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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Promenade En Automne
Marie-François Firmin-Girard
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 20, 2017 09:24 AM (/5WQL)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 09:25 AM (FZYNt)
Autumn, a term that I much prefer to Fall
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 09:25 AM (labbd)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 20, 2017 09:25 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 20, 2017 09:26 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2017 09:26 AM (6Mj4C)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In. at July 20, 2017 09:26 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 09:26 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 09:27 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 20, 2017 09:27 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 09:28 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jackson Pollock at July 20, 2017 09:29 AM (Rndb7)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 09:30 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 09:30 AM (labbd)
Posted by: Kris at July 20, 2017 09:30 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: CBD at 09:35 AM
*scribbling out name with pencil*
*flipping canvas over to start again on the blank back side*
Promenade en *hiver*....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 09:30 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 20, 2017 09:31 AM (s/EUv)
Please refrain from any back-to-school reminders, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 09:31 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Dana Perino at July 20, 2017 09:31 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Jackson Pollock at July 20, 2017 09:31 AM (Rndb7)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8grfw9k
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2017 09:31 AM (mkDpn)
Before the Army of DREAMERS, With Leaf Blowers, Descended
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 09:31 AM (labbd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 09:32 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2017 09:32 AM (Rndb7)
Posted by: setnaffa at July 20, 2017 09:32 AM (iDxq/)
Posted by: Fritz at July 20, 2017 09:32 AM (2Mnv1)
Now it's arms.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale
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Lucky you...
Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 20, 2017 09:32 AM (UMWic)
Posted by: Dana Perino at July 20, 2017 09:31 AM (mcI77)
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Would you recommend Nutella or old-fashioned peanut butter?
Posted by: Shep! at July 20, 2017 09:33 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2017 09:33 AM (Rndb7)
Posted by: Kris at July 20, 2017 09:34 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 09:34 AM (xjiRE)
It would be hilarious if they opened the lid and he popped out on a spring like a jack-in-the-box.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Fritz at July 20, 2017 09:32 AM (2Mnv1)
Coming soon to the Art thread: Goya's The Naked Cabana Boy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2017 09:35 AM (6Mj4C)
As they say, it ain't the heat, it's the humidity.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 20, 2017 09:35 AM (s/EUv)
Posted by: rickl at July 20, 2017 09:34 AM (xjiRE)
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Well, if you would scale your lifestyle back to the Stone Age, you, too, could enjoy cooler temps.
Posted by: Al Gore at July 20, 2017 09:35 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Fuckknuckle Deluxe at July 20, 2017 09:36 AM (qul7b)
It would be hilarious if they opened the lid and he popped out on a spring like a jack-in-the-box.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)
I think he's probably melted.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2017 09:36 AM (Rndb7)
Posted by: The Horta at July 20, 2017 09:37 AM (vg8iE)
I continue to wait for the painting by Tommy DeVito's mother, Billy Batts And His Two Dogs In A Boat to be featured here.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 09:37 AM (pNxlR)
32 I was kind of hoping that the artist featured today would be Salvador Dali, since they are digging him up today for a DNA sample to resolve an inheritance suit
It would be hilarious if they opened the lid and he popped out on a spring like a jack-in-the-box.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)
Given Dali's personality, that wouldn't be surprising......so to speak.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2017 09:37 AM (veoSD)
Having said that, the detail of the moss on those trees is fantastic.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2017 09:37 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 20, 2017 09:37 AM (nlbfN)
5/5 evil patriarchal conspiracy stars.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:37 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2017 09:38 AM (Rndb7)
34 "Only" in the 80s here today, but humidity also in the 80s.
As they say, it ain't the heat, it's the humidity.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 20, 2017 09:35 AM (s/EUv)
But it's a dry heat!
Posted by: Private Hudson at July 20, 2017 09:38 AM (veoSD)
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Who did McCain tell first about his diagnosis?
His wife or Cindy Lou Hensley?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 20, 2017 09:38 AM (W1XyZ)
46 One wonders how Ms. Lindsay will adjust to her impending widowhood.
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Who did McCain tell first about his diagnosis?
His wife or Cindy Lou Hensley?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 20, 2017 09:38 AM (W1XyZ)
Ooooooo, burrrrrrrrrrn.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2017 09:39 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 09:39 AM (TTp7P)
Toby is the dog's slave name.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:39 AM (eXSOZ)
http://tinyurl.com/ycmzmozb
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2017 09:39 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 20, 2017 09:40 AM (HiDrR)
Having said that, the detail of the moss on those trees is fantastic.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2017 09:37 AM (mkDpn)
Kindltot, Moss Baron to the Great Unwashed!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 09:40 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: the horta at July 20, 2017 09:40 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2017 09:40 AM (Rndb7)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 09:40 AM (TTp7P)
It's true! I've backpacked all day in the desert with temps in the 90s. Here on the eastern side of the Great Lakes, when it's in the 90s just walking to your car and you're drenched with sweat.
I've learned to never wear cotton anything when it's like this.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 20, 2017 09:40 AM (s/EUv)
Posted by: Groot at July 20, 2017 09:40 AM (UmSfZ)
Puppeh thinks licking my toes will make me give him treats.
Now it's arms.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 20, 2017 09:27 AM (hMwEB)
You're salty...he likes that.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 09:41 AM (Enq6K)
Been reading about the Guerilla Girls, I see.
Posted by: Kris at July 20, 2017 09:41 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2017 09:41 AM (6Mj4C)
As they say, it ain't the heat, it's the humidity.
Currently at 8:50 am Central:
82 degrees - 70% humidity Feel like 87
Heat advisory from 1:00 to 8:00 pm
96 - 100 degrees.
Feel like 105 - 107
Problem? This is only the 3rd week of July. We have all of August yet.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 09:42 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2017 09:42 AM (QCc6B)
Bonus points for it's horrid lack of diversity - where are the POC, LGBT and differently-abled, I wonder????
Posted by: SJW in need of a cause to rant at July 20, 2017 09:42 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 09:42 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2017 09:42 AM (Rndb7)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 20, 2017 09:42 AM (s/EUv)
Toby is the dog's slave name.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:39 AM (eXSOZ)
The only person I ever met named Toby was an Englishman, from Yorkshire.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 09:42 AM (hLRSq)
It's the day my dreams were born. Ever since, I've wanted nothing more than to be an administrator.
I'm kidding, of course.
Posted by: t-bird at July 20, 2017 09:42 AM (2z74n)
Wait, we have all these useful features like formatting that don't work in Pixy, and there's been time to put in a translator from "I am Groot"?
Loose shit, I tells ya. Misplaced priorities.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:42 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 09:42 AM (kUfFq)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 20, 2017 09:43 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 20, 2017 09:40 AM (s/EUv)
Phrasing, please!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 09:43 AM (hLRSq)
17 I'm lichen all that moss.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 20, 2017 09:31 AM (s/EUv)
Don't get all lovey-dovey and start beating your peat. Because that would be disgusting.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2017 09:44 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Dick Morris at July 20, 2017 09:44 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: the n.y. yankees when george costanza worked for them at July 20, 2017 09:44 AM (nlbfN)
Not that The Horde doesn't find a dead horse and beat it into a mushy pile, but perhaps Darva Conger jokes might be "refreshing" when compared to what we've gotten recently.
"To Arms!"
"You're lucky, I only have one."
*stomps on mushy pile*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 09:44 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Groot at July 20, 2017 09:44 AM (UmSfZ)
These are the "going commando" days of summer, it seems, to some
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 09:45 AM (pNxlR)
Toby is the dog's slave name.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:39 AM (eXSOZ)
The only person I ever met named Toby was an Englishman, from Yorkshire.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH
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My next door neighbor, and Mike Hammer's Cat. The cat is named after Tristram Shandy's uncle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 09:45 AM (OdK9v)
Of course it's a hoax, but it's funny as hell!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 09:45 AM (wYseH)
We got some dog cunnilingus references, French and McCain bashing, Star Trek, the whole nine yards really.
Take the afternoon off Horde. You earned it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 09:45 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 09:45 AM (OdK9v)
"Toby" is a critically underused name these days.
brb telling my brother whose baby is on the way to name her "Tobitha".
