The Morning Rant

As Senators, we were sent here to represent the American people. Time for my colleagues to represent Americans & vote NO on health care bill
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) July 25, 2017

"One thing that the mental midget Kamala Harris doesn't realize is that this country is a country consisting of several states, and these sates are not just sub-divided federal administration units. They are not like Canada's provinces or France's departments or Japan's prefectures. American states are independent entities in their own right, and some of them existed *before* the country did. And in the original constitution, the senators were intended to represent the interests of the states at the federal level, and also to "temper" the populism of the House of Representatives, which actually did represent the people. But since the passage of the 17th Amendment, which mandated the popular election of U.S. Senators, the people get represented twice, and the states, not at all. It's just one more piece of erosion away from federalism and towards an all-intrusive statism."

It's not like the President wanted to ban transgendered from the military, but lobbing glitter at our enemy just isn't going to work anymore
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) July 26, 2017

Trump: I bet I can get liberals to defend joining the army.
Mattis: No way.
Trump: Hold my beer while I tweet. pic.twitter.com/VX0eo11iIU
— Not Elizabeth (@BasedElizabeth) July 27, 2017

Quiz: Chihuahua or Muffin?

Cute

❤️👫🤗 pic.twitter.com/b4q208ho2p
— Follow And Gain (@FollowAndGain10) July 17, 2017

Stupid Tweet of the Day

Today's stupid tweet comes from dumb bunny Lady Gaga who has her panties in a twist about Trump's transgender ban for the U.S. military.

. @POTUS Sincerely, did you know of the group you singled out today, 45% of them ages (18 to 24) have attempted suicide already?
— xoxo, Gaga (@ladygaga) July 26, 2017

Yes, because the best thing the military can do with a bunch of suicidal maniacs is to give them access to all of our advanced weaponry.

It takes a special genius to advance an argument for your position that is actually an argument against it. For this reason, I'm rating this tweet at 1200 millikohns.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:26 AM

Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2017 11:25 AM (zpYxD)

2 Tits!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2017 11:25 AM (9q7Dl)

3 Rats!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2017 11:25 AM (9q7Dl)

4 Chihuahua or muffin . . . what a tough choice . . .

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 27, 2017 11:25 AM (zpYxD)

5 Rejected Hillary memoir title:

Moby Taint

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2017 11:26 AM (9q7Dl)

6 Piss on Kamala Harris

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 27, 2017 11:26 AM (mpXpK)

7 @POTUS Sincerely, did you know of the group you singled out today, 45% of them ages (18 to 24) have attempted suicide already?

I rest my case.

Posted by: Donald Trump at July 27, 2017 11:27 AM (PXj2C)

8 There needs to be an equal number of blueberries in each chihuahua.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2017 11:27 AM (/tuJf)

9 Lady Gaga...the stupid, it burns.

Also - top ten?

Posted by: iwuzhere at July 27, 2017 11:27 AM (jiGGU)

10 Gaga makes me gaggag

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2017 11:28 AM (O2RFr)

11 I refuse to be willowed.

454 Almost All the Right Stuff.

Little Woman.

Zen and the Art of Walker Maintenance
Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2017 11:26 AM (yL25O)

Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2017 11:28 AM (yL25O)

12 Comment status:

[X] Vaporized

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2017 11:28 AM (PXj2C)

13 Piss on Lady Gaga too. What she doesn't know about this country could fill the Grand Canyon.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 27, 2017 11:29 AM (mpXpK)

14 Uh, Kamala, sweetheart, hunny, you, in no way, shape, or form, represent me and you never will.

It's arrogant presumption on your part to say so.

Kindly, go fuck yourself. Long and hard.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2017 11:29 AM (vg8iE)

15 Rejected Hillary memoir title:

To Kill a Mocking Bill

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2017 11:29 AM (4ayRW)

16 No one has the right to be in the military.

Excluding trans people has a rational basis.

QED

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 27, 2017 11:29 AM (+7/1f)

17 Is Lada Gaga we create a special tactics unit for those with suicidal tendencies?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2017 11:29 AM (yL25O)

18

This One Photo Perfectly Sums Up Why We Needed Trump's Military Transgender Ban

http://tinyurl.com/yc353trg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2017 11:29 AM (IqV8l)

19
trymp
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at July 27, 2017 11:29 AM (6L6kG)

20 From last thread:

Utter depravity and sickness:

This One Photo Perfectly Sums Up Why We Needed Trump's Military Transgender Ban

http://tinyurl.com/yc353trg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2017 11:25 AM (IqV8l)

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2017 11:29 AM (vg8iE)

21 Too few comments to be worth reading.

Down to the previous thread.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 27, 2017 11:30 AM (Apbdw)

22 A military exists so that gender-confused mentally ill people can build their self-esteem. Right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2017 11:30 AM (PXj2C)

23 And Gaga, just because suicide works for your comrades-in-arms, ISIS, doesn't mean it should work for the US military.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2017 11:30 AM (vg8iE)

24 17
Is Lada Gaga we create a special tactics unit for those with suicidal tendencies?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2017 11:29 AM (yL25O)

in the middle Ages these are the people who would be sent to storm the castle wall. IOW canon fodder.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 27, 2017 11:30 AM (mpXpK)

25 20 From last thread:

Utter depravity and sickness:

This One Photo Perfectly Sums Up Why We Needed Trump's Military Transgender Ban

http://tinyurl.com/yc353trg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2017 11:25 AM (IqV8l)
*
*
Jeez. Warn a normal human, can't ya?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2017 11:30 AM (zpYxD)

26 >>Yes, because the best thing the military can do with a bunch of suicidal maniacs is to give them access to all of our advanced weaponry.

How is this not obvious to everyone?

There. Are. Two. Genders.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2017 11:30 AM (/tuJf)

27 Like Madonna before her, Lady Gaga made her career by first winning the gays. She's just trying to play to her base.

But not all gays are trans, so ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 27, 2017 11:31 AM (+7/1f)

28 Too few comments to be worth reading.

Down to the previous thread.
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 27, 2017 11:30 AM (Apbdw)

Wait! Please don't go.

