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Al Gore, When Asked If We've Hit a Point of No Return Like He Previously Predicted We Would: Well, In Some Ways. But the Paris Accords Changed So Much!

God's gonna take me home unless you donate $100,000 to my ministry.

Wait -- we're at $90,000. God now says you have a two week extension to donate, and if you donate now, He'll give you Heavenly Oven Mitts, free of charge. (Shipping costs extra.)


Back with a sequel to An Inconvenient Truth, former Vice President Al Gore reflected on his 2006 prediction that “the world would reach a point of no return within 10 years” if “drastic measures” were not taken to combat climate change.

Gore was asked why he made that prediction in the first film and if he has another prediction to make about climate change now 11 years later.

“First of all, we’ve seen a lot of progress since the first movie came out. We have the Paris agreement now. The cost of renewable energy has come down so quickly that people are switching over. Unfortunately, some levels of the Earth system have crossed a point of no return,” Gore said during an interview with PJM on the green carpet of the An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power screening Wednesday evening at the Newseum.

Video of a fat man sweating at the link.

Oh by the way: Science-denying transexual advocate Bill Nye says the only way now to save the earth is to hope for old people to die.

I assume he doesn't mean himself or Al Gore, who are old. And also, unattractive.

Just pointing that out.

"Climate change deniers, by way of example, are older. It's generational," Nye told the Los Angeles Times. Nye said that he is calling them out with "due respect," acknowledging that he is "now one of them."

"We're just going to have to wait for those people to 'age out,' as they say," Nye went on, adding that "age out" is a euphemism for "die." "But it'll happen, I guarantee you — that'll happen."

By the way -- remember that cringepocalypse "song" and "dance" number Bill Nye had on his show, celebrating transexualism and deviant sex of all varieties?

On a show that seems primarily interested in propagandizing to children? (Both of the "real children" type and Adult Baby Monster type?)

It was "sung" by Rachel Bloom, a "comedienne" chiefly famous for having big jugs, singing stupid children's songs about want to have nerd sex, and not being so attractive that nerds think they couldn't maybe have a shot with her.

“Sexuality’s a spectrum, everyone is on it. Even you might like it if you sit up on it,” Bloom sings on stage as Nye can be seen off-stage dancing. “Drag king, drag queen just do what feels right.”

Yeah -- he got an Emmy nomination for that shit.

Trust your betters.

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Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2017 05:53 PM (yL25O)

2 The movie trailer is over the top!

Also, he should pay Trump for being his perfect villain.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 05:55 PM (NOIQH)

3 Some levels of the Earth System needs to be a meme.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2017 05:55 PM (yL25O)

4 Bill Nye might be teh ghey.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 20, 2017 05:55 PM (398bZ)

5 Nye might be a pedo.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 05:56 PM (plBbK)

6 Is it me, or does all this genocide talk seem to be coordinated?

Some feminist suggested fewer kids a few weeks ago, now NPR has made teh same recommendation, and Bill Nye wants nana and poppy to just die off a;ready - for the sake of the grandkids --er, grandkid, singular.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 05:57 PM (NOIQH)

7 The Unenforceable Paris Accord that does not limit the bigger's polluters ( read that as China and others) is changing it all? LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 05:57 PM (SjImc)

8 Don't kill the job. Right, MBP?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2017 05:57 PM (qJhUV)

9 Measurable results are just a tool of greedy ignorant racist corporations.

It's the good intentions that matter, knuckledraggers! Now pay up!

Posted by: weew at July 20, 2017 05:57 PM (6EH85)

10 I post the Nye thing on my FB page and said "You First"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 05:57 PM (SjImc)

11 AlGore is the special report in this month's "Hemispheres" mag

That's United's inflight mag.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 05:57 PM (MINbv)

12 ManBearPig: If they're stupid enough to buy it once, they're stupid enough to buy it twice.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 05:58 PM (Nwg0u)

13 Whitey must age out. Everyone else is exempt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2017 05:59 PM (IqV8l)

14 first, o.j. now this penis sipper? this is really a shitty day. two rectal fissures best forgotten.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 05:59 PM (KP5rU)

15 OT. Valerian's tomatometer went from 80something down to 57% since I first noticed it. Looks like... a stinker.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 05:59 PM (plBbK)

16 Drag king,

They can't even stick to the actual perversions but have to just make up whole new ones.

There are no such things as "drag kings". They're called "bull dykes".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 05:59 PM (rZ+mb)

17 Sexualitys a spectrum, everyone is on it. Even you might like it if you sit up on it
___

Here little goat....papa has something special for you!

Posted by: Some Jihadi at July 20, 2017 05:59 PM (aZq03)

18 Well, Bill Nye might be right. There are a lot of senior democrats who are approaching peak life expectancy.

True, Strom Thurmond lived to be 100, and still voted in the Senate when they wheeled him in on a hospital gurney to put his hand on the button, but that is an outlier. Was that the Obamacare bill? Can't remember.

Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 05:59 PM (m9X4Y)

19 BRB--releasing my second chakra.

Posted by: Manbearpig at July 20, 2017 05:59 PM (398bZ)

20 All the hip young kids are totally buying global warming! Don't you want to be like them?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 05:59 PM (Mouru)

21 The thing about that Bill Nye show song is this: Not only are the lyrics bad, but the tune is bad, Bloom's singing is weak (hard to believe this is her profession), and oh yeah, I've seen better choreography and dancing in a Moby/Spike Jonze music video.


Which means that...the Emmy is for the song's message.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 05:59 PM (NOIQH)

22 Is it me, or does all this genocide talk seem to be coordinated?

Some
feminist suggested fewer kids a few weeks ago, now NPR has made teh
same recommendation, and Bill Nye wants nana and poppy to just die off
a;ready - for the sake of the grandkids --er, grandkid, singular.


Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 05:57 PM (NOIQH)


Not coordinated. It's always been there, underneath the surface. Some lives are simply unworthy of life, according to the left. It's a natural growth of their philosophy that all are in service to the State.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2017 05:59 PM (fKWf6)

23 Didn't his wife dump him because he tried to get a handie from a massage therapist in a hotel room?

Posted by: weew at July 20, 2017 05:59 PM (6EH85)

24 Is it me, or does all this genocide talk seem to be coordinated?"

Pretty much, yeah - that is, it's coordinated. The media world is incredibly incestuous...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 06:00 PM (MINbv)

25 There are no such things as "drag kings". They're called "bull dykes".
***
I think this is more that it is ok for women to wear men's clothes. A woman really can't dress in drag even if wants to...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2017 06:00 PM (aZq03)

26 Strange new respect for Ed Begley Jr.

At least the man walks the talk.

Frell Bill and Al.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:00 PM (3OIiX)

27 Truth to Power

Yes, Gore, you're really challenging The Man. You have the more retarded parts of Europe, several stupid American states and even have some of the dumber eevil oil companies on board with your suicide pact, but you're the guy without power.

