Trump Cuts Funding for <i>Extremely</i> Ineffective Teen Sex Education Program, and Media, Get This, Flips Out About It

Trump Cuts Funding for Extremely Ineffective Teen Sex Education Program, and Media, Get This, Flips Out About It

Well, maybe. Or maybe they just don't see the point of pissing away tens of millions of dollars on teen sex education programs in which the students have unsafe/unprotected sex just as frequently as kids who did not attend any program at all.

Mollie Hemingway reports:

In response to the weak evidence of positive effects, much less positive sustained impact, Health and Human Services recommended defunding the program after June 30, 2018. A non-profit news site called Reveal News wrote a highly critical piece on the funding change, without mentioning the ineffectiveness of the programs. Many other media outlets followed suit, publishing one-sided stories that treated good intentions as sufficient proof of good-enough results for hundreds of millions of dollars in taxpayer funding. Some media outlets falsely stated that the funded teen pregnancy programs have been shown to be effective.
“Trump’s hires at HHS were notably hostile to teen pregnancy programs that worked. Now they’ve killed them,” claimed one fact-challenged columnist at the Los Angeles Times. No media outlet mentioned the ineffectiveness of the programs, whether it was NPR, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Politico, Business Insider, The Independent, Forbes, Teen Vogue, or Bustle, even though effectiveness reports are right there on the agency’s web site.

After noting that, she goes through the studies proving the complete non-effectiveness of the sex programs (including the abstinence only ones). In only a handful of cases are programs effective even in slightly reducing sexual activity (or unprotected sexual activity, depending on the program's agenda) and only that for a short period of time -- after a number of months, sexual activity returns to what it was before, and just like kids who never went to these Let's Put the Taxpayer's Money in a Joker-Sized Pile and Burn it programs in the first place.

It's almost as if their agendas are spending other people's money and sexualizing teenagers and not, as they may claim, teaching teens to be "responsible" when it comes to sex.

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1 Yup.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 24, 2017 05:44 PM (Ckg4U)

2 The fat guy/girl/X in the last post is going to be sad about this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2017 05:45 PM (Mouru)

3 Up the butt, no babies.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 05:45 PM (0mRoj)

4 Keep government out of the bedroom!

Er...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 24, 2017 05:45 PM (MINbv)

5 Trump is a prude!

Posted by: A man with another man's fist in his ass at July 24, 2017 05:45 PM (8b+oT)

6
Come in Tokyo!

Come in Tokyo!

(what lewd movie is that from?)

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 24, 2017 05:46 PM (OQLuX)

7 Why is this something government must do in the first place?

Posted by: Strobe at July 24, 2017 05:46 PM (gbWkA)

8 Trump to replace sex ed course with pussy grabbing practice.

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2017 05:46 PM (rmVvL)

9 I'm proud of the role I've played in preteen sex education.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 24, 2017 05:46 PM (j+dfT)

10 It's almost as if their agendas are spending other people's money and
sexualizing teenagers and not, as they may claim, teaching teens to be
"responsible" when it comes to sex.

***

The deuce you say! * aside: How do I get some of that?

Posted by: Fat Guy in F*ck White People Clothes at July 24, 2017 05:46 PM (Fb9aZ)

11 Kids nowadays must be so confused

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2017 05:47 PM (ViGAX)

12 Did Trump happen to mention all the school teachers having sex with their students?

Would have been funny.

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 05:47 PM (8b+oT)

13 We've got to teach our young chiiiildren how to masturbate!

Posted by: Joycelyn Elders at July 24, 2017 05:47 PM (0mRoj)

14 and Media, Get This, Flips Out About It

OMGOMGOMG!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 05:48 PM (ul9CR)

15 That person in the previous thread could be unleashed to reduce sexual desire--better than saltpetre.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 24, 2017 05:48 PM (hJrjt)

16 This is evergreen:

https://youtu.be/eXWhbUUE4ko

You will watch it, unless you just want PEOPLE TO DIE

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:48 PM (39g3+)

17 7
Why is this something government must do in the first place?

Posted by: Strobe at July 24, 2017 05:46 PM (gbWkA)

****
Woah there Tex - slow down! - you are getting way ahead of yourself there. Try and stay over your skis - and just say to yourself "it's a tax., it's a tax" over and over again and you should calm right down

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 24, 2017 05:48 PM (Fb9aZ)

18 What ever happened to the liberal chant that 'teens are going to do it, and you can't stop them'.

The morality abstinence program is/was a christian/conservative program. Why are the liberals defending it?

It's the money of course. They are the ones teaching it in school. They are the ones getting paid for it. It's all about the money. It always is.

Posted by: Bejeweled in Candy Crush Land at July 24, 2017 05:48 PM (m9X4Y)

19 You teens need to be fucking each other, all the time, in every way imaginable. And if you get knocked up, we'll suck that fucktrash right out of you! For a fee, of course.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 24, 2017 05:48 PM (0mRoj)

20 Want to live forever?

Become a government program.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at July 24, 2017 05:49 PM (1JnAL)

21 To be fair the media would have flipped out if Trump had increased funding for those organizations.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 24, 2017 05:49 PM (hJrjt)

22 It's on the same level as all the howling 5 days ago about Trump cutting funding and arms to the Syrian rebels, which proved RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA!!!

Hello? Anyone remember that the aid we gave to the so-called "Syrian Rebels" almost all went straight to ISIS as soon as it left our hands? And how the CIA's wonderful plan to recruit "Pro-US" Syrian Rebels trained like 60 guys, who then were either all killed or deserted in the first battle they were in?

Oh, but getting rid of the one of the most pathetically bad programs we've ever tried is proof of how Trump is the Worst Hitler since Hitler. Rigggghhhht..

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2017 05:49 PM (mnh4u)

23 Most kids use pornhub for their sex education nowadays.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 05:49 PM (3OIiX)

24 I thought Teen Cosmo was the go to for sex education these days.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 24, 2017 05:49 PM (0XyIg)

25 It's almost as if Teens want sex. The only thing that can be done is to teach some morality. The one thing Government can't do.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2017 05:49 PM (zZWkn)

26 19
You teens need to be fucking each other, all the time, in every way
imaginable. And if you get knocked up, we'll suck that fucktrash right
out of you! For a fee, of course.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 24, 2017 05:48 PM (0mRoj)

***
*Ahem* don't forget the nasty, unprotected butt sex, please.

Posted by: Teen Vogue at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (Fb9aZ)

27 Kids should learn about sex the old fashioned way; on the street like the rest of us did.

Posted by: Strobe at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (gbWkA)

28 We need more articles encouraging kids to have unprotected anal sex

Posted by: Teen Vogue at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (39g3+)

29 Where are our children going to get their information on proper fisting?

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (ifORZ)

30 I remember when Bill Clinton taught kids that beejers aren't sex.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (PY9jH)

31 Girl's dad. Shotgun.

There's yer teen sex education program.

At least it was in my day. Get off my lawn, etc. etc.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (ul9CR)

32 What? The Dirty Sanchez is not sanitary?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (mcI77)

33 Why is this something government must do in the first place?
Posted by: Strobe at July 24, 2017 05:46 PM (gbWkA)

Jefferson said America was built on muslim culture and strong sex education.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (Mouru)

34
It's all about the money. It always is.

Posted by: Bejeweled in Candy Crush Land at July 24, 2017 05:48 PM (m9X4Y)

Shut the thread down. No more comments are necessary.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (EgwCt)

35 News sources listed included NPR and Teen Vogue.

* taps chin thoughtfully *

If I have to make a choice, I'm thinking Teen Vogue will be the more credible, less biased source.

Posted by: Furious George at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (j+dfT)

36 This is a sin!

Posted by: Jocelyn Elders at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (qQq11)

37 29 Where are our children going to get their information on proper fisting?

