aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Fat Thumb-Shaped Girl Chris Cillizza Goes on Reddit's AMA and Gets Hazed
In the below tweet, there are several screenshots, each which can be popped out of the tweet to a larger size. I suggest doing so.
The @CillizzaCNN Reddit AMA is going about as well as you’d expect. (h/t @redsteeze)https://t.co/M8GfkZH8iS pic.twitter.com/NjCMH2UVty
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) July 18, 2017
Cillizza, who makes it a practice to post pictures of his colleagues’ feet and make weirdo feet references any chance he gets, could be described as the Nickelback of TV reporters. Other ways to think of him include the Gwyneth Paltrow of Washington media or the Ann Hathaway of the Washington press bubble. Even New York Mag’s Olivia Nuzzi fairly recently call him “so fucking dumb.” Deadspin also can’t stand him. Both lefties and righties think the folksy CNNer with the blue glasses is a tool.That article quotes additional "questions" posed to Mxr. Footsie:
LeakyMcLeakFace: Are you willing to show the feet? PissmansMustard: What that mouth do? ... BillyHumphreys: Why are you such a dipshit? Post the feet sweetie. TripleGYouSee: Hey Chris long time reader. Do you have any actual principles or are you fine with any policy as long as the discourse is respectable enough for your liking? ... DrPhineasPhage: How do you balance being employed for your opinions despite being demonstrably wrong about everything all the time? ... IRodC asks, “What’s with your unhealthy obsession with Ivanka Trump?” FlightoftheGoblins is worried about Cillizza’s marriage. The person writes, “Does Mrs. Fix have any problems at all with you posting constant feet pics of your coworkers?”"Boy wut dat mouth do? Show me them feet" is my new favorite thing in the world. Obviously. Mash-Up: Mouths and Feet.
... Killthedogslowly writes, “Chris! Greetings! I’m obsessed with The Fix (my wife calls me a “Fix Fan”) and I think your writing is just so in depth and hilarious. Simply put, bravo! (I wish I could insert a gif here). My question is: boy wut that mouth do. Show me them feet.” ... “Do you jerk off to womens’ feet?”
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) July 18, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rd at July 18, 2017 02:31 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 02:32 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 02:32 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: rd at July 18, 2017 02:32 PM (4dz1m)
The NERVE!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 02:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Oblivious in Bolivia Mississippi at July 18, 2017 02:33 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 02:33 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Shia Lebouef at July 18, 2017 02:34 PM (3GSgE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2017 02:34 PM (xfb67)
Sounds like the same people that drove Shia Lebouef round the bend?
A lot of the criticism was from the Left.
Yes, they were pissed he was so busy snarking on Trump that he missed the opportunity to do some real reporting on Trump's faults, past, etc.. Just think: progressives think he's a tool, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 02:34 PM (NOIQH)
Unlike a certain Senator from a hot desert state whose name will not be mentioned.
Mav.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 02:34 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2017 02:35 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2017 02:35 PM (lY6OQ)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 18, 2017 02:35 PM (XOXvq)
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 02:35 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Camel's toes. at July 18, 2017 02:36 PM (yKB8T)
Posted by: A Real "Fix Fan" at July 18, 2017 02:36 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Dick Morris and Rex Ryan at July 18, 2017 02:36 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 02:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 02:36 PM (NBiK1)
Chris, have you considered the fact that your reporting style of
repeated and absurd focus on completely inane subjects, like "an
analysis of the Trump-Macron handshake" not only makes us all
collectively stupider, but fundamentally devalues the role politics has
in shaping our lives in favor of absurd horserace coverage that focuses
on inside baseball to the exclusion of real working families?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (NOIQH)
Regardless, it's funny both sides are hitting this clown. It does show you they're in big fucking trouble with the masses.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Mel Profit at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (XOXvq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rd at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Dick Morris at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 18, 2017 02:35 PM (XOXvq)
Hey. Haha. You are a real comedian, aren't you, sonny.
Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (yKB8T)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (GoNER)
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (49UDy)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2017 02:38 PM (jAZR9)
Posted by: Gem at July 18, 2017 02:39 PM (uaHyk)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2017 02:39 PM (eSx+E)
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This. Dones nto compute.
Sucking on toes is.......unsanitary.....to say the least.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2017 02:39 PM (8XRCm)
The date stamp is nearly always correct. Next question!
Posted by: Chris "Chris" Cillizza at July 18, 2017 02:39 PM (Mouru)
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 18, 2017 02:39 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 02:39 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 02:39 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 18, 2017 02:39 PM (jAZR9)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (NBiK1)
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Chris Cillizza's Mom at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (tbOMB)
....... annnnnnnnnnd Dicks Strewn blows the margins.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The Penguin at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (7LH2o)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (49UDy)
That's because you've never explored 'lesbian foot fetish' on PornHub.
Posted by: Homebound w Ankle Bracelet w Restraining Order 2 Boot at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (EgwCt)
It's cause they're every bit as twisted, themselves. Might not be with kids, might only be swingers, exhibitionists or whatever.
But. Twisted. All of them? Dunno. Markedly higher percentage than Ma & Pa 'Merica? Bank on it, bigly.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (v5iqM)
Barrel.