In conclusion, fuck off forever, you innumerate anti-science totalitarian.

Posted by: Gleichschaltung at July 20, 2017 06:00 PM (ytpCp)

28 11: true enough. we are not forced to read it. yet.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 06:01 PM (KP5rU)

29 11 AlGore is the special report in this month's "Hemispheres" mag

That's United's inflight mag.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 05:57 PM (MINbv)


If you fly Untied this month, make sure you grab the seat copy and trash it. Every copy you can.

Yeah, it's petty. But if it saves one mind?

Posted by: rd at July 20, 2017 06:01 PM (4dz1m)

30 When death by flame-thrower is implemented in Alextopia I'll be there for Al Gore - with a candle.

Posted by: DaveA at July 20, 2017 06:01 PM (FhXTo)

31 Nye might be a pedo.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 05:56 PM (plBbK)


You misspelled "must"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2017 06:01 PM (gwPgz)

32 weew, it was alleged, it looked like bullshit, but Tipper immediately took that excuse to bail out.

which tells me that Al had pulled that stunt (I know, phrasing) before.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 06:01 PM (plBbK)

33 God's gonna take me home unless you donate $100,000 to my ministry.

*burns checkbook*

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 06:02 PM (sdi6R)

34 My sex junk,
is so oh oh oh

Posted by: Rachel Bloom at July 20, 2017 06:02 PM (jhqr1)

35 What's sad to me is not that there's a con man going around spreading his lies and hysteria, but that so many people are so willing to believe him.

I love what the Old Testament says about prophets: if they give one wrong prediction, they're false, and they should die.

One.

Not "oh, they got it wrong but that can happen to anyone" not "well they can explain away why it didn't turn out how they prophecied." One and done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 06:02 PM (39g3+)

36 The other thing is old people emit more C02. True fact. Because of all the animal fat they eat. Never touch the stuff myself.

Posted by: Bill Nye at July 20, 2017 06:02 PM (QE8X6)

37 30 When death by flame-thrower is implemented in Alextopia I'll be there for Al Gore - with a candle.
Posted by: DaveA at July 20, 2017 06:01 PM (FhXTo)

Their anguished screams as they die in unspeakable torment will be as the sweetest music to my ears.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 06:02 PM (0mRoj)

38 20: read they are really into butt stuff too. i'll pass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 06:02 PM (KP5rU)

39 Oh by the way: Science-denying transexual advocate Bill Nye says the only way now to save the earth is to hope for old people to die.

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This is total bullshit! We fogeys have farted most of our methane but the youngsters have decades to go. Get Planned Parenthood on this!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 06:02 PM (Nwg0u)

40
Too late Nye and Gore... I've already indoctrinated my children and grandchildren into the firm belief that you two are charlatans who need to be tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail.

You gave it your best. But your best wasn't very good.

See ya. Wouldn't want to be ya.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 20, 2017 06:02 PM (EgwCt)

41 Manbearpig can go eat a bag o dicks.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 20, 2017 06:03 PM (zZWkn)

42 His carbon footprint is bigger in a yesr than my entire life, that he pays
Carbon tax or whatever is just elitism.
F him.

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2017 06:03 PM (9g/6M)

43 The UN global change whatever group report is big on this point of no return thing. We hit some number of ppm of CO2 in the air, and then, bang, we are all dead. Because there will be a temperature we hit that acidifies the oceans and kills all the sea life and once that happens, bang, zoom, its Just. Like. Venus.

Some, err, challenges to that narrative. 1 - it has been warmer than the temps that say represent a point of no return, and yet, we returned from it. 2 - the CO2 number that is supposed to be Earth = Venus is like 400 ppm. Do you know how many parts per million CO2 is in the Venusian atmosphere? 960,000. Which is somewhat more than 400.

And I'm the fucking science denier.





Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 06:03 PM (GuzcK)

44
The Unenforceable Paris Accord that does not limit the bigger's polluters ( read that as China and others) is changing it all? LMAO


Those countries would bethe part of the "earths system" which have reached the point of no return that he was talking about. H8er

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 06:04 PM (lKyWE)

45 Looks like someone on the left read Children of Men (the book not the crappy movie) and decided it was a great how-to manual.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2017 06:04 PM (aZq03)

46 If you fly Untied this month, make sure you grab the seat copy and trash it. Every copy you can.

Just don't get caught or you will beaten into a bloody pulp.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2017 06:04 PM (qJhUV)

47 >>Not coordinated. It's always been there, underneath the surface. Some lives are simply unworthy of life, according to the left.


True - just the mainstreaming of these ideas seems coordinated, I guess.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 06:04 PM (NOIQH)

48 Dammit, willowed myself again.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 20, 2017 06:04 PM (D2vc1)

49 Nye might be a pedo.

I knew a guy who lived near Nye in Seattle. He said Nye was a famously grouchy old fart. All the local service workers had stories. One frequent theme was Nye swearing in exasperation when little kids would try to get his attention for a picture or autograph.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 06:04 PM (jhqr1)

50 I posted this last thread but it's a better fit here.

To the Democrats, we're all just ingredients for Soylent Green.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 06:05 PM (Nwg0u)

51 The climate is changing. We are going to have an ice age.

Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2017 06:05 PM (BO/km)

52 41 Manbearpig can go eat a bag o dicks.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 20, 2017 06:03 PM (zZWkn)

---

Hooah!

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:06 PM (s5Kql)

53 I get Al Gore. I really do. When God speaks to you, you have to be passionate.

Posted by: William Miller at July 20, 2017 06:06 PM (QE8X6)

54 >>Looks like someone on the left read Children of Men (the book not the crappy movie) and decided it was a great how-to manual.


Hell, isn't that also what happens in Handmaid's Tale to prompt the enslavement of the few fertile women left?

The Left seems to conveniently leave out that part when hyperventilating about the coming Pence Theocracy.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 06:06 PM (NOIQH)

55 But in before Grump928 and the Scorpion!

Posted by: Country Boy at July 20, 2017 06:06 PM (D2vc1)

56 51 The climate is changing. We are going to have an ice age.
Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2017 06:05 PM (BO/km)

---

Well, that'll take care of those pesky CO2-emitting trees and stuff.

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:07 PM (s5Kql)

57 I call the point of no return the "Tipper point." Because I like a few swearwords in my workout songs!

Posted by: Al Gore at July 20, 2017 06:07 PM (QE8X6)

58 What's best about all of this is that these people are so unbearably cringey. They actually seem to believe they put out good stuff. It's equivalent to a late middle aged CHB trying to rap. Quality entertainment, but not for the reason they think it is.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 06:07 PM (fA1SL)

59 If Al Gore and Bill Nye had a kid they could call it Nye-Gore.

Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2017 06:08 PM (BO/km)

60 My bad, C02-needing trees.

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:08 PM (s5Kql)

61 The whole "well things didn't stay the same so we got a reprieve" is the point of skepticism about AGW hysteria.

Nothing ever stays the same. The planet is an ever-changing platform, the universe is constantly in flux. Technology grows and changes.