*sobs quietly*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2017 11:31 AM (PXj2C)

29 Rejected Hillary memoir title:

Ham Legs and Green

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2017 11:31 AM (4ayRW)

30 Yoo goo! Don't forget to pre-order my upcoming book!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 27, 2017 11:31 AM (ctuyM)

31 Lady Gaga tweet = Kinsley gaffe

But to take her seriously, is that not like holding the entire country hostage to the wants of transgenders: "Do what we want or we'll kill ourselves and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT[/i]!!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2017 11:31 AM (NOIQH)

32 I thought Kamala Harris represented the interests of women who sleep with married men in exchange for political power.

Huh.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 27, 2017 11:31 AM (eytER)

33 I heard Obama answered the Chihuahua or Muffin quiz with a simple "yes".

Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2017 11:32 AM (7n4KQ)

34 What if we only sold the Top of the Chihuaha Muffin?

Posted by: Elaine at July 27, 2017 11:32 AM (0moEN)

35 in the middle Ages these are the people who would be sent to storm the castle wall. IOW canon fodder.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 27, 2017 11:30 AM (mpXpK)

...

We're not savages.

We'd send them to protest the castle wall. With signs.

That way they can die with a feeling of purpose.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2017 11:32 AM (yL25O)

36 Top 40 tits.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2017 11:32 AM (Jcg9Q)

37 there is a tropical storm named Hillary this year....

Posted by: original jake at July 27, 2017 11:32 AM (6L6kG)

38 >>Like Madonna before her, Lady Gaga made her career by first winning the gays. She's just trying to play to her base.

Lady Gaga's base includes spirit cookers. She calls 'em "little monsters" for a reason...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2017 11:32 AM (NOIQH)

39 That Gaga tweet is the latest example of talking points that liberal like the sound of without realizing that they're actually undermining their arguments. Other examples:

"The majority of people on welfare are white!" Yes, so that means that welfare reform is not racist.

"My birth control is none of your business!" Exactly, so don't make me to pay for it.

Posted by: Bigg Darklighter at July 27, 2017 11:33 AM (rX06+)

40 Fortunately, Gaga broke up with that soccer player she was dating, and no longer stinks up the lands of South-Central Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2017 11:34 AM (CMbMd)

41 Field Marshal Gaga can lead the Kamikaze division then.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2017 11:34 AM (mcI77)

42 I see infinite genders.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at July 27, 2017 11:34 AM (IqV8l)

43 37 there is a tropical storm named Hillary this year....

Hopefully it collapses before hitting shore.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 27, 2017 11:34 AM (s/EUv)

44 Fortunately, Gaga broke up with that soccer player she was dating, and no longer stinks up the lands of South-Central Pennsylvania.
========

STD rates and heroin abuse should sharply plummet.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2017 11:34 AM (vg8iE)

45 TL

R on Gorilla Pundit please.

Posted by: Scotty doesn't, No at July 27, 2017 11:34 AM (OTvET)

46 ISIS can recruit the transgendered for their suicide bomb squad.

Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2017 11:34 AM (7n4KQ)

47 I thought Lady Gaga was a Tranny?

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2017 11:35 AM (0moEN)

48 The military genius of Lady Gaga.

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 27, 2017 11:35 AM (Enq6K)

49 It takes a special genius to advance an argument for your position that
is actually an argument against it. For this reason, I'm rating this
tweet at 1200 millikohns.

Pretty damn impressive output, that might power an electric hand buzzer for an entire half-second of a prank handshake.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 27, 2017 11:35 AM (DxWUs)

50 I love Gorillapundit, and I love these funny tweets. It's always nice to see these things before the stuff hits the fan with DC news.

Did anyone else hear the woman who called in to the Chris Plante show this morning, who had been in the Marines for 4 years, and knew a woman (also a Marine) who had suicidal thoughts? She went to counseling and told them the only way she could stop having suicidal thoughts was if the military paid for breast implants.

So they did. Size Delta.

Our tax dollars at work, people.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2017 11:35 AM (UoSKV)

51 Not sure the group was through whacking the pi�ata, aka The Hag, on the previous thread.....but you have some damn funny stuff here.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at July 27, 2017 11:35 AM (oBuXO)

52 Isn't "Gaga" slang for crazy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (iVOAv)

53 Jeez. Warn a normal human, can't ya?"

Never ever never click on mid day links.

It's a rule that's saved me countless times...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (MINbv)

54 1200 milikohns = 1.2 kohns?

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (x9c8r)

55 37 there is a tropical storm named Hillary this year....
Posted by: original jake

It'll end up coming up 3 knots short of reaching hurricane status.

Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (7n4KQ)

56 Fifteen years ago I could not have conceived of a world where a rational adult would utter the words 'gaga' and 'tweet' in the same sentence.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (mvenn)

57 Wouldn't be here now if it weren't for a lull in work. The water wheel is stalled.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (Apbdw)

58 Man that Lady Gaga tweet brings me back to Blazing Saddles again. Cleavon Little holding a gun to his head and threatening to shoot himself if they don't let him leave the room without beating the crap out of him.

That movie has everything covered.

Posted by: DanMan at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (XTiHL)

59 This is almost ONT-worthy.

I guess if you're in Perth, Australia, it IS the ONT.

Posted by: filbert at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (s5o+q)

60 @37

I'll guess bitchy with a 100% chance of vodka

Posted by: pep at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (LIJlF)

61
The military genius of Lady Gaga.

She wrote The Art of Wart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (IqV8l)

62 het guys,

I think we should lay off Hillary and her booze here,

since there are a lot of functioning alcoholics who post here

Posted by: original jake at July 27, 2017 11:37 AM (6L6kG)

63 51 Not sure the group was through whacking the pinata, aka The Hag, on the previous thread.....but you have some damn funny stuff here.
Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved at July 27, 2017
*
*
Nobody disses Merle Haggard here!

