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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (8/2/17)

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(What's your favorite aroma?)

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Quotes of The Day


Quote I

All wealth is the product of labor. John Locke


All? I suppose The IRS works for their money.

Quote II

It is not length of life, but depth of life. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote III

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Johnny Carson


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Quote IV

When the bottom fell out of the record business a bunch of years ago, it deprived me of the luxury of earning a living from records. I don’t sell enough albums to cover the cost of recording them the way I like to. For me, touring is the only way to make a living. Donald Fagan

Do you say, "Damn streaming music"? Or do you play the world's smallest violin?


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Don't worry Lefties. The GOPe will snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. When was the last time any freebie/subsidy for "poor folks" was eliminated?

Nineteen Republican lawmakers are trying to eliminate subsidies that help poor people purchase cell phone service and broadband.

The legislation filed on Friday targets Lifeline, which is a Universal Service Fund program paid for by surcharges on phone bills. If the bill passes, low-income Americans would no longer be able to use $9.25 monthly subsidies toward cellular phone service or mobile broadband. The subsidies would still be available for landline phone service.

It sucks to suck, having a landline handout and not a cell phone handout. Give me a break.

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It's nice to know that North of The Border lefties are thieves like their counterparts in the USA. If you like your doctor you can tax the fuck out of your doctor, eh.

About 60 per cent of Canadian doctors have opted to incorporate – principally for the tax benefits. It is also a reminder they are independent contractors, not state employees.

If a physician is incorporated in British Columbia, her small business is taxed at the rate of 12.5 per cent on the first $500,000. If she is unincorporated, the tax rate is more than 40 per cent on the first $202,800 in income and more than 47 per cent on income above that.

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Tent cities. Bologna sammiches. Sheriff Joe, love or hate him is now a convicted criminal. 84 year old man who is politically incorrect convicted on political charges.

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I've never had cancer. Most of my loved ones who have passed on died from other ailments. I suspect talking to a friend or loved one with cancer can be awkward. And I have no idea what one says. However there is one young woman, cancer survivor who has ideas on what not to say to someone with cancer.

One Thanksgiving a few years ago, as the festivities were winding down, I rolled off the couch to hug my cousin good-bye. She embraced me and then whispered in my ear, “Stay strong.”

At the time, I was 25 and just one week into chemotherapy for a rare liver cancer. My hair hadn’t even fallen out yet, and yet it seemed I had still surprised everyone by showing up for dinner and remembering how to use a fork.

It was far from the last time I’d hear those two words, which never failed to drive me out of my mind. What does “stay strong” even mean? Is it showing up for treatment on time? Or is it not crying whenever a nurse jabs me with an IV? What if I’m too busy being eaten alive from the inside out to stay strong?

What if someone is too busy to care about you to wish you the best?

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Paul Joseph Watson covers JK Rowling.

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We have all heard the warning, "Don't try this/that at home". Ooops, looks like someone didn't get that message. Or pay it any attention.

Kirsty decided to use an at-home bleaching kit to try to give herself unicorn hair. Instead of a pastel-toned mane, she ended up in hospital for six weeks, partially bald and suffering from severe chemical burns.

Mum-of-one Kirsty Weston, 29, wanted to get in on the unicorn hair trend.


The sad thing about this story? If you said she has reproduced, you win an AoSHQ Cardboard Subscription for one year.

If you said, smoking hair is hawt, you win 6 months of &&&& privileges.

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Can the Morons come up with $39 Million? If so we could have Ace-topia.

Got $39 million? You could be the new owners of Darby Island in the Bahamas. It comes with 554 acres, 14 beaches, an air strip, and a fairly odd backstory. Oh yeah, and a castle.

Before and during WWII, Darby Island was owned by a rumoured Nazi sympathiser and British hotelier, Sir Guy Baxter. King George of England gifted the island to Baxter upon his knighthood and it served as a lucrative plantation for him with livestock, cotton, palm oil, and more.


The ONT Musical Interlude


August 2, 1968, The Doors started a two week run at No.1 on the US singles chart with 'Hello I Love You', the group's second US No.1. The Doors scored 8 top 40 US hits from 67-71. via thisdayinmusic.com


August 2, 1975, The Eagles went to No.1 on the US singles chart with 'One Of These Nights', the group's second US No.1 single and the first to chart in the UK where it peaked at No.23. via thisdayinmusic.com


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What is it about Congress Critters from Florida? They seem to enjoy employing folks on a part-time basis. It doesn't matter what the work is. It's a good gig if you can get it.


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The ONT never knew they left. But boobs are back. "An uplifted chest means an uplifted mood, after all."


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Won't you be my neighbor?

Mr. Rogers meets mashup metal.


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We don't have a taxing problem, we have a spending problem. NASA protecting us from aliens.

US government scientists work hard to protect the public.

Some study infectious diseases and effective treatments. Others ensure that drugs, food, vehicles, or consumer products live up to their claims and don't harm anyone.

But the concerns at NASA's headquarters are, quite literally, extraterrestrial — which is why the space agency now has a job opening for "planetary protection officer."

The gig? Help defend Earth from alien contamination, and help Earth avoid contaminating alien worlds it's trying to explore.

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Oregon, land of natural beauty and totalitarian government. Oregon takes children away from low IQ parents.

That’s the question brought to the table in an unusual Oregon custody case.
Parents Amy Fabbrini and Eric Ziegler have been fighting for almost four years to prove to the state that they’re capable of raising their two young boys, despite having below average IQ’s.
Fabbrini, age 31, has an IQ of about 72, which places her in the “extremely low borderline range of intelligence.” Ziegler, 38, has an IQ of 66, meaning he is in the “mild range of intellectual disability.”
The average person’s IQ falls between 90 and 110.

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The Japanese, how weird can they get?

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Taxing for the children. Good. Protecting the children from sexual predators. Not so good.

An analysis by LifeZette found that from January 1, 2017, through July 31, 2017, Customs and Border Protection agents arrested at least 41 individuals guilty of committing sex crimes. Shockingly, 29 of those 41 — more than 70 percent — committed sex crimes involving children.


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Alcohol. Hedgehog. And tonight's Genius Award Winner.

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Co-workers are Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by ingenuity.

brought to you by igneuity .jpg


Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. The views and expressions on The ONT are just that views and expressions.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian (ONT Cob Emeritus) at 09:37 PM




Comments

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2017 09:26 PM (Enq6K)

2 Aromatherapy

Oh, very good!

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 09:28 PM (zEjuG)

3 Favorite smell(s)is vagina and Hoppes #9 (the old formula).

Posted by: JROD at August 02, 2017 09:29 PM (W4jkE)

4 Cant take too long to read the content!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 02, 2017 09:30 PM (Lqy/e)

5 The average person's IQ falls between 90 and 110.

Oh I can narrow down that number for you.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 02, 2017 09:31 PM (rnAwa)

6 it served as a lucrative plantation for him with livestock, cotton, palm oil, and more.

Palm oil? Tell me more...

Posted by: Jerkin' Johnny at August 02, 2017 09:32 PM (kuiuS)

7 The Othering of Cis-Normative Unpersons

Girls who are afraid of being vulnerable and even naked in front of boys are now to be "othered" and treated, via school policy, as "unpersons".

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13699

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 02, 2017 09:33 PM (vBeA5)

8 Favorite smell(s)is vagina and Hoppes #9 (the old formula).

Dare we ask how you came up with that mixture?

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (kuiuS)

9 I really get tired of hearing that kids can't do their homework without the internet. If that really is true, we need to totally rework the schools.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (Lqy/e)

10 ONT's so early no one knows it's here.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (17QyB)

11 There are surprisingly few "strong" sentiments within easy view of the Texas Medical Center.
There's a good chance I would've punched one of those idiots...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (MINbv)

12 Evening all you rons and ettes!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (mMeIQ)

13 th

Posted by: booknlass at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (kdjwF)

14 Hoppes nitro solvent, apple pie, and carne asada on the grill.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (c1VpD)

15 Kirsty Weston, I'd like to introduce you to Amy Fabbrini and Eric Ziegler.

Y'all might have some things in common....

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2017 09:34 PM (Enq6K)

16 Ohhh.....early!

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:35 PM (kufk0)

17 Bacon cooking, coffee, and gun smoke. Best smells in the world.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 09:35 PM (0mRoj)

18 ta da. in before end of post

Posted by: willow at August 02, 2017 09:37 PM (FKrah)

19 #3,
Add memeograph fluid and I'm right there. Well, 2 outta 3...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 09:39 PM (MINbv)

20 That island....buy it. Build a yuuuge facility - prefab or something - stock it with webcam girls and high-speed internet connections and good servers. Take your 10% and live like a king.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (fA1SL)

21 >>>Taxing for the children. Good. Protecting the children from sexual predators. Not so good.

We prefer to think of it as reparations, for being imperialistic, civilized bastards.

Posted by: Rotherham Town Council at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (/qEW2)

22 "...was far from the last time I'd hear those two words, which never failed to drive me out of my mind. What does "stay strong" even mean? Is it showing up for treatment on time? Or is it not crying whenever a nurse jabs me with an IV? What if I'm too busy being eaten alive from the inside out to stay strong?"

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Fuck you, you whiny twat.

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (s5Kql)

23 Put it this way, if subsidies for cell phones can't be ended then no subsidy once given can ever be taken away and we should start preparing for the inevitable collapse.

Preparing is always good...

I would recommend collecting as many palm sized smooth stones as humanly possible.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (9A6UB)

24 JK Rowling spun an enjoyable, yet derivative yarn.

And like Stephen King, this endows her with political insight far above ordinary mortals.

The Age of Stupid Abides.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2017 09:41 PM (ClGV9)

25 Yeah, it's really hard to beat the aroma at the breaking of a freshly discharged double.

Other favorites:

The smell of vintage race bikes using bean oil.

The smell of tire smoke produced by a burnout.

And, of course, napalm...in the morning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (/ZEVC)

26 I'm gradually coming around to the position that summary execution for child abusers is the best solution in the long run!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (gwPgz)

27 23. Collanders for face-masks. Honda motorcycle gearbox covers for codpieces.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (fA1SL)

28 test

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (gwPgz)

29 $39 Million is a steal for that island. What's the catch?

Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (XoldI)

30 Hedgehog story is incoherent. But the miami herald is not a parody site.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2017 09:43 PM (/qEW2)

31 28 test

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (gwPgz)

++++

I'd say a gentleman's C is called for.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 02, 2017 09:43 PM (FUu/Z)

32 Lava soap on your hands after cleaning your firearms, and the smell of that first ShinerBock when you're done.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 09:44 PM (zLDYs)

33 29. It's haunted, maybe, and no one has ever survived a night there, except for one man, driven insane by unnamed terrors. His hair went white in an hour, and he can be heard screaming on still nights with no wind.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 09:44 PM (fA1SL)

34 >>>The Japanese, how weird can they get?

"tubgirl" was Japanese. I guess some of them are into scat.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2017 09:45 PM (/qEW2)

35

"Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by ingenuity."


This example is worthy of Honorable Mention, as it likely functions, but the bottle must be rotated up to remove the cap.

All of the commercial openers (and copies) opened the cap by requiring the bottle to rotate down, to minimize spillage.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 02, 2017 09:45 PM (FlRtG)

36 Fuck you, you whiny twat.

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (s5Kql)

Thank you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 09:45 PM (ZTRlp)

37 I didn't notice ONE XY woman in that slide show of busts!!!

Bigots!

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2017 09:45 PM (0HlAc)

38

trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 09:45 PM (6L6kG)

39 I'd say a gentleman's C is called for.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 02, 2017 09:43 PM (FUu/Z)


SO, I'm improving, yes?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:46 PM (gwPgz)

40 The Japanese, how weird can they get?

Do not ask questions for which you are not prepared to receive the answers.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 09:46 PM (0mRoj)

41 "Fabbrini, age 31, has an IQ of about 72, which places her in the 'extremely low borderline range of intelligence.' Ziegler, 38, has an IQ
of 66, meaning he is in the 'mild range of intellectual disability.'"

Nota bene: the American federal government has been busily importing enormous numbers of "refugees" from Somalia, where the average IQ is 68.

I am unaware of any case in which these "refugees" have been told by government officials that they are intellectually unfit to reproduce and parent.

Either there is one consistent uniform standard for everyone in such matters, or we have to admit that America practices systematic institutional racial bias.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 09:46 PM (ujwCG)

42 Don't have a double-barrel, but this weekend at the tac shotgun match, the aromas *were* nice. Interesting, at the range, the variety of small differences in aroma between different kinds of ammo. The Soviet surplus 54R, fittingly, has a distinct signature.

With wheelguns, most people reloading and using lead bullets with the lube, the smoke and smell of that overwhelms the powder aromas, I notice. Some loads smoke so much the standard joke is "hey, no black powder revolvers allowed in this match!".

Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 09:46 PM (QDnY+)

43 It is not length of life, but depth of life. Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm aiming for both, Ralph.

Posted by: mindful webworker - apparently at August 02, 2017 09:46 PM (hGZJP)

44 When the bottom fell out of the record business a bunch of years ago, it deprived me of the luxury of earning a living from records. I don't sell enough albums to cover the cost of recording them the way I like to. For me, touring is the only way to make a living. Donald Fagan

Maybe you shouldn't have named your band after a dildo.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (/qEW2)

45 There needs to be a way to force people like U.S. District Judge Susan Bolton and others of the ruling class to have illegal immigrants live in her neighborhood, be her neighbor. These people never face the consequences of their rulings.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (/xo1a)

46 Top Forty?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (e9G8E)

47 Posted by: Arbalest at August 02, 2017 09:45 PM (FlRtG)

The opener is installed upside down!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (gwPgz)

48 Nice boobs have NEVER gone out of style.

Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (UnDQI)

49 Wow--what an ONT, MisHum! I just don't know how you do it.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 02, 2017 09:48 PM (TdMsT)

50 @8 t-bird-Well the breakaway over n under reminded me of my Winchester SP 101 and single shot Remington 410 when I was a kid. Spent hours with a box of shells at each station shooting skeet then going home and cleaning with Hoppes #9. The older crowd here at AoS with a shooting background know what I'm talking about. My first choice of "aroma", well, as a male I'd think it would be the most obvious choice.

Posted by: JROD at August 02, 2017 09:48 PM (W4jkE)

51 41 "Fabbrini, age 31, has an IQ of about 72, which places her in the 'extremely low borderline range of intelligence.' Ziegler, 38, has an IQ
of 66, meaning he is in the 'mild range of intellectual disability.'"

Nota bene: the American federal government has been busily importing enormous numbers of "refugees" from Somalia, where the average IQ is 68.

I am unaware of any case in which these "refugees" have been told by government officials that they are intellectually unfit to reproduce and parent.

Either there is one consistent uniform standard for everyone in such matters, or we have to admit that America practices systematic institutional racial bias.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 09:46 PM (ujwCG)


What are the odds if was Jamal and Shaniqua that the kids would still be in the home, with benefits coming out of their orifices?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 09:48 PM (ZTRlp)

52 These people never face the consequences of their rulings.
Posted by: Locke Common at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (/xo1a)


Dude, that's the whole point of being part of the ruling class!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:48 PM (gwPgz)

53 Some guy at the pistol matches wears a t-shirt that says something along the lines of "1911: the only gun that doubles as a bottle opener".

Not sure what that's about. The little indents on the lower edge of the slide, where the thumb safety engages? I guess with the slide locked back that might be an option, but not one I'd entertain for anything other than pure beater gun.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 09:49 PM (QDnY+)

54 Going to see Donald Fagen and the Nightflyers this month. His first solo (non SD tour). Looks like he is playing some interesting covers. Also stoked to hear songs off Nightfly lp.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 09:49 PM (PUmDY)

55 Bacon. Hot buttered popcorn. Roast turkey, beef, or pork.

The burning leaf pile in the autumn evening. Freshly mown lawn.

Napalm, in the morning.


Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 09:49 PM (XoldI)

56 A robot shit demon? Has Hillary sued for the use of her likeness yet?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at August 02, 2017 09:49 PM (tMFgx)

57 JK Rowling spun an enjoyable, yet derivative yarn.

And like Stephen King, this endows her with political insight far above ordinary mortals.

Posted by: Circa
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I learned most of what I need to know about politics from childhood books.

The Little Red Hen

Three Little Pigs

Mr. Bear Squash You All Flat

In adulthood, I realized that Mr. Bear may have been an analogy for the Soviet Union. Maybe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (/ZEVC)

58 In all fairness, Locke didn't specify whose labor produces the wealth.

Posted by: 9th grade teacher at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (XaVZM)

59 The smell of bread baking.

Any of you morons hear of Myth TV?

Hubby didn't get the job.....

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (kufk0)

60 Testors glue. Not the scented shit, the old school shit. Ahhh.... memories.

High octane fuel in a Chevelle SS

Wood smoke

Ribs smoking

My finger

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (MCEs2)

61 Thanks, JROD. I thought you had created a single potion.

As for ingenuity, that's a great way to get some use out of a cheap-ass wrench.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 09:51 PM (pszv/)

62 If a physician is incorporated in British Columbia, her small business is taxed at the rate of 12.5 per cent on the first $500,000.

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Her business? A lady doctor? Only in Canada!

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2017 09:51 PM (ANIFC)

63
47 Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:47 PM (gwPgz)

The opener is installed upside down!


If the opener is installed upside down, the bottle the points down.


Correction: some of the older openers had the bottle rotate up, but in every case, the bottle stayed pointing up, to minimize spillage.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 02, 2017 09:51 PM (FlRtG)

64 lines of "1911: the only gun that doubles as a bottle opener".
...................

if you mount a light on it you can use as a flashlight to dig around in your trunk too, at least till you have an AD

Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (6L6kG)

65 Hello Horde!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (q1+kD)

66 "I really get tired of hearing that kids can't do their homework without
the internet. If that really is true, we need to totally rework the
schools."

It's a PR blurb to continue to justify the various costly "universal access" programs, the bills for which are foisted as "fees" upon those suckers who actually still pay for their own phone and Internet service.

Don't expect any change in such levies. They may even become more exacting. Jared Kushner is heading up a glossy new "Office of American Innovation", and one of the big brainstorms from that office is having the federal gooberment step in to "expand Internet access to underserved communities".

Some of you may recall that exact thing as having being a 1990s Clintonian triangulation policy. Everything old is new again.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (ujwCG)

67 >>>The smell of bread baking.

Yes!

Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (XoldI)

68 Not sure what that's about. The little indents on the lower edge of the slide, where the thumb safety engages? I guess with the slide locked back that might be an option, but not one I'd entertain for anything other than pure beater gun.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 09:49 PM (QDnY+)

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Cocked and locked it is a safe opener. I do NOT rocommend this, but it is.

Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (f4DdT)

69 56. ....aaaannnnd I think we can call this ONT well and truly won.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (fA1SL)

70 Childhood books, like "Animal Farm."

Yup. Learned everything you need to know about Communism.

Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 09:53 PM (UnDQI)

71 "refugees" from Somalia, where the average IQ is 68.

That's different. They vote right!

Posted by: Oregonia at August 02, 2017 09:53 PM (pszv/)

72 Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (ujwCG)

There are a million ways to transfer wealth in the city!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:53 PM (gwPgz)

73 If I had to choose one aroma for a desert island, it would be freshed-brewed coffee.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 09:54 PM (Id9+8)

74 I really get tired of hearing that kids can't do their homework without the internet.

"If I don't have thirty identical copies of your completed homework, on my desk, by 9am tomorrow....!"

Posted by: Oregonia at August 02, 2017 09:54 PM (pszv/)

75 Lava soap on your hands after cleaning your firearms, and the smell of that first ShinerBock when you're done.
Posted by: Eromero
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How could I have forgotten the ambrosia that IS Hoppe's No.9 ?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 09:55 PM (/ZEVC)

76 Hubby didn't get the job.....

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM

Sorry, lin-duh fell...

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 09:55 PM (q1+kD)

77 I learned most of what I need to know about politics from childhood books.

How Tom Beat Captain Najork and His Hired Sportsmen

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 09:56 PM (0mRoj)

78 If I had to choose one aroma for a desert island, it would be freshed-brewed coffee.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 09:54 PM (Id9+


Yes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 09:56 PM (gwPgz)

79 "There needs to be a way to force people like U.S. District Judge Susan
Bolton and others of the ruling class to have illegal immigrants live in
her neighborhood, be her neighbor."

Susan Bolton, whose name was originally put forth as a federal judicial candidate by notional "Republican" senator Jon Kyl.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 09:56 PM (ujwCG)

80 Excellent music video from 83...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qBruAooXPNU

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 09:56 PM (PUmDY)

81 Thanks Erik. Been kind of a rough week/year.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:57 PM (kufk0)

82 Hubby didn't get the job.....
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (kufk0)

Well, shit. I'm sorry. I know how that feels.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 09:57 PM (0mRoj)

83 A really good scent, and one I do miss now and then - when you opened a fresh pack of camel filterless - there was thia raisin/licorice/rum sort of odor. It would only last a few minutes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 09:57 PM (fA1SL)

84 Sharted Depends
Rampant BO
Stoli Vodka

*swoon*

Posted by: Huma at August 02, 2017 09:58 PM (89T5c)

85 73 If I had to choose one aroma for a desert island, it would be freshed-brewed coffee.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 09:54 PM (Id9+

Seconded.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 09:58 PM (ZTRlp)

86 Insom ...

... thanks for the email. I owe you.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 02, 2017 09:58 PM (fiGNd)

87 "refugees" from Somalia, where the average IQ is 68.

Thank the media and G.H.W bush for that

aren't most Somalis pshyco too?

Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 09:58 PM (6L6kG)

88 When I win the powerball I am totally going to buy that island with the Nazi castle on it.

Oh, I will include you guys. I will post in the ONT from there.

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2017 09:58 PM (jHrzU)

89 101 today in the PNW. Dogs, cats and husband slept a lot of the day. I knew it was starting to cool down when everyone woke up.

There is already a program to get internet into rural areas. I can't remember what it's called but it is used to put in fiber for the backhauls. Benefits don't go to the user but makes faster internet possible in the boonies.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 02, 2017 09:59 PM (Lqy/e)

90 If I had to choose one aroma for a desert island, it would be freshed-brewed coffee.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 09:54 PM (Id9+

======

Not unless said coffee was available. Would drive me nuts to be able to smell it and not have some.

Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 09:59 PM (f4DdT)

91 Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (kufk0)

That sucks lin-duh, will keep your family on the prayer list.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 09:59 PM (ZTRlp)

92 We don't have a taxing problem, we have a spending problem. NASA protecting us from aliens.

...

But the concerns at NASA's headquarters are, quite literally, extraterrestrial -- which is why the space agency now has a job opening for "planetary protection officer."

The gig? Help defend Earth from alien contamination, and help Earth avoid contaminating alien worlds it's trying to explore.


The really shocking thing is that NASA doesn't have an office of extraterrestrial transgender and diversity outreach.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2017 09:59 PM (/qEW2)

93 I would recommend collecting as many palm sized smooth stones as humanly possible.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (9A6UB)



A "good start" is when you count your ammo stash in the tens of thousands, vs. mere thousands.

"Hundreds" of rounds is not a stash. It is a mere training class' worth, or a good long practice session, at best.

Breaking into the six figures of ammo elevates one above "stash", and receives the higher appellation of "Stores".

A large stock of guns without the ammo to go with 'em, isn't much more effective than a scrap metal collection. Valuable, yes. Barterworthy, even.

But not, effective.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 09:59 PM (v5iqM)

94 Or do you play the world's smallest violin?

Posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:37 PM



Comments


Exactly!

Don't charge me $18.98 for a fvcking CD then cry poverty.

I love free streaming music. If I want to see a band play, I'll buy a ticket.

But I won't buy the music. I have enough credit in the "shit, I bought the entire album for one fvcking song" bank to last a lifetime.







Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (wYseH)

95 Testors glue. "

Heavenly.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (MINbv)

96 77. I remember that one! He snuck up on them, one by one, and used a cut-down baseball bat on all but the last one, which he did with a tire iron.

Sigh.....childhood memories.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (fA1SL)

97 Excellent music video from 83...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qBruAooXPNU
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August




He didn't open her door for her?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (0wem/)

98 If I had to choose one aroma for a desert island, it would be Maryanne.

Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (XoldI)

99 Not unless said coffee was available. Would drive me nuts to be able to smell it and not have some.

Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 09:59 PM (f4DdT)

I thought that was a given.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (Id9+8)

100 Thanks insomniac and MisHum.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 10:01 PM (kufk0)

101 66 "I really get tired of hearing that kids can't do their homework without
the internet. If that really is true, we need to totally rework the
schools."

It's a PR blurb to continue to justify the various costly "universal access" programs, the bills for which are foisted as "fees" upon those suckers who actually still pay for their own phone and Internet service.

Don't expect any change in such levies. They may even become more exacting. Jared Kushner is heading up a glossy new "Office of American Innovation", and one of the big brainstorms from that office is having the federal gooberment step in to "expand Internet access to underserved communities".

Some of you may recall that exact thing as having being a 1990s Clintonian triangulation policy. Everything old is new again.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 09:52 PM (ujwCG)

I got two kids in school. Virtually all the materials are on the crappy school website.

Saves a lot of money on textbooks.





'Course the total cost for the parents internet access cost more than the money saved on books...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 02, 2017 10:01 PM (P/kVC)

102 84. That was Hillary's personal coat of arms, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:01 PM (fA1SL)

103 Going to see Donald Fagen and the Nightflyers this month. His first solo (non SD tour). Looks like he is playing some interesting covers. Also stoked to hear songs off Nightfly lp.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Where is he appearing that you are going to see him?

I take it that Walter Becker is not touring with him?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 02, 2017 10:01 PM (S6Pax)

104 "Hundreds" of rounds is not a stash. "

Correct. It's called "Saturday".

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (MINbv)

105 I wish Paul Joseph Watson would get to the point, you know, just say what's on his mind. His comment leaves too much open to interpretation.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (6FqZa)

106 Steak cooking over red oak coals.

David Austen roses and lavender.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (Ri/rl)

107 so how is everyone's 401k doing?

Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (6L6kG)

108 >>>(What's your favorite aroma?)<<<




Hmmm, let us think on this.

Posted by: speedofarts.com at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (rwqWc)

109 3 Favorite smell(s)is vagina
Posted by: JROD at August 02, 2017 09:29 PM


Any species in particular?

Posted by: Lena at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (DMUuz)

110 Darby Island?

How about Ginger Island instead.
https://www.privateislandsonline.com
/islands/ginger-island

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 10:03 PM (hpHli)

111 The really shocking thing is that NASA doesn't have an office of extraterrestrial transgender and diversity outreach.

They identify as 'shokushu goukan'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:03 PM (6FqZa)

112 And for the record, Sheriff Joe was sacrificed on the altar of political correctness. By democrats.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:03 PM (zLDYs)

113 I thought that was a given.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 10:00 PM (Id9+

========

I went off the rails at the whole deserted island thing. My bad.

Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 10:03 PM (f4DdT)

114 Having no text books makes it SO MUCH easier to revise history and make up math problems that have no solution.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 10:04 PM (kufk0)

115 "It sucks to suck, having a landline handout and not a cell phone handout. Give me a break."

Eh, I used to feel this way too, until I started working with the homeless. Where are they going to put landlines? And they really do need phones--they need to be reachable for when their housing applications come through, by their doctors, by family members. A lot of them really are trying to help themselves and without phones it's pretty much impossible.

Posted by: Average Jen at August 02, 2017 10:04 PM (l8WLr)

116 And for the record, Sheriff Joe was sacrificed on the altar of political correctness. By democrats.
Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:03 PM (zLDYs)


You have to break a few conservative eggs to make a progressive omelet!

Posted by: Caliph Barky I at August 02, 2017 10:05 PM (gwPgz)

117 Woodruff Symphony Hall in Atlanta

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:05 PM (PUmDY)

118 90 If I had to choose one aroma for a desert island, it would be freshed-brewed coffee.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2017 09:54 PM (Id9+

Good scent Miley.