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:45 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 20, 2017 09:45 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 09:46 AM (UmSfZ)
77 Is it just me, or are the Michelle Fields jokes old?
Not that The Horde doesn't find a dead horse and beat it into a mushy pile, but perhaps Darva Conger jokes might be "refreshing" when compared to what we've gotten recently.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 09:44 AM (Ckg4U)
No comment.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy, with the oh so fresh feeling at July 20, 2017 09:46 AM (veoSD)
Stop discussing votermom's puppy and concentrate on the painting instead! It's too early to go OT!
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 09:46 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2017 09:46 AM (WTSFk)
77 Is it just me, or are the Michelle Fields jokes old?
Not that The Horde doesn't find a dead horse and beat it into a mushy pile, but perhaps Darva Conger jokes might be "refreshing" when compared to what we've gotten recently.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 09:44 AM (Ckg4U)
No comment.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy, with the oh so fresh feeling
IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THEY ARE BOTH DEAD HORSES GETTING BEAT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 20, 2017 09:47 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 09:47 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 09:47 AM (TTp7P)
I think they've slacked off. I think it's time for a renaissance in their use, a time to Make Michelle Fields Jokes Great Again.
This is a call to arms.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:47 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2017 09:45 AM (wYseH)
You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to put one over on the Dildo.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2017 09:47 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Bob Ross at July 20, 2017 09:47 AM (r5KeJ)
A thoroughly beautiful and evocative scene with a subtle theme. Lovely.
CBD, Thanks for this one. It's gorgeous on its own and with a local heat index over 100 and comparable humidity, this painting is a pleasant reminder of more comfortable weather.
Posted by: JTB at July 20, 2017 09:47 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 09:47 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 20, 2017 09:48 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 09:48 AM (nlbfN)
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Mine thinks that sneezing in my face will get me up out of bed in the morning. Sadly, I have reinforced this behavior.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 09:48 AM (OdK9v)
Alternate theory: grody Victorian lesbianism.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:49 AM (eXSOZ)
St. Pancake is mum of the subject of jokes about Ms. Fields' arms
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 09:49 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Toby Keith at July 20, 2017 09:49 AM (TTp7P)
Quote something from "Bio-Dome", even.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 09:49 AM (Ckg4U)
You, too, sugartits!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 09:47 AM (NOIQH)
They're pecs, damn it !!! Pecs !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 09:50 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 09:50 AM (psH+N)
Posted by: Bill Bye The Non-Science Guy at July 20, 2017 09:50 AM (mcI77)
Quote something from "Bio-Dome", even.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)
How about some commentary from Judge Ito?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 09:51 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail
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*strains to think up a pun on 'pottery'*
*fails*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 09:51 AM (OdK9v)
Don't forget vaccinations. The single biggest life-saver in history
Posted by: artemis at July 20, 2017 09:51 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 09:51 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 09:50 AM (psH+N)
Thats because the science is already settled. Damn deniers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2017 09:51 AM (Rndb7)
Posted by: Brace Sir Robin at July 20, 2017 09:51 AM (Iaxbq)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2017 09:51 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: fly gal at July 20, 2017 09:52 AM (QFGcw)
During the reign of Louis XV, an artist (Fragonard, I think) was commissioned by his mistress to paint a series telling the story of their love. What she got was a series of paintings that depicted lust, illicit affairs, secret rendezvous, and trysts. She wasn't happy and almost destroyed the artist's career.
Posted by: Kris at July 20, 2017 09:52 AM (nwqNw)
Give it a spin, Mike. I'm sure you can think of something.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 09:52 AM (nlbfN)
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How the hell else do you expect us to destroy the philosophical underpinnings of the United States? Sheesh.
Posted by: The Uniparty at July 20, 2017 09:52 AM (vg8iE)
A revival of Loreena Bobbit jokes has been ordered up! You
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 09:52 AM (pNxlR)
You must not probate
Posted by: Bizzaro Johnny Cochran at July 20, 2017 09:53 AM (TTp7P)
-Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 09:51 AM (FZYNt)
That would need a Warning Label.
-Tipper Gore
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 09:53 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 20, 2017 09:53 AM (WTSFk)
You, too, sugartits!
Posted by: Lizzy
I love our 'ettes!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 09:53 AM (W4LFA)
During the reign of Louis XV, an artist (Fragonard, I think) was commissioned by his mistress to paint a series telling the story of their love. What she got was a series of paintings that depicted lust, illicit affairs, secret rendezvous, and trysts. She wasn't happy and almost destroyed the artist's career.
Posted by: Kris at July 20, 2017 09:52 AM (nwqNw)
Was he trying to get beheaded?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2017 09:53 AM (Rndb7)
Better cut that one off now.. it could get out of hand.
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 09:54 AM (UmSfZ)
I feel so used. Slap was just trying to start an arms race so he could sell weapons to both sides.
Dick.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 09:54 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:54 AM (eXSOZ)
Give it a spin, Mike. I'm sure you can think of something.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 09:52 AM (nlbfN)
You're kilning me!
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 09:54 AM (TTp7P)
He then walks away, thinks he's turning the camera back on and walks back--and damn, wouldn't you know it?!
--There's that bag of heroin the suspect threw!
And the union rep says, "oh, he was probably just re-enacting how he initially found it."
Oh, and two other officers were standing by, watching the whole thing.
The suspect has been sitting in jail since January.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 20, 2017 09:54 AM (W1XyZ)
Give it a spin, Mike. I'm sure you can think of something.
Wanna buy a ticket to the lottery on wether he can come up with one?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 09:54 AM (W4LFA)
I love our 'ettes!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 09:53 AM (W4LFA)
They are quite a terrific bunch I must say. Witty AND hot.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2017 09:54 AM (Rndb7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 20, 2017 09:55 AM (Ckg4U)
"Toby" is a critically underused name these days.
brb telling my brother whose baby is on the way to name her "Tobitha".
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I knew a woman named Toby once. I'm not sure if that was her name or if it was a nick, but that's what everyone called her.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2017 09:55 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 09:56 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: JTB
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Gah!
It's a metaphor. Oh, noes!
I'm reminded of a nursing home named 'Autumn Breeze'. A terrible name, I thought.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 09:56 AM (kUfFq)
*fails*
Cracking already, I see.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:54 AM (eXSOZ)
You kilned it!
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 20, 2017 09:56 AM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: bicentennialguy
You sure they didn't call her Tubby and have to roll her in flour?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 09:56 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: fly gal at July 20, 2017 09:52 AM (QFGcw)
OK ... serious question.
It's July. What is it about "The Process" that takes six months do get to this ? Or did he just decide recently to do this ?
It would seem to me, if President Scogg were to win in November ... I'd have an entire damn list of EOs that I'd just be signing like mad on Day One. A bunch of directives that would make people's heads spin.
Why doesn't it work like that ? Has to be a reason, right ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 09:57 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 09:57 AM (xAvrH)
Brother has informed me that the wife has already nixed Tabitha, so sillier versions are probably out too.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:57 AM (eXSOZ)
Refusing to be forced to accept thousands of migrants, Austria threatens to send troops to the Italian border to keep their country secure.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2017 09:57 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
I like to take walks in the woods
Posted by: Hillary at July 20, 2017 09:57 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2017 09:57 AM (iVOAv)
As they say, it ain't the heat, it's the humidity.
Currently at 8:50 am Central:
82 degrees - 70% humidity Feel like 87
Heat advisory from 1:00 to 8:00 pm
96 - 100 degrees.
Feel like 105 - 107
Problem? This is only the 3rd week of July. We have all of August yet.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017
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Hah. I've got temps and humidity like that -- but it'll go on until Thanksgiving, if not longer.
Posted by: New Orleans Today at July 20, 2017 09:57 AM (zpYxD)
Posted by: artemis at July 20, 2017 09:51 AM (AwPyG)
I recently started wondering how much of the "Baby Boom" was not so much "an embarrassingly long 'welcome home'" as previously thought but rather the logical outcome of the introduction of both vaccinations and antibiotics at about the same time. Was it that so many more children were born, or that most of those born *lived*? I'm sure there's a way to find that out, but I'm only interested enough to ask, not do research.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 20, 2017 09:57 AM (rp9xB)
Brother has informed me that the wife has already nixed Tabitha, so sillier versions are probably out too.