Oh . . . that other hag. Okay.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2017 11:37 AM (zpYxD)

64 So ~ Lady Goo Goo goes out and states what s painfully obvious to just about everyone on the planet except leftards: Transgender people have a deeply disturbing psychiatric problem and need treatment ~ they do not need to be ~ and would be a danger to themselves and others, and to national security ~ in the armed forces. Period. No sane American stands for this nonsense.

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 27, 2017 11:37 AM (FjOVH)

65 I thought Kamala Harris represented the interests of women who sleep with married men in exchange for political power.
Huh.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 27, 2017 11:31 AM (eytER)

I thought it was Hillary who had that voting bloc sewn up.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 27, 2017 11:37 AM (Wzyfk)

66 Gorilla: "one time I was fighting another male gorilla. I reached down and ripped his penis off. He did not become a female gorilla. He became a very pissed off male gorilla with a ripped-off dick."

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2017 11:37 AM (4ayRW)

67 >>>>Sincerely, did you know of the group you singled out today, 45% of them ages (18 to 24) have attempted suicide already?
.
.
.And we want them in the military handling weapons and classified material why?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 27, 2017 11:37 AM (0pcwX)

68 I gave up a 75k a year job offer in the 80's because I wouldn't cut my hair. 75K in the 80's was serious money. That was my choice, I had to deal with the consequences of my choice.

The left never wants to deal with the consequences of their choices or actions. This tranny military shit is a perfect example.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2017 11:37 AM (aMlLZ)

69 Fifteen years ago I could not have conceived of a world where a rational adult would utter the words 'gaga' and 'tweet' in the same sentence.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (mvenn)

"I tweeted on my flute playing along to Queen's "Radio Gaga.""

So yeah . . . you're right.

Posted by: filbert at July 27, 2017 11:38 AM (s5o+q)

70
Man that Lady Gaga tweet brings me back to Blazing Saddles again.

She's the French mistake.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2017 11:38 AM (IqV8l)

71 We're not savages.

We'd send them to protest the castle wall. With signs.

That way they can die with a feeling of purpose.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2017 11:32 AM (yL25O)

And with giant papier mache heads.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 27, 2017 11:38 AM (JO9+V)

72 >>Fifteen years ago I could not have conceived of a world where a rational adult would utter the words 'gaga' and 'tweet' in the same sentence.

Your assignment, Dr. Muldoon, should you decide to accept it is to use gaga and tweet in a limerick.

As always the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your existence. Good luck to you and your brain.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2017 11:38 AM (/tuJf)

73 Lady Gaga is no Rindy Ross.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2017 11:39 AM (0moEN)

74 54 1200 milikohns = 1.2 kohns?

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (x9c8r)

Exactly. Sally Kohn is the gold standard of dumb, so to actually exceed the 1000 millikohn boundary is really quite an achievement.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 27, 2017 11:39 AM (Wzyfk)

75 there is a tropical storm named Hillary this year....

Posted by: original jake

A rapidly weakening storm likely to have no impact.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 27, 2017 11:40 AM (AM1GF)

76 Boyz and Gurlz (if that's how you identify--like I give a raw rat's rump)

Let's substitute the words "paranoid schizophrenic" for the words "transgendered individual" and now try to defend give them thousands and thousands of dollars of training, live ammo, and say, a tank or RPG or machine gun.

The logic breaks down-DO IT NOT?

Soooo, why is one form of mental illness to be celebrated, supported, and cosseted? Because it's about S-E-X. If you just have little birdies or Martians giving you orders, that's not cool, but, wanting to chop off some of your sexy bits and reshape others--that's FABULOSO!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at July 27, 2017 11:40 AM (kXoT0)

77 there is a tropical storm named Hillary this year....
Posted by: original jake

It'll end up coming up 3 knots short of reaching hurricane status.

Posted by: Roy

*****

And its impact in Michigan and Ohio will be less than original forecasts.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2017 11:40 AM (mvenn)

78 I gave up a 75k a year job offer in the 80's because I wouldn't cut my hair.
======

I would have cut my dick off back then for that kind of money.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 27, 2017 11:40 AM (vg8iE)

79 That's one smart monkey.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 27, 2017 11:40 AM (0mRoj)

80 I think we should lay off Hillary and her booze here,

since there are a lot of functioning alcoholics who post here

Posted by: original jake at July 27, 2017 11:37 AM (6L6kG)

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2017 11:40 AM (Jcg9Q)

81 Speaking of "hold my beer," gator season opens in Georgia next month.

State is issuing 31,000 licenses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2017 11:40 AM (PY9jH)

82 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 27, 2017 11:37 AM (4ayRW)

Thank you, I may have to steal that one. Keep 'em coming.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 27, 2017 11:41 AM (Wzyfk)

83 The 17th Amendment effectively changed the Senate into a Parliament. The Senators represent their parties, not their states.

Posted by: V the K at July 27, 2017 11:41 AM (O7MnT)

84 68 I gave up a 75k a year job offer in the 80's because I wouldn't cut my hair. 75K in the 80's was serious money. . . .
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2017
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*
It ain't Purina Cat Chow now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2017 11:41 AM (zpYxD)

85 Is Lada Gaga we create a special tactics unit for those with suicidal tendencies?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2017 11:29 AM (yL25O)

Reporthing as orthered, Sir.

Posted by: SPC Fodder at July 27, 2017 11:41 AM (xx+WQ)

86 >>I gave up a 75k a year job offer in the 80's because I wouldn't cut my hair.

*High Five*

Posted by: Rapunzel at July 27, 2017 11:41 AM (0moEN)

87 Transgenders can be military contractual workers if they so happen to possess a needed skill set. It's done all the time.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 27, 2017 11:41 AM (KtcMg)

88 BasedElizabeth's tweet is awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 27, 2017 11:41 AM (0mRoj)

89 Transvestite Soldiers == Drab Queens

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2017 11:41 AM (rZ+mb)

90 So they did. Size Delta.

Our tax dollars at work, people.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2017 11:35 AM (UoSKV)

---

D-Day ain't what it used to be

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 27, 2017 11:42 AM (PNcou)

91 That muffin/chihuahua picture is hilarious. It reminds me of the one with Amy Schumer and potatoes.

Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2017 11:42 AM (xjiRE)

92 since there are a lot of functioning alcoholics who post here "

Functioning? Fight'n word there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 27, 2017 11:42 AM (MINbv)

93 The D's really need to pick trannies in the Armed Services and their hill to die on

Posted by: original jake at July 27, 2017 11:42 AM (6L6kG)

94 Haze gay and underway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2017 11:43 AM (IqV8l)

95 So they did. Size Delta.
.............................

pics?

