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OH MY GOD!! IT'S THE OZONE HOLE!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ICE AGE!! OVERPOPULATION!!! RESOURCE DEPLETION!! GLOBAL COOLING!! NUCLEAR WINTER!!! RONALD REAGAN!! OZONE HOLE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! OH WAIT! WE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!
The Democratic Party is the largest crime syndicate in history.Dinesh D'Souza agrees. GorillaPundit weighs in:
"I get so tired of these virtue-signaling celebrity halfwits bleating about global warming, or overpopulation, or whatever Michael Bay-level environmental disaster is au courant. I mean, as far as extinction events go, me and my homies are in the on-deck circle, so homo sapiens can go pee up a rope. But no matter how long crybabies like Leonardo DiCaprio blubber and weep about the Earf, I never see any of them volunteer to get the hell off of it early so they'd stop sucking up resources they claim we're fast running out of. I mean, seriously, dude, if you think there are too many people on the earth, set an example and kill yourself. Consider it thinking globally and acting locally."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: is first at July 21, 2017 11:24 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 21, 2017 11:26 AM (72PAC)
There is an Ice age coming.... its just a matter of when...
Posted by: Don Quixote, puts his long underwear on under his armor at July 21, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 21, 2017 11:27 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Hope Solo at July 21, 2017 11:27 AM (N6OCH)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 21, 2017 11:28 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2017 11:28 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 21, 2017 11:28 AM (326rv)
Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 11:28 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 21, 2017 11:28 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Abiss at July 21, 2017 11:28 AM (L6Zpd)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 11:28 AM (Jcg9Q)
There is an Ice age coming.... its just a matter of when...
Posted by: Don Quixote
Has been coming since the second the last one ended. That's the nature of cycles.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 11:28 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 11:29 AM (Jcg9Q)
There is an Ice age coming.... its just a matter of when...
Posted by: Don Quixote, puts his long underwear on under his armor at July 21, 2017 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
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well as long as they keep making us money
Posted by: 20th century Fox at July 21, 2017 11:29 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 21, 2017 11:29 AM (KP5rU)
I hold them close and count their years
And pray a ray of light appears
To shine down on us here
Break down in the shape of things to come
But I'm moving on like a soldier
And I say now when all is said and done
It's not ours to break
The shape of things to come
Posted by: Max Frost & The Troopers at July 21, 2017 11:29 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Paul Ehrlich at July 21, 2017 11:29 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2017 11:30 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 21, 2017 11:30 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 11:30 AM (0mskG)
Posted by: Templeton at July 21, 2017 11:30 AM (326rv)
We didn't know. WE DIDN'T KNOW!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 11:30 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2017 11:31 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 11:30 AM (0mskG)
cf. Bill Burr, Cruise Ships.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2017 11:31 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 21, 2017 11:31 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 11:32 AM (JJev6)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 21, 2017 11:32 AM (eXSOZ)
UK woman has made false rape claims against 15 men. One of them served seven years.
http://dailym.ai/2tjGNMX
You really have to see the picture to appreciate this story.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2017 11:32 AM (rnAwa)
Selling Designated Hitters into slavery to the Martians and Venusians.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 21, 2017 11:33 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 21, 2017 11:33 AM (KP5rU)
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don't we have to proach him before we can reproach him?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 21, 2017 11:33 AM (PNcou)
Ice is melting at the poles, and the land is going to be under WATER!!!!
Even if it hit 100 degrees at the poles, it would take CENTURIES for any really significant amounts of Ice to melt...
Oh, and for the record... the Poles are actually ADDING Ice right now overall... there is only a very few places where the warmer currents are causing any real melting...
Posted by: Don Quixote, puts his long underwear on under his armor at July 21, 2017 11:33 AM (NgKpN)
Also, Gorilla Pundit needs to become a permanent thing.
Posted by: CPT11A at July 21, 2017 11:33 AM (hxUdS)
And I'm pretty sure the Fukishima has already killed of all life in Japan and nearby nations.
Pretty sure that non-biodegradable diapers are going to kill all life on earth as well.
/ "environmental science" is actually an "art"
Posted by: shibumi at July 21, 2017 11:33 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Jack Sock
93 million a day from gunfire alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 11:33 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 11:33 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: simplemind at July 21, 2017 11:34 AM (jRWCW)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:34 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Templeton at July 21, 2017 11:30 AM
Well, then, the science is settled!
Posted by: MFM at July 21, 2017 11:34 AM (1CRfW)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 21, 2017 11:34 AM (XMDuf)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:34 AM (O2RFr)
Hey, I did my bit. Blame that jerk in the red underwear.
Posted by: Lex Luthor at July 21, 2017 11:35 AM (AURKQ)
UK woman has made false rape claims against 15 men. One of them served seven years.
http://dailym.ai/2tjGNMX
You really have to see the picture to appreciate this story.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2017 11:32 AM (rnAwa)
There she is! There she is!!!
Posted by: Captain Ahab at July 21, 2017 11:35 AM (0mskG)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 11:35 AM (OiLIO)
Posted by: CPT11A at July 21, 2017 11:33 AM (hxUdS)
I'm trying, I'm trying.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 11:36 AM (OiLIO)
That is, if our Alar-infused apples didn't get us first.
Posted by: Rand Paul at July 21, 2017 11:36 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: JT at July 21, 2017 11:36 AM (4UrWm)
Posted by: zombie marc rich at July 21, 2017 11:36 AM (m/Gc2)
Or do you think you're fucking special somehow?
Yes.
If so, prove it, and show your work.
I won this award for winning a bunch of awards!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 11:36 AM (vfqIr)
Posted by: Ozonewing Plver at July 21, 2017 11:37 AM (+INtM)
Posted by: Templeton at July 21, 2017 11:30 AM
Sally Yates said the same thing. You remember Sally.. She was second in command in the DOJ when she refused to do Trumps temporary ban and was fired .
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:37 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Democrat Crime Syndicate at July 21, 2017 11:37 AM (Rndb7)
How a no talent hack with a penchant for rape has manged to stay out of jail AND make millions of dollars while selling snake oil is beyond me.
It could have easily been "President Al Gore".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2017 11:37 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 21, 2017 11:37 AM (KP5rU)
Chocolate Rain used to be big too.
I think, actually, that the GLERBAL WERMUNGS!!! panic is only so far past its sell-by date because they thought they'd finally found The One. The Crisis that would last forever, the Crisis that was finally beyond disproof, beyond effective action(!) and would therefore allow demands for almost any recourse. Establishing its own field of slush fund gravy, keeping activists employed in science forever. Instead of having to retool every decade or so.
All Mz. Gaia had to do was continue to follow what everybody thought was a long-term warming trend, and correlation would rule the day.
Oops.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 21, 2017 11:37 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: shibumi at July 21, 2017 11:33 AM (aT+Bx)
I think like both the law and medicine, it's more like Environmental "Practice"!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 11:38 AM (gwPgz)
Mike Tyson convicted of rape.
Jeffrey Dahmer sentenced to prison.
Ross Perot
John Gatti sentenced to prison.
Rodney King beaten/LA riots.
Amy Fisher shoots Mary Jo Buttafucco
Ruby Ridge/Randy Weaver kerfluffle.
Hurricane Andrew
Skinheadead O'Connor tears up a picture of the Pope.
Bill Flippin' Clinton...