Ehrlich made the same idiot mistake in the late 60s: we're all going to starve! Yeah, assuming your calculations are accurate (they weren't) and nothing changes in technology, farming, or behavior. But that's ridiculous.

Only someone who is an idiot or unforgivably ignorant of history would think that progress and change stops suddenly when they make their predictions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 06:08 PM (39g3+)

62 Unfortunately this ability to deny reality is proof positive they can play the Russia Problem forever.

Eight years of RUSSIA,RUSSIA,RUSSIA.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2017 06:08 PM (q177U)

63 I thought we were going back to calling it "weather."

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:08 PM (EgOr3)

64 Just do what feel right?

June Lockhart, please report to the large tent in the center of the Yurts.

On deck, Barbara Feldon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 20, 2017 06:08 PM (hyuyC)

65 1. Go back in time
2. Kill the guy that invented oil
3. Can't get back to the present because there's no fossil fuel power plants.
4. Forced to live in log cabin with useless cell phone and no Twitter feed.
5. Kill self.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2017 06:08 PM (qJhUV)

66 Hello, Country Boy.

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:09 PM (s5Kql)

67 Black and white husky puppy says those bitches be cray-cray. Then he sniffed himself.

Dog has a point.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:09 PM (3OIiX)

68 lol Ace

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2017 06:10 PM (HgMAr)

69 Then he sniffed himself. "

If only AlGore could do that. We'd never hear from him again.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 06:10 PM (MINbv)

70 When the ice age gets here we are going to want to burn all the coal and oil we can just to stay warm. Everyone will have to sleep in the same bed just to stay warm.

Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2017 06:10 PM (BO/km)

71 Careful Al, the key to a good scam is to know when to pull the plug.

Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Bernie Madoff looking up from hell at July 20, 2017 06:12 PM (/tuJf)

72 Hey young lady.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 20, 2017 06:12 PM (D2vc1)

73 And lo, it came to pass, that our great green sandwich board messiah did see his own green apparition on the road to Damascus, and he did then drop to his knees in great awe! And a heavenly host of sustainable angels did cry out, "Gaia be praised!"

Posted by: Direwolf at July 20, 2017 06:12 PM (BmTFY)

74 Isn't it strange how all these completely separate liberal issues seem to work together toward the same goal?

Dump a bunch of criminals on the streets to help whitey "age out" ahead of schedule. Devalue life and encourage depravity to help "age out" old, tired ideas. Flood countries with immigrants to "age out" the percentage of red voters.

It's all about "aging out" the west.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2017 06:12 PM (q177U)

75 Video of a fat man sweating at the link.

O.J. squeezing one off in his cell?

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2017 06:12 PM (HgMAr)

76 Bill Nye sings!

The Bells of Hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you but not for me:
For me the angels sing-a-ling-a-ling,
They've got the goods for me.
Oh! Death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling?
Oh! Grave, thy victory?
The Bells of Hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For you but not for me.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 06:12 PM (Nwg0u)

77 every dog i have ever known was smarter than these two commie turds. bill nye and al gore. wtf? charlie manson getting deloused again?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 06:12 PM (KP5rU)

78 If we're going to create our Dr Strangelove caves of survivial with sci fi girls, I'm going with Anne Francis from Forbidden Planet first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 06:13 PM (39g3+)

79 >>>chiefly famous for having big jugs,

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 06:13 PM (MJ85z)

80 Bill Nye looks unhealthy. He may need to consider having his prostate checked by Gorilla Pundit, who isn't a scientist or an MD, but has a banana engineering degree.

Posted by: Fritz at July 20, 2017 06:13 PM (eLttb)

81 O/T, but holy shit.

THIS is a woman????

"We've talked about Joyelle "JD" Riley in Mansfield, Ohio, before, like last July and December. She told folks that she was a "highly decorated Marine" and she pretended to have the cancer in order to defraud folks. She was sentenced to 3 years probation and restitution to some of her victims."

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=73517

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:13 PM (s5Kql)

82 Heh that first line is from Oral Roberts, isn't it?

Perfect. And so true as applied to Al Bore.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2017 06:13 PM (4ErVI)

83 Oprah had the same thing: all those old whiteys need to die so racism goes away. Yeah, because its old white people who are the racists, Oprah...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 06:13 PM (39g3+)

84 The climate is changing. We are going to have an ice age.

Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2017 06:05 PM (BO/km)
..........

Warm good. Cold bad. Ugh.

Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at July 20, 2017 06:14 PM (HgMAr)

85
When the ice age gets here we are going to want to burn all the coal and oil we can just to stay warm. Everyone will have to sleep in the same bed just to stay warm.
Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2017 06:10 PM


Four Dog Night

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2017 06:14 PM (IqV8l)

86 Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:13 PM (s5Kql)

That's gotta be the wrong picture!

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:15 PM (EgOr3)

87 Boy, reporting really going downhill this afternoon.

Nye may be a flaming bag of dog shit, but referring to Max Planck's dictum that "science advances one funeral at a time," however clumsily or however in support of bad hypotheses over good... it's still not genocide.

Mind you, I think he's previously called for aggressive population control, which is a lot closer to that.

Gore is just a flaming bag of greedy, grafting dog shit.

Earth goes through various cycles, and neither of these pigshit celebrities have the vaguest idea how all that shit works.

OMG CO2! It was almost low enough centuries ago to kill off plant life. We are actually *in* a carbon-death end cycle for life on Earth (though it's *really* slow) and, barring other inputs, all the carbon will effectively be sequestered and inaccessible.

That "other input" is burning stores of carbon. We *may* have actually saved life on Earth accidentally.

CO2 gets too low, plants die, animals die, CO2 goes up, plants live, animals live, CO2 goes down, plants die... but the thing is, over hundreds of millions of years, the CO2 peaks have gone from 9000+ ppm to 300 ppm, and under about 150 you have massive plant die-offs.

If that process continued without some change, you'd eventually have sequestered carbon and fossils and not much else.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 06:15 PM (wB8Tg)

88 'Warm good. Cold bad. Ugh'

Note that I did not say WHEN we are going to have an ice age. I like to be 100 percent correct with MY predictions.

Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2017 06:15 PM (BO/km)

89 I'm super cereal you guys!

Posted by: Al Gore at July 20, 2017 06:16 PM (Zd2ZF)

90 Helluva high and tight for a chick, Peaches.

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:16 PM (s5Kql)

91

(WASHINGTON) — Police have received reports that two of the Burundi teenagers missing after an international robotics competition were seen crossing the border into Canada.

There was no official indication Thursday that any of the teens were trying to avoid returning to their homes in Africa, but a leader in the Burundian community in the U.S. suggested that they may be intending to seek asylum. Immigration attorneys said an asylum application could take years to sort out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2017 06:16 PM (IqV8l)

92 Just remember, Al Gore used to be portrayed as a SMART politician. That's the curve we're grading on.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 06:17 PM (MJ85z)

93 81. SMFH
I would say transitioning woman

Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 20, 2017 06:17 PM (N3JsI)

94 90
Helluva high and tight for a chick, Peaches.