Posted by: original jake at July 27, 2017 11:43 AM (6L6kG)

96 ---I gave up a 75k a year job offer in the 80's because I wouldn't cut my hair. ----

75k in the 80's ? Dip me in a vat of Nair. It will grow back.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 27, 2017 11:43 AM (KtcMg)

97 Did it again. My only decent comments are always in the last five. If Willow were a man, I would challenge her to a duel.

Posted by: French Jeton at July 27, 2017 11:43 AM (WMvHw)

98 Pretty sure the Scottish Army accepts Trannys.

Of course, they wear skirts into battle...

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2017 11:43 AM (0moEN)

99 As Winnie Mandela Harris and Madona wannabe Gaga show, liberals like to talk but know nothing of what they are talking about.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 27, 2017 11:43 AM (5VlCp)

100 It'll end up coming up 3 knots short of reaching hurricane status.
Posted by: Roy at July 27, 2017 11:36 AM (7n4KQ)

---

Coastal residents have been informed that there is no need to board up their windows

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 27, 2017 11:43 AM (PNcou)

101 She went to counseling and told them the only way she could stop having suicidal thoughts was if the military paid for breast implants.

So they did. Size Delta.

Our tax dollars at work, people.

Posted by: bluebell at July 27, 2017 11:35 AM (UoSKV)

Well, it was for better tatas, which the Marines will always support. They could've taken up a collection and gotten Gs for her.

BTW, I love the Marines, Dad was one, late fiance was one, his son was one, and some of my uncles too.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at July 27, 2017 11:44 AM (kXoT0)

102 >>I gave up a 75k a year job offer in the 80's because I wouldn't cut my hair.

You were too deeply emotionally invested in the lyrics to the song 'Signs' by Five Man Electrical Band. :-)

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 27, 2017 11:44 AM (JO9+V)

103 Did anyone else hear the woman who called in to the Chris Plante show this morning, who had been in the Marines for 4 years, and knew a woman (also a Marine) who had suicidal thoughts? She went to counseling and told them the only way she could stop having suicidal thoughts was if the military paid for breast implants.

So they did. Size Delta.

Our tax dollars at work, people.
=======

Gee, and to think, they looked at me like I had five heads when I was in and asked for my teeth to be capped and bonded.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2017 11:44 AM (vg8iE)

104
Like Madonna before her, Lady Gaga made her career by first winning the gays. She's just trying to play to her base. But not all gays are trans, so ....

The alliance between the gay male community and trans community is shakey at best. The ban has no effect on gay men and women serving in the armed forces and it might not be wise for thegay community to go to war with the Trump administration over this issue.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 27, 2017 11:44 AM (lKyWE)

105 >>Transvestite Soldiers == Drab Queens

I'm gonna give the Win to POP.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2017 11:44 AM (0moEN)

106 Calling Kamala Harris a mental midget is demeaning to other midgets. The Senator from San Francisco is showing that she is just as stupid as Baghdad Barbara "Call Me Senator" Boxer.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 27, 2017 11:44 AM (Sda6L)

107 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, IN A GAME OF WITS, GORILLAPUNDIT HAS A BANANA WITH A HIGHER IQ
THEN GAGA.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 27, 2017 11:44 AM (mcI77)

108 Aww, the brother & sister are so cute and sweet.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 27, 2017 11:45 AM (hMwEB)

109 >>>>Sincerely, did you know of the group you singled out today, 45% of them ages (18 to 24) have attempted suicide already?
.
.
.And we want them in the military handling weapons and classified material why?
.
.
.Oh and you don't "attempt" suicide, like Yoda said....do or do not. They are doing what we in the Military called a "suicide gesture" a pathetic attempt to gain attention to themselves.

And once they do that we kick them out after their psych interviews and treatment.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 27, 2017 11:46 AM (0pcwX)

110
You were too deeply emotionally invested in the lyrics to the song 'Signs' by Five Man Electrical Band. :-)

And "Almost Cut My Hair" by CSNY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2017 11:46 AM (IqV8l)

111 "BasedElizabeth's tweet is awesom"

Since PDT doesn't drink I'd change "beer" to "taco bowl"

Posted by: Tuna at July 27, 2017 11:46 AM (jm1YL)

112 "Let's substitute the words "paranoid schizophrenic" for the words "transgendered individual" and now try to defend give them thousands and thousands of dollars of training, live ammo, and say, a tank or RPG or machine gun."

Screw that. How about a few tons of High Explosive Composition C and a few hundred each of Point Detonator and Variable Time Fuses.

I mean if you want destruction you might as go big if not nuke.

Posted by: the guy across the street at July 27, 2017 11:46 AM (sf2BM)

113
Your assignment, should you decide to accept it is to use gaga and tweet in a limerick.

*****

Mission Possible - a limerick

Lady Gaga wrote a very thoughtful tweet
Of such wisdom that I really can't compete
Why should I go to college
When I get my bestest knowledge
From a pop star who once wore a dress of meat?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2017 11:47 AM (mvenn)

114 Sincerely, did you know of the group you singled out today, 45% of them ages (18 to 24) have attempted suicide already?

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pre- or post-mutilation?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 27, 2017 11:47 AM (PNcou)

115 OH.... my.... Stop the Presses!!!!!!!

Manafort once talked to a Eukranian Business Man about buying a hotel in New York...

Years later that business man is now up on charges for bribery in India...

But to the Press, this proves RUSSIAN ties to Trump....

