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Yah, bring that shit fat boy.
Posted by: Abiss at August 08, 2017 06:41 PM (L6Zpd) 2
FINALLY, Hank Johnson's prediction will come true!
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2017 06:41 PM (DQ4Fv) 3
Zombie wins in two.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2017 06:42 PM (QGoUX) 4
The Gross Domestic Product of Guam -- the size of a volleyball court -- probably exceeds that of North Korea.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2017 06:43 PM (DQ4Fv) 5
Guam?Who cares? It's gonna tip over anyway...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 06:44 PM (O2RFr) 6
No flaming skull?
Posted by: Kaitian at August 08, 2017 06:44 PM (V40IZ) 7
time to start sinking north korea. fixed for realism. enough with this useless little toad.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2017 06:44 PM (KP5rU) 8
3 Zombie wins in two.
Posted by: All Hail Eris And I coulda had it in one, but made so many typos that I had to spend 90 seconds correcting them before posting. Gah! Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2017 06:44 PM (DQ4Fv) 9
I'm not one for "preemptive war", but at some point it would be suicide to let this continue on.
Just not looking forward to a multi trillion dollar war where our great grandkids will be at bases in the former North Korea. Posted by: Jimbo at August 08, 2017 06:45 PM (73Pwg) 10
Seriously though, what type of military genius tells you where they are gonna strike?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 06:45 PM (O2RFr) 11
Release the dragons!
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 08, 2017 06:45 PM (lIZQs) 12
I haven't seen it written anywhere, but it doesn't mean no one has said it, but is it possible, even probable, that Iran is using the money they got from Obama Clause to fund the North Korean's with their nuclear ambitions, and using them as a proxy against us? They seem to have excelled their nuclear and ICBM programs at an alarming rate, sort of coinciding with Obama funding his terrorist friends. Just a thought.
Posted by: Anti-feminist at August 08, 2017 06:46 PM (0gAY0) 13
Go get 'em PDT.
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 08, 2017 06:46 PM (rnOjN) 14
I thought the Guam thing was a joke.
Why is this fucker still breathing along with the next 15 guys who succeed him? Serious question btw. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 08, 2017 06:46 PM (XFue2) 15
12 I haven't seen it written anywhere, but it doesn't mean no one has said it, but is it possible, even probable, that Iran is using the money they got from Obama
Yes, and probable... Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 06:46 PM (O2RFr) 16
Time to start sinking North Korean ships.
++++ Why that as opposed to hitting some of their missile bases? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2017 06:47 PM (FUu/Z) 17
Personally, time to start paying very close attention to launch sites, shame if a Durandall landed on some of them, those would take some time to repair.
Posted by: Picric at August 08, 2017 06:47 PM (uvAuw) 18
They need to start sending him spy photos of him having lunch.
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2017 06:47 PM (M+Lyo) 19
Ok, you naval/military types.....what we go in Guam?
Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2017 06:47 PM (Enq6K) 20
Well. This is getting interesting.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 06:47 PM (0mRoj) 21
my dear, departed dad had to serve in the korean conflict. i'm 61 years old. enough, already. even vietnam joined the world community. why do we keep playing with those backwards fucktards?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2017 06:47 PM (KP5rU) 22
Nuking Guam, strategically, is like the stupidest imaginable thing anyone could possibly do.
It would in no way actually impinge the USA's military capability, and yet would be an automatic trigger for all-out war. It's the equivalent of walking up to a sleeping bear, stripping naked, covering yourself in honey, hammering a stake into the ground next to the bear and chaining yourself to it, then jabbing the bear REAL hard with a sharp stick, and when the bear awakes, throwing the stick so far away that you can't reach it. Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2017 06:48 PM (DQ4Fv) 23
Of course the JEF is involved. If its harmful to US, just assume he made it that way on purpose and you'll be right nearly all the time.
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 08, 2017 06:48 PM (rnOjN) 24
It's the equivalent of walking up to a sleeping bear, stripping naked, covering yourself in honey, hammering a stake into the ground next to the bear and chaining yourself to it, then jabbing the bear REAL hard with a sharp stick, and when the bear awakes, throwing the stick so far away that you can't reach it.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2017 06:48 PM (DQ4Fv) You don't come here for the hunting, do you? Posted by: The Bear at August 08, 2017 06:49 PM (0mRoj) 25
Pyongyang glows in 5 . 4 . .
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2017 06:49 PM (lmPMy) 26
I haven't seen in any of these reports of "miniaturization" of the warhead whether or not it's a partial or full thermonuclear device.
Pyongyang has apparently been trying to take that next engineering step for a while. Simple in theory ("technically sweet" in Oppenheimer's words). Difficult to reduce to practice. If they have gotten to a working thermonuclear design, that's not good in and of itself. But it's also not good because the Norks are proliferators for pay. And they'll be busily providing stuff like hydrocodes and fabrication methods to other regimes with whom they cooperate on weapons development. Posted by: torquewrench at August 08, 2017 06:49 PM (ujwCG) 27
Drop a Fat Boy on the Fat Boy.
Posted by: mpfs at August 08, 2017 06:49 PM (79p/O) Posted by: Furious George at August 08, 2017 06:49 PM (j+dfT) 29
23 Of course the JEF is involved. If its harmful to US, just assume he made it that way on purpose and you'll be right nearly all the time.
Saw a story today that said "Obama WH spokesman" says.... blah,blah,blah.... I didn't know obama still had a WH spokesman Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 06:50 PM (O2RFr) 30
Willowed:
>>>>>It won't be a nuke war unless Norks nuke us or our allies first. However, I can see a ground war via the South and mass defections by the Norks troops just like in Gulf War. The wild card is what do the ChiComs, if anything. . . .Why a mass defection of the North Korean Troops? Honest question what do you base this on? Point of order....All North Koreans from birth are taught to revere and worship the Phat Boy. They are also taught the entire world is out to get them and they are the absolute last line of defense against hordes of Westerners whose only goal is to kill them and eat their children and take over their Country. They know nothing about freedom, they have no internet, no TV, no radio and the only books they have are what is provided by the State. They only have the State and the State feeds, teaches and clothes them. In Iraq there was international TV, internet, radio and Satellite TV, these things do not exist in North Korea. There will not be mass defections. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 06:50 PM (0pcwX) 31
25 Pyongyang glows in 5 . 4 . .
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2017 06:49 PM (lmPMy) It'll be lit up at night for the first time in ages. Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 06:50 PM (0mRoj) 32
See, I told you he wanted to flip Guam.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2017 06:50 PM (/tuJf) 33
Who doesn't like Gum?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 08, 2017 06:51 PM (bc2Lc) 34
Let's launch a McCain at them.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2017 06:51 PM (mcI77) 35
I'm beginning to wonder if all of this sudden "NK is on the verge of destroying us all" from "military sources" or "intel sources" (deep state?) is perhaps an orchestrated effort to push PDT into military action so his enemies can show all the civilian casulties and finallly really separate the pres from some of his supporters. Anyone think that could be the case? I'm just suspicious of every "breaking news" alert these days, and hope PDT is getting accurate info.
Posted by: Just wondering at August 08, 2017 06:51 PM (WBYpW) 36
BRB, shoving all my shit into a Faraday cage.
Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2017 06:51 PM (yzxic) 37
Why not EMP North Korea? They need to start from scratch anyways.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 08, 2017 06:51 PM (XFue2) 38
Maybe the Japs could pass the word, "Hey, fat boy, take it from us, you really don't want to attack one of America's Pacific islands."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2017 06:51 PM (oJPyx) 39
Lou Dobbs also reporting that an Iranian drone almost collided with a Navy fighter jet (100 ft). Repeated warnings were ignored....
Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2017 06:51 PM (Enq6K) 40
Any missiles they launch will be snuffed by the anti-miises aboard the subs we have in the west Pacific, just waiting for something to snuff.
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 08, 2017 06:51 PM (lIZQs) 41
29 23 Of course the JEF is involved. If its harmful to US, just assume he made it that way on purpose and you'll be right nearly all the time.
Saw a story today that said "Obama WH spokesman" says.... blah,blah,blah.... I didn't know obama still had a WH spokesman Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 06:50 PM (O2RFr) He holds the Office of the President Emeritus, complete with styrofoam columns and a TelePrompTer. Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 06:52 PM (0mRoj) 42
if they tried, they would be annihilated. glad Trump is finally pointing this out to them. time for the blackmail to stop. and time for China to stop acting like an ass.
Posted by: Caliban at August 08, 2017 06:52 PM (QE8X6) 43
Nuking Guam would knock out Anderson AB. Where the US can stage useful planes like B-52s so would be of importance.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2017 06:52 PM (lmPMy) 44
I'm beginning to wonder if all of this sudden "NK is on the verge of destroying us all" from "military sources" or "intel sources" (deep state?) is perhaps an orchestrated effort to push PDT into military action so his enemies can show all the civilian casulties and finallly really separate the pres from some of his supporters. Anyone think that could be the case? I'm just suspicious of every "breaking news" alert these days, and hope PDT is getting accurate info.
Posted by: You are not alone. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 08, 2017 06:52 PM (XFue2) 45
Iran and North Korea are joined at the hip with this nuke/ICBM insanity. I think it's now time to take down at least one of them. If not both. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 06:52 PM (mbhDw) 46
Well, that'll tip it over for sure !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at August 08, 2017 06:52 PM (Mcvvl) 47
>>Why not EMP North Korea? They need to start from scratch anyways.
And knock out both lightbulbs? Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2017 06:53 PM (/tuJf) 48
It's the equivalent of walking up to a sleeping
bear, stripping naked, covering yourself in honey, hammering a stake into the ground next to the bear and chaining yourself to it, then jabbing the bear REAL hard with a sharp stick, and when the bear awakes, throwing the stick so far away that you can't reach it. Posted by: zombie You do paint a picture. Posted by: pep at August 08, 2017 06:53 PM (LAe3v) 49
37 Why not EMP North Korea? They need to start from scratch anyways.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 08, 2017 06:51 PM (XFue2) They have nothing to EMP necessarily. And I imagine they've hardened their critical nuke and weapons sites in case of such an eventuality. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 06:53 PM (mbhDw) 50
>>>>>I'm beginning to wonder if all of this sudden "NK is on the verge of
destroying us all" from "military sources" or "intel sources" (deep state?) is perhaps an orchestrated effort to push PDT into military action so his enemies can show all the civilian casulties and finallly really separate the pres from some of his supporters. Anyone think that could be the case? I'm just suspicious of every "breaking news" alert these days, and hope PDT is getting accurate info. . . .I honestly was thinking the exact same thing. And McCain sealed the deal with his comments today. These reports are coming from the Pentagon and supposedly have been blessed by the 17 Intelligence Agencies. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 06:53 PM (0pcwX) 51
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Why not EMP North Korea? They need to start from scratch anyways. Posted by: Widespread Pepe EMP doesn't work on dung fires. Posted by: pep at August 08, 2017 06:53 PM (LAe3v) 52
Dat boy be crazy. Time to shut him down.
Posted by: freaked at August 08, 2017 06:53 PM (BO/km) 53
Nuking Guam, strategically, is like the stupidest imaginable thing anyone could possibly do.
It would in no way actually impinge the USA's military capability, and yet would be an automatic trigger for all-out war. It's the equivalent of walking up to a sleeping bear, stripping naked, covering yourself in honey, hammering a stake into the ground next to the bear and chaining yourself to it, then jabbing the bear REAL hard with a sharp stick, and when the bear awakes, throwing the stick so far away that you can't reach it. Posted by: zombie at August Meh, Guam has a lot of military hardware and has been slated to get lots bigger. You know who would like Guam nuked? Chicoms. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 08, 2017 06:54 PM (0wem/) 54
The Fourth Turning might be real after all.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 08, 2017 06:54 PM (XFue2) 55
Maybe this will at least cut down on the snake and spider problem Guam has.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 08, 2017 06:54 PM (6FqZa) 56
And I coulda had it in one, but made so many typos that I had to spend 90 seconds correcting them before posting. Gah!
- It's a game of inches. Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 08, 2017 06:54 PM (Nwg0u) 57
It would be very simple for every Nork ship at sea to just...disappear. Who can say why- probably Don Lemon black holes.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 08, 2017 06:54 PM (sqpGi) 58
I don't think the Nork's have a multi-stage thermonuclear device yet. They claim to have detonated one, but most experts agree that that test was a low yield fission device. Jack Keene (?) had an interesting take with Harris this morning that the missiles seem to copying a Chinese design, so maybe some very hard liners in Beijing have been slipping information to Whoa! Fat!
Posted by: Old Blue at August 08, 2017 06:55 PM (FAo3p) 59
I find it hard to believe that we don't know where Kim is at most of the time and couldn't drop a bomb thru his window at the right time. I'm all for that.
