Office of Special Counsel: US Postal Service Broke Campaign Laws By Permitting Workers Leave to Campaign for Hillary

The United States Postal Service violated federal law by letting employees do union-funded work for Hillary Clinton's campaign and other Democratic candidates while on leave from the agency, according to an Office of Special Counsel report obtained by Fox News.
The OSC determined the USPS "engaged in systemic violations" of the hosta Act, a federal law that limits certain political activities of federal employees. While employees are allowed to do some political work on leave, the report said the Postal Service showed a "bias" favoring the union's 2016 campaign operation.
The investigation was launched months ago after Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Chairman Ron Johnson, R-Wis., brought constituent complaints to the OSC in October. The constituent, identified as a USPS employee, was concerned the Postal Service “incurred unnecessary overtime costs” and “improperly coordinated” with the National Association of Letter Carriers (NALC) when it released members for several weeks of “union official” leave without pay to participate in campaign work.
“The Labor 2016 program sought to ‘elect Hillary Clinton and pro-worker candidates across the country,’” the report said...

BTW: Man, that last post by Oregon Muse (quoting Thomas Wictor).

If you haven't read it, do read it.

Posted by: Ace at 12:41 PM

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1 Now I understand why they can't deliver my damn mail. They're busy campaigning.

Posted by: pep at July 20, 2017 12:30 PM (t9y5U)

2 We anticipate being quite busy for the next few months.

Posted by: Crickets at July 20, 2017 12:31 PM (t9y5U)

3 My former postman told me that he did this during the presidential campaign of 2008. In fact, he tried to hand me campaign literature WHILE delivering my mail. His exact words were, "My union brothers and I are doing everything we can to get Barack Obama elected." I pointed out that it seemed illegal for government employees to canvassing while on the job, and he never spoke to me again.

Posted by: Scout at July 20, 2017 12:32 PM (nDTD6)

4 It's corruption all the way down.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 12:32 PM (GDtEt)

5 Not a felony!

Posted by: Eric Holder at July 20, 2017 12:32 PM (r5KeJ)

6 *to canvas. Or maybe it should be to campaign?

Posted by: Scout at July 20, 2017 12:32 PM (nDTD6)

7 How many people would actually use the post office if they werent required to?

Posted by: pep at July 20, 2017 12:33 PM (t9y5U)

8 Damn I read it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2017 12:33 PM (Rndb7)

9 All government unions should be abolished, STAT.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 12:33 PM (GDtEt)

10 Privatize the USPS.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 20, 2017 12:33 PM (KUaJL)

11 Now I understand why they can't deliver my damn mail. They're busy campaigning

One possible bright spot: less junk mail in the mailbox.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2017 12:33 PM (3C9q2)

12 It's a tax......and I'm not intimidated!!!

Posted by: John Roberts at July 20, 2017 12:34 PM (blDpd)

13 Hell, the USPS is an obsolete white elephant that should be allowed to die like little baby Charlie (who doesn't deserve it).

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 12:34 PM (GDtEt)

14 It's a very good thing that we have the IRS to make sure the people aren't violating campaign laws.

Posted by: pep at July 20, 2017 12:35 PM (t9y5U)

15 interference in elections

It's whats for dinner

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 12:35 PM (FZYNt)

16 Sounds like an election-related matter.

Recused!

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 12:35 PM (qpwEe)

17 My late comment from the last thread:

They did this exact same crap in schools.

They applied this disparate impact bullshit logic to detentions/suspensions. Black students were getting detentions/suspensions more often than other kids. So what's the fix? Lower standards of behavior for black kids. Black kids noticed (duh).

So now black kids that were barely in check before are committing outright violent crimes in the classroom and teachers have to turn a blind eye because "disparate impact".

My wife has a teacher friend who was attacked in her classroom. The kid planned it ahead of time and brought an audience. Not a single one of the little shits got detention. Not even the attacker.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 12:35 PM (jhqr1)

18 Also the Department of Justice to make sure that everything's on the up-and-up.

Posted by: pep at July 20, 2017 12:35 PM (t9y5U)

19 Hatch act?

Funny, thought that was disappeared by the Clintoon administration.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 12:36 PM (MINbv)

20 No intent of wrongdoing. No reasonable prosecutor would pursue this case. Asked and answered. Old news. Let's move on. Why are you politicizing this?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2017 12:36 PM (z7bjd)

21 Is there any federal agency that hasn't been corrupted.

Note that even the Coast Guard was "asked" to be one of the 17 agencies to say that the Russians did it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 20, 2017 12:36 PM (+7/1f)

22 Am I remembering incorrectly (or wishfully?) that government unions were outlawed before an EO by Kennedy, and thus any President with balls could eliminate them with the stroke of a pen?

Posted by: troll so hard at July 20, 2017 12:37 PM (MT20I)

23 Violated the law?

So someone is going to jail then. At least fined, right?

Come on, fired maybe? Suspended without pay?

Promoted, right?

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 12:37 PM (lALnC)

24 Privatize the USPS.
Posted by: joe

If UPS would deliver a letter as cheap as the USPS....

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 12:37 PM (W4LFA)

25 How many people would actually use the post office if they weren't required to?

Don't know about your location, but I can buy stamps at the supermarket, and there are UPS and FedEx for sending packages. So yeah, I haven't been to my local post office in over a year.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2017 12:37 PM (3C9q2)

26 The Russians made us do it!

Posted by: USPS at July 20, 2017 12:37 PM (r5KeJ)

27 Not a violent felony, no bail needed, DISPARATE IMPACT!!!

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 12:37 PM (CMbMd)

28 Fire those responsible, at a minimum. I am sure the underlings at USPS would not shed a tear, as this is one of the most mismanaged federal institutions.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2017 12:37 PM (tbOMB)

29 But but Trump likes borscht.

Posted by: pep at July 20, 2017 12:37 PM (t9y5U)

30 21,
Well, one can see Russia from Alaska. Or something. ..

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 12:37 PM (MINbv)

31 22 Am I remembering incorrectly (or wishfully?) that government unions were outlawed before an EO by Kennedy, and thus any President with balls could eliminate them with the stroke of a pen?

Posted by: troll so hard at July 20, 2017 12:37 PM (MT20I)

Congress since passed a law to codify Government Unions' legality.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 12:38 PM (CMbMd)

32 If UPS would deliver a letter as cheap as the USPS...."

What's a "letter"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 12:38 PM (MINbv)

33 Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 12:35 PM (jhqr1)

Not saying this is what happened there, but I actually don't know, as a general point:

If and adult is attacked by a minor with a deadly weapon, and the adult uses lethal force to stop the assault, are the legalities of the case any different than if the attacker weren't a minor?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 12:39 PM (hcyUh)

34 Don't know about your location, but I can buy stamps at the supermarket, and there are UPS and FedEx for sending packages. So yeah, I haven't been to my local post office in over a year.
Posted by: Basement Cat

I pay bills online or in person. Don't need the PO.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 12:39 PM (W4LFA)

35 Up here in Canada there was a report the US government had interfered in our 2015 election.

But of course Trudeau won, and everyone in media land is alright with that.

And ask the Israelis about interference.

But Russia!

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 12:40 PM (FZYNt)

36 Present Postmaster General is a woman who was appointed during the Obama administration by the USPS board of governors, no doubt Dems to the core.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 12:40 PM (GDtEt)

37 >>Man, that last post by Oregon Muse (quoting Thomas Wictor).

>>If you haven't read it, do read it.

Read the Blog?

Yeah...I'll get right on that.

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2017 12:40 PM (beJsD)

38 Neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor dark of night will keep them from illegally campaigning for Democrats.

Posted by: Mega at July 20, 2017 12:40 PM (Nca88)

39 Our mail deliver is such a worthless piece of liberal shit I can see him taking the day off instead of campaigning.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 12:41 PM (mcI77)

40 I've mailed and received letters from the USPS. I must refuse myself from this investigation.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 12:41 PM (Fmupd)

41
Now I understand why they can't deliver my damn mail. They're busy campaigning.
Posted by: pep at July 20, 2017 12:30 PM (t9y5U)

Now I know why dogs don't like them

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 12:41 PM (lKyWE)

42 I lurve me some USPS.

Posted by: Jeff Bozos at July 20, 2017 12:41 PM (vtcmf)

43 That's the depressing thing; we all know that nothing's going to happen. I keep telling myself that at least our 1st and 2nd Amendment rights haven't been taken away, and hopefully the economy will improve. I'm starting to see this as a grace period, not a time when things will swing back.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 20, 2017 12:41 PM (zsUWe)

44 Recuse

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 12:41 PM (Fmupd)

45 USPS? *yawn*
Speaking of hILLRY has Sessions indicted her yet?
I didn't think so.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2017 12:41 PM (HgMAr)

46 Did I mention that my father was a mailman? -- Katshit

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 12:42 PM (GDtEt)

47 If UPS would deliver a letter as cheap as the USPS...."

---

Are you counting your tax dollars that go to the USPS whether or not you personally are mailing anything?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 20, 2017 12:42 PM (KUaJL)

48 They have indeed weaponized every single branch of the government against us and by a miracle we still got PDT over the top.

Then we get Sessions and Tillerson, and ...

We're blowing our last chance because no one besides us seems to take it seriously.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 20, 2017 12:43 PM (Mcvvl)

49 Did I mention that my father was a mailman? -- Katshit
-----

And we both voted for Hillary. Several times.

Posted by: John Kasich, listening for God to tell me to hand out more welfare at July 20, 2017 12:43 PM (qpwEe)

50 Union Stooges for Pant-Suits.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 12:43 PM (hcyUh)

51 De-sock

Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 12:43 PM (Fmupd)

52 The last post is pretty amazing. It's sad I didn't see any of that on any of the sites I hit up regularly. I think it's easier to just follow the usual petty distractions instead of digging in deep and looking at what they're really doing behind the scenes. I imagine there were DOJ memos outlining this stuff coming out regularly during the Obama years? Never saw any of it.

Certainly we weren't going to see it from the MSM probably for the same reasons the bloggers weren't covering it (some might have I didn't see them): it's easier to talk about what Judy said about Emily and omg did you see what Amanda did! rather than do actual work digging up facts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2017 12:43 PM (4ErVI)

53 Postal service is explicitly a government service in the Constitution.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 12:43 PM (lALnC)

54 If and adult is attacked by a minor with a deadly weapon, and the adult uses lethal force to stop the assault, are the legalities of the case any different than if the attacker weren't a minor?

I don't believe so. Only in possible sentencing of said minor.
IRL, one might not know if their attacker is a minor.
In a school situation, they would, but then that would create a two tier system that makes the teacher unequal with you or me in the eyes of the law.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 12:43 PM (W4LFA)

55 Huh. That's interesting re:violent crimes. So if I defend myself from being murdered via a non-violent attack, how does my attorney proceed against such peaceful, low-level non-violence?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 12:44 PM (4iy3l)

56 The stamps are too damn high!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 12:44 PM (3OIiX)

57 Criminal law policy from the 1970's.
Machine politics from the 1890's

Such progress.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 12:44 PM (hLRSq)

58 i can't seem to find my shocked face. must be in one of the closets with all the christmas shit. katshits' daddy was a maiman. explains all that cornholers mental deficiencies.
fuck the post office. don't need those pukes for anything.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 12:44 PM (KP5rU)

59 33,
Self defense is the same, regardless of the status of the attacker. I know - a minor attempted to rob me...
FWIW, scared the beejesus outta me...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 12:44 PM (MINbv)

60 I love the P.O. Specifically, Media Mail.

They ship LPs for pennies on the dollar.

Posted by: garrett at July 20, 2017 12:45 PM (beJsD)

61 If it wasn't for bulk junk mail, the USPS would be even more of a money loser.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 12:45 PM (mcI77)

62 Maybe if we just pretend to suspect that the postmen are delivering drugs, then we can file a forfeiture action and take all their stuff.

Posted by: The Late Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 12:45 PM (j+dfT)

63 Logan Act >>> Hatch Act

Posted by: McCool at July 20, 2017 12:45 PM (tWnED)

64 @blaster

Promoted.

Nobody gets a perp walk if they're in government.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 12:46 PM (3OIiX)

65 When our nation was founded the mails were the only form of distant communication, now long since replaced by alternatives such as the telegraph, telephone, fax, and now email and what have you. It is an obsolete dinosaur that should be put down.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 12:46 PM (GDtEt)

66 You know what will really put an end to this? More Congressional Hearings ... /

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2017 12:46 PM (ZcAbN)

67 Quelle suprize.....

Posted by: mpfs, Kiss Kiss..Bang Bang at July 20, 2017 12:47 PM (x80nG)

68 62 Maybe if we just pretend to suspect that the postmen are delivering drugs, then we can file a forfeiture action and take all their stuff.
Posted by: The Late Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 12:45 PM (j+dfT)

Have you been listening to Mitch Hedberg again?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 12:47 PM (hcyUh)

69 If UPS would deliver a letter as cheap as the USPS...."

---

Are you counting your tax dollars that go to the USPS whether or not you personally are mailing anything?
Posted by: joe

No. Only because I honestly don't have an option to not pay taxes.

Was just going off of a .44 cent stamp (or whatever it is), vs $12.50 for ground delivery box/envelope.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 12:47 PM (W4LFA)

70 52 . . . and omg did you see what Amanda did!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
_______

Hmmmm. No I didn't. Do you have any pictures?

Posted by: Furious George at July 20, 2017 12:47 PM (j+dfT)

71 I bet Sessions once considered joining the Pony Express.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 12:47 PM (mcI77)

72
Then we get Sessions and Tillerson, and ...

I don't get the beef with Tillerson he might not be all you hoped for but he for sure as hell a major improvementafter four years of John F-ing Kerry

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 12:47 PM (lKyWE)

73 53 Postal service is explicitly a government service in the Constitution.
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 12:43 PM (lALnC)

Something something living document something something founds couldn't have seen the technological increase something something outlived it's purpose

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 20, 2017 12:47 PM (KUaJL)

74 If and adult is attacked by a minor with a deadly weapon, and the adult uses lethal force to stop the assault, are the legalities of the case any different than if the attacker weren't a minor?

For the defender: I don't believe so.

For the attacker: Sometimes, if they're tried as a minor, but sometimes they'll bump the minor into the adult category.

IANAL, so YMMV.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 12:47 PM (jhqr1)

75 The case for making Hillary president after Trump's impeachment.

https://tinyurl.com/yccwg47c

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:48 PM (Nwg0u)

76 As of 2012, 48% of mail was junk mail.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 12:48 PM (4iy3l)

77 OT. This morning on his (Fox-affiliated) sports talk radio show, Dan Patrick made a statement to the effect that Colon Kraperdick's refusal to stand for our anthem was no less patriotic than Trump's alleged affiliation with the Russians. I hit the off button and will never listen again. One by one, things I used to enjoy are being trashed by the left. Bastards.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2017 12:48 PM (vtcmf)

78 let the post office die on its own. just like ocare. bloated, propped up, piece of shit outfit that needs to die. just another government machine to swindle more money from honest working people. end it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 12:48 PM (KP5rU)

79 Anybody watching OJ?

http://tinyurl.com/y895hvwp

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 12:49 PM (LRfkc)

80 It is an obsolete dinosaur that should be put down.

I don't see snail mail going anywhere until Amazon finds a way to set up their own distribution network that somehow isn't mail-like.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 12:49 PM (jhqr1)

81 sometimes they'll bump the minor into the adult category"

Said minor was about 6'2", 215. Like I said, the episode shook me up at the time.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 12:49 PM (MINbv)

82 Huh. That's interesting re:violent crimes. So if I defend myself from being murdered via a non-violent attack, how does my attorney proceed against such peaceful, low-level non-violence?
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo

Follow up question.

