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This Guy


I wonder what his girlfriend thinks about all of this. *

* No I don't.

Posted by: Ace at 04:48 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2017 04:38 PM (nPnp1)

2 My favorite person

Posted by: Bruce at July 24, 2017 04:38 PM (8ikIW)

3 This "guy"?

Jury is out.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 24, 2017 04:39 PM (88jeI)

4 That's a guy?

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at July 24, 2017 04:39 PM (XQOnA)

5 Top ten?!

Posted by: Viridian at July 24, 2017 04:39 PM (mVnZo)

6 That's a guy?

Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2017 04:39 PM (nPnp1)

7 What is it?

Posted by: Bruce at July 24, 2017 04:39 PM (8ikIW)

8 Woohoo! Closest I've ever come!

Posted by: Viridian at July 24, 2017 04:39 PM (mVnZo)

9 Not sure that's actually a guy.

Not sure anything short of surgical exploration or chromosomal analysis could tell me either.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 24, 2017 04:40 PM (CPk08)

10 And interesting that outfit is available in size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.

Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2017 04:40 PM (nPnp1)

11 But why is he(?) so excited about white people fucking?

Posted by: Jollyroger at July 24, 2017 04:40 PM (t06LC)

12 Trigglypuff has a brother?

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at July 24, 2017 04:40 PM (/fMdd)

13 Civilization deserves to die if this thing isn't locked up or fed to wild animals

Posted by: GregV61 at July 24, 2017 04:41 PM (MoJlY)

14 Racism is a thing now? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2017 04:41 PM (zZWkn)

15 http://www.sahistory.org.za/people/dean-hutton

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 24, 2017 04:41 PM (CPk08)

16 I think it's female????

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2017 04:41 PM (rmVvL)

17 Is this replacing the after art thread gorilla?

Posted by: Bruce at July 24, 2017 04:41 PM (8ikIW)

18 So Trigglypuff is transitioning now huh?

Posted by: JJTownsend1977 at July 24, 2017 04:42 PM (PsdJu)

19 Still better than that guy on the white couch.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 24, 2017 04:42 PM (FQKBL)

20 That is an "it".

Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2017 04:42 PM (zZWkn)

21 rule #1.
CARDIO

Posted by: bored383 at July 24, 2017 04:42 PM (70HTk)

22 17 GorillaPundit will throw his shit at this thing...

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2017 04:42 PM (rmVvL)

23 Guy?

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 04:42 PM (ul9CR)

24 What does "It" mean? because if it's literal I don't think it happens to this "Guy?" on a regular basis or if ever...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 04:42 PM (O2RFr)

25 Pretty sure that's a female that identifies as a dirigible.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2017 04:43 PM (osPvh)

26 Pat.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 24, 2017 04:43 PM (nQHw/)

27 It's got tits. We sure it's a dude?

Posted by: S at July 24, 2017 04:43 PM (poT2p)

28 Now we know what happened to Lena Dunham's little sister.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 04:43 PM (PY9jH)

29 Y'all are killing it!

Posted by: Random Person out there at July 24, 2017 04:43 PM (jVlNS)

30 It's got tits. We sure it's a dude?

Man or "it" boobs?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 04:43 PM (O2RFr)

31 Hey Newman! What the hell happened to you?

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (a9KJ1)

32 Buys his braziers at Tents-R-Us.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (TOk1P)

33 Look, "guy".... White people aren't your problem.

White bread maybe.

But mostly, the "never ending pasta bowl" at Olive Garden.

Darden Restaurant Group. CEO Clarence Otis Jr. (up until 2014).

not a White Person.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (88jeI)

34 That's horrific.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (0mRoj)

35 No friggin' self-respect in these kids anymore. Damn shame.

Posted by: Brian Dennehey at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (Niu5G)

36 Do these stripes make me look fat?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (ul9CR)

37 Modern life is amazing. Ace tracked down 'All That Glitters' in about an hour.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (3myMJ)

38 "I'm a performance artist who identifies as obstructive sleep apnea. My work centers on the role of the gaze in the social space created by pitting edema and chronic dependent cellulitis. '

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (CPk08)

39 StickSponge. For washing. For wiping. StickSponge.

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (WHVu+)

40 Man or "it" boobs?

xoobs

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (ul9CR)

41 This is Bob.


Bob had bitch tits.

Posted by: buzzion at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (z/Ubi)

42 Replace "white" on its signage and the sjws would call for a lynching.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (zZWkn)

43 no sideburns. no facial hair. hildog glasses. black bra.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (nFwvY)

44 Modern life is amazing. Ace tracked down 'All That Glitters' in about an hour.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (3myMJ)


*chokes on tea*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (PY9jH)

45 Now we know what happened to Lena Dunham's little sister.

This guy? ate her?

Posted by: Bruce at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (8ikIW)

46 58-76-58

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (0mRoj)

47

I wonder what his right hand thinks about all of this.

FIFY.

Posted by: shibumi, american badass at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (aT+Bx)

48 What exactly is the endgame to all of this madness?

Posted by: Kreplach at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (2JcMg)

49 Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (4e+hS)

50 It will not divide us.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (Ckg4U)

51 That's a guy?!?

Or is that the tragedy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (3OIiX)

52 Was that originally a tent?

Posted by: NCKate at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (E4p3I)

53 So on an unrelated note, how can you contribute to a politician's opponent in the last election, and then be hired to investigate him? If that isn't specifically banned in the US legal code, how is it not? Has anyone asked Mueller, to his face, to defend this?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (eSx+E)

54
Somewhere, Tubby Reifenstahl has got to be breathing a sigh of relief.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)

55 It will not divide us.

Just hope it doesn't sit on us...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (O2RFr)

56 48 What exactly is the endgame to all of this madness?
Posted by: Kreplach at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (2JcMg)


Right heart failure, usually.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (CPk08)

57 Look at the bright side: at least he's not sitting naked on a white ottoman.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (gJput)

58 So Palin Steele?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (PY9jH)

59 36 Do these stripes make me look fat?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (ul9CR)


Yes, it's the stripes. As they warp around the "Xoobs".
(h/t to WhatWhatWhat for xoobs, instant entry into the Horde lexicon.)

Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (88jeI)

60 I don't like this century.

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (7HtZB)

61 Won't be fed to pigs because bacon should only have so much fat.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2017 04:47 PM (TOk1P)

62 Twigglypuff is going tranny?

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 04:47 PM (s5Kql)

63 52 Was that originally a tent?
Posted by: NCKate at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (E4p3I)

Tiny house.

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 04:47 PM (7HtZB)

64 60 I don't like this century.
Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (7HtZB)


"You Brade Lunnel!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)

65 I think it is safe to say he won't like the Tiny House movement after it become mandatory for white people.

Posted by: Ripley at July 24, 2017 04:47 PM (MxEKc)

66 About my size. I'd hit it.

Posted by: Jharles Chonson at July 24, 2017 04:47 PM (ul9CR)

67 Probably a vegan

Posted by: NCKate at July 24, 2017 04:47 PM (E4p3I)

68 Modern life is amazing. Ace tracked down 'All That Glitters' in about an hour.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (3myMJ)

Oh, that is cruel.
And hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 04:47 PM (3OIiX)

69 Amazing how it 8 short years we went from "judge a man by the content of his character, not the color of his skin" to "f*** white people".

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2017 04:47 PM (eSx+E)

70 The folks here who say we don't have to worry much about the other side when the Civil War goes hot?

They might have a point.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 24, 2017 04:47 PM (oVrnh)

71 63 52 Was that originally a tent?
Posted by: NCKate at July 24, 2017 04:46 PM (E4p3I)

Tiny house.

There goes my soda through the nose...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 04:47 PM (O2RFr)

72 Fat Pat.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 24, 2017 04:48 PM (nQHw/)

73 This guy's like Soros (an anti-semitic, Jew hating Jew) in that he hates who and what he is.

Given the fact that he's clearly got no control over his food intake or exercise - he should be ashamed of his fatness, not his whiteness.

Posted by: budman at July 24, 2017 04:48 PM (DchWU)

74 Fat sex anyone?

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 04:48 PM (0mRoj)

75 That's it. I'm convinced. This guy/gal/being/molded jello makes a good point. How could I have not seen it before?

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at July 24, 2017 04:48 PM (T71PA)

76 32 Buys his braziers at Tents-R-Us.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (TOk1P)


This is what happens when you use an unlicensed exterminator to tent your house.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

77 The folks here who say we don't have to worry much about the other side when the Civil War goes hot?
___
Wait, you want me to *walk* 10 miles today? Like....with my feet?

Posted by: Some Liberal at July 24, 2017 04:48 PM (eSx+E)

78 ???what???? What does this even mean?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 24, 2017 04:48 PM (0pcwX)

79
The guy drinks 256 liters of Diet Coke a week. Leave him alone. He's trying.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 24, 2017 04:48 PM (EgwCt)

80 What the hell is THAT?!?

Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2017 04:48 PM (xttKs)

81 Gravy is a beverage!

Posted by: American Gravy Council at July 24, 2017 04:49 PM (bc2Lc)

82 Could I have a Fuck White People shirt in like quadruple extra large please?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 24, 2017 04:49 PM (qJhUV)

83 67 Probably a vegan
Posted by: NCKate at July 24, 2017 04:47 PM (E4p3I)


A Chevy Vegan. Pfft. Country Squire wagon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:49 PM (mbhDw)

84
Kids I wouldn't hit that with your dicks

Posted by: Gorilla Pundit at July 24, 2017 04:49 PM (lKyWE)

85 81 Gravy is a beverage!
Posted by: American Gravy Council at July 24, 2017 04:49 PM (bc2Lc)

Gravy is his blood type.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 04:49 PM (0mRoj)

86 I'm not so sure it's a dude.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 04:49 PM (PY9jH)

87 80 What the hell is THAT?!?
Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2017 04:48 PM (xttKs)

---

That's Pat!

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 04:49 PM (s5Kql)

88 81 Gravy is a beverage!
Posted by: American Gravy Council at July 24, 2017 04:49 PM (bc2Lc)

Floor wax!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw)

89 That's obviously a trans man what is on his period

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (6Ll1u)

90 I'm not so sure it's a dude.

Yeah... Someone, other than me, do some research...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (O2RFr)

91 Demonstrating "Predator"-like camouflage invisibility....

Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (88jeI)

92 Wha tha . . . ???!???

Posted by: filbert at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (s5o+q)

93 Elephant gun or harpoon?

Posted by: Typical Florida Blue Hair What Eats Dinner At 2pm at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (mcI77)

94 Girl Friend?

Not sure even the Palm Sisters would touch him

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (FZYNt)

95 93 Elephant gun or harpoon?
Posted by: Typical Florida Blue Hair What Eats Dinner At 2pm at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (mcI77)

Yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (0mRoj)

96 that awkward moment when your strain of marxism skips from proles to a new demographic.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (AU4SY)

97 I don't want to sound harsh, but if you hate white people that dang much, why not take some more aggressive action and cull the white herd down by one, IYKWIM?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (NOIQH)

98
I thought Rosie O'Donuts was repulsive, but this entity is repulsive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw)

99 In other fun news, Sweden accidentally leaks ALL personal details of every citizen in the country and all vehicle registration info. Including all military vehicles and unmarked police. Also included: all witness protection program relocation info.

Government, what can't it fuck up?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (UBzPO)

100 Looks a little white hispanic to me.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (6n332)

101 I hear North Korea has a cure for morbid obesity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (PY9jH)

102 don't get too close to the buttons kid. you'll put your eye out.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (nFwvY)

103 94 Girl Friend?

Not sure even the Palm Sisters would touch him

****

lesbian bed death is real

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (AU4SY)

104 95 93 Elephant gun or harpoon?
Posted by: Typical Florida Blue Hair What Eats Dinner At 2pm at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (mcI77)

Yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (0mRoj)


Call me Ishmael!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)

105 I guess if I looked like Triglypuffy II, I'd hate myself too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (3OIiX)

106 Apparent that the . . . entity depicted has not recently (or possibly ever) looked into a mirror.

Posted by: filbert at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (s5o+q)

107 Looks like a young fat Ebert.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (0XyIg)

108 90 I'm not so sure it's a dude.

