Sean Hannity: Shep Smith Is "So Anti-Trump"

Not just anti-Trump, Sean, but full-on liberal. It's not exactly a secret. Don't bother hitting the link -- it's #FakeNews CNN, and all they're doing is quoting Hannity and Smith.

"I like Shep," Hannity said. "But he's so anti-Trump. I mean, he went off on a rant last week." He appeared to be referencing a segment in which Smith criticized the Trump White House, asking why the administration continues to put out what he termed "lie after lie after lie" on the investigation into Russian election meddling.

In related news, people are having sex with babies and then eating them in the SuperDome.

Posted by: Ace at 01:27 PM

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1 Aaaand water is wet!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 01:18 PM (NOIQH)

2 Joke is over my head. The shame I feel!

Posted by: Astonishment's Common Law Wife, a WaPo Literary Device at July 18, 2017 01:19 PM (wx6iv)

3 I need to know what mascara Shep uses - it never smears at all!

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 18, 2017 01:19 PM (vkS2Z)

4 Shep is unwatchable, with his little side comments and hyperventilating.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 01:19 PM (NOIQH)

5 Katrina and the Waves

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2017 01:20 PM (8iiMU)

6 Shep will suck as many dicks as it takes to stay employed...

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2017 01:20 PM (rmVvL)

7 I stopped watching Fox, so now when I see pics of Shep Smith he strikes me as vampire-ish. Too much eyeshadow or something.

Posted by: squeakywheel at July 18, 2017 01:20 PM (bPIyb)

8 He's as southern-Gothic gay as New Snagglepuss.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 18, 2017 01:20 PM (H5rtT)

9
Shep Smith is a regular commenter here. He has some preversions I won't mention.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 18, 2017 01:20 PM (EgwCt)

10 Looks like Sean is setting up a confrontation between he a Shemp.

This could get interesting.

Also, the GOP is a useless pile of garbage.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 18, 2017 01:20 PM (D95+j)

11 Eating babies or each other?

Or both?

Either way, it leads!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 01:20 PM (3eSsA)

12 ~~Shep~~ FOX is unwatchable

Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 01:20 PM (UmSfZ)

13 We are Woke to these dudes.

Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2017 01:20 PM (uLuPn)

14 How did the little runt become so entrenched at FOX anyway? Who watches his show?

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 18, 2017 01:20 PM (vkS2Z)

15 I have watched Shemp in a long time. Probably since shortly after his new 'spacecraft' studio upgrade.

I think this has been a good thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2017 01:21 PM (8iiMU)

16 2 Joke is over my head. The shame I feel!

During Katrina, Shemp "reported"on fictional dead bodies in the Superdome, iirc.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 01:21 PM (ul9CR)

17 he needs a new job

Posted by: concrete girl at July 18, 2017 01:21 PM (EqvVS)

18 Reminder: Shep Smith dating another Fox employee, but it's not sexual harassment like Ailes because reasons.

http://gawker.com/shepard-smith-s-office-romance-a-
26-year-old-fox-staff-1451438005

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 01:21 PM (NOIQH)

19 need to know what mascara Shep uses"

Sherman Williams. Or Duron.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 01:21 PM (3eSsA)

20 3
I need to know what mascara Shep uses - it never smears at all!

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 18, 2017 01:19 PM (vkS2Z)
Even when is being lashed by rain while tied to a tree. I want to know as well - every mascara and eye liner I uses smudges in no time.

Posted by: IC at July 18, 2017 01:21 PM (a0IVu)

21 But I'm very pro-cock. Very. You could say "severely."

Posted by: Shep! at July 18, 2017 01:22 PM (vg8iE)

22 Sort of ironic that Trump has been terrible for Fox news ratings and great for liberal stations.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2017 01:22 PM (KUaJL)

23 What is likeable about Shep, Sean?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2017 01:22 PM (LTHVh)

24 ...and speaking of lefties over at Fox, since Shep's not the only one...a Murdock boy just got appointed to a board position for Tesla.

Posted by: squeakywheel at July 18, 2017 01:22 PM (bPIyb)

25 I think some of Shep's eyeliner has seeped into his brain.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 01:22 PM (49UDy)

26 Ailes supposedly really liked Shep and kept him employed when Fox News was more conservative.Shep fits right in with Fox News now though.

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2017 01:22 PM (rmVvL)

27 23
What is likeable about Shep, Sean?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2017 01:22 PM (LTHVh)

Snappy dresser?

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 18, 2017 01:23 PM (Enq6K)

28 25
I think some of Shep's eyeliner has seeped into his brain.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 01:22 PM (49UDy)
It can do that? *ponders going make-up free*

Posted by: IC at July 18, 2017 01:23 PM (a0IVu)

29 He is the Liberace of our time, only this guy's smug and arrogant and actively destructive.
Seems to appeal to the little blue-hairs, however. No doubt, they chatter among themselves wondering when he'll find a nice girl and settle down.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 18, 2017 01:23 PM (9g4Y+)

30 #ApocryphalNews

Posted by: ShainS at July 18, 2017 01:23 PM (ZcAbN)

31 21
But I'm very pro-cock. Very. You could say "severely."

Posted by: Shep! at July 18, 2017 01:22 PM (vg8iE)

Me too, Shep. I guess we have that in common.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 18, 2017 01:23 PM (vkS2Z)

32 Trump once grabbed Shep by the pussy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 01:23 PM (oVJmc)

33 Well, it is kind of frustrating when Trump underlings say, "That meeting was only about Russian adoption rules and the Magnitsky Act." and then Trump comes out and says, "Of course the meeting was about getting dirt on Hillary, who wouldn't want dirt on their political opponent?"

Do I think the contradictions mean anything? Nope. But I can still laugh at the weird way Trump stomps on Spicer's lines all the time.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 18, 2017 01:24 PM (jhqr1)

34 Shep shags sheep

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 18, 2017 01:24 PM (xJa6I)

35 Again I did not read the comments until after I posted. I guess Shep's makeup choices are not so subtle.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 01:24 PM (49UDy)

36 Reminder: Shep Smith dating another Fox employee, but it's not sexual harassment like Ailes because reasons.

http://gawker.com/shepard-smith-s-office-romance-a-
26-year-old-fox-staff-1451438005
=========

I'm sure it's true love and totally not "Hey, I'm gonna let this old guy suck me off now and then so I can maybe one day have my own show at Fox."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 18, 2017 01:24 PM (vg8iE)

37 But first, I will blow you.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 18, 2017 01:24 PM (oVJmc)

38 Hannity lies, lies, lies! I'm stomping my light loaferd feet & having a hissy!

Posted by: Literally Shaking Shep at July 18, 2017 01:24 PM (bc2Lc)

39 14 How did the little runt become so entrenched at FOX anyway? Who watches his show?
He is inexplicably popular with little old ladies, or so I have heard. Between that and fellating the New Boss Murdoch kids and providing a "not so icky" avenue for their aspirations, and with being more politically in line with the showrunners (i.e. the leftists), he's got very high job security - if not setting the airwaves on fire.

Depressing, really.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 01:24 PM (eXSOZ)

40 The value of the dollar has dropped 7% in the last 7 months under Trump

What does that mean, Dunderkind?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2017 01:25 PM (LTHVh)

41 In related news, people are having sex with babies and then eating them in the SuperDome.

Given the price of concessions, can you blame them?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

42 But first, I will blow you.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 18, 2017 01:24 PM

well played

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 18, 2017 01:25 PM (ZQfW9)

43 39 The value of the dollar has dropped 7% in the last 7 months under Trump
Posted by: Jared at July 18, 2017 01:24 PM (QMt9J)

Aren't you in prison giving protection blow jobs?

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 01:26 PM (49UDy)

44 Fuck Shep...well of course not with my schlong.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2017 01:26 PM (5y11N)

45 Speaking of seepage into the brain, any word on "he who shall not be named"?
Simple eye procedure, right?

Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 01:26 PM (UmSfZ)

46 In related news, people are having sex with babies and then eating them in the SuperDome.
========
I hear they also belong to the Tea Party.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 18, 2017 01:26 PM (W1XyZ)

47 Shep is pulling in the all-important "hysterical gay fake conservative who likes to watch hysterical gays" demographic, so he'll always have a job.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 18, 2017 01:26 PM (RD7QR)

48 Hey, Whoreson, why is it that I don't believe you? Also, relative to what? Siberian artisanal toffee cakes?

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 01:27 PM (eXSOZ)

49 14 How did the little runt become so entrenched at FOX anyway? Who watches his show?

