Susan Collins: That Guy Who Called Me a Sell-Out for Defending Obamcare to the Hilt Sure is "Fat" and "Unattractive"

She said this to Jack Reed, who is of course a liberal Democrat Senator. Because of course a liberal Democrat is, John McCain style, her very good friend.

Just a lot of bitchiness from our degenerate Mean Girls political caste. This isn't a very serious offense -- but then, nothing they do or say is actually serious. It's all high school Mean Girls put-downs and posturing for social position (such as posturing about opposing Obamacare).

Collins issued her apology after she was heard telling Sen. Jack Reed, D-R.I., that Farenthold is "so unattractive it's unbelievable" after a Senate Appropriations subcommittee hearing Tuesday.
"Well, fat guy. He's huge," Collins told Reed. "He's so … he's so unattractive, it's unbelievable. Did you see the picture of him in his pajamas next to this bunny, this Playbook bunny?

Anyone seen Susan Collins? She's not exactly the gold standard of physical beauty herself.

Collins' catty remarks were caught on hot mic. They were a response to Farenthold's statement on a talk radio show that some "northeastern" senators had sold out the party on Obamacare (which is true), and that were this a different era, and were those senators male, he might challenge them to a duel.

The last bit seems a bit histrionic and Social Positioning itself.

Still, it's pretty clear who Susan Collins' Very Good Friends are, and who she considers to be The Deporables in the national high school.

Posted by: Ace at 03:48 PM

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1 And she's a pork whore.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2017 03:50 PM (zJ3L1)

2 Fist!

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2017 03:50 PM (ifORZ)

3 nd

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 26, 2017 03:50 PM (/aFKY)

4 Susan Collins deprecating someone else's looks?

Wow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2017 03:50 PM (SRKgf)

5 Define "fugly".

Susan Collins

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2017 03:50 PM (zJ3L1)

6 That's a MAN, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at July 26, 2017 03:51 PM (+dsLj)

7 and were those senators male, he might challenge them to a duel.
***
I saw a few FNM articles where they said he wanted to shoot them. Wait to "screw up" the statement in a way that is technically true by the FNM.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2017 03:51 PM (eSx+E)

8 Truly, politics is Hollywood for homely people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2017 03:51 PM (SRKgf)

9 Meh.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2017 03:52 PM (OWsvq)

10 And P.S. Susan Collins can go sit her bony ass on a barbed dildo.

But first, she will not blow me.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at July 26, 2017 03:52 PM (+dsLj)

11 Susan Collins; ACU rating of 28. A definite DIABLO and looks like a scrunt as well.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 03:52 PM (mpXpK)

12 She's hideous

Posted by: some dope at July 26, 2017 03:52 PM (S44lC)

13 Waiting on Lena to defend him against fat shaming

Posted by: NCKate at July 26, 2017 03:52 PM (E4p3I)

14
Pot, Meet Kettle.
A woman that bears a striking resemblance to an anteater should not be commenting on anyone's unattractiveness.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 26, 2017 03:52 PM (ifORZ)

15 senators had sold out the party on Obamacare
***
Collins voted against Obamacare right? Anyone asked her if she was a hateful hater that hates for her vote back then?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2017 03:52 PM (eSx+E)

16 And because she's a liberal woman there will be no blowback. If some guy said she was a wrinkled old bag who talked all fucked up his career would be over.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)

17 ACU rating of 28
***
Considering how few votes the GOPe makes that matter that is actually impressively bad.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2017 03:53 PM (eSx+E)

18 15 Collins voted against Obamacare right? Anyone asked her if she was a hateful hater that hates for her vote back then?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 26, 2017 03:52 PM (eSx+E)

Collins voted for the funding bill.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 03:54 PM (mpXpK)

19 Susan, I wouldn't let you suck HIS cock

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 26, 2017 03:54 PM (M+Lyo)

20 High School? It's a middle school, Ace, if not an elementary school.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Find the Dark Linings in the Silver Clouds at the Outrage Outlet! at July 26, 2017 03:54 PM (hLRSq)

21 They dicker in Maine. Dickering is a state wide pastime.

Fucking retard state elects ugly retard. News at 11.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 03:54 PM (mcI77)

22 End the nanny state. Repeal the 19th.

Posted by: Bigg7s at July 26, 2017 03:54 PM (nI9S9)

23 Susan Collins isn't exactly a looker herself.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 26, 2017 03:55 PM (KUaJL)

24 susan collins? i would rather discuss tom. more substance.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2017 03:55 PM (KP5rU)

25 If I had a nose like that full of nickels ...

Posted by: I'd be rich at July 26, 2017 03:56 PM (ifORZ)

26 ANOTHER tranny thread?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2017 03:57 PM (OWsvq)

27 Yeah, wouldn't it be nice if fat fuck Farnenthold, instead of the idiotic statement about challenging a senator to a duel, and using the empty "sell-out" term, had actually attacked Collins?

"You have senators, such as Collins and Murkowski, who are holding the entire economy, and the personal freedom of the whole country, and the finances of millions of self-sufficient Americans, hostage to a disastrous failed welfare program they're desperate to expand to further harm the poorest in their sad states."

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2017 03:57 PM (QDnY+)

28 If only there were some way to capture the kinetic energy of the Founders rotating underground; we'd be able to make up for all the coal-fired power plants that closed under the last administration.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 26, 2017 03:57 PM (Mcvvl)

29
Susan Collins ain't exactly no oil painting, as we say in old Flatbush.

But she is a vile, crooked cvnt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 03:57 PM (mbhDw)

30 Some people never mature past early adolescence.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 03:58 PM (0mRoj)

31
She looks like a Maine potato.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 03:58 PM (mbhDw)

32 >>>>>Susan Collins; ACU rating of 28. A definite DIABLO and looks like a scrunt as well.
.
.
.I blame all of the massholes moving to Maine. They are screwing up New Hampshire too.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2017 03:58 PM (0pcwX)

33 Oh my gawd Becky look at her butt.

Posted by: The Mature and Respectable S. Collins, Damnit at July 26, 2017 03:58 PM (eXSOZ)

34 Those Maine politicians are creepy.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 26, 2017 03:58 PM (vkS2Z)

35 Her voice! Argggh! Horrible shaky old witch voice.

Posted by: Lester at July 26, 2017 03:59 PM (LfJIn)

36 33 Oh my gawd Becky look at her butt.
Posted by: The Mature and Respectable S. Collins, Damnit at July 26, 2017 03:58 PM (eXSOZ)

It's soooooo big. Gross.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 03:59 PM (0mRoj)

37
She and Murkowski snort coke out of Angus Wang's ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 03:59 PM (mbhDw)

38 What was Susan's birth name before she transitioned?

Posted by: Max Power at July 26, 2017 03:59 PM (q177U)

39 Susan Collins

Would not hit.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 03:59 PM (ul9CR)

40 >>I blame all of the massholes moving to Maine. They are screwing up New Hampshire too.

Not really. Maine has been a squishy place for a long, long time. MA gets a bad name, deservedly so, but some of these other states are pretty screwed up in their own right.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:00 PM (/tuJf)

41 Oh my gawd Becky look at her butt.>>>

Hey that's from my video.

Posted by: Sir Mixalot at July 26, 2017 04:00 PM (r5KeJ)

42 38 What was Susan's birth name before she transitioned?
Posted by: Max Power at July 26, 2017 03:59 PM (q177U)

Tom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:01 PM (mbhDw)

43 Tom.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:01 PM (mbhDw)

Her brother Phil's pretty famous too.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:01 PM (ul9CR)

44 This is what happens when you let American's breed with French Canadians.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 04:01 PM (mcI77)

45 That Fair-whatever guy is like grody. To. The. Max.

Posted by: The Mature and Respectable S. Collins, Damnit at July 26, 2017 04:01 PM (eXSOZ)

46 42 38 What was Susan's birth name before she transitioned?
Posted by: Max Power at July 26, 2017 03:59 PM (q177U)

Tom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:01 PM (mbhDw

Heh. Not enough of those in the world,

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at July 26, 2017 04:02 PM (yKB8T)

47 We haven't learned anything new about Susan Collins. She has been a liberal RINO since Christ was a child.

But funny how the GOP-e will bend over backwards to reelect her because they need her seat to stay (R).

Cut her loose. She's a Dem in Republican clothing. She has no loyalty to party. She is a liability and is not worth the effort to court her to your side to pass legislation.

Dump her. Maine is controlled by metropolitan area democrats imported from Mass. Maine is lost.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 04:02 PM (jxbfJ)

48 Hey that's from my video.
Posted by: Sir Mixalot at July 26, 2017 04:00 PM (r5KeJ)

That song came out 25 years ago.

I Like Big Butts qualifies as "oldies" now.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 26, 2017 04:02 PM (KUaJL)

49
Lest we forget about a place called Kennebunkport and its notable residents....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:02 PM (mbhDw)

50 "Did you see the picture of him in his pajamas next to this bunny, this Playbook bunny?"

she said in her barely decipherable, shaky voice, head bobbing all over the place.

And "Playbook."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 04:02 PM (PY9jH)

51 And he wants me to like, duel? He's like - SO fat. Gag me with a spoon.

Posted by: The Mature and Respectable S. Collins, Damnit at July 26, 2017 04:03 PM (eXSOZ)

52 Blue ugly on Blue fat?

"Your mother wears Ugg Boots!"

"I've seen smashed servers that looked better than you!"

Other stuff:

Facebook shares down as much as 4% after quarterly results

Dow industrials finish at record high as Boeing soars

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 04:03 PM (3myMJ)

53 Susan Collins is not my Senator.
Not my circus, not my monkey.

Posted by: Bejeweled in Candy Crush Land at July 26, 2017 04:03 PM (m9X4Y)

54 46 42 38 What was Susan's birth name before she transitioned?
Posted by: Max Power at July 26, 2017 03:59 PM (q177U)

Barnabas.

Posted by: Dark Shadows at July 26, 2017 04:03 PM (yKB8T)

55 48 Hey that's from my video.
Posted by: Sir Mixalot at July 26, 2017 04:00 PM (r5KeJ)

That song came out 25 years ago.

I Like Big Butts qualifies as "oldies" now.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 26, 2017 04:02 PM (KUaJL)

Hell, Motley Crue and Guns and Roses are "classic rock" now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 04:03 PM (0mRoj)

56 maine. isn't that the country where everything sucks? the bush family has a summer home in maine. fuckin moose humpers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2017 04:03 PM (KP5rU)

57 Playbook bunnies

Got to keep the punters' attention somehow.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:04 PM (ul9CR)

58 I have to say, every woman I have ever met who was named Susan was crazy. I don't know why. Most were good looking and good in the sack, but just crazy. I wonder if Susan C. was ever good in the sack cause she sure ain't good looking.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2017 04:04 PM (zLDYs)

59
What this country needs is Vickie Paladino to do unto Collins and McStains what she did to DeBolshevik.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:04 PM (mbhDw)

60 Congress - peopled by immature mental midges who never grew up from being ridiculed in high school.

Posted by: Strobe at July 26, 2017 04:04 PM (gbWkA)

61 Susan and Kathleen Parker gab together over who's the ugliest: Melania Trump or Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 04:04 PM (PY9jH)

62 I wouldn't mind it if they brought back dueling for members of Congress. Maybe it would winnow out some of the more obnoxious ones.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 04:04 PM (xjiRE)

63 Politics aside, she's not wrong though- the guy looks like a pig.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at July 26, 2017 04:04 PM (LISuA)

64 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Farenthold pass out at 31 Flavors last night.

I guess it's pretty serious.

