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The Fortune Teller Caravaggio.jpg

The Fortune Teller
Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio

There are two versions of this. Take a look at the other one....

[Hat Tip: fastfreefall]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2017 09:20 AM (Enq6K)

2 “Let me tickle your palms.”

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 17, 2017 09:21 AM (nvMvs)

3 She is sure eyeballing him.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 17, 2017 09:21 AM (mpXpK)

4 2nd?

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2017 09:21 AM (Enq6K)

5 "Pull my finger"

Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2017 09:21 AM (HiDrR)

6 Small hands.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2017 09:22 AM (ifORZ)

7 I see this thread hitting so many gutters.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:22 AM (G0G8s)

8 She's watching his codpiece for movement.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 09:22 AM (9Qwpy)

9 I like this one. The other version has too much puffy face.

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2017 09:23 AM (Enq6K)

10 Hey! There's no sniper in this one!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:23 AM (rJUlF)

11 He doesn't look convinced.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:23 AM (0mRoj)

12 "If your ring finger is as long as your middle finger that means your... oh that sure is a nice, um sword..."

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:23 AM (UmSfZ)

13 That young man on the right is an obvious go getter. A man of action. I could use him at my side.

Does anyone have his contact information, perhaps ?

War Eagle !!!

Posted by: Jeff S from Alabama at July 17, 2017 09:23 AM (GoNER)

14 "Let me tickle your....fancy."

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:24 AM (rJUlF)

15 Very Vivid painting. It's a very good bad painting. IMHO

Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 09:24 AM (sf2BM)

16 Very interesting. An early work before he developed his signature style.

It's interesting to look at how an artist's style evolved over time. Especially here, with an artist who died relatively young.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2017 09:24 AM (nwqNw)

17 pull my finger

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at July 17, 2017 09:25 AM (ylUqT)

18 "Firm grip, callused palm, not a laborer...you jack at least three times a day."

"Amazing! How do you do it?"

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:25 AM (0mRoj)

19 "Okay, so you have place the gay hat on your head and your left hand on your hip.

Now, take this hand, raise it over your your and yell "Oh! Hi sailors!" several times.

Then fortune and fame shall be yours!"

Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2017 09:26 AM (9q7Dl)

20 Palm Someday.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2017 09:26 AM (ifORZ)

21 "Give me another twenty and there's a beej in your immediate future."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:26 AM (0mRoj)

22 hahahahahah insomniac

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at July 17, 2017 09:27 AM (0O7c5)

23 Ugh...fat fingers and MOAR KAWFEEE:


Try again:

"Okay, so you have placed the gay hat on your head and your left hand on your hip.

Now, take this hand, raise it over your head and yell "Oh! Hi sailors!" several times.

Then fortune and fame shall be yours!"

Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2017 09:27 AM (9q7Dl)

24 i don't like either rendition....

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at July 17, 2017 09:27 AM (0O7c5)

25 Ack. It's medieval Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:27 AM (oVJmc)

26 A palm reader works a hand job.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2017 09:27 AM (ifORZ)

27 "Sure, you can sing a song of six-pence,
but a dolla will make me holla..."

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:27 AM (UmSfZ)

28 I think I like the other one better. Blunter features and seems more realistic. This one seems very odd because no background.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2017 09:28 AM (MIKMs)

29 it's a man, baby!

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:28 AM (FZYNt)

30 This one seems very odd because no background.


Side of a building down an alley.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:28 AM (G0G8s)

31 I like comparing the two paintings. Both subjects display similar emotions in different ways.

Good choice of paintings, CBD.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 17, 2017 09:29 AM (nvMvs)

32 Where's BSG. We need Dutch translations for 'bull and butch' please.

Posted by: Tim iI ? at July 17, 2017 09:30 AM (sf2BM)

33 Water has been turned off on our block at work.
No water in the office, therefore, there is no coffee.
I just can't work under these conditions.
The man is holding me down.
Help, I'm being aggressed.

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:31 AM (UmSfZ)

34 It's always interesting to me when painters paint essentially the same thing twice, or more. I wonder why he did that here?

I mean, I understand painting the same landscape in different light, say. But to paint something a second time just to get a little different expression or pose is kind of amazing to me.

Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2017 09:32 AM (sBOL1)

35 The models moved, so he had to do the whole painting again.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 09:33 AM (7HtZB)

36 'Why is your hand covered in lotion?'

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2017 09:33 AM (mcI77)

37 Help, I'm being aggressed.
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:31 AM (UmSfZ)


I really would like to help. However, for reasons of propiety, I must regretfully recuse myself.

Posted by: Jeff S from Alabama at July 17, 2017 09:33 AM (GoNER)

38 Her great great great granddaughter would become skilled in the arts of phrenology.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2017 09:33 AM (JO9+V)

39 In the first version, the girl’s face is prettier but she has monkey ears. She has a rounder face in the second version.

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 17, 2017 09:34 AM (nvMvs)

40 You know Trump is doing awful when Rasmussen has him at 43% approval.

Posted by: Gumby at July 17, 2017 09:34 AM (po8iC)

41 33 Water has been turned off on our block at work.
No water in the office, therefore, there is no coffee.
I just can't work under these conditions.


Horrible. Take it to the system.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2017 09:34 AM (mcI77)

42 I think I can predict their future.

Posted by: Javems at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (yOqwj)

43 New troll.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

44 I like the fat-faced one better.

Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (uaHyk)

45 'Why is your hand covered in lotion?'


Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2017 09:33 AM (mcI77)


Lotion?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (hLRSq)

46 43 New troll.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

How droll.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (0mRoj)

47 33 Help, I’m being aggressed.
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:31 AM (UmSfZ)


Power to the people!

Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 17, 2017 09:36 AM (nvMvs)

48 Droll troll opines about polls.

Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2017 09:36 AM (jw2Xw)

49 46 43 New troll.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

How droll.

Mink stole.

(This is the "free rhyme" thread, right?)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (rJUlF)

50 Set fire to the troll and he'll stop drop and roll.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj)

51 34 It's always interesting to me when painters paint essentially the same thing twice, or more. I wonder why he did that here?