Since they want to do away with bail, why bother arresting?

Why not just issue a ticket to appear for ag assault?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 12:50 PM (W4LFA)

83 Hillary! By Special Delivery!

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:50 PM (Nwg0u)

84 What's more communist, the USPS union or the Soviet Union?

Posted by: GregV61 at July 20, 2017 12:50 PM (MoJlY)

85 Postal service is explicitly a government service in the Constitution.
Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 12:43 PM (lALnC)

Yes, that is problematic because NFW does the Constitution get amended to be rid of it. And every fucking one of the dogshit financial bills passed during the eight glorious years of Gaylord Focker had massive mailing requirements included as a sop to the dickweeds.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 20, 2017 12:50 PM (y7DUB)

86 Candygram! -- Mongo

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 12:51 PM (GDtEt)

87 Since they want to do away with bail, why bother arresting? "

That's the next move.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 12:51 PM (MINbv)

88 Neither rain, nor snow, nor rule of law shall keep us from our appointed rounds.

Posted by: US Mail at July 20, 2017 12:51 PM (QM5S2)

89
OT. This morning on his (Fox-affiliated) sports talk radio show, Dan Patrick made a statement to the effect that Colon Kraperdick's refusal to stand for our anthem was no less patriotic than Trump's alleged affiliation with the Russians.

I guess it's a good thing that Trump isn't looking for a job as a starting QB in the NFL then

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 12:51 PM (lKyWE)

90 40 I've mailed and received letters from the USPS. I must refuse myself from this investigation

I laughed even without the correction..

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2017 12:51 PM (O2RFr)

91 71 I bet Sessions once considered joining the Pony Express.
Posted by: Under Fire
_______

Absolutely not. It delivered news about the 1860 election.

Posted by: Furious George at July 20, 2017 12:51 PM (j+dfT)

92 Please, Mr. Postman! *sob* *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 20, 2017 12:51 PM (vtcmf)

93 Our mail deliver is such a worthless piece of liberal shit I can see him taking the day off instead of campaigning.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 12:41 PM (mcI77)

I have no idea who delivers the mail to my house. I'm not at home then.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 12:51 PM (hLRSq)

94 Hell ... I didn't even know such a thing as a "police box" even existed. I got nothing for this.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 12:51 PM (uzJKG)

95 No controlling legal precedent...

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 12:52 PM (zj1+z)

96 Kinda like how public school teachers always get election day off so they can work at the polls and whatnot. *wink, wink*
And I'm betting various unions have been all kinds of lenient like the USPS, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 12:52 PM (NOIQH)

97 Neither rain nor sleet nor dark of night will keep us from our appointed crimes.

Posted by: USPS at July 20, 2017 12:52 PM (PNcou)

98 EVERY action the Left takes it them saying "Go on, we DARE you to do something about this. TRY and stop us," attempting to bait SOMEONE into actually trying to do something about it so that they can use the Demoncrat-Media Complex to paint themselves as the victims and demand an even faster march towards Totalitarianism.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 12:52 PM (CMbMd)

99 "worker".

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 12:52 PM (uTo2u)

100 77; it's a well known fact dan patrick loves to sip penis. shep said that during the super dome implosion. must be true. shep has never lied.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 12:53 PM (KP5rU)

101 NBC OJ link:

http://tinyurl.com/ydgyardf

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 12:53 PM (LRfkc)

102 65 When our nation was founded the mails were the only form of distant communication, now long since replaced by alternatives such as the telegraph, telephone, fax, and now email and what have you. It is an obsolete dinosaur that should be put down.

-------------

Disagree. Electronic communications are fragile and completely exposed to all sorts disruptive elements.

We need to keep some of the old ways. They may be the only lifelines we have left if the SHTF.

Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 12:53 PM (Fmupd)

103 So That must BE why i'M not aHEAD by at least fifTY points!

Posted by: Hilary! at July 20, 2017 12:54 PM (PNcou)

104 And does anyone see why this might be an indication that mail-in ballots, especially in states like Colorado that are now 100% mail-in voting - might be more than a little problematic?????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 12:54 PM (NOIQH)

105 Anybody watching OJ?

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 12:49 PM (LRfkc)

Sure, you can watch.

* resumes fapping *

Posted by: OJ In A Cell at July 20, 2017 12:54 PM (EgwCt)

106 If TSHIF, who is to say the post critters will still be going their rounds? I think not.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 12:54 PM (GDtEt)

107 OJ is looking pretty spry for a guy who argued he was too crippled by arthritis 20 years ago to go all stabby.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:54 PM (Nwg0u)

108 TSHTF

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 12:55 PM (GDtEt)

109 Oh, I get that, DML, it's about all the Kerry policies he is supporting / continuing to implement.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 20, 2017 12:55 PM (Mcvvl)

110 might be more than a little problematic?????"

What problem?

/ the DNC

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 12:55 PM (MINbv)

111 87 Since they want to do away with bail, why bother arresting? "

That's the next move.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 12:51 PM (MINbv)

==================

And that's when you get vigilant and vigilante gangs forming to protect territories (in other words, anarchy), which is what the Lefties want as it always leads to totalitarianism.

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2017 12:55 PM (ZcAbN)

112 OJ:

Baby blue is not his best color.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 12:55 PM (LRfkc)

113 104 And does anyone see why this might be an indication that mail-in ballots, especially in states like Colorado that are now 100% mail-in voting - might be more than a little problematic?????
Posted by: Lizzy
______

The postman always votes twice.

Posted by: Furious George at July 20, 2017 12:55 PM (j+dfT)

114
I have no idea who delivers the mail to my house. I'm not at home then.

I work from home and have to experience this dirtbag
opening our mail, driving up on the lawn so he can turn around instead of going 200 feet into the cul-de-sac, and seeing which of the neighbors mail he dropped into our box by mistake. The Postmaster in our zip code is worthless. I gave up complaining.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 12:55 PM (mcI77)

115 107
OJ is looking pretty spry for a guy who argued he was too crippled by arthritis 20 years ago to go all stabby.

And then resumed playing golf all the time while "looking for the real killer."

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 12:56 PM (GDtEt)

116 Say, did you know my father was a mailman?

Posted by: John Kasich at July 20, 2017 12:56 PM (ctuyM)

117 Disagree. Electronic communications are fragile and completely exposed to all sorts disruptive elements.

We need to keep some of the old ways. They may be the only lifelines we have left if the SHTF.
Posted by: Soona

We can always call Kevin Costner.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 12:56 PM (W4LFA)

118 OJ is looking pretty spry for a guy who argued he was too crippled by arthritis 20 years ago to go all stabby.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 12:54 PM (Nwg0u)

It cums and goes but most times I can get a pretty good grip on myself.

Posted by: OJ In A Cell at July 20, 2017 12:56 PM (EgwCt)

119 USPS may be obsolete but for various subsidies, but that doesn't keep 90% of my UPS packages, 100% of DHL packages, and 95% of Amazon (AMZ, not 3rd parties) packages from being delivered by them.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 20, 2017 12:56 PM (OmhcY)

120 OJ:

He sounds nothing like himself.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 12:57 PM (LRfkc)

121 This thread seems to be degenerating into the usual. For a bunch of 29 year-olds a lot of people here* complain like the grumpiest fossilized geezer.

*No names named.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 12:57 PM (hLRSq)

122 If my postperson campaigns like he/she/it delivers the mail, then the campaigning was done 2 streets over at the wrong address.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 12:57 PM (2euXD)

123 >>We can always call Kevin Costner.

And his sidekick, Ford Lincoln Mercury!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 12:57 PM (NOIQH)

124 which is what the Lefties want as it always leads to totalitarianism"

That they foolishly believe they will control.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 12:57 PM (MINbv)

125 104 And does anyone see why this might be an indication that mail-in ballots, especially in states like Colorado that are now 100% mail-in voting - might be more than a little problematic?????
Posted by: Lizzy

I wouldn't trust our postman to walk a dog. It would come home wet and pregnant.

We drop our ballots at the ballot drop box in town.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 12:58 PM (mcI77)

126 I'm down for a thread on puppies or kittens.

Or boobs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 20, 2017 12:58 PM (3OIiX)

127 OJ:

Celebrity is in effect.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 12:58 PM (LRfkc)

128 And that's when you get vigilant and vigilante gangs forming to protect territories (in other words, anarchy), which is what the Lefties want as it always leads to ~~totalitarianism.~~ Game of Thrones.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 12:58 PM (W4LFA)

129 116; i mentioned that upthread, john. you must have had your mouth full at the time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 12:58 PM (KP5rU)

130 Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 12:55 PM (mcI77)

Sounds like you have a real problem. Too bad. Hope he retires soon for your sake.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 12:58 PM (hLRSq)

131 The case for making Hillary president after Trump's impeachment
---

These people are insane.

And I don't mean "you're insane becuase you're a fan of a losing sports team" insane, I mean "you need to be in a psych ward receiving significant doses of psychotropic drugs and extensive therapy stat" insane.

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:58 PM (aT+Bx)

132 106 If TSHIF, who is to say the post critters will still be going their rounds? I think not.
Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 12:54 PM (GDtEt)

Neither war nor riots nor insurrections shall keep them from their appointed rounds.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 12:59 PM (zj1+z)

133 Not a smidgen of corruption.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2017 12:59 PM (0mskG)

134 OJ:

I'm sorry. Did she say that, since alcohol was involved when you committed this crime, we're giving you a break?

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:00 PM (LRfkc)

135 124 which is what the Lefties want as it always leads to totalitarianism"

That they foolishly believe they will control.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 12:57 PM (MINbv)

Ding Ding Ding. We have a winner.

I'm ready to throw my lot in with a Pinochet. Losing with dignity sucks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 01:00 PM (uzJKG)

136 I'm down for a thread on puppies or kittens.

Or boobs.

Embrace the power of "and"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 01:00 PM (MINbv)

137 Now I know why dogs don't like them

Kittehs don't like them either. Oldie but goodie kitteh vid-- Cat attacks the mailman (Katshit's dad?) through the mail slot:

http://tinyurl.com/j8jt2py

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2017 01:00 PM (3C9q2)

138 driving up on the lawn so he can turn around instead of going 200 feet into the cul-de-sac

Some well-placed pointy things embedded in the lawn should solve that one.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2017 01:00 PM (vtcmf)

139 That they foolishly believe they will control.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 12:57 PM (MINbv)

===========

Yep. This is how you got Caesar.

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2017 01:00 PM (ZcAbN)

140 Yesterday I heard on the radio that the USPS was UNDERCHARGING Amazon for shipping packages. And now this. I live in an area that the Postal Service delivers the UPS, DHL, etc. packages because it's cheaper for them to contract delivery than to deliver at the door.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 20, 2017 01:00 PM (G8B7r)

141 I may in a minority here, but I have been really fortunate in mailpeople. They are hard-working and keep track of their own route in my city. When my mother was very sick (in a neighboring town), the mailman called me because she didn't greet him. Thank goodness for those really hard working and conscientious mailcarriers.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2017 01:00 PM (MIKMs)

142 When the SHTF, the postal critters will probably be among the looters, rapers and pillagers. It's what they do now, in their way, so it's only a short step to the full-scale thing.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 01:01 PM (GDtEt)

143 So I just heard a commercial from my cable provider here in northern California (AT&T). If ANYONE in your "household" is involved in the SNAP program you get cable for $10 dollars a month.

Pretty pissed off. $10 is essentially free compared to what I pay.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2017 01:01 PM (q177U)

144 this is treason, right?

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 20, 2017 01:01 PM (AU4SY)

145 131 The case for making Hillary president after Trump's impeachment
---

These people are insane.

And I don't mean "you're insane becuase you're a fan of a losing sports team" insane, I mean "you need to be in a psych ward receiving significant doses of psychotropic drugs and extensive therapy stat" insane.

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 12:58 PM (aT+Bx)

And yet they'll do it, and then get in your face and say "What are you going to DO about it?".

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 01:01 PM (CMbMd)

146 The bloody glove was the most incriminating evidence against OJ in spite of the mistake to have him try on the glove and his fake effort to put it on.

They traced this glove all the way back to where it was manufactured and basically connected this high priced glove to the purchase made by Nicole. That alone should have convicted him but instead it's what got him off. Those jurors were clueless.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 01:02 PM (TTp7P)

147
Sounds like you have a real problem. Too bad. Hope he retires soon for your sake.

He looks like a younger Eric Clapton. We call him Slow Hand. He'll be around until he claims a permanent disability, then we'll get his sister on the route.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 01:02 PM (mcI77)

148 >>We drop our ballots at the ballot drop box in town.

We do, too.

But your mailman probably knows your general politics based on things like magazines, catalogs, fundraising letters (took years for the RNC to stop pestering me), etc. The could -oopsie!- not deliver the ballot to my home, or collect undeliverable ballots for people who have moved and then get them to some people who are happy to use them as needed, etc.

All kinds of shenanigans can be done by a Post Office/mailman should they want to.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 01:02 PM (NOIQH)

149 I'm down for a thread on puppies or kittens.

Just posted a ktteh vid-- kitteh going postal on the postman.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2017 01:02 PM (3C9q2)

150 Working for a federal agency, we were reminded constantly to obey the Hatch Act and not to campaign, endorse, promote, etc. any candidate.

It became so contentious that we had to change the channels in our patient waiting rooms off of any news and just put on re-runs of Bonanza and the like. Our vets were getting into shouting matches when the news was on and there were times it almost became violent.

I have to admit, every time I passed by the union president's car with her big "I'm with Her" bumber sticker, I wanted to key it.

Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:02 PM (oiNtH)

151 OJ:

"Eh, all forgiven."

--the parole board

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:02 PM (LRfkc)

152 I'm sorry. Did she say that, since alcohol was involved when you committed this crime, we're giving you a break?

They're gonna send him to slasher rehab.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2017 01:02 PM (vtcmf)

153 106 If TSHIF, who is to say the post critters will still be going their rounds? I think not.
Posted by: Ruthless at July 20, 2017 12:54 PM (GDtEt)

---------------

I'll bet on the postal service surviving one way or the other. Whether it's local, state, or federally controlled is the question. But the concept has been tested through the worst of times. The basic system is in place and should never be abandoned.

Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 01:03 PM (Fmupd)

154 Just read OM's thread below, and the Chipotle piece in the sidebar.

Now I have a rage headache, but I've lost my appetite, so there's that.

