017 03:30 PM (8b+oT)

83 I saw an Amazon delivery car in the neighborhood today. I didn't know such things existed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2017 03:30 PM (IqV8l)

84 The bow tie with ASU is part of the Big Green dress code. And if you rule out people in the military who shave their heads as "not trustworthy" you're barking up the wrong tree. That covers a lot of very good trigger pullers.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:30 PM (i17ZZ)

85 Beemer of Peace.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 09, 2017 03:31 PM (fA1SL)

86 BMW: Bavarian Murder Wagon.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 09, 2017 03:31 PM (ifORZ)

87 I saw an Amazon delivery car in the neighborhood today. I didn't know such things existed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2017 03:30 PM (IqV8l)
_____


Cool, around here they look just like postal vans.

Posted by: IP at August 09, 2017 03:31 PM (UmSfZ)

88 80 Mama Macron is so hawt.

Oh, Mrs. Macron, I'm looking at you... You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you - you're a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Macron, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman... You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?

Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 09, 2017 03:32 PM (mcI77)

89 I took Algebra in high school. Hated it. This Algebrian guy sounds like a real ass hole.

Posted by: Dang at August 09, 2017 03:32 PM (8b+oT)

90 -reads North Korean threats against Guam, jealous of attention-

"We declare a Jihad on the decadent Westerners of the Virgin Islands!"

Posted by: ISIS at August 09, 2017 03:32 PM (V/f/L)

91 Just in case anyone didn't catch the reference and thinks I've gone sudden-jihadi, By "death to America" I was referencing the hilarious MadTV al-Jizz sketches:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/nocvffp

Wouldn't want anyone not familiar with them to think I was serious.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 09, 2017 03:33 PM (ul9CR)

92 Pat Poole, citing an NBC report, says the suspect is, get this, a North African man.

So this is according to the Poole report?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 09, 2017 03:33 PM (tMFgx)

93 @47: "
One wonders what Google's Diversity Manager has to say about this."

White supremacists inflict grievous bodily injury upon undocumented worker, and damage his vehicle.

Posted by: Google's Diversity Manager at August 09, 2017 03:33 PM (rznWS)

94 318i's Wide Shut

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 09, 2017 03:33 PM (eXSOZ)

95 Let me know if you need me. Standing by!

Posted by: The Guy Who Sings "Imagine" When Muslims Do Crazy Things at August 09, 2017 03:33 PM (qJhUV)

96 BMW = Black Man>Whitie

Posted by: Dang at August 09, 2017 03:34 PM (8b+oT)

97 The Lorrykillers

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 09, 2017 03:34 PM (eXSOZ)

98 These jihadis could never compete in freestyle normie flattening, the #2 favorite sport of Kekistan, after Girls Gone Viking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 09, 2017 03:35 PM (fA1SL)

99 Unvorgeladen

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 09, 2017 03:35 PM (eXSOZ)

100 I need his last name for my List. No initials.

Posted by: RI Red - Making a List at August 09, 2017 03:35 PM (f879h)

101
Le Fig identifies him as Algerian and says he is currently too injured to be interviewed by police

In War of the Flea, that didn't slow them down

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2017 03:35 PM (oNNJp)

102 >>Does the French Press worry about backlash against innocent Muslims like our press does here?




Think maybe they're more concerned about losing their audience/customers?
France is now over 20% Muslim.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 03:36 PM (NOIQH)

103 @69: "It was disgraceful, really, that the response from the Lee Rigby attack
was "Mustn't offend the Muslims" instead of "Make sure they never even
THINK about it again.""

But the West is totally gonna find it's balls and go all John Woo-y on those jihadis if they provoke us much more. Swearsies realsies.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 09, 2017 03:36 PM (rznWS)

104 We all can see this as:

The Fruition of the New World Order

The Decline of the West

The Evolutionary Consequences of Self-Loathing

The Law of Unintended Consequences

Socialism Getting Its' Comeuppance

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 03:36 PM (zSVEm)

105 Pretty clever of the French elite to import guillotines for their proles. The best part is calling the headless Frogs racist.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 09, 2017 03:36 PM (YV+SU)

106 >>Wouldn't want anyone not familiar with them to think I was serious.


That MadTV sketch is a classic.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 03:37 PM (NOIQH)

107 Play Autobahn For Mich

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 09, 2017 03:37 PM (eXSOZ)

108 They need more gun control in France!!

Posted by: liberals at August 09, 2017 03:38 PM (+lVUW)

109 Too injured to be interviewed?

I hope that happened after the attack...

Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:38 PM (3myMJ)

110 >>Does the French Press worry about backlash against innocent Muslims like our press does here?

My French Press just sits on the kitchen counter quietly until about 6am, then it comes to life. I doubt it cares about this muslim garbage.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2017 03:38 PM (mcI77)

111 Only going to happen here, has already but not in the numbers.

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (pPKG5)

112 Pedestrians hardest hit.

Posted by: davidt at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (XoldI)

113 stuck accelerator linkage...

obviously Mossad sabotage.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (P8FeH)

114 Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation.

Should I tell them?

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (i17ZZ)

115 83 I saw an Amazon delivery car in the neighborhood today. I didn't know such things existed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2017 03:30 PM (IqV8l)

------------

It's actullay a hearse. If you buy the casket on Amazon Prime, you can ship Aunt Ruthie back to Sheboygan for free.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (Fmupd)

116 of course, the obvious one: Fritz Lang's M.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (eXSOZ)

117 Newsweek @Newsweek
Hillary Clinton slams Donald Trump for being too friendly with North Korea
. . .
12:53 AM - Jun 2, 2016

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (Nwg0u)

118 114
Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation.



Should I tell them?

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (i17ZZ)
--No, but you should tell us everything.

Posted by: davidt at August 09, 2017 03:40 PM (XoldI)

119 My French Press just sits on the kitchen counter
quietly until about 6am, then it comes to life. I doubt it cares about
this muslim garbage.





Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2017 03:38 PM (mcI77)

-------------------------------------------
But arabica beans for sure.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 09, 2017 03:40 PM (SsblQ)

120 Off dumbass sock

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2017 03:40 PM (Fmupd)

121 116 of course, the obvious one: Fritz Lang's M.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (eXSOZ)


Muzz-tropolis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 03:40 PM (mbhDw)

122 Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (i17ZZ)

Just drop an otherwise innocuous comment later that let's them know you heard everything. Then walk away smiling.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:40 PM (3myMJ)

123 83 I saw an Amazon delivery car in the neighborhood today.

They've started using OnTrac here. OnTrac is shit.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2017 03:41 PM (mcI77)

124 @102: "France is now over 20% Muslim."

Pretty good news for the French then, right? It means that they're now less than 80% gutless pussies!

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 09, 2017 03:41 PM (rznWS)

125 Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation.

Should I tell them?
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War

What YouTube was made for ...

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2017 03:41 PM (oNNJp)

126 This only reinforces the very urgent need for the European states to offer their immigrants better training in not raping local women and the purpose of crosswalks.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at August 09, 2017 03:41 PM (Mouru)

127 114 Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation.

Should I tell them?
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (i17ZZ)

Dear Penthouse Forum...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj)

128
Remember the card game Mille Bournes?

Muzz Bournes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 03:41 PM (mbhDw)

129 127 114 Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation.

Should I tell them?
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (i17ZZ)

Dear Penthouse Forum...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:41 PM (0mRoj)


Livestream on YouTube. NOW. Then, company-wide e-mail.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 03:42 PM (mbhDw)

130 128
Remember the card game Mille Bournes?

Muzz Bournes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 03:41 PM (mbhDw)

Great card game.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:42 PM (0mRoj)

131 BMW? He'll have problems.

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 03:42 PM (7HtZB)

132 Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation.

Should I tell them?
Posted by: Marcus T,



Are you nuts? Live blog it!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2017 03:42 PM (U76Nz)

133 20% Muslim?