Posted by: Sporkatus
name #4 on the list of names for strippers/porn stars
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 09:58 AM (FZYNt)
rickb223
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*throws jug at rick*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 09:58 AM (kUfFq)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 09:58 AM (nlbfN)
Give it a spin, Mike. I'm sure you can think of something.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 09:52 AM (nlbfN)
You're kilning me!
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 09:54 AM (TTp7P)
Patrick Swazye and Demi Moore are spinning in their graves right now!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2017 09:58 AM (jjaLl)
And the union rep says, "oh, he was probably just re-enacting how he initially found it."
Oh, and two other officers were standing by, watching the whole thing.
This.
This is why cops aren't trusted. By either the law abiding public or by the underclass that commits most crimes.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 20, 2017 09:58 AM (326rv)
I'm reminded of a nursing home named 'Autumn Breeze'. A terrible name, I thought.
You do know they cancelled the proposed expansion, "Winter Cordage"? The onslaught of "pile 'em up!" punchlines was never equalled.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 09:59 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 09:59 AM (hLRSq)
Kinda surprised Trump goes to Mattis rather than Mattis going to the WH.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 09:59 AM (Enq6K)
name #4 on the list of names for strippers/porn stars
Ah, a name that ensures stable employment.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:59 AM (eXSOZ)
Good grief. Com'on
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2017 09:59 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 09:57 AM (GoNER)
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Chesterton's fence, hopefully.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 10:01 AM (psH+N)
I can see where "olds in a blanket, stack 'em like firewood" would be considered hostile to the inmates.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 10:01 AM (eXSOZ)
Looks like we're going to raku up every chip and shard of bad pottery puns.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 10:01 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 09:49 AM (eXSOZ)
"Tipping the velvet" was a euphemism for Sapphic love in the 19th century.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2017 10:01 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2017 10:01 AM (jjaLl)
Kinda surprised Trump goes to Mattis rather than Mattis going to the WH.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual
I'm not. Pinheads like JEF demand that all come unto Him.
Business men visit sites, and meet and work with their leaders and subordinates.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 20, 2017 10:02 AM (326rv)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 10:02 AM (nlbfN)
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I tip the velvet whenever I can. Black Velvet.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at July 20, 2017 10:03 AM (vg8iE)
Kinda surprised Trump goes to Mattis rather than Mattis going to the WH.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual
I'm not. Pinheads like JEF demand that all come unto Him.
Business men visit sites, and meet and work with their leaders and subordinates.
Posted by: Blue Hen
Plus Obammy would just be getting out of bed by this time
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 10:03 AM (FZYNt)
I'm sure it's to do with the French article "les" somehow. Suggestability of the mind or something.
Or, horde. Either or.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 10:03 AM (eXSOZ)
Business men visit sites, and meet and work with their leaders and subordinates.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 20, 2017 10:02 AM (326rv)
While I don't disagree, it's quite a procession to move the Pres around compared to moving the DOJ secy around.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 10:03 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Sporkatus
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Little known fact:
The name Dorcas is a Greek translation of the Aramaic name Tabitha.
Acts 9:36-42
"Now there was in Joppa a disciple named Tabitha, which, translated, means Dorcas. She was full of good works and acts of charity."
Quite a nice name, actually. Sadly, Biblical names have fallen from favor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 10:04 AM (OdK9v)
This crap has been happening since organized law enforcement was created . The positive spin I can put on it today is that we are catching it more and have better oversight. Unfortunately because of that, it seems like it's more than usual.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 10:04 AM (TTp7P)
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What time is it? uh...No. I'd just be rollin' off him by now.
Posted by: Reggie at July 20, 2017 10:04 AM (vg8iE)
This way he can observe the over-all attitude among those at the Pentagon as well. He seems to like to touch base with the average worker pretty frequently.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 20, 2017 10:04 AM (rp9xB)
You've got a Delft touch on puns Kv C.
Imari impressed.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 10:04 AM (nlbfN)
Chesterton's fence, hopefully.
Posted by: Hate Has No Homo at July 20, 2017 10:01 AM (psH+N)
Maybe. How much more info does a Pres Elect get in that transition period, do you think ? How much more yet once he's sworn in ?
I honestly don't know.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 10:05 AM (GoNER)
If it ain't baroque, don't fix it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:06 AM (W4LFA)
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I demand that pronouns be allowed to select their own gender!
Posted by: Insane Liberal at July 20, 2017 10:06 AM (OdK9v)
Whereas painting the velvet is a euphemism for Memphisian love in the mid 20th century.
Okay, I just made that up to make a velvet Elvis paintings joke.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 10:06 AM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Bill Bye The Non-Science Guy at July 20, 2017 10:06 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Insane Liberal
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'Articles', dammit.
I'm even confusing myself.
Posted by: Insane Liberal at July 20, 2017 10:07 AM (OdK9v)
Whereas painting the velvet is a euphemism for Memphisian love in the mid 20th century.
Okay, I just made that up to make a velvet Elvis paintings joke.
Posted by: Sporkatus
Tapping the Velvet = unused porn scripts from the '90's
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 10:07 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: IC at July 20, 2017 10:07 AM (Jb00r)
Posted by: Brace Sir Robin at July 20, 2017 09:51 AM (Iaxbq)
That task will be up to the AZ governor, not the GOP.
His twin Lindsey Graham spoke to him yesterday. She said that John is planning to have some treatment done and will be back in the Senate. Said he was asking about various Senate docket items and giving ideas on moving forward.
What will Graham do if his twin is no longer in the Senate?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 10:08 AM (zqdyZ)
Um... Oaxaca.
-fails to find suitable pun
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 10:08 AM (eXSOZ)
That is the question."
From the first draft of Shakespeare's Toby, Prince of Denmark.
(Can't believe I'm posting this.)
Posted by: JTB at July 20, 2017 10:08 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Jack Sock
Like any system, cops have already figured out how to game the cameras. This one happened to be stupid AND dishonest.
My guess is that we'll get no good answer as to why neither cop in MN had their camera on.
It also explains why they are looking for the one possible witness to events prior to and during the shooting. He/she can potentially trip up the accounts of the cops.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 20, 2017 10:08 AM (326rv)
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*makes a face*
Posted by: Toby jug at July 20, 2017 10:09 AM (kUfFq)
They are heading back to the house, where Granddaughter will have a stiff shot of Pernod, and Grandmother will take a nap.
Posted by: kraken at July 20, 2017 10:09 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2017 10:09 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Mx. Graham at July 20, 2017 10:10 AM (mcI77)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGSN6INTqNc
"Blimey, whatever did I give the wife?"
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 20, 2017 10:11 AM (eXSOZ)
Good grief. Com'on
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2017 09:59 AM (iVOAv)
France comes from the Latin word Fresbo meaning girl on girl . It's history .
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 20, 2017 10:11 AM (TTp7P)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 10:08 AM (zqdyZ)
Oh, don't worry. I'll find love again.
Don't cry for me South Cackalacky.
Posted by: Miss Lindsay at July 20, 2017 10:11 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2017 10:11 AM (0s0D6)
176 Pottery kilns create a huge carbon foot print.
Pottery kills the Earth!
Chances are you'll not find a more ravenous set of kool-aid drinkers than patrons and students at pottery studios.
The irony of their situation was that just one word to the environmental enforcement lobby and their little section of heaven on earth would be shuttered immediately for dozens upon dozens of emissions and improper storage of chemicals violations.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 10:12 AM (pNxlR)
Anyone else look at that stone wall and think about which Union general would be stupid enough to charge, uphill, a Confederate company that was hiding behind it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2017 10:12 AM (0mskG)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:12 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: NCKate at July 20, 2017 10:13 AM (2R5JV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2017 10:13 AM (6Mj4C)
Discussing Vogue's latest article on boudoir tips and tricks to keep a Frenchman faithful?