I'll also add grapes fermenting. I imagine whiskey production has a smell but I've never smelled it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:05 PM (Ri/rl)

119 I bought the entire album for one fvcking song" bank to last a lifetime."

Album? Well, there was the album, the single, the greatest hits compilation, the 8 track, the cassette, the cassette of the movie soundtrack, the mp3, iCrap download...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:05 PM (MINbv)

120 No Becker

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:05 PM (PUmDY)

121 A really good scent, and one I do miss now and then - when you opened a fresh pack of camel filterless - there was thia raisin/licorice/rum sort of odor. It would only last a few minutes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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You should try stepping into a tobacco barn where tobacco is being flue-cured. It's...overwhelming. One of my uncle's old barns is still standing, and every time I'm in the area, I stop in at the barn and walk in for a whiff. It's probably been 40 years or more since it was used, but the fragrance remains. Heady.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:06 PM (/ZEVC)

122 115 "It sucks to suck, having a landline handout and not a cell phone handout. Give me a break."

Eh, I used to feel this way too, until I started working with the homeless. Where are they going to put landlines? And they really do need phones--they need to be reachable for when their housing applications come through, by their doctors, by family members. A lot of them really are trying to help themselves and without phones it's pretty much impossible.
Posted by: Average Jen at August 02, 2017 10:04 PM (l8WLr)

Set up camp in a phone booth?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 02, 2017 10:07 PM (P/kVC)

123 Mister Rogers video unavailable

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2017 10:07 PM (IqV8l)

124 121. I've been in burley barns and in Kentucky barns. The smell in both is absolutely intoxicating

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:07 PM (fA1SL)

125 Chives smell good with oranges.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:07 PM (PUmDY)

126 Hot oil, raw gas, stale smoke and fresh gun oil wafting thru the cab of a 65 Ford F100. It means you're going hunting.

Posted by: Western Slope Mope at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (WrMht)

127 "The average person's IQ falls between 90 and 110."

Uh...no. "Average" has a definition. And it isn't a range.

So the idiot might very well be the reporter who wrote the article or the government official who provided the quotation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (wYseH)

128 Having no text books makes it SO MUCH easier to revise history and make up math problems that have no solution.
Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 10:04 PM (kufk0)


Sorry about the job business.

The bad thing about hard copy encyclopedias is that they can foster wrong think and, once printed and distributed, they are not under the control of the benevolent government!

Posted by: Caliph Barky I at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (gwPgz)

129 The shop of that sausage maker guy in the sticks.

Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (XoldI)

130
I'll also add grapes fermenting. I imagine whiskey production has a smell but I've never smelled it.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Oh, yeah. I once camped about 1/4 mile down the road from the Heaven Hill aging barns. I soaked in the fragrance of bourbon all night long.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (/ZEVC)

131 You should try stepping into a tobacco barn where tobacco is being flue-cured. It's...overwhelming. One of my uncle's old barns is still standing, and every time I'm in the area, I stop in at the barn and walk in for a whiff. It's probably been 40 years or more since it was used, but the fragrance remains. Heady.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:06 PM (/ZEVC)

That sounds like it smells good.

The smell of play dough reminds me of childhood. Mimeograph papers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:09 PM (Ri/rl)

132 I've also stoved Virginia tobacco - it's an amazingly light and very sweet scent.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:09 PM (fA1SL)

133 >>>She embraced me and then whispered in my ear, "Stay strong."

Elizabeth Warren: Persist.

Bill Clinton: Ah feel up ... ah mean, ah feel your pain.

Barack Obama: If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.

Posted by: Democrat condolences at August 02, 2017 10:09 PM (/qEW2)

134 pretty sure the allure of any aroma would fade fast if you were subjected to it all the time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (0wem/)

135 >>>A lot of them really are trying to help themselves and without phones it's pretty much impossible.
Posted by: Average Jen at August 02, 2017 10:04 PM (l8WLr)

My Misanthropic side says, "A lot of them"........Curious as to the percentage of the "really trying to help themselves"

Maybe their family, their doctor or someone else can kick in the bucks for their cell phone.

A cell phone is a luxury not a necessity.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (ZTRlp)

136 79 -

I don't know that I'd blame Kyl; whatever Bolton did, she was a Clinton nominee, right? A conservative senator might be willing to pur forward/endorse a number of folks he would not choose if the other side was not occupying the white house.

To draw a parallel, Scalia was openly enthusiastic about the possibility of Kagan being nominated. Not because he thought non-originalists belong on the Court, but because Kagan is at least smart and capable. The Court could do worse; say, for example, low-wattage Sotomayor.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (H5knJ)

137 Virginia tobacco - it's an amazingly light and very sweet scent"

Indeed. Curing barns smell wonderful.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (MINbv)

138 129. That's the guy what runs that motel with his sister, yes?

Takes all kinds of critters to make his fritters.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (fA1SL)

139 He is playing Dirty Work, which is not an often played SD song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (PUmDY)

140

I like the smell of sun block and bikini's.....

Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (6L6kG)

141 134 pretty sure the allure of any aroma would fade fast if you were subjected to it all the time.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (0wem/)


Not paper plants.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (P/kVC)

142 "And they really do need phones--they need to be reachable for when their
housing applications come through, by their doctors, by family members."

Do they need smartphones with generous data plans for pop music, games, and pr0n? Because that's what they're being given.

And what happens when the recipients of these courtesy phones use them to organize vandalizing flash mobs, or coordinate criminal activity, or post video of assaultive conduct onto the Internet? All of which can and does happen.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (ujwCG)

143 Nice - Thank You, MisHum!

Love the aromatherapy pic.

And yeah, "stay strong" is ungood.

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (vUcdz)

144 average is 100.

Any test that does not include the age of the testee is invalid.

Most people think they are above average.

Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (UnDQI)

145 Gasoline and asphalt have always been aromas I am partial to, not in large quantities but catching a scent for a second or two. Freshly cut grass as well. Freshly cut lumber too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (0wem/)

146 The taste of fresh-brewed coffee never quite lives up to its aroma, I think.

Favorite aromas:

Pine and balsam.
Lavender.
Cinnamon and cloves.
Freshly brewed coffee.
Oranges.
Viburnum carlesii in bloom.
Lilac.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

147 Or perhaps for $26 million US, Kanacea Island in the Fiji Islands.

https://www.privateislandsonline.com
/south-pacific/fiji/kanacea-island

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (hpHli)

148 What the hell is Unicorn Hair?


Oh!

Well then.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (m9X4Y)

149 Baby Sister Update

First, from Jessica this morning:

"Joyce's ankles are no longer swollen, they look great. Hallelujah! Now off to the races!"

They then headed out to the park for some fun and games, with Joyce's favorite (new) sport: wall-ball.

Joyce has this big, bright green plastic ball (maybe 2" feet or so in diameter), which she placed in her wheelchair and then walked herself over to the side of the building, and commenced dribbling the ball, and then tossing it against the wall and catching on the rebound. Really amazing for someone that couldn't hold a fork to feed herself 6 months ago.

(Pic here: http://tinyurl.com/ybtr6ht

On the other hand, and to keep it real, Jessica confided that Joyce doesn't always know her (Jess's) name.

Jessica then handed her off to Roni for even more fun this afternoon.

[To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]

Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (vUcdz)

150 I stop in at the barn and walk in for a whiff. It's probably been 40
years or more since it was used, but the fragrance remains. Heady.


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:06 PM (/ZEVC)

There is a high-end smoke shop in my town. It smells so good that when I walk past I just pop my head in for a second....

And I smoke maybe one cigar a year.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2017 10:12 PM (wYseH)

151 124 121. I've been in burley barns and in Kentucky barns. The smell in both is absolutely intoxicating
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:07 PM (fA1SL)

Ive only smelled wine. And grappa.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:12 PM (Ri/rl)

152 You should try stepping into a tobacco barn where tobacco is being flue-cured. It's...overwhelming. One of my uncle's old barns is still standing, and every time I'm in the area, I stop in at the barn and walk in for a whiff. It's probably been 40 years or more since it was used, but the fragrance remains. Heady.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:06 PM

I cropped a fair amount of tobacco in my youth, but the smell of a cured barn full of it isn't exactly something I would seek out just for a whiff... XD

Although, I'm not sure the curing method, it may not have been flue-cured. It was a small metal "barn" (more like a trailer) and not a full-sized wooden one. That could change the smell.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 10:12 PM (q1+kD)

153 A cell phone is a luxury not a necessity.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (ZTRlp)


There are three sets of rules:
One for the underclass most likely to vote Democrat
One for the middle class working stiff
One for the connected ruling class

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:13 PM (gwPgz)

154 Don't be too harsh with the "Stay Strong" comment.

Nobody knows what to say that is heartfelt and not offensive. Take it in the best of light.

Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:13 PM (UnDQI)

155 142. *insert crappy, vertically filmed footage of generic argy-bargy, with sounds of yelling, laughter, amd occasional shouts of 'world star!'*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:13 PM (fA1SL)

156 Oh, yeah. I once camped about 1/4 mile down the road from the Heaven Hill aging barns. I soaked in the fragrance of bourbon all night long.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (/ZEVC)


Camping. Thats what you are calling it these days?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:13 PM (ZTRlp)

157
Paden: You know, a good smelly saloon is my favorite place in the world.

Posted by: Silverado at August 02, 2017 10:14 PM (/ZEVC)

158 Freshly cut lumber too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (0wem/)


Freshly split oak firewood

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:14 PM (gwPgz)

159 Hubby didn't get the job.....

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 09:50 PM (kufk0)

Dang, sorry to hear it.

Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 10:14 PM (D2vc1)

160 The bad thing about hard copy encyclopedias is that they can foster wrong think and, once printed and distributed, they are not under the control of the benevolent government!
Posted by: Caliph Barky I at August 02, 2017 10:08 PM (gwPgz)

===

Via my parents, I have an early 60s set of Encyclopedia Britannica. I have told my daughter she will get them and to use them to find real historical truths. Daughter is well grounded but I doubt they will see any future use.

Sad, that.

Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (f4DdT)

161 Fresh cut hay and ozone from a thunderstorm,

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (arhmY)

162
Hoppe's #9 (I'm sure that already has been mentioned).
Freshly mown grass on a Summer day.

The house on Thanksgiving day.

Baking day.

Burning leaves on a Fall afternoon.

I could go half the night on this.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (S/hVx)

163 Camping. Thats what you are calling it these days?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I was younger then. Could still sleep on the ground.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (/ZEVC)

164 I pay less for my cellphone than I used to pay for my landline.

And when I leave the house, it goes with me.

Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (UnDQI)

165 153 A cell phone is a luxury not a necessity.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:10 PM (ZTRlp)

There are three sets of rules:
One for the underclass most likely to vote Democrat
One for the middle class working stiff
One for the connected ruling class
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:13 PM



Hey, Working Stiff, you can buy your own damn phone, and get one for that underclass guy too.

Posted by: Connected Ruling Class at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (P/kVC)

166 Freshly split oak firewood
Posted by: Hrothgar at August




Yep. Smells like something getting done or recently completed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (0wem/)

167 Don't be too harsh with the "Stay Strong" comment.

I agree. At least there's an underlying compliment in there that she is currently strong right now. It's not like saying "suck it up you baby"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (6FqZa)

168 I'm not much into aromas... Seeing my enemies driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of his women does it for me! Might be even more best with the added smell of the his squalid huts burning, though...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (e9G8E)

169 114 Having no text books makes it SO MUCH easier to revise history and make up math problems that have no solution.
Posted by: lin-duh fell

many of the community college students where I tutor have only online textbooks. but they still have to pay access fees.

you're right lin-duh.

and I'm sorry about your bad run of luck. may it get better now.

Posted by: booknlass at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (kdjwF)

170 Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (vUcdz)

Oh ibguy, I'm so pleased to hear of Joyce's continued progress.

I got a little verklempt at this update. I pray for Joyce and you and family daily.

the tinypic link isn't working for me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (Ri/rl)

171 I'd always assumed that 60 and 70 year old rockers kept touring because they enjoy it.

The thought that they need to keep doing it because they need the money is troubling. These are successful and accomplished musicians, not just journeymen. Maybe they would like to enjoy retirement, but they can't.

Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (sdi6R)

172 [To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and our family.]
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (vUcdz)


May every blessing and mercy in the universe pour down upon Joyce and her family.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

173 It was a small metal "barn" (more like a trailer) and not a full-sized wooden one. "

Yep. 2 different processes. Night and day as far as aromas.

The bulk cure in metal trailers has taken over, sorry to say...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (MINbv)

174 Fresh cut hay and ozone from a thunderstorm,
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (arhmY)


Fresh cut hay put up in the barn, oh yes!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM (gwPgz)

175 "refugees" from Somalia, where the average IQ is 68.

That's different. They vote right left!

Posted by: Oregonia at August 02, 2017 09:53 PM (pszv/)


FIFY.

Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2017 10:17 PM (84p6I)

176 86 Insom ...

... thanks for the email. I owe you.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 02, 2017 09:58 PM (fiGNd)

Any time. Hope it helps.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:17 PM (0mRoj)

177 Island with castle? Sounds inviting.

Until you look at it. Then you realize that it would be 100 years worth of "honey-do" lists for your wife to gripe at you about.

About the time you had it fixed up, she'd say she wanted a bigger island.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 10:17 PM (GiRFl)

178 I said chives and meant cloves. Chives are onions, right?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:17 PM (PUmDY)

179 Meh, living on an island seems silly. Just makes everything harder.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (0wem/)

180 More than anything i love the smell of horse. Bury your face in their neck and breathe deep. Stable, if its reasonably clean is wonderful too. And a tackroom full of clean saddles, oiled and polished. Yeah. Thats good too.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (YhV5r)

181 Lilacs

Posted by: Poopbot at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (BO/km)

182 Ingenuity? I can reliably report that the steering column hanger bracket in a '54 Studebaker Champion coupe makes a perfect church key, with the bottle remaining exactly in the upright position as the cap flies off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (prH+p)

183 One of my siblings got the Encycloedia Brittanica.

I got the Great Books.

Yippee me.

Blaise Pascal has some choice words about atheists and how they must never be trusted.

Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (UnDQI)

184 Hey, Working Stiff, you can buy your own damn phone, and get one for that underclass guy too.
Posted by: Connected Ruling Class at August 02, 2017 10:15 PM (P/kVC)


After all, you didn't build that!

Posted by: Caliph Barky I at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (gwPgz)

185 No one has to worry about Donald Fagan. I paid $95 to see Steely Dan in Vegas in May. Yeah, worth it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (EZebt)

186 CaliGirl @ 118- Smell of whiskey production?
Well to 'some', mash barrels smell good. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:19 PM (zLDYs)

187 Have never used Hoppes #9, though I know the aroma is legendary. Pretty much a CLP guy. Plus a few specialized bore solvents (copper, lead) whose aromas definitely will not be part of any nice memories or associations. Frog Lube has a smell - some sort of gum or candy from my childhood. Just started using that, was gifted to me by an ex-frogman as it so happens. They got tons of s**t from vendors right before he retired. He also gave me a kick-ass rechargeable flashlight, amazing (he kept one).


Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:19 PM (QDnY+)

188 What's your favorite aroma?

--sweat from a fit, sexy woman

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:19 PM (xJa6I)

189 Don't be too harsh with the "Stay Strong" comment. "

The rather constant marketing of slogans gets tiresome. Trust me on that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:19 PM (MINbv)

190 Blooming Honeysuckle

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:19 PM (/ZEVC)

191 Nobody knows what to say that is heartfelt and not offensive. Take it in the best of light.

Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:13 PM (UnDQI)


There are no magic words to make everything alright.
Every ill person is an individual, what may comfort or make one person feel loved may anger another person.

We all are doing our best, including the patient.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (Ri/rl)

192 I guess her cousin wasn't Moochelle, because she would have said "stay schtrong".

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (/JyEh)

193 Island with a Castle you say?

When the tide is out you can drive to the mainland.

Posted by: Mont San Michel at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (UnDQI)

194 I got two kids in school. Virtually all the materials are on the crappy school website.

Saves a lot of money on textbooks.





'Course the total cost for the parents internet access cost more than the money saved on books...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 02, 2017 10:01 PM (P/kVC)

Pfffft, wait 'til your kids go to college. You're gonna have to take out a home equity line of credit to pay for 4 years of books.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (D2vc1)

195 Yep. 2 different processes. Night and day as far as aromas.

The bulk cure in metal trailers has taken over, sorry to say...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM

Ah, I see, thank you!

There are a few old-style barns still standing in this area, but I don't think they have been in use for a long time. I've never been inside one, either. Just worked the bulk cure ones.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (q1+kD)

196 Physical textbooks aren't all they're cracked up to me.

So far my textbooks have lied about
- Muhammad
- the Crusades
- Reconstruction
- McCarthy
- nutrition
- global warming
- DDT

... that I can think of on the top of my head.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (6FqZa)

197 Any test that does not include the age of the testee is invalid.

A little trick I'll share with you: put your name on it. That's how I get most of my points.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (OBJWS)

198 Favorite smellses... Fish!

Posted by: Gollum at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (XoldI)

199 Again I say, I'm damn tired of bad shit constantly happening to good people.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (0mRoj)

200 Cancer chick sounds like a bitch, by the way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (xJa6I)

201 so how is everyone's 401k doing?



Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:02 PM (6L6kG)

That's for people with money to burn.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (D2vc1)

202 Cigars and Old Spice is what GrandPappy Eromero smelled like.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (zLDYs)

203 More than anything i love the smell of horse

Hay!

Posted by: Sarah J and John K... at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (MINbv)

204 >>>I said chives and meant cloves. Chives are onions, right?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:17 PM (PUmDY)<<<

Oh, Charlie. I speak chive.


... and no, not really.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (rwqWc)

205 I once hauled a truckload of garlic powder from California all the way to New Jersey. The garlic powder was unloaded but the odor remained with the trailer. Does that count?

I've heard that raw cow hides also have an odor that lingers.

Lamp black - Carbon - is another cargo that gets on everything. The trailer has to be steam cleaned. It doesn't have an odor, just a fine oily powder that gets on everything, and tracks everywhere.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (m9X4Y)

206 Marketing slogans?

Like "You can beat cancer! You just need to try harder!"

Yeah right.

Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (UnDQI)

207 ... that I can think of on the top of my head.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (6FqZa)


FDR
Great Depression
JFK
LBJ
slavery
KKK

Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (6L6kG)

208 180 More than anything i love the smell of horse. Bury your face in their neck and breathe deep. Stable, if its reasonably clean is wonderful too. And a tackroom full of clean saddles, oiled and polished. Yeah. Thats good too.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (YhV5r)

I like the smell of horses too.
I love the smell of puppies and babies.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl)

209 Bleach

- HRC

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (MCEs2)

210 195 Yep. 2 different processes. Night and day as far as aromas.

The bulk cure in metal trailers has taken over, sorry to say...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:16 PM

Ah, I see, thank you!

There are a few old-style barns still standing in this area, but I don't think they have been in use for a long time. I've never been inside one, either. Just worked the bulk cure ones.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 10:20 PM (q1+kD)

I had a great uncle who grew tobacco. I don't remember his tobacco barns. But I remember him always with a cigar in his mouth. Uncle Elmer.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (ZTRlp)

211 I think a chemical weapon - phosgene? - has a tell-tale aroma like "freshly mown grass". So, I like the grass thing, not so much the gas thing. Have gone to a xeriscape, so no more mown-grass smells for me.

Still don't get the 1911/bottle-opener thing. GOULD, when "cocked and locked", what part of the 1911 serves as the opener? Don't get it.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (QDnY+)

212 some favorite smells that immediately come to mind are hay and the horse barn, coco butter, coconut, roses, rain, a lover, and Old Spice.

Posted by: booknlass at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (kdjwF)

213 Meh, living on an island seems silly. Just makes everything harder.
Posted by: yankeefifth
-----------

Yeah, it sucks.

Posted by: Hervé Villechaize at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (/ZEVC)

214 Imma gonna circle back to "stay strong, because (at least) two people I respect take issue with the quote.

I had an immediate, visceral reaction to it, and I'm not sure why. But I can't recall a time through my sister's ordeal where I thought that sentiment appropriate.

My $.02

Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (vUcdz)

215 MH, they had no more closeups and I think the wardrobe malfunction was fixed during the last commercial break.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (PUmDY)

216 Put it this way, if subsidies for cell phones can't be ended then no subsidy once given can ever be taken away and we should start preparing for the inevitable collapse.

Preparing is always good...

I would recommend collecting as many palm sized smooth stones as humanly possible.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2017 09:40 PM (9A6UB)

I would have no problem with giving the "poor" some cheap flip phones enabled only to call 9-1-1, or to apply for a job. (to do the latter, you would dial J-O-B, and once connected, then dial the number of the prospective employer; all calls being monitored, and violators do jail time)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (prH+p)

217 Plumeria in bloom
Neroli in bloom
....... absolutely intoxicating.

Posted by: lin-duh fell at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (kufk0)

218 The average person's IQ falls

BUZZ! Alex, I know this one! What is the spread of Progressivism.

Posted by: Splunge at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (iMxBJ)

219 Oh god, the utter bullshit 'taught' about the Great Depression.

And add Woodrow Wilson 'the idealist!!' to that list. Although I think Jonah Goldberg shamed the profession into fixing that much recently.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (6FqZa)

220 >>>More than anything i love the smell of horse.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:18 PM (YhV5r)<<<




How *you* doin?!

Posted by: John F. Kerry at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (rwqWc)

221 Hoppes #9. The wistful goodbye of a productive shooting session combined with that saucy French waitress with no knickers telling you you can have the same thing tomorrow.

Posted by: Captain Ned at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (8LLKm)

222 Still don't get the 1911/bottle-opener thing. GOULD, when "cocked and locked", what part of the 1911 serves as the opener? Don't get it.



Posted by: rhomboid at August




google it. it is the bottom of the handle and the bottom of the magazine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (0wem/)

223 A smell I don't care for is I think when the mechanics are welding. I always say it smells like burning hair.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (Ri/rl)

224 Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (6L6kG)

Woodrow Wilson
Viet Nam

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (gwPgz)

225 "The average person's IQ falls between 90 and 110."

Technically that statement is correct, because the actual number in the U.S. these days is 98, which does fall between 90 and 110.

Great Caesar's Ghost, in Israel the number is 95 and in Ireland it's 92. Bringing up the rear is Equatorial Guinea with a "gentleman's 59". Yikes.

Posted by: HTL at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (KmJDX)

226 197 Any test that does not include the age of the testee is invalid.

A little trick I'll share with you: put your name on it. That's how I get most of my points.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 02, 2017 10:21 PM (OBJWS)


And under that write,
"My Daddy is an Admiral"


Or your kids can point out you're a senator.

Posted by: John McCain - Connected Ruling Class at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (P/kVC)

227 Another fine ONT. Thanks MH.

Pro tip: if someone offers you what they intend to be words of encouragement, accept them graciously and don't be critical, even in your own mind, of how they could have been better thought-out. It's difficult to be eloquent when faced with an awkward situation (and relating to someone with a life-threatening illness is awkward). Having a grave illness is horrifying and I can't imagine the toll it takes on one's psyche; but it's not a license to be a jerk.

Posted by: Average Guy, Kondiment Klutz at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (LMcFk)

228 Other favorites:

The smell of vintage race bikes using bean oil.

The smell of tire smoke produced by a burnout.

And, of course, napalm...in the morning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (/ZEVC)

The aroma of rosin-core solder. And the sea air from a small boat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (prH+p)

229 Indoor ice-rink smell. Something about the wet rubber flooring, or something, I guess. Anyway, very distinctive aroma. Pretty evocative for those who've playing hockey all their lives.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (QDnY+)

230 I've had a really long night...man, and hate the fucking Eagles.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (lk3OE)

231 of the handle and the bottom of the magazine.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August


.......


handle?

grip?

Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (6L6kG)

232 but I don't think they have been in use for a long time"

Probably not. Flue meant weeks with a warm column (the flue), so higher costs for (iirc) pipe tobacco.

Posted by: Sarah J and John K... at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (MINbv)

233 BB, lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (PUmDY)

234 Saw The Doors in Boston Arena in 1970. I think I paid like five bucks for floor seats. Morrison was so fucked up he was incoherent. Really sucked. A year later he was dead.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (qJhUV)

235 A field of straw that is ready to bale just after full night falls and the dew starts to set.
That deep, dusty sweetness.

And cottonwoods down on the river, in full summer, in the morning.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (mkDpn)

236 What's your favorite aroma?

My own farts. Duh.

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (iMxBJ)

237 $39 Million is a steal for that island. What's the catch?

Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 09:42 PM (XoldI)

Well, the "castle" is a ruin. And maybe there is little or no fresh water.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (prH+p)

238 Easy access from Mont San Michel means easy access to it for the Muslim zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (hpHli)

239 Tea Rose perfume on a woman.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (zLDYs)

240 handle?

grip?
Posted by: original jake at August




yeah, yeah, yeah

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (0wem/)

241 Can anyone positively ID the aroma gun?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (/ZEVC)

242 Thanks, Y5. Grip and magazine. Will look into it.

For those situations involving 1911s, bottled beverages, and a lack of openers. Can't rule them out.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (QDnY+)

243 74 I really get tired of hearing that kids can't do their homework without the internet.

"If I don't have thirty identical copies of your completed homework, on my desk, by 9am tomorrow....!"
Posted by: Oregonia


Public ibraries around here have computers and free wifi. I've known people who when they lose their jobs, the first thing they do to cut expenses is to give up wifi and cable tv. Then they use the library for job searches.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

244 And under that write,
"My Daddy is an Admiral"


Or your kids can point out you're a senator.

Posted by: John McCain -


So was his granddad too, I think

Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (6L6kG)

245 My own farts. Duh.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama


The aroma of digested dog and Reggie semen.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (6FqZa)

246 Still don't get the 1911/bottle-opener thing. GOULD, when "cocked and locked", what part of the 1911 serves as the opener? Don't get it.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (QDnY+)

The cocked hammer against the grip, rearward side. Again, I don't recommend it and would never do it, but I hear from operators much more experienced than me that this can be done.

Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (f4DdT)

247 Jergens.

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (XoldI)

248 I had an immediate, visceral reaction to it, and I'm not sure why.

The only thing worse would be, "I'm wearing a pink ribbon for you!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (kuiuS)

249 Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (vUcdz)

Having been though that with Mrs H, I had the same reaction and I'd never say that to anyone, but I also know, sometimes it is very hard to know what to say in the bad times.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (gwPgz)

250 "Do they need smartphones with generous data plans for pop music, games, and pr0n? Because that's what they're being given."

Not the ones I know--their "Obamaphones" are really crappy phones that don't hold more than 10 text messages in their memory. They're basically the cheapest phones you've ever seen.

Posted by: Average Jen at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (zEe67)

251 Out, damn sock...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:28 PM (MINbv)

252 I had a great uncle who grew tobacco. I don't remember his tobacco barns. But I remember him always with a cigar in his mouth. Uncle Elmer.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM

It's been interesting to see the decline over the years in this area's tobacco growing. When I was a kid, fields were everywhere, and there was a huge buying point warehouse that covered an entire block.

Now? I can't remember the last field I saw and the warehouse is gone.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 10:28 PM (q1+kD)

253 Latakia pipe tobacco.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 02, 2017 10:28 PM (Lqy/e)

254 Oh yes, tobacco. Cigarettes (haven't smelled those in a long time), and pipe tobacco, especially aromatic of course (that stuff even smells good when burned, unlike cigs or most cigars).


Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:28 PM (QDnY+)

255 had lunch with the field deputy for my councilcrook:

she was with an LAPD guy who had been trying to help one particular vagrant.

even went so far as to find this douchebag's family back east, who were thrilled he had been located, and were ready to pay for his trip home.

assmagot said "nope... i wanna live on the streets here."


i have NO sympathy for about 99.9999% of the "homeless" scum. they want to live like that and lieberals encourage them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 10:28 PM (Xgxm5)

256 I love the smell of puppies and babies.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (Ri/rl)

Foals, calves and kittens have that same special smell. I agree theres very little better.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:29 PM (YhV5r)

257 214 Imma gonna circle back to "stay strong, because (at least) two people I respect take issue with the quote.

