AG Sessions, DNI Coats Jointly Announce Greater Prioritization and Resources for Leak Investigations; Promise Prosecutions

Words are not action, but I have a good feeling about Jeff Sessions.

The problem is: So many executive employees are leaking that any investigation will undoubtedly turn up friends of the investigators. And the investigators themselves may be leakers.

(Does anyone think the leaker James Comey was obeying the president's order to find the leakers?)

So, I don't know if you trust anyone currently in the government to aggressively investigate their John McCain-style Good Friends.

Still, worth the effort.


Attorney General Jeff Sessions and other top administration officials lashed out Friday against illegal leaks and issued a stern warning that offenders will be "held accountable," announcing new efforts to hunt them down.

"No government can be effective when its members cannot speak in confidence" with other government and foreign leaders, Sessions said, referring specifically to the bombshell leak a day earlier of President Trump's conversations with foreign leaders.

He said referrals of classified leaks from U.S. intelligence agencies have "exploded" this year.

"We are taking a stand," the attorney general said. "This culture of leaks must stop."

Session said criminals who have leaked classified information are "being investigated and will be prosecuted." He added that four people have already been charged with leaking classified material and related counts, and investigations have tripled.

Sessions repeatedly referred to "criminals" in discussing leaks.

He also said he'd be re-examining the guidelines for subpoenaing the media -- to make them give up their criminal sources.

I think the Washington Post's reporters who published the transcripts of Trump's phone calls will be the first test case for these subpoenas, and for subsequent incarceration for contempt of court when they refuse to comply. This happened with Judith Miller, after all, in a fairly trivial case.

I don't see how a judge can say that gratuitously leaking a transcript of a confidential phone call with a world leader- - which makes all other world leaders fear if they can speak to Trump and have their own words remain confidential -- is not a national security concern and then refuse to hit a non-complying reporter with time in jail until he divulges his sources.

Well, actually, I can see that, but given that judges do this a fair amount in less serious cases, the judge refusing to do that would essentially be announcing an insurrection.

The other outfit that needs to worry is the New York Times, which outrageously disclosed the name of the CIA's Iran team for no reason except #TheResistance.

Again, no judge can claim that did not jeopardize national security or expose intelligence operatives to risk.

After those two low-hanging fruit cases -- assuming judges do their duty and jail reporters until they divulge sources, and assuming subsequent prosecutions of the leakers -- there would be a very serious reconsideration among #TheResistance as to whether they really have the guts for full treason and insurrection, and really have the fortitude to bear the traitor's penalty.

Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM




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1 It's Leakers all the way up.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 12:20 PM (WDCYi)

2 The phone call thing undercuts every future president too.

So yeah...pretty f'ign serious.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 04, 2017 12:20 PM (dzmBR)

3 This may have been a leak too far.

Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2017 12:20 PM (tHzqt)

4 I'm surprised that Congress hasn't tried passing another stupid "Things Trump (and only Trump) Can't Do" law involving talking to foreign leaders.

They seem arrogant and petty enough to try.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 12:21 PM (WDCYi)

5 This BAMN, scorched earth approach is not the strategy of someone who thinks they are the winning.

Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2017 12:21 PM (tHzqt)

6 Ace -Not going to get a good feeling about Sessions until we start seeing people prosecuted. Until then, Sessions is a waste of skin.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 04, 2017 12:21 PM (jxbfJ)

7 Sessions has a lot on his plate.

And he cannot discuss a lot in public.

We can only hope he's doing more than he says.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2017 12:23 PM (fceHP)

8 He's missed all the other low hanging fruit - I have zero confidence Sessions will nab any other low hanging fruit. As the kids say - he's low energy, and it shows.

Posted by: Ezekial Emanuel at August 04, 2017 12:23 PM (xOBRH)

9 Jeff Sessions needs to establish an "Elliot Ness" style prosecution team, made up of outsiders brought in to root out the corrupt insiders.

Get some Hillsdale College grads with their law degrees and hand them a GS-15 position and subpoena power.

Time for shit to get real.

Posted by: jwest at August 04, 2017 12:24 PM (Zs4uk)

10 I don't expect Sessions to do anything that involves going after politicians.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 12:25 PM (WDCYi)

11 I think all the leakers will turn out to be "who?"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 04, 2017 12:25 PM (Cee0K)

12 I would think that finding out who leaked an entire transcribed phone conversation to the press should be relatively easy.

The problem is as ACE says the government is infested with deep state apparatchicks and fellow travelers that will simply refuse to work the angles and root these criminals out.

Bottom line is 90pct plus of fedGov needs to be turned out into the streets.

Every day that goes by we are finding out we are in deeper shit than we could have possibly managed.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 04, 2017 12:26 PM (9A6UB)

13 Again, no judge can claim that did not jeopardize national security or expose intelligence operatives to risk.

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I give you U.S. District Judge Derrick Watson of Hawaii ... as well as the 9th Circus Court Of Appeals.

Posted by: ShainS at August 04, 2017 12:26 PM (ZcAbN)

14 The WaPo reporter who leaked Trump's phone transcripts was on Morning Joe today. No questions about why this was done, and isn't it criminal, and are you worried about you (or your sources) going to jail.

Psycho Joe did acknowledge that these leaks will have the effect that foreign leaders will be reluctant to pick up the phone to talk to Trump, which is presumably a bad thing.

So my question? Why wasn't this reporter arrested as he walked out the door?

The press has no more right than you or I to disseminate classified material.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 04, 2017 12:26 PM (+7/1f)

15 After those two low-hanging fruit cases -- assuming judges do their duty and jail reporters until they divulge sources, and assuming subsequent prosecutions of the leakers -- there would be a very serious reconsideration among #TheResistance as to whether they really have the guts for full treason and insurrection, and really have the fortitude to bear the traitor's penalty.

Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM



this has been the problem all along and how the country has lost control of itself - the left has gotten away with ANYTHING for the past 8 years at the least. Violence, threats, fraud, you name it. And they have been getting away with it. The same with the lying media, and the illegals.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2017 12:26 PM (fceHP)

16 It doesn't help that 95% of the Deep State has Union Protections.

SEIU MUST BE DESTROYED.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 12:27 PM (WDCYi)

17 Going to get uglier. If things get more interesting with the unmasking, we'll have leaks every fucking hour.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2017 12:27 PM (RHK2H)

18 I want scalps.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 04, 2017 12:28 PM (0mRoj)

19 Where have you gone, General Pinochet,
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you...

Woo-woo-woo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2017 12:28 PM (oVJmc)

20 Screw leakers, I don't care all that much. His press conference today should have been about 2 things.

1) Debbie Whatsername Schultz and the DNC paying a pakistani family for IT support, and what the democrats who signed the letter to give these people clearence knew and when they knew it.

2) Samantha Power and the Obama's administration blatant disregard for the law in unmasking people. An arrest announcement would have been welcome, but at the very least this should have been a central point.

Posted by: Ezekial Emanuel at August 04, 2017 12:28 PM (xOBRH)

21 I think the Washington Post's reporters who published the transcripts of
Trump's phone calls
will be the first test case for these subpoenas,
and for subsequent incarceration for contempt of court when they refuse
to comply. This happened with Judith Miller, after all, in a fairly
trivial case.


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Like the one that was on Morning Joe today ?


As someone said in the last thread....'he should have been arrested leaving the studio.'

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2017 12:28 PM (Enq6K)

22 Listen Leaky McLeakface, you are going down!

Seriously, though, with simple methods - such as false messages - or multiple versions of the same "sure to be leaked" messages with with different coded statements in them (given to certain groups/persons at a time to narrow done the focus) and/or files with imbedded programs that track the files by IP and email - can be used to get to the bottom of this ~ and/or lead to taps and surveillance of people who can then lead to the bottom. A separate bureau within the DOJ (headed by Rudy? Tan, rested, ready) might be a good approach, too.

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 04, 2017 12:29 PM (QfxOW)

23 I'll be glad to admit I'm wrong after Mr. Peepers Sessions is standing on a pile of skulls but he seems to be the wrong dog for the task at hand.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 04, 2017 12:29 PM (y7DUB)

24 All they have to do is fire every Obama holdover and that will take care of the leakers

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 04, 2017 12:29 PM (mpXpK)

25 Let's just say I'm going to reserve my praise until we actually get some results.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 04, 2017 12:29 PM (KUaJL)

26 Having once eaten a bag of Olestra cooked Potato Chips, I have to recuse myself from ANY investigations into Leakage of ANY kind.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at August 04, 2017 12:30 PM (hLhtd)

27 The press has no more right than you or I to disseminate classified material.
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Nor does it have the right to possess totally banned magazines and demonstrate them on television. No matter how silly I think the law is on that, it is the law and the pass that 'journalist' got was wrong on every possible level.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 04, 2017 12:30 PM (MIKMs)

28 WHAT WE NEED IS A BLUE RIBBON COMMITTEE!!!

WHERE ARE THE BLUE RIBBONS?!?

WHERE?!?

WHERE?!?!?

Posted by: Dang at August 04, 2017 12:30 PM (8b+oT)

29 As someone mentioned in the art thread: invite some leaky reporters to an off-the-record discussion...and then arrest them.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2017 12:30 PM (NOIQH)

30 The Ninth Circus and the lower courts in that Circus used Trump's campaign rhetoric to strike down EO's. What makes anyone think that some judges will find a way to use the law to promote an insurrection against Trump and not lose a minute of sleep over it?

Posted by: mercenary13 at August 04, 2017 12:30 PM (Fewwo)

31 The Cone of Silence? It didn't work worth a shit, but it's better than what they have now.

Posted by: Agent 99 at August 04, 2017 12:31 PM (398bZ)

32 I might have leaked something this morning.

Posted by: Les Ismore at August 04, 2017 12:31 PM (Knwy0)

33 >>The phone call thing undercuts every future president too.
So yeah...pretty f'ign serious.


This has gone way beyond striking at Trump, they are literally ruining America with this crap. Putting us and our allies, such as Israel, at rick with these leaks. ENOUGH.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2017 12:32 PM (NOIQH)

34
I give you U.S. District Judge Derrick Watson of Hawaii ... as well as the 9th Circus Court Of Appeals.
Posted by: ShainS at August 04, 2017 12:26 PM (ZcAbN)


Thank God it won't go to the 9th Circus

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 04, 2017 12:32 PM (lKyWE)

35 Sessions either pursues reporter leakers with all of the force of law, today( why wait???), or he serves as AG for President Pence. Much sooner than planned.