It's over for France. What did they last, about 200 years?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:42 PM (3myMJ)

134 122 Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (i17ZZ)

Just drop an otherwise innocuous comment later that let's them know you heard everything. Then walk away smiling.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:40 PM (3myMJ)

And don a body condom... sheesh

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 03:42 PM (zSVEm)

135 If the NorKs go pervert, we go pervertier!

https://tinyurl.com/ybhqq5dt

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 03:42 PM (Nwg0u)

136 The article says the "North African man" was shot 5 times. Not including the time *after* being taken into custody. /snerk

Posted by: fly gal at August 09, 2017 03:42 PM (8TdcF)

137 Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation.



Should I tell them?


No! You record them then blackmail them.

Posted by: Gerard From CIA at August 09, 2017 03:43 PM (mcI77)

138 It is not even Fatwa Friday! This guy is obviously confused. Glad he was shot with the rare Parisian bullets.

The police who shot him will probably be jailed.

Did you know that the Paris police have to pay for their own guns, cell phones and riot gear? And they are encouraged not to shoot barbarians. Isn't that swell? Wouldn't you feel safe there?

I have been to Paris a few times. I am thankful. I had no idea til this year of the police information above. They have little support from the government, the police. The chaos is out of their hands.

I am sure you could get around Notre Dame without many problems on a good day. But it is not the same. God be with you on the subways and/or if you venture to some areas. About four years ago I had to slap the hand of a "gypsy" at Sacre Cour's funicular (this sounds sort of racy, non?). This was mild as some of the beggers were of the N. African variety and bigger than moi. That part of Paris is creepy-pants.

One of the most beautiful cities in the world is losing its charm, district by district. Jews leaving city for fear. Parisians leaving if they can. Trips on subway to airports, depending on train, can be dicey at times. Gar de Nord is no go at night.

Thank Merkel and the EU.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 09, 2017 03:43 PM (J5mzk)

139 114
Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation.



Should I tell them?

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (i17ZZ)

Yeah, tell them they're making a hostile work environment. You feel 'triggered'.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2017 03:43 PM (Enq6K)

140 I know it's terrible of me to say this, but the French are asking for this. Until they start facing reality, I don't give a shit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2017 03:43 PM (+lVUW)

141 Geez I'm actually learning things here. So if it's educational that's OK I guess.

I'm actually a little embarrassed. This is some explicit stuff. Who the heck would discuss that in the office?

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:43 PM (i17ZZ)

142 122 Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (i17ZZ)

Just drop an otherwise innocuous comment later that let's them know you heard everything. Then walk away smiling.
Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:40 PM (3myMJ)

Wait wait wait...there's a slight chance they start lezzing out. Bide your time.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:43 PM (0mRoj)

143 Since I missed the last thread, I sure would like for someone to give a reason why non-skills based immigration is good for today's America.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 09, 2017 03:43 PM (QQ+il)

144 It's over for France. What did they last, about 200 years?
Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:42 PM (3myMJ)



1200.

Posted by: Charlemagne at August 09, 2017 03:44 PM (Mouru)

145 Isn't use of the term backlash a microaggression? Or macroaggression? ...Because slavery and all?

Posted by: RioBravo at August 09, 2017 03:44 PM (SsblQ)

146 It's actullay a hearse. If you buy the casket on Amazon Prime, you can ship Aunt Ruthie back to Sheboygan for free.



Beats being strapped to the top of the family truckster.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2017 03:44 PM (U76Nz)

147 144 It's over for France. What did they last, about 200 years?
Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:42 PM (3myMJ)


1200.
Posted by: Charlemagne at August 09, 2017 03:44 PM (Mouru)

Sorry Charlie.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:44 PM (0mRoj)

148 Should I tell them?
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:39 PM (i17ZZ)

---
record everything, they file suit for sexual harassment and hostile w*rk environment...
better than winning the lottery!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2017 03:44 PM (P8FeH)

149 France has nothing to fear from a Latourneau presidency.

Posted by: Sen. John McRino, United States of Atzlan at August 09, 2017 03:45 PM (y7VOF)

150 Just mentioned something about having them both in the bathtub.

I need a bourbon or something.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:45 PM (i17ZZ)

151 This can correctly be categorized as a pre-emptive strike due to the backlash against Muslims we all know is coming.

Coming, coming. Come on....one of these days...any time now...

Posted by: MSM at August 09, 2017 03:45 PM (yL25O)

152 141

Geez I'm actually learning things here. So if it's educational that's OK I guess.

I'm actually a little embarrassed. This is some explicit stuff. Who the heck would discuss that in the office?
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:43 PM (i17ZZ)

They all think they are Penny from " Big Bang Theory" I guess... the role model for " to cool for school " Prog babies..

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 03:45 PM (zSVEm)

153 Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation.
Put on a net shirt and turn up Right Said Fred before you go in. That way they'll recognize your obvious contributions to the topic.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 09, 2017 03:45 PM (eXSOZ)

154 And now Teen Vogue writer Lauren Cuba's take on the NorK situation:

Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)

155 Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation.



Should I tell them?


Complain immediately to HR that you've been harassed. In writing. You'll be un-terminatible for at least a year.

Then, par-tay!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 03:46 PM (Mouru)

156 Since I missed the last thread, I sure would like for someone to give a reason why non-skills based immigration is good for today's America.
Posted by: Grump928



Anytime I think about unskilled immigration, I think of Fawlty Towers & Manuel.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2017 03:46 PM (U76Nz)

157 why non-skills based immigration is good for today's America.
---
because "diversity"!

Posted by: HR Troggs everywhere at August 09, 2017 03:46 PM (P8FeH)

158 Record them Marcus!

If they ever give you trouble, play it for them.

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2017 03:46 PM (Enq6K)

159 CAIR warns against backlash from next Friday's terror attacks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 09, 2017 03:46 PM (QQ+il)

160 "Since I missed the last thread, I sure would like for someone to give a reason why non-skills based immigration is good for today's America."

It's who we are. Virtuous, diverse and soon a Third World country.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:46 PM (3myMJ)

161
Les chats demandons les aliments.

A tout a l'heure...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 03:46 PM (mbhDw)

162 154 And now Teen Vogue writer Lauren Cuba's take on the NorK situation:

Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)

I can't even...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:46 PM (0mRoj)

163 158 Record them Marcus!

If they ever give you trouble, play it for them.
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2017 03:46 PM (Enq6K)

He'd probably get sued/fired for harassment.

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 03:47 PM (zSVEm)

164 " Since I missed the last thread, I sure would like for someone to give a reason why non-skills based immigration is good for today's America. "

That question is OBVIOUSLY a code worded dog whistle for RACIST!!!!!

Posted by: Your Average Evergreen Professor at August 09, 2017 03:47 PM (k1TUh)

165 Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:44 PM (0mRoj)

Yeah, I was thinking of Bastille Day.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:48 PM (3myMJ)

166 Marcus T: report them to HR immediately. File a sexual harassment report. Demand...DEMAND!!! a promotion based on your shocked self, which may require paid time off and medication. DEMAND!!! that you have an office with a window as your safe sanctuary in event of further assault.

You can thank me later. Start recording now! And/or document time and what you hear!!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 09, 2017 03:48 PM (J5mzk)

167 somebody is doing the hit and runs

Posted by: simplemind at August 09, 2017 03:48 PM (KMYbc)

168 And now Teen Vogue writer Lauren Cuba's take on the NorK situation:

Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks



You tried. Didn't work. Now, go make us some sammiches.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2017 03:48 PM (U76Nz)

169 We can absorb it.

Posted by: France at August 09, 2017 03:48 PM (IqV8l)

170 "Takes time and practice to learn to drive a manual transmission."

More and more failed-carjacking stories these days.

"Student reveals how she jumped out of her moving car to
escape 'racially motivated' kidnappers who threatened to rape her at
gunpoint but couldn't drive her stick shift"

http://tinyurl.com/yb7j39lp

Posted by: torquewrench at August 09, 2017 03:48 PM (ujwCG)

171 Should I tell them?

No. Show them.