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (ifORZ)

From me, of course.

Posted by: Kevin Jennings, Safe Schools Czar at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (0mRoj)

38 The only reason any teens ever have sex these days is because the Evil Kid Rock let that video get made.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2017 05:51 PM (mnh4u)

39 Where is Paul Ryan and that idiot Turtlehead?

Cut spending. Almost all federal "programs" are boondoggles of waste, fraud and abuse and so are the federal employees who have been living high on the hog for far too long.

President Trump should seek to eliminate 10% of the federal workforce across the board every year until 2024.

80% reduction in 8 years. He can call it the 8 for 80 program.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 24, 2017 05:51 PM (5VlCp)

40 Teen Cosmo Teen Vogue

220 221

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 24, 2017 05:51 PM (0XyIg)

41
13 We've got to teach our young chiiiildren how to masturbate!

Posted by: Joycelyn Elders at July 24, 2017 05:47 PM (0mRoj)

Hey, I'm a self-made man.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 24, 2017 05:51 PM (iFZVz)

42
Wasn't it Teen Vouge that was supporting anal sex?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 24, 2017 05:52 PM (lKyWE)

43 If they're screaming about this, just wait until Trump figures out Head Start has never made any measurable difference!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:52 PM (NOIQH)

44 I remember when Bill Clinton taught kids that beejers aren't sex.

I think that episode did more to corrupt society than any ten before it. Its a boon for high school boys, but not good for the girls or our nation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:52 PM (39g3+)

45 You can teach abstinence by showing young boys a picture of Lena Dunham's mish.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2017 05:52 PM (qQq11)

46 Because so many parents have abrogated their responsibility to their children they have done what so many before them have done. They've said "The government needs to do something about this!"

Posted by: Old Blue at July 24, 2017 05:52 PM (FAo3p)

47 28 We need more articles encouraging kids to have unprotected anal sex
Posted by: Teen Vogue at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (39g3+)

No! We want them getting pregnant, not contracting AIDS!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 24, 2017 05:52 PM (0mRoj)

48 Just imagine all the bananas will go unprotected by a condom because of this cut.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2017 05:53 PM (Mouru)

49 How about cutting off funding for any curriculum that is not STEM? And no summer vactions.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:53 PM (mcI77)

50 48 Just imagine all the bananas will go unprotected by a condom because of this cut.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2017 05:53 PM (Mouru)

Can't feel anything with those damn rubbers on anyway.

Posted by: A banana at July 24, 2017 05:53 PM (0mRoj)

51 21 To be fair the media would have flipped out if Trump had increased funding for those organizations.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 24, 2017 05:49 PM (hJrjt)

Only the pro-abstinence ones. If it was just the ones that pass out condoms like party favors they would ignore that.

Posted by: buzzion at July 24, 2017 05:53 PM (z/Ubi)

52 No woman has ever gotten pregnant by giving me a blowjob on the bus.

Class dismissed.

Posted by: Kid Rock at July 24, 2017 05:54 PM (j+dfT)

53 "Nancy Reagan's 'just say no' was so stupid, it never worked and it was good that program got axed. But this one, sure it never worked but it means well and its important we keep trying!"
-The Left

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:54 PM (39g3+)

54 No woman has ever gotten pregnant by giving me a blowjob on the bus.

Class dismissed.
Posted by: Kid Rock at July 24, 2017 05:54 PM (j+dfT)

Cow-boyyyyyyy!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 05:54 PM (3OIiX)

55 Congress set up the program in 2010 to analyze and fund teen pregnancy
programs that don't focus primarily on avoiding sexual risk, which had
been a policy priority in previous decades. Instead they could focus
primarily on other things, such as teaching contraceptive use or
encouraging implantation of long-acting contraception...

So, eliminating what sounds like a Planned Parenthood-type sex education program. I'd say good riddance, and thanks for saving us taxpayers $100 million a year!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:54 PM (NOIQH)

56 Wait, "bustle"?

Is that really a news source?

Or is it in my hedgerow?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 24, 2017 05:54 PM (MINbv)

57 I know..... If only sex among teens was illegal we could stop all this now.

Posted by: said moms demand action at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (zZWkn)

58 If they're screaming about this, just wait until Trump figures out Head Start has never made any measurable difference!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:52 PM (NOIQH)

I was just going to bring up Head Start.

Head Start makes no difference at all. But if you dare suggest ending it, what with it making no difference at all, then you Hate The Children.

Well. No. I hate their lackwit parents and those who think that but but but intentions are sufficient to take money out of my damn pocket to pay for those brats and, more importantly, the salaries of all of those who work with Head Start.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (dEQP3)

59 I'm trying to understand how the Federal Government can encourage something, that if photographed would rightfully get you locked up in Federal Prison. Then I remembered, Democrats!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (tMFgx)

60 Hmmm. I wonder if strong families, with two parents, might help as much as these programs.
Hey could it be that strong fathers, with moral fibre could help with the fight?

Nah, couldn't be. Men are bad.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (hJrjt)

61 But what about the children?! Won't somebody p!ease think about the children?!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (Nwg0u)

62 52 No woman has ever gotten pregnant by giving me a blowjob on the bus.

Class dismissed.
Posted by: Kid Rock at July 24, 2017 05:54 PM (j+dfT)

Unless they save the semen for later and impregnate themselves with it. It has happened.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (0mRoj)

63

Who here hasn't done "Come In Tokyo!" at least once?

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (OQLuX)

64
ka-CHING ka-CHING ka-CHING

boing boing boing

ding ding ding ding

Y'all gonna have to type louder.
Can't hear you over these simulated Las Vegas video slot games.

Posted by: Bejeweled in Candy Crush Land at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (m9X4Y)

65 DICK JONES: I had a leftist no-work jobs with this education program - renovation program, spare parts for twenty-five years... Who cares if it worked or not?

BOB MORTON: The old man seemed to care.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (39g3+)

66 >>Wasn't it Teen Vouge that was supporting anal sex?

Yes, at the same time Vogue was claiming a model, Gigi Hadid, wearing her boyfriend's jacket makes her "gender fluid."

Teen Vogue is evil.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (NOIQH)

67 43 If they're screaming about this, just wait until Trump figures out Head Start has never made any measurable difference!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:52 PM (NOIQH)

Head start is just a government funded Babysitting service...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 24, 2017 05:56 PM (NgKpN)

68 what ever happened to the good old days of sex ed, when young men learned to say decent and responsible things like "if you pull on the snake it will spit at you!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2017 05:56 PM (ILitO)

69 You can teach abstinence by showing young boys a picture of Lena Dunham's mish.
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2017 05:52 PM (qQq11)

Just one look at the gaping maw of Sarlacc and they develop a sudden interest in fashion design and a deep love for musical theater.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2017 05:56 PM (Mouru)

70 >>>Just imagine all the bananas will go unprotected by a condom because of this cut.

I wonder how many gorillas thought "what is this funk all over my banana?"

I bet a gorilla would watch those sex ed vids and just shake his head "damn that is a waste of a perfectly good banana"

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 24, 2017 05:56 PM (UCap9)

71 Cleaning this gun

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=FgPWAbRTDG0

remove 2 spaces before watch

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 24, 2017 05:56 PM (gwPgz)

72 56
Wait, "bustle"?

Is that really a news source?

Or is it in my hedgerow?

Just don't be alarmed now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2017 05:56 PM (mnh4u)

73 Most sex education would be covered by 'Health' class, right? Or am I conflating those two things?

Anyway, the sex education I wanted was how to do it and who's open to doing it to me. And I didn't get answers to those questions until I was no longer a teen.

So....sexbots. Until we have them in schools, no need for sex ed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 05:57 PM (3OIiX)

74 62 52 No woman has ever gotten pregnant by giving me a blowjob on the bus.