As for the USPS, I have no words. The creatures behind the counters here are like the worst of the DMV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:03 PM (PY9jH)

155 128 And that's when you get vigilant and vigilante gangs forming to protect territories (in other words, anarchy), which is what the Lefties want as it always leads to ~~totalitarianism.~~ Game of Thrones.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 12:58 PM (W4LFA)

Hadn't watched that one either ... but somebody said it was all floppy weiners. Don't sound like Must See TV.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 01:03 PM (uzJKG)

156 Fat O.J.
If he gets out he could be the next Batman.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2017 01:03 PM (HgMAr)

157 146 The bloody glove was the most incriminating evidence against OJ in spite of the mistake to have him try on the glove and his fake effort to put it on.

They traced this glove all the way back to where it was manufactured and basically connected this high priced glove to the purchase made by Nicole. That alone should have convicted him but instead it's what got him off. Those jurors were clueless.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 01:02 PM (TTp7P)

In my vague memory, the carpet fibers were virtually unique.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:03 PM (LRfkc)

158 Shep's in his element right now, covering O. J.'s hearing. Hope there's no rape or baby eating in the courtroom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:04 PM (PY9jH)

159 I saw some blurb about how Pornhub viewership dropped off the map while the Game of Thrones premiere was on...

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 01:04 PM (rmVvL)

160 Now I understand why they can't deliver my damn mail. They're busy campaigning.
***
I still get my daily junk mail that goes straight into the trash.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (eSx+E)

161 The jurors weren't clueless,they had no intention of convicting.

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (rmVvL)

162 Hadn't watched that one either ... but somebody said it was all floppy weiners. Don't sound like Must See TV.

Lots of competing/warring factions with no one in control of everyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (W4LFA)

163 >>>156 Fat O.J.
If he gets out he could be the next Batman.
Posted by: wth at July 20, 2017 01:03 PM (HgMAr)

Less fat than in some recent hearing, couple of years back.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (LRfkc)

164 They traced this glove all the way back to where it was manufactured and basically connected this high priced glove to the purchase made by Nicole. That alone should have convicted him but instead it's what got him off. Those jurors were clueless.

Posted by: Jack Sock

OJ's lawyers had him stop taking his prescribed meds for arthritis for the express reason that his hands would swell and the glove wouldn't fit. They knew he was guilty as hell and jumped into Satan's pit with him.

Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (oiNtH)

165 159 I saw some blurb about how Pornhub viewership dropped off the map while the Game of Thrones premiere was on...
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 01:04 PM (rmVvL)

The GoT premier had some crazy ratings.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (KUaJL)

166
I can understand how democrats could think they would never lose anothe presidential election.They had the entire government working for them.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (lKyWE)

167 156 Fat O.J.
If he gets out he could be the next Batman.
Posted by: wth

He's already booked to do a "Captain Stabbin" video

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (FZYNt)

168 We need to keep some of the old ways. They may be the only lifelines we have left if the SHTF.
Posted by: Soona

The was a good basis for a novel that went off the rails 3/4s of the way thru, don't mention the movie.

Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (9TU00)

169 >>>161 The jurors weren't clueless,they had no intention of convicting.
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (rmVvL)

Sickening. It's just sickening.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:06 PM (LRfkc)

170 When you control the mail, you control...INFORMATION!

Posted by: Newman: USPS at July 20, 2017 01:06 PM (qJhUV)

171
Yesterday I heard on the radio that the USPS was UNDERCHARGING Amazon for shipping packages.
***
Sounds like Bezos's venture into politics is proving profitable.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2017 01:06 PM (eSx+E)

172 112 OJ:

Baby blue is not his best color.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 12:55 PM (LRfkc)

Jumpsuit orange suits him well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 01:06 PM (SRKgf)

173 O. J. lurves a camera and the sound of his own voice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:07 PM (PY9jH)

174 161 The jurors weren't clueless,they had no intention of convicting.
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (rmVvL)

This.

And WE'RE the racists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 01:07 PM (SRKgf)

175 I'll bet on the postal service surviving one way or the other. Whether it's local, state, or federally controlled is the question. But the concept has been tested through the worst of times. The basic system is in place and should never be abandoned.
Posted by: Soona

If TSHTF and we go MadMax, I don't see a huge need for the post office anyway.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:07 PM (W4LFA)

176 most of my mail never gets in the house. i send it back to its source every other wednesday. in bulk. big round container.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 01:07 PM (KP5rU)

177 O.J.:

I wonder if he wants to get out in order to exact revenge on somebody. He seems to really, really want to get out.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:07 PM (LRfkc)

178 If TSHTF and we go MadMax, I don't see a huge need for the post office anyway.
Posted by: rickb223

*digs out old goalie mask*

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 01:08 PM (FZYNt)

179 25 How many people would actually use the post office if they weren't required to?

Don't know about your location, but I can buy stamps at the supermarket, and there are UPS and FedEx for sending packages. So yeah, I haven't been to my local post office in over a year.
*
*
I buy stamps and do other mail things at a USPS substation in the university next door to where I work. Much nicer people (one of whom is actually pretty in a girl-next-door way), with none of that annoying attitude you get from the regular USPS drones.

What's this deal with UPS where you pay for UPS delivery, and UPS contracts it out to the post office? Isn't that pretty sneaky?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2017 01:08 PM (zpYxD)

180 Lest everyone forget :

The OJ trial gave us The Kardashians.

Which gave us Brucelyn Jenner.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 01:08 PM (CMbMd)

181 >>>Man, that last post by Oregon Muse

Bleah. Most of the victims will be blacks or liberal "white guilt" whites.

So that's karma. Let these retarded assholes suffer for what they voted for. They deserve every last bit of it. The murdrrs and rapes. Fuck them all. Karma.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 01:08 PM (xAvrH)

182 161 The jurors weren't clueless,they had no intention of convicting.
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (rmVvL)

I believe that to be partially true but they needed an excuse. Furhman and the glove was their excuse. I still believe though they were of below average intelligence from the interviews and their profiles.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (TTp7P)

183 I think we all need to get a Helicopter pilots license.

When I was younger I thought General Pinochet was a Monster, now I'm older and wiser and realize he was right.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (dKiJG)

184 The GoT premier had some crazy ratings.

It's the last season.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (W4LFA)

185 Nobody's ever accused me of pulling a weapon on them...BECAUSE I KILLED THEM!!!

Posted by: OJ at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (qJhUV)

186 Hey Jeffie Sessions .... looks like you might want to do some asset forfeitures there.

Posted by: E.T. at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (P1GJy)

187 146 The bloody glove was the most incriminating evidence against OJ in spite of the mistake to have him try on the glove and his fake effort to put it on.

The prosecutors were retarded. How did they not realize that it's easy to fake inability to put on a glove?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (SRKgf)

188 O.J.:

"I'VE NEVER HAD ANYBODY ACCUSE ME OF PULLING A WEAPON ON THEM."

CAUSE YOU KILLED THEM

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (LRfkc)

189 143,
The low price internet was part of the deal when ATT bought direct tv...

And by part of the deal, I meant "payoff" so the FCC and DOJ were happy.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (MINbv)

190 They traced this glove all the way back to where it was manufactured and basically connected this high priced glove to the purchase made by Nicole. That alone should have convicted him but instead it's what got him off. Those jurors were clueless.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 01:02 PM (TTp7P)

-----------

No. Not clueless. Their verdict was the true advent of what's come to be known as "social justice". Much of what we're seeing in juris doctrine came from that trial. It's resulted in what we discussed in the last thread.

Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (Fmupd)

191 I bet they want to let him out just so they can quit feeding him.

Posted by: wth at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (HgMAr)

192 Murders, not murrdrs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 01:10 PM (xAvrH)

193 >>>185 Nobody's ever accused me of pulling a weapon on them...BECAUSE I KILLED THEM!!!
Posted by: OJ at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (qJhUV)

Whoa. We share a brain.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:10 PM (LRfkc)

194 Shorter O. J.:

I dindonuthin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:11 PM (PY9jH)

195 suggestion for the style guide:

Moron Meetups should be properly referred to as

Moron Collusionups.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 20, 2017 01:11 PM (PNcou)

196 Our mail deliver is such a worthless piece of liberal shit I can see him taking the day off instead of campaigning.

I wonder how many Minneapolis letter carriers are Somali diversity hires.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2017 01:11 PM (3C9q2)

197 O.J.:

I wonder if he wants to get out in order to exact revenge on somebody. He seems to really, really want to get out.

The real killers aren't gonna catch themselves.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2017 01:11 PM (qJhUV)

198 O.J.:

He's kinda losing it, here. He sounds kinda nuts.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:11 PM (LRfkc)

199
OJ's lawyers had him stop taking his prescribed meds for arthritis for the express reason that his hands would swell and the glove wouldn't fit. They knew he was guilty as hell and jumped into Satan's pit with him.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (oiNtH)

Quite literally now for Kardashian and Cochran

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 01:11 PM (lKyWE)

200 I don't think this is the last season of GoT,one more 7 episode season after this one.

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 01:11 PM (rmVvL)

201 AP: No Using Migrant Or Refugee To Describe Muslim Horde Invading Europe, Label Them People Struggling To Enter Europe

Good grief.

Weasel Zippers

Control the language, Control the Discussion

And we let them do it...Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:11 PM (5y11N)

202 It's the last season.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (W4LFA)

I highly doubt that we'll be done with GoT after this season, even if the main storyline is finished.

It's too big of a moneymaker for HBO not for them to do some spinoffs.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 20, 2017 01:12 PM (KUaJL)

203 O.J.:

I wonder if he wants to get out in order to exact revenge on somebody. He seems to really, really want to get out.

The real killers aren't gonna catch themselves.
--

To the golf course!!!

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 01:12 PM (aT+Bx)

204 O.J.:

Jeez, this man had everything.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:12 PM (LRfkc)

205 don't mention the movie."

Uh, Waterworld?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 01:12 PM (MINbv)

206 Hmmm. If the Juice gets out, I wonder how soon he'll be golfing with Obama?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:13 PM (PY9jH)

207 146 The bloody glove was the most incriminating evidence against OJ in spite of the mistake to have him try on the glove and his fake effort to put it on.

They traced this glove all the way back to where it was manufactured and basically connected this high priced glove to the purchase made by Nicole. That alone should have convicted him but instead it's what got him off. Those jurors were clueless.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 01:02 PM (TTp7P)

The jurors were corrupt, the prosecutors incompetent and the judge a complete pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 01:13 PM (zj1+z)

208 Always thought Marcia Clarke was a One during the OJ Trial.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 01:13 PM (uzJKG)

209 O.J.:

Maybe he wants to kill himself. I'm really serious. I wonder what he has in mind.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:13 PM (LRfkc)

210 OJ's lawyers had him stop taking his prescribed meds for arthritis for the express reason that his hands would swell and the glove wouldn't fit. They knew he was guilty as hell and jumped into Satan's pit with him.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM (oiNtH)

They didn't even have to do that...ask any Dentist/Doctor how any tight fitting leather gloves would fit over latex gloves and cheap ass baggy latex gloves at that. The prosecution sucked...malpractive

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:13 PM (5y11N)

211 As I get older, I sometimes wonder if the OJ Prosecution intentionally half-assed it because they knew there was no way they were getting a conviction out of that jury no matter what.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 01:13 PM (CMbMd)

212 Newman!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 20, 2017 01:13 PM (nlbfN)

213 What will OJ get back to if he is paroled? Does he have any assets anymore? Of course he will write a book and do interviews on the injustice of our judicial system.

Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (oiNtH)

214 "worker" now = "communist'

Son just got back from an academic presentation in Washington State. He'd never been to the west coast. Beautiful scenery, horrified by the hippies, homeless, piercings, tats. Wanted to kiss the ground in Charlotte on his way back. When you freak out a 22 college student who has lived his entire life in the close-in DC burbs and NYC, you're really freaks.

Asked for the bar's special and the guy gave him...........Absinthe

Posted by: dagny at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (wZuWv)

215 When I was younger I thought General Pinochet was a Monster, now I'm older and wiser and realize he was right.
***
Yep, compare the history of Chile with say Cuba. If there has been a Pinochet in Cuba how many people more people would be alive today? How much better off would they be financially? How much freer would they be.

On a side note a "rightwing" dictator, at least in the western tradition can never be as bad as a leftwing one, because inherently the former will be restrained by tradition. As we've seen with our current leftwing oligarchy there are "no" restrictions on how far the left will extend its power.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (eSx+E)

216 They didn't even have to do that...ask any Dentist/Doctor how any tight fitting leather gloves would fit over latex gloves and cheap ass baggy latex gloves at that. The prosecution sucked...malpractive
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:13 PM (5y11N)

Also, leather that's been exposed to liquid does two things: stiffens and shrinks.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (zj1+z)

217 O.J.:

Maybe he wants to kill himself. I'm really serious. I wonder what he has in mind.

Ummmm.. you can do that in prison you know.

Posted by: Zombie Aaron Hernandez at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (qJhUV)

218 The prosecution was stupid when they made him put on the glove, anyone that owns leather gloves will tell you they shrink when they get wet.

I am sorry but I couldn't convict him after that and it the DA's fault.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (dKiJG)

219 Entire Burundi robotics team missing after competition in Washington DC

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8o7guzo

--
probably "DREAMers" imo

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 20, 2017 01:15 PM (hMwEB)

220
What will OJ get back to if he is paroled? Does he have any assets
anymore? Of course he will write a book and do interviews on the
injustice of our judicial system.

Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (oiNtH)

He's good at murder. He could go to work for the Clinton crime syndicate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:15 PM (PY9jH)

221 ... and jumped into Satan's pit with him.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:05 PM

-----

Quite literally now for Kardashian and Cochran
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 01:11 PM

It is ever thus for defilers of chili.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2017 01:15 PM (ctuyM)

222 >>>190 Their verdict was the true advent of what's come to be known as "social justice". Much of what we're seeing in juris doctrine came from that trial.
Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (Fmupd)

You the man, Soona. That's some truth, there.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:15 PM (LRfkc)

223 186 Hey Jeffie Sessions .... looks like you might want to do some asset forfeitures there.
Posted by: E.T. at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (P1GJy)

--------------

I used to watch OJ when he was playing college ball and later in the NFL. I used to cheer when he ran for touchdowns. So, with that in consideration, I must recuse myself from any further investigations of OJ.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 01:16 PM (Fmupd)

224 Of course he will write a book and do interviews on the injustice of our judicial system.

Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (oiNtH)

I think Fred Goldman still has the right to take every penny OJ makes for like forever. May Fred live a long long long life.

Posted by: OJ In A Cell at July 20, 2017 01:16 PM (EgwCt)

225 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:11 PM (5y11N)

201 AP: No Using Migrant Or Refugee To Describe Muslim Horde Invading Europe, Label Them People Struggling To ~~Enter Europe~~ Get Away From Murderous People Exactly Like Themselves

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 01:16 PM (SRKgf)

226 Just read OM's piece... well, much of it.

This is why I don't get on board with the decriminalize dope crowd. You think you live in a vacuum, where everything will be wonderful once you can smoke your dope without hassle.

Well, you have a tail, dopeheads. That tail contains heroin and crack and all the violent pigs who prey on human weakness, or beat their mothers to steal jewelry to pay for their drugs.

You aren't separate from that. Your Democrat politicians are linking you to them. In this world. If you lived in a different world, they would be separate, but you don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)

227 The GoT premier had some crazy ratings.
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Amazing how people flock to a lesser knock off of LotR.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2017 01:16 PM (eSx+E)

228 O.J.:

"I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SOMEBODY WHO GOT ALONG WITH PEOPLE."

