Puppy Wants to Play With Tennis Ball, But Isn't Quite Sure How

attack de bol! pic.twitter.com/nXa0mE7S2x
— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) July 25, 2017

Night!

Posted by: Ace at 08:39 PM

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1 Willow weep for me.

Posted by: gNewt at July 26, 2017 08:28 PM (VquEu)

2 Plants flag

Posted by: Aunt Luna at July 26, 2017 08:28 PM (Zd2ZF)

3 ...For 2nd place

Posted by: Aunt Luna at July 26, 2017 08:29 PM (Zd2ZF)

4 Bosoms!

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 26, 2017 08:30 PM (lIZQs)

5 No medal in this event.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 26, 2017 08:30 PM (zkGZ8)

6 Sure, he's cute now. But in a couple of years he'll make coujo look like a harmless little puppy.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 26, 2017 08:30 PM (P/kVC)

7
What a dummy.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 08:31 PM (hdoNb)

8
Ace, please post a video of monkeys trying to sex a football and title the poat: "Republicans on obamacare 2017"

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 08:32 PM (hdoNb)

9 Is this about the dog from the other thread, right?

Posted by: Cardinal Cool J at July 26, 2017 08:32 PM (k6kXg)

10 Puppy: So I'm just supposed to pretend to touch the ball, right?

Posted by: Aunt Luna at July 26, 2017 08:32 PM (Zd2ZF)

11 yyyyuuuummmmy

Posted by: Bark Obama at July 26, 2017 08:32 PM (mtGE/)

12 Ahh, he kinda looks like our new pup Snickers!

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 26, 2017 08:32 PM (GiRFl)

13 He's just warming up with his Kata.

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2017 08:33 PM (2mC6G)

14 Stand back, fools! Time for another

Karma Alert

The UC Berkeley School of Journalism is one of the primary advocates of the "don't stereotype criminals in news reports" philosophy of media coverage. They pioneered the concept. Whenever you see a news report about an unsolved crime in which the race of the suspects is mysterious left unsaid -- you can blame the Cal School of Journalism for that.

Soooooo (cosmic justice incoming! Watch out!) last night a pair of burglars broke into the Schoolf of Journalism building and stole large amounts of high-end computers and camera equipment. And they were captured on surveillance video committing the crime.

When asked by a reporter to show the video so the public could help capture the perps, the school and the campus police flatly refused. Why? Asked the reporter. Here is the reply:

"Asked why the flyer was not circulated inside the journalism school, online or on campus, the source said that the school did not want to stereotype the thieves -- who appear to both be African American males."

Hmmmm!

Luckily, a traitor at the school leaked a flyer containing photos of the perps, which the praiseworthy reporter dutifully included with the article. And sure enough:

http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/ Source-burglars-busted-down-12-UC-Berkeley-doors-11438762.php#photo-13417845

The bizarre part is the the school and the police went to the trouble of making the Wanted posters -- and then refused to show them to the public or to anyone else! Because they didn't want to be "racist" against the criminals!

I like to think that the perps intentionally targeted the school because they knew the school would not want them caught, so it was a "free-for-all burglary zone." But probably not. They were just the unwitting vectors of karmic justice.

Reap what you sow, motherfuckers -- reap what you sow.

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2017 08:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

15 Sources Say Puppy Cruelly Tormented By Tennis Ball, Investigators Focus On Trump Involvement

Posted by: This...is CNN at July 26, 2017 08:34 PM (qJhUV)

16 Dog thought bubble: "I AM playing with it. It's not playing back!"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 08:34 PM (mvenn)

17 It's not funny to nail a tennis ball to the floor around a dog.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 08:34 PM (RrhD2)

18 Ace, please post a video of monkeys trying to sex a football and title the poat: "Republicans on obamacare 2017"
--

I would not only comment on that thread, I would read the content as well.

/in lieu of football, I would also accept "coconut" and "rock."

Posted by: shibumi at July 26, 2017 08:35 PM (aT+Bx)

19 Puppy showed the appropriate caution when he approached that attack tennis ball.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2017 08:36 PM (pvjTE)

20 Puppy: So I'm just supposed to pretend to touch the ball, right?

I think it might be Ace's complex visual metaphor for how Republican Senators could repeal ACA but don't.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 26, 2017 08:36 PM (GiRFl)

21 Too cute.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 26, 2017 08:36 PM (/o9Qk)

22 Isn't this too the story of John McCain?

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2017 08:36 PM (eLttb)

23 16 Dog thought bubble: "I AM playing with it. It's not playing back!"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 08:34 PM (mvenn)

"Hey master!?! Your other, weird looking dog is broken!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 08:36 PM (hcyUh)

24 Barrrgh!

Posted by: Monster tranny squirrel the size of a Kia Soul at July 26, 2017 08:36 PM (BO/km)

25 17. Now, the converse of that, however.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 26, 2017 08:36 PM (fA1SL)

26 Never touched me, dog!

Posted by: Tennis ball at July 26, 2017 08:37 PM (IqV8l)

27 I think it might be Ace's complex visual metaphor for how Republican Senators could repeal ACA but don't.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 26, 2017 08:36 PM (GiRFl)

I think it's just "cute puppy", because everything happening in the country today is so mind-maddening, genital-crampingly stupid that sometimes you just need to look at a cute puppy for a bit

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 08:37 PM (hcyUh)

28 Aw. Cute little pupper.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 08:37 PM (0mRoj)

29 It's not funny to nail a tennis ball to the floor around a dog. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 08:34 PM (RrhD2)

See, it didn't occur to me that it WOULD be fun before you said that, but uh...

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2017 08:37 PM (rnAwa)

30 Start and end the day with a dog, and it's tough to take too much too seriously.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 08:38 PM (RrhD2)

31 Cute puppy!

Odds in Vegas are 1 to 1 on Paki IT guys formerly associated with the Clintons being found dead from mysterious circumstances by Labor Day.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2017 08:39 PM (5VlCp)

32 Someone tell Einstein there that there is no endzone dance in tennis.

Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2017 08:39 PM (qbT6L)

33 That puppy is rather fetching.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 08:39 PM (mvenn)

34 Start and end the day with a dog, and it's tough to take too much too seriously.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 08:38 PM (RrhD2)

I use weed for that, and I don't have to clean up after it. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2017 08:41 PM (aMlLZ)

35 "Hey master!?! Your other, weird looking dog is broken!"

*****

"Hey master! Look, I taught it to stay! The rest is up to you."