Posted by: freaked at August 08, 2017 06:55 PM (BO/km) 60
Our country's greatest enemies live within its borders.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 08, 2017 06:55 PM (MZcWR) 61
Why didn't you come to me like a man and tell me nood?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 08, 2017 06:55 PM (4ErVI) 62
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Nuking Guam would knock out Anderson AB. Where the US can stage useful planes like B-52s so would be of importance. Posted by: Anna Puma Don't we have enough redundant bases in places like Diego Garcia, Japan, and yes, SoKo? Posted by: pep at August 08, 2017 06:55 PM (LAe3v) 63
Ok, you naval/military types.....what we go in Guam? Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2017 06:47 PM (Enq6K) Off the top of my head: refuel and resupply point for naval forces (Naval Station Guam) and the ability to base and fly bombers (Andersen AFB). Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2017 06:55 PM (yzxic) 64
Irony - the NORKS miss Guam and hit Gaylord's pad in Hawai'i.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2017 06:55 PM (lmPMy) 65
if we turn the island over BEFORE he launches the nukes, nothing gets damaged!
then just flip it back after the shooting starts... y'all are welcome. next problem please? ![]() Posted by: redc1c4 at August 08, 2017 06:55 PM (O/zEg) 66
Remember the Maine
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2017 06:56 PM (IqV8l) 67
Not Gum, Guam. Gum just for women.
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at August 08, 2017 06:56 PM (PvCxa) 68
We should have a policy of shooting any Nork with a bmi of 20 or more. We should be poisoning every "luxury" food imported into North Korea, basically anything other than rice.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 08, 2017 06:56 PM (0wem/) 69
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These reports are coming from the Pentagon and supposedly have been blessed by the 17 Intelligence Agencies. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 06:53 PM (0pcwX) The fact that the Intel Community has completely eviscerated any trust I have in them is not just maddening, it's frightening given the fact that North Korea is a real threat. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 06:56 PM (mbhDw) 70
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I find it hard to believe that we don't know where Kim is at most of the time and couldn't drop a bomb thru his window at the right time. I'm all for that. Posted by: freaked I wouldn't count on it. Posted by: Saddam for 2 years at August 08, 2017 06:56 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 08, 2017 06:57 PM (4ErVI) 72
I imagine a missile launch at this stage would scramble every asset we have on Guam and elsewhere. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 06:57 PM (mbhDw) 73
It kind of eases my conscience a little bit that the US airdropped tons of flyers on Japanese cities toward the end of WWII, telling them to 'get out of Dodge' weeks before the nuking. Might be time to revive that practice in some updated fashion. For the tiny remaining bit of my conscience that doesn't give a fvck about any single solitary North Korean. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 08, 2017 06:57 PM (EgwCt) 74
The fact that the Intel Community has completely eviscerated any trust I have in them is not just maddening, it's frightening given the fact that North Korea is a real threat. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 06:56 PM (mbhDw) This. I know there are some good folks there, but they fight a Quixotic battle. Posted by: moki at August 08, 2017 06:57 PM (V+V48) 75
I'm wondering how many artillery sites we could hit within a few minutes, with our various missiles and cluster bombs and S Korea artillery fire. A couple thousand in a few minutes, if well done?
The NORK missile sites are relatively easy? And their navy goes down fast. But the NY Times would leak and Seoul would lose 20K ... the Slimes prefers that to a Trump win. Still ... it seems feasible, and then we get to hang some NY Times traitors, after we get their sources. We wouldn't use nukes, would we? Fire and brimstone we have with conventional Tony Stark type weaponry. Despite the Obama draw down of everything military. Military industrial complex smiles ... but Trump promised to rebuild. I'd rather remain the superpower than go all pussy hat and hope for the diversity offensive to charm them. Posted by: illiniwek at August 08, 2017 06:57 PM (b+0FS) 76
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>>>>>I'm beginning to wonder if all of this sudden "NK is on the verge of destroying us all" from "military sources" or "intel sources" (deep state?) is perhaps an orchestrated effort to push PDT into military action so his enemies can show all the civilian casulties and finallly really separate the pres from some of his supporters. Anyone think that could be the case? I'm just suspicious of every "breaking news" alert these days, and hope PDT is getting accurate info. . . .I honestly was thinking the exact same thing. And McCain sealed the deal with his comments today. These reports are coming from the Pentagon and supposedly have been blessed by the 17 Intelligence Agencies. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 06:53 PM (0pcwX) You think ALL of those agencies and the DOD and ronery Kim Jr. are giving PDT bogus info? Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (Enq6K) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (IqV8l) 78
53: the chicoms could end this shit now. they choose not to. time to stop importing shit from there. clog their ports with container ships full of half assed crap designed to fall apart before you get it out of the package. they want to play, lets play. i can live without their crap.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (KP5rU) 79
Hit Iran then lau out a case of why (they were supplying NK). Then hit NK. Bam you got yerself a twofer.
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (rnOjN) 80
There is at least a submarine squadron stationed in Guam.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (0wem/) 81
Bio weapon in NK.....reverse of the World War Z scenario.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (XFue2) 82
I'm sick and tired of white people being the only ones who can blow up the planet.
That's why I want the Koreans, the Sudanese, the Iranians, etc. to have nukes as well, to protect them from the depredations of the white man. Posted by: Barack Obama at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (P4UqR) 83
36 BRB, shoving all my shit into a Faraday cage.
Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2017 06:51 PM (yzxic) --- I actually am repacking my car's bugout bag. But now I'm thinking I need to spruce up my hunker down kit at work. I drank all my mixers for vodka. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (QGoUX) 84
60 Our country's greatest enemies live within its borders.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 08, 2017 06:55 PM (MZcWR) True. But that doesn't negate the psychopaths on the outside. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (mbhDw) 85
It's times like these I'm thankful the Democrats pissed off Russia. It's not like we need powerful allies in the region.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (/tuJf) 86
ace you might have missed it, 10 years ago Australian air force jets sank a North Korean ship (drug transport), with bombs.
One of the few uses of force to sink a ship, by a major nation, since WWII. Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2017 06:59 PM (QDnY+) 87
By the way, the public now expresses majority support for military action against North Korea.
Yeah, that'll last exactly until the war starts. Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 06:59 PM (sdi6R) 88
Don't we have enough redundant bases in places like Diego Garcia, Japan, and yes, SoKo?
Posted by: pep at August You want to put your stuff out of your enemies range. The norks can hit south Korea, Japan. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 08, 2017 06:59 PM (0wem/) 89
So what do we call a cluster of MOABs on Pyongyang?
Obviously, a cluster of MOABs. A murder of MOABs? A pod of MOABs? A kim of MOABs? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 08, 2017 07:00 PM (4ErVI) 90
@21 my dear, departed dad had to serve in the korean conflict. i'm 61 years old. enough, already. even vietnam joined the world community. why do we keep playing with those backwards fucktards?
----------------- Two reasons, really. 1.) China puts up with a level of obnoxiousness that the former USSR would never have tolerated among its client states. 2.) Seoul is within artillery range of the border. Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:00 PM (Q6qiA) 91
81 Bio weapon in NK.....reverse of the World War Z scenario.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (XFue2) Uncle Sam don't play that. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:00 PM (mbhDw) 92
Well, it's the right time. Tomorrow is Nagasaki day.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 08, 2017 07:00 PM (Nwg0u) 93
As I implied on the previous thread, can't we get Tom Cruise to call up Kim and do his Les Grossman bit?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 08, 2017 07:00 PM (P4UqR) 94
I find it hard to believe that we don't know where Kim is at most of the
time and couldn't drop a bomb thru his window at the right time. I'm all for that. --- Like we did to Saddam? Posted by: Methos at August 08, 2017 07:01 PM (XQvuQ) 95
Are there any ships there now?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (IqV8l) Remove the spaces: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Naval_Base_Guam https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Andersen_Air_Force_Base Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2017 07:01 PM (yzxic) 96
You want to put your stuff out of your enemies range. The norks can hit south Korea, Japan.
Posted by: yankeefifth Good point. Brussels it is. Posted by: pep at August 08, 2017 07:01 PM (LAe3v) 97
Trump: "An attack on the United States will be met with fire, fury and frankly power, the likes of which the world has never seen before."
Norks: "Okay, Guam then." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:01 PM (Mouru) 98
It's a game of Glitches.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 08, 2017 06:54 PM (Nwg0u) --- FTFY! Posted by: redc1c4 at August 08, 2017 07:01 PM (O/zEg) 99
90 2.) Seoul is within artillery range of the border.
Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:00 PM (Q6qiA) An estimated 50,000+ artillery pieces aimed at Seoul. And allegedly, if there is a war, the NorKs will allegedly lay down an all out barrage and at the same time do the same thing at the mined DMZ and banzai charge straight through. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:01 PM (mbhDw) 100
He has missiles that can reach Guam?
Posted by: IC at August 08, 2017 07:01 PM (a0IVu) 101
I'm wondering how many artillery sites we could hit within a few minutes, with our various missiles and cluster bombs and S Korea artillery fire. A couple thousand in a few minutes, if well done?
Nah, those guns are dug in deeper than an Alabama tick. Estimates are more than a million dead South Koreans before we got the situation under control. Not only is Seoul in easy artillery range, nearly all the country's heavy industry is right there along the border. Posted by: Indiana Jones at August 08, 2017 07:02 PM (Xuv2G) 102
>>>>>.I honestly was thinking the exact same thing. And McCain sealed the deal with his comments today.
These reports are coming from the Pentagon and supposedly have been blessed by the 17 Intelligence Agencies. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 06:53 PM (0pcwX) You think ALL of those agencies and the DOD and ronery Kim Jr. are giving PDT bogus info? . . .Reluctantly I have to say yes. I mean they have been proven to be less than honest and they all want Trump to fail. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:02 PM (0pcwX) 103
The gum comment by Biden had me in the aisle on my train. Good work.
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 08, 2017 07:02 PM (rnOjN) 104
92 Well, it's the right time. Tomorrow is Nagasaki day.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 08, 2017 07:00 PM (Nwg0u) If the NorKs are like the Muzzies in doing shit on historical anniversaries, then I'd say it's time to move up one DefCon. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:02 PM (mbhDw) 105
I actually am repacking my car's bugout bag. But
now I'm thinking I need to spruce up my hunker down kit at work. I drank all my mixers for vodka. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (QGoUX) I pretty much just put my group on standby to bug out. I know of a least one prepper organization that has put out an increased readiness level. Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2017 07:02 PM (yzxic) 106
35 I'm beginning to wonder if all of this sudden "NK is on the verge of destroying us all" from "military sources" or "intel sources" (deep state?) is perhaps an orchestrated effort to push PDT into military action so his enemies can show all the civilian casulties and finallly really separate the pres from some of his supporters. Anyone think that could be the case? I'm just suspicious of every "breaking news" alert these days, and hope PDT is getting accurate info.
Posted by: Just wondering at August 08, 2017 06:51 PM (WBYpW) I honestly wouldn't put it past the Deep State. There are some twisted individuals who will want to keep their hold on power no matter how many suffer and die. Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 07:03 PM (sdi6R) 107
You think ALL of those agencies and the DOD and ronery Kim Jr. are giving PDT bogus info? Probably. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:03 PM (utELx) 108
100 He has missiles that can reach Guam?
Posted by: IC at August 08, 2017 07:01 PM (a0IVu) In theory the missile they just tested could reach Chicago. They're a ways from miniaturizing a nuclear warhead enough to actually pull off a nuclear attack on the continental US, though. Posted by: Ace's liver at August 08, 2017 07:03 PM (Xuv2G) 109
We should tell the NORKS to put up or shut up.
Leave the fat Guamanians alone and take out Hollywood or L.A. tough guy. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 08, 2017 07:03 PM (5VlCp) 110
104 92 Well, it's the right time. Tomorrow is Nagasaki day.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 08, 2017 07:00 PM Pretty sure it would have the opposite results for NK... Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 07:03 PM (O2RFr) 111
Wasnt there a James Bond where we destroyed all the artillary with some sort of liquid weapon. Do we have that capability?
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 08, 2017 07:03 PM (rnOjN) 112
Not only is Seoul in easy artillery range, nearly all the country's heavy industry is right there along the border.
Now who's brilliant idea was THAT? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:03 PM (Mouru) Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2017 07:03 PM (mcI77) 114
@99 An estimated 50,000+ artillery pieces aimed at Seoul. And allegedly, if there is a war, the NorKs will allegedly lay down an all out barrage and at the same time do the same thing at the mined DMZ and banzai charge straight through.