And go fix me a sammich. And LASue was better.
Posted by: The Margins at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (UmSfZ)
The most brutal one is what is the name of your immediate supervisor and their contact information to address the quality of your work?
Also the meritocracy one is awesomesauce.
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (mf5HN)
hard to empathize since I have no real fetishes. I wish I did though .
Something not illegal and not too weird. I'm guessing it would at
least give your life some direction knowing exactly what you want.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 02:37 PM (49UDy) -------------------------------------
I never got it either. And although it's an extreme turnoff for me, I can forgive it by virtue of there being far, far worse fetishes out there.
Scat anyone?
Posted by: JC at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (3GSgE)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 02:41 PM (7LH2o)
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2017 02:41 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: the Butcher at July 18, 2017 02:41 PM (KtAmr)
How does it feel to be the real word version of Tim Messenger from Hot Fuzz?
You even look like him, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 02:41 PM (NOIQH)
They're called Dori-toes.
Not Dori-tits. Not Dorit-ass. Not Dorit-elbows
Dori-toes.
sexy, sexy Doritos.
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 02:41 PM (uBKPR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 02:41 PM (NBiK1)
We have wide widths.
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (7n4KQ)
It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with them. Right honey?
Posted by: Chris Cillizza's Mom at July 18, 2017 02:41 PM (tbOMB)
You even look like him, too.
Pre- or post- steeple?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 02:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Roy
I like 'em extra wide -- like real wide. In sizes you can only get at specialty medical equipment distributors.
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 02:42 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2017 02:42 PM (iVOAv)
I saw it on the internet, it must be true.
Posted by: Oblivious in Bolivia Mississippi at July 18, 2017 02:42 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
===========
So basically, Hillary or Trump?
That's an easy one.
Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 02:42 PM (q7gh0)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2017 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2017 02:42 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 02:43 PM (NBiK1)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 18, 2017 02:43 PM (fKWf6)
Scat? I just got here.
Posted by: Homebound w Ankle Bracelet w Restraining Order 2 Boot at July 18, 2017 02:43 PM (EgwCt)
Instead they found comedy gold.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 18, 2017 02:43 PM (datdl)
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 02:44 PM (UmSfZ)
Who could choose? We are fortunate that life permits us both.
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 02:44 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2017 02:42 PM (8rNrN)
YOU LEAVE THE NOBLE NOBLE MANATEE, THE EPITOME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD (except you know the ability to get out of the way of speed boats ) OUT OF THIS, ACE!
*weefootstamp*
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 02:44 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 18, 2017 02:44 PM (nFwvY)
It isn't lesbians who have the foot fetish on porn hub. So some people, not me, say.
I saw it on the internet, it must be true.
Posted by: Oblivious in Bolivia Mississippi at July 18, 2017 02:42 PM (m9X4Y)
I will prove it to you!
Posted by: Kurt Buchenwald at July 18, 2017 02:44 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Guy Who's Curious About Chris Cillizza's Hot Wet Mouth at July 18, 2017 02:44 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Strobe at July 18, 2017 02:45 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Skip at July 18, 2017 02:45 PM (9g/6M)
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 02:44 PM (UmSfZ)
If she keeps them away from me I'm fine with it.
Posted by: The Margins at July 18, 2017 02:45 PM (cAnNx)
I understand about 17% of this content. If this passage was on the "language comprehension" portion of SAT test, I would answer all the questions wrong.
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2017 02:46 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 02:46 PM (7LH2o)
Toes are the absolute LAST thing I would notice about a woman.
Dead last.
Well..... except for Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. That chick has some freaky toes.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2017 02:46 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2017 02:46 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2017 02:46 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 02:46 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 02:46 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Dick Morris at July 18, 2017 02:46 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 02:46 PM (NBiK1)
____
Well, we have to run some commercials.
Posted by: CNN at July 18, 2017 02:47 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2017 02:42 PM (8rNrN)
YOU LEAVE THE NOBLE NOBLE MANATEE, THE EPITOME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD (except you know the ability to get out of the way of speed boats ) OUT OF THIS, ACE!
*weefootstamp*
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 02:44 PM (mf5HN)
And the source of mermaid myths.
Man those guys were out to sea way too long.
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2017 02:47 PM (cAnNx)
PornHub Most Relevant Video Results: "Lesbian Foot Fetish"
Showing 1-20 of 1702
Only 1702 of 'em.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 02:48 PM (7LH2o)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 02:48 PM (NBiK1)
PornHub Most Relevant Video Results: "Lesbian Foot Fetish"
Showing 1-20 of 1702
Only 1702 of 'em.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR)
Uh, guess who likely watches more lesbian porn? Lesbians or straight men.
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2017 02:49 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Dick Morris at July 18, 2017 02:49 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 18, 2017 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2017 02:50 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 18, 2017 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
_____
Don't be so callous
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 02:50 PM (UmSfZ)
"language comprehension" portion of SAT test, I would answer all the
questions wrong.