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 08:41 PM (mvenn)

36 Top forty again huzzah!

Posted by: Mike G. at July 26, 2017 08:41 PM (/p/4F)

37 That puppy is rather fetching.

Posted by: Muldoon
________

Do I spot a dog pun?

Posted by: FireHorse at July 26, 2017 08:41 PM (zkGZ8)

38 Odds in Vegas are 1 to 1 on Paki IT guys formerly
associated with the Clintons being found dead from mysterious
circumstances by Labor Day.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 26, 2017 08:39 PM (5VlCp)

The Clintons were found dead?! *happy dance*
Oh wait...I read that wrong, dammit.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 26, 2017 08:42 PM (/o9Qk)

39 BSE or drunk.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 26, 2017 08:42 PM (vRcUp)

40 Adorable!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2017 08:42 PM (NOIQH)

41 That is such a cute puppy! What breed is it?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 08:42 PM (hMwEB)

42 This dog is cute but incompetent. Just like the Republican Party - without the cute.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2017 08:43 PM (mhIjm)

43 Begin the day with a friendly dog, a companion unobtrusive
Plays with the ball that so elusive...

Posted by: Neil P. at July 26, 2017 08:43 PM (2mC6G)

44 "Start and end the day with a dog, and it's tough to take too much too seriously."

Meh.

Posted by: Lena's ex-doggy at July 26, 2017 08:44 PM (BO/km)

45 Dogspotting

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

46 Is that a...corgi?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 26, 2017 08:44 PM (/o9Qk)

47 Watch the vid while saying this in a John McEnroe voice: "Are you freaking kidding me? Are you freaking kidding me? That was out!!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 08:44 PM (mvenn)

48 Ooo dog puns. Let me doo one.

Posted by: Lena's ex-doggy at July 26, 2017 08:45 PM (BO/km)

49 42 This dog is cute but incompetent. Just like the Republican Party - without the cute.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2017 08:43 PM (mhIjm)

++++

The puppy will become competent as it matures. The GOP... Well maybe it just needs another century or two of maturation.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2017 08:45 PM (FUu/Z)

50 When they don't say names or race one may automatically assume it not to be of mad dogs or yellow devils.

Posted by: gNewt at July 26, 2017 08:45 PM (VquEu)

51 What do you call a dog with no legs?

Nothing, cause he ain't gonna come if you call him anyways.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2017 08:46 PM (mhIjm)

52 Dog puns?

K, nine.

Posted by: Neil P. at July 26, 2017 08:46 PM (2mC6G)

53 42 This dog is cute but incompetent. Just like the Republican Party - without the cute.
Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2017 08:43 PM (mhIjm)

Oh, the GOPe is quite competent rest assured.

It's just that their goals are not your goals.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 08:46 PM (hcyUh)

54 The dog looks like a baby corgi.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 26, 2017 08:46 PM (TdMsT)

55 Barrrgh!
Posted by: Monster tranny squirrel the size of a Kia Soul

WHOMPthumpathumpa

Mrrrrrrowwww...

Posted by: Catbus at July 26, 2017 08:47 PM (66CWr)

56 Thank you, Mr. O'Spades, after today's news we all needed a puppy video, whether we knew it or not.

G'night !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 26, 2017 08:47 PM (Mcvvl)

57 Does ace's landlord let him keep pets?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 26, 2017 08:47 PM (vRcUp)

58 Did you hear the one about the two guys who see a dog licking its balls? The first guys says "Man, I wish I could do that." And the other guy says "I think you better pet him first".

BaDaBoom.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2017 08:48 PM (mhIjm)

59 I use weed for that, and I don't have to clean up after it. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2017 08:41 PM (aMlLZ)

I work with a couple ol' boys on that plan.

Not bad dudes. Not at all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 08:48 PM (fiGNd)

60 16 Dog thought bubble: "I AM playing with it. It's not playing back!"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 08:34 PM (mvenn)

"It rolled there without me touching it! You saw it! Why isn't it rolling more?"

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2017 08:48 PM (z/Ubi)

61 How can that dog think of fun when Trump just banned transgenders from the military!!!

Posted by: Hamilton at July 26, 2017 08:48 PM (sCjDS)

62 Does ace's landlord let him keep pets?

******

We'll know for sure when Ace puts up an Ikea doghouse assembly thread in a few days.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 08:49 PM (mvenn)

63 How do we know it's a puppy? It could self identify as a goldfish

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY)

64 A friend of mine has a German Sheppard that's fascinated with tennis balls. It will drop it at your feet, then run way out and wait for you to throw it, and it always catches it. Then it brings it back, but first bites and chews it for about 15 seconds to get it extra slobbery, then drops it. It will do this all... frigging.... day. After a few hours the tennis ball is 2 pieces of shredded rubber held together by a remnant of the covering that's still somehow glued to both halves.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2017 08:49 PM (aMlLZ)

65 Yummy!

Posted by: Barry O Six-Putt at July 26, 2017 08:49 PM (2qHjF)

66 The transgenders can still serve the military as God intended... at the seaside bars in Thailand.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2017 08:50 PM (6FqZa)

67 "That looks suspiciously like Happy Ball. And I remember you should never taunt Happy Ball".

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2017 08:50 PM (mhIjm)

68 61 How can that dog think of fun when Trump just banned transgenders from the military!!!
Posted by: Hamilton at July 26, 2017 08:48 PM (sCjDS)

He is trans.

Used to be a Wiener dog.

(i'll show myself out.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 08:50 PM (hcyUh)

69 Confucius say, if you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day long, you're a dog.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 08:50 PM (RrhD2)

70 Ace is en fuego, today. Sad I had to work and now have to play catch up.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 26, 2017 08:51 PM (tbOMB)

71 Tits!!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy at July 26, 2017 08:51 PM (cEXjC)

72
How much of a shithead moron is Susan Collins? Let me remind you:

She eagerly voted for the Cash for Clunkers scam.

After voting to end debate and allowing obamacare to proceed in 2010, Susan Collins said she didn't want to be "on the wrong side of history."

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 08:51 PM (hdoNb)

73 >>>Does ace's landlord let him keep pets?<<<

Mostly hobos. And a seasonal gimp.

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2017 08:51 PM (eLttb)

74 Does ace's landlord let him keep pets?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 26, 2017 08:47 PM (vRcUp)

Ace IS a pet . . . ewok.