Class dismissed.
Posted by: Kid Rock at July 24, 2017 05:54 PM (j+dfT)

Unless they save the semen for later and impregnate themselves with it. It has happened.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (0mRoj)

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: buzzion at July 24, 2017 05:57 PM (z/Ubi)

75 If there are no federally funded programs how are the progressives going to keep body and soul together?

Having to actually do real work is for the rubes.

Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2017 05:57 PM (U5yng)

76 Feeling paranoid?

The (possibly) good news: Senate Repunkwlicans will vote tomorrow on a motion to proceed with an Obamacare repeal bill.

The (probably) bad: They won't say what's in the bill.

I'm sure everything will be fine. If it wasn't a great Bill they wouldn't be negotiating behind closed doors. But they'll have to pass it to know what's in it. It'll be like a surprise party.

https://tinyurl.com/ybyj99pl

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 24, 2017 05:57 PM (Nwg0u)

77 Is it possible the U.S. has a president who wants to approve funding for only those programs that actually have a measurably positive impact?

No wonder the Democrats and MSM want to impeach it defies everything they believe in.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 24, 2017 05:57 PM (hJrjt)

78 Wait, "bustle"?

Is that really a news source?

Or is it in my hedgerow?

You sound alarmed!

Posted by: two paths, #twoweeks at July 24, 2017 05:57 PM (nal4J)

79 27 Kids should learn about sex the old fashioned way; on the street like the rest of us did.

Early 70s black and white biker mags and third-rate porn mags that had been passed down from fort to fort and treehouse to treehouse in the woods behind our subdivision for years. By my sex-learnin' time in the late 70s, they were mostly loose, fragile, muddy, water damaged pages you'd find hung up in the brambles or thickets. It was like (really bad) porn grew on trees. Or bushes. And speaking of bushes...early 70s porn amirite?

But hey, we learned from them.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 05:57 PM (ul9CR)

80 Unless they save the semen for later and impregnate themselves with it. It has happened.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (0mRoj)

WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS SHIT!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2017 05:57 PM (Mouru)

81 PDT doing the job Betsy DeVos was hired to do.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:57 PM (mcI77)

82 Just don't be alarmed now"

*snort*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 24, 2017 05:57 PM (MINbv)

83 Teen Vogue is evil.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (NOIQH)

I was going to say 'stupid' but no, I think you're right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 05:57 PM (3OIiX)

84 The DARE program should suffer the same fate. Study after study has shown it's entirely ineffective at reducing drug use.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 24, 2017 05:58 PM (398bZ)

85 Sex ed is like trying to teach teens not to eat pizza and hamburgers. Sure your going to reach a few, but they're the ones that weren't going to do it anyway.

Posted by: MAGA at July 24, 2017 05:58 PM (3nXeu)

86 Trim the Federal workforce by 30%. Make the remainder work by private sector rules. "So, you've been an hour late 4 times in the last two weeks? Bye."

Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 24, 2017 05:58 PM (TKmA0)

87 Hell.... I've 58 years old and raised two kids...

and I'm STILL waiting for the birds and the bees talk...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 24, 2017 05:59 PM (NgKpN)

88 bunch of rump rangers all butt hurt about being thrown off the gravy train. boo fucking hoo. with all this sex ed, why do we still have to support planned parenthood and their legal murder?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 24, 2017 05:59 PM (KP5rU)

89

Um, aren't the teachers already sexing their students enough today, especially in Florida?

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 24, 2017 05:59 PM (OQLuX)

90 off mom sock.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2017 05:59 PM (zZWkn)

91 >>I was going to say 'stupid' but no, I think you're right.

They are a full-on SJW rag. Previous issues have had stories such as "What gift to buy your friend who's just had an abortion!"
Also a lot of white hatred on their twitter feed. Just bad to the bonde.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 06:00 PM (NOIQH)

92 Snowballin'!!!!
You old dawg you!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 24, 2017 06:00 PM (Umsd/)

93 How many 'educators' will be laid off because of this I wonder?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 06:00 PM (mcI77)

94 What ISN'T the media freaking out about as far as what Trump has said and done since he ran for President?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 06:00 PM (iVOAv)

95 Kids should learn about sex the old fashioned way;

---

In the back seat of daddy's Buick LeSabre.

Isn't that what the libs told us when they were trying to get sex education in the schools? That's the way I remember it.

Daddy didn't have a Buick. So I didn't get any sex in high school.

Posted by: Bejeweled in Candy Crush Land at July 24, 2017 06:00 PM (m9X4Y)

96 Hell.... I've 58 years old and raised two kids...

and I'm STILL waiting for the birds and the bees talk...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 24, 2017 05:59 PM (NgKpN)

When a woman and her turkey baster love each other very much...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at July 24, 2017 06:00 PM (Mouru)

97 If there are no federally funded programs how will the progressives be able to have access to impressionable children to indoctrinate them in the "correct" way of life?

Just think how much damage such programs have done by instilling the Green dogma in the nation's children.

Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2017 06:00 PM (U5yng)

98

Humans need to be taught sex like they need to be taught how to breathe.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 24, 2017 06:00 PM (OQLuX)

99 If there are no federally funded programs how are the progressives going to keep body and soul together?

-
It's like when the 13th amendment abolished slavery and everybody was all:

But what about the overseers?! Won't somebody p!ease think about the overseers?!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 24, 2017 06:01 PM (Nwg0u)

100 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2017 06:01 PM (hcyUh)

101 Unless they save the semen for later and impregnate themselves with it. It has happened.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017

I find that hard to swallow.

Posted by: Kid Rock Groupie at July 24, 2017 06:01 PM (ifORZ)

102 84 The DARE program should suffer the same fate. Study after study has shown it's entirely ineffective at reducing drug use.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed
_____________

I have a proposal to triple the Justice Department's funding of DARE programs so that we can hire more professional instructors and make it effective.

This is a vital priority.

Posted by: The Late Jeff Sessions at July 24, 2017 06:01 PM (j+dfT)

103 Speaking of controlling your own body. (I posted this in the last thread just in time to get willowed.)

* * *

USA Today: Wisconsin company to install rice-sized microchips in employees

https://tinyurl.com/yae8vjjq

Gee, I wonder which employees will be most highly considered for raises/promotions, the chipped or unchipped? Can't wait for this company to get sued into oblivion.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 24, 2017 06:02 PM (eMKNe)

104 Just give all the kids a sexbot. They'll learn.

Posted by: Japanese Inc at July 24, 2017 06:02 PM (mcI77)

105 98

Humans need to be taught sex like they need to be taught how to breathe.
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 24, 2017 06:00 PM (OQLuX)

You mean the same as how Ukrainian cossack peasants needed to be "taught" how to farm?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2017 06:02 PM (hcyUh)

106 Oh... and horror of horrors...

Headline on MSN right now... Trump tells reporter to be quiet...

Seems he was taking pictures with some folks... and reporter was yelling questions...

and Trump had the GALL to tell him to be quiet...

Impeachable offense for sure...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 24, 2017 06:02 PM (NgKpN)

107 Humans need to be taught sex like they need to be taught how to breathe.

-
Spank them until they get it right?

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 24, 2017 06:02 PM (Nwg0u)

108 If you want real sex ed how about making networks post Surgeon General warnings on sex scenes on TV.

Posted by: MAGA at July 24, 2017 06:02 PM (3nXeu)

109
Kids should learn about sex the old fashioned way; --- In the back seat of daddy's Buick LeSabre.

By the dashboard lights

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 24, 2017 06:02 PM (lKyWE)

110 Headline on MSN right now... Trump tells reporter to be quiet...

You know who told the gauleiters to be quiet?