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 10:13 AM (UmSfZ)
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Who can forget her, 'Ah ain't noways tarred...' speech?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 10:13 AM (OdK9v)
I actually found that a more reasonable explanation that old lesbian hitting on young girl. If you click on the photo-the larger version looks to me like the old woman is smiling and the young woman looks bemused, so maybe they're having a nice conversation. I'm thinking of some of the grandmothers and granddaughters in the congregations in which I have served and they adored each other so I'm putting the best possible spin on it. :^)
I was also interested in the fact that this artist lived until the 1900's but it looks like the people are wearing clothes from the late 1700's
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2017 10:13 AM (iVOAv)
Treasurery has fined Exxon for "skirting" Russia sanctions when Tillerson was boss.
How many weeks is this bullshit gonna play out?
Posted by: Kreplach at July 20, 2017 10:14 AM (TEUCN)
He acknowledged that he and "John" had been at loggerheads over the years, but that he was saddened at the diagnosis. He also said he knew people who were living five years after a GB diagnosis and if anyone would be a fighter against GB , it would be John.
He also slapped down Brian Kilmeade a few times, much to my delight. Kilmeade would ask a question, then before Paul was finished, start interrupting him telling him everything in the Senate was doomed, etc. Paul just simply said he disagreed with Kilmeade's assessment. He then went on to explain what he wants to see happen that might make the tax and spend Dems and Republicans(yes he said that) happy, in that he wants to see the Obamacare repeal done in two bills run concurrently, one repealing it, and one that would allow for a separate support for a time for the exchanges to allow them to wind down.
Good ideas, hope someone listens.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 10:14 AM (zqdyZ)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 10:14 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: IP
inviting another partner in the bedroom?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2017 10:14 AM (FZYNt)
He then walks away, thinks he's turning the camera back on and walks back--and damn, wouldn't you know it?!
--There's that bag of heroin the suspect threw!"
Ca- Ching!!!
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 20, 2017 10:14 AM (uTo2u)
every new one, ripped up the playbook during its first six months,
eliminating 16 old rules for every new one, according to top officials.
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See the link.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 10:15 AM (nlbfN)
Thoughts? (Yes, I realize asking for Horde Guidance is like asking for toddler guidance on candy bowl placement)
Posted by: Brace Sir Robin at July 20, 2017 10:15 AM (Iaxbq)
Posted by: Strobe at July 20, 2017 10:15 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 10:13 AM (OdK9v)
Or her secret passion for hot sauce ? She is one complex lady.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 10:15 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Yeah, I'm not fired up about them either.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 10:15 AM (OdK9v)
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Rubidiot is already cued up for the spot.
Really been in an awful mood the past couple days. My usually Pollyanna-type disposition is just not there. Living in IL does not help.
IL also did without (R) representation in the Senate for quite a while because Mark Kirk had a stroke. They didn't appoint anyone to take over.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2017 10:15 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 10:15 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Strobe at July 20, 2017 10:16 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2017 10:16 AM (jxbfJ)
Good grief. Com'on
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
The reason I obsessively read such things into paintings is because I care about women's rights. I really really care. So much so that I have done *ahem* extensive online research on lesbianism, because I am a *cough* feminist and I care about women being liberated. To do lesbiany things on youtube.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 10:16 AM (xAvrH)
198 ..Hillary would have been there, promising the moon (and the stars).
And passing out little bottles of her favorite hot sauce!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 10:16 AM (pNxlR)
Pottery kills the Earth!
Chances are you'll not find a more ravenous set of kool-aid drinkers than patrons and students at pottery studios.
The irony of their situation was that just one word to the environmental enforcement lobby and their little section of heaven on earth would be shuttered immediately for dozens upon dozens of emissions and improper storage of chemicals violations.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
And if they were to go old school to fire the kilns vs using electric or nat gas (drilling & fracking), they'd have to rape Gaia for wood.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:17 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Maude Lebowski at July 20, 2017 10:17 AM (bc2Lc)
Guess I have feet of clay!
Thanks, I'll be here all week.......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2017 10:17 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 10:02 AM (nlbfN)
He was full of it.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 10:18 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Guy in the woods at July 20, 2017 10:18 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: rickb223
but not rape-rape
Posted by: Whoopi at July 20, 2017 10:18 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltro at July 20, 2017 10:18 AM (jxbfJ)
Thoughts? (Yes, I realize asking for Horde Guidance is like asking for toddler guidance on candy bowl placement)
Posted by: Brace Sir Robin at July 20, 2017 10:15 AM (Iaxbq)
Since it's a company vehicle, I would refrain from applying any 'controversial" items on it.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 10:18 AM (zqdyZ)
Posted by: Guy in the woods
"MERDE!!"
*after the grandma was the one who complied*
Posted by: Guy in the woods at July 20, 2017 10:19 AM (326rv)
No. Those have been around for years.
Get you a fold up toilet seat for the hitch hole.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:19 AM (W4LFA)
Waters, Pelosi... Can't deny they've both lost their minds.
Anyone else see a change in the way the two parties leadership wind blows in the next 12-18 months?
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 10:19 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 10:18 AM (zqdyZ)
Surprisingly, the Horde provides excellent and timely advice!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2017 10:19 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 10:18 AM (zqdyZ)
I tend to agree. The rubber hanging scrote is a definite no no as well.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:19 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Lady on the Left at July 20, 2017 10:19 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:17 AM (W4LFA)
You know what they say ... Screw the Wind, Rape the Whirlwind.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 10:19 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 20, 2017 10:20 AM (UMWic)
Posted by: Chaz Bono at July 20, 2017 10:20 AM (vg8iE)
This bisque business in ceramic-related puns may cause the posting of the relief thread to slip a bit...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 10:20 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2017 10:15 AM (MIKMs)
I don't think that will happen with McCain's seat. When you have a Democrat party that is full out in opposition and resistance to anything the Republicans want to do, you can't leave a Senate seat open with only 52 Republican Senators.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 10:20 AM (zqdyZ)
I'm so sorry. I know the feeling well.
Prayers for you to feel happier.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2017 10:21 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 10:21 AM (OdK9v)
got my new (company) vehicle, a GMC Acadia. It has an open trailer
hitch, and I saw the coolest accessory yesterday: it was a faux clamor
mine trailer hitch cover, complete w/the embossed "Front Towards Enemy"
warning. Am I asking to get pulled over and tossed for terrorism?
Get that hairy ball-sack that hangs and sways underneath...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2017 10:21 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: saf at July 20, 2017 10:21 AM (cS/ge)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at July 20, 2017 10:21 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 10:18 AM (zqdyZ)
I agree, other than a small seat cushion you take with you, don't add anything to a company truck/van etc. I know someone who did add something extra, and it was removed by the mechanic on the next servicing.
Posted by: Colin at July 20, 2017 10:21 AM (0s0D6)
What a crock. You people are crackpots.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 10:22 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at July 20, 2017 10:21 AM (zRZaJ)
He plans on seizing all the cameras at the end.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 10:23 AM (GoNER)
Is Sessions doing a presser?
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at July 20, 2017 10:21 AM (zRZaJ)
It was a presser for a take down of a dark web operation. He took questions which, of course, were about the Trump NYT's article.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 10:23 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:19 AM (W4LFA)
Or a charcoal grill. Very handy.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 20, 2017 10:24 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Jen
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Yeah, just leave it be.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2017 10:25 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:25 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: DaveA at July 20, 2017 10:25 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at July 20, 2017 10:21 AM (zRZaJ)
I wouldn't be surprised if he resigns. Not only has the president come out publicly that he would have never nominated Sessions if he had told him he would need to recuse himself from the Russia BS, but Sessions' announcement yesterday about civil forfeitures has pissed off a lot of people.
Rand Paul is mighty upset about it. He said this morning that civil forfeiture affects poor minorities more often and that he has been fighting this type of tyranny for a long time.
So, who knows....
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 10:25 AM (zqdyZ)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 10:26 AM (nlbfN)
John McCain is out of the picture now, he just won't acknowledge it. With his diagnosis his time here is severely limited making him, politically a lame duck. The reality of political power is what can you do for me *now* and what can you do to me *later*, and John McCain no longer has a later.