I had an immediate, visceral reaction to it, and I'm not sure why. But I can't recall a time through my sister's ordeal where I thought that sentiment appropriate.

My $.02
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:23 PM (vUcdz

You are dealing with a sibling who has cancer.

The author of this story gets a hug from a relative, not a sibling, who utters what she thought was kind and caring. My problem with the author is that after all these years she is still bitching about it.

I would rather have a relative give me a hug and say Stay Strong then no hug and no comment at all.

But, that's me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:29 PM (ZTRlp)

258 MH, they had no more closeups and I think the wardrobe malfunction was fixed during the last commercial break.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
--------

Thnx for the update. I feel better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:29 PM (/ZEVC)

259 Our public library put in a boatload of computers. But didn't upgrade the Internet bandwidth to accommodate the traffic.

Snail speed.

Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2017 10:29 PM (UnDQI)

260 What should she say as she hugged her? "Give up"
,maybe she'd like that better.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:30 PM (xJa6I)

261
Lilacs in bloom.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 02, 2017 10:30 PM (S/hVx)

262 "On the other hand, and to keep it real, Jessica confided that Joyce doesn't always know her (Jess's) name."

I had an elderly family member after a stroke who knew exactly who everyone was, all of their details, and their family role, e.g. -- "Daughter!" -- except for a frequent inability to retrieve the name.

It's a specialized variant of aphasia, in effect.

It can be very frustrating for the person thus afflicted.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 10:30 PM (ujwCG)

263 Favorite aromas:

BBQ
Bread baking in the oven
The forest

Posted by: Average Guy, Kondiment Klutz at August 02, 2017 10:30 PM (LMcFk)

264 Ok, this is weird but i love the smell of oilfields too. The first stable i kept my pony at wasd in an oil field. Forever after its been a good smell to me.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (YhV5r)

265 effing SMFH nearly got me in trouble on a call earlier with her vile, reprehensible humor.

you should have to have a label warning of highly amusing content when posting that stuff.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (0wem/)

266 What should she say as she hugged her? "Give up"

There are many other choices.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (kuiuS)

267
More than anything i love the smell of horse

How about the horse in the Mid-Morning Open Thread?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (IqV8l)

268 Garrett, I read something recently about Felder and I think the drummer threatening violence to the other and having to record on opposite coasts. Lol.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (PUmDY)

269 225 "The average person's IQ falls between 90 and 110."

Technically that statement is correct, because the actual number in the U.S. these days is 98, which does fall between 90 and 110.

Great Caesar's Ghost, in Israel the number is 95 and in Ireland it's 92. Bringing up the rear is Equatorial Guinea with a "gentleman's 59". Yikes.
Posted by: HTL at August 02, 2017 10:24 PM (KmJDX)



Yep. Estimated IQs by nation:

http://www.photius.com/rankings/national_iq_
scores_country_ranks.html

I denounce myself, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (SRKgf)

270 Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (YhV5r)

There is something comforting about the aroma of a barn full of horses, even if the stalls all need cleaning!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (gwPgz)

271 My high school girlfriend.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (p6lQy)

272 Got $39 million? You could be the new owners of Darby Island in the Bahamas. It comes with 554 acres, 14 beaches, an air strip, and a fairly odd backstory. Oh yeah, and a castle.
Before and during WWII, Darby Island was owned by a rumoured Nazi sympathiser and British hotelier, Sir Guy Baxter. King George of England gifted the island to Baxter upon his knighthood and it served as a lucrative plantation for him with livestock, cotton, palm oil, and more.


I'd join. Jim Jones showed what happens when a communist and a bunch of idealistic idiots try to make their own utopia. Maybe ace and a bunch of conservatives could make it work.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (/qEW2)

273 @9 -- number 9...
another great example of the lack of basics, but do admit to cheating on my own
software behalf, quite some. Things coming back to the foreground, doesn't take too long. Good point, though.

Posted by: micky at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (dF9Lb)

274 261 - Lilacs is a good one. Grew up with neighbor who had a tree-bush; it smelled like Heaven.

Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (H5knJ)

275 Vanilla.

Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (XoldI)

276 What should she say as she hugged her? "Give up"

There are many other choices.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (kuiuS)

Sure, but it's literally words of encouragement. And she's complaining about it.

It's like someone giving me a compliment and then huffing that they didn't mention my eyes?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (xJa6I)

277 Pipe tobacco never tasted as good as it smelled.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)

278 And for the record, Sheriff Joe was sacrificed on the altar of political correctness. By democrats.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:03 PM (zLDYs)

Yeah, it's totally a sham political trial. DJT should pardon him, and then make him Attorney General.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (prH+p)

279 Favorite smells:

Bacon
Coffee
Bacon
Fresh-baked bread
Bacon
The perfume a certain someone wears
Bacon

...did I mention Bacon?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (rJUlF)

280 I don't know how the guys in Steely Dan can stand each other long enough to play an entire show.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:33 PM (p6lQy)

281 Not the ones I know--their "Obamaphones" are really crappy phones that don't hold more than 10 text messages in their memory. They're basically the cheapest phones you've ever seen.
Posted by: Average Jen at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (zEe67)



So ... you get what you pay for.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (SRKgf)

282 Oooh, got another scent I like:
Sandalwood.

Lots of good memories associated with that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (xJa6I)

283 despite having below average IQ's
Fabbrini, age 31, has an IQ of about 72, which places her in the "extremely low borderline range of intelligence."

---

Naturally I thought it would be interesting to see what Oregon's black population's average IQ was because it's fun to watch the usual suspects make pretzels when you get an opportunity to point out things like this, but the data isn't easily found. I only saw that blacks, on average, are in the low to mid eighties.

BUT

That's where it got amusing. They apparently have been testing at an entire standard deviation below other populations for decades. The fun part? Go to Wikipedia and look at the "race and intelligence" page. Scroll down to "united states test scores" and read how it is presented.

"which implies that between 11 and 16 percent of the black population have an IQ above 100 (the general population median)"

They are posting horrible, embarrassing things that should have people up in arms in the halls of every school as points of pride.

10% of us are slightly above the general population median that were a part of, yo. Hooray!

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (psH+N)

284 >>Vanilla.


That's what she smelled like!

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (p6lQy)

285 Fresh baked bread
The inside of an old smokehouse
An oak barrel full of apple cider vinegar
Hay
Lilacs
and good leather

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (GJegH)

286 unlike cigs or most cigars)."

Change that to bad cigars. A good cigar doesn't have that "burnt paper" or overly sweet smell.

A faint curl of blue smoke and a glass of bourbon...

I'm sorry. Lost track there

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (MINbv)

287 66 What should she say as she hugged her? "Give up"

There are many other choices.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (kuiuS)

I was thinking more like, "Suck it up Buttercup"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (ZTRlp)

288 Yep. Estimated IQs by nation:

Mexico: 88. Ok, they're not helping.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (OBJWS)

289 Elderberries!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (e9G8E)

290 oh yeah, and many of the vagrants i see here HAVE smart phones...

hell there are encampments that have solar arrays laid out.

this is a deliberately chosen life style for many, and, if they want sympathy from me, they can look in the dictionary, right between "shit" "syphilis", for it.


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (Xgxm5)

291 Heh. You never know what might trigger a memory. I recall one time when I was probably 7 or 8 years old, I came in from an afternoon of playing with my friends. As I was passing through the kitchen, my mother bent down and gave me a hug, smiled, and said, "You smell just like little boy".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (/ZEVC)

292 *There is something comforting about the aroma of a barn full of horses, even if the stalls all need cleaning!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (gwPgz)*

Yep.

And at the risk of repeating others (cause i have not read prior comments), Range Therapy & Lawn Therapy are what keep me sane thses days.

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (SrXsf)

293 271 My high school girlfriend.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (p6lQy)

I'd like to burn my high school girlfriend at the stake. That would smell delightful.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)

294 "...was far from the last time I'd hear those two words, which never failed to drive me out of my mind. What does "stay strong" even mean? Is it showing up for treatment on time? Or is it not crying whenever a nurse jabs me with an IV? What if I'm too busy being eaten alive from the inside out to stay strong?"

It's that mentality some people have where they are LOOKING for things to be offended by.
You know what's worse than someone saying, "Stay strong"? Your friends and acquaintances staying away because they're afraid of saying the wrong thing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

295 and help Earth avoid contaminating alien worlds it's trying to explore.

So, NASA went from shilling for muzzies to working on The Prime Directive from Star Trek.

Just great.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (rZ+mb)

296 What should she say as she hugged her? "Give up"

There are many other choices.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (kuiuS)

I was thinking more like, "Suck it up Buttercup"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (ZTRlp)

LOL

Props.

I usually say 'cancer sucks', cuz it does. And add 'kick it's ass'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:36 PM (xJa6I)

297 Favorite aroma?

Summer's Eve Douche. Oh how I wish I could get Hillary to use that product. White vinegar just doesn't cut it. Maybe I can get her to use balsamic vinegar instead?

Posted by: Huma, Gopher To The Hillary! at August 02, 2017 10:36 PM (84p6I)

298 You know what's worse than someone saying, "Stay strong"? Your friends and acquaintances staying away because they're afraid of saying the wrong thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

Nerdygirl said it better than I did.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:36 PM (xJa6I)

299 Oh sh*t: 149 moi

Said green ball is 2 *feet* in diameter, not 2 inches.

And of course I also FUBAR'd the pic link:

http://tinyurl.com/ybtr6ht8

Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (vUcdz)

300 Huma's Prayer Rug

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (p6lQy)

301 291
Heh. You never know what might trigger a memory. I recall one time when I
was probably 7 or 8 years old, I came in from an afternoon of playing
with my friends. As I was passing through the kitchen, my mother bent
down and gave me a hug, smiled, and said, "You smell just like little
boy".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (/ZEVC)

something in my eye, getting dusty in here...

Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (XoldI)

302 What's your favorite aroma?

Right now it's the non-smell of the skunk that just walked past me.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (D2vc1)

303

Porn sets, I like the smell of porno studios first thing in the afternoon

Posted by: Debby in Dalas at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (6L6kG)

304 And I've posted about it before, but you can pay $10 and get better internet than most rural paying customers if you're on food stamps:

https://m.att.com/shopmobile/internet/access/index.html

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (psH+N)

305 Tampon Strings

Posted by: Prince Charles at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (p6lQy)

306 298 You know what's worse than someone saying, "Stay strong"? Your friends and acquaintances staying away because they're afraid of saying the wrong thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

Nerdygirl said it better than I did.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:36 PM (xJa6I)

Amen

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (ZTRlp)

307 Gasoline and asphalt have always been aromas I am partial to, not in large quantities but catching a scent for a second or two. Freshly cut grass as well. Freshly cut lumber too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:11 PM (0wem/)

Lumber, yes indeed. I remember going to a sawmill in Masaya, Nicaragua, and the smells of the fresh-cut tropical hardwoods were intoxicating.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (prH+p)

308 There is something comforting about the aroma of a barn full of horses, even if the stalls all need cleaning!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2017 10:32 PM (gwPgz)



Yup. Warm, alive, home.

I love vetiver. My gradfather smelled of vetiver. I have found over the years vetiver esstial oil calms nervous mares. I always wonder why. But my grandpa was a cowboy, maybe he wore it because he knew about it too.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (YhV5r)

309 High school girlfriends smelled good enough to eat. Of course.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (zLDYs)

310 265 effing SMFH nearly got me in trouble on a call earlier with her vile, reprehensible humor.

you should have to have a label warning of highly amusing content when posting that stuff.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (0wem/)

---

What did I do now?

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (s5Kql)

311 Stupid wanker of a customer, running register in garden center. He waves a can of fuel mix at me, "hey will this work in my chainsaw?"

Me: "Probably."
C: "What, don't you know?"
Me: "Did you read the owner's manual?"
C: "Uh no."
Me: "Well on the can it says it will work with chainsaws."
C: "Okay, if it don't work I'll dance on your head."
Me: *silence*
C: "What you don't like my joke?"
Me: "I took it as a threat."
C: "I was just joking."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 10:39 PM (hpHli)

312 Wow, Italy put up some big IQ scores. Good for them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:39 PM (xJa6I)

313 Tire air. I'm surprised no one has mentioned tire air.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:40 PM (psH+N)

314 Sure, but it's literally words of encouragement. And she's complaining about it.

I find it insulting. Empty words devoid of thought.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:40 PM (kuiuS)

315 It's that mentality some people have where they are LOOKING for things to be offended by.
You know what's worse than someone saying, "Stay strong"? Your friends and acquaintances staying away because they're afraid of saying the wrong thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

======

Agreed. My standard response is "let me know what I can do for you". A few times I could help, one time quite a bit.

Posted by: GOULD at August 02, 2017 10:40 PM (f4DdT)

316 My favorite smells are the aroma of coffee grounds when you first open a sealed package, baby powder, and pink bubblegum.
Also, horses. Cows and pigs stink, but I like the smell of horses.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

317 Heh. You never know what might trigger a memory. I recall one time when I
was probably 7 or 8 years old, I came in from an afternoon of playing
with my friends. As I was passing through the kitchen, my mother bent
down and gave me a hug, smiled, and said, "You smell just like little
boy".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (/ZEVC)

something in my eye, getting dusty in here...
Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (XoldI)

You're a terrible, hilarious person, whoever you are, sock

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (xJa6I)

318 cedar

fresh cut

Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (6L6kG)

319 Watched the "Ornithopter" scene from "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow." Probably the most fun film I've ever seen.

Why this movie didn't make a billion dollars or so, I cannot imagine.

Why idiotic garbage like "Avatar" made more than two billion dollars...I can imagine only too well.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (MZcWR)

320 No one else puts out spew alerts.

Why should I?

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (s5Kql)

321 A favorite smell is the fresh air when I leave work after being around green card armpits all day.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (/JyEh)

322 Horses smell like piss and shit.

What's wrong with you people.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (p6lQy)

323 You know what's worse than someone saying, "Stay strong"? "

Because that's what the various groups of self appointed experts have told everyone to say. It gets old fast.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (MINbv)

324 You know what's worse than someone saying, "Stay strong"? Your friends and acquaintances staying away because they're afraid of saying the wrong thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

This.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (Ri/rl)

325 The Paolo, he always has to be one step ahead.

Posted by: Paolo at August 02, 2017 10:42 PM (6FqZa)

326 Howdy all.

Asking prayers for a friend of mine, if you can spare.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:42 PM (smD62)

327 I love the scent of really good cocaine.

I could sniff it all night.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 10:42 PM (GiRFl)

328 249 Hrothgar

Agreed.

Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:43 PM (vUcdz)

329 And add 'kick its ass'.

That works.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 10:43 PM (kuiuS)

330 As anyone who clicks on my Compliance Pics knows, I stay on top of the boobs trends.

You're welcome

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 10:43 PM (3i2nH)

331 cedar

fresh cut
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (6L6kG)

Oooh, good one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:43 PM (xJa6I)

332 What did I do now?
Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 10:38 PM (s5Kql)
---
don't worry: it was probably in a dream he was having...


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 10:43 PM (Xgxm5)

333 322 Horses smell like piss and shit.

What's wrong with you people.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (p6lQy)

Garrett wet dog?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (ZTRlp)

334 Howdy all.

Asking prayers for a friend of mine, if you can spare.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:42 PM

Prayers up, Tickled Pink.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (q1+kD)

335 >>>What's your favorite aroma?

No comments from Dick Morris? It's like I don't know you people any more.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (/qEW2)

336 In no particular order since they are all wonderful:
bacon frying (maple cured preferred)
bread warm from the oven slathered in soft butter
camp fires
black powder smoke on a cool morning
those first few 22lr in a clean, oiled rifle
Hoppe's 9 (original) but the new isn't bad
roasting beef or chicken on a frosty day
old, well used books with good paper

Damn! This is fun.

Posted by: JTB at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (V+03K)

337 Horses smell like piss and shit"

Well, that's about 90 percent of what horses are made of...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (MINbv)

338 Feet.

Posted by: Quentin T at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (XoldI)

339 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (PXj2C)

340 When I was a kid my dad would come home after a big fire and sit on the the front steps and have a smoke to decompress before he jumped in the shower.
Wood smoke, sweat, and cigarettes. I remember thinking, "That's what real men smell like."
My brother caught a big fire last week and came down to pick up some of his mail at my place before he hit the shower. I said to him. "You smell like dad." He said "Yeah, only thing missing is the cigarettes."

Posted by: tu3031 at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (qJhUV)

341
@311

I was shopping for an external hard drive and found one I thought might be what I wanted, but it didn't say "USB". So I found the guy in charge of the department and asked him. "Does this work with USB?"

He said "Yes"
I said, "it doesn't say USB"
He pointed to the large USB logo on the back of the box.

"OH, thanks. I'll take it. Can I pay for it up front?"

I think the friendly wave he gave me was meant to be an affirmation. At least, I think it was friendly. Well, it wasn't exactly obscene.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (m9X4Y)

342 What did I do now?
Posted by: SMFH at August




Scrolling through the hq earlier while on a call earlier.

scrolled by "she didn't like being the spit." No one has ever moved so fast to hit the mute button while choking on a mouthful of coffee.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (0wem/)

343 Blood and burnt Vaseline!

Posted by: O.J. Simpson at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (e9G8E)

344 And add Woodrow Wilson 'the idealist!!' to that list.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


If you consider eugenics idealism, yeah he was an idealist who didn't want "the wrong" people to reproduce. He and Margaret Sanger.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

345 I dunno. Stay strong wouldnt bother me, but as a person With serious chronic illness the worst thing i hear is "You cant do that, " or " maybe this is the best you can expect."


Grrrr. I fucking hate that. Oh and "at least you're alive."



Fuck that motherfuckers. Im gonna be alive and HAPPY. BECAUSE ITS BETTER. Constant pain will make you grumpy. Anyone wanna start a pool on when next baby horse will appear? I dont think tonight, but im going back to sleeping lightly with her. Im thinking maybe this week, though.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (YhV5r)

346 Garrett, I wish Ray and Dave would get over it. That is some real hate between those two. Not brothers, but allegedly Sam and Dave really hated each other.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (PUmDY)

347 I love the smell of my dog. Not because it's a great smell, but because he's my dog.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (xJa6I)

348 >>CLEAN SHEETS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e07qBeiutc

Posted by: THE DESCENDENTS at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (p6lQy)

349 Gave a little love to ya Ace.

I do not comment all that much, but I read the blog and the comments a ton. I appreciate what you do.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (a7FXx)

350
As I was passing through the kitchen, my mother bent down and gave me a hug, smiled, and said, "You smell just like little boy".

Some memories never fade.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (IqV8l)

351 I think a chemical weapon - phosgene? - has a tell-tale aroma like "freshly mown grass". So, I like the grass thing, not so much the gas thing. Have gone to a xeriscape, so no more mown-grass smells for me.

Still don't get the 1911/bottle-opener thing. GOULD, when "cocked and locked", what part of the 1911 serves as the opener? Don't get it.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 10:22 PM (QDnY+)

I have gotten a whiff or two of phosgene, from getting chlorinated solvents too hot, and there is no "smell of new-mown grass". It's just a nasty burning sensation. Which is a good thing, I guess, in that one instinctively recoils from the source.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (prH+p)

352 @280 -- garrett

That '(band)' did/do some real nice stuff. I think them eclectic and more studio than live, so, I think they tended toward, smaller venues. That's how the arena groups, reaped. They brung it live, wish I'd been somewhere to see someone
do the drum pardon off of Steve Gadd on Aja, if not Steve, himself.

I have always loved their music and actually purchased many of the vinyls.

Posted by: micky at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (dF9Lb)

353 Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892824653223387137

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892824750468325377

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892824854268981249

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892824961395679236

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892825069520605191

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (3i2nH)

354 257 MisHum

Point taken.

I went back and re-read it a couple of time now, and I do see where she comes off bitchy (for which I'll giver her a certain amount of slack, given the circumstances).

Her cousin was reaching out to her as best she could, no need to cop an attitude.

Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (vUcdz)

355 I would rather have a relative give me a hug and say Stay Strong then no hug and no comment at all.

But, that's me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 10:29 PM (ZTRlp)


Again, facing mortality (your own or a loved one's) is a universal experience, yet it's always a difficult situation. Sometimes coming up with something, anything, to say is a struggle in itself. Be thankful they made the effort. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Posted by: Average Guy, Kondiment Klutz at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (LMcFk)

356 F@ck it.

Read

Type

Delete

Well, except that yes, TP, prayers for your friend.

And all in The Horde struggling with life issues.

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (SrXsf)

357 More Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892825164467064832

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892825252803301377

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892825352401281024

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/892825458798145540

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 10:47 PM (3i2nH)

358 scrolled by "she didn't like being the spit." No one has ever moved so fast to hit the mute button while choking on a mouthful of coffee.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (0wem/)

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Oh. Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 10:47 PM (s5Kql)

359 Rivvid!!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at August 02, 2017 10:47 PM (PXj2C)

360 People always make fun of cats ("they're not clean, they're covered in cat spit"). But they're the only animal whose smell I've never found objectionable. I don't like dog, I don't like unwashed human.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2017 10:47 PM (/qEW2)

361 My wife keeps giving me these great almond cookies. You can just barely smell it, though. Same with the coffee now that I think about it.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (psH+N)

362 I notice that both of the 'cognitively impaired' parents have a high school diploma.

Now, today a HS diploma obviously does not indicate much in terms of intelligence nor mastery of knowledge. But it DOES indicate a degree of persistence and emotional stability that the average drop-out of any IQ doesn't have.
And when you consider that the simplest academic tasks would be quite hard for these dummies, getting that diploma shows they can handle frustration. IMO.

I agree with MH that, if their names were Jamal and Shaniqua, no one would have taken the kids away ---not even if it were just Shaniqua, a HS drop-out with a string of live-in boyfriends.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (0jtPF)

363
Puppy breath.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (S/hVx)

364 As anyone who clicks on my Compliance Pics knows, I stay on top of the boobs trends.

You're welcome
Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 10:43 PM (3i2nH)

You do yeoman's work.

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (SrXsf)

365 That's where it got amusing. They apparently have been testing at an entire standard deviation below other populations for decades. The fun part? Go to Wikipedia and look at the "race and intelligence" page. Scroll down to "united states test scores" and read how it is presented.

"which implies that between 11 and 16 percent of the black population have an IQ above 100 (the general population median)"

They are posting horrible, embarrassing things that should have people up in arms in the halls of every school as points of pride.

10% of us are slightly above the general population median that were a part of, yo. Hooray!
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (psH+N)


Strictly speaking, it's 16% of that population that has an IQ of average or better - not above.

The good news: the SJWs themselves lack enough intelligence to interpret the statistics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (SRKgf)

366 339 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 02, 2017 10:44 PM (PXj2C)

They are with me, the Paolo.

Posted by: Paolo at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (0mRoj)

367 Her cousin was reaching out to her as best she could, no need to cop an attitude.
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (vUcdz)

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Especially since bitching about it years later.

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (s5Kql)

368 Thanks for the ONT.

Strange night tonight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 10:49 PM (0mskG)

369 >>I do not comment all that much, but I read the blog and the comments a ton. I appreciate what you do.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (a7FXx)


Pull up a keyboard and get silly.

We can always use more posts form a 'Florida Man'. y'all get up to some crazy shit!

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:49 PM (p6lQy)

370 "Mum-of-one Kirsty Weston, 29, wanted to get in on the unicorn hair trend."

From the photo of Miss Weston, maybe the reporter misunderstood and she was actually trying to get in on the new "one-eyed ogre look", not unicorn hair.

Posted by: Jeff Powell at August 02, 2017 10:49 PM (y5/+7)

371 I am beginning to get the lhop hatred from garrett.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:49 PM (PUmDY)

372 whatever the cocoa butter or coconut oil smell is in tanning lotions. Smells of bikinis.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:50 PM (0wem/)

373 359 Rivvid!!
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at August 02, 2017 10:47 PM (PXj2C)

Authentic frontier gibberish. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:50 PM (0mRoj)

374 Years ago we used to have a female Himalayan cat whose top of her head always had a fresh smell. We've had lots of other cats over the years including another Himalayan and they never had that. We have a couple of Cornish Rexes that smell like cheese.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 10:50 PM (/JyEh)

375 244 And under that write,
"My Daddy is an Admiral"

Or your kids can point out you're a senator.

Posted by: John McCain -

So was his granddad too, I think
Posted by: original jake


I suspect he left the navy because he knew he would never get the promotions his father and grandfather did.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

376 upon reflection, i believe the ejection port of a 1911 slide could very well w*rk as a bottle opener.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 10:50 PM (Xgxm5)

377 Ok, this is weird but i love the smell of oilfields too. The first stable i kept my pony at wasd in an oil field. Forever after its been a good smell to me.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:31 PM (YhV5r)

Obligatory: "Smells like money!"

Sour crude (with high sulfur content) is kind of nasty, but sweet crude smells wonderful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (prH+p)

378 And all in The Horde struggling with life issues.
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (SrXsf)

Seem to be an awful lot of us.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)

379 Horses smell like piss and shit. 

What's wrong with you people.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (p6lQy)

Not the ones i care for. Perhaps the ones you knew were poorly cared for.

Grey horses have a sligbtly different smell. Has anyone else noticed? Its weird almost chemical.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (YhV5r)

380 And, MisHum: Once again, great work.

Thanks!

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (SrXsf)

381 Nothing like the smell of a new baseball.

You can always tell a ballplayer, because the first thing he'll do with a pearl is sniff it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (SRKgf)

382 >>Strictly speaking, it's 16% of that population that has an IQ of average or better


And you are telling us 100 is avg?

No wonder 95% of my jokes sail clear over the target.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (p6lQy)

383 A chicken coop.

Posted by: that guy at August 02, 2017 10:52 PM (XoldI)

384 i believe the ejection port of a 1911 slide could very well w*rk as a bottle opener"

Huh. Seems to me there's an easier way to open pretty much any small container with a 1911...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:52 PM (MINbv)

385 My grandparents' house always smelled of garlic, cabbage, furniture wax, lysol, and bug spray. There were occasional slivo & bourbon notes, and every once in a while the scent of an Old Gold or a pipe of Prince Albert.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (fA1SL)

386 >>>My wife keeps giving me these great almond cookies.
You can just barely smell it, though. Same with the coffee now that I
think about it.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM (psH+N)<<<

The Paolo will be taking the good care of her when you are gone.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (rwqWc)

387 My prayers, and maybe some advice from the horde.

I have a friend on anti-depressants, and they have decided they don't like being on meds anymore, so they are doing a controlled weaning off of the medications. It is going to be weeks before they are "normal." And...it's going to be rough in the meantime.

I want friend to be happy and healthy, so I am going to be as supportive as I can, but I can't help but feel a little like a Mother Hen and worry about it.

Anyone ever go through this before, either yourself or a loved one?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (smD62)

388 Sour crude (with high sulfur content) is kind of nasty, but sweet crude smells wonderful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (prH+p)

Then you get it. Cowboy grandpa was an oil man, so i get it too. Just sitting here remembering i can almost smell it.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (YhV5r)

389 If you consider eugenics idealism, yeah he was an idealist who didn't want "the wrong" people to reproduce. He and Margaret Sanger.
Posted by: nerdygirl


And Oliver Wendell Holmes, the "great" jurist.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (S6Pax)

390 Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)

Just so you know, the prayer list does include you.

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (SrXsf)

391 It's not really a pretty smell, but I have always enjoyed the scent of a newly opened canister of tennis balls.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (GiRFl)

392 Used to love seeing and smelling the dark fired tobacco barns when I lived in Middle Tennessee. Every year at curing time there's a rash of 911 calls from Yankees and Californians that have moved into the area reporting barns on fire.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (yzxic)

393

The smell of babies roasting over dried hyena dung... heavenly. Of course, that was another time, an age ago; practically another world. Long gone, never to return... unless the economy collapses after the Norks nuke the shit out of you racist sexist workist economist bastards... then perhaps, perhaps.

I have found a remarkable close substitute however, one you call 'Vienna Sausages.' Delicious, redolent of smoke, butter and foreskin. Mostly foreskin.

My tertiary neurosyphilis itches badly today, please excuse me while I apply my medicine...