Posted by: overheard in the Senate at July 26, 2017 04:04 PM (+INtM)

65 Maine is where the North Pond Hermit lived in the woods for 27 years.

I read a book about him.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:05 PM (ul9CR)

66 This Reed guy, he's just like so REAL. You know? He's my bae or whatever.

Posted by: The Mature and Respectable S. Collins, Damnit at July 26, 2017 04:05 PM (eXSOZ)

67 55
Hell, Motley Crue and Guns and Roses are "classic rock" now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 04:03 PM (0mRoj)

The day I heard a Muzak version of Aerosmith's "Dream On" in a supermarket was the moment I knew that my youth had come to an end.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:05 PM (mbhDw)

68 56 maine. isn't that the country where everything sucks? the bush family has a summer home in maine. fuckin moose humpers.

The mosquito swarms in summer are worse than Alaska. They can carry little children away in their beaks.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (mcI77)

69 60 Congress - peopled by immature mental midges who never grew up from being ridiculed in high school.
Posted by: Strobe at July 26, 2017 04:04 PM (gbWkA)

....and in charge of every aspect of your life.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (mbhDw)

70 Call her Susan "I wouldn't hit it" Collins. Let's just say that she was probably the third assistant princess in her high school homecoming court. Which is kinda tough because there weren't more than four girls in her high school class. Somebody had to be the anchor clanker.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (Sda6L)

71 58; question answers itself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (KP5rU)

72 I'm so sick of my senior senator.

The only time she has a press release or makes the news is:

1) When she bucks the Republican Party or
2) When she brings home pork to Maine

Both of which make me loathe and despise her.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (a9n6M)

73 I always picture Mary Cloggenstein looking like Susan Collins.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (OD2ni)

74 The Rules of the Senate for ME, The Collins? No uggos near me. Like ew.

Posted by: The Mature and Respectable S. Collins, Damnit at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (eXSOZ)

75 >>Dump her. Maine is controlled by metropolitan area democrats imported from Mass. Maine is lost.

If we lose the Senate, we don't ever get to things like repealing Obamacare, tax reform or guys like Gorsuch on the Supreme Court. She is a liberal squish on just about everything but there is absolute value in having the majority and until we create some new states we have to take them where we can get them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (/tuJf)

76 58 I have to say, every woman I have ever met who was named Susan was crazy. I don't know why. Most were good looking and good in the sack, but just crazy. I wonder if Susan C. was ever good in the sack cause she sure ain't good looking.
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2017 04:04 PM (zLDYs)

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Probably did butt stuff.

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (Fmupd)

77 The day I heard a Muzak version of Aerosmith's "Dream On" in a supermarket was the moment I knew that my youth had come to an end.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:05 PM (mbhDw)

Yep.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (0mRoj)

78 Collinsport, ME. Born 175 years ago.

Posted by: Barnabas Collins. Blood-sucker at July 26, 2017 04:07 PM (yKB8T)

79 She's an effing old sea hag

Posted by: Upper East Side Liberal at July 26, 2017 04:07 PM (GSJcT)

80 Can't you buy a mansion in Maine for about $50k?

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 04:07 PM (3myMJ)

81 68 56 maine. isn't that the country where everything sucks? the bush family has a summer home in maine. fuckin moose humpers.

The mosquito swarms in summer are worse than Alaska. They can carry little children away in their beaks.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (mcI77)

Jose Grecos de muertos. The flamenco dancers of death. I took some incredible shots of them that would've won me the Pulitzer Prize, but I left the roll of film in a jacket that got Martinized....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:07 PM (mbhDw)

82 Wait it was Collins that called the guy unattractive? When I first saw the headline about this dumb story I figured it was someone had called her unattractive, and that was the only reason there was coverage of it, because a mean old Republican man had attacked a woman's looks.

Color me shocked.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2017 04:07 PM (z/Ubi)

83 I doubt we'll hear Dr. Feelgood or Kickstart My Heart in an elevator anytime soon.

Those are my "ticket getting" tunes.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2017 04:08 PM (MCEs2)

84 If the guy's pulling Playboy Bunnies, he's doing something right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:08 PM (3OIiX)

85 So fat, that guy. Like, I think it's a black way of joking? to say, like, he's as fat as your mom or whatever.

SO SNAP

Posted by: The Mature and Respectable S. Collins, Damnit at July 26, 2017 04:08 PM (eXSOZ)

86 The mosquito swarms in summer are worse than Alaska. They can carry little children away in their beaks.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (mcI77)

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You mean their proboscideae.

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2017 04:09 PM (Fmupd)

87 i dropped a susan collins off at the pool this morning. refreshing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2017 04:10 PM (KP5rU)

88 >>Can't you buy a mansion in Maine for about $50k?

Depends where you buy. If you buy in some dying old mill town, you bet.

Try buying anything along the coast and you are in a whole different ballgame. Some of the most expensive and in some areas exclusive property in the country.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:10 PM (/tuJf)

89 Susan Collins needs to be un-elected. When is her term up?

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:10 PM (lwiT4)

90 susan collins? yikes. my dick just jumped off and slithered behind the desk. this is going to be difficult to explain to the boss

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2017 04:10 PM (dMhSF)

91 They didn't beat Susan Collins with the Ugly Stick.

She IS the Ugly Stick.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2017 04:10 PM (XMDuf)

92 86
You mean their proboscideae.
Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2017 04:09 PM (Fmupd)

Very little we can do about them because of the tremendous red tape on account of the Guacamole Act of 1917.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:10 PM (mbhDw)

93 70 Call her Susan "I wouldn't hit it" Collins. Let's just say that she was probably the third assistant princess in her high school homecoming court. Which is kinda tough because there weren't more than four girls in her high school class. Somebody had to be the anchor clanker.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (Sda6L)

Well the most successful pickup line in Maine is "Nice tooth!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 04:10 PM (jxbfJ)

94 "sell out?!" Has he ever BEEN to a mall? You don't ever not have things to sell or it's bogus. Shyuh.

Posted by: The Mature and Respectable S. Collins, Damnit at July 26, 2017 04:10 PM (eXSOZ)

95 Maine politics is an odd mix of Yankee individualism and factory worker union militanism. The coast of Maine is very different than inland. Some liberal retirees on the coast. Coast is mostly driven by tourism. Portland is an enclave of its own. 30 miles in, it's like Appalachia, sometimes with a French accent. It's been a relatively high tax state for a long time.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:10 PM (+7/1f)

96 It's because of collins and her ilk that there will be no fredocare repeal, not because of anything PDT did or said.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:11 PM (SjImc)

97 Dood is so fat, like, his ass has its own Senators.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:11 PM (AXNJh)

98 90 susan collins? yikes. my dick just jumped off and slithered behind the desk. this is going to be difficult to explain to the boss
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2017 04:10 PM (dMhSF)

Tell him you're transitioning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:11 PM (mbhDw)

99 People everywhere say their mosquitos are bad.

We need a Mosquito Olympics to settle this once and for all.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 04:11 PM (3myMJ)

100 96 It's because of collins and her ilk that there will be no fredocare repeal, not because of anything PDT did or said.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:11 PM (SjImc)

DING! DING!

And she voted for straight repeal every time for the past 7 years. Cvnt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:12 PM (mbhDw)

101 1
And she's a pork whore.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2017 03:50 PM (zJ3L1)

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at July 26, 2017 04:12 PM (tbOMB)

102
If the guy's pulling Playboy Bunnies, he's doing something right.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:08 PM (3OIiX)

It was a costume party I believe so maybe not a real Playboy Bunny

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 26, 2017 04:12 PM (lKyWE)

103 The late Rodney Dangerfield would have said that Susan Collins was ugly, and fat too. And given her no respect.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 26, 2017 04:12 PM (vHU+c)

104 The day I heard a Muzak version of Aerosmith's
"Dream On" in a supermarket was the moment I knew that my youth had come
to an end.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:05 PM (mbhDw)

Yep.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 04:06 PM (0mRoj)
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Friday night. Mexican cover band. Not good. I danced anyway. Watcha gonna do?

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:12 PM (lwiT4)

105 My wife hates this woman, not just because she's a RINO but because Susan Collins was her maiden name.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at July 26, 2017 04:12 PM (LDV7V)

106 I'm in touch! I am SO in touch with rorl Maine. Like, "Maine-uh", right?

Posted by: The Mature and Respectable S. Collins, Damnit at July 26, 2017 04:12 PM (eXSOZ)

107
Susan Collins needs to be un-elected. When is her term up?

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan

Forget it Jake, it's northeast town.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 04:12 PM (IqV8l)

108 Susan Collins is the Hegemony of the Phallus shrivel queen.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2017 04:12 PM (MCEs2)

109 Dood is so fat he went camping and the bears hid their food.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:13 PM (AXNJh)

110 Dried out old cunt spewing hate. And I say that with all due respect.

Posted by: Dang at July 26, 2017 04:13 PM (8b+oT)

111 If the guy's pulling Playboy Bunnies, he's doing something right.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:08 PM (3OIiX)

It was a costume party I believe so maybe not a real Playboy Bunny
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 26, 2017 04:12 PM (lKyWE)

Ah? All right. But I'm going to just picture Playboy Bunnies in my head for a while instead of visualizing fat guys and childish women in positions of power.

*goes to happy place*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:13 PM (3OIiX)

112 And she voted for straight repeal every time for the past 7 years. Cvnt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:12 PM (mbhDw)
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It was at this moment in time when Rev finally realized this whole thing is a scam.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:14 PM (lwiT4)

113 Ugly and stupid is a terrible way to go through life. No Rs from the north. or west coast can be trusted

Posted by: grnberet at July 26, 2017 04:14 PM (9qgwW)

114 95 Maine politics is an odd mix of Yankee individualism and factory worker union militanism. The coast of Maine is very different than inland. Some liberal retirees on the coast. Coast is mostly driven by tourism. Portland is an enclave of its own. 30 miles in, it's like Appalachia, sometimes with a French accent. It's been a relatively high tax state for a long time.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:10 PM (+7/1f)

Then you have Lewiston Maine with its huge influx of Somali refugees 7500 came in.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 04:14 PM (jxbfJ)

115 >>Susan Collins needs to be un-elected. When is her term up?

When she wants it to be. She won last time with almost 70% of the vote.

She won't leaving until she wants to leave.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:15 PM (/tuJf)

116 I picture duels being conducted with swords.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2017 04:15 PM (7HtZB)

117 113 Ugly and stupid is a terrible way to go through life. No Rs from the north. or west coast can be trusted
Posted by: grnberet at July 26, 2017 04:14 PM (9qgwW)

Ugly? Yes. Stupid? Well, look where she is and then look where we are.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:15 PM (mbhDw)

118 114 Then you have Lewiston Maine with its huge influx of Somali refugees 7500 came in.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 04:14 PM (jxbfJ)

So much for the French language.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2017 04:15 PM (XMDuf)

119 I mean, what is this "repeal" repeal thing-go. It's Just Not Okay and it's differenter now. Jack told me. Serious.

Posted by: The Mature and Respectable S. Collins, Damnit at July 26, 2017 04:15 PM (eXSOZ)

120 Enough.

Susan Collins may be ugly, but at least she's stupid.