Posted by: Hamoud D. at August 09, 2017 03:48 PM (vtcmf)

172 Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)


We did. Obama. That girl got us deeper into this mess.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 09, 2017 03:49 PM (EgwCt)

173 couldn't drive her stick shift


----------------------------------

xer stick shift?

Posted by: RioBravo at August 09, 2017 03:49 PM (SsblQ)

174 Eh. The damn iPhone won't pick it up on recording. This just doesn't end. They get an A for stamina.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:49 PM (i17ZZ)

175 You notice these bastards never mess up their personal cars, they rent the attack vehicle.

That means they aren't going to fight to the death.

They probably expect probation and they may be right.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:49 PM (3myMJ)

176 Marcus T: If they are hot, blackmail them for sex. If not, formal complaint to HR.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2017 03:50 PM (mcI77)

177 @138: "One of the most beautiful cities in the world is losing its charm, district by district. Jews leaving city for fear."

Vous take ze bad (lost charm) wiz ze good (filzee Jews leaving).

*Gallic shrug*

Posted by: Average Parisian at August 09, 2017 03:50 PM (rznWS)

178 After a while, you stop caring since the proles accept that being expendable jihad fodder is better than being called an islamaphobe.

The irony of ratting out your fellow countrymen/women/xomen for thinking a thought less than glowing of islam while those you think you're protecting from hate just crushed you under their tires probably never even registers in their final moments.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2017 03:50 PM (3i2nH)

179 162 154 And now Teen Vogue writer Lauren Cuba's take on the NorK situation:
Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)

I can't even...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:46 PM (0mRoj)




Oh when can these leftist "womyn" get the Islamic or Nork Love they so deserve?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 09, 2017 03:50 PM (ujg0T)

180 Wow... I just saw a comment be disappeared.. anyone else see that?

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 03:50 PM (zSVEm)

181 FYI, from Powerline

france has been under martial law since the hebdo attacks. I did not know that

link below

Posted by: Peasant at August 09, 2017 03:50 PM (h/uSM)

182 Did you hear something? It sounded like it came from next door...

Posted by: Girls in the office next to Marcus' at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (XoldI)

183 Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (i17ZZ)

184
Wow... I just saw a comment be disappeared.. anyone else see that?

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 03:50 PM (zSVEm)
---------------------------------
What comment?

Posted by: RioBravo at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (SsblQ)

185 "Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?"

I thought we were trying to survive this shit.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (3myMJ)

186 Test

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (7HtZB)

187 And now Teen Vogue writer Lauren Cuba's take on the NorK situation:

Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)



To run North Korea?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (493sH)

188 If you understand science, you can easily link this back to global warming. And Trump.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (INRVS)

189 @114: "Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation."

Tell them to check their cis-gendered privilege. Then they can't go to management to retaliate.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 09, 2017 03:52 PM (rznWS)

190 184
Wow... I just saw a comment be disappeared.. anyone else see that?

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 03:50 PM (zSVEm)
---------------------------------
What comment?
Posted by: RioBravo at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (SsblQ)

yes, it was my socked comment about women heads of state & wars. I reposted & it was gone again.

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 03:52 PM (7HtZB)

191 can we at least try electing women?
Un, not so much, but the previous NoKo head of state could have been mistaken for a lesbian. So, there's that.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 09, 2017 03:52 PM (eXSOZ)

192 155 Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation.



Should I tell them?

-----------

They want you to hear it. They want you to come over and start rubbing yourself against them. Try it. They'll be delighted.

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2017 03:52 PM (Fmupd)

193 Hamoud B. ? There must be 25 others they should be on the lookout for then?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2017 03:52 PM (7uYFy)

194 183 Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas.
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (i17ZZ)

You work with some serious sluts.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:52 PM (0mRoj)

195 Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (i17ZZ)
------------------------------------
Of course. I don't normally fornicate on a balcony, but when I do it is in the Caribbean.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 09, 2017 03:52 PM (SsblQ)

196 There have been so many attacks over the last few years I can no longer keep up...I can't remember them all. That bothers me. Especially knowing more are to come. Smh


Posted by: Gorilla Guru of Gumdrops at August 09, 2017 03:53 PM (CfCVg)

197 Of course. I don't normally fornicate on a balcony, but when I do it is in the Caribbean.
Posted by: RioBravo at August 09, 2017 03:52 PM (SsblQ)

Stay horny my friends

Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:53 PM (0mRoj)

198 why non-skills based immigration is good for today's America.
---
because "diversity"!

-
The end-all and be-all of everything is diversity and everybody must conform!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 03:53 PM (Nwg0u)

199 183 Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas.
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (i17ZZ)

I don't think he's a saint anymore.

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 03:53 PM (7HtZB)

200 "182 Did you hear something? It sounded like it came from next door..."

yeah, it kinda sounded like fap fap fap fap

Posted by: the other girlfriend at August 09, 2017 03:53 PM (k1TUh)

201 Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (i17ZZ)

You need to be calling up a friend, like... yesterday.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2017 03:54 PM (KUaJL)

202 Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas.


How many stories up? Come on, ASK!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 03:54 PM (Mouru)

203 @133: "It's over for France. What did they last, about 200 years?"

Aber doch! More like 73.

Posted by: The Wehrmacht at August 09, 2017 03:54 PM (rznWS)

204 Ask the fornicators when their babies are due.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:54 PM (3myMJ)

205 "Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas."

It wasn't The Paolo, He works alone.

Posted by: Paolo at August 09, 2017 03:54 PM (XoldI)

206 Eh. The damn iPhone won't pick it up on recording. This just doesn't end.


They get an A for stamina.


--
Cocaine will do that.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2017 03:54 PM (U76Nz)

207 194 183 Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas.
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (i17ZZ)

You work with some serious sluts.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:52 PM (0mRoj)

Like I said.... body condom, and don't get too close in the cubicle...

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 03:54 PM (zSVEm)

208 Geez I'm actually learning things here. So if it's educational that's OK I guess.

I'm actually a little embarrassed. This is some explicit stuff. Who the heck would discuss that in the office?
Posted by: Marcus T,
======

Naw I heard this stuff a couple of times when I was in different offices in my 20's. Which was a long time ago.

Women talk like guys talk in locker room. Its a little different, but not really that different. Guys actually tend to keep it in a locker room, rather than say in public lunch room. So . . . whatever.

Posted by: simplemind at August 09, 2017 03:54 PM (MkSh+)

209 They are single in their mid twenties. But I would never expect this from them. I'm really am embarrassed. I'm kinda old school with that stuff. Geez.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:54 PM (i17ZZ)

210 Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas.
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (i17ZZ)

Two each ?

Respect.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 03:54 PM (3OIiX)

211 Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands once.

now they're just called "The Islands".

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2017 03:55 PM (k1TUh)

212 Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas.
...........

Ask her if her future ex-husband knows about that.

Posted by: wth at August 09, 2017 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

213 Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas.
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (i17ZZ)

I don't think he's a saint anymore.
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 03:53 PM (7HtZB)

Don't be doubting Thomas now...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 09, 2017 03:55 PM (3OIiX)

214 Marcus T...I guarantee that if this was reversed you'd be in trouble, honey.

I am a male supporting kind of supermodel. What's good for Title IX bullshart is good for reversal.

I am sure you are enjoying the story, but you need to help mankind and reverse offend, baby. Write it all down. Note time and players (ha) and how offended you were to the point of harfing up your lunch as well as being unable to work as so shaken (you do not need to mention some things here, honey).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 09, 2017 03:56 PM (J5mzk)

215 Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:54 PM (i17ZZ)
-------------------

Can you set up a live stream on the web?

Posted by: RioBravo at August 09, 2017 03:56 PM (SsblQ)

216 It's so nice not to have a dick any more.

Tell me about it girl. How is that depilatory regimen working out for you?