All in all, 1992 can go suck eggs.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 11:38 AM (TOk1P)
UK woman has made false rape claims against 15 men. One of them served seven years.
http://dailym.ai/2tjGNMX
You really have to see the picture to appreciate this story.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2017 11:32 AM (rnAwa)
I just HAD to look.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 11:38 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: DanMan at July 21, 2017 11:39 AM (XTiHL)
If some raving lunatic detached from reality is screaming that everyone must leave their houses and live outside, inside cardboard boxes, because that is the only way to defeat the secret alien takeover of Earf, and this lunatic himself is living in a cardboard box, would you take his concerns seriously?
Of course not. The climate nonsense is nonsense because of logic, common sense, and actual data and scientific method - and thus is dismissed by any serious scientifically literate person. The behavior of the nitwits (from "credentialed" "scientists" to hucksters like Gore to airhead celebrities) is irrelevant.
Reynolds really should retire that one. It makes him sound as illogical and stupid as those he is ridiculing.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 21, 2017 11:39 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 11:39 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Captain Ahab at July 21, 2017 11:35 AM (0mskG)
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY ever thought of raping...THAT. Ever. That shit should have been dismissed and she should have been prosecuted and convicted for false claims on prima facia evidence alone.
Posted by: Abiss at July 21, 2017 11:39 AM (L6Zpd)
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leading to DROUTS and MASS STARVATIONS
Posted by: This is CNN at July 21, 2017 11:40 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2017 11:40 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: dagny at July 21, 2017 11:40 AM (wZuWv)
Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2017 11:40 AM (7HtZB)
NEIL YOUNG does.
Posted by: Ozonewing Plver at July 21, 2017 11:37 AM (+INtM)
And the Hot side hot. Then it was: "WE MUST STOP USING PAPER GROCERY BAGS!!!", "NOW WE MUST STOP USING NON-BIODEGRADEBLE TRASH BAGS", THERE ARE THINGS GROWING IN YOUR REUSABLE BAG!!!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 11:40 AM (0mskG)
Posted by: Paul Ehrlich at July 21, 2017 11:29 AM (bc2Lc)
Fear has always been a means of Political control...
Whether fear of the Unknown (witches), fear of God (religion), fear of someone else's God, fear of the foreign (most Wars pre modern times)... even Fear of foreign Leaders (Bonaparte is the Debil)...
Now, they just use fear of things modern...
If our Government betters REALLY wanted to take care of Islamic Terrorism... it would be solved by now... (the actions would not have been pretty, but it could have been done).... instead after 9/11 they calmed us down, but used the Threat to assert MORE control.. on us...
Note, we are now in the Longest running 'War' in American History, and have no plans to win it... it will be perpetual War.
Same with Global Warming crap.... its the perfect Fear induced control mechanism... because they convinced most it exists, and can NEVER be solved... thus... accruing more and more power to solve an insolvable problem...
Posted by: Don Quixote, puts his long underwear on under his armor at July 21, 2017 11:40 AM (NgKpN)
29 A month old but whatever:
UK woman has made false rape claims against 15 men. One of them served seven years.
http://dailym.ai/2tjGNMX
You really have to see the picture to appreciate this story.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2017 11:32 AM (rnAwa)
"Lesbian"... shocker!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2017 11:40 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2017 11:41 AM (gIRsn)
He needs to team up with the Kentucky Sodomizer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2017 11:41 AM (X6fMO)
It was in Canada. Not me, the damn power plant.
Now, I'll never be eligible for Social Security, but they tell me I have to sign up for expensive Medicare at the end of the year, so that just tells you how long we have all been dead and not knowing it.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2017 11:41 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: dagny at July 21, 2017 11:40 AM (wZuWv)
Don't forget the
Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2017 11:41 AM (7HtZB)
Ice is melting at the poles, and the land is going to be under WATER!!!!
Even if it hit 100 degrees at the poles, it would take CENTURIES for any really significant amounts of Ice to melt...
Oh, and for the record... the Poles are actually ADDING Ice right now overall... there is only a very few places where the warmer currents are causing any real melting...
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My favorite which I heard the other day was about Fuckerberg going to Glacier National Park IN THE FUCKING SUMMER to lament the melting glaciers and climate change.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 11:41 AM (vg8iE)
The prof told us flat out that a cooling period is worse than a warming period: food shortages, depletion of firewood and peat moss, lower melting of snow because of higher reflectivity, etc.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 21, 2017 11:41 AM (G8B7r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 21, 2017 11:41 AM (KP5rU)
But... R22 and spray on deodorant is still banned despite being two of the best inventions of the 20th Century.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 21, 2017 11:41 AM (BEmdl)
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they have a list of who goes first, and second and third...
Posted by: This is CNN at July 21, 2017 11:41 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 11:41 AM (JJev6)
I haven't checked in awhile, but didn't a whole lot of people , like millions, die of cancer from radon in their basement ?
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It was the acid rain that got 'em.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 21, 2017 11:42 AM (W1XyZ)
UK woman has made false rape claims against 15 men. One of them served seven years.
http://dailym.ai/2tjGNMX
You really have to see the picture to appreciate this story.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2017 11:32 AM (rnAwa)
Unpossible. Women NEVER lie about rape!
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 11:42 AM (0mRoj)
We survived radon only to be laid low by 30 million gunshot deaths per day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 21, 2017 11:42 AM (PXj2C)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:34 AM (O2RFr)
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Superman
Posted by: Lex L. at July 21, 2017 11:42 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2017 11:41 AM (gIRsn)
There's an upside to a yeast infection study?
Posted by: Abiss at July 21, 2017 11:42 AM (L6Zpd)
Posted by: BurtTC
Johnny Carson left the Tonight Show
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 11:39 AM (FZYNt)
Yeah, I saw that too. Mitigated by the fact that Dave Letterman had his panties permanently wadded over not getting the gig.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 11:43 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 11:43 AM (mcI77)
The prof told us flat out that a cooling period is worse than a warming period: food shortages, depletion of firewood and peat moss, lower melting of snow because of higher reflectivity, etc.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 21, 2017 11:41 AM (G8B7r)
The warming period definitely helped Britain.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 11:43 AM (JJev6)
Posted by: qzy at July 21, 2017 11:43 AM (txlge)
Posted by: Abiss at July 21, 2017 11:42 AM (L6Zpd)
Somebody in Portland is making the next trendy Craft Beer out of it as we speak.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 11:43 AM (XMDuf)
Is the global warming we are being warned of a repeat occurance?
Posted by: Chilling the most at July 21, 2017 11:44 AM (7K25Q)
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 11:44 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 11:42 AM (0mRoj)
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I was flipping through the channels the other day and Law & Order: SVU was on. For the few seconds I saw, it was Mariska Hargitay on the stand and the defense atty was asking her, "In your nearly 20 years experience and having arrested hundreds of rapists, have any women ever lied about rape?"
Her answer: "Only one."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 11:44 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: CPT11A at July 21, 2017 11:44 AM (hxUdS)
Posted by: Abiss at July 21, 2017 11:44 AM (L6Zpd)
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Knowledge infused apples will also kill you
Posted by: Eve at July 21, 2017 11:44 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 11:43 AM (XMDuf)
My id and my ego just vomited all over each other...
Posted by: Lex Luthor at July 21, 2017 11:44 AM (AURKQ)
Same with Global Warming crap.... its the perfect Fear induced control mechanism... because they convinced most it exists, and can NEVER be solved... thus... accruing more and more power to solve an insolvable problem...
Posted by: Don Quixote, puts his long underwear on under his armor at July 21, 2017 11:40 AM (NgKpN)
War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery and you know the rest.
Al Gore is the strongest among the ignorant.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2017 11:44 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2017 11:44 AM (5yg1M)
Posted by: Colin at July 21, 2017 11:45 AM (WBv1S)
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Not really. No.