Posted by: Furious George at July 26, 2017 04:16 PM (j+dfT)

121 116 I picture duels being conducted with swords.
Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2017 04:15 PM (7HtZB)

Short, blunt swords. And cocktail franks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:16 PM (mbhDw)

122
I bet Susan Collins would make an excellent truffle hunter with that schnozzola of hers.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 26, 2017 04:16 PM (t6XCL)

123 She won't leaving until she wants to leave.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:15 PM (/tuJf)
==============================

They used to say the same thing about Paul Ryan. We shall see.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:16 PM (lwiT4)

124 I dunno.

Susan Collins is kinda hot, in a farm implement kind of way.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 26, 2017 04:16 PM (CPk08)

125 121 Short, blunt swords. And cocktail franks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:16 PM (mbhDw)

Been hanging out with Barry and Reggie, then?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2017 04:16 PM (XMDuf)

126 124 I dunno.

Susan Collins is kinda hot, in a farm implement kind of way.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 26, 2017 04:16 PM (CPk0

Ned Beatty just breathed a sigh of relief.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

127 Hospital Refuses To Let Parents Take Charlie Gard Home To Die

The final indiginity and outrage

But by all means let's bring single payer here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:17 PM (SjImc)

128 Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:14 PM (lwiT4)

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Eight pounds?? I guess that's what happens when you use guacamole instead of salt on the rim of your margarita glasses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2017 04:17 PM (gAgEy)

129 113 Ugly and stupid is a terrible way to go through life. No Rs from the north. or west coast can be trusted
Posted by: grnberet
_______

Beat me to it.

OK, let's try this: Susan Collins may be ugly, but at least she's dishonest.

Posted by: Furious George at July 26, 2017 04:17 PM (j+dfT)

130 Lots of Maine-bashing going on because our silly Senator-Ma'am.

I have to say, as a resident of Cape Elizabeth, I know how blue this state can be, and I know she has to placate to some of these idiotic people around here...

In our last town council meeting, there was a guy who literally told me that I didn't have rights to my own private property and that he should be able to walk all over it. He even went so far as to say that I really didn't own the property.

There are a lot of these kinds of Massachusetts imported whackos here, but there are also a lot of decent, hard working people as well.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 26, 2017 04:18 PM (a9n6M)

131 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Randy Quaid at July 26, 2017 04:18 PM (gAgEy)

132 Well, the senate just voted no on sending the repeal bill back to committee.

Posted by: Soona at July 26, 2017 04:18 PM (Fmupd)

133 64 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Farenthold pass out at 31 Flavors last night.
I guess it's pretty serious.
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****snort***

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 26, 2017 04:18 PM (kufk0)

134 Daaad! They're saying things about my nose again, make 'em stoowwwp.

Posted by: The Mature and Respectable S. Collins, Damnit at July 26, 2017 04:18 PM (eXSOZ)

135 "Then you have Lewiston Maine with its huge influx of Somali refugees 7500 came in."

Before this, by many measures, Maine was the whitest state in the Union.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (+7/1f)

136 Hey Blake Sue was talkin about yo mama!
You're not gonna let dat ho dis yo mama?! And she said you be Obeeese man."

No man I'm gonna challenge her to a duel!

Say wut?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'starting a slap fight' at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (Rndb7)

137 Maine, eh?

Obligatory:

http://wror.com/category/mfm-videos/

(and before you all go, hell no, I'm not clicking on that, it's Men From Maine comedy spots from our local classic rock station)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (p+Wdc)

138 Just say the word, oh. Sue, Sue, Sue's a ho.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (vRcUp)

139 Hospital Refuses To Let Parents Take Charlie Gard Home To Die

====================================

There would be no army on earth that would keep me from my dying child. No army on earth.

As for the Queen, she is said to be a woman of faith. Now would be a really good time to act in a Christ-like manner, Liz, and let that baby go.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (lwiT4)

140 Senators are now punching 'down' to insult representatives? Heh. Maine v Texas -- wonder who wins that one. Bet the reps district is as big (and as populous) as her whole state.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (MIKMs)

141 I had a friend who's parents owned a summer home on the beach in Kennebunkport, ME. I used to go up there and chase French Canadian girls; wild girls, wild times. But yeah, lots of rich liberal types.

Posted by: Strobe at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (gbWkA)

142 Susan Collins is just Juan McStain with a dick.

Fake gop can eat shit.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (D2vc1)

143 little know fact: Susan Collins does not own a mirror.

Posted by: simplemind at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (Loi6w)

144 Ned Beatty just breathed a sigh of relief.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

I may have to hand back my general literacy certificate.

Who's that?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (CPk08)

145 I'd hit it. With a shovel.

Posted by: Ike Turner at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (gAgEy)

146 >>They used to say the same thing about Paul Ryan. We shall see.

Yep. People say a lot of things. And he's still there. He won without breaking a sweat and probably also be there as long he wants.

But her situation is a bit different. She's fighting for free shit because her state wants it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:20 PM (/tuJf)

147 130 Posted by: Defenestratus at July 26, 2017 04:18 PM (a9n6M)

Well, in all seriousness, what is the point of running as a Republican? Which leads to the question, what do Republicans stand for?

Rhetorical question, the latter one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

148 Susan Collins may be ugly, but at least she's stupid.
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****snicker****

Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 26, 2017 04:20 PM (kufk0)

149 She so ugly, her mama needed a couple drinks just to breastfeed her!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:20 PM (AXNJh)

150 130 . . . In our last town council meeting, there was a guy who literally told me that I didn't have rights to my own private property and that he should be able to walk all over it. He even went so far as to say that I really didn't own the property.

Posted by: Defenestratus
________

So what's it like living in the same town as David Souter? He didn't ever strike me as the kind of guy who would go to town council meetings.

Posted by: Furious George at July 26, 2017 04:20 PM (j+dfT)

151 144 Ned Beatty just breathed a sigh of relief.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

I may have to hand back my general literacy certificate.

Who's that?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (CPk0

Kids today, I tells ya. See the movie "Deliverance."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

152 He even went so far as to say that I really didn't own the property.
============================

You don't. Try not paying your property taxes.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (lwiT4)

153 Now that they know Trump will sign a clean repeal Obamacare bill, 7 GOPe Senators just voted no. Unreal.

They voted YES - multiple times - for the same bill, when Obama was in office, because they knew he wouldn't sign it.

Alexander (TN)
Capito (WV)
Collins (ME)
Heller (NV)
McCain (AZ)
Murkowski (AK)
Portman (OH)

PULL THIER COMMITTEE SEATS. AND PRIMARY THEM.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (LDV7V)

154 Hospital Refuses To Let Parents Take Charlie Gard Home To Die
=================
Only because the Hospital wishes to make sure that he dies.

Obviously.

Posted by: simplemind at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (svkFJ)

155 Sheesh, who wants to live in Maine?
The murder rate in Cabot Cove alone is worse than in Baltimore.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (0jtPF)

156
Before this, by many measures, Maine was the whitest state in the Union.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM

Which simply could not stand!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (IqV8l)

157 I'd hit it, I think. Here, put my hands on her face.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (gAgEy)

158 "I have to say, as a resident of Cape Elizabeth,"

Joan Benoit Samuelson, Anna Kendrick.

Winslow Homer hangout

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (+7/1f)

159 grammie: wait until we talk about wisconsin, and paul ryan, tammy baldwin, etc. maine aint got shit on us.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (KP5rU)

160 127 Hospital Refuses To Let Parents Take Charlie Gard Home To Die

The final indiginity and outrage

But by all means let's bring single payer here
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:17 PM (SjImc)

Cocksuckers. I can't say what I would do to those pieces of shit without getting banned.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (0mRoj)

161 Susan Collins? Is that Barnabas Collins' scary sister?

Posted by: mIKE at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (c056A)

162 She so ugly, her Sybian claimed it had a headache!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (AXNJh)

163 143 little know fact: Susan Collins does not own a mirror.
Posted by: simplemind at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (Loi6w)

Vampire or perpetual state of sitting shiva?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (mbhDw)

164 127 Hospital Refuses To Let Parents Take Charlie Gard Home To Die

The final indiginity and outrage

But by all means let's bring single payer here
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:17 PM (SjImc)

I believe our God is merciful, but there has to be a special circle of hell for the judges and hospital administrators involved in this case.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (jxbfJ)

165 1. She's right about Farenthold.
2. It's okay to have Democrat friends.
3. It was meant to be a private statement and she apologized after Farenthold (sellout!) apologized to her.
4. I think Ace is getting bloodthirsty in this era of political war.
5. This ain't going to help us win.

Posted by: Crispian at July 26, 2017 04:22 PM (rY+Q1)

166 That comment tells you a lot about the state of mind of many career politicians: no realistic sense of self-evaluation.

Never a greater example of "pot, meet kettle" have I seen.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at July 26, 2017 04:22 PM (h5hE3)

167 They voted YES - multiple times - for the same bill, when Obama was in office, because they knew he wouldn't sign it.

Alexander (TN)
Capito (WV)
Collins (ME)
Heller (NV)
McCain (AZ)
Murkowski (AK)
Portman (OH)

PULL THIER COMMITTEE SEATS. AND PRIMARY THEM.
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (LDV7V)

So glad McShit came back

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:22 PM (SjImc)

168 Mike Steele and I agree, Susan is a winner.

Posted by: Reince Preibus - Former RNC Chair at July 26, 2017 04:22 PM (mcI77)

169 Hospital Refuses To Let Parents Take Charlie Gard Home To Die

The final indiginity and outrage

But by all means let's bring single payer here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:17 PM (SjImc)

And what if the family and their supporters storm the hospital and take little Charlie? Imagine the optics of the poor parents being arrested trying to get their baby.

Damned Brits. And damned socialists everywhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 04:22 PM (PY9jH)

170 >>Before this, by many measures, Maine was the whitest state in the Union.

Pretty sure Vermont has had that title locked down forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

171
Kennebunkport = Bushs.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)

172

Kids today, I tells ya. See the movie "Deliverance."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

Oh.

I had this intense premonition of my stupidity. Shoulda paid attention.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 26, 2017 04:22 PM (CPk08)

173 Well to be honest, an uber-babe like Susan Collins is going to have pretty high standards.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at July 26, 2017 04:22 PM (HqpV0)

174 ME has State and local taxes that are even higher than CA. It is ranked #2 ijn the country.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 04:23 PM (mpXpK)

175 He won without breaking a sweat and probably also be there as long he wants.
===========================

My best guess is that you're right. However, I am seeing a level of dissatisfaction here that I have not seen before. On the other hand, primary opponents have notoriously sucked.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:23 PM (lwiT4)

176 Congress needs a "safe place" where snowflakes can go to avoid fat shaming
Ever since the 20th Maine saved the Union Southerners have hated Maine

Posted by: Jared at July 26, 2017 04:23 PM (Fm3oY)

177 With those RINO fucks in Congress I say:

UNLEASH the TRUMP. Twitter away

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:23 PM (SjImc)

178 If it weren't for Susan Collins we could repeal ObamaCare.

Posted by: Stalking Horse Face at July 26, 2017 04:23 PM (WHVu+)

179 She so ugly, she went to the beach, and the tide went out and spent the night at a friend's house!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:24 PM (AXNJh)

180 I was shocked when Farenthold won, but he's a decent guy. Met him a few times at fundraisers, sits behind me at Corpus Christi Hooks games occasionally.

Collins is your classic gimp.

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 26, 2017 04:24 PM (t06LC)

181 177 With those RINO fucks in Congress I say:

UNLEASH the TRUMP. Twitter away
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:23 PM (SjImc)

He slammed Murkowski earlier.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw)

182 155 Sheesh, who wants to live in Maine?
The murder rate in Cabot Cove alone is worse than in Baltimore.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (0jtPF)

And the clowns in the sewers

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2017 04:24 PM (7HtZB)

183 5. This ain't going to help us win.

Posted by: Crispian at July 26, 2017 04:22 PM (rY+Q1)
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And Susan Collins is ??