Posted by: Girls in the office next to Marcus' at August 09, 2017 03:56 PM (mcI77)

217 194 183 Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas.
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (i17ZZ)

You work with some serious sluts.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2017 03:52 PM (0mRoj)

---

can i forward you my resume?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2017 03:56 PM (h/uSM)

218 155 Ok. So their are girls in the next office discussing their sexual exploits and o can hear the entire conversation.



Should I tell them?

Complain immediately to HR that you've been harassed. In writing. You'll be un-terminatible for at least a year.

Then, par-tay!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2017 03:46 PM (Mouru)


Seriously, this is how one of my brothers treated female co-workers who talked like that in the workplace: he ignored it. Then about two months later, they were complaining about him to the manager- he was "creepy" because he was quiet. He was let go.

I'd call your manager over to take a listen. The sluts aren't doing the work they're paid for, at the very least.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public intellectual at August 09, 2017 03:57 PM (G8B7r)

219 143 Since I missed the last thread, I sure would like for someone to give a reason why non-skills based immigration is good for today's America.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 09, 2017 03:43 PM (QQ+il)

Because once you're under The Shari'ah, "Your Betters" can kill you for looking at them funny, and it's all up-and-up with the Law.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2017 03:57 PM (XMDuf)

220 Marcus T, from now on when you pass them in the hallway, flatten yourself against the wall with your eyes crunched shut until they are out of sight.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 09, 2017 03:57 PM (3myMJ)

221 Balcony? Are they sure it wasn't a terrace?

Posted by: The Guy Who Always Sort of Misses The Point at August 09, 2017 03:57 PM (Mouru)

222 199 183 Ok now there is fornicating with two guys on a balcony. They were in the Caribbean. Apparently St Thomas.
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:51 PM (i17ZZ)

I don't think he's a saint anymore.
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 03:53 PM (7HtZB)

---

he believed once he put his fingers in it

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2017 03:57 PM (h/uSM)

223 Balcony meetings are the rules now

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2017 03:58 PM (oNNJp)

224 Marcus, add the part to HR about you being embarrassed and shocked.

Did I tell you I HATE HR?

Well, you have a case should you want to pursue it.

Be careful, as I am sure there are STD's lurking on the copy machines.

I don't think you can record for legal purposes (except to transcribe your letter bomb). If these lovely ladies ever mess with you in the future, well...

Or, if you want that office with the window for your safe space, go for it now!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 09, 2017 04:00 PM (J5mzk)

225 I'm trying to read SEC filings as a distraction. This is a joke now. It can't last that much longer.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:00 PM (i17ZZ)

226 Oh my, I'm late for my PP appointment!

Posted by: Balcony Betty at August 09, 2017 04:01 PM (HgMAr)

227 seriously, he'll just get in trouble for eaves dropping.

no man can be offended by what women say. Its a law. Like the poem on the statue of liberty.

Posted by: simplemind at August 09, 2017 04:01 PM (qRRyE)

228 225 I'm trying to read SEC filings as a distraction. This is a joke now. It can't last that much longer.
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:00 PM (i17ZZ)




Law office? Are you sure this isn't some kind of "bait" conversation?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 09, 2017 04:01 PM (ujg0T)

229 North Korea supplied several shipments of missile components to Iran during recent nuclear talks and the transfers appear to violate United Nations sanctions on both countries, according to U.S. intelligence officials.

Since September more than two shipments of missile parts have been monitored by U.S. intelligence agencies as they transited from North Korea to Iran, said officials familiar with intelligence reports who spoke on condition of anonymity.

Details of the arms shipments were included in President Obamas daily intelligence briefings and officials suggested information about the transfers was kept secret from the United Nations, which is in charge of monitoring sanctions violations.

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2017 04:01 PM (SjImc)

230 It's over. Her manager just walked in. I need a shower and Hand sanitizer.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:02 PM (i17ZZ)

231 These North Africans are coming to France to do the jobs Frenchmen won't, and to cap their immigration would be a betrayal of French values.

Posted by: Marco "Pierre" Rubio at August 09, 2017 04:02 PM (Vgw1E)

232 Marcus, any mention of domestic fowl? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: The Chicken at August 09, 2017 04:02 PM (XoldI)

233 Are you sure this isn't some kind of "bait" conversation?
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Ha ha you said "bait".


Posted by: simplemind at August 09, 2017 04:02 PM (QJN2R)

234 225 I'm trying to read SEC filings as a distraction. This is a joke now. It can't last that much longer.
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:00 PM (i17ZZ)

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Are you sitting at a desk?

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2017 04:03 PM (Fmupd)

235 I'm trying to read SEC filings as a distraction. This is a joke now. It can't last that much longer.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:00 PM (i17ZZ)



Why not? She might sleep around a lot and have lots of stories to tell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2017 04:03 PM (493sH)

236 209 They are single in their mid twenties. But I would never expect this from them. I'm really am embarrassed. I'm kinda old school with that stuff. Geez.
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 03:54 PM

Some of the youngsters are the worst. So preoccupied by the color of their nail polish but don't care what they put in their mishes. you want to know why so many STDs are making a comeback? They're why.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public intellectual at August 09, 2017 04:04 PM (G8B7r)

237 Marcus T...is one of these "ladies" up the food chain and/or a manager?

Whoa, lads.

I guess if you like(d) them, well, whatever.

If not, you were just given a promotion.

Keep in mind that with some HR claims, you "become part of the problem." Usually in disputes, not in witnessing verbal sexual harassment (be offended!) and time wasting on the clock.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 09, 2017 04:04 PM (J5mzk)

238 ...Hand sanitizer.


Funny, you'd think that would sting..

Posted by: IP at August 09, 2017 04:04 PM (UmSfZ)

239 209. Poor girls. The culture has sold them a bunch of crap about sex & lack of repercussions. I've talked to some 20 yo girls over the last year about it & once I make that statement, they all buckle and their cool factor about sex drops.

They all say the same...like they've lost a little bit of their soul each time. And they wonder what's wrong with them b/c it's not how TV/Movies culture, etc., portray it. But they don't talk to each other about the bad part, b/c they think they are the only ones who feel it.

Breaks my heart for them.

Posted by: Gorilla Guru of Gumdrops at August 09, 2017 04:04 PM (CfCVg)

240 I think these actually ARE their best people..


Posted by: Kasper Hauser at August 09, 2017 04:04 PM (HqpV0)

241


Just part and parcel of embracing the new panoply of cultures. So what if some cultures are violent and outside the norm, CHRISTIANS WERE TOO DAMMIT!!!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Marco Rubio Esq at August 09, 2017 04:04 PM (0WCz5)

242 "Law office? Are you sure this isn't some kind of "bait" conversation?"

No Wall Street. So it's not really all that shocking. Well OK I'm admittedly shocked at this romp it makes Jenna Jamison look like a piker.

They piped down and the one girl almost ran when the manager came in.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:05 PM (i17ZZ)

243 225 I'm trying to read SEC filings as a distraction. This is a joke now. It can't last that much longer.
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:00 PM (i17ZZ)

Just think of England, dear boy.

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 04:05 PM (7HtZB)

244 Always eat your way up the food chain, not down.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 09, 2017 04:06 PM (SsblQ)

245 154 And now Teen Vogue writer Lauren Cuba's take on the NorK situation:

Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?


Said the people who bitched about Sarah Palin.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2017 04:06 PM (+lVUW)

246 No Wall Street.

I wonder which of them is "curious"?

Posted by: AoSHQ blast from the past at August 09, 2017 04:07 PM (+INtM)

247 No Wall Street. So it's not really all that shocking. Well OK I'm admittedly shocked at this romp it makes Jenna Jamison look like a piker.

They piped down and the one girl almost ran when the manager came in.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:05 PM (i17ZZ)



Books flight to NYC, gets hotel room with balcony....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2017 04:08 PM (493sH)

248 102---
France is now over 20% Muslim.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 03:36 PM (NOIQH)
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I wonder where you got that figure. (?)
The highest percentage I can find is 10% --- and that's from a Muslim source. Other sources say anywhere from 5 to 9%.