Posted by: Idi's Other Brother at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (qul7b)

394 Ihop hatred?

Maybe you mean IROC?

I hate camaros.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (MnrN6)

395 Measuring intelligence by a written test is an artifact of Western Civilization. I am not surprised that peoples that don't read do poorly on the test.

I took an IQ test once in high school, and was completely baffled by it, so I am merely average. Apparently everyone else who took the test was as mystified as I was.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (m9X4Y)

396 I was a public defender in FL for a while. I am very familiar with the craziness that "Florida Man" gets in to.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (a7FXx)

397 161 Fresh cut hay and ozone from a thunderstorm,

You cut hay with thunderstorms?

Zeus is a Moron! Cool!

Posted by: mikeski at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (PGNhu)

398 I do not comment all that much, but I read the blog and the comments a ton. I appreciate what you do.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (a7FXx)

--------

It's not a game for amateurs.

*lights cheroot*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (PXj2C)

399 Puppy breath.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 02, 2017 10:48 PM

Heh, I have to admit that I thought this as well.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (q1+kD)

400 *No wonder 95% of my jokes sail clear over the target.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (p6lQy)*

What are you talking about!?

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (SrXsf)

401 Good news, everyone! [/Professor Farnsworth]

My mom's cat scan came back with no problems. She's been cleared to have the stent she needs put in next week.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (rJUlF)

402 392. Yep. Kentucky tobacco, ftw.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (fA1SL)

403 There's nothing like the smell of homemade pizza wafting through the house. Because you know fresh, hot pie is only moments away.

I also love the smell from making homemade beef stock (from bones). Better than potpourri.

Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (84p6I)

404 Anyone ever go through this before, either yourself or a loved one?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (smD62)

Can't say that I have.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (D2vc1)

405 >>Perhaps the ones you knew were poorly cared for.



I live in Montana!

You can't throw a rock without it bouncing off two trout and hitting one of those retarded things around here.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 10:56 PM (MnrN6)

406 @ 384

Partially eject the mag--3/4 to 1"and pry the bottle cap between the mag and the mag well.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 02, 2017 10:56 PM (S/hVx)

407 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

Posted by: Mel Torme at August 02, 2017 10:56 PM (IqV8l)

408 Right now it's the non-smell of the skunk that just walked past me.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (D2vc1)

In small doses, essence du skunk is kind of invigorating. Driving home, late at night, getting a little noddy, then a whiff of skunk from an old road kill, and Boom! wide awake again. Somebody should market it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:56 PM (prH+p)

409 Glue.

Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at August 02, 2017 10:56 PM (/qEW2)

410 Anyone ever go through this before, either yourself or a loved one?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (smD62)

Is this friend doing this in consultation with and under the supervision of his or her physician?

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (0mRoj)

411 Nothing like the smell of a new baseball."

Or well cared for old glove. One of the older mouse kids was (still is) a pretty good ballplayer (div 1 college) so we sprung for a custom made Rawlings... it's still wonderful.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (MINbv)

412 Gallagher brothers are having a really great public feud. They seem to really despise each other.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (PUmDY)

413
Now, today a HS diploma obviously does not indicate much in terms of intelligence nor mastery of knowledge. But it DOES indicate a degree of persistence and emotional stability that the average drop-out of any IQ doesn't have.

---

I saw a signature on another site of an Obama quote where he was speechifying about the awesome increase in the high school graduation rate thanks to his administration, and it was directly above a quote from the dot gov educational assessment that same year. It said, roughly, that high school kids have been constantly doing worse and worse academically since the 90s.

Pretty amusing to have them juxtaposed like that.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (psH+N)

414 Sharpie markers

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (0wem/)

415 401 Cap'n

WooHoo!

Glad to hear that.

Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (vUcdz)

416 handle?



grip?
Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 10:25 PM (6L6kG)


This made me think of the FAL. The British plastic has a new-car smell

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (mkDpn)

417 It's not a game for amateurs.

*lights cheroot*
Posted by: Cicero

The smell of a cheap cheroot?

Ptui!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (S6Pax)

418 Puppy paws when they smell sort of like popcorn.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (psH+N)

419 Tire air. I'm surprised no one has mentioned tire air.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:40 PM (psH+N)

It has to be original South Bend air, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (prH+p)

420 A new LP after you cracked open the shrink-wrap, especially if it was a gatefold with a booklet inside..

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (/JyEh)

421 Paste. Since I was a child, I love the smell of paste.

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (XoldI)

422 412 Gallagher brothers are having a really great public feud. They seem to really despise each other.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM (PUmDY)

-------

Call me when the watermelon smashing starts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (PXj2C)

423 Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (SrXsf)

Thanks. There are just so many Morons going through bad times right now. It's disheartening for sure.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (0mRoj)

424 Favorite aaroma:

A well stored cigar.

Posted by: B.J. Clinton at August 02, 2017 10:59 PM (rwqWc)

425 I think the smell of cooking bacon would wake me out of a coma.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 02, 2017 10:59 PM (qJhUV)

426 397 161 Fresh cut hay and ozone from a thunderstorm,

You cut hay with thunderstorms?

Zeus is a Moron! Cool!
Posted by: mikeski at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (PGNhu)

...

Even better..

HE CUTS OZONE

Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2017 10:59 PM (yL25O)

427 @401

Great news! God Bless!

@404

Yeah, the only comparable experience I have is another friend of mine who is an absolute nightmare when she is off her meds. She has tried going off them a number of times, and like I said, it's really really rough. And when she gets back on them, it's SO much better.

I am under the understanding it will get worse before it will get better, and first friend will be monitored for safety reasons. I am just terrified of self-harm or overdosing or something else that could turn out awful.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:59 PM (smD62)

428 And Lin-duh, so sorry about your husband's news.

NOT what y'all need right now.

Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (vUcdz)

429 Well used and cared for baseball mitt.

Posted by: Mike in Jersey at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (WXqyC)

430 Trebuchet or catapult fired watermelons?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (hpHli)

431 411. As a very minor side-gig, I make bespoke whips and riding crops. The smell of neatsfoot oil, tallow, and saddle soap - used to soften the rawhide for braiding - is wonderful. I've actually had more than one lady ask me 'what's that cologne you're wearing?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (fA1SL)

432 Sea smell. Not harbor smell, but the smell ocean side.

The smell just before it starts raining. Petrichor, I believe it's called.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (0mskG)

433
Gallagher brothers are having a really great public feud. They seem to really despise each other.

Hitting each other with giant plastic sledge hammers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (IqV8l)

434 This made me think of the FAL. The British plastic has a new-car smell
Posted by: Kindltot


Di-octyl Phthalate.

The plasticizer that gives cars that "new car" smell.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (S6Pax)

435 424 Favorite aaroma:

A well stored cigar.
Posted by: B.J. Clinton at August 02, 2017 10:59 PM (rwqWc)

-------

A proper humandor makes all the difference.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (PXj2C)

436 garrett is on fire tonight.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (PUmDY)

437 Paste. Since I was a child, I love the smell of paste.
Posted by: Joey Biden at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM

My niece, when she was very young, and her first experience with paste, was attracted to it, apparently by odor, and stuck a finger in it, to taste it. She seemed to be trying to reconcile the taste with the aroma.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:01 PM (m9X4Y)

438 Somebody should market it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 10:56 PM (prH+p)

...

I wonder that no one has created a defensive spray with skunk odor.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2017 11:01 PM (yL25O)

439 436 garrett is on fire tonight.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (PUmDY)

Then for Chrissakes somebody put him out!

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:01 PM (0mRoj)

440 The biggest untold story by the MFM is the establishment GOP's deliberate sabotaging of Trump.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (C06tc)

441 I can piss on him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (PXj2C)

442 garrett is on fire tonight.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (PUmDY)

Then for Chrissakes somebody put him out!
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August




meh, smells good

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (0wem/)

443 garrett is on fire tonight.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Should we let him burn or put it out?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (S6Pax)

444 The smell of a pack of cigarettes when you first open it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (0mskG)

445 garrett is on fire tonight.

Well he should roll to smother flames. Or failing that, CO2. Just no Halon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (hpHli)

446 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Posted by: Chemical Ali at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (/qEW2)

447 Garrett, I wish Ray and Dave would get over it. That is some real hate between those two. Not brothers, but allegedly Sam and Dave really hated each other.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (PUmDY)

I remember reading that Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee got on each others' nerves so bad, they would stay in separate hotels when touring.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (prH+p)

448 188 What's your favorite aroma?

--sweat from a fit, sexy woman
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:19 PM (xJa6I)

Mmmmm. Dick cheese.

Posted by: Sheppy Smith at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (Ty46q)

449 I have always enjoyed the smell of campfires.

I worked at a summer camp in Michigan for a while, and have some very, very good memories around the campfire/bonfire.

Of course, it smells terrible on your skin and clothes later. Worth it.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (a7FXx)

450 Skunk oil is a base for many high end perfumes.

Posted by: davidt at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (XoldI)

451 I have a friend on anti-depressants, and they have decided they don't like being on meds anymore, so they are doing a controlled weaning off of the medications. It is going to be weeks before they are "normal." And...it's going to be rough in the meantime.

I want friend to be happy and healthy, so I am going to be as supportive as I can, but I can't help but feel a little like a Mother Hen and worry about it.

Anyone ever go through this before, either yourself or a loved one?

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM

Is this friend doing this in consultation with and under the supervision of his or her physician?

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:57 PM

I'm with Insomniac on this, I think. If this isn't under the supervision of a good doctor, this seems like a very bad idea.

But in fairness, I have no expertise in this area...

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (q1+kD)

452 Hiking through a forest of cedars is a nice smell

and the smell after setting off a bunch of fireworks (or shooting guns)

fresh-baked cinnamon muffins is good

and coffee, of course

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (oAY8z)

453 Oh shit. I Schumered @25.

Posted by: Chemical Ali at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (/qEW2)

454 garrett is on fire tonight.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (PUmDY)

Then for Chrissakes somebody put him out!
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August




Someone tell him to shut up and hold still, I am trying to make smores.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (0wem/)

455 I've actually had more than one lady ask me 'what's that cologne you're wearing?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:00 PM (fA1SL)

You told them it was "Eau de Dungeon Master", right?

Posted by: Country Singer at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (yzxic)

456 You know what's worse than someone saying, "Stay strong"? "

Because that's what the various groups of self appointed experts have told everyone to say. It gets old fast.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 10:41 PM (MINbv)


I never knew "Stay strong" was a marketed phrase. I think people hear it, perhaps without even thinking about it, and it sounds like something encouraging to say, without knowing how it entered or propagated through the lexicon.

Someone dealing with illness may hear it a lot, but the person saying it may not know that.

Someone looking to be offended can find offense in anything anyone says. Someone else mentioned it upthread; it's just more SJWism.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (LMcFk)

457 431,
Now that's amazing!

Enough talk. I'm headed out back with a short glass of Woodford Reserve double oaked. Y'all are welcome to join me...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (MINbv)

458 418 Puppy paws when they smell sort of like popcorn.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 10:58 PM (psH+N)



Never mind puppy toes ... how about puppy smell in general?

Nothing sweeter ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (SRKgf)

459 I know I'm alone in this, but I'm just not all that psyched up about the upcoming eclipse.

I see news stories flooding my FB feed, schools closing and all sorts of excitement surrounding it, but I just don't really give a sh*t.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (GiRFl)

460 +1 for Tennis Balls, Baseball Glove, Puppy Breath and Cedar.

A Vintage Fender Guitar. That smell when you crack a Tweed Case.

Also, the smell of a warm Fender Amp.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (1opnw)

461 Garret?

Pfft.

Posted by: A Flaming Buddhist Monk at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (PXj2C)

462 I'm with Insomniac on this, I think. If this isn't under the supervision of a good doctor, this seems like a very bad idea.

But in fairness, I have no expertise in this area...

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August




you don't need to have a degree in the subject to know that is stupid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (0wem/)

463 455. Heh.....my angel loves the smell, amd the way it keeps my hands soft.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (fA1SL)

464 449 I have always enjoyed the smell of campfires.

I worked at a summer camp in Michigan for a while, and have some very, very good memories around the campfire/bonfire.

Of course, it smells terrible on your skin and clothes later. Worth it.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (a7FXx)

Oh yeah, campfires smell amazing. And they're positively hypnotic once the blaze does down and you have low flames dancing over the embers.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (0mRoj)

465 My mom's cat scan came back with no problems. She's been cleared to have the stent she needs put in next week.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM

Great news! Prayers up for a nice, boring, uncomplicated surgery!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (q1+kD)

466 Garrett roasting on an ONT fire...

Posted by: zombie Nat King Cole at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (rwqWc)

467 Mmmmm. Dick cheese.
Posted by: Sheppy Smith at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (Ty46q)

Then people wonder why there are bannings.







Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (ZTRlp)

468 like camping hate the smell of campfires.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (0wem/)

469 Now for serious amusement, what if there is a massive CME during the eclipse?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (hpHli)

470
I know I'm alone in this, but I'm just not all that psyched up about the upcoming eclipse.

Gets dark every night here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (IqV8l)

471 Quentin Tarantino nibbling at your toes...

Posted by: zombie Nat King Cole at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (rwqWc)

472 430 Trebuchet or catapult fired watermelons?

---

My son and I built a great little model kit of a wooden catapult last week, and then, after we played with it for two days, I made him measure all the parts. We went and bought wood and scaled it up 5x, and I'm hoping we can do it one more time before summer ends.

Superballs to tennis balls to watermelons, hopefully. I'll admit that he's probably not going to be allowed near the big one except to help build.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (psH+N)

473 Should have added the aroma of coffee perking on the stove top. Drip coffee makers don't cut it.

Also any food sweetened with good molasses: old style baked beans, brown bread, cookies, etc. Different, more earthy, than maple syrup but just as appealing.

Posted by: JTB at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (V+03K)

474 Never mind puppy toes ... how about puppy smell in general?



Nothing sweeter ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (SRKgf)

Mmmmm, puppies, campfires...

Posted by: Barack at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (XoldI)

475 Yep. Estimated IQs by nation:

http://www.photius.com/rankings/national_iq_scores
_country_ranks.html

I denounce myself, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Let's not tell the Canadian morons that Canada is 1 IQ point smarter than the US. Mkay?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

476 I remember reading that Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee got on each others' nerves so bad, they would stay in separate hotels when touring.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:02 PM (prH+p)


The Ramones went on long road tours in a van (not a big, plush RV) and wouldn't speak to each other for loooong stretches

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (oAY8z)

477 Someone tell him to shut up and hold still, I am trying to make smores.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (0wem/)

That's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (0mRoj)

478 Not smashing watermelons, but stalker potato is funny stuff... google liam Gallagher stalker potato Bono

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (PUmDY)

479 well, maybe Garrett likes being the spit, as SMFH would say.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (0wem/)

480 Measuring intelligence by a written test is an artifact of Western Civilization. I am not surprised that peoples that don't read do poorly on the test.

Let's face it, that in itself is a measure of intelligence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (SRKgf)

481 @410

That was my immediate first question as well actually. I don't actually know much, other than a physician has prescribed lower and lower doses until they're done, and will be monitoring friend periodically for reasons of health/safety.

Now, I don't believe a psychological evaluation has been done, nor do I think they've been cleared by a behavioral specialist or anything. I think a doctor is assisting with my friend going off their meds, but I don't know that said doctor is actually recommending or suggesting that happen either.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (smD62)

482 Uncle Palp you ever use Fiebings saddle soap? I like that for rawhide. Never had Grim say he liked the smell tho. Maybe its different on a girl

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 11:07 PM (YhV5r)

483 I know I'm alone in this, but I'm just not all that psyched up about the upcoming eclipse.

I don't really get it. Here where I live, the Earth eclipses the Sun every single night.

If it's out there, I'll watch it. But I wouldn't drive more than two miles to see one.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 11:07 PM (zEjuG)

484 Someone tell him to shut up and hold still, I am trying to make smores.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (0wem/)

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Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:07 PM (s5Kql)

485 469 Now for serious amusement, what if there is a massive CME during the eclipse?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (hpHli)

Continuing Medical Education? I imagine some of the docs will step out of their five star hotel and watch it. The rest will be at the bar.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:07 PM (0mRoj)

486 Do you say, "Damn streaming music"? Or do you play the world's smallest violin?

Considering that 99% of musicians give the rest a bad name, I laugh at their plight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2017 11:07 PM (pfTx2)

487 Let's not tell the Canadian morons that Canada is 1 IQ point smarter than the US. Mkay?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (+lVUW)



We could export some of our ... uh ... Third World imports there, and pretty soon we'd be in a dead heat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:07 PM (SRKgf)

488

I like to drink Hydrogen Peroxide and fart ozone, to clean out the pipes ya know.

Posted by: Japanese TurdBot at August 02, 2017 11:08 PM (qul7b)

489 "I have a friend on anti-depressants, and they have decided they don't
like being on meds anymore, so they are doing a controlled weaning off
of the medications."

Any idea what they had been prescribed? Because some of that stuff is a cast iron bitch to quit. Some is fairly easygoing.

I myself took antidepressants for a short while, until they started refusing the duty. They said I was such a buzzkill they couldn't even.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:08 PM (ujwCG)

490 It's funny how many bands are loaded with bad relationships.

I think it's because most musicians are as sensitive as 12 year old girls and they spend ridiculous ammounts of time together.

When I saw WEEN a few weeks ago, you could tell that Gener and Deaner don't get along well at all.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:08 PM (1opnw)

491 482. That's the only brand. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:08 PM (fA1SL)

492 You told them it was "Eau de Dungeon Master", right?
Posted by: Country Singer at August 02, 2017 11:03 PM (yzxic)


The ladies don't stand a 3 or higher.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 02, 2017 11:08 PM (rnAwa)

493 472 430 Trebuchet or catapult fired watermelons?

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My son and I built a great little model kit of a wooden catapult last week, and then, after we played with it for two days, I made him measure all the parts.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:05 PM (psH+N)


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Hate Has No Homo;has son, carpentry skills.

Entered

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at August 02, 2017 11:09 PM (PXj2C)

494 New wife smell.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (/JyEh)

495 I know I'm alone in this, but I'm just not all that psyched up about the upcoming eclipse.

I see news stories flooding my FB feed, schools closing and all sorts of excitement surrounding it, but I just don't really give a sh*t.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (GiRFl)


Back in '70 or '71, there was a solar eclipse visible in Norfolk. I remember the hysterical stories with headlines like "You'll go blind of you directly look at it. Here's how to 'watch' the event safely." Then they explain how to make a shadow box for viewing.

I will say, one of the neatest things about that eclipse was, as the sun peeked back out from behind the moon, seeing the shadows of the mountains on the moon scroll across the ground, until it became too bright to see them.

Posted by: RickZ at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (84p6I)

496 494 New wife smell.
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (/JyEh)


With or without broom?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (ZTRlp)

497 Measuring intelligence by a written test is an artifact of Western Civilization. I am not surprised that peoples that don't read do poorly on the test.

I took an IQ test once in high school, and was completely baffled by it, so I am merely average. Apparently everyone else who took the test was as mystified as I was.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (m9X4Y)

I believe there have been numerous efforts to make IQ tests that don't require literacy. And, guess what? The usual suspects wind up on the wrong side of the bell curve.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (prH+p)

498 . That's the only brand. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:08 PM (fA1SL)


I could tell you were a man of taste and sophistication.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (YhV5r)

499 I can't begin to imagine how many grocery-bagging, electrician helper musicians would love to be able to feed themselves and buy nice stuff from "having" to tour for their living.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (psH+N)

500 494 New wife smell.
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (/JyEh)

Brimstone?

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)

501 I like the smell of a freshly opened bag of sugar, too.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (1opnw)

502

There is nothing like the smell of an unwashed 12" pianist.

Posted by: Barky at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (qul7b)

503 My mom's cat scan came back with no problems. She's been cleared to have the stent she needs put in next week.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (rJUlF)

Good news!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (prH+p)

504 345 Anyone wanna start a pool on when next baby horse will appear? I dont think tonight, but im going back to sleeping lightly with her. Im thinking maybe this week, though.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (YhV5r)

Yay, baby horse 2. Baby horse 1 is soooooo cute. He favors his daddy, who is a handsome devil. Can't wait to see what this one looks like.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2017 11:12 PM (Jzaak)

505 503 My mom's cat scan came back with no problems. She's been cleared to have the stent she needs put in next week.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (rJUlF)

Good news!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (prH+p)

Seconded!

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:12 PM (0mRoj)

506 500 494 New wife smell.
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (/JyEh)

Brimstone?
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)

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I LOL'd

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:12 PM (s5Kql)

507 500 494 New wife smell.
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (/JyEh)

Brimstone?

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Pillar of Salt-y?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:12 PM (PXj2C)

508 Let's not tell the Canadian morons that Canada is 1 IQ point smarter than the US. Mkay?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (+lVUW)


THose are Canadian IQ points ... so you're really like 12 less in American IQ points.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:12 PM (rZ+mb)

509 Barky at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM , damn autocorrect.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:12 PM (/JyEh)

510 I'm afraid one of us has a severe misunderstanding regarding what carpentry skills apparently are.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:13 PM (psH+N)

511 I know I'm alone in this, but I'm just not all that psyched up about the upcoming eclipse.

I see news stories flooding my FB feed, schools closing and all sorts of excitement surrounding it, but I just don't really give a sh*t.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (GiRFl)


You're not alone. I could not care less about the eclipse.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:13 PM (rZ+mb)

512 498. Why, thank you. Yep, equal parts Fiebings saddlesoap and neatsfoot oil, heat until the soap dissolves. Add a glug of fish oil, a splash of glycerine, and a soupcon of castor oil, then add to hot water to make a thick emulsion. Softens rawhide and makes it easy to braid.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:14 PM (fA1SL)

513 494 New wife smell.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM (/JyEh)


Uh Conjure Wife Part II???? Or Bell, Book, and Candle the Reboot?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 11:14 PM (hpHli)

514 Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM (smD62)

Physician supervision is a must. Hopefully it's a psychiatrist and not just a GP or family doc.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:14 PM (0mRoj)

515 gushka has it right - stables, tackroom,and all that goes with it.

I might add that I find the smell of skunk on the night air as you drive down a country road delightful.

Posted by: browndog at August 02, 2017 11:14 PM (bGMOs)

516 HOW CAN YOU NOT BE TREMULOUS ABOUT THE ECLIPSE, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (PXj2C)

517 That was my immediate first question as well actually. I don't actually know much, other than a physician has prescribed lower and lower doses until they're done, and will be monitoring friend periodically for reasons of health/safety.

Now, I don't believe a psychological evaluation has been done, nor do I think they've been cleared by a behavioral specialist or anything. I think a doctor is assisting with my friend going off their meds, but I don't know that said doctor is actually recommending or suggesting that happen either.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM

It's a bit personal, but do you know if they are on the anti-depressants for a chemical imbalance or for other reasons? If they were needed for a...for a lack of a better way to put it, but a rough period in their life, it would make more sense to be weaned off of them.

I'm not sure if that is how it would work with an imbalance corrected by medicine.

But it's good that this is under doctor's direction, I think.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (q1+kD)

518 The smell of a woman's hair.

Posted by: Mike in Jersey at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (WXqyC)

519 Even better..

HE CUTS OZONE

Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2017 10:59 PM (yL25O)

Pffft, I can do that just after eating a dozen White Castle burgers.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (D2vc1)

520 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 02, 2017 10:55 PM (rJUlF)

Great news on your Mom, Captn.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (ZTRlp)

521 518. Hooah!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (fA1SL)

522 "Marbles" is the brand of the catapult model, btw. I'm saving the trebuchet until he "gets" the idea of the things.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (psH+N)

523 7 second video, Manflesh:

http://tinyurl.com/ycmtams4

Posted by: An Orc at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (/ZEVC)

524 >>The smell of a woman's hair.


What... like a pillow stuffed with it?

Posted by: Ed Gein at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (1opnw)

525 Also, the smell of a warm Fender Amp.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:04 PM (1opnw)

Freshly hotted-up vacuum tubes have a smell all their own. I guess it's the dust cooking off them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (prH+p)

526 A crisp autumn night in October... standing in line, in a field, at a haunted hayride... the smell of warm apple cider donuts wafting over the crowd of people... the intoxicating aroma of exhaust from a revving chainsaw in the hands of the guy with the creepy clown mask.

Mmm. Can't wait for Fall.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (rwqWc)

527 Measuring intelligence by a written test is an artifact of Western Civilization. I am not surprised that peoples that don't read do poorly on the test.

Let's face it, that in itself is a measure of intelligence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:06 PM

What do you mean? That not being able to read is a sign of lower intelligence?

Read what? Western Script or Chinese morphemes?
Or 'read' trail sign, weather sign, or human behavior?

You presume that everyone has the opportunity to learn to read, and because of lower than average intelligence is unable to decipher the symbols when it might well be that they have no need to read written text.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (m9X4Y)

528 Waters and Gilmour allegedly don't even talk to each other. Mick/Keith, breakup of the Beatle, Love/Wilson, Robertson/the rest of the Band, the list is endless.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (PUmDY)

529 >>Freshly hotted-up vacuum tubes have a smell all their own. I guess it's the dust cooking off them.


That mixed with the Tolex and the Glue, I guess.

Posted by: Ed Gein at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (1opnw)

530 You're not alone. I could not care less about the eclipse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:13 PM (rZ+mb)

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My youngest daughter lives in the path of totality.

Her 25th B-Day is a week later.

So spending time with her and the grandbabies, in addition to seeing the eclipse with them, will be kinda cool.

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (s5Kql)

531 Also in tonight's news, apparently one of Dubya's federal judicial picks has been removed from the bench for being a blackout drunk, and a Dubya nominee, but mostly being a blackout drunk.

I dunno. Taking a look at her photograph just imbues me with a serene sense of confidence that here we have a mature, confident, competent, capable person to handle important matters in a federal courtroom. We're in the very best of hands.

http://tinyurl.com/y9abevkw

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (ujwCG)

532 The scent of a woman.

Posted by: Al Pacino at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (/ZEVC)

533 *taps chin*

Write more about Tanya or delve into restarting a horror story?

What a conundrum.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (hpHli)

534 offsockOFF

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (1opnw)

535

I live on the north 95% eclipse line.

I hope we get stuck there, locked in permanent new orbits leaving us in perpetual near darkness, as we degenerate into barbarism, binge hunting SJW's and politicians, chlorinating the gene pool and building a new Republic based on effort, merit and redheads with big tits!!!!!!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (qul7b)

536 526. "And the clown says, 'You think you're scared, kid? I'm gonna have to walk all the way back by myself.'" - just the punchline

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (fA1SL)

537 And all in The Horde struggling with life issues.
Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 10:46 PM (SrXsf)

Seem to be an awful lot of us.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)

...and more than care to share on the ONT (or anywhere else). The Human Condition and all that.

Posted by: Average Guy at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (LMcFk)

538 93 ...

Breaking into the six figures of ammo elevates one above "stash", and receives the higher appellation of "Stores".
...

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 09:59


You are talking per caliber of weapon owned, right?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 02, 2017 11:19 PM (di1hb)

539 Great news CW!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2017 11:19 PM (hscyr)

540 I believe there have been numerous efforts to make IQ tests that don't require literacy

I was given one in elementary school that was 'administered. I don't recall and reading or writing (except for math and puzzles)'. Score, apparently, was the same as others I've taken since.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 11:19 PM (OBJWS)

541 Warm Shotgun Shells and Pheasant on a Winter Morning.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:19 PM (1opnw)

542
There is nothing like the smell of an unwashed 12" pianist.


But of course!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 02, 2017 11:19 PM (pNxlR)

543 527. That's some masterful trolling there, fella! Well done.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (fA1SL)

544 The smell of the radiators heating up the first time in late fall.

Posted by: Mike in Jersey at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (WXqyC)

545 >>>I might add that I find the smell of skunk on the night air as you drive down a country road delightful.
Posted by: browndog at August 02, 2017 11:14 PM (bGMOs)<<<




How *you* doin?!

Posted by: Pepe le Pew at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (rwqWc)

546 What do you mean? That not being able to read is a sign of lower intelligence?

Read what? Western Script or Chinese morphemes?
Or 'read' trail sign, weather sign, or human behavior?