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:24 PM (lwiT4)

184 She so ugly, her Sybian claimed it had a headache!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (AXNJh)

LOL

Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:24 PM (3OIiX)

185 Posted by: Crispian at July 26, 2017 04:22 PM (rY+Q1)

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Do you say is as a lifelong Republican who voted for Reagan twice?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2017 04:24 PM (gAgEy)

186 Harrumph harrumph Susan Collins is upstanding and merely needs appropriate bribes received in the normal collegiality. Upstanding, I say!

Down with fatso. At least Democrats are cool.

Posted by: Crisper Pan at July 26, 2017 04:25 PM (eXSOZ)

187 Her voice! Argggh! Horrible shaky old witch voice.
Posted by: Lester
...............
She has "Spasmodic Dysphonia" http://tinyurl.com/ycmhd6ru

"Spasmodic dysphonia, also known as laryngeal dystonia, is a disorder in which the muscles that generate a persons voice go into periods of spasm"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2017 04:25 PM (so+oy)

188 So what's it like living in the same town as David Souter? He didn't ever strike me as the kind of guy who would go to town council meetings.
Posted by: Furious George at July 26, 2017 04:20 PM (j+dfT)

My taxes suck, I know that. But they suck everywhere in Maine unfortunately.

But hey, I can buy AR-15's like they're tic tacs!

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 26, 2017 04:25 PM (a9n6M)

189 143 little know fact: Susan Collins does not own a mirror.
Posted by: simplemind
__________

Well, she used to.

Posted by: Susan Collins' Cracked and Discarded Mirror at July 26, 2017 04:25 PM (j+dfT)

190 >>>Met him a few times at fundraisers, sits behind me at Corpus Christi Hooks games occasionally.

If he sits behind you, how many rows in front of you does his belly button sit?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:25 PM (AXNJh)

191 I remember when his grandma ran for governor as a democrat.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 26, 2017 04:25 PM (nFwvY)

192 John Roberts summer home?

Maine.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:25 PM (/tuJf)

193 Last poll I saw Ryan was down in the 30's on favorables. I think he's toast this next go around. Especially if Trump campaigns for Nehlen.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 04:26 PM (mcI77)

194 Collins was born in Caribou, Maine. She may look like one.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 26, 2017 04:26 PM (vHU+c)

195 grammie: wait until we talk about wisconsin, and paul ryan, tammy baldwin, etc. maine aint got shit on us.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2017 04:21 PM (KP5rU)
========================

True. Is that hag Baldwin up for re-election this time? She's something else.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:26 PM (lwiT4)

196 Nancy Pelosi would make a great best friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2017 04:26 PM (gAgEy)

197 ME has State and local taxes that are even higher than CA. It is ranked #2 ijn the country.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 04:23 PM (mpXpK)

I find that very difficult to believe.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2017 04:26 PM (wYseH)

198 165 1. She's right about Farenthold.
2. It's okay to have Democrat friends.
3. It was meant to be a private statement and she apologized after Farenthold (sellout!) apologized to her.
4. I think Ace is getting bloodthirsty in this era of political war.
5. This ain't going to help us win.
Posted by: Crispian at July 26, 2017 04:22 PM (rY+Q1)

Your concern is:

[ ] Noted
[ ] Not Noted
[X] Please pass the sweet and sour shrimp

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

199 I looked once. IIRC, ME VT and ID were all contenders depending on which data source you used.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:26 PM (+7/1f)

200 192: right next door to the inbred bush clan.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2017 04:27 PM (KP5rU)

201 Where I stayed was down the road from the Bush's. Not a fan of them either.

Posted by: Strobe at July 26, 2017 04:27 PM (gbWkA)

202 Murkowski stole Collins mirror to snort lines off of.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

203 "Spasmodic dysphonia, also known as laryngeal
dystonia, is a disorder in which the muscles that generate a persons
voice go into periods of spasm"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2017 04:25 PM (so+oy)
===========================

Difficult to treat.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:27 PM (lwiT4)

204 Susan Collins is so ugly that her mother's high school yearbook was shaped like a canoe.

Posted by: Furious George at July 26, 2017 04:27 PM (j+dfT)

205 little know fact: Susan Collins does not own a mirror.
Posted by: simplemind at July 26, 2017 04:19 PM (Loi6w)

Vampire or perpetual state of sitting shiva?
===========
Nice try but you missed it by that much . . .
medusa

Posted by: simplemind at July 26, 2017 04:27 PM (gm8k/)

206 Last poll I saw Ryan was down in the 30's on favorables. I think he's toast this next go around. Especially if Trump campaigns for Nehlen.
Posted by: Under Fire
..............
That was a poll of just his district??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2017 04:27 PM (so+oy)

207 Susan Collins and George Takei should get together and have a c**t-off.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 26, 2017 04:28 PM (WLK0w)

208 197 I find that very difficult to believe.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2017 04:26 PM (wYseH)

http://tinyurl.com/m6o8fbx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 04:28 PM (mpXpK)

209 Well the Maine hermit lived on some lady's land for a quarter of a century and she didn't even notice. (and the hermit had no idea it was private land.)

After he was caught, she said if she'd known she probably wouldn't have even called the authorities. The book said Mainers (Mainites?) have a different sense of private property.

If he'd tried that in Texas he would've had an ass full of shotgun pellets within a week. Probably within 24 hours, depending on how large and remote the land was.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:28 PM (ul9CR)

210 "Collins was born in Caribou, Maine"

That is way the fuck up in ME and quite isolated. Kids get most of October off from school to bring in the potato crop.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:28 PM (+7/1f)

211 210 Kids get most of October off from school to bring in the potato crop.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:28 PM (+7/1f)

From behind their ears?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:29 PM (mbhDw)

212 Kids get most of October off from school to bring in the potato crop.
======================

As they should.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:29 PM (lwiT4)

213 I thought Ryno always polled very high in his district.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:29 PM (ul9CR)

214 191 I remember when his grandma ran for governor as a democrat.
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe
________

He's Sissy's grandson?

[Johnny Carson voice] I did not know that.

Posted by: Furious George at July 26, 2017 04:29 PM (j+dfT)

215 That was a poll of just his district??

I believe so.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 04:29 PM (mcI77)

216 She so ugly when we played hide and seek I counted to infinity.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:30 PM (AXNJh)

217 BTW, CA is ranked #17.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 04:30 PM (mpXpK)

218 >>I looked once. IIRC, ME VT and ID were all contenders depending on which data source you used.

They are all so close the movement of about 3 people could tip the scales.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:30 PM (/tuJf)

219
Nancy Pelosi would make a great best friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2017 04:26 PM (gAgEy)

She's worth the trouble

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 26, 2017 04:30 PM (lKyWE)

220 182
And the clowns in the sewers
Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2017 04:24 PM (7HtZB)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2017 04:30 PM (0jtPF)

221 It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: Crispian Creamium at July 26, 2017 04:30 PM (IqV8l)

222 213 I thought Ryno always polled very high in his district.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:29 PM (ul9CR)

He deserves a high pole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:30 PM (mbhDw)

223 Stephen King has based most of his books in Maine.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 04:31 PM (PY9jH)

224 I thought Ryno always polled very high in his district.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:29 PM (ul9CR)
=======================

He always has in the past. I don't know what his numbers are now. The sense of what I'm hearing locally is 'pissed off'. Anecdotal, but still. When you've lost Rev ......

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:31 PM (lwiT4)

225 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2017 04:24 PM (gAgEy)

Nope. But that has something to do with the voting age.

Posted by: Crispian at July 26, 2017 04:31 PM (rY+Q1)

226 I actually don't think of Collins as ugly. It is the backstabbing, grandstanding ugly within her that I see.

Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2017 04:31 PM (oiNtH)

227 219
Nancy Pelosi would make a great best friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2017 04:26 PM (gAgEy)

She's worth the trouble
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 26, 2017 04:30 PM (lKyWE)

"She's easy."

- - Newt

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:31 PM (mbhDw)

228 Where does the rain in Maine mainly fall?

Not on McCain. Wrong state.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:31 PM (ul9CR)

229 Stephen King has based most of his books in Maine.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 04:31 PM (PY9jH)

He lives there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:32 PM (SjImc)

230 I've been thinking about what Crispian said.

I think you can have Democratic friends. You just can't let them have any power or authority over you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:32 PM (3OIiX)

231 I said this yesterday: It sounds like mean girls from the 8th grade. 8th grade girls made my life miserbale when I was that age and not because I was fat and unatttactive, but because they were mean and vindictive and had a pack mentality.

Even if Susan Collins felt that way she should have buttoned her lips.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 04:32 PM (iVOAv)

232 his grandma Sissy also had her name placed in nomination for VP at the 1972 democrat convention

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 26, 2017 04:32 PM (nFwvY)

233 If I said that everyone of them is stupid and out of touch an mentally defective in some way D or R would I have to analogize? Because they are. DC is a huge bubble that takes in otherwise sane normal people and breaks them all to a degree. No apologies offered. Dumb fucking cvnt.

Posted by: USNtakim with a glorious beard at July 26, 2017 04:33 PM (zZWkn)

234 230 I've been thinking about what Crispian said.

I think you can have Democratic friends. You just can't let them have any power or authority over you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:32 PM (3OIiX)

I thought I could. I can't. They've made it clear that they would murder me if they thought it would advance "the cause" (whatever their cause is...).

So, yeah.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2017 04:33 PM (XMDuf)

235
OT-ish:

Would it shock anyone here if I told you McStains just blasted PDT's military trans ban?

Over at Breitbart.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:33 PM (mbhDw)

236 Collins whole persona plays as emblematic of the 'liberalism is a mental disorder" maxim and is exemplified thru her attempts to translate her DNC talking points in her RINO team uniform to the Mockingbird Media.
She fools NO ONE but her local constituents, as is the modus operandi of the Uni-Party nationwide.
...and in case you missed it, the real tell is that she's both STUPID and Successful.

Posted by: ontherocks at July 26, 2017 04:34 PM (pAlLM)

237 Is Susan Collins Stephan King in drag?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2017 04:34 PM (tm6wE)

238
Sissy Muskie?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:34 PM (mbhDw)

239 215 That was a poll of just his district??

I believe so.

Nope. National polling.

More people now view the House speaker in a negative light rather than a positive one, 48 percent to 34 percent, according to a Bloomberg National Poll, conducted July 8-12.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 04:34 PM (mcI77)

240 I don't even think Uniparty describes the decay anymore. We need a new term.

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2017 04:34 PM (Ffhb3)

241 59
What this country needs is Vickie Paladino to do unto Collins and McStains what she did to DeBolshevik.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:04 PM (mbhDw)

Let's face it, we need Vickie Paladinos out in division strength.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2017 04:34 PM (SRKgf)

242 http://tinyurl.com/m6o8fbx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 04:28 PM (mpXpK)

That's from 15 years ago.

It's CNN

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2017 04:34 PM (wYseH)

243 226 I actually don't think of Collins as ugly. It is the backstabbing, grandstanding ugly within her that I see.
Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2017 04:31 PM (oiNtH)

She is a Zero.

The "generousity" of my grading scale is well known.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 04:35 PM (Niu5G)

244 Would it shock anyone here if I told you McStains just blasted PDT's military trans ban?

This is my shocked-

Oh just fk it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:35 PM (ul9CR)

245 It really IS a slow news day. :/

Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 26, 2017 04:35 PM (88jeI)

246 I saw Inbred Bush Clan open for Notorious B.I.G. back in 94.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 26, 2017 04:35 PM (CPk08)

247 Collins' husband Daffron looks like Bernie Sanders' father, so... I mean he looks to be in good shape for his age but it's been some time since that was fightin' shape. Genuinely no disrespect to Tom, but if you're an older woman beefing on Blake who probably looks less than his 55 years, you should have some kind of arm candy beefcake married to you for your money.