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 18, 2017 01:20 PM (vkS2Z)

Old women that had a crush on Liberace.

Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2017 01:27 PM (cAnNx)

50 I really don't like Shemp's delivery of his lines, he's constantly making snide little jokes about everything. If he was a morning show host alongside Joe & Mika it would make more sense but it's so out of place when he's reading the news of the day.

His head is also too big for his body. Kinda like Alfred E. Neuman.

Posted by: Boots at July 18, 2017 01:27 PM (EBwPV)

51 Someone was asking where our precious trolls were.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 01:27 PM (oVJmc)

52 Hey, is there some wynn here?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 01:27 PM (3eSsA)

53 I always preferred Curly over Shep.

Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 01:27 PM (7n4KQ)

54 asking why the administration continues to put out what he termed "lie
after lie after lie" on the investigation into Russian election
meddling.
***
Odd - I would think the appropriate question is why Shep Smith puts out"lie
after lie after lie" on the investigation into "Russian election
meddling".

Posted by: 18-1 at July 18, 2017 01:27 PM (eSx+E)

55 49. Whoreson is a term much underused. I salute you, sir, for working to keep it in the language.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 18, 2017 01:28 PM (9g4Y+)

56 What does that mean, Dunderkind?

It means it's still way above where it was in July of 2011.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 18, 2017 01:28 PM (Hk/NM)

57 A One-Name Guy. How original.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 01:28 PM (ul9CR)

58 Shep is pulling in the all-important "hysterical gay fake conservative who likes to watch hysterical gays" demographic, so he'll always have a job.

So....Malor?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 01:29 PM (oVJmc)

59 I wish my brother Shep was here!

Posted by: Liberace in Hell at July 18, 2017 01:29 PM (bc2Lc)

60
Old and Busted: Climate Change
New Hotness: Russian Election Tampering

Posted by: Fritz at July 18, 2017 01:29 PM (eLttb)

61 Old women that had a crush on Liberace"

Don't tell me - wasn't gay, was he?

Damn

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 01:29 PM (3eSsA)

62
The penis never lies to Shep,the penis is good and truthful.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 18, 2017 01:29 PM (lKyWE)

63 Shep seems about as necessary as Juan.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2017 01:30 PM (HgMAr)

64 Old women that had a crush on Liberace
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They like Barry Manilow too.

Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 01:30 PM (7n4KQ)

65 Revenge of the Chappaquatch! Tropical storm Hillary is forming in the eastern Pacific.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 18, 2017 01:30 PM (Nwg0u)

66 56 49. Whoreson is a term much underused. I salute you, sir, for working to keep it in the language.

He calls himself "your son", we call him "whoreson". He calls himself Jared, we call him a disgraced celebrity pedo. It's the Chicago way.

Also, I admit to playing far more Witcher 3 than is good for me, to the point that "whoreson" has started to sound like a normal insult.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 01:30 PM (eXSOZ)

67 I'm here to quote Sun Tzu and Mushashi... and Maybe Jack Daniels. wait, Jack Daniels INSPIRES quotes...I don't think he had many of his own. could be wrong. Anyway, Does Shep Smith have any good quotes? Never mind.

Posted by: USMC8541 at July 18, 2017 01:31 PM (xGZ+b)

68 I retract the Liberace comparison. Liberace was talented - a prodigy and genius - who improved the state of culture and brought joy to many.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 18, 2017 01:31 PM (1XHht)

69 My mom is 83, and watches Fox News a lot. I think even she knows what's up with Shep. Of course, she is remarkably up on a lot of the "fake news" out there.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 18, 2017 01:32 PM (FQKBL)

70 Have not watched that POS Shep since he bashed the Catholic Church during the Pope's entrance (Benedict, not the commie) to the Papal Mass at Yankee Stadium a few years ago. Now don't watch Fox at all.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 18, 2017 01:32 PM (OD2ni)

71 about as necessary as Juan."

Which Juan is that?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 01:32 PM (3eSsA)

72 Regarding the rise and drop of the dollar - they were talking about it on FBN this morning - it was the highest just after election and has now dropped to an 18 month low - and basically the economist (on FBN anyways) say its a better indicator of how the presidency is going compared to the stock markets, which is a better indicator of the health of companies. I'm no economists, so no idea how right or wrong this us.

Posted by: IC at July 18, 2017 01:32 PM (a0IVu)

73 70 Fox is over
Sputnik News is the choice of the right now
Posted by: Jared at July 18, 2017 01:31 PM (QMt9J)

Ironic in that you enjoy consuming spunk.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 01:33 PM (49UDy)

74 and has now dropped to an 18 month low

Measured by what?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2017 01:33 PM (LTHVh)

75 68 I'm here to quote Sun Tzu and Mushashi... and Maybe Jack Daniels. wait, Jack Daniels INSPIRES quotes...I don't think he had many of his own. could be wrong. Anyway, Does Shep Smith have any good quotes? Never mind.

Posted by: USMC8541 at July 18, 2017 01:31 PM (xGZ+b)

Jack Daniels "Don't kick the safe."

Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2017 01:33 PM (cAnNx)

76 70. You're forgetting RT and Novosti, you dullard.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 18, 2017 01:33 PM (fA1SL)

77 If nothing else, I'm glad the whole "nuh-uh, my not voting for the (R) candidate out of moral protest does NOT mean that I am helping elect the (D) candidate" thing was so firmly established by the Super Smart True Conservatives.

I suspect it will come in handy next year.

Posted by: We Need an Obamacare Replacement Like John McCain Needs Another Hole in His Head at July 18, 2017 01:33 PM (psH+N)

78
***
Odd - I would think the appropriate question is why Shep Smith puts out"lie
after lie after lie" on the investigation into "Russian election
meddling".

-----------

Do you realize how muck crap he gets at the gay bar when he goes there to dance?

He is losing out on dozens of invitations to the good cocktail parties and dinners.

Posted by: rd at July 18, 2017 01:34 PM (4dz1m)

79 "Sputnik News is the choice of the right now"

Russia!

Posted by: Chris M at July 18, 2017 01:34 PM (eAZVt)

80 Sputnik News is the choice of the right now
That's nice, dear. Some of my oven cleaner is missing, have you been snorting it, you little dickens?

Posted by: Jared's mom at July 18, 2017 01:34 PM (eXSOZ)

81 I prefer Sandra Smith.
On a couch. In a short dress.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2017 01:34 PM (HgMAr)

82 Posted by: IC at July 18, 2017 01:32 PM (a0IVu)

It's down on inflation worries caused by the Obamacare repeal failure.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 01:34 PM (49UDy)

83 Do you realize how muck crap he gets at the gay bar when he goes there to dance?

----------

You think that's why I go there?

Posted by: Shep! at July 18, 2017 01:34 PM (vg8iE)

84 You guys are going to make me google it myself, aren't you?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2017 01:35 PM (LTHVh)

85 is that Jared bidding??

Posted by: YUPPPP!!! at July 18, 2017 01:35 PM (FZYNt)

86 about as necessary as Juan."

Which Juan is that?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 01:32 PM (3eSsA)

Williams

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2017 01:35 PM (HgMAr)

87 Yep,
It's another Wynning Bull moment. Looks to be an early night. ..

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 01:36 PM (3eSsA)

88 88 about as necessary as Juan."

Which Juan is that?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 01:32 PM (3eSsA)

Williams
Posted by: wth

AKA punching bag on The Five

Posted by: YUPPPP!!! at July 18, 2017 01:36 PM (FZYNt)

89 70 Fox is over
Sputnik News is the choice of the right now
Posted by: Jared at July 18, 2017 01:31 PM (QMt9J)
========

I'll never forget that time you feel asleep inside me.

Posted by: Shep! at July 18, 2017 01:36 PM (vg8iE)

90 "lie after lie after lie"

that's what she said, she being Mrs. Smith

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 18, 2017 01:36 PM (nFwvY)

91 Lets see....

Gay Beta Male, does not like dynamic Heterosexual Successful Alpha Male...

And there is gambling at Rick's!