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at July 27, 2017 11:47 AM (NgKpN)

116 Scaramucci: Some of the Leakers Would Have Been Hanged 150 Years Ago

I like this guy already.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2017 11:48 AM (mcI77)

117 >>And "Almost Cut My Hair" by CSNY

Also, "Dude Looks Like a Lady".

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2017 11:48 AM (0moEN)

118 why would trannies want to be in the military?

I thought trannies got off on sucking a soldier/sailor/marin 's d*ck and then letting them find out they had a d*ck too

???

Posted by: original jake at July 27, 2017 11:49 AM (6L6kG)

119 OH.... my.... Stop the Presses!!!!!!!

Manafort once talked to a Eukranian Business Man about buying a hotel in New York...

Years later that business man is now up on charges for bribery in India...

But to the Press, this proves RUSSIAN ties to Trump....

/facepalm
==========

They really have no idea the fate a whole hell of a lot of people wish on them, do they?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2017 11:49 AM (vg8iE)

120 113
Your assignment, should you decide to accept it is to use gaga and tweet in a limerick.

*****

Mission Possible - a limerick

Lady Gaga wrote a very thoughtful tweet
Of such wisdom that I really can't compete
Why should I go to college
When I get my bestest knowledge
From a pop star who once wore a dress of meat?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2017 11:47 AM (mvenn)

/bows down before Muldoon...

We are not worthy.... we are not worth....

Posted by: Don Q. at July 27, 2017 11:49 AM (NgKpN)

121 Lady Gaga, just ponder two such people left with the keys in the missile silo of a Minuteman ....

Now do you really want them in the military?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2017 11:49 AM (8faxC)

122 My morning rant: Just finished cleaning out the garage refrigerator and deep freeze.

I wonder how long it will take my husband to fill them with more fish bait which he will never use?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2017 11:49 AM (PY9jH)

123 Mission Possible - a limerick

Lady Gaga wrote a very thoughtful tweet

Of such wisdom that I really can't compete

Why should I go to college

When I get my bestest knowledge

From a pop star who once wore a dress of meat?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2017 11:47 AM (mvenn)

We're not worthy.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 27, 2017 11:49 AM (DxWUs)

124 Calling Kamala Harris a mental midget is demeaning to other midgets. The Senator from San Francisco is showing that she is just as stupid as Baghdad Barbara "Call Me Senator" Boxer.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 27, 2017 11:44 AM (Sda6L)

I just call her Kamala the retard. Short and to the point.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2017 11:49 AM (Jcg9Q)

125 Fox News Radio:

The Pentagon, which employs many closet homosexuals, is pushing back PDT's Trans ban.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2017 11:49 AM (mcI77)

126 84 68 I gave up a 75k a year job offer in the 80's because I wouldn't cut my hair. 75K in the 80's was serious money. . . .
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2017
*
*
It ain't Purina Cat Chow now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2017 11:41 AM

It's more than I make.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 27, 2017 11:50 AM (G8B7r)

127 Nice job, Muldoon.

Posted by: RM at July 27, 2017 11:50 AM (U3LtS)

128 115 ahem ~ Eukranian?

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 27, 2017 11:50 AM (FjOVH)

129 The Pentagon, which employs many closet homosexuals, is pushing back PDT's Trans ban.
========

They are, are they?

Time for the CinC to start reviewing commissions.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2017 11:50 AM (vg8iE)

130
Scaramucci: Some of the Leakers Would Have Been Hanged 150 Years Ago

I like this guy already.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2017 11:48 AM (mcI77)

It would be awesome if he would have an aide leave fish wrapped in newspaper on the doorsteps of some of these crapweasels.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2017 11:51 AM (PY9jH)

131 The Pentagon, which employs many closet homosexuals, is pushing back PDT's Trans ban.

It's not a ban on Gays or Lesbians...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2017 11:51 AM (O2RFr)

132 We don't let obese people join the military . That's fat shaming and it has to stop.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 27, 2017 11:51 AM (KtcMg)

133 97 Did it again. My only decent comments are always in the last five. If Willow were a man, I would challenge her to a duel.
Posted by: French Jeton at July 27, 2017 11:43 AM (WMvHw)

---

Just wait...we'll make it happen

Posted by: Your liberal overlords(ladies?) ??? at July 27, 2017 11:51 AM (PNcou)

134 California Governor Jerry "Moon Beam" Brown, who once proposed Moon Bases during his campaign and was widely ridiculed for it, is now giving California voters what the polls say the voters want, more Climate regulations.

Give it to them, Gov. Good and Hard.

Meanwhile, there is another attempt to put CalExit on the next ballot. This is what you get when you let states pretend to be independent administrative units.

Posted by: Bejeweled in Candy Crush Land at July 27, 2017 11:51 AM (m9X4Y)

135 116 Scaramucci: Some of the Leakers Would Have Been Hanged 150 Years Ago

I like this guy already.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2017 11:48 AM (mcI77)

Note, Benedict Arnold started out, by leaking information to the British...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 27, 2017 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

136 >>The Pentagon, which employs many closet homosexuals

We call them the Air Force.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2017 11:52 AM (0moEN)

137 We don't let obese people join the military . That's fat shaming and it has to stop.
=======

I'm sick of their ableist privilege. Time to start admitting quadriplegics.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2017 11:52 AM (vg8iE)

138 Mmm. Chihuahua muffins.

Posted by: barack hussein you-know-who at July 27, 2017 11:52 AM (nlbfN)

139 So Miss Lindsey and Dick "dick" Blumenthal want to keep PDT from being able to fire Mueller.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2017 11:52 AM (PY9jH)

140 nood

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2017 11:52 AM (zpYxD)

141 I am an attractive woman. I would make a V-E-R-Y unattractive man. All the photos I see of the trans guys in their women's uniform are not just unattractive, they are hideous. So they can't use the Bernstein/Sondheim excuse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BQRGXFLJs

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at July 27, 2017 11:53 AM (kXoT0)

142 Here's some news I missed yesterday: Sam Brownback was nominated as ambassador-at-large for international religious freedom. Nice fit.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 27, 2017 11:53 AM (G8B7r)

143 Ace up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 27, 2017 11:53 AM (mpXpK)

144 The Pentagon, which employs many closet homosexuals, is pushing back PDT's Trans ban.

Do people in the Pentagon also want to change their gender too, because you can serve in the military and be homosexual?. The milady who approved this just don't want to have to deal with the high suicide rate of transgenders or pay for their surgery and hormone treatments.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2017 11:53 AM (iVOAv)

145 Trump: I bet I can get leftists to defend you.
Sessions: No way.
Trump: Hold my beer while I tweet.

Posted by: ShainS at July 27, 2017 11:53 AM (ZcAbN)

146 Did anyone see the recent Eric Cantor piece where he admitted ObamaCare repeal was just boob bait for the rubes and they had no real intention of repealing it?

