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Bakers Refuse to Make Pro-Trump Birthday Cake for 9-Year-Old Boy Who Wrote Letter to President

Remember Dylan, usually called "Pickle"?

Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweeted out his fan letter to Trump and the national media scrambled all investigative resources to prove the letter was a hoax.

It wasn't.

Now he's got a birthday coming up, and he wanted a pro-Trump cake baked.

Seems that all of a sudden bakers are permitted to refuse to bake cakes with political messsages they disapprove of!

A boy whose letter to President Trump made national headlines last month reportedly wanted a pro-Trump cake for his birthday party, but his mother was unable to find a baker willing to fulfill the order.

...

Mr. Farris [who works with Alliance Defending Freedom, a group which has defended a baker who refused to bake a gay wedding cake] wondered why bakers are allowed to decline to make birthday cakes supporting Mr. Trump, but not wedding cakes supporting same-sex marriage.

"Similarly here, cake shops declined Pickle’s order for conscience reasons," Mr. Farris wrote in a blog post on Thursday. "Yet, no one on the Left is calling for legal action against the cake shops. And neither should anyone on the Right."

It's because this is no longer a nation of laws that apply to all similarly-situated persons equally, but a nation of blocs and factions which have different rights and privileges according to caste ranking.

Posted by: Ace at 02:05 PM




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1 #bakethecake

And I read the post too!

Posted by: Scott_T at August 07, 2017 02:07 PM (NmR1a)

2 Tell them the kid's gay.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 07, 2017 02:08 PM (qJhUV)

3 The kid should have ordered a cake that just said LOVE TRUMPS

It would have confused the hell out of the baker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:08 PM (Mouru)

4 Yeah, the left gets to have its cake and eat it too.

Me and you? STFU.


Posted by: dananjcon at August 07, 2017 02:08 PM (WLK0w)

5 Just get a happy birthday cake and leave room for your own message. Easily done. Pick your battles.

Posted by: Alaska Paul at August 07, 2017 02:08 PM (Hc+rA)

6 #Calexit is looking better and better every day.

Posted by: filbert at August 07, 2017 02:09 PM (s5o+q)

7 How about we make the bakers a cannoli and fill it with "a fudge like substance"?

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 02:09 PM (7XQES)

8 I'm calling for legal action, at minimum. Make them suffer under their own rules. Failing that, just make them suffer.

Posted by: deplorable shillelagh at August 07, 2017 02:09 PM (FIcZA)

9 I would not have a problem with this if any baker was allowed to refuse service to anyone for any reason. But that is not the case as that couple at the bakery in WA who is being bankrupted found out.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 07, 2017 02:10 PM (mpXpK)

10 But the bakers would gladly have baked a cake if a transgendered stripper was going to pop out of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:10 PM (Mouru)

11 Tell them the kid's gay.

Even better. Tell them he's a tranny.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 07, 2017 02:10 PM (qJhUV)

12 Assholes.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 07, 2017 02:10 PM (7uYFy)

13 So, the appropriate action here is a deluge of hate mail that forces these bakeries to close, right?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2017 02:10 PM (KUaJL)

14 It's really a revolt against individual rights. You cannot choose to go against the liberal thought police.

I would sue them just for shits and giggles.

But they can shove the cakes up their asses. Who wants it anyway.

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 02:11 PM (7XQES)

15 Have a pro-fag cake made, then scrape the writing off of it, and replace with your own.

Send the scraped off shit back to the bakery.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2017 02:11 PM (SRKgf)

16 Commerce Clause > Freedom of Speech > Freedom of Religion

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:11 PM (Mouru)

17 "It's because this is no longer a nation of laws that apply to all similarly-situated persons equally, but a nation of blocs and factions which have different rights and privileges according to caste cake ranking.

Posted by: Ace at 02:05 PM"

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 07, 2017 02:13 PM (lIZQs)

18 So they doxxed a child and published the result, then to add insult to injury these compassionate people won't even bake a birthday cake for a child who has badthink.

I think the surrounding bakeries need to be MADE to care more. In court.

Posted by: Mordineus at August 07, 2017 02:13 PM (MmOZr)

19 I'd bake a cake for the kid...hell I'll bake a few...I mean ya wouldn't want eat it, but hey, it's the thought and effort that count right? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 02:13 PM (5y11N)

20 Have a pro-fag cake made, then scrape the writing off of it, and replace with your own.


YAY FAGS?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:13 PM (Mouru)

21 Sue 'em set up a go find me and sue

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at August 07, 2017 02:14 PM (1tRwn)

22 You come to our street writtle boy. I make number 1 special party fo you. Mean you big cake.

Posted by: Chinese Number 1 Happy Speical Street, San Francisco at August 07, 2017 02:14 PM (gbWkA)

23 Be a shame if anything happened to yoos nice bake store?

Posted by: Vito from Jooosy at August 07, 2017 02:14 PM (5y11N)

24 So, the appropriate action here is a deluge of hate mail that forces these bakeries to close, right?



Lawsuits. Cash fines. Bankruptcy.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:14 PM (U76Nz)

25 The child does not have the correct politics. Society at large is to blame, but most of the blame must be borne by his parents, who ought to have ensured that he was educated. The State should see this as an opportunity to build the Perfect Young Man.

Also, cake makes people fat, so the child shouldn't have a birthday cake, anyway. He would probably die of diabetes or cardiac complications from obesity.

Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)

26 The law only applies to CERTAIN groups. Not part of the groups, not part of the law.

Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at August 07, 2017 02:14 PM (RD7QR)

27 This evidently was in CA where the Trump hate is strong. I just wish that CA exit movement would pick up steam. When they exit maybe the States in the South can too and allow the rest of country to wallow in their own shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 07, 2017 02:14 PM (mpXpK)

28 Have them make a pro Hillary cake. Tell them you want it to be crooked, filled with bourbon and adorned with email scrolls and a picture of Pinocchio.

For the adult version you can have a figurine of Bill, pants around his ankles, in a compromising position with a girl young enough to be his daughter.

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 02:15 PM (7XQES)

29 Young Mr. Pickle will discover life is much happier if he's a young Democrat. This is merely the initial education process. It gets harder and more urgent later on, so conform he must.

Posted by: Hairy Reid at August 07, 2017 02:15 PM (LISuA)

30 I am old enough to remember when mothers would bake their kids birthday cakes themselves.

Posted by: RTW at August 07, 2017 02:15 PM (YVtDq)

31 Claim Pickles is a Muslim, and make the bakery pay whatever that Portland bakery was fined (ca. $130,000?).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2017 02:15 PM (SRKgf)

32 Can he have a Trump piñata?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 07, 2017 02:15 PM (B03fH)

33 With all due respect to the ADF:

Bollocks. Send in the lawyers.

All or nothing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 07, 2017 02:15 PM (AM1GF)

34 I don't want them baking a cake for me anyway. I can get better stuff at one of my thousand hotels! But, thanks for the thought, kid! That's what matters.

Posted by: goon at August 07, 2017 02:15 PM (EaQ6/)

35 "Yet, no one on the Left is calling for legal action against the cake shops. And neither should anyone on the Right."

Fuck you, Farris. Fuck you with a barbed wire-wrapped pineapple soaked in turpentine.

Sue them. Sue them until they beg for mercy. Fuck this "we're better than that" assholery.

THIS is why we lose.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 07, 2017 02:15 PM (X6fMO)

36 The little bastard's lucky he's not in jail! H8er!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham: Famous Fat Girl and Narc at August 07, 2017 02:15 PM (qJhUV)

37 Ask a gay conservative which closet is easier.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2017 02:15 PM (rnAwa)

38 I would not have a problem with this if any baker was allowed to refuse service to anyone for any reason. But that is not the case as that couple at the bakery in WA who is being bankrupted found out.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 07, 2017 02:10 PM (mpXpK)


Exactly right. Those are the old rules, which progressives have declared to be null and void. So we need to make them play by the same rules they demanded for us.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at August 07, 2017 02:16 PM (bmzqy)

39 Can he have a Trump pinata?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 07, 2017 02:15 PM (B03fH)



Trump pinata? Sure.

Obama pinata? RACIST!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:16 PM (Mouru)

40 Maybe this guy doesn't want to sue, but others should put in similar requests for Trump cakes - and then SUE!!

Alinsky #4 their asses!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2017 02:16 PM (NOIQH)

41 The gay wedding cake debacle really did piss me off because it truly was about Christians "bending the knee" to the religion-hating Left.

They really get off on that which was probably driving 90% of the push to legalize gay marriage as well.

Posted by: Maritime at August 07, 2017 02:16 PM (VDVsF)

42 Honestly, what makes me most sad about this, is that I feel this is an indicator that we may well have passed the point of no return in this cold civil war we have going.

When your side honestly believes in their heart that they cannot so much as make a child's birthday cake for someone on the other side because they are just THAT evil, it means they no longer even feel your children are human. This means that they also will feel no compunction on remorse in other areas as well.

I weep for our nation.

Posted by: Mordineus at August 07, 2017 02:16 PM (MmOZr)

43 WHERE THE HELL IS CAKE GiRL???

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (7XQES)

44 It's because this is no longer a nation of laws that apply to all similarly-situated persons equally, but a nation of blocs and factions which have different rights and privileges according to caste ranking.


Generally, I would be all hey they have the right not to bake the cake just like people have a right not to have anything to do with a gay wedding but since I lost that argument, sue the ever loving crap out of them. Destroy them.

I hate these rules but if we're going to live under them, then we are all going to burn together.

Also, HA HA it's not thread jacking since this is actually on topic go me.

Welcome to stupid laws apply to you too:

http://bit.ly/2vcrpFR


Apparently there are private roads in SF (which makes sense most subdivisions have private roads).

Apparently the tax on the road is $14 per year.

Apparently the HOA for one of the most exclusive neighborhoods in SF forgot to pay that tax for 30 odd years.

So two years ago, someone bought the road and now the homeowners are SUPER BUTT HURT about it and want it set aside because waaaaaaahhhh.

Gee, selling someone's property out from under them for a small past due tax bill is unfair and outrageous? You. Don't. Say.

I adore the you must rescind the sale because it's mean legal position. Yeah, I bet there are a ton of older couples who lost their property because they couldn't afford the new taxes that would love to have an equity argument accepted.

You want those rules? Live by them.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (mf5HN)

45 They really get off on that which was probably driving 90% of the push to legalize gay marriage as well.

Posted by: Maritime at August 07, 2017 02:16 PM (VDVsF)



I believe the driver for that was environmentalists wanting a protected habitat for the virus and other STDs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (SRKgf)

46 Bake a cake at home, decorate it anyway you choose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Qdmemc6NY


It'll taste better as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (Tnhbr)

47 GOP will be all over this, oh boy I can't wait.

/Sarc off

Posted by: Kreplach at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (71/k8)

48 A Trump cake will be YUUGE and spectacular.

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (rmVvL)

49 PDT should buy the bakery and fire them all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (5y11N)

50 It's the west coast, so obviously they need to sic CPS on the parents

Posted by: brak at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (VckGX)

51 Bake me a cake, cake bitch

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (K2T58)

52 I was gamboling in the concourse between threads, and I overheard two of the official thread attendants saying non-critical things about Trump.

Please investigate!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 07, 2017 02:18 PM (ctuyM)

53 "Yet, no one on the Left is calling for legal action against the cake shops. And neither should anyone on the Right."

Fuck you, Farris. Fuck you with a barbed wire-wrapped pineapple soaked in turpentine.

Sue them. Sue them until they beg for mercy. Fuck this "we're better than that" assholery.

THIS is why we lose.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing



Amen. Fuck this high road shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:18 PM (U76Nz)

54 Christ, lady, bake your own kid's cake yourself. I don't like your whining any more than I liked the faggots' whining.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 07, 2017 02:18 PM (vkS2Z)

55 I accused Whole Foods of writing 'Love Wins Fag' on my cake. I was lying like Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Pastor Jordan Brown at August 07, 2017 02:18 PM (r/GRy)

56 They gota have double standards or they would not have any standards at all. GAH the stupid it burns. BAKE THE CAKE ASSHOLE! or admit no one should have to bake a cake or have to do anything they don't want to do.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 07, 2017 02:18 PM (zZWkn)

57 3 The kid should have ordered a cake that just said LOVE TRUMPS

It would have confused the hell out of the baker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:08 PM (Mouru)

then just scrape off the last S!!!!

Posted by: Don Quixote,.. who needs to change his socks more often at August 07, 2017 02:18 PM (NgKpN)

58 11 Tell them the kid's gay.

Even better. Tell them he's a tranny.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 07, 2017 02:10 PM (qJhUV)

-----------------------------------------

Bake a cake saying...

"I am gay for Trump"

Personally we should bring the original meaning of the word.

Gay = Happy. Social Conservatives should use the word in that context just to be jackasses. It would be funny to see how the left would respond.


Posted by: William Eaton at August 07, 2017 02:18 PM (MuTTO)

59 grrrrrr

Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2017 02:19 PM (admrv)

60 The gay wedding cake debacle really did piss me off because it truly was about Christians "bending the knee" to the religion-hating Left.


You'll just have to get used to it, like the little girls who should just accept seeing adult "women" with penises in the changing room.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:19 PM (Mouru)

61 >>Generally, I would be all hey they have the right not to bake the cake
just like people have a right not to have anything to do with a gay
wedding but since I lost that argument, sue the ever loving crap out of
them. Destroy them.



Yup!

"Live and live" became null and void sometime after 2008.

As Kurt Schlichter says, you're not going to like the new rules!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2017 02:19 PM (NOIQH)

62 Christ, lady, bake your own kid's cake yourself. I don't like your whining any more than I liked the faggots' whining.
Posted by: kathysaysso

_________

No, the only way we get some semblance of justice is when we hoist them on their own petard.

Posted by: Maritime at August 07, 2017 02:19 PM (VDVsF)

63 I adore the you must rescind the sale because it's mean legal position. Yeah, I bet there are a ton of older couples who lost their property because they couldn't afford the new taxes that would love to have an equity argument accepted.

You want those rules? Live by them.
Posted by: alexthechick



Yep. Same for this kid's cake.
Bake it or be sued out of existence.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:19 PM (U76Nz)

64 Maritime:

"it truly was about Christians 'bending the knee' to the religion-hating Left."

Who was the genius Moron - Vlad the Impaler maybe? - who wrote, "It's not about the knee. It's not about the bending. It's about the making."

And I honestly believe this is what bothers the cultural left, or at least my friends among it, the most about Trump. He won't be doing the making, at least not against the people they thought they'd finally put in their place.

Posted by: JPS at August 07, 2017 02:19 PM (B2Wdt)

65 Michael Harris is full of shit.

You don't change this current double standard by "being the better man". You change it by shoving the Left's bullshit so far down their own throats that they beg you to stop.

Beating Progressives is not difficult. But you must have the will to do so.

Harris ain't got it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 07, 2017 02:20 PM (/LX46)

66 I saw Adult Women with Penises open for Love Wins Fag in San Fran back in '83

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 07, 2017 02:20 PM (K2T58)

67 The Left will deflect this story by bringing up the plagiarized inauguration cake story.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 07, 2017 02:20 PM (4ugnK)

68 Make pancakes and spell TRUMP in bacon.
Everyone wins!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 07, 2017 02:21 PM (B03fH)

69 Has anyone tweeted this to Trump?

He needs to tweet about this, or have Sarah Huckabee-Sanders make a statement about it. Obama set that precedent, the demonizing of private citizens for wrongthink, so Trump can do it, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2017 02:21 PM (NOIQH)

70 Traub's bakery, Ridley Park makes MAGA Hats shaped like the baseball caps.

Posted by: kallisto at August 07, 2017 02:21 PM (53MZt)

71 Give the baker's coordinates to Kim Jung-un.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 02:21 PM (IqV8l)

72 Some lawyer out there could take this case pro-bono, and sue them all. The legal fees alone would make them pay for "social justice".