EXCEPT WHEN I KILLED THEM

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:16 PM (LRfkc)

229 227 The GoT premier had some crazy ratings.
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Amazing how people flock to a lesser knock off of LotR.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2017 01:16 PM (eSx+E)

But GoT has boobs.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 01:17 PM (+6NYT)

230 Wow. OJ pleading his case and just said he has led a conflict free life, never got in fights, etc....

Speechless.

Posted by: Ripley at July 20, 2017 01:17 PM (MxEKc)

231 Also, leather that's been exposed to liquid does two things: stiffens and shrinks.
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I HATE when that happens.

Posted by: Shep! at July 20, 2017 01:17 PM (vg8iE)

232 Man, that last post by Oregon Muse (quoting ~~Thomas Wictor~~ Gorillapundit).
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Corrected.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 20, 2017 01:17 PM (nlbfN)

233 The GoT premier had some crazy ratings.
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Amazing how people flock to a lesser knock off of LotR.

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Give us a LotR every week.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:17 PM (W4LFA)

234 Man, where's Norm MacDonald when you need him?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2017 01:17 PM (qJhUV)

235 190 Their verdict was the true advent of what's come to be known as "social justice". Much of what we're seeing in juris doctrine came from that trial.
Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (Fmupd)

Yep. Seeing blacks cheer his acquittal was a turning point. It became painfully apparent at that point that for them the controlling legal standard was heinie color.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 01:17 PM (SRKgf)

236 Organizations don't commit felonies. PEOPLE do.

Where are the prosecutions?

Posted by: pj at July 20, 2017 01:18 PM (TZXEx)

237
Wow. OJ pleading his case and just said he has led a conflict free life, never got in fights, etc....

Speechless.

Posted by: Ripley at July 20, 2017 01:17 PM (MxEKc)

Except for those two times he got stabby. Who here among us hasn't slit the throats of a couple of people, while in a rage?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:18 PM (PY9jH)

238 Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 01:02 PM (TTp7P)

The jurors were corrupt, the prosecutors incompetent and the judge a complete pussy.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 01:13 PM (zj1+z)

The jurors wanted payback.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 20, 2017 01:18 PM (Ri/rl)

239 Fuck them all. Karma.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 01:08 PM (xAvrH)

zombie, I would be honored to rescue you from CA. I live in NY, LI, so it would be much MUCH better, obviously.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 01:18 PM (xAvrH)

240
What will OJ get back to if he is paroled? Does he have any assets anymore? Of course he will write a book and do interviews on the injustice of our judicial system. Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (oiNtH)

He still has his NFL pension which was ruled untouchable during the civil trial

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 01:18 PM (lKyWE)

241 Give us a LotR every week.
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Coming soon....Peter Jackson's The Silmarillion. An epic 79 movie series staring every actor in Hollywood at some point, and most of the population of New Zealand.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2017 01:18 PM (eSx+E)

242 Except for those two times he got stabby. Who here among us hasn't slit the throats of a couple of people, while in a rage?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:18 PM (PY9jH)

Been sorely tempted a couple of times. As have most folks, I'd wager.

Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 01:19 PM (+6NYT)

243 Who here among us hasn't slit the throats of a couple of people, while in a rage?
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Preach it, sister!

Posted by: Mohammed and Muhammad at July 20, 2017 01:19 PM (vg8iE)

244 I highly doubt that we'll be done with GoT after this season, even if the main storyline is finished.

It's too big of a moneymaker for HBO not for them to do some spinoffs.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 20, 2017 01:12 PM (KUaJL)

That's why they are keeping the production together to do Confederate the alternate universe where the South Won.

They could always do a prequel but most prequels suck balls.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 20, 2017 01:19 PM (dKiJG)

245 So, thinking about the last thread and "disparate impact":

1. Do the people such as Holder and Lynch pushing those policies really believe that black people are disproportionately arrested, convicted and imprisoned because the justice system is inherently racist?

2. Or do they know perfectly well that blacks commit more crimes than whites, and just don't believe they should be punished for them, because Fuck You, Whitey.

Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 01:19 PM (xjiRE)

246 Don't know about your location, but I can buy stamps at the supermarket, and there are UPS and FedEx for sending packages. So yeah, I haven't been to my local post office in over a year.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2017 12:37 PM (3C9q2)

As an occasional winter resident in Apache Junction, AZ, I can say that I am well pleased with the post office there, both the letter carriers and the inside counter people.

And no, government employees should not be given "leave" to campaign for Obama. Or anyone else. Bust the union.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2017 01:19 PM (XUcIQ)

247 >>>230 Wow. OJ pleading his case and just said he has led a conflict free life, never got in fights, etc....

Speechless.
Posted by: Ripley at July 20, 2017 01:17 PM (MxEKc)

I want the transcript. Unbelievable.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:19 PM (LRfkc)

248 This is why I don't get on board with the decriminalize dope crowd. You think you live in a vacuum, where everything will be wonderful once you can smoke your dope without hassle.

Well, you have a tail, dopeheads. That tail contains heroin and crack and all the violent pigs who prey on human weakness, or beat their mothers to steal jewelry to pay for their drugs.

You aren't separate from that. Your Democrat politicians are linking you to them. In this world. If you lived in a different world, they would be separate, but you don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)

This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 01:19 PM (SRKgf)

249 Asked for the bar's special and the guy gave him...........Absinthe

It was banned here and in parts of Europe for some years because it contains small amounts of thujone, a chemical found in wormwood that was supposed to cause hallucinations. So yeah, absinthe could be the state drink of Washington State.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2017 01:19 PM (3C9q2)

250 Speaking of rats, here's some filmed in a Dallas Chipotle restaurant. Walking around, climbing on the wall, you know, just doing rat stuff.

http://tinyurl.com/ybtqyokg

(Okay, they're mice, but still. Since it's Chipotle, I'm calling them rats.)

Posted by: Dang at July 20, 2017 01:19 PM (8b+oT)

251 The jurors wanted payback.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 20, 2017 01:18 PM (Ri/rl)

I won $20 off that verdict.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 01:19 PM (uzJKG)

252 Coming soon....Peter Jackson's The Silmarillion. An epic 79 movie series staring every actor in Hollywood at some point, and most of the population of New Zealand.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2017 01:18 PM (eSx+E)

But mostly Orlando Bloom for most of the time for some reason, even though his character wasn't in the source material.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 20, 2017 01:19 PM (KUaJL)

253 Always thought Marcia Clarke was a One during the OJ Trial.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 01:13 PM (uzJKG)

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Well... for a time...she was the one for me.

Posted by: Chris Darden at July 20, 2017 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

254 Met Mark Fuhrman briefly while filling up at a gas station near Sandpoint, ID.

Funny he lives in northern Idaho. Sayin'

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 01:20 PM (mcI77)

255 O. J. "I've been called in sometimes to stop guys who are fighting."

O. J. the peacemaker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:20 PM (PY9jH)

256 202 It's the last season.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:09 PM (W4LFA)

I highly doubt that we'll be done with GoT after this season, even if the main storyline is finished.

It's too big of a moneymaker for HBO not for them to do some spinoffs.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 20, 2017 01:12 PM (KUaJL)

Not the last season, and HBO has indeed confirmed that spin off(s) are in the works. Interestingly, one of the writers of "The Kingsmen" is involved.

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 01:20 PM (7HtZB)

257 This is why I don't get on board with the decriminalize dope crowd. You think you live in a vacuum, where everything will be wonderful once you can smoke your dope without hassle.

Well, you have a tail, dopeheads. That tail contains heroin and crack and all the violent pigs who prey on human weakness, or beat their mothers to steal jewelry to pay for their drugs.

You aren't separate from that. Your Democrat politicians are linking you to them. In this world. If you lived in a different world, they would be separate, but you don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2017 01:16 PM (TOk1P)

To a good approximation, all liberal and most libertarian utopian proposals are dangerous nonsense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 01:20 PM (SRKgf)

258 Todd Bridges. Willis from Different Strokes.

Walked into a crack house and shot a guy like 9 times. He lived. And testified at the trial. Pointed out Bridges as the shooter.

Bridges was acquitted. His lawyer: johnny Cochran.

If he could get his client off with the victim as an eyewitness then no way would a mostly circumstantial case convict

Get most physical evidence thrown out and cast doubt on the rest with misconduct and mishandling by the police to throw reasonable doubt....

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 01:20 PM (wc+Nc)

259 So, thinking about the last thread and "disparate impact":

1. Do the people such as Holder and Lynch pushing those policies really believe that black people are disproportionately arrested, convicted and imprisoned because the justice system is inherently racist?

2. Or do they know perfectly well that blacks commit more crimes than whites, and just don't believe they should be punished for them, because Fuck You, Whitey.
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Yes.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2017 01:20 PM (vg8iE)

260 143 So I just heard a commercial from my cable provider here in northern California (AT&T). If ANYONE in your "household" is involved in the SNAP program you get cable for $10 dollars a month.

Pretty pissed off. $10 is essentially free compared to what I pay.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2017 01:01 PM (q177U)

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Broadband internet is the same. On food stamps? Give us ten bucks and we'll give you faster internet service than what the majority of rural Americans pay $40/month for.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:21 PM (JTMqu)

261 Marsha Clarke reminds me of a younger Nancy Pelotski,

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 01:21 PM (mcI77)

262 216 They didn't even have to do that...ask any Dentist/Doctor how any tight fitting leather gloves would fit over latex gloves and cheap ass baggy latex gloves at that. The prosecution sucked...malpractive
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:13 PM (5y11N)

Also, leather that's been exposed to liquid does two things: stiffens and shrinks.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (zj1+z)

Yup, if the Prosecution had been smart...

They would have run out and got a NEW pair of those exact gloves, in that size... then had him put THOSE on...

Explaining that the original ones had shrunk due to testing...

Posted by: Don Q. at July 20, 2017 01:21 PM (NgKpN)

263 Walked into a crack house and shot a guy like 9 times. He lived. And testified at the trial. Pointed out Bridges as the shooter.

Bridges was acquitted. His lawyer: johnny Cochran.
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And all I did was rob a fucking video store!

Posted by: Dana Plato at July 20, 2017 01:21 PM (vg8iE)

264 O. J.: "I've missed a lot of time, like 36 birthdays with my children."

Zombie Nicole Simpson: "Yeah, about that...."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:21 PM (PY9jH)

265 249 It was banned here and in parts of Europe for some years because it contains small amounts of thujone, a chemical found in wormwood that was supposed to cause hallucinations. So yeah, absinthe could be the state drink of Washington State.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2017 01:19 PM (3C9q2)

Most "Absinthe" sold in the US is actually an imitation made from a similar plant that does not contain said chemical.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 01:22 PM (CMbMd)

266 You aren't separate from that. Your Democrat politicians are linking you to them. In this world. If you lived in a different world, they would be separate, but you don't.

Posted by: BurtTC

CO has seen quite the sharp uptick in crime since legalizing marijuana. It has attracted quite the drek from other states. Even places like Durango on the Western Slope is being besieged by homeless drug addicts who are ruining what was once a beautiful and very unique downtown area. There are consequences.

Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:22 PM (oiNtH)

267 >>>240
He still has his NFL pension which was ruled untouchable during the civil trial
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 01:18 PM (lKyWE)

I did not know that.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:22 PM (LRfkc)

268 So, thinking about the last thread and "disparate impact":
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Their electorate wants these crimes to be punished minimally. So they deliver...and use the opportunity afforded them by politics to get rich. Its as simple as that.

Of course it is a vicious cycle. The FNM controls the narrative the Left's LIV consume and guides them to vote a certain way. Holder and co then use that to get political power. Once they have the power they coordinate with the FNM.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2017 01:22 PM (eSx+E)

269 So where's that fat Nazi bitch from the FEC looking to crack down on this shit???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

270 But Russia!

Posted by: dagny at July 20, 2017 01:22 PM (wZuWv)

271 Give us a LotR every week.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:17 PM (W4LFA)

I think a TV series set in the First Age of Middle Earth would be awesome.

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 01:22 PM (7HtZB)

272 Except for those two times he got stabby. Who here among us hasn't slit the throats of a couple of people, while in a rage?

"So I was reading H.L. Mencken, and suddenly it became clear to me what I had to do. I didn't have a black flag, so I just went to the next part right away." - OJ Simpson

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 01:23 PM (SRKgf)

273 Well, you have a tail, dopeheads. That tail contains heroin and crack
and all the violent pigs who prey on human weakness, or beat their
mothers to steal jewelry to pay for their drugs.

You aren't separate from that.
Posted by: BurtTC

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Drug gangs dealing pot machete people to death. Sever heads. Kidnap and kill. And while they're at it, they deal in human trafficking. And the pot heads want to talk about how evil a corporation is for hiring people at the local wages overseas to work in a factory instead of stave to death or become a prostitute.

Posted by: Dang at July 20, 2017 01:23 PM (8b+oT)

274 269 So where's that fat Nazi bitch from the FEC looking to crack down on this shit???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

I don't work at the post office

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 20, 2017 01:23 PM (FZYNt)

275 He still has his NFL pension which was ruled untouchable during the civil trial
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 01:18 PM (lKyWE)

I did not know that.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:22 PM (LRfkc)

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All retirement plans are generally untouchable in bankruptcy, divorce, garnishment, liens... etc.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

276 260 Broadband internet is the same. On food stamps? Give us ten bucks and we'll give you faster internet service than what the majority of rural Americans pay $40/month for.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:21 PM (JTMqu)

40? Damn. In most Suburban areas, you're looking at $85 a months for broadband.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 01:23 PM (CMbMd)

277 143 So I just heard a commercial from my cable provider here in northern California (AT&T). If ANYONE in your "household" is involved in the SNAP program you get cable for $10 dollars a month.

Pretty pissed off. $10 is essentially free compared to what I pay.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2017 01:01 PM (q177U)

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Broadband internet is the same. On food stamps? Give us ten bucks and we'll give you faster internet service than what the majority of rural Americans pay $40/month for.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:21 PM (JTMqu)

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And some people wonder why I no longer give two shits about The Poooooor (TM).

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2017 01:23 PM (vg8iE)

278 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (dKiJG)

So you would ignore all the evidence that established this was OJs glove because of that I'll advised move by the prosecution. You couldn't discern that trying a glove on over other gloves and the ease to fake the fit invalidated this as any objective evidence?

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 01:23 PM (TTp7P)

279 Zombie Nicole Simpson: "Yeah, about that...."
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Says the man who slaughtered their mother and another while they slept upstairs.

Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:23 PM (oiNtH)

280 O.J.:

"Have you been humbled by being in prison?"

Some random not-on-point answer that equals "nope."

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:24 PM (LRfkc)

281 OT--I missed the last thread about the damage Obama, Holder and Lynch caused regarding crime, but one silver lining in that is all the brothas that are being arrested and then released go right back on the street and continue settling scores with each other, thus the death toll is up--and if these ganga-bangas learned how to actually hold a gun--it would probably be higher.

I work in Paterson, NJ and it's a horrific joke how many shootings there are every night--and increasingly, in broad daylight.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 01:24 PM (7uYFy)

282
O. J. "I've been called in sometimes to stop guys who are fighting."
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So Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman were fighting?

