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John Sexton: The Media Is Executing the Tricks They Wargamed Out in Their "JournOList" ListServ With Abandon
Important reminder from Sexton: the JournOLists, who now occupy positions of authority in the media, and are also Agents of Infection for the herd, worked out these techniques in 2008, and are deploying them now.
The JournOlisters went into a frenzy after the Jeremiah Wright story. The three strategies they proposed for disappearing the story were (as John Sexton categorizes them) "Kill it" by smearing mainstream media people writing about the story, "Ignore it" by simply refusing to report on it at all, and smearing anyone even talking about the story as "racists." Sexton points out that these tactics -- once considered controversial enough that even fellow JournOListers had qualms about them -- are now simply SOP for the DNC Media now:The Journolist discussion took place nearly a decade ago, but in retrospect, I’m struck by how these three basic approaches—kill it, ignore it, call them haters—seem like media archetypes now. You can probably think of your own examples but the ones that come immediately to mind are CBS News decision to sit on video showing President Obama had not called the Benghazi attack terrorism the day after the attack. You may recall that Obama was widely considered the loser of the 1st presidential debate with Mitt Romney. He needed a comeback win. And the winning moment of the 2nd debate was his exchange with Romney on Benghazi. Obama claimed he had called the attack terrorism the next day. But an excerpt from 60 Minutes which remained on the cutting room floor showed that wasn’t true. CBS News knew it had the clip which would cut the legs out from Obama after the 2nd debate and it sat on until a couple days before the election when it quietly posted it online.And on that, I hear very good things about Sheryl Attkinson's new book "The Smear," which recounts all the bias and #FakeNews of the past couple of years -- most of which you've probably forgotten about, as there's so much new #FakeNews every day.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 04:05 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2017 04:06 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2017 04:06 PM (9g/6M)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 04:08 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2017 04:08 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Mike G. at July 17, 2017 04:09 PM (R5lpX)
We are woke. And not in the way the left ever imagined was possible. Conservawoke.
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2017 04:10 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:10 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: CabaList at July 17, 2017 04:10 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 04:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Access Hollywood at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: The Hilliabeast, duck they are shooting at us at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (t/rhc)
What we're being treated to now is the equvalent of lard being served on larded bread with frozen lard on the side and screams of THIS ISN'T LARD and WHAT'S THE MATTER, DON'T YOU LIKE LARD?! at the same time.
And they wonder why their credibility is shot.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (G0G8s)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (qJhUV)
--This is why the Media needs to be destroyed. If we could 'just' purge the bad apples, that would be a different option. But they're dug in like an Alabama tick, as a former Governor might say.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: wooga at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (AD7GK)
Posted by: dantesed at July 17, 2017 04:12 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2017 04:12 PM (9g/6M)
Even if you like lard, it's off-putting.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (eXSOZ)
A lot taster than KY.
Posted by: Mrs. Barney at July 17, 2017 04:12 PM (t/rhc)
Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (eXSOZ)
A lot taster than KY.
Posted by: Mrs. Barney
Just as slick.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (G0G8s)
Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (wZuWv)
Posted by: Shopping List at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (eXSOZ)
A lot taster than KY.
Posted by: Mrs. Barney
Just as slick.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (G0G8s)
Better for butt stuff
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: dantesed at July 17, 2017 04:12 PM (88xKn)
Gambling.... at Rick's?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (oEFUY)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (OD2ni)
And, it would be funny if the new Dr. Who was a complete slut and nailed every male character on the show.
Or every female character. I can live with that, too.
And, top 500!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2017 04:14 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2017 04:14 PM (9g/6M)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (eXSOZ)
A lot taster than KY.
Posted by: Mrs. Barney
Just as slick.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (G0G8s)
Better for butt stuff
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (3OIiX)
Come and get it, big boy.
Posted by: Rosie O at July 17, 2017 04:14 PM (oVJmc)
Didn't Journolist morph into another list? I seem to recall something Ezra put together called 'Cabalist' or something like that.
Anyone recall?
Did that list get busted too?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2017 04:14 PM (3OIiX)
- Mainstream media
↓
- Left-wing advocacy media
↓
- Conservative media
↓
blogs
Pyramid of Influence, Updated 2017 Version:
- 4chan
↓
- Donald Trump's Twitter feed
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- wikileaks
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- alt-right blogs
↓
- conservative blogs
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coservative media
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Mainstream media
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2017 04:14 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (wZuWv)
People are realizing just how much bullshit the MFM is trying to shovel down their throats, and the response is to double down on the bullshit. It's a glorious implosion.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 04:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2017 04:15 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 17, 2017 04:15 PM (b9els)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 17, 2017 04:15 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (PY9jH)
Fox is in pretty serious trouble... they have been loosing a lot of their second Tier people... or firing them...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 17, 2017 04:15 PM (NgKpN)
In an honest world, Pajama Boy Ezra Klein would have never worked in media again after JournOList was exposed. Instead, he got richly rewarded.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2017 04:16 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Don Q
They still have the best pair in the business
Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle's love pillows at July 17, 2017 04:16 PM (FZYNt)
I hope you're right. If there's going to be a salvation of the nation, it's going to come from that hierarchy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2017 04:17 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Don Q
They still have the best pair in the business
Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle's love pillows at July 17, 2017 04:16 PM (FZYNt)
Yeah, but that does not help them with the Blue Haired old Lady crowd, which was one of the primary demographics.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 17, 2017 04:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 04:17 PM (7HtZB)
Rest of the D "establishment" is now window dressing, including D Congresscritters who always do what they're told.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 04:17 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2017 04:17 PM (9g/6M)
And yet, they dare not risk any loss of Commander Shep and the Starship Smitherprise. Apparently.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 17, 2017 04:18 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 17, 2017 04:18 PM (XKZwp)
I agree 100%
The only people in the MSM that I listen to are Hannity and occasionally Tucker/Rush. Have turned everyone else- including local news-- completely off.
Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2017 04:18 PM (aT+Bx)
I would tend to disagree. There is still a rather large percentage of the population that fit the "low information voter" description. If you doubt it, look at what get passed on as "accurate" and "newsworthy" on FB.
If somebody wants to believe in Bat-boy, and elevators to the moon, and flying cars, then so be it. That doesn't mean they're informed at the ballot box.
The MFM is exploiting the ignorance by presenting itself and it's biases as facts.
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 04:18 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 17, 2017 04:18 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Giuliani lisp at July 17, 2017 04:19 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at July 17, 2017 04:19 PM (5fSr7)
++++
It's worse than that. The "kill" portion is intimidation. I mean, "smear" them and call them racists are really the same thing.
What is necessary is to raise the cost on the right of going after the left. In other words, find a rightwinger's [sic] and smash it through a plate-glass window. Take a snapshot of the bleeding mess and send it out in a Christmas card to let the right know that it needs to live in a state of constant fear. Obviously I mean this rhetorically.
That lays out two steps: get the people who get out of line, and then show those results to anyone thinking about getting out of line. Of course, the intimidate part can take place through both public and private channels.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 17, 2017 04:19 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 04:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:20 PM (TwwWO)
You knew Journolist was still alive and kicking, when
Democrat Terrorist, James T. Hodgkinson's name disappeared from the news within days.
And, of course, the FBI's action showed that Journalist has a Bureaucratolist component as well.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2017 04:20 PM (NyJwR)
And yet, they dare not risk any loss of Commander Shep and the Starship Smitherprise. Apparently.
Shep is the template for their New Network.
Posted by: Rosie O at July 17, 2017 04:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:20 PM (TwwWO)
So saith Pepe, Peace be upon him
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2017 04:21 PM (3OIiX)
448 Amelia Earhart Pizza
Try finding it in your grocer's freezer.
Posted by: Stu Podaso
******
I think it's in the dessert aisle...
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 04:12 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 04:21 PM (wPiJc)
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I wouldn't doubt this.
The young Murdoch boys are in charge now.
Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2017 04:21 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 04:21 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 17, 2017 04:22 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Access Hollywood at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (FZYNt)
True dat.
Posted by: The Los Angeles Times at July 17, 2017 04:22 PM (SRKgf)
Which does nothing to remove the "eww, faux news" cooties, removes substantive content which markets well to housewives and professionals alike, and makes it... the Bluehair News Network.
Brilliant plan.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 17, 2017 04:23 PM (eXSOZ)
But of course. Who needs her when every other pretty talking head on the nets, cable, even FoxNews, are all spouting the lines as scripted by their journolist producers, directors, and bosses.
Why watch Me-again, who pretends she is so neutral-but-super-smart-and-so-challengy, when one can watch the younger scrunts do it from the morning shows all the way through to the late night news.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 17, 2017 04:23 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2017 04:24 PM (HgMAr)
Exactly half the country are now impervious to media lies and Alinsky tactics; the Average American is much much more politically sophisticated than he was 9 years ago.
We are woke. And not in the way the left ever imagined was possible. Conservawoke.
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2017 04:10 PM
It's no wonder Carl Bernstein is so upset.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 04:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2017 04:25 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Shep at July 17, 2017 04:25 PM (mcI77)
448 Amelia Earhart Pizza
Try finding it in your grocer's freezer.
Posted by: Stu Podaso
making the decision to drag a comment over from an earlier thread is a pretty bold decision which is rarely worth the effort.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 04:25 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Iwontsubmit at July 17, 2017 04:25 PM (122Gu)
31 If there were any brains at Fox (snerk), they'd give Sharyl Attisson a
show. Send Shep over to AM Joe/Mika to sit around and do his Trump
snark there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM (PY9jH)
GREAT IDEA Jane
Posted by: Ralph at July 17, 2017 04:25 PM (t/rhc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2017 04:26 PM (9g/6M)
Posted by: Hillary 2020! at July 17, 2017 04:26 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:20 PM (TwwWO)
So saith Pepe, Peace be upon him
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2017 04:21 PM (3OIiX)
As a True American, one whose ancestors built this country (literally).... one who fought and bled for it...
I never thought I could see myself as a citizen of another country....
But going Galt to Kekistan is looking better, and better...
Posted by: Don Quixote, who dreams the impossible dream at July 17, 2017 04:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: yankeefifth
*****
Sigh. I know.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 04:27 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 04:21 PM (0wem/)
They'll bring back O'Reilly before her.
And I think they will.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 04:27 PM (7uYFy)
But it was a pretty good gag
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 04:28 PM (39g3+)
MSM is the opposition party, and while it has driven up Trump's negatives in the short run, there's no sign that this will help the Ds in 2018. Because they have dick.
MSM is frustrated that the Deplorables won't hear that Trump is a Traitor and a Poopy Head. Because they're Deplorable. And Poopy Heads
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 04:28 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2017 04:21 PM (aT+Bx)
True, I think O'R kept the ole man in line, but once the boys got rid of him, they have free rain to fck it all up.