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 07, 2017 02:21 PM (lIZQs)

73 I wonder if they will be fined by the State Human Rights Commission?

Or will they be celebrated in the media?

/s

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2017 02:22 PM (JvZF+)

74 Some lawyer out there could take this case pro-bono, and sue them all. The legal fees alone would make them pay for "social justice".


Meh. Loser case. What would be the claim?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:22 PM (Mouru)

75 First they came for the Bakers, and I did not speak out,
Because I was not a Baker.

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 07, 2017 02:23 PM (K2T58)

76 >>Some lawyer out there could take this case pro-bono


Leave me out of this.

Posted by: Bono at August 07, 2017 02:23 PM (7Ub+5)

77 If Pickles had been a supporter of TFG and had requested a cake in the shape of a penis, I'm sure the bakers would have been ecstatic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2017 02:23 PM (PY9jH)

78 And I honestly believe this is what bothers the cultural left, or at least my friends among it, the most about Trump. He won't be doing the making, at least not against the people they thought they'd finally put in their place.
Posted by: JPS
_______


For sure.

And what's funny is Trump is hardly a cultural warrior which was usually defined as religious conservatives.

It drives the Left bat shit crazy that Trump punches back and isn't a coward that accepts their premise.

Remember, before this we thought the road to the White House was charming the media and making sure we never got called a racist or homophobe. That was the Left's big artillery.

Posted by: Maritime at August 07, 2017 02:23 PM (VDVsF)

79 Meh. Loser case. What would be the claim?




What was the claim on the Wash State bakery?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:23 PM (U76Nz)

80 What's hot?

Not Al Gore's global warming sequel.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8awhjho

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2017 02:23 PM (oVJmc)

81 62
Christ, lady, bake your own kid's cake yourself. I don't like your whining any more than I liked the faggots' whining.

Posted by: kathysaysso



_________



No, the only way we get some semblance of justice is when we hoist them on their own petard.

Posted by: Maritime at August 07, 2017 02:19 PM (VDVsF)

Well then, don a mask and smash out that bakery's windows PDQ!!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 07, 2017 02:23 PM (vkS2Z)

82
I'm guessing a lot of FREEDOM cakes will show up at Pickles house soon.

OTOH, I like pie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 07, 2017 02:24 PM (r+sAi)

83 Probably southern California, I doubt if the rest of the state cares one way or the other.

Posted by: Colin at August 07, 2017 02:24 PM (taUZ9)

84 I have cake for all good little boys

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 07, 2017 02:24 PM (7HtZB)

85 Well then, don a mask and smash out that bakery's windows PDQ!!!
Posted by: kathysaysso



Nope. Sue them into bankruptcy. Same as the Washington State bakery.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:25 PM (U76Nz)

86 Wait until libs get around to banning cake altogether. Well they'll still have cake, but you'll be "healthy" damn it!!!

Posted by: Mega at August 07, 2017 02:25 PM (OsleQ)

87 What was the claim on the Wash State bakery?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:23 PM (U76Nz)



They conflated a baker's refusal to bake a poofter cake with denying black people the right to sit at a lunch counter. Complete bullshit, but there it is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:25 PM (Mouru)

88 Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (mf5HN)

Is the public notice of the tax sale the only notice the HOA would have or do they get a notice before the property goes up for auction?



Posted by: Jack Sock at August 07, 2017 02:25 PM (4ugnK)

89 The left doesn't even know that they hate. This is how unaware unwoke they are.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2017 02:25 PM (rnAwa)

90 OTOH, I like pie.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 07, 2017 02:24 PM (r+sAi)


Well ... how are YOU doin' ?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 07, 2017 02:25 PM (/LX46)

91 They need to sue. As Ace has said a million times, unless the Left is dished their own medicine they will never stop. We have to be willing to push this stupid bullsh*t EVERY time until we are a nation of laws again. We can no longer afford to not go after people on the left because we want to be the bigger person/side.

Posted by: Chuck Finley at August 07, 2017 02:26 PM (Zaak5)

92 Does young Pickle have any type of physical handicap?

There you go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 07, 2017 02:26 PM (psH+N)

93 @74

Same as it was for the Baker who refused to bake a cake for a gay wedding.

They are a public accommodation and cannot simply refuse service because they don't like Trump.

But I'm sure leftists will tell us why this is different.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 07, 2017 02:26 PM (71/k8)

94 >>> Christ, lady, bake your own kid's cake yourself. I don't like your whining any more than I liked the faggots' whining. Posted by: kathysaysso at August 07, 2017 02:18 PM (vkS2Z)

"Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules."

Normally I'd agree kathysayso, but the left changed the rules. The left baked this friggin' cake when they sued Christian bakers, now they have to eat it. I think a bunch of people should ask for Trump cakes to be made and sue when refused service. Alinsky them.

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2017 02:26 PM (hvf9s)

95 Twinkies are small sponge cakes stuffed with cream.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at August 07, 2017 02:26 PM (mcI77)

96 Apparently there are private roads in SF (which makes sense most subdivisions have private roads).

Apparently the tax on the road is $14 per year.

Apparently the HOA for one of the most exclusive neighborhoods in SF forgot to pay that tax for 30 odd years.

So two years ago, someone bought the road and now the homeowners are SUPER BUTT HURT about it and want it set aside because waaaaaaahhhh.



Everyone is saying put up toll booths.

F that. No Trespassing signs. Rip out the pavement and put in a garden.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:27 PM (U76Nz)

97 Cut The Cake!

Posted by: Average White Band at August 07, 2017 02:27 PM (r/GRy)

98 95 Twinkies are small sponge cakes stuffed with cream.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham

ISWYDT

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 07, 2017 02:27 PM (K2T58)

99 Sue them. NOW! That's the only way the left will learn.

Posted by: Jackal at August 07, 2017 02:28 PM (0W6sV)

100 >>You don't change this current double standard by
"being the better man". You change it by shoving the Left's bullshit so
far down their own throats that they beg you to stop.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 07, 2017 02:20 PM (/LX46)

That's a little tame. You change it by getting nekkid, snorting bath salts, and eating their faces off until there are no more faces.

Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:28 PM (Bdeb0)

101 49 PDT should buy the bakery and fire them all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (5y11N)

Buy the bakery and let them walk away with money? Nah.

If they don't own their building, buy it. Then jack the rent up by factors of 10. Or evict them.

Own the building? Hmm. Time for some lawfare here. Eminent Domain them.

You guys "the left" drew first blood. And just like Barney Frank tells his gay lover, we tell you to "Brace yourself".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2017 02:28 PM (jxbfJ)

102 BART (SF's subway train system) has famously refused for years to release surveillance photos or even give descriptions of suspects who commit violent assaults on the train system, for no other reason (as revealed in a leaked memo last month) than to "protect" the criminals from "racist assumptions" on the part of victims and other passengers -- in other words, the perpetrators (BART unwittingly revealed) were mostly black and BART felt it was its duty to control the double-plus-ungood racist thoughts by their white commuters, by withholding photos and descriptions of the perps, preventing them from being identified by the public, and basically letting the criminals roam free attacking people. Better to endure a crime wave than allow one white commuter think suspicious thought of his fellow black passenger!

Well, the memo that leaked last month (in which the BART board openly discussed this policy, something which they long denied doing) caused such a public outcry (BART is a publicly owned utility) that the board was forced to FINALLY start releasing surveillance photos of violent suspects.

Well, guess what happened?

This morning, for the first time ever, BART finally released a surveillance photo of a criminal who has been savagely beaten random white passengers -- and within HOURS of the photo being released he was IDed by a member of the public, arrested and thrown in jail. (And yes, he was black, as everyone had assumed, "racistly"):

http://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/ BART-police-suspect-same-man-in-two-unprovoked-11739174.php

This only proves what everyine had been saying all along:

If BART had always IDed suspects, they would be caught much more quickly. And BART's longstanding policy of refusing to describe or depict suspects has in fact allowed those suspects to continue roaming free, committing crimes.

The SJWs in charge are consciously trying to destroy society. They had to be dragged kicking and screaming back to rational behavior. But it CAN be done, as today's incident has shown.

DON'T GIVE UP. Fight against entrenched Gramscian SJW policies. The struggle is not over!

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2017 02:28 PM (DQ4Fv)

103 They are a public accommodation and cannot simply refuse service because they don't like Trump.


I disagree. There are certain protected characteristics that you, as a business, can't use as a reason to refuse service. The customer's political leanings aren't one of them. Our ruling class, in its infinite wisdom, has decided that teh gheyness is one of them.

Hence, the baker case in WA.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:28 PM (Mouru)

104 Reminds me of a point i've heard from several sources:

"The Law" is not there to protect us from criminals.

It is there to protect criminals from us.

Go ahead. Ignore the rule of law. You won't like the result.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2017 02:28 PM (hcyUh)

105 What's hot?
Not Al Gore's global warming sequel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2017 02:23 PM (oVJmc)


I was wondering why the weather here got so damn cold. I actually have a little space heater going in my office and the A/C is turned off.
Early August - 67 fvcking degrees for the high. Insane.

Shoulda known.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 07, 2017 02:29 PM (EgwCt)

106
It is true though that a pro bono lawsuit wouldn't be about winning the case, it would be about using lawfare.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 07, 2017 02:29 PM (r+sAi)

107 Re: Silk Road

Parades. Lots and lots of parades.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 07, 2017 02:29 PM (psH+N)

108 Allowing a double standard to continue simply empowers them and hobbles us.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2017 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

109 80
What's hot?


Not Al Gore's global warming sequel.


http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8awhjho

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2017 02:23 PM

Climate is not cool anymore. And Al now looks like a rotting walrus. Double not cool.

Posted by: Lester at August 07, 2017 02:29 PM (LfJIn)

110 Oh the lawsuit talk reminded me. Did Trump finally get that Obama slush fund for frivolous SJW lawsuit payouts shut down? Or did congress find some way to muddle it up like they always do?

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2017 02:30 PM (hvf9s)

111 Diversity police are Othering a 9 yr old. Do we know the Intolerant Bakers - in order to yelp shame them?

Posted by: kallisto at August 07, 2017 02:30 PM (53MZt)

112 But I'm sure leftists will tell us why this is different.

It's different because we say it is. H8er!

Posted by: Lefty Lefterson: Lefty Teller of Lefty Truths at August 07, 2017 02:30 PM (qJhUV)

113 doesn't the California statute on discrimination make it illegal to discriminate on the basis of political party or affiliations?

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 02:30 PM (7XQES)

114 "Well then, don a mask and smash out that bakery's windows PDQ!!!"

Oh, I am sure it will get to that point. We just are not there yet. The only way to stop this nonsense is to give it back to the Left, the same way they have been treating us. Nothing else will work.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 07, 2017 02:31 PM (JKNZq)

115 Probably wanted a Yuge cake and bakers were afraid of being sued by Big Lawyer for causing diabetes.
Mom should keep a watch out for the Family and Children's Services SWAT team.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 07, 2017 02:31 PM (e1mEI)

116 101 If they don't own their building, buy it. Then jack the rent up by factors of 10. Or evict them.



Own the building? Hmm. Time for some lawfare here. Eminent Domain them.



You guys "the left" drew first blood. And just like Barney Frank tells his gay lover, we tell you to "Brace yourself".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2017 02:28 PM (jxbfJ)

IIRC most of those small businesses in CA where I lived the proprietors did not own the building. They leased them long term. Property values are so high a small business can not afford to buy a building. And even if it has been in your family for 100 years they can not afford to pay the property taxes on it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 07, 2017 02:31 PM (mpXpK)

117 113 doesn't the California statute on discrimination make it illegal to discriminate on the basis of political party or affiliations?
Posted by: Marcus T


Hahahahaha! You crack me up, fellow second-class citizen!

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2017 02:31 PM (DQ4Fv)

118 #BakeTheCake

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 07, 2017 02:31 PM (hMwEB)

119 For his birthday present, they should move to Texas.

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 02:31 PM (7XQES)

120 doesn't the California statute on discrimination make it illegal to discriminate on the basis of political party or affiliations?


Nope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:31 PM (Mouru)

121 80 What's hot?

Not Al Gore's global warming sequel.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8awhjho
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Al Gore's swimming pool. The pool heater is causing localized global warming.

Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 02:32 PM (7n4KQ)

122 I am curious if the Mom has released the names of any of these bakeries that refused her business

Posted by: bythabeach at August 07, 2017 02:32 PM (I2Bfq)

123 Normally I'd agree kathysayso, but the left changed the rules. The left baked this friggin' cake when they sued Christian bakers, now they have to eat it. I think a bunch of people should ask for Trump cakes to be made and sue when refused service. Alinsky them.
Posted by: LizLem

______

Right, obviously 5 years ago if some baker refused to make a cake that celebrated some political cause they disagreed with, I would say of course they should be able to opt out.

But once Christian business owners were being successfully sued for not wanting to take part in a gay wedding, it was time to put the shoe on the other foot.

Posted by: Maritime at August 07, 2017 02:32 PM (VDVsF)

124 @103

You may disagree but that is not the law and has not been tested in court so you go at them from that angle.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 07, 2017 02:32 PM (71/k8)

125 Everyone is saying put up toll booths.



F that. No Trespassing signs. Rip out the pavement and put in a garden.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:27 PM (U76Nz)

Since the road is an oval put up a gate at the entrance and make the road into a go cart racing track.

http://bit.ly/2vcrpFR



Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 07, 2017 02:33 PM (r5KeJ)

126 Really? Not one baker in the whole city they live in is a conservative (or just self-interested enough not to get into politics with his or her customers)?



I know liberals are really butthurt by Trump but that is hard to believe.

Posted by: redbanzai at August 07, 2017 02:33 PM (9nCnN)

127 He should have asked for a 6-foot-tall schadenboner cake.

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2017 02:33 PM (Wxj5E)

128
Barney Frank tells his gay lover, we tell you to "Brace yourself".

Maybe "Bruce yourself"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 02:33 PM (IqV8l)

129 106
It is true though that a pro bono lawsuit wouldn't be about winning the case, it would be about using lawfare.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 07, 2017 02:29 PM (r+sAi)

Good.


If the crazies want to keep using lawfare as their weapon of choice, then sane people will just have to get better at lawfare than they are. I'm fine with that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2017 02:33 PM (hcyUh)

130 127 He should have asked for a 6-foot-tall schadenboner cake.
Posted by: ShainS

Delivered by Cake Girl!

Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 02:33 PM (7n4KQ)

131 '...and neither should anyone on the right.' Nonsense. It's past time we played by THEIR rules. Boycott the bakers; sue the bakers; shame the bakers; put the bakers out of business.

Posted by: lew colby at August 07, 2017 02:33 PM (aXRTE)

132 "Pat it, and prick it, and mark it with 'T', and put it in the oven for Pickle and me".

Or else.

Posted by: Antonio Harbin at August 07, 2017 02:33 PM (lIZQs)

133 Hubby is a lefty, he was watching a Maher rerun the other day where they were making fun of this kid's letter.
Coz picking on 9 year olds is what the Left is all about.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 07, 2017 02:34 PM (hMwEB)

134
"Birthday cock."

- - Jenner and Reid

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 02:34 PM (mbhDw)

135 Remember when business were being destroyed because the owners hypothetically wouldn't participate in a party that didn't even actually exist?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 07, 2017 02:34 PM (psH+N)

136 110
Oh the lawsuit talk reminded me. Did Trump finally get that Obama slush
fund for frivolous SJW lawsuit payouts shut down? Or did congress find
some way to muddle it up like they always do?

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2017 02:30 PM (hvf9s)

I posted a link a few days ago that sessions was looking into that. It was supposed to be shutdown because it was illegal.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 07, 2017 02:34 PM (mpXpK)

137 "They need to sue. As Ace has said a million times,
unless the Left is dished their own medicine they will never stop.
Posted by: Chuck Finley"

Won't work. Right to a Trump cake isn't in the constitution but gay marriage is. Supreme Court says so.