Posted by: Dang at July 20, 2017 01:24 PM (8b+oT)

283 If you haven't read it, that Kurt Schlicter article on Kid Rock has a great final line: "This time we'll elect a pimp instead of another ho."

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 20, 2017 01:24 PM (JKNZq)

284 This morning I went through the pockets of some jackets my husband is giving to Goodwill.

Found a set of keys to husband's old SUV he never could find. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:24 PM (PY9jH)

285 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (dKiJG)

Last question, do you have doubt OJ killed those people?

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 01:25 PM (TTp7P)

286 Marcia Clark was a one.

Also, the grainy topless pics of her was one of the highlights of the very early internet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 01:25 PM (gIRsn)

287 I agree that OJ's pension should be off limits, I don't think because you lost a Civil suit you should lose everything. That's why I would love for their to be a law like Florida.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 20, 2017 01:25 PM (dKiJG)

288 So Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman were fighting?
Posted by: Dang

Fighting the beast with 2 backs

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 01:25 PM (FZYNt)

289 And the brain-damaged drunk STILL lost.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at July 20, 2017 01:25 PM (yKB8T)

290 WTh is OJ's parole hearing being broadcast?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 20, 2017 01:25 PM (hMwEB)

291 zombie, I would be honored to rescue you from CA. I live in NY, LI, so it would be much MUCH better, obviously.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 01:18 PM (xAvrH)

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*snort*

Posted by: Texas at July 20, 2017 01:25 PM (s5Kql)

292 re: mailpersons

Ours have become a running joke. All the neighbors within a mile or two have met one another because we'll re-deliver magazines or Amazon packages where they were supposed to go.

One doesn't even bother getting out of the car unless the package is too big to have in the front seat beside her. She'll leave it on the hood or trunk of your car if it's in the driveway and she can pull up next to it, or just toss it (literally throw) onto your porch. If she has to get out to get it out of the trunk she just leaves it in your driveway beside where her car/trunk was.

And yeah, the postmaster cares even less about it than she does.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:26 PM (JTMqu)

293 My take on O. J.'s hearing: He's still a lying, narcissistic sack of shit.

He's Obama, just more murdery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:26 PM (PY9jH)

294 Also, the grainy topless pics of her was one of the highlights of the very early internet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 01:25 PM (gIRsn)

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....ummmm.... highlight??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 01:26 PM (8XRCm)

295 What will OJ get back to if he is paroled? Does he have any assets anymore? Of course he will write a book and do interviews on the injustice of our judicial system.
Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:14 PM (oiNtH)

Plenty. HIs NFL pension, which as someone said above is untouchable, is about 25 thousand a month. Anything else he earns, is subject to the civil verdict, but he is a crook and I am sure will get money under the table and thru his kids or Yada Yada Yada...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:26 PM (5y11N)

296 Most "Absinthe" sold in the US is actually an imitation made from a similar plant that does not contain said chemical.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 01:22 PM (CMbMd)

We had a wormwood bush growing wild in the back of our property. I cut it out with a chain saw. It had a harsh Absinthe odor. I think it is actually illegal to have one growing.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 01:26 PM (mcI77)

297 260 143 So I just heard a commercial from my cable provider here in northern California (AT&T). If ANYONE in your "household" is involved in the SNAP program you get cable for $10 dollars a month.

Pretty pissed off. $10 is essentially free compared to what I pay.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2017 01:01 PM (q177U)

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Broadband internet is the same. On food stamps? Give us ten bucks and we'll give you faster internet service than what the majority of rural Americans pay $40/month for.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:21 PM (JTMqu)

Infuriating, isn't it? If you're worthless, liberals fall all over themselves to favor you.

Here in CA to fight litter there is now a charge for plastic bags - unless you're on EBT. Then you get them free.

Who produces most of the litter? A quick glance around any ghetto will tell you: people on EBT. Duh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 01:26 PM (SRKgf)

298 143 So I just heard a commercial from my cable provider here in northern California (AT&T). If ANYONE in your "household" is involved in the SNAP program you get cable for $10 dollars a month.

Pretty pissed off. $10 is essentially free compared to what I pay.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2017 01:01 PM (q177U)

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They don't care about the poor. They just want them to stay in the house and not cause trouble. It's a type of protection racket.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 01:26 PM (7uYFy)

299 Or do they know perfectly well that blacks commit more crimes than whites, and just don't believe they should be punished for them, because Fuck You, Whitey.

They know that blacks commit more crimes. However, they think that the reason that blacks commit more crimes is because of historic exploitation by whites.

We joke around that the left thinks all bad things are "society's fault." However, they really and truly believe that all social evil, including the "income gap" is because of the historic exploitation of brown people by whites and it INCLUDES microaggressions.

Of course the real goal is to foment chaos and race war because that moves the communist revolution closer===========that's fallen out of fashion to mention, but the philosophy, literature and motive has been the same for 100 years.

Posted by: dagny at July 20, 2017 01:26 PM (wZuWv)

300 What sort of idiot has you put on gloves to put on gloves?! It's gotta fit like a bra right up against the skin!

Posted by: zombie jackie chiles at July 20, 2017 01:27 PM (nlbfN)

301 O.J.:

He just called a guy "ma'am."

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:27 PM (LRfkc)

302 It's amazing he is going to get out the way he babbles...he should shut the fuck up...every word out of his mouth infuriates me and others I am sure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:27 PM (5y11N)

303 Who produces most of the litter? A quick glance around any ghetto will tell you: people on EBT. Duh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 01:26 PM (SRKgf)

They certainly do produce plenty of litters....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 01:27 PM (7uYFy)

304 I was a corrupt drunk yet you found me entertaining because I was fiction. Now you know I'm the norm. Norm!!!!

Posted by: Cliff Claven at July 20, 2017 01:27 PM (bc2Lc)

305 the brothas that are being arrested and then released go right back on the street and continue settling scores with each other

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Baltimore is asking for a murder free weekend. Yeah, right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 20, 2017 01:28 PM (Nwg0u)

306 Before the primary in the 2012 election, my mail person decided not to deliver my mail. So I didn't get my ballot. I requested another and didn't get that either. The only reason I found out what happened was because my pay stub was returned to the company and they contacted me. I was the only person at that address getting mail from Hillsdale college. They continued to deliver mail to people that hadn't lived there in years.

I went down and talked to the supervisor, who seemed to think it was okay to decided that someone didn't live there any more. I explained to him that they were interfering with my voting rights. I did finally get the ballot. So yeah, this is not a good thing as they will definitely play games with you if they think you are not a true believer.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 20, 2017 01:28 PM (JKNZq)

307 O.J.:

He just called a guy "ma'am."
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:27 PM (LRfkc)

Well 9 years in prison, so????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:28 PM (5y11N)

308 40? Damn. In most Suburban areas, you're looking at $85 a months for broadband.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 01:23 PM (CMbMd)

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You're probably doing better than 2mbps, too.

I'd wager the majority of rural America can't purchase whatever the FCC currently considers broadband internet access.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:28 PM (JTMqu)

309 He just called a guy "ma'am."
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So?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 20, 2017 01:28 PM (vg8iE)

310 My prediction: He'll go free.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:28 PM (PY9jH)

311 "Broadband internet is the same. On food stamps?
Give us ten bucks and we'll give you faster internet service than what
the majority of rural Americans pay $40/month for.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo"

This similar to what I have been seeing at the YMCA the past few years. More programs and discount memberships (about 30% of what I pay) than ever for the needy. Of course, nothing is fee so they have been jacking up rates for the non-needy to the point I am about to call it quits.

They also have made quite the commitment to diversity and all it's benefits the past few years. I will especially miss Urban Thug Night at the pool and gym.

Posted by: Ripley at July 20, 2017 01:28 PM (MxEKc)

312 114
I work from home and have to experience this dirtbag
opening our mail, driving up on the lawn so he can turn around instead of going 200 feet into the cul-de-sac, and seeing which of the neighbors mail he dropped into our box by mistake. The Postmaster in our zip code is worthless. I gave up complaining.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 12:55 PM

That's awful! My trouble has been with UPS and DHL. Last year the postmaster tracked down a missing UPS package that never transferred to USPS, even though a USPS routing number was generated for it. It was sent from Tennessee, arrived in Michigan and then mysteriously went to D.C.

Where I live now, the postal workers are great. I had to get a PO box because of a drunk driver, a snowplow, and finally members of the Middle School Mafia taking out my mailbox. I'm going to be a little sorry to phase it out, especially since a couple times they used the magic stamper to convince a solicitor to stop sending me crap.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 20, 2017 01:29 PM (G8B7r)

313 He's not a guy that lives a criminal life?

Ya mean other than the 2 murders?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:29 PM (5y11N)

314 O.J.:

He just called a guy "ma'am."

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:27 PM (LRfkc)

Maybe he thought it was Bruce Jenner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 20, 2017 01:29 PM (493sH)

315 O.J.:

"I'm a pretty straight shooter."

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:29 PM (LRfkc)

316 Most "Absinthe" sold in the US is actually an imitation made from a similar plant that does not contain said chemical.

I'm thinking hippies will try anything if it's rumored to get you high. I knew an ER doc who said he had seen a couple kids in the 1980s who tried getting high on nutmeg-- they mixed several cans of the stuff in a glass of milk and drank it. Serious nausea and vomiting, rapid heartbeat and heavy breathing-- not at all the high they had expected.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2017 01:29 PM (3C9q2)

317 My take on O. J.'s hearing: He's still a lying, narcissistic sack of shit.

He's Obama, just more murdery.
--

So... Democratic presidential hopeful, since he's obviously an alpha male AND a man of action?

/if only he were muslim and transgender...

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 01:29 PM (aT+Bx)

318 The Absinthe bartender went off on absinthe conspiracy theories and propaganda. He refused the drink and left. Coulda been fake, but he is OVER west coast anything.

Apparently, and I'm sure it's because they think they're Jesus, Spokane is over run with homeless?

22 and he's appalled that a cigar bar only had weed.

Posted by: dagny at July 20, 2017 01:30 PM (wZuWv)

319 301 O.J.:

He just called a guy "ma'am."
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:27 PM (LRfkc)

It's true! Fapping can make you go blind!

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 01:30 PM (7HtZB)

320 >>....You aren't separate from that. Your Democrat politicians are linking
you to them. In this world. If you lived in a different world, they
would be separate, but you don't.
- - -

Mentioned before how legal pot in CO.has made it hard to hire people for entry level jobs because pot may be legal, but company doesn't want to hire someone who could potentially be high on the job for legal reasons, etc.
But that means that it's creating a group of people who are having a harder time getting a job - the perfect Democrat base!! They know that they will be nudging a lot of people (not all pot smokers, but still a lot of younger, dumber ones) into a life of need for entitlements/government assistance.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 01:30 PM (NOIQH)

321 O. J.: "I'm pretty easily approachable."

Except when I have a knife in my hand. DON'T PISS ME OFF!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:30 PM (PY9jH)

322 Our postal delivery peeps have been pretty good *knock on wood*

Btw I hear that all USPS workers hate amazon with the heat of a million blazing suns

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 20, 2017 01:30 PM (hMwEB)

323 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:26 PM (5y11N)

Jeez, didn't know about the NFL pension. No justice in this world I guess.

Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:30 PM (oiNtH)

324 /if only he were muslim and transgender...
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 01:29 PM (aT+Bx)

There's still time to change that

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 20, 2017 01:30 PM (KUaJL)

325 O.J.:

Everything. He had everything. I cannot get past that. Couldn't get past it at the time of the trial, either. The American dream, destroyed by the overweening narcissism of O.J. Simpson. Bastard.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:31 PM (LRfkc)

326 I'm thinking hippies will try anything if it's rumored to get you high. I knew an ER doc who said he had seen a couple kids in the 1980s who tried getting high on nutmeg-- they mixed several cans of the stuff in a glass of milk and drank it. Serious nausea and vomiting, rapid heartbeat and heavy breathing-- not at all the high they had expected.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2017 01:29 PM (3C9q2)

Which was detailed in "The Autobiography of Malcom X," which every kid in school had to read.

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 01:31 PM (7HtZB)

327 Cable is desperately trying to keep their subscriber base up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 01:31 PM (oVJmc)

328 I'm thinking hippies will try anything if it's rumored to get you high. I knew an ER doc who said he had seen a couple kids in the 1980s who tried getting high on nutmeg-- they mixed several cans of the stuff in a glass of milk and drank it. Serious nausea and vomiting, rapid heartbeat and heavy breathing-- not at all the high they had expected.
======

WTF? Nutmeg is poison and not many people know that. Lotsa ER visits around the holidays.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2017 01:31 PM (vg8iE)

329 I've read that the Absinthe hallucinations is a myth. The wine industry started the rumors so people would be afraid of it since they were losing so much market share to the trendy drink. It's just alcohol.

Posted by: Dang at July 20, 2017 01:32 PM (8b+oT)

330 313 He's not a guy that lives a criminal life?

Ya mean other than the 2 murders?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:29 PM (5y11N)

Yeah, what's he doing in prison then?

It's like leftists calling Bill Ayers a "former terrorist." He never renounced terrorism. He's just in between bombs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 01:32 PM (SRKgf)

331 I work in Paterson, NJ and it's a horrific joke how many shootings there are every night--and increasingly, in broad daylight.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 01:24 PM (7uYFy)

But the best fried chicken in Northern NJ.

Chicken Supreme.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 01:32 PM (wYseH)

332 I'm not going to go through all the posts to see if anyone else has corrected the min-information stated by a few, but, unlike AMTRAK, the USPS does not receive any government subsidies, nor is it paid for by your tax dollars. Thus, it is often cheaper to mail or ship via USPS than UPS or FEDEX.

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at July 20, 2017 01:32 PM (yetDN)

333 Btw I hear that all USPS workers hate amazon with the heat of a million blazing suns
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 20, 2017 01:30 PM (hMwEB)

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Not sure why.

If it werent for Amazon, most of USPS would be relegated to junk mail and birthday card deliveries. They would be unemployed, not have the Federal bennies, or be working for UPS or Fedex, who expect results.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

334 Btw I hear that all USPS workers hate amazon with the heat of a million blazing suns

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 20, 2017 01:30 PM (hMwEB)

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I'd imagine. Think of the extra work they've gotten.

Our UPS and FedEx folks have been the exact opposite. We get a home delivery every day or two, and I joke about "see you tomorrow" every once in a while. Every one of them, down to a person, has said a sincere thank you equivalent because they know that is paying their salary.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:33 PM (JTMqu)

335 I agree that OJ's pension should be off limits, I don't think because you lost a Civil suit you should lose everything. That's why I would love for their to be a law like Florida.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

Nope.

A violent criminal gets to live off of 25K a month while laughing at the families of the victims?

Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 20, 2017 01:33 PM (326rv)

336 318 The Absinthe bartender went off on absinthe conspiracy theories and propaganda. He refused the drink and left. Coulda been fake, but he is OVER west coast anything.

Apparently, and I'm sure it's because they think they're Jesus, Spokane is over run with homeless?

22 and he's appalled that a cigar bar only had weed.