The GOPe and Dems seem to have Trump targeted to leave before he has a full year in office. By any means necessary.

Posted by: Redgrains at August 04, 2017 12:32 PM (oBuXO)

36 They believe everything is justified to get rid of Trump.They think once he is gone everything can go back to the way it was.

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2017 12:32 PM (rmVvL)

37 I'm in a "I'll believe it when I see it" stage.

Posted by: MAGA at August 04, 2017 12:32 PM (8gIIV)

38 Correction: What makes anyone not think. . . (Esp the MFM)

Posted by: mercenary13 at August 04, 2017 12:32 PM (Fewwo)

39 "I don't expect Sessions to do anything that involves going after politicians."

I think he is a member of the coup.

Posted by: Mudd at August 04, 2017 12:32 PM (cfHE9)

40 18 I want scalps.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 04, 2017 12:28 PM (0mRoj)

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What you want? Scalps.

What you'll settle for? Perp walks.

What you'll get? Men without chests -- mewling, cowardly gossips and shit-talkers.

Posted by: ShainS at August 04, 2017 12:33 PM (ZcAbN)

41 As inelegant as it may be, an accurate substitute for "leak" must be found.

The criminal nature of these acts, their impact on national security and power, must always be front and center.

"Leak" is a squishy, meaningless, semi-appealing term - it is used for incidents where, for example, a lower-ranking "whistleblower" reveals corruption or wrong-doing by higher-ups.

Language is key. But I doubt we'll see any effort at all to define the terms of this topic. Failing to do so has been a key aspect of the country's degradation and take-over by the dumbest and worst and least American people living here.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2017 12:33 PM (QDnY+)

42 So my question? Why wasn't this reporter arrested as he walked out the door?

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Have you seen my ratings?

Posted by: Joe Brzezinski at August 04, 2017 12:34 PM (oGRue)

43 LEAKING IS NOT A CRIME!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton for Poise Panty Liners at August 04, 2017 12:34 PM (hLhtd)

44 something snarky snark snark sarcasm about Valerie Plame and muh sacred duty to protect our assets!@

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 04, 2017 12:34 PM (AU4SY)

45 Words are not action, but I have a good feeling about Jeff Sessions.

When I see prosecution - I mean real, orange-jumpsuit-and-shackles, real jail time, no plea bargain, we are going to bury you so deep they will have to pump sunshine into your cell - then I'll share your optimism, Ace.

Until then, it's nothing but bukakke theater for the rubes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2017 12:34 PM (X6fMO)

46 I also want scalps and full face politician pelts.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 04, 2017 12:34 PM (mcI77)

47 HEY, JEFF:

COMEY'S AN ADMITTED LEAKER. UNDER OATH. BEFORE CONGRESS.

The case is open-and-shut.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2017 12:35 PM (oVJmc)

48 Language is key. But I doubt we'll see any effort at all to define the terms of this topic. Failing to do so has been a key aspect of the country's degradation and take-over by the dumbest and worst and least American people living here.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2017 12:33 PM (QDnY+)

I think the term you seek is "espionage". Or treason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2017 12:35 PM (prH+p)

49 As inelegant as it may be, an accurate substitute for "leak" must be found.

National Security Breech.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 04, 2017 12:35 PM (mcI77)

50 Jeff Sessions needs to remember you build big walls with small stones. Go after the low level chump ass staffers and nail them to the wall.

They will rat out everyone else. Then just keep going.

We should have a daily parade of perp walks for the next year or so.

Or quit and go put on his jammies and watch the Lawrence Welk Show and get outta the way already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2017 12:35 PM (5VlCp)

51 WHERE ARE THE BLUE RIBBONS?!?

WHERE?!?

WHERE?!?!?
Posted by: Dang at August 04, 2017 12:30 PM (8b+oT)

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Milwaukee

Posted by: Pabst at August 04, 2017 12:35 PM (oGRue)

52 'I have a good feeling about Jeff Sessions'

The triumph of hope over experience.

Posted by: phineas gage at August 04, 2017 12:35 PM (XsVWn)

53 We could always just chop their heads off and skip the legal formalities.

Posted by: Marcus T Robespierre at August 04, 2017 12:35 PM (7XQES)

54 And empty chairs at the press corps. One day, Joe was sitting right there. The next, he wasn't.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 12:36 PM (fA1SL)

55 Sessions may be hamstrung by lack of firings here and there that the donald has yet to do.

Trump needs lots of new judges. pick me!

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 04, 2017 12:36 PM (AU4SY)

56 Ooohhh prison! I can't wait!

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 04, 2017 12:36 PM (4ErVI)

57 Rhomboid,

"Criminal disclosure" should work as an accurate description.

Therefore reporters are aiding and abetting criminal disclosures.

Posted by: MAGA at August 04, 2017 12:36 PM (8gIIV)

58 Jeff Sessions needs to remember you build big walls with small stones. Go after the low level chump ass staffers and nail them to the wall.

They will rat out everyone else. Then just keep going.

We should have a daily parade of perp walks for the next year or so.

Or quit and go put on his jammies and watch the Lawrence Welk Show and get outta the way already.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2017 12:35 PM (5VlCp)

The Harvey Dent approach.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 04, 2017 12:36 PM (KUaJL)

59 Remember when the Frail Beast was quoted on election night about "they're going to put us all in jail"?

If she fails at this fucking stunt, a lot of people are in deep shit. She suceeds, we're all in deep shit .

Deep shit all around.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2017 12:36 PM (RHK2H)

60 Lock them up!

Posted by: Fritz at August 04, 2017 12:37 PM (2Mnv1)

61 Until then, it's nothing but bukakke theater for the rubes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2017 12:34 PM (X6fMO)


Even our prosecution of Reality Winner is really just a show.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 04, 2017 12:37 PM (dzmBR)

62 18 I want scalps.

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we'll get ours first

Posted by: E Warren (Squaw) at August 04, 2017 12:37 PM (oGRue)

63 "Like the one that was on Morning Joe today ?
As someone said in the last thread....'he should have been arrested leaving the studio.'"

That was me.

This is different than a reporter being forced to give up sources for a news story. WaPo and the reporter committed a crime by disemmenating classified material.

The only reason not to charge them is that it will create all out war with MSM. And Bezos and the Deep State know this.

This shit didn't go on during the Obama administration because the Obamans spied on key MSM reporters, and let everyone know it, and MSM rolled over.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 04, 2017 12:38 PM (+7/1f)

64 It's about time the Trump administration starts hitting back. I'm tired of this phony special counsel, tired of the OMG TRUMP-RUSSIA! bullshit, and the continuous leaks.

Only criminal charges will curb this nonsense, and I'd like to see some sooner rather than later. This isn't a fucking game.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2017 12:38 PM (bkUtD)

65 In a sane world, this effort would be officially named Operation Executions at Dawn.

How fucked up is it that our government is so compromised rhat my suggestion is a sane one?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 04, 2017 12:38 PM (rbEYh)

66 I would wear the WaPo's skin like a coat.

Let those weenies go right to prison. Even though they might like the butt stuff, it won't be pleasant.

They can become a bitch to one of their heroes like the Mumia Douche, after he knocks their teeth out so they can't bite his dick off when he face rapes them.

Posted by: Marcus T Robespierre at August 04, 2017 12:38 PM (7XQES)

67 4 I'm surprised that Congress hasn't tried passing another stupid "Things Trump (and only Trump) Can't Do" law involving talking to foreign leaders.

They seem arrogant and petty enough to try.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 12:21 PM (WDCYi)

The way things are going pretty soon there's going to be something passed outside Congress about putting Congress members in car trunks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2017 12:38 PM (4ErVI)

68 Words are not action, but I have a good feeling about Jeff Sessions.

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We'll have to rest our hopes on him seeing the threat to our constitutional system that this represents.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 04, 2017 12:39 PM (oGRue)

69 I have no comment.

Posted by: Debbie Washerwoman Shultz's Attorney at August 04, 2017 12:39 PM (398bZ)

70 Sources Say Trump To Continue Assault on First Amendment To Distract from Russia Collusion Scandal

Posted by: This...is CNN at August 04, 2017 12:39 PM (qJhUV)

71 Most transparent White House EVAH

Posted by: Jared at August 04, 2017 12:40 PM (l8niF)

72 Words are not action, but I have a good feeling about Jeff Sessions.

When I see prosecution - I mean real, orange-jumpsuit-and-shackles, real jail time, no plea bargain, we are going to bury you so deep they will have to pump sunshine into your cell - then I'll share your optimism, Ace.

Until then, it's nothing but bukakke theater for the rubes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing



THIS X 1 Brazilian.

The mishandling of classified documents that violate your security clearance is such a slam dunk that a trial is a formality.

Where are the prosecutions? Even the low level ones? I'll settle for the same kind as the military guys get.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2017 12:40 PM (QjxTy)

73 Stop the F'n Tweets and sharpen the spear.

Nobody fears the thumbs.

Posted by: Marcus T Robespierre at August 04, 2017 12:40 PM (7XQES)

74 Seems like the poo flingers, I mean coup conspirators, are in the
lead. I've never hated anyone before but I feel it beginning to well up
in me.


I may have to take a beak, listen to some beautiful music, visit some good friends, eat some good food and drink some good wine.

Speaking
of good, inspiring, music here is Amira Willighagen, aged 12, singing "O
Sole Mio" on you tube. The lyrics, translated from Neapolitanese into English, are refreshing.

https://tinyurl.com/lxhk6wf

Posted by: Javems at August 04, 2017 12:41 PM (yOqwj)

75
For what it's worth, as Alabama AG, Jeff Sessions destroyed the Democrat KKK in that state and got its leader put to death.

I hope he has not lost his zeal and has similar results within the Deep State.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:41 PM (mbhDw)

76 yeah, and ace, courts? Courts? Funny one!

Sure - the "judicial" system is now like a slot machine, spitting out results seemingly at random, so you never know if you are going to "win" or "lose".

But it's undone. Integrity is the most hard-won attribute of any system run by humans, and its loss the most disabling. Our "judicial" system is now effectively nothing more than unelected legislature, with no accountability, 100% a system of men, not laws.

And no, the daily production of normal workmanlike rulings and actions on sundry boring un-politicized topics does not disprove that. If land conveyance cases and other dull glorified clerk-work that makes up most of judicial activity had a political angle, you can be sure it would instantly look as ridiculous and brazenly lawless and Third World as the SCOTUS has been for some time, and its inferior courts too (bonus: the inferior courts now openly defy SCOTUS on huge matters, just betting they will get away with it - a whole new level of lawlessness that is actually sort of funny, as it confirms the SCOTUS's loss of credibility, stature, and integrity).

