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Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Fortune Teller
Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2017 09:20 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 17, 2017 09:21 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 17, 2017 09:21 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2017 09:21 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2017 09:21 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2017 09:22 AM (ifORZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:22 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 09:22 AM (9Qwpy)
Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2017 09:23 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:23 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:23 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:23 AM (UmSfZ)
Does anyone have his contact information, perhaps ?
War Eagle !!!
Posted by: Jeff S from Alabama at July 17, 2017 09:23 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:24 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 09:24 AM (sf2BM)
It's interesting to look at how an artist's style evolved over time. Especially here, with an artist who died relatively young.
Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2017 09:24 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at July 17, 2017 09:25 AM (ylUqT)
"Amazing! How do you do it?"
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:25 AM (0mRoj)
Now, take this hand, raise it over your your and yell "Oh! Hi sailors!" several times.
Then fortune and fame shall be yours!"
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2017 09:26 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2017 09:26 AM (ifORZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:26 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at July 17, 2017 09:27 AM (0O7c5)
Try again:
"Okay, so you have placed the gay hat on your head and your left hand on your hip.
Now, take this hand, raise it over your head and yell "Oh! Hi sailors!" several times.
Then fortune and fame shall be yours!"
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2017 09:27 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at July 17, 2017 09:27 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:27 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2017 09:27 AM (ifORZ)
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:27 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2017 09:28 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:28 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:28 AM (G0G8s)
Good choice of paintings, CBD.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 17, 2017 09:29 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Tim iI ? at July 17, 2017 09:30 AM (sf2BM)
No water in the office, therefore, there is no coffee.
I just can't work under these conditions.
The man is holding me down.
Help, I'm being aggressed.
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:31 AM (UmSfZ)
I mean, I understand painting the same landscape in different light, say. But to paint something a second time just to get a little different expression or pose is kind of amazing to me.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2017 09:32 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 09:33 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2017 09:33 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:31 AM (UmSfZ)
I really would like to help. However, for reasons of propiety, I must regretfully recuse myself.
Posted by: Jeff S from Alabama at July 17, 2017 09:33 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2017 09:33 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 17, 2017 09:34 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Gumby at July 17, 2017 09:34 AM (po8iC)
No water in the office, therefore, there is no coffee.
I just can't work under these conditions.
Horrible. Take it to the system.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2017 09:34 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Javems at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2017 09:33 AM (mcI77)
Lotion?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:31 AM (UmSfZ)
Power to the people!
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 17, 2017 09:36 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2017 09:36 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)
How droll.
Mink stole.
(This is the "free rhyme" thread, right?)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj)
I mean, I understand painting the same landscape in different light, say. But to paint something a second time just to get a little different expression or pose is kind of amazing to me.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2017 09:32 AM (sBOL1)
Sometimes, a customer will like a painting and want a copy. They will then dictate a change or two. Sometimes the artist doesn't like the first work and will try again. Sometimes, after the first one is done, they will have a better idea and try again. Sometimes they like the theme and revisit it several times. And sometimes, it can be a combination of the above, or something else entirely.
Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Giuseppe Scalisi at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)
How droll.
Mink stole.
(This is the "free rhyme" thread, right?)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (rJUlF)
There's a toll.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 09:38 AM (4AVeu)
I See a Flat Wallet - a limerick
A shyster fortune teller named Knute
Bilked some money from a gullible galoot
The awkward situation
Ended up in litigation
They labeled it the "Seer-Sucker Suit"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 09:38 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 09:24 AM (sf2BM)
Something about it reminds me of computer gaming characters. Not sure if it's the colors or the...."roundness" for lack of a better word.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 09:38 AM (rp9xB)
Photoshop was in it's infancy in the 16th century.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:38 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (xAvrH)
Hillary would be sky high in ratings, probably the highest rating ever for a president....(except Obama)....now back to the breaking news about Russia...CNN.
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (DbiIl)
New troll.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)
-------------------------------
Seems very concerned.
Posted by: Javems at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (yOqwj)
No water in the office, therefore, there is no coffee.
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:31 AM (UmSfZ)
Jeebus. These are rioting conditions.
Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)
How droll.
Mink stole.
(This is the "free rhyme" thread, right?)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (rJUlF)
There's a toll.
Posted by: Insomniac
It's how we roll.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (edQlC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:40 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 17, 2017 09:40 AM (FwRqg)
Posted by: Rammajamma at July 17, 2017 09:40 AM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 09:38 AM (rp9xB)
If they would pucker up, both could do a passable QBert imitation but I don't think he ever wore a hat.
Posted by: Tim iI Not critisizing the Art at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (sf2BM)
I enjoy the mild sarcasm of the title. Oh yeah, she's telling his fortune. Right! And he is interested in her words.
Thanks for providing the alternate version which shows even younger models and slight differences in colors. The difference between the two versions makes me curious as to why Caravaggio chose one over the other.
Both versions are so effective and show a sense of playfulness that's a far cry from the artist's 'heavier' religious themes.
Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 09:24 AM (sf2BM)
I think a Vivid painting would have used Chasey Lain for the model.
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj)
How much per stole?
A quarter roll?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (rJUlF)
I recall Bill Clinton commissioning a poll to see how people would react to his affair with Monica. Leadership!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:42 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 09:42 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)
How droll.
Mink stole.
(This is the "free rhyme" thread, right?)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (rJUlF)
There's a toll.
Posted by: Insomniac
It's how we roll.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (G0G8s)
It's a poll troll.