Because it's never the guy living in the cardboard box yelling it.
It's the celebrity living in a 25k sq ft mansion, flying all over the world in a private jet, that is telling me i need to live in a refrigerator box.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 11:45 AM (W4LFA)
Oh, "global warming" is a killer. Trust us, we know!
-- 1,000s of birds turned into chutney or fried to a crisp
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2017 11:45 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: qzy at July 21, 2017 11:43 AM (txlge)
HEY, TITANIC! HEY, INCEPTION! YOU PAY NOW! YOU PAY FOR LADYBOY NOW! OR I FUCKA YOU ASSSSSS, GWAI LO! I SHOW YOU WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!
Posted by: That Thai Pimp at July 21, 2017 11:45 AM (XMDuf)
Is the global warming we are being warned of a repeat occurance?
Posted by: Chilling the most at July 21, 2017 11:44 AM (7K25Q)
Look up the Medieval Warming Period as a relatively recent example.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 11:46 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 11:36 AM (vfqIr)
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work your own side of the street bitch!
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton. deep thought leader at July 21, 2017 11:46 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 11:43 AM (mcI77)
I made $$ on a case of R12 that was just sitting in my garage.
Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2017 11:46 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 11:43 AM (XMDuf)
Or in San Francisco, making a, uh, unique-tasting sourdough bread.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 11:47 AM (OiLIO)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 11:43 AM (mcI77)
I made $$ on a case of R12 that was just sitting in my garage.
Posted by: BignJames
Ah the war on Freon. was safer to be dealing crack than R12
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 11:47 AM (FZYNt)
Her answer: "Only one."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 11:44 AM (vg8iE)
Sad thing is people watch that fictional TV bullshit and accept it as gospel truth.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 11:47 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: CPT11A at July 21, 2017 11:33 AM (hxUdS)
He's a busy ape. Take what you can get.
Or pay up.
Posted by: Gorilla's Secretary at July 21, 2017 11:47 AM (72PAC)
Instead, let's let millions and millions of humans die horribly painful deaths in order to save a couple of fucking sky rats.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 21, 2017 11:47 AM (W1XyZ)
You really have to see the picture to appreciate this story.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2017 11:32 AM (rnAwa)
I just HAD to look.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 11:38 AM (Jcg9Q)
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pass
Posted by: Sir Mix a Lot at July 21, 2017 11:48 AM (PNcou)
The left is a death cult.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 21, 2017 11:48 AM (zZWkn)
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Fear Porn is a huge market, especially on tv. These stories are done by the "health reporter:"
Week 1: "COFFEE WILL KILL YOU!!!"
Week 4" "COFFEE IS OK, BUT [insert random thing] WILL KILL YOU!!"
Week 7: "[insert random thing]" IS OK BUT [insert different random thing] WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
later, rinise, repeat for all eternity.
Posted by: shibumi at July 21, 2017 11:48 AM (aT+Bx)
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Some HVAC guys are getting $100 a lbs.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 21, 2017 11:48 AM (BEmdl)
It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place,
which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice.
Ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government.
Ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.
Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess?
Ye have no more religion than my horse. Gold is your God. Which of you have not bartered your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?
Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defiled this sacred place, and turned the Lord's temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices?
Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation. You were deputed here by the people to get grievances redressed, are yourselves become the greatest grievance.
Your country therefore calls upon me to cleanse this Augean stable, by putting a final period to your iniquitous proceedings in this House; and which by God's help, and the strength he has given me, I am now come to do.
I command ye therefore, upon the peril of your lives, to depart immediately out of this place.
Go, get you out! Make haste! Ye venal slaves be gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors.
In the name of God, go!
Cromwell's dismissal of the Rump Parliament, Palace of Westminster, 20 April 1653
at http://tinyurl.com/d6sk5o3
Posted by: Fox2! at July 21, 2017 11:48 AM (brIR5)
I took a geology class on ice ages and warming. Interesting and sure made me notice the visible evidence of glaciers in my area.
You have to look hard -- glaciers are super tricksy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 21, 2017 11:49 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy
There is more truth in porn and pro wrestling than SVU
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 11:49 AM (FZYNt)
"If you REALLY believe it, kill yourself."
Or at least stop buying ocean front property as Al Gore recently did in California.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 21, 2017 11:50 AM (o5Y8H)
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And by fictional tv bullshit, you mean "the news, both national and local" right?
Posted by: shibumi at July 21, 2017 11:50 AM (aT+Bx)
Progressives have successfully done rinse-repeat many times since.
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 21, 2017 11:50 AM (d3wbb)
That's what happens when you build on damned swamp land...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:51 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:34 AM (O2RFr)
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Superman
Posted by: Lex L. at July 21, 2017 11:42 AM (PNcou)
/golf clap
Posted by: Don Quixote, puts his long underwear on under his armor at July 21, 2017 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
Instead, let's let millions and millions of humans die horribly painful deaths in order to save a couple of fucking sky rats.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 21, 2017 11:47 AM (W1XyZ)
Yeah, but it is either billions suffering the certain fate of malaria, or the chick who wrote Silent Spring.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 11:51 AM (0mskG)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2017 11:52 AM (H5rtT)
That's what happens when you build on damned swamp land...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:51 AM (O2RFr)
Well.... they ARE right.... been to the Beach lately?.... lots and lots of really fat people... lying there... not moving....
If they don't move, THEY WILL DIE!!!!
Posted by: Don Quixote, puts his long underwear on under his armor at July 21, 2017 11:53 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: fly gal at July 21, 2017 11:53 AM (8TdcF)
Who met an early demise.... Karma?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:53 AM (O2RFr)
Fox Business reports that Sean Spicer resigns over Scaramucci appointment.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 11:53 AM (493sH)
Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2017 11:53 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Rex Tillerson at July 21, 2017 11:53 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 21, 2017 11:50 AM (o5Y8H)
Nah bruh. Malthusians are not advising real estate transactions. Not their business. He needs to choke to death on a massive bag of dicks. Goose. Gander. Bon appetite.
Posted by: Abiss at July 21, 2017 11:53 AM (L6Zpd)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 21, 2017 11:53 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 21, 2017 11:54 AM (+7/1f)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 21, 2017 11:54 AM (5WhUf)
the climate alarmist frauds probably hate Heller more than anyone.
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 21, 2017 11:54 AM (ILitO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 21, 2017 11:54 AM (ul9CR)
Seriously? What does he have against him?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:54 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:53 AM (O2RFr)
Well, she did cause the death of millions. I hope she has been able to have a long, productive talk with Stalin and Mao.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 11:54 AM (0mskG)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 11:55 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: shibumi at July 21, 2017 11:50 AM (aT+Bx)
That too, except they pretend to be nonfiction.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 11:55 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 21, 2017 11:55 AM (ILitO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 21, 2017 11:55 AM (ul9CR)
Fox Business reports that Sean Spicer resigns over Scaramucci appointment.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 11:53 AM (493sH)
It's Banksters all the way down now.
Posted by: Rex Tillerson at July 21, 2017 11:55 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2017 11:55 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: MSM at July 21, 2017 11:55 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:55 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 11:55 AM (FZYNt)
Given the media's level of competence, I imagine they'll still report his tweets as the real deal, and attribute them to the press secretary while they're at it.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 21, 2017 11:56 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:54 AM (O2RFr)
According to FBN who is quoting the NY Slimes, Spicer told Trump the Scaramucci appointment would be a major mistake.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 11:56 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 11:56 AM (aCVCX)
Posted by: fly gal at July 21, 2017 11:53 AM (8TdcF)
Yeah. Gilbert Grape ask for Three Hour with donkey, then try to get money back! NO REFUNDS! You pay for Three Hour with Donkey, You get Three Hour with Donkey! I no care he bleed from his assssssss all over carpet! Social Network Zombieland not bleed all over carpet! Why Catch Me If You Can bleed all over carpet? Stupid Yankee.