Translation: Cilizza is neither liked nor respected within the industry. They tolerate him, at best, but more likely he is a regular butt of jokes.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 02:50 PM (NOIQH)
Conniving Slut Sucks Off Best Friends Covfefe
BRB...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 02:50 PM (ul9CR)
This thready is so corny.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 18, 2017 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
_____
Don't be so callous
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 02:50 PM (UmSfZ)
Did you hoof to go there?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2017 02:50 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Dick Morris at July 18, 2017 02:51 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 18, 2017 02:51 PM (hLRSq)
He could also be described as that one smaller piece of turd that floats and requires 2-3 flushes to get rid of. He could be accurately described as a lot of things, without fuerther degrading the otherwise undegradeable.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 18, 2017 02:51 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 02:51 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2017 02:51 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 18, 2017 02:51 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at July 18, 2017 02:52 PM (49UDy)
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 02:52 PM (0mRoj)
So as a (mild protest) I am posting on a baby elephant having a tantrum:
http://tinyurl.com/y7t5up7o
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2017 02:52 PM (iVOAv)
- There is some dude who appears on CNN.
- Everyone hates him.
- In some manner, he is obsessed with feet.
- He volunteered to be publicly humiliated, for some odd reason.
- People on the Internet dutifully humiliated him.
- Despite having volunteered, he then refused to actually participate in the humiliation.
- It remains unclear why he volunteered in the first place if he didn't want to be mocked.
- Apparently there are people who actually watch CNN, and thus know of this guy's existence.
Is that about right?
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2017 02:52 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Dick Morris at July 18, 2017 02:52 PM (mcI77)
That's a scalping I'd like to see.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2017 02:53 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 02:46 PM (7LH2o)
42 !!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 18, 2017 02:53 PM (CPk08)
This thready is so corny.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 18, 2017 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
_____
Don't be so callous
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 02:50 PM (UmSfZ)
Did you hoof to go there?
Such a heel thing to do.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 18, 2017 02:53 PM (datdl)
fuck lets a coworker take pictures of their feet? Or was he doing it on
the sly?
Posted by: El Kabong at July 18, 2017 02:51 PM (datdl)
____
Down low pediphile?
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 02:54 PM (UmSfZ)
Ridicule is a powerful weapon and he uses it like he is slicing with a hammer.
Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 02:54 PM (GHWf9)
@116 I thought all of this was on twitter?
Posted by: Oblivious in Bolivia Mississippi at July 18, 2017 02:54 PM (m9X4Y)
They had an episode of Peggy getting tricked into doing Foot fetish porn.
KOTH. Greatest show ever created.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 02:54 PM (49UDy)
Sucking on toes is.......unsanitary.....to say the least."
Totally agree. It is much more sanitary to drink champagne out of girl's asses like I do.
Posted by: Steve Kroft at July 18, 2017 02:55 PM (OD2ni)
Showing 1-20 of 1702
Only 1702 of 'em.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR)
'Lesbian Foot Worship' nets another 1084
'lesbian foot domination' nets another 1865
I could go on into the kinkier stuff, but the postage size preview window of the next category made me lose my lunch.
Posted by: Homebound w Ankle Bracelet w Restraining Order 2 Boot at July 18, 2017 02:55 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 02:55 PM (eXSOZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQ7iLxg2jQ
That. Is. Awesome.
Protein box story time!
Once Upon A Time my Old Office decided to do a Biggest Loser type competition. I did not participate and told everyone that this was just going to go terribly awry and I was going to watch it all burn and laugh. Which it did. And I did.
Anyhoodle, one day as I was walking to get a file I overheard four or five of my co-workers in a very, very, very earnest indeed discussion of to consume that had the highest concentration of protein.
They did not understand why I was leaning against the wall wheezing I was laughing so hard.
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 02:55 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bosk at July 18, 2017 02:55 PM (n2K+4)
zombie, he had a political column at the WashPost for many years, then became a regular on the various politics shows on cable news. He's a very inside DC journalist who clearly thought more highly of himself than his audience.
I bet CNN wanted him to do this as part of their spinning after several recent scandals - go out and charm the internet mob sort of thing.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 02:56 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2017 02:56 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Dick Morris at July 18, 2017 02:56 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2017 02:56 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Rex Ryan at July 18, 2017 02:56 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Dick Morris
I've studied a lot about Japan and never heard of this. Are you sure you're not referring to Chinese foot-binding?
The Japanese wore geta which sort of hobble women when they walk, but they weren't designed for the purpose of hobbling, but rather to keep one's kimono out of the mud.
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2017 02:56 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 18, 2017 02:56 PM (Enq6K)
WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!?!??!???!?!
...and why do tonsil stones fly outta' my mouth when I yell?
Posted by: Jay-red at July 18, 2017 02:57 PM (MQp/B)
Showing 1-20 of 1702
Only 1702 of 'em.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 02:47 PM (ul9CR)
'Lesbian Foot Worship' nets another 1084
'lesbian foot domination' nets another 1865
I could go on into the kinkier stuff, but the postage size preview window of the next category made me lose my lunch.
Posted by: Homebound w Ankle Bracelet w Restraining Order 2 Boot at July 18, 2017 02:55 PM (EgwCt)
take the word 'lesbian' out of your search query; what results do you get for just foot fetish?