------------------- The NORK army charging through the DMZ might be a rough for the local US and SK forces, but probably isn't a big deal. The general belief is that the NORK army is so starved for resources, and so behind on technology, that it wouldn't be a serious challenge for the local troops to deal with. There'd be no threat of getting pushed back to Pusan again. The vulnerability of Seoul is the real problem. Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:04 PM (Q6qiA) 115
Has Alan Alda weighed in yet? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:04 PM (utELx) 116
106
I honestly wouldn't put it past the Deep State. There are some twisted individuals who will want to keep their hold on power no matter how many suffer and die. Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 07:03 PM (sdi6R) Starting a war with North Korea and perhaps dragging in the Chi-Coms, all because you want to nullify an election??? I have to redact my comment about what I would do. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:04 PM (mbhDw) 117
An estimated 50,000+ artillery pieces aimed at Seoul. And allegedly, if
there is a war, the NorKs will allegedly lay down an all out barrage and at the same time do the same thing at the mined DMZ and banzai charge straight through. It's ghoulish to contemplate, but I seriously doubt the charge would continue after the first few divisions are turned into pink mist. The Banzai charge was ridiculous 70 years ago. Hell, 100 years ago. It's gotten exponentially more foolish since then. Posted by: pep at August 08, 2017 07:04 PM (LAe3v) 118
>>>>>I'm wondering how many artillery sites we could hit within a few
minutes, with our various missiles and cluster bombs and S Korea artillery fire. A couple thousand in a few minutes, if well done? Nah, those guns are dug in deeper than an Alabama tick. Estimates are more than a million dead South Koreans before we got the situation under control. Not only is Seoul in easy artillery range, nearly all the country's heavy industry is right there along the border. . . .We do not have the capability to kill half of what the Norks have aimed at Seoul with a first strike, and that is after weeks of staging assets into the Theater. And once we start moving Carriers and SSGN's around all heck breaks loose. Because CNN and MSNBC will be all over Trump for "threatening war". Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:04 PM (0pcwX) 119
15 August is Liberation Day in North Korea (liberation from Japan, that is).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (QGoUX) 120
101
Nah, those guns are dug in deeper than an Alabama tick. Estimates are more than a million dead South Koreans before we got the situation under control. Not only is Seoul in easy artillery range, nearly all the country's heavy industry is right there along the border. Posted by: Indiana Jones at August 08, 2017 07:02 PM (Xuv2G) They've had over a half century to remedy that. Why didn't they? Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (sdi6R) 121
If Chinese bank sanctions dont stop this then He(PDT) will turn them dark through an EMP type disabling attack(yea they have low tech but the most serious stuff should be vulnerable) ...then see if they want to talk about a 'better way'.
May be send that shit Better Way Paul Ryan over to show what a hot piece of humanity he is to negotiate 'peace'. Sarc. Total. Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (oBuXO) 122
Seriously though, what type of military genius tells you where they are gonna strike?
Posted by: It's me donna ________ It's a diversion. His real target is the Commonwealth of Northern Mariana Islands. He plans to hit Saipan, raid Tinian and abscond with all of those Corvette dollar coins (with lights that actually light up!). Posted by: FireHorse at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (zkGZ8) 123
They will have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
Posted by: President Stilgar at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (ppaKI) 124
Has Alan Alda weighed in yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:04 PM (utELx) No but James Taylor has penned a new song. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (Mouru) 125
I am now old enough to remember when China was the batshit crazy man of Asia.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (ClGV9) 126
So, who here sincerely thinks Maxine Waters, NYT, CNN, et al don't want bombings and Norks/Guamians/Americans killed?
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (psH+N) 127
114 Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:04 PM (Q6qiA)
Remember the axiom: quantity has a quality all its own. But, I hear what you're saying. Decapitation strike a la Desert Storm. And then flatten the missile silos and storage depots. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (mbhDw) 128
Serious question tho: do we have any intel on Chinese sleeper cells in US? I can see that happening from a mile away.
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (rnOjN) 129
And once we start moving Carriers and SSGN's around all heck breaks loose. Because CNN and MSNBC will be all over Trump for "threatening war".
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:04 PM (0pcwX) Not to mention broadcasting all vessel and troop movements, and leaking as much classified intel as possible. Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 07:06 PM (0mRoj) 130
111
Wasnt there a James Bond where we destroyed all the artillary with some sort of liquid weapon. Do we have that capability? Posted by: Eli Cash The one with Hallie Berry. Die Another Day. Posted by: pep at August 08, 2017 07:06 PM (LAe3v) 131
115
Has Alan Alda weighed in yet? I saw a recent quick outake of that old commie. He's got one foot on a banana peel and the other in Hell. He's a vegetable lasagna. Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2017 07:06 PM (mcI77) 132
Sure does seem like the deep state and co are trying to start a shooting war and if I had to guess it will probably be this year . It will not be good for the stock market but bonds will love it
Posted by: Big swingin Al at August 08, 2017 07:07 PM (HeLGY) 133
"Like we did to Saddam?"
We have a lot better tech now. Maybe he would be hard to hit though. Might have to blow up a few palaces looking for him. Posted by: freaked at August 08, 2017 07:07 PM (BO/km) 134
112 Not only is Seoul in easy artillery range, nearly all the country's heavy industry is right there along the border.
Now who's brilliant idea was THAT? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:03 PM (Mouru) Yeah, if it was me I'd have gone a little authoritarian and moved some of that stuff further south. If the Norks put a nuclear bomb on a cargo plane the South Koreans would have just seconds to make the decision to shoot it down before it arrived on target. They'd probably lose the capitol. Posted by: Ace's liver at August 08, 2017 07:07 PM (Xuv2G) 135
Gotta wonder what the Shit Status is right now.
Posted by: OCBill at August 08, 2017 07:07 PM (df+Zi) Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:07 PM (PY9jH) 137
This war is lost.
Posted by: Harry Reid at August 08, 2017 07:08 PM (j+dfT) 138
Personally, I'm glad we have an alpha male in the WH, instead of Preezy Leading From Behind.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:08 PM (PY9jH) 139
i can live without their crap.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2017 06:58 PM (KP5rU) Like GM engines. Posted by: bergerbilder at August 08, 2017 07:09 PM (lIZQs) 140
We ah Framing Dwagon!
Posted by: Kim Jongleur-Un at August 08, 2017 07:09 PM (WY8fM) 141
135 Gotta wonder what the Shit Status is right now.
Posted by: OCBill at August 08, 2017 07:07 PM (df+Zi) Deep. May be upgraded to Real. Hopefully we won't reach Holy. Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 07:09 PM (0mRoj) 142
>>>Not to mention broadcasting all vessel and troop movements, and leaking as much classified intel as possible.
Then maybe we should use CNN journos as human shields to tighten those loose lips. Tying Jim Acosta to front of an aircraft carrier ala Mad Max would be epic. Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 08, 2017 07:09 PM (ppaKI) 143
Well, that escalated quickly.
Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2017 07:09 PM (ANIFC) 144
South Korea's Army is larger than the US Army.
I really don't think that NK is interested in flattening Seoul. Not much point in it. I know, crazy dictator is crazy, but wanton destruction of the place you want to take over is not a workable plan. Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2017 07:09 PM (OvldT) 145
Personally, I'm glad we have an alpha male in the WH, instead of Preezy Leading From Behind.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:08 PM (PY9jH) Yep. If some of us are going to go, then everybody's going to go. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:09 PM (Mouru) 146
I know, let's send Madeleine Albright in her Stevie Ray Vaughn hat to negotiate again.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2017 07:10 PM (ClGV9) 147
Not so pleasant thoughts,
NK has chemical and biological weapons too. The nose cones on their ICBMs did not survive re-entry, which means they cannot nuke a city in the US, yet?! But they can loft a bomb that can explode above the atmosphere. Can you say EMP? Time for someone to remind the world that the US will respond to Chemical and Biological Weapons with our own Weapons. Since we don't have Chemical and Biological Weapons, that means we nuke the shit out of them. And remind everyone that President Donald Trump means it. Posted by: rd at August 08, 2017 07:10 PM (4dz1m) 148
And so it begins...
Posted by: MAGA at August 08, 2017 07:10 PM (Tyk2V) 149
Had multiple previous presidential administrations not kicked this can down the road, we might not be in the situation we find ourselves in now. Also, Billy, 'humidor' Clinton didn't help when he was making deals with the norks for 'lasting peace'.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 08, 2017 07:10 PM (phxs1) 150
128 Serious question tho: do we have any intel on Chinese sleeper cells in US? I can see that happening from a mile away.
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (rnOjN) Not Chi-Com: Iranian. That would be my bet. And of course Koreans. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:10 PM (mbhDw) 151
Then maybe we should use CNN journos as human
shields to tighten those loose lips. Tying Jim Acosta to front of an aircraft carrier ala Mad Max would be epic. Posted by: Citizen Cake Maybe the stern. Near that thing that goes round and round. Posted by: pep at August 08, 2017 07:10 PM (LAe3v) 152
Does this mean Dennis Rodman failed? He & Fat Boy were BFF.
Posted by: Gorilla Guru at August 08, 2017 07:10 PM (YIUYX) 153
No but James Taylor has penned a new song.
- I've seen fire and I've seen fury I'll see 'am again but I ain't in no hurry. Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 08, 2017 07:10 PM (Nwg0u) 154
Why that as opposed to hitting some of their missile bases?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2017 06:47 PM (FUu/Z) ************* All of their missile bases, silos, airplanes, hangers, army barracks, tanks, artillery, artillery stores, fuel storage facilities, fuel production facilities, and power plants. Oh, and all communications facilities. Posted by: gNewt at August 08, 2017 07:10 PM (DfaM+) 155
144 South Korea's Army is larger than the US Army.
I really don't think that NK is interested in flattening Seoul. Not much point in it. I know, crazy dictator is crazy, but wanton destruction of the place you want to take over is not a workable plan. Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2017 07:09 PM (OvldT) ....said the general staff to Hitler. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:11 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: RioBravo at August 08, 2017 07:11 PM (giT7q) 157
"84 60 Our country's greatest enemies live within its borders.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 08, 2017 06:55 PM (MZcWR) True. But that doesn't negate the psychopaths on the outside." Oh I agree. But the fact that there are hundreds of US citizens who would LOVE to see their fellow citizens vaporized, just so they can get back at Trump, is something that makes me feel hopeless. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 08, 2017 07:11 PM (MZcWR) 158
Clinton didn't help when he was making deals with the norks for 'lasting peace'.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 08, 2017 07:10 PM (phxs1) I guess the phrase "peace in our time" was already taken. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:11 PM (Mouru) 159
Might be time to revive that practice in some updated fashion. For the tiny remaining bit of my conscience that doesn't give a fvck about any single solitary North Korean. Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 08, 2017 06:57 PM (EgwCt) We need to quit telling our enemies what we're gonna do and just fucking do it. Posted by: Country Boy at August 08, 2017 07:11 PM (RqQ3x) 160
@127 Remember the axiom: quantity has a quality all its own.
----------------- I get what you're saying, and under some circumstances I might agree with you. But the technological disparity has been getting more and more out of balance over the years. Plus, the North Koreans have problems with food and oil. Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:11 PM (Q6qiA) 161
>>>And once we start moving Carriers and SSGN's around all heck breaks
loose. Because CNN and MSNBC will be all over Trump for "threatening war". Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:04 PM (0pcwX) Not to mention broadcasting all vessel and troop movements, and leaking as much classified intel as possible. . . .Why not? We have a history of doing just that in this Country. I have a bunch of audios from Congress during the War appropriations hearings from late in 1941. Up until 0800 December 7 more than half of the Country was for complete isolationism and were all over Roosevelt and his stealth attempts to get this Country involved in the War in Europe. Heck people are still blaming him for his "illegal" maneuvering to get the United State into the war. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:11 PM (0pcwX) 162
I'm old enough to remember the Cuban missile crisis. I remember my daddy, who was a squadron commander at Luke AFB, packing a duffel bag and heading for the base.
He hugged the three of us for a really long time, especially my mom. We all thought it was The End. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:11 PM (PY9jH) 163
>>Well, that escalated quickly.
Same old story. Very slowly and then all at once. It's not like we haven't been kicking this particular can down the road for decades. Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2017 07:12 PM (/tuJf) 164
146 I know, let's send Madeleine Albright in her Stevie Ray Vaughn hat to negotiate again.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2017 07:10 PM (ClGV9) Alrighty. *packs Chapstick and knee pads* *stretches jaw* Posted by: Madeleine Albright at August 08, 2017 07:12 PM (0mRoj) 165
NK's puny bombs can't make an emp big enough to cause damage from emp.
Posted by: freaked at August 08, 2017 07:12 PM (BO/km) 166
Nearly all if not all of the nork bases are dug into the sides of mountains, some of the runways are inside the mountains.
Their missile bases are not the same as ours they are launch pads. Hitting them is not so hard but the consequences are. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 08, 2017 07:12 PM (0wem/) 167
Does this mean Dennis Rodman failed? He & Fat Boy were BFF.