Posted by: Don Quixote, who love misquting the Bard at July 18, 2017 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

92 Who watches his show?

The same little old ladies who used to watch Liberace and thought he was straight.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 01:36 PM (EvwY+)

93 I get the feeling that good old Shep is light in the loafers.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 18, 2017 01:37 PM (mpXpK)

94 /off Storage Wars sock

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 18, 2017 01:37 PM (FZYNt)

95 http://marketrealist.com/2017/06/whats-dragging-the-dollar-down/

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2017 01:37 PM (LTHVh)

96 95. He's not. But all the dudes fvcking him are.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 18, 2017 01:37 PM (fA1SL)

97 Dana Perino would be a good replacement in Hannity's time slot-- if you like hearing about dog sex and how great Dubya was.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 01:37 PM (mcI77)

98 "Well, it is kind of frustrating when Trump underlings say, "That meeting was only about Russian adoption rules and the Magnitsky Act."

I think Spicer was trying to say that nothing really got discussed except Russian adoption rules and the Magnitsky Act -- dirt on Hillary was a lure to get the meeting but wasn't discussed.

Why the lure? Just a simple bait and switch, or was it more nefarious.

And if no one at the meeting was known to be a Russian official, did that have to be disclosed?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 18, 2017 01:38 PM (+7/1f)

99 I remember Hector's line of attack that we on the right were the *real* authoritarians, the "real" Bad Socialists, and the real version of all the things on the left. "UR teh ROSSNS" is really just a return to form.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 01:38 PM (eXSOZ)

100
Speaking of seepage into the brain, any word on "he who shall not be named"?
Simple eye procedure, right?
Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 01:26 PM (UmSfZ)

Don't you get a cranialectomy at every eye exam?

Posted by: rd at July 18, 2017 01:38 PM (4dz1m)

101 What is likeable about Shep, Sean?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2017 01:22 PM (LTHVh)

Nothing, and I'm sure Hannity despises him, but you have to say that. You have to say things like "Hey, Jeff Epstein is a great guy, but he sure does like 'em young."

Same as when you work in an industry that promotes based on performance reviews. If your boss says you are an asset to the company, it means you suck, and should be fired. If your boss really likes your work, he's writing that you ALWAYS work 100 hours a week, and NEVER lost a sale, and have several times already taken a bullet for senior management.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2017 01:38 PM (TOk1P)

102 if you like hearing about dog sex
======

Hey, I'll try anything twice.

Posted by: Shep! at July 18, 2017 01:38 PM (vg8iE)

103 Oh c'mon. Which "juan" and I get serious answers?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 01:38 PM (3eSsA)

104 "In related news, people are having sex with babies and then eating them in the SuperDome."

Are they taking reservations? Sounds like a fabulous night out.

Seriously, if a hipster restaurant in NY or SF served human fetus on their menu, libs would line up around the block to get a seat.

Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2017 01:38 PM (DQ4Fv)

105 >>My mom is 83, and watches Fox News a lot...

My mom loves Tucker and Gutfeld. They're the only ones she thinks "get it." Doesn't have time for the rest of 'em on Fox (or other stations).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 01:38 PM (NOIQH)

106 It is a weighted geometric mean of the dollar's value relative to other select currencies:

Euro (EUR), 57.6% weight
Japanese yen (JPY) 13.6% weight
Pound sterling (GBP), 11.9% weight
Canadian dollar (CAD), 9.1% weight
Swedish krona (SEK), 4.2% weight
Swiss franc (CHF) 3.6% weight

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2017 01:39 PM (LTHVh)

107 Remember when Hector was printing out our comments and using them to recruit new Democrats?

Entirely a fantasy in his head, of course, but it was entertaining.

Trolls gotta bring some funneh or GTFO.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 01:39 PM (ul9CR)

108 The Shemp Smith Memorial Megaplex. Catchy name. Like it.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 18, 2017 01:39 PM (e1mEI)

109 I need to know what mascara Shep uses - it never smears at all!
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 18, 2017 01:19 PM

----

Even when is being lashed by rain while tied to a tree. I want to know as well - every mascara and eye liner I uses smudges in no time.
Posted by: IC at July 18, 2017 01:21 PM

^^^^ THIS!

Posted by: Frank N. Furter at July 18, 2017 01:40 PM (ctuyM)

110 So, go long on US export industries?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2017 01:40 PM (LTHVh)

111

CNN Commentator Marc Lamont Hill Praises Convicted Cop Murderer on Twitter

http://tinyurl.com/y92escuw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 01:40 PM (IqV8l)

112 Shep has come a long way from being a rental power bottom to full on 'make it hurt' celebrity!

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 18, 2017 01:40 PM (yhf6w)

113 Did they discuss negotiating a deal to get Don Jr's wife $500,000 to give a speech?

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 01:40 PM (49UDy)

114 100 "Well, it is kind of frustrating when Trump underlings say, "That meeting was only about Russian adoption rules and the Magnitsky Act."

I think Spicer was trying to say that nothing really got discussed except Russian adoption rules and the Magnitsky Act -- dirt on Hillary was a lure to get the meeting but wasn't discussed.

Why the lure? Just a simple bait and switch, or was it more nefarious.

And if no one at the meeting was known to be a Russian official, did that have to be disclosed?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 18, 2017 01:38 PM (+7/1f)

The lure is because that was relevant at the time. If it was discussing adoption and the Magnitsky Act, well the response to that would be, "that can be something to talk about with the Russian Government after the election."

Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2017 01:41 PM (cAnNx)

115 "103 What is likeable about Shep, Sean?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 18, 2017 01:22 PM (LTHVh)

Nothing, and I'm sure Hannity despises him, but you have to say that. You have to say things like "Hey, Jeff Epstein is a great guy, but he sure does like 'em young."

I have heard that Hannity is a very nice guy off screen and gets along with just about everyone.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 18, 2017 01:41 PM (OD2ni)

116 Since cutting the cable, I still watch Gutfeld on Sunday mornings after it airs on Sat. night, on Youtube. Not sure why, since it's nowhere near as good as Classic Red Eye. Just something to watch on Sunday mornings with my coffee. His monologues are usually good.

I'll very occasionally watch Hannity or The Five on YT.

I prefer Hannity's radio show if I'm going to listen to Hannity.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 01:41 PM (ul9CR)

117
trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at July 18, 2017 01:41 PM (6DWJM)

118 85 Do you realize how muck crap he gets at the gay bar when he goes there to dance?

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You think that's why I go there?
Posted by: Shep! at July 18, 2017 01:34 PM (vg8iE)
____________________

Isn't that how you meet them?
Or do you just call up the Agency and have them delivered?

Posted by: rd at July 18, 2017 01:42 PM (4dz1m)

119 I heard a few minutes of Hannitys radio show the other day and he had Eric Bolling on and straight out confirmed that Kat Timpf weirdo on his new show is nothing but a never-Trumper. She makes that show unwatchable. The liberal Ebony on the show has nicer things to say about Trump than that biotch(who is so stupid that I heard her screeching five times over you can end the violence in Chicago by legalizing drugs and letting criminals out of jail). Good for Hannity for calling people out these days.

Sometimes I question if FOX knows who their audience is....

Posted by: AdorableDeplorableChristi at July 18, 2017 01:42 PM (0WFtY)

120 If you like hearin' bout dog sex
And getting caught pullin' trains

Posted by: PreZombie Rupert Holmes working on another hit at July 18, 2017 01:42 PM (9q7Dl)

121 "109 Remember when Hector was printing out our comments and using them to recruit new Democrats?"

I think Hector and Bill Wynn enjoy some early nights together.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 18, 2017 01:43 PM (OD2ni)

122 To be honest, my mom doesn't get around well anymore.

Better Fox News than The View or HGTV, I guess.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 18, 2017 01:43 PM (FQKBL)

123 During the entire James Comey/Trump kerfuffle, I cannot believe this fantastic and perfect sarcastic pun was never used. Why didn't I think of it at the time? Why did no one think of it? So excellent:

James and the Giant Impeach

Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2017 01:43 PM (DQ4Fv)

124 So, go long on US export industries?

Posted by: Grump928
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Winner *Ding Ding Ding*
M.A.G.A.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 01:43 PM (uRS4a)

125 And if no one at the meeting was known to be a Russian official, did that have to be disclosed?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 18, 2017 01:38 PM (+7/1f)

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Does it count when the sitting president okays the Russian official's urgent visa emergency in order to for the meeting to occur?

Posted by: We Need an Obamacare Replacement Like John McCain Needs Another Hole in His Head at July 18, 2017 01:43 PM (psH+N)

126 Isn't that how you meet them?
Or do you just call up the Agency and have them delivered?
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Pffft. I go there because they have the best bathrooms.