Posted by: That Thai Pimp at July 21, 2017 11:56 AM (XMDuf)
Scaramucci does the Fandango?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 21, 2017 11:55 AM (ul9CR)
Thunderbolts and Lightning.
Very, very frightening!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 11:56 AM (0mskG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 11:56 AM (PY9jH)
NYT? Then the opposite is true...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:57 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 11:58 AM (aCVCX)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 11:58 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH)
IIRC he predicted everything short of cannibalism.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 21, 2017 11:58 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Locke Common at July 21, 2017 11:58 AM (aRQlj)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 21, 2017 11:59 AM (B9t7n)
Posted by: IC at July 21, 2017 11:59 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Rhennigantx at July 21, 2017 11:59 AM (bmkS9)
I ought to download it and make some.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 21, 2017 11:59 AM (W1XyZ)
I'll miss him, kinda. Combative, feisty, right in their face.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2017 11:59 AM (H5rtT)
IIRC he predicted everything short of cannibalism.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 21, 2017 11:58 AM (+lVUW)
Soylent Green.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 11:59 AM (0mskG)
Once had an effeminate clerk try to get me to use the reusable bag. I refused nicely twice, the third time I ripped him with stats. Then reminded him that he asked.
Posted by: dagny at July 21, 2017 11:59 AM (wZuWv)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 11:49 AM (FZYNt)
I remember the Sam Waterston (sp?) character on the original L and O reel off as gospel truth a bunch of anti-firearm talking points that could have been written by fraudster Michael Bellesiles. It was infuriating to listen to.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 11:59 AM (OiLIO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH)
Ann Coulter.... because the media would HATE it...
Posted by: Don Quixote, puts his long underwear on under his armor at July 21, 2017 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 21, 2017 11:59 AM (B9t7n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 11:59 AM (0mskG)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 21, 2017 12:00 PM (B9t7n)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 21, 2017 12:00 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 21, 2017 12:00 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH)
She would be an excellent choice.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 12:00 PM (mcI77)
I'll miss him, kinda. Combative, feisty, right in their face.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Who would you dump from the Five?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 12:00 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: MSM at July 21, 2017 12:00 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2017 12:00 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 11:55 AM (FZYNt)
He'll just go with the new one. He was "real josh earnest" too
Posted by: dagny at July 21, 2017 12:01 PM (wZuWv)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 21, 2017 12:01 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 21, 2017 12:01 PM (ul9CR)
Very, very frightening!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 11:56 AM (0mskG)
---
i'm seeing them in concert next Sunday
Posted by: Buzzsaw0- at July 21, 2017 12:01 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: dagny at July 21, 2017 12:02 PM (wZuWv)
Posted by: Sean Spicer at July 21, 2017 12:02 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 21, 2017 12:02 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Guy with a pervy moustache at July 21, 2017 12:02 PM (8b+oT)
And Gorillapundit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 21, 2017 12:02 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Don Quixote, puts his long underwear on under his armor at July 21, 2017 12:02 PM (NgKpN)
Sooner or later, it will come.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 21, 2017 12:02 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH)
****
I agree. Laura has a reputation from those that have had to deal with her as being a difficult, arrogant person. High achieving women like her usually earn such a rap. It comes with the territory. If Trump can get along with Kelly Ann, he can manage Laura.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:02 PM (Rsi2C)
I'll miss him, kinda. Combative, feisty, right in their face.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
---
only if he wears short skirts
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: MSM
_________
OK, so there's one good thing about Scaramucci.
Posted by: Furious George at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (j+dfT)
UK woman has made false rape claims against 15 men. One of them served seven years.
http://dailym.ai/2tjGNMX
You really have to see the picture to appreciate this story.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Hmm. Ol' Jemma seems to be a rapist magnet.
Or an attention whore. One of those two.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (+lVUW)
Isn't that where all the Gen-X'ers are living, moms basement. It explains a lot.
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (YNPwP)
Milo Monday's.
Ingraham Tuesday's.
Coulter Wednesday's.
Rush Thursday's.
Wild Card Friday's.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (so+oy)
I don't know. Are there any other White House Press Secretaries on there?
Maybe Spicer has a cute puppy, too.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (6jaju)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (Rsi2C)
Don't forget that the rain forests were all going to be destroyed and that would end the planet too!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 12:04 PM (493sH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 21, 2017 11:54 AM (ul9CR)
During the Obama years, Sean Spicier was "Not Josh Ernst" then changed the name after Trump was elected. I think he'll still be around, but with a different name.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:04 PM (OiLIO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
Milo Monday's.
Ingraham Tuesday's.
Coulter Wednesday's.
Rush Thursday's.
Wild Card Friday's.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (72PAC)
Paul Joseph Watson every day.
Posted by: That Thai Pimp at July 21, 2017 12:04 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Acid Rain at July 21, 2017 12:05 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (so+oy)
Why? That twitter account has been more effective in getting word out that the Press Conferences have...
Posted by: Don Quixote, puts his long underwear on under his armor at July 21, 2017 12:05 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (Rsi2C)
No, it was originally a Twitter meme.
I am now in the process of beating it to death.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:05 PM (OiLIO)
Spicer quits as communications guy. Scaramucci to screw it up shortly.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 21, 2017 11:59 AM
He can do the Fandango.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 12:05 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: simplemind at July 21, 2017 12:05 PM (QgAnD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 21, 2017 12:06 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 21, 2017 12:06 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 12:06 PM (aCVCX)
Let The Gorilla Win And Your Arms Will Be Safe
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (6jaju)
Not.... a good plan....
Posted by: George Taylor, Astronaut at July 21, 2017 12:06 PM (NgKpN)
Looking at you, Apple LaserWriter.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 21, 2017 12:07 PM (kIxPI)
https://youtu.be/naE6GADgAKo
Posted by: A.I.D.S. at July 21, 2017 12:07 PM (u9OP6)
Unlike over population, global warming/cooling, etc
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 21, 2017 12:07 PM (hMwEB)
https://youtu.be/naE6GADgAKo
Posted by: A.I.D.S. at July 21, 2017 12:07 PM (u9OP6)
So, anybody remember SARS?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 12:08 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: McCool at July 21, 2017 12:08 PM (Izjjo)
I am now in the process of beating it to death.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:05 PM (OiLIO)
****
Ah. I see. You're doing a fine job of beating it to death.
And I don't do phrasing so nobody need bother pointing out my last sentence and the need for phrasing.
Congratulations, Muse! Nice work importing that meme here for our amusement
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:08 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 12:08 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 21, 2017 12:08 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 21, 2017 12:08 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 21, 2017 12:08 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Acid Rain at July 21, 2017 12:05 PM (hMwEB)
You're welcome to join me over here in Oblivion.
Posted by: The Coming Ice-Age Everyone Predicted in the 1970's at July 21, 2017 12:08 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: IC at July 21, 2017 12:08 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:03 PM (Rsi2C)
No, it was originally a Twitter meme.
I am now in the process of beating it to death.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:05 PM (OiLIO)
Meme? Beating? not funny... /smiff
Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 21, 2017 12:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Lester at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Don Quixote
..........