Posted by: Ralph at July 17, 2017 04:28 PM (t/rhc)
Posted by: wooga at July 17, 2017 04:11 PM (AD7GK)
I concur. Drumpf Jr's escapes with teh RUSSIANS(!) are very concerning and will have a concerning effect not only on Trump's approval rate, but also on Trump's concerning election in 2020.
I have incorporated this new concerning data into my KOS-poll (concerning) 2020 results and the results are, of course, concerning:
Drumpf: (-)69.9%
Hill-dawg: 99.8%
Egg-McMuffin: 0.2%
If these results hold, Trump is going to have an early, concerning night in 2020.
Posted by: Davy Veneral at July 17, 2017 04:28 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:28 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: IC at July 17, 2017 04:29 PM (a0IVu)
And I think they will.
Posted by: JoeF. at July
meh, the little ruperts, ruprechts?, will never bring o'reilly back they forced him out. kelly is going to be booted from her slit at the peacock so she will need somewhere to go.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 04:30 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Ralph at July 17, 2017 04:30 PM (t/rhc)
Posted by: Davy Veneral
I would book your fireworks now and beat the rush
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 04:30 PM (FZYNt)
https://tinyurl.com/y7l35ljj
Bonus: New religious icons for atheists.
https://tinyurl.com/ydea9aw7
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 17, 2017 04:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+)
Ah yes, the ACORN dipsy-doodle.
Posted by: The Los Angeles Times at July 17, 2017 04:30 PM (SRKgf)
Send Shep over to AM Joe/Mika to sit around and do his Trump
snark there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 04:13 PM
Joe could be their Paul Shaffer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 04:30 PM (IqV8l)
Sky is kind of center-left, which in Europe makes it right wing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 04:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2017 04:30 PM (SRKgf)
bring o'reilly back they forced him out. kelly is going to be booted
from her slit at the peacock so she will need somewhere to go.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 04:30 PM (0wem/)
Kelly is not coming back to Fox. EVAH
Posted by: Ralph at July 17, 2017 04:31 PM (t/rhc)
making the decision to drag a comment over from an earlier thread is a pretty bold decision which is rarely worth the effort.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 04:25 PM (0wem/)
Not neccessarily
Posted by: The Pun Thread at July 17, 2017 04:31 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 04:32 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: yankeefifth
feature dancer at Bob's Titty Bar in Buttfuck New Mexico?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 04:32 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Sky News at July 17, 2017 04:32 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: yankeefifth
feature dancer at Bob's Titty Bar in Buttfuck New Mexico?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 04:32 PM (FZYNt)
I like the idea but hopefully she'll pick some place I'd actually visit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2017 04:32 PM (3OIiX)
Please, it's Robert's. Buttfuck, NM is a classy town.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 04:33 PM (Hk/NM)
Too much of a radio man.
Posted by: Ralph at July 17, 2017 04:30 PM (t/rhc)
I think it's the opposite. I rarely watch anyway, but he's easier to take for an hour on TV than he is on the radio. He's torture to listen to---using 69 words where just 5 would do....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 04:33 PM (7uYFy)
They forged the very weapon that is now being rammed up their collective keesters until it breaks out their teeth.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:33 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 04:28 PM (39g3+)
Did someone say gag?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 17, 2017 04:33 PM (8iiMU)
--
I need to find one of those in SE Michigan. Between the unions and my liberal co-workers it's like I live in the gulag.
/perhaps I need to look into the Kid Rock senate run??
Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2017 04:34 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 04:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 04:32 PM (0wem/)
I view Hannity (or more accurately, don't) the same as a good cop who busts heads that need busting. I'm glad he does it, but I have no desire to watch him do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2017 04:34 PM (TOk1P)
Even the typos in the comments here are better than comments anywhere else!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 04:34 PM (9Qwpy)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, conservawoke! at July 17, 2017 04:35 PM (Mcvvl)
Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2017 04:35 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2017 04:35 PM (9g/6M)
Posted by: Nunya Bzness at July 17, 2017 04:35 PM (gwiGN)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 04:32 PM (FZYNt)
Will need bigger tits.
Posted by: Ralph at July 17, 2017 04:35 PM (t/rhc)
These little jihads of theirs are consequential. Spencer Ackerman? Mr put conservatives through plate glass? Yeah, he forced the FBI pretty much singlehandedly to stop looking at radical mosques, and from teaching about radical Islam. He bragged about it.
He has blood on his hands.
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2017 04:35 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, conservawoke! at July 17, 2017 04:35 PM (Mcvvl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 04:34 PM (KP5rU)
I do somewhat miss the days when around here I would say she was a useless bimbo, and get the stinkeye from some of the regulars.
Including our host.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2017 04:36 PM (TOk1P)
/perhaps I need to look into the Kid Rock senate run??
Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2017 04:34 PM (aT+Bx)
You need to move to West Michigan.
Less intolerable.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2017 04:36 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:36 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2017 04:36 PM (3OIiX)
How dare you!!!
Do you want dirty air and water?
Do you want Sharia law?
Do you want push grandma off the cliff?
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2017 04:36 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: yankeefifth
feature dancer at Bob's Titty Bar in Buttfuck New Mexico?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July
would rather she was working in Tittyfuck New Mexico at Bob's Buttfuck bar .
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 04:37 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Jon Snow at July 17, 2017 04:38 PM (WLK0w)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 04:38 PM (KP5rU)
------------------------------------
Even the typos in the comments here are better than comments anywhere else!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 04:34 PM (9Qwpy)
"Booted from her slit." Fake but accurate. And more elegant that "grab her poosee."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2017 04:38 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: yankeefifth
feature dancer at Bob's Titty Bar in Buttfuck New Mexico?"