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at July 24, 2017 06:03 PM (Mouru)

111 Last Year, HHS highlighted how many youth were taught in the programs, how many new facilitators
were trained, and how many grantees published journal articles or made
presentations. But on the actual metrics that teen pregnancy programs
should be decided, such as whether teen pregnancy and the behaviors that
lead to same are reduced, what was shown was marked ineffectiveness,
and in some cases increases in sexually risky behavior.

So...essentially a jobs program for Women-and-Genders Studies graduates?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 06:03 PM (NOIQH)

112 Of course it's a waste of money. Who'd believe Trump telling boys not to grab the mish?

Posted by: DaveA at July 24, 2017 06:03 PM (FhXTo)

113 Is sex education really a necessity in the internet age?

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 24, 2017 06:04 PM (AEpSb)

114 Kids should learn about sex the old fashioned way; --- In the back seat of daddy's Buick LeSabre.

By the dashboard lights
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 24, 2017 06:02 PM (lKyWE)

That song is more usefully educational than most classes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:04 PM (3OIiX)

115 "Don't you DARE touch the hair on the head of a single one of our SACRED COWS!"

They don't care if the program works because what's important is that it's perfectly aligned with their narrative.

Posted by: Socratease at July 24, 2017 06:05 PM (FqHs5)

116 Almond milk in cereal makes my eaty parts happy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 06:05 PM (ul9CR)

117 Donald Trump could paint the statue of liberty green and they'd all have a shit fit about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2017 06:06 PM (hcyUh)

118 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjzC1Dgh17A

They expect results.

Posted by: DaveA at July 24, 2017 06:06 PM (FhXTo)

119 Humans need to be taught sex like they need to be taught how to breathe.

-
Spank them until they get it right?
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 24, 2017 06:02 PM (Nwg0u)

LOL

I've heard worse advice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:06 PM (3OIiX)

120 ALL SEX-ed is a joke. I've seen it all from 1976 to 1980 and beyond. Money wasted, to promote a hedonistic agenda. Grades K thru 12, only reading, writing, arithmetic, science, history, PERIOD ! From my love of reading, I learned the subject from BOOKS, no I-net then.

Posted by: chas at July 24, 2017 06:06 PM (uYiXa)

121 Teach similar --- but clearly effective--- age-appropriate gun handling/safety using the same amount of funding and nearly identical language.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo, and If Your Kids Watch "Loud House" They're Learning About Gay "Dads" at July 24, 2017 06:06 PM (psH+N)

122 well, let me ask this: why is the FDA still paying to run TV ads about how cigarette smoking is bad for you?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2017 06:07 PM (ILitO)

123 Whoops. Forgot to say:

And watch their reaction.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo, and If Your Kids Watch at July 24, 2017 06:07 PM (psH+N)

124 So...essentially a jobs program for Women-and-Genders Studies graduates?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 06:03 PM (NOIQH)

Yup. Just like Head Start.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at July 24, 2017 06:07 PM (dEQP3)

125 Teenagers don't need sex education they need no sex education.

Posted by: freaked at July 24, 2017 06:07 PM (BO/km)

126 If you want real sex ed how about making networks post Surgeon General warnings on sex scenes on TV.

The following show contains scenes of extremely improbable sexual activity and incompetent foreplay. Parental discretion is advised.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 06:08 PM (39g3+)

127 And would it not be more effective to have Sex Education taught by experienced Hookers?

Vice the Man Hating Liberal Feminazis who in are in the Liberal Arts?

I mean... if you actually want GOOD Sex..

Posted by: Don Q. at July 24, 2017 06:08 PM (NgKpN)

128 re 111: BINGO

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2017 06:08 PM (ILitO)

129 OT-Transgender woman for VA State House against conservative Republican.

Unrelated, Transgender people almost never seem to look like the gender they want to become-and maybe I'm incorrect but there seem to be more men wanting to become women than vice versa:

http://tinyurl.com/ycsp93vj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 06:08 PM (iVOAv)

130 "almost as if their agendas are spending other people's money and sexualizing teenagers" is right.

Well, it's also a very effective welfare program for the college-"educated" class.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 24, 2017 06:09 PM (Mcvvl)

131
"This is my rifle. This is my gun. If you are looking for SexEd, it's down the hall room 101. This is firearms safety."
------R. Lee Ermey

Posted by: Bejeweled in Candy Crush Land at July 24, 2017 06:09 PM (m9X4Y)

132

With today's teen boys jerking it hourly to internet porn, how could there possibly be a teen sex problem??

Posted by: Sphynx at July 24, 2017 06:09 PM (OZmbA)

133 80 Unless they save the semen for later and impregnate themselves with it. It has happened.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (0mRoj)

WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS SHIT!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2017 05:57 PM (Mouru)

NBC news: http://tinyurl.com/ptzrwwb

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 06:09 PM (0mRoj)

134 127 And would it not be more effective to have Sex Education taught by experienced Hookers?

Vice the Man Hating Liberal Feminazis who in are in the Liberal Arts?

I mean... if you actually want GOOD Sex..
Posted by: Don Q. at July 24, 2017 06:08 PM (NgKpN)

Porn stars.

Posted by: The Girl Next Door starring Eliza Cuthbert at July 24, 2017 06:09 PM (z/Ubi)

135 So...essentially a jobs program for Women-and-Genders Studies graduates?

Which is exactly why they oppose cutting the funding. Its not about the children. Its about the lefist funding system. Keep those no-work jobs alive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 06:10 PM (39g3+)

136 OT-Transgender woman for VA State House against conservative Republican.

Unrelated, Transgender people almost never seem to look like the gender they want to become-and maybe I'm incorrect but there seem to be more men wanting to become women than vice versa:

http://tinyurl.com/ycsp93vj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 06:08 PM (iVOAv)

Except for Orientals, yeah. They can pass pretty well.

And it does seem to be 90% male-to-female. Though I do know two sci-fi authors who are female-to-male.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:10 PM (3OIiX)

137 There's literally nothing one can't learn at PornHub.

I mean, so I've heard.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 06:10 PM (ul9CR)

138 As far as sex and the government I'd like to see the government offer $1,500 to dudes if they get a vasectomy. $2,500 to a chick to get her tubes tied.

The kind of people who'd sign up would eventually safe us a ton of money on welfare.

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:10 PM (8b+oT)

139 Head Start.

Whatever happened to necking and pushing em up first?

Posted by: DaveA at July 24, 2017 06:11 PM (FhXTo)

140

At 14 I was aroused by underwear pages in the Sears catalog. Today's 14-year-olds are watching fully shaved porn chicks getting milky loads in their faces. If I had had that then, I would be nothing but a quivering mass of jello by now.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 24, 2017 06:11 PM (OZmbA)

141 If you want real sex ed how about making networks post Surgeon General warnings on sex scenes on TV.

The following show contains absurd sexual positions, exaggerated male longevity, and suggestions of women not looking utterly silly while having sex. Parental discretion is advised.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 06:11 PM (39g3+)

142 Beyond teaching the cold facts of reproduction and sexually transmitted disease, there should be no sex "education" in schools.
What the Left has wanted from the beginning, outside of money, is indoctrination and desensitization.

But leaving that aside, why in the world should the federal government be involved in this at all?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 24, 2017 06:11 PM (0jtPF)

143 If we start cutting funding for ineffectual programs---WHERE DOES IT EVER END??!!??

Posted by: Liberals Everywhere at July 24, 2017 06:12 PM (yL25O)

144 underwear pages in the Sears catalog

Yep.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 06:12 PM (ul9CR)

145 Ugh. My 21yo goes on and on about sex ed and how kids just aren't taught enough about it, and every unplanned pregnancy is obviously because people don't know enough about birth control. I roll my eyes so much they practically fall out of my head.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 24, 2017 06:12 PM (FQKBL)

146 Though I do know two sci-fi authors who are female-to-male.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Al Gore and Michael E. Mann used to be chicks?