Oh - and the "coup" has already happened. When Trump shredded his oath to the constitution and complied with comically lawless lower court usurpation of his clear authority in the EO case, the deal was sealed. Just a question, day to day, of where and how the judiciary decides to exercise its now plenary authority to run the country.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2017 12:41 PM (QDnY+)

77 16
It doesn't help that 95% of the Deep State has Union Protections.



SEIU MUST BE DESTROYED.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 12:27 PM (WDCYi)

Trump signs one piece of paper and that ends. Why hasn't he?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 04, 2017 12:41 PM (UBzPO)

78 They believe everything is justified to get rid of Trump.They think once he is gone everything can go back to the way it was.
Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2017 12:32 PM (rmVvL)


the left will do anything to get back at Trump

when I saw that DC Comics created a Muslim female "superhero" called ISIS, I thought it was a joke.

DC Comics superhero Isis will be joining DC's Legends of Tomorrow in its upcoming third season under her real name of Zari Adrianna Tomaz (played by Tala Ashe), and the fact that the character is a practicing Muslim is a choice show producer Marc Guggenheim said was made specifically in response to the election of U.S. President Donald Trump.

"You might have heard there was this election," said Guggenheim during this week's Television Critics Association press tour in Beverly Hills (as quoted by Variety). "Not to get political, but something that we all gravitated toward in the writers room was making this character Muslim."



bizarre
Big Busted Skimpily-clad Bikini Muslim Woman?
this may backfire on them
Trump won't be offended, Muslim's will be.

newsarama and comicvine

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2017 12:41 PM (fceHP)

79 DJT needs to start shooting hostages.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2017 12:42 PM (RHK2H)

80
You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Corporal Punishment

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2017 12:42 PM (QlJD9)

81 79 DJT needs to start shooting hostages.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2017 12:42 PM (RHK2H)


You have to take the hostages first before you can shoot them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:42 PM (mbhDw)

82 If Sessions follows through on this then get ready for the media and SJW harangue about Trump's political prisoners.

It will be loud and it will be constant.

Posted by: Soona at August 04, 2017 12:42 PM (Fmupd)

83 75. True.

Hypothesis: Trump has decided to bring things to a head and force everyone to see how bad things really are with the Leviathan, even if it ruins him and his administration.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 12:43 PM (fA1SL)

84 I wonder what will come of this sham grand jury. If they recommend charges and/or impeachment for Trump and his administration, I think Ferguson and Baltimore will look like a fashion show.

People will not sit by and watch a duly elected president be overthrown.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2017 12:43 PM (bkUtD)

85 40 18 I want scalps.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 04, 2017 12:28 PM (0mRoj)

================

What you want? Scalps.

What you'll settle for? Perp walks.

What you'll get? Men without chests -- mewling, cowardly gossips and shit-talkers.
Posted by: ShainS at August 04, 2017 12:33 PM (ZcAbN)

Unfortunately your prediction is the most likely outcome.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 04, 2017 12:43 PM (0mRoj)

86 80
You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Corporal Punishment
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2017 12:42 PM (QlJD9)


Private Parts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:43 PM (mbhDw)

87 What difference, at this point, does a leak make?

Posted by: Hillary! at August 04, 2017 12:43 PM (NfNIM)

88
Promises and empty threats. Go for blood and make examples of the assholes who are doing this for decades to come.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2017 12:43 PM (493sH)

89 84 I wonder what will come of this sham grand jury. If they recommend charges and/or impeachment for Trump and his administration, I think Ferguson and Baltimore will look like a fashion show.

People will not sit by and watch a duly elected president be overthrown.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2017 12:43 PM (bkUtD)


The grand jury means that Mueller, pig-piss be upon him, has found nothing in the collusion investigation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:44 PM (mbhDw)

90 Hypothesis: Trump has decided to bring things to a head and force everyone to see how bad things really are with the Leviathan, even if it ruins him and his administration.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle P

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For a certain definition of "ruin."

Given that his ruin is the goal of the Leviathan, it's not like he's got much to lose here.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 04, 2017 12:44 PM (KUaJL)

91 Trump signs one piece of paper and that ends.

Federal employees have a statutory right to unionize, sadly, so no.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2017 12:44 PM (QlJD9)

92 And then, some asshole from the WSJ gets on FOXNews and says, it's his duty to report leaks.

With no sign of guilt.

Y'want to reach inside your television and strangle the prick.

Posted by: franksalterego at August 04, 2017 12:44 PM (3cq8T)

93 80
You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Corporal Punishment
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2017 12:42 PM (QlJD9)


Private Parts.

and

General Mayhem.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 04, 2017 12:45 PM (mcI77)

94 77 Trump signs one piece of paper and that ends. Why hasn't he?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 04, 2017 12:41 PM (UBzPO)

This isn't the case anymore. Everyone says "It's just an executive order!", but Congress later wrote it into actual law.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 12:45 PM (XMDuf)

95 >>>The grand jury means that Mueller, pig-piss be upon him, has found nothing in the collusion investigation.


Yes, but the unwashed masses of the DC elite class may find something "serious" in Mueller's "facts."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2017 12:45 PM (bkUtD)

96 Not from a legal standpoint, but morally and from a standpoint of the danger it poses to our national security, these leakers should be ruined for life. 20+yrs without parole to life would not seem excessive to me.

An all stops out, take no prisoners investigation by the FBI and a few of those scale penalties would stop this crap.

I thought before posting, and yes, I would have said the same thing during the Obama administration.

Posted by: RM at August 04, 2017 12:45 PM (U3LtS)

97 Federal employees have a statutory right to unionize, sadly, so no.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2017 12:44 PM (QlJD9)

In a sane world, public sector workers would be explicitly forbidden from unionizing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 04, 2017 12:45 PM (KUaJL)

98 Can only hope a reporter asks:

AG Sessions, what is best in life?

Crush the leakers,
incarcerate the reporters,
and listen to the lamentations of the Deep State.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 04, 2017 12:45 PM (e1mEI)

99 92 And then, some asshole from the WSJ gets on FOXNews and says, it's his duty to report leaks.

With no sign of guilt.

Y'want to reach inside your television and strangle the prick.
Posted by: franksalterego at August 04, 2017 12:44 PM (3cq8T)


I cannot write what I want to write, however much I want to write it. IYKWIM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:46 PM (mbhDw)

100
For what it's worth, as Alabama AG, Jeff Sessions destroyed the Democrat KKK in that state and got its leader put to death.

I hope he has not lost his zeal and has similar results within the Deep State.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:41 PM (mbhDw)

-----------

He's been in DC a very long time. A lot of friends, a lot of the good ole' boy collegiality.

Posted by: Soona at August 04, 2017 12:46 PM (Fmupd)

101 Trump needs to encase the entire White House in a gigantic pair of Depends.

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2017 12:46 PM (DQ4Fv)

102 90. Bingo. I think he might have entertained hopes of cleaning things up in an orderly and efficient manner. More and more, thwarted and pushed, the man begins considering a banzai charge and/or a showdown.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 12:46 PM (fA1SL)

103 It's Sessions. It's Republicans. I just assume I'll be disappointed ... past performance and all that.

Toodles. Going to look at a new elliptical.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2017 12:46 PM (fiGNd)

104
You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Corporal Punishment
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2017 12:42 PM (QlJD9)


Private Parts.

and

General Mayhem.



Major Rioting

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2017 12:46 PM (QlJD9)

105 19
Where have you gone, General Pinochet,
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you...

Woo-woo-woo.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2017 12:28 PM (oVJmc)

Joe Stalin's Cadillac
This is Joe Stalin's Cadillac
We're just drivin' 'round the block in Joe Stalin's Cadillac.

Posted by: kathysaysso channeling Camper van Beethoven at August 04, 2017 12:46 PM (vkS2Z)

106 >>
If Sessions follows through on this then get ready for the media and SJW harangue about Trump's political prisoners.


Considering how Trump likes to point out the journalists at rallies and insult them, they may be overestimating how much we will care if they do.

Please, try to get me to care about the plight of journalists and federal employees who worked together to reveal national security secrets - I dare you!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2017 12:46 PM (NOIQH)

107 You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Corporal Punishment
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2017 12:42 PM (QlJD9)

Major Frank Burns.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2017 12:46 PM (5VlCp)

108 "You have to take the hostages first before you can shoot them. "

Ummmm...yeah.

It's rare that I recommend that people watch the movie "Speed" to understand a verbal picture, but I'll make an exception in this case.

Posted by: Jaws at August 04, 2017 12:46 PM (oOw3I)

109
Actually, I would cheer a General Pinochet about now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:46 PM (mbhDw)

110 Does this mean AG Sessions people are going to be reading other people's mail?

Posted by: Zombie Stimson at August 04, 2017 12:47 PM (nJLFn)

111 Colonel Kalashnikov

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 12:47 PM (fA1SL)

112 I will be shocked, stunned, dumbstruck if anybody is held to account for any leaks past or present. I have no trust in any of these orgs to do anything right.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 04, 2017 12:47 PM (zZWkn)

113 Colonel Angus

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2017 12:48 PM (QlJD9)

114
The mishandling of classified documents that violate your security clearance is such a slam dunk that a trial is a formality.


Where are the prosecutions? Even the low level ones? I'll settle for the same kind as the military guys get
---

"Rules for thee but not for me" says Our Betters in Government.

Posted by: shibumi at August 04, 2017 12:48 PM (aT+Bx)

115 111 Colonel Kalashnikov
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 12:47 PM (fA1SL)


You want Kalashnikov,
You'll get Baryshnikov.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:48 PM (mbhDw)

116 Am I going to hell because my first reaction to the torch tower burning was a chuckle?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 12:48 PM (39g3+)

117 you really wouldn't have to hang very many of them

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at August 04, 2017 12:49 PM (nFwvY)

118 115. Sad but true.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 12:49 PM (fA1SL)

119 Mueller's empanelling a grand jury is actually an obvious step in what he's doing, and by itself a nothing burger.

The core crime he's supposed to be investigating is who hacked the DNC? How can he not then investigate DWS and Awan, who had motive, access and opportunity?

Word is that Awan had all of DWS's passwords, including to the DNC, which DWS was running. And he was hacking anything he could. So he'd be a suspect, no?

Others at the DNC also had access.

Wikileaks Assange says the DNC leaks was an inside job.