Posted by: Gorilla Guru at August 08, 2017 07:10 PM (YIUYX) dennis he always welcome Posted by: Kim Jong Un at August 08, 2017 07:12 PM (Mouru) 168
maybe the u.s. and south korea should just surrender. in the interest of whirled peas. it's the right thing to do.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2017 07:12 PM (KP5rU) 169
Willowed from last thread:
I was at an American Air Base in Korea from Jan 90-Jul 91. At that time we had B-61's and exercised with them often. While there, my sister squadron had the chemical commitment but Bush 41 decided that any attack on us with chemicals was the same as a nuclear attack and we would respond with them. Not long after I left the peninsula, he also pulled the nukes. Theoretically they are on a carrier that is offshore most of the time. Since we neither confirm or deny, who knows if they are still on carriers. I know they were no longer at the air base because when I went back in Nov 94, the security posture was just different enough to be able to discern and understand why. I have been gone from there since 1999 so cannot say with good authority if they ever came back but I seriously doubt it. I keep tabs on the two air bases well enough to know if they were ever brought back, I think. I'd bet we have more than a few on Guam though since it is set up for B-52's. I think Little Kim better back off before Trump gets too angry and decides to do something about it. I don't think he realizes that we did not elect a politician. Posted by: Bill R. at August 08, 2017 07:12 PM (IuYIh) 170
The usual twitter idiots and screaming that Trump is provoking a nuclear war.
Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2017 07:12 PM (wZuWv) 171
OT: Glen Campbell has died.
Breaking News at Rolling Stone dot com Posted by: RioBravo ________ If Rolling Stone is reporting on Glen Campbell's death, Glen Campbell is alive. Posted by: FireHorse at August 08, 2017 07:13 PM (zkGZ8) 172
165 NK's puny bombs can't make an emp big enough to cause damage from emp.
Posted by: freaked at August 08, 2017 07:12 PM (BO/km) Agreed. Let's wait until they develop ones that can do the job. /s Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:13 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:13 PM (utELx) 174
"No but James Taylor has penned a new song.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (Mouru)" I've seen fire and I seen rain... Okay, not new. Posted by: bergerbilder at August 08, 2017 07:13 PM (lIZQs) 175
Nork special forces probably have sleeper teams waiting to attack in South Korea, Japan, probably here too.
Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2017 07:13 PM (ANIFC) 176
60 Our country's greatest enemies live within its borders.
_________________ And several of them just spent 8 years in the White House, and some still have security clearances. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 08, 2017 07:13 PM (gNgc6) 177
166
Nearly all if not all of the nork bases are dug into the sides of mountains, some of the runways are inside the mountains. Thanks for digging your own graves, guys. **lobs missiles at the entrances** Posted by: pep at August 08, 2017 07:13 PM (LAe3v) 178
171 OT: Glen Campbell has died.
Breaking News at Rolling Stone dot com Posted by: RioBravo ________ If Rolling Stone is reporting on Glen Campbell's death, Glen Campbell is alive. Posted by: FireHorse at August 08, 2017 07:13 PM (zkGZ ![]() "How Glen Campbell Gang Raped Me After He Died" by Sabrina Rubin Erdelyi, with a foreword by Jason Blair. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:13 PM (mbhDw) 179
149 Had multiple previous presidential administrations not kicked this can down the road, we might not be in the situation we find ourselves in now. Also, Billy, 'humidor' Clinton didn't help when he was making deals with the norks for 'lasting peace'.
^^^This Peace at any cost is not peace at all. Posted by: Gorilla Guru Gin at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (YIUYX) 180
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
I figure I would survive a Hiroshima-sized bomb that hit Philadelphia. Of course, the Norks could target Philly and the bomb could land on my front lawn out here in the burbs. Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (sdi6R) 181
rd, we do own chemical and biological weapons. We would prefer not to use them.
Posted by: Old Blue at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (FAo3p) Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (nlbfN) 183
If Rolling Stone is reporting on Glen Campbell's death, Glen Campbell is alive.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 08, 2017 07:13 PM (zkGZ ![]() --------------------------- Well, CNN is reporting it too. / Posted by: RioBravo at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (giT7q) 184
The usual twitter idiots and screaming that Trump is provoking a nuclear war.
Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2017 07:12 PM (wZuWv) Idiots. I wonder if Barry, Mooch and the Moochettes have fled the country? Perhaps they're hiding out in a villa in the south of France? Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (PY9jH) 185
@Jane D'oh My mother tucked me in and said we might not wake up in the morning.
Posted by: lyn5 at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (UPRiw) 186
Idiots. I wonder if Barry, Mooch and the Moochettes have fled the country? Perhaps they're hiding out in a villa in the south of France?
I hear Guam is nice this time of year... Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 07:15 PM (O2RFr) 187
181 rd, we do own chemical and biological weapons. We would prefer not to use them.
Posted by: Old Blue at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (FAo3p) We have vowed and signed treaties forswearing their use. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw) 188
I figure I would survive a Hiroshima-sized bomb that hit Philadelphia. Of course, the Norks could target Philly and the bomb could land on my front lawn out here in the burbs.
Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (sdi6R) C'mon. No one gives two fucks for us here in Philly. Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2017 07:15 PM (ANIFC) Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2017 07:15 PM (yzxic) 190
185 @Jane D'oh My mother tucked me in and said we might not wake up in the morning.
Posted by: lyn5 at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (UPRiw) My mother did the same thing, only she said "you" not "we." Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 07:15 PM (0mRoj) 191
No war. Freeze all foriegn national Chinese assets currently held in US banks. 100% trade embargo on Chinese imports. China is the bad actor.
No war. Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2017 07:15 PM (WHVu+) Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 08, 2017 07:16 PM (Nwg0u) 193
Nork special forces probably have sleeper teams waiting to attack in South Korea, Japan, probably here too.
Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2017 07:13 PM There are several unoccupied islands off the coast of the air base I was at. RoK army troops routinely go to them to patrol and quite often they find litter from NorK special forces there. Posted by: Bill R. at August 08, 2017 07:16 PM (IuYIh) 194
You think ALL of those agencies and the DOD and ronery Kim Jr. are giving PDT bogus info?
That can no longer be ruled out. Posted by: Country Boy at August 08, 2017 07:16 PM (RqQ3x) 195
162 I'm old enough to remember the Cuban missile crisis. I remember my daddy, who was a squadron commander at Luke AFB, packing a duffel bag and heading for the base.
He hugged the three of us for a really long time, especially my mom. We all thought it was The End. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:11 PM (PY9jH) I wasn't born yet, but my brother told me that when the Cuban missile crisis happened my dad strapped on his side arm (when the military were allowed to have guns) and went in. Everyone was on alert including, him, the Commandant of the Corps of Engineer School. Now, they'd all freak out over guns on Army posts. Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2017 07:16 PM (wZuWv) 196
would survive a Hiroshima-sized bomb that hit Philadelphia. Of course, the Norks could target Philly and the bomb could land on my front lawn out here in the burbs.
Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (sdi6R) C'mon. No one gives two fucks for us here in Philly. Posted by: josephistan at August heh, well, the difference between a nork nuke and commie rule is the accelerated timeline. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 08, 2017 07:16 PM (0wem/) Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 08, 2017 07:16 PM (AU4SY) 198
188 I figure I would survive a Hiroshima-sized bomb that hit Philadelphia. Of course, the Norks could target Philly and the bomb could land on my front lawn out here in the burbs.
Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (sdi6R) C'mon. No one gives two fucks for us here in Philly. Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2017 07:15 PM (ANIFC) I like the cheesesteaks. But I have to say, the use of CheezWhiz gives me pause. Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 07:16 PM (0mRoj) 199
191 No war. Freeze all foriegn national Chinese assets currently held in US banks. 100% trade embargo on Chinese imports. China is the bad actor.
No war. Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2017 07:15 PM (WHVu+) So, you're going to sail into North Korean waters and protest too, eh? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw) 200
I partially blame our son. When he visited the DMZ, he and a couple of other Marines made obscene gestures to the NORKS. (They were promptly told to knock it off.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:17 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: FireHorse at August 08, 2017 07:18 PM (zkGZ8) 202
My mother tucked me in and said we might not wake up in the morning.
Posted by: lyn5 at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (UPRiw) Yikes. Why would they do that? Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2017 07:18 PM (wZuWv) Posted by: Chris M at August 08, 2017 07:18 PM (6RZos) 204
We have been destroying our chemical weapons for many years now. I do not know if they've all been destroyed but in any case, an attack by chemicals or bio weapons is the same as a nuke since Bush 41
Posted by: Bill R. at August 08, 2017 07:18 PM (IuYIh) 205
192 Glen Campbell has died.
- He was a lineman for the county. Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message ______ Some guy with Alzheimers got to play, but still no one will sign me. Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at August 08, 2017 07:18 PM (j+dfT) 206
I said earlier I thought this could be a deep state trick to isolate Trump from his supporters.
Having said that, though, it doesn't take away the threat that is North Korea. Even if they can't deliver a nuke to the US now, they will eventually get there. I want to see the Kim regime removed from power and the missiles gone. China can install a puppet regime without unification and no US ground troops. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 08, 2017 07:18 PM (4ErVI) 207
Blast it, I knew we should have sold our house in Cali this summer and moved to Texas instead of waiting till next year.
Posted by: IC at August 08, 2017 07:18 PM (a0IVu) 208
We have been destroying our chemical weapons for many years now. I do not know if they've all been destroyed but in any case, an attack by chemicals or bio weapons is the same as a nuke since Bush 41
Posted by: Bill R. at August 08, 2017 07:18 PM (IuYIh) --------------------------------- Destruction is scheduled to be completed in 2021. Posted by: RioBravo at August 08, 2017 07:19 PM (giT7q) 209
201: why do you have to ask?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2017 07:19 PM (KP5rU) 210
Sucks to be a Guamanian (is that a word?) but if nuking Guam wakes us up and results in Rand McNally having to re-issue a new World Atlas showing a big blank spot where North Korea used to be.....well, that's better than losing an American city.
Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2017 07:19 PM (5XCN6) 211
'Agreed. Let's wait until they develop ones that can do the job.'
The bang they could make with their nuclear firecracker would be bad enough. The emp effect negligible at this point. We should try one on them though, just to see if it works. Posted by: freaked at August 08, 2017 07:19 PM (BO/km) 212
Help us Dennis Rodman, you are our only hope.
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 08, 2017 07:19 PM (v3DL/) 213
Bomb dee bomb dee bomb!
Posted by: Trash Can Man at August 08, 2017 07:19 PM (0mRoj) 214
@175 Nork special forces probably have sleeper teams waiting to attack in South Korea, Japan, probably here too.
--------------------- I doubt it, actually. 1.) North Koreans tend to be horribly malnourished. Apparently it's not hard to spot someone who was born in the North. So they'd have problems blending in with the Southern population. 2.) While Japan does have a large Korean population, it's still only a notable minority in the country. A group of under-sized Koreans would probably be noted by the Japanese fairly quickly. Also, you're not going to get any chances to practice with weapons in Japan, which has some of the most restrictive gun control laws in the world (pretty much registered hunting rifles *only*, and the cops can come into your house to inspect your rifles annually). 3.) US? Maybe. We're cosmopolitan and diverse enough that some under-sized Asians wouldn't cause as big of a stir. Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:19 PM (Q6qiA) 215
I wasn't born yet, but my brother told me that when
the Cuban missile crisis happened my dad strapped on his side arm (when the military were allowed to have guns) and went in. Everyone was on alert including, him, the Commandant of the Corps of Engineer School. Now, they'd all freak out over guns on Army posts. Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2017 07:16 PM (wZuWv) I remember the good ol' days, when my dad always wore his sidearm on base (we were in Germany during the Cold War). He wore his to the base at Luke during the missile crisis. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:19 PM (PY9jH) 216
We have vowed and signed treaties forswearing their use.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw) JJ, that we have, but we still have the weapons. Posted by: Old Blue at August 08, 2017 07:19 PM (FAo3p) 217
Best case scenario? China invades the North & installs a rational tyrant.
Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2017 07:20 PM (ANIFC) 218
>>>>I'm old enough to remember the Cuban missile crisis. I remember my
daddy, who was a squadron commander at Luke AFB, packing a duffel bag and heading for the base. He hugged the three of us for a really long time, especially my mom. We all thought it was The End. . . .Time to revive the duck and cover drills from when I was in grade school, and maybe crank up the Civil Defense Corps again. When I went to first grade we literally had guys with CD helmets up on the school roof looking through binoculars for Soviet Planes. How the heck they were supposed to fly all the way to Akron Ohio without being spotted before then was somewhat of a mystery to me, but the guys were there and took their job seriously. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:20 PM (0pcwX) 219
207 Blast it, I knew we should have sold our house in Cali this summer and moved to Texas instead of waiting till next year.