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:16 PM (s5Kql)
Makes Bruce Jenner look like an old-school playboy centerfold. Yeesh!

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:17 PM (EgOr3)

95 83: yeah, oprah always spoke truth to power. or was it power to truth? could never tell, her mouth was always full. just like her flaming, shit filled, diaper.

heres a free car, dumbasses.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 06:17 PM (KP5rU)

96 LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:18 PM (s5Kql)

97 "Four Dog Night"

You'll wake up fuzzy but warm.

Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2017 06:18 PM (BO/km)

98
If we're going to create our Dr Strangelove caves of survivial with sci fi girls, I'm going with Anne Francis from Forbidden Planet first.


Raquel Welch One Million Years BC

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 06:18 PM (lKyWE)

99 "Some of the models suggest that there is a 75 percent chance that the
entire north polar ice cap, during some of the summer months, could be
completely ice-free within the next five to seven years." -- Algor, 2008

Womp, womp.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 20, 2017 06:19 PM (ujwCG)

100 THIS is a woman????

"We've talked about Joyelle "JD" Riley in Mansfield, Ohio, before, like last July and December. She told folks that she was a "highly decorated Marine" and she pretended to have the cancer in order to defraud folks. She was sentenced to 3 years probation and restitution to some of her victims."

-
He musta had one smooth line.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 06:19 PM (Nwg0u)

101 My second chakra has gone past the point of no return and now I need a change of shorts.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 20, 2017 06:19 PM (TDJsa)

102 The Burundi robotics team? Not seeing it. I could see the Burundi goat skinning team or Burundi mud hut building team. But not the Burundi robotics team.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)

103 Has anyone noticed that they come out with their books and make their dire predictions during the hottest time of the year?

Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 06:21 PM (Fmupd)

104 >>There was no official indication Thursday that any of the teens were trying to avoid returning to their homes in Africa, but a leader in the Burundian community in the U.S. suggested that they may be intending to seek asylum.

I'm no detective but I'm pretty sure the official indication is when they left the event in the US and snuck over the border into Canada.

Posted by: Bernie Madoff looking up from hell at July 20, 2017 06:21 PM (/tuJf)

105 Bill Nye's new show has mostly one and zero star reviews, even from people claiming to be liberal. Which indicates the Emmys are worth about as much as a Nobel Peace Prize these days, as both are purely politically motivated.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at July 20, 2017 06:21 PM (Zd2ZF)

106 Al ' million degrees' Gore

I love that his name fits perfect for the ignorant statement.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 06:21 PM (IDPbH)

107 101
My second chakra has gone past the point of no return and now I need a change of shorts.

Posted by: Al Gore at July 20, 2017 06:19 PM (TDJsa)
Great, now I have a vision of AlGore in his tighty-whities. I should just kill myself.

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:21 PM (EgOr3)

108 When's the last time that fat fuck saw his wang without at least two mirrors?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 20, 2017 06:21 PM (y7DUB)

109 104. Not to be too harsh about it - but WTF are we doing with a 'Burundian community' in America, anyway?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 06:22 PM (j7blU)

110 102: i thought burundi was that fake country eddie murphy and arsenio hall came from. maybe they should look at the local mcdowels.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 06:22 PM (KP5rU)

111 I think Al needs to call O.J. and get some dieting advice.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2017 06:22 PM (HgMAr)

112 90
Helluva high and tight for a chick, Peaches.

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:16 PM (s5Kql)
90
Helluva high and tight for a chick, Peaches.

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:16 PM (s5Kql)

Looks like her hair is the only thing that's high and tight on her....sorry xer.
http://tinyurl.com/ybwf255p



Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 06:23 PM (Enq6K)

113 Al Gore is a public intellectual.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 06:23 PM (5ZRXN)

114 If we're going to create our Dr Strangelove caves of survivial with sci fi girls, I'm going with Anne Francis from Forbidden Planet first.


Raquel Welch One Million Years BC
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 06:18 PM (lKyWE)

Both good answers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:23 PM (3OIiX)

115 I don't know about the rest of you guys and gals, but I'm finding the fact that the only humor that seems to make sense anymore is gallows humor, to be a mite depressing.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2017 06:23 PM (gwPgz)

116
Whenever I'm designing software for a complex multi-variable system I find that using only one variable (like CO2) increases the amount of money I can charge. Everybody eats that lame shit up. Idiots.

HaHaHaHaHa!

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 20, 2017 06:23 PM (EgwCt)

117 Can we impeach President Trump and install Al Gore in his place?

Asking for my friend Sally ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2017 06:24 PM (XkUrs)

118 Or is is xim?

I'm so confused...

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 06:24 PM (Enq6K)

119 Looks like her hair is the only thing that's high and tight on her....sorry xer.
http://tinyurl.com/ybwf255p



Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 06:23 PM (Enq6K)

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Whoa.

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:24 PM (s5Kql)

120 OMG! Nooooooo!

Obama's Homeland Security chief says Trump's tough rhetoric is scaring off illegal immigrants

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 06:25 PM (Nwg0u)

121 Gore got a D in Natural Sciences 6 (Man's place in Nature). He got a C+ in Natural Sciences 118 (whatever that was). He scored around 500 on his physics and chemistry achievement tests out of college. Pretty poor.

His SAT score was respectable - around 1350 - but given how pathetically he performed afterward I'm not so sure that that number was really accurate.

And he's fat.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 06:25 PM (rZ+mb)

122 Of COURSE global warming denial is generational. We are old enough to know better, unlike his silly little fanbois who haven't yet reached the level of maturity to see blatant bullshit when it is shoveled upon them.

This is no mystery.

It is the same horsehockey that the 60's me-generation spouted about the "squares" who didn't understand them. The squares understood one hell of a lot more than the kids could imagine, and knew damned well they were full of shit.

Pretty simple math.

Don't think that skinny ass is gonna grow up any time soon though, particularly with all those STDs from sitting on it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2017 06:25 PM (NXsWM)

123 The last time eugenics and genocide was on the hit parade for progressives, it didn't end well for them or the untermench.

Posted by: Strobe at July 20, 2017 06:25 PM (gbWkA)

124 Looks like her hair is the only thing that's high and tight on her....sorry xer.
http://tinyurl.com/ybwf255p

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 06:23 PM (Enq6K)
O.M.G. This one makes mooch look dainty and ladylike! I would not have thought that possible.

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:26 PM (EgOr3)

125 Obama's Homeland Security chief says Trump's tough rhetoric is scaring off illegal immigrants"

Unpossible, as we are assured that all things Trumpian are just carryovers from Barky the First...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 06:26 PM (MINbv)

126 And here I thought the Paris Accords were mid-size Hondas which excitable yutes in the banlieues set alight.

Posted by: almonds at the snack bar at July 20, 2017 06:26 PM (ytpCp)

127 I've linked this before. It's a downloadable PDF containing information about the climate over the last 18,000 years. It puts things in perspective.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z9637vr

You could print it out as a wall chart and have it laminated if you're so inclined. (Actual size is 44" x 34".)