Posted by: Oblivious in Bolivia Mississippi at July 18, 2017 02:57 PM (m9X4Y)
Most.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 02:57 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2017 02:57 PM (rmVvL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQ7iLxg2jQ
That. Is. Awesome.
Protein box story time!
Once Upon A Time my Old Office decided to do a Biggest Loser type competition. I did not participate and told everyone that this was just going to go terribly awry and I was going to watch it all burn and laugh. Which it did. And I did.
Anyhoodle, one day as I was walking to get a file I overheard four or five of my co-workers in a very, very, very earnest indeed discussion of to consume that had the highest concentration of protein.
They did not understand why I was leaning against the wall wheezing I was laughing so hard.
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 02:55 PM (mf5HN)
I take it you didn't explain lest you get reported to HR.
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2017 02:58 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 18, 2017 02:56 PM (Enq6K)
Yes, but are they barefoot?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 18, 2017 02:58 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 02:58 PM (Mouru)
'lesbian foot domination' nets another 1865
I could go on into the kinkier stuff, but the postage size preview window of the next category made me lose my lunch.
"Lesbian Nose Sucking" = 1258
THAT beats out lesbian foot fetish? Srsly?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 02:58 PM (ul9CR)
Japanese Chinese they all look the same to me.
Posted by: Dick Morris at July 18, 2017 02:58 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Hillary!s feet at July 18, 2017 02:58 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 18, 2017 02:58 PM (datdl)
So when does the hilarity ensue?
Posted by: tu3031 at July 18, 2017 02:58 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Oblivious in Bolivia Mississippi at July 18, 2017 02:57 PM (m9X4Y)
Showing 1-20 of 2653
Posted by: Homebound w Ankle Bracelet w Restraining Order 2 Boot at July 18, 2017 02:59 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 18, 2017 02:59 PM (jiP67)
Posted by: Cilliza at July 18, 2017 02:59 PM (yKB8T)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 02:59 PM (49UDy)
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual
Ditto!
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2017 02:59 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Chris Cillizza's Mom at July 18, 2017 02:59 PM (tbOMB)
Nah. 15 quatloos on pony play.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 02:59 PM (eXSOZ)
Nah. 15 quatloos on pony play.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 02:59 PM (eXSOZ)
*projectile vomits*
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 03:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:00 PM (39g3+)
Favorite movie: My left foot
Favorite Baseball Player: Barry Footed
Favorite foreign politician: Michael Foot
Favorite TV character: Al Bundy
Posted by: mercenary13 at July 18, 2017 03:00 PM (xf9G1)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 18, 2017 03:01 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 03:01 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2017 03:01 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Golden Arches at July 18, 2017 03:01 PM (yKB8T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 03:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Paul Bunion at July 18, 2017 03:01 PM (Mouru)
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Ok, thanks. Clearly a rule 34 case study.
Posted by: Oblivious in Bolivia Mississippi at July 18, 2017 03:01 PM (m9X4Y)
http://tinyurl.com/ybta83ao
Interesting book. According to protagonist his boss at media company likes to put tongue-in-butt of starlets.
Middle age male fantasy of being stranded on island with two under 30 women.
Posted by: Mudd at July 18, 2017 03:02 PM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:02 PM (39g3+)
Nah. 15 quatloos on pony play.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 02:59 PM (eXSOZ)
Reminder to my Horde friends: Never, ever Google something you see in the threads and don't recognize. (Sobs)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 18, 2017 03:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 18, 2017 03:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 03:02 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2017 03:02 PM (r+sAi)
(a-wa a-wa) Si-bona kwenze ka kanjani
(a-wa a-wa) Amanto mbazane ayeza
She's a rich girl
She don't try to hide it
Diamonds on the soles of her shoes
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2017 03:02 PM (M+Lyo)
Nah. 15 quatloos on pony play.
I'll see that and raise you 20 on Wolf Blitzer's inflation infatuations.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 18, 2017 03:03 PM (datdl)
media or anyone else jerks off too. There's probably some value in
highlighting these weird leftist media clowns....but no, just no!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2017 02:42 PM (iVOAv)
It's the fasting.
Posted by: Clement at July 18, 2017 03:03 PM (lnPxC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2017 03:03 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dick Morris at July 18, 2017 03:03 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 03:03 PM (UmSfZ)
Why is everyone always ragging on Anne? I think she is cute. Stupid yes, but cute.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 18, 2017 03:03 PM (B9t7n)
Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 03:03 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2017 03:03 PM (8XRCm)
Let me try PornHub search for this one:
"Current dot.gov internet connections to PornHub"
Showing 1-20 of 5,465,321
Posted by: Homebound w Ankle Bracelet w Restraining Order 2 Boot at July 18, 2017 03:04 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 18, 2017 03:04 PM (yhf6w)
[ Gilbert Gottfried voice ] YOU FOOL
Serious, it's like The Rule.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:04 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 18, 2017 03:04 PM (Hk/NM)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2017 03:04 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2017 02:58 PM (cAnNx)
Other co-worker came out,asked what was going on, so I told her and then she joined me in the laughing and wheezing while the others kept going what's so funny!