If he hits Cali, I hope it's Hollywood... The movies they are putting out stink... Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 07:20 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2017 07:20 PM (WHVu+) 221
Remember when Preezy Choom Boy wanted us to be nuke-free? Good times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:20 PM (PY9jH) 222
Marilyn Albright, remember her? What does she say? Listen carefully and take notes, then do the exact opposite.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2017 07:21 PM (cSPtn) Posted by: mpfs at August 08, 2017 07:21 PM (79p/O) 224
We've secretly replaced the guy voted most likely to receive a titty twister's country with one bombed into the Stone Age.
Let's see if he notices. Posted by: Best Part of Waking Up at August 08, 2017 07:21 PM (BRpqW) 225
If he hits Cali, I hope it's Hollywood... The movies they are putting out stink...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 07:20 PM (O2RFr) Heh. Fat Kim...er..Supreme Leader Kim, Beverly Hills is where its at..seriously. Posted by: IC at August 08, 2017 07:21 PM (a0IVu) 226
I am assuming that tomorrow on Morning Joe I Killed an Intern show that Maxine Waters will show up and claim this is a war crime and demand we Impeach Trump.
Posted by: Mallamutt at August 08, 2017 07:22 PM (/HC6x) 227
well, it's not as if we would need to nuke them to kill one icbm
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 08, 2017 07:22 PM (AU4SY) 228
We kicked Guamania's ass too!
Posted by: Peruvia at August 08, 2017 07:22 PM (nlbfN) 229
220 JJ. fast on the draw to incinerate South Koreans, eh?
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2017 07:20 PM (WHVu+) Me? I have no weapons of mass destruction, unlike NORTH KOREA that are aimed at the South, Japan and us by a nut-burger who is threatening to actually use them. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:22 PM (mbhDw) 230
97 Trump: "An attack on the United States will be met with fire, fury and frankly power, the likes of which the world has never seen before."
Norks: "Okay, Guam then." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:01 PM (Mouru) I hope Fatty Whitewalls has someone tell him that Guam is the US. It was US Territory before Japan took the islands in WW2, and it is still US Territory. If he hits Guam, empty an Ohio Class on the Norks. If you see anything moving after that, empty another sub. Posted by: rd at August 08, 2017 07:22 PM (4dz1m) Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2017 07:22 PM (WHVu+) 232
Oh I agree. But the fact that there are hundreds of US citizens who would LOVE to see their fellow citizens vaporized, just so they can get back at Trump, is something that makes me feel hopeless.Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 08, 2017 07:11 PM (MZcWR) Seriously, these imbeciles are on twitter screaming that Trump's "tin pot dictator" speech is going to be taken seriously by fat boi. We want it taken seriously, asswipes. They'd rather see Guam and Hawaii vaporized than us do anything because that would really fix trump. Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2017 07:22 PM (wZuWv) 233
226 I am assuming that tomorrow on Morning Joe I Killed an Intern show that Maxine Waters will show up and claim this is a war crime and demand we Impeach Trump.
Perhaps a map for Lil' Kim with the location of the Morning Joe show would be good... Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 07:23 PM (O2RFr) 234
220 JJ. fast on the draw to incinerate South Koreans, eh? Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2017 07:20 PM (WHVu+) CHEap talk. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:23 PM (mbhDw) 235
Duck and cover video, circa 1951 (featuring Bert the Turtle):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:23 PM (PY9jH) 236
214 - I'm assuming that the North Korean Army gets, well, fed. Unlike the rest of the country.
Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2017 07:23 PM (ANIFC) 237
well, the same people giving us the intel on the miniaturized nuke gave us the intel on hussein's wmds.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 08, 2017 07:23 PM (0wem/) 238
I wonder if ISIS and the Iranians will give us a moment while we deal with this pesky North Korean issue?
Probably not. Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2017 07:23 PM (/tuJf) 239
I really don't think that NK is interested in flattening Seoul. Not much point in it. I know, crazy dictator is crazy, but wanton destruction of the place you want to take over is not a workable plan.
Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2017 07:09 PM (OvldT) They aren't interested in conquering anybody. Just maximum death and destruction as they go down. Posted by: Country Boy at August 08, 2017 07:23 PM (RqQ3x) 240
JJ. Since when are tarrifs and embargoes only for pussies and hippies?
Posted by: 13times BTW are you wearing footie jammies and holding a cup of cocoa? Posted by: mpfs at August 08, 2017 07:23 PM (79p/O) 241
Perhaps a map for Lil' Kim with the location of the Morning Joe show would be good...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 07:23 PM (O2RFr) And take out a reliable ally? Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 07:23 PM (0mRoj) 242
217 Best case scenario? China invades the North & installs a rational tyrant.
Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2017 07:20 PM (ANIFC) They can put one of those generals in charge. With a suit made out of medals and one of those frisbee hats they wear but make the hat like four times larger. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (4ErVI) 243
No war. Freeze all foriegn national Chinese assets currently held in US banks. 100% trade embargo on Chinese imports.
What about putting the Duke brothers' seats on the exchange up for sale at once? We could do that too. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (Mouru) 244
I remember the darkest time in our history, the closest we came to nuclear war. It was 1983, Reagan's first term. "The Day After" aired on ABC. It showed me what nuclear war was like. Our way of life was gone. People were using horse-drawn wagons. It was a confusing time. What confused me most was how those horses survived the nuclear war.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (zkGZ8) 245
Glenn wrote a song called "I'm Gonna Miss Me" on his last album. He knew he had Alzheimer's. Pretty cool
Posted by: Big swingin Al at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (EVGmi) 246
Maybe we ought to drop food on NK?
Posted by: MAGA at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (Tyk2V) 247
When I went to first grade we literally had guys with CD helmets up on the school roof looking through binoculars for Soviet Planes. How the heck they were supposed to fly all the way to Akron Ohio without being spotted before then was somewhat of a mystery to me, but the guys were there and took their job seriously.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman ______ The crafty Japanese managed to bomb a town in the Oklahoma Panhandle in WWII. http://tinyurl.com/y9gdnce8 Posted by: Furious George at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (j+dfT) Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (wZuWv) 249
There's also a shit load of tunnels under the DMZ. The Norks have plans, when the balloon goes up, to send troops through those tunnels. The mission is to come out and kill as many people as possible. Also, if the balloon goes up, standing orders are to kill all the prisoners in the camps. When Kim Il Sung made Kim Jong Il "Supreme Commander", the elder Kim asked him what will we do if it looks like were are going to lose control? The younger Kim replied "Kill as many people as possible!". The elder Kim replied, "Spoken like a true Supreme Commander!" That is their plan for a war. Kill as many people as possible. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (8O3HH) 250
241 Perhaps a map for Lil' Kim with the location of the Morning Joe show would be good...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 07:23 PM (O2RFr) And take out a reliable ally? We could say he called him fatty? Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (O2RFr) 251
231 JJ. Since when are tarrifs and embargoes only for pussies and hippies?
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2017 07:22 PM (WHVu+) So, you want to move our navy off their coast and engage in a naval blockade? Because the north has been dodging sanctions left, right and center. Defectors have testified that they do not work at all in this case. And you dodge my question. Fail. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (mbhDw) 252
Remember "NUTS!"? What was that, again? Some general's response to some foreign war mongering cuck?? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (utELx) 253
What about putting the Duke brothers' seats on the exchange up for sale at once? We could do that too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (Mouru) *snort* TURN THE MACHINES BACK ON!! Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (0mRoj) 254
@214 I'm assuming that the North Korean Army gets, well, fed. Unlike the rest of the country.
------------------ They do - mostly. I could be wrong, but I don't think they get as well fed as, say, your typical US soldier. But you have to grow up before you can join the military. They're underfed during their formative years, and it stunts their growth as a result. Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:25 PM (Q6qiA) 255
One thing is for certain, Drudge has become insufferable.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2017 07:25 PM (mcI77) 256
If I were Trump, I'd be on the phone with the premier of China right now.
"Look, let us do what we need to do. Okay? All we want is that you look the other way. We'll make it worth your while. We promise." Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2017 07:25 PM (eMKNe) 257
236 214 - I'm assuming that the North Korean Army gets, well, fed. Unlike the rest of the country.
Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2017 07:23 PM (ANIFC) --- Nope. http://www.ndtv.com/world-news/north-korea-soldiers-malnourished-report-459744 Posted by: SMFH at August 08, 2017 07:25 PM (sB1y1) Posted by: mpfs at August 08, 2017 07:25 PM (79p/O) 259
That Day After movie freaked me out
Posted by: Big swingin Al at August 08, 2017 07:25 PM (EVGmi) 260
Anyway, President Trump's response to North Korea should be COVFEFE! instead of Nuts! Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:25 PM (utELx) Posted by: Massed North Korean AAA at August 08, 2017 07:25 PM (0pcwX) 262
244
I remember the darkest time in our history, the closest we came to nuclear war. It was 1983, Reagan's first term. "The Day After" aired on ABC. It showed me what nuclear war was like. Our way of life was gone. People were using horse-drawn wagons. It was a confusing time. What confused me most was how those horses survived the nuclear war. Posted by: FireHorse at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (zkGZ ![]() I remember that. My lefty college was glued to the screens and I was laughing at them. Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2017 07:25 PM (wZuWv) 263
Oh I agree. But the fact that there are hundreds of US citizens who would LOVE to see their fellow citizens vaporized, just so they can get back at Trump, is something that makes me feel hopeless.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 08, 2017 07:11 PM (MZcWR) As soon as they start, they'll get their own version of vaporization. Bank it. Posted by: Country Boy at August 08, 2017 07:26 PM (RqQ3x) 264
dagny, a far better nuke movie was "Special Bulletin."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2017 07:26 PM (eMKNe) 265
252
Remember "NUTS!"? What was that, again? Some general's response to some foreign war mongering cuck?? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (utELx) Anthony McAulliffe's response to the Germans calling for him to surrender the 101 at Bastogne. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:26 PM (mbhDw) 266
They've had over a half century to remedy that. Why didn't they?
Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 07:05 PM (sdi6R) Remedy the Norks digging in their artillery on their side of the DMZ? Where do you start? Crank up the ground war again? That is a very bad idea.I recommend the book "This Kind Of War", by T. R. Fehrenbach. It might be necessary to kick off the Korean War again, but oh, mama, better to avoid that if we can. Below is a url for an essay from that book, the chapter titled 'Proud Legions', useful for those who think this will be easy:http://tinyurl.com/zgdeobf Posted by: Monty James at August 08, 2017 07:26 PM (gKOMX) 267
Lil' Kim was educated in Europe. This probably explains a lot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2017 07:26 PM (cSPtn) 268
What confused me most was how those horses survived the nuclear war.
Post-nuke breeding program using John Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker. Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2017 07:27 PM (nlbfN) 269
Hey, CB.
Posted by: SMFH at August 08, 2017 07:27 PM (sB1y1) 270
248 I feel bad that I wouldn't feel bad about California. I'm bad.
Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2017 07:24 PM (wZuWv) I would feel really bad. Posted by: CaliGirl at August 08, 2017 07:27 PM (Ri/rl) 271
The military hating left will be the first ones crying for the evil soldiers, sailors, and Marines to save their asses.
There are no safe spaces in a nuclear war. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:27 PM (PY9jH) 272
@262 I remember that. My lefty college was glued to the screens and I was laughing at them.
---------------- Didn't see it myself. Do remember seeing ads for it. Also remember how upset the left got when Amerika aired (Didn't see that, either) Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:27 PM (Q6qiA) 273
I feel bad that I wouldn't feel bad about California. I'm bad.
Posted by: dagny LOL Posted by: mpfs at August 08, 2017 07:25 PM (79p/O) Yeah, LO.... Hey, just wait one minute! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:27 PM (Mouru) Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2017 07:27 PM (O2RFr) 275
CaliGirl, me too ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2017 07:27 PM (eMKNe) 276
Lil' Kim was educated in Europe. This probably explains a lot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh He looks like he ate Europe. Posted by: mpfs at August 08, 2017 07:27 PM (79p/O) 277
Anthony McAulliffe's response to the Germans calling for him to surrender the 101 at Bastogne. I would never have remembered his name. Great response. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:28 PM (utELx) Posted by: SMFH at August 08, 2017 07:28 PM (sB1y1) Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2017 07:28 PM (WHVu+) 280
You think ALL of those agencies and the DOD and ronery Kim Jr. are giving PDT bogus info?
===== .Reluctantly I have to say yes. I mean they have been proven to be less than honest and they all want Trump to fail. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:02 PM (0pcwX) Probably. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:03 PM (utELx) That can no longer be ruled out. Posted by: Country Boy at August 08, 2017 07:16 PM (RqQ3x) So....let me get this straight....every person Trump appointed is....out to get him? Every.one.of.them? Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2017 07:28 PM (Enq6K) 281
"Then came Korea...