Posted by: Honesty's Aunt, a WaPo Literary Device at July 26, 2017 04:35 PM (wx6iv)

248
Would it shock anyone here if I told you McStains just blasted PDT's military trans ban?

Over at Breitbart.

Nah, it was a given... The hysteria is coming from both sides... One would think the whole military complex will collapse without some dude who thinks he's a chick....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 04:35 PM (O2RFr)

249 Latest poll shows Ryan with 43% approval rating within his district.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:35 PM (lwiT4)

250 235; not in the least. frankenmccain is a backstabbing, granstanding, asshole. also famous for reacharounds.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2017 04:35 PM (KP5rU)

251 Stephen King lives in Bangor, which is Down East up the ME coast.

Just south of there, near Camden on Rt 1, is an ugly prison built in the 1800s. It was King's inspiration for what got filmed as The Shawshank Redemption, the #1 ranked film of all time on IMDB.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (+7/1f)

252 Waitaminute...Daffron???

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (ul9CR)

253 247 Posted by: Honesty's Aunt, a WaPo Literary Device at July 26, 2017 04:35 PM (wx6iv)

Daffron? What the hell name is that?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

254 My hunch, McShit is going to get more and more outrageous as his illness progresses.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (SjImc)

255 The revolt - unprecedented in our history - that Trump represents will have to be repeated, 5 or 6 times (and that's just on the GOP side) for things to change. Don't think many, if any, of the 7 GOP senators who just voted AGAINST repealing O-care are up in '18 - so it's even more impossibler than it first sounded.

Then there are the 7 (?) Dem senators from Trump states up next year.

So far, to my amazement, there has been no sign of nervousness among them.

Of course there is still time, and these are the first votes that matter since the inauguration.

Of course O-care is a tiny, unpopular program that is shrinking by the month, and has been insolvent since the get-go. Trump had better lay down the law that he will *never* sign any bail-outs for the parasites formerly known as "insurance" companies. That, and welfare for the Collins ilk, is all anyone in the Beltway cares about (talking about the enablers and Dems). The anchor on the economy, the financial catastrophe for the individual market, the destruction of freedom - none of that is literally even mentioned except by mavericks on the fringes.

FFS how long before the WH realizes it has a key role to play here, and isn't just going to sit there and sign anything the Hill barfs up? Because that has been their public, and private, posture so far. The biggest mystery of Trump's presidency, to date.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (QDnY+)

256 235
OT-ish:

Would it shock anyone here if I told you McStains just blasted PDT's military trans ban?

Over at Breitbart.

Must be that chubble growing inside his noggin.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (mcI77)

257
He lives there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:32 PM (SjImc)

I know. And he's a raging loony liberal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (PY9jH)

258 >>Kids get most of October off from school to bring in the potato crop.

When I was in college, a buddy and I went to Winter Carnival at Middlebury. One night we put on sports coats over our t-shirts and jeans and went from party to party telling the kids that we were potato farmers from Skowhegan, ME and we were negotiating with the trustees of Middlebury to buy the land the school was on for potatoes.

We told them they could keep the buildings but we were taking all the land, even the land around the buildings, for the spuds. The wailing and gnashing of teeth that followed was epic. Some of them were begging us, practically in tears, not to buy the land.

It's the simple pleasures in life that make it all worthwhile.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (/tuJf)

259 Frances "Sissy" Farenthold

Muskie was 68

72 was Eagleton and someone else. one of them had gotten psychiatric care and it was a scandal so he got dropped.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (nFwvY)

260 In cases like this, the threat of a true liberal Democrat replacing her no longer scares me.

I'm done with this wing of the Party.

Posted by: Maritime at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (1+bvq)

261 What is the rationale for not allowing transgenders in the military?, and no I'm not opposed to it since we had all that stuff with traitorous Bradley Manning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (iVOAv)

262 Just tweeted my worthless RINO Senator Alexander. I called him a lying coward, and that I would work hard to oust him from the Senate. He is up for reelection in 2020. I doubt that he runs again though.

Posted by: Jmel at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (6TIWA)

263 I sure hope Daffron was a tough MF'er in school cause that name's gonna get you beat up plenty.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:37 PM (ul9CR)

264 250 235; not in the least. frankenmccain is a backstabbing, granstanding, asshole. also famous for reacharounds.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2017 04:35 PM (KP5rU)

"Oh death, where is thy sting? Asking for a friend...."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:37 PM (mbhDw)

265 Come on now. I think Collins is a cvnt but what she did was no different than what Trump does or did all the time . I don't like the mean girls tactics from either of them but that's where we are at today.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 04:37 PM (A3edJ)

266 I think you can have Democratic friends. You just can't let them have any power or authority over you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:32 PM (3OIiX)

I thought I could. I can't. They've made it clear that they would murder me if they thought it would advance "the cause" (whatever their cause is...).
===========
My feeling is that for some values of friends and for some degrees of "truthfulness" you can.

You can't be true friends. You have to be willing to lie, at least to conceal your true feelings or appear to not contest their ravings. They always rave and always look for re enforcement. They are all bottomless pits of need. they need confirmation from you. If you contradict their worldview its not going to go well. everything is political, even cupcakes. So, if you can fake it, you can be fake friends.

Posted by: simplemind at July 26, 2017 04:37 PM (gm8k/)

267 197 ME has State and local taxes that are even higher than CA. It is ranked #2 ijn the country.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 04:23 PM (mpXpK)

I find that very difficult to believe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2017 04:26 PM (wYseH)

Believe it. Before the latest budget negotiations, my idiot neighbors voted to impose a 3% tax surcharge on me and others that are "rich" to pay for... "FOR THE KIDS YOU KNOW!! ITS FOR THE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!1111"

Thankfully the governor got that repealed in the latest budget shutdown or else the wife and I would be riding the Atlas van line out of town (we just moved here in 2015)

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 26, 2017 04:37 PM (a9n6M)

268
I know. And he's a raging loony liberal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (PY9jH)

Yes but from what I understand, he is very generous to to the Bangor COmmunity he lives in. Just saying.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:37 PM (SjImc)

269 263 I sure hope Daffron was a tough MF'er in school cause that name's gonna get you beat up plenty.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:37 PM (ul9CR)

I'd rather be named Sue, have a lisp and look like Ethan Krupp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

270 Wait....Susan's husband's name is Daffron? WTH? I wonder if they have a daughter named Saffron. Susan + Daffron.....

gah

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (PY9jH)

271 Can't really comment on Susan, too busy on line trying to hammer Sleaza Murkowski. She voted NO to discussion. She doesn't even want to talk.

How does one go about finding out from whom she has taken money? I suspect she is sucking up Soros cash, but how does one prove it?

You know, asking for a friend.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (NXsWM)

272 Trump should have said trans are welcome but no trans surgery will be done by the military.

End of problem.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (3myMJ)

273 Do they call him Daffy for short?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (ul9CR)

274
I don't even think Uniparty describes the decay anymore. We need a new term.
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2017 04:34 PM

Unipotty

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (IqV8l)

275 249 Latest poll shows Ryan with 43% approval rating within his district.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:35 PM (lwiT4)

Is that up or down?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (mcI77)

276 My Democrats friends don't rave for the most part because they don't want to hear me rave back. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (iVOAv)

277 That was a poll of just his district??

I believe so.
Posted by: Under Fire
.......................
If it was this recent poll, that was a national poll.

http://tinyurl.com/yc5d2dku

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (so+oy)

278 Heh. I just got an ad for Kotex showing a fat woman doing in an Afro and yoga pants performing a lunge to show how these f*ckers can really absorb.

I was impressed with the advanced technology of this product.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (gAgEy)

279 272 Trump should have said trans are welcome but no trans surgery will be done by the military.

Or hormone therapy... That's costly...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 04:39 PM (O2RFr)

280 Come on now. I think Collins is a cvnt but what she did was no different than what Trump does or did all the time . I don't like the mean girls tactics from either of them but that's where we are at today.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 04:37 PM (A3edJ)

Personally I don't give a crap about what she said, I have a thing with the way she votes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:39 PM (SjImc)

281
Daffron, the new microfiber from DuPont.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:39 PM (mbhDw)

282 Farenthold! *holds up pinky finger*

Posted by: Susan Collins at July 26, 2017 04:39 PM (JO9+V)

283 272 Trump should have said trans are welcome but no trans surgery will be done by the military.

End of problem.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (3myMJ)

No shots, either. No pills, no extra clothing allowance, nothin.

And you use the bathroom and showers you were born into.

Problem really solved.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2017 04:39 PM (NXsWM)

284 Trump had better lay down the law that he will *never* sign any bail-outs for the parasites formerly known as "insurance" companies.

That would be key. They'd scurry away as fast as their fat little legs could carry them, which would cause Obongocare would go down immediately with all hands.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2017 04:39 PM (SRKgf)

285 Ryan cannot be Cantored because his district is not conservative enough. The only way to get rid of him is for the conservative minority to vote Dem in the general election.
This would send a powerful message.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (0jtPF)

286 278 Heh. I just got an ad for Kotex showing a fat woman doing in an Afro and yoga pants performing a lunge to show how these f*ckers can really absorb.

I was impressed with the advanced technology of this product.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (gAgEy)

It's called Daffron (TM).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)

287
Wait....Susan's husband's name is Daffron? WTH? I wonder if they have a daughter named Saffron. Susan + Daffron.....

gah
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM

They call him Mellow Yellow, quite rightly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (IqV8l)

288 She loved her husband. She called him Daffron. And then she totaled him.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (ul9CR)

289 I've been thinking about what Crispian said.

I think you can have Democratic friends. You just can't let them have any power or authority over you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:32 PM (3OIiX)

I thought I could. I can't. They've made it clear that they would murder me if they thought it would advance "the cause" (whatever their cause is...).

So, yeah.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2017 04:33 PM (XMDuf)

Ick. Bad friends.

I have one friend who's a Dem. I hate the constant fighting over Trump but I don't worry about him killing me or about most of his 'causes'....I have way more guns than he does for one thing.

But I would hesitate giving him any sort of power.

I will say political differences do strain things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (3OIiX)

290 What is the rationale for not allowing transgenders in the military?
============================

Body Dysmorphic Disporder is a mental illness. Mentally ill people are not accepted into the military.

Ongoing Hormone therapy and surgical procedures incur great costs to the military and render that person unavailable for duty.

There are some other good arguments against transgender in the thread below. Mostly mental health, costs, and morale.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (lwiT4)

291 >>>no extra clothing allowance

Uh, that was never proposed...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (AXNJh)

292 Posted by: Defenestratus at July 26, 2017 04:37 PM (a9n6M)

Forbes has ME at #38 for 2016.

That sucks, but you will have to piss away a lot more money to beat CA, IL, MA, NJ etc....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (wYseH)

293 I don't even think Uniparty describes the decay anymore. We need a new term.

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2017 04:34 PM

Unipotty

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (IqV8l)

Unisquattypotty!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (JO9+V)

294 Trump had better lay down the law that he will *never* sign any bail-outs for the parasites formerly known as "insurance" companies.

That would be key. They'd scurry away as fast as their fat little legs could carry them, which would cause Obongocare would go down immediately with all hands.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2017 04:39 PM (SRKgf)

Spot on...Work with PDT to come up with a better plan or let the current fuckin one implode...NOT ONE MORE RED CENT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:41 PM (SjImc)

295 171 Kennebunkport = Bushs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
_______

I can see the ocean from here!