Posted by: Ripley at August 07, 2017 02:34 PM (MxEKc)

138 This story frosts me.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at August 07, 2017 02:34 PM (nvMvs)

139 @103

You may disagree but that is not the law and has not been tested in court so you go at them from that angle.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 07, 2017 02:32 PM (71/k


It is the law in California. The Unruh Act prohibits discrimination by businesses based on (among a lot of other things) sexual preference and the Fair Employment and Housing Act prohibit discrimination in employment and housing on sex preference grounds also.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:34 PM (Mouru)

140 Hubby isn't really a lefty, he just thinks he is coz he's been snookered by the media.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 07, 2017 02:34 PM (hMwEB)

141 SO should someone sue? not for bakers conscience sake but that Political Speech Itself should be fairly distributed or Not?

court not the baker itself? who made the decision to fine/ shut down the other baker?


Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (FKrah)

142 OTOH, I like pie.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 07, 2017 02:24 PM


Me, too.

Posted by: The Rock at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (ctuyM)

143 We'll bake the cake...after we spit in it.

Posted by: Liberal CA Baker at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (mcI77)

144 129 106
It is true though that a pro bono lawsuit wouldn't be about winning the case, it would be about using lawfare.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 07, 2017 02:29 PM (r+sAi)

Good.


If the crazies want to keep using lawfare as their weapon of choice, then sane people will just have to get better at lawfare than they are. I'm fine with that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2017 02:33 PM (hcyUh)


You assume the courts are completely neutral arbiters of a just and stable law based on the Constitution as originally written.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (mbhDw)

145 F that. No Trespassing signs. Rip out the pavement and put in a garden. Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:27 PM (U76Nz)

Don't all the rich libs in SF hate global warming? Then they can get rid of their pesky polluting cars and bike or walk to the BART then. They and Al Gore need to be held to their hypocrisy.

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (hvf9s)

146 bake your own kid's cake yourself.
========================


It's hard to make a theme cake. I suppose a sheet cake with "I Like Donald Trump" would be easy, but maybe the kid wanted more of a 3D effect. My son-in-law's mother makes the cakes for my grandkids' parties. She makes those special things that look like trains or castles. I could never do that.

Posted by: grammie winger what saw The Temptations and the Beach Boys last night at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (lwiT4)

147 The Knicks front office is adding another piece as Bucks executive Craig Robinson, the brother-in-law of former President Barack Obama, will be joining the team to serve multiple roles in the organization, league sources confirmed.

ANOTHER reason never to watch the Knicks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (5y11N)

148
+++++++++
It drives the Left bat shit crazy that Trump punches back and isn't a coward that accepts their premise.
++++++++++

Because they exist in a carefully modulated simulation of reality.

The simulation requires constant tending ,and re enforcement from others in their perceived group.

Calling one of these a hypocrite is usually results in no real disturbance in their psycho drama. However it penetrates the dome of unreality when they are called racist because it creates the specter that the hive mind will cast them out and they will no longer have the resources to re enforce the false reality that sustains them.

Racist, homophobe, chauvinist. These labels are often the things that will light up a real progressive since they are deathly afraid the label will stick and then be anathema to their fellow travelers.

Posted by: simplemind at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (c8IFB)

149 140 Hubby isn't really a lefty, he just thinks he is coz he's been snookered by the media.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 07, 2017 02:34 PM (hMwEB)


I assume you have some influence over him?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (mbhDw)

150
Hubby is a lefty...
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 07, 2017 02:34 PM (hMwEB)


You have my sincerest condolences.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 07, 2017 02:36 PM (EgwCt)

151 That's a cleauh violation of that lad's constitutional raht to git the cake o' his choice!!

I do declauh!!!

Posted by: Caleb Crawdad, JD at August 07, 2017 02:36 PM (RHMFE)

152 Happy Birthday kid! you get $300k.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at August 07, 2017 02:36 PM (nFwvY)

153 I posted a link a few days ago that sessions was looking into that. It was supposed to be shutdown because it was illegal.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 07, 2017 02:34 PM (mpXpK)


If Sessions is "looking into" it, the damned thing will be around to fund Mooch's presidential run.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 07, 2017 02:36 PM (X6fMO)

154 Cicero while a Kid just wants his Bday cake isn't He supported on his bday to get a cake baked?
with his decoration?

Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 02:36 PM (FKrah)

155 I assume you have some influence over him?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (mbhDw)

------

She said "HUBBY".


Influence is assumed.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 02:37 PM (8XRCm)

156 I posted a link a few days ago that sessions was looking into that. It was supposed to be shutdown because it was illegal. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 07, 2017 02:34 PM (mpXpK)

*fingers crossed* Do it Sessions, dooooo eeeet!

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2017 02:37 PM (hvf9s)

157 The Knicks front office is adding another piece as Bucks executive Craig Robinson, the brother-in-law of former President Barack Obama, will be joining the team to serve multiple roles in the organization, league sources confirmed.

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Makes sense, seeing as how obamam is married to Patrick Ewing.

Posted by: josephistan at August 07, 2017 02:37 PM (7HtZB)

158 This is just cake news.

Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:37 PM (Bdeb0)

159 @139

I was calling out that the law does not have a carve out for political speech so you go at it from that angle.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 07, 2017 02:37 PM (71/k8)

160 I assume you have some influence over him?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (mbhDw)

Not as much as you'd think LOL

Religion & politics & diet - we respect each other's rights to our own opinions

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 07, 2017 02:38 PM (hMwEB)

161 Anybody know where this bakery is? Article doesn't say.

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2017 02:38 PM (XTiHL)

162 Cicero while a Kid just wants his Bday cake isn't He supported on his bday to get a cake baked?
with his decoration?



Yes. Its under the Birthday Cake Baking Protection Act.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:38 PM (Mouru)

163 AtC, thats where Sen Feinstein has her home.

It is a cul de sac and a guard checks ids at the entrance to it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2017 02:38 PM (JvZF+)

164 It is the law in California. The Unruh Act prohibits discrimination by businesses based on (among a lot of other things) sexual preference and the Fair Employment and Housing Act prohibit discrimination in employment and housing on sex preference grounds also.
Posted by: Cicero
_______

The whole gay wedding cake thing was over the gay marriage itself and it violating someone's religious beliefs to celebrate it.

It was not a case of a business owner saying "I don't serve fags!"

Posted by: Maritime at August 07, 2017 02:38 PM (VDVsF)

165 I hate Leftists with ever cell in me

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2017 02:38 PM (pPKG5)

166 And neither should anyone on the Right.
---
Bullshit!

sue the bastards until they beg for mercy, then finish them.

that's the only way to stop this shit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (Msmus)

167 I don't agree with suing the bakers because it just supports the position of the gay wedding cake plaintiffs. I prefer we continue to fight that ruling . We can use this latest contradiction in that battle.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (4ugnK)

168 30 I am old enough to remember when mothers would bake their kids birthday cakes themselves.
Posted by: RTW at August 07, 2017 02:15 PM (YVtDq)


My step-grandson turns 10 in November. He has never had a birthday cake that cost less than $150. It's all about impressing other people these days.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (nvMvs)

169 nevermind, I'm having a hard time supporting the left baker in any decision if Only their speech matters.
they can riot.
burn shit down
a boy wants his cake supporting the actual Potus..
what slime they are.

Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (FKrah)

170 And Al now looks like a rotting walrus.
Posted by: Lester at August 07, 2017 02:29 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Last Night's ONT at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (ctuyM)

171 I'm gay for Trump if it'll put $300k tax free in my pocket. gay as hell.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (nFwvY)

172 this is basically what sanctuaries are, eh?

Left gets to be treasonous open border nutjobs who can ignore the law.

But as we all know, the law, to the right, is a bitch. It can't be sanctuaried away.

Because the dickless McConnel,McCain etc etc wing of the GOP deemed this necessary so as to not scare the moderates away or something. Maybe to get the WaPo to like us.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (AU4SY)

173 I like pecan pie.

Posted by: J. Sessions at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (mcI77)

174 I assume you have some influence over him?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (mbhDw)
------
She said "HUBBY".
Influence is assumed.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 02:37 PM (8XRCm)


Your talkin' about ta puthy right?

Posted by: Mike Tyson at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (EgwCt)

175 My step-grandson turns 10 in November. He has never had a birthday cake that cost less than $150. It's all about impressing other people these days.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (nvMvs)


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Holy cow. I don't think we've ever spent more than $20 on a bday cake.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 07, 2017 02:40 PM (hMwEB)

176 You assume the courts are completely neutral arbiters of a just and stable law based on the Constitution as originally written.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (mbhDw)

I know, I know. I keep making that mistake.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2017 02:40 PM (hcyUh)

177 I wouldn't be surprised if the tolerant left hadn't sent death threats to the house for the boy for daring to like Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2017 02:40 PM (iVOAv)

178 Cicero, it should be law!

but srsly, so if i'm a woman and I want MY geneder protected and refuse to accept a trannie on MY baked cake so?

Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 02:40 PM (FKrah)

179
The Knicks front office is adding another piece as Bucks executive Craig
Robinson, the brother-in-law of former President Barack Obama, will be
joining the team to serve multiple roles in the organization, league
sources confirmed.



ANOTHER reason never to watch the Knicks

Maybe he can bring his sister in to set bone crushing picks? Another great move by the Knicks.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 07, 2017 02:40 PM (qJhUV)

180 No mish cakes...ever.

Posted by: Commie Bakers at August 07, 2017 02:40 PM (vtcmf)

181 He has never had a birthday cake that cost less than $150.

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Thats a lot of cash for something a kid turns into poop.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

182
My step-grandson turns 10 in November. He has never had a birthday cake that cost less than $150. It's all about impressing other people these days.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT)


Moo Moo cake

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 02:41 PM (IqV8l)

183
wait......

Stevie Knicks hired Michelle Obama?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

184 rick, I agree, tear up the road and put in a garden and them sue them all for trespassing for walking on the garden.

Is the public notice of the tax sale the only notice the HOA would have or do they get a notice before the property goes up for auction?


Posted by: Jack Sock at August 07, 2017 02:25 PM (4ugnK)



If the article is accurate, the tax bills were sent to an old address on file for the HOA. The accountants moved and didn't update the address with the city is the claim.

SF says it followed the rules on public notice, which I presume is posted it on the board down in the basement with no stairs or lights and next to the tiger.

As someone who deals with tax foreclosures from time to time, Kafkaesque doesn't begin to describe the process. Yes, I am enjoying immensely that people who think they can buy their way out of anything got caught up in it.

It is the cake situation. Yes, these rules are idiotic, can you hear us now?

Oh and Horde? If I'm going to be shot in the face, I really do prefer protein based substances and not "friendly" fire insults. That getting backed into a corner and responding with claws thingy? That works many ways.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:41 PM (mf5HN)

185 Most I've spent on a fake was $20..00 but then we've never had big parties..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2017 02:41 PM (iVOAv)

186 No, the only way we get some semblance of justice is when we hoist them on their own petard.
Posted by: Maritime at August 07, 2017 02:19 PM (VDVsF)



Yep. Which Alinsky rule is that? "Make the enemy live up to his own rules."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2017 02:41 PM (SRKgf)

187 >>It's hard to make a theme cake. I suppose a sheet
cake with "I Like Donald Trump" would be easy, but maybe the kid wanted
more of a 3D effect. My son-in-law's mother makes the cakes for my
grandkids' parties. She makes those special things that look like trains
or castles. I could never do that. Posted by: grammie winger what saw The Temptations and the Beach Boys last night at August 07, 2017 02:35 PM (lwiT4)

Easy. You make a square cake, you cut it into rectangles, you assemble a yuuge "T" shape, you frost it gold, you stick a cellphone in it, done and done.

Pro tip: You make two, one for the party, the other to smash in the gob of the baker. "Take a baking lesson, jackass."

Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:42 PM (Bdeb0)

188 The Trump message on the cake would have been a tax.

Or not a tax. Whatever lets them do or not do whatever they want. As long as the kid wants the opposite. Because Trump.

Posted by: John Roberts at August 07, 2017 02:42 PM (8b+oT)

189 Fun Trivia: When that fat whore, Lena Dunham, was sitting on the shitter, naked, eating a whole cake, what was inscribed on the cake?

Posted by: Fritz at August 07, 2017 02:42 PM (2Mnv1)

190 Hannity was hinting on his twatter that some shoes are going to drop today.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 07, 2017 02:42 PM (mcI77)

191 I wouldn't be surprised if the tolerant left hadn't sent death threats to the house for the boy for daring to like Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2017 02:40 PM (iVOAv)


Speaking of boys, FS, how is your son doing?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 07, 2017 02:43 PM (X6fMO)

192 DIY Trump Cake Videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVmVrIgEHg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vEofF95hk4

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2017 02:43 PM (hvf9s)

193 >>185
Most I've spent on a fake was $20..00 but then we've never had big parties.. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2017 02:41 PM (iVOAv)

What's the most you've spent on a real?

Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

194 I don't agree with suing the bakers because it just supports the position of the gay wedding cake plaintiffs. I prefer we continue to fight that ruling . We can use this latest contradiction in that battle.


#1. How do we fight that ruling? Case is over. Bakers are bankrupt.

#2. Keep taking the high road.
Keep having your ass handed to you by those that don't.

At some point it's time to fight.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:43 PM (U76Nz)

195 @186

That would be rule 4.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 07, 2017 02:43 PM (71/k8)

196 My step-grandson turns 10 in November. He has never had a birthday cake that cost less than $150. It's all about impressing other people these days.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (nvMvs)

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I support that sort of thing, but we usually just swing by Walmart for some cupcakes and candles. We could probably just buy each kid a tub of icing and not have to throw away nearly as much uneaten cake.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 07, 2017 02:43 PM (psH+N)

197 My daughter makes themed cakes, and she is awesome with it.

maybe we could send a cake, even though my daughter isn't fond of trump she'd do it.

because she does appreciate speech rights.

even other peoples

Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 02:43 PM (FKrah)

198 She said "HUBBY".
Influence is assumed.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 02:37 PM


At least until the sexbots.

Posted by: Lysistrata at August 07, 2017 02:43 PM (ctuyM)

199 173 I like pecan pie.
Posted by: J. Sessions at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (mcI77)


I love beets. Pickled. Juiced. Steamed. Roasted. Grilled. Boiled.

They're super.

Posted by: Dana Loesch at August 07, 2017 02:43 PM (/LX46)

200 My step-grandson turns 10 in November. He has never had a birthday cake
that cost less than $150. It's all about impressing other people these
days.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at August 07, 2017 02:39 PM (nvMvs)

===============================


My son and his bride-to-be picked up a cake, off the shelf, from Whole Foods on the way to their wedding/reception.

Posted by: grammie winger what saw The Temptations and the Beach Boys last night at August 07, 2017 02:44 PM (lwiT4)

201 If I'm going to be shot in the face, I really do prefer protein based substances and not "friendly" fire insults...

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I .....ah.....ummmmm....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

202 Oh and Horde? If I'm going to be shot in the face, I really do prefer protein based substances and not "friendly" fire insults. That getting backed into a corner and responding with claws thingy? That works many ways.


Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:41 PM (mf5HN)


**Spock eyebrow**

Fascinating.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 07, 2017 02:44 PM (X6fMO)

203 Cakes with vaginas and penises. OK.

Cakes with the U.S. president and expressing national pride. Not OK.

Got it.

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 02:44 PM (7XQES)

204 >>189
Fun Trivia: When that fat whore, Lena Dunham, was sitting on the
shitter, naked, eating a whole cake, what was inscribed on the cake? Posted by: Fritz at August 07, 2017 02:42 PM (2Mnv1)

"For Sanitary Use In Urinals Only--Not For Human Consumption."

Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:44 PM (Bdeb0)

205 I actually have taken a protest photo on Presidio Terrace! Exactly one.

It was on this page:

http://www.zombietime.com/impeachment_weekend/#march

The photo is here:

http://www.zombietime.com/impeachment_weekend/IMG_2898.JPG

Caption for it:

"Part of the original plan for the march -- announced surreptitiously to certain members of the activist community -- was to make a stop at Senator Dianne Feinstein's house, and hold a protest there, before heading over to Pelosi's house. We did in fact pass right near Feinstein's house, but for reasons unknown (possibly discouragement from the police escort, though I was too far back to see), we just kept going right on by, without stopping. I snapped this picture of what some of my fellow marchers said was Feinstein's home, which certainly was fabulously beautiful (the tiled dome in the background is not part of her house, but is in fact the dome of the synagogue, which sits on an adjacent property)."

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2017 02:44 PM (DQ4Fv)

206 IMO, businesses should be allowed to discriminate against whomever they want, and for whatever reason, as long as there is no impediment in the particular market to free competition. (If there's a monopoly I could see a legitimate basis for government control.) A business that refuses to serve large segments of the population probably wouldn't survive in the market for very long.

The Civil Rights Act was the camel's nose in the tent. Once the principle was established that a government could ORDER a private business to serve certain market segments such as blacks, EVEN WITH THE VERY BEST OF INTENTIONS, the way was open for tyrannical "progressive" politicians to add an ever-expanding roster of "must serve" customers to the list.

This is a perfect example of bad facts making bad law, but it's where we are now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:45 PM (Mouru)

207 Easy. You make a square cake, you cut it into rectangles, you assemble a yuuge "T" shape, you frost it gold, you stick a cellphone in it, done and done.

Pro tip: You make two, one for the party, the other to smash in the gob of the baker. "Take a baking lesson, jackass."
Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:42 PM (Bdeb0)

Nah... make multiple small cakes, then build a WALL with them!

Posted by: Don Quixote,.. who needs to change his socks more often at August 07, 2017 02:46 PM (NgKpN)

208 189 Fun Trivia: When that fat whore, Lena Dunham, was sitting on the shitter, naked, eating a whole cake, what was inscribed on the cake?

I'll play - "Oh no - don't feed me to the Rancor"

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 07, 2017 02:46 PM (kUmUV)

209 Would they bake a cake having a detachable penis for a "trans" party. I bet they would.

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 02:46 PM (7XQES)

210 189 Fun Trivia: When that fat whore, Lena Dunham, was sitting on the shitter, naked, eating a whole cake, what was inscribed on the cake?
Posted by: Fritz at August 07, 2017 02:42 PM (2Mnv1)

My guess is:

"Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fthaghn R'lyeh waghngagl..."

Or something to that effect.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2017 02:46 PM (hcyUh)

211 ace notes that "this is no longer a nation of laws", so it follows that the best (and most fun) reaction to this is the largest deluge of abuse for the bakers that can be mounted. Stupid social media stuff, of course, plus any legal harassment that's feasible (don't know the details of that).

So, the Farris guy is wrong. If ace's premise is right, then he is clearly wrong.

Though, as a nitpick, I would argue this is not, strictly speaking, an example of lawlessness (which indeed has hollowed out the republic and civic culture). More of another example of ugly mob mentality by ignorant, racist, authoritarian, stupid people (the bakers).

A huge problem, but not exactly the lawlessness problem ravaging the remains of the US.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2017 02:46 PM (QDnY+)

212 Easy. You make a square cake, you cut it into
rectangles, you assemble a yuuge "T" shape, you frost it gold, you stick
a cellphone in it, done and done.

Pro tip: You make two, one for the party, the other to smash in the gob of the baker. "Take a baking lesson, jackass."


Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:42 PM (Bdeb0)
===========================

That's actually a pretty good idea.

Posted by: grammie winger what saw The Temptations and the Beach Boys last night at August 07, 2017 02:46 PM (lwiT4)

213 Most I've spent on a fake was $20..00 but then we've never had big parties..

For some of us, fake makes it rain!

Posted by: Tiffani from Houston at August 07, 2017 02:46 PM (ctuyM)

214 129- yes, require them to defend. Make them live by their own rules. They need to feel the consequences of intolerance.

Posted by: kallisto at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM (53MZt)

215 "Anybody know where this bakery is? Article doesn't say."

Article says mother couldn't find a bakery that eould make it .That assumes she tried many bakeries.

Posted by: Antonio Harbin at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM (lIZQs)

216 My son and his bride-to-be picked up a cake, off the shelf, from Whole Foods on the way to their wedding/reception.

My wife and I got ours at Hannaford. That and a couple of cases of beer.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM (qJhUV)

217 **Spock eyebrow**

Fascinating.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 07, 2017 02:44 PM (X6fMO)



Since I was referencing getting shot in the face, I figured I would go gutter first since that's where it would head.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

218 Dammit, the head thing wasn't intentional and none of you will believe that because you're mean.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

219
Should have ordered two cakes at the same time, one pro-Trump, one pro-SSM. Do it on video, which would have been hilarious as the baker tried to explain why one cake was okay and the other wasn't.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2017 02:48 PM (veoSD)

220 The funny thing is this, all history has proven these leftist asshats wrong. Always

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 07, 2017 02:48 PM (nQHw/)

221 You assume the courts are completely neutral arbiters of a just and stable law based on the Constitution as originally written.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


You ready to crack open that last box, then?

Because if there's no way to make the courts work, there ain't any alternatives left.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 07, 2017 02:48 PM (AM1GF)

222 I want to see every Muslim-operated bakery deluged with requests to make cakes with depictions of Mahomet.

Posted by: Furious George at August 07, 2017 02:48 PM (j+dfT)

223 Thanks zombie.

When the print is all bigly on my phone ... it takes away all the challenge of screwing off at work and posting here.

But now ... I really gotta' work for it. It's all about the thrill of the hunt. The squinting just right to make out that four point font.

It's exhilarating.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 07, 2017 02:49 PM (/LX46)

224 Oh and Horde? If I'm going to be shot in the face, I really do prefer protein based substances and not "friendly" fire insults. That getting backed into a corner and responding with claws thingy? That works many ways.


Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:41 PM (mf5HN)

**Spock eyebrow**

Fascinating.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing



Yeah. I choked on sunflower seeds.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:49 PM (U76Nz)

225 "212

Pro tip: You make two, one for the party, the other to smash in the gob of the baker. "Take a baking lesson, jackass."


Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:42 PM ("

Ok I'm dying here. Can't. Breath. Send. Help.

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 02:49 PM (7XQES)

226 Good grief, They're that many bakers in the state of CA who loathe Trump that much?!! I mean, it wasn't for Trump; It was for a little boy. leftism-it really is a religion and Trump is the devil

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2017 02:50 PM (iVOAv)

227 219
Should have ordered two cakes at the same time, one pro-Trump, one pro-SSM. Do it on video, which would have been hilarious as the baker tried to explain why one cake was okay and the other wasn't.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Even better:

Order a single cake that says,

"Hooray for Same-Sex Marriage and Donald Trump!"

If they refuse, sue them for not baking a same-sex marriage cake!!!!

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2017 02:50 PM (DQ4Fv)

228 Money shot!!!111!!

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 07, 2017 02:50 PM (jsWA8)

229 Dammit, the head thing wasn't intentional and none of you will believe that because you're mean.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

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Fwiw, no Ron has any idea what you're referring to anymore.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 07, 2017 02:50 PM (psH+N)

230 Cicero for the win. But good luck finding even a handful of people in the country intelligent and serious enough - and actually concerned about civil rights - understand and care about the problem with "civil rights" coercion.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2017 02:50 PM (QDnY+)

231 On that same note of petards, I've said for a while if the Right wanted to see some real change in illegal voting, start doing the same thing the Left does.

If you started busing people in out of state, dead voters, fraud, etc. I bet suddenly you would see a consensus for some common sense laws like presenting an ID when you vote.

But as long as it benefits only one side, expect them to continue. For Democrats its been going since before Tammany Hall, so they see no reason to change.

Posted by: Maritime at August 07, 2017 02:50 PM (VDVsF)

232 >>218
Dammit, the head thing wasn't intentional and none of you will believe that because you're mean. Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

You own-goaled the money-shot. Never own-goal the money-shot.

Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:50 PM (Bdeb0)

233 Since I was referencing getting shot in the face, I figured I would go gutter first since that's where it would head.


218 Dammit, the head thing wasn't intentional and none of you will believe that because you're mean.
==============

These things happen during a slump. I'm sure you'll hit your way out of it.

Posted by: T. Francona at August 07, 2017 02:51 PM (MH6cV)

234 If Pickle was autistic then the cake would have to be made, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 07, 2017 02:51 PM (psH+N)

235 Well, at least we know of one kid who's going to grow up red-pilled.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2017 02:51 PM (hcyUh)

236 Strategy: Many people order many cakes from one of the bakers, then don't pick them up or pay for them. Even if prepaid, refuse the credit charge because proper service was not provided.

Posted by: Antonio Harbin at August 07, 2017 02:51 PM (lIZQs)

237 "Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:41 PM (mf5HN) "

Ok. You folks are killing me today. I had to shut the office door.

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 02:51 PM (7XQES)

238 >>But once Christian business owners were being successfully sued for not
wanting to take part in a gay wedding, it was time to put the shoe on
the other foot.


Not just sued, but intentionally fined out of business and sometimes jailed.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2017 02:51 PM (NOIQH)

239 223 Thanks zombie.

When the print is all bigly on my phone ... it takes away all the challenge of screwing off at work and posting here.

But now ... I really gotta' work for it. It's all about the thrill of the hunt. The squinting just right to make out that four point font.

It's exhilarating.
Posted by: ScoggDog


What did I post that had 4-point font? Disturbing.

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2017 02:51 PM (DQ4Fv)

240 Because if there's no way to make the courts work, there ain't any alternatives left.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 07, 2017 02:48 PM (AM1GF)

The Court's started jumping the shark when they decided in the late 1940's that a Farmer growing chicken feed, for his own damn chickens, is somehow INTERState commerce...

Its been downhill ever since.

There is no check and balance on the power of the Courts....

Posted by: Don Quixote,.. who needs to change his socks more often at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (NgKpN)

241 AtC is right,we would have dragged it to the gutter regardless but she accelerated the process to ludicrous speed.

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (rmVvL)

242 People should call the baker and order 10 cakes each.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (mcI77)

Posted by: Antonio Harbin at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (lIZQs)

244 Ugh. I need a stiff drink. And a turkey club sandwich.

See you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (X6fMO)

245 so why is Their speech protected and riots protected and a bioy cannot have His speech protected?
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and alex, am I supposed to be wrapping a Gift for Someone?

Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (FKrah)

246 These things happen during a slump. I'm sure you'll hit your way out of it.
Posted by: T. Francona at August 07, 2017 02:51 PM (MH6cV)


FUCK YOU JOBU!

Crappity. Now I want fried chicken.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (mf5HN)

247 You own-goaled the money-shot. Never own-goal the money-shot.
Posted by: Zod



That's like tooting your own horn. IYKWIM.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (U76Nz)

248 Since I was referencing getting shot in the face, I figured I would go gutter first since that's where it would head.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

218 Dammit, the head thing wasn't intentional and none of you will believe that because you're mean.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

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**throws AtC a lifeline**

*I* just assumed assumed you meant..."that's where it would lead".

L - E - A - D

a simple typo on your part.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (8XRCm)

249 *hands Alex a wet wipe*

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (/LX46)

250 My granddaughter turns 8 in a few weeks. If she wanted a cake and someone told her that they wouldn't because it was BAD, she would cry. Not out loud, but there would be tears. Who does this to a kid on his birthday? Sometimes I think they just sit around thinking of ways to turn everything to crap.

Posted by: grammie winger what saw The Temptations and the Beach Boys last night at August 07, 2017 02:53 PM (lwiT4)

251 ITC and Zombie with excellent ideas to f**k with the cretin bakers.

Still, unlikely I guess, but it would be nice if something really really bad befell the bakers and/or their businesses. No limits on "something really really bad". Long past time for the racist authoritarian dumbshits, er, "progressives" to get some lessons from their betters.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2017 02:53 PM (QDnY+)

252 231 . . . If you started busing people in out of state, dead voters, fraud, etc. I bet suddenly you would see a consensus for some common sense laws like presenting an ID when you vote.

But as long as it benefits only one side, expect them to continue. For Democrats its been going since before Tammany Hall, so they see no reason to change.
Posted by: Maritime
_______

While we're at it, lets start working for city ordinances and state legislation that prohibits asking for photo ID for cigarette or alcohol sales.

Posted by: Furious George at August 07, 2017 02:53 PM (j+dfT)

253 Feet are swollen, can't get sock off.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 07, 2017 02:53 PM (lIZQs)

254 AtC is right,we would have dragged it to the gutter regardless but she accelerated the process to ludicrous speed.



Plaid speed.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:53 PM (U76Nz)

255 80
What's hot?
Not Al Gore's global warming sequel.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8awhjho

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2017 02:23 PM
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I like the way they are blaming Paramount for not promoting it enough.
We had to sit through the looong trailer, which prominently featured Trump as a mega-villain, when we went to see Dunkirk. My kids say it's been playing at other movies too.
That's pretty good advertising for a documentary, isn't it?

Funny thing. Here in SW VA, which went solidly for Trump, you could have heard a pin drop during the Gore promo. But one of my kids saw it in deep-blue Charlottesville (college town) and some guys in the audience booed.
"Your 15 minutes are up, fat boy!"
And a large section of the audience laughed.

The guys may have been townies rather than college kids, to be sure, but the audience? Maybe Manbearpig is starting to annoy even leftish-LIVs.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 07, 2017 02:54 PM (0jtPF)

256 Alex smoking a cig yet?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 07, 2017 02:54 PM (jsWA8)

257 and alex, am I supposed to be wrapping a Gift for Someone?
Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (FKrah)



Thank you, willow, but no. I text whinged at Bander.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:54 PM (mf5HN)

258
Oh and Horde? If I'm going to be shot in the face, I really do prefer protein based substances and not "friendly" fire insults. That getting backed into a corner and responding with claws thingy? That works many ways.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:41 PM (mf5HN)







Tofu facials sound neither tasty, nor sexy. And I seriously doubt their worth for skin care.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2017 02:54 PM (veoSD)

259 Not only sue the shit out of them but when they win make the bakers wear MAGA hats and T-shirts when they make the cake. Fuck them, war!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 07, 2017 02:54 PM (493sH)

260 229 Dammit, the head thing wasn't intentional and none of you will believe that because you're mean.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

---

Fwiw, no Ron has any idea what you're referring to anymore.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 07, 2017 02:50 PM (psH+N)

Actually? some of us Rons DO get the reference...

Because we are single...

/rimshot

Posted by: Don Quixote,.. who needs to change his socks more often at August 07, 2017 02:54 PM (NgKpN)

261 So, the appropriate action here is a deluge of hate mail that forces these bakeries to close, right?
Yes, it is. That and lawsuits up the ass.

They set the rules; let them live [die?] by them.

Dox the fuckers.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 07, 2017 02:55 PM (nlbfN)

262 256 Alex smoking a cig yet?

She was smoking something.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 07, 2017 02:55 PM (mcI77)

263 >>That's like tooting your own horn. IYKWIM. Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (U76Nz)

IKWYM. Disgusted, or impressed?

It's a weird fucking world.

Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:55 PM (Bdeb0)

264 and alex, am I supposed to be wrapping a Gift for Someone?
Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (FKrah)

------

Shit.


THANKYOU WILLOW !!!!

Reminding me its Mrs Fixers Birthday today.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

265 148- so true! Remind a leftoid how illegal immigration hurts AAs...they look so confused.