Yes.. true.. but it also has helped along a lot of the headaches and mess Trump finds himself in these days.. If he would just shut the fuck up, he would be a lot better off.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (so+oy)
==
you're gonna go blind doing that
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 21, 2017 12:08 PM (hMwEB)
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (XMDuf)
Look up the Medieval Warming Period as a relatively recent example.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 11:46 AM (0mRoj)
I said there is NO. SUCH. THING.
Posted by: Michael Mann at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (xjiRE)
=============
In a nutshell.
Posted by: simplemind at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (B69FA)
Too soon for the Federalist?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: IC at July 21, 2017 12:08 PM (a0IVu)
That was him. Maybe Trump wants to bring in some real ballbusters
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 12:10 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
He could do the Bane voice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 12:10 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: steevy at July 21, 2017 12:10 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Radon: The Silent Killer in our own homes!!! at July 21, 2017 12:10 PM (qJhUV)
Someone who tells me that we are at a point of no return says I am the science denier?
I have two words for them.
Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2017 12:10 PM (GaIDK)
Posted by: simplemind at July 21, 2017 12:11 PM (6hXtI)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (XMDuf)
****
Carpal Tunnels
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:11 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
The unknown press secretary
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 12:11 PM (493sH)
They'll say it was a media scare if you get them to admit anything happened at all.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
The Unknown Press Secretary.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (qJhUV)
But he was also optimistic about Iraq and Afghanistan
You know we have reached a tipping point
And probably thinks science is lieing about the earth being round
Just look how they were wrong way back then !
Posted by: Jared at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (XUC/v)
Look up the Medieval Warming Period as a relatively recent example.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 11:46 AM (0mRoj)
I said there is NO. SUCH. THING.
Posted by: Michael Mann at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (xjiRE)
Pfft. Like you're credible.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Don Quixote
..........
Yes.. true.. but it also has helped along a lot of the headaches and mess Trump finds himself in these days.. If he would just shut the fuck up, he would be a lot better off.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (so+oy)
That is your opinion, and you are entitled to it...
I'd rather see the press chasing Twitter comments... which make them look silly...
Eventually.... it will become so normal that no one will pay attention anymore...
So ... why.... stop...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
The Unknown Press Secretary.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (qJhUV)
And he can enter the room dancing to the Gong Show theme song.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (RwwCT)
Why aren't we doing phrasing anymore?
Posted by: simplemind at July 21, 2017 12:11 PM (6hXtI)
*****
YOU can do phrasing. I'm just not going to bother with it anymore. It's more fun that way.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:13 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 12:10 PM (493sH)
*gulp*
Posted by: J. Sessions at July 21, 2017 12:13 PM (mcI77)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3udbeh
Posted by: m at July 21, 2017 12:13 PM (LRfkc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
With "I am not famous anymore" written on it.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 21, 2017 12:13 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (KUaJL)
This one is top rate, Five Bananas!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 12:13 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
The unknown press secretary
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 12:11 PM (493sH)
Ace for press sec. With a paper bag over his head.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
The Unknown Press Secretary.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (qJhUV)
Amy Schumer in 5...4...3
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 12:13 PM (493sH)
Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2017 12:13 PM (GaIDK)
Posted by: simplemind at July 21, 2017 12:11 PM (6hXtI)
Because it prevents communication just like political correctness does.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 21, 2017 12:13 PM (rp9xB)
More to the point, it also turns out that plastic bags are biodegradable. No duh. There was a great deal of surprise a little while back that there was some bacteria capable of digesting them - without going all The Plastic Eaters, it is possible for a bacteria to do that.
Leaving, of course, what any fool seeing bags in a ditch could have told them, that plastic bags break down like a motherfucker in sunlight if they haven't been buried.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 21, 2017 12:14 PM (eXSOZ)
Why aren't we doing phrasing anymore?
Posted by: simplemind at July 21, 2017 12:11 PM (6hXtI)
*****
YOU can do phrasing. I'm just not going to bother with it anymore. It's more fun that way.
Posted by: L, Elle
I said it yesterday and I'll say it again.
I love our 'ettes. Especially as feisty as they are.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 12:14 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (so+oy)
I think that's just bullshit from the couch-fainting brigade.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
As long as they don't expect any morning briefings
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 21, 2017 12:14 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (RwwCT)
I want him to come riding in on a horse in full battle gear! Crusades, baby..let's go.
Posted by: IC at July 21, 2017 12:14 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:15 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Chris M at July 21, 2017 12:15 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Jorge Kuztanza at July 21, 2017 12:15 PM (q+HKl)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe
And he's in the bathtub
With the blues....
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 21, 2017 12:15 PM (RFeQD)
That is, if our Alar-infused apples didn't get us first.
Posted by: Rand Paul
I was raised on a small fruit farm. My dad handled what we used to call "spray dope" in the days before it was all regulated. My dad died one month away from 98. Most of my aunts and uncles who were farmers lived to their late eighties to nineties.
And people are throwing their money away on organic produce.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 21, 2017 12:15 PM (+lVUW)
JOEY BUTTAFUCCO!
Posted by: BignJames at July 21, 2017 11:40 AM (x9c8r)
I was thinking Lorena and John Wayne Bobbitt were in the same ballpark, time-wise, and they are...
However, they made the cut in June 1993. So we can't blame that on 1992.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 12:15 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 21, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
The Unknown Press Secretary.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (qJhUV)
"This is all well and good, Mr Press Secretary, but we wanted to hear you talk about the President's meeting with the PM, not about how you're having difficulty building Ikea furnature. Also, this meeting started at 11. We've been waiting here looking at a picture of a gorilla for like 3 hours before you showed up."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 21, 2017 12:15 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:05 PM
(At the next MoMee) "Why yes, I did know OregonMuse before he became GorillaPalms."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2017 12:16 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 21, 2017 12:13 PM (Enq6K)
He always wants to be the center of attention. I think he has the ghey.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 12:16 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2017 12:16 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 21, 2017 12:16 PM (RFeQD)
Too bad we don't have dope spray. The country has a large infestation of them.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe
Especially when he's screaming it from his 25k sq ft mansion or the steps of his Gulfstream.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 12:16 PM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (so+oy)
I think that's just bullshit from the couch-fainting brigade.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:14 PM (0mRoj)
/fistbump
Posted by: Don Q. at July 21, 2017 12:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 11:44 AM (0mRoj)
The good new is that this is the best of all possible worlds. The bad news is that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at July 21, 2017 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe
And he's in the bathtub
With the blues....
=============
You would be too if your Chakra's were as tense as mine.
Posted by: fat sweaty guy with a d minus average at divinity school at July 21, 2017 12:17 PM (X13Zr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 12:17 PM (IqV8l)
I love our 'ettes. Especially as feisty as they are.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 12:14 PM (W4LFA)
****
Thank you rickb223. I love our 'ettes too.
Btw, feisty is an adjective that has been used to describe me more than once. I consider it a compliment. Also, impossible, exhausting, a pistol, difficult, a bitch. All compliments given the right context.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:18 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 21, 2017 12:18 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at July 21, 2017 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
Damn that Voltaire!
*shakes fist*
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Max Power at July 21, 2017 12:18 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Reality Man at July 21, 2017 12:18 PM (Ch0fq)
Didn't the French and the Britannia do a 300 year war? Or, was that just a policy of "I fart in your general direction."
Posted by: Paladin at July 21, 2017 12:19 PM (YNPwP)
Posted by: dri at July 21, 2017 12:19 PM (I2psS)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 21, 2017 12:19 PM (W4LFA)
Didn't the French and the Britannia do a 300 year war? Or, was that just a policy of "I fart in your general direction."