I'll admit it, I'd go on opening night.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2017 04:38 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2017 04:38 PM (jHrzU)
LOL
God, I'm slow sometimes.
Nice one Muldoon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2017 04:36 PM (3OIiX)
_______
A high altitude joke bomb. It took a while for me too.
Well played Sir..
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 04:39 PM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2017 04:39 PM (8b+oT)
--
Let us not forget twas Based Stickman himself that wore the lone star into battle
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 17, 2017 04:39 PM (t06LC)
This was overseen by Cheryl Mills, Hillary's bad cop hatchet woman, and reported at the time because a whistleblower went on record. Cheryl also personally intimidated the 30 odd Americans who survived Benghazi, from ever talking about it with anyone, ever.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 04:39 PM (+7/1f)
**removes hat at the name of the great warrior**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:40 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 04:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: yankeefifth"
Mattress Girl is already the feature performer there.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2017 04:40 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2017 04:40 PM (jHrzU)
I think radio guys on T.V. have a habit of repeating themselves too much beause radio listeners might only catch your show at 10 or 15 minutes intervals so may not have heard what you said 40 minutes ago.It's not the same for T.V. viewers
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 17, 2017 04:40 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 04:38 PM (KP5rU)
It's alright. People are entitled to be wrong.
I never am, but still, in theory, I could be.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2017 04:40 PM (TOk1P)
They forged the very weapon that is now being rammed up their collective keesters until it breaks out their teeth.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:33 PM (TwwWO)
Yes, now witness the power of this fully operational Woken Group...
Posted by: Don Quixote, who dreams the impossible dream at July 17, 2017 04:41 PM (NgKpN)
In my rural space I get maybe 20 over the air channels (about 4 are PBS), and some that don't have much to offer. FOX was an effort to capture some of that under-served conservative market, but they are "cable news" and fair and balanced has become Dems and never-Trumpers, and a few Trumpists. Over the air would service a lot of those rural Trump voters, while maybe "red-pilling" some LIV libs. Why should Pinko Broadcasting get so much space?
It could also air over the internet, and offer platforms even to the blogger realm. Levin's CCTV could be given some space, and others. Reebok doesn't want conservatives to buy their shoes, so perhaps some of their competition would find a conservative listener market valuable.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2017 04:42 PM (haOrO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:42 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2017 04:42 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: IC at July 17, 2017 04:42 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: BurtTC
bleeding from her wherever.
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 04:43 PM (FZYNt)
OT, but what exactly did McCain have surgery for? They are making it
sound as though its all fairly routine but at his age, any surgery is
complicated, isn't it?
Posted by: IC at July 17, 2017 04:42 PM (a0IVu)
Some blood clot over his left eye, I recall reading.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2017 04:43 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: IC
Trying to get is talleywacker to wake up
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 04:44 PM (FZYNt)
OT, but what exactly did McCain have surgery for? They are making it sound as though its all fairly routine but at his age, any surgery is complicated, isn't it?
Posted by: IC at July 17, 2017 04:42 PM (a0IVu)
Removed a blood clot above the eye
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 17, 2017 04:44 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2017 04:44 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 04:25 PM
~~~~~
I protest! I would've missed it. And it was pretty good.
Dessert Aisle.
Heh. Heh heh. Hah hah hah. Ha ha ha hahahahaha.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2017 04:44 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Weasel
Imagine how boring a HRC presidency would be
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 04:44 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:45 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2017 04:38 PM (jHrzU)
Puns are a painful form of humor but I try to be a little tolerant.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2017 04:45 PM (3OIiX)
They forged the very weapon that is now being rammed up their collective keesters until it breaks out their teeth.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:33 PM (TwwWO)
Yeah but for every sperg on the right, there seems to be one on the left. Just as narrowly focused.
I kinda thought their limitations would be...you know... limiting. But they play to win -- in no holes barred fashion. It's war, whether we want it or not.
Just look at college campuses. These aren't normal thinking young adults; pajama boys, mattress lugging females, rape allegations, safe spaces, trigger warnings, inability to even have an opposing view on campus. To call them 'snowflakes' is hardly an insult to them. They brush that off like so much dust.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 04:45 PM (EgwCt)
What would we talk about if it weren't for the retard-o-rama of the left?
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2017 04:44 PM (Sfs6o)
The retard-o-rama of the right?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2017 04:45 PM (8iiMU)
With a panel of five Silicon Valley women, Megyn put specific male Silicon Valley men on trial for sexual harassment in absentia. They may be guilty, but this is not how to do it. Subtext is that this wouldn't happen if there were more women CEOs in tech. Irony to this is that Megyn willingly either gave senior Fox guys a whiff (e.g., Roger Ailes) or wore her Gucci knee pads (e.g. Brit Hume) to climb the greasy pole.
Megyn also gave a segment to Katy "Sundae Tits" Tur where she compounded speculation that the Trumps colluded. In doing so, she ignored what many of her own "witnesses" said.
So, lots of estrogen, lots of man hate, lots of Trump hate. But the NBC properties don't need Megyn for this.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 04:46 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: IC at July 17, 2017 04:42 PM (a0IVu)
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Craniotomy for a subdural hematoma of the frontal lobe.
But they want you to think it was just a drop of blood under his upper eyelid.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2017 04:46 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Harry Reid at July 17, 2017 04:46 PM (8b+oT)
Dental surgery is more popular than the media.