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 06:26 PM (sdi6R)

128 Looks like her hair is the only thing that's high and tight on her....sorry xer.

Day. Um. That is an unfortunate looking person.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 06:26 PM (jhqr1)

129
Obama's Homeland Security chief says Trump's tough rhetoric is scaring off illegal immigrants

Is he bragging or complaining?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2017 06:26 PM (IqV8l)

130 114 If we're going to create our Dr Strangelove caves of survivial with sci fi girls, I'm going with Anne Francis from Forbidden Planet first.

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I can see there's going to be a fight. Unless you accidentally fall into one of those bottomless Krell shafts.

Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 06:26 PM (Fmupd)

131 I don't know about any of that but it's so fucking hot here it's miserable. Ugh... just drains your energy.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 20, 2017 06:26 PM (CNHr1)

132 Aaaccceeeee, if we're gonna have a post about Global Warming, we need to note the devastating new study that just came out, proving the the underlying data appearing to demonstrate a "warming" trend is demonstrably fake, and that they primarily have faked it by retroactively LOWERING the temperature in past decades, through incremental "adjustments" to the raw measurements:

Blog post about the report here:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-07-15/ research-team-slams-global-warming-data-new-report-not-reality-totally-inconsistent-

Raw pdf of the report itself here:

https://thsresearch.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/ ef-gast-data-research-report-062717.pdf

It's completely crushing, game over for the alarmists. Turns out THERE IS NO WARMING AT ALL, and that the unadjusted real temperature measurements from the past were all about the same as they are today, and have been fraudulently downward-adjusted in an unscientific way retroactively, to make the present seem warm by comparison.

It's harder to fake brand-new satellite data, so they solved the dilemma by going back and faking the old data! Incredible!

Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2017 06:27 PM (DQ4Fv)

133 113 Al Gore is a public intellectual.
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 06:23 PM (5ZRXN)

Al Gore is a pubic ineffectual.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2017 06:27 PM (NXsWM)

134 Both good answers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:23 PM (3OIiX)
Oh, sure. One is dead, the other 76 (but probably still lookin' good). Great answers. lol!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:27 PM (EgOr3)

135 NBC is gushing about McCain.

They love the GOPe losers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2017 06:27 PM (4ErVI)

136 Looks like her hair is the only thing that's high and tight on her....sorry xer.
http://tinyurl.com/ybwf255p

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8 1/2 months pregnant.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 06:27 PM (Nwg0u)

137 99

Yes about that global warming:
Temperatures on the Greenland Ice Sheet have been extremely cold, and broke the all-time record for Northern Hemisphere July cold on July 4, at -33C.

http://tinyurl.com/y6ukyh4h

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2017 06:28 PM (gwPgz)

138 8 1/2 months pregnant.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 06:27 PM (Nwg0u)

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Umm, no.

Not unless it's having a slug.

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:28 PM (s5Kql)

139 Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2017 06:27 PM (DQ4Fv)

I was overcome with a sudden wash of courage and clicked on your name. No exhaust pipe?

Who is that?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2017 06:29 PM (4ErVI)

140 Al Gore so smart he ain't put off by .04%!

Posted by: kanye at July 20, 2017 06:29 PM (QE8X6)

141 Obama's Homeland Security chief says Trump's tough rhetoric is scaring off illegal immigrantsPosted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 06:25 PM (Nwg0u)



But what about the statue in some New York harbor that invites the tired and poor to live here, freely? That's like in the Constitution man.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 20, 2017 06:29 PM (EgwCt)

142 So, shelf ice melting actually cools the atmosphere because of the latent heat effect of melting ice, and sea level will go down because of the increase in density, but, OMG, a piece of antactic shelf ice the size of Delaware is going to break off into the ocean!

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 20, 2017 06:29 PM (lIZQs)

143 I could do the Logan's Run Farrah Fawcett

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 06:29 PM (Nwg0u)

144 His SAT score was respectable - around 1350 - but
given how pathetically he performed afterward I'm not so sure that that
number was really accurate.



And he's fat.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 06:25 PM (rZ+mb)
Well, he must have apprenticed with PT Barnum and did very well with it because he's rich as Croesus on this bullshit.

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:30 PM (EgOr3)

145 >>140 Al Gore so smart he ain't put off by .04%!
Posted by: kanye at July 20, 2017 06:29 PM (QE8X6)

Have you seen Little Al?

Posted by: Tipper Gore at July 20, 2017 06:30 PM (QE8X6)

146 I could do the Logan's Run Farrah Fawcett

ahem

Posted by: Jenny Agutter at July 20, 2017 06:30 PM (ytpCp)

147 California Governor Jerry Brown in China.

Ya know, he could be soliciting support from China for a California secession. If China immediately recognizes a free and sovereign state of California what can the feds do about it? We won't go to war with China over California will we?

It could work, especially if China makes a move to claim the South China sea at the same time.

And Oregon and Washington State can go right along with them.

Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 06:30 PM (m9X4Y)

148 I've linked this before. It's a downloadable PDF containing information about the climate over the last 18,000 years. It puts things in perspective.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z9637vr

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 06:26 PM (sdi6R)


Just a quick glance at the Vostok Ice Core data tells you all you need to know. It shows the clear natural periodicity over the last 400,000+ years and shows that we are currently at an unstable peak about to go off the cliff into a major ice age - over the next 1000 years or so.

The global warming nuts love the Vostok Ice Cores ... which is sort of funny.

http://tinyurl.com/kap6y

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 06:30 PM (rZ+mb)

149 Obama's Homeland Security chief says Trump's tough rhetoric is scaring off illegal immigrants"

Is this supposed to enrage me or something? Cuz...it doesn't.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2017 06:31 PM (qJhUV)

150 calling him bill nye the science guy is like calling chavez the hugo the physics wizard. all bullshit. all the time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 06:31 PM (KP5rU)

151 1 I don't know about any of that but it's so fucking hot here it's miserable. Ugh... just drains your energy.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 20, 2017 06:26 PM (CNHr1)

Plus I get to wander around in a black shirt all afternoon/evening.

Yay me.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 20, 2017 06:31 PM (D2vc1)

152 lol chavez

Posted by: SMFH at July 20, 2017 06:32 PM (s5Kql)

153 103 Has anyone noticed that they come out with their books and make their dire predictions during the hottest time of the year?
Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 06:21 PM (Fmupd)

Timing is one of their issues. The local libbie tv news ran a story this week about how Alaska's temperatures this summer have been record highs all along. They were immediately taken to task for publishing such crap. This has been a cool and somewhat overcast and rainy summer--not a record.