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 09:42 AM (7HtZB)
[reads palm]
I'm sorry to tell you this (with a consoling smile) but your life line seems to end tomorrow...
Posted by: Girl in the painting at July 17, 2017 09:42 AM (sQ1li)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj)
How much per stole?
A quarter roll?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
Just a half, not a whole.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:42 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (NOIQH)
The Clintons actually did conduct a poll to see if they should get a dog.
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (7HtZB)
He thought the Book Thread was a good place for his troll droppings yesterday.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (sQ1li)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Left hand reaches the dagger.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (G0G8s)
Jim Croce.
If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts would tell -
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:42 AM (G0G8s)
I will not bankroll your troll toll.
No matter how much you coerce or cajole.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:44 AM (rJUlF)
Was that right before Chubble was born?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2017 09:44 AM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Lizzy
--------------
And, bringing in Jesse Jackson as his 'spiritual adviser'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 09:45 AM (OdK9v)
What a tale my thoughts would tell -
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)
Gordon Lightfoot?
Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:45 AM (uaHyk)
What a tale my thoughts would tell -
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)
Gordon Lightfoot?
Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:45 AM (uaHyk)
___
Nickleback?
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:46 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Tim iI Not critisizing the Art at July 17, 2017 09:46 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2017 09:44 AM (r5KeJ)
Chubble! Never fails to crack me up.
Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (uaHyk)
Water has been turned off on our block at work.
No water in the office, therefore, there is no coffee.
I just can't work under these conditions.
The man is holding me down.
Help, I'm being aggressed.
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:31 AM (UmSfZ)
*****
The meter's okay, but the rhyme scheme sucks.
Hmm. Let's see:
A workplace with the water system down
Means no coffee for the crew. That makes me frown.
I can't work in these conditions
It's a form of vile perdition.
Behold the way Da Man has held me down!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Tim iI Not critisizing the Art
Chasey was hot AF back in the day
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (FZYNt)
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Poor Buddy. In the end, he threw himself under a bus, rather than be further associated with the Clintons.
Of course, another possibility is that he knew too much.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (OdK9v)
I love rhyming games. I remember gathering with the late Paul Bryant after our Pop Warner practices and trying to rhyme. Paul would always say "knock that faggoty shit off Jeff" and then we'd go down to the corner drug store for a soda.
What in the world is a "assistant deputy" anyway ? All these boxes connected by lines give me a head-ache.
*eyes bottom-left desk drawer*
Posted by: Jeff S from Alabama at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:45 AM (uaHyk)
___
Nickleback?
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:46 AM (UmSfZ)
Mr. Lightfoot.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (rJUlF)
Went to the fortune teller
To have my fortune read
I didn't what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (IqV8l)
Jim Croce.
If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts would tell -
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
As I bop you on the head,
And put your body down the wishing well -
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (G0G8s)
Pollsters told us Trump had no path to victory. Pollsters also told us the Dems would take the Senate.
And we still listen to pollsters because...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 09:48 AM (ul9CR)
Sir Troll your concern is:
[ ] Not noted.
[x] Noted.
Posted by: An Observation at July 17, 2017 09:48 AM (U4E66)
91 If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts would tell -
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)
Gordon Lightfoot?
Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:45 AM (uaHyk)
___
Nickleback?
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:46 AM (UmSfZ)
Anne Murray?
Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:48 AM (uaHyk)
What a tale my thoughts would tell -
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
------------
Her name was Ann,
And I'll be damned
If I recall her face...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 09:48 AM (OdK9v)
what a tale my thoughts could tell
just like a paper back novel
like the dime stores sell
When you get to the part
where the heart ache starts
Posted by: Tim iI Thumbs up for GL at July 17, 2017 09:49 AM (sf2BM)
Lol. The more I think of it, I think they look like computer-generated animations (like certain anime, of the type it's safe to let kids watch not the type what's-his-face had on computer tabs, or western shows like Reboot and Code Lyoko that look to anime for style) more than game sprites.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 09:49 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 09:50 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 09:50 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:51 AM (UmSfZ)
Anne Murray?
Posted by: Gem
Alanis Morissette, Shania Twain, Rita McNeil.
one of these are not like the other
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:51 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 09:51 AM (ul9CR)
Bill: Well, Hil, that's it, time to pack up and move out. What should we do with Socks?
Hil: Hell, I don't care. I never cared about that damned cat in the first place. I mean, it was just a prop, right?
Bill: Yeah. Let's just give it away.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 09:53 AM (OdK9v)
*******
ISWYATDT
(I see what you're about to do there)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 09:53 AM (wPiJc)
Bill: Well, Hil, that's it, time to pack up and move out. What should we do with Socks?
Hil: Hell, I don't care. I never cared about that damned cat in the first place. I mean, it was just a prop, right?
Bill: Yeah. Let's just give it away.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
To be clear, they both had pussy on the brain
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:53 AM (FZYNt)
I'll take your word for it. Except for Civ V or any of the C&C series, I don't game much.
Posted by: Tim iI "Incoming nuke detected..." at July 17, 2017 09:53 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:54 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:54 AM (FZYNt)
What a tale my thoughts would tell -
Hillary wasn't President then, either.
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2017 09:54 AM (jw2Xw)
I needed one more fare to make my night
A lady up ahead waved to flag me down
She got in at the light
then we got rear ended.
(too soon?)