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:12 PM (8b+oT)

147 Alan Comfort's 'Joy of Sex' was useful. So were some trashy novels I read growing up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:12 PM (3OIiX)

148 The only teen sex education that works is having a mom and dad who give a shit about you.

Posted by: PBJ1515 at July 24, 2017 06:13 PM (PsdJu)

149 145 Ugh. My 21yo goes on and on about sex ed and how kids just aren't taught enough about it, and every unplanned pregnancy is obviously because people don't know enough about birth control. I roll my eyes so much they practically fall out of my head.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 24, 2017 06:12 PM (FQKBL)

Who doesn't know about birth control?

Posted by: buzzion at July 24, 2017 06:13 PM (z/Ubi)

150 138 As far as sex and the government I'd like to see the government offer $1,500 to dudes if they get a vasectomy. $2,500 to a chick to get her tubes tied.

The kind of people who'd sign up would eventually safe us a ton of money on welfare.
Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:10 PM (8b+oT)

There are two potential Male Birth control pills being tested on Humans now...

Now, how do you sell these to Males????

"Dude... $20 dollars a month for safe sex, vs 18 years of child support.... Dude.... Pill...."

Posted by: Don Q. at July 24, 2017 06:13 PM (NgKpN)

151 Except for Orientals, yeah. They can pass pretty well.

And it does seem to be 90% male-to-female. Though I do know two sci-fi authors who are female-to-male.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:10 PM (3OIiX)

...

Sooooo...when you say they all look the same, now you mean men and women too?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2017 06:13 PM (yL25O)

152 Watching porn of women getting milky loads in their faces-Gee, that sounds appealing/sarc

Of course, I'm not a 14 year old boy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 06:13 PM (iVOAv)

153 My 21yo goes on and on about sex ed and how kids just aren't taught enough about it, and every unplanned pregnancy is obviously because people don't know enough about birth control

There is a class of people out there usually who f'in love science, that think all ills are brought about due to insufficient education. They believe that if only people were properly educated (usually meaning "until they agree with me") then all evils will be ended and we'd live in a rainbow unicorn skittle paradise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 06:13 PM (39g3+)

154
As far as sex and the government I'd like to see the government offer $1,500 to dudes if they get a vasectomy. $2,500 to a chick to get her tubes tied.
The kind of people who'd sign up would eventually safe us a ton of money on welfare.

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:10 PM (8b+oT)

Women can easily get 2,500 a monthin welfare benefits per kid.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 24, 2017 06:14 PM (lKyWE)

155 Though I do know two sci-fi authors who are female-to-male.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
-----
Al Gore and Michael E. Mann used to be chicks?
Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:12 PM (8b+oT)

LOL

Keffy Kehrli was who I was thinking of. I've done retreats and conventions with them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:14 PM (3OIiX)

156 Unless they save the semen for later and impregnate themselves with it. It has happened.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (0mRoj)

WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS SHIT!!!!

-
It happened in real life to the cop Serpico that they made the movie about. And he was ordered to pay child support. Because patriarchy.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 24, 2017 06:14 PM (Nwg0u)

157 Head Start.

Whatever happened to necking and pushing em up first?

Posted by: DaveA
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*golf clap* (I got it from banging 18 hookers in Bangkok.)

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:14 PM (8b+oT)

158

Did someone say milky loads?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at July 24, 2017 06:15 PM (OZmbA)

159 "Teenagers don't need sex education they need no sex education.
Posted by: freaked at July 24, 2017 06:07 PM (BO/km)"

--------

I expect you mean that teenagers don't need sex so they don't need sex education either.

And when they do need to have sex they can look it up or ask Siri.

Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2017 06:15 PM (U5yng)

160 Women can easily get 2,500 a monthin welfare benefits per kid.

Yeah there definitely has to be some changes to stop encouraging women from having tons of baybays and handing them off to grandma to raise while they look for another guy to jump on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 06:16 PM (39g3+)

161 (I got it from banging 18 hookers in Bangkok.)
Posted by: Dang

Uh huh. How many of them were women? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 24, 2017 06:16 PM (eMKNe)

162 157

You do know only 12 were female right?

Posted by: Bruce at July 24, 2017 06:16 PM (8ikIW)

163 But leaving that aside, why in the world should the federal government be involved in this at all?

Why is there a federal DoE? They do not educate ONE student.
There are 50 state DoE's.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2017 06:16 PM (Bd48Y)

164 Mommy, turn on your headlights! There's a snake oin your grass!

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 24, 2017 06:16 PM (XQcoc)

165 Except for Orientals, yeah. They can pass pretty well.

And it does seem to be 90% male-to-female. Though I do know two sci-fi authors who are female-to-male.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:10 PM (3OIiX)

...

Sooooo...when you say they all look the same, now you mean men and women too?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2017 06:13 PM (yL25O)

Orientals are the original gender fluid

Some of the most convincing pre-op male to female I've met were from Japan or Thailand. The post ops...dunno, didn't check for scars but I couldn't tell. Same with the (even fewer) female to males. Dress them in a suit and with a little hormone therapy, looked like Asian guys to me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:16 PM (3OIiX)

166 It's almost as if their agendas are spending other people's money and sexualizing teenagers and not, as they may claim, teaching teens to be "responsible" when it comes to sex.

Their agenda is funneling tax dollars to their leftist crony network.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2017 06:17 PM (l31C4)

167 Women can easily get 2,500 a monthin welfare benefits per kid.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
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You'd start with low balling to get the truly scummy ones first, and cheap. Keep upping the price annually until you start getting idiots trying to pay off their student loans for that communications degree.

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:17 PM (8b+oT)

168
See when one side talks about sex education we're thinking education about sexual intercourse, birth control, the human reproductive system etc.

When the left talks about sex education they're thinking LQBWTFBBQ education.

So shut it down.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 24, 2017 06:17 PM (EgwCt)

169 The 4-hr Body by Timothy Ferris has pretty interesting stuff about sex i.e. the 15 minute orgasm and other body hacks to increase performance.
Haven't tried them so I can't speak to their efficacy.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 24, 2017 06:17 PM (hJrjt)

170 Mommy, turn on your headlights! There's a snake oin your grass!
Posted by: Just the punchline at July

broke the neck, crushed the eggs, burned the nest.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 24, 2017 06:17 PM (0wem/)

171
Dress them in a suit and with a little hormone therapy, looked like Asian guys to me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:16 PM (3OIiX)

Disney made a movie about it,Mulan

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 24, 2017 06:18 PM (lKyWE)

172 Sex is the least complicated thing in nature. Until a lib shows up.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 24, 2017 06:18 PM (GzDYP)

173 "If you want real sex ed how about making networks post Surgeon General warnings on sex scenes on TV.

The following show contains scenes of extremely improbable sexual activity and incompetent foreplay. Parental discretion is advised.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 06:08 PM (39g3+)"

----------

Sex on TV or movies is so stylised and ludicrous that all I can do is laugh. Erotic it is not.

Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2017 06:19 PM (U5yng)

174 Teach the Afghans to stop being sub human.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2017 06:19 PM (IqV8l)

175 Dress them in a suit and with a little hormone therapy, looked like Asian guys to me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:16 PM (3OIiX)

Disney made a movie about it,Mulan
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 24, 2017 06:18 PM (lKyWE)

Ha.

Oh thank God they didn't make the movie today. Can you imagine what would happen?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:19 PM (3OIiX)

176 Give me a good reason why a Great White won't snack on a busty white girl this summer. It's scary like climate change. What will we do?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2017 06:19 PM (ViGAX)

177 These people. If they had as much faith in me as they do in their sex ed programs, they'd be the best Christians around.