You presume that everyone has the opportunity to learn to read, and because of lower than average intelligence is unable to decipher the symbols when it might well be that they have no need to read written text.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (m9X4Y)



Yes, absolutely. I spent three months in Japan, at the end of which I could read and write, albeit at a first grade level. People who cannot decipher abstract symbols into concrete concepts when such is in their interest are of low intelligence. Period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (SRKgf)

547 Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (ujwCG)

Blackout drunk explains the hair. I think.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (ZTRlp)

548 The smell of a woman's hair.
Posted by: Mike in Jersey
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Joey? Joey Biden? Is that you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (/ZEVC)

549 526 Mmm. Can't wait for Fall.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM

Bite your tongue! Just came in after having a beer while watching the summer sunset on my balcony. Yay summer!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (hscyr)

550 347 I love the smell of my dog. Not because it's a great smell, but because he's my dog.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 02, 2017 10:45 PM (xJa6I)
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I was going to say that about my husband.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (0jtPF)

551 You presume that everyone has the opportunity to learn to read, and because of lower than average intelligence is unable to decipher the symbols when it might well be that they have no need to read written text.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (m9X4Y)


Who is it who has "no need to read written text"? Geniuses generally have less need to read the texts of others ... but they still learn to read, anyway.

I don't think pursuing this "illiterates aren't dumb" argument is going to yield anything of value.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (rZ+mb)

552 Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (m9X4Y)

Douche.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (v3I5m)

553 How *you* doin?!


Posted by: Pepe le Pew at August 02, 2017 11:20 PM (rwqWc)
I am coming for you, my leetle cabbbage...

Posted by: browndog at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (bGMOs)

554 I always enjoy hearing news anchors breathlessly reporting that Jimbob had over 500 rounds of ammunition in his trailer.

Really? Gosh, you mean he had one ipod-box sized brick of 22s?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:22 PM (psH+N)

555 The smell of the radiators heating up the first time in late fall.
Posted by: Mike
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Somewhat like the tube radio, it's dust. But, I don't disagree.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:22 PM (/ZEVC)

556 Brimstone?

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)



Thread. Winner.

That's in folks, tonight's ONT has crowned it's King, for the evening.

The rest of the night is for mirthful entertainment and drunken revelry, of course.

But the pinnacle has been pinnacled.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:22 PM (v5iqM)

557 I love the scent of new mown hay; which is also my favourite book title.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 02, 2017 11:22 PM (nBr1j)

558 *Freshly hotted-up vacuum tubes have a smell all their own. I guess it's the dust cooking off them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:16 PM (prH+p)*

And 28 year olds around the world ALL say, "WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT!?

Posted by: tbodie at August 02, 2017 11:22 PM (SrXsf)

559 552 Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (m9X4Y)

Douche.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (v3I5m)



Who obviously got plowed on an IQ test.

Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:23 PM (SRKgf)

560 I dunno. Taking a look at her photograph just imbues me with a serene sense of confidence that here we have a mature, confident, competent, capable person to handle important matters in a federal courtroom. We're in the very best of hands.

http://tinyurl.com/y9abevkw

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (ujwCG)

That is one tough-looking road apple.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:23 PM (prH+p)

561 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2017 11:23 PM (R5lvn)

562 Tickled Pink, any med that dinks with your brain chemistry has side affects, and when you come off of them, whatever it was doing to your brain chemistry stops happening.
Think of it as coming off a month long two quart daily coffee binge for example. At a minimum you would be cranky, tired and have headaches.

Weaning is the best way to do it because otherwise the patient can get really jerked around by the brain, and it is both important to follow the wean schedule and have some support . . . as well as some commitment to follow through and not be a prick to everyone.

Because sometimes when your brain chemistry hits the end of its leash, one of the ways it shows is by unleashing the inner - total prick. So tolerant support can help too.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 11:23 PM (mkDpn)

563 Illiterate people aren't necessarily born with less intelligence.
But, it is indicative of someone who has had little or no external nuturing of their inherit / innate intelligence.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:24 PM (1opnw)

564 Blanco! So where are you posting from tonight?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2017 11:24 PM (hscyr)

565 Two favorite smells:
Bedsheets that have been hung out to dry.

Steak on the grill.

Least favorite smell: Dirty hippie.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V : The Brewers bats have died at August 02, 2017 11:24 PM (P8951)

566 558. I'll relate thw tale : shot some pics of a very dear young lady on my old Kiev 88 (aka 'hasselbladskii') and she wanted to look into the ground glass finder. She tried turning the film advance and was frustrated that she couldn't see the pictures we'd just taken.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:25 PM (fA1SL)

567 518 The smell of a woman's hair.
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (WXqyC)

Amen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:25 PM (0mskG)

568 tapering off psych meds of any sort under strict medical supervision is possible..

stopping them abruptly is a bad thing generally.

the problem is that the symptoms folks are taking them for usually come right back.

worse, is when folks taper part way off, then old patterns take charge again, and they stop cold turkey, part way through the taper.

don't be surprised if your friend has to go right back on them. also, they need to be monitored quite closely during the taper, and afterward.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (Xgxm5)

569 >>>Bite your tongue! Just came in after having a beer while watching the summer sunset on my balcony. Yay summer!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM (hscyr)<<<

Summer can blow me.

Posted by: The Autumn Wind, what is a Raider at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (rwqWc)

570 518 The smell of a woman's hair.
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (WXqyC)

So you like mayonnaise, huh big boy?

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (0mRoj)

571 “Come weez me to ze Casbah” and we weel make beautifool music together.

Posted by: Pepe at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (/ZEVC)

572 The "new wife smell" was from when Seinfeld's John O'Hurley sang God Bless America at a Sox game and then joined the announcers in the booth for an inning.

They mentioned that he'd been recently married, and he said it's been a year already, but she still had that new wife smell.

Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo were laughing so hard they had trouble announcing the rest of the inning.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (/JyEh)

573 I believe there have been numerous efforts to make IQ tests that don't require literacy. And, guess what? The usual suspects wind up on the wrong side of the bell curve.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:10 PM

Yes, I get that.

youtube search "bird solves eight step puzzle" returns about 6,000 videos.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (m9X4Y)

574 I don't think they give written IQ tests to illeterates

Posted by: original jake at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (6L6kG)

575 BTW. The Aromatherapy O/U is a Spanish made Lamber 12 ga.

I owned one for 'bout a decade, and it was a superb gun at a reasonable price.

Every visible detail about that shotgun is absolutely identical to the one I'd owned, including the slightly proud wood to metal fit around the tang, the exact shape and function of the safety and barrel selector, the ejectors, trigger and guard, engraving and checkering.

Also, the shape of the wrist where it meets the receiver sides. Identical.

Look up all the Lamber O/Us you want on Gunbroker or other sites.

It's a match. Especially to the older ones with fixed, non Rem-Choke barrels.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (v5iqM)

576 I welcome the re-emergence of bodacious ta-tas with open hands.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (KHBKy)

577 I hope we get stuck there, locked in permanent new orbits leaving us in perpetual near darkness, as we degenerate into barbarism, binge hunting SJW's and politicians, chlorinating the gene pool and building a new Republic based on effort, merit and redheads with big tits!!!!!!

Now that would make it more interesting to me.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (GiRFl)

578 I haven't put together a plastic model for well over 50 years. I gather the glue we used (Testors?) doesn't have the same great smell.

Posted by: JTB at August 02, 2017 11:27 PM (V+03K)

579 Donald Fagan: Learn to use an idiot stick.

Smells: Coffee brewing (it always smells better than it tastes and I like good coffee), Bacon cooking, Waffles and pancakes being made, Freshly distilled diethyl ether coming off my still.

Was walking downtown this afternoon around 5 pm local time with my son when I heard the sound of a skateboard behind me. Suddenly I hear a large crashing sound, a thud and looking back see this twenty-something hipster douchebag with an unkempt and unwashed mess of afro-like hair rolling on the pavement with one of those canvas bags hipster douchebags always seem to have. My son, who is almost 10, looks back and says, "OUCH!", really loudly and keeps walking, as do I, although I am trying very hard not to laugh my ass off. Even the homeless guy is looking at him like he's Mr. Moron Grande. Walk on the damn sidewalks you idiot! Skateboards are for kids.

Now as for boobies and elbows: BRING THEM BACK!! Look, I do not give a rat's ass about football or the NFL. I do, however, enjoy the cheerleaders. Since that Kilpatrick-what's-his-name ended the NFL-College-Elbows threads life has been a bit bland. Well he's getting his EBT card and going to jail or a plantation so bring back he elbows!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (QMwOT)

580 The smell of 3 in 1 oil and English Leather.

My dear dad. He was a field engineer for NCR back in the day, and was always well-dressed and dapper.

When we were small he would grab us after bath-time, hug us and say "I love the smell of clean kids."

I love my dad.

Sorry. Being sappy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (v3I5m)

581 Thread. Winner.

That's in folks, tonight's ONT has crowned it's King, for the evening.

The rest of the night is for mirthful entertainment and drunken revelry, of course.

But the pinnacle has been pinnacled.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:22 PM (v5iqM)

Question for you, Jim. My old Cooey Model 750 single-shot .22, I'm looking to get a scope for it. There is ONE drilled/tapped hole on the rear of the barrel which currently holds the rear sight. Would that be adequate to mount a scope rail, or would an additional hole be necessary?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (prH+p)

582 563 Illiterate people aren't necessarily born with less intelligence.
But, it is indicative of someone who has had little or no external nurturing of their inherit / innate intelligence.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:24 PM (1opnw)



"Nurturing" makes it passive. People of intelligence WANT to learn. To read, to do other stuff. If someone needs to be "nurtured" in this respect, he's by definition of modest intelligence.

Put an intelligent person on a desert island with a bunch of books, and he'll master them all. Send a dullard to Harvard, and you'll get ... a Kennedy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (SRKgf)

583 Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (m9X4Y)

Douche.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM

Troll

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (m9X4Y)

584 You're not alone. I could not care less about the eclipse.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:13 PM (rZ+mb)

That's my last day in Michigan, so yeah don't care.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (D2vc1)

585 "Because sometimes when your brain chemistry hits the end of its leash,
one of the ways it shows is by unleashing the inner - total prick."

Or people abruptly off themselves. Which is why certain antidepressant meds are required to have prominent "black box" warnings in the prescribing leaflet.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:29 PM (ujwCG)

586 Least favorite smell: Dirty hippie.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
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Hippy manfunk. Available at the drum circle nearest you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:29 PM (/ZEVC)

587 Blanco! So where are you posting from tonight?

Kalispell, MT. I'll be here until Friday morning. Then it's on to Colorado for a few days.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2017 11:29 PM (R5lvn)

588 >>>The smell of a woman's hair.

Posted by: Mike in Jersey at August 02, 2017 11:15 PM (WXqyC)<<<



Aww. Thanks.

Posted by: Kirsty Weston at August 02, 2017 11:29 PM (rwqWc)

589 if it takes a pallet jack to move your ammo pile, are you good?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 11:29 PM (Xgxm5)

590 584 You're not alone. I could not care less about the eclipse.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:13 PM (rZ+mb)

That's my last day in Michigan, so yeah don't care.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (D2vc1)

I've been looking for a suitable virgin sacrifice but haven't had much luck.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (0mRoj)

591

So... if a close family member gets turned into a pillar of salt, would it be OK to snap off a hand or chisel off a boob for, you know, salt?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (qul7b)

592 Marl Steyn up soon on Carlson. Good tonight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (/ZEVC)

593 281 Not the ones I know--their "Obamaphones" are really crappy phones that don't hold more than 10 text messages in their memory. They're basically the cheapest phones you've ever seen.

Posted by: Average Jen at August 02, 2017 10:27 PM (zEe67)

So ... you get what you pay for.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 10:34 PM (SRKgf)

Carlos Slim, Mexican citizen, NY Times creditor and owner of TracFone who supplies the Obamaphones gets the money for the phones that we suckers who pay for our own phones pay for.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (3i2nH)

594 Illiterate people aren't necessarily born with less intelligence.

I have a relative who is both dyslectic and whatever the same thing is for numbers. He's pretty quick, but he has to live in the spoken and visual world. Does well in music, too (I don't know if he misreads music).

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (zEjuG)

595 Hey everybody. I got a question for the Horde tonight:

Is Trader Joe's a market or a cult?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe)

596 Tickled Pink, people on SSRIs tend to have problems. One of the reason the are prescribed is because the problems are bigger than the patient.

SSRIs help push the blue devils away, but often some sort of therapy to help deal with the underlying problems is necessary.

Otherwise, it's like giving floaties to a swim student instead of teaching him to swim. Take the floaties away and its "glub" if it is still too deep.\

Granted, sometimes there is no other solution and there is a serious brain issue that talk therapy and learning can't help. These are seriously disabled people, and I hope your friends aren't there. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 11:31 PM (mkDpn)

597 youtube search "bird solves eight step puzzle" returns about 6,000 videos.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (m9X4Y)

Admission against interest?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:31 PM (prH+p)

598 >>"Nurturing" makes it passive. People of intelligence WANT to learn. To read, to do other stuff. If someone needs to be "nurtured" in this respect, he's by definition of modest intelligence.


Sure. But someone who has aid will naturally trend toward the higher end of their own spectrum.

Nothing can remove innate ability, but much can be done to enhance it.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:31 PM (1opnw)

599 Does anyone work in a work place where the conference room is small standing tables? My office neighbor has one you can see from the hall, but they don't ever seem to use it. Seems like a waste of space.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:31 PM (PUmDY)

600 595 Hey everybody. I got a question for the Horde tonight:

Is Trader Joe's a market or a cult?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe)

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Why do you hate riced cauliflower, squirrel?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:32 PM (PXj2C)

601 Is Trader Joe's a market or a cult?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe)

Wait until the civil war caused between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods cultists

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 11:32 PM (3i2nH)

602 583. And so very clever and witty, aren't ya? Look - the Abos had an entire continent foe millennia, and gifted humanity with the boomerang. Nowhere in subsaharan africa was the wheel or written language developed. Talk iq all you want, but if all your people's knowledge depends on memory and the spoken word, progress is well-nigh impossible.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:32 PM (fA1SL)

603 The eclipse is a big deal around here. I am close to Hopkinsville KY, which claims to be the best place to see it.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (C06tc)

604 Douche.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM

Troll
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (m9X4Y)

Booger head.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (v3I5m)

605 BTW. The Aromatherapy O/U is a Spanish made Lamber 12 ga.

I owned one for 'bout a decade, and it was a superb gun at a reasonable price.

---
regular, or full auto?

asking for my wife


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (Xgxm5)

606 Yeah, about Jim's sound words about ammo stash vs. ammo stores, earlier.

As usual, he's correct.

But what's the metric for reloaders? I actually have a spreadsheet somewhere wherein I could input my quantities of primers and powder and it would generate number of rounds I could assemble (using my reference load in each case).

By that measure, I'm perhaps not in "stores" territory, but close.

Just another angle.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (QDnY+)

607 Yes.

I enjoy the TJ next to my work, I will admit, though it is too far away from home for weekly grocery shopping.

Kick ass coffee can be had from TJs.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (GiRFl)

608 587 Kalispell, MT. I'll be here until Friday morning. Then it's on to Colorado for a few days.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2017 11:29 PM (

Good trip so far?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (hscyr)

609 shoulda checked fire for positive target identification.

my bad.

I'm seriously trying to make a point about intelligence.

I am not trying to make a point about less intelligent people.

Target rich environment for the Horde, i know.


Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (m9X4Y)

610 "Would that be adequate to mount a scope rail, or would an additional hole be necessary?"

My assumption would be if I planned to try to actually hit anything consistently, then that second mount point for the scope would be necessary. Even with the quite modest impulse of the 22 long in a rifle, things invariably shift around a bit during ordinary handling.

It should be a toddle for any good gunsmith.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (ujwCG)

611 560 I dunno. Taking a look at her photograph just imbues me with a serene sense of confidence that here we have a mature, confident, competent, capable person to handle important matters in a federal courtroom. We're in the very best of hands.

http://tinyurl.com/y9abevkw

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:18 PM (ujwCG)

That is one tough-looking road apple.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:23 PM (prH+p)


That's no judge that's BJ Betty! Her clientele was nearly exclusively lawyers and judges though.

Posted by: Helen, the $600/hour hooker at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (QMwOT)

612 I'm not sure the "they're probably just as capable as some of the more advanced birds and other animals" is an argument anyone saw coming.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (psH+N)

613 Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:26 PM (m9X4Y)

Which illiterates are you talking about, anyway? In America, no one has any excuse to be illiterate. If one is, then there's no doubt it says something about his lack of intelligence.

Or are you referring to countries where the literacy rate is in the 30% bracket? Well ... those societies are generally ... dumb. Like really dumb. Like they would have been perfectly happy never to have encountered reading and writing.

In a world where every serious nation is nearly completely literate, illiteracy says quite a bit all by itself. And not just as some sort of fuzzy value judgment but as an actual measure of intelligence.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (rZ+mb)

614 I always expect the TJs people to ask, "are you of the body"?

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (/JyEh)

615 Another great aroma is a thick flannel shirt warm from the dryer.

Posted by: JTB at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (V+03K)

616
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:17 PM (m9X4Y)

You presume that everyone has the opportunity to learn to read, and because of lower than average intelligence is unable to decipher the symbols when it might well be that they have no need to read written text.


Perhaps the REAL separator is not ability to read but choice of spelling ...


Posted by: Gunther EULER at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (FlRtG)

617 Wait until the civil war caused between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods cultists

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 11:32 PM (3i2nH)


Trader Joe's = Longbows
Whole Foods = Crossbows

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (17QyB)

618 >>Kalispell, MT. I'll be here until Friday morning. Then it's on to Colorado for a few days.



Wave when you go by!

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (1opnw)

619 Question for you, Jim. My old Cooey Model 750 single-shot .22, I'm looking to get a scope for it. There is ONE drilled/tapped hole on the rear of the barrel which currently holds the rear sight. Would that be adequate to mount a scope rail, or would an additional hole be necessary?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Gunsmith. Probably won't use existing hole at all. It's a good idea to retain the iron sight as is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (/ZEVC)

620 595 Hey everybody. I got a question for the Horde tonight:

Is Trader Joe's a market or a cult?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:30 PM (eMKNe)


Cult.
Serious cult.
Never mainstream brands and frankly, the produce sucks.

Posted by: Helen, the $600/hour hooker at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (QMwOT)

621 I was in Cody, Wyoming in 1979, when we saw a 90% or so eclipse. It was 100% in Bozeman. It was a trip, despite not being in the total zone. Gonna have the same thing here in NoCo this time.

And I promise not to stare at it. Prolly be cloudy anyway.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (v3I5m)

622 609. Amd what is the point? That there exists no measure or metric of raw cerebral computing power? Or that differences in this capacity are of little to no consequence?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (fA1SL)

623 603 The eclipse is a big deal around here. I am close to Hopkinsville KY, which claims to be the best place to see it.
Posted by: cm9000 at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (C06tc)

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Well, it's the best place to see it if you want to see it with your first cousin/ common law wife.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (PXj2C)

624 What are the odds if was Jamal and Shaniqua that the kids would still be in the home, with benefits coming out of their orifices?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 09:48 PM (ZTRlp)

I knew before clicking on that story that the couple would be white. If they weren't, that home could have been a dump with crack pipes all over the place and the only thing we would have heard is how couples like them benefit from government programs for parenting classes and free shit

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (3i2nH)

625 Speaking of coffee, Sam's Club's Ol' Roy house brand in a big-ass metal tin for $8 or so is surprisingly good.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (psH+N)

626 604 Douche.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:21 PM

Troll
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (m9X4Y)

Booger head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:33 PM (v3I5m)

You all have to admit, this is one of the gentlest fights we have had on the AOSHQ in around 18 months.

Darn gentlemanly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (0mskG)

627 Cicero: don't shoot!!

kbdabear, I think it's already started. ;-)

(I bring up the topic because it's to the point that *every.single.time* some business goes poof here in my home town... someone asks "is it gonna become a Trader Joe's??" Good grief.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (eMKNe)

628 for me, TJ's is where i can get booze, dairy products and the odd specialty gourmet item at a good price.

for many of my neighbors, it's a cult, and i'm not sure they shop anywhere else.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (Xgxm5)

629
Admission against interest.

I don't understand those words in that order. Don't speak the code/dialect.

So I googled it.

I am not embarrassed to be only average and lacking the code words that signal my superiority. .

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (m9X4Y)

630 Good trip so far?

No shark attacks or nuclear explosions, so I'm calling it good.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (R5lvn)

631 Helen, I think you are correct...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (eMKNe)

632 617 Wait until the civil war caused between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods cultists

Posted by: kbdabear at August 02, 2017 11:32 PM (3i2nH)

Trader Joe's = Longbows
Whole Foods = Crossbows
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (17QyB)

May they both lose.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (QMwOT)

633 625 Speaking of coffee, Sam's Club's Ol' Roy house brand in a big-ass metal tin for $8 or so is surprisingly good.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (psH+N)

Wasn't Ol' Roy a brand of cheap dog food?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (0mskG)

634 My assumption would be if I planned to try to actually hit anything consistently, then that second mount point for the scope would be necessary. Even with the quite modest impulse of the 22 long in a rifle, things invariably shift around a bit during ordinary handling.

It should be a toddle for any good gunsmith.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (ujwCG)

I am inclined to agree. And certainly if two separate ring saddles are mounted, there would need to be two holes. I can jig it up in my drill press and drill the hole. Drilling right through to the bore would be bad juju, I expect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (prH+p)

635 BTW. The Aromatherapy O/U is a Spanish made Lamber 12 ga.

I owned one for 'bout a decade, and it was a superb gun at a reasonable price.
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Thnx. I asked about that at 241.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:38 PM (/ZEVC)

636 my favorite smell is nitromethane from the exhaust of a funny car. early in the morning.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2017 11:38 PM (KP5rU)

637 629. Look, it's just a bit of technical jargon. Come down off your cross and tell us what you're trying to convey.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:38 PM (fA1SL)

638 Trader Joe's is just a store. Some of us have been going to one for a loooong time. Long before they expanded beyond SoCal, or became a full grocery store.

Prices. Their pricing is very good, a cornerstone of their whole formula. Certain items (nuts, some cheeses come immediately to mind) are so much less expensive there - and the quality the same or equal to most other places - that's it's kind of weird. Haven't bought nuts anywhere else in decades.

And some unique products that are very good.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:39 PM (QDnY+)

639 I am inclined to agree. And certainly if two separate ring saddles are mounted, there would need to be two holes. I can jig it up in my drill press and drill the hole. Drilling right through to the bore would be bad juju, I expect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Also, a bottoming tap of proper size, blued screws. Gunsmith.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:39 PM (/ZEVC)

640 589 if it takes a pallet jack to move your ammo pile, are you good?
Posted by: redc1c4


At that point, up get to upgrade from "Stores" to "Magazine"

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 02, 2017 11:39 PM (di1hb)

641 Question for you, Jim. My old Cooey Model 750 single-shot .22, I'm looking to get a scope for it. There is ONE drilled/tapped hole on the rear of the barrel which currently holds the rear sight. Would that be adequate to mount a scope rail, or would an additional hole be necessary?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:28 PM (prH+p)




AOP. Send me good photos. Email is in my nic, here.

Was there a dovetail in the barrel for a leaf & elevator type sight, or ???

An available tapped hole in conjunction with a nearby dovetail, and I could make you up a properly fitted base for either a Picatinny rail, or a typical 7/8" "tip-off" dovetail for .22 mounting rings.

But then, so could you, I've no doubt! LOL.

That said, one isolated screw, with no adjacent dovetail or lug upon which to distribute the .22s modest, but not entirely absent recoil, would not to me, be enough.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (v5iqM)

642 My daughter's head when she was a baby. The intoxicating scent of pure love and joy.

Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (hZ+us)

643 The smell of the natural gas from the grill on a hot El Paso evening as my grandfather cooked T-bones.

The smell of the biscuits and gravy my Mammaw made. Actually pretty much anything she cooked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (0mskG)

644 I like the smell of airplane gas and the smell of an older piston airplane.

Posted by: Aviator at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (/Nite)

645 Wasn't Ol' Roy a brand of cheap dog food?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM

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Yeah, generic Walmart house brand. That's what every Walmart/Sam's house brand product is called at our house now.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:41 PM (psH+N)

646 rhomboid, I can understand that.

But (1), I frankly would like them a lot better if they carried at least a few brands besides their own.

And (2), the way some people are about TJs, there's definitely something weird going on there... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:41 PM (eMKNe)

647 629. Lurk moar.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:41 PM (fA1SL)

648 >>>Trader Joe's = Longbows

Whole Foods = Crossbows

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 02, 2017 11:35 PM (17QyB)<<<




**points thumbs to self**



Nuke.

Posted by: Amazon at August 02, 2017 11:41 PM (rwqWc)

649 my favorite smell is nitromethane from the exhaust of a funny car. early in the morning.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Bonus: Clears the sinuses and tear ducts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:41 PM (/ZEVC)

650 Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:39 PM (QDnY+)

I saw a werewolf buying a pina colada mix at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect

Posted by: Warren Zevon at August 02, 2017 11:42 PM (rZ+mb)

651 Wegman's > TJ's > WF's

Posted by: browndog at August 02, 2017 11:42 PM (bGMOs)

652 There won't be much of Darby Island left after the oceans rise.

I'm thinking property in the Sierras will be oceanfront soon. Get it while the getting's good..at least the parts that haven't burnt to a cinder already.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (KHBKy)

653 Damn! ... "at Trader Joe's"


... never mind ...

Posted by: Warren Zevon at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (rZ+mb)

654 The right amount of the right perfume on the right woman can be intoxicating.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (nBr1j)

655 Gain is not the best detergent, but it smells good. Always get the gain febreze as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (PUmDY)

656 >> The smell of the natural gas from the grill on a hot El Paso evening as my grandfather cooked T-bones.


Was your old man some sorta Commie or something!?

Nothing beats the smell of American Propane.

Posted by: Hank Hill at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (1opnw)

657 649: very true hammer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (KP5rU)

658 642 My daughter's head when she was a baby. The intoxicating scent of pure love and joy.
Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (hZ+us)

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*nods*

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (s5Kql)

659 Amazon: yup.

If you guys ever get one-hour grocery delivery off the ground for free or a super-low price, the grocery unions are in deep shit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (eMKNe)

660 my favorite smell is nitromethane from the exhaust of a funny car. early in the morning.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Bonus: Clears the sinuses and tear ducts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:41 PM (/ZEVC)


All hail internal combustion.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (aMlLZ)

661

I remember Ol' Roy. Quite the feller. Could spin a yarn like no other. Loved to talk about shower rooms, gladiator movies, Turkey...

Then he vacationed in Sweden and moved to Frisco.

Often wondered what became of him...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (qul7b)

662 Trader Vic's is NOT Trader Joe's.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (PXj2C)

663 299 Oh sh*t: 149 moi

Said green ball is 2 *feet* in diameter, not 2 inches.

And of course I also FUBAR'd the pic link:

http://tinyurl.com/ybtr6ht8
Posted by: ibguy at August 02, 2017 10:37 PM (vUcdz)


I saw the picture of Joyce, Ibguy. What a sweetheart.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (TdMsT)

664 In our area Publix has entered the market in a few places and people are fingering themselves over it.

I don't really get the infatuation, seems like any other grocery store.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (GiRFl)

665 **looks at table by the door**

Damn it! Gunther forgot his pineapple.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (fA1SL)

666 Ha!

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:45 PM (s5Kql)

667 659 Amazon: yup.

If you guys ever get one-hour grocery delivery off the ground for free or a super-low price, the grocery unions are in deep shit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (eMKNe)


.....And they know it!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 02, 2017 11:45 PM (QMwOT)

668 AOP. Send me good photos. Email is in my nic, here.

Was there a dovetail in the barrel for a leaf & elevator type sight, or ???

An available tapped hole in conjunction with a nearby dovetail, and I could make you up a properly fitted base for either a Picatinny rail, or a typical 7/8" "tip-off" dovetail for .22 mounting rings.