Maybe the 20% is new births? elementary school kids?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 09, 2017 04:08 PM (0jtPF)

249 Marcus T, pity you could not have "by accident" hit the ole phone button to blast the conversation to others.

That would have been really great.

Maybe someone else overheard and called the manager? Sweet.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 09, 2017 04:08 PM (J5mzk)

250 245 154 And now Teen Vogue writer Lauren Cuba's take on the NorK situation:

Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?

Said the people who bitched about Sarah Palin.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2017 04:06 PM (+lVUW)

I understand anxiety about what's happening in NK but what exactly would Hillary do that would make the world safer? Fat boy is insane. Sending Dennis Rodman to talk to him doesn't seem to help. Bowing and scraping hasn't helped either.

Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks. at August 09, 2017 04:09 PM (hJrjt)

251 And now Teen Vogue writer Lauren Cuba's take on the NorK situation:

Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks


Are you going to put up a woman who has the brains to not put all of the state departments business on a private server in her home's bathroom?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2017 04:09 PM (+lVUW)

252 I'm pretty sure someone else had to hear it. I'm in an office. You must have been able to hear it on the floor.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:09 PM (i17ZZ)

253 I'm just glad that I'm monogamous. Seriously.

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:09 PM (zSVEm)

254 243 225 I'm trying to read SEC filings as a distraction. This is a joke now. It can't last that much longer.
Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:00 PM (i17ZZ)

Just think of England, dear boy.
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 04:05 PM (7HtZB)

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Or Chandler Bing....if you saw that Friends episode.

Posted by: Gorilla Guru of Gumdrops at August 09, 2017 04:10 PM (CfCVg)

255 I understand anxiety about what's happening in NK but what exactly would Hillary do that would make the world safer? Fat boy is insane. Sending Dennis Rodman to talk to him doesn't seem to help. Bowing and scraping hasn't helped either
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You underestimate the power of the fully operational death pantsuit!

*shart*

Posted by: darth hillary at August 09, 2017 04:10 PM (KMYbc)

256 HR asked me to stop talking about how I have no romantic life. Said it was depressing the hell out of the office.

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 04:10 PM (7HtZB)

257 Maybe someone else overheard and called the manager? Sweet.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 09, 2017 04:08 PM (J5mzk)

The person in the office next over from the office next to Marcus.

Posted by: davidt at August 09, 2017 04:11 PM (XoldI)

258 230
It's over. Her manager just walked in. I need a shower and Hand sanitizer.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:02 PM (i17ZZ)

And a cigarette....

Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2017 04:11 PM (Enq6K)

259 The NY Knicks will not longer train at West Point...in keeping with the anti-American NBA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2017 04:11 PM (SjImc)

260 Why am I getting emails from politicians in Ohio asking for money???

Some dude named Jim Renacci is running for governor in Ohio.

Like I care.

Not.

Posted by: SMFH at August 09, 2017 04:12 PM (sB1y1)

261 The Ultimate Driving Experience

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2017 04:12 PM (OdK9v)

262 259 The NY Knicks will not longer train at West Point...in keeping with the anti-American NBA
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2017 04:11 PM (SjImc)

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Yeah, fuck them too.

Posted by: SMFH at August 09, 2017 04:12 PM (sB1y1)

263 NBA?
That's a game I've not seen played in a very long time

Posted by: Larry-Bird Kenobi at August 09, 2017 04:13 PM (UmSfZ)

264 259 The NY Knicks will not longer train at West Point...in keeping with the anti-American NBA
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2017 04:11 PM (SjImc)
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WTF??!!??

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 09, 2017 04:13 PM (0jtPF)

265 The NY Knicks will not longer train at West Point...in keeping with the anti-American NBA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 09, 2017 04:11 PM (SjImc)
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That probably limits their draft picks too much.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 09, 2017 04:13 PM (SsblQ)

266 It's over. Her manager just walked in.

Did someone else complain or does he/she just want to invite them back for higher office for a threesome?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:13 PM (iVOAv)

267 West Point will never be the same without the presence of ThugBall..

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:14 PM (zSVEm)

268 I understand anxiety about what's happening in NK but what exactly would Hillary do that would make the world safer? Fat boy is insane. Sending Dennis Rodman to talk to him doesn't seem to help. Bowing and scraping hasn't helped either.
Posted by: Northernlurker, who sometimes skulks. at August 09, 2017 04:09 PM (hJrjt)

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Fatboy wants money. And lots of it. The Hildebeast would be too happy to give it to them.

All of this posturing and threatening is for one reason. Little Un is running out of money.

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2017 04:14 PM (Fmupd)

269 That probably limits their draft picks too much.
Posted by: RioBravo at August 09, 2017 04:13 PM (SsblQ)
_____


Not as much as enforced parole violations and truth in sentencing laws would.

Posted by: IP at August 09, 2017 04:14 PM (UmSfZ)

270 Whoops. One of the ladies overheard it. She's a bit perturbed. This should be good.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:14 PM (i17ZZ)

271 Everyone who gets run over by a Muslim is a Islamophobe.

Posted by: Google at August 09, 2017 04:15 PM (MuTTO)

272 He's probably just mad at the lack of job opportunities in central Syria. Or his gps have him bad directions.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2017 04:15 PM (dnWSK)

273 Sex *with* a balcony, now that would have been wrong.

Posted by: couch fucker at August 09, 2017 04:16 PM (eXSOZ)

274 The Justice Department has reopened the investigation of Hillary Clinton's mishandling of classified material on her private email system while she was secretary of state, and is considering offering her a plea bargain if she will agree to plead guilty to charges of breaking the law, according to a Clinton attorney.

The discussion of a plea bargain took place late last month and was offered by a high-ranking Justice Department official to the Clinton lawyer.

During the exploratory talks with the prosecutor, the Clinton attorney was told that despite former FBI Director James Comey's decision last July not to prosecute Hillary, the Justice Department has reexamined the email case and believes there are ample grounds for prosecuting Hillary on a number of counts.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2017 04:16 PM (+C5m6)

275 >>>>These North Africans are coming to France to do the jobs Frenchmen
won't, and to cap their immigration would be a betrayal of French
values.
.
.
.The North Africans have a long history with the French. Almost 10% of their front line active duty troops at the outbreak of WWI were "colonial" troops from Morocco, Algeria and other North African Countries. Some of the toughest and fiercest fighter they had at the time.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 09, 2017 04:16 PM (0pcwX)

276 All of this posturing and threatening is for one reason. Little Un is running out of money.
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He just has to sell some organs, maybe peddle some dope, or sell a nuke to some terrorists.

Posted by: simplemind at August 09, 2017 04:16 PM (KbEJv)

277 40 They'll ban cars before they restrict immigration from third world hellholes

Posted by: brak at August 09, 2017 03:17 PM (5iU/N)


Unfortunately, this may be the most accurate comment in the thread.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at August 09, 2017 04:16 PM (tu3iY)

278 Just another example of the "selfie generation"-you think everyone in your office wants to her about your sex life in intimate detail or you're completely oblivious to the fact that maybe other people don't. For goodness, sake, go get and drink and talk about it over dinner or get a job on the phone4 sex line..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:17 PM (iVOAv)

279 Canada has sent about 100 soldiers to a remote spot on the Quebec-New York border where asylum seekers are crossing illegally.

The Canadian military said in a statement Wednesday that the soldiers will help the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and the Canada Border Services Agency at the site.

They are preparing a place for tents that can hold almost 500 people. They will also install lighting and heating equipment.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2017 04:17 PM (TEIU+)

280 Algerian? Amish then...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2017 04:17 PM (O2RFr)

281 RE: NBA. So glad they're following the lead of the NFL.

Anecdotally a friend who works with the Pistons had to attend mandatory diversity training. It was horrific, but did bring everyone togetheir insofar that they all hated the training and the person running the training.