At this point, I really see no viable solution for how conservatives move forward when our leadership is shooting at us as well.

We can either vote GOP and about 60% of them vote how they say they will or hand the country over to Democrats as punishment. And we saw what Obama did in 8 years.

Posted by: Maritime at July 27, 2017 11:53 AM (1+bvq)

147 38,
">>Like Madonna before her, Lady Gaga made her career by first winning the gays. She's just trying to play to her base."

Bette Midler was earlier, playing the bathhouse circuit.

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 27, 2017 11:54 AM (d3wbb)

148
128 115 ahem ~ Eukranian?

Eukrania is just northeast of Peruvia.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 27, 2017 11:54 AM (v3pYe)

149 How to get rid of many trans in the Pentagon? Downsize the IG/JAG... start with Lindsay Graham if the Senator still has a commission.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2017 11:54 AM (8faxC)

150 Gaga: being reduced to babbling imbecility.

So it fits.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2017 11:54 AM (2mC6G)

151 Kameltoe Harris, nobody fucked her for her brains.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 27, 2017 11:54 AM (3OIiX)

152 GaGa...Braaaaaaaaains!!!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 27, 2017 11:54 AM (WLK0w)

153 141 I am an attractive woman. I would make a V-E-R-Y unattractive man. All the photos I see of the trans guys in their women's uniform are not just unattractive, they are hideous. So they can't use the Bernstein/Sondheim excuse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BQRGXFLJs
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at July 27, 2017 11:53 AM (kXoT0)

That trans SEAL looks like John Lithgow from The World According to Garp.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 27, 2017 11:54 AM (KtcMg)

154 How can 45% attempt suicide and not close the deal?

It's pretty easy to die. We're all mortal creatures. We're designed to die.

If you want to die and can't do it, then you're the poster child for incompetence.

Posted by: RKae at July 27, 2017 11:54 AM (1+wf2)

155 5 Rejected Hillary memoir title:

Moby Taint

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2017 11:26 AM (9q7Dl)
__________________

I think the cover of Hillary's election memoir should have read:

"What Happened?
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Sucked"

Just adding that one word would have explained the entire election, and saved a shit-load of trees.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2017 11:54 AM (gNgc6)

156 Sorry; You can serve in the military and be homosexual. Homosexuality does not automatically mean a desire to be the opposite gender.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2017 11:55 AM (iVOAv)

157 What makes Lady Gaga think I give a fuck if a bunch of mental defects have tried to kill them selves?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2017 11:55 AM (na0uG)

158 Thomas Wictor put together a good series of tweets on the trans ban thing.

Basically it is social engineering, with a political intent, to damage our military. The enlisted are forced through sensitivity training, when then should be developing esprit de corps on being efficient defenders/killers.

http://tinyurl.com/ycc8wmoh

Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2017 11:55 AM (HQuBO)

159 liberal hypocrisy, personal edition:

So, at my crappy part time gig, there is a contract person who occasionally works who is gender WTF.

Last night, that peson (who is a man who from what I hear, works as a female impersonator) came to work with his hair dyed pink and in a pony tail, breasts showcased in a low cut tank top, and short shorts.

The guys-- both black and white, what I'd call "blue collar" -were appalled. The people I talked to agreed that people need to go back in the closet. ASAP. And that you're discriminated against if you're a straight man. I added straight woman to that as well.

One of the females I work with, a rabid feminazi, also expressed discomfort. For the record, I really don't care, since the person in question is a super hard worker. It's more of a "look at the freak" thing on my part.

Well female co-worker, who is not cool with dude pretending to be a chick, went insane when I mentioned Trump and the transgender thing. She went off and said "he's purposely dividing us" and went on a mini anti- Trump tirade, supporting trannies.

So, my female co-worker has:
1. Discomfort in own life with possible tranny who is a hard worker and seems nice.
2. Totally OK with other people living in close quarters with trannies and thinks anyone who says otherwise is racist.

I didn't bother pointing and screaming hypocrite; it's just a waste of time.

/btw, our guess is that the person I worked with probably had a gig right before they came to work, which is why they were dressed all womany.

Posted by: shibumi at July 27, 2017 11:55 AM (aT+Bx)

160 Posted by: geoffb5 at July 27, 2017 11:54 AM (d3wbb)

And Judy Garland before her.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 27, 2017 11:55 AM (KtcMg)

161 134Meanwhile, there is another attempt to put CalExit on the next ballot. This is what you get when you let states pretend to be independent administrative units.
Posted by: Bejeweled in Candy Crush Land at July 27, 2017 11:51 AM

Then they can invite the Mexican Army in and have done with it.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 27, 2017 11:55 AM (G8B7r)

162
Rejected Hillary memoir title:

"I Know Why the Caged Bird Sharts"

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2017 11:56 AM (NyJwR)

163 Sean Spicier is one cheeky fella.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 27, 2017 11:57 AM (WLK0w)

164
Time for the CinC to start reviewing commissions.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2017 11:50 AM (vg8iE)

CNN is really pushing the Pentagon was blindsided by this ban angle.Transgenders in the military was an issue with both candidate Trump and Republicans.If the generals at the Pentagon were blinsided by this they're not very good generals.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 27, 2017 11:57 AM (lKyWE)

165 Can I eat my Chihuaffle in peace?

Posted by: Barry O. at July 27, 2017 11:57 AM (2mC6G)

166 At this point, I really see no viable solution for how conservatives move forward when our leadership is shooting at us as well.