Posted by: Paladin at July 21, 2017 12:19 PM (YNPwP)
Fetchez la vache.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:19 PM (0mRoj)
The White House press room some of the MFM are standing on chairs and some are huddled around the door waiting for someone to come out. I hope no one does and just leaves them standing there all day
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 12:19 PM (493sH)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 12:19 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 21, 2017 12:20 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (so+oy)
Shutting up didn't work out so well for Dubya, did it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2017 12:20 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Cell phone radiation at July 21, 2017 12:20 PM (q+HKl)
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Relax pal. Some people here call that marriage.
Posted by: fat sweaty guy with a d minus average at divinity school at July 21, 2017 12:20 PM (fHWbx)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 11:38 AM (TOk1P)
My daughter was born in 1992, thus salvaging everything.
Posted by: troyriser at July 21, 2017 12:20 PM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: Jared at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (XUC/v)
Parody or real moby.
You decide.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 12:19 PM (TOk1P)
It's the same guy as "Your Son", so he's been at it for a couple of weeks now.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 12:20 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 12:21 PM (aCVCX)
Posted by: Jared at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (XUC/v)
Parody or real moby.
You decide.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 12:19 PM (TOk1P)
Hector/Average Joe, who delights in oral sodomy.
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at July 21, 2017 12:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2017 12:16 PM
***
You rat! Snitch! Narc!
You know what snitches get, right?
I thought that was our little secret!
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:21 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 12:16 PM (mcI77)
I dunno about the ghey....but definitely the fuckin' jerk.
He's talked more than Cavuto...and it's Cavuto's show.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 21, 2017 12:21 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Lead Plumbing at July 21, 2017 12:21 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 12:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Things Rush Said at July 21, 2017 12:22 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 21, 2017 12:12 PM (KUaJL)
Hmmm... Interesting. I had just been thinking that GP was getting too wordy and needed to shorten it up. Brevity is the soul of wit and all that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:22 PM (OiLIO)
http://tinyurl.com/y9y6q9yb
Via Instapundit
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 12:22 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 12:21 PM (IqV8l)
Only if it's a blood diamond.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:22 PM (0mRoj)
Thanks for reminding us about RR
Posted by: Jared at July 21, 2017 12:22 PM (XUC/v)
Mr. Acosta, do you have a question to ask with your dick-shaped mouth? How about this dainty doily over here?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 21, 2017 12:22 PM (ul9CR)
2017: "We need to solve the obesity epidemic!"
Posted by: RKae at July 21, 2017 12:23 PM (NQNOa)
The Hundred Years' War. Which was longer than 100 years.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2017 12:23 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:22 PM (OiLIO)
Can't speak for everyone, but I'd get a kick out of expanding a post and seeing 1500 words posted by Gorillapundit one morning.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 21, 2017 12:23 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Things liberals say at July 21, 2017 12:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2017 12:23 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Zika at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 12:21 PM (IqV8l)
More to the point, would you let your children be watched by him?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Quench Your Fury with an I Scream Treat from the Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (hLRSq)
Now in our fifties and sixties, we seem to have suffered no discernible harm.
Africans in jungles, on the other hand...
Posted by: Sal at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (hA4a+)
But they were filled with crack and AIDS.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (aCVCX)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 11:38 AM (TOk1P)
My daughter was born in 1992, thus salvaging everything.
Posted by: troyriser at July 21, 2017 12:20 PM (Fw5cQ)
I'm going to allow it.
However, as a general rule, we should probably discard births, wedding, and funerals from all consideration, mainly because they are too personal.
(Full disclosure: I was married in '92).
On a global scale though, '92 sux.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (TOk1P)
The Hundred Years' War. Which was longer than 100 years.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2017 12:23 PM (X6fMO)
Lots of lengthy hiatuses though, so it probably FELT like 300 years.
Posted by: joncelli, Ray of Freakin' Sunshine at July 21, 2017 12:25 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
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Well, I'm not interested in what he thinks of the new "Planet of the Apes" flick. His review is going to be pretty damned skewed.
...And I'm not gonna see another of those "Apes" movies until they start wearing the mod vinyl costumes!
Posted by: RKae at July 21, 2017 12:25 PM (NQNOa)
I can imagine gorilla pundit in Tarzan voice or in high class English accent. Both work for me.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 12:25 PM (JJev6)
Posted by: Things liberals say at July 21, 2017 12:23 PM (IqV8l)
He gave AIDS to the gays!
And crack to the blacks!
He's history's greatest monster!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2017 12:25 PM (X6fMO)
Now in our fifties and sixties, we seem to have suffered no discernible harm.
Africans in jungles, on the other hand...
Posted by: Sal at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (hA4a+)
African children? They're barely even human. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Rachel Carson at July 21, 2017 12:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zombie Tricky Dick at July 21, 2017 12:26 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2017 12:23 PM (H5rtT)
****
May I ask what the particular phrase was that you can't get out of your head? You're referring to a past one of mine, right?
Btw. I have always liked your nic. What or whom does it refer to? I think I knew the answer once but subsequently forgot it.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:26 PM (Rsi2C)
It wasn't targeting computers, it was targeting millennials.
Hence why they are all now mindless automaton liberal zombies.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 21, 2017 12:26 PM (72PAC)
Parody or real moby.
You decide.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 12:19 PM (TOk1P)
It's the same guy as "Your Son", so he's been at it for a couple of weeks now.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 21, 2017 12:20 PM (XMDuf)
Got it. When it's not election season, I just kinda sorta stop paying attention to the single name fellas. So I lose track.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 12:26 PM (TOk1P)
...And I'm not gonna see another of those "Apes" movies until they start wearing the mod vinyl costumes!
Posted by: RKae at July 21, 2017 12:25 PM (NQNOa)
It's cultural appropriation, I tell you! They need to give those jobs to real simians, not Andy Serkis in CGI. Just more attempts to humanwash traditional ape stories. Disgusting.
Posted by: gorillapundit at July 21, 2017 12:26 PM (KUaJL)
Now in our fifties and sixties, we seem to have suffered no discernible harm.
Africans in jungles, on the other hand...
Posted by: Sal at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (hA4a+)
...are dying from malaria because DDT has been outlawed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:26 PM (OiLIO)
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (aCVCX)
*muffled, accented voice*
You can choose to continue to be a worthless piece of festering garbage, or you can try to stop stuffing your face with cupcakes and try some of these Ketogenic egg muffins.
The choice ... is yours...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 12:27 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: Things liberals say at July 21, 2017 12:23 PM (IqV8l)
He gave AIDS to the gays!
And crack to the blacks!
He's history's greatest monster!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2017 12:25 PM (X6fMO)
I was a gay black air traffic controller, hooked on crack...
Posted by: Roscoe at July 21, 2017 12:28 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Tuna at July 21, 2017 12:28 PM (Phln5)
When we were small, living on the coast, the DDT from the spray truck had barely settled before Mom let us outside again.
Now in our fifties and sixties, we seem to have suffered no discernible harm.
Africans in jungles, on the other hand...
Posted by: Sal at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (hA4a+)
We chased those trucks as kids.....no harm done.
*SHUT.UP*
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 21, 2017 12:28 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 12:28 PM (uzJKG)
Posted by: Cyclamates at July 21, 2017 12:28 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (aCVCX)
*muffled, accented voice*
You can choose to continue to be a worthless piece of festering garbage, or you can try to stop stuffing your face with cupcakes and try some of these Ketogenic egg muffins.
The choice ... is yours...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 12:27 PM (0mskG)
All members of the press corps will be required to engage in intermittent fasting, and will be urine-tested for ketosis before being allowed in the room.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:28 PM (0mRoj)
Hence your antipathy to that year.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:27 PM (0mRoj)
No, not at all!