And the day before, they had a feature story on a boutique farmer up in the Matanuska Valley who was bemoaning the fact that she wasn't going to get any corn this year because of the cool temperatures.

They don't even know what in hell they are reporting from day to day. It ain't about the truth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2017 06:32 PM (NXsWM)

154 I could do the Logan's Run Farrah Fawcett

ahem
Posted by: Jenny Agutter at July 20, 2017 06:30 PM (ytpCp)

So much THIS!

Also, the power of "and."

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 20, 2017 06:32 PM (RwwCT)

155 >>> We won't go to war with China over California will we?

As long as China doesn't try building bases there.

What's taking so long, California?

Posted by: fluffy at July 20, 2017 06:33 PM (jw2Xw)

156 Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2017 06:25 PM (NXsWM)

BUT, I'll show you, DADDY, look at me now!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2017 06:33 PM (gwPgz)

157 >>>It's harder to fake brand-new satellite data, so they solved the dilemma by going back and faking the old data! Incredible!

And they are doing this sort of thing about EVERY issue. They hide crime data. They won't release videos of rampages. They manipulate data about terrorism. They obscure employment data.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2017 06:33 PM (q177U)

158 147 California Governor Jerry Brown in China.

Ya know, he could be soliciting support from China for a California secession. If China immediately recognizes a free and sovereign state of California what can the feds do about it? We won't go to war with China over California will we?

It could work, especially if China makes a move to claim the South China sea at the same time.

And Oregon and Washington State can go right along with them.

Posted by: Malthe Leftwrench at July 20, 2017 06:30 PM (m9X4Y)

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Does China have tug boats big enough to haul them across the Pacific?

Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 06:33 PM (Fmupd)

159 calling him bill nye the science guy is like calling chavez the hugo the physics wizard. all bullshit.

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Or calling Any Schumer a comedian.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 06:33 PM (Nwg0u)

160 I just cannot work out how the same people who claim to f'in love science, sing along with the cycle of life, and have "survival of the fittest" tattooed on the inside of their eyelids to honor st Darwin of the walking fish.... then claim humans are some kind of alien transplant on earth that is destructive and not at all part of the system.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 06:33 PM (39g3+)

161 blackberry smoke tonight.....so much awesome

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at July 20, 2017 06:33 PM (0O7c5)

162 give california to china. hollywood would thrive in a totalitarian society with the high taxes and government edicts and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 06:34 PM (KP5rU)

163 I like the current zombie photo.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

164
Ya know, he could be soliciting support from China for a California secession. If China immediately recognizes a free and sovereign state of California what can the feds do about it?


Seeing how the largest port in California is owned by the Chinese and that ports economic survival depends on trade with the U.S. not California I would say the Feds could do a lot

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 06:35 PM (lKyWE)

165 Its Mexico that wants California back, they could suck it dry in a decade

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2017 06:35 PM (9g/6M)

166 BUT, I'll show you, DADDY, look at me now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2017 06:33 PM (gwPgz)

Pretty much the entire left in a nutshell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2017 06:36 PM (NXsWM)

167 Trade California for Taiwan and an additional country to be named later.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2017 06:36 PM (IqV8l)

168 The global warming nuts love the Vostok Ice Cores ... which is sort of funny.

http://tinyurl.com/kap6y

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 06:30 PM (rZ+mb)


Just you wait until we "normalize" that data properly, then we'll show you!

Posted by: Hrothgar, NOAA "Scientist" at July 20, 2017 06:36 PM (gwPgz)

169 80 Bill Nye looks unhealthy. He may need to consider having his prostate checked by Gorilla Pundit, who isn't a scientist or an MD, but has a banana engineering degree.
Posted by: Fritz at July 20, 2017 06:13 PM (eLttb)

...

Bill Nye looks like he's wearing a white person's skin after Labor Day.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2017 06:36 PM (yL25O)

170 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 06:33 PM (39g3+)

Leftists will scream bloody murder about how much they believe in evolution ... but they haven't seen an evolutionary pressure they don't know better than. Pick any species and a leftist will tell you if it should live or go extinct. They know all.

If leftists had been around at the beginning the Earth would still be populated with nothing but single-celled green slime, which is exactly what the leftists dream of taking this planet back to.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 20, 2017 06:36 PM (rZ+mb)

171 163: me too. easy on the eyes that photo.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 06:36 PM (KP5rU)

172 Bring out yer dead!

Posted by: Bill Nye the Dirt Nap Guy at July 20, 2017 06:36 PM (Tyii7)

173 163 I like the current zombie photo.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

Same. But you never know what you're going to get with a zombie pic. It's like Russian Roulette with eye bleach.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2017 06:36 PM (4ErVI)

174 165
Its Mexico that wants California back, they could suck it dry in a decade

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2017 06:35 PM (9g/6M)
It's practically a done deal already, that suck it dry part. State's gonna collapse under the weight of the pensions. Sooner than later.

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:37 PM (EgOr3)

175 I like the current zombie photo.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 06:35 PM (sdi6R)


Makes note to self to never click on a rickl link, ever!

Posted by: Hrothgar, NOAA at July 20, 2017 06:37 PM (gwPgz)

176 I like the current zombie photo.
Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

Who is that?

Posted by: Country Boy at July 20, 2017 06:37 PM (D2vc1)

177 Bill Nye the Psudo Science dweeb

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2017 06:38 PM (9g/6M)

178 Am I a heartless bitch? Another rock singer offs himself. I mean dude.. get some help if things were that bad. All I am seeing on FB right now, how sad everyone is blah blah. I have a friend who's daughter's boyfriend hung himself. She had to go over there and saw the body hanging in the closet. Daughter has been a mess ever since and my poor friend can never get that image out of her head.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 20, 2017 06:38 PM (CNHr1)

179 A Chinese woman is dead after she had four abortions in a year in an effort to give birth to a boy, according to the South China Morning Post.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 06:38 PM (Nwg0u)

180 Bill Nye looks like he's wearing a white person's skin after Labor Day.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2017 06:36 PM (yL25O)
I was just about to post that I can't believe he's not dead yet, then I googled him and found out that he's younger than I am.

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:38 PM (EgOr3)

181 Both good answers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:23 PM (3OIiX)
Oh, sure. One is dead, the other 76 (but probably still lookin' good). Great answers. lol!!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:27 PM (EgOr3)

I'm borrowing the Time Machine.

And picking but Bridgette Bardot from 'And God Created Woman' to complete the set.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:39 PM (3OIiX)

182 A Chinese woman is dead

I approve.

Posted by: Bill Nye the Dirt Nap Guy at July 20, 2017 06:39 PM (Tyii7)

183 I'm borrowing the Time Machine.



And picking but Bridgette Bardot from 'And God Created Woman' to complete the set.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:39 PM (3OIiX)
Fine, then I want Robert Mitchum, Bogey and Gram Parsons. I have very eclectic tastes.