If people largely believe what you spout is lies- what's the impact?
There comes a point at which people have had enough and the lies are uncovered. Obama started to lift the veil on what the Lefts real motives were because he figures his administration was the beginning of a thousand year reich. That ended with Queen Tipsy losing. Even the m Dina couldn't cover her fat ass.
Ow the truth is more in the open and Trump drives that home every day.
There is a common enemy for a majority of America. It's the media.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2017 04:46 PM (Ua7n+)
They make it sound like it's in his skin, but all the news stories seem to say its inside the skull.
'Over the eye' in that case sounds more like 'near the brain.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 04:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:47 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 04:48 PM (7HtZB)
AZ has a Republican governor, maybe the asshole will resign?
Posted by: Ralph at July 17, 2017 04:48 PM (t/rhc)
What would we talk about if it weren't for the retard-o-rama of the left?
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2017 04:44 PM
Game of Drones
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 04:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2017 04:49 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2017 04:40 PM (OD2ni)
Look for the place to go bankrupt any minute now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2017 04:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
brain tests proved inconclusive
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 04:49 PM (FZYNt)
http://tinyurl.com/ycxutflk
Posted by: josephistan
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Tiny hands.
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2017 04:50 PM (8b+oT)
"Sugar pirates rule the roads in Venezuela: Biker gang
swarms on a truck in scenes reminiscent of Mad Max as the country's
economic collapse continues"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yapgvxkp
Link to Daily Mail
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2017 04:50 PM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:50 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2017 04:51 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Frank Castle at July 17, 2017 04:51 PM (E7zwb)
Posted by: Ralph
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That's probably exactly why he won't.
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2017 04:51 PM (8b+oT)
Holy shit. That's a Dremel job on the skull.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2017 04:51 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:51 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 04:51 PM (KP5rU)
He ran out of spite the last time, so we can only hope.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 04:51 PM (Hk/NM)
Winona, gorillas, butt stuff, amphibious vehicles!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 04:52 PM (9Qwpy)
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2017 04:49 PM (jHrzU)
We used to call that a stroke.
Get off my lawn.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 04:52 PM (EgwCt)
They're not spergs. They are just little assholes who have never been told no before. They are spoiled brats.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 04:53 PM (G0G8s)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2017 04:53 PM (haOrO)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 17, 2017 04:53 PM (lKyWE)
"Sugar pirates rule the roads in Venezuela: Biker gang
swarms on a truck in scenes reminiscent of Mad Max as the country's
economic collapse continues"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yapgvxkp
Link to Daily Mail
Posted by: Buzzsaw
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So for Road Warrior to become a reality all you need is a massive World War III nuclear holocaust, or one socialist country.
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2017 04:53 PM (8b+oT)
I'm a bad girl and I'm going to He!! for that.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2017 04:54 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 04:54 PM (oVJmc)
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Winona, gorillas, butt stuff, amphibious vehicles!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 04:52 PM (9Qwpy)
Hey Ace, what do you think of the Giants' draft picks this year, after seeing them in pads for the first time?
I'll hang up and listen, thanks.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2017 04:54 PM (TOk1P)
McCain's hematoma was "huge" ... like a couple inches ... some brain doc
(or pretender ?) was on Twitter saying that was no small deal.
Hopefully he retires to avoid further damage.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2017 04:53 PM (haOrO)
Yeah, that sounds pretty fvcking serious to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2017 04:55 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 04:55 PM (KP5rU)
Explains a lot about his behavior these past few years.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2017 04:55 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 04:55 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2017 04:56 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 04:56 PM (KP5rU)
Explains a lot about his behavior these past few years.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2017 04:55 PM (uLuPn)
Aha! just in time to be used as an excuse for him buying into the dirty dossier!
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 04:56 PM (7uYFy)
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So for Road Warrior to become a reality all you need is a massive World War III nuclear holocaust, or one socialist country.
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2017 04:53 PM (8b+oT)
Nah, wait until a right wing junta starts fighting back. Then there will be reports of raped nuns and disappeared doctors without borders, and calls for us to "do something."
For the children.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2017 04:57 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2017 04:57 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: JoeF
maybe they will release the YouTube director from prison
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 04:57 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2017 04:51 PM (SRKgf)
Takes a steady hand to perform a surgery as tricky as this!
Posted by: Micheal J. Fox, as Shake McQuivers, M.D. at July 17, 2017 04:57 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 04:56 PM (KP5rU)
At the risk of sounding naive. Just what is Hilary's hold on her people?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 04:57 PM (7uYFy)
Assumes facts not in evidence. I'm not sure that Juan McStain has a frontal lobe. If he does, he hasn't used it in years so it has to be atrophied like a mother.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 17, 2017 04:57 PM (FAo3p)
"Sugar pirates rule the roads in Venezuela: Biker gang
swarms on a truck in scenes reminiscent of Mad Max as the country's
economic collapse continues"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yapgvxkp
Link to Daily Mail
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2017 04:50 PM (r5KeJ)
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Probably a good idea if someone started taking notes. Just sayin'
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2017 04:58 PM (Sfs6o)
The chimps that do this without the hematoma we call 'mavericks'.
Posted by: Gorilla Pundit at July 17, 2017 04:58 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 04:53 PM (G0G8s)
They can very well be both. I've witnessed an adult sperg meltdown. Anxiety attack, meltdown, attacking others around the person, retreat into safe space. All because he/she was about to lose a card game.