Posted by: God at July 24, 2017 06:19 PM (Xuv2G)

178 WHEN WILL TRUMP AND HIS HENCHMEN BE COMING FOR BIG BIRD!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at July 24, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)

179 Focus birth control education on liberals and the MSM to stop them from reproducing.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 24, 2017 06:20 PM (hJrjt)

180 Disney made a movie about it,Mulan

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
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Ladyboy and the Tramp was better.

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:20 PM (8b+oT)

181 " there seem to be more men wanting to become women than vice versa"

well, hell yes; who wouldn't want to change from being an Enemy of the People to one of the Righteous Who Can Do No Wrong ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 24, 2017 06:20 PM (Mcvvl)

182 Oh thank God they didn't make the movie today. Can you imagine what would happen?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:19 PM (3OIiX)

Strong-empowered-asskicking-woman lead? Gets a pass.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 06:20 PM (Xuv2G)

183 Remember when Empire of Jeff said, "I'm tired of being told it's my responsibility to pay for a thousand bastards when I didn't even have the dubious pleasure of fucking their mothers."

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 24, 2017 06:21 PM (W1XyZ)

184 Oh thank God they didn't make the movie today. Can you imagine what would happen?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July

pegging

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 24, 2017 06:21 PM (0wem/)

185 Sex on TV or movies is so stylised and ludicrous that all I can do is laugh. Erotic it is not.

I can't remember the product but there was a funny ad where a girl imagines hooking up with a guy. They try to passionately kiss and end up clicking teeth. He picks her up and hoists her around his waist and pulls a muscle in his back. The crash onto the bed and bash their heads on the headboard.

You know, real life stuff that would happen, not like the movies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 06:21 PM (39g3+)

186 Oh thank God they didn't make the movie today. Can you imagine what would happen?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:19 PM (3OIiX)

Strong-empowered-asskicking-woman lead? Gets a pass.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 06:20 PM (Xuv2G)

Nah, that's what they did make.
Today it would be all about gender identity and patriarchy and it wouldn't be set in China, where the real Mulan was from. It would France so she could rebel against white maleness.

And that might be best case.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:22 PM (3OIiX)

187 Except for Orientals, yeah. They can pass pretty well.

And it does seem to be 90% male-to-female. Though I do know two sci-fi authors who are female-to-male.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:10 PM (3OIiX)

...

It would be interesting, maybe using the eigen-face thing, to see if certain ethic groups have greater or lesser differences between male and female faces.

Is there a standard self-denouncement form I can sign somewhere?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2017 06:22 PM (yL25O)

188
pegging
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 24, 2017 06:21 PM (0wem/)

What a pain in the ass that would be.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:22 PM (3OIiX)

189 183 Remember when Empire of Jeff said, "I'm tired of being told it's my responsibility to pay for a thousand bastards when I didn't even have the dubious pleasure of fucking their mothers."

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 24, 2017 06:21 PM (W1XyZ)

Ah.... good times.... good times...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 24, 2017 06:23 PM (NgKpN)

190 But if you dare suggest ending it, what with it making no difference at all, then you Hate The Children.

I see what you did, dere.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 24, 2017 06:23 PM (6FqZa)

191 Important update: cheese fries have been obtained and consumed. They were delicious.

Sheetz drive thru for the win.

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at July 24, 2017 06:23 PM (dEQP3)

192 Ladyboy and the Tramp was better.
Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:20 PM (8b+oT)

I liked Harry Poppins.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2017 06:23 PM (Mouru)

193 You know, real life stuff that would happen, not like the movies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 06:21 PM (39g3+)

...

I have a friend who came back from his honeymoon with a black eye.

He would admit to being kneed in the face by accident but never more information than that.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2017 06:24 PM (yL25O)

194 The DARE program should suffer the same fate. Study after study has shown it's entirely ineffective at reducing drug use.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 24, 2017 05:58 PM (398bZ)

Yup...another boondoggle but Joe Deputy gets to drive around in a cool D.A.R.E car and meet the feral kids he will be locking up in a few short years ahead of time.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 24, 2017 06:24 PM (5VlCp)

195

I found a hilarious youtube channel.

It's about Fixing Lawn Mowers. Seriously.
But the guy "Taryl" (Taryl Dactyl) is wacky and does skits in all his vids.

Here's the beauty part: Taryl is an EXCELLENT lawn mower/chainsaw/etc mechanic. His repair advice, while delivered with fake teeth, is top notch. [ib]Even if you don't give a crap about lawn mowers, you'll still enjoy these videos.

Trust Me, you will love this channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2Cd9kKYXFakV7ChvU_rjKw

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 24, 2017 06:24 PM (OQLuX)

196 Give me a good reason why a Great White won't snack
on a busty white girl this summer. It's scary like climate change. What
will we do?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2017 06:19 PM (ViGAX)
Inevitable

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6298780/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast

Posted by: Methos at July 24, 2017 06:24 PM (3Liv/)

197 192 Ladyboy and the Tramp was better.
Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:20 PM (8b+oT)

I liked Harry Poppins.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2017 06:23 PM (Mouru)

Oye..... dat explains a LOT....

Posted by: Burt, the Chimney Sweep at July 24, 2017 06:24 PM (NgKpN)

198 >>>I liked Harry Poppins

Dong of the South?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 24, 2017 06:25 PM (GZq1Z)

199 Now when you say 'cut' do you really mean 'cut' as in eliminate or....decrease in the increase?

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 24, 2017 06:25 PM (Enq6K)

200 SCHLONG of the South
I denounce my earlier attempt!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 24, 2017 06:25 PM (GZq1Z)

201 Sex education is the parents' right and responsibility. The schools never should have been allowed to worm their way into this area. Of course, this happened because inner city girls were getting pregnant at 14, so everyone had to, then, be subjected to the demented perversity of the left.

School is for learning readin', ritin', and rithmetic. Nothing else.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 24, 2017 06:26 PM (rZ+mb)

202
Here's a sample of Taryl:

How To Do Basic Lawn Mower and Lawn Tractor Maintenance - With Taryl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXBTlNMStQ4

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 24, 2017 06:26 PM (OQLuX)

203 Snow White and the Seven Midget Pervs

Posted by: tu3031 at July 24, 2017 06:26 PM (qJhUV)

204 "Beyond teaching the cold facts of reproduction and sexually transmitted disease, there should be no sex "education" in schools.
What the Left has wanted from the beginning, outside of money, is indoctrination and desensitization.

But leaving that aside, why in the world should the federal government be involved in this at all?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 24, 2017 06:11 PM (0jtPF)"

------------

It started that way when I was at school but like everything the Left touches it got corrupted.

The old programs actually worked, after seeing a five minute film of a birth I was convinced you couldn't go through that and survive.

The effectiveness of such films was demonstrated to me years later when my husband and I attended ante-natal classes. He turned green when we watched the extended version as part of the course.

Yes, we went on to have another child.

Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2017 06:26 PM (U5yng)

205 187 It would be interesting, maybe using the eigen-face thing, to see if certain ethic groups have

Not sure whether typo or editorial comment about the humanities.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 24, 2017 06:27 PM (sGtp+)

206 Important update: cheese fries have been obtained and consumed. They were delicious.

Sheetz drive thru for the win.
Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at July 24, 2017 06:23 PM (dEQP3)

Happy Alex, congrats.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:27 PM (3OIiX)

207 Honey, I Shrunk My Genitals

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2017 06:28 PM (Mouru)

208 I would think all the sex ed you need these days is a huge banner at the front of the school that says "INCURABLE GONORRHEA IS NOW A THING."