Posted by: kallisto at August 07, 2017 02:55 PM (53MZt)

266 Dammit, the head thing wasn't intentional and none of you will believe that because you're mean.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM


When things go wrong I seem to be bad
But I'm just an 'ette who's intentions are good
Oh Horde, please don't let me be misunderstood

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2017 02:55 PM (ctuyM)

267 What did I post that had 4-point font? Disturbing.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2017 02:51 PM (DQ4Fv)


Your web links blew the margins. Makes the type small on phones.

If you are on a PC - you can't tell. But it screws phones.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 07, 2017 02:56 PM (/LX46)

268 Ugh. I need a stiff drink. And a turkey club sandwich.

Just don't ask for a cake celebrating Trump. It is Massachusetts, after all. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2017 02:56 PM (iVOAv)

269 KWYM. Disgusted, or impressed?

It's a weird fucking world.
Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:55 PM (Bdeb0)

-------

Watch THIS...

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at August 07, 2017 02:56 PM (8XRCm)

270 Vote for your favorite Branco cartoon.I voted for "Crash of Civilization"

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2017 02:56 PM (rmVvL)

271 Late to the thread, obviously, but:

Dear President Trump,

This is a golden opportunity.

This little boy wants a Trump cake, but the left doesn't feel the least bad about denying him one.

You should get him the greatest, most luxurious birthday cake anybody has ever seen.

I'm thinking something the size of a football field.

And instead of candles, it should have dancing girls and monster trucks atop it.

And then you should fly him in and land him on it in your private helicopter, although I'm sure you'll need like tons of Apaches around for security.

And when the Donks complain about the cost of that security, you can tell them "Yeah, baking that boy a cake would've been a fuckload cheaper, huh?"

Sincerely (and bigly),

Oedipus

Posted by: Oedipus at August 07, 2017 02:56 PM (CXLVd)

272
The owner of Masterpiece Cakeshop in Lakewood, Colorado, Mr. Phillips
declines to make cakes that go against his Christian beliefs, including
those for bachelor's parties or Halloween.
For
refusing to make the same-sex wedding cake, he was ordered by the
state's Civil Rights Commission to undergo "re-education" training,
change his store policies and file quarterly "compliance" reports for
two years.





Re-education training and compliance reports!?


Oh over my buttercream frosted ass!

Posted by: Tami at August 07, 2017 02:56 PM (Enq6K)

273 270 Um,forgot the link.

http://tinyurl.com/yakmm678

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2017 02:56 PM (rmVvL)

274 She was smoking something.

Hot. Smoking hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 07, 2017 02:56 PM (u0s1P)

275 alright alex,instead, sends lemon bars through the mail

Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 02:57 PM (FKrah)

276 >>261
So, the appropriate action here is a deluge of hate mail that forces these bakeries to close, right?

No. The appropriate action is to get high on bath salts and eat the bakers' faces off.

Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:57 PM (Bdeb0)

277 Spiders are made out of protein

Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 02:57 PM (7n4KQ)

278 You should get him the greatest, most luxurious birthday cake anybody has ever seen.
-------------------------------
Ivanka as "cake girl".

The internet melts.

Posted by: simplemind at August 07, 2017 02:57 PM (mKtpW)

279 When you're famous, they let you grab 'em by the cake.

Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:58 PM (Bdeb0)

280 Sincerely (and bigly),



Oedipus

Posted by: Oedipus at August 07, 2017 02:56 PM (CXLVd)

Love it...That would be spectacular! Bigly! YUUGE even.

Posted by: Tami at August 07, 2017 02:58 PM (Enq6K)

281 Spiders are made out of protein
Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 02:57 PM (7n4KQ)

-----

Easy there, killer.


So are Raptors.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

282 Your web links blew the margins. Makes the type small on phones.

If you are on a PC - you can't tell. But it screws phones.
Posted by: ScoggDog


The links are (on my screen) way shorter than the default width of the pre-existing margins, and didn't cause any widening at all. I always insert spaces if the links are anywhere close to being as wide as AoS's margin. Sorry if they messed things up on your screen! I don't know how it could have happened.

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2017 02:58 PM (DQ4Fv)

283 Generally, I would be all hey they have the right not to bake the cake just like people have a right not to have anything to do with a gay wedding but since I lost that argument, sue the ever loving crap out of them. Destroy them.

Why homosexuals are better than Democrats: there is one ethical homosexual (AtC), but there are zero ethical Democrats.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 07, 2017 02:58 PM (pbBzW)

284 I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again

Posted by: Richard "Sweet Green Icing" Harris at August 07, 2017 02:58 PM (NgMqF)

285 Ooh, I like the idea of $$$$ harassment too - fake orders, etc.

But do we even have a target? Didn't see any names in the article.

These vermin are really in need of some special treatment. Any way to get the 4chan people pissed at them?


Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2017 02:58 PM (QDnY+)

286 fixerupper, only good thoughts heading your wifes way

Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 02:58 PM (FKrah)

287 Trump has some world class bakers that make cakes for events at his hotel. Watch this.

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 02:59 PM (7XQES)

288 *flamethrows roy*


Oedipus, I like how you think.


**throws AtC a lifeline**

*I* just assumed assumed you meant..."that's where it would lead".

L - E - A - D

a simple typo on your part.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 02:52 PM (8XRCm)



Yes. Yes, that was it. That was it entirely.

Also, the Boss is gone all week and co-worker left early to do a thing so I am here by myself with intentions on getting caught up on so many things.

*spins in chair*

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:59 PM (mf5HN)

289 No. The appropriate action is to get high on bath salts and eat the bakers' faces off.
Posted by: Zod at August 07, 2017 02:57 PM (Bdeb0)


And you would only have to eat a couple of baker's faces before the rest suddenly get the picture.

You know, pour encourager les autres

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 02:59 PM (Mouru)

290 Ok. We've got protein shots and apparently butter creamed asses. Anything else?

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 03:00 PM (7XQES)

291 Libs are so vapid. This said bake shop(s). His Mama should just make his own cake, I guess, in spite of the bias and twitter away the photo.

In libs and neverTrumper's wee brains, it is ok to have reverse segregation and phobias. It makes it ok when they are not weeping salty tears of losers.

Speaking of losers, how about The Hag in her wedding tent? She, Bill and Huma (who should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of whatever is left of the law) went to a hedge fund son's wedding over the weekend. Bigly contributor to their "foundation." I am not sure what is cookin' under the caftan (and afraid to contemplate), but doubt it is any of Bill's cigars. spit.

Her mumu is some type of dotted silk chiffon, one would guess, embellished with lace and other flappage. It probably cost the same as the building of cabins in Haiti.

Perhaps she is hiding her servers under there? Hope they were wiped with a cloth after the wedding.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 07, 2017 03:00 PM (J5mzk)

292
266 Dammit, the head thing wasn't intentional and none of you will believe that because you're mean.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM

When things go wrong I seem to be bad
But I'm just an 'ette who's intentions are good
Oh Horde, please don't let me be misunderstood

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2017 02:55 PM (ctuyM)







I may be bad, but I feel......gooooooood.

Posted by: Deadite Sheila at August 07, 2017 03:01 PM (veoSD)

293 Sorry if they messed things up on your screen! I don't know how it could have happened.
Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2017 02:58 PM (DQ4Fv)


No biggy ... just giving you shit. It don't take much on my iPhone.

Don't sweat it Daria.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 07, 2017 03:01 PM (/LX46)

294 She killed my spider.

Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 03:02 PM (7n4KQ)

295 As noted by others, this *would* be a golden opportunity for the golden scalp weasel to make a splash by having a special cake delivered to the boy with some fanfare - and/or invite him to the WH to have cake with the president.

Easy, endless excellent PR possibilities here.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2017 03:03 PM (QDnY+)

296 He needs to brand a knife and shout allah assbra.

Posted by: Type faster please at August 07, 2017 03:03 PM (7ClUK)

297 Simply order a cake that features the SJW slogan

"Love Trumps Hate"

...and then, once you get it home, make two tiny changes: Add the capital-letter "I" to the beginning and add an apostrophe between the "p" and the "s" so the cake now says


"I Love Trump's Hate"

Tweet out before-and-after photos.

Guaranteed to go viral.

Posted by: zombie at August 07, 2017 03:03 PM (DQ4Fv)

298 Ok. We've got protein shots and apparently butter creamed asses. Anything else?



Napkins?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 03:04 PM (U76Nz)

299 Dammit, the head thing wasn't intentional and none of you will believe that because you're mean.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:47 PM (mf5HN)


Here, have a coconut cake.

https://youtu.be/2cUlT6cASkA

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 07, 2017 03:04 PM (Tnhbr)

300 Here, have a coconut cake.

https://youtu.be/2cUlT6cASkA
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 07, 2017 03:04 PM (Tnhbr)


There's one of those spiders that live in coconuts in there, isn't there?

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 03:06 PM (mf5HN)

301 I heard that this baker is now honoring all EBT cards.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 07, 2017 03:07 PM (mcI77)

302 194 I don't agree with suing the bakers because it just supports the position of the gay wedding cake plaintiffs. I prefer we continue to fight that ruling . We can use this latest contradiction in that battle.


#1. How do we fight that ruling? Case is over. Bakers are bankrupt.

#2. Keep taking the high road.
Keep having your ass handed to you by those that don't.

At some point it's time to fight.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:43 PM (U76Nz)

Rickb223 is right. Gotta fight. And the spoils goes to the victor. The victor is the one who is willing to do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING to win - no matter how dirty. Gotta beat the enemy on this one.

They want to ruin people's livelihoods through lawfare. OK. Game on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2017 03:07 PM (jxbfJ)

303 why were the democrats so quick to look for a hoax

because thats what THEY would have done

Posted by: Sound awake at August 07, 2017 03:07 PM (WK1xL)

304 Why homosexuals are better than Democrats: there is one ethical homosexual (AtC), but there are zero ethical Democrats.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 07, 2017 02:58 PM (pbBzW)


I know quite a few ethical LGBT folks, but exactly zero ethical Democrats.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 07, 2017 03:07 PM (4df7R)

305 There's one of those spiders that live in coconuts in there, isn't there?
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 03:06 PM (mf5HN)


Nope, it's an honest to god video of a girl making a coconut cake. I'm being nice today.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 07, 2017 03:07 PM (Tnhbr)

306 OK, I've been real lifing and out of touch the last couple of days and am now struggling to catch up. But I am amused by Moonbeam Jerry saying that the "litmus test" for Democrats should not be abortion, but looking out for the "common man." And by "common man" he means one who wears a dress and thinks he's a seven-year-old girl.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 07, 2017 03:08 PM (Nwg0u)

307 We only bake Rooskie cakes.

Posted by: Commie Bakers at August 07, 2017 03:09 PM (vtcmf)

308 Has the protein swapping begun?

Posted by: Lena at August 07, 2017 03:09 PM (mcI77)

309 44 I bet there are a ton of older couples who lost their property because they couldn't afford the new taxes that would love to have an equity argument accepted.
You want those rules? Live by them.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (

Prop 13 exists for a reason.

And a whole hearted yes to subjecting these totalitarians to their own rules. They can take it in the ass sideways with a pineapple until we've destroyed them & their entire "progressive" counter revolution.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 07, 2017 03:10 PM (6hMpH)

310 Bill Maher decided to mock "Pickles" also, what a hero of the masses this pathetic little palmetto bug he is.

http://tinyurl.com/y8vpl5kh

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 07, 2017 03:10 PM (DxWUs)

311 I know quite a few ethical LGBT folks, but exactly zero ethical Democrats.


Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 07, 2017 03:07 PM (4df7R)


I'll add my two cents in here and say the ratio of good gay folk to bad gay folk in my experience is pretty much equal to the ratio of good straight folk to bad straight folk.

The ratio of honest, fair-minded Democrats compared to deceitful, ends-justify-means Democrats is unmeasurable, I've yet to encounter any of the former.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 07, 2017 03:10 PM (6JL3d)

312 DON'T GIVE UP. Fight against entrenched Gramscian SJW policies. The struggle is not over!
Posted by: zombie


Hmmm... actually it is strangely cheering to think of California assholes supporting a system that encourages people to beat them up and rob them. They want it, and they deserve it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 07, 2017 03:11 PM (pbBzW)

313 i don't believe this story

Posted by: happyfeet at August 07, 2017 03:11 PM (mLfQi)

314 Where is the out rage for this boy? I thought it was crime not making cakes for people because they don't agree with what you think? It wasn't a crime? Then why did they shut down the Colorado cake shop because he said LGBTQ was a sin? This hilarious! Sue this cake shop!!! Let's see what SCOTUS (Supreme Court) says about it! President Trump will always be my President!!! 8 Years President Trump!!! #MAGA #KAG2020

Posted by: Jason at August 07, 2017 03:11 PM (F8nm0)

315 didn't Crowder do that thing about a wedding cake for "Steve and Bruce in Love Forever" at some Moslem bakeries near Detroit? Some said ok, some politely refused.

maybe time to try that again: "I'd like a cake that says "Gays for Trump!" "

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 07, 2017 03:12 PM (ILitO)

316
Nope, it's an honest to god video of a girl making a coconut cake. I'm being nice today.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 07, 2017 03:07 PM (Tnhbr)



You are! Not only is she adorable but I don't like coconut and that cake looks delicious.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 03:12 PM (mf5HN)

317 fuckers

Posted by: Sound awake at August 07, 2017 03:12 PM (WK1xL)

318 Some animals are more equal than others.

Who knew Orwell was a prophet?

Posted by: DocJ at August 07, 2017 03:12 PM (NYS7S)

319 Maybe these bakeries aren't exactly using E-Verify? Maybe there are some immigration-related concerns in those kitchens? Maybe ICE should check things out.

Posted by: BruinEric at August 07, 2017 03:12 PM (XQOtG)

320 BAKE THE F**KING CAKE, b***hes.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 07, 2017 03:13 PM (vBeA5)

321 Reclaiming my cake. Reclaiming my cake. reclaiming my cake.

Posted by: Cake Bakers everywhere at August 07, 2017 03:13 PM (a+WIL)

322 272------he was ordered by the
state's Civil Rights Commission to undergo "re-education" training, .....
Posted by: Tami at August 07, 2017 02:56 PM (Enq6K)
--------------------------------
THIS in particular is totalitarian.
Caesar can make laws concerning my actions and even my speech. But to meddle with my thoughts to tell me what I must THINK?!?





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 07, 2017 03:13 PM (0jtPF)

323 If you are a Christian baker, you must bake a cake. If your religion is leftism, you don't.

Posted by: mercenary13 at August 07, 2017 03:14 PM (6QAoF)

324 OT: This seems important...

https://twitter.com/LegInsurrection/status/894585986516168704

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 07, 2017 03:14 PM (vBeA5)

325 Nah... make multiple small cakes, then build a WALL with them!
Posted by: Don Quixote,.. who needs to change his socks more often at August 07, 2017 02:46 PM (NgKpN)

Heh.

Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2017 03:14 PM (hZ+us)

326 Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:43 PM (U76Nz)

The local case is over. The Federal Freedom of religion First Amendment fight isn't over. And if your goal is to not to have other bakers prosecuted for refusing to bake cakes for gay weddings then the strategy of confirming their legal theory in a court of law is not the way to do it.

If that's not your goal then have at it.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 07, 2017 03:14 PM (4ugnK)

327 310 Bill Maher decided to mock "Pickles" also, what a hero of the masses this pathetic little palmetto bug he is.

http://tinyurl.com/y8vpl5kh
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 07, 2017 03:10 PM (DxWUs)


At least he was picking on someone his own size, and intellect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:15 PM (mbhDw)

328 Maybe these bakeries aren't exactly using E-Verify?
Maybe there are some immigration-related concerns in those kitchens?
Maybe ICE should check things out.

Posted by: BruinEric at August 07, 2017 03:12 PM (XQOtG)

Sounds like this baker was using D-Verify, ensuring that the boy's parents were properly registered demoncraps.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 07, 2017 03:15 PM (DxWUs)

329 Cakes are divisive.......ban 'em.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2017 03:16 PM (x9c8r)

330 Chelsea Handler must be working overtime to clean up her Twitter feed. Some of the comments are precious.

Posted by: Marcus T, pointing and laughing at terrorists at August 07, 2017 03:16 PM (7XQES)

331 At some point it's time to fight.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 02:43 PM (U76Nz)

...