Posted by: filbert at July 26, 2017 08:51 PM (s5o+q)

75 Take the tennis. Leave the balls.

Posted by: Renee Richards at July 26, 2017 08:52 PM (vRcUp)

76 Oh, the GOPe is quite competent rest assured.

It's just that their goals are not your goals.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 08:46 PM (hcyUh)

Words of wisdom my friend. Words of wisdom.

Posted by: Jack Torrance at the Overlook Hotel Bar at July 26, 2017 08:52 PM (mhIjm)

77 Tits!!!!!
Posted by: Country Boy at July 26, 2017 08:51 PM (cEXjC)

In high school, friends and I would interject randomly into our conversations "Tits, Martha!" and collapse in helpless laughter.

It didn't actually mean anything. It didn't have to.

Posted by: filbert at July 26, 2017 08:53 PM (s5o+q)

78 Sock off.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2017 08:53 PM (mhIjm)

79
Susan Collins said she didn't want to be "on the wrong side of history."

She's on the wrong side of the ground.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 08:54 PM (IqV8l)

80 So ... this is a pet thread ? Pretty much ?

We had to put one of our two cats down a couple weeks ago. He was such a funny dick. Would knock shit off tables and such when he wanted your attention.

Our other cat started doing the same shit this week.

I think it's funny as hell. And awesome.

OK - Attention Whore Status done.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 08:54 PM (fiGNd)

81 I would interject randomly into our conversations "Tits, Martha!" and collapse in helpless laughter.

It didn't actually mean anything.

*****

Maybe not to you, buster. Maybe not to you.

Posted by: Martha "A-cup" Maltkowski at July 26, 2017 08:55 PM (mvenn)

82 She's on the wrong side of the ground.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 08:54 PM (IqV8l)

That got a verbal, out-loud, "Ha!" out of me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 08:55 PM (hcyUh)

83 Susan Collins said she didn't want to be "on the wrong side of history."

She's on the wrong side of the ground.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 08:54 PM (IqV8l)

that's awesome. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2017 08:55 PM (aMlLZ)

84 Grampy is sitting outside smoking a cigar, and his grandson comes up and asks "Hey grampy can I have a hit of your cigar?" Grampy replies "Does your dick touch your asshole?" He replies no. Grampy says "sorry you can't" Next day Grampy is sitting outside drinking a beer his grandson comes up and asks "Hey can I have a drink of your beer?" Grampy replies "Does your dick touch your asshole?" He says no and walks away.

A couple days go by and the grandson is sitting outside eating cookies. Grampy comes up and asks hey can I have a cookie? His grandson replies "does your dick touch your ass hole" Grampy replies "Yes" His grandson looks him in the eye and says "Well then go fuck your self grandma made these for me!"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 08:55 PM (RrhD2)

85 I've had German Shepherds that would wear out tennis balls in sort order but the current one get bored after a few times. He will flat out chew up a rawhide bone though. You wouldn't want one to latch on to you.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2017 08:55 PM (BO/km)

86 72
After voting to end debate and allowing obamacare to proceed in 2010, Susan Collins said she didn't want to be "on the wrong side of history."

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 08:51 PM (hdoNb)

The notion that there are "right" and "wrong" "sides of history" is textbook Marxism.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

87 Wow. Fusion GPS is way scummier than I thought. This is the written testimony Thor Halvorssen, the guy who was just on Tucker, is going to give the Senate tomorrow. What they did to Trump the done to others for years.

If what this guy is saying is true this is so amazingly diabolical shit and explains why some stories never get any coverage.

It take some time to read and absorb so bookmark if you don't want to read it now but read it and look at the backup documents. Incredible.

http://tinyurl.com/ybzut5jf

Back to puppy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

88 Ace has been living in the Dominican Republic with no less than 6 European and Russian models on a 2-3 week roation who provide company to customers staying at his beach front villa.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 26, 2017 08:57 PM (2qHjF)

89 Dawgeh movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIxnTi4GmCo

Rated "S" for "Solutrean"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2017 08:57 PM (6FqZa)

90 The notion that there are "right" and "wrong" "sides of history" is textbook Marxism.
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

Yup.

If you're the type to say "Senator XYZ is on the WRONG side of history" for making a policy decision in a commercial republic (for better or worse), then YOU, my friend, are on the wrong side of history.

Or at least you're in the wrong system of government.

Tovarisch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 08:58 PM (hcyUh)

91 Susan Collins said she didn't want to be "on the wrong side of history."

She's on the wrong side of the ground.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2017 08:54 PM (IqV8l)

So fukcing up our health care/insurance system and causing costs to skyrocket is the right side of history?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2017 08:59 PM (auHtY)

92 Tits!!

Since Country Boy asked for them:

http://tinyurl.com/y84pvojg

Posted by: RedRovercomeover at July 26, 2017 08:59 PM (iVOAv)

93 Does anyone happen to have suggestions for a good bag to bring if you are grocery shopping but have to take the bus?

I'm thinking something insulated but easy to carry. It's for KTE - gonna buy her own food in college but no car.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 09:00 PM (hMwEB)

94 Monkeys don't know how to play with shi.....wait a minute, they do know how to play with shit.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2017 09:00 PM (zLDYs)

95 /sock off

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 09:00 PM (mvenn)

96 'Fusion GPS is way scummier than I thought'

If that's even possible. It's all come 'round to this.

Posted by: freaked at July 26, 2017 09:00 PM (BO/km)

97
Going against the historic black president on anything was to be perceived in the history books as bullconnorism, Susan Collins was convinced of this by the Left because that's exactly what they were saying at the time.

Doesn't take much to sway these Republican Shits.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:00 PM (hdoNb)

98 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 08:55 PM (RrhD2)

Little Johnny is sitting on a park bench eating Ice Cream Sandwiches out of the box. He's on Sandwich Number Four when the Old Man across the sidewalk says

Old Man - "Young Man ... best put that box down. All that Ice Cream ain't good for your health. Rot your teeth."

Little Johnny - "I'll have you know, Old Man, my Grand-Dad lived to 89 years old."

Old Man - "I bet he didn't live that long by eating a box of Ice Cream Sandwiches ever day."

Little Johnny - "Nope. He did it by minding his own fucking business."