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2017 06:28 PM (yL25O)

209 But if we eliminate PP, where will Jay and Silent Bob go to pick up chicks?

Posted by: Strobe at July 24, 2017 06:28 PM (gbWkA)

210 buzzion, my kid complains that since so many of her female friends had never heard of spermicide, for example, they don't know enough, because condoms just aren't enough, etc. My guess is they were sleeping through sex ed in high school just like every other class.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 24, 2017 06:29 PM (FQKBL)

211
Pocockhontas

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 24, 2017 06:29 PM (lKyWE)

212 205 187 It would be interesting, maybe using the eigen-face thing, to see if certain ethic groups have

Not sure whether typo or editorial comment about the humanities.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 24, 2017 06:27 PM (sGtp+)

...

Whichever is funnier. YMMV.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2017 06:29 PM (yL25O)

213 The Political-Security Cabinet decided on Monday night to remove the metal detectors from the Temple Mount.

In a statement, the Cabinet said it accepts the recommendation of all the security bodies to replace the inspection using metal detectors with security inspections based on advanced technologies (smart inspection) and other means to ensure the security of visitors and worshipers in the Old City and the Temple Mount.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2017 06:29 PM (5y11N)

214 Soon they will be teaching our young sons the joys of fucking their friend's moms and their tecahers.

They will teach girls the adventures of knotting.

Helicopter rides can't come soon enough.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 24, 2017 06:30 PM (2qHjF)

215 The only way to stop kids from having sex is:
1. Telling them not to AND,
2. Keeping the boys and girls separate OR
3. Supervised at all times.

Note, you need all three components for this to work.

Privacy + Hormones + Parental Negligence = The Sex Ed home game.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:30 PM (3OIiX)

216 The following show contains absurd sexual positions, exaggerated male longevity, and suggestions of women not looking utterly silly while having sex. Parental discretion is advised.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 06:11 PM (39g3+)

------

I mean a big white box during the whole show.

Also require farting noises durin the whole scene

Posted by: MAGA at July 24, 2017 06:30 PM (3nXeu)

217 ...."fuck white people"....

Posted by: hungry chuck bisquits at July 24, 2017 06:30 PM (5wSNN)

218 But if we eliminate PP, where will Jay and Silent Bob go to pick up chicks?
Posted by: Strobe at July 24, 2017 06:28 PM (gbWkA)

It's established canon that Jay isn't that interested in chicks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:31 PM (3OIiX)

219 Really, Really Freaky Friday.

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:31 PM (8b+oT)

220
Important update: cheese fries have been obtained and consumed. They were delicious.

Sheetz drive thru for the win.
Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at July 24, 2017 06:23 PM

Three sheetz to the win!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2017 06:31 PM (IqV8l)

221 200. Banana Splits Guy

***

I was partial to "101 Dental Dam-ations" myself. Yes yes - I denounce myself!

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 24, 2017 06:32 PM (wh3Mg)

222 Sex Toy Story

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:32 PM (8b+oT)

223 If you did as much drugs as Jay did, penis did show up on the menu from time to time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 24, 2017 06:32 PM (6FqZa)

224 So Jay likes crocs in outrageous colors?

Posted by: Strobe at July 24, 2017 06:32 PM (gbWkA)

225
This is the vid that got me hooked on Grass Rats Garage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlPM7hhGylY

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 24, 2017 06:33 PM (OQLuX)

226 So Jay likes crocs in outrageous colors?
Posted by: Strobe at July 24, 2017 06:32 PM (gbWkA)

In Dogma Chris Rock reveals that Jay fantasizes about dudes.

Then there's the heroin. Guys will do a lot for and while on heroin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:33 PM (3OIiX)

227 Trump is speaking at the National Scout Jamboree.

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 24, 2017 06:33 PM (Enq6K)

228 These programs are full employment programs for teachers unions and political activists. Children and teens are not, nor have they ever been, the designated recipients of the do-gooder money extracted from tax payers.

Posted by: Lester at July 24, 2017 06:34 PM (LfJIn)

229 Two Fists for Sister Sarah

Posted by: Kevin Jennings at July 24, 2017 06:34 PM (qQq11)

230 @Tami

Good for him. He's settling in nicely as Prez.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:34 PM (3OIiX)

231 I think I'm turning Japanese, I'm turning Japanese. I really think so.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2017 06:34 PM (6Ll1u)

232 The Little Mer-made

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 24, 2017 06:34 PM (+75OR)

233 my favorite part about the thread below is that It's Pat or whoever is in that picture is so big that the buttons stretch right between the O and the P of PEOPLE so it looks like another O.

PEOOPLE.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2017 06:34 PM (yL25O)

234 "The DARE program should suffer the same fate. Study after study has shown it's entirely ineffective at reducing drug use."

I've observed that one thing which is extremely effective at reducing the narcotic form of drug use is overdosing.

Ten out of ten lethally ODed junkies never go on to shoot up again. Put that up against the big government program of your choice for cost-effective smack suppression.

At 50K expired addicts per year, which is the rate now, pretty soon we'll be having to import new ones from abroad.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 24, 2017 06:34 PM (ujwCG)

235 Good for him. He's settling in nicely as Prez.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:34 PM (3OIiX)

Rick Perry is standing behind him.

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 24, 2017 06:35 PM (Enq6K)

236
Cosmo-Fucks-Kids Dot Com.

Victoria Hearse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 06:35 PM (mbhDw)

237 Fox showed a bit of Trump speaking to the Boy Scout Jamboree in WV. They're loving him.

My husband and his troop were at the Jamboree after TFG was crowned emperor.

TFG appeared on a jumbo screen and the boys booed him throughout his lecture (as my husband called it). They were scolded (mildly) for booing their "president."

Barry couldn't be bothered to attend something as icky as a Boy Scout national event.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 06:35 PM (PY9jH)

238 Movie about golden showers and MILFs.

Old Yeller

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:35 PM (8b+oT)

239
Motorboat Willie

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 24, 2017 06:35 PM (lKyWE)

240 Beauty and the Beauty

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2017 06:35 PM (Mouru)

241 In Sons of Anarchy, the sex scenes with Charlie Hunnam are arranged so you get a good view of his rear. At least so I've heard. Of course, only the 'ettes would really like that anyway.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 24, 2017 06:36 PM (FQKBL)

242 Bed Knob Polishers and Broom Dicks?

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 24, 2017 06:36 PM (+75OR)

243 Unrelated, Transgender people almost never seem to look like the gender they want to become-and maybe I'm incorrect but there seem to be more men wanting to become women than vice versa:

Stacy McCain had a story on a girl who says she's "non-binary" "transitioning" and "queer". She's apparently dating another female. I thought she was incredibly cute, if you ignore the crazy.

Given the crazy, though...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 24, 2017 06:36 PM (fVubI)

244 Good for him. He's settling in nicely as Prez.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:34 PM (3OIiX)

Rick Perry is standing behind him.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 24, 2017 06:35 PM (Enq6K)

Just imagine what could happen if all Republicans did...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:36 PM (3OIiX)

245 Sorry, I missed the other posts. Trying to cook and post at the same time is a bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 06:36 PM (PY9jH)

246 238 Movie about golden showers and MILFs.

Old Yeller
Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:35 PM (8b+oT)

I just spewed a plate of pasta.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 06:36 PM (mbhDw)

247 Snooty and the Beauty

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2017 06:36 PM (IqV8l)

248 Da Beatis will soon take care of rolly-polly boy in the thread below.

Posted by: Strobe at July 24, 2017 06:37 PM (gbWkA)

249 Here's the video feed if anyone is interested:

http://tinyurl.com/yb5rc7yx

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 24, 2017 06:37 PM (Enq6K)

250 At 50K expired addicts per year, which is the rate now, pretty soon we'll be having to import new ones from abroad.

I think that started decades ago.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 24, 2017 06:38 PM (fVubI)

251 "my kid complains that since so many of her female friends had never heard of spermicide, for example, they don't know enough, because
condoms just aren't enough"

I thought spermicidally lubed condoms had been a thing for quite a while now. Did those go away?