I mean, I understand painting the same landscape in different light, say. But to paint something a second time just to get a little different expression or pose is kind of amazing to me.
Posted by: bluebell at July 17, 2017 09:32 AM (sBOL1)

Sometimes, a customer will like a painting and want a copy. They will then dictate a change or two. Sometimes the artist doesn't like the first work and will try again. Sometimes, after the first one is done, they will have a better idea and try again. Sometimes they like the theme and revisit it several times. And sometimes, it can be a combination of the above, or something else entirely.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (nwqNw)

52 Hey, a-Carravagio, why you make-a me daughtah lookah like a monkey? You'a gona repainta dis one for NO CHARGE!

Posted by: Giuseppe Scalisi at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (oVJmc)

53 49 46 43 New troll.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

How droll.

Mink stole.

(This is the "free rhyme" thread, right?)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (rJUlF)

There's a toll.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj)

54 Senor, you are a man of leisure.

Why do you have callouses on your hand?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 09:38 AM (4AVeu)

55
I See a Flat Wallet - a limerick


A shyster fortune teller named Knute
Bilked some money from a gullible galoot
The awkward situation
Ended up in litigation
They labeled it the "Seer-Sucker Suit"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 09:38 AM (wPiJc)

56 Very Vivid painting. It's a very good bad painting. IMHO

Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 09:24 AM (sf2BM)

Something about it reminds me of computer gaming characters. Not sure if it's the colors or the...."roundness" for lack of a better word.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 09:38 AM (rp9xB)

57 It's always interesting to me when painters paint essentially the same thing twice, or more. I wonder why he did that here?



Photoshop was in it's infancy in the 16th century.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:38 AM (G0G8s)

58 Nice black powder coating on his sword.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (mcI77)

59 The pols are always accurate, you guys!
Just look how well they predicted the 2016 results!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (NOIQH)

60
Cinnamon Roll.



Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (9q7Dl)

61 Those cheekbones are awefully high.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (xAvrH)

62 You know Trump is doing awful when Rasmussen has him at 43% approval.

Hillary would be sky high in ratings, probably the highest rating ever for a president....(except Obama)....now back to the breaking news about Russia...CNN.

Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (DbiIl)

63 43
New troll.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

-------------------------------

Seems very concerned.

Posted by: Javems at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (yOqwj)

64 33 Water has been turned off on our block at work.
No water in the office, therefore, there is no coffee.

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:31 AM (UmSfZ)

Jeebus. These are rioting conditions.

Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (uaHyk)

65 New troll.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

How droll.

Mink stole.

(This is the "free rhyme" thread, right?)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (rJUlF)

There's a toll.
Posted by: Insomniac


It's how we roll.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (G0G8s)

66 What's that song with the phrase "read my mind" in it?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (edQlC)

67 Looks like an early night for Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:40 AM (oVJmc)

68 Bob Dole

Posted by: Bob Dole at July 17, 2017 09:40 AM (FwRqg)

69 Tough for snowflakes like Gumby to appreciate but being the President isn't a popularity contest - Trump gets it anyway.

Posted by: Rammajamma at July 17, 2017 09:40 AM (AjNMO)

70 Something about it reminds me of computer gaming characters. Not sure if it's the colors or the...."roundness" for lack of a better word.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 09:38 AM (rp9xB)

If they would pucker up, both could do a passable QBert imitation but I don't think he ever wore a hat.

Posted by: Tim iI Not critisizing the Art at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (sf2BM)

71 Interesting. I usually expect more intense colors, especially reds, from Caravaggio. This one uses softer earth tones for the background and clothing although the white cloth and highlights on the sword stand out. I find this effectively focuses the viewer's attention to the faces and hands which is where the 'story' lies.

I enjoy the mild sarcasm of the title. Oh yeah, she's telling his fortune. Right! And he is interested in her words.

Thanks for providing the alternate version which shows even younger models and slight differences in colors. The difference between the two versions makes me curious as to why Caravaggio chose one over the other.

Both versions are so effective and show a sense of playfulness that's a far cry from the artist's 'heavier' religious themes.

Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (V+03K)

72 15 Very Vivid painting. It's a very good bad painting. IMHO
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 09:24 AM (sf2BM)

I think a Vivid painting would have used Chasey Lain for the model.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (7HtZB)

73 next thing you know Gumby will be giving advice on how Trump can gain popularity, like stop tweeting, you know cause all the libs want to do is help

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (FZYNt)

74 There's a toll.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj)

How much per stole?
A quarter roll?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (rJUlF)

75 >>Tough for snowflakes like Gumby to appreciate but being the President isn't a popularity contest - Trump gets it anyway.

I recall Bill Clinton commissioning a poll to see how people would react to his affair with Monica. Leadership!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (NOIQH)

76 oh and Mole

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:42 AM (FZYNt)

77 She has coyly clasped his sword hand rendering him defenseless.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 09:42 AM (4AVeu)

78 65 New troll.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

How droll.

Mink stole.

(This is the "free rhyme" thread, right?)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (rJUlF)

There's a toll.
Posted by: Insomniac


It's how we roll.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (G0G8s)


It's a poll troll.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 09:42 AM (7HtZB)

79
[reads palm]
I'm sorry to tell you this (with a consoling smile) but your life line seems to end tomorrow...

Posted by: Girl in the painting at July 17, 2017 09:42 AM (sQ1li)

80 There's a toll.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:37 AM (0mRoj)

How much per stole?
A quarter roll?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread


Just a half, not a whole.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:42 AM (G0G8s)

81 Poll trolls are droll.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (rJUlF)

82 I recall Bill Clinton commissioning a poll to see how people would react to his affair with Monica. Leadership!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (NOIQH)

The Clintons actually did conduct a poll to see if they should get a dog.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (7HtZB)

83 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

He thought the Book Thread was a good place for his troll droppings yesterday.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (rp9xB)

84 pull my finger
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man
---------

Probable Thread Winner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (sQ1li)

85 She has coyly clasped his sword hand rendering him defenseless.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot



Left hand reaches the dagger.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (G0G8s)

86 What's that song with the phrase "read my mind" in it?

Jim Croce.

If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts would tell -

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)

87 Just a half, not a whole.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:42 AM (G0G8s)

I will not bankroll your troll toll.
No matter how much you coerce or cajole.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:44 AM (rJUlF)

88 The Clintons actually did conduct a poll to see if they should get a dog.>>>

Was that right before Chubble was born?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2017 09:44 AM (r5KeJ)

89 I recall Bill Clinton commissioning a poll to see how people would react to his affair with Monica. Leadership!!
Posted by: Lizzy
--------------

And, bringing in Jesse Jackson as his 'spiritual adviser'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 09:45 AM (OdK9v)

90 If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts would tell -
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)

Gordon Lightfoot?

Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:45 AM (uaHyk)

91 If you could read my mind, love,

What a tale my thoughts would tell -

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)



Gordon Lightfoot?
Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:45 AM (uaHyk)
___


Nickleback?

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:46 AM (UmSfZ)

92 Image search for Chasey Lain is NSFW and your right, those pics were a bit "vivid"

Posted by: Tim iI Not critisizing the Art at July 17, 2017 09:46 AM (sf2BM)

93 Was that right before Chubble was born?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2017 09:44 AM (r5KeJ)

Chubble! Never fails to crack me up.

Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (uaHyk)

94

Water has been turned off on our block at work.
No water in the office, therefore, there is no coffee.
I just can't work under these conditions.
The man is holding me down.
Help, I'm being aggressed.

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:31 AM (UmSfZ)



*****

The meter's okay, but the rhyme scheme sucks.

Hmm. Let's see:


A workplace with the water system down
Means no coffee for the crew. That makes me frown.
I can't work in these conditions
It's a form of vile perdition.
Behold the way Da Man has held me down!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (wPiJc)

95 92 Image search for Chasey Lain is NSFW and your right, those pics were a bit "vivid"
Posted by: Tim iI Not critisizing the Art

Chasey was hot AF back in the day

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (FZYNt)

96 The Clintons actually did conduct a poll to see if they should get a dog.>>>
-------------

Poor Buddy. In the end, he threw himself under a bus, rather than be further associated with the Clintons.

Of course, another possibility is that he knew too much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (OdK9v)

97 Tide Roll !

I love rhyming games. I remember gathering with the late Paul Bryant after our Pop Warner practices and trying to rhyme. Paul would always say "knock that faggoty shit off Jeff" and then we'd go down to the corner drug store for a soda.

What in the world is a "assistant deputy" anyway ? All these boxes connected by lines give me a head-ache.

*eyes bottom-left desk drawer*

Posted by: Jeff S from Alabama at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (GoNER)

98 Image search for Chasey Lain is NSFW


Noted for later

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (UmSfZ)

99 Gordon Lightfoot?

Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:45 AM (uaHyk)


Quite right. Sorry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (X6fMO)

100 Gordon Lightfoot?
Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:45 AM (uaHyk)
___


Nickleback?
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:46 AM (UmSfZ)

Mr. Lightfoot.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (rJUlF)

101

Went to the fortune teller
To have my fortune read
I didn't what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (IqV8l)

102 What's that song with the phrase "read my mind" in it?

Jim Croce.

If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts would tell -
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing



As I bop you on the head,
And put your body down the wishing well -

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 09:47 AM (G0G8s)

103 Pollsters told us Remain would comfortably beat Brexit.
Pollsters told us Trump had no path to victory. Pollsters also told us the Dems would take the Senate.

And we still listen to pollsters because...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 09:48 AM (ul9CR)

104 The good news is unlike being on a turnpike, we don't have to pay the troll.

Sir Troll your concern is:


[ ] Not noted.
[x] Noted.


Posted by: An Observation at July 17, 2017 09:48 AM (U4E66)

105 Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:45 AM (uaHyk)

91 If you could read my mind, love,

What a tale my thoughts would tell -

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)



Gordon Lightfoot?
Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:45 AM (uaHyk)
___


Nickleback?
Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:46 AM (UmSfZ)

Anne Murray?

Posted by: Gem at July 17, 2017 09:48 AM (uaHyk)

106 If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts would tell -
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
------------

Her name was Ann,
And I'll be damned
If I recall her face...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 09:48 AM (OdK9v)

107 If you could read my mind
what a tale my thoughts could tell
just like a paper back novel
like the dime stores sell

When you get to the part
where the heart ache starts

Posted by: Tim iI Thumbs up for GL at July 17, 2017 09:49 AM (sf2BM)

108 Posted by: Tim iI Not critisizing the Art at July 17, 2017 09:41 AM (sf2BM)

Lol. The more I think of it, I think they look like computer-generated animations (like certain anime, of the type it's safe to let kids watch not the type what's-his-face had on computer tabs, or western shows like Reboot and Code Lyoko that look to anime for style) more than game sprites.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 09:49 AM (rp9xB)

109 "I predict . . . that you don't wash your hands after using the toilet."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 09:50 AM (4AVeu)

110 Does one need to call ahead to make an appointment with a clairvoyant?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 09:50 AM (J+eG2)

111 If you could read my mind, love,

Going to jail my thoughts would entail - Ted Bundy

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:51 AM (UmSfZ)

112
Anne Murray?
Posted by: Gem

Alanis Morissette, Shania Twain, Rita McNeil.

one of these are not like the other

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:51 AM (FZYNt)

113 If you could turn back ti-ime...

Oh wait, that's Cher.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 09:51 AM (ul9CR)

114
Bill: Well, Hil, that's it, time to pack up and move out. What should we do with Socks?

Hil: Hell, I don't care. I never cared about that damned cat in the first place. I mean, it was just a prop, right?

Bill: Yeah. Let's just give it away.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 09:53 AM (OdK9v)

115 Does one need to call ahead to make an appointment with a clairvoyant?


*******


ISWYATDT









(I see what you're about to do there)

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 09:53 AM (wPiJc)

116 114
Bill: Well, Hil, that's it, time to pack up and move out. What should we do with Socks?

Hil: Hell, I don't care. I never cared about that damned cat in the first place. I mean, it was just a prop, right?

Bill: Yeah. Let's just give it away.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

To be clear, they both had pussy on the brain

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:53 AM (FZYNt)

117 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 09:49 AM (rp9xB

I'll take your word for it. Except for Civ V or any of the C&C series, I don't game much.

Posted by: Tim iI "Incoming nuke detected..." at July 17, 2017 09:53 AM (sf2BM)

118 If Miss Cleo so psychic, why don't she call US?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:54 AM (0mRoj)

119 118 If Miss Cleo so psychic, why don't she call US?
Posted by: Insomniac

Isn't she mort?

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:54 AM (FZYNt)

120 >>> If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts would tell -

Hillary wasn't President then, either.

Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2017 09:54 AM (jw2Xw)

121 It was raining hard in 'Frisco
I needed one more fare to make my night
A lady up ahead waved to flag me down
She got in at the light


then we got rear ended.