Posted by: shibumi at August 09, 2017 04:18 PM (aT+Bx)

282 He just has to sell some organs, maybe peddle some dope, or sell a nuke to some terrorists.

He's a good boy, turning his country around.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 09, 2017 04:18 PM (eXSOZ)

283 Whoops. One of the ladies overheard it. She's a bit perturbed. This should be good.
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She'll lose in the end. She'll be accused of slut shaming and judging. She'll be the one to apologize or else.

Posted by: simplemind at August 09, 2017 04:18 PM (xPDfB)

284
They are preparing a place for tents that can hold almost 500 people. They will also install lighting and heating equipment.

Maybe I should go.. I've always wanted to visit Canada but I don't have a passport... Obviously in some cases it's not necessary...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2017 04:18 PM (O2RFr)

285 That's the strangest hijack of a thread that I have ever witnessed. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2017 04:18 PM (OdK9v)

286 And now Teen Vogue writer Lauren Cuba's take on the NorK situation:

Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)



"We ERECT women!!!"

- - Phat Phuck

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 04:19 PM (mbhDw)

287 Honestly, the convos in my office are nowhere near this interesting.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 09, 2017 04:20 PM (AM1GF)

288 Yeah I didn't hear nuttin. You folks don't know a thing.

Posted by: Marcus T, Ready for War at August 09, 2017 04:20 PM (i17ZZ)

289 285 That's the strangest hijack of a thread that I have ever witnessed. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2017 04:18 PM (OdK9v)


"Hijack the Thread" was the original title of Herbie Mann's 1976 "Hijack Your Love"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

290 And now Teen Vogue writer Lauren Cuba'

Teen Vogue is where I always get My National Security news...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2017 04:20 PM (O2RFr)

291 279
Canada has sent about 100 soldiers to a remote spot on the Quebec-New York border where asylum seekers are crossing illegally.



The Canadian military said in a statement Wednesday that the
soldiers will help the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and the Canada
Border Services Agency at the site.



They are preparing a place for tents that can hold almost 500 people. They will also install lighting and heating equipment.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2017 04:17 PM (TEIU+)

So, the Canadian government is helping the invaders set up a beachhead.

Posted by: davidt at August 09, 2017 04:21 PM (XoldI)

292 Yeah I didn't hear nuttin. You folks don't know a thing.
Posted by: Marcus T
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*leaks transcript to HR*

Posted by: Bob, at NSA at August 09, 2017 04:21 PM (OdK9v)

293 Another Vehicular Ramming Attack in Paris, Directed at Group of Soldiers; Six Injured, Perp Arrested
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That is Fake News.
Real headine: "Angry Islamophobic White Christian French Soliders Aggressively Attempt to Detain Innocent Non-Violent Muslim Driving to Diversity Seminar"

Posted by: CNN is ISIS and Proud at August 09, 2017 04:21 PM (aT+Bx)

294 Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?

We already elected a president with no balls and you see how well that worked out...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2017 04:21 PM (O2RFr)

295 If you elect women there will be no war,ya see.

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2017 04:21 PM (rmVvL)

296 I think my old French whore is dead.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 09, 2017 04:22 PM (QQ+il)

297 Honestly, the convos in my office are nowhere near this interesting.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 09, 2017 04:20 PM (AM1GF)

LOL. I guess that you don't work with a bunch of selfie airheads who have no clue that they're being overheard. If I had that kind of conversation in my office it would be a problem-as I work alone. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:22 PM (iVOAv)

298 So, the Canadian government is helping the invaders set up a beachhead Camp of the Saints.
Posted by: davidt
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Edited

Posted by: Bob, at NSA at August 09, 2017 04:22 PM (OdK9v)

299 His defense will be twofold. First the accelerator was stuck and the steering wheel was possessed. Secondly, one of the victims was female with bare arms and face so he became temporarily insane.

The cure is easy. Pick up everyone on the watchlist, load them on a bomber and drop them from 20,000 feet on the capitals of Algeria, Libya, Syria, Turkey, andTunisia. Rinse and repeated until invading Europe does not seem appealing. Any collateral damage is a feature, not a bug. Color me sick and tired of Islam.

Posted by: colfax mingo at August 09, 2017 04:23 PM (5Vhac)

300 I didn't hear Marcus nuttin

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 09, 2017 04:23 PM (jsWA8)

301 For goodness, sake, go get and drink and talk about it over dinner or get a job on the phone4 sex line..
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"Inappropriate self disclosure and bad boundaries."

I have discussed this with some at work. We want people to go back in the closet, and agree: if they don't tell me about their erectile dysfunction, I won't tell them about my woman issues.

Posted by: shibumi at August 09, 2017 04:24 PM (aT+Bx)

302 295 If you elect women there will be no war,ya see.
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2017 04:21 PM (rmVvL)

Thatcher, Golda Meir, and Indira Gandhi agree

Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2017 04:24 PM (7HtZB)

303
So, the Canadian government is helping the invaders set up a beachhead.
Posted by: davidt at August 09, 2017 04:21 PM (XoldI)

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Looks like it. I think they should be encouraged to take all of our illegals. Trump should set up special bus convoys to the Canadian border. This could be a big win for us.

Posted by: Soona at August 09, 2017 04:25 PM (Fmupd)

304 LOL. I guess that you don't work with a bunch of selfie airheads who have no clue that they're being overheard. If I had that kind of conversation in my office it would be a problem-as I work alone. ;^)


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:22 PM (iVOAv)

Heh, given your chosen profession, there may be other issues as well.

Posted by: tbodie at August 09, 2017 04:25 PM (zsMTB)

305 154 And now Teen Vogue writer Lauren Cuba's take on the NorK situation:

Lauren Duca @laurenduca
If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)

In North Korea? Sure, but you're gonna have to dispose of Li'l Kim first.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2017 04:25 PM (XMDuf)

306 291 So, the Canadian government is helping the invaders set up a beachhead.

The article shows a picture of Haitians walking in.

I've seen stories that Canada may have "open borders" but not so much for Africans.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2017 04:25 PM (TEIU+)

307 Canada has sent about 100 soldiers to a remote spot on the Quebec-New York border where asylum seekers are crossing illegally.

Hmm. Last year I went to Quebec City. I had to show a passport and answer about 4 questions to be let across the border.
Next time, I'll just learn "F*** off Mounty, Eh?" in Spanish and keep on driving.

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2017 04:26 PM (8ikIW)

308 who cares where the tatted up, gang bangin, baby daddys, on the knicks practice. the nba could do their shit on neptune. FUCK the nba. schoolyard bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 09, 2017 04:26 PM (KP5rU)

309 His defense will be twofold. First the accelerator was stuck and the steering wheel was possessed. Secondly, one of the victims was female with bare arms and face so he became temporarily insane.
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Djinn. They made the accelerator stick and operated the steering wheel.

/it's part of the arabic culture, so we must embrace it and accept it!

Posted by: shibumi at August 09, 2017 04:26 PM (aT+Bx)

310 299 The cure is easy. Pick up everyone on the watchlist, load them on a bomber and drop them from 20,000 feet on the capitals of Algeria, Libya, Syria, Turkey, andTunisia. Rinse and repeated until invading Europe does not seem appealing. Any collateral damage is a feature, not a bug. Color me sick and tired of Islam.
Posted by: colfax mingo at August 09, 2017 04:23 PM (5Vhac)

Load 'em up with explosives and give them the Express version of the Hajj, dropping 'em right on the Ka'aba.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2017 04:26 PM (XMDuf)

311 What does Macron's mom have to say about this? Really, she is so creepy.

Posted by: Strobe at August 09, 2017 04:27 PM (gbWkA)

312 I thought women in power rode dragons and blew up their enemies?

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 09, 2017 04:27 PM (no/Pv)

313 As far as the vehicular homicide/ terrorism incident goes, I expect a lot of Mass Media temporizing and obfuscating, on both sides of the Pond.
THEY really really really want to change the subject. And they will, and they will succeed.

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:27 PM (zSVEm)

314 He was probably pissed off by the rampant sexism in high tech.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 09, 2017 04:27 PM (CPk08)

315 >>>>
291 So, the Canadian government is helping the invaders set up a beachhead.