If I ran the zoo, condoms issued to teens would have LSD in them instead. The little dears would rapidly become distracted from what they had originally been intent on doing.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 24, 2017 06:38 PM (ujwCG)

252 244
Just imagine what could happen if all Republicans did...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:36 PM (3OIiX)

They wouldn't be Republican.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 06:38 PM (mbhDw)

253 Watching porn of women getting milky loads in their faces-Gee, that sounds appealing/sarc

Of course, I'm not a 14 year old boy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 06:13 PM (iVOAv)

Or a 50 year old boy.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 24, 2017 06:38 PM (oVrnh)

254 Funny, I thought the ABC programs were tested as having the best known proven good effect out there in Africa:

Abstinence
Be Faithful
use a Condom.

I guess we're not as smart as Africans.

Posted by: Ingot9455 at July 24, 2017 06:38 PM (HetVs)

255 Jane, what are you cooking?

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at July 24, 2017 06:38 PM (dEQP3)

256 Why are liberals so obsessed with sex? And why are they encouraging kids to have sex? At every turn I see everything from federal programs to PP to magazines to school sex ed and every one of those things is telling kids to have sex.

It's almost like they are a bit repressed and acting out, those liberals.

Kids? Not so much, until you teach 'em how to be perverted and then encourage 'em.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2017 06:39 PM (NXsWM)

257 Wienie the Pooh

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 06:39 PM (8b+oT)

258 The Jungle Fever Book? Ok I really denounce myself this time! Kipling is a bridge too far!

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 24, 2017 06:39 PM (+75OR)

259
I thought per Ace a few weeks ago that glitter was the new spermicide?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 06:39 PM (mbhDw)

260 my kid complains that since so many of her female friends had never heard of spermicide, for example, they don't know enough, because
condoms just aren't enough"

...

The real issue is whether or not they know that some girls have prostates.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2017 06:39 PM (yL25O)

261
Booty and the Beast

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 24, 2017 06:39 PM (lKyWE)

262 If I ran the zoo, condoms issued to teens would have LSD in them instead. The little dears would rapidly become distracted from what they had originally been intent on doing.

Capsaicin.

Go ahead. Try doing her again.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2017 06:40 PM (Bd48Y)

263 Booty and the Beast
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 24, 2017 06:39 PM (lKyWE)

I'm in

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:40 PM (3OIiX)

264 As a parent your worried about the 12year old girl sexting your 13 year old son and come to find out his 22 year old teacher is boffing his brains out.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2017 06:40 PM (c92y+)

265 As a parent your worried about the 12year old girl sexting your 13 year old son and come to find out his 22 year old teacher is boffing his brains out.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2017 06:40 PM (c92y+)

Isn't that what happen with Milo, PBUH?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:41 PM (3OIiX)

266 Hey! Teacher! Leave those kids alone!

Posted by: Pink Floyd at July 24, 2017 06:41 PM (6n332)

267 193 You know, real life stuff that would happen, not like the movies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 06:21 PM (39g3+)

...

I have a friend who came back from his honeymoon with a black eye.

He would admit to being kneed in the face by accident but never more information than that.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2017 06:24 PM (yL25O)

Heh. A friend of mine went on a trip with his new girlfriend and came back in a neck brace. The hotel they were staying in had two twin beds, which they pushed together. Then the beds slid apart again while they were getting it on and he basically fell on his head.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 06:41 PM (Xuv2G)

268 TexasDan, and for everyone else, they can look up Skene Glands on the internet at work

/no, don't take that advise, srsly

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 24, 2017 06:41 PM (6FqZa)

269 Trump Does/ Says Something, and Media, Get This, Flips Out About It
FIFY

Posted by: shibumi, american badass at July 24, 2017 06:41 PM (aT+Bx)

270 The real issue is whether or not they know that some girls have prostates.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2017 06:39 PM (yL25O)

DaFuk.

Imma post that every time somebody here can't tell a girl from a boy.

DaFuk.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2017 06:41 PM (NXsWM)

271 Nood Comics

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 06:42 PM (3OIiX)

272 20,000 Licks Under the "C"

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 24, 2017 06:42 PM (+75OR)

273 Funny, I thought the ABC programs were tested as having the best known proven good effect out there in Africa:

Abstinence
Be Faithful
use a Condom.

I guess we're not as smart as Africans.

The "having sex with a virgin cures aids" Africans? Those Africans?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2017 06:42 PM (Bd48Y)

274 Steve Jobs said in a 1995 interview, "The unions are the worst thing that ever happened in education."

InstyP

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 06:42 PM (mcI77)

275 Unfortunately, TexasDan, my eldest is a really kind and caring person, which can be good, who ends up befriending a lot of misfits which is not. Some of her "girl friends" do have prostates. She is, however, learning how seriously messed up most of these people are.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 24, 2017 06:43 PM (FQKBL)

276 275 Unfortunately, TexasDan, my eldest is a really kind and caring person, which can be good, who ends up befriending a lot of misfits which is not. Some of her "girl friends" do have prostates. She is, however, learning how seriously messed up most of these people are.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 24, 2017 06:43 PM (FQKBL)

...

Oh I get it. We have the same conversations with my 20 year old. Much grace to you.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2017 06:46 PM (yL25O)

277 Posted by: Country Boy at July 24, 2017 06:38 PM (oVrnh)

I think that's odd. IF I were a 50 year old man I would not find that kind of porn appealing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 06:47 PM (iVOAv)

278 Will this affect my sex science grants?

Posted by: Bill Nye at July 24, 2017 06:48 PM (wTi/q)

279 Why are liberals so obsessed with sex? And why are they encouraging kids to have sex? At every turn I see everything from federal programs to PP to magazines to school sex ed and every one of those things is telling kids to have sex.
--

This page makes some interesting points:

https://famguardian.org/SUBJECTS/Politics/Articles/Liberals.htm

Liberals are not obsessed with sex, but with
promiscuity. Promoting promiscuity among the masses is the primary
mission of the Liberals who control the Hollywood, Television and
print media monopoly. Why? Because Liberals know that the twin pillars
that support conservatism are family values and faith in God. By
promoting promiscuity Liberals know that they are simultaneously
attacking both of the main support pillars of rugged individualism.
Liberals know that a man of sterling character and discipline who is a
moral, God fearing family man has no need of state support in the form
of welfare programs. Liberals know that such a man is a dedicated and
formidable enemy of those who are determined to foist socialism upon
the nations of the world.

Posted by: shibumi, american badass at July 24, 2017 06:52 PM (aT+Bx)

280 Posted by: shibumi, american badass at July 24, 2017 06:52 PM (aT+Bx)

well said

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 06:54 PM (iVOAv)

281 I don't want Leviathan telling anyone who to fuck or not to fuck.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at July 24, 2017 07:10 PM (xiOrX)

282 Jane, what are you cooking?

Posted by: alexthechick - happy happy manatees at July 24, 2017 06:38 PM (dEQP3)

We just had fresh lady peas, Carolina Gold rice, pork mojo, sliced fresh tomato, and roasted okra.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 07:31 PM (PY9jH)

283 And I just killed the thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 07:40 PM (PY9jH)

284 If the government wanted to reduce the amount of teen sex, funding one really good video game they gave away for free would do ten times more than a dozen "education" programs. Not that I'm advocating that, mind. I'm just saying that when what you're up against is one of the three basic desires, no sort of conditioning is going to work and most other things in the "educational" spectrum would be even less effective.

Posted by: DaveM at July 24, 2017 08:39 PM (FNtbC)

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