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:40 PM (EgOr3)

184 the current mcdonalds commercial making the rounds here needs to be nuked from outer space. then, burned in the hottest gas fire possible. then, encased in pre stressed concrete. just to be sure. then we start on the ad firm.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 06:40 PM (KP5rU)

185 like the current zombie photo.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

Makes note to self to never click on a rickl link, ever!
Posted by: Hrothgar, NOAA at July 20, 2017 06:37 PM (gwPgz)

This one is all right. Pretty cute.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:41 PM (3OIiX)

186 Bill isanother who could be a walk on in TWD without additional makeup

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2017 06:41 PM (9g/6M)

187 I was just about to post that I can't believe he's not dead yet, then I googled him and found out that he's younger than I am.


Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:38 PM (EgOr3)


He's 38?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 20, 2017 06:41 PM (fKWf6)

188 @Peaches

Gram Parsons? Interesting choice. I'll pass the keys over once I'm done with the machine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:41 PM (3OIiX)

189 California Governor Jerry Brown in China.

Gee, hope nobody slips him any bad Beijing microdot.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2017 06:41 PM (HgMAr)

190 Back with a sequel to An Inconvenient Truth, former Vice President Al Gore reflected on his 2006 prediction that "the world would reach a point of no return within 10 years"


OK, then fuggit, there's no point in doing anything now.

Party! Party! Party!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 06:42 PM (SRKgf)

191
A Chinese woman is dead after she had four abortions in a year in an effort to give birth to a boy, according to the South China Morning Post.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 06:38 PM (Nwg0u)


Which is odd because with a severe shortage of women in China now you can sell them for big bucks

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 06:42 PM (lKyWE)

192 Climate change hysterics like that Hanson guy in NASA have been caught doctoring old data regularly. Their favorite trick is to take new temperature station data and adjust the non-urban areas upward to more closely match the urban stations. You know, the ones blatantly and demonstrably ill-placed and over reporting temperatures.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 06:42 PM (39g3+)

193 I hope Jeff Sessions is happy, Trump is probably going to have to fire Mueller because its clear this guy wants a scalp.

The idea that he's going back to 2008 to see Trump's real estate transactions means this is a partisan witch hunt.

But Sessions got to keep his good name. Guy should be in a nursing home.

Posted by: publix at July 20, 2017 06:42 PM (MRexK)

194 "The local libbie tv news ran a story this week about how Alaska's temperatures this summer-"


I remember a few years ago Alaska was baking in winter temperatures of 35-40F, while here in Ohio we set a new all (recorded) time low of -25F.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 20, 2017 06:42 PM (lIZQs)

195 "The sky is falling! "The sky is falling!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 06:42 PM (SRKgf)

196 Repent! The end is nigh!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 06:42 PM (SRKgf)

197
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-07-15/ research-team-slams-global-warming-data-new-report-not-reality-totally-inconsistent-



Raw pdf of the report itself here:



https://thsresearch.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/ ef-gast-data-research-report-062717.pdf



It's completely crushing, game over for the alarmists. Turns out THERE IS NO WARMING AT ALL, and that the unadjusted
real temperature measurements from the past were all about the same as
they are today, and have been fraudulently downward-adjusted in an
unscientific way retroactively, to make the present seem warm by
comparison.



It's harder to fake brand-new satellite data, so they solved the dilemma by going back and faking the old data! Incredible!

Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2017 06:27 PM (DQ4Fv)


I seem to recall reading about some software guy that worked with Mann. The gist of the quote was, "If you held a gun to my head, I couldn't go back and undo all the programming changes they've made." Or words to that effect. Meaning they monkeyed with the software so much to get where they wanted to be with the numbers that the programming is just gibberish.

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 06:43 PM (Enq6K)

198 158,
"Ya know, he could be soliciting support from China for a California
secession. If China immediately recognizes a free and sovereign state of
California."


It's gonna be a fun Youtube video when they catch Jerry Brown trying to slip out of town in drag after the US military arrest all the Dem. insurrectionists -- again.

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 20, 2017 06:44 PM (d3wbb)

199 195; time to go in the house, i guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 06:44 PM (KP5rU)

200 Leftists will scream bloody murder about how much they believe in evolution ... but they haven't seen an evolutionary pressure they don't know better than.

Yeah, exactly: survival of the fittest, dude! Oh look that poor whale is beached, we must save it!

er....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 06:44 PM (39g3+)

201
A Chinese woman is dead after she had four abortions in a year in an effort to give birth to a boy, according to the South China Morning Post.

She would be a feminist icon if not for the fact she was attempting to give birth to a male child.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2017 06:44 PM (IqV8l)

202 "Ya know, he could be soliciting support from China for a California
secession. If China immediately recognizes a free and sovereign state of
California."


It's gonna be a fun Youtube video when they catch Jerry Brown trying to slip out of town in drag after the US military arrest all the Dem. insurrectionists -- again.
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 20, 2017 06:44 PM (d3wbb)

Hilary is a better fit as Jeff Davis.
"Cold as a lizard and as ambitious as Lucifer" and all that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:45 PM (3OIiX)

203 Posted by: Country Boy at July 20, 2017 06:37 PM (D2vc1)

Dammit, zombie changed the photo, so I'm back in crapshoot mode!

Posted by: Hrothgar, NOAA at July 20, 2017 06:45 PM (gwPgz)

204 201: just a breeder.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 06:45 PM (KP5rU)

205 Gram Parsons? Interesting choice. I'll pass the keys over once I'm done with the machine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:41 PM (3OIiX)
I've had the biggest crush on him for, well, you do the math!

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:45 PM (EgOr3)

206 201. Another victim of the patriarchy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 06:45 PM (fA1SL)

207 >>I'll pass the keys over once I'm done with the machine.

That's the thing with a time machine, you'll never be done. If you get tired you will just go back in time when you weren't.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2017 06:46 PM (/tuJf)

208 Gram Parsons? Interesting choice. I'll pass the keys over once I'm done with the machine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:41 PM (3OIiX)
I've had the biggest crush on him for, well, you do the math!
Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:45 PM (EgOr3)

I can't seem to get anything past 29

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:46 PM (3OIiX)

209 80 Bill Nye looks unhealthy. He may need to consider having his prostate checked by Gorilla Pundit, who isn't a scientist or an MD, but has a banana engineering degree.
Posted by: Fritz at July 20, 2017 06:13 PM (eLttb)



I thought it was an aeronautical engineering degree. They give those out now to inmates being released on parole, along with $20 and a new suit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 06:46 PM (SRKgf)

210 "Meaning they monkeyed with the software so much to get where they wanted to be with the numbers that the programming is just gibberish.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 06:43 PM (Enq6K)"


It was the Macedonians!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 20, 2017 06:47 PM (lIZQs)

211 I'll pass the keys over once I'm done with the machine.

That's the thing with a time machine, you'll never be done. If you get tired you will just go back in time when you weren't.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2017 06:46 PM (/tuJf)

The problem with that is, no matter when I go, there I am.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 06:47 PM (3OIiX)

212 Nood

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 20, 2017 06:47 PM (wB8Tg)

213 >>The problem with that is, no matter when I go, there I am.