MacArthur sought a crushing military victory, modeling his actions on his recent total-war triumphs in the Pacific. Truman, by contrast, viewed the prevention of another catastrophic global war as his highest order of business. Other men in other circumstances might have been able to mediate such a difference of opinion, but in 1951 neither Truman nor MacArthur saw much room for compromise." Gosh, that was 66 years ago now. Posted by: bergerbilder at August 08, 2017 07:28 PM (lIZQs) 282
Trump should launch an attack on every major news room and half the university faculty lounges...just too be sure!
Posted by: Tentotwo at August 08, 2017 07:28 PM (yhf6w) 283
How are you going to get past us?
Posted by: Massed North Korean AA Swiss cheese and bagels, and doughnuts already got holes in them. Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2017 07:29 PM (nlbfN) 284
I really don't want to see anyone get nuked.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2017 07:29 PM (pPKG5) 285
btw, should I know what eventually happened at Bastogne? I mean, I watched Band of Brothers, so maybe I do know but forgot. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:29 PM (utELx) 286
It's not just U.S. analysts warning of the danger:
TOKYO (Reuters) - Japan said on Tuesday it was possible that North Korea had already developed nuclear warheads. It warned of an acute threat posed by North Korea's weapons programs as Pyongyang's continues a series of missile and nuclear tests in defiance of U.N. sanctions. Japan released its annual Defence White Paper after North Korea fired two intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) last month on lofted trajectories to land off Japan's west coast. "It is conceivable that North Korea's nuclear weapons program has already considerably advanced and it is possible that North Korea has already achieved the miniaturization of nuclear weapons and has acquired nuclear warheads," the Defence Ministry said. Posted by: OCBill at August 08, 2017 07:29 PM (df+Zi) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2017 07:29 PM (ClGV9) 288
279 JJ.
Siezing Chinese capital will work. Period. Oh, and I don't jump through your silly hoops. Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2017 07:28 PM (WHVu+) Oh great. Start a war with the Red Chinese when we can actually have them look the other way in this. Great brain, you ain't. BTW, is Soros cutting your CHEcks. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw) 289
Japan is about to nuke up, if they haven't done so already.
Posted by: SMFH at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (sB1y1) 290
I've read the Pentagon's war gaming the Nork scenario also end up going nuclear. That is, we have to use nukes in order to put a stop to it, and it goes nuclear fairly quickly. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (8O3HH) 291
btw, should I know what eventually happened at Bastogne?
Patton's tanks showed up and broke the siege. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (Mouru) 292
"Fire and Fury" just sounds so USFL.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (zkGZ8) 293
The late, great Chesty Puller:
"They're on our right, they're on our left, they're in front of us and behind us. They can't get away from us now!" Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (PY9jH) 294
That'll teach me to skim, I see now rickl was talking about the ROKs having most of their industry close to the DMZ. Me stupid. Forgive me, rickl.
Still, the Fehrenbach essay is a good read. Posted by: Monty James at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (gKOMX) 295
Well, CNN is reporting it too. /
Posted by: RioBravo at August 08, 2017 07:14 PM (giT7q) RS was watching CNN between bong hits. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (phxs1) 296
...Trump, is something that makes me feel hopeless. ...
*************** Resolution is a good thing. Posted by: gNewt at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (DfaM+) 297
Siezing Chinese capital will work. Period. Oh, and I don't jump through your silly hoops.
Posted by: 13times What's Siezing? Is it the same as Seizing? Or is it like One Hour Martinizing? Posted by: mpfs at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (79p/O) 298
Why use tactical nukes when we have so many conventional weapons?
I am not buying the tactical nukes thing. Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (UnDQI) 299
I'm assuming we are still talking behind closed doors with China. China is definitely the key and we have to make sure they fully understand we are prepared to do what we have to do and that we would like them to be part of it but if not we will do it anyway with the understanding that we are also prepared for any adverse response from China. In other words, we're all in.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (IDPbH) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:31 PM (utELx) 301
While I could give 2 shits about South Korea (ooh I can't buy a Kia!) this brinksmanship has come to the brink.
So, I think it would be really interesting if the NK Navy hit the bottom. Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2017 07:31 PM (OvldT) 302
publius, yup.
Although I think Pyongyang will get hit first with a MOAB. Leave it up to Kim to escalate. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2017 07:31 PM (eMKNe) 303
To me, this isn't about Trump being angry. It's about how long you let the crazy guy wave his gun around threatening to shoot his hostages before you tell your sniper to take the shot.
Posted by: OCBill at August 08, 2017 07:31 PM (df+Zi) 304
297 Siezing Chinese capital will work. Period. Oh, and I don't jump through your silly hoops.
Posted by: 13times What's Siezing? Is it the same as Seizing? Or is it like One Hour Martinizing? Posted by: mpfs at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (79p/O) He's a Soros troll. Best to avoid. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:31 PM (mbhDw) 305
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btw, should I know what eventually happened at Bastogne? I mean, I watched Band of Brothers, so maybe I do know but forgot. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:29 PM (utELx) We won!! Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2017 07:31 PM (ANIFC) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:31 PM (utELx) 307
>>>>>Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:02 PM (0pcwX)
Probably. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:03 PM (utELx) That can no longer be ruled out. Posted by: Country Boy at August 08, 2017 07:16 PM (RqQ3x) So....let me get this straight....every person Trump appointed is....out to get him? Every.one.of.them? . . .I said that where? Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:32 PM (0pcwX) 308
@289 Japan is about to nuke up, if they haven't done so already.
----------------- I suspect that Abe would love to if he thought he could get away with it. If he had his way, I suspect Japan would also be building half a dozen US-style supercarriers, and making alliances left and right with other nations in the region based on China's recent ambitions. And Article 9 would be scrapped. The question is whether the population as a whole is ready for it yet. Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:32 PM (Q6qiA) 309
232 But the fact that there are hundreds of US citizens who would LOVE to see their fellow citizens vaporized, just so they can get back at Trump, is something that makes me feel hopeless.Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 08, 2017 07:11 PM (MZcWR)
------ Historically there have always been people like that, ready to blow up the world to make their point. The only difference is now we have Twitter/Facebook...or TwitFace as I like to call it ....belching their hate & ignorance all over. Don't let them take your hope. Find a way to laugh at them... Posted by: Gorilla Guru Gin Fizz at August 08, 2017 07:32 PM (YIUYX) 310
Jack Sock, I would hope so.
I would hope the pragmatic Chinese are in charge and are of the mind that "we can work this out, but what's in it for us?" Rather than "this is an attack on OUR peninsula, fuck you." Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2017 07:32 PM (eMKNe) 311
I heard reports earlier today that Iran has been helping the NORKs.
Shocking, I know. Thanks, Obama, you worthless little shit weasel, and the scum who elected you. Twice. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:32 PM (PY9jH) 312
Thanks for the heads up, J.J.
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299 I'm assuming we are still talking behind closed doors with China. China is definitely the key and we have to make sure they fully understand we are prepared to do what we have to do and that we would like them to be part of it but if not we will do it anyway with the understanding that we are also prepared for any adverse response from China. In other words, we're all in.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 08, 2017 07:30 PM (IDPbH) It is a win-win for them if they let us do what we have to do. Depends on how PDT sweetens the pot for them. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:32 PM (mbhDw) 314
255 One thing is for certain, Drudge has become insufferable.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2017 07:25 PM (mcI77) Why has he gone to black & white the last few days? Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 07:32 PM (sdi6R) 315
"I feel bad that I wouldn't feel bad about California. I'm bad."
"I would feel really bad." We all would. We joke about it but I don't think any of us here would happy about the USA being attacked. Posted by: freaked at August 08, 2017 07:32 PM (BO/km) 316
If this was the old days, I'd be worried, because I know I'm sitting on an old Soviet first wave first strike target. (Not quite as closely now as I used to, but honestly...)
Now, Norks ain't got enough probably for more than a handful. I doubt we're even in range, let alone on the short list here. Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 08, 2017 07:32 PM (66CWr) 317
Meh. I'm seriously considering a plan whereby I motorboat Kate Upton's ample breasts.
Doesn't mean that: (a) I am going to attempt it; or (2) I would be even remotely successful in carrying it out. But I'm seriously considering it. Posted by: The mass media can EABOD at August 08, 2017 07:33 PM (CEU4j) 318
Patton's tanks showed up and broke the siege.
By pushing the krauts into the volcano? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:31 PM (utELx) Not sure. I know there was no volcano in the movie but that might have been due to budget limitations. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:33 PM (Mouru) 319
btw, should I know what eventually happened at Bastogne?
Well chances are Doc Roe and the Belgian nurse never met Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2017 07:33 PM (pPKG5) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2017 07:33 PM (ClGV9) Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:33 PM (Q6qiA) 322
37 Why not EMP North Korea? They need to start from scratch anyways. Posted by: Widespread Pepe It will only take out Fat boys ipad and microwave. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 08, 2017 07:33 PM (0ecq3) 323
somebody is pulling lil kims' strings. he's no military mastermind. i think we might find out soon. that little fucker can't relieve himself without help.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2017 07:34 PM (KP5rU) 324
Meh. I'm seriously considering a plan whereby I motorboat Kate Upton's ample breasts. Then try to "tune in" her Knobs and say, "Come in, Tokyo!, Come in, Tokyo!" (what movie is that from?) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:34 PM (utELx) 325
Anyone know how large the kill range is of the Nork's nukes?
I assume their weapons don't have nearly the kill radius of classic 1980s Soviet nukes. Although if one falls on us here in SoCal, that's cold comfort. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2017 07:34 PM (eMKNe) 326
Wayne Campbell is dead?
Posted by: no Stairway at August 08, 2017 07:34 PM (N4sLN) 327
>>>>I'm assuming we are still talking behind closed doors with China. China
is definitely the key and we have to make sure they fully understand we are prepared to do what we have to do and that we would like them to be part of it but if not we will do it anyway with the understanding that we are also prepared for any adverse response from China. In other words, we're all in. . . . .Here is the deal.....All of Trumps confidential conversations have been compromised by leakers in the White House. He can no longer have any candid real time conversations with anyone without the threat of that conversation being leaked. Let that sink in for a moment. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:34 PM (0pcwX) 328
284 I really don't want to see anyone get nuked.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2017 07:29 PM (pPKG5) Me either, but there are some I want to see get nuked more than others. Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R) 329
I also wonder what Putin is up to tonight.
If he's supportive of hitting the Norks, that could make China shrug their shoulders a lot faster I think. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2017 07:35 PM (eMKNe) 330
@315 We all would. We joke about it but I don't think any of us here would happy about the USA being attacked.
----------------- I prefer to look at the bright side. Illegal aliens from across the southern border would probably think twice before choosing California as their destination. Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:35 PM (Q6qiA) 331
291 btw, should I know what eventually happened at Bastogne?
Bill Guarnere took shrapnel while trying to save Joe Toye after Toye got his leg blown off. Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 07:35 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2017 07:35 PM (UnDQI) 333
"Any missiles they launch will be snuffed by the anti-miises aboard the subs we have in the west Pacific, just waiting for something to snuff."
SM-3 launched from a sub? Not a thing so far as I am aware. An Aegis surface platform with appropriate updates is perfectly well capable of sitting well away from Nork naval threats, and potshotting at Pyongyang's boosters. The problem is: can such intercepts be done to a high enough degree of reliability that we are willing to bet a city and its inhabitants' lives on it? Because while that capability has been tested, it hasn't been extensively tested under high realism conditions. Posted by: torquewrench at August 08, 2017 07:35 PM (ujwCG) 334
Update: Spike Lee denies organizing Kaepernick rally.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2017 07:35 PM (nlbfN) 335
@21:"why do we keep playing with those backwards fucktards?"
'Cause we've been a little short on balls since '45. Also, probably wanted to avoid pulling Russia and China in - which, for most of this history of our dealings with the Norks, was (and still kind of is) a legit concern. Posted by: The entirerty of Clan MacDonald at August 08, 2017 07:35 PM (rznWS) 336
The commie fucks that maintain the Doomsday propaganda clock must all have woodies.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2017 07:36 PM (mcI77) 337
@332: "Besides Patton showing up, didn't the Germans run out of fuel?"
That, and they ran out of shells before the allies ran out of tanks. Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 08, 2017 07:36 PM (rznWS) 338
@319 Well chances are Doc Roe and the Belgian nurse never met
----------------- That might be true. I think I do vaguely remember reading about a popular local nurse who was killed when the church being used as a make-shift hospital was shelled. No word about her views on war, though. Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:36 PM (Q6qiA) 339
One thing is for certain, Drudge has become insufferable.