This is the same office where I had to use hand gestures to explain to my co-workers and one of my bosses that the injuries sustained by the passenger in the front seat of the vehicle that was "run off the road by a deer" were consistent with, hmmm, how to put this at such a family friendly blog, someone making sure that she hit her protein intake requirements for the day.
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 03:04 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 18, 2017 02:58 PM (RD7QR)
They're all bare....their feet are the least of my concern.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 18, 2017 03:04 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:04 PM (7LH2o)
Nah. 15 quatloos on pony play.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 02:59 PM (eXSOZ)
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George is getting UPSET!
Posted by: George Constanza at July 18, 2017 03:05 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Chris Cillizza's Treasury of Pick Up Lines at July 18, 2017 03:05 PM (8rNrN)
As hollywood starlets go, she's less dumb than most. And yes, very pretty. Anime eyes, but a nice face, as opposed to Susan Sarandon who was plain but had anime eyes and huge mams as her only claim to fame.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:05 PM (39g3+)
>>Nah. 15 quatloos on pony play.
So....Brony?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 03:05 PM (NOIQH)
So, they're not kosher. However, unicorns do.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:05 PM (eXSOZ)
How about a gub thread?
Posted by: RI/NH Red. Jonesin' for Covfefe. at July 18, 2017 03:05 PM (xR/HN)
I think there was another CNN idiot who posted a picture of his feet -- socks -- whatever, because he didn't like what he was hearing at the White House.
CNN sure has some weird fetishes going on -- I think they have another one with poo.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 18, 2017 03:06 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2017 02:52 PM (DQ4Fv)
And then he faced the agony of defeet.
Posted by: Chris Cillizza's Mom at July 18, 2017 03:06 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2017 02:58 PM (cAnNx)
The confusion about the best source of protein suggests that the people in question were HR.
Posted by: cornbred at July 18, 2017 03:06 PM (TtwZq)
Smug, and her habit of humblebragging.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 03:06 PM (NOIQH)
Is this considered proof that allegedly grown people spend significant time on twitter pursuing subjects like this?
Perhaps our society is in worse shape than I had originally thought.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 18, 2017 03:06 PM (S/hVx)
♫Toe the line
Love isn't always on time
Whoa oh oh
Toe the line
Love isn't always on time
Whoa oh oh ♫
~ToeToe
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2017 03:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 03:07 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:07 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:07 PM (7LH2o)
Their reporting is shit, so it does make sense.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 18, 2017 03:07 PM (Hk/NM)
Nobody seemed to care.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 03:07 PM (ul9CR)
'Nuru massage' Showing 1-20 of 1077
'Nuru massage Step Mom' Showing 1-20 of 1520
Millennials definitely have a step mom thing going.
Posted by: Homebound w Ankle Bracelet w Restraining Order 2 Boot at July 18, 2017 03:08 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Captain LaFeet at July 18, 2017 03:08 PM (yKB8T)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:07 PM (7LH2o)
Maybe Winona can shoplift her a bottle of Nair.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 18, 2017 03:08 PM (GoNER)
Nobody seemed to care.
...
Well *I* cared.
In fact, I cared three times in one day.
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 03:08 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 03:08 PM (mcI77)
assuming the nomad reasons are accurate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:09 PM (39g3+)
[ Gilbert Gottfried voice ] YOU FOOL
Serious, it's like The Rule.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:04 PM (eXSOZ)
Rules for Morons Number One:
If you don't know what it is, do not try to figure it out from context.
If you don't know what it is, do not ask.
And, most importantly, if you don't know what it is, do not search for it. Ever.
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 03:09 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 18, 2017 03:09 PM (CPZDv)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something"
I agree. Very cute with a great body. I enjoyed Anne sticking her behind in the air as she straddled the motorcycle in the The Dark Knight Rises.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 18, 2017 03:09 PM (OD2ni)
It's like jazz. If you have to ask, you'll never understand.
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 03:09 PM (8rNrN)
To combine two horrible, horrible themes: Helena Bonham Carter in the Tim Burton Planet of the Apes, with freakish chimp feet, hair, and muzzle. A zero or a one on the ScoggScale?
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:10 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 03:10 PM (Mouru)
Ann Hathaway looks like a hairy girl to me. Just very hairy down there-y, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:07 PM (7LH2o)
Like hairy digits? Eeeewww!
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 03:10 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2017 02:42 PM (8rNrN)
YOU LEAVE THE NOBLE NOBLE MANATEE, THE EPITOME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD (except you know the ability to get out of the way of speed boats ) OUT OF THIS, ACE!
*weefootstamp*
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017
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Sorry, AtC, but the manatee looks like an animal God constructed out of Play-Doh. They're good-natured creatures, as I understand it, and supposedly the origin of the mermaid legend (though you'd have to be at sea for one HELL of a long time to think a manatee looks like Ariel the redheaded mermaid) . . . but they're kind of Play-Doh-ish.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2017 03:10 PM (zpYxD)
BAD HORDE!
*baps on nose with rolled up newspaper*
BAD!
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 03:07 PM (mf5HN)
R U kidding? She 'fessed to hashish smoking a couple days ago, before going off to an exorcism.