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (UmSfZ)
What a tale my thoughts would tell
Just like a PornHub movie...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: IC at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Insomniac
Isn't she mort?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:54 AM (FZYNt)
Why should it matter? Messages from beyond the grave, man!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (J+eG2)
what a tale my thoughts could tell
just like a paper back novel
like the dime stores sell
When you get to the part
where the heart ache starts
That song always makes me sad. But, then again, just about everything makes me sad these days.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: H Badger at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Insomniac
Isn't she mort?
Yep. Miss Cleo didn't see THAT coming.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (ul9CR)
MSM is the opposition party, and while it has driven up Trump's negatives in the short run, there's no sign that this will help the Ds in 2018.
MSM is frustrated that the Deplorables won't hear that Trump is a Traitor and a Poopy Head. Because they're Deplorable. And Poopy Heads
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: H Badger
not many pron stars age well
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (KP5rU)
Fvck.
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (jw2Xw)
But in Latin, fvck begins with an "I"
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:57 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:57 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Hillery, still never going to be President at July 17, 2017 09:57 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (jjaLl)
She's German?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 09:59 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (edQlC)
Maybe
Alan Parsons Project, "Eye in the Sky"
I can read your mind
Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 09:59 AM (VgThI)
What a tale my thoughts would tell -
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)
Gordon Lightfoot.
Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2017 09:59 AM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2017 09:59 AM (jxbfJ)
But two things to remember--he's getting hit every single day, a never-ending stream of "bad news" that shows no sign of slowing and --just as before the election--some are afraid to admit to the pollsters that they like or support Trump. So 43% IS a miracle.
Also John Podhoretz is a total asshole.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (0mRoj)
Ja! And quite the little scat minx to boot!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (DbiIl)
Guy: Construction
Girl: Your hand is not rough or calloused
Guy: I'm a union delegate
Posted by: Strobe at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Time to rethink 'I, Claudius'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (sQ1li)
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (J+eG2)
*******
Wow! It was like you never even left.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:01 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:01 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: josephistan
that would be unethical
Posted by: CNN at July 17, 2017 10:01 AM (FZYNt)
The dynamic between the two characters is different in the two paintings. This one has him leaning in, and she's pulling back, almost like she's afraid or repulsed. The other it more neutral, with him seeming to be more indifferent to her charms, and she's not pushing them either, more businesslike.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2017 10:01 AM (veoSD)
When I've drank enough, I ask the owls, "Why am I not ahead by 50 points, you might ask?"
The owls, they only answer "hoooo."
And yet, I persist.
Posted by: Hillery, still never going to be President at July 17, 2017 10:02 AM (ul9CR)
Gypsy: Hmm, do you happen to know someone named 'Juliet'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 10:02 AM (sQ1li)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO)
Got to find a reason to go though. I had a month old Kitten pass away last night. He was the runt of the litter so of course I fell in love with the little guy hard.
It hurts a lot. That's kind of the reason I'm so chatty. Working through the sadness.
It's okay to be a bit melancholy. It makes us human.
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:02 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Insomniac
________________________________
And in Latin America, "fvck" begins with "Aye, aye, aye!"
Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at July 17, 2017 10:02 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 10:03 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 10:03 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: woman in the painting at July 17, 2017 10:03 AM (N6OCH)
I put this poll in the fiction section along with most of their other blatherings.
Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2017 10:03 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 10:03 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac
She daid. And she never saw it coming.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 10:03 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Strobe at July 17, 2017 10:04 AM (gbWkA)
"My prostate is a long way from my palm."
"Ewww, gross!"
"You started it!"
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2017 10:04 AM (jjaLl)
I suggest that all Morons support the national term limits movement
Hasn't SCOTUS already ruled this out?
Isn't it anti-republican?
Won't it just give them less time to steal making them sloppier?
Turnover is good but I'd think we can get better mechanisms.
How
about you have to beat your opponent and your prior vote count in every
election? If you're not getting better for your constituents GTFO.
Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2017 10:05 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 10:05 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Chef Boyardee's Special Pork Fagots at July 17, 2017 10:05 AM (ZAhsx)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at July 17, 2017 10:06 AM (VpBSr)
Posted by: Strobe at July 17, 2017 10:04 AM (gbWkA)
A "call girl" in 1594? How did he call her, with semaphore flags?
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2017 10:06 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Who had a bimbo eruption of his own, a few years later. His credibility was blown, so to speak. He can barely shake down a taco stand these days.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2017 10:07 AM (6jaju)
First you give her your credit card information, then she elicits information for your resetting your passwords, like favorite pet, name of your high school prom date, make and model of your first car, mother's maiden name. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:07 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (edQlC)
Maybe
Alan Parsons Project, "Eye in the Sky"
I can read your mind
Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 09:59 AM (VgThI)
Also Bellamy Bros ... Do You Love As Good As You Look.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 10:08 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 10:08 AM (DbiIl)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 10:09 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Gypsy Fortune Teller at July 17, 2017 10:09 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2017 10:09 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Strobe at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 10:08 AM (GoNER)
heh; good one
If you could read my mind, you might blush blood-red
But then again you might come over here instead
Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (VgThI)
Seems like polls have become a way to gauge how well their propaganda has taken. Such as, 30 days of top stories about Trump being a miserable failure, followed by a a poll saying N% people believe Trump is a miserable failure!
Then days of stories on Trump's poll numbers implying you need to get on board with this 'Trump is s a miserable failure' idea because look at all the people who already believe this - it must be true!!
Rinse, repeat.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (NOIQH)
It hurts a lot. That's kind of the reason I'm so chatty. Working through the sadness.
It's okay to be a bit melancholy. It makes us human.
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:02 AM (sf2BM)
I'm so sorry, Tim. Poor little thing.