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 09:00 PM (fiGNd)

99 Renee Richards was beating up (competitively) on won way back in the '70s, because the judges ruled that he was a woman.This current bout of nuttiness is irritating, but not surprising. What I'm curious about is origins. Why did the judges rule that. he was female? Why did the public accept it?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 26, 2017 09:01 PM (vRcUp)

100 Does anyone happen to have suggestions for a good bag to bring if you are grocery shopping but have to take the bus?

*****

Hmmm. Thinking outside the box here (SWIDT?). You could sew two pillow cases together at the corners and she could wear it like a sandwich board.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 09:01 PM (mvenn)

101
anyone miss John Boner?

there's another piece of shit who was eager to advance obama's agenda to be "on the right side of history."

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:02 PM (hdoNb)

102 93 Does anyone happen to have suggestions for a good bag to bring if you are grocery shopping but have to take the bus?

I'm thinking something insulated but easy to carry. It's for KTE - gonna buy her own food in college but no car.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 09:00 PM (hMwEB)

Why not get a main bag, and then also get one of those insulated bags that would fit inside it, so she can have her cold stuff in the insulated bag and then that and her other items in the main bag?

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2017 09:02 PM (z/Ubi)

103 98. Nice!
"And the old man said, 'That's for knowing the difference!' " - punchline only

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 26, 2017 09:02 PM (fA1SL)

104 Susan Collins said she didn't want to be "on the wrong side of history."

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered
________

Her constituents, then, are from the future! I knew the government was hiding something!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 26, 2017 09:04 PM (zkGZ8)

105 "Does anyone happen to have suggestions for a good bag to bring if you are grocery shopping but have to take the bus?"

Bandoliers!

Posted by: A at July 26, 2017 09:05 PM (BO/km)

106 >>>Rated "S" for "Solutrean"

Don Cornelius was the man.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 09:05 PM (RrhD2)

107 104. John Titor is/will have been her campaign chairman.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 26, 2017 09:05 PM (fA1SL)

108 'Does anyone happen to have suggestions for a good bag to bring if you are grocery shopping but have to take the bus?'

Bandoliers!

Posted by: Antonio Bandolier at July 26, 2017 09:06 PM (BO/km)

109 Little Johnny - "Nope. He did it by minding his own fucking business."
Posted by: ScoggDog

That is darned good.

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2017 09:06 PM (pszv/)

110 >>> 'Does anyone happen to have suggestions for a good bag to bring if you are grocery shopping but have to take the bus?'

Colostomy?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 09:07 PM (RrhD2)

111
Cats can knock shit off the table and sills, but there must be a cat out there that can right stuff.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:07 PM (hdoNb)

112 Visual Dog Puns

Dr. Muldoon needs the dog in picture number 7

http://tinyurl.com/y95gsv7v

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 09:07 PM (iVOAv)

113
"Does anyone happen to have suggestions for a good bag to bring if you are grocery shopping but have to take the bus?"

Susan Collins would make a good hag to take shopping.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2017 09:08 PM (mhIjm)

114 Susan Collins would make a good hag to take shopping.

Sadly, ISIS isn't in a position to offer a good price . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2017 09:09 PM (6FqZa)

115 Heartbreaking - 1 dead, 7 injured on ride malfunction at Ohio State Fair.

Posted by: Rosasharn at July 26, 2017 09:09 PM (PzBTm)

116 Why does a dog lick his dick?

Because he can't make a fist with his paw.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 09:10 PM (RrhD2)

117 "Does anyone happen to have suggestions for a good bag to bring if you are grocery shopping but have to take the bus?"

******

Cargo pants, XXXL

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 09:12 PM (mvenn)

118 So.. if you were renting a space and your landlord came in and decided to mess with your stuff would you be mad? Does the "landlord" have a right to come in and decide he doesn't like the way your place looks so decides to make some changes without your knowledge?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 26, 2017 09:13 PM (CNHr1)

119 "I'm thinking something insulated but easy to carry. It's for KTE - gonna buy her own food in college but no car."

Something like this for the cold items

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycr68eee

an some carabiners to hang normal reusable grocery bags for light stuff like bread, chips etc.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8xkdnkb

Posted by: X-ray at July 26, 2017 09:13 PM (XsmIU)

120

Check out this cat when someone jingles his bell:

The cat is like: Knock it off, bitch!

Really, the cat has a Pimp Hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4zW-YWtYJ8

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:14 PM (hdoNb)

121 Susan Collins said she heard "history knocking", and she voted for cloture.

Posted by: Neil P. at July 26, 2017 09:14 PM (2mC6G)

122 Holy Sancho Panza, Batman. Driscoll at Insty linked to this Reuters article:

https://tinyurl.com/ybpcfmwa

These goofy little queefs are one step away from LITERALLY tilting at windmills.

And WE'RE the ones who don't get science.

Suuuuuure, Quixote. Whatever you say.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 09:15 PM (hcyUh)

123
Susan Collins said she heard "history knocking", and she voted for cloture.

You have a better mammary than me, sir.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:15 PM (hdoNb)

124 Hmmm. Thinking outside the box here (SWIDT?). You could sew two pillow cases together at the corners and she could wear it like a sandwich board.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 09:01 PM (mvenn)

But I LIKE my daughter

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 09:15 PM (hMwEB)

125 That is darned good.
Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2017 09:06 PM (pszv/)

Then here's one more ...

Little Johnny is sitting in class when the teacher asks ...

Teacher ... "Class, if four blackbirds are on the fence, and I shoot one, how many are left ?"

Johnny ... "None. After I shoot, they'll all fly away."

Teacher ... "Well - the correct answer is Three. But I like the way you're thinking."

Johnny ... "Well - then let me ask you a question. Three women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. Woman #1 hatefully bites the cone as if she hates it's very existence. Woman #2 has to force her own head to the cone to take the smallest bite in disgust. Woman #3 grins, eases the cone up to her mouth, and twirls her tongue around the cone until there's nothing left. Which woman is married ?"

Teacher ... (blushing) "Well Johnny, I guess the answer is Woman #3"

Johnny ... "Well Teach - the correct answer would be The Bitch Wearing the Wedding Ring - but I like the way you're thinking."

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 09:16 PM (fiGNd)

126 124 Hmmm. Thinking outside the box here (SWIDT?). You could sew two pillow cases together at the corners and she could wear it like a sandwich board.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 09:01 PM (mvenn)

But I LIKE my daughter

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 09:15 PM (hMwEB)

You wouldn't have to worry about any loudmouth frat boy dudebros hitting on her.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2017 09:16 PM (z/Ubi)

127 Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2017 09:02 PM (z/Ubi)

Good idea

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 09:17 PM (hMwEB)

128 wear it like a sandwich board.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 09:01 PM (mvenn)

But I LIKE my daughter

*****

Get crafty- do some snazzy designs with colored markers, or bedazzle it with spangles and a little fringe.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 09:17 PM (mvenn)

129 >>Get crafty- do some snazzy designs with colored markers, or bedazzle it with spangles and a little fringe.

dude

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 09:19 PM (/tuJf)

130 Man, this was a hard post to see knowing I have to take our husky to the shelter in the morning, never to see him again. It's the right thing to do, but I'm gonna feel guilty for a long, long time.