(too soon?)

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (UmSfZ)

122 If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts would tell
Just like a PornHub movie...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (ul9CR)

123 maybe the new troll is really the Poll Man..remember him? always so helpful with his election polls..

Posted by: IC at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (gcme+)

124 119 118 If Miss Cleo so psychic, why don't she call US?
Posted by: Insomniac

Isn't she mort?
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:54 AM (FZYNt)

Why should it matter? Messages from beyond the grave, man!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (0mRoj)

125 Immagonna see if I can jump five minutes into the future .


Ready .....


*Jump*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (J+eG2)

126 If you could read my mind
what a tale my thoughts could tell
just like a paper back novel
like the dime stores sell

When you get to the part
where the heart ache starts


That song always makes me sad. But, then again, just about everything makes me sad these days.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO)

127 I'll choose to remember the Chasey Lain of my younger days...some of those now images are Not Safe For Stomach.

Posted by: H Badger at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (n/0Nw)

128 119 118 If Miss Cleo so psychic, why don't she call US?
Posted by: Insomniac

Isn't she mort?

Yep. Miss Cleo didn't see THAT coming.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (ul9CR)

129 Trump is a plurality President in a divided nation. Importantly he has strong support among his supporters and the opposition has dick.

MSM is the opposition party, and while it has driven up Trump's negatives in the short run, there's no sign that this will help the Ds in 2018.

MSM is frustrated that the Deplorables won't hear that Trump is a Traitor and a Poopy Head. Because they're Deplorable. And Poopy Heads

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (+7/1f)

130 then we got rear ended.


(too soon?)
Posted by: IP
----------

Probably by a Buick.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (OdK9v)

131 That was supposed the turn back ti-ime.

Fvck.

Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (jw2Xw)

132 She's got a ouija board and tarot cards under her hat...and a mayonnaise jar.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (x9c8r)

133 127 I'll choose to remember the Chasey Lain of my younger days...some of those now images are Not Safe For Stomach.
Posted by: H Badger

not many pron stars age well

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (FZYNt)

134 103: because some people really love poles?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (KP5rU)

135 131 That was supposed the turn back ti-ime.

Fvck.
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2017 09:56 AM (jw2Xw)

But in Latin, fvck begins with an "I"

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:57 AM (0mRoj)

136
But in Latin, fvck begins with an "I"
Posted by: Insomniac

I fuck?

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 09:57 AM (FZYNt)

137 134 103: because some people really love poles?

I like bollards. (hic)

Posted by: Hillery, still never going to be President at July 17, 2017 09:57 AM (ul9CR)

138 Never mind the bollards, here's the Sex Pistols!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (0mRoj)

139 >>> But in Latin, fvck begins with an "I"

Only in the porcine dialect.

Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (jw2Xw)

140 "If I tickle your palm long enough, you'll slowly lose control of your bowels. Don't ask why I want that, I just do."

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (jjaLl)

141 140 "If I tickle your palm long enough, you'll slowly lose control of your bowels. Don't ask why I want that, I just do."
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (jjaLl)

She's German?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (0mRoj)

142 137; heard you love the woods too. have fun. ah hoooooo!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (KP5rU)

143 Named after Iornicatus as I recall.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 09:59 AM (ul9CR)

144 >>>66 What's that song with the phrase "read my mind" in it?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (edQlC)

Maybe
Alan Parsons Project, "Eye in the Sky"
I can read your mind

Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 09:59 AM (VgThI)

145 If you could read my mind, love,
What a tale my thoughts would tell -

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:43 AM (X6fMO)

Gordon Lightfoot.

Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2017 09:59 AM (Fw5cQ)

146 Clairvoyant: "I know what you've been grabbing with that hand"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2017 09:59 AM (jxbfJ)

147 I don't think Trump's poll numbers would EVER get past 52% --even if discovered a cure for cancer.
But two things to remember--he's getting hit every single day, a never-ending stream of "bad news" that shows no sign of slowing and --just as before the election--some are afraid to admit to the pollsters that they like or support Trump. So 43% IS a miracle.

Also John Podhoretz is a total asshole.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (7uYFy)

148 She's German?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 09:58 AM (0mRoj)


Ja! And quite the little scat minx to boot!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (jjaLl)

149 *POOF!!*


Da Da


Did I make it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (J+eG2)

150 I think Maxine Waters would make a great clairvoyant, she has that look of someone who would scare the shit out of you when you sat down with her over her crystal ball.

Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (DbiIl)

151 Girl: What do you do for a living?
Guy: Construction
Girl: Your hand is not rough or calloused
Guy: I'm a union delegate

Posted by: Strobe at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (gbWkA)

152 hillary is still looking for her easter basket she hid for herself. full of gin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (KP5rU)

153 But in Latin, fvck begins with an "I"
Posted by: Insomniac
----------

Time to rethink 'I, Claudius'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (sQ1li)

154 How do we know that polls are even conducted? For all we know, the polling outfit just makes up numbers out of thin air & publishes them as news.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (7HtZB)

155 Did I make it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:00 AM (J+eG2)


*******


Wow! It was like you never even left.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:01 AM (wPiJc)

156 The Killers, "Can You Read My Mind?" released Feb. 2007.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:01 AM (4AVeu)

157 154 How do we know that polls are even conducted? For all we know, the polling outfit just makes up numbers out of thin air & publishes them as news.
Posted by: josephistan

that would be unethical

Posted by: CNN at July 17, 2017 10:01 AM (FZYNt)

158
The dynamic between the two characters is different in the two paintings. This one has him leaning in, and she's pulling back, almost like she's afraid or repulsed. The other it more neutral, with him seeming to be more indifferent to her charms, and she's not pushing them either, more businesslike.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2017 10:01 AM (veoSD)

159 142 137; heard you love the woods too. have fun. ah hoooooo!


When I've drank enough, I ask the owls, "Why am I not ahead by 50 points, you might ask?"

The owls, they only answer "hoooo."

And yet, I persist.

Posted by: Hillery, still never going to be President at July 17, 2017 10:02 AM (ul9CR)

160
Gypsy: Hmm, do you happen to know someone named 'Juliet'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 10:02 AM (sQ1li)

161 That song always makes me sad. But, then again, just about everything makes me sad these days.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO)

Got to find a reason to go though. I had a month old Kitten pass away last night. He was the runt of the litter so of course I fell in love with the little guy hard.