If people need a high road justification, consider the idea that we need precedents that run the opposite direction for the next time they sue one of ours.

So sue, hoping to actually lose, in order to hopefully put an end to this nonsense.

Or win, in which case, #winning, I guess. And confirmation #452,978 that the cold civil war is real.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 07, 2017 03:16 PM (yL25O)

332 Fucking California...good luck growing up there, Pickle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 07, 2017 03:16 PM (3OIiX)

333 Because Fuck You,that's why!

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/272195/

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2017 03:17 PM (rmVvL)

334 You are! Not only is she adorable but I don't like coconut and that cake looks delicious.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 03:12 PM (mf5HN)


She is adorable. She also makes a lemon cake that looks delicious.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 07, 2017 03:17 PM (Tnhbr)

335 There's one of those spiders that live in coconuts in there, isn't there?


I have just thought of a way around one of your most pernicious mental blocks. You wouldn't buy "arboreal bunnies" as an apt descriptor of lovely fluffy squirrels.

I shall henceforth refer to them as "leaf manatees".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 07, 2017 03:17 PM (gIRsn)

336 I wouldn't eat the cake if they were forced to make it.

It may have a little extra ingredients, like in The Help.

No thanks.

I'll get the birthday cake from bakers who love this country and don't feel the need to weaponize bakeries.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 07, 2017 03:17 PM (4AVeu)

337 Cakes for cocksuckers, mandatory.
Cakes for kids, exercise your conscience.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2017 03:18 PM (0mRoj)

338 Posted by: Oedipus at August 07, 2017 02:56 PM (CXLVd)

Good suggestion. Sent it to the WH. You would think someone over there would be picking up on this story because they man who had helicopter rides at whatever fair it was ought be able to provide a cake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2017 03:18 PM (iVOAv)

339
---he was ordered by the
state's Civil Rights Commission to undergo "re-education" training, ....


If you attend re-education training are you allowed to fail the course? Can you argue with the indoctrinators?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 03:18 PM (IqV8l)

340 307 We only bake Rooskie cakes.
Posted by: Commie Bakers at August 07, 2017 03:09 PM (vtcmf)

Buckwheat hardtack biscuit frosted with Your Devotion To The Party, Muzhik.

Birthdays are for the Hoarders and Wreckers anyway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2017 03:19 PM (hcyUh)

341 221 You assume the courts are completely neutral arbiters of a just and stable law based on the Constitution as originally written.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

You ready to crack open that last box, then?

Because if there's no way to make the courts work, there ain't any alternatives left.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at August 07, 2017 02:48 PM (AM1GF)


Consider more than half of SCOUTS, the 9th and DC circuits and many more down the line are seriously compromised with non-originalists, and we could already be at that point.

At the appropriate time, appropriate measures should be taken. You may all interpret that any way you want.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:19 PM (mbhDw)

342 339
---he was ordered by the
state's Civil Rights Commission to undergo "re-education" training, ....

If you attend re-education training are you allowed to fail the course? Can you argue with the indoctrinators?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 03:18 PM (IqV8l)

Ain't much of an indoctrination if argument is allowed.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2017 03:19 PM (0mRoj)

343 I have just thought of a way around one of your most pernicious mental blocks. You wouldn't buy "arboreal bunnies" as an apt descriptor of lovely fluffy squirrels.

I shall henceforth refer to them as "leaf manatees".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 07, 2017 03:17 PM (gIRsn)



POINTS

FLAILS

FLAILS

POINTS

It's a good thing I moderately don't loathe you.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 03:19 PM (mf5HN)

344 My, this frosting is extra creamy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 07, 2017 03:20 PM (4AVeu)

345 If you attend re-education training are you allowed to fail the course? Can you argue with the indoctrinators?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 03:18 PM (IqV8l)

------

Usually, that invokes the 7.62x39 Consequence.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

346 I wouldn't eat the cake if they were forced to make it.

It may have a little extra ingredients, like in The Help.




Eating it isn't the goal. We're past that.

Hoisted on own petard is the goal now.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 03:21 PM (U76Nz)

347 Much of this is who scream's the loudest.

Homosexuals make up like 2% of the population, and about 90% of them so far have decided against marriage.

Yet this silly issue became the most important issue EVER! Same with tranny bathrooms now.

At some point our side has to learn that unfortunately nice guys finish last. We have to get nasty and put up a big fight every single time.

Posted by: Maritime at August 07, 2017 03:21 PM (VDVsF)

348 Remember when naked ladies used to jump out of birthday cakes?

Now, you have to be indoctrinated just to get a regular sheet cake.

Fucking liberals.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 07, 2017 03:21 PM (4AVeu)

349 >>> There's one of those spiders that live in coconuts in there, isn't there?

Hide the deadly black tarantula...
Daylight come and me wanna go home...

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2017 03:21 PM (hvf9s)

350 342 339
---he was ordered by the
state's Civil Rights Commission to undergo "re-education" training, ....

If you attend re-education training are you allowed to fail the course? Can you argue with the indoctrinators?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 03:18 PM (IqV8l)

Ain't much of an indoctrination if argument is allowed.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2017 03:19 PM (0mRoj)


You may argue right up to the edge of the ditch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:21 PM (mbhDw)

351 Posted by: TexasDan at August 07, 2017 03:16 PM (yL25O)

Hadn't considered the intentionally losing strategy but I like the potential.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 07, 2017 03:21 PM (4ugnK)

352 At some point our side has to learn that unfortunately nice guys finish last. We have to get nasty and put up a big fight every single time.
Posted by: Maritime at August 07, 2017 03:21 PM (VDVsF)

As true in life as it is in politics.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2017 03:21 PM (0mRoj)

353 Speaking of cake, by the way, my grandson's birthday cake impressed me. You guys are all trendy, vibrant, and aware so you probably already know this but I hadn't seen it before. A big birthday candle on the cake that first shoots out fireworks like a Roman candle then opens into a flower with ordinary birthday cake candles at the tip of each flower.

(My daughter made a stunning b-day cake in the shape of a giant hamburger with a side of fries (g-son's favorite meal (he's a great American)).)

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 07, 2017 03:22 PM (Nwg0u)

354 California... enough said... if the kid lived where I do, there would be a dozen bakers who would happily bake his cake... and either discount it, or maybe on the house.
We are a divided nation.

Posted by: kraken at August 07, 2017 03:22 PM (zSVEm)

355


1-877-CAKES-4-KIDS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 03:23 PM (IqV8l)

356 347 Much of this is who scream's the loudest.

Homosexuals make up like 2% of the population, and about 90% of them so far have decided against marriage.

Yet this silly issue became the most important issue EVER! Same with tranny bathrooms now.

At some point our side has to learn that unfortunately nice guys finish last. We have to get nasty and put up a big fight every single time.
Posted by: Maritime at August 07, 2017 03:21 PM (VDVsF)


Homos etc. are merely the pawns used to destroy the nuclear family and G-d and replace them with THE STATE. Once that is achieved, watch how fast THE STATE says "Gays? Never heard of them."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:23 PM (mbhDw)

357 >>>Hide the deadly black tarantula...
Daylight come and me wanna go home...

:::peeks out:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 07, 2017 03:23 PM (B03fH)

358 >>> We are a divided nation.
Posted by: kraken at August 07, 2017 03:22 PM (zSVEm)

I did a speech about that...

Posted by: Zombie Lincoln at August 07, 2017 03:23 PM (hvf9s)

359 Homos etc. are merely the pawns used to destroy the nuclear family and G-d and replace them with THE STATE. Once that is achieved, watch how fast THE STATE says "Gays? Never heard of them."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:23 PM (mbhDw)

No-fault divorce and massive welfare programs laid the foundation.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2017 03:24 PM (0mRoj)

360 re Maher picking on pickles:

At least he was picking on someone his own size, and intellect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:15 PM (mbhDw)

funny how everything is for the children, Theirs (well the live ones) everyone elses can get sliced and diced- metaphorically of course.

Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 03:24 PM (FKrah)

361 Homosexuals make up like 2% of the population, and about 90% of them so far have decided against marriage.
_________________________________

Every homosexual couple I know that got married a few years ago as part of the great wave of gay marriages -- are now divorced.

Yes, some heterosexual people I know are divorced, but a lot are still married. 100 percent of the homosexuals I know are divorced after three years.

Hooray. They are just like us.

*vomits*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 07, 2017 03:24 PM (4AVeu)

362 what is it about Leftist Picking On OTHER peoples children anyway?

fkn weirdos.

Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 03:24 PM (FKrah)

363 Remember when naked ladies used to jump out of birthday cakes?
>>>

The scene where Erika Eleniak popped out of the cake in "Under Siege" was awesome.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 07, 2017 03:24 PM (r5KeJ)

364 309 44 I bet there are a ton of older couples who lost their property because they couldn't afford the new taxes that would love to have an equity argument accepted.
You want those rules? Live by them.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 02:17 PM (

Prop 13 exists for a reason.

And a whole hearted yes to subjecting these totalitarians to their own rules. They can take it in the ass sideways with a pineapple until we've destroyed them their entire "progressive" counter revolution.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 07, 2017 03:10 PM (6hMpH)

++++

Which are the rules that we are supposed to be mad about? Isn't it a normal thing for there to be property taxes, and if people don't pay their property taxes (for 30 f'ng years!) the municipality will eventually go after the property.

Sure, there was a comedy of errors involved, but the rules themselves seem reasonable to me.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 07, 2017 03:24 PM (FUu/Z)

365 Consider more than half of SCOUTS, the 9th and DC
circuits and many more down the line are seriously compromised with
non-originalists, and we could already be at that point.



At the appropriate time, appropriate measures should be taken. You may all interpret that any way you want.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:19 PM (mbhDw)

I think we will all know, we aren't frogs in a pot of slowly boiling water.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 07, 2017 03:25 PM (DxWUs)

366 From TNR:

But climate change advocates who don't live a carbon-neutral lifestyle aren't hypocrites because, for the most part, they're not asking you to live a carbon-neutral lifestyle. They're asking governments, utilities, energy companies, and large corporations to increase their use of renewable energy so that you can continue to live your life as you please, without contributing to global warming.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 07, 2017 03:25 PM (e8kgV)

367 Reducation training is a pointless idea in this case. I cannot imagine anyone sent to training is going to change their mind. Being browbeaten is not going to change people's attitudes. If you're being deprived of sleep and drugged and tortured yes-but some bureaucrats patronizing you-Nope.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2017 03:25 PM (iVOAv)

368 Hide the deadly black tarantula...
Daylight come and me wanna go home...

:::peeks out:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 07, 2017 03:23 PM (B03fH)

Daaaaaay-oh. Me say Daaaa-oh.

Daylight come and me want go home.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 07, 2017 03:25 PM (3OIiX)

369
SCOUTS = SCOTUS

Autocorrect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:25 PM (mbhDw)

370 we aren't frogs in a pot of slowly boiling water.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 07, 2017 03:25 PM (DxWUs)

getting hot here in my Office?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 03:26 PM (5y11N)

371 362 what is it about Leftist Picking On OTHER peoples children anyway?

fkn weirdos.
Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 03:24 PM (FKrah)

There is a lot about the Left that is deeply inhuman... we must never allow them to get the whip hand... history bears out my opinion...

Posted by: kraken at August 07, 2017 03:26 PM (zSVEm)

372 ::::sets Winona traps::::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 07, 2017 03:26 PM (B03fH)

373 367 Reducation training is a pointless idea in this case. I cannot imagine anyone sent to training is going to change their mind. Being browbeaten is not going to change people's attitudes. If you're being deprived of sleep and drugged and tortured yes-but some bureaucrats patronizing you-Nope.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2017 03:25 PM (iVOAv)



Recall Billy Ayers once mused that when he and the Weathermen overthrow the US, there would be roughly 25 million people who would not be "re-educate-able" so to speak and would have to be liquidated. He was not kidding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:27 PM (mbhDw)

374 watching "The World At War" and watching the frogs fleeing Paris

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 03:27 PM (5y11N)

375 J.J I think this issue like womens issues , gender-race issues are just their to divide the nation so they can grab what's left after they finished with us

everything is .b,s 'for the children.
PP
for women
Islam
for jobs
Unemployed does create jobs
its all a twisted reflection.

Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 03:27 PM (FKrah)

376 366 From TNR:

But climate change advocates who don't live a carbon-neutral lifestyle aren't hypocrites because, for the most part, they're not asking you to live a carbon-neutral lifestyle. They're asking governments, utilities, energy companies, and large corporations to increase their use of renewable energy so that you can continue to live your life as you please, without contributing to global warming.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 07, 2017 03:25 PM (e8kgV)


Rush all over this today and ripped it to shreds. Worth the listen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:27 PM (mbhDw)

377 just there*

Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 03:27 PM (FKrah)

378 ::::sets Winona traps::::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 07, 2017 03:26 PM (B03fH)

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Security cameras on the clothing racks???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

379 Because like everybody else in the US who was working at the time I had to go to training about white privilege. I saw some of the points but most of it was bogus And I was a liberal at the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2017 03:28 PM (iVOAv)

380 kraken, I'm with you. They are really a mental mess.
wouldn't trust them with MY dog.

Posted by: willow at August 07, 2017 03:28 PM (FKrah)

381 Which are the rules that we are supposed to be mad about? Isn't it a normal thing for there to be property taxes, and if people don't pay their property taxes (for 30 f'ng years!) the municipality will eventually go after the property.

Sure, there was a comedy of errors involved, but the rules themselves seem reasonable to me.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 07, 2017 03:24 PM (FUu/Z)



That it's completely unfair to sell a private road for $90,000 when the amount of back taxes is only $994.

It's a small amount and the need for the private road is so great and the city should have known it was only an oversight, etc. etc.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 03:28 PM (mf5HN)

382
But climate change advocates who don't live a carbon-neutral lifestyle aren't hypocrites because, for the most part, they're not asking you to live a carbon-neutral lifestyle.

You mean like when Boobs Streisand told us to dry our clothes by hanging them on a clothesline?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 03:29 PM (IqV8l)

383 Because like everybody else in the US who was working at the time I had to go to training about white privilege. I saw some of the points but most of it was bogus And I was a liberal at the time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2017 03:28 PM (iVOAv)

I never had white privilege training

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 03:29 PM (5y11N)

384 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:27 PM (mbhDw)

I don't think we have enough trains.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 07, 2017 03:29 PM (4ugnK)

385 Kurt Schlicter has another good article about the need to tell the truth and call these deluded bigots deluded bigots.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 07, 2017 03:29 PM (3OIiX)

386 Hide the deadly black tarantula...
Daylight come and me wanna go home...


There's actually some who think that Harry Belefonte is actually encouraging the workers to 'hide' the black tarantula in order to kill the 'tally man'.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 07, 2017 03:29 PM (EgwCt)

387 But climate change advocates who don't live a carbon-neutral lifestyle aren't hypocrites because, for the most part, they're not asking you to live a carbon-neutral lifestyle. They're asking governments, utilities, energy companies, and large corporations to increase their use of renewable energy so that you can continue to live your life as you please, without contributing to global warming.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 07, 2017 03:25 PM (e8kgV)

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You mean.... like....

CAFE Standards (50 mpg *average*. Really??)
Remote controlled thermostats, controlled by utilities
Boutique gasoline blends.
FUCKING BIKE LANES WHERE MY TURN LANE USED TO BE!!!
bankrupt coal

on and on

ad nauseum

Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 03:30 PM (8XRCm)

388 I want to have my cake and beat it, too.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, ordering a dick shaped cake at August 07, 2017 03:30 PM (8b+oT)

389 "Yet, no one on the Left is calling for legal action against the cake shops. And neither should anyone on the Right."