That will become apparent to all very soon.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 10:26 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 10:28 AM (oVJmc)
because Mark Kirk had a stroke. They didn't appoint anyone to take over.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2017 10:15 AM (MIKMs)
I don't think that will happen with McCain's seat. When you have a
Democrat party that is full out in opposition and resistance to anything
the Republicans want to do, you can't leave a Senate seat open with
only 52 Republican Senators.
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.I wouldn't be too sure about that, but anything can happen.
I do hope that given a few days to contemplate what has happened to him that McCain will step aside. He has just been hit with a very large dose of reality and it will take some time for him to process through it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2017 10:28 AM (0pcwX)
Posted by: Lady on the Left at July 20, 2017 10:19 AM (vg8iE)
"Quois 'Val-U-Rite?" - lady on the right
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 10:28 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 10:28 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Brace Sir Robin at July 20, 2017 10:29 AM (Iaxbq)
Posted by: The Unknown Commenter at July 20, 2017 10:30 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 10:30 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2017 10:30 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:25 AM (mcI77)
Like these?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/361194815792
Posted by: Country Singer at July 20, 2017 10:30 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:31 AM (mcI77)
Not to be morose, but he doesn't have much time.
Posted by: Brace Sir Robin at July 20, 2017 10:31 AM (Iaxbq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 10:28 AM (oVJmc)
That is plausible. I was thinking that it was a way of publically stating "I'm the one that sets the policy, not you." Sessions may still be thinking he has the independence of being a senator, and no he does not.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 10:31 AM (hLRSq)
Perhaps the President's comments are a subtle way of asking, without asking, for a resignation letter.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 10:28 AM (oVJmc)
At this point, lets hope so. Sure would be nice to find AG that is like a bull dog that hasn't been fed in 2 weeks. And is looking at Hillary Clinton's case file as if it were a big juicy steak.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2017 10:31 AM (jxbfJ)
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I use my personal vehicle for work as well. I'm thinking a Russian style dash cam is in my near future, they're cheap enough now.
Folks that log 30+ thousand miles a year see things that normal people would never believe on the road.
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 10:32 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at July 20, 2017 10:32 AM (zRZaJ)
Crazy BAMN leader, Berkley radical Yvette Felarca arrested (she's been on Tucker, and she really is a crazy radical, cheer on the violence anarchist):
https://twitter.com/polNewsForever/status/888029200623579136
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New Kingsmen trailer out - F#$@, yeah!
http://ew.com/movies/2017/07/20/kingsman-golden-circle-comic-con-trailer/
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 10:33 AM (NOIQH)
http://www.ufunk.net/en/univers-geek/harry-potter-x-black-milk/
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 10:33 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:33 AM (mcI77)
Look for some sort of immigration / amnesty push in Congress. #ForJuan!
After all, #ForTeddy was all the rage during the BarkyCare battles.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2017 10:33 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 10:31 AM (hLRSq)
I think President Trump would regain a lot of credibility if he'd say "You're FIRED!" to quite a number of people!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2017 10:33 AM (gwPgz)
I really don't understand Trump's logic giving that interview with the
Times. To publicly slam Sessions like he did doesn't seem very smart to
me. If he wanted Sessions to resign he should have asked him privately
to do so. There's enough bullshit swirling around the presidency
without adding this to the pot.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at July 20, 2017 10:32 AM (zRZaJ)
I'd see that as a shot across the bow. A not-so-subtle warning to Sessions to get back in line and DO YOUR JOB.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2017 10:34 AM (jxbfJ)
I really don't understand Trump's logic giving that interview with the
Times. To publicly slam Sessions like he did doesn't seem very smart to
me. If he wanted Sessions to resign he should have asked him privately
to do so. There's enough bullshit swirling around the presidency
without adding this to the pot.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at July 20, 2017 10:32 AM (zRZaJ)
I'm with you on that Jewells. ESPECIALLY to the NYT of all publications.... THAT'S the one he chose to say that to?
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 10:34 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 10:28 AM (oVJmc)
That is plausible. I was thinking that it was a way of publically stating "I'm the one that sets the policy, not you." Sessions may still be thinking he has the independence of being a senator, and no he does not.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH
Trump doesn't do subtle, though.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:34 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2017 10:15 AM (MIKMs)
There was no reason to have Kirk run for office again except for the usual Republican stupidity. They should have found someone else to run while allowing him to finish his term. He had no business or ability to run for office. Now we have Tammy Duckwaddle along with Dick Dirtbag
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 20, 2017 10:34 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 20, 2017 10:35 AM (Iaxbq)
The real Marie-François Firmin-Girard died in a tragic carriage accident involving a bushel of apples and a wallaby,
two years before this painting was created.
He was replaced by lookalike William Shears Firmin-Girard in order to not upset his fans.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 20, 2017 10:35 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 10:28 AM (rNQTc)
Anna, I'm a very bad correspondent. Got absolutely swacked on some homemade mead last night and was in no shape to stand, let alone type. My deepest apologies. Your e-mails are staring at me demanding to be replied to.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2017 10:36 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2017 10:36 AM (7n4KQ)
Looks like a thunderstorm is about to begin, so I'll be signing off for now.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 20, 2017 10:37 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: naturalfake
Indeed. It's a testament to the abilities of Walrus-Americans that he carried it off so well.
Posted by: The Unknown Commenter at July 20, 2017 10:38 AM (AM1GF)
Re: seeing stuff on road. Yeah, I like the dash cam idea. I've seen 2
flip and roll crashes live. One was a car carrier. It was scary
spectacular.
.
.
.We saw a car carriers brakes on the trailer catch on fire once. In less than two minutes the whole trailer filled with new cars was engulfed.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2017 10:38 AM (0pcwX)
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 10:38 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 10:38 AM (xAvrH)
Trump doesn't do subtle, though.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:34 AM (W4LFA)
I don't think using the New York Times to send your message qualifies as subtle.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 10:39 AM (hLRSq)
http://www.brooklyntabernacle.org/prayer
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2017 10:39 AM (iVOAv)
In 1981, the real naturalfake died in a tragic boating accident involving film star, Natalie Wood, and a wallaby.
He was replaced by lookalike William Shears fakenatural to keep his fan from being upset.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 20, 2017 10:40 AM (9q7Dl)
so perhps i'm glad that I can wear minimalist styles and not get burned at the stake.
Posted by: willow at July 20, 2017 10:40 AM (v12G8)
Or, it could be that I just need another cup of coffee.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 20, 2017 10:41 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: willow at July 20, 2017 10:41 AM (v12G8)
I stopped at the next gas stop i could and nearly wept I was so scared.
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 10:42 AM (UmSfZ)
Tonight on The Discovery Channel!!!
"The Wallaby: Nature's Hit Men?"
A shocking expose' of the most dangerous and wily marsupial of all.
Tonight!!! Only on The Discovery Channel!
8:00 pm CST
Posted by: Discovery Channel at July 20, 2017 10:43 AM (9q7Dl)
This way Trump could say he never asked for a resignation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2017 10:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 10:43 AM (rNQTc)
You are correct about that. Trump doesn't go off half cocked.
He always has a plan.
Crsp! You know who else always had a plan?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:44 AM (W4LFA)
Like these?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/361194815792
Posted by: Country Singer at July 20, 2017 10:30 AM (uiwCw)
NO! All of the Trigglypuffs out there would try and rear end me.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:44 AM (mcI77)
BUMPBUMPBUMP
I almost hit a kid on a bike that tried to cross 6 lanes of traffic I was the farthes ttruck and almost wiped him out .
Now I have palpatations when I see kids on bikes anywhere by big streets.
Posted by: willow at July 20, 2017 10:45 AM (v12G8)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:45 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 10:45 AM (MINbv)
Roll Damn Tide !!!
Posted by: Jeff S from Alabama at July 20, 2017 10:45 AM (GoNER)
I mean just because you can, why would you? Even a motorcycle would win that accident.
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 10:47 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 10:47 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 20, 2017 10:47 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Hannibal at July 20, 2017 10:48 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Shep! at July 20, 2017 10:48 AM (qpwEe)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 10:49 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)
I saw a recent photo of McCartney. His face looks like a slightly melted wax works
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 20, 2017 10:49 AM (493sH)
You are correct about that. Trump doesn't go off half cocked.
He always has a plan.