My marriage ended, the hard way.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 12:29 PM (TOk1P)
so good
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 21, 2017 12:29 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Tuna at July 21, 2017 12:28 PM (Phln5)
As do we all.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:29 PM (OiLIO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (aCVCX)
I think we should call them the press 'corpse' from now on. Former President Obama would want it that way.
Posted by: troyriser at July 21, 2017 12:29 PM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 21, 2017 12:29 PM (nFwvY)
Hence your antipathy to that year.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:27 PM (0mRoj)
No, not at all!
My marriage ended, the hard way.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 12:29 PM (TOk1P)
Oh shit. Sorry about the snark then.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:29 PM (0mRoj)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ya43atv8
Or read Section Five of James P. Hogan's book Kicking the Sacred Cow.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yaodhvp7
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 12:30 PM (An780)
Posted by: gorillapundit
----
Maybe they need to employ those crazy kids who think they're animals. What are they called? "Therians"? It's hard to keep up with all the crazy.
Posted by: RKae at July 21, 2017 12:30 PM (NQNOa)
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Relax pal. Some people here call that marriage.
Posted by: fat sweaty guy with a d minus average at divinity school at July 21, 2017 12:20 PM (fHWbx)
Which is why some of us are.... divorced... HAPPILY Divorced...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 21, 2017 12:30 PM (NgKpN)
It's just hysterical watching the MFM crowding as close to the door of the press room as possible.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 12:30 PM (493sH)
=====
Hence your antipathy to that year.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:27 PM
***
Or his affinity amd affection for that year.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:30 PM (Rsi2C)
"I can imagine gorilla pundit in Tarzan voice or in high class English accent. Both work for me."
Tony Soprano
Posted by: Tuna at July 21, 2017 12:30 PM (Phln5)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:26 PM (OiLIO)
I could only do so much.
Posted by: Jake Roberts at July 21, 2017 12:30 PM (uzJKG)
Posted by: The Clinton Crime Syndicate at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Don Q. at July 21, 2017 12:30 PM (NgKpN)
I'm impoverished but I have peace.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (0mRoj)
Go and hit people up with graphs and charts. I, on the other hand will say "Al Gore owns a mansion 1000 ft from the Pacific Ocean." We will see who converts more people.
I don't regret taking the science approach. I learned about geology and even astronomy along the way. I lived up to liberals fake ideals. I just find that people appreciate brevity for their own sake.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (rnAwa)
so good
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 21, 2017 12:29 PM (hMwEB)
You do have to admit, the LCHF is probably the easiest diet:
Is this thing good for me? Yes.
Can I add Bacon and Ranch dressing to it? Better!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (vfqIr)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 12:30 PM (493sH)
I know, right? WTF are they gonna do all smashed together at the doorway? Seriously, sit yer asses down.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (Enq6K)
It's just hysterical watching the MFM crowding as close to the door of the press room as possible.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 12:30 PM (493sH)
They are children.
Dangerous, dangerous children.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (aCVCX)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (dljSp)
My marriage ended, the hard way.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 12:29 PM
****
I stand corrected.
Maybe it was a year of liberation for you then
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 12:24 PM (aCVCX)
*muffled, accented voice*
You can choose to continue to be a worthless piece of festering garbage, or you can try to stop stuffing your face with cupcakes and try some of these Ketogenic egg muffins.
The choice ... is yours...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 12:27 PM (0mskG)
All members of the press corps will be required to engage in intermittent fasting, and will be urine-tested for ketosis before being allowed in the room.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:28 PM (0mRoj)
And the 20 minute long Movie Reviews... would be Epic!
Posted by: Don Q. at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2017 12:32 PM (X6fMO)
Hence your antipathy to that year.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:27 PM (0mRoj)
No, not at all!
My marriage ended, the hard way.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 12:29 PM (TOk1P)
Oh shit. Sorry about the snark then.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:29 PM (0mRoj)
No need, I am a reasonably well-adjusted, and strikingly handsome widower. It's been many years. So I'm rather fond of saying, unlike most people, I successfully fulfilled all clauses of our vows.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 12:32 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 12:32 PM (aCVCX)
"Gorilla Pundit"
"Gorillapundit"
or
"GorillaPundit?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2017 12:32 PM (X6fMO)
The last one.
Posted by: Gorilla's Secretary at July 21, 2017 12:33 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2017 12:33 PM (dljSp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 12:33 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Gorilla Pundit at July 21, 2017 12:33 PM (tu5OU)
DDT, peak oil, globul warming, climate change, climate chaos. All man
made.
Nuclear winter used to be a thing, too, before we supplied Iran and North Korea with whatever support they needed.
Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2017 12:33 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (iVOAv)
****
Yeah, has anyone seen it? I'm going to see it this weekend.
Reviews have been good,but it makes me leary when critics love it.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:34 PM (Rsi2C)
Thanks Anna, those might be good book thread material.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:34 PM (OiLIO)
Posted by: Don Q. at July 21, 2017 12:30 PM (NgKpN)
I'm impoverished but I have peace.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (0mRoj)
Lets just say, I was an early adopter...
Was only married for 3 years... and was Enlisted Navy at the time, so didn't have squat...
Hell, I even ended up with custody of the kids...
Women keep asking me why, 23 years later, I never remarried.... I just.... smile...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 21, 2017 12:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2017 12:33 PM (dljSp)
Hey, that's our schtick!
Posted by: Buzzfeed at July 21, 2017 12:34 PM (AURKQ)
I would love to see Spicer walk out right now and say - Gotcha. I just wanted to see you assholes hyperventilating over this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 12:34 PM (493sH)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 21, 2017 12:35 PM (hMwEB)
Anybody see Dunkirk? Spouse and son are going. I'm wondering if' it's
good )I know the reviews were good) and no I don't care if there are no
women and people of color in it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (iVOAv)
****
Yeah, has anyone seen it? I'm going to see it this weekend.
Reviews have been good,but it makes me leary when critics love it.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:34 PM (Rsi2C)
I seem to remember someone here yesterday posted they saw it. Their review was 'meh'. For what it's worth...
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 21, 2017 12:35 PM (Enq6K)
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It still stuns me that there was a time when Dixie Lee Ray could get elected governor of Washington!
And she was a Democrat!
Posted by: RKae at July 21, 2017 12:35 PM (NQNOa)
How can we tell that from a Bill Wynn comment?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 12:35 PM (tu5OU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 12:33 PM (iVOAv)
Ever drink alcohol ? Know a couple people that swear by a glass or two of wine before bed.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 12:35 PM (uzJKG)
"Gorilla Pundit"
"Gorillapundit"
or
"GorillaPundit?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 21, 2017 12:32 PM (X6fMO)
The last one.
Posted by: Gorilla's Secretary at July 21, 2017 12:33 PM (72PAC)
I'm trying to standardize it.
It should be "GorillaPundit".
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:35 PM (OiLIO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (iVOAv)
Christopher Nolan is an excellent director, so I am betting it's gonna be very good.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 21, 2017 12:36 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2017 12:36 PM (dljSp)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 12:36 PM (tu5OU)
Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2017 12:36 PM (6mJ8T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 12:37 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 21, 2017 12:35 PM (hMwEB)
Congrats!!!!
Posted by: Don Q. at July 21, 2017 12:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 12:37 PM (vfqIr)
Did you notice I just knighted you with a new nickname? It's not the best. I'll work on it.!
Speaking of Tammies,does anyone know when Tammy-Al Thor is coming back from gay Paris? I need her
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:37 PM (Rsi2C)
We used to have a regular named Miss Marple. We wuz pals. She crossed the streams with the boss one day, over whether it was OK to put up silly posts during troubled times, and poof she was gone. There was a brief, enraged and then hilarious, campaign to bring back Miss Marple.