Yeah... Someone, other than me, do some research...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (O2RFr)


I'm pretty sure she/he/it lacks a prostate.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (CPk08)

109 It's name is Dean Hutton and yes, apparently it is male.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycfw8uhd

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (ul9CR)

110 So where's this guy from, Cameroon?

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (7HtZB)

111 Jabba The Slut.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (3myMJ)

112 Suddenly John Waters is reconsidering remaking Pink Flamingos.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (TOk1P)

113 99 In other fun news, Sweden accidentally leaks ALL personal details of every citizen in the country and all vehicle registration info. Including all military vehicles and unmarked police. Also included: all witness protection program relocation info.

Government, what can't it fuck up?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (UBzPO)

---

Holy shit.

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (s5Kql)

114 Now we know where everyone's Gainz went....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (O2RFr)

115 And I thought I was fat.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (zZWkn)

116 97 I don't want to sound harsh, but if you hate white people that dang much, why not take some more aggressive action and cull the white herd down by one, IYKWIM?

****

so hard to figure out why the left hates guns...well, our guns. Not their unlicensed street soldiers' guns

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (AU4SY)

117 91 Demonstrating "Predator"-like camouflage invisibility....
Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (88jeI)


I've heard of dazzle camouflage on warships but not on garbage scows.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)

118 So, that's what a tub of lard looks like.

Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (88xKn)

119 Government, what can't it fuck up?
___
So, you are telling me we are sitting on an ocean of oil, and since we put the government in charge of it we can't actually get enough fuel for our tankers to sell it to other countries?

Posted by: Some Venezuelan at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (eSx+E)

120 Its name

Not it's

sorry

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (ul9CR)

121 Another dozen burgers will hold he/she over till dinner...maybe.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (yhf6w)

122 It's the one manatee that all the other manatee's hate to be around.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (3OIiX)

123 110 So where's this guy from, Cameroon?
Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (7HtZB)


Macaroon. By the ton, evidently

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)

124 104 95 93 Elephant gun or harpoon?
Posted by: Typical Florida Blue Hair What Eats Dinner At 2pm at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (mcI77)

Yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (0mRoj)


Call me Ishmael!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)


Probably safer to bait it into hitting a high tension line.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 24, 2017 04:53 PM (CPk08)

125 That there is my grand baby!

Posted by: Miss Olde Frothingslosh at July 24, 2017 04:53 PM (bc2Lc)

126 Not saying that whatever that is is morbidly obese, but xit buys xits clothes from Harpo the Tentmaker.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 24, 2017 04:53 PM (FAo3p)

127 Mr. Staypuff really let himself go.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 24, 2017 04:53 PM (bML9A)

128 Elephant gun or harpoon?
Posted by: Typical Florida Blue Hair What Eats Dinner At 2pm at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (mcI77)

Yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (0mRoj)


And, not or.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2017 04:53 PM (TOk1P)

129 And (it's) a person of color obviously.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 24, 2017 04:53 PM (nQHw/)

130 The future was supposed to be flying cars & Mars colonies. Instead it's fat, self-hating androgynous white people.

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 04:53 PM (7HtZB)

131 110 So where's this guy from, Cameroon?

South Africa

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 04:53 PM (ul9CR)

132 122 It's the one manatee that all the other manatee's hate to be around.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 04:52 PM (3OIiX)


When he sits around the manatee, he sits AROUND the manatee.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

133 Promoted from last thread using Commenter Plenary Commenting Authority (it's in the AOSHQ by-laws):


"The fresh water condenser at AF has broken down."



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 03:31 PM (mbhDw)

Late to the thread but:
Why is AoS the only place you can go where the posters understand what that means?
The world wonders.


(by LGoPs)

Dunno, LGoPs, you'd probably have to climb Mt. Nitaaka to figure it out.



Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2017 04:54 PM (QDnY+)

134 Back away from the buffet table.......slowly. Any sudden moves might cause premature detonation.

Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2017 04:54 PM (xttKs)

135 "Smile you son of a bitch"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 04:54 PM (3OIiX)

136
It's name is Dean Hutton and yes, apparently it is male.



http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycfw8uhd





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (ul9CR)


It's also South African. The black mobs will eat him last.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 04:54 PM (PY9jH)

137 It's nice that they've finally come around to encapsulating the Obama admin in 3 words.

Posted by: dagny at July 24, 2017 04:54 PM (wZuWv)

138 That guy has quite a rack.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 24, 2017 04:54 PM (+lVUW)

139 Aren't there some places that it can't quite reach with a washcloth?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 24, 2017 04:54 PM (Ckg4U)

140 When he goes to the beach, the tide comes in.

Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2017 04:55 PM (88xKn)

141 Do they make office chairs that would support that?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 04:55 PM (mcI77)

142 "I did this years ago. And waaaaaay better."
-- Dave Chapelle, "Clayton Bigsby"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnyZ7WbYWbw

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 04:55 PM (NOIQH)

143 If Michael Moore had a son.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 04:55 PM (PY9jH)

144 Elephant gun or harpoon?
Posted by: Typical Florida Blue Hair What Eats Dinner At 2pm at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (mcI77)

Karl Morser

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 04:55 PM (7HtZB)

145 He probably has a meatball sub stored under his right titty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)

146 Y'all sure he/she/it didn't eat South Africa?

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 04:55 PM (s5Kql)

147 got the look of someone who sweats from breathing, breaks a sweat from eating

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 24, 2017 04:55 PM (FZYNt)

148 133
Dunno, LGoPs, you'd probably have to climb Mt. Nitaaka to figure it out.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2017 04:54 PM (QDnY+)

If Jean has a long mustache, it verwundt mein herz mit eintonige matischkeit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:55 PM (mbhDw)

149 It being what appears to be a white person that it's chosen wardrobe is suggesting to fuck should do everyone a favor and #BarrelMouthTrigger.

Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (xttKs)

150 I hope xe's not thinking that the sharks will eat him last.
Because that's not what the sharks are thinking.

Posted by: AMartel at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (WWgnZ)

151 Y'all know . . . that could be . . . a threat, not a declaration of self-loathing racism.

And . . . ewww.

Posted by: filbert at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (s5o+q)

152 Well ... I think we can safely say at this point we ain't going to reason with these people.

On the bright side ... kicking their ass is starting to look pretty easy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (Niu5G)

153 He's a smug fucker, isn't he?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (PY9jH)

154 Twasn't the guns and planes that killed the beast, it was...

Cholesterol.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (TOk1P)

155 https://tinyurl.com/jffjet8

It really needs to be read to be believed.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (CPk08)

156 143 If Michael Moore had a son.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 04:55 PM (PY9jH)

It'd be a miracle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

157 145 He probably has a meatball sub stored under his right titty.

That ain't Frito Pie under the pannus.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (ul9CR)

158 93 Elephant gun or harpoon?
Posted by: Typical Florida Blue Hair What Eats Dinner At 2pm at July 24, 2017 04:50 PM (mcI77)


I can't miss.

Posted by: Queequeg at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (Xuv2G)

159 It's also South African. The black mobs will eat him last.


Pretty sure he's safe from having an automobile tire dropped over his head and set ablaze.

Unless it's from a semi.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (EgwCt)

160 Man...that guy from Die Antwoord has really let himself go.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (0mRoj)

161 His shirt doesn't fit properly. The buttons are gaping.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (Ri/rl)

162 Somebody tell the NYT, a fat xerson fell in their printing press.

Posted by: irright at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (85f6P)

163 When Dean Hutton speaks....


The waiter listens.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (6n332)

164 139 Aren't there some places that it can't quite reach with a washcloth?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 24, 2017 04:54 PM (Ckg4U)


That doesn't bear thinking on too closely.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (Xuv2G)

165 153 He's a smug fucker, isn't he?

Well hell, with looks like that who wouldn't be?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (ul9CR)

166 Probably also wants single-payer health care, without realizing it will be one of those drains on the system that get put down discretely.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (FQKBL)

167 When Dean Hutton talks, people run.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (3myMJ)

168 So big normal sized fat people orbit him.

Posted by: buzzion at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (z/Ubi)

169 Dunno, LGoPs, you'd probably have to climb Mt. Nitaaka to figure it out.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2017 04:54 PM (QDnY+)

If Jean has a long mustache, it verwundt mein herz mit eintonige matischkeit.

That wounds my heart with a monotonous langour.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (T71PA)

170 Clearly someone in line for a leadership position at the DNC.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (+ttLq)

171 The ham-monster who made this lame shock art calls herself "Dean Hutton".

She's literally a Hutt.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (jhqr1)

172 How many white people has he eaten?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (UBzPO)

173 He is going to be a big hit at United Airlines.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (yhf6w)

174 Maybe some brown Kiwi shoe polish and a hug would help. Know anyone that can get their arms around him/her for a good hug?

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (dTDoQ)

175 that's what I get from trying to comment while taking a phone call

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (FZYNt)

176 When Dean Hutton speaks....


The waiter listens.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (6n332)


And listens. And listens. And listens.

And then calls for backup.

Posted by: filbert at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (s5o+q)

177 Amazing how it 8 short years we went from "judge a man by the content of his character, not the color of his skin" to "f*** white people".





It's been longer than eight years, honkie.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (Bd48Y)

178 The government has spent millions studying why lesbians are so fat, of course these studies didn't include lipstick lesbians, and they still have no answer.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (6Ll1u)

179 159 It's also South African. The black mobs will eat him last.


Pretty sure he's safe from having an automobile tire dropped over his head and set ablaze.

Unless it's from a semi.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (EgwCt)


Or a tractor. On the plus side, he'd provide heat and warmth for days.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (Xuv2G)

180
Dean Hutton is an investment bank, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (mbhDw)

181 145 He probably has a meatball sub stored under his right titty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)

I've told the story of an EMT friend who had to move the breasts of a very large woman aside so he go apply the de-fib paddles and a sandwich fell out.

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (7HtZB)

182 Are you sure this isn't Trigglypuff?

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (d3wbb)

183 I was born a poor black child . . .

Posted by: The Jerk ( In The Monochromatic F*ck White People Mumu at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (EATOD)

184 It really needs to be read to be believed.

Oh, good, there's matching pants!

Posted by: tu3031 at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (qJhUV)

185 Posted by: Darth Randall at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (6n332)

Dang you.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (3myMJ)

186 Yep, it's a chick trying to pass.

More proof that there IS three genders:
Male
Female
Fucking fat as fuck.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (3OIiX)

187 I'm fine with self-deprecating humor and all, but this is a serious cry for help.

Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (xttKs)

188
Ambergris.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (mbhDw)

189 I don't think anyone is going to buy what he's selling...

Posted by: Meremortal at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (3myMJ)

190 Deanie The Hutt.

Posted by: filbert at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (s5o+q)

191 I've told the story of an EMT friend who had to move the breasts of a very large woman aside so he go apply the de-fib paddles and a sandwich fell out.
Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (7HtZB)

*vomits*

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (0mRoj)

192 159 It's also South African. The black mobs will eat him last.


Pretty sure he's safe from having an automobile tire dropped over his head and set ablaze.

Unless it's from a semi.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (EgwCt)

B-36 FTW

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (7HtZB)

193 Just off-frame sits a wet rag on a stick, for cleanin' and whatnot.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (ppaKI)

194 187 I'm fine with self-deprecating humor and all, but this is a serious cry for help.
Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (xttKs)


It's a cry for attention. Hence, selfies and Facebook. The age of permanent narcissism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

195 It's a chick. Pretty sure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (PY9jH)

196 188
Ambergris.
****
Brilliant!