Normal thinking adult grabs another beer and curses. This is a new breed altogether.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 04:58 PM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 04:58 PM (TwwWO)
But that's not colluding with an enemy, it was Obama policy.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 04:58 PM (+7/1f)
My (incredibly educated) guess is that McCain went in for a check up because he was having some issues that were manifest for the world to see when he tried to question Gorsuch ('Memba that?--garbled and incoherent he was.) Upon testing, the hematoma was found and surgery ensued.
Doctors don't order brain scans for any old reason. And unless you are having some symptoms, they don't go looking for blood clots or tumors in the brain without cause.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2017 04:58 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 04:57 PM (7uYFy)
Ask Vince Foster. He can tell you. Oh, wait. He got capped.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 17, 2017 04:59 PM (FAo3p)
Even Hollywood would throw that out as improbable.
Posted by: blaster
Replace with butt pirates and you have a Hollywood blockbuster.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 04:59 PM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 04:59 PM (9Qwpy)
Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2017 04:59 PM (Xzh58)
As we say when trolling them - Your autism is your choice.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 05:00 PM (TwwWO)
I think too many people were involved in... whatever the state department was up to there... for it to come out for a century
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 05:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2017 05:00 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Strobe at July 17, 2017 05:00 PM (gbWkA)
But that's not colluding with an enemy, it was Obama policy.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 04:58 PM (+7/1f)
No, but John McCain and Miss Lindsey Grahm were complicit in the ILLEGAL (by US Law) arms shipments... which is why the investigation went no where...
Posted by: Don Quixote, who dreams the impossible dream at July 17, 2017 05:01 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2017 05:01 PM (rmVvL)
In any case, I cannot imagine that penetrating the skull to relieve a hematoma is a minor matter, esp. in someone of McCain's age.
I wish him full recovery and a long healthy life - outside the Senate or public life, to end the damage he has been doing to the country.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2017 05:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at July 17, 2017 05:02 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2017 05:03 PM (r5KeJ)
MMMMMMMmmmm. Raquel Welch in a tight scuba suit!
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 05:03 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: JoeF.
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Libs love anyone and anything that pisses off conservatives. Add to that the fact that she constantly gets away with breaking the law like a gangsta and she's golden to them.
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2017 05:04 PM (8b+oT)
The fcker is 80. His confusion at the hearings a few weeks ago probably
led to the scan that discovered this.
AZ has a Republican governor, maybe the asshole will resign?
.
.
.Blood clots in the brain of an 80 year old man are deadly serious. But he won't step down and take it easy because he is made with power. It will wind up being his doom.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 17, 2017 05:04 PM (0pcwX)
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2017 05:05 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2017 05:05 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2017 05:05 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at July 17, 2017 05:02 PM
makes perfect thense to me
Posted by: Mike Tyson at July 17, 2017 05:05 PM (XtZqh)
I think too many people were involved in... whatever the state department was up to there... for it to come out for a century
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 05:00 PM (39g3+)
CIA op.... the Ambassador just got caught in the crossfire....
My Scientifical Wild Ass Guess? we know there were Arms being bought up by CIA and shipped... they were in a warehouse.
They tried to grab the Ambassador to trade for the Arms... failed.....
So attacked the CIA compound... and kept them contained long enough to empty the warehouse...
CIA was not supposed to be there... and were doing illegal arms shipments, thus they could NOT send anyone.... hoping that their in the tank media friends could quash the story.
But when the Ambassador got killed... it was too big to quash...
But Repub Congressmen were in on the Op... they KNEW what was going on, and that it was illegal.... thus.... Benghazi Hearings were Kabuki.
Posted by: Don Quixote, who dreams the impossible dream at July 17, 2017 05:05 PM (NgKpN)
That doesn't mean that 1% don't exist or that there is no such thing, there are real people with real problems and real parents struggling to handle them. That's always been true. I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and I know what its like to suffer from something that makes people's eyes roll and mutter "lazy" under their breath. The only reason anyone believes in a headache is because they've had one, if it was rare, people would just claim people were being whiny and malcontents.
Its just that these labels a damned convenient excuse for poor parenting, lack of discipline, and a refusal to accept a range of normal human behavior.
That last one is particularly disturbing, because more and more modern psychiatry and medicine seems to be moving toward the idea that there's only one kind of personality and human body which is acceptable and we must use medicine, science, surgery, and government programs to "fix" everyone else that doesn't fit the plan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 05:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2017 05:06 PM (QDnY+)
he won't step down and take it easy because he is made with power. It
will wind up being his doom.
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.mad not made...stupid auto correct.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 17, 2017 05:06 PM (0pcwX)
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2017 04:10 PM (DQ4Fv)
HOF zombie. Those cocksuckers are falling just as bloodlessly as the Berlin Wall and all their increasingly frenzied tantrums are like a spoiled child knowing the adults are laughing at them. Fuck them; sucks to be where they are. And don't take any bows, GOPe. You're next.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 17, 2017 05:06 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2017 04:57 PM (jHrzU)
The video, a little more than halfway thru, even has the stupid thief who breaks open his stolen bag of sugar before throwing it on the back of his moped and driving off, so that Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson can follow the trail back to their hideout.....
Posted by: NC Ref at July 17, 2017 05:06 PM (SpeiC)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 17, 2017 05:06 PM (vX0NT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2017 05:07 PM (89T5c)
--
Seth Rich might have some ideas too.
/Arkancide...
Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2017 05:07 PM (aT+Bx)
MMMMMMMmmmm. Raquel Welch in a tight scuba suit!