Why not? Seriously - WHY NOT?

Posted by: doomed at August 07, 2017 03:31 PM (UW4Uc)

390 Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 03:28 PM (mf5HN

I'm thinking someone in the assessor's office had a grudge.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 07, 2017 03:31 PM (4ugnK)

391 Recall Billy Ayers once mused that when he and the Weathermen overthrow the US, there would be roughly 25 million people who would not be "re-educate-able" so to speak and would have to be liquidated. He was not kidding.


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Which is lower than the number of people who are not "educate-able" in the fist place

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 07, 2017 03:31 PM (PNcou)

392

"Yet, no one on the Left is calling for legal action against the cake shops"

Why would they?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 03:31 PM (IqV8l)

393 I'm thinking someone in the assessor's office had a grudge.
Posted by: Jack Sock at August 07, 2017 03:31 PM (4ugnK)

----

Nope. Simple greed.

Where else can a $900 tax bill get settled for $90,000.???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 03:32 PM (8XRCm)

394 American media, along with their allies and patrons in the Democratic Party and the Progressive movement, have made me unreservedly pro-Trump. Their blatant hypocrisy just helped things along.

Posted by: troyriser at August 07, 2017 03:33 PM (4qf5a)

395 374 watching "The World At War" and watching the frogs fleeing Paris
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 03:27 PM (5y11N)

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Only the whites. The black and Muslims fought the Nazi's and died to the last man to protect Paris. Thus there were none to evacuate at Dunkirk.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 07, 2017 03:33 PM (PNcou)

396 366 From TNR:

But climate change advocates who don't live a carbon-neutral lifestyle aren't hypocrites because, for the most part, they're not asking you to live a carbon-neutral lifestyle. They're asking governments, utilities, energy companies, and large corporations to increase their use of renewable energy so that you can continue to live your life as you please*, without contributing to global warming.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 07, 2017 03:25 PM (e8kgV)

*Except when "your life as you please" includes driving a truck, eating beef, being warm in the winter, being cool in the summer, or many of the other things your life certainly does include.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2017 03:33 PM (KUaJL)

397 392

"Yet, no one on the Left is calling for legal action against the cake shops"

Why would they?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 03:31 PM (IqV8l)

Exactly. Now, if it was a Christian bakery who didnt want to make, say, a "congrats on becoming a girl" cake for an eight-year-old boy, I guarantee the full power of the weaponized state would be crashing down on them.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2017 03:34 PM (0mRoj)

398 There is a lot about the Left that is deeply inhuman... we must never allow them to get the whip hand... history bears out my opinion...
Posted by: kraken at August 07, 2017 03:26 PM (zSVEm)

What sane people tend to rail against as "The Left" is really just Evil, in all it's multifaceted, inglorious diversity. Been going on since Og threw a rock at Thog for no reason and started the great "War Of That Cave Over There, No Not That One, The Other One, Dammit Look Where I'm Pointing!".

For most of the years between then and now, "The Left" (i.e. Evil) has had the whip hand. The modern Anglo-American culture born of smooshing together Greco-Roman and Scottish philosophies truly is an aberration.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2017 03:34 PM (hcyUh)

399 watching "The World At War" and watching the frogs fleeing Paris

Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----
Not surprising. Their greatest military leaders were a Corsican (Napoleon) and a mentally ill teenage girl (Joan of Arc).

Posted by: Dang at August 07, 2017 03:34 PM (8b+oT)

400 They're asking governments, utilities, energy companies, and large
corporations to increase their use of renewable energy so that you can
continue to live your life as you please, without contributing to global
warming.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 07, 2017 03:25 PM (e8kgV)>>>

You can
continue to live your life as you please, if you can afford green electricity.

"Electricity Prices in South Australia Skyrocket"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y959382r

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 07, 2017 03:35 PM (r5KeJ)

401 Make no mistakes about it that Leftists would deny you rights to make a living if you disagree with them.

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2017 03:35 PM (pPKG5)

402
That it's completely unfair to sell a private road for $90,000 when the amount of back taxes is only $994.

It's a small amount and the need for the private road is so great and the city should have known it was only an oversight, etc. etc.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 03:28 PM (mf5HN)

++++

Ok, so what should the city have done in order to get payment of the delinquent taxes? I mean, you wouldn't think it was better if they sold the property for $994 would you? Plus, how would you decide which buyer to go with if there were multiples willing to buy at $994? The auction is just a fair way to get the number of buyers down to one.

In other words, what should the rule be when someone doesn't pay their taxes for 30 years?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 07, 2017 03:35 PM (pvjTE)

403 I never had white privilege training
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 03:29 PM (5y11N)

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You must have used your white privilege training privilege

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 07, 2017 03:35 PM (PNcou)

404 But climate change advocates who don't live a carbon-neutral lifestyle aren't hypocrites because, for the most part, they're not asking you to live a carbon-neutral lifestyle. They're asking governments, utilities, energy companies, and large corporations to increase their use of renewable energy so that you can continue to live your life as you please, without contributing to global warming.

-
It's just that you're going to pay for it and they're going to get rich from it. That's all.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 07, 2017 03:36 PM (Nwg0u)

405 Apropos of nothing....I am tired of getting blah or mushy watermelons at the grocery store. Seedless, seeded....doesn't matter, I cannot seem to get a good one.


Imma start returning them....

Posted by: Tami at August 07, 2017 03:36 PM (Enq6K)

406 403 I never had white privilege training
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 03:29 PM (5y11N)

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You must have used your white privilege training privilege
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 07, 2017 03:35 PM (PNcou)

The White Privilege Card. Don't leave home without it!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2017 03:36 PM (0mRoj)

407 You are! Not only is she adorable but I don't like coconut and that cake looks delicious.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at August 07, 2017 03:12 PM


Hmm...cute girl and cake. Do we have Cake Girl II: The Frosting Continues in the making?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2017 03:36 PM (p+Wdc)

408

They're asking governments, utilities, energy companies, and large
corporations to increase their use of renewable energy so that you can
continue to live your life as you please, without contributing to global
warming.


ASKING?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 03:37 PM (IqV8l)

409 405. Use a trebuchet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 07, 2017 03:37 PM (fA1SL)

410 Sorry but if they won't name the bakers who refused the story is just so much bullshit from the right.

Posted by: vanderleun at August 07, 2017 03:38 PM (hSLrZ)

411 Obama's "If they bring a knife you bring a gun" department called and said this baker will be forced to make that cake, and lose his business, and be whipped in public.

Apparently Trump replaced those Obama holdovers with deplorable NRA guys, in that department at least.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2017 03:38 PM (b+0FS)

412 Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2017 03:32 PM (8XRCm)

I say that because a number of influential people will be affected. Don't think we've heard the last of this.

Posted by: Jack Sock at August 07, 2017 03:38 PM (4ugnK)

413 We have had the shittiest watermelons and tomatoes this summer. There's no reason to be buying hot house tomatoes in the summer in the frickin south. Just no reason at all

Posted by: NCKate at August 07, 2017 03:39 PM (s4tzN)

414 never had white privilege training
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 03:29 PM (5y11N)

---

You must have used your white privilege training privilege
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 07, 2017 03:35 PM (PNcou)

I could probabably get in to white privilege training if, you know, it would help me get some more privileges... otherwise, nah, not in the mood for snotty lectures...

Posted by: kraken at August 07, 2017 03:39 PM (zSVEm)

415 Recall Billy Ayers once mused that when he and the Weathermen overthrow the US, there would be roughly 25 million people who would not be "re-educate-able" so to speak and would have to be liquidated. He was not kidding.

-
Of course, the population was a lot less then so we'll need to up that figure now.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 07, 2017 03:40 PM (Nwg0u)

416 401 Make no mistakes about it that Leftists would deny you rights to make a living if you disagree with them.
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2017 03:35 PM (pPKG5)
-----------------------------------
Who could possibly doubt that today?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 07, 2017 03:40 PM (0jtPF)

417 Sorry but if they won't name the bakers who refused the story is just so much bullshit from the right.

Posted by: vanderleun at August 07, 2017 03:38 PM (hSLrZ)

The bakers didn't refuse the story, they refused to bake a cake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 07, 2017 03:40 PM (3OIiX)

418 *WILL WORK FOR RENT MONEY*

Posted by: Salon at August 07, 2017 03:40 PM (ppaKI)

419 418 *WILL WORK FOR RENT MONEY*
Posted by: Salon at August 07, 2017 03:40 PM (ppaKI)

They can have a bake sale. Oh, wait a second....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:41 PM (mbhDw)

420 401. Correct . That's why you should apply the special surcharge to leftoid customers.

Posted by: kallisto at August 07, 2017 03:41 PM (qV5PD)

421 409
405. Use a trebuchet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at August 07, 2017 03:37 PM (fA1SL)

I'll go Gallagher on their asses....

Posted by: Tami at August 07, 2017 03:42 PM (Enq6K)

422 415 Recall Billy Ayers once mused that when he and the Weathermen overthrow the US, there would be roughly 25 million people who would not be "re-educate-able" so to speak and would have to be liquidated. He was not kidding.

-
Of course, the population was a lot less then so we'll need to up that figure now.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 07, 2017 03:40 PM (Nwg0u)


True. The other part is arrogance on their part, thinking that their glorious revolution will win over the masses.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2017 03:42 PM (mbhDw)

423 410 Sorry but if they won't name the bakers who refused the story is just so much bullshit from the right.
____________________________________

Two lesbians named Betty Crocker and Little Debbie.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 07, 2017 03:42 PM (4AVeu)

424 There's no reason to be buying hot house tomatoes in the summer in the frickin south. Just no reason at all

Posted by: NCKate at August 07, 2017 03:39 PM (s4tzN)


I'm wondering what will come first; my first tomato or first frost. In years past, mid-July was pretty much the average.

Fvcking AlGore.

(Pennsylvania)

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 07, 2017 03:42 PM (EgwCt)

425 never had white privilege training
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 03:29 PM (5y11N)


They hold classes at Bushwood Country Club

Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 03:43 PM (7n4KQ)

426 Correct . That's why you should apply the special surcharge to leftoid customers.
Posted by: kallisto at August 07, 2017 03:41 PM (qV5PD)

Cough Cough...I know this Dentist who does that...I really know him well

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 03:43 PM (5y11N)

427 You hear that? That deafening silence? That's the sound of Baltimore celebrating murder-free weekend.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 07, 2017 03:43 PM (Nwg0u)

428 "WILL WORK FOR RENT MONEY*
Posted by: Salon




Like I'd believe that. If you'd have worked in the first place, you'd have the rent money.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 03:43 PM (U76Nz)

429 They hold classes at Bushwood Country Club
Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 03:43 PM (7n4KQ)

Yeah but the steak tastes like the winner in the 3rd at Belmont?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 03:44 PM (5y11N)

430 >>>Two lesbians named Betty Crocker and Little Debbie.


What, are you saying women of color can't be fictional lesbians?


Posted by: Aunt Jemima at August 07, 2017 03:44 PM (ppaKI)

431 never had white privilege training
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 03:29 PM (5y11N)


They hold classes at Bushwood Country Club
Posted by: Roy



Any in Texas?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 03:44 PM (U76Nz)

432 420 401. Correct . That's why you should apply the special surcharge to leftoid customers.
Posted by: kallisto at August 07, 2017 03:41 PM (qV5PD)
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Y'no, if there's no law against discrimination against customers for political beliefs,......well, you could do a whole lot of things.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 07, 2017 03:44 PM (0jtPF)

433 *WILL WORK FOR RENT MONEY*

Posted by: Salon
-----
I was having trouble paying my rent until I tried this one crazy trick...

Posted by: Dang at August 07, 2017 03:44 PM (8b+oT)

434 Any in Texas?
Posted by: rickb223

Check the Austin area.

Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 03:44 PM (7n4KQ)

435 They hold classes at Bushwood Country Club
Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 03:43 PM (7n4KQ)

Yeah but the steak tastes like the winner in the 3rd at Belmont?
Posted by: Nevergiveup



It still has the whip marks!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 03:45 PM (U76Nz)

436 White males don't need lessons in white male privilege, it just comes naturally. Like rape.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2017 03:45 PM (0mRoj)

437 Just read the internal office memo from the Google programmer.

Congratulations on a well reasoned, well written mission statement to the Horde member that is working, for the time being, at Google.

Huzzah!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 07, 2017 03:45 PM (GiRFl)

438 416 401 Make no mistakes about it that Leftists would deny you rights to make a living live if you disagree with them.

---

fify

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 07, 2017 03:45 PM (PNcou)

439
never had white privilege training

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2017 03:29 PM (5y11N)

You'd like it. At the end they give you a Porsche full of money! And a boat!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 07, 2017 03:45 PM (qJhUV)

440 *WILL WORK FOR RENT MONEY*
Posted by: Salon

And by "work" they mean anal sex.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 07, 2017 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)

441
You hear that? That deafening silence? That's the sound of Baltimore celebrating murder-free weekend.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks


Did they use silencers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2017 03:45 PM (IqV8l)

442 Oh no Mr Farris - this is where you and I disagree- lawsuits should be filed. The government should investigate the bakers for civil rights violations and grand juries empaneled- and how about a nice IRS audit. The other side does this - it's time they got it back. Good and hard.

As Breitbart said: "F*ck you. War."

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 07, 2017 03:46 PM (hkqXc)

443 But this particular birth was celebrated because the mother was pretending to be a man, and her delusion was so intense that she apparently partook of surgical mutilation and chemical intervention to (not really) conform her body to her delusion. I guess we're supposed to marvel at her physical transformation, but that would be a lie too. She looks like a woman with some surgery and a scraggly goatee. It's not beautiful. It's sad. But we're not supposed to tell that obvious truth. We're supposed to join in the lie and praise the Emperor's New Secondary Sex Characteristics.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 07, 2017 03:46 PM (e8kgV)

444 "WILL WORK FOR RENT MONEY*
Posted by: Salon


*For people who did not vote for Trump

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 07, 2017 03:47 PM (PNcou)

445 433 *WILL WORK FOR RENT MONEY*

Posted by: Salon
-----
I was having trouble paying my rent until I tried this one crazy trick...
Posted by: Dang at August 07, 2017 03:44 PM (8b+oT)


I work harder than an ugly stripper. Still can't keep up. Tried being a stripper. All I ended up with was Monopoly money, friction burns working the pole, a phone number from some dude named Bruce. and a still empty bank account. /jk

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2017 03:47 PM (jxbfJ)

446 Not surprising. Their greatest military leaders were a Corsican (Napoleon) and a mentally ill teenage girl (Joan of Arc).


Posted by: Dang at August 07, 2017 03:34 PM (8b+oT)

Ahem, I did pretty good removing a military force that was much larger than my own - Charles "the Hammer" Martel (valorous, while that was still en vogue in France)

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 07, 2017 03:47 PM (DxWUs)

447 *WILL WORK FOR RENT MONEY*

Posted by: Salon
-----
You got a website. A simple slight change of content should pay off quick!

Posted by: Hole Colonel Porn Webmaster at August 07, 2017 03:47 PM (8b+oT)

448 They hold classes at Bushwood Country Club

Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 03:43 PM (7n4KQ)

That dump?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 07, 2017 03:48 PM (DxWUs)

449 430 >>>Two lesbians named Betty Crocker and Little Debbie.


What, are you saying women of color can't be fictional lesbians?




Posted by: Aunt Jemima at August 07, 2017 03:44 PM (ppaKI)
_____________________________________

Woman, you better your ass in here and stop making eyes at dem beaver lickers.

Posted by: Unlce Ben at August 07, 2017 03:48 PM (4AVeu)

450 Recall Billy Ayers once mused that when he and the Weathermen overthrow the US, there would be roughly 25 million people who would not be "re-educate-able" so to speak and would have to be liquidated. He was not kidding.