**shrugs**
As Sherlock Holmes said in A Study in Scarlet, I'm just "in the dumps." Sometimes it takes longer for me to crawl out of the hole than others. Mondays, of course, are probably the worst days next to Sundays.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2017 10:06 AM (xjiRE)>>>
Pigeons?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2017 10:11 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 10:12 AM (KP5rU)
According to the BBC,
they are called "husband storage" and take the form of a glass cubicle
or pod. Inside you'll find a comfortable chair and access to a range of
video games from the 90's.
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 10:12 AM (DbiIl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2017 10:12 AM (V2Yro)
_____________________________________
They're trying to soften up the voters for impeachment, but they will never be able to impeach him when he created 200,000 new American jobs in June, stock market is blistering hot, and we have a real President fighting for American interests in foreign relations.
Fvck the polls.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: IC at July 17, 2017 10:14 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2017 10:14 AM (V2Yro)
I'm just "in the dumps." Sometimes it takes longer for me to crawl out
of the hole than others. Mondays, of course, are probably the worst
days next to Sundays.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (X6fMO)
Looks like someone is having a case of the Mondays.
Posted by: Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter with Flair at July 17, 2017 10:14 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 10:14 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:14 AM (TwwWO)
Another weird Chinese thing....storage pods where wives can stick their husband while they are shopping.....
According to the BBC,
they are called "husband storage" and take the form of a glass cubicle
or pod.
♫If I could save husband in a bottle...♫
Posted by: Chinese wife at July 17, 2017 10:15 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Promiscuous Fortune Teller at July 17, 2017 10:15 AM (4AVeu)
Why can't the husbands stay home, or do something else while wifey is shopping?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2017 10:16 AM (NOIQH)
"That song always makes me sad. But, then again, just about everything makes me sad these days."
Well, it was the story of how Gordon Lightfoot's marriage with his first True Love broke apart, never to be repaired. So it should make anyone who hears it sad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2017 10:17 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (edQlC)
Jimmy Eat World - "Higher Devotion"
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2017 10:17 AM (9TK8E)
Republicans 23%
_____________________________________
The real message in the poll numbers is that Americans want government out of their lives.
That nugget of truth will never be uttered by any of the MFM.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:18 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (4AVeu)
Two different radio spots this morning, one national - one local, on why "political things such as investigations" might take down investment values but it's nothing to worry about.
No - I don't think it's coordinated. It doesn't have to be.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 10:18 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Chef Boyardee's Special Pork Fagots at July 17, 2017 10:18 AM (ZAhsx)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2017 10:09 AM (JO9+V)
I really don't get the point of poll trolling. Are we supposed to be devastated and demoralized? Will this make us question our allegiances and beliefs? Drive us to the point of despair?
I guess we might as well pack it in. In the words of noted Chamber of Commerce leader Bill Wynn, it looks like it's going to be an early night.
Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM (IqV8l)
they are called "husband storage" and take the form of a glass cubicle
or pod. Inside you'll find a comfortable chair and access to a range of
video games from the 90's.
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 10:12 AM (DbiIl)
This is so stupid. Any husband who would willingly enter one of these things at the behest of his wife is a tiny-dicked pussy-whipped infant.
What's a matter with smoking a cigarette while waiting outside?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 10:20 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (4AVeu)
Yep.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 10:20 AM (ul9CR)
It's like they're not even trying anymore. Then again, I think I've been saying that for a couple of years now. Still, people, at least some, have gotten wise to the weighing and have called them out for it repeatedly. You'd think they would try a little to look honest.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 10:20 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (4AVeu)
193 The Wapo Poll had Democrats 35%
Republicans 23%
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (J+eG2)
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Those arent "polls".
Those are misinformation oeprations designed not to determine what you're thinking, but designed to influence how you're thinking.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2017 10:20 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 10:20 AM (ul9CR)
_____________________________________
Very soulful ballad, like Clapton's "Tears in Heaven."
"I don't know where we went wrong
But the feelings gone
And I just can't get it back."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:20 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM (IqV8l)
"Brown Cloud" by the Crepatations
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2017 10:21 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM (Fw5cQ)
It works on some of the the emotionally weaker folks I know.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 10:21 AM (GoNER)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:21 AM (9Qwpy)
Republicans 23%
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (J+eG2)
Looks like its going to be a short night.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2017 10:21 AM (KUaJL)
Republicans 23%
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (J+eG2)
Is that the sample size for the Trump poll or the popular numbers for each party?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 10:21 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Frantic at July 17, 2017 10:22 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:22 AM (TwwWO)
This is the basis of my standup routine. OK, it's not a routine because I don't do standup and I only have the one joke. But this is it.
Ah...no. It doesn't work in typing.
It's about people getting freaked out about other people not washing their hands in the bathroom. And dick germs. And then that girls will put a dick in their mouth and not die of dick germs.
It will be funny when I've polished it. Then I only need a couple of more jokes and, voila!, standup stardom!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2017 10:22 AM (gIRsn)
I really don't get the point of poll trolling. Are we supposed to be devastated and demoralized? Will this make us question our allegiances and beliefs? Drive us to the point of despair?
Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM
Gasbagging
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 10:22 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Frantic Chinese wife at Shao-Peng Center at July 17, 2017 10:23 AM (wPiJc)
they are called "husband storage" and take the form of a glass cubicle
or pod. Inside you'll find a comfortable chair and access to a range of
video games from the 90's.