Posted by: Shep! at July 18, 2017 01:43 PM (vg8iE)

127 Shep Smith Is "So Anti-Trump"

Also anti-heterosexual.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2017 01:43 PM (SRKgf)

128 Shep liked Obama.

Figures.

Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2017 01:44 PM (uLuPn)

129 Timpf's act has worn out in a hurry with me.

She's one of those Principles-Signalling NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 01:44 PM (ul9CR)

130
I think Hector and Bill Wynn enjoy some early nights together.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 18, 2017 01:43 PM (OD2ni)

And wake up bone-tired the next morning.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 18, 2017 01:44 PM (EgwCt)

131 The ironic thing about a "low dollar" being seen as a sign of weakness is that in actual impact, it screws the Euro's and helps out American employers.

If you want to fix balance of trade issues, driving the dollar down is the best and fastest way to do it. That's why China has been working hard to keep the value of the Renminbi so low in relative terms for so long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2017 01:45 PM (mnh4u)

132 That doe eyed poofter drinks jizz for protein.

FUCK that guy. Lost ANY respect I may've had for him during his Katrina coverage.

Posted by: Sponge at July 18, 2017 01:45 PM (xttKs)

133 "I heard a few minutes of Hannitys radio show the other day and he had Eric Bolling on and straight out confirmed that Kat Timpf weirdo on his new show is nothing but a never-Trumper. She makes that show unwatchable."

I see no point in having Timpf on a radio show. TV I understand as she is mildly cute looking I guess. But that voice? Ugh.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 18, 2017 01:45 PM (OD2ni)

134 105
Coulda been Senator Drooling Juan?

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2017 01:45 PM (HgMAr)

135 And wake up bone-tired the next morning.
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I have something in my purse for that. Wait a minute....

Posted by: Shep! at July 18, 2017 01:45 PM (vg8iE)

136 132,
Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 01:45 PM (3eSsA)

137 >>CNN Commentator Marc Lamont Hill Praises Convicted Cop Murderer on Twitter

http://tinyurl.com/y92escuw

You know why the Women's March and Lamont Hill are praising her, right?

The three women who founded Black Lives Matter did so based on the ideological writings of Joann Chesimard/Assata Shakur. She's not just some random cop killer, she's the inspiration for, the godmother of, #BLM

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 01:45 PM (NOIQH)

138 Shep is pulling in the all-important "hysterical gay fake conservative who likes to watch hysterical gays" demographic, so he'll always have a job.

So....Malor?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 01:29 PM (oVJmc)

Andrew Sullivan.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 18, 2017 01:45 PM (5n8Qj)

139 It means it's still way above where it was in July of 2011.

Yep. DXY (U.S. Dollar Index) was at 78.80 on 1 July, 2011. Yesterday DXY was at 95.14.

That's up 21%.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 18, 2017 01:45 PM (jhqr1)

140 Do you realize how muck crap he gets at the gay bar when he goes there to dance?

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Four to six inches.

Posted by: We Need an Obamacare Replacement Like John McCain Needs Another Hole in His Head at July 18, 2017 01:46 PM (psH+N)

141 106 "In related news, people are having sex with babies and then eating them in the SuperDome."

Are they taking reservations? Sounds like a fabulous night out.

Seriously, if a hipster restaurant in NY or SF served human fetus on their menu, libs would line up around the block to get a seat.
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2017 01:38 PM (DQ4Fv)

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Sounds like Planned Parenthood was just a little ahead of its time when it was buying up all those baby parts? Maybe they were just trying to get in early and get in on the ground floor?

Posted by: rd at July 18, 2017 01:47 PM (4dz1m)

142 Marc Lamont Hill = fucking fool/tool. The IQ of an amoeba.

Posted by: Strobe at July 18, 2017 01:47 PM (gbWkA)

143 Sigh. More math.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 01:47 PM (3eSsA)

144 117 I have heard that Hannity is a very nice guy off screen and gets along with just about everyone.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 18, 2017 01:41 PM (OD2ni)

I've been told the same thing by my friends who would exit the elevator if Laura Ingraham got on to avoid her fits of rage. Hannity is apparently easygoing and genuinely cares about people.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 18, 2017 01:47 PM (nvMvs)

145 Shep will suck as many dicks as it takes to stay employed...

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 18, 2017 01:47 PM (X6fMO)

146
137 And wake up bone-tired the next morning.
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I have something in my purse for that. Wait a minute....
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Here it is! There's a little lip gloss smeared on it, but it's still OK...and don't you just L-O-V-E this new Michael Kors purse?? Isn't it totes fabu?

Posted by: Shep! at July 18, 2017 01:47 PM (vg8iE)

147 142 Do you realize how muck crap he gets at the gay bar when he goes there to dance?

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Four to six inches.

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And it is never enough!!!!

Posted by: Sheppy the Size Queen at July 18, 2017 01:48 PM (4dz1m)

148 Google releasing 20 million lab created mosquitoes.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 01:48 PM (mcI77)

149 Which Juan is that?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 18, 2017 01:32 PM (3eSsA)

Hey, Juan! We won one, Juan! It was one to one but then-- we won!

Posted by: cornbred at July 18, 2017 01:48 PM (TtwZq)

150 Hannity had to sit there and listen to Colmes all those years without blowing a gasket. I figure he has to be easygoing to have endured that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 01:49 PM (ul9CR)

151 I've been told the same thing by my friends who would exit the elevator if Laura Ingraham got on to avoid her fits of rage. Hannity is apparently easygoing and genuinely cares about people.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 18, 2017 01:47 PM (nvMvs)

Yeah well, if I was pulling in as much in coin as Hannity was, I'd be in a good mood and friendly to everyone I meet too.....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2017 01:49 PM (7uYFy)

152 Google releasing 20 million lab created mosquitoes.

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So, Google, is now a biologic gene splicing entity?

Something does not compute.

What's their slogan again?

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 01:49 PM (GEFbU)

153 shepsmith-
noun means a person who pretends to be a sheep. Likes being 'rammed'.

Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2017 01:50 PM (zLDYs)

154 Laura Ingraham is a bitch? How can you tell?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2017 01:50 PM (7uYFy)

155 The dollar is still worth more than the northern traitor's dollar. So they only paid 6 million US dollars to the terrorist murderer rather than the 8 million being reported.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 01:50 PM (49UDy)

156 What's their slogan again?

Don't be Shep Smith?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 01:51 PM (mcI77)

157 shepsmith-
noun means a person who pretends to be a sheep. Likes being 'rammed'.
Posted by: Eromero at July 18, 2017 01:50 PM (zLDYs)

That's great.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2017 01:51 PM (7uYFy)

158 I've been told the same thing by my friends who would exit the elevator if Laura Ingraham got on to avoid her fits of rage. Hannity is apparently easygoing and genuinely cares about people.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 18, 2017 01:47 PM (nvMvs)

Lol, I read that as farts of rage. I guess I'd get off the elevator to avoid that too.

Posted by: cornbred at July 18, 2017 01:51 PM (TtwZq)

159 Laura Ingraham is a bitch? How can you tell?
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Female lawyer.

*ba dump bump*

I kid, because I Love.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 01:51 PM (GEFbU)

160 In a World where Google released 20 million lab created mosquitoes and things went horribly wrong, only one man stands between life and blood-sucking death.

SKEETERS

Coming soon to a theater near you. Rated E for Everyone.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 01:51 PM (ul9CR)

161 Mercy! I do believe I'm getting the vapors!

Posted by: Shep, down South at July 18, 2017 01:51 PM (gbWkA)

162 Sadly, I had no idea who Shep Smith is, so all I can do is go off-topic.

I never ever dream of violence, terrorism or guns. But last night I had two extremely unnerving dreams involving all of them: In the first one, I heard gunshots at a neighboring house, and I suddenly realized that it was not a random shooting but instead terrorists going house-to-house killing infidels. So I ran into a basement and barred the door. They pounded on the barred door, but could not get in. Woke up in a cold sweat. Then, having fallen back asleep, much later I dreamed that a group of terrorists had committed some major atrocity and were on the run, and I saw in the distance where they were, so I grabbed an Uzi from a security guard, ran over, and from a hidden position shot them all dead. But then it began to get even more stressful as the media started trying to "out" the shooter, and I knew that if I was identified, my family would be targeted for retaliation. Woke up in a second cold sweat! Geez! Damned if you don't, damned if you do. Even having agency in a lucid dream does not absolve one from angst.

Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2017 01:51 PM (DQ4Fv)

163 So, Google, is now a biologic gene splicing entity?
Something does not compute.

What's their slogan again?