The article shows a picture of Haitians walking in.



I've seen stories that Canada may have "open borders" but not so much for Africans.
.
.
.Canada does not have open borders contrary to what the msm would have us believe. They deport them when they find them.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 09, 2017 04:27 PM (0pcwX)

316 I like this.
Instead of sending illegals back to their country of origin, we should just send them to Canada.

I mean, I can see the US being reluctant to dump thousands of Salvadorans, especially the criminals, on such a poor, densely populated nation. Let's send them to Canada!

Hey. That's what Mexico does with Central Americans.
And I've certainly never heard Baby Trudeau criticize Mexican policy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 09, 2017 04:27 PM (0jtPF)

317 I thought women in power rode dragons and blew up their enemies?

And their hair always looks fabulous!

Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2017 04:28 PM (O2RFr)

318 231 These North Africans are coming to France to do the jobs Frenchmen won't, and to cap their immigration would be a betrayal of French values.
Posted by: Marco "Pierre" Rubio at August 09, 2017 04:02 PM

Was in Paris several years ago, before the refugee crisis. Our docent and other Parisians complained about the "gypsies" who gathered everywhere, including the Eiffel Tower, where they would let the police walk the away while a few others slipped back to offer trinkets to tourists. And real cheap trinkets, like things you'd find in the garbage behind a dollar store. "Made in Morroco" was their "Made in China".

So the docent explains what everyone is saying and adds that they are unskilled immigrants from French-speaking Africa. They that are dropped off in vans in the morning and picked up in the evenings. They can't get other jobs, and they can't afford to go home.

So me being me, I ask why - since it's a problem - doesn't the municipality or a charity set up a job training program for legal immigrants,

He didn't even translate. His whole expression was surprise. And he told me, "If we did that, you wouldn't get souvenirs so cheap!" I pointed out that I didn't buy any cheap souvenirs.

So I got the impression that France don't bother assimilating anyone. I mean, even less than lefties here.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public intellectual at August 09, 2017 04:28 PM (G8B7r)

319 Wiki just told me it's the third anniversary of the Ferguson Mo, Hands up; don't shoot, Michael Brown, if not fake than certainly spun pro thug, incident.

Posted by: IP at August 09, 2017 04:28 PM (UmSfZ)

320 Marcus, I have a St Thomas t-shirt to send you for the next casual work event

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2017 04:28 PM (9TU00)

321 The Great Satan made me dood it.

Posted by: Geraldine "Jihadi" Jones at August 09, 2017 04:29 PM (gbWkA)

322 Heh, given your chosen profession, there may be other issues as well.
Posted by: tbodie at August 09, 2017 04:25 PM (zsMTB)

Well, sometimes people do have meetings for marital counseling and issues about sex do come out, but millennial bragging about "what I did on my summer vacation" hasn't come up yet -fortunately. That would be a quick ticket out of the ministry-me talking to myself about about sexual escapades on my summer vacation. I'm sure all the 80 year olds would love that! :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:29 PM (iVOAv)

323 What does Macron's mom have to say about this? Really, she is so creepy.
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She is not! She is the best Mommy, I mean Nana, I mean wife that a boy, I mean guy, I mean man could ever want! You're age phobic!!

Posted by: Marcon, Boy King of France at August 09, 2017 04:29 PM (aT+Bx)

324 Since September more than two shipments of missile parts have been monitored by U.S. intelligence

"More than two"? Who writes like that, other than someone paid by the word? Try "several" or "multiple", Mx. writes-for-a-living.

"More than two" is for when exactly two are expected, like "more than two people were fornicating on the balcony."

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2017 04:29 PM (DMPne)

325 LOL. I guess that you don't work with a bunch of selfie airheads who have no clue that they're being overheard. If I had that kind of conversation in my office it would be a problem-as I work alone. ;^)


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:22 PM (iVOAv)

Heh, given your chosen profession, there may be other issues as well.

Posted by: tbodie


True. If she's having convos like that with Him, we're gonna need some new books...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 09, 2017 04:29 PM (AM1GF)

326 Under the Justice Department's plea offer, Hillary would be required to sign a document admitting that she committed a prosecutable crime. In return, the DOJ would agree not to bring charges against Hillary in connection with the email probe.

Also as part of the agreement, the Justice Department would not proceed with an investigation of Hillary's pay to play deals with foreign governments and businessmen who contributed to the Clinton Foundation or who paid Bill Clinton exorbitant speaking fees.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2017 04:30 PM (TEIU+)

327 Zimbabwe student arrived here late last night to attend university here. Great young man, Christian, and get this, Speaks English Fluently.

So, I took him on campus to get all his paperwork taken care of, get his dorm key, and then took him to the bank to open his checking account.

Bank grrrrl employee Took Forever. Meanwhile, a yuuuge storm is brewing, and just as we left, the skies opened up and we had to run like crazed weasels for my car.

I got literally soaked to the skin. We ended up laughing our butts off, so there was that.

His first visit ever outside his country, so he's in culture shock. Can't get over all the "beautiful" cars, the nice roads, etc. He's going to be another adopted brother for our son.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2017 04:32 PM (PY9jH)

328 "Under the Justice Department's plea offer, Hillary would be required to
sign a document admitting that she committed a prosecutable crime. In
return, the DOJ would agree not to bring charges against Hillary in
connection with the email probe"

And she has to become a Methodist Preacher.

Posted by: davidt at August 09, 2017 04:32 PM (XoldI)

329 vehicular ramming attack. sounds like the car went crazy. what's the problem? cars do that all the time, just like guns. and high explosives. and airplanes. you never know when this will happen. that's why there is never a known motive.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 09, 2017 04:33 PM (KP5rU)

330 So I got the impression that France don't bother assimilating anyone. I mean, even less than lefties here.
---

NONE of the European nations assimilate immigrants. They never have; hence the rise of no-go zones. And unlike the US, there is a very definite "look" in terms of European nationals.

Non-whites need not apply. And no matter how long they are they, they are NEVER accepted as "French" or "German" or "Swedish." They are simply X living in Y and collecting benefits.


Posted by: Marcon, Boy King of France at August 09, 2017 04:33 PM (aT+Bx)

331 .....-me talking to myself about about sexual escapades on my summer vacation....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:29 PM


go on...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2017 04:33 PM (ZQfW9)

332 Great young man, Christian, and get this, Speaks English Fluently"

Well, we can't have that now, can we?

/Marco

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 09, 2017 04:33 PM (MINbv)

333 328

And she has to become a Methodist Preacher.

Posted by: davidt at August 09, 2017 04:32 PM (


Seriously... Wait!!.... Seriously??

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:34 PM (zSVEm)

334
vehicular ramming attack. sounds like the car went crazy. what's the
problem? cars do that all the time, just like guns. and high explosives.
and airplanes. you never know when this will happen. that's why there
is never a known motive.
---
I explained this earlier.

It's the djinn. Or jinn.

Arab demons.


Posted by: shibumi at August 09, 2017 04:34 PM (aT+Bx)

335 >>Also as part of the agreement, the Justice Department would not proceed
with an investigation of Hillary's pay to play deals with foreign
governments and businessmen who contributed to the Clinton Foundation or
who paid Bill Clinton exorbitant speaking fees.




Oh hell no!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 04:34 PM (NOIQH)

336 During the exploratory talks with the prosecutor, ... the Justice Department has reexamined the email case and believes there are ample grounds for prosecuting Hillary on a number of counts.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2017 04:16 PM (+C5m6)


From your keyboard to God's ears. Those of us in the Horde that have/had security clearances know that evil, venal woman violated the law. We would already be in prison, no plea bargain, if we mishandled classified material as she did.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 09, 2017 04:34 PM (5Yee7)

337 @ Jane D'oh

What a lovely story to read! Ty for sharing it.