Posted by: The Jebacle, Standing on His Tippy Toes at July 26, 2017 04:41 PM (j+dfT)

296 Would it shock anyone here if I told you McStains just blasted PDT's military trans ban?

Doesn't surprise me in the least. Now that McCain has a death sentence, he is going to do as much damage as he can before he goes out.

Posted by: Bejeweled in Candy Crush Land at July 26, 2017 04:41 PM (m9X4Y)

297 Seven asshole Republican senators have voted against ZeroCare repeal today:

Collins (D-Me)
Heller (D-Nv)
Capito (D-WV)
Murkowski (D-Al)
Alexander (D-whatever)
McCain (Oh, fuck it)
Portman

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at July 26, 2017 04:41 PM (LISuA)

298 Scogg

Senate just voted on a straight repeal bill 55-45 against.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:41 PM (/tuJf)

299 286 278 Heh. I just got an ad for Kotex showing a fat woman doing in an Afro and yoga pants performing a lunge to show how these f*ckers can really absorb.

I was impressed with the advanced technology of this product.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (gAgEy)

It's called Daffron (TM).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)

And toilet paper thinks it's job is bad.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 04:41 PM (jxbfJ)

300 242 That's from 15 years ago.

It's CNN

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2017 04:34 PM (wYseH)

I don't imagine it has changed much at all.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 04:41 PM (mpXpK)

301 ot: kudos where due, President Macron has hammered out a peace deal for the two Libyas, Tripoli (Libya Dawn) and Cyrenaica (Haftar). Haftar is the guy who defeated the Islamists in Benghazi who'd killed Stephens. the U.N. had been supporting the Tripoli "government" in control of little else.

this means fewer invaders in Europe and a Libya worth visiting, inshallah.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2017 04:41 PM (dMhSF)

302 Wait....Susan's husband's name is Daffron? WTH? I wonder if they have a daughter named Saffron. Susan + Daffron.....

gah
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (PY9jH)

She's spicy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:42 PM (3OIiX)

303 The only way to get rid of him is for the conservative minority to vote Dem in the general election.

This would send a powerful message.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (0jtPF)
===============================

And no way in heck am I filling in the 'D' circle.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:42 PM (lwiT4)

304 Portman (OH)

I can remember when this asshole used to be known as a budgetary genius. Of course that was back when the cocksucking Bushes were doing every fucking thing they could do to roll back everything Reagan accomplished so it probably translated to "knows how to spend shit tons of money". Now he seems determined to pull Katshit's fat ass out of the fire as far as telling whoppers about how the fucking Medicaid expansion would be financed. Fuck every damn one of 'em.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2017 04:42 PM (y7DUB)

305
Farenthold up 451. Early night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)

306 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:39 PM (SjImc)

Exactly. I don't want us to get so inconsistent in our outrage.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 04:42 PM (A3edJ)

307 Or hormone therapy... That's costly...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2017 04:39 PM (O2RFr)

Yeah all that too, and what tcn in Kentucky wrote too.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 04:42 PM (3myMJ)

308 I just Binged Daffron Collins. He and Susan were married in 2012, and he looks a little like Harry Reid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2017 04:43 PM (PY9jH)

309 Susan Collins is one fine looking woman.

Posted by: no one, ever. at July 26, 2017 04:43 PM (2wRtc)

310 Is that up or down?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 04:38 PM (mcI77)
=========================

Down. I believe Ryan won here last time by about one thousand and eighty points.

Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:44 PM (lwiT4)

311
Come on now. I think Collins is a cvnt but what she did was no different than what Trump does or did all the time . I don't like the mean girls tactics from either of them but that's where we are at today. Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 04:37 PM (A3edJ)

The difference of course is she was publicly critical of Trump for doing the same thing

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 26, 2017 04:44 PM (lKyWE)

312 2017 ratings have CA at #8 and ME at #33.

http://tinyurl.com/h6lo3xk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 04:44 PM (mpXpK)

313 I wish we could have more trannies in our unit.

Posted by: no soldier, ever. at July 26, 2017 04:44 PM (2wRtc)

314 The beauty of a line item veto would be a president beating the crap out of senators who crossed them.

Or, you know, if we had a senate majority leader who cared, they could pimp-hand that @#$ too.

You can have obamacare, or earmarks, but not both.

I mean, if we have to have earmarks, they should be used as leverage. But no.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 26, 2017 04:45 PM (yL25O)

315 My recollection is that the 'Maine twins', Collins and Snow, were the ones to vote the original Obamacare out of committee so it could be voted on. Maybe someone else has better recall.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 26, 2017 04:45 PM (MIKMs)

316 I think you can have Democratic friends. You just can't let them have any power or authority over you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:32 PM (3OIiX)

I no longer think so.

I have to exist at work with them. Other than that, they're dead to me.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 26, 2017 04:45 PM (cEXjC)

317 >>The difference of course is she was publicly critical of Trump for doing the same thing

It was actually the reason she gave for saying she wouldn't vote for him.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:45 PM (/tuJf)

318 I don't imagine it has changed much at all.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 04:41 PM (mpXpK)

Of course it has. And I doubt that the CNN data were correct.

http://tinyurl.com/j5ex834

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2017 04:45 PM (wYseH)

319 Farenthold? He's from Corpus Christie, right?
Ha, Dems hate him. Lilly white boy elected from an area re-districted for the Hispanic vote. And they love him.

Posted by: Deja Vu at July 26, 2017 04:46 PM (VquEu)

320 298 Scogg

Senate just voted on a straight repeal bill 55-45 against.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:41 PM (/tuJf)

I'm glad they got it out in the open. Might be a hit against the party - but you know how I feel about that.

Who were the "seven" ? The earlier nine less Paul and Cotton ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 04:46 PM (Niu5G)

321
I wish we could have more trannies in our unit.

Operation Petticoat II - Tranny Boogaloo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 04:46 PM (IqV8l)

322 if i could vote against ryan, i would vote for satan. no worse.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2017 04:47 PM (KP5rU)

323 Good job, Susan!

Keep making enemies.

Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2017 04:47 PM (hyuyC)

324 316 I think you can have Democratic friends. You just can't let them have any power or authority over you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:32 PM (3OIiX)

I no longer think so.

I have to exist at work with them. Other than that, they're dead to me.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 26, 2017 04:45 PM (cEXjC)

Ding ding ding. Life is too short to have friends that want to see you dead.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 04:47 PM (Bd48Y)

325 298 Scogg

Senate just voted on a straight repeal bill 55-45 against.

Eric Cantor: "If You've Got That Anger Working for You, You're Gonna Let It Be"

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 04:47 PM (mcI77)

326 >>Who were the "seven" ? The earlier nine less Paul and Cotton ?

I'll have to look later. Time for puppy class.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:48 PM (/tuJf)

327 Hospital Refuses To Let Parents Take Charlie Gard Home To Die

The final indiginity and outrage

But by all means let's bring single payer here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:17 PM (SjImc)

---

You know what they call holding someone against their will here in the States?

Kidnapping.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 26, 2017 04:48 PM (6n332)

328 Gotta assume Murkowski, like Collins, is all about the welfare. Doesn't the welfare pipeline get cut off fairly soon (Medicaid expansion $$$)? ME would never be able to afford it - AK probably not, either, unless oil spikes to $100/barrel.

The "best" outcome here may be a writhing, disintegrating, shrinking O-care drama (with the "insurance" parasites whining and begging for their looted money), and whining welfare addicts like AK and ME (and OH and others) doing the same ...... but not getting any help. I think it will take those kinds of guns to the head to force the Collins sorts (and the GOPe leadership, which cares about nothing apart from financial sector donors on this issue) to play ball.

And the WH, together with the minority bloc of adults in the GOP, can easily block any bail-outs.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2017 04:48 PM (QDnY+)

329

I'm sure glad that tranny brigade is protectig our left flank

Posted by: no general ever at July 26, 2017 04:49 PM (lKyWE)

330 So what Playboy bunny would morons most want to get photographed with?

Visually, I was a big fan of Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy in their younger days. Lisa Matthews was a honey. I asked Terri Lynn Doss out once...she said no but wasn't mean about it.

Daleen Kurtis might be the ultimate winner for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:49 PM (3OIiX)

331 I'll have to look later. Time for puppy class.

You're learning to be a puppy?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2017 04:49 PM (IZPn8)

332 Yep, pretty sure it's the 9, minus Cotton and Paul, who obviously voted against the other thing for different reasons.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2017 04:49 PM (QDnY+)

333 In Wednesday's vote, Republican Sens. Susan Collins of Maine; Shelley
Moore Capito of West Virginia; John McCain of Arizona; Rob Portman of
Ohio; Lamar Alexander of Tennessee; Lisa Murkowski of Alaska and Dean
Heller of Nevada voted in opposition.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 04:49 PM (mpXpK)

334 Ryan cannot be Cantored because his district is not conservative enough. The only way to get rid of him is for the conservative minority to vote Dem in the general election.
This would send a powerful message.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille

_____

I used to be for the rule of "conservative in the primary, Republican in the general" but no longer for "special cases" like Paul Ryan, John McCain or Susan Collins.

I'll simply start voting Democrat.

They know how to rig those primaries and unfortunately too many of our own buy into their bullshit as soon as they throw some ad up pretending to be a conservative.

Posted by: Maritime at July 26, 2017 04:49 PM (1+bvq)

335 Farenthold? He's from Corpus Christie, right?

Ha, Dems hate him. Lilly white boy elected from an area re-districted for the Hispanic vote. And they love him.

Posted by: Deja Vu at July 26, 2017 04:46 PM (VquEu)

Wiki says his dad disappeared one night when he was about 10 years old and reappeared in Corpus Christi Bay, washing up onshore with cement blocks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2017 04:49 PM (JO9+V)

336 326 >>Who were the "seven" ? The earlier nine less Paul and Cotton ?

I'll have to look later. Time for puppy class.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 04:48 PM (/tuJf)'

More fun than politics any day.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 04:49 PM (Niu5G)

337 297 Seven asshole Republican senators have voted against ZeroCare repeal today:

Collins (D-Me)
Heller (D-Nv)
Capito (D-WV)
Murkowski (D-Al)
Alexander (D-whatever)
McCain (Oh, fuck it)
Portman
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at July 26, 2017 04:41 PM (LISuA)

They can all go to Hell. Now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:49 PM (mbhDw)

338 331 I'll have to look later. Time for puppy class.

You're learning to be a puppy?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2017 04:49 PM (IZPn

There's a fetish for everyone and everything.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 04:49 PM (0mRoj)

339 Well, Bergdall was a credit to his unit, and so was Manning. We should all be proud of what they did. (New definition for the word 'patriot'.)

That is where the democrat party is now; anything that does damage to the US is the new patriotism which makes Trump a traitor.

Up is down, black is white. The mentally ill are sane and everyone else is crazy.

Posted by: Bejeweled in Candy Crush Land at July 26, 2017 04:49 PM (m9X4Y)

340 "ICE arrests 114 in NY operation targeting fugitives, illegal immigrants."

Right in kisser, DeBlasio!

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 04:50 PM (3myMJ)

341 That Drudge-linked piece on Cantor is worth reading, in order to remind yourself of how vile and out of touch the Beltway (mindset, not just geography) remains, even after the Trump revolt.

Not an iota of substance, or public interest, or anything interesting or important, even enters the minds of these people.

All just superficial gamesmanship crap, self-promotion, and all of it within the unrecognizable fantasy framework of the MSM and Beltway.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2017 04:51 PM (QDnY+)

342 It just goes to show, there are two kinds of people: those who love high school and wish it never ended; and those who hated high school and wish there was no such thing.