But then, so could you, I've no doubt! LOL.

That said, one isolated screw, with no adjacent dovetail or lug upon which to distribute the .22s modest, but not entirely absent recoil, would not to me, be enough.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (v5iqM)

I will take pics and send them to you. No dovetail, AFAIK. The leaf is screwed to the top of the barrel with one pan-head screw, maybe 8-32 or 10-32. Looks like the barrel does not begin to taper until it exits the fore part of the stock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:45 PM (prH+p)

669 Trader Vic's is NOT Trader Joe's.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (PXj2C)


Yeah ... I totally blew the joke. That would be a definite 7 point deduction on my IQ test.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:45 PM (rZ+mb)

670 Regarding the Trader Joe's, Whole Paycheck debate, we live virtually next door to a Sprouts Market. Excellent. Their meat department is the best in town, quality stuff, cheaper than any other place in town, even King Soopers.

And yes, locally sourced. *cue the children's choir singing*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (v3I5m)

671 Trader Joe's has the riced cauliflower. Trader Vic's has the pina coladas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (PXj2C)

672 true story: we bought a pallet rack to store ammo on...

now i just have to clear enough room in the garage to get it in there, but the ammo is in the way...

1st world problems.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (Xgxm5)

673 TJs and Whole Foods? Pretty stupid comparison. Totally different formulas, formats, sizes, and prices. Apples and durian.

I know one TJ's that is adjacent to (shares a wall with) a Ralph's. Perfect. Get the TJs-only stuff, then the other (mostly basic) stuff.

Steve there are people who can be cultish about anything. Somebody being cultish about TJ's is just as stupid as them doing it about ..... fill in the blank. The only thing being communicated is about *them*, not about some retail business.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (QDnY+)

674 Big Star, Shop Rite, and Piggly Wiggly you bunch of snooty hipsters.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (psH+N)

675 I tried Gelson's just a few weeks ago, for the very first time.

Wow. It really is the world's cleanest grocery store. OCD heaven for people like me. And the only prices I could find that were outrageous were on their meat.

(Talking about the location in Marina Pacifica.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (eMKNe)

676 HEB ftw.

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:46 PM (s5Kql)

677 662 Trader Vic's is NOT Trader Joe's.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:44 PM (PXj2C)

But, his hair was perfect.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (ZTRlp)

678 Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:36 PM (psH+N)
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Wasn't Ol' Roy a brand of cheap dog food?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:37 PM (0mskG)

------------------------------------

Wal-Mart dog food is Ol' Roy, maybe at Sam's too - don't know but. I thought Sam's coffee was Members Mark but maybe Ol' Roy has greater brand appeal.

Hate HNH, are you sure that is coffee coffee or you own special blend of ersatz coffee?

Posted by: RioBravo at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (OmhcY)

679 My son and I have an idea for a new on-line dating site. It was inspired by "It's Just Lunch". We"ll call it "It"s Just a Nooner".

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (lIZQs)

680 Pug Mahon, yup. Sprouts is the sane affordable alternative to a lot of places, I've found.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (eMKNe)

681 637 629. Look, it's just a bit of technical jargon. Come down off your cross and tell us what you're trying to convey.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:38 PM (fA1SL)

I'm not on a cross, I'm not riding a high horse, I am not pleading martyrdom, or a handicap. I'm not bragging.

How do you measure 'intelligence'?
With a standardized written test?
Ok fine. you have the power, you make the rules.

It's a rigged game.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y)

682 670. Seconded on Sprouts. Good cheese and such. All the hipsters make me wish TX allowed open-carry of a flammenwerfer. Maybe we can get that thru the next legislature.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:48 PM (fA1SL)

683 656 >> The smell of the natural gas from the grill on a hot El Paso evening as my grandfather cooked T-bones.


Was your old man some sorta Commie or something!?

Nothing beats the smell of American Propane.
Posted by: Hank Hill at August 02, 2017 11:43 PM (1opnw)

No, he had the grill linked up to the house gas line. It was a huge American brick affair. Under his grape vines.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:48 PM (0mskG)

684 A friend is having his birthday party at TV's here. Blotto night expected

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:48 PM (PUmDY)

685 "The thought that they need to keep doing it because they need the money is troubling. "

They have many employees, who would like to keep working. And need to work.

Hard to cut them loose.

Posted by: navybrat at August 02, 2017 11:48 PM (w7KSn)

686 It's definitely Members Mark. Ol Roy is just a joke. The big red can is worth the $8, though.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:48 PM (psH+N)

687 rhomboid, also true re the cult part.

I'm a cultist about Togo's pastrami. I just don't care for pastrami *anywhere* else, even at The Hat.*

(*A legendary SoCal chain of pastrami sandwich restaurants, not our guy in LV.)
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (eMKNe)

688 How do you measure 'intelligence'?

It's a rigged game.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y)

Rods and chains, old school surveyor style.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (v3I5m)

689
I will take pics and send them to you. No dovetail, AFAIK. The leaf is screwed to the top of the barrel with one pan-head screw, maybe 8-32 or 10-32. Looks like the barrel does not begin to taper until it exits the fore part of the stock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Probably similar:
http://tinyurl.com/ybnmdt2r

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (/ZEVC)

690 The governor of Oregon is inviting the world to come and stay at State Parks, and on the mall in front of the capital building.

which means that the traffic will be f'd up for days, and the grass of the capital grounds will trampled into dirt and all the hedges will smell like piss for a good part of the winter.

All ready it seems that port-potties are impossible to rent.

State workers who work downtown in Salem have been encouraged to take the day off if they can be spared since there is no way to police the various parking lots.

The rumor is it will be cloudy.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (mkDpn)

691 681. You do understand that there are iq tests that do not require literacy, don't you? Now, it's true, they do require language and the use and comprehension thereof. Does that rig the system?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:50 PM (fA1SL)

692 For Jim:

http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/27514 /26120364_1.jpg?v=8D41B9E59BB9190

(remove space after first figure 4)

I think mine has a running rabbit figure in the checkering.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:50 PM (prH+p)

693 Hi horde. How's hangin?

Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2017 11:50 PM (V0CWC)

694 688 How do you measure 'intelligence'?

It's a rigged game.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y)

Rods and chains, old school surveyor style.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (v3I5m)


Against a Liberal as that's our zero.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (QMwOT)

695 The smell of the smoke coming out of Debbie Whatshername Schultz when she has to count higher than 10.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (nBr1j)

696 693 Hi horde. How's hangin?
Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2017 11:50 PM (V0CWC)

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Wrong thing to ask on the ONT.

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (s5Kql)

697 387 My prayers, and maybe some advice from the horde.

I have a friend on anti-depressants, and they have decided they don't like being on meds anymore, so they are doing a controlled weaning off of the medications. It is going to be weeks before they are "normal." And...it's going to be rough in the meantime.

I want friend to be happy and healthy, so I am going to be as supportive as I can, but I can't help but feel a little like a Mother Hen and worry about it.

Anyone ever go through this before, either yourself or a loved one?
Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 10:53 PM (smD62)

I wish your friend the best. He or she is fortunate to have you around. A person will do what he deems necessary. I have been on antidepressants for about 20 years, and gone off of them a few times. I have decided not to go off them again, though I will alter my pharmocopiea periodically. Nothing good has ever come of going off my meds. That is all I got. Best wishes.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (H8WVB)

698

Officer, they're looting the Trader Joes!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (qul7b)

699 In a world where every serious nation is nearly completely literate, illiteracy says quite a bit all by itself. And not just as some sort of fuzzy value judgment but as an actual measure of intelligence.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:34 PM (rZ+mb)



This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (SRKgf)

700 Hey Infidel!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (eMKNe)

701 The rumor is it will be cloudy.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (mkDpn)

Oregon?

Cloudy?

Pshaw!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:51 PM (v3I5m)

702 MH, check out replay of the Five now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 02, 2017 11:52 PM (PUmDY)

703 "How do you measure intelligence" could be an interesting topic.

I hear they can somehow tell that border collies are smart, and I've only heard of a few of them that were able to read.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:52 PM (psH+N)

704 You do understand that there are iq tests that do not require literacy, don't you? Now, it's true, they do require language and the use and comprehension thereof. Does that rig the system?
-------------------------

Does a bird solving an eight step puzzle require language?

Is a bird that can solve an eight step puzzle 'intelligent'?
Or merely a trained animal?

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:53 PM (m9X4Y)

705 How do you measure 'intelligence'?

It's a rigged game.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y)


Through "IQ tests."

Nitwit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:53 PM (SRKgf)

706 Like Pug (apparently), I shop at many different places, for different things. No one store leads on *all* categories. About 4 different stores, typically. Not all at once, some of the stuff is buy-once-a-month or less stuff, etc. It's interesting how so many people expend energy thinking/worrying about the irrelevant aspects of a store - such as what "sort" of people shop there. It's a store, you buy stuff, if you don't have an oil well, price ought to enter your calculus, etc.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:53 PM (QDnY+)

707 Gunther? I just met her!!!

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (nlbfN)

708 704. Animals can be trained. The manipulation of abstract symbols - linguistic and physical - is really a bit above most animals, excluding certain higher primates, such as man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (fA1SL)

709 703 "How do you measure intelligence" could be an interesting topic.

I hear they can somehow tell that border collies are smart, and I've only heard of a few of them that were able to read.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:52 PM (psH+N)

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No border collie has ever translated English into Esperanto.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (PXj2C)

710 Probably similar:
http://tinyurl.com/ybnmdt2r

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (/ZEVC)

Very similar. Cooey of the day was a Winchester Canada product. "The day" being 197-mumble-mumble.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (prH+p)

711 How do you measure 'intelligence'?
With a standardized written test?
Ok fine. you have the power, you make the rules.

It's a rigged game.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y)



There, there. If there were some other test - God knows what - you'd come up ... less below average. I'm confident of that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (SRKgf)

712 Since I'm posting anyway,I'll contribute to the favorite smells subject. The smell of freshly cut Doug-fir is beautiful. I cut a tall one last week, it was just lovely.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (H8WVB)

713 >>>I hear they can somehow tell that border collies are smart, and I've only heard of a few of them that were able to read.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:52 PM (psH+N)<<<

I can damn sure read the sign that says stay the Hell away from the well. Unlike that dipshit, Timmy.

Posted by: Lassie at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (rwqWc)

714 709. That's a bit of a bonus for the border collie.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:56 PM (fA1SL)

715 Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:53 PM (m9X4Y)

Wait a minute...

Is this some kind of IQ test?

*shakes head*

You rascal!

*tousels hair*

Eh. Goodnight.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at August 02, 2017 11:56 PM (v3I5m)

716 693 Hi horde. How's hangin?
Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2017 11:50 PM (V0CWC)

Tricky. You have to use the right length of rope, take into account the weight of the condemned... It's a whole process.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:56 PM (0mRoj)

717

Trader Ho's Extra Jumbo Super Absorbent Tampons & Oil Spill Containment Dam with Oxi-Cleans Odor Killer are my favorite. They now come with a section of 2 x 4 to prevent loss. Best EVER!

Posted by: Amy Schumerite's Very Smelly Scamper at August 02, 2017 11:56 PM (qul7b)

718 How do you measure 'intelligence'?
With a standardized written test?
Ok fine. you have the power, you make the rules.

It's a rigged game.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:47 PM (m9X4Y)


Rigged? How?

You have to be able to communicate in order to give any sort of test. On a mass level that involves written communication. Literacy happens to be a very good measure of a certain aspect of general intelligence - but IQ tests are not even measuring literacy. They are merely using it ... because they must. And people who are illiterate have serious impediments to the functioning of their brains to solve problems or come up with new ideas (which is really what intelligence is) ... i.e. their intelligence is limited by their illiteracy.

I know ... I know, you imagine the illiterate genius who can solve all sorts of problems but just can't ever communicate his genius to anyone because he's illiterate and has a vocabulary of 450 words ... Yes ... it's a sad story. And so frequent in its occurrence that there should be a law ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 02, 2017 11:56 PM (rZ+mb)

719 I will take pics and send them to you. No dovetail, AFAIK. The leaf is screwed to the top of the barrel with one pan-head screw, maybe 8-32 or 10-32. Looks like the barrel does not begin to taper until it exits the fore part of the stock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2017 11:45 PM (prH+p)



For a true collectable? Just leave it as is, and buy a CZ boltie .22 rifle.

I like worship at the altar of my 542 Lux, but it's out of production. Used ones abound, but the owners are loathe to sell them, of course.

Lots of fairly modern, hyper accurate, relatively cheap .22 bolties are on the market.

Snag you one, and honor your Cooey by shooting it as is, and with due reverence.

That's my $0.02, etc.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:57 PM (v5iqM)

720 I can damn sure read the sign that says stay the Hell away from the well. Unlike that dipshit, Timmy.
Posted by: Lassie at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (

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Timmy's genes are an evolutionary dead end. Just sayin.

Posted by: Charles Darwin at August 02, 2017 11:57 PM (PXj2C)

721 713: in all fairness, timmy was a druggie. probably was seeing shit upside down. and, them fucking shoes, damn.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2017 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

722 I can damn sure read the sign that says stay the Hell away from the well. Unlike that dipshit, Timmy.
Posted by: Lassie at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (rwqWc)

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*wipes screen*

Aaaand another childhood memory hilariously warped.

Thanks, 'horde.

Posted by: SMFH at August 02, 2017 11:57 PM (s5Kql)

723 There, there. If there were some other test - God knows what - you'd come up ... less below average. I'm confident of that.

Well I'm involved in a futile argument with the Moron Horde. That has to be an indicator of something.

But is it entertainment?

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 11:57 PM (m9X4Y)

724 720 I can damn sure read the sign that says stay the Hell away from the well. Unlike that dipshit, Timmy.
Posted by: Lassie at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (

We need common sense well regulations.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (0mRoj)

725 @697

Yeah...that's what I'm afraid of.

Posted by: Tickled Pink at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (smD62)

726 Waaalll, once't aupon a time, we had trouble with the Gage boys comin over and jacklighting deer we'd been hoping to jacklight ourself.

We tried scarin them off, but they wuz waitin for us with rocksalt shells down where the draw goes into their property, so we decided to try another tack, as it were.

So Pa, he had Jeb go burgle the road-construction powder shack for some construction dynamite and caps, and we put a explody vest on a 4-point archery target when he knew the Gages would come a'huntin . . .



Talk about rigged game!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (mkDpn)

727 Tricky. You have to use the right length of rope, take into account the weight of the condemned... It's a whole process.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:56 PM (0mRoj)

Also the whole thing with the knots and height where you snap the neck instead of strangle the guy to death. The whole death erection thing. Cleaning the hoods (did they bury the guy in the hood or reuse? That has to suck, you know aside from being hanged.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (0mskG)

728 AOP - As I said earlier, I would retain the iron sight, as is. That should not be a problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (/ZEVC)

729 SMFH, lol. On crappy ph. Left a dad up dat on nyt thhread around 25. Im beat.

Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (V0CWC)

730 Have only been in a Gelson's once, long time ago, up in their original 'hood. They've not penetrated beyond the Orange Curtain and Camp Pendleton to the south. Took over a few spots that came open as a result of the Haggen's mega-fiasco.

You know one thing Sprouts doesn't have?

Yep. Sprouts.

Well, bean sprouts (many chains have discontinued them due to hassle/health issues/keeping them wet all the time). They do have alfalfa sprouts, I think.

Actually discovered this once when we stopped, after the gym, to try a Sprouts and, specifically, to get - yes - bean sprouts. Asked the guy. He said "we don't have those". My smile triggered his smile and immediate comment (probably standard) - "yeah, I know ..... but we have alfalfa sprouts".


Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (QDnY+)

731 >>>Hi horde. How's hangin?

Posted by: Infidel at August 02, 2017 11:50 PM (V0CWC)<<<




Meh. Just hangin' around.

Posted by: zombie David Carradine at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (rwqWc)

732 713. Timmy didn't fall. He was pushed.

His name was Timmy Something-or-Other.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (fA1SL)

733 If you like riced cauliflower,
And gettin' caught in the rain
I'm not much into Whole Foods
I am into champagne

Posted by: rupert holmes at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (nlbfN)

734 I took an IQ test once in high school, and was completely baffled by it, so I am merely average. Apparently everyone else who took the test was as mystified as I was.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 02, 2017 10:54 PM (m9X4Y)


So ... your classmates were nitwits, too?

Hard to believe you were merely average. Must've hit you on a good day.

Face it: the simplest explanation, per Occam's Razor, is that you and your classmates were of average intelligence.

A suspicion you have done nothing whatsoever to dispel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (SRKgf)

735 Also the whole thing with the knots and height where you snap the neck instead of strangle the guy to death. The whole death erection thing. Cleaning the hoods (did they bury the guy in the hood or reuse? That has to suck, you know aside from being hanged.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (0mskG)

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Fuckers damn near decapitated me.

Posted by: Zombie Saddam Hussein at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (s5Kql)

736 It's a store, you buy stuff, if you don't have an oil well, price ought to enter your calculus, etc.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2017 11:53 PM (QDnY+)

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I'm always a bit puzzled when I hear someone talking about driving to another store to use a coupon for $1 or some other low amount. People (to say nothing of birds and some of the higher forms of molluscs) have a very poor grasp of the value of time, gas used, etc.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (psH+N)

737 730. Asian markets have sprouts. They keep the good shit in the back. Tell the old woman with one eye at the fish counter that Palpatine said she knew the difference between a hawk and a hand-bill.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:00 AM (fA1SL)

738 Lots of fairly modern, hyper accurate, relatively cheap .22 bolties are on the market.

Snag you one, and honor your Cooey by shooting it as is, and with due reverence.

That's my $0.02, etc.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2017 11:57 PM (v5iqM)

Here in Canada, I cannot buy a new one, unless I accept the number of the Beast (i.e. get a "Possession and Acquisition License).

And my eyesight is such, that I cannot get a focus on the front sight, rear sight, and that damned gopher all at once.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 12:01 AM (prH+p)

739 Also the whole thing with the knots and height where you snap the neck instead of strangle the guy to death. The whole death erection thing. Cleaning the hoods (did they bury the guy in the hood or reuse? That has to suck, you know aside from being hanged.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I went out to Charing Cross to see Major General Harrison hanged, drawn, and quartered; which was done there, he looking as cheerful as any man could in that condition. - Samuel Pepys

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2017 12:01 AM (/ZEVC)

740 Fuckers damn near decapitated me.
Posted by: Zombie Saddam Hussein at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (s5Kql)

I thought they actually did?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2017 12:01 AM (0mskG)

741 Must have been an autocorrect or some other error above, I think I saw the US being grouped into the category of "serious" countries. Um, no. Not any longer.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2017 12:01 AM (QDnY+)

742 Meh. Just hangin' around.
Posted by: zombie David Carradine at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (rwqWc)



Me either.

Posted by: zombie Aaron Hernandez at August 03, 2017 12:02 AM (SRKgf)

743 I'm always a bit puzzled when I hear someone talking about driving to another store to use a coupon for $1 or some other low amount. People (to say nothing of birds and some of the higher forms of molluscs) have a very poor grasp of the value of time, gas used, etc.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (psH+N)


I knew people in high school who used to go crazy for the lowest gas price. They'd drive 30 miles extra to get gas a penny cheaper.

But it was worth it to them. It wasn't really the price or total cost. It was the thrill of the game. THey loved doing it. They loved talking about it. It was a great thrill to them - certainly worth the cost.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 03, 2017 12:02 AM (rZ+mb)

744 We need common sense well regulations.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (0mRoj)


Or possibly common sense fairly good regulations.

But I draw the line at common sense tolerable regulations.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (mkDpn)

745 741. Que dice, senor?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (fA1SL)

746 And my eyesight is such, that I cannot get a focus on the front sight, rear sight, and that damned gopher all at once.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I don't like the way this thread is trending...

Posted by: The Gopher at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (/ZEVC)

747 RH, I didn't know until recently your wife answered the ad. Never really heard the lyrics all the way through. Nice twist.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (PUmDY)

748 WTF is unicorn hair?

Serves the dumb twit right.

Stupid should hurt.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (s5Kql)

749 Face it: the simplest explanation, per Occam's Razor, is that you and your classmates were of average intelligence.

A suspicion you have done nothing whatsoever to dispel.

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I've made no effort to hide my abilities. You presume I am doing something I am not.

You presume that you are smart(er), and that I am not smart. That is the point I am making, you presume.

Thank you for your help in demonstrating this simple concept.

Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 03, 2017 12:04 AM (m9X4Y)

750 I can't hang out much longer.

Posted by: Mary Suratt at August 03, 2017 12:04 AM (PXj2C)

751 What to ask would be immigrants:
Put them in a room alone and give them a piece of paper with the following written in english:

"Hello. This is a preliminary examination for entrance into the United States of America and the start of your journey towards becoming an American citizen.

Question 1: Are you a muslim? Yes or No.
Question 2: Do you possess a university degree in a scientific, technical or engineering field? Yes or No.
Question 3: If you answered yes to Question 2 please list the fields, degrees, years obtained and universities from which the degrees were awarded."

1. If the answer to question 1 is yes. they are denied.
2. If they cannot read the paper or have to ask an immigration officer for help or for a translator they are denied.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 03, 2017 12:04 AM (QMwOT)

752 There are so many great old 22s. I don't know why I like them so much, but I have to stop myself from buying a used Marlin 81 whenever I see one at a gun show.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 03, 2017 12:05 AM (psH+N)

753 I don't like the way this thread is trending...

Posted by: The Gopher at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM

*starts making explosives in the shape of small woodland creatures*

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at August 03, 2017 12:05 AM (q1+kD)

754 So ... your classmates were nitwits, too?

Hard to believe you were merely average. Must've hit you on a good day.

Face it: the simplest explanation, per Occam's Razor, is that you and your classmates were of average intelligence.

A suspicion you have done nothing whatsoever to dispel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (SRKgf)

IQ tests sort of have to be baffling, in part, don't they? I mean if everybody could get all the answers right, first time, every time, it wouldn't be a test, would it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 12:05 AM (prH+p)

755 >>>We need common sense well regulations.
Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 02, 2017 11:58 PM (0mRoj)

Or possibly common sense fairly good regulations.

But I draw the line at common sense tolerable regulations.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (mkDpn)<<<

What about a common sense modest proposal?

Posted by: Thomas Paine and Jonathan Swift at August 03, 2017 12:05 AM (rwqWc)

756 @ 692, AOP.

Single screw WILL work for a scope mount. But the rear of the mounting rail will have to bear hard against that bit of the front of the receiver ring.

"Female" contour of scope mount will have to be an exact match to outer diameter of barrel from screw to receiver.

E mail me, anyway. I'll find a way to send a sketch back to you. You'll also need a downward pressing leaf spring, anchored by an extra long screw going through the mount's front aspect, and running down through a groove in the mount, towards the rear aspect, near the receiver.

The screw will hold down both the front of the mount, *and* the front of the leaf spring....which will reach back and bear downwards on the rear aspect of the scope mount.

I can make a good many things in my wee shop, but this would exceed my tooling, not having a vertical mill with horizontal traverse screw table.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2017 12:05 AM (v5iqM)

757 I thought they actually did?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2017 12:01 AM (0mskG)

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Think only some skin and tendons were keeping his head on his shoulders...

So he didn't totally lose his head.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:06 AM (s5Kql)

758 I've made no effort to hide my abilities. You presume I am doing something I am not.

You presume that you are smart(er), and that I am not smart. That is the point I am making, you presume.

Thank you for your help in demonstrating this simple concept.
Posted by: Gunther Oiler at August 03, 2017 12:04 AM (m9X4Y)


Son, you can't hide what doesn't exist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 03, 2017 12:06 AM (SRKgf)

759 I can't hang out much longer.
Posted by: Mary Suratt
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Well, let's not lose our heads.

Posted by: Anne Boleyn at August 03, 2017 12:06 AM (/ZEVC)

760 What weighs more... a pound of Cliff's brains or a pound of feathers?

Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at August 03, 2017 12:06 AM (nlbfN)

761 749. Ya need all the help you can get, clearly.

But I repeat my earlier question - what is your objection to measures of human intelligence? It's not a measure of anything else or other than capacity - it carries no weight morally, ethically, or otherwise, any more than measures of muscle mass and reflex times do.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:06 AM (fA1SL)

762 This computer is about dead. So, g'night everyone!

Posted by: Blaco Basura at August 03, 2017 12:07 AM (R5lvn)

763 (apologies for repeating this bit, again)

Aetius - you're thinking of Saddam's relative and one-time intelligence (ha!) chief, Barzan al-Tikriti. The executioner was good (British-trained, I think?), did his homework - but someone forgot to tell him (probably his own side, our side was very professional on all this) that Barzan had degenerative disease that likely had weakened/decalcified his bone system. So I believe the formula was followed (body weight, drop height), but ..... oops, didn't figure in the bone weakness. So, headless Barzan.

During the first (Dujail) trial, Barzan was comic relief. Hilarious to see Saddam glaring at him with the obvious "shut up, you idiot!" look. One time the prisoners "resisted" by refusing to dress for trial. So they showed up in their pjs - well, some casual/home dress for Arabs looks like pjs anyway, so no huge difference. Well, this "protest" lasted all of a day or two, without any effect. So they went back to dressing normally (Saddam, as always, dapper with the good graying beard and the pin-stripe suit without a tie)

Barzan comes out ..... still in his pjs. Saddam's look was priceless.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2017 12:07 AM (QDnY+)

764 690 The governor of Oregon is inviting the world to come and stay at State Parks, and on the mall in front of the capital building.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2017 11:49 PM (mkDpn)
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Oooooh. Are they offering free full-term abortions? Some pills to help granny along?
Think of the possibilities with package deals!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2017 12:07 AM (0jtPF)

765 IQ tests sort of have to be baffling, in part, don't they? I mean if everybody could get all the answers right, first time, every time, it wouldn't be a test, would it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 12:05 AM (prH+p)



This.

If everyone scores 100, or 0, the test is not of much use.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 03, 2017 12:07 AM (SRKgf)

766 You people just assumed my old yellow lab wasn't intelligent when she couldn't figure out how to climb those stairs, and all because you already knew all there was about stairs and stair climbing.

This is all on you, h8rs.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 03, 2017 12:08 AM (psH+N)

767 750 I can't hang out much longer.
Posted by: Mary Suratt at August 03, 2017 12:04 AM (PXj2C)

Piker
Posted by: judas iscariot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2017 12:08 AM (ZTRlp)

768 Niters, Blanco.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:09 AM (s5Kql)

769 738
And my eyesight is such, that I cannot get a focus on the front sight, rear sight, and that damned gopher all at once.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That's physics. I couldn't do that in my youth with open sights. Peep sight helps a bit.

If you really want all three in focus at the same time with open irons, use a shooting iris.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 03, 2017 12:09 AM (di1hb)

770 I don't know why I like them so much, but I have to stop myself from buying a used Marlin 81 whenever I see one at a gun show.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo
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Nylon 66.
Dumb, I know...I mean, it's plastic , but I like the looks.

Posted by: Anne Boleyn at August 03, 2017 12:09 AM (/ZEVC)

771 I can damn sure read the sign that says stay the Hell away from the well. Unlike that dipshit, Timmy.

Posted by: Lassie at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (rwqWc)


To be fair to Timmy, he's got ADHD and is on Ritalin.

Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2017 12:10 AM (84p6I)

772 Oops. /Headless Anne

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2017 12:11 AM (/ZEVC)

773 What's your favorite aroma?

==============

Female love juices.

Posted by: ShainS at August 03, 2017 12:11 AM (ZcAbN)

774 Well, cockers are very bright, you know.

Posted by: Dr. Charles Montague at August 03, 2017 12:11 AM (rZ+mb)

775 To be fair to Timmy, he's got ADHD and is on Ritalin.
Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2017 12:10 AM (84p6I)

Also, he's my little brother and I did 'stuff' to him when he was younger...

Posted by: Amy Schumerite's Very Smelly Scamper at August 03, 2017 12:12 AM (qul7b)

776 >>>Face it: the simplest explanation, per Occam's Razor, is that you and your classmates were of average intelligence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2017 11:59 PM (SRKgf)<<<




Our class was smart. Not like everybody says... like dumb... We're smart and we want respect!