Posted by: CPT11A at July 26, 2017 09:20 PM (hxUdS)

131 Susan Collins said she heard "history knocking", and she voted for cloture.
===

That was me.

Posted by: Death at July 26, 2017 09:20 PM (2wRtc)

132 129 >>Get crafty- do some snazzy designs with colored markers, or bedazzle it with spangles and a little fringe.

dude
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 09:19 PM (/tuJf)

And I thought I was a pansy for thinking "well, you'll probably want to wash them first..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 09:20 PM (hcyUh)

133 dude

Posted by: JackStraw

******

Hey, I've heard the kids these days like that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 09:21 PM (mvenn)

134 Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 09:16 PM (fiGNd)

1 and 2 are married.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 09:21 PM (0mRoj)

135 Little Johnny sounds like he could use a good kick in the rear or a mouth full of soap. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 09:21 PM (iVOAv)

136 Get crafty- do some snazzy designs with colored markers, or bedazzle it with spangles and a little fringe.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 09:17 PM (mvenn)
And spell out "The End Is Nigh" somewhere in the bedazzling?

Posted by: X-ray at July 26, 2017 09:21 PM (XsmIU)

137
Democrats could legalize murder tomorrow and the Republicans would be scared shitless of being in the "banning" murder political position.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:21 PM (hdoNb)

138 Never mind all the political shit.

That puppy is adorable. What a meathead!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2017 09:22 PM (SRKgf)

139 Did you hear the one about the two guys who see a dog licking its balls? The first guys says "Man, I wish I could do that." And the other guy says "I think you better pet him first".

BaDaBoom.

I always heard the punch line as...No you don't. That dog would bite your head off.

Oh...and it was two gay guys, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Mike G. at July 26, 2017 09:22 PM (/p/4F)

140 The notion that there are "right" and "wrong" "sides of history" is textbook Marxism.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

Commies always claim to be the right side of history. She's a useless scrunt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2017 09:22 PM (auHtY)

141 137
Democrats could legalize murder tomorrow and the Republicans would be scared shitless of being in the "banning" murder political position.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:21 PM (hdoNb)

Murder is just civilization continued by other means.

Posted by: Clausewitz, if he were a head-up-his-ass SJW at July 26, 2017 09:23 PM (hcyUh)

142 Puppy Wants to Play With Tennis Ball, But Isn't Quite Sure How

I should train him. I'm an expert at playing with balls.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 26, 2017 09:23 PM (/qEW2)

143 When we lived in San Antonio our son was at UT in Austin. Missus Muldoon came home one day to find him deep in the pantry with an overstuffed pillowcase. "What are you doing?" she asked.

He replied with a smile, "Grocery shopping."

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 09:23 PM (mvenn)

144 Posted by: CPT11A at July 26, 2017 09:20 PM (hxUdS)

Were you able to call the shelter?

I left a link for you in the previous thread to the akc.org breed rescues.

It's hard but you are doing the right thing.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 09:24 PM (hMwEB)

145 Susan Collins heard history calling.

"The wrong side of history" crap is from Obama and Paul Ryan among others whining about us actually wanting secure borders.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2017 09:24 PM (z/Ubi)

146 Posted by: CPT11A at July 26, 2017 09:20 PM (hxUdS)

Chief - I'm sorry to hear that. Had to make that ride lately myself.

Do what you have to do as you can do it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 09:25 PM (fiGNd)

147 I'm sorry, CPT11A.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

148

oh wait, murder is already legal and the Republicans are scared shit of "banning" it

Democrats made killing unborn AND born babies legal. Literally.

Republicans hate to be the ones to "ban" it, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:25 PM (hdoNb)

149 I should train him. I'm an expert at playing with balls.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 26, 2017 09:23 PM (/qEW2)

I'm gonna pass on training from you. You ate my great,great,great grandfather.

Posted by: Puppy at July 26, 2017 09:25 PM (XsmIU)

150
Transsexuals are a vital part of our national infrastructure and must be preserved through billions in Federal spending.

Please clap.

Posted by: Heb! at July 26, 2017 09:25 PM (2wRtc)

151 Back to puppy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 08:56 PM (/tuJf)
---
Thanks for that link. Read the whole thing. Banana Republic tactics USA-style.

Posted by: Neil P. at July 26, 2017 09:26 PM (2mC6G)

152 The notion that there are "right" and "wrong" "sides of history" is textbook Marxism.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

Yep. It's one of those Commie phrases that is an utter tell. See also "popular front."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2017 09:26 PM (SRKgf)

153 The notion that there are "right" and "wrong" "sides of history" is textbook Marxism.

The Puritans beat them to it, hence "Whig History".

The Qur'an and the Old Testament also thought that history was about siding with Righteousness or not, but to their credit they never claimed that it involved progress.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2017 09:27 PM (6FqZa)

154 "The wrong side of history" crap is from Obama and Paul Ryan among others whining about us actually wanting secure borders.
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2017 09:24 PM (z/Ubi)

The phrase goes back to Comte, if i'm not mistaken.

probably some oblique references earlier than that, but the idea of "History" as a personified concept, and not just a sequence of events, is relatively recent. Still much older than Dumbo McFuckstick though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 09:27 PM (hcyUh)

155 152 The notion that there are "right" and "wrong" "sides of history" is textbook Marxism.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

Yep. It's one of those Commie phrases that is an utter tell. See also "popular front."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2017 09:26 PM (SRKgf)
---

"The greater good"
"The needs of the many"
"Your fair share"

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 09:27 PM (hMwEB)

156 Why does a dog lick his dick?

Because he can't make a fist with his paw.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 26, 2017 09

Ok, now that was funny, I don't care who you are.

Oh, that reminds me.....