Good Lord, tell me about it. His headlines are like trying to decipher something Rainman would write. Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 08, 2017 07:36 PM (CNHr1) 340
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:34 PM (utELx)
Heh. I remember the scene but can't place the damn movie! I'm a failure. Posted by: The mass media can EABOD at August 08, 2017 07:36 PM (CEU4j) 341
Because we tried not having a world policeman and you see where that leads.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2017 07:36 PM (pPKG5) 342
325 Anyone know how large the kill range is of the Nork's nukes?
I assume their weapons don't have nearly the kill radius of classic 1980s Soviet nukes. Although if one falls on us here in SoCal, that's cold comfort. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2017 07:34 PM (eMKNe) --- http://www.nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/ Posted by: SMFH at August 08, 2017 07:37 PM (sB1y1) 343
Since I've been on SuperFood I haven't been sick!
Posted by: Kim Jong-un at August 08, 2017 07:37 PM (IqV8l) 344
168 maybe the u.s. and south korea should just surrender. in the interest of whirled peas. it's the right thing to do.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2017 07:12 PM (KP5rU) Surrender to Fatty Whitewalls and offer him a Victory Parade in Downtown Washington DC for him personally and a division of his troops. Drive the troops past a few parks with BBQ smoking it up, and have some convenient traffic jams. How many NORKS actually are still on the trucks? Arrest Kim for illegal entry. Posted by: rd at August 08, 2017 07:37 PM (4dz1m) 345
So....let me get this straight....every person Trump appointed is....out to get him? Every.one.of.them?
. . .I said that where? Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:32 PM (0pcwX) I asked if all those agencies and the DOD were feeding Trump bogus information just to discredit him. You responded:.Reluctantly I have to say yes. I mean they have been proven to be less than honest and they all want Trump to fail. Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2017 07:37 PM (Enq6K) 346
>>I heard reports earlier today that Iran has been helping the NORKs.
They've been trading scientists back and forth for years for both nuclear and rocket technology. Oddly, this wasn't reported all this much in the last 8 years. Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2017 07:37 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2017 07:37 PM (ClGV9) 348
btw, should I know what eventually happened at Bastogne?
- The weather broke, yanks got air support and air supply, Patton turned his entire 3rd Army 90 degrees and marched to relieve Bastogne, and we held. Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 08, 2017 07:37 PM (Nwg0u) 349
@332 Besides Patton showing up, didn't the Germans run out of fuel?
------------------- Not at Bastogne. 2nd Panzer did at Celes, where they got destroyed by the US 2nd Armored Division. Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:37 PM (Q6qiA) 350
339 One thing is for certain, Drudge has become insufferable.
Good Lord, tell me about it. His headlines are like trying to decipher something Rainman would write. Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 08, 2017 07:36 PM (CNHr1) T-I-M-E-F-O-R-W-A-P-N-E-R Wapner? A crummy commercial? Son of a BITCH! Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 07:38 PM (0mRoj) 351
evacuate Seoul and let's get this over with.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants. Shadilay, my dudes! at August 08, 2017 07:38 PM (fA1SL) 352
One thing is for certain, Drudge has become insufferable.
Good Lord, tell me about it. His headlines are like trying to decipher something Rainman would write. Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 08, 2017 07:36 PM (CNHr1) I think I've been to his site once in the past four weeks. I tend to check out Newsbusters. Sadly, they don't report the latest Yeti sightings. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:38 PM (PY9jH) 353
332 Besides Patton showing up, didn't the Germans run out of fuel?
Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2017 07:35 PM (UnDQI) Correct. They needed to forage for their fuel and their goal of driving all the way to Antwerp and splitting the Allies in two was way too ambitious, even if everything went their way. That said, more GIs died there than any other campaign. And if you also include the Hurtgen Forest which preceded this by a few weeks, the fall and winter of '44 and '45 was hell on earth for the US Army. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:38 PM (mbhDw) 354
Here is the deal.....All of Trumps confidential conversations have been compromised by leakers in the White House. He can no longer have any candid real time conversations with anyone without the threat of that conversation being leaked.
Let that sink in for a moment. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:34 PM (0pcwX) Which is why he has moved to the golf club. They're searchig for bugs and leakers. Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2017 07:38 PM (wZuWv) 355
Re Kaepernick, someone whose say-so matters for-real recently said Nah, I think we'll go with Jay Cutler instead.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 08, 2017 07:38 PM (zkGZ8) 356
>>>>>
@332: "Besides Patton showing up, didn't the Germans run out of fuel?" That, and they ran out of shells before the allies ran out of tanks. . . .That plus a terrible road network to attack through and tons of Sherman's getting flank shots on Panthers that were having to advance down narrow roads right into ambushes if they had not run out of fuel. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:38 PM (0pcwX) 357
The Belgian and the African ( Senegalese?) nurse are well documented, that Doc Roe ever got to see yet know them is in question.
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2017 07:39 PM (pPKG5) 358
Didn't read the link but Drudge has a story up about Russia urging everyone to calm down.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2017 07:39 PM (nlbfN) 359
Sherman and Tecumseh showed up, too. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 08, 2017 07:39 PM (utELx) 360
355 Re Kaepernick, someone whose say-so matters for-real recently said Nah, I think we'll go with Jay Cutler instead.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 08, 2017 07:38 PM (zkGZ ![]() --- lol Posted by: SMFH at August 08, 2017 07:39 PM (sB1y1) 361
Japan got bombed by us and they came out of it pretty well. It might be the best thing that could happen to NK.
Posted by: freaked at August 08, 2017 07:39 PM (BO/km) 362
That said, more GIs died there than any other campaign. And if you also include the Hurtgen Forest which preceded this by a few weeks, the fall and winter of '44 and '45 was hell on earth for the US Army.
Do tell. Posted by: The Russian Army at August 08, 2017 07:39 PM (Mouru) 363
Everyone of those NK subs need to be deep sixed post haste.
If you don't see footage of it on the 6o'clock news, did it really happen? Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2017 07:39 PM (mvElh) 364
Looks like the troll is gone. Meh. Putz. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:40 PM (mbhDw) 365
T-I-M-E-F-O-R-W-A-P-N-E-R
Wapner? A crummy commercial? Son of a BITCH! Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 07:38 PM (0mRoj) --- heheh Posted by: SMFH at August 08, 2017 07:40 PM (sB1y1) 366
>>>>>So....let me get this straight....every person Trump appointed is....out to get him? Every.one.of.them?
. . .I said that where? Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:32 PM (0pcwX) I asked if all those agencies and the DOD were feeding Trump bogus information just to discredit him. You responded:.Reluctantly I have to say yes. I mean they have been proven to be less than honest and they all want Trump to fail. . . .OK where did I say that every single person Trump appointed wanted him to fail? Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:40 PM (0pcwX) 367
"there are hundreds of US citizens who would LOVE to see their fellow citizens vaporized, just so they can get back at Trump"
Levin had a fellow on the other day who was, if memory serves, in musical circles in Portland OR, so he's around some serious moonbattery from the people he works with. This guy said that the prevailing opinion among those he talks to is, well, if an American city gets nuked, that's too bad, it's just the breaks. Explicitly likening it to the Barack Obama policy position on terrorism that the nation can "absorb" a certain level of terrorist attacks without coming apart at the seams. They're casually proposing to "absorb" a city's incineration. Posted by: torquewrench at August 08, 2017 07:40 PM (ujwCG) 368
How many people here trust our politcal leaders are prepared to successfully procescute a 'limited' military engagement in SE Asia?
Famous last words: this military engagement will be over in a week. Our leaders. McCain. Pelosi. Waters. McConnell. Schumer. Top. WoMen. Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2017 07:40 PM (WHVu+) 369
Play around with the Nukemap link. There's a setting for a 10 KT Nork test from 2013. That's smaller than the Hiroshima bomb.
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/ Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 07:40 PM (sdi6R) 370
362 That said, more GIs died there than any other campaign. And if you also include the Hurtgen Forest which preceded this by a few weeks, the fall and winter of '44 and '45 was hell on earth for the US Army.
Do tell. Posted by: The Russian Army at August 08, 2017 07:39 PM (Mouru) I said GIs! GIs! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:40 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:41 PM (PY9jH) 372
Any country that names their capital Poontang is okay by me. Heh.
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at August 08, 2017 07:41 PM (Tyii7) 373
>>Didn't read the link but Drudge has a story up about Russia urging everyone to calm down.
As I was saying, sure would be nice to have a friendly Putin right now. Thanks Democrats! Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2017 07:41 PM (/tuJf) 374
@356
.That plus a terrible road network to attack through and tons of Sherman's getting flank shots on Panthers that were having to advance down narrow roads right into ambushes if they had not run out of fuel. ------------------ Thing is, they used that same road network to blow a hole in the French lines in 1940. Hitler thought he could do the same thing in 1944. The difference, though, is that the Anglo-American forces actually bothered to put enough troops in place to stop anyone reckless enough to try it, whereas the French in 1940 left only a very light screen in place that was under orders to fall back (and then be ignored) if they came under attack. Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:42 PM (Q6qiA) Posted by: geoffb5 at August 08, 2017 07:42 PM (d3wbb) 376
That'll definitely tip Guam over!
Posted by: Hank Johnson at August 08, 2017 07:42 PM (2X7pN) Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2017 07:42 PM (mcI77) 378
rickl, *smaller* than Hiroshima? Good grief.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2017 07:42 PM (eMKNe) 379
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2017 07:40 PM (WHVu+)
--- I totes have the utmost confidence in our government. *coughs* Shit, damn near choked on that. Posted by: SMFH at August 08, 2017 07:42 PM (sB1y1) 380
One nuke scenario is the Norks puts one of the nuke devices on an ox cart in one of those tunnels, a tunnel they've dug that goes the farthest South. Perhaps as close as they can get to US troops. Boom. Their response to anything we do is going to be to unleash artillery hell on Seoul, Banzai charge across the DMZ and out of the tunnels. Again, kill as many SKs and US troops as possible in the shortest time they can. Any "preemptive strike" plans have to deal with the this shit. And it doesn't look good. Basically, I think the only good preemptive strike option is itself nuclear. Tactial nuking the fuck out of the artillery locations and troops on the DMZ. Big ass strategic nukes everywhere else. And that ain't something I'd be exactly itching to pull the trigger on. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at August 08, 2017 07:42 PM (8O3HH) 381
When Bruce Campbell dies I'm not sure he'll stay dead.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 08, 2017 07:42 PM (Nwg0u) 382
Ah gee, I see Glen Campbell died. This makes me very sad. Damn Alzheimer's.
Posted by: Tuna at August 08, 2017 07:42 PM (jm1YL) 383
.OK where did I say that every single person Trump appointed wanted him to fail?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:40 PM (0pcwX) Ok, my bad....I meant every single person Trump appointed that would be reporting to him on this issue. I assumed that was implied by original: You think ALL of those agencies and the DOD and ronery Kim Jr. are giving PDT bogus info? Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2017 07:43 PM (Enq6K) 384
We can absorb a few nuke attacks.
--- Barry Obama, lying on a beach somewhere Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:41 PM (PY9jH) I'm picturing toothpick arms, hairless chest and yellow Crocs, with a posse of good-looking guyfriends dithering about. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2017 07:43 PM (Mouru) 385
374 Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:42 PM (Q6qiA)
Ironically, the French Army was larger and better equipped than the Wehrmacht. They had better tanks but fought them in "penny-packets" whereas the Germans under Guderian massed their formations and knew how to maneuver. Plus the French commanders were miles away behind the lines and not right at the front to command. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2017 07:43 PM (mbhDw) 386
@361 Japan got bombed by us and they came out of it pretty well. It might be the best thing that could happen to NK.
------------------ Given the current state of things, more than likely. At the very least, we'd have to work *really* hard to make things worse than they currently are. Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:43 PM (Q6qiA) 387
I would also black op any outlet that supports NK economy.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2017 07:43 PM (mvElh) 388
College prof son suggests that Trump wil recognize ,in the most official way possible, Taiwan to twist China's nose. I say he writes THE letter to Sessions demanding that DWS and the Muslim Brotherhood and The Uranium Merchants (aka Billy Jeff and Hill) receive concentrated, overwhelming investigative attention. Starting immediately. Trump has a history of ratcheting stuff UP...not down. Now is as good a time as any to declare open internal war. Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at August 08, 2017 07:44 PM (oBuXO) 389
Yes,, very sad day Tuna. I loved him from the moment I first heard him sing.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at August 08, 2017 07:44 PM (CNHr1) 390
379: smfh, as do i.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2017 07:44 PM (KP5rU) 391
Send in the Dothraki and Khalesi on Drogon with a bandaid.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 08, 2017 07:44 PM (0ecq3) 392
381 When Bruce Campbell dies I'm not sure he'll stay dead.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 08, 2017 07:42 PM (Nwg0u) Heh. He & his chin are coming to town for a book signing in a few weeks, Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2017 07:44 PM (ANIFC) 393
I read that Miami considered Tim Tebow before going with Cutler.