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (AU4SY)

197 Large breasts that make sammiches?

That's my dream girl.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (ul9CR)

198 My sources confirm: he's a Russian plant to disrupt the election in Trump's favor. KOMPROMAT!

Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (fFfWq)

199 Is he related to Some Guy?

Posted by: Very Undude at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (2X7pN)

200 It's like they are trying to create the next cycle of white supremacists using the power of reverse psychology.

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (q177U)

201 It's a Trans..... Continental...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (O2RFr)

202 Well as I predicted Netanyahu has agreed to remove the Metal Detectors from the Temple Mount.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (5y11N)

203 It seems like these people are the type that were always in the 'out' group growing up...for lack of a better term.


So now they jump on the 'cause du jour' wagon and THEY'RE SOMEBODY!

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (Enq6K)

204 JJ, in deference to our bloghost, shouldn't we just say blissent mon coeur de' languour monotone?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (QDnY+)

205 When Dean Hutton eats ...all his chins glisten.

Posted by: EF Hutton at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (bc2Lc)

206 to be sure, white people invented war, slavery and took all the good jobs from the rest of the world.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (AU4SY)

207 Dean Hutton is an investment bank, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (mbhDw)


No, that's his long lost brother E. F. Hutton who chose to be like the mysterious Racer X because he didn't want ANYONE to know he was related to this land whale.

Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (xttKs)

208 Obviously the plan is to grow its own folds and fuck them.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (qQq11)

209 183 I was born a poor black child . . .
Posted by: The Jerk ( In The Monochromatic F*ck White People Mumu at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (EATOD)


His mother must have a birth canal as big as the Superdome.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

210 He has to use a drone to put his belt on.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (0XyIg)

211 184 It really needs to be read to be believed.

Oh, good, there's matching pants!
Posted by: tu3031 at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (qJhUV)


Must have been a sale at the fabric store.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (Xuv2G)

212 I'm so confused: Is this "People fvck white," "white people fvck," or "fvck white people?" As an active verb, I'm all for fvcking as many white people as possible!

Posted by: jayhawkone at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (FzaT0)

213 Pajama boy, XXXL

Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (fFfWq)

214 Xe went on safari once. The lions warned the other animals to hide.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (PY9jH)

215 Hoo-boy, if you need a full paragraph to answer your gender, you're doing it wrong. Or you've made it your life's great work (*snore*).

You identify yourself as genderqueer. What does that mean to you, and what significance does it play in your work?

So genderqueer is a gender identity. It's pretty individual to every
person. In general, for me, it means it's non-binary. It's not
particularly male or female. It exists between this liminal space;
between masculinity and femininity and somewhere outside of patriarchy.
It's about finding a different expression that is closely aligned to
difference --- the real appreciation and love of difference. In that way, I
identify across different intersections. It's not like I can throw away
my identity as a woman, because it's what I've been most socialised in,
in the way that we are socialised into being things and maybe, younger
people will eventually not be so violated by. It's a constant state of
war with patriarchy and the way in which we are all made to pay these
massive debts to capitalism, and the way in which we're asked to violate
others.



Insufferable.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (NOIQH)

216 Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and Jordanian King Abdullah agreed to resolve the crisis between Israel and Jordan during a phone conversation earlier this evening.

According to the Channel 10 report, the agreement stipulates that metal detectors will be removed from the entrances to the Temple Mount and will be replaced by other security measures

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (5y11N)

217 Circus geeks.

#winning

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (WHVu+)

218 The waiter was pissed when he found out the group of 8 would not be sitting in his section. Then he saw who he had and knew that his tip would be bigger.

Posted by: buzzion at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (z/Ubi)

219 Pajama boy, XXXL

Not enough x's

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (O2RFr)

220 201 It's a Trans..... Continental...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (O2RFr)

His birth name was Gondwanaland

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (7HtZB)

221 I wonder if he is in a support group that meets in one of those rooms at the library.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (3myMJ)

222 191 I've told the story of an EMT friend who had to move the breasts of a very large woman aside so he go apply the de-fib paddles and a sandwich fell out.
Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (7HtZB)

---

o_0

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 05:01 PM (s5Kql)

223 Behold, Randy Marsh has produced the world's biggest crap, weighing more than 100 courics.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2017 05:01 PM (TOk1P)

224 It is wearing those Hillary prism glasses.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:01 PM (mcI77)

225 I read it as White People Fuck.

You're damn right we do!

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 24, 2017 05:01 PM (0XyIg)

226 It gets worse:

In a 18-year career as a photojournalist in Johannesburg Dean was chief photographer at the Mail & Guardian newspaper where their work won several awards. As a photojournalist their interest is directed towards an in-depth documentation of stories that may not necessarily seem newsworthy.

He's a genderqueer artist. The "their" means the person is indeterminate about their gender.

We used to call this multiple personality disorder. Now, it's cutting edge be whatever gender toy want to be on any particular day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 05:01 PM (iVOAv)

227 You go now....you been here 4 hour!

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 24, 2017 05:01 PM (Enq6K)

228 Isn't it late for the art thread?

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 24, 2017 05:01 PM (d3wbb)

229 Don't wait for the solar eclipse next month, just stand in its shadow.

Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2017 05:01 PM (88xKn)

230 "It's about finding a different expression that is closely aligned to difference"

Mensa-level right there.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (ul9CR)

231 That's a nice Kim Jong Il haircut. Stylish.

Posted by: Furious George at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (j+dfT)

232 Paul Ryan Defends Robert Mueller: Anything But a Biased Partisan

Breitbart

Fuck you Ryan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (5y11N)

233 So,it's an extremely fat female that goes by a male name but identifies as nothing in particular??

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (rmVvL)

234 >>I've told the story of an EMT friend who had to move the breasts of a very large woman aside so he go apply the de-fib paddles and a sandwich fell out.


I told them to hold the mayo!

Posted by: EMT Leaving the Drive Thru at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (qQq11)

235
You go now....you been here 4 hour!


Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 24, 2017 05:01 PM (Enq6K)


And that's when the fight started.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (PY9jH)

236 thankfully we don't have to worry about this reproducing

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (FZYNt)

237 Posted by: jayhawkone at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (FzaT0)

It would have been simpler to go with "fuck me".

Posted by: Meremortal at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (3myMJ)

238
Dude puts the 'conspicuous' in conspicuous consumption.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (EgwCt)

239
194 187 I'm fine with self-deprecating humor and all, but this is a serious cry for help.
Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (xttKs)


It's a cry for attention. Hence, selfies and Facebook. The age of permanent narcissism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

Where the fuck is Dr. Kevorkian when you really need him?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (ZTRlp)

240 211 184 It really needs to be read to be believed.

Oh, good, there's matching pants!
Posted by: tu3031 at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (qJhUV)

---

According to the article, it is genderqueer living in a "liminal" space.

Whateverthefuck that means.

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (s5Kql)

241 216,
"Pajama boy, XXXL



Not enough x's"

That would break the page borders.

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (d3wbb)

242 Good to see Rosie O'Donnell is back on the radar.

Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (fFfWq)

243 Remember the old days when people like this would just sit in their bedroom at mom's house until they died of a heart attack and then the fire department would have to come and cut open an exterior wall with chain saws and bring in a crane to get the body out?
I miss those days.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 24, 2017 05:03 PM (qJhUV)

244 The metal detectors will come down and the stabbings will go up.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 24, 2017 05:03 PM (dTDoQ)

245 232 And you can be assured,impeachment will not b off the table when Mueller comes up with his "case".

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2017 05:03 PM (rmVvL)

246 And given the State of South Africa, white people may be f**** (metaphorically) sooner than "they" like and it will become Rhodesia, but Dean will think that's o.k.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 05:03 PM (iVOAv)

247 >>> that awkward moment when your strain of marxism skips from proles to a new demographic

LMAO!!!

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2017 05:03 PM (q177U)

248
232 Paul Ryan Defends Robert Mueller: Anything But a Biased Partisan

Breitbart

Fuck you Ryan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (5y11N)

Not him or the fat fuck above

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2017 05:03 PM (ZTRlp)

249 233 So,it's an extremely fat female that goes by a male name but identifies as nothing in particular??
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (rmVvL)

---

Yep.

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 05:03 PM (s5Kql)

250 Yes. I'm absolutely a feminist, but I'm queer and I am trans and, a lot of traditional feminism would exclude me, particularly with my trans identity, which is not to say that I want to be a man in any way, because I really do detect male privilege, so I wouldn't ask for it for myself.

Male privilege is one thing this person couldn't claim if she had the original receipt.


Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 24, 2017 05:03 PM (CPk08)

251 236 thankfully we don't have to worry about this reproducing
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (FZYNt)

"Where there's one, there's another. And another, and another."

- - Astronaut Dodge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:03 PM (mbhDw)

252 liminal space

I thought that was a Tangerine Dream album.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 05:03 PM (ul9CR)

253 155 https://tinyurl.com/jffjet8

It really needs to be read to be believed.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 24, 2017 04:56 PM (CPk0

Yikes. If she wants to "use love to disrupt" maybe she should start with the Gospel of John and work her way out from there.

Posted by: sinalco at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (yODqO)

254 Holy shit, that guy is fat!

Posted by: Mr Creosote at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (O1LYj)

255 194 187 I'm fine with self-deprecating humor and all, but this is a serious cry for help.
Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (xttKs)


It's a cry for attention. Hence, selfies and Facebook. The age of permanent narcissism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:59 PM (mbhDw)


Ding ding ding!

This is a person who's so fat he can't get attention in the normal ways, so this kind of stunt becomes necessary.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (Xuv2G)

256 We are assuming he has a "girlfriend"

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (9g/6M)

257 And really, people, at some point, regardless of genetics, gender differentiation matters not...

Anatomically.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (TOk1P)

258 Whatever happened to Laz and would he hit it?

Posted by: Meremortal at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (3myMJ)

259 243 Remember the old days when people like this would just sit in their bedroom at mom's house until they died of a heart attack and then the fire department would have to come and cut open an exterior wall with chain saws and bring in a crane to get the body out?
I miss those days.


Posted by: tu3031 at July 24, 2017 05:03 PM (qJhUV


Goddamit, there went my last sip of coffee for the day.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (ZTRlp)

260 NGU, understand you are not a big fan of Bibi's, but what would be the right call here? Haven't followed the details (can't they just put the security down below, outside Waqf jurisdiction and outside any sensibilities?). Serious question. If you were PM what would you do?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (QDnY+)

261 Mueller is an honorable and ethical man.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/270950/

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (rmVvL)

262 256 We are assuming he has a "girlfriend"
Posted by: Skip

only if you believe in fairy tails

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (FZYNt)

263 254 Holy shit, that guy is fat!
Posted by: Mr Creosote at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (O1LYj)


Okay, that made me laugh.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (Xuv2G)

264 >>It's also South African. The black mobs will eat him last.

Well, considering xe couldn't outrun the mob, it's maybe a good strategy...?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (NOIQH)

265 What exactly is the endgame to all of this madness?
---

I'll take a swing:

1. Depopulation of high IQ whites who own guns and can think
2. Replacement by low IQ Muslims on welfare
3. Low IQ whites/blacks/others on welfare; Uncle Sam is everybody's Daddy
4. One World Totalitarian Government giving everyone a Basic Universal Income that keeps them lazy and enslaved

Posted by: shibumi, american badass at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (aT+Bx)

266 Roll it in flour to find the wet spot.
On second thought, don't.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (LQLeS)

267 Needs a wafer thin mint.

Posted by: Mister Creosote at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (bc2Lc)

268 262 256 We are assuming he has a "girlfriend"
Posted by: Skip

only if you believe in fairy tails
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (FZYNt)

"Fairy tails?!"

- - Barney Fagg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (mbhDw)

269 does this extra 280 pounds make me look fat?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (ILitO)

270 261 Mueller is an honorable and ethical man.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/270950/

Sure he is... Ryan is hoping he does his "job" and removes that bothersome Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (O2RFr)

271 266 Roll it in flour to find the wet spot.
On second thought, don't.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller

burn it with fire

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 24, 2017 05:06 PM (FZYNt)

272 That picture will keep you from reaching for the Carbs.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2017 05:06 PM (qQq11)

273 So genderqueer is a gender identity. Its pretty individual to every person. In general, for me, it means its non-binary. Its not particularly male or female. It exists between this liminal space; between masculinity and femininity and somewhere outside of patriarchy.