Posted by: dagny at July 20, 2017 01:30 PM (wZuWv)

The fake stuff will still get you drunk as shit, it's 130+ proof.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 01:33 PM (CMbMd)

337 If they had been able to obtain the photo of OJ wearing the Bruno Maglis for the criminal trial , even that jury would not have been able to acquit .

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 01:33 PM (TTp7P)

338 Well, you have a tail, dopeheads. That tail contains heroin and crack and all the violent pigs who prey on human weakness, or beat their mothers to steal jewelry to pay for their drugs.

You aren't separate from that.

I have several problems with legalization.

1. Almost everyone who decries the drug war only has marijuana in mind. The drug war doesn't go away until *every* drug is legalized.

2. The industry wide failure rate for rehab is over 90%. The only way a person who is hooked on the more severe drugs ever gets off drugs is multiple rehabs.

3. Any random person has bad years and good years. I firmly believe that for significant numbers of people, the only reason they don't try hard drugs is booze is easier to get than cocaine or heroin, and it does a reasonable job getting them the release they're looking for. Legalization takes away a significant barrier to acquisition.

4. Meth, cocaine, heroin, and several other drugs really only take a handful of uses before the user is massively addicted. It's a beautiful meal with a bear trap waiting for you at the exit.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 01:34 PM (jhqr1)

339 Btw I hear that all USPS workers hate amazon with the heat of a million blazing suns>>>

Amazon tracks their packages so I "have to" deliver them on time.

Posted by: USPS at July 20, 2017 01:34 PM (r5KeJ)

340 Ode to July 20

Fly me to the moon
Going door-to-door for Hill
Violating campaign laws
pretending to be ill.
In other words, Dems all cheat
In other words, deserve defeat.

Posted by: zombie's new ACCURATE self-portrait avatar photo (SFW) at July 20, 2017 01:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

341 Nope.

A violent criminal gets to live off of 25K a month while laughing at the families of the victims?

Fuck that guy.
=======

"Violent?" I'll be the judge of that!

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at July 20, 2017 01:34 PM (vg8iE)

342 Let's face it. O. J. got off on the "white bitch had it coming" defense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:34 PM (PY9jH)

343 334 Our UPS and FedEx folks have been the exact opposite. We get a home delivery every day or two, and I joke about "see you tomorrow" every once in a while. Every one of them, down to a person, has said a sincere thank you equivalent because they know that is paying their salary.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:33 PM (JTMqu)

The only thing I don't like about UPS is that they make you sign for everything.

EVERYTHING.

Which is a problem if you're never home during delivery hours.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 01:35 PM (CMbMd)

344 The Federal Reserve has asked that Federal Budget Growth be reduced. That will happen. When that happens a lot of this stupid stuff will not be rewarded so it will stop.

Posted by: Mudd at July 20, 2017 01:35 PM (cfHE9)

345 O.J.:

Who's the lowlife "Mr. Laverne" who's representing him, there? I'm sorry, everyone deserves representation, I'm sure.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:35 PM (LRfkc)

346 USPS does not receive any government subsidies, nor is it paid for by your tax dollars.
----

Their pension is.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

347 332 ...the USPS does not receive any government subsidies, nor is it paid for by your tax dollars...

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at July 20, 2017 01:32 PM (yetDN)

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Similar to the way Planned Parenthood doesn't use any of their tax dollars on abortions?

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:36 PM (JTMqu)

348 342 Let's face it. O. J. got off on the "white bitch had it coming" defense.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:34 PM (PY9jH)

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What about the Jooo waiter? Payback for the palistinians then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 01:36 PM (3yHhO)

349
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2017 01:02 PM (vtcmf)

Isn't that Notorious RFD?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 20, 2017 01:36 PM (e1mEI)

350 O.J.:

Arnelle Simpson. I'm sorry your life sucks.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:36 PM (LRfkc)

351
Posted by: zombie's new ACCURATE self-portrait avatar photo (SFW) at July 20, 2017 01:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

WHAT THE HELL zombie????? You have been taking too many pictures at Folsom Street to think THAT's safe for work!!!!

Of course, it's my own fault. I should remember the rules here at Ace, regarding links.

Posted by: moki at July 20, 2017 01:37 PM (V+V48)

352 Rats falling from the ceiling?Seriously Chipotle??

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 01:37 PM (rmVvL)

353 "The Postal Regulatory Commission estimates that the USPS receives about $4.9 billion in direct and indirect subsidies each year, slightly more than its average annual deficit of $4.2 billion..."

http://dailycaller.com/2015/03/25/report-usps-gets-
18-billion-in-subsidies-and-special-privileges/

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:37 PM (JTMqu)

354 O. J.'s oldest daughter (from previous marriage):

"No one knows what we've been through."

"Yeah, about that. Get back to us." -- Nicole's kids, Ron Goldman's family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:37 PM (PY9jH)

355 Me calling the post office about 20 years ago...

Me: Hey, the mailman didn't pick up my mail today.

Post Office "Worker": Maybe he didn't have any mail to deliver to you.

Me: But I had mail in the box to be picked up. I had the flag on the box raised.

Post Office "Worker": Flag?!

Posted by: Dang at July 20, 2017 01:37 PM (8b+oT)

356 Don't forget, Obama had postal deliverers spy on the citizens. Looking for signs of terrorism.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 01:37 PM (mcI77)

357 O.J.:

Arnelle seems kinda normal.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:37 PM (LRfkc)

358 Rats falling from the ceiling?Seriously Chipotle??
========

Saves on time. Imagine the food just falling out of the ceiling into your skillets.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2017 01:38 PM (vg8iE)

359 The industry wide failure rate for rehab is over 90%. The only way a
person who is hooked on the more severe drugs ever gets off drugs is
multiple rehabs.

=====

That is really the bottom line. Ocare gave a huge shot in the arm to a failing industry.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2017 01:38 PM (MIKMs)

360 343 You can have them leave it without a signature,my sister never signs for anything.

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 01:38 PM (rmVvL)