It hurts a lot. That's kind of the reason I'm so chatty. Working through the sadness.

It's okay to be a bit melancholy. It makes us human.

Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:02 AM (sf2BM)

162 153 But in Latin, fvck begins with an "I"
Posted by: Insomniac
________________________________

And in Latin America, "fvck" begins with "Aye, aye, aye!"

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at July 17, 2017 10:02 AM (4AVeu)

163 I hear the iFuck will be the most popular item Apple ever releases

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 10:03 AM (FZYNt)

164 149 *POOF!!*

Da Da

Did I make it?


That was better than Cris Angel!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 10:03 AM (ul9CR)

165 "Such a strong pimp hand!"

Posted by: woman in the painting at July 17, 2017 10:03 AM (N6OCH)

166 I love how the news keeps reporting on Trump's popularity numbers. And, of course, I believe them. After all, the poll was done by ABC News and the Washington Post. You know, those paragons of objectivity and accuracy. And let's not forget how prescient they were about the election.

I put this poll in the fiction section along with most of their other blatherings.

Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2017 10:03 AM (V+03K)

167 pollsters are all pole smokers. haven't believed a single one, ever. snake oil salesmen. i bet their shit doesn't even take out stains.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 10:03 AM (KP5rU)

168 If Miss Cleo so psychic, why don't she call US?
Posted by: Insomniac



She daid. And she never saw it coming.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 10:03 AM (G0G8s)

169 She's a call girl. Check out the easy access to the goodies she has with the flimsy tie on her shoulder.

Posted by: Strobe at July 17, 2017 10:04 AM (gbWkA)

170 "Tickle - tickle- tickle!"



"My prostate is a long way from my palm."



"Ewww, gross!"



"You started it!"

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2017 10:04 AM (jjaLl)

171 repost

I suggest that all Morons support the national term limits movement

Hasn't SCOTUS already ruled this out?
Isn't it anti-republican?
Won't it just give them less time to steal making them sloppier?

Turnover is good but I'd think we can get better mechanisms.

How
about you have to beat your opponent and your prior vote count in every
election? If you're not getting better for your constituents GTFO.

Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2017 10:05 AM (FhXTo)

172
The Gypsy Cried, 1962, 13 weeks Top 100. Written in 15 minutes.
http://tinyurl.com/y8f3fldk

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 10:05 AM (OdK9v)

173 GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chef Boyardee's Special Pork Fagots at July 17, 2017 10:05 AM (ZAhsx)

174 "I see some hot ass in your very near future"

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at July 17, 2017 10:06 AM (VpBSr)

175 169 She's a call girl. Check out the easy access to the goodies she has with the flimsy tie on her shoulder.
Posted by: Strobe at July 17, 2017 10:04 AM (gbWkA)


A "call girl" in 1594? How did he call her, with semaphore flags?

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2017 10:06 AM (xjiRE)

176 89 And, bringing in Jesse Jackson as his 'spiritual adviser'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Who had a bimbo eruption of his own, a few years later. His credibility was blown, so to speak. He can barely shake down a taco stand these days.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2017 10:07 AM (6jaju)

177 Miss Cleo was really working to steal everyone's credit card and identity information.

First you give her your credit card information, then she elicits information for your resetting your passwords, like favorite pet, name of your high school prom date, make and model of your first car, mother's maiden name. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:07 AM (4AVeu)

178 144 >>>66 What's that song with the phrase "read my mind" in it?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (edQlC)

Maybe
Alan Parsons Project, "Eye in the Sky"
I can read your mind
Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 09:59 AM (VgThI)


Also Bellamy Bros ... Do You Love As Good As You Look.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 10:08 AM (GoNER)

179 I was just reading a tech news story about how new software can make it look like you are saying something on TV and isn't real. A way of putting fake news into the persons mouth, so the lips move like your really saying it...scary.

Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 10:08 AM (DbiIl)

180 ... and off Jeff S sock.

I liked that one.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 10:09 AM (GoNER)

181 "You will bump into a gypsy fortune teller, over and over and over again..."

Posted by: Gypsy Fortune Teller at July 17, 2017 10:09 AM (RD7QR)

182 Driveby troll is back under his bridge, working up xis next bit of misdisinformation

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2017 10:09 AM (JO9+V)

183 Called her with one of those huge cell phones they had back then. Powered by a water wheel. Either that or sent notes via a trebuchet.

Posted by: Strobe at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (gbWkA)

184 >>Also Bellamy Bros ... Do You Love As Good As You Look.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 10:08 AM (GoNER)

heh; good one

If you could read my mind, you might blush blood-red
But then again you might come over here instead

Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (VgThI)

185 >>I love how the news keeps reporting on Trump's popularity numbers.

Seems like polls have become a way to gauge how well their propaganda has taken. Such as, 30 days of top stories about Trump being a miserable failure, followed by a a poll saying N% people believe Trump is a miserable failure!
Then days of stories on Trump's poll numbers implying you need to get on board with this 'Trump is s a miserable failure' idea because look at all the people who already believe this - it must be true!!

Rinse, repeat.



Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (NOIQH)

186 Got to find a reason to go though. I had a month old Kitten pass away last night. He was the runt of the litter so of course I fell in love with the little guy hard.

It hurts a lot. That's kind of the reason I'm so chatty. Working through the sadness.

It's okay to be a bit melancholy. It makes us human.

Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:02 AM (sf2BM)


I'm so sorry, Tim. Poor little thing.

**shrugs**

As Sherlock Holmes said in A Study in Scarlet, I'm just "in the dumps." Sometimes it takes longer for me to crawl out of the hole than others. Mondays, of course, are probably the worst days next to Sundays.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (X6fMO)

187 A "call girl" in 1594? How did he call her, with semaphore flags?

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2017 10:06 AM (xjiRE)>>>
Pigeons?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (r5KeJ)

188 >>>66 What's that song with the phrase "read my mind" in it?





NWA....... "Fuck Tha Police"



Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2017 10:11 AM (jjaLl)

189 187; the smell usually drew them in.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 10:12 AM (KP5rU)

190 Another weird Chinese thing....storage pods where wives can stick their husband while they are shopping.....

According to the BBC,
they are called "husband storage" and take the form of a glass cubicle
or pod. Inside you'll find a comfortable chair and access to a range of
video games from the 90's.

Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 10:12 AM (DbiIl)

191 On the alternate version, she's got a Charlie Brown head.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2017 10:12 AM (V2Yro)

192 185 >>I love how the news keeps reporting on Trump's popularity numbers.
_____________________________________

They're trying to soften up the voters for impeachment, but they will never be able to impeach him when he created 200,000 new American jobs in June, stock market is blistering hot, and we have a real President fighting for American interests in foreign relations.

Fvck the polls.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (4AVeu)

193 The Wapo Poll had Democrats 35%

Republicans 23%

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (J+eG2)

194 190, that does not sound so bad. if it were the japenese, the husband pods would be streaming hentai porn.

Posted by: IC at July 17, 2017 10:14 AM (gcme+)

195 I always love these polls brought to us by the people who said Hillary had a 97% chance of winning the election.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2017 10:14 AM (V2Yro)

196 As Sherlock Holmes said in A Study in Scarlet,
I'm just "in the dumps." Sometimes it takes longer for me to crawl out
of the hole than others. Mondays, of course, are probably the worst
days next to Sundays.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (X6fMO)


Looks like someone is having a case of the Mondays.

Posted by: Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter with Flair at July 17, 2017 10:14 AM (JO9+V)

197 190; no pron? fvck that. stupid chinese, never see anything through to a logical conclusion. chinese arithmetic must be really hard. dumbasses.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 10:14 AM (KP5rU)

198 194. Heh....if it were in Japan, there'd be no husbands to store.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:14 AM (TwwWO)

199
Another weird Chinese thing....storage pods where wives can stick their husband while they are shopping.....

According to the BBC,
they are called "husband storage" and take the form of a glass cubicle
or pod.



♫If I could save husband in a bottle...♫

Posted by: Chinese wife at July 17, 2017 10:15 AM (IqV8l)

200 I predict that this hand will smell like sardines in the morning.

Posted by: Promiscuous Fortune Teller at July 17, 2017 10:15 AM (4AVeu)

201 >>....storage pods where wives can stick their husband while they are shopping


Why can't the husbands stay home, or do something else while wifey is shopping?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2017 10:16 AM (NOIQH)

202 "If you could read my mind, love; what a tale my thoughts would tell..."

"That song always makes me sad. But, then again, just about everything makes me sad these days."


Well, it was the story of how Gordon Lightfoot's marriage with his first True Love broke apart, never to be repaired. So it should make anyone who hears it sad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2017 10:17 AM (V2Yro)

203 66 What's that song with the phrase "read my mind" in it?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 17, 2017 09:39 AM (edQlC)


Jimmy Eat World - "Higher Devotion"

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2017 10:17 AM (9TK8E)

204 193 The Wapo Poll had Democrats 35%

Republicans 23%
_____________________________________

The real message in the poll numbers is that Americans want government out of their lives.

That nugget of truth will never be uttered by any of the MFM.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:18 AM (4AVeu)

205 They're trying to soften up the voters for impeachment,

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (4AVeu)


Two different radio spots this morning, one national - one local, on why "political things such as investigations" might take down investment values but it's nothing to worry about.

No - I don't think it's coordinated. It doesn't have to be.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 10:18 AM (GoNER)

206 If 20th Century Vole can do Wuthering Heights in semaphore, a bloke can certainly summon a wench of the alleys with hanky on a stick and a deft flick of the wrist.

Posted by: Chef Boyardee's Special Pork Fagots at July 17, 2017 10:18 AM (ZAhsx)

207 Is America a +12 Dem nation?

(looks at who is President)

Try again, pollsters.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM (ul9CR)

208 Driveby troll is back under his bridge, working up xis next bit of misdisinformation


Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2017 10:09 AM (JO9+V)

I really don't get the point of poll trolling. Are we supposed to be devastated and demoralized? Will this make us question our allegiances and beliefs? Drive us to the point of despair?

I guess we might as well pack it in. In the words of noted Chamber of Commerce leader Bill Wynn, it looks like it's going to be an early night.

Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM (Fw5cQ)

209 What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM (IqV8l)

210 According to the BBC,
they are called "husband storage" and take the form of a glass cubicle
or pod. Inside you'll find a comfortable chair and access to a range of
video games from the 90's.
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 10:12 AM (DbiIl)

This is so stupid. Any husband who would willingly enter one of these things at the behest of his wife is a tiny-dicked pussy-whipped infant.
What's a matter with smoking a cigarette while waiting outside?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 10:20 AM (7uYFy)

211 They're trying to soften up the voters for impeachment,

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (4AVeu)


Yep.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 10:20 AM (ul9CR)

212 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (J+eG2)

It's like they're not even trying anymore. Then again, I think I've been saying that for a couple of years now. Still, people, at least some, have gotten wise to the weighing and have called them out for it repeatedly. You'd think they would try a little to look honest.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 10:20 AM (rp9xB)

213 Fvck the polls.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (4AVeu)

193 The Wapo Poll had Democrats 35%

Republicans 23%
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (J+eG2)

-----


Those arent "polls".

Those are misinformation oeprations designed not to determine what you're thinking, but designed to influence how you're thinking.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2017 10:20 AM (8XRCm)

214 Yeah, I ain't gettin' in no HubbyPod just for 90s video games.

It's gonna take some pron.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 10:20 AM (ul9CR)

215 Well, it was the story of how Gordon Lightfoot's marriage with his first True Love broke apart, never to be repaired. So it should make anyone who hears it sad.

_____________________________________

Very soulful ballad, like Clapton's "Tears in Heaven."

"I don't know where we went wrong
But the feelings gone
And I just can't get it back."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:20 AM (4AVeu)

216 What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM (IqV8l)



"Brown Cloud" by the Crepatations

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 17, 2017 10:21 AM (jjaLl)

217 I really don't get the point of poll trolling. Are we supposed to be devastated and demoralized? Will this make us question our allegiances and beliefs? Drive us to the point of despair?

Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM (Fw5cQ)


It works on some of the the emotionally weaker folks I know.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 10:21 AM (GoNER)

218 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

Yes - Owner of a Lonely Fart

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:21 AM (9Qwpy)

219 193 The Wapo Poll had Democrats 35%

Republicans 23%
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (J+eG2)

Looks like its going to be a short night.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2017 10:21 AM (KUaJL)

220 The Wapo Poll had Democrats 35%

Republicans 23%
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 10:13 AM (J+eG2)

Is that the sample size for the Trump poll or the popular numbers for each party?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 10:21 AM (7uYFy)

221 "Can you help me find my husband? I thought I was putting him in a husband pod, but I think I put him in the pneumatic tube messaging system instead."