Uhm, yeah. Loony as a fucking tune.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2017 05:06 PM (xttKs)

274 I mean really, even if you COULD go spelunking (and good Lord, why would you) to explore the folds and recesses, once you reached a certain level, how would you know the difference?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2017 05:06 PM (TOk1P)

275 Assuming also no one has put this up yet, Weird Al
https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2017 05:06 PM (9g/6M)

276 Insufferable.


Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:00 PM (NOIQH)

Should be institutionalized.
I mean really? Are we suppose to celebrate that?

"Sure we love all your psychosis!"

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 24, 2017 05:06 PM (Enq6K)

277 272 That picture will keep you from reaching for the Carbs.
Posted by: garrett

anti-JOI

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 24, 2017 05:06 PM (FZYNt)

278
The stench emanating from the smegma seeping out the rolls of flesh must be extraordinarily pungent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

279 264 >>It's also South African. The black mobs will eat him last.

Well, considering xe couldn't outrun the mob, it's maybe a good strategy...?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (NOIQH)


A sloth would give him a run for his money.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:07 PM (Xuv2G)

280 "We are assuming he has a "girlfriend"

I don't want to see her either.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 24, 2017 05:07 PM (3myMJ)

281 Planned Parenthood's new marketing scheme is really backfiring.

That orb of gender uncertainty is making me go full blow abstinence, starting now.

No wait - starting now.

Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 24, 2017 05:07 PM (fFfWq)

282 The stench emanating from the smegma seeping out the rolls of flesh must be extraordinarily pungent.

That's barf inducing...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 05:07 PM (O2RFr)

283 99 In other fun news, Sweden accidentally leaks ALL personal details of every citizen in the country and all vehicle registration info. Including all military vehicles and unmarked police. Also included: all witness protection program relocation info.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 24, 2017 04:51 PM (UBzPO)


National healthcare will be soooo great.

Posted by: rickl at July 24, 2017 05:07 PM (xjiRE)

284
which is not to say that I want to be a man in any way, because I really do detect male privilege, so I wouldn't ask for it for myself.


Males that look like you don't get many privileges

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 24, 2017 05:07 PM (lKyWE)

285 278
The stench emanating from the smegma seeping out the rolls of flesh must be extraordinarily pungent.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

---

BBL

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 05:08 PM (s5Kql)

286 In other fun news, Sweden accidentally leaks ALL personal details of every citizen in the country and all vehicle registration info. Including all military vehicles and unmarked police. Also included: all witness protection program relocation info.

It's basically the worst data release you can imagine. They released names, photos, and residential addresses of all operators in the military's most secret units that are equivalent to the SAS or SEAL teams.

Every one of their pilots got exposed.

They released type, model, weight, and any defects in all government and military vehicles, including their operator information.

They released all road capacity information including weight capacity of all their bridges. So you now know how many invading tanks can be on a bridge at once.

If you can imagine it, they actually released a bit more information than Obamama managed to give to the Chinese on our own guys.

They punished the agency director by firing her, and fining her half a month's salary. So basically the worst thing they could do to a career politician.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2017 05:08 PM (jhqr1)

287 It's also South African. The black mobs will eat him last.
--

They'll save him/her/it for a holiday and he/she/it will be served to the entire village.

Human flesh- it's the new white meat that's Gaia and U.N. approved!

Posted by: shibumi, american badass at July 24, 2017 05:08 PM (aT+Bx)

288 256
We are assuming he has a "girlfriend"

Posted by: Skip


We took a poll, and our inventory said "no way in hell".

Posted by: Chinese sexdoll manufacturers at July 24, 2017 05:08 PM (LAe3v)

289 266 Roll it in flour to find the wet spot.
On second thought, don't.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (LQLeS)

Roll with what? A bulldozer?

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 05:08 PM (0mRoj)

290 I'm going to go look at GorillaPundit, get some perspective.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 05:08 PM (3OIiX)

291 265 What exactly is the endgame to all of this madness?
---

I'll take a swing:

1. Depopulation of high IQ whites who own guns and can think
2. Replacement by low IQ Muslims on welfare
3. Low IQ whites/blacks/others on welfare; Uncle Sam is everybody's Daddy
4. One World Totalitarian Government giving everyone a Basic Universal Income that keeps them lazy and enslaved
Posted by: shibumi, american badass at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (aT+Bx)


Nah. The end game is a bunch of Mormons surrounded by people who can't feed themselves.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:08 PM (Xuv2G)

292 "In 2015, the Swedish Transport Agency hand over IBM an IT maintenance
contract to manage its databases and networks. However, the Swedish
Transport Agency uploaded IBM's entire database onto cloud servers,
which covered details on every vehicle in the country, including police
and military registrations, and individuals on witness protection
programs. The transport agency then emailed the entire database in
messages to marketers that subscribe to it. And what's terrible is that
the messages were sent in clear text. When the error was discovered, the
transport agency merely thought of sending a new list in another email,
asking the subscribers to delete the old list themselves."

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 24, 2017 05:08 PM (UBzPO)

293 289 266 Roll it in flour to find the wet spot.
On second thought, don't.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (LQLeS)

Roll with what? A bulldozer?
Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 05:08 PM (0mRoj)


If this was Rachel Corrie, I wouldn't bet on the Caterpillar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

294 Imagine xim manspreading.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 05:09 PM (ul9CR)

295 231 That's a nice Kim Jong Il haircut. Stylish.


Looks institutionally inspired to me.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:09 PM (mcI77)

296 285
278

The stench emanating from the smegma seeping out the rolls of flesh must be extraordinarily pungent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)



---



BBL

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 05:08 PM (s5Kql)

*races SMFH to the exit*
*Good to see you back BTW!*

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 24, 2017 05:09 PM (Enq6K)

297 Michael Moore and Kim Lil Ding Dong's love child?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 24, 2017 05:09 PM (PMDjU)

298 ...And finally, once Xhe has removed the last item of clothing, huffing and puffing, it collapses on the floor of the agent's office, with a mighty rumble reverberating through the building, and it pants...

THE ARISTOCRATS!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2017 05:09 PM (TOk1P)

299 Imagine xim manspreading.

When it sits around the house it sits around the house

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2017 05:09 PM (O2RFr)

300 Looks like xe ate all of Soweto.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 05:10 PM (PY9jH)

301 287
Human flesh- it's the new white meat that's Gaia and U.N. approved!

Posted by: shibumi, american badass at July 24, 2017 05:08 PM (aT+Bx)

Soylent Fuck-White-People?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:10 PM (mbhDw)

302 A sloth would give him a run for his money.

Posted by: Ace's liver


Howz my ass taste?

Posted by: Glacier at July 24, 2017 05:10 PM (LAe3v)

303 Well, what to say, when you can't say anything nice.

Posted by: simplemind at July 24, 2017 05:10 PM (HsOTB)

304 It would render down nicely---to keep the towns oil lamps burning for months.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:10 PM (mcI77)

305 This 'tard just thinks he'll be the last one eaten. He needs to be first. He could feed all Bangladesh for a month.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 24, 2017 05:10 PM (FJr2+)

306 291 265 What exactly is the endgame to all of this madness?
---

I'll take a swing:

1. Depopulation of high IQ whites who own guns and can think
2. Replacement by low IQ Muslims on welfare
3. Low IQ whites/blacks/others on welfare; Uncle Sam is everybody's Daddy
4. One World Totalitarian Government giving everyone a Basic Universal Income that keeps them lazy and enslaved
Posted by: shibumi, american badass at July 24, 2017 05:05 PM (aT+Bx)

Nah. The end game is a bunch of Mormons surrounded by people who can't feed themselves.

***

the end game is importing enough high birthrate folks who will embrace cradle to grave welfare statism.

The problem with first world populations what give us first world welfare is that they don't actualy use it enough.

so, the endgame is a welfare class, a tax base class, and your betters class.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 24, 2017 05:10 PM (AU4SY)

307 >>4. One World Totalitarian Government giving everyone a Basic Universal Income that keeps them lazy and enslaved

Yeah, there was a sidebar link to a UN report saying lower IQ people have a smaller carbon footprint or something just as looper. The bottom line: The world needs more Eloi so we can manage 'em more easily, you guys!

Explains the UN/Soros hard-on for mass migration:
https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/888783517135581185

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:10 PM (NOIQH)

308 [IDean Hutton is an investment bank, no?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (mbhDw)

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E.F. Hutton was an investment firm. Had a commercial decades ago, "When EF Hutton speaks, people listen".

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 24, 2017 05:11 PM (6n332)

309
Mueller is an honorable and ethical man.

If he was an honorable an ethical man he wouldn't have conspired with Comey.

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 24, 2017 05:11 PM (lKyWE)

310 You are all adiphobes and psychophobes.

Posted by: Fat Performance Artist Person at July 24, 2017 05:11 PM (LQLeS)

311 It wouldn't win a one-yard dash with a shadow.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 24, 2017 05:11 PM (Ckg4U)

312 Easy to read body language.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 24, 2017 05:11 PM (e1mEI)

313 Whitey IS the moon.

Posted by: Gil Scott-Heron at July 24, 2017 05:11 PM (7ciu+)

314 Soylent Fuck-White-People?
--

I believe the patented branding is simply "Soylent White."

Posted by: shibumi, american badass at July 24, 2017 05:11 PM (aT+Bx)

315 No retard shaming.

Posted by: A Scarmucci Tale at July 24, 2017 05:11 PM (QtQaN)

316 305 This 'tard just thinks he'll be the last one eaten. He needs to be first. He could feed all Bangladesh for a month.
Posted by: LGoPs at July 24, 2017 05:10 PM (FJr2+)


*searches for Robert Klein "yankee bean" routine*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:11 PM (mbhDw)

317 That Swedish mega-leak is kind of funny.

In the dark that way that so much is funny now, in the degraded, cretinized west.

And come on, WTF is important about any of Sweden's govt. or security information, really? The only threats they face are from their own stupidity and moral narcissism.


Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2017 05:11 PM (QDnY+)

318 all witness protection program relocation info.

So, ah, how would somebody go about gettin' their hands on somethin' like dat. I mean, I'm just askin.' For a friend, capisce?

Posted by: Tony "The Leg" Indelicato at July 24, 2017 05:11 PM (ul9CR)

319 "liminal" space.

Whateverthefuck that means.
Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 05:02 PM (s5Kql)

From the Latin "Liminus" (5th c. BCE, <-+ Limnus), meaning "Old Country Buffet"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2017 05:12 PM (hcyUh)

320

Guam's at the tipping point.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2017 05:12 PM (fceHP)

321 also let's notice the look of deep intellectual seriousness on moocow person's face.

reminds me a line line from one of the movies that featured Moe as Hitler: "Siddown, blubber"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2017 05:12 PM (ILitO)

322 I wonder if xe has ever flown on an actual airplane, and been seated next to some poor bastard?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 05:12 PM (PY9jH)

323 308 [IDean Hutton is an investment bank, no?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 04:57 PM (mbhDw)

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E.F. Hutton was an investment firm. Had a commercial decades ago, "When EF Hutton speaks, people listen".
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 24, 2017 05:11 PM (6n332)


Which was an iconic commercial, and also funny as hell when Hutton went bankrupt. Those people... they shouldn't have listened.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:12 PM (Xuv2G)

324 and this fat dyke is what? Showcasing ... nay, preening her alleged moral or virtue. She's so woke, that she can proclaim her racism (whites hate whites, wow) and think it's cool.