Pff. That's my basement.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 10:23 AM (oVJmc)
____________________________________
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" by Stink.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:23 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM (IqV8l)
Morons, "Hold My Beer"
Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:24 AM (VgThI)
And the hubby goes with for his own reasons - make sure Pow Lo ain't making time with his missus.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:24 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:24 AM (9Qwpy)
Posted by: Jared at July 17, 2017 10:24 AM (YDNAd)
~ Lenin, Marxist revolutionary (1870-1924)
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 10:24 AM (DbiIl)
_______________________________
In the future, I would advise against using the work "dick" and "polished" in the same post.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:25 AM (4AVeu)
The lyrics are devastating.
But stories always end
And if you read between the lines
You'll know that I'm just tryin' to understand
The feelings that you lack
I never thought I could feel this way
And I've got to say that I just don't get it
I don't know where we went wrong
But the feeling's gone and I just can't get it back
Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:25 AM (VgThI)
******
I Can Feel It Coming In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins
Posted by: Frantic Chinese wife at Shao-Peng Center at July 17, 2017 10:26 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:26 AM (9Qwpy)
Yes, but..... Where do dicks get dick germs??? Not from other dicks.... well rarely.
Arent dick germs REALLY girl germs??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2017 10:27 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2017 10:27 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:27 AM (wPiJc)
Maybe the fact you had to cut him into small pieces to fit should have been a clue you were in the wrong place.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 10:28 AM (Hk/NM)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:28 AM (9Qwpy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2017 10:17 AM (V2Yro)
After what he did to the Edmund Fitzgerald? To hell with him. He's not making me sad.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 10:28 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:29 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:29 AM (TwwWO)
244 Blowin' in the Wind - Peter Paul & Mary
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)
jinx
Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:29 AM (VgThI)
Posted by: Reggie Love at July 17, 2017 10:30 AM (4AVeu)
What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?
After what he did to the Edmund Fitzgerald?
------
"The Rectum of the Edmund Fitzgerald."
Yes, Dr Venkman, you CAN cross the streams.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2017 10:30 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2017 10:30 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:31 AM (9Qwpy)
Just like any other poll, I don't believe it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:31 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2017 10:30 AM (zLDYs)
Have fun with that line, Texans. As your state gets filled with Mexicans, the size of EVERYTHING is going to shrink....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 10:32 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 10:32 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (X6fMO)
If you're in the dumps, look around. Every once in awhile, you'll find something valuable. Like 900 pounds worth of canned goods that just came from a Krogers dumpster.
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:33 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:33 AM (VgThI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:33 AM (TwwWO)
AC/DC - I Put the Finger On You?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
Everyone sing the chorus!
"That's not my prostrate!"
"That's not my finger!"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 10:33 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 10:28 AM (EgwCt)
Lightfoot always sounds worried and sad.
Even on "Carefree Highway."
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 10:34 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:34 AM (VgThI)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:34 AM (9Qwpy)
========
Such ripe, fertile creatures.
Posted by: Jeb!! at July 17, 2017 10:34 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: JoeF.
We'll go from 9mm to .38 Super.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 10:35 AM (G0G8s)
*******
I think "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" may have been a allegory for the failure of Lightfoot's marriage and his wife's infidelity. The church bell rang 29 times; for each man who went down.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:35 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 10:35 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:35 AM (9Qwpy)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:36 AM (9Qwpy)
Don't listen to Beck but he had a wingman in Pat Gray that sang Led Zeppelin songs to the tune of the Edmund Fitzgerald in Gordon Lightfoot voice. He made Stairway to Heaven funny as hell. Okay heck.
Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2017 10:36 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2017 10:37 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:37 AM (VgThI)
Now, take this hand, raise it over your your and yell "Oh! Hi sailors!" several times.
Then fortune and fame shall be yours!"
*
*
"Yaga-zoo-zee, yaga-zoo-zee, yaga-zoo-zee zem!"
Posted by: Uncle Arthur at July 17, 2017 10:38 AM (zpYxD)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 10:38 AM (7uYFy)
Don't they generally end up spherical? Starting at under five feet probably puts them at a big disadvantage for that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 10:39 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: REO Speedwagon at July 17, 2017 10:39 AM (j/Mlu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:40 AM (TwwWO)
******
The Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: The Divinyls at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (gIRsn)
What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?
__________________________
Cum on feel the noise...
Posted by: Quiet Riot at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (j/Mlu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2017 10:22 AM (gIRsn)
You mean it will be funny when she polishes it, don't ya?
Ba-doom, hiss!
Posted by: Sharp-witted guy with a snare drum. at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (jjaLl)
******
The Association- "Everyone Knows It's Windy"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 17, 2017 10:42 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:42 AM (TwwWO)
__________________________
Cum on feel the noise...
---
Girls, jack the boys!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 10:43 AM (G0G8s)
The Doors, "Touch Me"
*****
Come On Baby Light My Fire
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:43 AM (wPiJc)
"Another weird Chinese thing....storage pods where wives can stick their husband while they are shopping....."
They're ripping off "Tim, the Toolman, Taylor" when he built his "Man bathroom."
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 17, 2017 10:43 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:43 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 10:44 AM (7HtZB)
According to the BBC,
they are called "husband storage" and take the form of a glass cubicle
or pod. Inside you'll find a comfortable chair and access to a range of
video games from the 90's.
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 10:12 AM (DbiIl)
With the male/female ratio in China, men are going to take it.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 17, 2017 10:44 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:44 AM (9Qwpy)
Love Gun by KISS
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2017 10:45 AM (rmVvL)
Yes that would be me. Beg pardon. I'm not paying attention like I should. I was listening to GL on youtube.