If Mueller doesn't look into this, and just accepts the conclusion of the "17 agencies" -- which from an evidentiary standpoint is just hearsay -- he should be publicly pilloried.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 04, 2017 12:49 PM (+7/1f)

120 As inelegant as it may be, an accurate substitute for "leak" must be found.


"Security breach."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2017 12:49 PM (SRKgf)

121
You want Kalashnikov,

You'll get Baryshnikov.
---

Actually, you'll get a Beta format video of Yakov Smirnoff and you'd better be happy about it or else!

Posted by: shibumi at August 04, 2017 12:49 PM (aT+Bx)

122 this should have been done months ago, long before it got thus far, but at least it has started.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 04, 2017 12:49 PM (hShTi)

123 The mishandling of classified documents that violate your security clearance is such a slam dunk that a trial is a formality.

But I'm...transitioning!!

Posted by: Bradley "Chelsea" Manning at August 04, 2017 12:49 PM (qJhUV)

124
Private Parts.
and
General Mayhem.
Major Rioting

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2017 12:46 PM (QlJD9)


Colonel Chaos

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 04, 2017 12:50 PM (lKyWE)

125 Stop firing leakers. Jail leakers.

Try and execute leakers if their position warrants it.

This is not Napster. These f*ckers are playing games with national security and elections.

End it now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, With an IQ Higher Than Michael Obama but Lower Than Most Birds at August 04, 2017 12:50 PM (psH+N)

126 >>Where are the prosecutions? Even the low level ones? I'll settle for the same kind as the military guys get


Like Reality Winner?

I'm all for embracing the power of 'and' here, by prosecuting little fish like Winner and bug fish like Ben Rhodes and Samantha Power.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2017 12:50 PM (NOIQH)

127 Supposedly, the words are being backed up by quadrupling the manpower and investigation work into leaks, with two people busted already. My expectation is that in coming weeks we'll see a lot of people going down, including major names we've been wondering why no firings have taken them out of the job yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 12:50 PM (39g3+)

128 86 80
You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Corporal Punishment
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2017 12:42 PM (QlJD9)


Private Parts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:43 PM (mbhDw)

Major Asshole.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 04, 2017 12:50 PM (0mRoj)

129 The other outfit that needs to worry is the New York Times, which outrageously disclosed the name of the CIA's Iran team for no reason except #TheResistance.


wasn't that what the whole Valerie Plame special prosecutor was about..?

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at August 04, 2017 12:50 PM (ILitO)

130 'Hypothesis: Trump has decided to bring things to a head and force everyone to see how bad things really are with the Leviathan, even if it ruins him and his administration.'

Alternative hypothesis: senior members of the administration, including military, have joined with the deep state elite to surround and neuter Trump, as a precursor to special counsel 'findings' leading to his removal from office.

Either way, I don't think it is going to be quiet. We live in interesting times.

Posted by: phineas gage at August 04, 2017 12:50 PM (XsVWn)

131 I hope they don't come after me!

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 04, 2017 12:51 PM (nJLFn)

132 Free Helicopter Rides - inquire within.

Posted by: General Pinochet at August 04, 2017 12:51 PM (oOw3I)

133 128. Yep. He's the one who made his cousin a gunner

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 12:51 PM (fA1SL)

134 Shit can get real IF Sessions and Trump decide to cross the proverbial Rubicon and prosecute political opponents. Expect both parties to fight that tooth and nail. With the way everything has gone to 11 I think they know it too.

By the way, DWS is now claiming the laptop was never hers but Awan's. She's saying that she has no idea what could possibly be on it but she wanted to take a stand for her Muslim employee in this islamophobic era

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 04, 2017 12:51 PM (QOnIZ)

135 I've never seen a fishing expedition this absurd!

Posted by: Chief Brody, Amity PD at August 04, 2017 12:51 PM (bkUtD)

136 It is only right about now that we realize, to our utter horror, that the "Long March Through the Institutions" included the White House itself, and that by now nearly every single long-term employee in the Executive Branch -- those who survive administration-to=administration -- are leftist moles who control the nation via their "Deep State" shadow government.

They didn't mind the arrival of Obama, because his treasonous agenda was pretty much the same as theirs -- but the arrival of Trump is like the arrival of a wounded gazelle being dropped into a pit of hungry lions.

Trump has a HUGE job ahead of him. It likely will take eight long years to erode away the grip that these Gramscian traitors have on our nation.

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2017 12:52 PM (DQ4Fv)

137 132 Free Helicopter Rides - inquire within.
Posted by: General Pinochet at August 04, 2017 12:51 PM (oOw3I)

50% off tickets! **


** oneway ride only

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:52 PM (mbhDw)

138 The other outfit that needs to worry is the New York Times, which outrageously disclosed the name of the CIA's Iran team for no reason except #TheResistance.

I think its pretty clear they have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 12:52 PM (39g3+)

139 130. I think he realized that's what's happening, and can only hope he goes full-Humungus in time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 12:52 PM (fA1SL)

140 128 86 80
You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Corporal Punishment

Private Parts.

Major Asshole.


Gunny Atyou

Posted by: Under Fire at August 04, 2017 12:52 PM (mcI77)

141 The first thing Trump should have done was to sign an EO retracting all of Obama's EOs to widen the scope of intelligence sharing. The sheer number of people who could be leaking because of that is huge and it was done specifically to enable all this leaking.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2017 12:53 PM (/tuJf)

142 Giuliani would've been a much better choice than Sessions. No more gentlemen.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 04, 2017 12:53 PM (dZ756)

143 134 Shit can get real IF Sessions and Trump decide to cross the proverbial Rubicon and prosecute political opponents. Expect both parties to fight that tooth and nail. With the way everything has gone to 11 I think they know it too.

By the way, DWS is now claiming the laptop was never hers but Awan's. She's saying that she has no idea what could possibly be on it but she wanted to take a stand for her Muslim employee in this islamophobic era
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 04, 2017 12:51 PM (QOnIZ)


No, she didn't really say that, did she?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:53 PM (mbhDw)

144 the New York Times, which outrageously disclosed the name of the CIA's Iran team

--

Isn't there a felony for accessory to manslaughter?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 04, 2017 12:53 PM (7ZVPa)

145 By the way, DWS is now claiming the laptop was never
hers but Awan's. She's saying that she has no idea what could possibly
be on it but she wanted to take a stand for her Muslim employee in this
islamophobic era

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 04, 2017 12:51 PM (QOnIZ)

Wasn't it found at her house?

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2017 12:53 PM (Enq6K)

146 Yeah, Awan handled all those devices we destroyed.

And the server at my house.

And every single computer type device I had.

And stuff for the Clinton Foundation.

And Huma's electronic devices as well.

Posted by: HILLARY! at August 04, 2017 12:53 PM (aT+Bx)

147 Win-win. You subpoena all the assholes in the media and when they won't give up their sources, they go to jail - INDEFINITELY.

You might get some of them to eventually give up the sources, but if not, more hardcore liberal activists, masquerading as "journalists" are out of circulation in jail.

Hell, get a judge sympathetic enough to Trump and the need to stop the leaks and maybe you could impound the entirety of every office at the Washington Post. Good luck publishing the National Laughingstock then, motherfuckers.

Posted by: deadrody at August 04, 2017 12:54 PM (FvbGP)

148 She's saying that she has no idea what could possibly be on it but she wanted to take a stand for her Muslim employee in this islamophobic era

Yes, she stated she knew he was doing espionage, but would have done the same thing again because mean people give Muslims bad feels, basically.

Typically its bad tactics to admit and double down on your crimes, before there's even a trial.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 12:54 PM (39g3+)

149 Check daily caller JJ

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 04, 2017 12:55 PM (QOnIZ)

150 "Bingo. I think he might have entertained hopes of cleaning things up in an orderly and efficient manner. More and more, thwarted and pushed, the man begins considering a banzai charge and/or a showdown."

Night of the Sicilian Vespers?

Posted by: RM at August 04, 2017 12:55 PM (U3LtS)

151 Normally I have good "metaphor control," but comment #136 is a spumoni of metaphors, all over the map. I beg forgiveness from the Angry Gods of Writing.

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2017 12:55 PM (DQ4Fv)

152 "Wasn't it found at her house?"

Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.

Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.

Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.

Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.

Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.

Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.

Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 04, 2017 12:55 PM (+7/1f)

153 146
And Huma's electronic devices as well.

Posted by: HILLARY! at August 04, 2017 12:53 PM (aT+Bx)

"Boing!"

- - Weiner's hard drive

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:55 PM (mbhDw)

154 Now let's say there's some bird disease outbreak among chickens. It affects so many chickens, that is simply not feasible to investigate every chicken for the disease, especially given that allowing the disease to fester for too long will have catastrophic results?

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE CHICKENS? WHAT DOES THE GOVERNMENT REQUIRE YOU TO DO?

I'm not advocating violence. A massive outbreak of Obamaphilia can be countered by "draining the swamp". That's what the metaphor is intended to convey.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 04, 2017 12:55 PM (xAvrH)

155 149 Check daily caller JJ
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 04, 2017 12:55 PM (QOnIZ)

OMG. I will vomit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:55 PM (mbhDw)

156
Wasn't it found at her house?


No it was left in a room at the Capitol Building

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 04, 2017 12:55 PM (lKyWE)

157 Win-win. You subpoena all the assholes in the media and when they won't give up their sources, they go to jail - INDEFINITELY.

You might get some of them to eventually give up the sources, but if not, more hardcore liberal activists, masquerading as "journalists" are out of circulation in jail.



And not a safe "single cell". Gen pop in a PMITA prison.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2017 12:56 PM (QjxTy)

158 That laptop that I bought, registered as mine, set up email on, used exclusively for two years, filed a warranty claim for a dead pixel on, filed an accidental handling claim on when I spilled coffee in the keyboard, and that contains no one else's data or login information is not mine.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at August 04, 2017 12:56 PM (psH+N)

159 How many Comet Pizza's did Anwan and DWS order?

Posted by: torabora at August 04, 2017 12:56 PM (nJLFn)

160 By the way, DWS is now claiming the laptop was never

hers but Awan's. She's saying that she has no idea what could possibly

be on it but she wanted to take a stand for her Muslim employee in this

islamophobic era


No, she didn't really say that, did she?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0vDYEJ0Y7Y

Posted by: tu3031 at August 04, 2017 12:56 PM (qJhUV)

161 That presser was a big fat nothing burger...the equivalent of getting a "sternly worded" email from some squishy Congressional committee. The coup against Trump will continue apace.