Her obesity, she thinks, is a moral shield to show that she don't care about men or white men or the patriarchy or whatever.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 24, 2017 05:12 PM (AU4SY)

325 Mueller is an honorable and ethical man.


If he was an honorable an ethical man he wouldn't have conspired with Comey.
---

Ryan. Playing for the DNC.

/really embarrassed I supported him at one time. Now I consider him worse than McConnel, and second to McCain.

Posted by: shibumi, american badass at July 24, 2017 05:12 PM (aT+Bx)

326 Well, what to say, when you can't say anything nice.

Posted by: simplemind


Or that someone else hasn't said better...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 24, 2017 05:12 PM (AM1GF)

327 Moby, at last I've found you!

Posted by: Captain Ahab at July 24, 2017 05:12 PM (LQLeS)

328
No way this thing can wipe it's anus after a BM. I must revise my previous stench comments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:12 PM (mbhDw)

329 Baron Vladimir Harkonnen survived????

Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 24, 2017 05:13 PM (fFfWq)

330 So, ah, how would somebody go about gettin' their
hands on somethin' like dat. I mean, I'm just askin.' For a friend,
capisce?

Posted by: Tony "The Leg" Indelicato


Yeah, I'd like to know also.

Posted by: Michael "The Orb" Moore at July 24, 2017 05:13 PM (LAe3v)

331 Slavery? Everybody's done it.

Hit a golf ball on the moon? Just white people.

White people have done nothing wrong that hasn't also been done wrong by everyone else on earth.

Conversely, what we've done right is very singular indeed.

Posted by: RKae at July 24, 2017 05:13 PM (Okfnt)

332 There once was a thing named Hutton. 'Twas nothing but a glutton. Gender was obscure but one thing for sure- it never fastened a top button.

Posted by: Burma Shave! at July 24, 2017 05:13 PM (bc2Lc)

333

Shark Week candidate.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2017 05:13 PM (fceHP)

334 Xer: "Is this seat taken?"

Posted by: Saddest words ever spoken at July 24, 2017 05:13 PM (QtQaN)

335 Dean "All the Scoops Ever" Hutton

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2017 05:13 PM (PY9jH)

336 Which was an iconic commercial, and also funny as hell when Hutton went bankrupt. Those people... they shouldn't have listened.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:12 PM (Xuv2G)

Heh. I was wondering why you never see their commercials anymore.

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2017 05:13 PM (7HtZB)

337 Not floating, just gloating. So no Baron Harkonnen.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (PMDjU)

338 I was born a poor black child . . .
Posted by: The Jerk ( In The Monochromatic F*ck White People Mumu at July 24, 2017 04:58 PM (EATOD)


His mother must have a birth canal as big as the Superdome.





--
Like tossing a hot dog down a four lane highway.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (Bd48Y)

339 329 Baron Vladimir Harkonnen survived????
Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 24, 2017 05:13 PM (fFfWq)

Jorma Kaukonen is dead?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (mbhDw)

340 I wouldn't call this clown a fat fuck. He's more like a fat shmuck. And on the theoretically possible chance that he has an actual girl friend, I think he's going to have to beg to get any.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (Sda6L)

341 person in picture goes into a farm supply store:

"Yes sir, how can I help you?"

"I need 100 pounds of hog chow."

"Ok, and what do you want to drink with it..?"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (ILitO)

342 "So, you are telling me we are sitting on an ocean of
oil, and since we put the government in charge of it we can't actually
get enough fuel for our tankers to sell it to other countries? Posted by: Some Venezuelan"

The classic gambit by Marxists, when they've ruined the economy with their meddling interventions and crony giveaways, is to run the printing presses like crazy to cover that up. See MUGABE, Robert.

It isn't working in Venezuela, because the economy has been now *so* mismanaged by rational, scientific, humanitarian central planning that they lost the ability to indigenously print their own currency in their own country. They've been having to contract out the job to foreign vendors for years due to things like paper shortages at home.

Except now... the foreign printing companies want to be paid up front. They want the money for the money. In cash. And hard currency cash at that. Not in the Venezuelan bolivars that they've been asked to print. And VZ doesn't have any more hard currency that hasn't been stolen.

What now?

Posted by: torquewrench at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (ujwCG)

343 I read that as "shart week"
As in: Xe just shart its pants.

Posted by: Saddest words ever spoken at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (QtQaN)

344 THE ARISTOCRATS!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2017 05:09 PM (TOk1P)


That is disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Posted by: B. Saget And G. Gottfried at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (TOk1P)

345 328
No way this thing can wipe it's anus after a BM. I must revise my previous stench comments.


A bidet. It's European.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (mcI77)

346 Liminal = occupying a position at, or on both sides of, a boundary or threshold.

Actually, yeah. Xe probably does occupy positions on both sides of many thresholds. BECAUSE XE'S FAT.


Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (ul9CR)

347 I wonder if xe has ever flown on an actual airplane, and been seated next to some poor bastard?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

----

Aviation is part of white oppression.

Posted by: RKae at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (Okfnt)

348 Well at least Xe's not drunk.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 24, 2017 05:15 PM (QtQaN)

349 Who knew Sweden had a witness relocation program? All I ever hear about Sweden is that it's a socialist utopia. A very white socialist utopia, but socialist utopia nonetheless.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 24, 2017 05:15 PM (UBzPO)

350 345 328
No way this thing can wipe it's anus after a BM. I must revise my previous stench comments.

A bidet. It's European.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (mcI77)


Water would bead off and run shrieking for the drain.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

351 Yes, I sock replied to my own post.

It was funny.

Screw you people, I'm going home.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2017 05:15 PM (TOk1P)

352 I'm lookin' at this guy and thinking, okay, that Tiny House is Right Out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2017 05:15 PM (mnh4u)

353 "let me show you my sex partner." (takes off glove)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2017 05:15 PM (ILitO)

354 And on the theoretically possible chance that he has an actual girl friend, I think he's going to have to beg to get any.

I mean, is that even physically possible? I'm thinking Pauli Exclusion Principle here.

Posted by: pep at July 24, 2017 05:16 PM (LAe3v)

355 Even I'm not touching that sh*t.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at July 24, 2017 05:16 PM (QtQaN)

356
How can she hate white people we're the ones that invented the all you can eat buffet

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 24, 2017 05:16 PM (lKyWE)

357 "I am Jack's Dean's inflamed sense of rejection."

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:16 PM (NOIQH)

358 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Zombie Harambe at July 24, 2017 05:16 PM (bc2Lc)

359 I see they've found Fat Bastard's long-lost fatter sister.

Posted by: Austin Powers at July 24, 2017 05:16 PM (LQLeS)

360 I'm lookin' at this guy and thinking, okay, that Tiny House is Right Out.
Posted by: Tom Servo

----

Unless it has sleeves.

Posted by: RKae at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (Okfnt)

361 Imagine xim manspreading.

Xamspreading?

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (q177U)

362 That sidebar on the Australian police shooting,note that even toy guns are illegal in Australie .

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (rmVvL)

363 I coax my little johnson out with a side of brisket.

Posted by: Enormously fat, self-hating white guy at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (Tyii7)

364 "A bidet. It's European."
-Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (mcI77)

If by that you mean, Garden Hose and Shower Brush?

...perhaps.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (Ckg4U)

365 These are the times that try men's souls.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (l31C4)

366
/really embarrassed I supported him at one time. Now I consider him worse than McConnel, and second to McCain.
***
McConnell is the primary reason we have Justice Gorsuch and not Justice Left Wing Nutball (whatever his name was).

Can anyone name one thing positive Ryan has done in his career?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (eSx+E)

367 364 "A bidet. It's European."
-Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (mcI77)

If by that you mean, Garden Hose and Shower Brush?

...perhaps.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (Ckg4U)

*whistles "Elephant Walk"*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

368 364 Firehose and a large pushbroom,like they use on the elephants.

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2017 05:18 PM (rmVvL)

369 363
I coax my little johnson out with a side of brisket.


Posted by: Enormously fat, self-hating white guy at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (Tyii7)


OMG! LMAO!

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 24, 2017 05:18 PM (Enq6K)

370 No way this thing can wipe it's anus after a BM.

----

You only think that because you're not smart enough to think of wrapping a beach towel around a cricket bat.

Posted by: RKae at July 24, 2017 05:18 PM (Okfnt)

371 It's got a hot tuna sammich between its thighs.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:18 PM (mcI77)

372 Yeah, gotta think the Swedish witness relocation program list could fit on one page. Or less.

Plus, unlike the US, how does one get lost in the "vastness" of Sweden, esp. if one is not willing to move to a small fishing or farming town (where one would stick out prominently, besides)?

Guess you could agree to move to one of the reallly bad parts of Malmo. But you'd have to look the part, ahemm.


Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2017 05:18 PM (QDnY+)

373 How can she hate white people we're the ones that invented the all you can eat buffet

What say, roundeye!?!

Posted by: You go now at July 24, 2017 05:18 PM (l31C4)

374 Water would bead off and run shrieking for the drain.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

---

rofl

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 05:18 PM (s5Kql)

375 There's apparently a Batman vs Elmer Fudd comic with art by Lee Weeks.

It's kinda serious and kinda hilarious.

It's a weird world.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 05:18 PM (3OIiX)

376 And just think on this and giggle.

That person probably thinks the people who shop at War-Mart are the freaks.

Xhe, you have cranked the freak-o-meter to 11. To exceed 12 get piercings and tats. Also dye your hair neon orange and then decide on plastic surgery to give you horns.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 24, 2017 05:19 PM (PMDjU)

377
Can anyone name one thing positive Ryan has done in his career?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (eSx+E)


He was great on the Munsters

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 24, 2017 05:19 PM (lKyWE)

378 Hi Tami!!

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 05:19 PM (s5Kql)

379 liminal space



I thought that was a Tangerine Dream album.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 05:03 PM


I saw Liminal Space open for The Doors in '72.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2017 05:19 PM (p+Wdc)

380 "You only think that because you're not smart enough to think of wrapping a beach towel around a cricket bat."

Okay tears actually came to my eyes..

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at July 24, 2017 05:19 PM (QtQaN)

381 Forget mis-gendering the pronoun... I think we're in danger of mis-numbering it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2017 05:19 PM (hcyUh)

382 >No way this thing can wipe it's anus after a BM. I must revise my previous stench comments.

>A bidet. It's European.


Nah. For a job that big they call in the local probationary firemen and hose the crack. It also serves as a nice hazing ritual for the firemen.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2017 05:19 PM (jhqr1)

383 Glad you're back, SMFH!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2017 05:19 PM (NOIQH)

384 I coax my little johnson out with a side of brisket.


Posted by: Enormously fat, self-hating white guy at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (Tyii7)

---

I'm done.

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (s5Kql)

385 That's a "she"? I thought it was Flounder.

Posted by: Enormously fat, self-hating white guy at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (Tyii7)

386 Except now... the foreign printing companies want to be paid up front. They want the money for the money. In cash. And hard currency cash at that. Not in the Venezuelan bolivars that they've been asked to print. And VZ doesn't have any more hard currency that hasn't been stolen.

What now?

Posted by: torquewrench


In a sane world, a coalition force of neighbors moves in, knocks down the regime, and oversees the start of a recovery process as a purely humanitarian measure.

In the one we got, everyone sits and watches while it slides into utter chaos, the Afghanistan of South America.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (AM1GF)

387 This guy's carbon footprint is bigger than many third world nations. Somebody go sic ManBearPig on his ass.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (FJr2+)

388 363 I coax my little johnson out with a side of brisket.
Posted by: Enormously fat, self-hating white guy at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (Tyii7)

Thread winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (mbhDw)

389 Any back titty jokes yet?

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (HgMAr)

390 Here's the description of the Sweden IT leak after running it through the Swedish Chef translator:

"In 2015, zee-a Svedeesh Truonspurt Igency huond oufer IBM un IT meentenuonce-a
cuntrect tu muonege-a its detebeses und netvurks. Huoefer, zee-a Svedeesh
Truonspurt Igency uplueded IBM's inture-a detebese-a ountu cluoud serfers,
vheech cufered deteels oun ifery feheecle-a in zee-a cuountry, incluodeeng puleece-a
und meeleetery regeestretiuns, und indeefiduoels oun vitness prutectiun
prugrems. Zee-a truonspurt igency zee-a imeeled zee-a inture-a detebese-a in
messeges tu merketers zeet suobscribe-a tu it. Und vhet's terrible-a is zeet
zee-a messeges vere-a sent in cleer text. Vhee-a zee-a irrur ves deescufered, zee-a
truonspurt igency merely thuought ouff sendeeng a nuo leest in unuzeer imeel,
iskeeng zee-a suobscribers tu delete-a zee-a ould leest zeemselfes."