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 01:49 PM (GEFbU)

"Blow me."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 18, 2017 01:51 PM (5n8Qj)

164 And wake up bone-tired the next morning.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 18, 2017 01:44 PM (EgwCt)

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After turning in early?

Posted by: We Need an Obamacare Replacement Like John McCain Needs Another Hole in His Head at July 18, 2017 01:52 PM (psH+N)

165 So, Google, is now a biologic gene splicing entity?
Something does not compute.
What's their slogan again?
Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 01:49 PM (GEFbU)
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Fake.. but Accurate?

Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 01:52 PM (UmSfZ)

166 Google releasing 20 million lab created mosquitoes.

=========
So, Google, is now a biologic gene splicing entity?

Something does not compute.

What's their slogan again?
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They're probably nanoprobes, mini-little drones to infect us all with progressivism.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 18, 2017 01:52 PM (vg8iE)

167 Shep The Fag belongs on CNN.

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2017 01:52 PM (Sfs6o)

168 We spend a lot of time with Shep.

Posted by: The Glory holes of DuPont Circle at July 18, 2017 01:52 PM (OD2ni)

169 So, Google, is now a biologic gene splicing entity?
Something does not compute.

What's their slogan again?

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 01:49 PM (GEFbU)

"Do as thou wilt"

They had to change it, since leftists don't believe in an objective morality, so the old one was rhetorically confusing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2017 01:53 PM (KUaJL)

170 We spend a lot of time with Shep.

Posted by: The Glory holes of DuPont Circle at July 18, 2017 01:52 PM (OD2ni)
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I love them, every one.

Posted by: Shep! at July 18, 2017 01:54 PM (vg8iE)

171 Yeah well, if I was pulling in as much in coin as Hannity was, I'd be in a good mood and friendly to everyone I meet too.....

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Easy for you to say. Just wait until you make it big like me! Then all those needy little tramps come out of the woodwork.

Posted by: Sheppy the Size Queen at July 18, 2017 01:54 PM (4dz1m)

172
When Obama took office gasoline was $1.79 per gallon. Obama took land out of the loop for exploration, fought against fracking in any way he possibly could, fought against pipelines.

He lost. The frackers won.

When I left South Carolina in the early hours last week gasoline was at $1.79 a gallon. My home state was sixty cents a gallon more expensive because we have sixty cents per gallon of new gasoline taxes.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 18, 2017 01:54 PM (EgwCt)

173 Stopped watching Fox right after Me Again went after Trump in the debates.

Posted by: Strobe at July 18, 2017 01:54 PM (gbWkA)

174 Google releasing 20 million lab created mosquitoes.
........

DeBug Fresno? I'm thinking they should test shit like this in D.C. first.

Posted by: wth at July 18, 2017 01:55 PM (HgMAr)

175 What's their slogan again?
~~Don't be evil~~Seriously Start Telling People We're Not Evil, You Guys, They're Not Buying It.

SPECTRE, GOOGLE, similar word structure, amirite?

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 01:55 PM (eXSOZ)

176 I don't know, guys. I think he's kinda dreamy.

Posted by: Smep Shith at July 18, 2017 01:56 PM (4AVeu)

177 Just heard again on Fox Radio News that the State Dept. has expanded the travel ban to not include nieces, nephews, grandparent, etc to meet Hawaiian criteria.

When is PDT going to Fire Tillerson?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 01:56 PM (mcI77)

178 Well,gas would be under $2 a gallon in NJ but Fat Boy decided to give us a gas tax as a going away present...

Posted by: steevy at July 18, 2017 01:56 PM (rmVvL)

179 But then it began to get even more stressful as the media started trying to "out" the shooter, and I knew that if I was identified, my family would be targeted for retaliation. Woke up in a second cold sweat! Geez! Damned if you don't, damned if you do. Even having agency in a lucid dream does not absolve one from angst.
Posted by: zombie at July 18, 2017 01:51 PM (DQ4Fv)

Shoulda shot the media too. Problem solved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 18, 2017 01:57 PM (SRKgf)

180
Why the lure? Just a simple bait and switch, or was it more nefarious.

Could have been a setup by the Clinton campaign in coordination with the Obama administration as a pretext for surveillance

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 18, 2017 01:57 PM (lKyWE)

181 Shep Smith is unwatchable. I don't even bother with him anymore.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 18, 2017 01:57 PM (jWe5r)

182 "If you want to fix balance of trade issues, driving the dollar down is the best and fastest way to do it."

Yeah, but if you're standing at the bottom of a deep debt pit looking forlornly up, which the USA is, then driving the dollar down means your borrowing costs from abroad increase, and modern America can no longer function economically without trillions in EZ Credit.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 18, 2017 01:57 PM (ujwCG)

183 SPECTRE, GOOGLE, similar word structure, amirite
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Except Number One with the bald head looked more like Bezos.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 01:58 PM (EvwY+)

184 Mercy! I do believe I'm getting the vapors!

We're turning Japanese, not Greek!

Posted by: The Vapors at July 18, 2017 01:58 PM (Hk/NM)

185 When Obama took office gasoline was $1.79 per gallon. Obama took land out of the loop for exploration, fought against fracking in any way he possibly could, fought against pipelines.

He lost. The frackers won.

During his first term, it went as high as $3.84/gal in parts of the mid west.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2017 01:58 PM (G0G8s)

186 20 million mosquitoes released.

93 million Americans killed every day from guns.

Do the math.

Posted by: Skeeter Buzzen at July 18, 2017 01:59 PM (4AVeu)

187 "Do as thou wilt"
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IMPLIES THAT GOOGLE IS COMPOSED OF LA VEY SATANISTS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 18, 2017 01:59 PM (eXSOZ)

188 He lost. The frackers won.

When I left South Carolina in the early hours last week gasoline was at $1.79 a gallon. My home state was sixty cents a gallon more expensive because we have sixty cents per gallon of new gasoline taxes.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 18, 2017 01:54 PM (EgwCt)

For some reason that sounds like something the Grateful Dead would sing, if they ever sang about gas prices.

And if Garcia wasn't actually dead.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 18, 2017 01:59 PM (CPk08)

189 I recall when W was president and gas was approaching 2 dollars a gallon - oh the endless caterwauling from the media.

Obama - 3 bucks a gallon - crickets.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 01:59 PM (PQJ0t)

190 Google releasing 20 million lab created mosquitoes.
What? Releasing 20 million lab created sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads was too hard?

Posted by: Strobe at July 18, 2017 01:59 PM (gbWkA)

191 "Well,gas would be under $2 a gallon in NJ but Fat Boy decided to give us a gas tax as a going away present..."

Stacked on top of the new federal gasoline taxes which the Republican-controlled Clowngress are shoving through to pay for "infrastructure" and "highways". (For which read: pork, and Democratic urban mass transit boondoggles.)

Posted by: torquewrench at July 18, 2017 01:59 PM (ujwCG)

192 fifteen plus years and Hannity has never wavered. Not frak'n once. Yet he gets kicked around quite a bit.

Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2017 02:00 PM (WHVu+)

193 So, Google, is now a biologic gene splicing entity?

Something does not compute.

What's their slogan again?

The company doing this project is called Verily. They're not Google. Alphabet owns both Google and Verily, so one could say Google and Verily are siblings.

The mosquito release project sounds really interesting. They're trying to get rid of Zika infected mosquitos.

The mosquito species they're releasing already exists in the area. They infected the mosquitoes to be released with a bacteria that's harmless to humans but causes female mosquitos who mate with them to be sterile. They're releasing only males, who do not bite, so no people will be bitten.

Will things go wrong? I don't know. I guess we'll see.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 18, 2017 02:00 PM (jhqr1)

194 188 20 million mosquitoes released.

93 million Americans killed every day from guns.

Do the math.
Posted by: Skeeter Buzzen at July 18, 2017 01:59 PM (4AVeu)

I get 42.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 18, 2017 02:00 PM (CPk08)

195 The company doing this project is called Verily. They're not Google. Alphabet owns both Google and Verily, so one could say Google and Verily are siblings.

The mosquito release project sounds really interesting. They're trying to get rid of Zika infected mosquitos.

The mosquito species they're releasing already exists in the area. They infected the mosquitoes to be released with a bacteria that's harmless to humans but causes female mosquitos who mate with them to be sterile. They're releasing only males, who do not bite, so no people will be bitten.