25 million is the biggest army in the world. And they would be the most heavily armed segment of the US, as well.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2017 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

451 They hold classes at Bushwood Country Club

Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 03:43 PM (7n4KQ)

That dump?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 07, 2017 03:48 PM (DxWUs)

Bushwood? A dump?! You...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 07, 2017 03:50 PM (3OIiX)

452 >>> Just read the internal office memo from the Google programmer. Congratulations on a well reasoned, well written mission statement to the Horde member that is working, for the time being, at Google.
Huzzah! Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 07, 2017 03:45 PM (GiRFl)

Don't worry, temporarily anonymous programmer, Lena will find you and turn you in! Then the reprogramming can commence.

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2017 03:50 PM (hvf9s)

453 If they ever have a local white privilege training class, I will dress up like Greg Marmalard from the Omega house and go sign up.

Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 03:51 PM (7n4KQ)

454 Can I just exercise my white male privilege to get out of taking the white mail privilege class?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2017 03:51 PM (KUaJL)

455
THEN WHY THE FARK DONT WE HAVE *THESE* BAKERS BAKE THE GAY CAKES AND LEAVE THE CHRISTIAN BAKERS THE FARK ALONE?

Posted by: Soothie at August 07, 2017 03:52 PM (j7IKP)

456 Just read the internal office memo from the Google programmer. Congratulations on a well reasoned, well written mission statement to the Horde member that is working, for the time being, at Google.
Huzzah! Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 07, 2017 03:45 PM (GiRFl)

Don't worry, temporarily anonymous programmer, Lena will find you and turn you in! Then the reprogramming can commence.

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2017 03:50 PM (hvf9s)

Yeah, that guy's getting fired/blackballed. Hope his stock is all vested for his sake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 07, 2017 03:52 PM (3OIiX)

457 Bushwood? A dump?! You...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 07, 2017 03:50 PM (3OIiX)

Maybe I will just buy Bushwood.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 07, 2017 03:52 PM (DxWUs)

458 Patty cake, patty cake ...

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 07, 2017 03:52 PM (pbBzW)

459 455
THEN WHY THE FARK DONT WE HAVE *THESE* BAKERS BAKE THE GAY CAKES AND LEAVE THE CHRISTIAN BAKERS THE FARK ALONE?

Posted by: Soothie at August 07, 2017 03:52 PM (j7IKP)

Where's the coercive and unconstitutional fun in that?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2017 03:52 PM (0mRoj)

460 Two lesbians named Betty Crocker and Little Debbie.


What, are you saying women of color can't be fictional lesbians?

-
Well there's Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 07, 2017 03:53 PM (Nwg0u)

461


...

... cherry pie!

...


Posted by: Doug-E Jones at August 07, 2017 03:53 PM (88jeI)

462 Waiting to sed what Fox is going to do at5

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2017 03:53 PM (pPKG5)

463
Salon was behind one of the strangest #FakeNews stories before the election. It was totally surreal, but half-way tech proficient (which is kind of amazing because most writers can't write about tech) and was total science fiction in the end.

Someone must have paid them to plant the story.

Fvck 'em. Time for them to enter a new chapter in their existence - Chapter 11.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 07, 2017 03:53 PM (EgwCt)

464 Bill Ayers, and his ilk on the Left, are pretty bold at times in the US... acting on the assumption ( correct) that their actions, if apprehended, will not result in their summary executions, or being disappeared... as in other countries... they can even have cushy jobs, while bragging about their derring- do.

Posted by: kraken at August 07, 2017 03:54 PM (zSVEm)

465 461


...

... cherry pie!

...


Posted by: Doug-E Jones at August 07, 2017 03:53 PM (88jeI)

Put a smile on your face ten miles wide!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 07, 2017 03:54 PM (0mRoj)

466
btw, does anyone doubt that the "IED" at the MN mosque was a bomb that accidentally exploded?

I have no doubt bombs are made in lots of mosques. This one happened to explode on them so they concocted a story making it a fake hate crime.

Posted by: Soothie at August 07, 2017 03:55 PM (j7IKP)

467 *WILL WORK FOR RENT MONEY*
Posted by: Salon

And by "work" they mean anal sex.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 07, 2017 03:45 PM (Nwg0u)


Or as we like to call it: sex.

Posted by: Salon at August 07, 2017 03:55 PM (TOk1P)

468 What about rental cakes?

Posted by: RioBravo at August 07, 2017 03:56 PM (giT7q)

469
It's funny now the fake news and the Left are calling that little explosion at the mosque the result of an "IED."

Hmmm, who usually makes "IED's?"

Posted by: Soothie at August 07, 2017 03:57 PM (j7IKP)

470 White privileve got no reason . . .
White privilege got no reason . . .
White privilege got no reason to live.

- Randy New Socialist Man

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at August 07, 2017 03:57 PM (Nwg0u)

471 The kid should carry around a cake at school until society comes to it's knees. Or the rapist is captured.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at August 07, 2017 03:57 PM (PvCxa)

472
Waiting to sed what Fox is going to do at 5
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2017 03:53 PM


I'm available!!

Posted by: Bob Beckel at August 07, 2017 03:57 PM (IqV8l)

473 The thing about Bill Ayers is that if the country was as bad as he claims, he would've been thrown out of a helicopter in 1975. Instead, he's made millions off the society he despises.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 07, 2017 03:58 PM (ppaKI)

474 I bet the odds are the mosque attack being real isn't 1 in 10

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2017 03:58 PM (pPKG5)

475 It's funny now the fake news and the Left are calling that little explosion at the mosque the result of an "IED."

Hmmm, who usually makes "IED's?"
Posted by: Soothie



They need to call in OSHA for a workplace accident.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 03:58 PM (U76Nz)

476 Sally Kohn, of all people, proposed a compromise solution to these situations in a column of hers a while back:

- Do you have to make the cake? Yes.
- Do you have to *actually write* the pro-gay marriage, or pro-Trump, message on the cake that the orderer wants? *No.*

Call me crazy, and I am *not* a fan of Sally's, but I thought this wasn't a crazy idea.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2017 03:59 PM (eMKNe)

477 I'm all for the lawfare-turnabout is due for the progressives, but I can't help thinking that this is not the case. Which is too bad, since it's such a glaring example of the hypocrisy, what with it literally being about refusing to bake a cake.

I just don't like the idea of Pickle finding himself at the center of a national dust-up when he's nine. Let the kid be a kid.

Have someone unrelated to his family or the news item doxx the f*ck out of all the bakeries who refused, though.

Then again, in looneyleftyburg, it's probably a badge of honor to say "No Trump Cakes Sold Here! ResistWeMuch!"

Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 07, 2017 04:00 PM (88jeI)

478 IEDs are dangerous. Too many injuries due to premature explosion. It would be safer if people could buy more reliable factory-produced bombs.

#UnbanTheBombs

Posted by: RioBravo at August 07, 2017 04:00 PM (giT7q)

479 As a "White", I can't imagine being forced to sit though a "white privilege" class at work with non-white co-workers who I already get along with quite well.

I can even less imagine what it's like to be a non-white, cringing through being forced to see your white friends and co-workers subjected to such a uniquely bizarre and evil ritual, all done in your own name without consulting you about it!

I don't even think the Communists, Maoists, or Nazis could have come up with something so insidious. Just chopping off heads and gassing people is terrible enough, but the level of psychotic evilness needed to come up with such a grim scene of sociological dynamite is just beyond fathoming.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2017 04:00 PM (hcyUh)

480 Every supermarket has a cake...what kid writes a letter? FAUX
shit.....................

Posted by: saf at August 07, 2017 04:00 PM (cS/ge)

481 Or the rapist is captured.
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at August 07, 2017 03:57 PM (PvCxa)


No need to capture, I'm right here.

Posted by: Tobias Funke at August 07, 2017 04:00 PM (TOk1P)

482 Two lesbians named Betty Crocker and Little Debbie.


What, are you saying women of color can't be fictional lesbians?

-
Well there's Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth.



--
Poor old Hungry Jack. Left out in the cold...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 04:00 PM (U76Nz)

483 The Creed Bigots strike again.

Bigots Against Bigotry, Unite!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 07, 2017 04:00 PM (aFfY+)

484 btw, does anyone doubt that the "IED" at the MN mosque was a bomb that accidentally exploded?



I have no doubt bombs are made in lots of mosques. This one happened
to explode on them so they concocted a story making it a fake hate
crime.





Posted by: Soothie at August 07, 2017 03:55 PM (j7IKP)

The mosque is the military headquarters for the jihad, but I doubt the bomb was accidentally detonated, it was done on purpose by themselves.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 07, 2017 04:00 PM (DxWUs)

485 Yeah, that guy's getting fired/blackballed. Hope his stock is all vested for his sake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 07, 2017 03:52 PM (3OIiX)

......

Part of thinks this guy knows what is coming and is gonna be documenting it all the way for his upcoming lawsuit and novel.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 07, 2017 04:01 PM (GiRFl)

486 I have no doubt bombs are made in lots of mosques. This one happened to explode on them so they concocted a story making it a fake hate crime.


"The most beautiful sound in the world is the sound of the bomb that is being fused going off in the face of the muezzin at sunset."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 04:01 PM (Mouru)

487 I saw The Creed Bigots open for Tranny Cake at the Fillmore in 83.

Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch at August 07, 2017 04:02 PM (aFfY+)

488 Every supermarket has a cake...what kid writes a letter? FAUX
shit.....................
Posted by: saf



To the president? Probably a lot.

"Remember Dylan, usually called "Pickle"?

Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweeted out his fan letter to Trump and the national media scrambled all investigative resources to prove the letter was a hoax.

It wasn't.

Now he's got a birthday coming up, and he wanted a pro-Trump cake baked."

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 04:03 PM (U76Nz)

489 I saw The Creed Bigots open for Tranny Cake at the Fillmore in 83.
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch at August 07, 2017 04:02 PM (aFfY+)
-----------------------------------

Should have performed in a ballroom.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 07, 2017 04:04 PM (giT7q)

490

remember PICKLE?

Posted by: Soothiewing Plover at August 07, 2017 04:04 PM (j7IKP)

491 nood

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2017 04:05 PM (Mouru)

492 Nood antifa

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2017 04:05 PM (U76Nz)

493 Yeah, that guy's getting fired/blackballed. Hope his stock is all vested for his sake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 07, 2017 03:52 PM (3OIiX)

......

Part of thinks this guy knows what is coming and is gonna be documenting it all the way for his upcoming lawsuit and novel.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 07, 2017 04:01 PM (GiRFl)

Good on him, then.

I worked at Google back in 2007. It wasn't full on SJW back then but it was heading in that direction. That place needs sunlight more than most.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 07, 2017 04:05 PM (3OIiX)

494 Every supermarket has a cake...what kid writes a letter? FAUX

shit.....................

Posted by: saf at August 07, 2017 04:00 PM (cS/ge)
================================

Every supermarket makes wedding cakes .... yet

Lots of kids write letters to the President. Are you familiar with childhood? Mine wrote to Bush the Elder when he was 6.

Posted by: grammie winger what saw The Temptations and the Beach Boys last night at August 07, 2017 04:06 PM (lwiT4)

495 "this is no longer a nation of laws that apply to all similarly-situated persons equally, but a nation of blocs and factions which have different rights and privileges according to caste ranking"

Our Self-Appointed Betters like it just fine that way !


President Trump was us asking nice. Next step ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at August 07, 2017 04:06 PM (Mcvvl)

496 466 ...
I have no doubt bombs are made in lots of mosques. This one happened to explode on them so they concocted a story making it a fake hate crime.
Posted by: Soothie at August 07, 2017 03:55 PM (j7IKP)


That, or it's another faked-ism fake-victim story, like the people who draw swastikas on their own face, or write racist epithets on their own church, or carry around a rape-mattress for a year. That was my first though.

My second thought was (without knowing the leaning of the Imam at this mosque), maybe this is a radical Islamist attacking a mosque that he deems insufficiently radical or... worse yet... actually anti-violent. (wait... bwhahahaah... oh, did I actually float that idea?)

I hadn't yet considered 'I was doing my homework when I spilled reagent A in beaker B by mistake... quick, make up a story where we're victims' but that is equally credible to me.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at August 07, 2017 04:06 PM (88jeI)

497 I'm not a fortune teller, but I sense a trip to the White House is Pickles' future.

Obama had the briefcase bomber kid, DJT will have Pickles.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 07, 2017 04:07 PM (GiRFl)

498 it was done on purpose by themselves.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 07, 2017 04:00 PM (DxWUs)

Mohammed- "Boy, this mosque sure is looking run down. We should remodel the place."

Muhammad- "You go set up the GoFundMe site and write an e-mail to CNN. I'll go set the boom-booms on the load-bearing walls. Meet you at the baths in twenty."

Mu'ammad- "Wait for meeeee!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2017 04:10 PM (hcyUh)

499 490 remember PICKLE?

I don't want a pickle
I just wanna ride my motorsickle
And I don't wanna die
I just wanna ride my motorcy-
cle

Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at August 07, 2017 04:10 PM (sGtp+)

500 Every Moron here should insist that their local lefty baker bake them this cake:
https://tinyurl.com/yd5m3qh9

Posted by: vrf at August 07, 2017 04:14 PM (baCC+)

501 Dylan should tell them he is gay or transgender or something.

Posted by: lyn5 at August 07, 2017 04:30 PM (gr8Az)

502 But climate change advocates who don't live a carbon-neutral lifestyle aren't hypocrites because, for the most part, they're not asking you to live a carbon-neutral lifestyle. They're asking governments, utilities, energy companies, and large corporations to increase their use of renewable energy so that you can continue to live your life as you please*, without contributing to global warming.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 07, 2017 03:25 PM (e8kgV)

*Except when "your life as you please" includes driving a truck, eating beef, being warm in the winter, being cool in the summer, or many of the other things your life certainly does include.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 07, 2017 03:33 PM

And by all that's holy, don't use more than 4 squares of t.p. to wipe yer ass either you wastrel.

Posted by: Mike G. at August 07, 2017 04:38 PM (Z0twI)

503 Spiders are made out of protein
Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2017 02:57 PM (7n4KQ)


The exoskeletons are made of chitin, a hydrobarbon similar to cellulose.

I can remember freshman HS biology, but I can't remember if I took my memory pills this morning.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 07, 2017 04:51 PM (lIZQs)

504 The exoskeletons are made of chitin, a hydrobarbon similar to cellulose.

I can remember freshman HS biology, but I can't remember if I took my memory pills this morning.
Posted by: bergerbilder at August 07, 2017 04:51 PM (lIZQs)

Isn't chitin a compound protein? Basically a solution of keratin and collagen protein strands all noodled together in a tough matrix?

I feel like looking it up would be cheating, so I'm probably wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2017 05:13 PM (hcyUh)

505 303 why were the democrats so quick to look for a hoax because thats what THEY would have done

Projection isn't just what happens in that little room at the back of the Cineplex, you know!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 07, 2017 05:27 PM (4hIeD)

506 You're making a cake that looks like a red effin hat! How easy a job is that? These idiots aren't thinking about the customer chain and their bottom lines much. Burning stupid they are.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at August 07, 2017 05:44 PM (Bfz1T)

507 I'm waiting for the GOP to go in all in about this....1...2...3.....lol...just joking. Theyre on vacation.

Posted by: johny boy at August 07, 2017 06:11 PM (UNXWZ)

508 No doubt the MN bomb was set by Muzzies to get attention.

If a hater did it, it would have gone off during their service when it was full of other Muzzies.

This one is pretty easy to figure out, even far far away from MN.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2017 06:25 PM (UsCnO)

509 Always press charges, always sue.

Posted by: Dude at August 07, 2017 11:45 PM (b91ZC)

510 Sorry, they should sue the hell out of every baker that refused to bake the cake.

Lawfare. They made the rules; let them live with them.

Posted by: spmat at August 08, 2017 01:00 AM (QuE2W)

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