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (UBzPO)

391 She would have to get her stomach stapled with jumper cable clamps.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (0XyIg)

392 We're working on it, we're working on it, OK?

Posted by: Staffers furiously compiling Ryan's list of accomplishments at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (QDnY+)

393 Jabba the Hutton

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (0mRoj)

394 Let's talk about a real person, like David Mamet.

Story at Ken Levine's blog that Mamet has now made it a condition that if you want to stage one of his plays (such as Glengarry Glen Ross), you are *not* allowed to do what's called a "talk-back" with the audience afterwards. (Basically a q-and-a for the actors, producers and the writer if they're all present, asking questions about how the play works.)

Mamet apparently believes these talk-backs from the audience belittle his work. (I'd bet DMD wants them gone because people are using them just to bitch about his newfound conservative views.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (eMKNe)

395 so, the endgame is a welfare class, a tax base class, and your betters class.
======
Jeepers! The future sounds a lot like the middle ages, except without the solace of religion. Thanks progs!

Posted by: simplemind at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (xnnad)

396 Can anyone name one thing positive Ryan has done in his career?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (eSx+E)

He acquired enough cash to build a bitchin' wall around his WI enclave?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:21 PM (mcI77)

397 *waves to SMFH*

Gotta scoot. another day at work.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 24, 2017 05:21 PM (PMDjU)

398 More chins than me!

Posted by: Chinese Phonebook at July 24, 2017 05:21 PM (bc2Lc)

399 Oops, here's the linkypoo:

http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2017/07/the-value-of-talk-backs.html

(And thankfully, Levine doesn't drag politics into it.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 24, 2017 05:21 PM (eMKNe)

400 It's almost as if this...thing...knows it can wear that shirt without fear of getting his impossibly wide ass kicked by the people it insults.

Switch around the color, religion, or sexuality of the insult and fatty gets stomped flat (quite a feat, actually) by sundown.

We live in stupid times.

Posted by: Jaws at July 24, 2017 05:21 PM (iztET)

401 Jeepers! The future sounds a lot like the middle ages, except without the solace of religion. Thanks progs!

Posted by: simplemind at July 24, 2017 05:20 PM (xnnad)

The Hunger Games.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 24, 2017 05:21 PM (UBzPO)

402
Paging Don Lemon. I think we have a fix on that Malaysian airliner...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:22 PM (mbhDw)

403 NGU, understand you are not a big fan of Bibi's, but what would be the right call here? Haven't followed the details (can't they just put the security down below, outside Waqf jurisdiction and outside any sensibilities?). Serious question. If you were PM what would you do?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2017 05:04 PM (QDnY+)

A) you don't put up the metal detectors if you know your going to back down. And Netanyahu does shit like this all the time. And I said that the day he did it, so this is not Monday QBing

B) don't back down

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2017 05:22 PM (5y11N)

404 *waves back to Anna*

ttyl

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 05:22 PM (s5Kql)

405 Dean wants to create a "love revolution"

Yes, I think people who use f**** white people are just so appropriate to have as as the leaders of a love revolution./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 05:22 PM (iVOAv)

406 Thanks Lizzy : )

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 05:22 PM (s5Kql)

407
Every time she sits on the beach people try to push her back into the water

Posted by: Deplorable Male logic at July 24, 2017 05:22 PM (lKyWE)

408 Shark Week candidate.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2017 05:13 PM (fceHP)
............

We're gonna need a bigger shark.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2017 05:23 PM (HgMAr)

409 339 329 Baron Vladimir Harkonnen survived????
Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 24, 2017 05:13 PM (fFfWq)

Jorma Kaukonen is dead?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:14 PM (mbhDw)

Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou is mostly dead?

Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 24, 2017 05:23 PM (fFfWq)

410 Can you imagine trying to scrape the barnacles from its underside?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:24 PM (mcI77)

411 377
Can anyone name one thing positive Ryan has done in his career?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (eSx+E)


He was great on the Munsters

***

almost lost to joe biden in a debate

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 24, 2017 05:24 PM (AU4SY)

412 I'll take "Hasn't seen his penis in a decade" for $10,000, Alex.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2017 05:24 PM (ifORZ)

413 133
Promoted from last thread using Commenter Plenary Commenting Authority (it's in the AOSHQ by-laws):

"The fresh water condenser at AF has broken down."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 03:31 PM (mbhDw)

Browning: "Attack! I say again, _attack_!"

McClusky: "Wilco, as soon as I find the bastards."

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at July 24, 2017 05:24 PM (FgFCM)

414 Armpit tits.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2017 05:25 PM (HgMAr)

415 349 Who knew Sweden had a witness relocation program? All I ever hear about Sweden is that it's a socialist utopia. A very white socialist utopia, but socialist utopia nonetheless.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 24, 2017 05:15 PM (UBzPO)


Imagine a place that's really cold and the SJWs have taken over so completely it's against the law to report the race of a criminal. Where an accusation of rape is tantamount to a conviction.

Sounds more like hell that utopia.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:25 PM (Xuv2G)

416 Is it generally accepted as appropriate to beat the crap out of doughboys like this? Are you required to issue a challenge if you are white, or can you just start waling away without preamble?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2017 05:25 PM (l31C4)

417 377
Can anyone name one thing positive Ryan has done in his career?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (eSx+E)


Massive GAINZ - P90x style

Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 24, 2017 05:25 PM (fFfWq)

418
412 I'll take "Hasn't seen his penis in a decade" for $10,000, Alex.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2017 05:24 PM (ifORZ)


His penis hasn't seen its scrotum in twice as long.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

419 401 Jeepers! The future sounds a lot like the middle ages, except without the solace of religion. Thanks progs!

***

gheys are the new religion. Your children will be inculcated to love, revere, and imitate their ghey overlords.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 24, 2017 05:25 PM (AU4SY)

420 Water would bead off and run shrieking for the drain.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

I'm dyin' over here!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 05:25 PM (ul9CR)

421 408 We're gonna need a bigger shark.
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2017 05:23 PM (HgMAr)

Or a bigger week.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:26 PM (mbhDw)

422 I get the impression from reading some of the information on the website that Dean is technically a woman and so never had a penis, although they now identify as "genderqueer"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 05:26 PM (iVOAv)

423 We won't know what the future brings, until the new Blade Runner comes out.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2017 05:26 PM (ViGAX)

424 Is it generally accepted as appropriate to beat the
crap out of doughboys like this? Are you required to issue a challenge
if you are white, or can you just start waling away without preamble?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2017


Fist goes in..

... never comes out.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2017 05:27 PM (ifORZ)

425 No, I don't need heated seats. No, I don't need a hatchback that opens when I wave my hand like Gandalf. No, I don't need a car that magically starts and the doors open just because I'm walking toward it.

Yeah, you don't. But millennials think tech = God. The more gadgety and sci fi something feels, the more they love it. That's why they like a key fob with a battery that can run out and any jackass can spoof with a device as they walk by over a key that always works and only works for you. That's why they want an extra step to start the car with a push button because it "feels cool" rather than makes sense. That's why they want an app to order pizza from and a watch that tells them what their phone says.

Every new gadget and deely and gizmo you can put on your product, the cooler they think it is. They grew up watching Tom Cruise wave his arms around like Kermit The Frog introducing the Muppet show and wish computers worked like that. Because it looks all high-tech and sci fi!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:27 PM (39g3+)

426 422 I get the impression from reading some of the information on the website that Dean is technically a woman and so never had a penis, although they now identify as "genderqueer"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 05:26 PM (iVOAv)


Your phrase "never had a penis" can be taken a few ways.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:27 PM (mbhDw)

427 I bet he wears crocs.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 24, 2017 05:27 PM (0XyIg)

428 You can take some small comfort from the fact that deep down Xe really hates themselves. Xe can't even look at Xerself in xe mirror.

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2017 05:27 PM (q177U)

429 423 We won't know what the future brings, until the new Blade Runner comes out.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2017 05:26 PM (ViGAX)


Did you know the original takes place in 2019? Where the hell is my "basic pleasure model"?

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:28 PM (Xuv2G)

430 Shark Week candidate.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2017 05:13 PM (fceHP)
............

We're gonna need a bigger shark.
Posted by: wth



Would Megaladon please pick up the gray courtesy phone?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2017 05:28 PM (Bd48Y)

431 I can't approve of the public racism, but when it's mother picked it up and swung it in her trunk, and they played "Baby of Mine," I admit that I cried.

Posted by: Ted K. at July 24, 2017 05:28 PM (I6Vm1)

432 Is it generally accepted as appropriate to beat the crap out of doughboys like this? Are you required to issue a challenge if you are white, or can you just start waling away without preamble?

I think wearing a suit like that is pretty clearly "fighting words."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:28 PM (39g3+)

433
Can anyone name one thing positive Ryan has done in his career? Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (eSx+E)


Miss me yet?

Posted by: John Boehner at July 24, 2017 05:28 PM (lKyWE)

434 I bet he wears crocs.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 24, 2017 05:27 PM (0XyIg)

And has a bicycle. With saddlebags.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 24, 2017 05:28 PM (oVrnh)

435 Fist goes in..

... never comes out.
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2017 05:27 PM (ifORZ)

---
Gonna take more than a fist.

http://tinyurl.com/y8q8ttl6

Posted by: SMFH at July 24, 2017 05:29 PM (s5Kql)

436 "407


Every time she sits on the beach people try to push her back into the water"

And da kids be runnin' around sayin FREE WILLY! FREE WILLY!

okay so that joke was REAL FUNNEE 20 years ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2017 05:29 PM (mnh4u)

437 I'm surprised that gravity lets it look white.

Posted by: pawn at July 24, 2017 05:29 PM (18iGF)

438 My Basic Pleasure Model better be 80s Daryl Hannah and not current Daryl Hannah.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 05:29 PM (ul9CR)

439 422 I get the impression from reading some of the information on the website that Dean is technically a woman and so never had a penis, although they now identify as "genderqueer"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 05:26 PM (iVOAv)


Ahem. We must not be so phallocentric. We are reliably informed that the important biological differentiating factor is that she never had a prostate, because you racist hater.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 24, 2017 05:29 PM (CPk08)

440 Again with the Croc hate.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:29 PM (mcI77)

441 What exactly is the endgame to all of this madness?

Posted by: Kreplach at July 24, 2017 04:45 PM (2JcMg)


It's truly astounding. I just do not understand how these fools don't see that they are pissing away all the goodwill that MLK generated during the Civil Rights movement and that they will not like the natural reaction to this sort of thing.

I grew up in Alexandria, VA in the late 1960s - early 1970s when the Old Man was stationed at the Washington Navy Yard, Vietnam & the Pentagon. As a kid I never heard anybody talk that way about black people.

Now, after all the progress we have made, these dipshits want to revert to tribalism? It is madness.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 24, 2017 05:29 PM (5Yee7)

442 In xer's case Kaboom would be aspirational.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at July 24, 2017 05:29 PM (QtQaN)

443 438 My Basic Pleasure Model better be 80s Daryl Hannah and not current Daryl Hannah.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 24, 2017 05:29 PM (ul9CR)


Yeah.