We can either vote GOP and about 60% of them vote how they say they will or hand the country over to Democrats as punishment. And we saw what Obama did in 8 years.
Posted by: Maritime at July 27, 2017 11:53 AM (1+bvq)

Yeah... no WAY another political party ever comes into power.... just... no way...

Posted by: Whigs 1850 at July 27, 2017 11:57 AM (NgKpN)

167 Maybe, if they want so desperately to kill themselves, we could create a kamikaze platoon for the trannies.

Posted by: RKae at July 27, 2017 11:57 AM (1+wf2)

168 No, as Senators you are supposed to represent the interests of your State.
The House represents the people.
That 17th Amendment has got to go.

Posted by: The real Henderson James at July 27, 2017 11:58 AM (7A6l6)

169 Almost half of "transgendered" people have tried to commit suicide, and nearly the same amount of them will go on to try to commit suicide again.

But don't anybody suggest that these people might have mental problems. Only h8ters and bigots and trans-phobics think that way!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2017 11:58 AM (gNgc6)

170 Contact the WH to say that you support the transgender ban in the military.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2017 11:58 AM (iVOAv)

171 Sincerely, did you know of the group you singled out today, 45% of them have attempted suicide already?

******

Point taken Gags. Because that right there is a strong indicator of a psychologically well-adjusted individual.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2017 11:58 AM (mvenn)

172 148
128 115 ahem ~ Eukranian?

Eukrania is just northeast of Peruvia.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 27, 2017 11:54 AM (v3pYe)

Ukraine was a free and independent country who bordered Russia...

Eukraine is what its turning into... ie... not free, not independent, and part of the EU...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 27, 2017 11:59 AM (NgKpN)

173
I love the gorilla lectures.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 27, 2017 11:59 AM (OZmbA)

174 How can 45% attempt suicide and not close the deal?
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I'd vote "they don't want to die, they just want help."

And I'm all for that. I think that those who are suicidal should get counseling and medication, because they are mentally unbalanced.

However, I don't think those people should have jobs that include "guns and other people."

Because they're mentally unbalanced.

However, the Left wants to normalize mental illness and deviant behavior, because it's easier to change a society than for one individual to engage in self reflection and say "You know, I might be effed up. I need help."

Posted by: shibumi at July 27, 2017 11:59 AM (aT+Bx)

175 77 there is a tropical storm named Hillary this year....
Posted by: original jake

It'll end up coming up 3 knots short of reaching hurricane status.

Posted by: Roy

*****

And its impact in Michigan and Ohio will be less than original forecasts.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2017 11:40 AM (mvenn)

All we need is an 80 degree day. It'll collapse by mid-morning.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 27, 2017 12:00 PM (yL25O)

176 169 Almost half of "transgendered" people have tried to commit suicide, and nearly the same amount of them will go on to try to commit suicide again.

But don't anybody suggest that these people might have mental problems. Only h8ters and bigots and trans-phobics think that way!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 27, 2017 11:58 AM (gNgc6)

Its clear that the reason they have such a high suicide rate is that they are not allowed to play with Heavy weapons, like Heterosexuals!

Posted by: Don Q. at July 27, 2017 12:00 PM (NgKpN)

177 And Tropical Storm Hillary will veer left and drown Mexico.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2017 12:01 PM (8faxC)

178 The dam has opened. Time for the wheel to turn.

'Bye, folks. It's been fun.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 27, 2017 12:01 PM (Apbdw)

179 Why is the left so in love with euthanasia... but so horrified when trannies want to commit suicide?

I thought suicide was a personal choice, and "a beautiful one."

Posted by: RKae at July 27, 2017 12:02 PM (1+wf2)

180 Note, the same people who want to take Guns away from Veterans with PTSD...

Now want to give a group with a 45% Suicide attempt rate, access to heavy weapons.

/this makes my head hurt...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 27, 2017 12:03 PM (NgKpN)

181 Yeah... no WAY another political party ever comes into power.... just... no way...
Posted by: Whigs 1850

______

My guess is if a "conservative" 3rd party rose up, they would be pulling this same shit.

Look at who was on the 2016 Libertarian ticket. Two RINO Republican Governors that were anything but small government.

They would just once again pretend to be what their base wanted to hear.

Posted by: Maritime at July 27, 2017 12:03 PM (1+bvq)

182 One can sing any limerick to the tune of 'She'll be Coming Round the Mountain'

You're welcome.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 27, 2017 12:03 PM (7ZVPa)

183
They're just like every other American, except for the part where they want to fillet their penis and shove up inside of their pelvic cavity.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 27, 2017 12:03 PM (lKyWE)

184 Don Q there you go again applying logic.

All the Demoncrats and their stirrup men want to do is knee-cap the United States.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2017 12:04 PM (8faxC)

185 Saw the, well named I guess, GaGa tweet last night from a person I follow for business reasons. Unfollowed immediately. My only Twitter is for business so I can't engage and reply to a lot of the foolishness.

As a non-profit I can say even less and it's difficult when what Trump is doing regarding foreign nationals is in my field and the advocacy groups are free to complain endlessly but I can't rebut. Of course if I did I'd be immediately labeled as racist for saying that much of the problems we are seeing are related to surges of unassimilated cultures with wildly different values, so it isn't like there is a winning scenario either way.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 27, 2017 12:05 PM (rp9xB)

186 Why is the left so in love with euthanasia... but so horrified when trannies want to commit suicide?

I thought suicide was a personal choice, and "a beautiful one."
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I think this is current liberal policy:

1. babies killed-- good
2. whites killed- good
3. christians killed- good
4. jews killed- good
5. blacks killed- mostly bad, except black babies, that's generally OK
6. lgbtxyz killed- bad
7. muslim killed-VERY bad

Did I miss anything?

Posted by: shibumi at July 27, 2017 12:06 PM (aT+Bx)

187 Shibumi, you left off

Murderers executed for their crimes - bad. Free Mumia!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2017 12:07 PM (8faxC)

188 It takes a special genius to advance an argument for your position that is actually an argument against it. For this reason, I'm rating this tweet at 1200 millikohns.