I am hoping Tebow has a long a successful career in Baseball. Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2017 07:44 PM (UnDQI) 394
I'm worried that it will tip over, and capsize...
Posted by: Gilbert Ratchet at August 08, 2017 07:45 PM (PA/yh) 395
We just can't move away from the over the top croc hate here can we?
Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2017 07:45 PM (mcI77) 396
392 381 When Bruce Campbell dies I'm not sure he'll stay dead.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 08, 2017 07:42 PM (Nwg0u) Heh. He & his chin are coming to town for a book signing in a few weeks, Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2017 07:44 PM (ANIFC) Nice. I've heard he's a very cool guy who appreciated his fans. Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 07:45 PM (0mRoj) 397
I was in town earlier today, walking into a store, and a C-130 leaving Hunter AAF was leaving and flew super low overhead.
The sight and sound of freedom! Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:45 PM (PY9jH) 398
An interesting thought I just had ...
Probably 90 % of what Lil Fat Boi knows about the situation in the US comes from watching CNN and similar sources, so he has a very wrong impression of who PDT is, and is acting on that basis. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at August 08, 2017 07:46 PM (Mcvvl) 399
Why couldn't we just MOAB the DMZ, Pyongyang and several other high-level Nork targets at once? There would still be carnage but I'd bet that would make it difficult for them to keep going.
I assume the "duh" answer is, they'd see us coming. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2017 07:46 PM (eMKNe) 400
Although if one falls on us here in SoCal, that's cold comfort.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2017 07:34 PM (eMKNe) --- eh, if it hits DTLA, i'm in the blast shadow and upwind too... Posted by: redc1c4 at August 08, 2017 07:46 PM (O/zEg) 401
384; pink crocs my friend. he aint man enough for yellow.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2017 07:46 PM (KP5rU) 402
North Korea, Iran, Venezuela, the sun never sets on the new (nuclear) improved "Axis of Evil."
Posted by: geoffb5 at August 08, 2017 07:47 PM (d3wbb) 403
Guam only has 160000 people. They can come stay here in Germany. But they must know how to grope properly.
Posted by: Angela Merkel at August 08, 2017 07:47 PM (P4UqR) 404
Imagine President Hillary right now, her staff trying to wake her up from a stupor.
We dodged a bullet with that beast. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2017 07:47 PM (PY9jH) 405
well, the fun is what will the chicoms and sovs do if we are occupied with the norks? we do not have enough of a force to go into North Korea while simultaneously going toe to toe in Taiwan and the Baltics.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 08, 2017 07:48 PM (0wem/) 406
OT - Leah Remini - would hit like a pinata stuffed with hundred dollar bills.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants. Shadilay, my dudes! at August 08, 2017 07:48 PM (fA1SL) 407
redc1c4, yup. Still bad.
But can you imagine the terror of seeing a nuke cloud over LA? Even if it's the only one? The panic would be immense, and the freeways would be hyperpacked in literally minutes. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2017 07:48 PM (eMKNe) 408
"401 384; pink crocs my friend. he aint man enough for yellow."
Probably has the cute little buttons stuck in the holes just like my granddaughter does. Posted by: Tuna at August 08, 2017 07:48 PM (jm1YL) 409
Posted by: 13times at August 08, 2017 07:40 PM (WHVu+)
Well, it's NorthEast Asia and I don't believe any of them think it would be over in a week unless it was nuclear but, hey, you just run with that. Posted by: Bill R. at August 08, 2017 07:48 PM (IuYIh) 410
At the very least, we'd have to work *really* hard to make things worse than they currently are.
--- Challenge Accepted! Posted by: SJWs and the Failifornia state government at August 08, 2017 07:49 PM (O/zEg) 411
That Day After movie freaked me out
Posted by: Big swingin Al at August 08, 2017 07:25 PM (EVGmi) I was tripping when I watched that. It was a really entertaining day. Posted by: Country Boy at August 08, 2017 07:49 PM (RqQ3x) 412
OT - Leah Remini - would hit like a pinata stuffed with hundred dollar bills.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants. Shadilay, my dudes! at August 08, 2017 07:48 PM (fA1SL) After us. Posted by: Scientology at August 08, 2017 07:49 PM (Mouru) 413
406; so would i. so would i.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2017 07:49 PM (KP5rU) 414
I meant appreciates.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2017 07:50 PM (0mRoj) 415
>>>>OK where did I say that every single person Trump appointed wanted him to fail?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:40 PM (0pcwX) Ok, my bad....I meant every single person Trump appointed that would be reporting to him on this issue. I assumed that was implied by original: You think ALL of those agencies and the DOD and ronery Kim Jr. are giving PDT bogus info? . . .Honestly, I don't know what to think. I do know there are tons of people in DC that want Trump to fail and yes some of them would think a war with NK would be enough to get him thrown out of office and they would encourage that. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:51 PM (0pcwX) 416
Ok, you naval/military types.....what we go in Guam?
Posted by: Tami --------- A close friend, who is a small arms/explosives specialist. He occasionally 'out of the office' for a week or two. Posted by: Quiet Man at August 08, 2017 07:51 PM (pIW4p) 417
Reagan Campaign Director Rollins on Mitch McConnell: "It's Time for Change. I think he's Tired."
-Hoftenfeffer Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2017 07:51 PM (mcI77) 418
I hate to interrupt the war but the RLM guys just released a new Plinkett Review of Ghostbusters 2016 about 4 minutes ago.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 08, 2017 07:51 PM (mNQwG) 419
And that will surely cause the humanitarian crisis of millions of Norks flowing into China that they always say China is worried about.
Maybe if Muslims were allowed to make fun horror flicks, they wouldn't feel the need to turn real life into a horror film. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 08, 2017 07:51 PM (P4UqR) 420
@385 Ironically, the French Army was larger and better equipped than the Wehrmacht. They had better tanks but fought them in "penny-packets" whereas the Germans under Guderian massed their formations and knew how to maneuver.
------------------- Sort of. The S35 and Char 2b were solid tanks. But the rest sucked. The S35 was probably the only tank in the entire French army that was good in tank vs tank combat, and it was still highly limited by its one-man turret (which put too much of a strain on the tank commander). Plus there were only enough of them to equip one and a half divisions (the S35 was used in three divisions, with H35/H39 tanks making up the other division and a half's worth of tanks). The Char 2b was heavy enough to be all but invulnerable to German tanks, but extremely slow and mechanically unreliable. The Matilda was similar. The Germans should have taken this as a wake-up call, but didn't. And then they got a rather nasty shock when they ran into the T-34 for the first time (which was faster than their tanks, better armed than their tanks, and almost invulnerable to anything in use aside from an 8 ![]() French doctrine was largely built around the idea that tanks would be operating in support of infantry. That obviously wasn't the way things worked out, but very few French officers realized that until it was too late (DeGaulle was one of the ones who did, incidentally). Posted by: junior at August 08, 2017 07:51 PM (Q6qiA) 421
Can't wait for Democrat Representative from Georgia, Hank Johnson to state that the island -if bombed- might wobbble a bit, but right itself a short time later.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 08, 2017 07:51 PM (Roy2Z) 422
OT - Leah Remini - ...
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine ________ Since you brought up a "Living Dolls" cast member: Leah Remini or Halle Berry? Posted by: FireHorse at August 08, 2017 07:52 PM (zkGZ8) 423
Prediction: Within six months, Kim Jung-Un will be taken out by one of his own numerous heavily obese food tasters.
"You bite my fat cock! You bite it and die!" Posted by: Fritz at August 08, 2017 07:52 PM (eLttb) 424
Captain America cut a path through the forest with his bare hands as he lead a column of 3rd Army tanks into the German flank. Then he spiked the barrels on all the Tigers, and then he brawled with the boat captain from Jaws, who was wearing a mask but actually had a red face.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 08, 2017 07:52 PM (JyFLk) 425
If we get any kind of help from Russia to defuse this situation, it will prove collusion...
Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2017 07:53 PM (89VjS) 426
got a shit load of bricks to move out of the truck...
good news is, i has buttwiper to drink after. hasta Posted by: redc1c4 at August 08, 2017 07:53 PM (O/zEg) 427
>>I was tripping when I watched that. It was a really entertaining day.
In fairness, any day you are tripping is a really interesting day. Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2017 07:54 PM (/tuJf) 428
We have a naval base on Guam as well as Andersen AFB that can handle any kind of aircraft.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2017 07:54 PM (ClGV9) 429
Thanks, Brian in NO!
Posted by: FireHorse at August 08, 2017 07:54 PM (zkGZ8) Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 08, 2017 07:55 PM (TuRs5) 431
well, the younger leah remini yes, the current not so much.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 08, 2017 07:55 PM (0wem/) Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2017 07:55 PM (OvldT) 433
Nood
Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2017 07:56 PM (UnDQI) 434
he will reduce your puny country to rubble
is how I heard it Posted by: peewee at August 08, 2017 07:56 PM (s5Khz) 435
On the other hand this could be looked at as Kim providing us a live fire test of our ABM systems.
I'm not believing that all of a sudden NK has developed both a reliable ICBM and a reliable small nuke that can survive reentry and hit anything aimed at. Either our intel people have been downplaying this for years for Obama or they are making a crisis now with more fake news/leaks. Posted by: geoffb5 at August 08, 2017 07:56 PM (d3wbb) 436
'Guam' isn't a very inspiring sounding name.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 08, 2017 07:57 PM (P4UqR) Posted by: Country Boy at August 08, 2017 07:57 PM (RqQ3x) 438
Let them.
Then nuke them before it hits or is destroyed by Star Wars (tm) technology. But be fair, and tell them that. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 08, 2017 07:57 PM (P/kVC) 439
Fat Boy- Past performance is no indicator of future results.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2017 07:57 PM (mvElh) 440
Thank you President Truman for relieving GEN MacArthur back when it would have bee so much easier.
The fine hand of Democrats appears in every crisis! Posted by: Zombie John Birch at August 08, 2017 07:58 PM (gwPgz) 441
Let's take the Pueblo back.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 08, 2017 08:01 PM (LTHVh) Posted by: Hrothgar at August 08, 2017 08:03 PM (gwPgz) 443
Two thoughts:
1. Any response will go better (and send the appropriate message to China, Iran, and Russia) if it follows a successful THAAD deployment (or the equivalent). 2. How will McMaster try to screw this pooch? If I'm the President, McMaster gets accidentally locked in a broom closet (such a coinky-dink, it's RF-shielded with bottled water, saltines, and a porta-john) for the duration of the crisis. Posted by: Zapp Branigan at August 08, 2017 08:04 PM (FgFCM) 444
somebody is pulling lil kims' strings. he's no military mastermind. i think we might find out soon. that little fucker can't relieve himself without help.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2017 07:34 PM I totally agree. I made the same point, in different words, in the last couple threads. Posted by: bergerbilder at August 08, 2017 08:10 PM (lIZQs) 445
"354 Here is the deal.....All of Trumps confidential conversations have been compromised by leakers in the White House. He can no longer have any candid real time conversations with anyone without the threat of that conversation being leaked.
Let that sink in for a moment. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2017 07:34 PM (0pcwX) Which is why he has moved to the golf club. They're searchig for bugs and leakers. Posted by: dagny at August 08, 2017 07:38 PM (wZuWv) " Really, really good point. Working in a location that is 100% under his control. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at August 08, 2017 08:25 PM (Mcvvl) 446
@380
Those tunnels are very deep and in solid granite. About 9'x 9'. Don't think that would have the desired effect. Have a piece of granite from one of them that we found on a bookshelf. Back in the low tech days we would use some geophysics to get approximate locations then core drill and drop sensors in to detect the blasting to get a more accurate location. Posted by: Pete at August 08, 2017 08:31 PM (9XCka) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 08, 2017 09:17 PM (6FqZa) 448
That's a hell of a thread there, boulder terlit hobo. Apparently it's all our fault....
Posted by: JPS at August 08, 2017 09:24 PM (9ziuC) 449
447 MacArthur and LeMay on Korea :
twitter.com/jeff_kaye/status/849516376486182913 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 08, 2017 09:17 PM (6FqZa) Many of the commenters are saying, "Well, no wonder the Norks are the way they are. It's all America's fault." Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2017 09:26 PM (sdi6R) 450
How do you say, "Hold my beer, motherfucker" in Korean?
Posted by: Pendejo at August 08, 2017 10:25 PM (pJgMQ) 451
Public support for a war in Korea will fold very quickly. That'll be a mess. Not saying it won't or shouldn't happen. But it won't be popular.
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