Posted by: Gorilla Guru of Gumdrops at August 09, 2017 04:34 PM (Ds6YC)

338 osted by: davidt at August 09, 2017 04:32 PM (XoldI)

I told my husband that this morning. His response was "Sheds be terrible as a minister. She be totally resentful she wasn't getting paid 300,000 a sermon and she'd have no way of relating to average people."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:34 PM (iVOAv)

339 Robert Mugabe transformed Rhodesia, the breadbasket of Africa into Zimbabwe, and African basket case.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2017 04:34 PM (TEIU+)

340 Silly naughty Zut!

Posted by: Strobe at August 09, 2017 04:35 PM (gbWkA)

341 And she has to become a Methodist Preacher.

Posted by: davidt
--------

*throws red flag*

Posted by: Spirit of John Wesley at August 09, 2017 04:36 PM (OdK9v)

342 334; so i can has anglo saxon, germanic demons then? i'm good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 09, 2017 04:36 PM (KP5rU)

343 The DOJ should pursue every part of the massive Clinton crime wave at State - Espionage Act, Public Records Act, and conflict of interest/bribery issues, and associated obstruction of justice crimes - FULLY.

No easy plea bargains. No settling for tiny symbolic acts.

And of course this goes for every one of the criminals involved, not just the stupid sociopathic criminal at the top. Most of them are younger, and have potential further govt. careers to be ruined/foreclosed.

You want an *easy* way to make a gigantic step in restoring integrity to America's sagging, hollowed-out, near-farcical institutions?

There it is. Do *anything* but a full investigation and prosecution of this crime wave, and you effectively FURTHER the degradation of the country. Adult job for adults to do. Sessions, Trump, et al - you up to the task?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2017 04:37 PM (QDnY+)

344 osted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2017 04:32 PM (PY9jH)

Isn't that wonderful you're a surrogate mother to these young people?

I hope he finds some other Christians as a support group. Being a Christian at an American University unless it's specifically a Christian school must be difficult.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:37 PM (iVOAv)

345 It's the djinn. Or jinn.


----

It's "gin."

:hic:

Posted by: Hillary at August 09, 2017 04:37 PM (7HtZB)

346 Oh this is gonna leave a mark.....Texas democrats have no Candidate for Governor for 2018. No democrat is willing to step up to the plate and run after abortion barbie blew their chances for the next two decades.

Apparently they are talking about naming some unknown placeholder so they don't look like losers.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 09, 2017 04:37 PM (0pcwX)

347 341 And she has to become a Methodist Preacher.

Posted by: davidt
--------

*throws red flag*
Posted by: Spirit of John Wesley at August 09, 2017 04:36 PM (OdK9v)

I understand they move them around every 3 years or so, so she could spread herself all over the place.... sort of like a pandemic...

Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:38 PM (zSVEm)

348 Wiki just told me it's the third anniversary of the Ferguson Mo, Hands up; don't shoot, Michael Brown, if not fake than certainly spun pro thug, incident.

-
Damn, it feels good to be a gangster!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 04:38 PM (Nwg0u)

349 Posted by: Spirit of John Wesley at August 09, 2017 04:36 PM (OdK9v)

LOL. John Wesley did have women leading the class meetings, but Hillary as Methodist preacher would have gotten the fish eye.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:38 PM (iVOAv)

350 Nood. More office pron

Posted by: josephistan. at August 09, 2017 04:38 PM (7HtZB)

351 Student wanted to know first thing this morning what church we attend, and if he could go with us. He's from a close-knit family, and apparently his sweet mother couldn't even say goodbye to him. He's never been away from home.

He said his oldest brother asked him not to let his trip change who he is.

I really like this kid. We've been super blessed and lucky to have hosted three terrific young men so far.

Anyhow, it's storming like crazy here. Hoping his missing bag (thanks, Delta) shows up tomorrow. He said he feels like a kid who has just been dropped off in some magical amusement park. Heh.

Sorry to go O/T. Semi-on-topic, no way on earth would we host a muslim kid. No. Way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2017 04:39 PM (PY9jH)

352 ...and speaks English fluently.....
YOU LIE! -- This is CNN.

Posted by: Strobe at August 09, 2017 04:39 PM (gbWkA)

353 vehicular ramming attack. sounds like the car went crazy. what's the problem? cars do that all the time,
-------

Especially Audi's

Posted by: Diane Sawyer, ABC News at August 09, 2017 04:39 PM (OdK9v)

354 >>"Sheds be terrible as a minister. She be totally resentful she wasn't
getting paid 300,000 a sermon and she'd have no way of relating to
average people."


And that's just for starters....She couldn't demand the church cover her personal staff of whatever, including Huma. She'd have to get her own iced tea, fax her own paperwork, set her own dvr, etc. She wouldn't have a chauffeured SUV and personal plane...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 04:39 PM (NOIQH)

355 Hillary Clinton... she could spread herself all over the place...

The Phrasing, Please...

Posted by: Paolo at August 09, 2017 04:40 PM (XoldI)

356 Robert Mugabe transformed Rhodesia, the breadbasket of Africa into Zimbabwe, and African basket case.
---

Yep.

And that's what's happening in South Africa right now.

But to point that out is "rayciss."

Posted by: shibumi at August 09, 2017 04:40 PM (aT+Bx)

357 I understand they move them around every 3 years or so, so she could spread herself all over the place.... sort of like a pandemic...
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:38 PM (zSVEm)


No no no no no....we did our bit so that WOULDN'T happen. Cme ON guys. A bit of quid pro quo, alright?

Posted by: Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan at August 09, 2017 04:41 PM (CPk08)

358 Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2017 04:38 PM (zSVEm)

Not true so much anymore unless it's a really small church-Can you imagine Hillary wanting to speak to 15 people? or unless they're a church that specifically is a training church for seminary students. I can't imagine Hillary going to seminary at age 70

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:41 PM (iVOAv)

359 Robert Mugabe transformed Rhodesia, the breadbasket of Africa into Zimbabwe, and African basket case.

-
There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Zimbabwe.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 09, 2017 04:42 PM (Nwg0u)

360 Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2017 04:39 PM (NOIQH)

Then she's DIE in a church where there was no admin assistant and she was expected to make up the church bulletin. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2017 04:42 PM (iVOAv)

361 Austin Millbarge: Do you know what those things can do? Suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2017 04:47 PM (TEIU+)

362 343 Do *anything* but a full investigation and prosecution of this crime wave, and you effectively FURTHER the degradation of the country. Adult job for adults to do. Sessions, Trump, et al - you up to the task?
Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2017 04:37 PM

This is such a no-brainer, yet prosecutors do it all the time. We had a township treasurer who embezzled to the point that the IRS was sending notices that there was a lien against the township. She had worked honestly for YEARS - until a fire chief (where she was a part-timer) was allowed to pay back money HE embezzled and resign without jail time. Then she decided it was a no-lose option.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - Public intellectual at August 09, 2017 04:51 PM (G8B7r)

363
France: rolling countrysides, sprawling vineyards, quaint cafes. France: home to the world's greatest painters, chefs, and anti-semites.

The French: cowardly, yet opinionated; arrogant, yet foul-smelling; anti-Israel, anti-American, and, of course, as always, Jew-hating.

Paris: the city of whores, dog feces on every corner, and effete men yelling anti-Semitic remarks at children. The real crème de la crème of world culture.

With all that's going on in the world, isn't it about time we got back to hating the French?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 09, 2017 05:26 PM (QQ+il)

364 No Islam to see here! Move along.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at August 09, 2017 07:15 PM (Tb8E8)

365 France's policy has been to undermine American efforts in the ME and appease the Jihad in the hope that OTHER people would suffer terrorist attacks.

Posted by: Fen at August 09, 2017 11:19 PM (1L+hm)

366 AUGUSTA, GA - Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Ga. told police he observed a customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket. When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the Toys for Tots program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.

After police and an ambulance arrived at the scene, Cpl. Duggan was taken for treatment.

"The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw ..... injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off the curb after stabbing the Marine," according to a police report.

Posted by: pawn at August 10, 2017 12:10 AM (18iGF)

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