Will things go wrong? I don't know. I guess we'll see.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 18, 2017 02:00 PM (jhqr1)

It's like no one in any government or company has seen Jurassic Park, ever.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 18, 2017 02:01 PM (72PAC)

196 A pretty good screenplay could be made out of a bunch of 'rons holed up in the mountains trying to avoid the Prog-politics-inducing mosquito drones.

And then one of them gets bit and turns into a secret Prog and the others don't realize it...UNTIL...it's almost too late!

I better get to scribblin'

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 02:01 PM (ul9CR)

197 20 million? Pikers.

Posted by: Africanized Killer Bees at July 18, 2017 02:01 PM (mcI77)

198 During his first term, it went as high as $3.84/gal in parts of the mid west.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2017 01:58 PM (G0G8s)

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But that was totally A-OK. Nancy Pelosi didn't have a word to say about it, like when it happened under "those two oilmen in the White House."

I wish hypocrisy was a terminal illness characterized by bleeding, pus-weeping tumors on the crotch and excruciating pain that even fentanyl won't touch.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 18, 2017 02:01 PM (vg8iE)

199 I don't know. I guess we'll see.
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You see all the dinosaurs are female. They can't breed .

Nature finds a way . . .

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 02:01 PM (TOY76)

200 Anti - Trump & pro - rump!

Posted by: Thep Thmith at July 18, 2017 02:02 PM (bc2Lc)

201 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 18, 2017 02:00 PM (CPk0

I'm still trying to turn on my calculator.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 02:02 PM (49UDy)

202 Just listened to a bit of Trump's Obamacare comments.

Paraphrasing,

I ain't owning it. I tried to go with the experts in Congress. Congress owns it.

Posted by: rd at July 18, 2017 02:02 PM (4dz1m)

203 I get 42.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 18, 2017 02:00 PM (CPk0

______________________________________

We have a winner!

Please stop down at the home office to pick up your 2017 Malaria Scratchback.

Ask for my assistant, Typhus.

Posted by: Skeeter Buzzen at July 18, 2017 02:02 PM (4AVeu)

204 Is Sheppy-poo reporting on this nefarious mosquito story?

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2017 02:03 PM (Sfs6o)

205 "Well,gas would be under $2 a gallon in NJ but Fat Boy decided to give us a gas tax as a going away present..."

I don't ever need to stop in Jersey on my way to visit family in NY ever again. Used to schedule a stop as part of the trip. Diner and gas. No more. Will miss the great diners of NJ.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 18, 2017 02:03 PM (OD2ni)

206 93 million Americans killed every day from guns.

Do the math.
Posted by: Skeeter Buzzen at July 18, 2017 01:59 PM (4AVeu)

I get 42.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
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For Pete's sake, you always get 42.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 02:03 PM (EVvtG)

207 I got 42.

Posted by: Jackie Robinson at July 18, 2017 02:04 PM (4AVeu)

208 179 Just heard again on Fox Radio News that the State Dept. has expanded the travel ban to not include nieces, nephews, grandparent, etc to meet Hawaiian criteria.

When is PDT going to Fire Tillerson?
Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 01:56 PM (mcI77)

Kritarchy.... rule by Judges.... we are there... the Republic is dead.

Posted by: Don Quixote, who love misquting the Bard at July 18, 2017 02:04 PM (NgKpN)

209 The DNC is holding a party conference in the SuperDome?

Posted by: colfax mingo at July 18, 2017 02:04 PM (p7pfb)

210 32
Trump once grabbed Shep by the pussy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 01:23 PM (oVJmc)

Don't think so, and that is why Shep is getting catty.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 18, 2017 02:04 PM (tbOMB)

211 "Do the math.
Posted by: Skeeter Buzzen at July 18, 2017 01:59 PM (4AVeu)

I get 42.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
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For Pete's sake, you always get 42."

I always get 19.

Posted by: Louis Farrakhan at July 18, 2017 02:05 PM (OD2ni)

212 194 fifteen plus years and Hannity has never wavered. Not frak'n once. Yet he gets kicked around quite a bit.

Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2017 02:00 PM (WHVu+)

Have to admit he sticks to the script no matter what. I think that's the problem most morons have with him. Not a lot of people here are fond of talking points.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 02:05 PM (49UDy)

213 If we start calling them Google GMO mosquitos, then maybe some heads will explode on the left.

Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 02:05 PM (7n4KQ)

214 "When Obama took office gasoline was $1.79 per gallon. ... During his first term, it went as high as $3.84/gal in parts of the mid west."

It was the fastest percentage increase in retail gasoline prices in modern history. AND, on top of those scary numbers at the pump for ordinary drivers, you had stuff that was absolutely tailor made for attack ads, such as Obama's first Secretary of Energy saying that the goal had to be to get gasoline prices up to European levels, which is to say, to the $7-8/gal range.

The Mittbot 3000 had this slow lazy pitch right down the middle over home plate and didn't even swing at it. Zero mentions of it in the debates. Zero ads cut.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 18, 2017 02:05 PM (ujwCG)

215 208 93 million Americans killed every day from guns.

Do the math.
Posted by: Skeeter Buzzen at July 18, 2017 01:59 PM (4AVeu)

I get 42.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
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For Pete's sake, you always get 42.
Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 02:03 PM (EVvtG)

Well... so long, and thanks for all the fish... and rape....

well... mostly the rape...

Posted by: Dolphins at July 18, 2017 02:05 PM (NgKpN)

216 I get 420

What do I win a bag of weed?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 02:05 PM (ul9CR)

217 During his first term, it went as high as $3.84/gal in parts of the mid west.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2017 01:58 PM (G0G8s)

But He promised $10.00 per gallon!

Posted by: Democrats---Why did we lose at July 18, 2017 02:06 PM (4dz1m)

218 Do the math.
Posted by: Skeeter Buzzen at July 18, 2017 01:59 PM (4AVeu)
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I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2017 02:07 PM (Sfs6o)

219 Barry & I always get 69!

Posted by: Reggie at July 18, 2017 02:07 PM (bc2Lc)

220 In related news, people are having sex with babies and then eating them in the SuperDome.

Posted by: Ace at 01:27 PM

Yes, the Katrina coverage was awful. They actually frightened away rescue workers with all that crap, and then gave themselves awards, as usual.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 18, 2017 02:07 PM (xqRaG)

221 I get the square root of 736.

Posted by: Strobe at July 18, 2017 02:07 PM (gbWkA)

222
The Mittbot 3000 had this slow lazy pitch right down the middle over home plate and didn't even swing at it. Zero mentions of it in the debates. Zero ads cut.
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Yeah it was almost like his team didn't really want him to win and he was too much of a squish to steer his own ship.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 02:08 PM (gW+PG)

223 Do the math.
Posted by: Skeeter Buzzen at July 18, 2017 01:59 PM (4AVeu)

These go to eleven.

Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 02:08 PM (7n4KQ)

224 Barry & I always get 69!
Posted by: Reggie

Thanks, now I have to go find another lunch. The first one's in the trash can and I ain't gonna try to eat it again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 18, 2017 02:08 PM (Hk/NM)

225 Would you rather have a wooden penis with hands of fire or a fire penis with hands of water?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 02:08 PM (7LH2o)

226 Today is Tuesday, does Nancy Pelosi Galore know which planet she's on today?

Posted by: Strobe at July 18, 2017 02:09 PM (gbWkA)

227 "When Obama took office gasoline was $1.79 per gallon. ... During his first term, it went as high as $3.84/gal in parts of the mid west."

It was the fastest percentage increase in retail gasoline prices in modern history. AND, on top of those scary numbers at the pump for ordinary drivers, you had stuff that was absolutely tailor made for attack ads, such as Obama's first Secretary of Energy saying that the goal had to be to get gasoline prices up to European levels, which is to say, to the $7-8/gal range.

The Mittbot 3000 had this slow lazy pitch right down the middle over home plate and didn't even swing at it. Zero mentions of it in the debates. Zero ads cut.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 18, 2017 02:05 PM (ujwCG)

Yup, that's why I like Trump. He'll hit the Dems where it hurts.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 18, 2017 02:09 PM (xJa6I)

228 Would you rather have a wooden penis with hands of fire or a fire penis with hands of water?

Wonder Twin Powers Activate!

Posted by: Zann and Jana at July 18, 2017 02:10 PM (oVJmc)

229 State GOP urges 'civil disobedience' over new Seattle tax, says residents should not pay. The G.O.P.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yd9j5hbl

Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2017 02:10 PM (mcI77)

230 The Mittbot 3000 had this slow lazy pitch right down the middle over home plate and didn't even swing at it. Zero mentions of it in the debates. Zero ads cut.