Posted by: classmates of Fredo Corleone High School at August 03, 2017 12:13 AM (rwqWc)

777 Darn it. There's something in my eyes and I have to sort these coins by size. Can you help, Gunther?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSn4WkEA7DU

Posted by: dr. amy farrah-fowler at August 03, 2017 12:13 AM (nlbfN)

778 770. Heh....I'm the same way with my CZ52's - got two of the beasts. There's something about their design aesthetic that appeals to me. It's like someone took the1950's and made them solid parkerized steel with bakelite grips.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:14 AM (fA1SL)

779 If you really want all three in focus at the same time with open irons, use a shooting iris.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 03, 2017 12:09 AM (di1hb)

Interesting!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 12:15 AM (prH+p)

780 Wait, is this anti-IQ stuff more of the nation's recent participation trophy, everyone is a winner tendencies?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 03, 2017 12:15 AM (psH+N)

781 Was at a upscale restaurant recently sitting at the bar having lunch. Gave the bartender, a very pretty little thing, a hundred for the bill. It took her awhile to do the mental math for change, and I did double count it to make sure. She has a degree from a UC school.

Course the waitstaff and bartenders are all young pretty things in their college years and all wear rather low cut, tight black cocktail dresses.

She couldn't find North Korea on a map if you circled it but she was all knowledgable about some days-long drug fueled rock concert in the California desert.

Course she knows how to rock that dress.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 03, 2017 12:16 AM (QMwOT)

782 Another cool name:

Moses Gunn

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:17 AM (s5Kql)

783 Have couple of CZ-83s myself. Just for fun, and who knows, somewhere/some day might carry, and wouldn't mind a heavy all-steel option.

Somebody here (probably Grump) drew attention to the fact that Classic had C ampersand R CZ-82s again a few weeks ago. But besides full safe/no time, I'm fighting caliber creep. Not gonna add a caliber (other than the two ARs, when they're built).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2017 12:17 AM (QDnY+)

784 This.

If everyone scores 100, or 0, the test is not of much use.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 03, 2017 12:07 AM (SRKgf)


A test is useful no matter the score. I still get a taxpayer-paid pension even if I am a shitty teacher and all my students get zeroes.

Posted by: Every Teacher Everywhere at August 03, 2017 12:17 AM (84p6I)

785 780. Nahh...dude's either trolling like a champ, or whiteknighting for what he thinks are lesser people. So, a troll or a cuck. Generosity compels me to think it's masterful trolling to illustrate via Poe's Law the utter vacuity of post-modern proglodytes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:18 AM (fA1SL)

786 770 ... I always thought the Nylon 66 looked so cool. But these days if I want best accuracy I use the 10/22. The Henry lever action is more fun though.

Posted by: JTB at August 03, 2017 12:18 AM (V+03K)

787 "Indoor ice-rink smell. Something about the wet rubber flooring, or something, I guess. Anyway, very distinctive aroma. Pretty evocative for those who've playing hockey all their lives."

I love hockey, but on a good day the gear and the locker rooms smell like Seinfeld's car in that episode.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at August 03, 2017 12:19 AM (IIOyJ)

788 Wait, is this anti-IQ stuff more of the nation's recent participation trophy, everyone is a winner tendencies?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 03, 2017 12:15 AM (psH+N)


I have a feeling it's part of that "Seven intelligences" bullshit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 03, 2017 12:19 AM (rZ+mb)

789 Man from Athens, your bar story offers (really stretched) rationale for one of my favorites: "we used to teach Greek and Latin in high school, now we teach remedial English in college".


Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2017 12:20 AM (QDnY+)

790
A test is useful no matter the score. I still get a taxpayer-paid pension even if I am a shitty teacher and all my students get zeroes.

Posted by: Every Teacher Everywhere at August 03, 2017 12:17 AM

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An interesting hypothesis, and it would only require $58 million in federal grants for me to determine if it requires more study.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 03, 2017 12:20 AM (psH+N)

791 783. I've taken to open carrying the 52, since TX made that legal. Much easier than concealed. Wear it on my weak side, butt-forward, as Tengri intended.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:20 AM (fA1SL)

792 This song loud is incredible....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZqItCGY3Ns




Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 03, 2017 12:21 AM (PUmDY)

793 Tickled Pink,

I have a bit of experience with a bipolar former spouse. I so hope they are doing it with the approval and guidance of a doctor who is totally informed and has helped them with their medications. W tried this on her own and it went really badly. If you are on a relatively even keel, not good to mess with it. You can crash and burn and getting back to a good zone can be really difficult. Best advice I can give is to PLEASE try to get her to not self medicate and to bring her doc on board.

That said,
If the friend starts to get depressed, I found the best thing was just to be there as much as possible, to not be judgmental, and to be encouraging and a good listener. I would defer to advice of others who actually have dealt with depression personally as to what a good friend can do. Because that seems the most likely outcome of going off ant depressants.

If the friend bounces the other way, and becomes elevated, that is a whole other ballgame.

Again, try your best to get her to keep her doc in the mix. Self medicating or quitting is playing with fire. This I do know.

Posted by: RM at August 03, 2017 12:21 AM (eP+dt)

794 Bird solved this puzzle using one weird trick!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 12:22 AM (IqV8l)

795 788. A possibility not to be dismissed out of hand. But that would require literacy, so it, too, would be rigged.

Can a low IQ person be clever or skillful, good and kind, ethical and moral? Of course. No one has said otherwise.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:24 AM (fA1SL)

796 >>>Bird solved this puzzle using one weird trick!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 12:22 AM (IqV8l)<<<

Nothin' but net.

Posted by: Larry Bird at August 03, 2017 12:24 AM (rwqWc)

797 I've been avoiding looking at the time out of respect for cultures that never discovered time beyond dark and light (not to mention any sanderlings that haven't mastered the math), but I guess I'll catch up tomorrow. Or next dark as some birds say.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at August 03, 2017 12:24 AM (psH+N)

798 Fritz, was talking about the rink smell, which is distinctive, and not at all bad.

My equipment is hung on a home-made rack built from scrap wood, sprayed with one of those anti-odor sprays, in the garage, which is generally warm to hot and very dry, year-round. So, no problem there.

However, I do recall some guys, in the past, who apparently would just toss their bags in the car, then take them out again at the next game/practice. Yowza, ya gotta be kidding me. In one case it got so bad the guy got "the talk" from the team - he mended his ways.

Then there was the guy who enjoyed his beverages *before* the games on Friday nights. He reeked. Even in the cold dry air of the rink, when you'd skate by him ...... wow. Somehow he never got hurt. His team put up with him for a while, then got rid of him.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2017 12:24 AM (QDnY+)

799
So, a troll or a cuck.

A truck!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 12:24 AM (IqV8l)

800 Bird solved this puzzle using one weird trick!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Nah, it was easy, I just followed the North Star.

Posted by: Adm. Byrd at August 03, 2017 12:25 AM (/ZEVC)

801 799. That's a two-fer! Well done, sir!
Serving wench! Bring that man a skin of our finest koumiss!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:26 AM (fA1SL)

802 Busy night or just an early ont?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2017 12:26 AM (cAnNx)

803 Bird solved this puzzle using one weird trick!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 12:22 AM (IqV8l)


Whipped out his wallet and paid a dog to take the test for him?

Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2017 12:26 AM (84p6I)

804 Sorry I missed the favorite smells. Had to watch the Rockies blow a 5-0 lead

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 12:27 AM (mMeIQ)

805 A truck!
A cull!!!

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 03, 2017 12:27 AM (nlbfN)

806 A busy night, buzzion.

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at August 03, 2017 12:27 AM (nlbfN)

807 Buzzion at August




Hey, if you have a sec could you send me an email, me at gmail?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:27 AM (0wem/)

808 I'm out for the evening. Be well, and I'll catch you reprobates later.

Posted by: Insomniac - A Cautionary Tale at August 03, 2017 12:28 AM (0mRoj)

809 805. Shhh! Nix! Nix!
We don't want them to know what we're doing until they're on the helicopter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:28 AM (fA1SL)

810 Geeze...Anderson Cooper interviewing Al Gore. It's like an intellectual black hole.

Posted by: Adm. Byrd at August 03, 2017 12:29 AM (/ZEVC)

811 Damn early 0530 alarm, so I'm off to the snoozer.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2017 12:30 AM (v5iqM)

812 Musical tributes to General Pinochet. Two by based Polish metal dude, one with music by Drowning Pool:
https://youtu.be/CFrBYI3Ntro
https://youtu.be/NrSJk58Erfk
https://youtu.be/yy9VvAuCCEg

I recommend the first and last, but they're all good.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:31 AM (fA1SL)

813 I can't make the gnamm if that's what it's about y5

Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2017 12:31 AM (cAnNx)

814 789 Man from Athens, your bar story offers (really stretched) rationale for one of my favorites: "we used to teach Greek and Latin in high school, now we teach remedial English in college".


Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2017 12:20 AM (QDnY+)

....and remedial math.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 03, 2017 12:31 AM (QMwOT)

815 Isn't there someone on here from Sk?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 12:32 AM (mMeIQ)

816 Isn't there someone on here from Sk?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 12:32 AM (mMeIQ)

There is a "rickinSK", IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 12:33 AM (prH+p)

817 >>>Bird solved this puzzle using one weird trick!



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 12:22 AM (IqV8l)<<<



Could've used a Cheap Trick, and Surrendered.

Posted by: the bird at August 03, 2017 12:34 AM (rwqWc)

818 GNAMM - Vegas, isn't it?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:35 AM (fA1SL)

819 818 GNAMM - Vegas, isn't it?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:35 AM (fA1SL)

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Yep.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:36 AM (s5Kql)

820 A good smell is dumping a C-Drum in 6.6 seconds in my '21AC with a hot cup of Coffee.

Posted by: DB Coooper at August 03, 2017 12:37 AM (/CWZT)

821 819. Got this vision of Mileynand Insomniac driving thru the desert in a convertible caddy. Insomniac tells her, 'We can't stop here. This is bat-country.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:38 AM (fA1SL)

822 AOP....will be in Saskatoon next week

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 12:39 AM (mMeIQ)

823 Chris Stirewalt is an irritating midwestern jackass.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 03, 2017 12:39 AM (PUmDY)

824 Here, if you want groceries, there's Walmart, Homeland (what used to be Safeway in Oklahoma decades ago), Save-A-Lot, and one local store.

Homeland is pricey and run-down. The local store is about the same, but looks better. I get things there from time to time to support them, even if it's out of my way.

Save-A-Lot is the cleanest. Low prices, so it saves me money on the basics.

Walmart is where I reluctantly go for the items I can't get at Save-A-Lot.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 03, 2017 12:40 AM (rJUlF)

825 I just saw the google heading for the day. I thought it was Joan Crawford, and I was thinking, "Ooo, a white person." I realized I had been thinking that after I put my mouse on it and discovered it was Delores del Rio.

That made me realize I can't remember ever seeing a white person featured on that google thing. Surely I am wrong, but I really don't remember one.

Posted by: Alana at August 03, 2017 12:41 AM (6GQqi)

826 Best vegas video of all time. Yeah, Sting's a douche and pretentious as all fuck, but he can do a good song and has great vids.

https://youtu.be/C3lWwBslWqg

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:41 AM (fA1SL)

827 I don't like the way this thread is trending...

Posted by: The Gopher at August 03, 2017 12:03 AM (/ZEVC)

Try living my life buddy.

Posted by: The Chicken at August 03, 2017 12:41 AM (Jcg9Q)

828 Bird solved this puzzle using one weird trick!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2017 12:22 AM (IqV8l)
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was that when the pigeon won the chess game?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 12:42 AM (Xgxm5)

829 Bedtime for me. Tomorrow, I get to meet one of the 'ettes and her husband for lunch.

Have a good night!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 03, 2017 12:42 AM (rJUlF)

830 I can't make the gnamm if that's what it's about y5
Posted by: Buzzion at August




Something else. I noted, unfortunately, that you were otherwise engaged earlier.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:44 AM (0wem/)

831 GNAMM - Vegas, isn't it?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August




Yes it is, yes it is.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:45 AM (0wem/)

832 783. I've taken to open carrying the 52, since TX made that legal. Much easier than concealed. Wear it on my weak side, butt-forward, as Tengri intended.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:20 AM (fA1SL)

It's been a year and a half, and I have yet to see anyone open carry.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 12:45 AM (Jcg9Q)

833 G'night, all of youse who's still here!

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at August 03, 2017 12:46 AM (H8WVB)

834 821 819. Got this vision of Mileynand Insomniac driving thru the desert in a convertible caddy. Insomniac tells her, 'We can't stop here. This is bat-country.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:38 AM (fA1SL)

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Well...

y5 has gotten my and bebe's bail money together.

Not that well need it, mind you...

That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:46 AM (s5Kql)

835 westminsterdogshow at August




How do you get so much time to travel?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:46 AM (0wem/)

836 Looks like the Cubs have come out of their half season slumber and will be poised for a playoff run.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 03, 2017 12:47 AM (C06tc)

837 832. Concealed is my preference, but it's not always practical. I'm not always in a jacket.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:47 AM (fA1SL)

838 AOP....will be in Saskatoon next week

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 12:39 AM (mMeIQ)

Will you be there for a dog show? Have you met Kate McMillan, the proprietor of the blog, Small Dead Animals? She is a breeder of miniature Schnauzers, and shows them all over North America. She is located very near Saskatoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 12:48 AM (prH+p)

839 GNAMM - Vegas, isn't it?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:35 AM (fA1SL)

You gonna show up?

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 12:48 AM (Jcg9Q)

840 834 Well... y5 has gotten my and bebe's bail money together. Not that well need it, mind you...
That's just crazy talk.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:46 AM (

What????? Killjoy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 12:48 AM (hscyr)

841 Well...

y5 has gotten my and bebe's bail money together.

Not that well need it, mind you...

That's just crazy talk.
Posted by: SMFH at August




You know the bail money is ready and everything but I have to say I am surprised Bebes expects to need bail money. Morons should know how not to get caught.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:48 AM (0wem/)

842 A somewhat fashionable trend in the past couple decades has been the analysis of correlation of average IQ scores for countries, regions, etc. to various things such as economic growth, income levels, and distribution of income in addition to original purposes such as vocational and educational potential of individuals.

Last year on a blog, I was in a discussion about IQ scores and academic achievement in Europe. Essentially the conversation was based on a commonly cited listing of IQ by Euro country and comparing to PISA (Programme for International Student Assessment) test scores from another study. Some comparisons had been made in an article which led to the blog discussion.

Some things with some countries' IQ seemed a bit off based on scores from a decade before (but they do change) so I started looking at info on the original published IQ study. There were some adjustments to the raw IQ data for this or that reason which I assume were legitimate. But for a major country I came across the fact that actual IQ scores were not available. So how did they get the reported IQ score? They used PISA scores as a proxy for IQ since past studies showed
a correlation. That is reasonable for the IQ study perhaps but not helpful when in turn correlating those results to current PISA scores.

Posted by: RioBravo at August 03, 2017 12:48 AM (OmhcY)

843 832. My folks live in a constitutional carry state. Glocks and Springfield armory pistols seem popular there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:49 AM (fA1SL)

844 Heh y5,

My record is spotless.

But there's always a first time.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:49 AM (s5Kql)

845 YDDUP, doesn't sound like you are talking about My Baby Loves Me

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 03, 2017 12:50 AM (PUmDY)

846 839. Wish I could. Stupid responsibilities.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:50 AM (fA1SL)

847 Shhhh bebe...

*shifty eyes*

OPSEC

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:50 AM (s5Kql)

848 OK, I looked it up. Found Victor Hugo and Louisa May Alcott.

Posted by: Alana at August 03, 2017 12:51 AM (6GQqi)

849 844. Pro tip - take the bail money to the roulette table.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:51 AM (fA1SL)

850 I'm going to be pissed if I can't do the vegas thing.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2017 12:52 AM (aMlLZ)

851 841You know the bail money is ready and everything but I have to say I am surprised Bebes expects to need bail money. Morons should know how not to get caught.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:48 AM (

You're going to load us up with valurite & then expect us to run in heels? That is downright unreasonable!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 12:52 AM (hscyr)

852 850 I'm going to be pissed if I can't do the vegas thing.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2017 12:52 AM (aMlLZ)

So are we.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 12:53 AM (hscyr)

853 839. Wish I could. Stupid responsibilities.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:50 AM (fA1SL)

Gah.

I hope you're leaving October 21st open.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 12:53 AM (Jcg9Q)

854 You're going to load us up with valurite & then expect us to run in heels? That is downright unreasonable!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 12:52 AM (hscyr)

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Heels?

Yeah...about that...

Boots is a go.

Heels, not so much.

My ankles winced just thinking about it.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:53 AM (s5Kql)

855 Heh y5,

My record is spotless.

But there's always a first time.
Posted by: SMFH at August




Yeah, not this time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:54 AM (0wem/)

856 Wish I could. Stupid responsibilities.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:50 AM (fA1SL)

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IOW, his Angel said "Hell No!"


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 12:54 AM (Xgxm5)

857 853. Centex MoMee is go!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:54 AM (fA1SL)

858 You're going to load us up with valurite & then expect us to run in heels? That is downright unreasonable!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August




Sure, if by "load us up with valurite" you mean not slap the second bottle of valurite out of your hand?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:55 AM (0wem/)

859 856. Heh.... the man has taken the truthsayer's drug. She kiboshed it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:56 AM (fA1SL)

860 854. Heels? Yeah...about that... Boots is a go. Heels, not so much. My ankles winced just thinking about it.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:53 AM (

Come on, you gave birth. Twice. You can handle it for a couple hours. They show off the legs do nicely...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 12:56 AM (hscyr)

861 My daughter's head when she was a baby. The intoxicating scent of pure love and joy.

Posted by: LASue at August 02, 2017 11:40 PM (hZ+us)


Only if cooked properly...

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at August 03, 2017 12:56 AM (vBeA5)

862 I would not recommend slapping anything out of an 'ette's hand...

Just saying.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:56 AM (s5Kql)

863 859 856. Heh.... the man has taken the truthsayer's drug. She kiboshed it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:56 AM (fA1SL)

Pfffttt. Bring her along!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 12:57 AM (hscyr)

864 853. About a four hour drive. Two and a half if my angel's at the wheel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:57 AM (fA1SL)

865 I would not recommend slapping anything out of an 'ette's hand...

Just saying.
Posted by: SMFH at August



Like you want to get close enough to gently pry valurite from an ette's hand? Slap the bottle and duck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 12:57 AM (0wem/)

866 C'mon everybody Ann Margaret in yoga pants!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 03, 2017 12:58 AM (PUmDY)

867 bebe,

I'm 5'9" with long legs.

Plus, I like low-heeled, pointy steel-toed boots.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:58 AM (s5Kql)

868 863. Not to Vegas. She dislikes the desert. And, for cultural reasons, she's got sporting blood, and so is best kept away from gambling.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:59 AM (fA1SL)

869 864 853. About a four hour drive. Two and a half if my angel's at the wheel.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:57 AM (fA1SL)

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Like your girl already.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:59 AM (s5Kql)

870 I'm 5'9" with long legs.

Plus, I like low-heeled, pointy steel-toed boots.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:58 AM (s5Kql)

And a thousand Morons scurry to their bunks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:00 AM (prH+p)

871 867. Go on.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:00 AM (fA1SL)

872 AOP. ...WDS comes from jug eared eating dog...
Not from showing dogs. All we have is a 16 year old bitchy cat

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 01:01 AM (mMeIQ)

873 No border collie has ever translated English into Esperanto.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2017 11:54 PM (PXj2C)


I know a bit of Latin...

Posted by: Wilbur from Green Acres at August 03, 2017 01:01 AM (vBeA5)

874 869. Six speed standard on her Acura. Raymond Chandler observed that when a woman is a beautiful driver, she's just about perfect.
He's right.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:02 AM (fA1SL)

875 Y5....
I can't travel?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 01:02 AM (mMeIQ)

876 Y5....
I can't travel?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August




Heh. No I am just jealous.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:03 AM (0wem/)

877 874 869. Six speed standard on her Acura. Raymond Chandler observed that when a woman is a beautiful driver, she's just about perfect.
He's right.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:02 AM (fA1SL)

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Yep.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:04 AM (s5Kql)

878 >>>I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.<<<




I felt a great disturbance in the Horde, as if millions of handbabies suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: Obi-wank Kenobi at August 03, 2017 01:04 AM (rwqWc)

879 867 bebe, I'm 5'9" with long legs.
Plus, I like low-heeled, pointy steel-toed boots.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 12:58 AM (l

Yeah, so wear the spike heels, be 6' & give the 'rons a thrill. Then change shoes. Easy peasy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 01:04 AM (hscyr)

880 oops. quote was supposed to be

>>>And a thousand Morons scurry to their bunks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:00 AM (prH+p)<<<

Posted by: Obi-wank Kenobi at August 03, 2017 01:05 AM (rwqWc)

881 853. Centex MoMee is go!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:54 AM (fA1SL)

OH YEAH!!!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:05 AM (Jcg9Q)

882 Yeah, so wear the spike heels, be 6' & give the 'rons a thrill. Then change shoes. Easy peasy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 01:04 AM (hscyr)

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Or have them bust out in hysterical laughter when my ankles go, "Oh, hell no!" and my mug is kissing the Strip.

No.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:06 AM (s5Kql)

883 881. Shashka, slivo, obsolete Warsaw Pact firearms, my angel. Bringing my A game.

And, yeah, she reads here sometimes. Thinks it's hilarious.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:07 AM (fA1SL)

884 Or have them bust out in hysterical laughter when my ankles go, "Oh, hell no!" and my mug is kissing the Strip.

No.
Posted by: SMFH at August




So, were there a chance, or maybe more accurately a need, to do a Las Vegas version of the tank scene from Golden Eye, do you think you could do the driving?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:07 AM (0wem/)

885 853. About a four hour drive. Two and a half if my angel's at the wheel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 12:57 AM (fA1SL)

From Austin area to Corsicana? Didn't think it was that far.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:08 AM (Jcg9Q)

886 *waves to Palp's better half*

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:08 AM (s5Kql)

887 I have a fine mess of Peon Glorp simmering on the stove. Pork tenderloin cut up small, sauteed, and then instant rice and a can of 'mater soup for a sauce. Plus a few shots of Sriracha for the zing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:08 AM (prH+p)

888 From Austin area to Corsicana? Didn't think it was that far.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:08 AM (Jcg9Q)

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Shitload of construction between Austin and Corsicana.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:09 AM (s5Kql)

889 Shitload of construction between Austin and Corsicana.
Posted by: SMFH at August




slalom course?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:10 AM (0wem/)

890 885. I drive a '97 Corolla. Trust me, those figures are accurate, including meal and recreation breaks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:10 AM (fA1SL)

891 Shitload of construction between Austin and Corsicana.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:09 AM (s5Kql)

Must be that Wall the Donald was talking about.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:10 AM (prH+p)

892 Y5......now that I think about it...
Dominican in February
Toronto in June
Saskatchewan in August

And GNAMM in SEPTEMBER!

VEGAS baby!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 03, 2017 01:10 AM (mMeIQ)

893 slalom course?
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:10 AM (0wem/)

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Pretty much, especially between Temple and Waco.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:11 AM (s5Kql)

894 Watching New Jack City.

Love the soundtrack.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:12 AM (s5Kql)

895 887. I've taken to doing all my cooking in an electric multi cooker pressure cooking thing and/or a wok over an outdoor propane burner. Quick and easy and it doesn't heat up my hq.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:12 AM (fA1SL)

896 Shitload of construction between Austin and Corsicana.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:09 AM (s5Kql)

Oh yeah, that.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:13 AM (Jcg9Q)

897 Y5......now that I think about it...
Dominican in February
Toronto in June
Saskatchewan in August

And GNAMM in SEPTEMBER!

VEGAS baby!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August




Yep.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:13 AM (0wem/)

898 Holy shit I am late to this splendid ONT.

If I drank less, I would be more prompt, but who gives a sit? Verily etc....

2 thoughts:
a. An island is no fun if you can't shoot and lill people trying to get to it without permission. I am not in a general way sympathetic to Nazis or their hangers on, but if a man has an Island, good on him. He should fortify it, and if he fails he may rot. This guy failed. So let him die in obscurity. I want his island not.
b. That is the third (possibly the second) best use for a crescent wrench ever. I will make one, because I can.
c. Balvenie makes excellent stuff. Especially if someone else is buying.

OK three thoughts......

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 03, 2017 01:14 AM (bv6Jt)

899 885. I drive a '97 Corolla. Trust me, those figures are accurate, including meal and recreation breaks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:10 AM (fA1SL)

So by recreation breaks, you mean stopping for a quickie in the Buc-ee's parking lot?

Thought so.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:14 AM (Jcg9Q)

900 If we are talking about smells, why do certain stores have such a pronounced smell. Two store to contrast:

SEARS circa 1980's was just packed with a popcorn smell, it was like popcorn porn.

Target circa 2017 is filled with a toxic Chinese plastic smell. My twins were just complaining about it.

Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 01:15 AM (QCc6B)

901 893. Ugh.....hadn't thought about that. Yeah.....angel should drive. She's faster - she'd make a damned fine wheel man for a bank crew - and it will give me time to admire her. Win-win.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:15 AM (fA1SL)

902 b. That is the third (possibly the second) best use for a crescent wrench ever. I will make one, because I can.

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Hooah.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:16 AM (s5Kql)

903 882 Or have them bust out in hysterical laughter when my ankles go, "Oh, hell no!" and my mug is kissing the Strip.
No.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:06 AM (

Your ankles are too afraid of you to pull that shit!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 01:16 AM (hscyr)

904 899. Not in your area, swearsies. We know you frown on that sort of thing.

But, well, yeah.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:17 AM (fA1SL)

905 Your ankles are too afraid of you to pull that shit!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 01:16 AM (hscyr)

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They're doing a piss-poor job of showing it.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:18 AM (s5Kql)

906 Your ankles are too afraid of you to pull that shit!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:18 AM (0wem/)

907 Night everyone

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 03, 2017 01:19 AM (0wem/)

908 b. That is the third (possibly the second) best use for a crescent wrench ever. I will make one, because I can.

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Hooah.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:16 AM (s5Kql)

I remember my first high-school metal shop class was making a bottle opener. Piece of flat bar, drill a hole and hacksaw it into a slot for the hook, drill a smaller hang-up hole in the other end, draw-file it for a smooth finish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:19 AM (prH+p)

909 825 I just saw the google heading for the day. I thought it was Joan Crawford, and I was thinking, "Ooo, a white person." I realized I had been thinking that after I put my mouse on it and discovered it was Delores del Rio.

Posted by: Alana at August 03, 2017 12:41 AM (6GQqi)
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Dolores del Rio came from an old, super-rich colonial family. She was of Spanish aristocratic descent, completely Euro-white.

Google has deceptively given her a tan but actually she had fair skin, which made a stunning contrast with her dark eyes and hair.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2017 01:20 AM (0jtPF)

910 905 They're doing a piss-poor job of showing it
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:18 AM (

So Y5 needs to line up a litter, and 6 studly litter bearers for your ankles. And our viewing pleasure?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 01:22 AM (hscyr)

911 Puppy breath. Sweet. Unmistakable. Lasts a very short time so you better enjoy it.

Posted by: Victoria at August 03, 2017 01:22 AM (AZQYp)

912 Oh, and BT W, if low IQ parents are still able to provide the basics of life, fuck the gov't. Love and the place where you actually come from is better than anything anyone else can give you.

I've seen too much smart to think its worth a single tear. Courage, love, hope, yes. But smart is like being tall: who gives a shit. Useful, like a hammer. Nothing to get attached to. I

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 03, 2017 01:22 AM (bv6Jt)

913 899. Fond memories of a housing development under construction. We drove around the road block, lights off, and parked in the garage of a house still under construction. Slipped out just ahead of a patrol car, and got her home before 10.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:22 AM (fA1SL)

914 LOL bebe!

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:23 AM (s5Kql)

915 899. Not in your area, swearsies. We know you frown on that sort of thing.