Problem is you gotta get a new one every four years.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:30 PM (Xuv2G)

444 433
Can anyone name one thing positive Ryan has done in his career? Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2017 05:17 PM (eSx+E)


Miss me yet?
Posted by: John Boehner at July 24, 2017 05:28 PM (lKyWE)


That's like changing your name from Isidore to Hyman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:30 PM (mbhDw)

445 My Basic Pleasure Model better be 80s Daryl Hannah and not current Daryl Hannah

Its all fun and games until she tries to crush your head with her robo-thighs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+)

446 And has a bicycle. With saddlebags.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 24, 2017


Would they match his/her saddlebags?

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2017 05:30 PM (ifORZ)

447 My question is this: When did we lose control. When did the medical profession just throw up their hands and say, "Nothing is a mental illness anymore. Not a thing."

Posted by: washrivergal at July 24, 2017 05:30 PM (2+gSO)

448 437 I'm surprised that gravity lets it look white.
Posted by: pawn at July 24, 2017 05:29 PM (18iGF)

Gravity or the strong nuclear force caused the melanin to fall away.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:31 PM (mbhDw)

449 445 My Basic Pleasure Model better be 80s Daryl Hannah and not current Daryl Hannah

Its all fun and games until she tries to crush your head with her robo-thighs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+)


I can think of worse ways to go.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:31 PM (Xuv2G)

450 Re: Ryan defending Mueller. (and Jeb! taking a shot this weekend at Trump)

Maybe I am forgetful, but in the 8 years of the Obama regime I cannot remember a single instance of a single Democrat pol giving props to any Republican or anyone who might be on the other side of an issue from Obama.

Nor do I ever remember a single case of one of them ever saying anything that might reflect negatively about Obama.

IIRC, they were either supportive or defensive of Obama, or they simply kept their mouths shut.

Posted by: RM at July 24, 2017 05:31 PM (U3LtS)

451 see over at hotair etc etc that trump wants sessions gone.

I get that sessions a bitch for recusing himself over bullshit DNC but muh russia spin.

BUT

Sessions is trump's immigration dog. Unless Tom Cotton comes on board.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 24, 2017 05:31 PM (AU4SY)

452 so far as I know, Ryan never even once picked his nose and wiped his finger on someone else's sandwich, and if it were McCain's sandwich I would be very tempted.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2017 05:31 PM (ILitO)

453 Daryl Hannah.

That's a man baby!

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 24, 2017 05:32 PM (0XyIg)

454 >>>That's why they want an extra step to start the car with a push button because it "feels cool" rather than makes sense.

While I agree with much of what you said, I do like the push button start. And it's one less step. Keys stay in the pocket.

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2017 05:32 PM (q177U)

455 from the last thread, I gotta say I live in a real tiny house. Only 2300 sq ft, when we moved into it, combining our stuff, my wife said it was so small that a whole lot of my stuff had to go, since she had already filled it up with her stuff.

200 sq ft per person, ha! Her winter coats take up 200 sq. ft. all by themselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2017 05:32 PM (mnh4u)

456 447 My question is this: When did we lose control. When did the medical profession just throw up their hands and say, "Nothing is a mental illness anymore. Not a thing."
Posted by: washrivergal at July 24, 2017 05:30 PM (2+gSO)

They'll make exceptions for Christianity and conservatism.

Posted by: Insomniac - Not Disappointed, Just Angry at July 24, 2017 05:32 PM (0mRoj)

457 [o]I grew up in Alexandria, VA in the late 1960s - early 1970s when the Old Man was stationed at the Washington Navy Yard, Vietnam & the Pentagon. As a kid I never heard anybody talk that way about black people.

Yeah. I mean there were people who did, and the further into the past you get, the more open and acceptable it becomes in some areas like Boston. But now suddenly its okay to express the most ghastly horrendous, hateful, bigoted racism against whites in public, to acclaim from the very people who just a few decades ago were supposedly the leaders in civil rights and opposition to racism?

Do they even think about where this is going? I agree with this question. I don't think they even understand the concept of the future. Its perpetually now to them. There are no consequences to someone who grew up never having to face the results of their behavior.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:32 PM (39g3+)

458 Stay out of Houston you fat fuck.

Posted by: Dr. Nowzaradan at July 24, 2017 05:32 PM (bc2Lc)

459 Every time she sits on the beach people try to push her back into the water"

And da kids be runnin' around sayin FREE WILLY! FREE WILLY!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 24, 2017 05:33 PM (HgMAr)

460 447 My question is this: When did we lose control. When did the medical profession just throw up their hands and say, "Nothing is a mental illness anymore. Not a thing."

Ronald Reagan Jr.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:33 PM (mcI77)

461 447 My question is this: When did we lose control. When did the medical profession just throw up their hands and say, "Nothing is a mental illness anymore. Not a thing."

***

ahh, you missed the DSM listing conservatives, trump, and gun owners as teh cray cray

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 24, 2017 05:33 PM (AU4SY)

462 451 see over at hotair etc etc that trump wants sessions gone.

I get that sessions a bitch for recusing himself over bullshit DNC but muh russia spin.

BUT

Sessions is trump's immigration dog. Unless Tom Cotton comes on board.


I'd like to see Sessions gone too. He's taking this as an opportunity to restart the drug war and thinks asset forfeiture is just peachy. That and the whole recusal thing.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:33 PM (Xuv2G)

463 Dude needs a Bro.

Posted by: Arthur Spooner at July 24, 2017 05:34 PM (OdK9v)

464 I'll take "Hasn't seen his penis in a decade" for $10,000, Alex.



Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2017 05:24 PM


Which is long enough to have it declared legally deed!

Posted by: Fat Bastard at July 24, 2017 05:34 PM (p+Wdc)

465 Japan will lead the world in sexbots, and they will continue to lead the world in not having babies.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2017 05:34 PM (ViGAX)

466 Who/What is this douchebag?????????

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 24, 2017 05:34 PM (8Ls/+)

467 447 My question is this: When did we lose control. When did the medical profession just throw up their hands and say, "Nothing is a mental illness anymore. Not a thing."
Posted by: washrivergal at July 24, 2017 05:30 PM (2+gSO)


We didn't. Gender dysphoria is actually a mental illness.

From a medical point of view, the only question should be: "How do we treat this illness, because it has a pretty high early mortality."

But oh no, 'twas not to be

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at July 24, 2017 05:34 PM (CPk08)

468 I can see this xis squinting into backwards binoculars and grinning ear to ear...with a bunch of other little fat fukcs in big hats grinning and pointing at whatever he says he sees.

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2017 05:35 PM (XTiHL)

469 Japan will lead the world in sexbots, and they will continue to lead the world in not having babies.

Do these Japanese sexbots speak? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:35 PM (mcI77)

470 Do they even think about where this is going? I
agree with this question. I don't think they even understand the
concept of the future.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:32

As has been stated ad infinitum: this will not end well for them.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2017 05:35 PM (ifORZ)

471 Lauren Southern is spectacular.

Definite palate cleanser

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 05:35 PM (3OIiX)

472 I want this beastie to run full speed at Obama, and hug him tight.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:35 PM (mbhDw)

473 Where do these mentally ill people hide? Do they scuttle under the baseboards when the lights get turned on?
I have never met one of these obviously insane people.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 24, 2017 05:36 PM (hJrjt)

474
White bread maybe.

But mostly, the "never ending pasta bowl" at Olive Garden.

Darden Restaurant Group. CEO Clarence Otis Jr. (up until 2014).

not a White Person.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 24, 2017 04:44 PM (88jeI)

______

It is banned from Olive Garden. It would bankrupt them.


The

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 24, 2017 05:36 PM (8Ls/+)

475
His moobs have their own zip code....each one.


Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2017 05:36 PM (NyJwR)

476 471 Lauren Southern is spectacular.

Definite palate cleanser
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 24, 2017 05:35 PM (3OIiX)

Ann Sothern too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:36 PM (mbhDw)

477 When did the medical profession just throw up their hands and say, "Nothing is a mental illness anymore. Not a thing."

Oh, they have mental illnesses in mind. Its just stuff like "awkward in social situations" and "believes in God" or "wants small government." "Wants to own a gun" "believes in two genders."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:36 PM (39g3+)

478 better get a bucket

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at July 24, 2017 05:37 PM (KtAmr)

479 Oh and I'm guessing xhe does not live in a tiny house. A tiny house lives in her.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 24, 2017 05:37 PM (hJrjt)

480 477 When did the medical profession just throw up their hands and say, "Nothing is a mental illness anymore. Not a thing."

Oh, they have mental illnesses in mind. Its just stuff like "awkward in social situations" and "believes in God" or "wants small government." "Wants to own a gun" "believes in two genders."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:36 PM (39g3+)


I feel like Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw)

481 Shouldn't the global alarmist famine predicting Gaia lovers be really made at people like this?

His CO2 exhalations alone have to be 4 times that of a normal adult.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 24, 2017 05:38 PM (3myMJ)

482 What are the legal ramifications regarding mercy kills?

Posted by: KentAllard at July 24, 2017 05:38 PM (TQw9b)

483 When it's her time of the month, do they place sandbags around her?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:38 PM (mcI77)

484 And now for something completely different.

Cute and funny owl pictures:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYOSKYWg-5E

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 05:39 PM (iVOAv)

485 I feel like Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:37


Gonna kiss a chimp?

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2017 05:39 PM (ifORZ)

486 Looks like he's got that Profile shot to perform autonomously. Blue lives probably could share a better snap.

Posted by: Robert17 at July 24, 2017 05:39 PM (19WHj)

487 472 I want this beastie to run full speed at Obama, and hug him tight.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 24, 2017 05:35 PM (mbhDw)

+++

LOL. Now there's a mental image I can deal with.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 24, 2017 05:39 PM (2+gSO)

488 483 When it's her time of the month, do they place sandbags around her?
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:38 PM (mcI77)

I wouldn't want to be standing between xher and the ice cream at that time

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 24, 2017 05:40 PM (hJrjt)

489
test2

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 24, 2017 05:40 PM (OQLuX)

490 What if Lauren Southern punched this unfortunate creature in the snoot on live TV? She could easy claim provocation with that outfit on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:40 PM (39g3+)

491 BIGLY !

Posted by: RioBravo at July 24, 2017 05:40 PM (OmhcY)

492 At first glance, I thought it was an offshore island.

Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2017 05:40 PM (88xKn)

493 And interesting that outfit is available in size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.

Posted by: Weasel
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And the buttons are still about to pop off.

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 05:40 PM (8b+oT)

494
My 'ments are getting zapped.

Who's zapping me 'ments?

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 24, 2017 05:41 PM (OQLuX)

495 Alright - I give up - where's the white person in this photo? behind the cat? Or behind the sniper?

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 24, 2017 05:42 PM (Fb9aZ)

496 Kevin Smith has really let himself go.

Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2017 05:42 PM (qQq11)

497 Okay, I give up. Who/what are we looking at there?

Posted by: Dang at July 24, 2017 05:42 PM (8b+oT)

498 It is unfortunate when some people have to beg. pic.twitter.com/9IH8z3NCLN
- Stefan Molyneux (@StefanMolyneux) July 24, 2017


I can't make heads or tails of that. I can't tell if it's a guy or a girl and I can't tell if it's trying to say "white people fuck" or "fuck white people" or "white fuck people" or "people fuck white" ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 24, 2017 05:42 PM (rZ+mb)

499 And interesting that outfit is available in size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL.

"Pff that's in the children's section on Oahu, Haole"
-A Hawaiian

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:42 PM (39g3+)

500 thanks for refueling my nightmares, ace. that's not a guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 24, 2017 05:43 PM (KP5rU)

501 For J.J.:

http://tinyurl.com/y6uzujm2

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2017 05:43 PM (ifORZ)

502 473 Where do these mentally ill people hide? Do they scuttle under the baseboards when the lights get turned on?
I have never met one of these obviously insane people.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 24, 2017 05:36 PM (hJrjt)


Well... it's hard to meet people who can't make it through a doorway.