Crsp! You know who else always had a plan?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:44 AM (W4LFA)
Yep. He used this with great affect in generating support for his RE projects. He jui jitsued many a politciana and turned negative publicity to his favor. It was publicity! And it usually drove sales. he was there steps ahead.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2017 10:50 AM (Rndb7)
Wow, the news today! Tiger gets caught jacking it on the 13th green of Pelican Bay and is sentenced to driving a Bronco to sign autographs; OJ may be released from Augusta for beating blond trollops with his 5 iron and driving his sports car into the gator pond, drowning the ball diver. Robert Blake applauds!
Posted by: Fvckknuckle Deluxe at July 20, 2017 10:50 AM (bwl6I)
He always has a plan.
Crsp! You know who else always had a plan?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:44 AM (W4LFA)
You know who else went off full-cocked?
Posted by: Peter North at July 20, 2017 10:50 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 20, 2017 10:34 AM (Enq6K)
If you read the outakes provided by andy canuck, you will see that Trump's point is that the Russia stuff is all BS, and because Sessions recused himself, it allowed Rosenstein, who Session didn't know, to run the investigation. And then Mueller gets appointed special prosecutor and the Russia BS just goes on.
Trump doesn't trust Rosenstein , with good reason. Look where that got them.
His WH is tied up with dealing with this crap day after day.
I also think giving the interview to the Times was a second chance for them. He allowed three reporters to come in and interview him, while his personal assistant sat in on it , recording it I'm sure.
If it gets reported accurately, fine. If not, it's on the Times again, which he will certainly point out.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2017 10:50 AM (zqdyZ)
I can't speak to other states, but Texas has max & min posted speed limits. (For minimum unposted roads it usually 25 mph less than posted max).
So for a 45 mph road, least acceptable speed limit is 20 mph. Without fail. That doesn't mean get it up to 20 for a few minutes, that's a constant 20 mph. Hard to do on a bike.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:51 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: BlackFapper at July 20, 2017 10:52 AM (bwl6I)
They should have brought back Rowan Atkinson to play the next incarnation of Doctor Who.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 10:53 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2017 10:53 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Peter North at July 20, 2017 10:53 AM (GoNER)
Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2017 10:53 AM (IqV8l)
I mean seriously, what else could he do?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 10:54 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: the queen bed of the hive, smoking a cigarette at July 20, 2017 10:54 AM (uTo2u)
I mean seriously, what else could he do?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 10:54 AM (7uYFy)
Enough.of this bullshit talk. Enough.
Now hand me your car keys.
God Bless Nick Saban !!!
Posted by: Jeff S from Alabama at July 20, 2017 10:55 AM (GoNER)
Sounds like Sessions had planned on using Senate comity while being AG.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:55 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:56 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2017 10:56 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2017 10:56 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 10:56 AM (kufk0)
They should have brought back Rowan Atkinson to play the next incarnation of Doctor Who.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 10:53 AM (rNQTc)
Probably a lot better than who they went with. Plus with Baldrick as his companion they could have stopped most of the bad guys with just one whiff of him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 20, 2017 10:57 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:56 AM (mcI77)
What's this got to do with Russian collusion?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 10:58 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:58 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 20, 2017 10:41 AM (uiwCw)
Point of order: at the HQ, one only indulges in a cup of covfefe.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2017 10:58 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 10:58 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 10:59 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 10:55 AM (W4LFA)
Bingo. Senate "comity" is a one way street.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 10:59 AM (7uYFy)
Dear MPPPP-You are very smart man and very creative and you're a good writer. This is not the first time you have mentioned drinking or drinking till you pass out. My mother was an alcoholic so this concerns me. You need to take care of yourself. Please consider what you can do to do this. I left a site for resources on the Morning thread-post 171 for anyone who could use them. I hope that if you consider this officious you will forgive me, because I mean well and from what you post here, I like you. You are in my prayers,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2017 10:59 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:56 AM (mcI77)
What's this got to do with Russian collusion?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 10:58 AM (7uYFy)
Absolutely nothing.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:59 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 10:59 AM (rNQTc)
Every one of the arrogant, spandex dipped, blue mirror shade wearing bastards thinks they're training for the Tour de France.
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 11:00 AM (UmSfZ)
we are talking about the GOP here...
They have an uncanny knack for stepping on rakes.
Posted by: McCool at July 20, 2017 11:00 AM (tWnED)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:56 AM (mcI77)
What's this got to do with Russian collusion?
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"Show me a man and I will find a crime."
-- Lavrenti Beria
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 11:01 AM (MCPnt)
Many people need to be fired.
All is proceeding as Louise Mensch foretold . . .
Posted by: McCool at July 20, 2017 11:01 AM (tWnED)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2017 10:56 AM (MIKMs)
I met Mary Tamm in the mid-80s at some fan event. She was stunningly beautiful. Very sad that she died so young.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 20, 2017 11:02 AM (493sH)
Posted by: MYOB at July 20, 2017 11:02 AM (bwl6I)
Posted by: Jared at July 20, 2017 11:03 AM (dBYh4)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 10:58 AM (mcI77)
I don't know, but it's galling how the Democrats have tweeted all kinds of bullshit about McCain being a "hero" ( I'm not saying he may have been one at one time) because it's designed to cast Trump's campaign comments about McCain being taking prisoner.
The Democrats--Obama ( "I won, John") in particular in 2008 always treated McCain like shit and with disrespect --after all he's done for them...
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 11:03 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 11:04 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 11:04 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 11:00 AM (UmSfZ)
... and so, for ranting above and beyond in finest tradition of the Horde, it gives me great pleasure to present you The Order of the Ewok with Hobo Device and Val-U-Rite Clusters.
*salutes*
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 11:04 AM (GoNER)
Only if he can be the headline speaker, I imagine.
Then again, he may be in Tahiti or Italy vacationing with some billionaire, and will instead tweet his tepid regrets with a pic of himself and McCain.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 11:04 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ScoggDog
Um, no. It's a blue Police box. Doctor Who is the universe's policeman. You need to start with William Hartnell, go on until Tom Baker, and then stop.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2017 11:05 AM (xAvrH)
MPD finest? From the UK's Daily Mail, apparently Justine spooked Noor and he opened fire. Listen dude, you supposed to be a cop and not Don Knotts in a haunted house.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 11:06 AM (rNQTc)
Yeah. It's how they change costumes.
Want a jelly baby?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 11:06 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: MYOB at July 20, 2017 11:02 AM (bwl6I)
That was uncalled for.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 20, 2017 11:06 AM (hLRSq)
Many people need to be fired.
All is proceeding as Louise Mensch foretold . . .
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." according to a person familiar with the probe."
Another unnamed source.....just sayin.......
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2017 11:06 AM (0pcwX)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2017 11:04 AM (NOIQH)
Or a picture of him looking solemnly at a PICTURE of McCain...
Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2017 11:06 AM (7uYFy)
And that's from someone doing penance for ranting about scolds.
Genuine concern for fellow Morons has always had, and hopefully will always have, a place among the Horde. It's what makes this place what it is.
Posted by: The Unknown Commenter at July 20, 2017 11:06 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2017 11:07 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 11:07 AM (GoNER)
MPD finest? From the UK's Daily Mail, apparently Justine spooked Noor and he opened fire. Listen dude, you supposed to be a cop and not Don Knotts in a haunted house.
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Time to reinstitute the "one bullet in your pocket" rule for Somali cops.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2017 11:07 AM (MCPnt)
I understand a phone booth is somehow involved ?
Posted by: ScoggDog
___________________________
Yeah, that happens a lot...
Posted by: Super Man at July 20, 2017 11:07 AM (UMWic)
Every one of the arrogant, spandex dipped, blue mirror shade wearing bastards thinks they're training for the Tour de France.
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 11:00 AM (UmSfZ)
You are a brother or sister from a different mother. We have tons of those same arrogant snots here in NoVA, who cause traffic disruption, and sometimes accidents, because they want to ride their bikes in the same lanes as motor vehicles. And they are so smug.
This, plus people who call you and ask, "who is this?" are my two biggest pet peeves in the world. I'm guessing both kinds of people are liberals.