Posted by: Mike G. at July 26, 2017 09:28 PM (/p/4F)

157 154 "The wrong side of history" crap is from Obama and Paul Ryan among others whining about us actually wanting secure borders.
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2017 09:24 PM (z/Ubi)

The phrase goes back to Comte, if i'm not mistaken.

probably some oblique references earlier than that, but the idea of "History" as a personified concept, and not just a sequence of events, is relatively recent. Still much older than Dumbo McFuckstick though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 09:27 PM (hcyUh)

I'm talking recently. And in relation to Collins.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2017 09:28 PM (z/Ubi)

158

"the World is watching"

"the world community"

two more phrases designed to make people Stupid

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:29 PM (hdoNb)

159 My great rough collie Clearwater REALLY wanted to play tennis ball with me, but found it so mind-numbingly boring (as opposed to sheep) that he would bring it back maybe two times, and then just let it roll away the next time.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 26, 2017 09:29 PM (w7U7L)

160 Probaby on topic, I recently noticed that puppy has balls now.
He's shaggy, so excuse me for not noticing earlier.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 09:29 PM (hMwEB)

161 I'm talking recently. And in relation to Collins.
Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2017 09:28 PM (z/Ubi)

Right on, he's definitely the one who revived the phrase into modern usage again. Bad joss upon him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 09:30 PM (hcyUh)

162 "The greater good"

"The needs of the many"

"Your fair share"
===

"The people's republic "

Posted by: Heb! at July 26, 2017 09:30 PM (2wRtc)

163 "It's for the children."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2017 09:30 PM (SRKgf)

164 Oh, I see the problem. Puppies legs are too short.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 26, 2017 09:30 PM (m9X4Y)

165 Posted by: X-ray at July 26, 2017 09:13 PM (XsmIU)

Carabiners, huh? Interesting idea

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 09:30 PM (hMwEB)

166 VM, I found a local husky rescue online and emailed them. Haven't heard back yet, but I'll be taking the dog to a the closest thing I can find to "no-kill" in the morning.

Posted by: CPT11A at July 26, 2017 09:30 PM (hxUdS)

167 Eichenwald does book reviews:
twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/889635112899534848

... of his own books, under a false name.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2017 09:31 PM (6FqZa)

168 Reap what you sow, motherfuckers -- reap what you sow.

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2017 08:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

I went to Berkeley.

I had not a clue that there was a Journalism School there.

So I guess the people who were too stupid to get sociology degrees went to the Journalism School.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2017 09:31 PM (wYseH)

169 My great rough collie Clearwater REALLY wanted to play tennis ball with me, but found it so mind-numbingly boring (as opposed to sheep) that he would bring it back maybe two times, and then just let it roll away the next time.

*******

Heh. That's exactly how my Australian shepherd trained me to not throw the tennis ball.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 09:31 PM (mvenn)

170
"When they go low, we go high."

Remember that bullshit?

"High," yeah, like getting guns and stalking Republicans for assassination.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:31 PM (hdoNb)

171 Democrats could legalize murder tomorrow and the Republicans would be scared shitless of being in the "banning" murder political position.

Posted by: Soothsayer

I think that the next step for sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 26, 2017 09:31 PM (/qEW2)

172 That's good, CPT.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 09:31 PM (hMwEB)

173 CPT11A @ 130 --

I was thinking of you when I first saw the post.

I'm sorry to hear the news. It's hard, but you're doing the right thing. (For what ever it's worth, especially tonight.)

Posted by: FireHorse at July 26, 2017 09:32 PM (zkGZ8)

174
By the way, Ben Shapiro had a meet with Gorillapundit, at least in a youtube thumbnail.

(scroll down about halfway)
http://tinyurl.com/y9s7zcsp

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2017 09:33 PM (iFZVz)

175 If I knew how to link a picture I took a few weeks ago in Berkeley, it would show you how the left is able to gin up their "grassroots protest" showings.

Posted by: Mike G. at July 26, 2017 09:33 PM (/p/4F)

176 "When they go low, we go high."

Misquoted. I think Hillary was talking about Huma going low.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2017 09:33 PM (SRKgf)

177 I'd love to wait longer to hear from the rescue, but I leave for AT in a couple of days. My wife's friend is flying in with a toddler of her own to help my wife with our kids (my wife is still recovering from a c-section), so putting it off simply isn't an option.

Posted by: CPT11A at July 26, 2017 09:33 PM (hxUdS)

178

obama's husband michelle also said it

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:33 PM (hdoNb)

179 "See also 'popular front.'"

Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea!

Posted by: Reg at July 26, 2017 09:34 PM (ujwCG)

180 135 Little Johnny sounds like he could use a good kick in the rear or a mouth full of soap. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 09:21 PM (iVOAv)

Oh Hell Fen - you know as good as I that I'm gonna' tell one more now ...

Teacher tells the class on Thursday ...

Teacher - "Everyone study extra hard. Tomorrow I'm going to give an oral quiz. First student to answer will get a day off from school".

At the end of Friday ...

Teacher - "OK kids - it's quiz time ... "

Little Johnny rolls two dark marbles up the aisle ...

Teacher - "OK ... who's the funny man with the black balls ?"

Little Johnny "Richard Pryor. See ya' Tuesday."

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 09:35 PM (fiGNd)

181 174. Speaking of which, I can't wait for Shapiro to demolish that brown buffalo Cenk, and look forwars to Coulter taking down that smug valley-girl Kasparian.

It'll be almost as glorious as their election night meltdown.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 26, 2017 09:35 PM (fA1SL)

182 I'll say a prayer tonight that your husky will get a home that it can thrive in through the shelter, CPT.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 09:35 PM (hMwEB)

183 Good Lord.

Both captains for tonight's Gold Cup final had to read the following prepared statement before kickoff:

"We, the captains of the national teams participating today, pledge to set an example for our children, families and all those around us. At the stadium we won't use our voices to hurt, offend or discriminate. Let's live in a state of gold, let's remember our children are watching."

So tired of the PC stuff.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 26, 2017 09:36 PM (GiRFl)

184 When my mechanic told me I had blown a trans seal in my Ferrari I had to deny it. What else could I do? It was really in the Lamborghini.

Posted by: Antonio Bandoliero at July 26, 2017 09:36 PM (BO/km)

185 Thanks, VM. I do appreciate it.

Posted by: CPT11A at July 26, 2017 09:37 PM (hxUdS)

186 "They go low, we go high"

What vapid, asinine, self-congratulatory twaddle. I can't believe any person over the age of 14 said that, let alone the duly elected leader of the free world.

That man was nothing but a petulant, narcissistic, spoiled little brat, and good riddance to him and his whole entourage of eunuchs, bastards, and courtesans.