Guess which of the two groups infests Washington. And your state capital.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 26, 2017 04:51 PM (UXukZ)

343 Body Dysmorphic Disporder is a mental illness. Mentally ill people are not accepted into the military.

Ongoing Hormone therapy and surgical procedures incur great costs to the military and render that person unavailable for duty.

There are some other good arguments against transgender in the thread below. Mostly mental health, costs, and morale.
Posted by: grammie winger - 8 pounds heavier but with a great tan at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (lwiT4)

+++

The very idea that there is even debate in the matter has me seriously considering if we, as human beings, are at the end of the road.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 26, 2017 04:51 PM (2+gSO)

344 This is why we need to march on DC and let these scum bags know in no uncertain terms that we are sick and tired of their shit. And that march should resemble a Bart Simpson angry mob picture complete with pitchforks and torches!

Posted by: southdakotaboy at July 26, 2017 04:51 PM (NCilI)

345 Thanks Vic.

So Lee, Cotton, and Paul did what they said they would. Good.

Fucking McCain.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 04:51 PM (Niu5G)

346 So what Playboy bunny would morons most want to get photographed with?

Barbie Benton - 1969

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 04:52 PM (Bd48Y)

347 "The "best" outcome here may be a writhing, disintegrating, shrinking O-care drama "

Yep. If I had war-gamed this from the start, I would have had this as the most likely outcome. Trump can say he tried, and put the blame on the Ds for creating OCare, and specific GOPe for not voting to fix it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:52 PM (+7/1f)

348
Ick. Bad friends.

I have one friend who's a Dem. I hate the constant fighting over Trump but I don't worry about him killing me or about most of his 'causes'....I have way more guns than he does for one thing.

But I would hesitate giving him any sort of power.

I will say political differences do strain things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (3OIiX)

You do realize that the moment he thinks he can get away with it, he'll turn on you? He most likely won't do anything directly, but there's a whole government's worth of fellow travelers he can call upon to make your life miserable. And more often than not he can do it anonymously.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2017 04:52 PM (veoSD)

349 I'm so sick of Portman. I hope he gets his ass primaried.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 26, 2017 04:52 PM (FQKBL)

350 ---The difference of course is she was publicly critical of Trump for doing the same thing ----

She was caught on a hot mic. It was not part of her Senate floor speech. So not the same thing . Again, the times are different and I realize inconsistencies will be a necessary part of the war.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 04:52 PM (A3edJ)

351 The "best" outcome here may be a writhing, disintegrating, shrinking O-care drama (with the "insurance" parasites whining and begging for their looted money), and whining welfare addicts like AK and ME (and OH and others) doing the same ...... but not getting any help. I think it will take those kinds of guns to the head to force the Collins sorts (and the GOPe leadership, which cares about nothing apart from financial sector donors on this issue) to play ball.

And the WH, together with the minority bloc of adults in the GOP, can easily block any bail-outs.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2017 04:48 PM (QDnY+)

Sleaza is in a bad place for that kind of posturing. She tried to play the race card, claiming she was standing up for the Natives, but the Natives have their own healthcare system and don't use Medicaid or Medicare, so she sort of stepped on her saggy boobs there.

We are stuck with an ass of a governor currently, but that won't last either. He took the cash, like a compete whore, but of course that didn't help much.

The price of healthcare up here is astronomical--so much that it is often cheaper to fly to Seattle for anything beyond a cold, and BCBS pays for the travel expenses. Insurance is equally staggering, but nothing Sleaza or Walker has done alleviates any of that cost.

She's just in it for the personal gain, and I'd like to prove that and then get her ass booted next election. Walker's already a done deal.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2017 04:53 PM (NXsWM)

352 346 So what Playboy bunny would morons most want to get photographed with?

Barbie Benton - 1969
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 04:52 PM (Bd48Y)

An unclothed one?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2017 04:53 PM (jxbfJ)

353 This is why we need to march on DC and let these
scum bags know in no uncertain terms that we are sick and tired of their
shit. And that march should resemble a Bart Simpson angry mob picture
complete with pitchforks and torches!

Posted by: southdakotaboy at July 26, 2017 04:51 PM (NCilI)

And onions for our belts, which was the style at the time The Simpsons was last funny.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2017 04:53 PM (JO9+V)

354 OK, now we know who the Seven Shitbags who need to be primaried are.

Rather than be mad at Congress in general, I have personalized anger.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 26, 2017 04:53 PM (ujg0T)

355 Seven asshole Republican senators have voted against ZeroCare repeal today:

Collins (D-Me)
Heller (D-Nv)
Capito (D-WV)
Murkowski (D-Al)
Alexander (D-whatever)
McCain (Oh, fuck it)
Portman
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at July 26, 2017 04:41 PM (LISuA)

They can all go to Hell. Now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

_______

Those votes will follow them, I really don't think they understand the math.

The people that want their ObamaCare were never voters in contention anyway. So they are chasing a voter that's already dead to them.

Let's see how they do when they run for Governor or their kids run for office, etc.

ObamaCare is not a minor political issue.

Posted by: Maritime at July 26, 2017 04:53 PM (1+bvq)

356 The very idea that there is even debate in the matter has me seriously considering if we, as human beings, are at the end of the road.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 26, 2017 04:51 PM (2+gSO)

Liberals are at the end of the road. It's a dead end and we should leave them there.

Maybe a Wall?

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 04:54 PM (3myMJ)

357
Barbie Benton - 1969
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 04:52 PM (Bd48Y)

That was my choice but technically speaking she wasn't a Playboy bunny

Posted by: no general ever at July 26, 2017 04:54 PM (lKyWE)

358 >>>So what Playboy bunny would morons most want to get photographed with?

Roberta Vasquez, in the gym

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:54 PM (AXNJh)

359 So what Playboy bunny would morons most want to get photographed with?

Yes, with a preference for the ones that are still alive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2017 04:54 PM (IZPn8)

360 346 So what Playboy bunny would morons most want to get photographed with?

Barbie Benton - 1969
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 04:52 PM (Bd48Y)

If by "get photographed with" you mean "give a thorough rogering to" then I agree wholeheartedly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 04:54 PM (0mRoj)

361 VERY OT:

Over at Gateway Pundit, there's a statement from Awan's lawyer that mentions pizzagate. Out of nowhere.

THAT's what this is all about. Not about Bernie. There's some sort of evidence in those files that link prominient politicians to pedophilia.

Posted by: shibumi at July 26, 2017 04:54 PM (aT+Bx)

362 BTW folks, Alaska is AK, not AL. Alabama doesn't appreciate being saddled with our idiots.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2017 04:54 PM (NXsWM)

363 "I was a big fan of Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy in their younger days."

Jenny is first cousins with Melissa McCarthy -- their fathers are brothers from County Cork. Funny things, genes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:55 PM (+7/1f)

364 Scratch that, Kimberly McArthur, at the Christmas party

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:55 PM (AXNJh)

365 What the hell is Heller's deal in NV? Clark County alone is sufficient to turn NV into a welfare shithole whose "interests" are merely maximizing and securing theft of $$$ from the rest of the country?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2017 04:56 PM (QDnY+)

366 THAT's what this is all about. Not about Bernie. There's some sort of evidence in those files that link prominient politicians to pedophilia.

Wonder if there's anything in there about actors of Asian descent that are famous for only one role in a 1960's science fiction television program?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2017 04:56 PM (IZPn8)

367
Speaking of Cvnts, Joni Ernst and Orrin Hatch have attacked PDT's Trans Ban.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

368 I'm gonna need to go with an Order of Merit List

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:56 PM (AXNJh)

369 Traitor Chelsea Manning: Dismantle Military And Police State To Pay For Healthcare

Yeah no...die

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:56 PM (SjImc)

370 Stephen King does not live in Maine.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2017 04:57 PM (2qHjF)

371 Barbie Benton - 1969
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 04:52 PM (Bd48Y)

An unclothed one?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Preferably yes. But I'm not picky.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 04:57 PM (Bd48Y)

372 So what Playboy bunny would morons most want to get photographed with?

Kimberly McArthur

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2017 04:57 PM (JO9+V)

373
Barbie Benton - 1969
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 04:52 PM (Bd48Y)

The bra as the bunny symbol on the cover is a classic

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 26, 2017 04:58 PM (lKyWE)

374 >>>Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2017 04:57 PM (JO9+V)

Ha!! Score: KMcA 2!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:59 PM (AXNJh)

375 369 Traitor Chelsea Manning: Dismantle Military And Police State To Pay For Healthcare

Yeah no...die
-----

I guess the brilliant little fuckstick doesn't know that would require a Constitutional amendment.

I'm with you....yeah, die.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 04:59 PM (nILVB)

376 Stephen King does not live in Maine.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2017 04:57 PM (2qHjF)

He has a house in Bangor Maine. He is not always there, but he does live there at times

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:59 PM (SjImc)

377 Speaking of Cvnts, Joni Ernst and Orrin Hatch have attacked PDT's Trans Ban.

of course they did.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2017 04:59 PM (mcI77)

378 Every one of those assholes that voted against repeal should be stripped of all committee assignments and ostracized.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 04:59 PM (mpXpK)

379
Damn, I am having a wicked bad allergy attack right now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

380 346 So what Playboy bunny would morons most want to get photographed with?

Barbie Benton - 1969
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2017 04:52 PM (Bd48Y)

If by "get photographed with" you mean "give a thorough rogering to" then I agree wholeheartedly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 04:54 PM (0mRoj)

Barbie Benton in a snowsuit in 1984 was plenty good enough for me.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 26, 2017 04:59 PM (cEXjC)

381 Yeah, she had pretty titties.

Posted by: gNewt at July 26, 2017 04:59 PM (VquEu)

382 367
Speaking of Cvnts, Joni Ernst and Orrin Hatch have attacked PDT's Trans Ban.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

As loathsome as they are, they did vote to repeal Obamunistcare, right?

I think we need to focus our wrath on the Seven Shitbags.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 26, 2017 05:00 PM (ujg0T)

383 346 So what Playboy bunny would morons most want to get photographed with?

I took a 'picture' with a Hustler centerfold before. Does that count?

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 05:00 PM (A3edJ)

384
Dorothy Stratton. RIP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

385 Posted by: shibumi at July 26, 2017 04:54 PM (aT+Bx)

That tingles!

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 05:00 PM (3myMJ)

386 Ha!! Score: KMcA 2!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 04:59 PM (AXNJh)

*^5* There's enough to share!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2017 05:00 PM (JO9+V)

387 So what Playboy bunny would morons most want to get photographed with?

Not sure most but could go with
Patti McGuire November 1976

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2017 05:00 PM (pPKG5)

388 367
Speaking of Cvnts, Joni Ernst and Orrin Hatch have attacked PDT's Trans Ban.

------

These preening, posturing, contrarian fuckers need to _________.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 05:00 PM (nILVB)

389 Oiled, rested, and ready.

Posted by: Presidential Bully Pulpit at July 26, 2017 05:00 PM (mcI77)

390 382
As loathsome as they are, they did vote to repeal Obamunistcare, right?

I think we need to focus our wrath on the Seven Shitbags.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 26, 2017 05:00 PM (ujg0T)

True. Got lots of hate to go round, though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

391 Joni Ernst does not have a vagina.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2017 05:01 PM (2qHjF)

392 And no money from the RNC for campaigning.

Posted by: gNewt at July 26, 2017 05:01 PM (VquEu)

393 >>>I took a 'picture' with a Hustler centerfold before. Does that count?