Posted by: moki at July 20, 2017 11:07 AM (V+V48)
Whatever. Shame you couldn't use your own handle. If people don't want comments on what they post they shouldn't post. Really-perhaps it would be better to ignore all the people who are obviously in great deal of psychological and emotional pain-and God forbid anyone show some concern. We all have difficulties and pain. I thought this was place of support. Did I say he was a bad person. Was I judging him?. No.
Have a great day. In think I'm done here today
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2017 11:08 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 11:08 AM (2euXD)
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 11:00 AM (UmSfZ)
... and so, for ranting above and beyond in finest tradition of the Horde, it gives me great pleasure to present you The Order of the Ewok with Hobo Device and Val-U-Rite Clusters.
*salutes*
Posted by: ScoggDog
IP is a slacker when it comes to ranting on cyclists on public roadways. I could do an "Ace-worthy" movie review length post.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 11:08 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 11:08 AM (kufk0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 11:09 AM (rNQTc)
So they narrow the car lanes to accomodate the bikes that aren't there so that even in a compact you're just about banging door panels with the car next to you. What bikes there are use the regular lanes or sidewalks anyway, weave in and out and consider red lights a joke.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2017 11:09 AM (6Mj4C)
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 11:00 AM (UmSfZ)
I want one of these under the hood when I see one of these self-absorbed flamboyant assholes blocking traffic.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/muaz6db
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 11:09 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 11:08 AM (kufk0)
Sounds like everything needs to be burned down.
Only way to be sure.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 20, 2017 11:09 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2017 11:09 AM (rmVvL)
I have never seen a second of
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2017 11:10 AM (IqV8l)
Is it Governor Doug Ducey's show or do they have to have some stupid election thing?
Does Ducey have the balls to appoint a true conservative? Or will we get another squish.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 20, 2017 11:10 AM (U6f54)
Every one of the arrogant, spandex dipped, blue mirror shade wearing bastards thinks they're training for the Tour de France.
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 11:00 AM (UmSfZ)
Ah, cyclefags. There's a ton of 'em out by me. Most of them obey the rules of the road, but there's always a few notable exceptions.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 11:11 AM (0mRoj)
Only if the funeral is held in a non-extradition treaty country.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 11:11 AM (W4LFA)
Hugs to you and MPPP. I have a happier day when I read what you two have to say.
Posted by: moki at July 20, 2017 11:11 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 11:00 AM (UmSfZ)
Every farking tool bag one of them and they wait until rush hour traffic to get in everyone's way. I honk at them and/or yell Get the fuck out of the way Lance
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 20, 2017 11:11 AM (493sH)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 11:08 AM (kufk0)
Sounds like everything needs to be burned down.
Only way to be sure.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 20, 2017 11:09 AM (72PAC)
Seven canisters of CN20
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 11:11 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2017 11:04 AM (GoNER)
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I humbly accept, but will pin it to my loincloth myself thanks.
I also know I'm not alone in this.
Posted by: IP at July 20, 2017 11:11 AM (UmSfZ)
Will he take any selfies?
And will the South African sign language guy be there?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 11:12 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Strobe at July 20, 2017 11:13 AM (gbWkA)
Will he take any selfies?
And will the South African sign language guy be there?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 11:12 AM (rNQTc)
Coffee on my keyboard. Thanks.
Posted by: moki at July 20, 2017 11:13 AM (V+V48)
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The CEO has seen the CLO just publicly embarrass the company.
That was "get your shit square or get gone--I don't f'ing care either way."
Trump is not politics, he's business.
Politics would be a private aside with a planned narrative for the resignation to allow Sessions to save face.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 20, 2017 11:13 AM (W1XyZ)
They like to sleep and mate inside shoes. You have been warned.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 11:13 AM (mcI77)
Is it Governor Doug Ducey's show or do they have to have some stupid election thing?
Does Ducey have the balls to appoint a true conservative? Or will we get another squish.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 20, 2017 11:10 AM (U6f54)
From what I can find, the governor gets to choose, and the selected serves until the next general election. Which occurs every two years.
No idea if the current governor is a squish/wannabe tyrant or not.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 20, 2017 11:14 AM (72PAC)
So they narrow the car lanes to accomodate the bikes that aren't there so that even in a compact you're just about banging door panels with the car next to you. What bikes there are use the regular lanes or sidewalks anyway, weave in and out and consider red lights a joke.
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Are you sure you're not speaking of Austin??? I don't mind them using existing shoulders but building bike lanes and using the main lanes...just NO! Our roads are 30-40 years behind the times but we have great bike lanes... EVERYWHERE!
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 11:14 AM (kufk0)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 11:13 AM (mcI77)
where dem feets at?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 11:14 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 11:15 AM (uTo2u)
They are also good buddies with spiders.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 20, 2017 11:15 AM (2euXD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 11:15 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 11:15 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 20, 2017 11:16 AM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 11:16 AM (uTo2u)
Posted by: JD Hayworth at July 20, 2017 11:16 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 11:06 AM (rNQTc)
Well look at those pictures of her. She was absolutely terrifying looking. /s
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 20, 2017 11:16 AM (493sH)
They like to sleep and mate inside shoes. You have been warned.
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I live in Texas... they are a way of life.
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 11:17 AM (kufk0)
He's going to cling to power until he drops if he can.
Is it Governor Doug Ducey's show or do they have to have some stupid election thing?
Governor appoints replacement, but has to be from the same party.
Does Ducey have the balls to appoint a true conservative? Or will we get another squish.
More likely to appoint a conservative than Butch Napolitano would have, but no guarantees.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2017 11:17 AM (SGFoV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 11:17 AM (MINbv)
Just appoint Jan Brewer for a while. If she runs, fantastic, if not, it should be a decent few years. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 20, 2017 11:16 AM (wGbBR)
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That is actually a very sensible suggestion. Probably means it will be ignored, but a very, very good idea.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2017 11:18 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2017 10:53 AM (MIKMs)
There are some good stories floating around about CBS 60 MInutes showing up to do an interview, then throwing a huge temper tantrum when they find out it's going to be independently recorded.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 20, 2017 11:19 AM (WIgTw)
No bikes.
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Except in the very early mornings and late evenings when you can't see them in the sun....
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 11:19 AM (kufk0)
Posted by: Mudd at July 20, 2017 11:19 AM (cfHE9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at July 20, 2017 11:20 AM (0O7c5)
380 362 Last night there was a scorpion near the ceil in my shower. I knocked it down and killed it.
They like to sleep and mate inside shoes. You have been warned.
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I live in Texas... they are a way of life.
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.We had to dodge an armadillo the other night when we were walking the dogs.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2017 11:20 AM (0pcwX)
"With Jan Brewer as Senator, she'll be out of the state Governor."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 11:20 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 11:20 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: moki at July 20, 2017 11:07 AM (V+V4
I hate that, but fortunately it hasn't happened in a while. Next time it does happen I plan to say "Somebody who's not going to talk to you" and hang up.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 20, 2017 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2017 11:20 AM (0pcwX)
Ok very stupid question but...by dodge an armadillo, you mean the armadillo roles up into a ball and charges hedgehog style, right?
Cause I'd move to Texas to catch and train that.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 20, 2017 11:21 AM (72PAC)
Hugs to you and MPPP. I have a happier day when I read what you two have to say.
Posted by: moki at July 20, 2017 11:11 AM (V+V4
Elegantly said!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 20, 2017 11:21 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 11:08 AM (kufk0)
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*gargantuan dinner plate-sized eyeballs*
Holy mother of.... My nightmares would be epic if I lived where you live.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 20, 2017 11:21 AM (mQ0Mc)
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Except in the very early mornings and late evenings when you can't see them in the sun....
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 11:19 AM (kufk0)
Just like fighter pilots have the enemy flags on the side of their planes representing their kills. I've always wanted to have stickers of bikes on the side of my car
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 20, 2017 11:21 AM (493sH)
Saw one with the dogs as well - they couldn't figure it out. Pretty funny little critters...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 20, 2017 11:21 AM (MINbv)
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They squeeze into my yard through the back iron fence to dig in my beds for grubs. My dog goes out and literally stands over them barking. They just ignore her.