361 Amazon tracks their packages so I "have to" deliver them on time.
Posted by: USPS at July 20, 2017 01:34 PM
~~~~~

On two occasions, I got a text from Amazon saying that "such and such has been delivered," but I never did receive the item. Both occasions, it was late in the afternoon when the text came in, and lo and behold!, the packages were delivered early the next day.

So apparently, USPS workers are gaming the system and making Amazon think they delivered the stuff on time.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 20, 2017 01:38 PM (HiDrR)

362 Yeah, the amount of psychotropics in absinthe is so low that your BAC would get to 1.0 before you were trippin'.

I think the laws changed a few years back and USAan absinthe is the real stuff again.

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2017 01:38 PM (JlqQx)

363 "He's not the perfect man."

Yeah, an exemplary life tragically marred by an unfortunate stabby incident.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 01:38 PM (3yHhO)

364 329 I've read that the Absinthe hallucinations is a myth. The wine industry started the rumors so people would be afraid of it since they were losing so much market share to the trendy drink. It's just alcohol.
Posted by: Dang

Yep. The little bit of wormwood flavoring in absinthe really wouldn't affect you much.

Modern-day absinthe is now legal because the new formulation doesn't contain ANY psychoactive agents at any level that would affect the brain.

The fake stuff will still get you drunk as shit, it's 130+ proof.
Posted by: Hikaru

Yep. It's strong stuff, even without any extra kick from the flavorings.

Posted by: zombie's new ACCURATE self-portrait avatar photo (SFW) at July 20, 2017 01:39 PM (DQ4Fv)

365 "He didn't make the right decision that day. He made the wrong decision at the wrong time."

Same with the near beheadings of Nicole and Ron.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:39 PM (PY9jH)

366 My kid had to do some report on weed in high school. The net is full of "it's fine" sites. I traced 20 of them back to their sponsors and EVERY SINGLE ONE was connected to Soros.

Soros wants the nations strung out on weed. That's all you need to know.

Posted by: dagny at July 20, 2017 01:39 PM (wZuWv)

367 unlike AMTRAK, the USPS does not receive any government subsidies, nor is it paid for by your tax dollars.

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at July 20, 2017 01:32 PM (yetDN)

That is 100% incorrect.

By law, no other company can deliver to mailboxes. That is a huge subsidy.

It doesn't pay state and local property taxes.

They borrow from the Federal government at preferred rates.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 01:39 PM (wYseH)

368 Also from the bulging file of systemic Hatch Act violations during the Obama years, consider the innocuously named "Community Relations Service" at Holder and Lynch's "Just Us" Department.

Essentially a flying squad of racial rabble-rousing lawyers being paid out of the public till, to inflame sentiment and goose turnout in key Democratic urban constituencies.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 20, 2017 01:39 PM (ujwCG)

369 ...wow, my hash just beat everyone in Scrabble.

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2017 01:40 PM (JlqQx)

370 O.J.:

Arnelle: "We want his pension."

As who wouldn't.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:40 PM (LRfkc)

371 The only thing I don't like about UPS is that they make you sign for everything.

EVERYTHING.

Which is a problem if you're never home during delivery hours.
Posted by: Hikaru

Mine doesn't. Even had a Palmetto State Armory upper left on the front porch.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:40 PM (W4LFA)

372 352
Rats falling from the ceiling?Seriously Chipotle??

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 01:37 PM (rmVvL)

They weren't kidding when they said "free range."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2017 01:40 PM (tbOMB)

373 "I promise not to kill any more white people."

OJ Simpson

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 01:40 PM (3yHhO)

374 Rats falling from the ceiling?Seriously Chipotle??

Posted by: steevy
-----
I guess they left that part out of their little self-righteous Pixar-like promotional video a few years ago.

Posted by: Dang at July 20, 2017 01:41 PM (8b+oT)

375 Testing

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 01:41 PM (Fmupd)

376 >>>369 ...wow, my hash just beat everyone in Scrabble.
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2017 01:40 PM (JlqQx)

Mine sounds kinda nasty.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:41 PM (LRfkc)

377 371 The only thing I don't like about UPS is that they make you sign for everything.

EVERYTHING.

Which is a problem if you're never home during delivery hours.
Posted by: Hikaru

Mine doesn't. Even had a Palmetto State Armory upper left on the front porch.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:40 PM (W4LFA)

Same here. Had ammo delivered by UPS. No signature required.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2017 01:41 PM (jxbfJ)

378
"I promise not to kill any more white people."

OJ Simpson

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 01:40 PM (3yHhO)

"Unless some white chick cheats on me or some dude steals my shit."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:41 PM (PY9jH)

379 362 Yeah, the amount of psychotropics in absinthe is so low that your BAC would get to 1.0 before you were trippin'.

I think the laws changed a few years back and USAan absinthe is the real stuff again.
Posted by: mikesk

I have an unopened bottle of new absinthe in my liquor cabinet right now as we speak, made by a local trendy micro-distillery in Alameda, which I was given as a free sample because I am an "expert." Still haven't ever opened it. May be a while -- too many bottles are ahead of it "in line."

Posted by: zombie's new ACCURATE self-portrait avatar photo (SFW) at July 20, 2017 01:41 PM (DQ4Fv)

380 369
...wow, my hash just beat everyone in Scrabble.

Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2017 01:40 PM (JlqQx)

Mine just beat yours in Rock, Paper, Scissors, Extreme Version.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2017 01:41 PM (tbOMB)

381 So apparently, USPS workers are gaming the system and making Amazon think they delivered the stuff on time.

Call Amazon and raise hell.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:42 PM (W4LFA)

382 O.J.:

Malcolm Lavergne.
Loser.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:42 PM (LRfkc)

383 I know our mail carrier hates us. Every letter from the RNC or "Trump" is mangled. Only those.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2017 01:42 PM (jAZR9)

384 The fake stuff will still get you drunk as shit, it's 130+ proof.Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 01:33 PM (CMbMd)

I think his point was that it tasted like shit.

Posted by: dagny at July 20, 2017 01:42 PM (wZuWv)

385 Testing

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 01:41 PM (Fmupd)

Recused.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 20, 2017 01:42 PM (r5KeJ)

386 I'll bet the ranch OJ gets into more trouble...not only is he evil, but he really is stupid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:42 PM (5y11N)

387 O.J.:

Gaydar.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:43 PM (LRfkc)

388 Rats falling from the ceiling?Seriously Chipotle??

Lost my balance when I got dizzy....must have been something I ate.

Posted by: Templeton at July 20, 2017 01:43 PM (326rv)

389 Posted by: zombie's new ACCURATE self-portrait avatar photo (SFW) at July 20, 2017 01:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

Please don't do that.

Many people read AoSHQ from work, and that is the kind of stuff that can cause trouble.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 01:43 PM (wYseH)

390 Rats falling from the ceiling?Seriously Chipotle??

Ratatouille.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:43 PM (W4LFA)

391 I want to sign for some things and neither USPS nor UPS even bother to stop

Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 01:43 PM (9TU00)

392
I'll bet the ranch OJ gets into more trouble...not only is he evil, but he really is stupid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:42 PM (5y11N)

This. Plus, he's on the narcissist level of Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:43 PM (PY9jH)

393 >>>386 I'll bet the ranch OJ gets into more trouble...not only is he evil, but he really is stupid
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:42 PM (5y11N)

Yeah, but whatever. Pardoned again.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:43 PM (LRfkc)

394 The NALC compensated the 97 USPS employees for their time spent off the job promoting Clinton's candidacy by pulling funds from the NALC's PAC, Letter Carrier Political Fund. The NALC officially endorsed Clinton in her campaign against President Donald Trump, and gave its nod to other Democrats as well.

Trump should decertify the National Association of Letter Carriers (NALC)union.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 20, 2017 01:44 PM (e8kgV)

395 As far as FedEx Ground... ...well, I worked at one of those for a while, so I've seen firsthand how much respect the workers have for the packages (hint : not much). I'll still ask people sending personal items to use it most of the time, just since I can have it shipped to the local FedEx Office location and pick it up on my own time.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 01:44 PM (CMbMd)

396 Testjng

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 01:44 PM (Fmupd)

397 O.J.:
The lawyer is sorta not entirely literate.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:44 PM (LRfkc)

398 391
I want to sign for some things and neither USPS nor UPS even bother to stop

Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 01:43 PM (9TU00)

Lady, you go to order something first.

Posted by: Jean's Brown Santa at July 20, 2017 01:44 PM (tbOMB)

399 389 Posted by: zombie's new ACCURATE self-portrait avatar photo (SFW) at July 20, 2017 01:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

Please don't do that.

Many people read AoSHQ from work, and that is the kind of stuff that can cause trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

But it IS safe for work! No actual taboo parts visible. For all anyone knows, I'm wearing Speedos.

Posted by: zombie's new ACCURATE self-portrait avatar photo (SFW) at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (DQ4Fv)

400 Rats falling from the ceiling?Seriously Chipotle??

They need a resident kitteh.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (3C9q2)

401 Okay, I stand somewhat corrected on the subsidies. They get tax breaks on property, subsidized rates for borrowing, and Congresional mandated monopolies.

I guess to clarify my statement, USPS revenue comes from business operations, not tax payers or direct subsidies.

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (yetDN)

402 O.J.:

"It's important for the inmates to have a release."

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (LRfkc)

403 I'm actually stunned TFG didn't pardon the Juice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (PY9jH)

404 How many people would actually use the post office if they werent required to?

I can tell you stories...

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (LtaK3)

405 Hey rats are grown locally.

Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (9TU00)

406 My kid had to do some report on weed in high school. The net is full of "it's fine" sites. I traced 20 of them back to their sponsors and EVERY SINGLE ONE was connected to Soros.

fMRI studies show pits in the brain of users even after minor usage of marijuana. Use of marijuana before your twenties is linked to something like a 7 point IQ drop. There's a strong indication that marijuana use in a portion of the population can trigger schizophrenia, depression, and anxiety.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (jhqr1)

407 Must not click link....must not click link....

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 01:46 PM (rmVvL)

408 I guess I can only comment as Jeff Sessions now. The blog won't let me be Soona anymore. Tried to change, but the comments don't post.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 01:46 PM (Fmupd)

409 The only thing I don't like about UPS is that they make you sign for everything.

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I don't know for sure, but I suspect your add-on zip code or neighborhood might have something to do with it. I'm in a very homogeneous, everyone-waves-when-you-pass community and we rarely have to sign.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:46 PM (JTMqu)

410 403 I'm actually stunned TFG didn't pardon the Juice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (PY9jH)

I'm still stunned he didn't pardon Nidal Hassan.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2017 01:46 PM (CMbMd)

411 >>>403 I'm actually stunned TFG didn't pardon the Juice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (PY9jH)

Huh. Hadn't thought about that.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:47 PM (LRfkc)

412 I guess to clarify my statement, USPS revenue comes from business operations, not tax payers or direct subsidies.

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (yetDN)

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The shallow end of my pool was sort of low on water, so I scooped a few buckets out of the deep end to fill it back up.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:47 PM (JTMqu)

413 On two occasions, I got a text from Amazon saying that "such and such has been delivered," but I never did receive the item. Both occasions, it was late in the afternoon when the text came in, and lo and behold!, the packages were delivered early the next day.

So apparently, USPS workers are gaming the system and making Amazon think they delivered the stuff on time.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 20, 2017 01:38 PM (HiDrR)

Couple of things on that. Some vendors that are NOT Amazon fulfill by USPS and they are PRIME - so what they do is they ship by Fedex to your post office, USPS delivers the last mile. This may take a day or two. Personally, I think this is horsecrap, because your Prime 2 day delivery is TO YOUR PO - not to you. I think that vendors should have to clearly indicate how they deliver.

Second, apparently gaming the delivery system is regular enough that Amazon customer service knows the problem. I have almost 100% success on 2 day delivery aside from the above issue with USPS doing the last mile. Where it gets sketchy is 1 and same day delivery. I have roughly 33% success with that (as a result, I no longer do it - if I need it that quickly I go to the store and buy it even if it costs more.) Around here, Lasership is often the last mile delivery, and I have gotten notification right at 8 pm on the day that I was supposed to receive a delivery by 8 pm that day, that it was delivered, and I checked my cameras (I am wired up like Scarface up in here) and no one approached my house that day. I checked with my neighbors and no one else mistakenly received it.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2017 01:47 PM (lALnC)

414 There's a strong indication that marijuana use in a portion of the population can trigger schizophrenia, depression, and anxiety.

Watching CNN has the same effects.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 20, 2017 01:47 PM (3C9q2)

415 >>>403 I'm actually stunned TFG didn't pardon the Juice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (PY9jH)

Is he a federal prisoner?

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 01:47 PM (7HtZB)

416 O.J.:

"I think that's the definition of character."

Oh, for Christ's sake.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:47 PM (LRfkc)

417
Here's the plan:

1.Soros wants the nations strung out on weed.
2. Muslim invaders arrive
3. Totalitarian government, demanded by citizens to protect from invaders, arises
4. Totalitarian governments worldwide, all fighting islam, unite to form one world government/ New World Order

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 01:47 PM (aT+Bx)

418 When our UPS chocolate Santa delivers a parcel, I don't think he puts the truck in park. He jumps out, runs up to the porch, runs back to the truck and hops in while it still moving. The guy is Batman I tell ya.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 01:48 PM (mcI77)

419 408 I guess I can only comment as Jeff Sessions now. The blog won't let me be Soona anymore. Tried to change, but the comments don't post.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 01:46 PM (Fmupd)

LOL!

SEE DONALD DRUMPF IS LITERALLY TAKING OVER THE INTERNET IN THE CURRENT YEAR!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2017 01:48 PM (4ErVI)

420 OJ's eloquent lawyer is speaking for the dead?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:48 PM (5y11N)

421 Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (jhqr1)

All kinds of problems including paranoia. It's also, usually smoking. It's obviously not a "good" yet the left wants people addicted to it. Doesn't take much to figure out why.

Posted by: dagny at July 20, 2017 01:48 PM (wZuWv)

422 >>420 OJ's eloquent lawyer is speaking for the dead?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:48 PM (5y11N)

Yes, but only some of the dead. Not the ones O.J. killed.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:49 PM (LRfkc)

423 o.j. was a narcissistic piece of shit from day one. nobody ever called him on his bullshit. he could do no wrong. that he basically decpitated two people was not surprising. that it escalated to murdering the mother of his children and her friend was not shocking. he believed then, and believes now, he's as pure as driven snow. fuck him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2017 01:49 PM (KP5rU)

424 re: UPS signature

I think you can manipulate the option on the UPS website, btw. You may need to create an account, but I think it's free for the basic one.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:49 PM (JTMqu)

425 I'm actually stunned TFG didn't pardon the Juice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (PY9jH)

Huh. Hadn't thought about that.
Posted by: m

Juice's shit is state level crimes. TFG couldn't touch that.
And Hasan's crimes are state or military also.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:49 PM (W4LFA)

426 A JlqQx is a type weasel.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 20, 2017 01:50 PM (nlbfN)

427 Is he a federal prisoner?

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 01:47 PM (7HtZB)

No.

What really, REALLY surprised me is that Obama didn't pardon Leonard Peltier. He is a federal prisoner. Clinton wanted to do it until Louis Freeh and a bunch of other top level guys threatened to resign over it.

I was sure Obama would do it. I wonder why he didn't.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2017 01:50 PM (4ErVI)

428 408
I guess I can only comment as Jeff Sessions now. The blog won't let me
be Soona anymore. Tried to change, but the comments don't post.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 01:46 PM (Fmupd)

Shoulda recused soona.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2017 01:50 PM (tbOMB)

429 353 "The Postal Regulatory Commission estimates that the USPS receives about $4.9 billion in direct and indirect subsidies each year, slightly more than its average annual deficit of $4.2 billion..."

http://dailycaller.com/2015/03/25/report-usps-gets-
18-billion-in-subsidies-and-special-privileges/

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 01:37 PM (JTMqu)
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Beat me to the punch...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 20, 2017 01:50 PM (lwKRt)

430 I'll try this.

Posted by: Wannabe Soona at July 20, 2017 01:50 PM (Fmupd)

431 The USPS is the perfect first agency to replace humans with robots.

Posted by: Karmic Justice at July 20, 2017 01:51 PM (FTPVM)

432 And some people wonder why I no longer give two shits about The Poooooor (TM).
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2017 01:23 PM

I have a friend who is upset that middle-class Catholics are signing petitions to keep "the poor" from their neighborhood. No, they're against subsidized housing that will bring in people who use drugs, hang out in the street, and steal whenever the opportunity arises.

If agencies wanted to build a senior high rise for poor elderly people, they wouldn't have push back. A bunch of old men aren't going to harass kids walking to the park or intimidate neighbors into handing over "spare change". And old ladies aren't spawning a bunch of kids whose hobbies are B&E.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 20, 2017 01:51 PM (G8B7r)

433 I'll try this.
Posted by: Wannabe Soona at July 20, 2017 01:50 PM (Fmupd)

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kewl.

Hey... Did weft cut loop ever git hisself unbanned?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

434 O.J.:

"Him and Mr. Simpson had made things right, o.k.?"

Law degree from a mail-in company?

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:51 PM (LRfkc)

435 Tom Toles, who is generally a lathered-up liberal loon, every once in a while proves out to be the proverbial blind pig who finds an acorn. Here's his brief summary of today's USPS.

http://tinyurl.com/om9dc72

Posted by: torquewrench at July 20, 2017 01:51 PM (ujwCG)

436 Okay. Now this.

Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 01:52 PM (Fmupd)

437 I got a free tent out of an Amazon delivery snafu.

I'd ordered one for a specific trip. Amazon gives me the notice that it's been delivered. Well, it hadn't been delivered so I went to an outfitter and bought another.

Amazon said it must have been delivered to the wrong address and refunded my money. About a week later the original tent shows up.

I considered returning it because morally it wasn't mine but I never quite got around to it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 01:52 PM (gIRsn)

438 Some vendors that are NOT Amazon fulfill by USPS and they are PRIME - so what they do is they ship by Fedex to your post office, USPS delivers the last mile. This may take a day or two. Personally, I think this is horsecrap, because your Prime 2 day delivery is TO YOUR PO - not to you. I think that vendors should have to clearly indicate how they deliver.

Also sleazy? Prime doesn't start until they ship it, not from when you order it.

I've ordered stuff and received it 5 days later. Why?
Amazon held it for three before shipping it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:52 PM (W4LFA)

439 If agencies wanted to build a senior high rise for poor elderly people, they wouldn't have push back. A bunch of old men aren't going to harass kids walking to the park or intimidate neighbors into handing over "spare change". And old ladies aren't spawning a bunch of kids whose hobbies are B&E.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 20, 2017 01:51 PM (G8B7r)

It sounds good, but then the grandkids show up and start up with the crime. And yes they're going to live there even though it's against the rules. Pops Martin might be too old to hold up the liquor store, but Grandsonny Dequan sure as hell will.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2017 01:52 PM (4ErVI)

440 304 I was a corrupt drunk yet you found me entertaining because I was fiction. Now you know I'm the norm. Norm!!!!
Posted by: Cliff Claven at July 20, 2017 01:27 PM
*
*
"Okay, here it is. Cliff's brain is found murdered in a room, all the doors and windows locked. . . ."

Posted by: Cliff C. at July 20, 2017 01:52 PM (zpYxD)

441 May Demoncrats discover their Utopia is Chipolte with an extra special rat sauce of Norovirus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 01:53 PM (rNQTc)

442 And Hasan's crimes are state or military also.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 01:49 PM (W4LFA)

Hasan is Military and Fredo could have pardoned him...just as he commuted Bradley Manning's sentence

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:53 PM (5y11N)

443 OK, rectified.

Posted by: zombie's new ACCURATE self-portrait avatar photo (SFW) at July 20, 2017 01:53 PM (DQ4Fv)

444 O.J.:

This lawyer has had his 15 minutes. Next.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:54 PM (LRfkc)

445 This last OJ lawyer was no Dershowitz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:54 PM (5y11N)

446 142 When the SHTF, the postal critters will probably be among the looters, rapers and pillagers. It's what they do now, in their way, so it's only a short step to the full-scale thing.