*Spit*

Thank Christ Trump won.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 09:37 PM (hcyUh)

187 186. And Kek and Pepe. They did their part, too, you know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 26, 2017 09:38 PM (fA1SL)

188 https://photos.app.goo.gl/pQXXMgni7fieEaXo1

Hope this works.

Posted by: Mike G. at July 26, 2017 09:38 PM (/p/4F)

189 Thanks for that link. Read the whole thing. Banana >>Republic tactics USA-style.

Right? All of this stuff is coming down on the liberals all at once. Grassley requesting a DOJ investigation into the Ukraine/DNC collusion. The DWS email scandal about to break. And this Fusion GPS stuff could help explain why none of the crap on the left ever gets reported.

Karma is a bitch.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2017 09:38 PM (/tuJf)

190
162 "The greater good"

"The needs of the many"

"Your fair share"
===

"The people's republic "

Posted by: Heb! at July 26, 2017 09:30 PM (2wRtc)

9 times out of 10 if you see the word "people's" or "democratic", it's commie propaganda. And if you see them together, it's downright Maoist.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2017 09:38 PM (iFZVz)

191 The notion that there are "right" and "wrong" "sides of history" is textbook Marxism.

Posted by: rickl

I think Hegel also had something to do with it - that's where Marx got the phrase "dialectical materialism" from.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 26, 2017 09:38 PM (/qEW2)

192 Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 26, 2017 09:36 PM (GiRl)

They should have added "Let's use our inside voices"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2017 09:39 PM (iVOAv)

193 The notion that there are "right" and "wrong" "sides of history" is textbook Marxism.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

But that is 100% correct.

The problem for Marxists is that Marxism is on the wrong side....not the right side.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2017 09:41 PM (wYseH)

194 this story is #FakeNews, designed to drown out the stories the #DeepState (Ace and company) don't want covered...

it's a conspiracy!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 26, 2017 09:43 PM (/7QQs)

195 You people and your "socialist" terms. You never learned that the National Socialist German Workers Party was right-wing?

Posted by: FireHorse at July 26, 2017 09:43 PM (zkGZ8)

196 #CommieCatchphrases

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 26, 2017 09:43 PM (hMwEB)

197 Both captains for tonight's Gold Cup final had to read the following prepared statement before kickoff:

I'll start paying attention to Pro Sports again when it starts looking more like RollerBall.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 09:43 PM (fiGNd)

198 It's a hell of a dilemma with the dog, Captain, but I think you just gotta get it out of the household. No other alternative short of buying a kennel and keeping it in there full time.

It would beat the hell out of me to have to get rid of the dog, too.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2017 09:44 PM (ujwCG)

199 #HelicopterRides

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 26, 2017 09:44 PM (fA1SL)

200
I think Hegel also had something to do with it - that's where Marx got the phrase "dialectical materialism" from.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 26, 2017 09:38 PM (/qEW2)

Yeah, Marx HAD to have stolen that phrase. Because I don't believe that mooching, worthless cocksucker knew how to use words of more than two syllables.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2017 09:44 PM (iFZVz)

201 "dialectical materialism" from.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 26, 2017 09:38 PM (/qEW2)

Never studied it too deeply, because let's face it, they're all full of shit, but I think basically Hegel came up with an elaborate metaphysics to stand against garden-variety Idealism, with the "dialectic" bit as his little nod to the reigning Phenomenology of the day (Husserl, etc.)

Marx stripped out everything that had any meaning, clung to the "dialectic" part of it in a ham-fisted mockery of philosophy, and used that as a justification for Taking Everyone's Shit Because That's Fair, Meine Gnadige Genossen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 09:44 PM (hcyUh)

202 9 times out of 10 if you see the word "people's" or
"democratic", it's commie propaganda. And if you see them together, it's
downright Maoist.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2017 09:38 PM (iFZVz)

---
unless, of course, it's someone like me, being sarcastic as all fuck.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 26, 2017 09:44 PM (/7QQs)

203 That is completely adorable.

Lookit little Corgfeve go!

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at July 26, 2017 09:44 PM (dEQP3)

204
When's the last time you saw a guy wear a "Free Mustache Rides" t-shirt?

You automatically like that guy, too, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:45 PM (hdoNb)

205
unless, of course, it's someone like me, being sarcastic as all fuck.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 26, 2017 09:44 PM (/7QQs)

Well, that goes without saying....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2017 09:45 PM (iFZVz)

206 Both captains for tonight's Gold Cup final...
---
so a pistol competition restricted to a certain class of Colts?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 26, 2017 09:46 PM (/7QQs)

207 118; C.I.L.L. my landlord.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2017 09:46 PM (KP5rU)

208 I don't want to repost it in the Happy Fun Thread, but those who are interested should check out the Sargon of Akkad video I linked at #337 in the last thread.

He starts out by stating that there is no hard evidence for Pizzagate.

Then he proceeds to document evidence for actual pedophile rings involving rich and powerful people in various countries, and how they were often hushed up.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

209

you gotta love people like that, tho

Anyone who would wear in public a t-shirt about inviting face-sitting is "tops" in my book.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:46 PM (hdoNb)

210 204
When's the last time you saw a guy wear a "Free Mustache Rides" t-shirt?

You automatically like that guy, too, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:45 PM (hdoNb)

That's the same guy who wears a cowboy buckle that says "5 cents a ride."

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 09:46 PM (0mRoj)

211 "dialectical materialism"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 09:44 PM (hcyUh)

It's a bullshit justification for the psychotic idea that world socialism is the ultimate form of government, and that as it is perfected it actually withers away into perfection.

Ask Jay Guevara for a better explanation. He has delved into the belly of the beast more than anyone else I know.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2017 09:47 PM (wYseH)

212
That's the same guy who wears a cowboy buckle that says "5 cents a ride."

Life o' the party!

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:47 PM (hdoNb)

213 That's the same guy who wears a cowboy buckle that says "5 cents a ride."
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 09:46 PM (0mRoj)

You could have stopped at "cowboy buckle", but point taken

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 09:47 PM (hcyUh)

214 The UK has had a real problem with kiddy fiddlers, all the way up to Edward Heath and Jimmy Savile. Which means the Tories and the BBC were both complicit. I am unsure how you uproot a nest this deep and foul except by foreign invasion.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 26, 2017 09:48 PM (6FqZa)

215 Then he proceeds to document evidence for actual pedophile rings involving rich and powerful people in various countries, and how they were often hushed up.
Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

There's a documentary on YouTube about some pedos in Hollywood who basically started a studio and production company to attract and groom boys in their early teens for predation

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 09:48 PM (0mRoj)

216 When's the last time you saw a guy wear a "Free Mustache Rides" t-shirt?

Millions of Battered Women - and I been eatin' 'em raw.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 09:48 PM (fiGNd)

217 CPT11a, sorry about your husky; it's a tough situation but you are doing the right thing.

Posted by: IC at July 26, 2017 09:48 PM (gcme+)

218
btw, do women *want* to ride mustaches?