He's got the melancholy down pat.
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:45 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:45 AM (TwwWO)
*****
We have that here. It's called Cabela's.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (wPiJc)
The Summer Wind, by Stank Sinatra
*
*
"Summer Wine" by Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood:
"Strawberries, cherries, and a pull of your finger;
"My summer wine is truly made to be a ringer. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (zpYxD)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (9Qwpy)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (e8kgV)
Thank you. You still holding on there? Won't blame if you head for Redder pastures though.
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:47 AM (TwwWO)
Elton John - Candle in the Wind?
*
*
Baja Marimba Band: "Slow Hot Wind"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2017 10:47 AM (zpYxD)
Don't listen to Beck but he had a wingman in Pat Gray that sang Led Zeppelin songs to the tune of the Edmund Fitzgerald in Gordon Lightfoot voice. He made Stairway to Heaven funny as hell. Okay heck.
Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2017 10:36 AM (XTiHL)
Heh. And in the same spirit, I just found this online:
Gordon Lightfoot Sings Every Song Ever Written
Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:47 AM (VgThI)
At least get some current effin' games.
geesh.
Hell, make some have complimentary (inexpensive) cigars or something...THEN you might have something.
Posted by: GMan at July 17, 2017 10:47 AM (sxq57)
*****
It's either
The Orange Blossom Special
...or...
The Wabash Cannonball.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:48 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: The Divinyls at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (gIRsn)
Ah, the good old days. When Al and Tipper Gore wanted warning labels on albums. Before the planet caught a fever.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 10:48 AM (EgwCt)
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Translated: The charges are absolutely true and I have no excuses or defense other than I'm a greedy whore bitch from hell.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:48 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 17, 2017 10:48 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:48 AM (TwwWO)
They had a body language expert on this morning, still feverishly analyzing PDT's strong grip on Macron's hand.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 10:48 AM (PY9jH)
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The lead singer died a couple years ago.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:49 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:49 AM (sf2BM)
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The lead singer died a couple years ago.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:49 AM (vg8iE)
Wow. I guess you really can do *it* too much. I thought blindness and hair on the palms was bad enough.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 10:50 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:51 AM (TwwWO)
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Macron's wife strikes me as the type that could drink anyone under the table.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:51 AM (vg8iE)
NEW YORK (AP) — Joe Biden’s memoir is coming out Nov. 14 and will be called “Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship, and Purpose.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 10:51 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: bicentennialguy
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 10:52 AM (FZYNt)
My son has already requested vacation time from work for his 18th birthday. So he can go to Cabela's and add to his knife collection now that he'll be legal for that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 10:52 AM (rp9xB)
He was over for dinner last night, and I insisted he watch the "music" video of Leonard Nimoy singing "The Legend of Bilbo Baggins" that was linked on the Scarborough thread the other night.
He was beyond gob-smacked and kept saying, "What the hell am I watching? What is this?!?"
Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 10:52 AM (PY9jH)
Does Zeppelin mashups in Reggae Style with an Elvis Impersonator doing vocals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAM1MKi7bNU
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2017 10:52 AM (V2Yro)
Translated: The charges are absolutely true and I have no excuses or defense other than I'm a greedy whore bitch from hell.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
______________________________
This is about me, isn't it?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2017 10:53 AM (j/Mlu)
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Barely. The constant financial pressures have worn me down, though. I'm getting shakey on my sense of humor. We wanted to get two more years so youngest can finish in Peoria and we can get my place in some kind of shape to sell (after 37 years, it is kinda battered).
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2017 10:54 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 10:54 AM (PY9jH)
Macron's wife strikes me as the type that could drink anyone under the table.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
____________________________
Pfffffftttt,, bring it...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2017 10:55 AM (j/Mlu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:56 AM (TwwWO)
Going to be difficult with Nimoy being dead and all.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 10:57 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:57 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2017 10:54 AM (MIKMs)
Is he going to Bradley? Tell em to stay away from the girls at the bars down on Farmington Road.
TTttrouble they be.
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:57 AM (sf2BM)
I really can't imagine a city like NYC/CHI/SF ever getting straitened out.
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 10:58 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:00 AM (TwwWO)
There ought to be a special place right up Satan's feculent, steamy rectum for paste-eating, crayon-shitting scumbag politicians who whore out their dead kids for feelz.
Think I'll go get a cup of tea and pray for this day to be over.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 11:00 AM (X6fMO)
NEW YORK (AP) - Joe Biden's memoir is coming out Nov. 14 and will be
called "Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship, and Purpose."
There ought to be a special place right up Satan's feculent, steamy
rectum for paste-eating, crayon-shitting scumbag politicians who whore
out their dead kids for feelz.
Think I'll go get a cup of tea and pray for this day to be over.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 11:00 AM (X6fMO)----------
Do you perchance have a newsletter I could subscribe to?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 11:01 AM (PY9jH)
Why doesn't he play a game of solitaire to help pass the time?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:02 AM (TwwWO)
Think I'll go get a cup of tea and pray for this day to be over.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
______________________________
Forget the tea,, gin and a sweat lodge in the woods is where it's at. Lizzy Warren built one for me...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2017 11:03 AM (j/Mlu)
Speaking of trash fires...
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 11:03 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2017 11:03 AM (QQ+il)
rectum for paste-eating, crayon-shitting scumbag politicians who whore
out their dead kids for feelz."
They do this stuff to make themselves appear as if they are human. Why some people eat this stuff up is best left to smarter people than I.