Posted by: Homebound w Ankle Bracelet w Restraining Order 2 Boot at July 18, 2017 03:10 PM (EgwCt)
Big mistake. I was eating breakfast at the time.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 03:10 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 18, 2017 03:10 PM (yKB8T)
I see no problem here. Women have hair. Little girls don't. I want a woman, don't you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2017 03:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 18, 2017 03:11 PM (zKIA2)
Have you found a suitable flag yet ? Are you accepting applications for the pole at this time ?
Posted by: Peter North at July 18, 2017 03:11 PM (GoNER)
Bob Dole says that if you can pop one for anything besides a prostate exam, you have nothing to complain about.
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 18, 2017 03:11 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 03:11 PM (8rNrN)
Big mistake. I was eating breakfast at the time.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 03:10 PM (ul9CR)
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Well.... learned my leasson when somebody here mentioned that two guys were sounding and docking.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2017 03:11 PM (8XRCm)
This will be educational, disturbing, hilarious, and humiliating all in one - imagine going "Hmm - Andrea Mitchell really is into Thomas the Tank Engine and all sorts of steam operated...oh. my. lord...."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 18, 2017 03:11 PM (hLRSq)
And, most importantly, if you don't know what it is, do not search for it. Ever.
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 03:09 PM (mf5HN)
Also Zombies links are NSFW.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 03:12 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 03:12 PM (mcI77)
I'm talking happy trail and a hairy ass crack. Not all women are equally hairy.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:12 PM (7LH2o)
Most people, in associating hair with masculinity more than adulthood, have a cutoff somewhere. Call it the "bearded lady or Mexican 'werewolf'" paradox of carney sex.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:12 PM (eXSOZ)
222 Yeah I Googled "Columbian necktie" after someone mentioned it here.
Big mistake. I was eating breakfast at the time.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 03:10 PM (ul9CR)
Is that bad that I already know what that is?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 03:13 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 02:34 PM (Mouru)
The Captain: "YOU SCREW UP JUST THIS MUCH [indicates tiny gap with fingertips] AND YOU'LL BE FLYING A CARGO PLANE FULL OF RUBBER DOG SHIT OUT OF HONG KONG!!!!"
If only.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 18, 2017 03:13 PM (zKIA2)
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Same here. But I've long appreciated the aesthetic shape of the female foot, the arch and heel, the contrasts in color and texture, etc. I don't get turned on by girls' feet -- but they can be nice to look at. (See Kidman, Nicole, and Theron, Charlize, for living examples.)
Still, obsessing about them in your public, work life . . . this Chris guy is asking for ridicule or worse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2017 03:13 PM (zpYxD)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:14 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 03:04 PM (mf5HN)
Ron White once referred to it as "The Highway Delight"
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2017 03:14 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 03:13 PM (Ri/rl)
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No.
Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 03:14 PM (s5Kql)
It depends. How will my answer affect my visa application?
Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 18, 2017 03:14 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2017 03:14 PM (7HtZB)
Sorry, AtC, but the manatee looks like an animal God constructed out of Play-Doh. They're good-natured creatures, as I understand it, and supposedly the origin of the mermaid legend (though you'd have to be at sea for one HELL of a long time to think a manatee looks like Ariel the redheaded mermaid) . . . but they're kind of Play-Doh-ish.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2017 03:10 PM (zpYxD)
Well. Yes. But that's why they're awesome!
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 03:14 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2017 03:14 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 03:14 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:12 PM (7LH2o)
Go ahead and Google "Demi Moore Bush".
I'll wait.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 18, 2017 03:14 PM (zKIA2)
I'm talking happy trail and a hairy ass crack. Not all women are equally hairy.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:12 PM (7LH2o)
They have laser hair removal. I guarantee you she is hairless.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 03:15 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2017 03:15 PM (rmVvL)
===========\
The poet laureate of "tater salad"
Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 03:15 PM (3Wa94)
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Well....bitch had her feet on backwards for Aeon Flux.
Worst.
Movie.
Ever.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2017 03:15 PM (8XRCm)
I dunno, between the Paltrow thing and rhythmic pumping of other things, I could see that rule 34 challenge being *easy*.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:15 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 03:16 PM (ul9CR)
Yeah, I learned it from the movie "The Counselor" which seemed to be a tutorial on all the different methods for removing someone's head.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 03:16 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jeb Moore Bush at July 18, 2017 03:16 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Lou "The Toe" Groza at July 18, 2017 03:17 PM (rJN3l)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 03:18 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 03:16 PM (NOIQH)
I knew I learned it from a book or movie.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 18, 2017 03:18 PM (Ri/rl)
Captain America in the next Avengers movie has abandoned his USA patriot stuff and become "Nomad."
He can team up with Doctor Who-Ha
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 03:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:18 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Peter North at July 18, 2017 03:11 PM (GoNER)
This seems like a trick question somehow.
Speaking of, I have a few hard drive featuring some of your earlier performances.
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 03:19 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 18, 2017 03:19 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 03:19 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at July 18, 2017 03:19 PM (xAvrH)
Ann Hathaway looks like a hairy girl to me. Just very hairy down there-y, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:07 PM (7LH2o)
Like hairy digits? Eeeewww!