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:49 PM (hdoNb)

219 Dog puns:

Golden Receiver.

Posted by: NAMBLA at July 26, 2017 09:49 PM (lIZQs)

220 218
btw, do women *want* to ride mustaches?
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:49 PM (hdoNb)

Depends. Is the mustache rich?

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 09:49 PM (0mRoj)

221 Yeah, Marx HAD to have stolen that phrase. Because I don't believe that mooching, worthless cocksucker knew how to use words of more than two syllables.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Dude was German. It's ALL more than two syllables.

Posted by: Catbus at July 26, 2017 09:49 PM (66CWr)

222 216. Heh....knew a dude what'd been in a hippy country band.

The Bearded Clamdiggers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 26, 2017 09:50 PM (fA1SL)

223 211 "dialectical materialism"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 09:44 PM (hcyUh)

It's a bullshit justification for the psychotic idea that world socialism is the ultimate form of government, and that as it is perfected it actually withers away into perfection.

Ask Jay Guevara for a better explanation. He has delved into the belly of the beast more than anyone else I know.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2017 09:47 PM (wYseH)

Right. The "revolutionary" phase was just the scaffolding that went up while the Worker's Paradise was being perfected.

Except the "scaffold" always learns tout suite that there's a hell of a lot of money to be made in being scaffolding.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 09:50 PM (hcyUh)

224 223. Power is not a means, Winston. It is an end.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 26, 2017 09:51 PM (fA1SL)

225
Odd how it can be a "clam" and a "beaver"...

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:51 PM (hdoNb)

226 Dude was German. It's ALL more than two syllables.
Posted by: Catbus at July 26, 2017 09:49 PM (66CWr)

Totally irrelevant, but Irish Gaelic is the only language I know of where the word for "and" (simple conjunction) is two syllables.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2017 09:51 PM (hcyUh)

227 Yeah, Marx HAD to have stolen that phrase. Because I don't believe that mooching, worthless cocksucker knew how to use words of more than two syllables.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2017 09:44 PM (iFZVz)

Barry O: Not all mooching, worthless cocksuckers who don't know how to use words of more than two syllables are bad. Just look at me!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2017 09:52 PM (auHtY)

228 225
Odd how it can be a "clam" and a "beaver"...
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:51 PM (hdoNb)

A freak abomination of genetic engineering!

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 26, 2017 09:52 PM (0mRoj)

229 Ont is nood

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 26, 2017 09:53 PM (fA1SL)

230

speaking of the Irish...

I saw McPhail Associates, LLC on the job today.

McPhail? Really?

An Englishman must've given that name to a dummy mick way back in the 15th Century as a joke.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 26, 2017 09:53 PM (hdoNb)

231 ...wrong side of history...

*****

I see this also used as a veiled threat (and a bluff). You don't want to be on the wrong side of history is the bluff.

The implied threat is: "Because when we win, we will take it out viciously on those who opposed us."

Another variation I've heard Hillary use is "We hope you will join us in this effort voluntarily, but if not, we are prepared to force you."

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2017 09:54 PM (mvenn)

232 "Marx stripped out everything [from Hegel] that had any meaning"

Which wasn't much in the first place.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 26, 2017 09:54 PM (ujwCG)

233 I'll start paying attention to Pro Sports again when it starts looking more like RollerBall.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2017 09:43 PM

Well, a player from El Salvador gave Altadore a titty-twister in the quarterfinals, but I would count on soccer getting much more violent than that.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 26, 2017 09:54 PM (GiRFl)

234 'A freak abomination of genetic engineering'

This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Monster tranny beaver clam the size of a MACK TRUCK at July 26, 2017 09:54 PM (BO/km)

235 Totoro sock off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 26, 2017 09:55 PM (66CWr)

236 Heh....knew a dude what'd been in a hippy country band.

The Bearded Clamdiggers.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 26, 2017 09:50 PM (fA1SL)

I was at a Halloween party where two guys showed up in diving suits. One had a sign on his back that read, "No muff too tough", and the other, "We dive at five".

Posted by: NAMBLA at July 26, 2017 09:57 PM (lIZQs)

237

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 26, 2017 09:58 PM (lIZQs)

238 1st up from Gagme's commie commies:

Commie is derogatory slang for communist. You shouldn't call someone a commie unless you want to start a fight. A commie is a communist, a person who favors the eventual creation of a classless society in which goods are equally shared between all citizens.
commie - Dictionary Definition : vocabulary.com/ dictionary/ commie

Posted by: gNewt at July 26, 2017 10:03 PM (VquEu)

239 In Prescott's "conquest of Peru" he pretty much describes the Incan civilization as an almost perfect form of communism. As was published in 1838, I am sure that Marx had read it and used it as a very large part of his philosophy of a classless socialist society, except for the elitest ruling class.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 26, 2017 10:09 PM (lIZQs)

240 Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2017 08:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

Karma, indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2017 10:20 PM (SRKgf)

241 Commie is derogatory slang for communist. You shouldn't call someone a commie unless you want to start a fight.

I've been remiss in sometimes calling them "communists."

So from here on out, it's "commie."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2017 10:22 PM (SRKgf)

242 @111 'fraid not Sooth. Some of them will fetch 'bizzy balls', though.

That would be a sight, sort of an Mary Poppins cat, mayhaps.

Posted by: micky at July 26, 2017 11:02 PM (dF9Lb)

243 I think the puppy respected the tennis ball. He seemed to want its opinions heard before play commenced.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 26, 2017 11:28 PM (MZcWR)

244 Yeah, Marx HAD to have stolen that phrase. Because I don't believe that mooching, worthless cocksucker knew how to use words of more than two syllables.

-------

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

*taps cigar*

Posted by: Groucho Marx at July 27, 2017 12:06 AM (PXj2C)

245 Hegel: inspired Marx; inspired Hitler.

Bet it looks great on his resume.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2017 12:08 AM (PXj2C)

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