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 11:03 AM (sf2BM)
NEW YORK (AP) - Joe Biden's memoir is coming out Nov. 14 and will be called "Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship, and Purpose."
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FEED US!!
Posted by: $1 Book Bargain Bins Everywhere at July 17, 2017 11:04 AM (x7o1l)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2017 11:04 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:05 AM (TwwWO)
rectum for paste-eating, crayon-shitting scumbag politicians who whore
out their dead kids for feelz."
They do this stuff to make themselves appear as if they are human. Why some people eat this stuff up is best left to smarter people than I.
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 11:03 AM (sf2BM)
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It's not so much people eating it up as it's the Democentric media eating it up.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 11:05 AM (x7o1l)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2017 11:06 AM (XoCkI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:06 AM (TwwWO)
It is, but is used differently. To be in "straitened circumstances" is to be without money.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 11:06 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2017 11:07 AM (x7o1l)
I'm interviewing at the Googles today. Super nervous!
Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2017 11:06 AM (XoCkI)
Wear short, skinny jeans and an Untucked Shirt(TM). You'll be fine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 11:07 AM (PY9jH)
Melania, if you keep looking at me like that, people are gonna catch on to us.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:07 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:10 AM (TwwWO)
Undee DeVos the Dept. of Ed. Civil Rights Office is going back to the role of neutral party and not activist SJW.
Expect the Middle School Media to scream; expect anyone who is normal who even hears this ask "Isn't that what they are supposed to be doing?"
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 17, 2017 11:10 AM (hLRSq)
Is the son still dating the widow of his brother whilst getting a divorce?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:10 AM (rwAw6)
Straitened - characterized by poverty; restricted in range or scope.
I wondered why autocucumber didn't flag it..
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 11:10 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:11 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:49 AM (vg8iE)
Lead poisoning?
Posted by: Caliban at July 17, 2017 11:12 AM (DrC22)
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2017 11:13 AM (lALnC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:14 AM (TwwWO)
I'm interviewing at the Googles today. Super nervous!
Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2017 11:06 AM (XoCkI)
Wear short, skinny jeans and an Untucked Shirt(TM). You'll be fine.
Don't forget to tell them you hate Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 11:14 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 17, 2017 11:14 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:14 AM (iVOAv)
There ought to be a special place right up Satan's feculent, steamy rectum for paste-eating, crayon-shitting scumbag politicians who whore out their dead kids for feelz.
Think I'll go get a cup of tea and pray for this day to be over.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 11:00 AM (X6fMO)
I can't see any reason why anyone would buy a self-serving memoir by a politician. The tree community should resist at the slaughter of their family by this waste of paper and ink.
I'd can't imagine wasting money on a biography or autobiography of a politician that's still alive.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 17, 2017 11:14 AM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:15 AM (TwwWO)
The "you ain't getting any no matter what" look?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 11:15 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:49 AM (vg8iE)
Lead poisoning?
Posted by: Caliban at July 17, 2017 11:12 AM (DrC22)
___
Oh Lord... Breast cancer that had to go untreated because of MS.
That's horrible.
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 11:16 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:16 AM (rwAw6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:16 AM (TwwWO)
Is the son still dating the widow of his brother whilst getting a divorce?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Mother lover of another brother.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 11:16 AM (IqV8l)
A more despicable act is hard to imagine.
Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2017 11:17 AM (Fw5cQ)
A staff for the Journey:
http://tinyurl.com/y7fua2s3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:17 AM (iVOAv)
A more despicable act is hard to imagine.
Posted by: troyriser
The Zombie Senator from Massachusetts has the floor!
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 11:17 AM (FZYNt)
I can't see any reason why anyone would buy a self-serving memoir by a politician. The tree community should resist at the slaughter of their family by this waste of paper and ink.
The trees were all made angry by hatchet, ax and Joe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 11:18 AM (IqV8l)
Still better than the "a restraining order means something" look.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 11:19 AM (Hk/NM)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:19 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:19 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2017 11:19 AM (aMlLZ)
Tell them you've never heard of GTA V, and you definitely didn't laugh at the mission where you blow Zuckerberg's head off.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2017 11:20 AM (3J/LN)
The topic? Being content with what you have.
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 11:21 AM (UmSfZ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2017 11:21 AM (bc2Lc)
Tweet of the week.
http://tinyurl.com/y8rshuju
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 17, 2017 11:14 AM (J70i0)
She can't possibly be stupid. She's a black lawyer, librarian, "intersectional feminist," and last but not least, a New Yorker.
Thank you, government indoctrination centers (public schools).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 11:22 AM (GoNER)
Well a mystery is solved, it wasn't Web or Bill after it. ET is the daddy...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yalzqfhk
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:23 AM (rwAw6)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 17, 2017 11:23 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2017 11:23 AM (WDCYi)
_______________________________________
Maybe she's explaining what a Dutch Rudder is?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 11:24 AM (4AVeu)
I wish I knew where I left the ONT. Cause it wasn't over...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at July 17, 2017 11:24 AM (4DCSq)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:25 AM (Rsi2C)
Thank you, government indoctrination centers (public schools).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)
I'll be featuring this tweet in an upcoming post.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 17, 2017 11:25 AM (5n8Qj)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 11:25 AM (FZYNt)
Thank you, government indoctrination centers (public schools).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)
I'll be featuring this tweet in an upcoming post.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 17, 2017 11:25 AM (5n8Qj)
Will there be Gorillas?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2017 11:26 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:26 AM (TwwWO)
She can't possibly be stupid. She's a black lawyer, librarian, "intersectional feminist," and last but not least, a New Yorker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
______________________________
OW!!!!