Posted by: Ignoramus
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Raquel Welch is in my tallywhacker?! *strokes out*
Posted by: John McCain at July 17, 2017 05:07 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 05:08 PM (oVJmc)
That's just it, the CIA wasn't involved as far as I can tell. I think State was trying to run its own ops, like they were an intelligence department. I think they were moving beyond foreign policy and becoming involved in foreign operations. Hundreds of billions of dollars in their budget disappeared, and nobody knows where it is. When that happens with the military or intel, that means "black op, can't talk about it." But State isn't supposed to be running that kind of thing.
Hillary had her own little nation she was running there and things went predictably wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 05:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 05:00 PM (TwwWO)
I'm halfway through a couple thousand comment 'confessional' thread from people who either have been diagnosed or self-tested and believe themselves to be on the spectrum. It's pretty interesting the huge percentage of them who say they 'can control themselves' but it is 'exhausting'.
I'm trying to deal with a brand-spanking-new family member and *I'm* exhausted. Holy fvck. How could anyone in this persons family not know?
I think new husbands and wives should have disclosure statements with three 'rights of rescission'. Hell, they don't even give them tests for venereal disease anymore. You wanna marry? Sign here. Enjoy your VD.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 05:08 PM (EgwCt)
http://tinyurl.com/ycxutflk
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 04:48 PM (7HtZB)
Wow. A halo and everything. Just like 2008 all over again.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2017 05:08 PM (xjiRE)
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What a coincidence! I've got Raquel Welch in my mind, too!
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 17, 2017 05:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 05:09 PM (IqV8l)
The Holy Shit Headline we didn't see:
Obama and Hillary armed Baby ISIS with Libyan arms.
Legal or not, Hillary would have been over. McCain and Graham too, if involved.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 05:09 PM (+7/1f)
But I don't see that country around me at the moment. Not yet.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2017 05:10 PM (QDnY+)
http://tinyurl.com/ycxutflk
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 04:48 PM (7HtZB)
Wow. A halo and everything. Just like 2008 all over again.
Oooh, is she a "devout Catholic" too?
Posted by: tu3031 at July 17, 2017 05:10 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2017 05:05 PM (Sfs6o)
But how are you with drywall? Leaving the hole open dries out the brain and attracts bugs. After that it's Malpractice City.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2017 05:10 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2017 05:10 PM (haOrO)
A subdural hematoma is a hemorrhage inside the skull but outside the brain. Can be chronic (from slow leakage of blood vessels) or acute (more likely from a head injury). If the hemorrhage or clot is large enough, or changing in size, it can put pressure on the brain, causing symptoms, and can be life threatening. In the absence of ongoing hemorrhage, removing the clot or at least relieving the pressure can result in cure or at least improvement.
A stroke is either a hemorrhage within the tissue of the brain from a ruptured artery, or a blockage of blood flow from a clot in one of the arteries to the brain, resulting in tissue death of that portion of the brain.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 05:10 PM (wPiJc)
Hillary had her own little nation she was running there and things went predictably wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 05:08 PM (39g3+)
I tend towards this theory.
Just add "Lust for Power", "Greed", and "Incompetence" in equal parts....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2017 05:10 PM (8iiMU)
Fine. Send in the submarine, but go in through his anus and don't shrink it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 05:11 PM (oVJmc)
Raquel made me feel funny, but I didn't quite know why
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 05:11 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Rick in SK"
I think he is sharing a cell with the rodeo clown that wore the Obama mask.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2017 05:12 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2017 05:12 PM (HgMAr)
However... I don't see that ever happening.
/there are consequences for bad decisions.
Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2017 05:12 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: washrivergal at July 17, 2017 05:12 PM (2+gSO)
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2017 05:00 PM (Sfs6o)
1%er. I have a rusty electric drill and some bits for cutting a hole in a wooden door. Equally rusty. Should penetrate McCain's thin skull pretty easily though.
The rust is organic I think, so no problem.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 05:13 PM (EgwCt)
Yeah, probably not ever. As bad as CNN's rep is right now, I think most people will still watch a CNN report or read a CNN link and assume its true unless its something they know for certain is not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2017 05:10 PM (Mouru)
Just use Flex Tape to seal the hole.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2017 05:13 PM (r5KeJ)
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WANT.
NOW.
/maybe discounted on ebay? I'm a budget
Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2017 05:13 PM (aT+Bx)
And what is your personal preference, Herr Doktor? Pia Mater or Dura Mater?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2017 05:13 PM (Mouru)
These fuckers are some sick bastard. Spiritually dead.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 05:14 PM (nILVB)
Though, I note without comment that he delivered the info in non-limerick format.
Curious.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2017 05:14 PM (QDnY+)
I don't think trepanning him would help.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 05:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Buzzsaw
lol ... no they all stayed in ... on said "we are legion".
Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2017 05:15 PM (haOrO)
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2017 05:00 PM (Sfs6o)
.........
And I have lots of experience playing Operation.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2017 05:15 PM (HgMAr)
That would work and you can just install a door knob to cover the hole. The fir would be perfect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2017 05:15 PM (Mouru)
Curious.
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REAL MULDOON?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2017 05:16 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 05:16 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2017 05:10 PM (Mouru)
Savage. We're talking a US Senator here. I'm thinking fast setting Bondo/body filler and a light abrasive pad to smooth the bumps.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 05:16 PM (EgwCt)
hopefully something in leather that makes her boobs pop out.
I denounce myself...
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 05:16 PM (FZYNt)
1%er. I have a rusty electric drill and some bits for cutting a hole
in a wooden door. Equally rusty. Should penetrate McCain's thin skull
pretty easily though.