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 03:10 PM (tbOMB)
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yummmmm
Posted by: Frodo Baggins at July 18, 2017 03:20 PM (oGRue)
'Nuru massage August Ames and Darci Dolce'. That one's getting bookmarked.
Posted by: Homebound w Ankle Bracelet w Restraining Order 2 Boot at July 18, 2017 03:20 PM (EgwCt)
If the upper points meet on her back?
If the braids hang past her knees?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 18, 2017 03:21 PM (Hk/NM)
... I am going to try like hell not to restart my phone and lose this hash.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 18, 2017 03:21 PM (GoNER)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 03:21 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2017 03:22 PM (Tr8Ht)
Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2017 03:22 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 03:22 PM (s5Kql)
If the upper points meet on her back?
If the braids hang past her knees?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 18, 2017 03:21 PM (Hk/NM)
BECAUSE PRETTY!
Posted by: MUMR at July 18, 2017 03:23 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 18, 2017 03:23 PM (GoNER)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:23 PM (7LH2o)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2017 03:24 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at July 18, 2017 03:24 PM (xAvrH)
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obviously there is something to them, or women would not bother with all the fabulous footwear. The foot in the high heel is somehow much sexier than the foot alone.
Posted by: Frodo Baggins at July 18, 2017 03:24 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 03:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 03:25 PM (mcI77)
Corn-rowed crotchfros... with beads.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2017 03:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2017 03:26 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Frodo Baggins at July 18, 2017 03:24 PM (oGRue)
Women wear high heels because they elongate the leg, boost the ass and tip the pelvis and tits forward.
At least the ones they walk in.
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 03:26 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:26 PM (7LH2o)
Yep. They probably went through and cleaned it up when they saw people making fun on twitter. Or at Cillizza's request. Reddit wants *ahem* "celebrities" to do AMAs and really doesn't want to be a forum that humiliates them.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 18, 2017 03:26 PM (datdl)
Demi needs like a gallon of the Brazilian wax. Maybe more.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 03:25 PM (mcI77)
Skip the wax. You need to log that bush like the Amazon rain forest.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2017 03:26 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2017 03:26 PM (7HtZB)
Corn-rowed crotchfros... with beads.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2017 03:25 PM (pNxlR)
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i dreadlock mine
Posted by: Whoopi G at July 18, 2017 03:26 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 03:27 PM (oVJmc)
At least the ones they walk in.
Posted by: alexthechick - where's my flag at July 18, 2017 03:26 PM (mf5HN)
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and also elongate the penis...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 18, 2017 03:27 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 03:25 PM (mcI77)
Or at least a few firebreaks, for safety.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2017 03:27 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2017 03:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 03:27 PM (oVJmc)
Or a five-o-crotch shadow.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at July 18, 2017 03:27 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 03:25 PM (mcI77)
Skip the wax. You need to log that bush like the Amazon rain forest.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2017 03:26 PM (tbOMB)
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don't look at us
Posted by: herd of goats at July 18, 2017 03:28 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:24 PM (39g3+)
That could have been it.
For anyone that's seen the Demi Moore pic ... I mean, damn. I don't see how she could use the restroom. Let alone sex. And no visual of naughty bits - just a Pubic Gordian Knot.
And I actually saw Pubic Gordian Knot open for The Sex Pistols at the Gorge Ampitheatre sometime after '69.
Could have
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 18, 2017 03:28 PM (GoNER)
Posted by: Jasper at July 18, 2017 03:28 PM (mcI77)
- There is some dude who appears on CNN.
- Everyone hates him.
- In some manner, he is obsessed with feet.
- He volunteered to be publicly humiliated, for some odd reason.
- People on the Internet dutifully humiliated him.
- Despite having volunteered, he then refused to actually participate in the humiliation.
- It remains unclear why he volunteered in the first place if he didn't want to be mocked.
- Apparently there are people who actually watch CNN, and thus know of this guy's existence.
Is that about right?
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2017 02:52 PM (DQ4Fv)
In the context of the fact that people who are really into feet are statistically more likely to find humiliation a source of erotic pleasure, yes.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 18, 2017 03:30 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:30 PM (7LH2o)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 03:21 PM (mcI77)
............
Crab ladder.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at July 18, 2017 03:30 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 18, 2017 03:31 PM (6jaju)
Good thing I don't work for PornHub 'cause I'd set their system up like Amazon -- "If You Liked This You'll Probably Like This" 'feature'. As the algorithm constantly digs down to the users ultimate depravity.
In time the streets would be deserted except for women. Marriage and birth rates would plummet. Sales of tissue would sore.
Posted by: Homebound w Ankle Bracelet w Restraining Order 2 Boot at July 18, 2017 03:31 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 18, 2017 03:32 PM (Rndb7)
I mean, I'm no expert on women's laps, having seen few in real life, but that seems excessive even for the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+)
-Bugs Bunny
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:32 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: SMFH at July 18, 2017 03:32 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017
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Somehow I'm not hungry any more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2017 03:32 PM (zpYxD)
how to put this at such a family friendly blog, someone making sure that she hit her protein intake requirements for the day.