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Do you really think he wanted to win?

McCain quit the campaign in September 2008 to go back to Washington.

Romney quit in the second debate, and went back to bashing Republicans.

Posted by: Democrats---Why did we lose at July 18, 2017 02:10 PM (4dz1m)

231 Would you rather have a wooden penis with hands of fire or a fire penis with hands of water?
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Judging by the time stamp since you last "riddle me this" post, you spent a LOT of time thinking of that one.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 02:10 PM (EVvtG)

232 It's like no one in any government or company has seen Jurassic Park, ever.

JP is a modern retelling of the Frankenstein story, which was in part inspired by the terrifying advancements the medical community were making ... in the late 1700s and early 1800s. Terrifying advancements like the smallpox vaccine and nitrous oxide as an anesthetizing agent.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 18, 2017 02:10 PM (jhqr1)

233 Lol. Joe/Mika sez Hannity is "state sponsored TV."

I wonder what they called themselves and every other broadcast outlet during the eight Glorious Years of the Boy King?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2017 02:10 PM (PY9jH)

234 227 Would you rather have a wooden penis with hands of fire or a fire penis with hands of water?

It depends on whether firebending and waterbending are things.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 02:11 PM (eXSOZ)

235
Ask for my assistant, Typhus.

That big guy on the Gutfeld show?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2017 02:11 PM (IqV8l)

236 >>>Judging by the time stamp since you last "riddle me this" post, you spent a LOT of time thinking of that one

I do SOME actual work during the day!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 02:11 PM (7LH2o)

237 Would you rather have a wooden penis with hands of fire or a fire penis with hands of water?

That is a very difficult question to answer.

Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 02:11 PM (7n4KQ)

238 Chris Cillizza did an AMA on reddit.

I'm barely into the page and it's already a hot trash fire lol.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 18, 2017 02:11 PM (4ErVI)

239 >>Would you rather have a wooden penis with hands of fire or a fire penis with hands of water?

A fire penis of course. I have like 3 couches so I'm good.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 18, 2017 02:12 PM (/tuJf)

240 Have to admit he sticks to the script no matter what. I think that's the problem most morons have with him. Not a lot of people here are fond of talking points.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 02:05 PM (49UDy)

Never had any issue with Hannity, just that he doesn't really add much to the conversation if you're already firmly right-leaning. I never really had a "wow, that's a really good insightful point" when listening to him.

It's important to have that sort of voice talking to the uninitiated, but we're not really his target audience, I don't think.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2017 02:12 PM (KUaJL)

241
PAY ATTENTION TO ME DAMN IT!!!

Posted by: Jay-red at July 18, 2017 02:13 PM (FYe3W)

242 Well, I'm heading out on errands.

Can I pick anything up for anyone? Some waterproof mascara? Duck tape? Liquor?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2017 02:14 PM (PY9jH)

243 244 Well, I'm heading out on errands.

Can I pick anything up for anyone? Some waterproof mascara? Duck tape? Liquor?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2017 02:14 PM (PY9jH)

Sounds like somebody's going to be having an entertaining evening!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2017 02:14 PM (KUaJL)

244 Lol. Joe/Mika sez Hannity is "state sponsored TV."
State ownership, staffing, management, censorship, political coordination, and selection sounds to be miles beyond even the Rhodes White House and light years beyond "a guy in the media says stuff that POTUS likes sometimes". But sure, Jomik. You do you, by which I mean GFY.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 02:14 PM (eXSOZ)

245 Can I pick anything up for anyone? Some waterproof mascara? Duck tape? Liquor
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All of the above. Party after work don't cha know.

Posted by: shep at July 18, 2017 02:14 PM (VAKyA)

246 244 Well, I'm heading out on errands.

Can I pick anything up for anyone? Some waterproof mascara? Duck tape? Liquor?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Who the heck are you inviting over?

Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2017 02:15 PM (7n4KQ)

247 Hannity's show was a nice place to vacation from Trump bashing during the campaign season. But yes he is repetitive so only small doses now.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2017 02:16 PM (r5KeJ)

248 Ben, time for nappies. That was Fran�ois Rabelais well before LeVay.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 18, 2017 02:16 PM (xJa6I)

249 227 Would you rather have a wooden penis with hands of fire or a fire penis with hands of water?

Most times if a guy has a fire penis, its already dripping pus and stuff, and most people with wooden penises are probably chicks with strap ons.

So I'd say... I'd rather be a chick with a strap on, but it seems like a weird choice.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 18, 2017 02:16 PM (CPk08)

250 >>Lol. Joe/Mika sez Hannity is "state sponsored TV."

Is Hannity reading talking points texted from Bannon right off his smartphone while on camera????
- - -

Not just Jurassic Park, but Crichton had another book about a swarm of tiny nanobot type thingies that work together to form a giant organism - "Prey."

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 02:16 PM (NOIQH)

251 Would you rather be in a dog pound with a bacon-flavored penis, or be surrounded by cats with catnip one inch inside your ass?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 18, 2017 02:16 PM (7LH2o)

252
Some waterproof mascara? Duck tape? Liquor?
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A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all of that stuff!

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2017 02:16 PM (Sfs6o)

253 Well, I'm heading out on errands.

Can I pick anything up for anyone? Some waterproof mascara? Duck tape? Liquor?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Who the heck are you inviting over?
Posted by: Roy

Sounds like a hell of a party!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2017 02:17 PM (G0G8s)

254 So I'd say... I'd rather be a chick with a strap on, but it seems like a weird choice.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
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Nope. You were supposed to say "42".

Posted by: shep at July 18, 2017 02:17 PM (GEFbU)

255 off imitation liberace sock

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 02:18 PM (PQJ0t)

256 "Jared" is on a cell phone in NYC, and has visited us before.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2017 02:18 PM (wYseH)

257 Joe and Mika took Obama White House "corrections" live on the air.

And they talk of state sponsored TV?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 02:18 PM (ul9CR)

258 Some waterproof mascara? Duck tape? Liquor?

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A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all of that stuff!

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2017 02:16 PM (Sfs6o)

It's a start anyways.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at July 18, 2017 02:18 PM (r5KeJ)

259
Missed the feckless republican thread, but I am disappointed Trump won't lead the way. He could easily "shut down the govt" until obamacare is repealed or threaten to, but he won't. Congress gets to do nothing but spend spend spend.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 18, 2017 02:18 PM (r+sAi)

260 I'll stop at the store that says "recreational" if anybody needs any.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 18, 2017 02:19 PM (U6f54)

261 Nope. You were supposed to say "42".
Posted by: shep at July 18, 2017 02:17 PM (GEFbU)

Yeah, but you wear that weird eye makeup, so you don't count.

Although I was thinking I shoulda answered 42 as well.

But I'm glad I didn't. Because EVEN IF I was a chick with a strap on, I wouldn't wear creepy eyeliner.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 18, 2017 02:19 PM (CPk08)

262 242

Yep. Hannity brings new people into the fold. We need him.

Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2017 02:20 PM (WHVu+)

263 >>Joe and Mika took Obama White House "corrections" live on the air.

Yes, Mika actually conveyed Valerie Jarrett's real-time rebuttals while interviewing a Republican, so she was literally the Obama WH mouthpiece firing back at one of their show's guests.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 02:20 PM (NOIQH)

264 "Jared" is on a cell phone in NYC, and has visited us before.

"Jared"'s oddly fractured English and idiotic placement of "your son" in his URL block indicates that he is "your son" and also likely the repeat gloryhole servitor known as Hector. So, no shirt, Shelock.

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 18, 2017 02:20 PM (eXSOZ)

265
Ironic in that you enjoy consuming spunk.

I hate spunk!

Posted by: Lou Grant at July 18, 2017 02:21 PM (IqV8l)

266 So I'd say... I'd rather be a chick with a strap on, but it seems like a weird choice.

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Sometimes.... its a littel weird to come late to the thread.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2017 02:21 PM (8XRCm)

267 Target in sight! Where the hell is Major Kong?

Posted by: Strobe at July 18, 2017 02:21 PM (gbWkA)

268 {i]"Jared" is on a cell phone in NYC, and has visited us before.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2017 02:18 PM (wYseH)

And 'Your Son' is in the Cincinnati Ohio area. So the answer *is* 42, after all.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 18, 2017 02:21 PM (EgwCt)

269 >>Would you rather be in a dog pound with a bacon-flavored penis, or be surrounded by cats with catnip one inch inside your ass?