HEY!!!!!!
Yes she can,, trust me....
*spins around, does the splits*
HEY!!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 17, 2017 11:26 AM (j/Mlu)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:26 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 17, 2017 11:25 AM (5n8Qj)
Hopefully featuring a gorilla.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 17, 2017 11:27 AM (72PAC)
Remember the DC Rep, Norton what's her name, who pushed the Big Red button and killed an electric car?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM (rwAw6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM (TwwWO)
I kind of have a fondness for the blue checkmark idiot that's trying to convince everyone they've read the Bible wrong all this time and Jesus didn't intend to found a religion, just to spread a "new way of love".
The best response was of course "M-E-T-H-O-D O-F L-O-V-E, Hall & Oates 19:85".
Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM (3J/LN)
Posted by: very irredeemably undude at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM (2X7pN)
I like the expression in the first painting, but I like the shadows in the second. Neither painting has the electricity of other Caravaggio paintings like, say, "The Card Sharps."
Posted by: sinalco at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM (9Qwpy)
Macron's wife strikes me as the type that could drink anyone under the table.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
____________________________
Pfffffftttt,, bring it...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2017 10:55 AM (j/Mlu)
The diaper does give Hillary an advantage as she never has to push away from the table.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 17, 2017 11:29 AM (hJrjt)
Now that is moron-level flatulence!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2017 11:29 AM (0tfLf)
Remember the DC Rep, Norton what's her name, who pushed the Big Red button and killed an electric car?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM
***
Yes! I do. Named Eleanor, I think. Eleanor is a bad name btw
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:29 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (iVOAv)
She went simian feces over Harambe memes.
https://youtu.be/4FS5F5y_da8
(Worth watching just to see her go berserk.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (TwwWO)
Remember the DC Rep, Norton what's her name, who pushed the Big Red button and killed an electric car?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM
***
Yes! I do. Named Eleanor, I think. Eleanor is a bad name btw
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The inventor of Make-Your-Own Parking Spaces.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 11:22 AM (GoNER)
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Very sad and very strange story.
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (UmSfZ)
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Aye, ma'am.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 11:31 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:31 AM (Rsi2C)
which I posted about in an earlier thread, I am going to see this woman
and bless her house at 1:00 EST. Prayers would be appreciated. Thanks
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (iVOAv)
Yikes. I missed the spooky story. Prayers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 11:32 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (iVOAv)
A word of caution - if there truly is something evil in the house, house blessings often make matters worse. They piss off the evil spirit, to the point where a minor exorcism may be required.
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 11:32 AM (7HtZB)
She also did a horrendous parking job another time. Of course, she is in her 70s (i.e. par for course for Donk leadership, but also the age when most people are having their keys taken away).
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 11:33 AM (9Qwpy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:33 AM (rwAw6)
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Very true.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 11:33 AM (vg8iE)
I think I'll take a pass on that one.
Probably. Maybe.
He seems nice
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:33 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:34 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (iVOAv)
A word of caution - if there truly is something evil in the house, house blessings often make matters worse. They piss off the evil spirit, to the point where a minor exorcism may be required.
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 11:32 AM (7HtZB)
Have the Winchesters make a devil trap for you.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 11:34 AM (0mRoj)
Is the son still dating the widow of his brother whilst getting a divorce?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:10 AM (rwAw6)
Ever see the movie Legends of the Fall?
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 17, 2017 11:34 AM (b9els)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:35 AM (TwwWO)
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 11:32 AM (7HtZB)
***
He's right. Listen to the man. You are inviting and engaging I. Spiritual warfare by walking into that house. You know that. Be well armed
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:35 AM (Rsi2C)
I am Joe
And VP too!
Would you like to eat some glue?
Would you like to ride choo-choo?
I eat paste. It good for brain!
I eat paste sandwich on the train.
That is what a VP does.
My head is topped with plugs of fuzz
The plugs come from my naughty place
I run in Twenty-twenty race!
I am Joe.
And VP too!
Would you like to eat some glue?
Posted by: Joe Biden's Book's First Draft Written By Joe Biden at July 17, 2017 11:35 AM (9q7Dl)
Uh stay away from the stairs and the split pea soup.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:33 AM (rwAw6)
Don't split up.
Don't go in the basement.
And for crying out loud, don't read from the book bound in human skin.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 11:35 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 17, 2017 11:35 AM (5n8Qj)
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Those annoying ads -- and that even more annoying jingle -- one thing I noticed was the '.com' has been left off the jingle now. Did he lose the domain?
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2017 11:36 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 17, 2017 11:36 AM (b9els)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:36 AM (rwAw6)
He could win as a democrat. He's a nut and has even done the name change thing they love so much.
Of course the one leftist who really should change his name and hasn't is the head of LULAC, Ashley Wilkes.
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 17, 2017 11:37 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:37 AM (rwAw6)
If she needs a minor exorcism the RC priest needs to do that. I am not worried. I stand in the strength of Jesus Christ and have put on the whole armor of God. She will have had a priest come before-twice I think- and I have holy water from the Eastern Orthodox church. She may be the one who needs healing from obsessive thoughts. God only knows
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:42 AM (iVOAv)
You're a woman of God, Fen. In the New Testament accounts, exorcism consisted of telling the demon to get out in His Name and it (or they) would get out.
Of course, that sort of thing goes badly for those without faith, but you don't have that problem.
Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2017 12:01 PM (Fw5cQ)
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