Posted by: davidingeorgia at August 04, 2017 12:56 PM (reDfw)

162 Someone at CTH mentioned that Sessions gave one of these pressers right before he came down hard on MS-13. Worth noting.
Fingers crossed over here...

Posted by: Jackal at August 04, 2017 12:56 PM (o8f/L)

163 Do these people not realize what they're doing? I mean - I was a decent-ish guy not so long ago. And look at me now - I lurvs me some Pinochet and want POTUS to go into full-on berserker mode.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 12:56 PM (fA1SL)

164 Stupid historically illiterate superhero cartoon-generating fools.

Naming a current "Muslim" female character after the ancient Egyptian (non-goat-fucking) goddess Isis is just as consistent as me naming my new Persian cat Mohammed would be.

In other words, fucking imbecility.

And, of course naming the character after an insane bunch of head-choppers and man-burners is absolutely offensive to any thinking human, including Muslims.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 04, 2017 12:56 PM (rbEYh)

165 Awan is being scapegoated though. DWS is the prize, not him. Can't you see this?

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 04, 2017 12:57 PM (QOnIZ)

166 >>By the way, DWS is now claiming the laptop was never hers but Awan's. She's saying that she has no idea what could possibly be on it but she wanted to take a stand for her Muslim employee in this islamophobic era

Yea, that sounds plausible.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2017 12:57 PM (/tuJf)

167
Rush teasing the DWS alibi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:57 PM (mbhDw)

168 Leaks...Fake News!

Posted by: CNN...News you can trust at August 04, 2017 12:57 PM (yhf6w)

169 The Merger between the Deep State and the Muslim Brotherhood...

We thought they were all pulling off their masks.

The masks haven't even BEGUN to come off.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 12:58 PM (XMDuf)

170 As far as DWS goes, that "I was standing up against Islamophobia" nonsense may look good to a liberal in a NY Times or WaPo article, but the idea that it will hold up against investigation / prosecution is LAUGHABLE.

Not one serious person on earth thinks that keeping a criminal employed is a good way to combat Islamophobia. Nor is it rational for anyone to think DWS actually did any such thing.

These liberal idiots are as dumb as a bag of hammers. They've been protected by media shills and the deep state for so long they have no concept of how easy it is for a real investigator to find evidence of your blatant wrongdoing. Unreal.

I honestly would trade Trump's entire 4 years as POTUS without a single thing accomplished, legislatively, for seeing all these liberal assholes frog marched off to jail for their crimes. And a few of them hanging from the hang man's noose in public.

Posted by: deadrody at August 04, 2017 12:58 PM (FvbGP)

171 Off, mayo-covered bird sock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 04, 2017 12:58 PM (psH+N)

172 I bet that Trump thought that the transition would go much like taking over a company. In the business world, when you're the man at the top, what you say goes. You don't have the rest of the organization that you were just made CEO of fighting you tooth and nail.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 04, 2017 12:58 PM (KUaJL)

173 WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE CHICKENS? WHAT DOES THE GOVERNMENT REQUIRE YOU TO DO?

Check out the regulations for mad cow disease. The government requires not just that cow, not just the nearby cows, not just that herd, not just that farm but every cow within a huge radius of tens of miles be killed. that can be hundreds of thousands of cattle burned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 12:58 PM (39g3+)

174 Comey "got out in front" of what should have been a prosecution of him for leaking. So the trial by (friendly) media instead discussed whether his private notes of conversations with Trump were just his personal memoirs, or state owned confidential documents.

But instead of prosecution, he got his special counsel with unlimited authority to bring in lefty hit men to take out Trump, under some vague idea of "but Russia". And all new revelations identify Deep State as the guilty party, but they are running the coup.

So Comey is writing a book and Susan Rice is friends with McMaster, who fires Trump people. The "tough talk" by Sessions means nothing if they won't prosecute Hillary/Comey ... known leakers and liars. They should have their own grand jury and a dozen subpoenas. But that is only happening with the Open Coup team of Mueller and his Hillary operatives.

If Sessions gets real results ... great. If it is just more talk ... we have trouble trouble trouble

Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2017 12:59 PM (b+0FS)

175 82 If Sessions follows through on this then get ready for the media and SJW harangue about Trump's political prisoners.

It will be loud and it will be constant.

Posted by: Soona at August 04, 2017 12:42 PM (Fmupd)

Fine. Get ready for New York Times journalist commits suicide in prison cell.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2017 12:59 PM (4ErVI)

176 141
The first thing Trump should have done was to sign an EO retracting all
of Obama's EOs to widen the scope of intelligence sharing. The sheer
number of people who could be leaking because of that is huge and it was
done specifically to enable all this leaking.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2017 12:53 PM (/tuJf)

Makes me wonder why he didn't do that.

Posted by: itsacookbook at August 04, 2017 12:59 PM (yPxXc)

177 137 132 Free Helicopter Rides - inquire within.
Posted by: General Pinochet at August 04, 2017 12:51 PM (oOw3I)

50% off tickets! **


** oneway ride only
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 12:52 PM (mbhDw)


------------------

See the Earth in a whole new perspective!

Posted by: Soona at August 04, 2017 01:00 PM (Fmupd)

178 173 173 WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE CHICKENS? WHAT DOES THE GOVERNMENT REQUIRE YOU TO DO?

Check out the regulations for mad cow disease. The government requires not just that cow, not just the nearby cows, not just that herd, not just that farm but every cow within a huge radius of tens of miles be killed. that can be hundreds of thousands of cattle burned.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 12:58 PM (39g3+)

You shouldn't be eating meat anyway, plebe. It harms the environment and should only be reserved for special occasions. And by occasions, I mean people. Elite people.

-Cass Sunstein

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:00 PM (XMDuf)

179 Do they want Archer memes about death squads? Because this is how you get Archer memes about death squads.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 01:00 PM (fA1SL)

180 who's going to be doing the investigating? The FBI, that's laughable. Has Sessions hand picked the investigators and are they democrat insiders? Of course they are. Sessions was in the senate too long to not know what's what and where his loyalties are. As much as he says he's a Trump supporter, I don't believe him for a minute.

Posted by: abby at August 04, 2017 01:00 PM (HBU7W)

181 172 I bet that Trump thought that the transition would go much like taking over a company. In the business world, when you're the man at the top, what you say goes. You don't have the rest of the organization that you were just made CEO of fighting you tooth and nail.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 04, 2017 12:58 PM (KUaJL)

Actually usually you do. That's why you get it in writing that you can fire anyone. Otherwise don't take the job. I learned that lesson the hard way when I was very young.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2017 01:00 PM (4ErVI)

182 Today is 8/4. Happy Birthday President Obama!!!!!

We hope you love us as much as we love you when you are 84!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at August 04, 2017 01:01 PM (ctuyM)

183
Naming a current "Muslim" female character after the ancient Egyptian (non-goat-fucking) goddess Isis is just as consistent as me naming my new Persian cat Mohammed would be.


In other words, fucking imbecility.


And, of course naming the character after an insane bunch of head-choppers and man-burners is absolutely offensive to any thinking human, including Muslims.
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Or maybe they're simply trying to subliminally equate "ISIS" with being a "hero."

/yes, I am saying they're Islamic sympathizers, and trying to turn kids into that as well

Posted by: shibumi at August 04, 2017 01:01 PM (aT+Bx)

184 2 The phone call thing undercuts every future president too.
_____________________

Only if they're not Democrats.

You didn't see people leaking transcripts of Obama's phone calls. You also didn't see people leaking details about the fact that Bill Clinton was getting sucked off by a fat intern while he was speaking on the Oval Office phone to other leaders. And plenty of people in the White House knew about Monica.

These a-holes are doing this for one reason: to hamstring Trump. They're whiny, entitled bitches who can't stand the fact that their preferred candidate -- Hillary -- didn't win the election. They view the federal government, and really the entire country, as their own personal property, and they're not about to let some small-fingered vulgarian like Trump, of whom they don't approve, have a chance of succeeding.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2017 01:01 PM (gNgc6)

185 I am torn on saying that unauthorized possession of classified information should be a crime because the response will be for the government to just classify everything. It's the "still under investigation" dodge to refuse to release documents of criminal matters which is used even when the only suspects are dead.

I'm all for firing every single person who had access to the transcripts. Sorry if 99.5% of you are innocent, but we aren't taking any chances. Clear out everyone, start over. Keep doing it if you must.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at August 04, 2017 01:01 PM (dEQP3)

186 The good old days when I was young and believed only half the government was corrupt.

Posted by: Tentotwo at August 04, 2017 01:01 PM (yhf6w)

187 Is also seems long past time to stop relying on gov't employees good will to keep and store records.

Security needs to keep out any electronic device from any gov't agency, other than those provided BY the gov't, and every one of them must have impervious key logging so that every key stroke by every gov't employee is captured and stored on a secure server for all eternity. You type one bad word about Trump, it's saved forever. Better fucking hope there isn't an investigation that digs up your shit, then you little traitors.

Posted by: deadrody at August 04, 2017 01:01 PM (FvbGP)

188
You don't have the rest of the organization that you were just made CEO of fighting you tooth and nail.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 04, 2017 12:58 PM (KUaJL)


I beg to differ

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at August 04, 2017 01:01 PM (lKyWE)

189 Wait for inevitable comparison with nazi round up of anti-Hitler conspirators by MSFN.

Posted by: torabora at August 04, 2017 01:01 PM (nJLFn)

190 164 Stupid historically illiterate superhero cartoon-generating fools.

Naming a current "Muslim" female character after the ancient Egyptian (non-goat-fucking) goddess Isis is just as consistent as me naming my new Persian cat Mohammed would be.

In other words, fucking imbecility.

And, of course naming the character after an insane bunch of head-choppers and man-burners is absolutely offensive to any thinking human, including Muslims.
Posted by: Sharkman


When the Muslim army invaded Egypt in 642 AD, they EXTERMINATED the remaining Isis-worshipping pagan Egyptians.

THus, naming a Muslim character "Isis" is even more insane than you even thought.

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2017 01:02 PM (DQ4Fv)

191 Get ready for New York Times journalist commits suicide in prison cell.

Now there's a thought to warm my cold heart.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2017 01:02 PM (X6fMO)

192 175. Naaah.....they can't bask in the glory of the resistance if they're dead. Never happen.