Time to put down the bong, buddy...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2017 02:21 PM (NOIQH)

270 "Jared" is on a cell phone in NYC, and has visited us before.

Like herpes, he flares up unexpectedly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 02:21 PM (oVJmc)

271 Yes, Mika actually conveyed Valerie Jarrett's real-time rebuttals while interviewing a Republican, so she was literally the Obama WH mouthpiece firing back at one of their show's guests.
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Its kind weirdly fascinating how all liberals are compulsively into "Projection".

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 02:22 PM (T2J3k)

272 Sort of ironic that Trump has been terrible for Fox news ratings and great for liberal stations.

That was only true briefly; FNC's #1 again because people enjoy watching Tucker Carlson grinding up liberals. (And Jesse Watters is great too).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 18, 2017 02:23 PM (3J/LN)

273 ...He could easily "shut down the govt" until obamacare is repealed...

Not without getting impeached and removed from office.

Trump has to ride a Tiger. GOPe is looking for any excuse that won't get them thrown out of office. Luckily the DNC and company are such weasels they can't cut a believable deal.

Posted by: Mudd at July 18, 2017 02:23 PM (cfHE9)

274 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2017 02:12 PM (KUaJL)

That's basically what I am saying. He adds nothing beyond the standard talking points. Even if the adverse guest gives him an opening wider than Sandra Fluke's rig , he will not deviate from his path of talking points.

I have no question he's an honest , patriotic conservative.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 02:23 PM (49UDy)

275 Heard that the feckless shits, I mean Distinguished Congressional Statesmen are planning another continuing resolution for next years budget.

Trump should come out now and say, "No More!"

"No more continuing resolutions. I will shutdown the federal government if Congress will not do its job."

Posted by: rd at July 18, 2017 02:23 PM (4dz1m)

276 I'm thinking maybe I should wait for the nood.

Duck tape, mascara and liquor? No whippets?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2017 02:23 PM (Ua7n+)

277 256 "Jared" is on a cell phone in NYC, and has visited us before.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 18, 2017 02:18 PM (wYseH)

All trolls are Average Joe, man. [Hits bong]

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 18, 2017 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

278 Has Fox news came back from the brink?

Posted by: Mudd at July 18, 2017 02:24 PM (cfHE9)

279 Trump should come out now and say, "No More!"

"No more continuing resolutions. I will shutdown the federal government if Congress will not do its job."
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He'd stand a chance of being acclaimed Emperor and then stabbed to death.

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 02:25 PM (TOY76)

280 Turn about is fair play. Iraqis throw ISIS off rooftops.

https://tinyurl.com/ycb2b2oy

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 18, 2017 02:25 PM (Nwg0u)

281 Like herpes, he flares up unexpectedly.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2017 02:21 PM (oVJmc)

Jared is the penis of fire.

Or just an inflamed dick.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 18, 2017 02:26 PM (CPk08)

282 Iraqis throw ISIS off rooftops
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Now that calls for a cigar.

(considers deleting. Sigh, I'll do penance later. )

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 02:26 PM (jOfjv)

283 280 Turn about is fair play. Iraqis throw ISIS off rooftops.

Hah-good!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 18, 2017 02:26 PM (ul9CR)

284 If you have a fire penis you better go straight to the clinic for shot of penicillin.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 18, 2017 02:27 PM (49UDy)

285 I'm thinking maybe I should wait for the nood.

Duck tape, mascara and liquor? No whippets?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 18, 2017 02:23 PM (Ua7n+)
_____

Nah, you shouldn't be surprised, after all you know how Shep threads degenerate..

Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 02:28 PM (UmSfZ)

286 280 Turn about is fair play. Iraqis throw ISIS off rooftops.

I would think a trebuchet would be fantastic.

Posted by: East Valley AZ at July 18, 2017 02:29 PM (PbH71)

287 Turn about is fair play. Iraqis throw ISIS off rooftops.

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ISIS Is So Gay!

Posted by: Shia Militiaman financed by Iran at July 18, 2017 02:29 PM (4dz1m)

288 Trump has to ride a Tiger.
Posted by: Mudd at July 18, 2017 02:23 PM (cfHE9)

Will there be any MILF riding ? 'Cause I'll take one for the team.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 18, 2017 02:30 PM (GoNER)

289 I would think a trebuchet would be fantastic.
Posted by: East Valley AZ at July 18, 2017 02:29 PM (PbH71)
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maybe it's time to form the ISIS Trap and Skeet Club?

Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 02:30 PM (UmSfZ)

290 I have not spoken to Hannity since he told me he does not like Judy Garland.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 18, 2017 02:30 PM (OD2ni)

291 Feel good story of the day.

https://youtu.be/AVNlTj8kqMQ

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 18, 2017 02:30 PM (Nwg0u)

292 As long as they're throwing ISIS assholes off of buildings, they could - you know, paint some scoring circles on the sidewalk...

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2017 02:31 PM (Sfs6o)

293 Fire penis? Sounds Chinese-y

Posted by: Strobe at July 18, 2017 02:31 PM (gbWkA)

294 I think you meant to say "raping innocent babies and then brutally cannibalizing them in the lawless post apocalyptic wasteland of the Super Dome."

Posted by: shibumi at July 18, 2017 02:32 PM (aT+Bx)

295 Skynet is getting off to a shaky start.

"Not quite ready for world domination! 'Sucidal' security robot drowns itself in a fountain"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y6vq529g Link to Daily Mail

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2017 02:32 PM (r5KeJ)

296 293 Fire penis? Sounds Chinese-y
Posted by: Strobe at July 18, 2017 02:31 PM (gbWkA)

Flaming Penis, Crouching Balls

(The Shep threads do indeed go downhill fast.)

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 18, 2017 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

297

In related news, people are having sex with babies and then eating them in the SuperDome.

Damn. I need to visit New Orleans more often!

Posted by: Oderus Urungous at July 18, 2017 02:32 PM (kyB7I)

298 Fire Woman, you're to blame.

To bla-hame!

Shake Shake Shake it Baby!

Posted by: fire penis guy with recriminations at July 18, 2017 02:33 PM (TOY76)

299 Fire penis? Sounds Chinese-y

Rolling a D18 is fire penis for your warlock.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 18, 2017 02:33 PM (G0G8s)

300 I think you meant to say "raping innocent babies and then brutally cannibalizing them in the lawless post apocalyptic wasteland of the Super Dome."

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Like Jengis Kahn.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 18, 2017 02:34 PM (Nwg0u)

301 Skynet is getting off to a shaky start.

"Not quite ready for world domination! 'Sucidal' security robot drowns itself in a fountain"
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Lulling you into a false sense of security they are . . .

Posted by: simplemind at July 18, 2017 02:34 PM (VAKyA)

302 nood

Posted by: IP at July 18, 2017 02:34 PM (UmSfZ)

303 Fire penis? I'd recommend a balm or a salve. Probably a balm. But a salve would work.

Posted by: Weasel at July 18, 2017 02:35 PM (Sfs6o)

304 You know, the people at FBN are talking single payer and what "Corporations" want for health care.

Good Lord, how about removing the tax breaks for corporate provided health care and freeing the market for insurance.

That would provide plenty of disruption, incentive, and a sense of urgency!

LMAO

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 18, 2017 02:39 PM (8iiMU)

305 Fiery penis and Uranus jokes. Hilarious.

Posted by: 13times at July 18, 2017 02:40 PM (WHVu+)

306 Up next on the Sean Hannity show: Sean is EXTREMELY ANGRY that military personnel actually take an oath to support and defend the Constitution. He will DEMAND that all military personnel to instead take an oath to support and defend Trump, because Trump IS the Constitution.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 18, 2017 03:56 PM (caUMH)

307 247 Hannity's show was a nice place to vacation from Trump bashing during the campaign season. But yes he is repetitive so only small doses now.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2017 02:16 PM (r5KeJ)

Understatement. Mr. Hannity is probably perturbed that Mr. Trump hasn't yet had every member of Congress and every last state legislator and governor arrested and imprisoned so that Mr. Trump can rule America by decree.

Mr. Hannity decried the Shahinshah for eight years yet acts exactly like one of His fanboys when his personality cult is in office.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 18, 2017 03:59 PM (caUMH)

308 Rumor has it he loves the cock....

Posted by: Portnoy at July 18, 2017 06:50 PM (NZbhV)

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