Is such stupidity possible? I thought at 110p millikohns, the tongue would strangle the brain to keep the stupid from getting out.

We're in uncharted territory, folks.

Posted by: Crazywalt77 at July 27, 2017 12:07 PM (2d98J)

189
Did I miss anything?
Posted by: shibumi at July 27, 2017 12:06 PM (aT+Bx)

Cops killed

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 27, 2017 12:07 PM (lKyWE)

190 You know that in the everything-would-work-if-only world that libs live in, that the only reason Ts try to kill themselves is all the rejection they get from all you traditionals.

So Trump is trying to reject them and keep them suicidal. If you only let them fight in a dress and lipstick--they could show you how good of soldiers they can be.

I don't care about x-men: short haircut, wearing what everybody else wears....women recruits pretty much look like shorter more baby-faced men in fatigues. It's a very masculine look--so what to queens get out of it?

Wear pink panties under their fatigues?

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2017 12:08 PM (2mC6G)

191 Oh to live in a world where men are men and women are the Pizza Girl from the ONT.

But we live in the Stupid Age of mankind.

Posted by: MAGA at July 27, 2017 12:12 PM (Lp6rm)

192
In other Gorillapundit news, Ben Shapiro met the Simian Sage at a Canadian Q and A in Toronto. Check out the fifth thumbnail down.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ben+shapiro

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2017 12:16 PM (veoSD)

193 Chihuahua or muffin: Captcha from hell

"Click all the pics with muffins to access your account."

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 27, 2017 12:17 PM (di1hb)

194 "68 I gave up a 75k a year job offer in the 80's because I wouldn't cut my hair."

Almost, cut my hair. Happened just the other week...

Posted by: Crosby, Still and Nash at July 27, 2017 12:19 PM (V/f/L)

195
Sorry; You can serve in the military and be homosexual. Homosexuality
does not automatically mean a desire to be the opposite gender.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2017 11:55 AM (iVOAv)

Did anyone claim it did?

Posted by: redbanzai at July 27, 2017 12:27 PM (SrkNc)

196 RE: Lady Gaga's tweet. Not only would suicidal tendencies disqualify them, but is she saying that if Trump doesn't reverse the ban these delusional people will kill themselves?

Seriously??

Posted by: Hank_Scorpio at July 27, 2017 12:30 PM (nQREt)

197 Sincerely, did you know of the group you singled out today, 45% of them have attempted suicide already?

******

Point taken Gags. Because that right there is a strong indicator of a psychologically well-adjusted individual.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2017 11:58 AM

No, no, no...the only reason they attempt suicide so much is that society is soooo mean to them. If we just embrace their non-heteronormative diversity, they'd be right as rain!

- Every lefty idiot everywhere

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 27, 2017 12:32 PM (p+Wdc)

198 Joining the military is not a Right. I couldn't join the military based on my age. Mentally ill people can't join, either. And,...

If your mind doesn't correctly perceive your own body, then you are mentally ill.

Ipso facto.

Posted by: qzy at July 27, 2017 12:32 PM (5shUq)

199 So who came up with the measurement of kohns? Is there a plan to build a counter like a Geiger counter? Cool analog needle gauge and a click for every idiotizing particle?

I would buy one just to have the clicker in overdrive drown out a speaking politician.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 27, 2017 12:34 PM (e1mEI)

200 No, no, no...the only reason they attempt suicide so
much is that society is soooo mean to them. If we just embrace their
non-heteronormative diversity, they'd be right as rain!

- Every lefty idiot everywhere

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 27, 2017 12:32 PM (p+Wdc)

And as I have pointed out repeatedly to such idiots... mentally well people do not harm themselves because others are "mean" to them.

Posted by: redbanzai at July 27, 2017 12:34 PM (SrkNc)

201 Idiots, lefty, trans idiots everywhere!

Posted by: obsidian at July 27, 2017 12:41 PM (ARK2U)

202 Oh boy, is this great!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 27, 2017 01:19 PM (tbOMB)

203 How sweet was that $75,000 mullet!
Are there Polaroids?

Posted by: Joe Dirt at July 27, 2017 01:19 PM (VZANV)

204 The Lady Gaga Tweet, though. How do you hit "send" on some crap like that?

Posted by: Former MSM journalist, active Moron at July 27, 2017 02:05 PM (fJuD+)

205 Interesting comparison between the provinces of Canada and the States of our Union. I'd argue that Canadian provinces are more powerful than States. Take trade. The concept of free trade does not even exist among the provinces. The provinces engage in protectionism against each other as a matter of routine - something that is prohibited in the Constitution (though States can compete against each other in different ways, by being more business friendly, for example).

Sure, we COULD repeal the 17th Amendment - but I'm not convinced it would do any good. Time was when federalism was just that - a division of labor/powers. Today it is a way to pass the buck. The most powerful lobbies in Austin are local governments, such as school boards and counties, who constantly plead for more money from the State, rather than having the balls to raise the money themselves and managing on their own. And as for the federal government, the Reps and Sens in DC see it as their job to bring home the bacon to their own districts and states, in part because the state governments don't have the balls to take care of business back home. Repeal the 17th Amendment tomorrow, and we'll have 100 direct representatives of state governments eager to pad their state budgets with federal money so that they can be absolved of responsibility.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 27, 2017 03:51 PM (TgBaq)

206 124 Calling Kamala Harris a mental midget is demeaning to other midgets. The Senator from San Francisco is showing that she is just as stupid as Baghdad Barbara "Call Me Senator" Boxer.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 27, 2017 11:44 AM (Sda6L)

I just call her Kamala the retard. Short and to the point.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 27, 2017 11:49 AM (Jcg9Q)

The perfect example of why term limits will not work. Not only will they make lazy voters more so, but they are no guarantee against stupid. Think about how bad Boxer was. And she was replaced by Harris. I'm scared to think of who might follow her.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 27, 2017 03:55 PM (TgBaq)

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