I still think - in another country - there would be a few dozen people disappearing by now.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 01:02 PM (fA1SL)

193 I beg to differ
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at August 04, 2017 01:01 PM (lKyWE)

Actually usually you do. That's why you get it in writing that you can fire anyone. Otherwise don't take the job. I learned that lesson the hard way when I was very young.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2017 01:00 PM (4ErVI)

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I retract my statement. I'm an idiot.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 04, 2017 01:02 PM (KUaJL)

194 >>Shit can get real IF Sessions and Trump decide to cross the proverbial
Rubicon and prosecute political opponents. Expect both parties to fight
that tooth and nail. With the way everything has gone to 11 I think they
know it too.



Yeah, like Judicial Watch saying they now have enough evidence to prove Hillary's pay-to-play activities as SoS.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2017 01:02 PM (NOIQH)

195 The Merger between the Deep State and the Muslim Brotherhood...



We thought they were all pulling off their masks.



The masks haven't even BEGUN to come off.
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Yep.

I think you can add the MSM into that equation as well.


Posted by: shibumi at August 04, 2017 01:03 PM (aT+Bx)

196 Sessions needs to take inspiration from the response to charging the DC Rioters with Felony charges.

It only takes one or two getting the bigtime hammer for behaviors to change.

He needs to drop a bigtime hammer on an establishment leaker and you wont hardly hear another peep. And you need to do it fast, not cautiously, because until you do the leaks will continue.

Posted by: Gtcrew at August 04, 2017 01:03 PM (0cFBK)

197 183 Or maybe they're simply trying to subliminally equate "ISIS" with being a "hero."

/yes, I am saying they're Islamic sympathizers, and trying to turn kids into that as well
Posted by: shibumi at August 04, 2017 01:01 PM (aT+Bx)

Oh, that's absolutely what they're doing. The Global Elites have all thrown their lot in with Islam (Shari'ah makes for a mighty convenient system of controlling people), and it's time to finally get the train-a-rolling.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:03 PM (XMDuf)

198 172 I bet that Trump thought that the transition would go much like taking over a company. In the business world, when you're the man at the top, what you say goes. You don't have the rest of the organization that you were just made CEO of fighting you tooth and nail.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously


And the company isn't entirely staffed by corporate traitors trying to undermine sales and help rival companies. It is PRESUMED that everyone works for the benefit of the company.

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2017 01:03 PM (DQ4Fv)

199 "every cow within a huge radius of tens of miles be killed"

That says they aren't sure how it happens. Or they do know and it is something in the environment that is transitory over a large area. Or they know and are making sure the knowledge doesn't get out by using deceptive procedures.

Posted by: Mudd at August 04, 2017 01:04 PM (cfHE9)

200 In the business world, when you're the man at the top, what you say goes. You don't have the rest of the organization that you were just made CEO of fighting you tooth and nail.

That's because when you take over a company, you have the power to fire everyone and will if they give you grief. Here, there's all these laws and contracts and special interests protecting everyone. He's got to cut through that and get the work done.

People consider this a moment: Muslims are notorious for child rape, its almost a religious tenet. How far would the Democratic Party be willing to go to protect them and their inclinations, fearing Islamophobia and hurting relations with Muslim nations? How far would they go to accomodate that?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)

201
Yeah, like Judicial Watch saying they now have enough evidence to prove Hillary's pay-to-play activities as SoS.
---

She had good intentions, and we find her innocent. Drop the case.

Now, onto the meeting that Trump had in 1976 with someone who knew someone who lived near a Russian. IMPEACH!!!

Posted by: Circuit Court Judges Everywhere at August 04, 2017 01:04 PM (aT+Bx)

202 195 Yep.

I think you can add the MSM into that equation as well.


Posted by: shibumi at August 04, 2017 01:03 PM (aT+Bx)

Nah, that part was obvious way back when it was revealed that Prince Al-Waleed owned a significant chunk of Fox News.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:04 PM (XMDuf)

203 looks like sessions is also going after the DOJ slush funds from settlements

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at August 04, 2017 01:05 PM (AU4SY)

204 It's almost like the nation has been fundamentally transformed and that there's a civilian army working against those who don't share the "correct" ideological outlook, isn't it

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 04, 2017 01:05 PM (psH+N)

205 These liberal idiots are as dumb as a bag of hammers. They've been protected by media shills and the deep state for so long they have no concept of how easy it is for a real investigator to find evidence of your blatant wrongdoing. Unreal.

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Wrong. They're not idiots, though they are protected.

They're fine with investigation... Of the wrong thing. And they're fine with you and me giving them shit. But they need to keep their own base loyal and they know you won't cross the line of prosecuting her.

She's set the table, framed the issue for her base. It's a corruption case really but everyone wants to try Awan for spying rather than her for corruption. See? Clever.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 04, 2017 01:05 PM (QOnIZ)

206 200 People consider this a moment: Muslims are notorious for child rape, its almost a religious tenet. How far would the Democratic Party be willing to go to protect them and their inclinations, fearing Islamophobia and hurting relations with Muslim nations? How far would they go to accomodate that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)


ALL.
IN.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:05 PM (XMDuf)

207 200. Tacitly, they're already there. For public consumption, I give it five years.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 01:06 PM (fA1SL)

208 And the company isn't entirely staffed by corporate traitors trying to undermine sales and help rival companies. It is PRESUMED that everyone works for the benefit of the company.
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And don't forget the fact that the traitors in the company are using Their Special Friends in the MSM and their influence 24/7to destroy the CEO from within.

Posted by: shibumi at August 04, 2017 01:06 PM (aT+Bx)

209 Oh, that's absolutely what they're doing. The Global Elites have all thrown their lot in with Islam (Shari'ah makes for a mighty convenient system of controlling people), and it's time to finally get the train-a-rolling.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:03 PM (XMDuf)



One day all of the little SJW causes are going to collide really hard and then the lefty puppet masters will have to figure out which one to support. Gender queer activists or head lopping off Mohammed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2017 01:06 PM (493sH)

210 206
ALL.
IN.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:05 PM (XMDuf)

All the way IN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 01:07 PM (mbhDw)

211 172 I bet that Trump thought that the transition would go much like taking over a company. In the business world, when you're the man at the top, what you say goes. You don't have the rest of the organization that you were just made CEO of fighting you tooth and nail.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 04, 2017 12:58 PM (KUaJL)

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That's not totally true. My place of work has been taken taken over twice by larger corporations and we fought tooth and nail over changes the takeover companies wanted to make. We still haven't resolved numerous points of contention.

Posted by: Soona at August 04, 2017 01:07 PM (Fmupd)

212 You could have the charisma of Jesus Christ and someone is still going to try and hamstring you when you take over. It's usually fear that you're going to make changes they don't like (you will) or someone who thinks they should have gotten the position. The latter people need to be identified quickly and removed as fast as possible. For really big organizations it's why you always hear about them coming in with their own team. They lock down the upper levels fast and then you can deal with troublemakers on the lower rungs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2017 01:07 PM (4ErVI)

213
when I saw that DC Comics created a Muslim female "superhero" called ISIS, I thought it was a joke.


Isis is an Egyptian deity.

I'm thinking that this dipshit isn't as smart as he thinks he is.

And the Mooj aren't really gonna be down with a competing god...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2017 01:07 PM (oVJmc)

214 Check out the regulations for mad cow disease.



The bovine disease or the monthly menses?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2017 01:07 PM (QjxTy)

215 209 One day all of the little SJW causes are going to collide really hard and then the lefty puppet masters will have to figure out which one to support. Gender queer activists or head lopping off Mohammed
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2017 01:06 PM (493sH)

They've already chosen (and they chose Islam).

And had Shrillary Killary won, they'd have dropped the hammer.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:07 PM (XMDuf)

216 I don't see how a judge can say that gratuitously leaking a transcript of a confidential phone call with a world leader- - which makes all other world leaders fear if they can speak to Trump and have their own words remain confidential -- is not a national security concern and then refuse to hit a non-complying reporter with time in jail until he divulges his sources.

Silly man...it's a tax

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at August 04, 2017 01:08 PM (i0ykY)

217 Normally I have good "metaphor control," but comment #136 is a spumoni of metaphors, all over the map. I beg forgiveness from the Angry Gods of Writing.
Posted by: zombie


It's a pot-pourri of a collage of a patchwork quilt of a melting pot containing a mulligatawny stew mosaic of metaphors. Absolutely shameful. Cleanup on aisle @136! Stat!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 04, 2017 01:08 PM (xAvrH)

218 And Debbie Washes Her Schlitz says to a reporter "it was the fair thing to do" about keeping Awan on her payroll.

Fair for whom?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 04, 2017 01:08 PM (DzHIM)

219 You realize that after 8 months of constant investigation they haven't even found as much as a parking ticket on PDT.

Posted by: torabora at August 04, 2017 01:08 PM (nJLFn)

220 People consider this a moment: Muslims are notorious for child rape, its almost a religious tenet. How far would the Democratic Party be willing to go to protect them and their inclinations, fearing Islamophobia and hurting relations with Muslim nations? How far would they go to accomodate that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)
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ALL.
IN.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:05 PM
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Agreed.

I also think that pedophilia is one of the next social issues they'll be pushing. In fact, it's already started.

So really, it's not exactly protecting Muslims re: child rape, it's more like furthering their child rape is totally normal and healthy agenda.

Posted by: shibumi at August 04, 2017 01:08 PM (aT+Bx)

221 Democrats keep losing elections but they still run everything.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 04, 2017 01:08 PM (LZood)

222
I have a feeling that PDT's vacation time is a major strategy session. I hope and pray this is so and that when he returns the Deep State will experience the same thing the heads of the 5 Families did during the Godfather baptism scene, metaphorically speaking of course.

Please G-d.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 01:09 PM (mbhDw)

223 People consider this a moment: Muslims are notorious for child rape, its almost a religious tenet. How far would the Democratic Party be willing to go to protect them and their inclinations, fearing Islamophobia and hurting relations with Muslim nations? How far would they go to accomodate that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)


ALL.
IN.
Posted by: Hikaru


Balls deep.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2017 01:09 PM (QjxTy)

224 215. 'Why is she not fifty feet underground? ' I might ask.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 01:09 PM (fA1SL)

225 Afternoon all

Heard Sessions Driving down to VA..He sounded good

And anyone who leaks is no freind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2017 01:09 PM (m8J9w)

226 210 All the way IN.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 01:07 PM (mbhDw)

Which honestly isn't all that far on an 8 year old.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:09 PM (XMDuf)

227 So was the gay marriage clerk in Kentucky treated more harshly than the national security leakers so far?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Not Quite as Low-IQ as Michael Obama, But Not as Smart as Some Birds at August 04, 2017 01:09 PM (psH+N)

228 >>That's not totally true. My place of work has been taken taken over twice by larger corporations and we fought tooth and nail over changes the takeover companies wanted to make. We still haven't resolved numerous points of contention.