Supplemental nucleic acid injections!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2017 03:32 PM (pNxlR)
Would you rather perform cunnilingus on Demi Moore's crotchfro, or lick peanut butter off a merino wool sweater?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:30 PM (7LH2o)
Can't do the cunnilingus on Demi with peanut butter?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 18, 2017 03:33 PM (jxbfJ)
Would you rather perform cunnilingus on Demi Moore's crotchfro, or lick peanut butter off a merino wool sweater?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:30 PM (7LH2o)
Can't do the cunnilingus on Demi with peanut butter?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 18, 2017 03:33 PM (jxbfJ)
Ok now its back to a thread I understand.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 18, 2017 03:35 PM (Rndb7)
306 How about a nice ol' shave, teach those whiskers to behave, lots of lather lots of soap, please hold still don't be a dope, yell and scream and rant and rave; it's no use you need a shaaaaave!
-Bugs Bunny
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:32 PM (eXSOZ)
"The Rabbit of Seville" -- Best Loonie Tunes cartoon... ever!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 18, 2017 03:35 PM (pNxlR)
Just a tad delusional.
Weasel Zippers
And THIS is the Democratic party
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2017 03:35 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 03:35 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2017 03:36 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:36 PM (7LH2o)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 03:36 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2017 03:36 PM (Sfs6o)
____
Somebody is gonna say it anyway...
Nutella.
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 03:37 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 03:37 PM (49UDy)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2017 03:38 PM (Ua7n+)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:38 PM (7LH2o)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:30 PM (7LH2o)
That actually isn't a dilemma, as sweaters do not reliably carry the penis germs of assorted celebrity types.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 18, 2017 03:38 PM (CPk08)
The Dilbert's Pointy-Haired Boss option. Hawt. Murmur into the crotch and imagine it murmuring something back about productivity and "the cloud".
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:39 PM (eXSOZ)
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My ex and I experimented with butterscotch topping, you know, the stuff they make for ice cream. Made us both delightfully crazy. Apparently your taste buds pop out with the sweetness, and provide extra, uh, stimulation. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2017 03:39 PM (zpYxD)
Posted by: Pointy-Haired Boss Crotch at July 18, 2017 03:40 PM (tbOMB)
The fuck you talkin' 'bout?
Posted by: Miley Cyrus at July 18, 2017 03:40 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 18, 2017 03:40 PM (nFwvY)
It's cause they're every bit as twisted, themselves. Might not be with kids, might only be swingers, exhibitionists or whatever.
But. Twisted. All of them? Dunno. Markedly higher percentage than Ma & Pa 'Merica? Bank on it, bigly.
Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2017 02:40
My wife thinks there's nothing to it, but I dunno.
Tony Podesta and Denny Hastert have been friends for many yrs. In their early 20s they took a trip to Japan and while there visited a youth camp, Camp Nose, Osaka.
John Podesta's leaked emails contain this interesting line...Might be time for Denny to vanish to an undisclosed Japanese island. hmmm.
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2017 03:41 PM (lfXAE)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2017 03:38 PM (Ua7n+)
Beats me, but the article confused and disturbed me so I'm glad we're back in familiar territory.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 18, 2017 03:41 PM (Rndb7)
Do you know whether or not she has a peanut allergy?
Could make things not fun real fast.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 18, 2017 03:41 PM (Hk/NM)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017
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Besides Nicole and Charlize, check out the hind paws of Alexis Ren and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Monitor pulse carefully. Report back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2017 03:42 PM (zpYxD)
There may be a connection, but he left his shield with Tony at the end of the last film and now he is on the run and undercover (Black widow has dyed her hair blond and Steve Rodgers is sorting a manly beard).
Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2017 03:42 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2017 03:42 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 03:36 PM (7LH2o)
Well I do both...When do you want the appointment?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2017 03:42 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:43 PM (eXSOZ)
Yeah its pretty obvious he's disgusted with his nation (and based on the outrageous crap in the last films, I can see why). But the timing is awfully convenient for "The resistance"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 18, 2017 03:31 PM (6jaju)
LMAO!!!!
post of the day?
Posted by: Max Power at July 18, 2017 03:44 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 03:44 PM (7n4KQ)
of Alexis Ren and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Monitor pulse carefully.
Report back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2017 03:42 PM (zpYxD)
hummina hummina hummina
Posted by: Bigfoot at July 18, 2017 03:45 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:45 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 03:43 PM (eXSOZ)
You wouldn't know where I could purchase one, would you? I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 03:45 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 03:45 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 18, 2017 03:45 PM (e1mEI)
Murray is one sick fuck. A few on the city council want him to resign ASAP. He and his husband ain't going anywhere until the end of his term.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 03:46 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 03:46 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 18, 2017 03:47 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 03:47 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 18, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2017 03:47 PM (8rNrN)
Guys?
It's an interesting conversation, you know?
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Where did everyone go?
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at July 18, 2017 03:50 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: ace at July 18, 2017 03:47 PM (8rNrN)
Schoals what you know.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 03:52 PM (49UDy)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at July 18, 2017 04:50 PM (7b3og)
Posted by: hoodaticus at July 18, 2017 04:50 PM (vitRc)
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