Actually, when I was younger and these kinds of behemoths were less common, I saw this super, super fat guy waddling down the street in Santa Barbara. You could tell he had trouble going from "seated" to "standing" without assistance. People just stopped and stared, to the point he was waving at the slack-jawed passersby like some kind of celebrity.

Always felt kinda sorry for that guy, though if he was dressed in "fuck white people" duds I woulda still tripped him.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2017 05:43 PM (Xuv2G)

503 Another palate cleanser: purring cheetah

https://youtu.be/1TVTxk01aNc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:43 PM (39g3+)

504 425 That's why they like a key fob with a battery that can run out and any jackass can spoof with a device as they walk by over a key that always works and only works for you.

Buddy of mine back in the day had a Ford station wagon. He found that his key would open about 1 in 5 Ford station wagons.

He discovered this when he accidentally got in the wrong car after a visit to the grocery.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 24, 2017 05:43 PM (v3pYe)

505 Can anyone name one thing positive Ryan has done in his career?




Greatest Pitcher ever in MLB and owns a heck of a BBQ place in Round Rock

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 24, 2017 05:43 PM (dKiJG)

506 At first glance, I thought it was an offshore island.

Posted by: dantesed
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I defy you to even try to tip that mother fucker over!

Posted by: Rep Hank Johnson at July 24, 2017 05:43 PM (8b+oT)

507 I'm going to look out for him in the next episode of 'My 600lb. life'

Posted by: IC at July 24, 2017 05:44 PM (a0IVu)

508 Nood

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2017 05:44 PM (rmVvL)

509 "Da beat is" will be taking care of this shortly. Please be patient.

Posted by: Strobe at July 24, 2017 05:44 PM (gbWkA)

510 489


test2

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 24, 2017 05:40 PM (OQLuX)

***
We are receiving you soothsayer - and today's code phrase for our friends in "Free France" is: "Geronimo is an Indian." I repeat: "Geronimo is an Indian." Over.

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 24, 2017 05:44 PM (Fb9aZ)

511 Introducing the New Sony Snatchman, a friend for all occasions.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2017 05:44 PM (ViGAX)

512 505; NO.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 24, 2017 05:44 PM (KP5rU)

513 If DeSoto would have spotted that in the ocean he would have planted a flag on it.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 24, 2017 05:44 PM (yhf6w)

514 483 When it's her time of the month, do they place sandbags around her?
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:38 PM (mcI77)

+++

OMG.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 24, 2017 05:44 PM (2+gSO)

515 Nood! Non-Fat Guy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 24, 2017 05:45 PM (Ckg4U)

516 And this short video of a cat and a bird made me laugh (Dean the artist just doesn't)n and what beautiful markings the cat has:

http://tinyurl.com/ycxrkh7c

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2017 05:45 PM (iVOAv)

517
Come in Tokyo!

Come in Tokyo!


(what lewd movie is that from?)

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 24, 2017 05:45 PM (OQLuX)

518 Has that person ever eaten a salad?

Posted by: setnaffa at July 24, 2017 05:45 PM (iDxq/)

519 Non Fat-Guy, even.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 24, 2017 05:45 PM (Ckg4U)

520 Barnes & Noble refuses to stock Milo's Book in their stores.


But they do stock Mein Kampf.

Posted by: buzzion at July 24, 2017 05:45 PM (z/Ubi)

521 Actually, when I was younger and these kinds of behemoths were less common

Oh they were around plenty, they just had the decency and sense of shame to stay out of public.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:46 PM (39g3+)

522 Ann Sothern too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Not a name you hear often, but, yeah, she was a looker.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2017 05:46 PM (kusha)

523 I had to google up some pics of Heather Graham to cleanse my palette. And by cleanse I mean get that other photo out of my head . Preemptive statement defense from the horde snark,

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 24, 2017 05:47 PM (0XyIg)

524 That's a female Ace. Boobs, girl glasses, no beard

Posted by: Tuna at July 24, 2017 05:47 PM (jm1YL)

525 Her gyno uses a snorkel.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2017 05:47 PM (mcI77)

526 Yeah, you don't. But millennials think tech = God. The more gadgety and sci fi something feels, the more they love it. That's why they like a key fob with a battery that can run out and any jackass can spoof with a device as they walk by over a key that always works and only works for you. That's why they want an extra step to start the car with a push button because it "feels cool" rather than makes sense. That's why they want an app to order pizza from and a watch that tells them what their phone says.


Did you see where thieves use a repeater near the house to boost the signal to the car and then just drive off.


I watched a guy on YouTube throw his key fob out the window to see what happens and the car keep driving along.
When he turned the car off he couldn't start it again.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 24, 2017 05:48 PM (dKiJG)

527 "When did we lose control?"

Realize that it's a public perception thing more than anything else. Freaks have always been around, people doing and saying incredibly stupid things have always been around. But in earlier times, they were shunned and shoved off to dark corners - now they are celebrated by a leftist psyche, and a media that slavishly follows it, whose only true goal is tear down and destroy everything that reminds them that our civilization once had some values.

This sad creature is nothing but a freak, a clown. It is those who are using it to push an agenda of destruction that we really need to be up in arms about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2017 05:49 PM (mnh4u)

528 This is "the artist Dean Hutton":
https://tinyurl.com/y6w7vuun

From South Africa.
Go figure.

Posted by: rayj at July 24, 2017 05:50 PM (pI/IV)

529 Okay whatever you are- pull your pants down...
alright now bring in Jumbo the elephant -he loves to hump -chump!

Posted by: Glenn John at July 24, 2017 05:51 PM (LilNs)

530 Feeling paranoid?

The (possibly) good news: Senate Repunkwlicans will vote tomorrow on a motion to proceed with an Obamacare repeal bill.

The (probably) bad: They won't say what's in the bill.

I'm sure everything will be fine. If it wasn't a great Bill they wouldn't be negotiating behind closed doors. But they'll have to pass it to know what's in it. It'll be like a surprise party.

https://tinyurl.com/ybyj99pl

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 24, 2017 05:51 PM (Nwg0u)

531 Yeah. I mean there were people who did, and the further into the past you get, the more open and acceptable it becomes ...
Do they even think about where this is going?...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 24, 2017 05:32 PM (39g3+)


I don't disagree; the point I was trying to make was that in my Middle Class white-bread neighborhood racial bigotry against blacks was already socially unacceptable.

The step from "F*ck White People" to white people must go to the Happy Fun Camps isn't such a far-fetched one. The rabid racism on display is amazing. As someone upthread said, now I understand why the Lefties don't want the "normies" to own guns.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 24, 2017 05:51 PM (5Yee7)

532 this thread is the eidos of "why Andrew Breitbart came here for the comments"

Had to go away for a while so I could catch my breath...

(whoever said "gravy is its blood type", I laughed so hard the dog started barking)

Posted by: barbarausa at July 24, 2017 05:51 PM (Elk67)

533 526 Yeah, you don't. But millennials think tech = God. The more gadgety and sci fi something feels, the more they love it. That's why they like a key fob with a battery that can run out and any jackass can spoof with a device as they walk by over a key that always works and only works for you. That's why they want an extra step to start the car with a push button because it "feels cool" rather than makes sense. That's why they want an app to order pizza from and a watch that tells them what their phone says.


Did you see where thieves use a repeater near the house to boost the signal to the car and then just drive off.


I watched a guy on YouTube throw his key fob out the window to see what happens and the car keep driving along.
When he turned the car off he couldn't start it again.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 24, 2017 05:48 PM (dKiJG)



Actually I like an app to order pizza because I can do it from my phone as I leave work and it will be ready for pickup once I get there. And I don't have to bother talking to some dumbass that might not understand my order and put it in wrong.

Posted by: buzzion at July 24, 2017 05:51 PM (z/Ubi)

534
"That's a female Ace. Boobs, girl glasses, no beard"
Are you sure Ace is male?

Posted by: rayj at July 24, 2017 05:53 PM (pI/IV)

535 That is a lot of self loathing.

Posted by: Hamilton at July 24, 2017 05:53 PM (sCjDS)

536 When you're that fat and lack consciousness of your fatness, you have no opinions that anyone sane wants to hear.

Posted by: True the Note at July 24, 2017 05:54 PM (SJ184)

537 buzzion, exactly. Some tech is good, others not so good.

Generally speaking, tech tilted toward improving convenience and accuracy is good. Tech just for tech's sake OTOH, not so great. (See: Apple and their stupid decision to eliminate a headphone jack.)

Oh, and I saw a story at FB claiming there's a company in Wisconsin that's going to start microchipping its employees. Hoping it's fake but if it is, I can't wait for that company to get sued into oblivion by the refusing employees.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 24, 2017 05:55 PM (eMKNe)

538 If it's real, that is...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 24, 2017 05:56 PM (eMKNe)

539 16 I think it's female????

Posted by: steevy

It's a fine intellectual exercise but I don't think anyone really gives a fuk what it is.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 24, 2017 05:59 PM (0ecq3)

540 Here's the story at USA Today:

Wisconsin company to install rice-sized microchips in employees

https://tinyurl.com/yae8vjjq

(Gee, I wonder which employees will be most highly considered for raises/promotions, the chipped or unchipped? Can't wait for this company to get sued into oblivion.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 24, 2017 05:59 PM (eMKNe)

541 See: Apple and their stupid decision to eliminate a headphone jack.)


That is stupid, but manageable. I have one. It came with the adapter, which is good because Apple's normal headphones suck for my ears so I need to use other ones. And the adapter itself isn't that expensive in stores.

Now wifi-ing your refrigerator. That's truly idiotic.

Posted by: buzzion at July 24, 2017 06:01 PM (z/Ubi)

542 buzzion, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 24, 2017 06:02 PM (eMKNe)

543 I mean the removal of the headphone jack you can kind of justify with an explanation of the need for space internally. Still mostly stupid though.

Posted by: buzzion at July 24, 2017 06:04 PM (z/Ubi)

544 Fat, racist, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 24, 2017 06:10 PM (UgF8H)

545 50 It will not divide us.

No more than the Atlantic divides us from Europe...

Posted by: tintex at July 24, 2017 06:27 PM (/2wdq)

546 That thing is in danger of collapsing on itself and going supercritical mass!

Posted by: Smash'em at July 24, 2017 06:29 PM (4A5fG)

547 oh wait...I totally had one for this...

here it goes.

I haven't seen this chick since she was last seen on Youtube teaching her fat kids how to use a dildo.

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 24, 2017 06:47 PM (AU4SY)

548 If Jame Gumb decided to eat his victims instead.

Posted by: Croms Dirty Underpants: Would you fukc me? I'd fukc me at July 24, 2017 06:56 PM (tYPH9)

549 I live next door to this guy. When he walks across the apartment, my radio skips.

And when he's home, my clocks slow down.

Odd.

Posted by: Venus d' Sighlow at July 24, 2017 07:18 PM (00xJE)

550 Whites voted against Hillary Clinton just as a defense against the wave of racism charges that would follow a term of the most entitled set of honkey grifters to buzz D.C. with their own 'piggy-bank' foundation.

The absolute blindness to the corruption of such a "pay-to-play" organization by those voting for Hillary Clinton is a point of historical stupridity not seen since Chamberlain gave up the Sudetenland and half of the world thought it was a good idea.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 24, 2017 07:32 PM (e8kgV)

551 "Call me Ishmael!"

That's what the whalers used to call a forty-barrel bull.


"It's also South African. The black mobs will eat him last."

They'll save him for a holiday meal. For the entire tribe.


Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at July 24, 2017 07:59 PM (/fMdd)

552 Job interviewer: Sex? Response: yes please.

Posted by: Pat at July 24, 2017 10:04 PM (//qJN)

553 The level of dysphoria necessary to make yourself even more unattractive than you already are in order to draw attention to yourself never ceases to amaze...

Posted by: dejapa at July 25, 2017 03:09 AM (Czbm2)

554 White People Fuck

Posted by: rechill at July 25, 2017 06:58 AM (ODaO0)

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