And then you have the other end of the spectrum with venture funded companies that almost routinely make CEO changes at different times of the companies growth. Not uncommon at all for the new CEO to want to bring in his own team regardless of how the company is doing.

But one thing is for certain, it is nothing like making changes in government where the rules are different and the pool of candidates tends to be smaller and often retreads.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2017 01:09 PM (/tuJf)

229 220 Agreed.

I also think that pedophilia is one of the next social issues they'll be pushing. In fact, it's already started.

So really, it's not exactly protecting Muslims re: child rape, it's more like furthering their child rape is totally normal and healthy agenda.
Posted by: shibumi at August 04, 2017 01:08 PM (aT+Bx)


Polygamy will come first. Then Pedophilia.

But they're both integral parts of Shari'ah, so both will be done.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:10 PM (XMDuf)

230 220

I also think that pedophilia is one of the next social issues they'll be pushing. In fact, it's already started.

So really, it's not exactly protecting Muslims re: child rape, it's more like furthering their child rape is totally normal and healthy agenda.
Posted by: shibumi at August 04, 2017 01:08 PM (aT+Bx)


The tell? Watch for NAMBLA to actually become a normalized civil rights group. You will see stories in bits and pieces, and once the initial outrage dies down, they will take the stage front and center with Gloria Steinem and Linda Sarsour. Out and proud, baby.

Bank on it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 01:10 PM (mbhDw)

231
Do these people not realize what they're doing? I mean - I was a decent-ish guy not so long ago. And look at me now - I lurvs me some Pinochet and want POTUS to go into full-on berserker mode.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 12:56 PM (fA1SL)


I've been that way for 30 years. I saw the writing on the wall a long ass time ago. That's why I side with the "colander facemask world will take care of all family business" crowd. In the ancient world these people's impaled carcasses would be lining the street.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2017 01:10 PM (aMlLZ)

232 Federal employees have a statutory right to unionize, sadly, so no.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2017 12:44 PM (QlJD9)


We've been kicking around a bill that would allow the representatives and senators to unionize. There have been too many fine legislators "fired" by voters and it is unAmerican to not give them union job protection. I can tell you, there is a lot of support for the measure on the Hill.

Posted by: Congressman Harry (Har) Lott at August 04, 2017 01:10 PM (B9t7n)

233 Democrats keep losing elections but they still run everything.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 04, 2017 01:08 PM (LZood)



Vichy Republicans: (waving white flag) Odd, isn't it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2017 01:10 PM (493sH)

234 ZOMG.....people thinking ungood thoughts!


Lena Dunham took to Twitter on Thursday to complain about two American Airlines employees she claimed to have overheard engaging in "transphobic talk."


American Airlines 'unable to substantiate' Lena Dunham's allegations of transphobic employees at NYC airport

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2017 01:10 PM (Enq6K)

235 So was the gay marriage clerk in Kentucky treated more harshly than the national security leakers so far?
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Democrats Rule the World, while Republicans, even when in the majority, clutch their pearls and complain they don't have the power to do anything.

Posted by: shibumi at August 04, 2017 01:11 PM (aT+Bx)

236 Or they know and are making sure the knowledge doesn't get out by using deceptive procedures.

They know what it happens, but they are going overboard to make absolutely sure no cattle are affected in the area. Mad Cow Disease is caused by eating brains of other cattle. I'm not making this up; some cattle are fed by grinding up dead cows and mixing with other stuff. US cattle aren't fed as much by that and they don't use the heads, but sometimes it might happen.

So the theory is, all cattle in an area might have gotten that feed, so we'll make sure...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 01:11 PM (39g3+)

237 a guy on Fox just said Mueller now has 36 lawyers (hit men) working for him
(to find something anything on Trump ... no interest whatsoever in all the real Russia connected Democrats)

The coup is blatant ... they are working hard at a charade to give at least a semblance of cover, in coordination with media 24/7 Trump/Russia narrative.

Trump has to have a counter-offensive. Investigate Mueller (failure to recuse as required since he is close pals with Comey, and refusing to follow leads of the Democrat collusion obstruction, etc) and get his own special counsel unlimited resources and bring in 300 patriot lawyers.

WAR

Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2017 01:11 PM (b+0FS)

238 "The phone call thing"

Helps Trump in several ways. Hurts the Dems and GOPe.

Posted by: Mudd at August 04, 2017 01:11 PM (cfHE9)

239 226 210 All the way IN.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 01:07 PM (mbhDw)

Which honestly isn't all that far on an 8 year old.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:09 PM (XMDuf)


I guess I'm to blame for instigating that. Feh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 01:11 PM (mbhDw)

240 If Sessions gets real results ... great. If it is just more talk ... we have trouble trouble trouble


Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2017 12:59 PM (b+0FS)
Nothing will happen.

Posted by: MAC SOG at August 04, 2017 01:11 PM (QPdNE)

241 Democrats keep losing elections but they still run everything.

+++

It's the back channel parallel IT networks I tell you. Deals get made, no meetings are recorded, nothing on the record.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 04, 2017 01:12 PM (QOnIZ)

242 The tell? Watch for NAMBLA to actually become a normalized civil rights group. You will see stories in bits and pieces, and once the initial outrage dies down, they will take the stage front and center with Gloria Steinem and Linda Sarsour. Out and proud, baby.

Bank on it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Tell a redneck you are going to diddle his kid.


They'll never find your body.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2017 01:12 PM (QjxTy)

243 209 Oh, that's absolutely what they're doing. The Global Elites have all thrown their lot in with Islam (Shari'ah makes for a mighty convenient system of controlling people), and it's time to finally get the train-a-rolling.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:03 PM (XMDuf)



One day all of the little SJW causes are going to collide really hard and then the lefty puppet masters will have to figure out which one to support. Gender queer activists or head lopping off Mohammed
Posted by: TheQuietMan


That train wreck is happening right now at this moment in Berkelel.

Extreme-left (they're Stalinists, actually, believe it or not) radio station KPFA invited atheist Richard Dawkins to give a talk at their fundraiser. They thought, "Atheist -- Christians hate him -- what's not to like?"

But then some of the younger KPFA staffers, saw what he has written about Islam -- which Dawkins hates as much as Christianity, if not moe -- and they flipped. Criticizing Islam is taboo in extreme-lefty-land!! So KPFA canceled his invitation.

Cue total meltdown and civil war on the Left in Berkeley. Half of them are arguing that he should be re-invited because atheism is the natural ally of communism, and he's one of the good guys in their estimation; half of them are savaging Dawkins as al alt-right Islamophobic white-privilege cisgender MAN oppressing the Noble Savages!

I suspect the Islam-submissive faction will win, and the torch will be passed to the new generation of Leftists in which actual communism takes a back seat to submission to Islam. Seriously.

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

244 230 The tell? Watch for NAMBLA to actually become a normalized civil rights group. You will see stories in bits and pieces, and once the initial outrage dies down, they will take the stage front and center with Gloria Steinem and Linda Sarsour. Out and proud, baby.

Bank on it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2017 01:10 PM (mbhDw)

Even moreso when "News" organizations start saying that it would be "Islamophobic" to deny such "cultural institutions" as a fundamental right.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:13 PM (XMDuf)

245 220 People consider this a moment: Muslims are notorious for child rape, its almost a religious tenet. How far would the Democratic Party be willing to go to protect them and their inclinations, fearing Islamophobia and hurting relations with Muslim nations? How far would they go to accomodate that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)
--
ALL.
IN.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:05 PM
---

Agreed.

I also think that pedophilia is one of the next social issues they'll be pushing. In fact, it's already started.

So really, it's not exactly protecting Muslims re: child rape, it's more like furthering their child rape is totally normal and healthy agenda.
Posted by: shibumi at August 04, 2017 01:08 PM (aT+Bx)

Liev Schreiber

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at August 04, 2017 01:13 PM (wwd4n)

246 Berkelel = Berkeley

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)

247 Awan is being scapegoated though. DWS is the prize, not him. Can't you see this?

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 04, 2017 12:57 PM (QOnIZ)

And what about the rest of his slimy crooked family? Hang 'em all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2017 01:13 PM (prH+p)

248 People consider this a moment: Muslims are notorious for child rape, its almost a religious tenet. How far would the Democratic Party be willing to go to protect them and their inclinations, fearing Islamophobia and hurting relations with Muslim nations? How far would they go to accomodate that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)
_______________________

At least as far as the cops and town council in Rotherdam, where they knew about the kiddie rape rings for well over a decade, and refused to do anything, for fear of offending the muzzie rapists.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2017 01:13 PM (gNgc6)

249 And the company isn't entirely staffed by corporate
traitors trying to undermine sales and help rival companies. It is
PRESUMED that everyone works for the benefit of the company. Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2017 01:03 PM (DQ4Fv)
=====

For all President Trump's failings, he has an almost romantic view of our government. This OJT is even worse than incompetent BHO.

DJT must start to focus (and his appointees as well) on the so-called 'deep state' actors. No matter what, for the majority of the bureaucratic elite, their own jobs and power are paramount. US/taxpayer benefit is secondary.

McMasters/McMuffin and their ilk can leave at any time (with large bootprints in their butts).

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 04, 2017 01:14 PM (MIKMs)

250 Wasn't it found at her house?





No it was left in a room at the Capitol Building

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at August 04, 2017 12:55 PM (lKyWE)

But some were found at her house, no?

Posted by: Tami at August 04, 2017 01:14 PM (Enq6K)

251 217 Normally I have good "metaphor control," but comment #136 is a spumoni of metaphors, all over the map. I beg forgiveness from the Angry Gods of Writing.
Posted by: zombie

It's a pot-pourri of a collage of a patchwork quilt of a melting pot containing a mulligatawny stew mosaic of metaphors. Absolutely shameful. Cleanup on aisle @136! Stat!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


I bow to my Metaphor Master!