I don't think trepanning him would help.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 05:14 PM (39g3+)
What about the deadpan humor?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2017 05:16 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 05:17 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2017 05:18 PM (HgMAr)
He should go to Tijuana for treatment at a street cart. Cash only, gringo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2017 05:19 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 05:19 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2017 05:19 PM (Mouru)
And stay for the donkey show!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2017 05:20 PM (8iiMU)
There were UN Security Council resolutions embargoing Arms to both Syria, and Libya... ones we voted FOR. That an arms embargo was in place is public knowledge... and in fact we later lobbied the EU nations to try to rescind the embargo so we could openly arm rebels.
The UN Treaty was Ratified by the Senate.
Posted by: Don Quixote, who dreams the impossible dream at July 17, 2017 05:20 PM (NgKpN)
1. McCain needs a Procedure
2. Can't hold Obamacare vote without McCain
3. McCain recovery could take weeks
4. Hello August/September Recess!!
This is pretty convenient in regards to Obamcare. The GOPe will do ANYTHING to make sure they don't have to address that elephant.
Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2017 05:21 PM (aT+Bx)
In both senses. First, the media would never imagine mounting a s**t-storm frenzy of the sort that is used to damage or destroy policies or people (this is the essence of their control, which remains mostly intact and barely even challenged, even by the new administration - deciding what's news, what's big news, and what's OMG hysterical lynch-mob crazy news).
Second, most Dem voters are either brain-dead NPR tribal types, or self-dealing (voting their own wallets, which are filled by tax dollars or from various coerced scams like "green" industries), or brain-dead low-info tribal and racist types. This is not a segment that bases its voting on anything to do with actual news, or intelligent policies.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2017 05:21 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2017 04:46
Bingo! I even heard it referred to on FN as "eye surgery". They cut into my cranium I'm sure not considering it "eye surgery".
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2017 05:22 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 05:22 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2017 05:00 PM (Sfs6o)
I'm on it!
Posted by: Zombie Lizzy Borden at July 17, 2017 05:23 PM (SRKgf)
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I see what you're saying: Shep for brains.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2017 05:23 PM (2mC6G)
I disagree, strongly. Hillary would have lost the squishy middle, and the Left would be knocked back on their heels by a Trump using his Mad Media Skillz.
The most significant part of Fake News is what doesn't get covered, except with a pillow.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 05:24 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: An Observation at July 17, 2017 05:26 PM (U4E66)
As one of the our local radio hosts said, McCain's procedure was to surgically removed Lindsey Grahamnesty's nose from McCain's ass.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 17, 2017 05:27 PM (8O3HH)
Hillary had her own little nation she was running there and things went predictably wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 17, 2017 05:08 PM (39g3+)
Nothing new, State Ops have been running at least since the 90's, probably 80's too. They have their own DSS group that includes some serious pipe hitters with a big budget and lots of government coverage. Like if you try to run the plates on a DSS car, they will find out who asked and where they are.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2017 05:27 PM (3OIiX)
It's more than a rumor that some of the $6 billion that went missing form State under Hillary's watch was used to fund these arm purchases.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 05:27 PM (+7/1f)
There you go.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2017 05:28 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at July 17, 2017 05:28 PM (rznWS)
In any case, I don't think it's "illegal" to support a resolution and then violate its spirit or letter with policy. Might not be advisable - but then again it might be.
Not a sense of "legal/illegal" that has any practical or moral traction, it would seem.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2017 05:28 PM (QDnY+)
........
maybe we'll see drooling John on an upcoming episode of Botched.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2017 05:29 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2017 05:30 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 05:30 PM (ul9CR)
My relatives are smart, but they're LIV compared to the crowd here. So when I raise things like Benghazi I look like a nut, because it's never in MSM not even Fox (it is in British papers, go figure). So more often than not I don't bring this stuff up. When I do, they roll their eyes.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 05:30 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 05:31 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 05:31 PM (+7/1f)
Why would you need to drill a hole in McCain's head? Just go in through the download port the libs installed decades ago.
Show him a queen of diamonds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 05:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2017 05:33 PM (QQ+il)
Why would you need to drill a hole in McCain's head? Just go in through the download port the libs installed decades ago.
Show him a queen of diamonds.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 05:32 PM (IqV8l)
Ooooh. Well played.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2017 05:33 PM (17QyB)
Second, your assessment of the squishy middle is a lot higher than mine. And if we're talking about the actual 2016 race, then there really is no reason to think so. Hillary's massive, historic, outlandish criminality at State did not end her, or make her non-viable as a candidate. Exactly for the two reasons I summarized: the press (in proportion to the story's importance) basically spiked it, and few Dem voters appeared to care.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2017 05:33 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 05:34 PM (+7/1f)
Ailes probably thought he was untouchable and FOXNews could provide news and entertainment. Alas, the Sons Murdoch squashed both those thoughts, and they don't envision Real News overshadowing the Fake News component of their current channel.
But, yeah, a Pop News channel (FOXNews), a daily business channel (FBN), and a Real News channel (as yet unrealized) would ensconce FOX as THE news network. Won't happen, though. FCC won't be opening up more channels for the Murdoch empire, and the sons are too liberal to let conservatism have its own real, unique channel.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 17, 2017 05:34 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2017 05:35 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 17, 2017 05:36 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2017 05:37 PM (eLttb)
The block impeded her from operating as a "public intellectual". Anyone who refers to themselves as that is a pompous, clueless douchebag.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2017 05:40 PM (yJ1e6)
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