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 11:22 AM (kufk0)
the bicyclists use the right lane of this road anyway, hogging it so I cannot take a turn.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 11:22 AM (uTo2u)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 20, 2017 11:22 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: moki at July 20, 2017 11:07 AM (V+V4
I hate when I call the wrong Pete, or the wrong Lisa, and it takes a few beats into the conversation for me to realize i'm not talking to the person I thought I was....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 11:22 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 11:23 AM (mcI77)
Listen dude, you supposed to be a cop and not Don Knotts in a haunted house.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Atta boy, Mohamed!
Posted by: Offscreen voice at July 20, 2017 11:23 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2017 11:20 AM (0pcwX)
Ok very stupid question but...by dodge an armadillo, you mean the
armadillo roles up into a ball and charges hedgehog style, right?
Cause I'd move to Texas to catch and train that.
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.Yep that's exactly what I meant.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2017 11:23 AM (0pcwX)
the side of their planes representing their kills. I've always wanted
to have stickers of bikes on the side of my car
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 20, 2017 11:21 AM (493sH)
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http://tinyurl.com/yc9wrfu2
Posted by: IP- The Order of the Ewok with Hobo Device and Val-U-Rite Clusters at July 20, 2017 11:24 AM (UmSfZ)
To publicly slam Sessions like he did doesn't seem very smart to me.
Yes much better to express his dissatisfaction with Sessions through private channels were it will be leaked to CNN and they get another week of "breaking news'" about the disfunctional Trump White House.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 11:24 AM (lKyWE)
the side of their planes representing their kills. I've always wanted
to have stickers of bikes on the side of my car
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 20, 2017 11:21 AM (493sH)
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http://tinyurl.com/yc9wrfu2
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I could make these on my die cut machine.....
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 11:25 AM (kufk0)
Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 20, 2017 11:25 AM (kufk0)
Make a few cut in half for the ones that are just maimed...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 11:25 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 20, 2017 11:25 AM (UMWic)
True fact.
Some are. They're also known as Hoover Hogs thanks to Herbert Hoover & the Great Depression.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2017 11:26 AM (W4LFA)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 11:26 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2017 11:27 AM (0pcwX)
"Mueller is going Ken Starr on Trump. Good luck with that fishing expedition."
The Ken Starr expansions of the investigation were ordered by AG Reno and were done to help WJC beat the rap by making it appear to be blue-nose Republicans out to get him for sex.
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 20, 2017 11:27 AM (d3wbb)
Channeling his inner Chris Cilizza.
Posted by: Toad-O at July 20, 2017 11:28 AM (cct0t)
And I want one of those train horns too -- to pierce the bubbles other drivers are in, locked in their nearly soundproof cars, with the stereo blasting and the A/C creating a mini-hurricane. An ordinary horn can't get their attention.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2017 11:28 AM (zpYxD)
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 20, 2017 11:27 AM (d3wbb)
No Republicans wanted him for sex. *shudder*
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 20, 2017 11:28 AM (0mRoj)
the side of their planes representing their kills. I've always wanted to have stickers of bikes on the side of my car
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Deathrace 2017
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 11:28 AM (Nwg0u)
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Ryan(spit) is at his weakest right now. There should be a call for a No Confidence vote.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2017 11:29 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2017 11:28 AM (zpYxD)
My pops used to have an air-horn from a Mack truck in his F150...
Scared the hell out of dopey people when they were drifting listlessly between lanes. Great fun for the kids, too!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 11:29 AM (hcyUh)
You're not fooling anyone, you know.
Posted by: Man with dying relative over shoulder in Monty Python at July 20, 2017 11:29 AM (eXSOZ)
Trump is not fully in control of executive branch and Sessions idiotic decision to recuse himself has set us down this absurd path we are on.
We know what the end game is, keep expanding the "investigation" till you can find something you can charge somebody with.
This bulshit needs to stop and it needs to stop right now.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 20, 2017 11:30 AM (4mTFk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2017 11:30 AM (zpYxD)
the side of their planes representing their kills.
How many US flags did John McCain have?
Jesus I can't help myself.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2017 11:30 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 20, 2017 11:15 AM (uTo2u)
{{{{BTH}}}} smooches on both cheeks to you sweetie!! How are you?
We are sweating and dodging cyclists here in NoVA. What's going on in the land of Boulder?
Posted by: moki at July 20, 2017 11:30 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 11:31 AM (Nwg0u)
I always felt sorry for Starr. He seems like a decent guy and his life and career were pretty much ruined because he tried to do a thankless job competently.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 20, 2017 11:31 AM (rp9xB)
decent guy and his life and career were pretty much ruined because he
tried to do a thankless job competently.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 20, 2017 11:31 AM (rp9xB)
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I agree, drummers get no respect..
Posted by: IP- The Order of the Ewok with Hobo Device and Val-U-Rite Clusters at July 20, 2017 11:32 AM (UmSfZ)
Yes much better to express his dissatisfaction with Sessions through private channels were it will be leaked to CNN and they get another week of "breaking news'" about the disfunctional Trump White House.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 11:24 AM (lKyWE)
I take your point. I guess I'm just not used to the way Trump does business.
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at July 20, 2017 11:32 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 20, 2017 11:32 AM (4mTFk)
Better to just roll down the window and say "Pretty f*cking hot out today, isn't it?" and then take off.
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2017 11:32 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 20, 2017 11:32 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 20, 2017 11:31 AM (rp9xB)
aaaaaand... there's the problem. He shoulda' known how D.C. works.
Do a job? Competently?!?! Get outta here, you....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 11:32 AM (hcyUh)
And I want one of those train horns too -- to pierce the bubbles other drivers are in, locked in their nearly soundproof cars, with the stereo blasting and the A/C creating a mini-hurricane. An ordinary horn can't get their attention. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2017 11:28 AM (zpYxD)
As a retired truck driver I can tell you when you blast a driver with the airhorn you better be carful because people do some crazy stuff when you scare the crap out of them
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 20, 2017 11:32 AM (lKyWE)
Under the rules that were in effect during WW2, Captain McCain would have 4 and a half kills.
Almost an enemy ace.
Posted by: Tim iI fitty dollars and time served! at July 20, 2017 11:34 AM (sf2BM)
BTW... I can't even imagine what Trump is going through. Imagine that the day it was announced that you were starting a new job, that a significant amount of people were dedicating their livelihood to ending your job. And from day one, they did everything in their power to destroy you.
Trump could use more prayers I think.
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 11:35 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: shibumi at July 20, 2017 11:35 AM (aT+Bx)
Now you've got me thinking...
As a CEO/Business man, Trump never really fit the mold. Most large corporations, the CEO is the dirtiest, nastiest sunuvabitch who stabbed the most backs to get to where he/she is. And once in position, the backstabbing and skullduggery ramps up eleven-fold in order to keep the position against those plotting against you.
Trump Inc.? Everybody knows who the boss is. Everybody actually likes the boss. Nobody's gunning for him every single day, except the tabloids, who were just straight up silly.
Maybe he just doesn't have the armor against internecine struggle that most Wall Street Tycoon types would have?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2017 11:38 AM (hcyUh)
Next on the list are the Harley Davison geezers that are professional types during the work week but come the weekend are outlaw bikers. Driving in the fast lane 5 mph under the speed limit. Like to tap them with my bumper to see what happens.
Posted by: Strobe at July 20, 2017 11:39 AM (gbWkA)
https://tinyurl.com/yd328g7e
He got one thing wrong, though. He says old people need to die. No, our methane emission is about done. It's those damn kids who are going to be farting for the next 80 years he needs to get.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 20, 2017 11:42 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2017 11:42 AM (4AVeu)
I hope you won't take this the wrong way, but while I know that your advice to MPPPP was very well intentioned, I think it would have been better to do so in a more private setting, such as email.
I am troubled that he has not posted again on this thread and hope that it is because he had things to do, but it is altogether possible that he is embarrassed, annoyed, or even angry.
I enjoy your spiritual posts very much, as well as MPPPP's comments---he is so very knowledgeable, particularly with regard to the golden age of film, and he has a terrific wit.
Hope this thing settles out quickly and amicably.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 20, 2017 11:43 AM (HiDrR)
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