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2017 01:16 PM (DQ4Fv)

252 For the pedo thing - trans grooming, out and proud. Watch it if you dare - nsfw, obviously:

https://youtu.be/2jw9GY9WDfg

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 04, 2017 01:16 PM (fA1SL)

253 Liev Schreiber
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin


If I were child services I'd be looking into that dude's household. Something very wrong is going on there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2017 01:16 PM (39g3+)

254 "Oh mighty Isis!"

https://youtu.be/eYmbt2RVqCg

And about a decade ago I think Vertigo had a comic about Isis. Basically the deities of Egypt being reborn in modern times. Quit after a couple issues because it was just more of the vanilla super hero soap opera trope stuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 04, 2017 01:16 PM (DzHIM)

255 nood trannie talk

Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2017 01:16 PM (b+0FS)

256 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 04, 2017 01:16 PM (mpXpK)

257 Prosecute McCain first. Please!

Let him die in a fucking prison hospital.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 04, 2017 01:16 PM (V3nHu)

258 243 I suspect the Islam-submissive faction will win, and the torch will be passed to the new generation of Leftists in which actual communism takes a back seat to submission to Islam. Seriously.
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2017 01:13 PM (DQ4Fv)


I suspect this was all already hashed out long ago (and I mean pre-GWB) in the universities, the think-tanks, and the boardrooms. Not just in Berzerkley, but all over the country, and all over the West in general.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 04, 2017 01:17 PM (XMDuf)

259 And what about the rest of his slimy crooked family? Hang 'em all.

+++

You're empowering the narrative DWS and the MSM want you to follow. There's no other way to put it.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 04, 2017 01:17 PM (QOnIZ)

260 a guy on Fox just said Mueller now has 36 lawyers (hit men) working for him
(to find something anything on Trump ... no interest whatsoever in all the real Russia connected Democrats)

The coup is blatant ... they are working hard at a charade to give at least a semblance of cover, in coordination with media 24/7 Trump/Russia narrative.

Trump has to have a counter-offensive. Investigate Mueller (failure to recuse as required since he is close pals with Comey, and refusing to follow leads of the Democrat collusion obstruction, etc) and get his own special counsel unlimited resources and bring in 300 patriot lawyers.

WAR


Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2017 01:11 PM (b+0FS)


I thought it was 'Only" 16 LOL

All Independent Councils are a farce

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2017 01:17 PM (m8J9w)

261 American Airlines 'unable to substantiate' Lena Dunham's allegations of transphobic employees at NYC airport
====

Employee #1: Is that a dude?
Employee #2: Nah, man, I think that's a marshmallow.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at August 04, 2017 01:18 PM (10LGw)

262
151 Normally I have good "metaphor control," but comment #136 is a spumoni of metaphors, all over the map. I beg forgiveness from the Angry Gods of Writing.
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2017 12:55 PM (DQ4Fv)

Spumoni of metaphors. Crafting that phrase will entitle you to one free indulgence from the Writing Pope.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 04, 2017 01:18 PM (e1mEI)

263 237
a guy on Fox just said Mueller now has 36 lawyers (hit men) working for him

Almost every FBI agent has a law degree. A law degree used to be a requirement.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 04, 2017 01:19 PM (UBzPO)

264 The coup is blatant ... they are working hard at a charade to give at least a semblance of cover, in coordination with media 24/7 Trump/Russia narrative.

Trump has to have a counter-offensive. Investigate Mueller (failure to recuse as required since he is close pals with Comey, and refusing to follow leads of the Democrat collusion obstruction, etc) and get his own special counsel unlimited resources and bring in 300 patriot lawyers.

WAR


Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2017 01:11 PM (b+0FS)

Oh hell yeah. Its a coup and it needs to be put down, before Americans decide to put it down. Trump is the last hope before gunfire, history has proven that.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2017 01:19 PM (aMlLZ)

265 >>234 ZOMG.....people thinking ungood thoughts!


Lena Dunham took to Twitter on Thursday to complain about two American Airlines employees she claimed to have overheard engaging in "transphobic talk."

To which, David Burge responded:

Who wants to see Lena Dunham travel by trebuchet?

Posted by: franksalterego at August 04, 2017 01:21 PM (3cq8T)

266 80
You want General Washington
You will settle for General Pinochet
You will get Corporal Punishment

Actually you'll get Major Buzzkill .....

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 04, 2017 01:24 PM (6ksbU)

267 Normally I have good "metaphor control," but comment #136 is a spumoni of metaphors, all over the map. I beg forgiveness from the Angry Gods of Writing.
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2017 12:55 PM (DQ4Fv)

That's okay. I think you really spiked the baseball in the fourth quarter of a double-header with that one.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at August 04, 2017 01:25 PM (EgwCt)

268 You're empowering the narrative DWS and the MSM want you to follow. There's no other way to put it.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 04, 2017 01:17 PM (QOnIZ)

No, you hang them after they have given up the dirt to put DWS and the entire DNC's necks in the noose, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2017 01:25 PM (prH+p)

269

And then you have the other end of the spectrum with venture funded companies that almost routinely make CEO changes at different times of the companies growth. Not uncommon at all for the new CEO to want to bring in his own team regardless of how the company is doing.

But one thing is for certain, it is nothing like making changes in government where the rules are different and the pool of candidates tends to be smaller and often retreads.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2017 01:09 PM (/tuJf)


I worked for government for many years, and the pool of "eligible" potential government employees is virtually limitless.

The majority of bureaucrats with whom I worked wouldn't have survived six months in the public sector, so mediocre and incompetent were they.

I disagree entirely with your statement regarding availability of candidates for government positions, even the most demanding positions.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 04, 2017 01:32 PM (TdMsT)

270 All those orders Obama put in place in 2016?
All it takes is a very select chosen few good soldiers using these newfound powers to do a jaw-dropping success.
A success most of us are only distantly dreaming about at this point.
This is my prayer.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me @ Intersectionality of Deplorable & Irreedeemable at August 04, 2017 01:36 PM (Ftuf+)

271 I'm shoo O'le Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions will be on those yellow-bellied leakers like white on rice! I'm tell'n y'all, it ain't wise to go on 'n tickle a rattle snakes chin! And O'le Beauregard's coiled up tight and ready to strike! Any day now, you just mark my words!

Posted by: WVinMN at August 04, 2017 01:52 PM (BuiC1)

272 I wonder if Mueller has it in him to cause this upheavel for partisan effort. He has been in powerful positions how many times? and yet he seemingl;y is willing to risk the country for__? or is He? could I be wrong and this Rice deal might be a set up?

Posted by: willow at August 04, 2017 01:53 PM (FKrah)

273 Most leakers are gop themselves so they won't do shit.

Let's face it democracy is a scam, the country is run by beaurocracy and 100 percent corrupt parties (sex perverts and money whores).

It's been a good ride but this formerly great country has become a rainbow flag homo insane asylum in a generation.

Posted by: Jihadi at August 04, 2017 01:59 PM (UP7dB)

274 To quote Preacher's Herr Starr, "like a 10 inch dick, I'd have to see it to believe it".

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at August 04, 2017 01:59 PM (nWmg2)

275 This leak stuff needs to be packed up their ass.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 04, 2017 03:09 PM (A3b6q)

276 There needs to be some Senators and Congressmen and former Secretaries of State going in the hoosgow.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 04, 2017 03:11 PM (A3b6q)

277 41 As inelegant as it may be, an accurate substitute for "leak" must be found.

The criminal nature of these acts, their impact on national security and power, must always be front and center.

"Leak" is a squishy, meaningless, semi-appealing term - it is used for incidents where, for example, a lower-ranking "whistleblower" reveals corruption or wrong-doing by higher-ups.

Language is key. But I doubt we'll see any effort at all to define the terms of this topic. Failing to do so has been a key aspect of the country's degradation and take-over by the dumbest and worst and least American people living here.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2017 12:33 PM (QDnY+)


Absolutely.

The word is "compromise".

These leaks are a Security Compromise. Often they are a Compromise of Classified Information.

And follow that up with the Statute it violates.

That's what would happen (and does happen) to the politically unconnected.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 04, 2017 03:17 PM (A3b6q)

278 I hope Sessions starts with Comey, McCabe, and McMaster.

Posted by: Iblis at August 04, 2017 03:20 PM (ufiYm)

279 Disappointed. Angry.

I do realize that Sessions needs heads to turn and talk, but I was fantasizing that Sessions would show up with heads on spikes.

Posted by: Martell at August 04, 2017 04:07 PM (N08Ht)

280 Nothing in the law gives the media a pass on publishing secret information.

Rather than pushing media for their sources, DoJ should apply the law as written and charge those who publish classified info.

Jail them. Great deterrent.

Posted by: Fred at August 04, 2017 05:09 PM (Ln+ZG)

281 Ace...I have a good feeling about the AG as well. If I am wrong will admit it, but typically can tell if people are of good character.

Trying to stay optimistic. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at August 04, 2017 05:21 PM (J5mzk)

282 Do a couple of Perp Walks in front of TV cameras (they will be FOX cameras because the other networks will refuse to cover it in lieu of extended Trump/Russia coverage) and then I will believe that Sessions is serious about stopping leaks and competent enough to arrest someone.

Until then, more kabuki theater.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 04, 2017 05:35 PM (UsCnO)

283 It's so nice you have a good feeling about Sessions, because flat out he hasn't done his job. His job is to defend the Constitution and take care to enforce the law. He simply refuses to do it.

Criminality and lawlessness abounds around him with this unconstitutional slow moving coup tying Trump into knots and Sessions does nothing, but protect the insiders.

The leaking of National Security info is serious business, but the wholesale slow moving coup but so, so much bigger with enormous consequences if he gets it wrong which it appears he is doing.

Where are the special counsels or the prosecutions? There is no indication that Sessions is going to do anything against the miscreants, even though he has taken an oath to defend the Constitution and should take care to enforce our laws.

In times like these you are either on the side of the Constitution and the Rule of Law or you are not. There is no middle ground where you can play nice and protect your friends.

What really appears to be happening is that Sessions is yet another one the political class's ciphers in Trump's cabinet helping the Washington political establishment shred the Constitution and make America into a Banana Republic wholly owned by it's political class. As such he should be fired immediately for such treasonous actions.

Posted by: UNSK at August 04, 2017 07:17 PM (xJePZ)

284 I'll believe it when they prosecute Bill, Hillary and Barrack.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at August 04, 2017 09:11 PM (xUc0d)

285 WaPo is a good place to start given the compost is where one of the leakers gave David Ignatius (WaPo shit head) Flynn's intercept which he then dutifully published on Jan 12...


Posted by: SwampRat at August 04, 2017 11:12 PM (3EIH6)

286 Do they "really have the fortitude to bear the traitor's penalty"? Nice Ace. We must make them face that question, and I don't really care if they have the fortitude or not. They can bear prison like men or they can break like Lena Dunham's period. All I care is that they properly rot for the crimes they are committing.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at August 05, 2017 12:15 AM (AphMS)

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