Posted by: Ruthless

Looting raping and pillaging, no longer violent felonies, soon will not be misdemeanors, and then will be mandatory behavior. Those fearing a violent end need worry no longer. It will just be a mostly peaceful ferocious sodomizing and beating that will kill you.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 20, 2017 01:54 PM (kfcYC)

447 440 304 I was a corrupt drunk yet you found me entertaining because I was fiction. Now you know I'm the norm. Norm!!!!
Posted by: Cliff Claven at July 20, 2017 01:27 PM
*
*
"Okay, here it is. Cliff's brain is found murdered in a room, all the doors and windows locked. . . ."
Posted by: Cliff C. at July 20, 2017 01:52 PM (zpYxD)

LOL, I just watched that episode.

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 01:54 PM (7HtZB)

448
389 Posted by: zombie's new ACCURATE self-portrait avatar photo (SFW) at July 20, 2017 01:34 PM (DQ4Fv)

Please don't do that.

Many people read AoSHQ from work, and that is the kind of stuff that can cause trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 01:43 PM (wYseH)

Hey, what is wrong with a picture of one of the first atomic weapons?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 20, 2017 01:54 PM (e1mEI)

449 OK, rectified.
Posted by: zombie's new ACCURATE self-portrait avatar photo (SFW) at July 20, 2017 01:53 PM (DQ4Fv)

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That you??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

450 I'm actually stunned TFG didn't pardon the Juice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I wouldn't be a bit surprised if OJ ends up with TFG on one of his world trips just to stick it to everyone.

Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2017 01:54 PM (oiNtH)

451 O.J.:

"I had no intent to commit a crime."

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:54 PM (LRfkc)

452 I know a few guys that use recreationally use pot ... they seem ok to me. But, for those of you that are strongly against ... vote your conscience. Organize. Campaign. It's your right to do so.

I just want it decided by the States. Not the Federal.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 01:54 PM (uzJKG)

453 Robotic mail delivery
It will happen

Posted by: Karmic Justice at July 20, 2017 01:55 PM (FTPVM)

454 OJ kept his word about doing his time????He had a choice?

LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:55 PM (5y11N)

455 Get Wictor on this site, Ace.

Posted by: Jim Rose at July 20, 2017 01:55 PM (VFl7m)

456 O.J.:

Poor Arnelle.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:55 PM (LRfkc)

457 O.J.:

"I had no intent to commit a crime."
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:54 PM (LRfkc)

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuckin Aaaaaaaaaaaay

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at July 20, 2017 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

458 Please don't do that.

Many people read AoSHQ from work, and that is the kind of stuff that can cause trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 01:43 PM (wYseH)

Thanks CBD, I was just about to cut and paste.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2017 01:56 PM (0mskG)

459 That you??
Posted by: fixerupper

Obviously I can't answer that.

Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2017 01:56 PM (DQ4Fv)

460 So.. zombia is Daria with nicer glasses?

Who would have imagined that?

Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 01:56 PM (aT+Bx)

461 I will especially miss Urban Thug Night at the pool and gym.
Posted by: Ripley at July 20, 2017 01:28 PM

Are their swim suits worn, ah, 'low'?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Shep at July 20, 2017 01:56 PM (ctuyM)

462 454 OJ kept his word about doing his time????He had a choice?

LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:55 PM (5y11N)

Did he REALLY say that?

He IS retarded.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (SRKgf)

463 O.J.:

What's the "50%" off your sentence rule? 9 isn't 50% of 33.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (LRfkc)

464 That you??
Posted by: fixerupper

Obviously I can't answer that.
Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2017 01:56 PM (DQ4Fv)

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Well.... she's cute.

Posted by: Hillary at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

465 Daria wishes she was as cool as Zombie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (rNQTc)

466
I'm actually stunned TFG didn't pardon the Juice. Posted by: Jane D'oh

Prior to his legal troubles O.J. leaned more towards republican than democrat.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (lKyWE)

467 Bitch stole my sock!

Posted by: soona at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (nlbfN)

468
fucking sock

funny

but fucking sock

Posted by: fixerupper at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

469 Amazon sometimes uses OnTrac Shipping here. They are always late. Sometimes dropping the packages at 10pm.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (mcI77)

470 Previous post by OM, plus this = business as usual. Use criminals as constituents and shock-troops at the street-level, ratcheting up the pressure on the middle who want nothing more or else than the peace and safety that is the duty of the state to provide, and then use the subsidised (and let's be honest, affirmative action) union to press for the ones offering to 'fix' the problem.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (fA1SL)

471 They need a resident kitteh.

One of my favorite Disneyland facts is they have resident kitties to keep the rat and mouse populations down. Ironic, don't you think? The House of Mouse sides with the cat.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 01:58 PM (jhqr1)

472 "And old ladies aren't spawning a bunch of kids whose hobbies are BE."

There are a whole bunch of criminal hoodrats who have ended up in the custody of a grandparent. Because both their birth mother and their sperminator father are either dead, addicted, in the lockup, or incapable of being located.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 20, 2017 01:58 PM (ujwCG)

473 I was sure Obama would do it. I wonder why he didn't.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2017 01:50 PM (4ErVI)

Wrong race.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2017 01:58 PM (XUcIQ)

474 Prior to his legal troubles O.J. leaned more towards republican than democrat.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (lKyWE)

Prior to his legal troubles, OJ leaned more White than Black

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 01:58 PM (5y11N)

475 O.J.:

Not responsible for his actions. Except the ones that're neat and cool and stuff.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:58 PM (LRfkc)

476 As far as Amazon getting a subsidized deal from the USPS, one thing we need to remember is that the USPS already goes to every house in the US everyday, this does not cost them one extra cent.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2017 01:58 PM (M7Vt4)

477 I don't care what the court or his lawyers or the penal system say, I'm not pulling for OJ.

Posted by: Fritz at July 20, 2017 01:59 PM (2Mnv1)

478 I ordered something through Amazon recently, and it is by now TEN DAYS late. Still hasn't arrived. It's coming from China, is the problem.

Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2017 01:59 PM (DQ4Fv)

479 *scurries down below*

HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK IS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE NOT A VIOLENT FELONY!

*throws things*

*and hey I can hit people with them now*

*since that's totes okay*

*pulls up The List*

All y'all are just lucky I don't have aim assist IRL.

Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 20, 2017 01:59 PM (mf5HN)

480
What's the "50%" off your sentence rule? 9 isn't 50% of 33.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (LRfkc)

It's generally 1/3rd of your sentence not 50%

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 01:59 PM (lKyWE)

481 I don't think a real parole board would listen to a fraction of this shit.

5 minutes max.

Posted by: jwest at July 20, 2017 01:59 PM (Zs4uk)

482 A jury of OJ's peers should have been wealthy white people

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 01:59 PM (rmVvL)

483 >>>473 I was sure Obama would do it. I wonder why he didn't.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2017 01:50 PM (4ErVI)

Wrong race.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2017 01:58 PM (XUcIQ)

?

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 02:00 PM (LRfkc)

484 fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Posted by: OJ at July 20, 2017 02:00 PM (oVJmc)

485 >>>It's generally 1/3rd of your sentence not 50%
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 01:59 PM (lKyWE)

Thanks.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 02:01 PM (LRfkc)

486 474 Prior to his legal troubles O.J. leaned more towards republican than democrat.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (lKyWE)

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And he drove a Bronco.

Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 02:01 PM (Fmupd)

487 315 O.J.:

"I'm a pretty straight shooter."
Posted by: m

"And how would you describe your stabbing?"

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 20, 2017 02:01 PM (kfcYC)

488 The thing about violent drug gangs machette-ing people in the course of pot dealing, from above, is completely rectified by legalization.

I have a friend in MA who is a major pothead and minor dealer. Since legalization he has set up a growing operation that would have given the 1970s High Times multiple orgasms.

He's shown me pictures from what are basically farmers markets where people have booths with edibles, seeds, paraphernalia. It's a cottage industry like organic lettuce.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2017 02:01 PM (gIRsn)

489 In view of the rectification made, I officially withdraw my comment referencing Fat Man in 448.
(Read in Mayor Quimby voice.)

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 20, 2017 02:01 PM (e1mEI)

490 I was sure Obama would do it. I wonder why he didn't.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2017 01:50 PM (4ErVI)

Wrong race.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2017 01:58 PM (XUcIQ)

?
Posted by: m

Peltier is injun, not black.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 02:01 PM (W4LFA)

491 Longest parole hearing ever.

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2017 02:01 PM (PY9jH)

492 O.J.:

I want somebody to ask this guy, Bruce Fromong, if O.J. has promised him some cash. This guy's a freaking sycophant. "Is that right, Mr. Simpson?"

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 02:02 PM (LRfkc)

493 I guess I can only comment as Jeff Sessions now. The blog won't let me be Soona anymore. Tried to change, but the comments don't post.
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 01:46 PM

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Shoulda recused soona.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2017 01:50 PM

Soona or later
Pixy gonna get ya
Soona or later
Pixy gonna win,
Pixy gonna win.

It's just a matter of time

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2017 02:02 PM (ctuyM)

494 "completely rectified by legalization."

All generalizations are wrong.

Posted by: Templeton at July 20, 2017 02:02 PM (326rv)

495 "HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK IS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE NOT A VIOLENT FELONY!"

Like when she doesn't have dinner made on time, even though you told her she better have her ass cooking all day.

(takes a long lead toward a safe space...)

Posted by: jwest at July 20, 2017 02:02 PM (Zs4uk)

496 fMRI studies show pits in the brain of users even after minor usage of marijuana. Use of marijuana before your twenties is linked to something like a 7 point IQ drop. There's a strong indication that marijuana use in a portion of the population can trigger schizophrenia, depression, and anxiety.
=======

It's shit like this as well as "ZOMG! Cigarettes will kill you instantly and everyone within a 500 mile radius!!!" that really pisses me off at the health industry and doctors in this country pushing it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2017 02:02 PM (vg8iE)

497 >>>And he drove a Bronco.
Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 02:01 PM (Fmupd)

First laugh I've had since this hearing started.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 02:02 PM (LRfkc)

498 O.J. Simpson is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: Ginsu Salesman at July 20, 2017 02:03 PM (oVJmc)

499 HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK IS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE NOT A VIOLENT FELONY!

Easy! The same way illegal aliens are undocumented immigrants.

Posted by: grognard at July 20, 2017 02:03 PM (/29Nl)

500 488 The thing about violent drug gangs machette-ing people in the course of pot dealing, from above, is completely rectified by legalization.

I seem to recall reading about a shit-ton of shootings during Prohibition as well.

This really looks like a States Rights thing to me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 02:03 PM (uzJKG)

501 469
Amazon sometimes uses OnTrac Shipping here. They are always late. Sometimes dropping the packages at 10pm.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 01:57 PM (mcI77)

You ever get some strange schlub riding up on your crib with an Amazon package. Apparently now Amazon is also using any old guy off the streets for delivery, too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2017 02:03 PM (tbOMB)

502 Saint OJ

LMAO

What a loaad of crap

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2017 02:03 PM (5y11N)

503 I'm not pulling for OJ.

Posted by: Fritz at July 20, 2017 01:59 PM (2Mnv1)

That's OK. He's pulling for himself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2017 02:04 PM (XUcIQ)

504 I ordered something through Amazon recently, and it is by now TEN DAYS late. Still hasn't arrived. It's coming from China, is the problem.

I ordered a textbook from Amazon once.

It arrived two weeks late and was completely different than the one I ordered. It was a Chinese illegal reprinting of a previous edition. I was so angry because now I was a week into the class and I had to go out and buy full price from a local brick and mortar.

Amazon refunded me, but I haven't bought a textbook from them since.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 02:04 PM (jhqr1)

505 >>>490 I was sure Obama would do it. I wonder why he didn't.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2017 01:50 PM (4ErVI)

Wrong race.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2017 01:58 PM (XUcIQ)

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Posted by: m

Peltier is injun, not black.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 02:01 PM (W4LFA)

Sorry, thought the topic was Obama releasing O.J.

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 02:05 PM (LRfkc)

506 I'm not pulling for OJ.

Posted by: Fritz at July 20, 2017 01:59 PM (2Mnv1)

That's OK. He's pulling for himself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Sick bastard.

Posted by: couch fucker at July 20, 2017 02:05 PM (326rv)

507 I'm still trying to figure out what in the Hell motivated Daria to post here.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 02:05 PM (uzJKG)

508 >>>498 O.J. Simpson is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
Posted by: Ginsu Salesman at July 20, 2017 02:03 PM (oVJmc)

heh

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 02:05 PM (LRfkc)

509 Isn't domestic violence on the FFL form as one of the no-no boxes when you're buying a firearm?

Seems like that would work like OSHA. You can be MORE strict with the charges if your state/locale chooses, but you have to be equally strict as the baseline.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 02:05 PM (JTMqu)

510 *
"Okay, here it is. Cliff's brain is found murdered in a room, all the doors and windows locked. . . ."
Posted by: Cliff C. at July 20, 2017 01:52 PM (zpYxD)

LOL, I just watched that episode.
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2017 01:54 PM
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My favorite of them all. Not only the series of "Cliff's brain" jokes, but we find out that Norm (while not gay -- "Guys, I'm straight!!!") has a talent for interior decoration. And jabs at yuppies.

Lilith (amused): "Are you implying that we're yuppies?"
Fraser: "Forgive me, I erred. If I ever do it again, you may cut out my tongue and serve it to me in a fajita."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2017 02:06 PM (zpYxD)

511 ?

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 02:00 PM (LRfkc)

Leonard Peltier: Indian (feather, not dot)

Obama: black.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2017 02:06 PM (XUcIQ)

512 488. Yep. It's funny, that - if you decriminalize the production &distribution of a thing, you remove incentives for criminals to get involved. To my mind, this is a good and glorious thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 02:06 PM (fA1SL)

513

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Shoulda recused soona.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2017 01:50 PM

Soona or later
Pixy gonna get ya
Soona or later
Pixy gonna win,
Pixy gonna win.

It's just a matter of time
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2017 02:02 PM (ctuyM)

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It's okay now. I sweet-talked my way back in.

Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 02:06 PM (Fmupd)

514
And he drove a Bronco.
Posted by: Soona at July 20, 2017 02:01 PM (Fmupd)

A white Bronco

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 02:06 PM (lKyWE)

515 Yep. It's funny, that - if you decriminalize the production &distribution of a thing, you remove incentives for criminals to get involved. To my mind, this is a good and glorious thing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan!

O dear. O me, oh my? Whatever ever shall we do?

Posted by: People who smuggle shit that's legal, but taxed at July 20, 2017 02:07 PM (326rv)

516 nood by Ace

Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 02:07 PM (LRfkc)

517 OJ is pulling OJ too.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 20, 2017 02:07 PM (nlbfN)

518 If I'm risking it anyway, I'll usually go through ebay. Otherwise I always choose the prime option, even with used books and stuff, because you can return it easily and they'll generally pay the return shipping.

Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 02:07 PM (JTMqu)

519 You ever get some strange schlub riding up on your crib with an Amazon package. Apparently now Amazon is also using any old guy off the streets for delivery, too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 20, 2017 02:03 PM (tbOMB)

Not that I'm aware of. Soon I'm sure. There are plenty of people hanging around Home Depot that are looking for work.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 02:08 PM (mcI77)

520 All y'all are just lucky I don't have aim assist IRL.
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 20, 2017 01:59 PM

There's a company here is Central Texas that can help you with that.

IIRC, we had some discussion recently concerning the goodness that you hadn't begun cloning pterodactyls yet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2017 02:08 PM (ctuyM)

521 512 488. Yep. It's funny, that - if you decriminalize the production &distribution of a thing, you remove incentives for criminals to get involved. To my mind, this is a good and glorious thing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 02:06 PM (fA1SL)

Singapore doesn't have any problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2017 02:09 PM (SRKgf)

522 I'm wondering who would be outside of the parole hearing and what they would be chanting if O.J. was white and Nichole was black.

Posted by: jwest at July 20, 2017 02:09 PM (Zs4uk)

523 if you decriminalize the production & distribution of a thing, you remove incentives for criminals to get involved.

I'm pretty sure the mob still has a hand in legal casinos and legal online gambling sites.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 02:09 PM (jhqr1)

524 472 "And old ladies aren't spawning a bunch of kids whose hobbies are BE."

There are a whole bunch of criminal hoodrats who have ended up in the custody of a grandparent. Because both their birth mother and their sperminator father are either dead, addicted, in the lockup, or incapable of being located.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 20, 2017 01:58 PM

Sure, but they aren't in senior high rises. It's the "family" housing that loads up with grandma's precious income-enhancers. There are two low-income housing places for elderly in my area, and not only do the nursing staff keep an eye on things, but the other residents have no qualms about reporting a child or grandchild that overstays the visiting period. Maybe it's because there's a waiting list to get in or maybe because a lot of these old folks have put in their time with disfunctional family members - or maybe it's because they're both within two miles of the police department - but those seniors don't put up with crap.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 20, 2017 02:10 PM (G8B7r)

525 The only issue I have had with amazon was I ordered a wifi router and got a switch. Same ballpark at least, considering all the crap they sell. The return system was pretty painless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2017 02:11 PM (0mskG)

526 People who smuggle shit that's legal, but taxed

Wait, you're telling me there's a grey market AND a black market?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 02:11 PM (jhqr1)

527 Sorry, thought the topic was Obama releasing O.J.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2017 02:05 PM

More like O.J. releasing O.J.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2017 02:11 PM (ctuyM)

528
512 488. Yep. It's funny, that - if you decriminalize the production &distribution of a thing, you remove incentives for criminals to get involved. To my mind, this is a good and glorious thing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 20, 2017 02:06 PM (fA1SL)

And then the state sets up a regulatory system and taxes it to death. Just another criminal organization with a patina of legality.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 20, 2017 02:14 PM (e1mEI)

529 I ordered something through Amazon recently, and it is by now TEN DAYS late. Still hasn't arrived. It's coming from China, is the problem.

Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2017 01:59 PM (DQ4Fv)

Yeah you have to look carefully at shipping method. If shipping from China two weeks is the earliest time you can start looking.

And watch -- they don't want to return something which has shipped from China ever. The Chinese will suggest you 'eat it' or give it away before they'll agree to make it right.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 20, 2017 02:14 PM (EgwCt)

530 Maybe we should go after alcohol next. Get that re-criminalized as well.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2017 02:26 PM (q177U)

531 406 My kid had to do some report on weed in high school. The net is full of "it's fine" sites. I traced 20 of them back to their sponsors and EVERY SINGLE ONE was connected to Soros.

fMRI studies show pits in the brain of users even after minor usage of marijuana. Use of marijuana before your twenties is linked to something like a 7 point IQ drop. There's a strong indication that marijuana use in a portion of the population can trigger schizophrenia, depression, and anxiety.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2017 01:45 PM (jhqr1)

I tried the stuff in high school a couple of times about 10 years ago . Each time it made me paranoid and nervous. I get the same effect walking through my nearest city.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at July 20, 2017 02:44 PM (wwd4n)

532 On the stand, Fuhrman contradicted himself, Vannatter contradicted himself and his partner (don't remember his name) contradicted himself and Vannatter.

The crime lab was contaminated, blood splatter on the wall, they had to visit the home of the crime lab supervisor, who was now retired and feeble, for him to recant his testimony.

Oh, yes, OJ did it beyond the shadow of a doubt.

Posted by: Clement at July 20, 2017 03:57 PM (Q0dwZ)

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