Hustler?
Or Beaver Hunt?
Or Hustler Busty Beauties?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 05:01 PM (AXNJh)

394 Traitor Chelsea Manning: Dismantle Military And Police State To Pay For Healthcare

Yeah no...die
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2017 04:56 PM (SjImc)

So now every transgender freak is gonna get quoted now?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 26, 2017 05:01 PM (cEXjC)

395 WINONA DO NOT READ THIS THREAD!!! STOP NOW!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 05:02 PM (AXNJh)

396 392 And no money from the RNC for campaigning.

feh

Posted by: Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel at July 26, 2017 05:03 PM (mcI77)

397 Good. Let Ernst and Hatch go high-profile in their states to insist that an infinitesimal demo of mentally unfit people be admitted to the US military.

Don't think Hatch is running again, but Ernst might have an interest in a longer career.

Sounds like a sure-thing campaign issue in Iowa. Go for it, Jodi!

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2017 05:03 PM (QDnY+)

398 Fran Gerard as first alternate choice.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2017 05:03 PM (JO9+V)

399 Come on now. I think Collins is a cvnt but what she did was no different than what Trump does or did all the time . I don't like the mean girls tactics from either of them but that's where we are at today. Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 04:37 PM (A3edJ

-----------------------------------------------

Trump does not need a hot mic to say what he wants to say. People may not like what he says, but it is under his name.

Collins instead gossips in safe spaces where only the privileged can hear, and this time got caught. It is kind of the story of the GOP the last decade or so.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 26, 2017 05:03 PM (MuTTO)

400
Carol Wayne was a bunny at one time IIRC

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 26, 2017 05:05 PM (lKyWE)

401 What is the rationale for not allowing transgenders in the military?, and no I'm not opposed to it since we had all that stuff with traitorous Bradley Manning.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (iVOAv)

Because the entire military brass is against it.
A transgender is , as posted, someone who is mentally unable to accept their genitals and the typical behavior that having those genitals produces.

It actually does have a psychiatric definition, Body dysmorphia. No different in problem than someone who looks in the mirror , weighs 100 lbs as an adult and sees a 300 lb person.

It is a psychiatric dysfunction which comes under somatic delusion, which is someone who believes they have a medical defect.

Admitted psychiatric problems used to be a barrier to entry into the military because the persons coping skills are suspect and they cannot be relied upon.

The left decided that people with this disorder were going to be useful as "victims" and with little fanfare initially, managed to shame the psychiatric profession into considering treating these people with alternatives such as sex hormones, and indulging them in cross dressing, and cognitive therapy that reinforces , rather than treats with options, their delusion.

Then, when anyone outside the profession complained, the victim card came out and a new class of victims for the left's use was born.

People who are treated for this by "transitioning" are on lifetime sex hormones, and are given as part of their 'get comfortable with who I am "(no coping skills, just indulging) numerous surgeries to remove outward body parts.
This doesn't cure or adequately treat the problem, it simply covers it up for a while.

And this same treatment would be needed in the military.

I saw the morning, there are 250 transgenders in the military that are currently transitioning at the military's expense. They are having surgery, hormones, etc.

Imagine what having opposing sex hormones does to your mind, let alone whatever genitals you might have left.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2017 05:06 PM (FggK5)

402 "Collins instead gossips in safe spaces where only the privileged can hear, and this time got caught."

Like I been sayin, in DC they smile at you and then stab you in the back. Me, I'll stab you in the front. Because I'm very good with a knife. But only in matters of business, or of some sort of reasonable complaint.

Posted by: Tony Mooch at July 26, 2017 05:07 PM (+7/1f)

403 Politics (DC) is Hollywood for ugly people.

Posted by: Rhennigantx at July 26, 2017 05:07 PM (bmkS9)

404 Anyone recall when the Medicaid/welfare $$$ cuts off? Thought it was fairly soon. Will be delicious watching these states, esp. with the GOP senators and governors, writhe in agony as that date approaches.

Trump and the small adult caucus of the GOP had better f***ing make it so.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2017 05:07 PM (QDnY+)

405 "I was a big fan of Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy in their younger days."

Jenny is first cousins with Melissa McCarthy -- their fathers are brothers from County Cork. Funny things, genes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:55 PM (+7/1f)

You're not kidding. My cousin Rick was a Chippendales dancer and an occasional actor (he has an appearance in the John Cleese documentary 'The Human Face')

I...am not a Chippendale's dancer and never would have been.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 05:07 PM (3OIiX)

406 397 . . . Sounds like a sure-thing campaign issue in Iowa. Go for it, Jodi!

Posted by: rhomboid
__________

She'll lock up the vote of Iowa's arugula farmers.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at July 26, 2017 05:08 PM (j+dfT)

407 There is no "right to serve" in the military.

Excluding trans has a rational basis.

QED

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 05:08 PM (+7/1f)

408 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 05:01 PM (AXNJh)

No that you mention it , I also took a picture with one of The Girls of the SEC .

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 05:08 PM (A3edJ)

409 Simple solution, new military grade: fodder.

Posted by: gNewt at July 26, 2017 05:09 PM (VquEu)

410 It was her vote in favor which allowed Obamacare out of committee in the first place. No Collins, no Obamacare. Oh , maybe it was Snow, but one of the bitches from Maine is directly responsible for even getting this shit to the Senate Floor.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at July 26, 2017 05:09 PM (Jj+59)

411 As noted earlier today, there's an interesting twatter ramble by a disable Iraq combat vet about the psychological stresses of combat situations, and how accepting people with pre-existing emotional/psychological turmoil into service is craziness that can get those accepted, and their comrades, killed, in the real world. Linked at WZ.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2017 05:09 PM (QDnY+)

412 Ick. Bad friends.

I have one friend who's a Dem. I hate the constant fighting over Trump but I don't worry about him killing me or about most of his 'causes'....I have way more guns than he does for one thing.

But I would hesitate giving him any sort of power.

I will say political differences do strain things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 04:40 PM (3OIiX)

You do realize that the moment he thinks he can get away with it, he'll turn on you? He most likely won't do anything directly, but there's a whole government's worth of fellow travelers he can call upon to make your life miserable. And more often than not he can do it anonymously.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2017 04:52 PM (veoSD)

He's a friend. I trust him.

*Shrug*

If I couldn't trust him, he wouldn't be a friend. He's 'inside the circle', he has good qualities but he's a Union hardcore type and doesn't like religious people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 05:09 PM (3OIiX)

413 401 What is the rationale for not allowing transgenders in the military?, and no I'm not opposed to it since we had all that stuff with traitorous Bradley Manning.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (iVOAv)

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Fenelon, someone posted a Tweet thread from J.R. Salzman on the thread about it 'this morning and maybe the thread before. It best explains it from the "boots on the ground" point of view.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 26, 2017 05:09 PM (nILVB)

414 Carol Wayne was a bunny at one time IIRC

Batman's sister?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 26, 2017 05:09 PM (IZPn8)

415
There is no "right to serve" in the military.

The military is not a democracy

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 26, 2017 05:10 PM (lKyWE)

416 Meh, playmates are not what they used to be. Meeting playmates is almost always a little disappointing, especially those from the last 20 years.

When Hef was running things they were hot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 26, 2017 05:10 PM (0wem/)

417 "...what she did was no different than what Trump does or did all the time"

She said what she really thought on the QT, got caught and apologized, like all politicians who accidentally get caught saying what they really think.

Trump says it right out and doesn't apologize.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 05:10 PM (3myMJ)

418 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2017 05:11 PM (mpXpK)

419 Well, the interesting thing is that the left may want to shut their whore mouths about the transgenders in the military thing before we open up the whole qualifications debate for a whole bunch of jobs.

let's discuss firefighters.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 26, 2017 05:11 PM (0wem/)

420 Meh, playmates are not what they used to be. Meeting playmates is almost always a little disappointing, especially those from the last 20 years.

When Hef was running things they were hot.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 26, 2017 05:10 PM (0wem/)

Jah, standards have slipped. The photography and lighting isn't what it once was, too.

I stopped buying back when Hef was still around, though. I think the last one I bought was the 35 anniversary issue.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 05:12 PM (3OIiX)

421 Posted by: Meremortal at July 26, 2017 05:10 PM (3myMJ)

Trump does both.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 26, 2017 05:12 PM (A3edJ)

422 He's a friend. I trust him.

*Shrug*

If I couldn't trust him, he wouldn't be a friend. He's 'inside the circle', he has good qualities but he's a Union hardcore type and doesn't like religious people.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 05:09 PM (3OIiX)

I'm sure the San Bernadino victims said the same thing about their killers.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 26, 2017 05:12 PM (cEXjC)

423 401 What is the rationale for not allowing transgenders in the military?, and no I'm not opposed to it since we had all that stuff with traitorous Bradley Manning.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 04:36 PM (iVOAv)

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The military could turn into a means for people to transition from one sex to another and have it paid for by the tax payers.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 26, 2017 05:13 PM (MuTTO)

424 "No different in problem than someone who looks in the mirroNo different in problem than someone who looks in the mirror , weighs 100 lbs as an adult and sees a 300 lb person. r , weighs 100 lbs as an adult and sees a 300 lb person."

Tell me about it

Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at July 26, 2017 05:13 PM (+7/1f)

425 There are almost no "rights" TO anything in our system, period.

And "rational basis" can go to the trash heap along with the rest of the laughable made-up crap that empowers judges to legislate and do their own constitutional amendments.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 26, 2017 05:13 PM (QDnY+)

426 You're not kidding. My cousin Rick was a
Chippendales dancer and an occasional actor (he has an appearance in the
John Cleese documentary 'The Human Face')

I...am not a Chippendale's dancer and never would have been.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 05:07 PM (3OIiX)

I would make Chris Farley look like Patrick Swayze next to me.Obligatory:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycysz94n

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2017 05:14 PM (JO9+V)

427 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2017 05:09 PM (3OIiX)

I understand. My Democrat friends are not going to put me in a camp and they don't work for the government. One friend I have known since the 3rd grade-another since the 1st grade. Maybe the difference is that they are not anarchists and they both are committed Christians. If i 'm going to be demonizing everyone simply because they have a D after their name, I;d have to be deamoniinzing myself since I am a DINO.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 05:15 PM (iVOAv)

428 363
Jenny is first cousins with Melissa McCarthy -- their fathers are brothers from County Cork. Funny things, genes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 26, 2017 04:55 PM (+7/1f)
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Hot fudge sundaes, french fries, and doughnuts are even funnier!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 26, 2017 05:16 PM (0jtPF)

429 deamoniinzing=demonizing

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 05:16 PM (iVOAv)

430 Wait, Susan Collins is a Republican? Well, crap, no one ever tells me anything.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at July 26, 2017 05:16 PM (JZJ9v)

431 Count De Monet

That Chippendales scene is hilarious. Never saw it before and I am someone who wouldn't be caught dead going to Chippendales. Is Chris Farley the guy who died> or no, that was John Candy? Farley is adorable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 05:24 PM (iVOAv)

432 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 05:24 PM (iVOAv)

They both died though Chris was at a much younger age than John. Yeah, he sold it with his physical comedy. See also Matt Foley, Motivational Coach.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 26, 2017 05:26 PM (JO9+V)

433 Joseph Dickerson @ 153- Republicans?
Yo, none of those people are republicans. They are democrats with an (r) after their names.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2017 05:47 PM (zLDYs)

434 I apologize for calling Susan Collins a RINO...

She is a backstabbing RINO bitch.

I'm glad to clear that up, and sincerely apologize.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at July 26, 2017 06:56 PM (Tb8E8)

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