But, well, yeah.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:17 AM (fA1SL)

Me? Frown? No way man. I'd be cheering you on.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:24 AM (Jcg9Q)

916 Fond memories of a housing development under construction. We drove around the road block, lights off, and parked in the garage of a house still under construction. Slipped out just ahead of a patrol car, and got her home before 10.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:22 AM (fA1SL)

My hero.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:24 AM (Jcg9Q)

917 Me? Frown? No way man. I'd be cheering you on.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 01:24 AM (Jcg9Q)

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With pom-poms and a cutesy cheerleader uniform.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:25 AM (s5Kql)

918 I gotta crash. Nite nite all

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 03, 2017 01:25 AM (hscyr)

919 917. On you? Sure, absolutely!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:26 AM (fA1SL)

920 I'd be willing to bet that those "low IQ" parents in Oregon have a somewhat conservative outlook, maybe go to church. That's probably why the State swooped in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:26 AM (prH+p)

921 Speaking of Pinochet songs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmel41_NhuU

Posted by: The Helicopter Hat at August 03, 2017 01:28 AM (vBeA5)

922 As far as the bottle opener, I'd flip it.

Tilting the bottle upwards to open it risks spillage.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:28 AM (s5Kql)

923 Good gawd I am three sheets to the wind. Possibly...no certainly, at least five,,,, Will make the bottle opener though. Purpose, life, all that shit. G'night all.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 03, 2017 01:29 AM (bv6Jt)

924 Niters, bebe : )

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:29 AM (s5Kql)

925 920. Wouldn't surprise me at all. Heard the mother on Glenn Beck and she spoke and answered at least as well as the 'advocate' assigned to her case, who had an MS.

This - I hate this sort of thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:30 AM (fA1SL)

926 My apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 03, 2017 01:30 AM (rnAwa)

927 Niters, AAS.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:31 AM (s5Kql)

928 Perhaps someone else who commented between Comments 1 & 920 already pointed this out, but Sheriff Arpaio is NOT a "convicted criminal." The Court has held him (reasonably or not) in "contempt of court," but that is a far cry from being convicted beyond a reasonable doubt of committing a criminal offense.

Posted by: Zog at August 03, 2017 01:31 AM (OIdXd)

929 921
Nice!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:32 AM (fA1SL)

930 Speaking of Pinochet songs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmel41_NhuU

Posted by: The Helicopter Hat at August 03, 2017 01:28 AM (vBeA5)

Turned that one off right quick. Sound track has several full-volume honking noises; sounds like bad feedback.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:32 AM (prH+p)

931 We know this, Zog.

MFM doing what they do best.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:32 AM (s5Kql)

932 928. TL; DR: REMOVE AZTEC.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:33 AM (fA1SL)

933 "As far as the bottle opener, I'd flip it.
Tilting the bottle upwards to open it risks spillage.
"
-Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:28 AM (s5Kql)

Clever girl. I hadn't noticed that until you pointed it out.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 01:34 AM (Ckg4U)

934 I do love Judd Nelson.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:34 AM (s5Kql)

935 Hey Slap!

I'm very anti-alcohol abuse.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:35 AM (s5Kql)

936 Turned that one off right quick. Sound track has several full-volume honking noises; sounds like bad feedback.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:32 AM (prH+p)


It was Thatcher saying "God save the Queen".

Posted by: The Helicopter Hat at August 03, 2017 01:36 AM (vBeA5)

937 *HAH*!

-amen

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 01:36 AM (Ckg4U)

938 930. Chile still knows how to throw a parade:

https://youtu.be/ApjgnL_dU4Y

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:37 AM (fA1SL)

939 900 If we are talking about smells, why do certain stores have such a pronounced smell. Two store to contrast:

SEARS circa 1980's was just packed with a popcorn smell, it was like popcorn porn.

Target circa 2017 is filled with a toxic Chinese plastic smell. My twins were just complaining about it.
Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 01:15 AM (QCc6B)

~~~~

Woolworth. I swear they bottled that smell.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 03, 2017 01:38 AM (QMwOT)

940 SEARS circa 1980's was just packed with a popcorn smell, it was like popcorn porn.

Target circa 2017 is filled with a toxic Chinese plastic smell. My twins were just complaining about it.
Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 01:15 AM (QCc6B)

---

I went to Sears a few weeks ago for an oil change.

You nailed it.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:39 AM (s5Kql)

941 It was Thatcher saying "God save the Queen".

Posted by: The Helicopter Hat at August 03, 2017 01:36 AM (vBeA5)

Couldn't prove it by me. Just a loud noise that damned near blew out my speakers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 01:40 AM (prH+p)

942 900 If we are talking about smells, why do certain stores have such a pronounced smell. Two store to contrast:

SEARS circa 1980's was just packed with a popcorn smell, it was like popcorn porn.

Target circa 2017 is filled with a toxic Chinese plastic smell. My twins were just complaining about it.

Posted by: Max Power at August 03, 2017 01:15 AM (QCc6B)



https://youtu.be/1EcjRrAYmKc

Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2017 01:41 AM (cAnNx)

943 As far as the bottle opener, I'd flip it.

Tilting the bottle upwards to open it risks spillage.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:28 AM (s5Kql)


I know a dude who has a bottle opener right in the center of the air cleaner of his Harley. He also had it oriented wrong, so I flipped it for him. I told him I flipped it so he didn't spill beer on the engine. He said no biggie, the engine deserves a drink.

gotta love the Harley crowd. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2017 01:41 AM (aMlLZ)

944 My brother lost his sense of smell in 2003, after a near-fatal fall from three stories on a construction job. Received my first red cross message while I was down range.

He's never smelled his daughters.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:42 AM (s5Kql)

945 Considering the alternative, having my baby bro still around without a sense a smell seems a fair trade off.

He agrees.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:43 AM (s5Kql)

946 Well that explains the popcorn smell at least.

The Target smelling like Chinese plastic is probably cause that's what all their crap is made from and/or packaged in.

Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2017 01:43 AM (cAnNx)

947 944. More's the pity. Smell above all other senses is the most primal. One synapse between olfactory and brain.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:44 AM (fA1SL)

948 lol Berserker

Yep.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:44 AM (s5Kql)

949 945. Well, duh, as the kids say. Still a loss.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:45 AM (fA1SL)

950 Favorite smells...

-Gasoline
-Fresh-Cut Wood
-Lemon Floor Cleanser
-Bleach+Bounce after the whites come out of the Dryer
-Campfires
-Spring Blooms
-Petrichor
-Coffee
-Well-Maintained Pussy

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 01:45 AM (Ckg4U)

951 I also strangely like the scent of skunk from a distance. Also skunk cabbage.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 03, 2017 01:45 AM (Kwney)

952 947 944. More's the pity. Smell above all other senses is the most primal. One synapse between olfactory and brain.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:44 AM (fA1SL)

---

Living in Hawai'i doesn't help matters...

But he's here.

That's all that matters.

His wife and daughters will agree.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:46 AM (s5Kql)

953 Yes, it's still a loss.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:47 AM (s5Kql)

954 952. And that sufficeth.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:47 AM (fA1SL)

955 953. My angel sometimes has me to wash a scarf I gave her - my first gift. Silk and cashmere. I hate to do it, because it washes away the scent of her neck and shoulders. But she loves that I do it, because it picks up my smell in the process. Humans - we're still mammals, for all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:51 AM (fA1SL)

956 I was going to mount a bottle opener, can ventilator on my deck, but I have so many of the damned things that people steal them.

...and I still have at least ten of them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 01:52 AM (Ckg4U)

957 "Living in Hawai'i doesn't help matters...
But he's here.
That's all that matters.
His wife and daughters will agree.
"
-Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:46 AM (s5Kql)

No doubt, ma'am. Here's to him still being around for those close to him.

*raises glass*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 01:54 AM (Ckg4U)

958 Since he was in his late 20s when he lost his sense of smell, he does remember most scents.

And growing up in Hawai'i from the time he was three to the present, he remembers a lot.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:54 AM (s5Kql)

959 And my children when they were very young. They had a smell, a scent like paradise, that made me want and need and strive to be a better, stronger man. These things are hard-wired into us, and are the fons et origio of most of what we call morality.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:55 AM (fA1SL)

960 Thank you, Slap.

I will be seeing him in November, so I will pass it along.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 01:55 AM (s5Kql)

961 You're welcome, darlin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 01:56 AM (Ckg4U)

962 958. He grew up in a scented garden. Blessed is he who smells once a flower that others can never know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 01:57 AM (fA1SL)

963 And with that, I'm out.
Shadilay, my dudes and chicks and all my siblings!

Praise Kek!
All hail Blue Whale!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at August 03, 2017 02:01 AM (fA1SL)

964 Oh... fireworks was another big one for me. Black powder and various additives makes for a pleasant evening.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:02 AM (Ckg4U)

965 G'Night, Uncle Palpatine.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:02 AM (Ckg4U)

966 Speaking of fireworks...

Is there anything about transporting fireworks from Texas to Nevada?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:04 AM (s5Kql)

967 Speaking of fireworks...

Is there anything about transporting fireworks from Texas to Nevada?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:04 AM (s5Kql)


Does this "firework" have treads? lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2017 02:07 AM (aMlLZ)

968 966
Is there anything about transporting fireworks from Texas to Nevada?

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:04 AM (s5Kql)
----------------------------
Uh oh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2017 02:07 AM (0jtPF)

969 *shifty eyes*

No...

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:08 AM (s5Kql)

970

SMFH is gonna strip in Vegas wearing high heel boots and put her ankles behind her head?

*faints*

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2017 02:10 AM (qul7b)

971 Exhaust from a diesel always smells good to me

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 03, 2017 02:11 AM (SxBH1)

972 Uh oh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2017 02:07 AM (0jtPF)

---

They're fireworks.

I bought more than I needed for the 4th.

Damn Killeen PD gets all butthurt when you set 'em off in the city limits.

Go figure.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:11 AM (s5Kql)

973 SMFH is gonna strip in Vegas wearing high heel boots and put her ankles behind her head?

*faints*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2017 02:10 AM (qul7b)

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Where the fuck did you read that??

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:12 AM (s5Kql)

974 IVV,

Love ya, but you either need to put the bottle down or work on reading comprehension.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:13 AM (s5Kql)

975 SMFH is gonna strip in Vegas wearing high heel boots and put her ankles behind her head?

*faints*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2017 02:10 AM (qul7b)

---

Where the fuck did you read that??

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:12 AM (s5Kql)

Nowhere.

It's just what we want.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 02:14 AM (Jcg9Q)

976 *eyes CB*

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:15 AM (s5Kql)

977 Nevada fireworks laws:

http://www.shouselaw.com/nevada/illegal-fireworks

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:15 AM (Ckg4U)

978 Is there anything about transporting fireworks from Texas to Nevada?

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:04 AM (s5Kql)

Oh dear.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 02:15 AM (Jcg9Q)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 03, 2017 02:15 AM (0jtPF)

980 Lol.

*time for one more drink*

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 02:16 AM (Jcg9Q)

981 Where the fuck did you read that??
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:12 AM (s5Kql)

Uhhh... here?

Perhaps wandering in and out reading bits at a time and picking the wrong week to quit sniffing glue was an error...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2017 02:17 AM (qul7b)

982 In any state that you may be traveling through, there are no laws against "possession". You need to light them to be in violation of a local ordinance.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:21 AM (Ckg4U)

983 My question would then be, "Where do you plan on lighting these fireworks?"

You'd need recon, so as to ascertain a viable location, from which to render your display.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:26 AM (Ckg4U)

984 Duh.

In the desert.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:28 AM (s5Kql)

985 Speaking of fireworks...

Is there anything about transporting fireworks from Texas to Nevada?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:04 AM (s5Kql)


IIRC, if you are driving, Federal law allows one to transport a gun through other states. Doubt you'd have any problem in Arizona, or even in New Mexico.

Also, you can use a Federally licenced gun dealer to have them properly transported for pick-up in another state. Nevada does not have a registration or reporting requirement anymore, and if your gun is legal in Texas, it's legal in Nevada.

Posted by: The Right to Keep and Bare Hats at August 03, 2017 02:29 AM (vBeA5)

986 I just want to say a great big Fuck You to megalomaniac Sheriff Joe; may you serve your sentence in the Maricopa County jail without A/C in the summer, eating punishment loaf, and wearing pink underwear and pink flip-flops.

And I pretty much wish the same on Samantha Power. Except if she likes pink. Pick purple or Trump gold if it bothers her.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 02:34 AM (6jaju)

987 "Duh.
In the desert.
"
-Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 02:28 AM (s5Kql)

You're talking about persuading Valu-Rite swilling, gambling degenerates in air conditioning to go out into the desert in Ninety-Degree temperatures to watch Class C fireworks.

"Duh" passed to your corner.... lol.

Don't get me wrong. I'd be 50-/50 on it. I love fireworks. I left that link in hopes that you'll be able to do what you like.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:39 AM (Ckg4U)

988 8 >> Favorite smell(s)is vagina and Hoppes #9 (the old formula).



Dare we ask how you came up with that mixture?

Posted by: t-bird
Having a .45 caliber hoo-hah is a plus?*hey what, you want me to go deeper into the comments?*

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 02:46 AM (6jaju)

989 SMFH is gonna strip in Vegas wearing high heel boots and put her ankles behind her head?

If this is an advertisement for the Vegas MoMe -- It's working.

*looks for the y5 email address*

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 02:50 AM (6jaju)

990 Well, I have to hit the sack. Been up since 6:30, and now I am feeling the day has become long. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2017 02:53 AM (prH+p)

991 SMFH is gonna strip in Vegas wearing high heel boots and put her ankles behind her head?

If this is an advertisement for the Vegas MoMe -- It's working.

*looks for the y5 email address*

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 02:50 AM (6jaju)


yankeefifth at gmail dot com

as a secondary, you can e-mail me at the e-mail noted at my site linked in my nic.

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 02:54 AM (vBeA5)

992 you should be able to buy firew*rks in Nevada, if not on the open market, then on one of the Indian Reservations.

just don't take any into #Failifornia: they have no sense of humor here.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 02:54 AM (Xgxm5)

993 G'Night, AOP.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 02:54 AM (Ckg4U)

994 Since the ONT is nearing 1000 comments, can I haz a recap?

I'm mentally challenged by Mountain Dew and vodka, but mostly vodka.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 02:55 AM (6jaju)

995 oh yeah, and you'd best be careful where in the desert you set them off...

starting a brush fire would put a crimp in your weekend plans.

as well as delay your trip home for quite some time.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 02:56 AM (Xgxm5)

996 1000?

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 02:58 AM (Jcg9Q)

997 1000

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 03:00 AM (Jcg9Q)

998 995 oh yeah, and you'd best be careful where in the desert you set them off...

starting a brush fire would put a crimp in your weekend plans.


I don't think you are familiar with the Nevada desert. You can set off a fucking nuclear weapon out there without lighting a brush fire.

I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 03:01 AM (6jaju)

999 Not

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)

1000 Hey!

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 03:01 AM (Jcg9Q)

1001 Yet

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)

1002 Nailed it!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 03:02 AM (Jcg9Q)

1003 1000

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 03:02 AM (6jaju)

1004 not 1000?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:02 AM (Xgxm5)

1005 Nailed it!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:02 AM (Xgxm5)

1006 Fuckity

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 03:02 AM (6jaju)

1007 I'm sufficiently tired enough to wish you all "farewell".

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 03, 2017 03:04 AM (Ckg4U)

1008 Chopper Hat, you has e-mail

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:10 AM (Xgxm5)

1009 I don't think you are familiar with the Nevada desert. You can set off a fucking nuclear weapon out there without lighting a brush fire.

I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 03:01 AM (6jaju)

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I'm familiar with it.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:13 AM (s5Kql)

1010 IRC, if you are driving, Federal law allows one to transport a gun through other states. Doubt you'd have any problem in Arizona, or even in New Mexico.

Also, you can use a Federally licenced gun dealer to have them properly transported for pick-up in another state. Nevada does not have a registration or reporting requirement anymore, and if your gun is legal in Texas, it's legal in Nevada.
Posted by: The Right to Keep and Bare Hats at August 03, 2017 02:29 AM (vBeA5)

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I knew that.

I asked about fireworks.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:16 AM (s5Kql)

1011 I'm familiar with it.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:13 AM (s5Kql)
---
we both are, hence my qualifier of being careful where...

out on a playa, no problemo

surrounded by creosote bushes, etc, Katy bar the door...

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:19 AM (Xgxm5)

1012 surrounded by creosote bushes, etc, Katy bar the door...
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:19 AM (Xgxm5)

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Yep.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:21 AM (s5Kql)

1013 Chopper Hat, you has e-mail

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:10 AM (Xgxm5)


hat at politicalhat dot com

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:21 AM (vBeA5)

1014 Las Vegas? Why in hell would I leave Alaska in the summer? Nobody leaves Alaska in the summer.

Plus, I've got lots of fish to smoke.

MoMee in the winter, folks. When we need it. Please.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 03, 2017 03:22 AM (NXsWM)

1015 TL;DR version for SMFH:

leave them at home

http://www.clarkcountynv.gov/fire/Pages/
FireworksSafety.aspx

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:22 AM (Xgxm5)

1016 The Davy Crockett nuclear test in NV --

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Feller_(nuclear_tests)

Above ground atomic warhead artillery tests. In Nevada.

Now that's a big Twinkie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (6jaju)

1017 should already be in your In-box dude.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (Xgxm5)

1018 IRC, if you are driving, Federal law allows one to transport a gun through other states. Doubt you'd have any problem in Arizona, or even in New Mexico.

From what I've read and understand, I can basically drive from Texas to Vegas armed to the teeth.

Which is what I'll be doing.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (Jcg9Q)

1019 I knew that.

I asked about fireworks.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:16 AM (s5Kql)


My bad. That was in response to a query about firearms.

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (vBeA5)

1020 Pfft.

Clark County.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (s5Kql)

1021 *grins at CB*

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:24 AM (s5Kql)

1022 NP, Hat...heh.

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:24 AM (s5Kql)

1023 MoMee in the winter, folks. When we need it. Please.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 03, 2017 03:22 AM (NXsWM)

How about Texas in October? Pretty nice around here then. 80's and such.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 03:24 AM (Jcg9Q)

1024 they only allowed near the 4th, and are always illegal on county, state and federal land.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:24 AM (Xgxm5)

1025 Las Vegas? Why in hell would I leave Alaska in the summer? Nobody leaves Alaska in the summer.

Plus, I've got lots of fish to smoke.

MoMee in the winter, folks. When we need it. Please.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 03, 2017 03:22 AM (NXsWM)


Vegas is best in the Spring and Fall. It's actually snowed here in Vegas a couple years in all the years I've been here.

Snow is weird.

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:25 AM (vBeA5)

1026 *grins at CB*

Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:24 AM (s5Kql)

Heh heh.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 03:25 AM (Jcg9Q)

1027 TL;DR version for SMFH:

leave them at home

http://www.clarkcountynv.gov/fire/Pages
/FireworksSafety.aspx

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:22 AM (Xgxm5)


You can get away with a lot during the 4th of July... A LOT.

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:26 AM (vBeA5)

1028 Pfft.

Clark County.
Posted by: SMFH at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (s5Kql)


Nye is less than an hour away from my home.

The Indian reservation is even closer.

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:26 AM (vBeA5)

1029 The Davy Crockett nuclear test in NV --

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Feller_(nuclear_tests)

Above ground atomic warhead artillery tests. In Nevada.

Now that's a big Twinkie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2017 03:23 AM (6jaju)


I recommend visiting the Atomic Testing Museum.

Having a background in nuclear chemistry I have many a story to tell (without divulging anything I legally can't, of course).

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:29 AM (vBeA5)

1030 Clark County is kinda large...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clark_County,_Nevada

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:29 AM (Xgxm5)

1031 http://nationalatomictestingmuseum.org/

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:34 AM (Xgxm5)

1032 IIRC, if you are driving, Federal law allows one to transport a gun through other states.

Posted by: The Right to Keep and Bare Hats at August 03, 2017 02:29 AM (vBeA5)


Tell that to New Jersey which arrested a mother from Philly when she accidentally drove into Jersey with her properly licensed pistol.

Posted by: RickZ at August 03, 2017 03:36 AM (84p6I)

1033 we can buy group tickets (10 or more) @ $16/ea...

just have to buy them all at once.

you volunteering to be our docent, Hat?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:36 AM (Xgxm5)

1034 Clark County is kinda large...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clark_County,_Nevada

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:29 AM (Xgxm5)


A lot of counties in the Southwest are.

Never understood the itty-bitty counties one sees back East..

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:36 AM (vBeA5)

1035 we can buy group tickets (10 or more) @ $16/ea...

just have to buy them all at once.

you volunteering to be our docent, Hat?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:36 AM (Xgxm5)


If there is enough interest, it's possible.

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:38 AM (vBeA5)

1036 never mind on the group price: it's M-F only, and you can't visit the Area 51 exhibit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:39 AM (Xgxm5)

1037 never mind on the group price: it's M-F only, and you can't visit the Area 51 exhibit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:39 AM (Xgxm5)


The Area 51 exhibit is silly, but also kinda fun.

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 03:40 AM (vBeA5)

1038 re 1034: yup from Wiki

With an area of 20,105 square miles, San Bernardino County is the largest county in the United States by area, although some of Alaska's boroughs and census areas are larger. It is larger than each of the nine smallest states, larger than the four smallest states combined, and larger than 70 different sovereign nations.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 03:55 AM (Xgxm5)

1039 well, we can all drive out to Pharump, buy firew*rks there, and, apparently, set them off in a govt approved area...

it's a bit of a drive from Vegas though

http://pahrumpfireworks.com/

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 04:03 AM (Xgxm5)

1040 and the site is only open certain days...

fing kill joys.

http://pahrumpfireworks.com/pahrump-
fireworks-shoot-site/

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 04:06 AM (Xgxm5)

1041 it's a bit of a drive from Vegas though

http://pahrumpfireworks.com/


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 04:03 AM (Xgxm5)

Pfffft. 63.7 miles. We can do that in half an hour.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 03, 2017 04:07 AM (Jcg9Q)

1042 well, we can all drive out to Pharump, buy firew*rks there, and, apparently, set them off in a govt approved area...

it's a bit of a drive from Vegas though

http://pahrumpfireworks.com/

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 04:03 AM (Xgxm5)


Ah, Pahrump... whatever you can't do legally in Vegas, you can do in Pahrump... especially with legal brothel workers...

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 04:15 AM (vBeA5)

1043 well, there's this place, but it's another 40 miles out from Parhump...

and we're not talking Interstate miles either, so you're not going to be doing 80 or 80... at least i won't be.

alamofireworks.com/news/nevada-pahrump-
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Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 04:21 AM (Xgxm5)

1044 i think it's cooled off all it's going to here tonight...

i'm for a shower and some fitful sleep to the fan's roar.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2017 04:22 AM (Xgxm5)

1045 Later start today, over 1k I see.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at August 03, 2017 04:28 AM (pPKG5)

1046 Ah Pahrump, when in Vegas many years ago, I feel for one of those "buy a lot in this beautiful little valley and get a free night at a local hotel/casino".
I was taken by van (along with half dozen others, mostly Chinese) out to Pahrump and shown a piece of desert and sat through an hour of sales talk. (didn't buy, but got the free night in Vegas at a hotel)

I've been back to Pahrump and watched it grow, that little lot is still a piece of desert with street signs and everything....But I do like the area, they even have a Wally world now...and several large casino's. And of course Miss Kitty's resort for the tired traveler (male) Not actual name, but you get the idea.

Posted by: Colin at August 03, 2017 04:33 AM (C/8rA)

1047 107F in Portland, OR today (is there another? Oh yeah, the capital of Maine.). Many homes do not have AC. Not enough power for everyone to have AC. Soak it in, bitches. Or, go to the local grocery store like we did when we were kids. Or, maybe, build a nuke, or hydro, or coal, or gas power plant.

Also, winter usually follows summer. You might want to also warm your homes against the "climate change".

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 03, 2017 04:34 AM (lIZQs)

1048 66 in Lexington right now. Amazingly cool, if a bit humid, for August in Kentucky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2017 04:39 AM (0mskG)

1049 Or, go to the local grocery store like we did when we were kids. Or, maybe, build a nuke, or hydro, or coal, or gas power plant.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 03, 2017 04:34 AM (lIZQs)

In the "olden days" you went to the movies or the mall. I grew up in the mountains, and just never got that hot. Played in the local creek, and the water was always cool. Captured crayfish, and mostly just rode my bike fast to keep cool...

Posted by: Colin at August 03, 2017 05:04 AM (C/8rA)

1050 Or, go to the local grocery store like we did when we were kids. Or, maybe, build a nuke, or hydro, or coal, or gas power plant.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 03, 2017 04:34 AM (lIZQs)

In the "olden days" you went to the movies or the mall. I grew up in the mountains, and just never got that hot. Played in the local creek, and the water was always cool. Captured crayfish, and mostly just rode my bike fast to keep cool...
Posted by: Colin at August 03, 2017 05:04 AM (C/8rA)


Always interested in Artemis Bridge Simulator interested individuals...

Posted by: The Vegas Hat, baby! at August 03, 2017 05:20 AM (vBeA5)

1051 Guys, we have to let Gargamel into smurf village. In case you haven't noticed, we're not actually very diverse. He will enrich us culturally. I'm so sick and tired of all you boring, middleclass smurfs with your suburban mushrooms and your boring "stuff blue people like" culture. Plus, he said he'd support me for Papa in the next election cycle.

Posted by: HUD Smurf at August 03, 2017 05:36 AM (/qEW2)

1052 I hereby declare this to be a sanctuary village.

Posted by: HUD Smurf at August 03, 2017 05:42 AM (/qEW2)

1053 1000+ comments. Was there a kerfluffle? Looks mostly peaceful.

Posted by: HUD Smurf at August 03, 2017 05:46 AM (/qEW2)

1054 Hollywood Reporter has a collection of reviewer comments on the new movie "The Dark Tower"; they were not impressed. The reviewers were not impressed.

Posted by: Wilbur Horseman at August 03, 2017 06:13 AM (m9X4Y)

1055 1000+ comments. Was there a kerfluffle? Looks mostly peaceful.




Wow. Haven't seen one of those in awhile. Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 03, 2017 06:20 AM (QjxTy)

1056 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2017 06:21 AM (J+eG2)

1057
What Happened....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 03, 2017 06:29 AM (UMWic)

1058 107F in Portland, OR today (is there another? Oh yeah, the capital of Maine.).

*** A Hem ***

Posted by: Augusta at August 03, 2017 06:32 AM (jw2Xw)

1059 Nood

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2017 06:42 AM (8ikIW)

1060 "IRS works for their money"

Money is not wealth. When workers start storing items of value or barter skills the politicians call that hoarding and try to stop it.

The IRS just looks for wealth and finds a way to bring it under government agency control. The IRS is the equivalent of a White Elephant given as a gift-you-must-accept to an up-and-comer by the emperor.

People think IRAs are wealth.
IRAs are just an attempt to partial privatize Social Security. The Federal Government controls IRAs through various agencies. You will know the Federal Reserve, Banks and other investment firms have lost all influence if IRAs are ever nationalized.

You could balance the federal budget, pay off the national debt, and destroy every dollar in existence and it wouldn't increase or decrease the wealth that exists at that moment. A map is not a territory.

Posted by: Mudd at August 03, 2017 07:47 AM (cfHE9)

1061 Well I don't play the violin for Fagan, whom I respect and believe has integrity, but for the vast majority of the industry, yes, fuck you.

Posted by: docweasel at August 03, 2017 08:45 AM (jiT66)

1062 My aromatherapy is my grandmother roasting fresh green chilies on a wood burning stove on our backyard porch. She had dad buy it at an antique store selling it as "decor", but for her it was functional. She hated the electric range. I would smell them roasting from about two blocks away while riding my bike home from school. Good times...good times.

Posted by: Paladin at August 03, 2017 09:09 AM (mCOPv)

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