In the ouevre, old bat Miss Marple had a boyfriend, Stringer Davis.
Kind of a Watson to her strident Holmes. And so I assumed it.
IRL the actors who portrayed those two were as ghey as you can get, each to his own gender, still had a touching personal relationship, and yet their adopted child was an early operative trans and involved in the deathly scandal that ended up in "Midnight In The Garden." I tried not to assume that part.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2017 12:37 PM (H5rtT)
Yeah, has anyone seen it? I'm going to see it this weekend.
Reviews have been good,but it makes me leary when critics love it.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:34 PM (Rsi2C)
I seem to remember someone here yesterday posted they saw it. Their review was 'meh'. For what it's worth...
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 21, 2017 12:35 PM (Enq6K)
It's not just the critical ratings. Rotten tomatoes has it at 97%.
Which doesn't mean that people rated it on average a 97%, mind you, but just that 97% of people thought it was on good on average.
Posted by: gorillapundit at July 21, 2017 12:37 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Dark Knight Rises at July 21, 2017 12:37 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Marcus T
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In some cases because they were very, very happy and were then widowed?
I know that my marriage is grand, and going on 27 years.
Posted by: RKae at July 21, 2017 12:38 PM (NQNOa)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 21, 2017 12:36 PM (dljSp)
Man? or Woman?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 21, 2017 12:38 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 12:38 PM (xAvrH)
best friend was pretty and sexy. He did not see the trap and answered in the affirmative.
Instant Ice Age.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 21, 2017 12:38 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at July 21, 2017 12:39 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2017 12:39 PM (6mJ8T)
Posted by: joe mack at July 21, 2017 12:39 PM (0d6wl)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:39 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (0mRoj)
I feel sorry for you divorced guys. Mrs. Muse and I have been married for 30+ years and we love each other more than we ever did.
I hope you find happiness, or at least, peace.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:39 PM (OiLIO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 12:40 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
And in your reusable water bottle, which is why you can't have single use water vessels.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 21, 2017 12:41 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 21, 2017 12:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 12:41 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at July 21, 2017 12:35 PM (hMwEB)
Congrats, VM!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 21, 2017 12:42 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2017 12:42 PM (ziyUi)
Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2017 12:43 PM (ZcAbN)
Dunkirk is a great true story of the English people pulling together in the face of disaster, so you'd think the critics would hate it
But it's a story of military disaster so lots of panicked and dying soldiers which plugs into the whole dying for nothing view of the Left. So that may account for some reviews
But Nolan is a great and very ambitious director so it may just be a damn good movie.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 21, 2017 12:45 PM (ef4/S)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2017 12:45 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 21, 2017 12:46 PM (ul9CR)
It should be "GorillaPundit".
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 12:35 PM
Given this is The Horde, what's the over/under on success?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2017 12:47 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 21, 2017 12:48 PM (ul9CR)
Other than that, everybody says it's the best stereo Cinerama ever.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2017 12:48 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 12:40 PM (iVOAv)
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Interesting. As a guy, I always thought that my sense of humor was my most attractive feature -- and the one my wife appreciates most.
Never really thought about it until now, but it seems that men generally are funnier than women. Probably a good thing and a good reason for that, but I am generally VERY attracted to those women who do make me laugh.
Posted by: ShainS at July 21, 2017 12:48 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 21, 2017 12:50 PM (H5rtT)
Section Five starts with a very thought provoking statement header: Garbage In, Gospel Out: Computer Games and Global Warming.
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Another banned due to thought crimes book on something that became a political weapon for the Left is The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS: How a Tragedy Has Been Distorted by the Media and Partisan Politics by Michael Fumento.
Notes Denis Altman,
Once a disease becomes "fashionable," it generates its own establishment and vested interests. Aided by politicians, lobbyists and the media, the money and attention focused on AIDS in the United States since mid-1983 have ensured the development of an AIDS industry, involving researchers, doctors, therapists, social workers, and administrators, who have taken control of the definition and management of the disease.
pg 322.
Now replace the word AIDS with Global Warming.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 12:52 PM (An780)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 12:31 PM (iVOAv)
****
Yeah, has anyone seen it? I'm going to see it this weekend.
Reviews have been good,but it makes me leary when critics love it.
Posted by: L, Elle
Mrs IMG and I saw it last night. Overall, meh. She did not like the soundtrack. 75% "impending doom mood music". Editing in the beginning of the film was a bit confusing.
The film doesn't give you a good picture of the context leading up to the operation. You don't have a sense of the scale of it (800+ ships used, couple hundred sunk, over 100 aircraft on each side shot down). If you already know the history, that's not so big a deal. But I think most in the theater with me did not.
To be fair, this film is seen through the experiences of a few characters/groups of characters and is not a overview of the entire operation.
Not the best war movie ever.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 21, 2017 12:53 PM (di1hb)
Apparently my husband think I'm funny too. He is just less moody than i am. I have male friend who is married and he says that his wife keeps him focused on prorities butis not intense-which is a good thing, because he is!. Also, people can groan and roll their eye now ;^) but we have become even closer since we pray together every morning. That's because. I think a part of the prayer is where i say the things I respect and love about him and am grateful to God for.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 12:55 PM (iVOAv)
Well apparently women rate as a very positive feature a man who can make them laugh-so good for you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 12:57 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: naturalfake
Preventive measure: bring earplugs. It is Loud! The music, I mean, overwhelms the artillary. Forget trying to hear the dialog, its all in mumbled dialect. Needs captions.
Posted by: reviwer of movies at July 21, 2017 01:03 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Tuna at July 21, 2017 01:04 PM (Phln5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 01:05 PM (An780)
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This was like, WWI, right?
Posted by: A Millenial at July 21, 2017 01:08 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
And in your reusable water bottle, which is why you can't have single use water vessels.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 21, 2017 12:41 PM
I wash the bags and the reusable bottle (top is dishwasher safe, so how hard is that anyway?) same with the coffee cup at work. I rinse it out and weekly I use dish soap,
It's like people have no common sense. Or maybe they're related to the guy who didn't wash his gym clothes until he got BOILS.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - public menace at July 21, 2017 01:12 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Socratease at July 21, 2017 01:17 PM (FqHs5)
Posted by: ShainS
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Possibly John Kilgood schooling Arthur,
[bitch slaps Arthur]
"You spoiled little bastard"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 01:23 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 21, 2017 01:29 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 21, 2017 01:30 PM (398bZ)
It never existed.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 21, 2017 01:33 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 21, 2017 12:09 PM (so+oy)
I think that's just bullshit from the couch-fainting brigade.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 21, 2017 12:14 PM (0mRoj)
/fistbump
Posted by: Don Q. at July 21, 2017 12:16 PM (NgKpN)
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//double fistbump
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 21, 2017 01:52 PM (lwKRt)
Posted by: But There Is No Conspiracy at July 21, 2017 02:10 PM (EATOD)
When outside, if you find it a bit disturbing to breath, it's not the heat, it's not the humidity, it's the ozone.
Posted by: Corona at July 21, 2017 02:11 PM (PsMRi)
https://tinyurl.com/y72ralbh
Then check NASA annual ozone hole stats since 1979
https://tinyurl.com/jpeafpb
Gore is proof that ol' PT Barnum was right about 'suckers' and 'minutes'
Posted by: Gore - fake news at July 21, 2017 03:37 PM (cuot+)
Posted by: Johnny at July 21, 2017 04:19 PM (kNUl5)
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