For all you know you could be time traveling right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2017 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

214 OT but, I was at the carwash yesterday and there were 2 white guys working on the drying part. I was fuckin' gobsmacked, never ever seen that before. No hustle, they were pretty weak at it. But it made me wonder if I'm seeing the results of the Age of Trump here.

Posted by: Peaches at July 20, 2017 06:48 PM (EgOr3)

215 209
I thought it was an aeronautical engineering degree. They give those out now to inmates being released on parole, along with $20 and a new suit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 06:46 PM (SRKgf)


I understand that you can get a Nobel Peace Prize in a Crackerjack box.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

216 If you fly Untied this month, make sure you grab the seat copy and trash it. Every copy you can.

Yeah, it's petty. But if it saves one mind?
Posted by: rd at July 20, 2017 06:01 PM (4dz1m)



Replace it with a Chinese take-out menu.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 06:48 PM (SRKgf)

217 Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 06:43 PM (Enq6K)

Worse, I think some of the "normalizing" code was applied to the "raw" data records so you might not be able to back it out even if you could unwind the code!

Posted by: Hrothgar, NOAA at July 20, 2017 06:49 PM (gwPgz)

218 I posted in another thread that two days ago I heard two sub-middle age moms, both college grads (one a masters) discussing where they realized they had both lived in Louisiana and how tragic it is that the ENTIRE F*CKING STATE is going to be underwater in 50 years.

Fifty. Years.

Saying it in complete seriousness and concern.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 06:49 PM (psH+N)

219 ahem
Posted by: Jenny Agutter


That woman is a conundrum. Smoking hot in Logan's Run. Aggressively average in every movie after that. See "An American Werewolf in London" for example.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 06:49 PM (jhqr1)

220 160 I just cannot work out how the same people who claim to f'in love science, sing along with the cycle of life, and have "survival of the fittest" tattooed on the inside of their eyelids to honor st Darwin of the walking fish.... then claim humans are some kind of alien transplant on earth that is destructive and not at all part of the system.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 06:33 PM (39g3+)

Whatever it takes to justify the killings.

Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 06:49 PM (Vevy5)

221 I thought it was an aeronautical engineering degree. They give those out now to inmates being released on parole, along with $20 and a new suit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 06:46 PM (SRKgf)

...

I thought those were only awarded posthumously to purple drank fans.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2017 06:50 PM (yL25O)

222 Nye on the die spectrum..whatHEFFER..it's all about the CHILDREN! don't have a COW he is just milking it for BOW TOXIC ties kinga like a pedo chocking thang.

Posted by: saf at July 20, 2017 06:51 PM (cS/ge)

223 >>>Leftists will scream bloody murder about how much they believe in evolution ... but they haven't seen an evolutionary pressure they don't know better than.

This is a big bugaboo of mine. Don't even get me started!

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2017 06:52 PM (q177U)

224 Or words to that effect. Meaning they monkeyed with the software so much to get where they wanted to be with the numbers that the programming is just gibberish.

A group of scientists got ahold of one of those programs and inputted data in the past, to see what they'd predict about what would happen. Like data from 1960 to see what they said would happen in 1980. They got the same curve. No matter what data they put in, they got the same output, the input was irrelevant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 06:52 PM (39g3+)

225 >>>Yeah, exactly: survival of the fittest, dude! Oh look that poor whale is beached, we must save it!

Dude they are flying around in helicopters and shooting "invasive species" with high powered (assault) rifles. in some places. There's a LOT more killing than saving.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2017 06:55 PM (q177U)

226 Gores family made their money in tobacco and...wait for it... oil.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 06:59 PM (fOZi5)

227 Nye was married for 7 weeks in 2006.

Posted by: Javems at July 20, 2017 06:59 PM (yOqwj)

228 Anybody remember this?

I'm trying to think of the name of a kid's game in the '60s or '70s that was similar to the famous game "Operation" (using tweezers to remove plastic "bones" from electrified holes) but instead involved looking in a mirror and doing some similar coordination task with tongs or tweezers, but made infinitely more difficult because everything is backwards in the mirror image.

It was a pretty famous game, but for the life of me I can't remember it. Tantalus? Tantalizer?

HALP!

Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2017 07:00 PM (DQ4Fv)

229 Ignore comment #228 above --I posted in the current thread. Mis-post here.

Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2017 07:02 PM (DQ4Fv)

230 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 06:46 PM (SRKgf)

He got his degree in mechanical engineering.

Just the degree to train one to discuss sexuality and climate change.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 07:04 PM (wYseH)

231 I don't know if God really wants to, or ever will take El Pudgo home; at least not until El Pudgo locates his Second Chakra.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 20, 2017 07:05 PM (Sda6L)

232 Back when VP Gore was running for president, I had no real opinion of him except that something about him made the hair on my neck standup. I put it down to being Clinton's VP. I wasn't enthused with GW Bush either so I tried to read Gore's Earth in the Balance. Apparently he hated every vehicle I'd ever owned.

Posted by: Cosda at July 20, 2017 07:10 PM (zeas/)

233 I saw Heavenly Oven Mitts open for Bread at the Frying Pan River Bluegrass Festival in '78.

They got a lukewarm reception.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2017 07:19 PM (wPiJc)

234
How about we set Al on an ice sheet in the Arctic with a couple of endangered polar bears?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 07:26 PM (pNxlR)

235 96 Repent! The end is nigh Nye!

FIFY.

Posted by: Rodney at July 20, 2017 07:30 PM (8yZ+3)

236 The millenials believe in global climate warming change because its been pounded into their little mush brains since they started kindergarten.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 20, 2017 07:49 PM (duUBw)

237 219
ahem

Posted by: Jenny Agutter



That woman is a conundrum. Smoking hot in Logan's Run.
Aggressively average in every movie after that. See "An American
Werewolf in London" for example.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 06:49 PM (jhqr1)
...
Try Equus. Or better yet, Walkabout.

Posted by: Spiny Norman at July 20, 2017 07:52 PM (U3sWw)

238 If we're going to create our Dr Strangelove caves of
survivial with sci fi girls, I'm going with Anne Francis from Forbidden
Planet first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2017 06:13 PM (39g3+)
...
I'll play: Gisele Lindley from The Forbidden Zone (the Oingo Boingo movie). She redefined "perky".

Posted by: Spiny Norman at July 20, 2017 07:59 PM (U3sWw)

239 If Gisele was the princess, then we may have to duel to settle it.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 08:31 PM (psH+N)

240 The aging Deniers are, of course, members of the Baby Boom generation, famous for its fiery and uncompromising radicalism. Nye evidently figures that once all the Dylan fans have died off, the times will be a-changin'. Dunno as I follow his logic.

Posted by: William Befort at July 21, 2017 08:28 AM (hJFOo)

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