Posted by: Frantic at July 17, 2017 10:22 AM (wPiJc)

222 201. Duh! Who's gonna carry all that stuff?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:22 AM (TwwWO)

223 "I predict . . . that you don't wash your hands after using the toilet."


This is the basis of my standup routine. OK, it's not a routine because I don't do standup and I only have the one joke. But this is it.

Ah...no. It doesn't work in typing.

It's about people getting freaked out about other people not washing their hands in the bathroom. And dick germs. And then that girls will put a dick in their mouth and not die of dick germs.

It will be funny when I've polished it. Then I only need a couple of more jokes and, voila!, standup stardom!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2017 10:22 AM (gIRsn)

224
I really don't get the point of poll trolling. Are we supposed to be devastated and demoralized? Will this make us question our allegiances and beliefs? Drive us to the point of despair?
Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM


Gasbagging

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 10:22 AM (IqV8l)

225 Least I could do is finish my nick.

Posted by: Frantic Chinese wife at Shao-Peng Center at July 17, 2017 10:23 AM (wPiJc)

226 According to the BBC,
they are called "husband storage" and take the form of a glass cubicle
or pod. Inside you'll find a comfortable chair and access to a range of
video games from the 90's.


Pff. That's my basement.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2017 10:23 AM (oVJmc)

227 218 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?
____________________________________

"Don't Stand So Close to Me" by Stink.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:23 AM (4AVeu)

228 >>>209 What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 10:19 AM (IqV8l)

Morons, "Hold My Beer"

Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:24 AM (VgThI)

229 201
And the hubby goes with for his own reasons - make sure Pow Lo ain't making time with his missus.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:24 AM (TwwWO)

230 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

Lynyrd Skynyrd - That Smell?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:24 AM (9Qwpy)

231 Why is Onama making Trump spend so much time at golf courses ? Doesn't he know that Trump has a very demanding job ?

Posted by: Jared at July 17, 2017 10:24 AM (YDNAd)

232 "A lie told often enough becomes truth."
~ Lenin, Marxist revolutionary (1870-1924)

Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 10:24 AM (DbiIl)

233 It will be funny when I've polished it.
_______________________________

In the future, I would advise against using the work "dick" and "polished" in the same post.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 10:25 AM (4AVeu)

234 >>>215 Well, it was the story of how Gordon Lightfoot's marriage with his first True Love broke apart, never to be repaired. So it should make anyone who hears it sad.

The lyrics are devastating.

But stories always end
And if you read between the lines
You'll know that I'm just tryin' to understand
The feelings that you lack
I never thought I could feel this way
And I've got to say that I just don't get it
I don't know where we went wrong
But the feeling's gone and I just can't get it back

Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:25 AM (VgThI)

235 What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?


******


I Can Feel It Coming In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins

Posted by: Frantic Chinese wife at Shao-Peng Center at July 17, 2017 10:26 AM (wPiJc)

236 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

Bob Seger - Again, The Wind?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:26 AM (9Qwpy)

237
Yes, but..... Where do dicks get dick germs??? Not from other dicks.... well rarely.

Arent dick germs REALLY girl germs??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2017 10:27 AM (8XRCm)

238 If I were to pay a ridiculous amount of money to a woman for a period of about an hour of her time at the end of which one of us will be left unsatisfied, you can bet that I'm not going to go to a fortune teller.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2017 10:27 AM (KUaJL)

239 /Arrrggghyle sock off/

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:27 AM (wPiJc)

240 "Can you help me find my husband? I thought I was putting him in a husband pod, but I think I put him in the pneumatic tube messaging system instead."

Maybe the fact you had to cut him into small pieces to fit should have been a clue you were in the wrong place.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 10:28 AM (Hk/NM)

241 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

Doobie Brothers - What a Fool Relieves?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:28 AM (9Qwpy)

242 Well, it was the story of how Gordon Lightfoot's marriage with his first True Love broke apart, never to be repaired. So it should make anyone who hears it sad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2017 10:17 AM (V2Yro)


After what he did to the Edmund Fitzgerald? To hell with him. He's not making me sad.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 10:28 AM (EgwCt)

243 Blowing in the Wind.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:29 AM (TwwWO)

244 Blowin' in the Wind - Peter Paul & Mary

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)

245 Curses, foiled again

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)

246 243 Blowing in the Wind.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:29 AM (TwwWO)

244 Blowin' in the Wind - Peter Paul & Mary
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:29 AM (wPiJc)

jinx

Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:29 AM (VgThI)

247 Arent dick germs REALLY girl germs??
___________________________________

Ummm. . . no.

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 17, 2017 10:30 AM (4AVeu)

248
What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

After what he did to the Edmund Fitzgerald?


------

"The Rectum of the Edmund Fitzgerald."


Yes, Dr Venkman, you CAN cross the streams.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2017 10:30 AM (8XRCm)

249 'By the size of your hand and sword, I see you are from Texas, kind sir. Is that a pistol in your pocket?'

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2017 10:30 AM (zLDYs)

250 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

AC/DC - I Put the Finger On You?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:31 AM (9Qwpy)

251 I see the Bing home page has "ZOMG! Trump lowest approval rating ever!!1!1!!!1 Eleventy!!"

Just like any other poll, I don't believe it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:31 AM (vg8iE)

252 'By the size of your hand and sword, I see you are from Texas, kind sir. Is that a pistol in your pocket?'
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2017 10:30 AM (zLDYs)

Have fun with that line, Texans. As your state gets filled with Mexicans, the size of EVERYTHING is going to shrink....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 10:32 AM (7uYFy)

253 Blowing in the Wind.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine



The answer, my friend

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 10:32 AM (G0G8s)

254 As Sherlock Holmes said in A Study in Scarlet, I'm just "in the dumps." Sometimes it takes longer for me to crawl out of the hole than others. Mondays, of course, are probably the worst days next to Sundays.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 10:10 AM (X6fMO)

If you're in the dumps, look around. Every once in awhile, you'll find something valuable. Like 900 pounds worth of canned goods that just came from a Krogers dumpster.



Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:33 AM (sf2BM)

255 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

Julie Andrews, "The Sound of Music"

Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:33 AM (VgThI)

256 252. Well, the height of teh wimmenz from Mesoamerica does bring down the average somewhat, but they make up for it in fecundity and girth.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:33 AM (TwwWO)

257 What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

AC/DC - I Put the Finger On You?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy



Everyone sing the chorus!

"That's not my prostrate!"
"That's not my finger!"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 10:33 AM (G0G8s)

258 After what he did to the Edmund Fitzgerald? To hell with him. He's not making me sad.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 10:28 AM (EgwCt)
Lightfoot always sounds worried and sad.
Even on "Carefree Highway."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 10:34 AM (7uYFy)

259 >>>Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:33 AM (sf2BM)

Tim in Illinois?

Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:34 AM (VgThI)

260 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

The Monkees - Last Train to Fartsville?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:34 AM (9Qwpy)

261 Well, the height of teh wimmenz from Mesoamerica does bring down the average somewhat, but they make up for it in fecundity and girth.
========

Such ripe, fertile creatures.

Posted by: Jeb!! at July 17, 2017 10:34 AM (vg8iE)

262 Have fun with that line, Texans. As your state gets filled with Mexicans, the size of EVERYTHING is going to shrink....
Posted by: JoeF.



We'll go from 9mm to .38 Super.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 10:35 AM (G0G8s)

263 After what he did to the Edmund Fitzgerald? To hell with him. He's not making me sad.


*******

I think "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" may have been a allegory for the failure of Lightfoot's marriage and his wife's infidelity. The church bell rang 29 times; for each man who went down.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:35 AM (wPiJc)

264
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
She said "What you need is...Love Potion #9"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 10:35 AM (OdK9v)

265 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

Judas Priest - You Got Another Thing Coming?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:35 AM (9Qwpy)

266 Man, these quizzes are TOUGH!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:36 AM (9Qwpy)

267 "Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:25 AM (VgThI)"

Don't listen to Beck but he had a wingman in Pat Gray that sang Led Zeppelin songs to the tune of the Edmund Fitzgerald in Gordon Lightfoot voice. He made Stairway to Heaven funny as hell. Okay heck.

Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2017 10:36 AM (XTiHL)

268 The Wind Is Called Mariah. Carey, I think.

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2017 10:37 AM (zLDYs)

269 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

The Doors, "Touch Me"

Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:37 AM (VgThI)

270 19 "Okay, so you have place the gay hat on your head and your left hand on your hip.

Now, take this hand, raise it over your your and yell "Oh! Hi sailors!" several times.

Then fortune and fame shall be yours!"

*
*
"Yaga-zoo-zee, yaga-zoo-zee, yaga-zoo-zee zem!"

Posted by: Uncle Arthur at July 17, 2017 10:38 AM (zpYxD)

271 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?


"Ring My Bell?"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2017 10:38 AM (7uYFy)

272 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:33 AM (TwwWO)

Don't they generally end up spherical? Starting at under five feet probably puts them at a big disadvantage for that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 10:39 AM (rp9xB)

273
What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?
________________

Riding the storm out...

Posted by: REO Speedwagon at July 17, 2017 10:39 AM (j/Mlu)

274 272. Yep. I've seen it. I think we all have. Damndest thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:40 AM (TwwWO)

275 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

******


The Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (wPiJc)

276
So sorry, Tim in IL.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (MIKMs)

277 When I think about you I touch myself.

Posted by: The Divinyls at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (gIRsn)

278
What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?
__________________________

Cum on feel the noise...

Posted by: Quiet Riot at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (j/Mlu)

279 It will be funny when I've polished it. Then I only need a couple of more jokes and, voila!, standup stardom!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2017 10:22 AM (gIRsn)



You mean it will be funny when she polishes it, don't ya?
Ba-doom, hiss!

Posted by: Sharp-witted guy with a snare drum. at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (jjaLl)

280 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?


******


The Association- "Everyone Knows It's Windy"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:42 AM (wPiJc)

281 It looks like Amazon is going to do a series off of some Tom Clancy material.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 17, 2017 10:42 AM (J70i0)

282 272. 'Course, many of 'em have kids by Texas bohunks & Krauts. Talk about yer 'hybrid vigor.' Good buddy of mine looks like a dark-haired, suntanned poster-boy for Himmler's old outfit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:42 AM (TwwWO)

283 What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?
__________________________

Cum on feel the noise...


---
Girls, jack the boys!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 10:43 AM (G0G8s)

284 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

The Doors, "Touch Me"

*****


Come On Baby Light My Fire

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:43 AM (wPiJc)

285 190,
"Another weird Chinese thing....storage pods where wives can stick their husband while they are shopping....."

They're ripping off "Tim, the Toolman, Taylor" when he built his "Man bathroom."

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 17, 2017 10:43 AM (d3wbb)

286 282. I kid him about that - 'betcha pick lettuce in a brisk, efficient manner' & etc.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:43 AM (TwwWO)

287 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

The Summer Wind, by Stank Sinatra

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 10:44 AM (7HtZB)

288 Another weird Chinese thing....storage pods where wives can stick their husband while they are shopping.....

According to the BBC,
they are called "husband storage" and take the form of a glass cubicle
or pod. Inside you'll find a comfortable chair and access to a range of
video games from the 90's.
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2017 10:12 AM (DbiIl)

With the male/female ratio in China, men are going to take it.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 17, 2017 10:44 AM (J70i0)

289 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

Rolling Stones -Start Me Up?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:44 AM (9Qwpy)

290 >>>What's the song with "pull my finger" in it?
Love Gun by KISS

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2017 10:45 AM (rmVvL)

291 "Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:34 AM (VgThI)

Yes that would be me. Beg pardon. I'm not paying attention like I should. I was listening to GL on youtube.

He's got the melancholy down pat.

Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:45 AM (sf2BM)

292 291. Tom Waits, if ya wanna mix things up a bit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:45 AM (TwwWO)

293 Another weird Chinese thing....storage pods where wives can stick their husband while they are shopping.....


*****


We have that here. It's called Cabela's.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (wPiJc)

294 287 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

The Summer Wind, by Stank Sinatra

*
*
"Summer Wine" by Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood:

"Strawberries, cherries, and a pull of your finger;
"My summer wine is truly made to be a ringer. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (zpYxD)

295 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

Elton John - Candle in the Wind?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (9Qwpy)

296 An FBI investigation into Bernie and Jane Sanders that began in 2016 finally warranted a response from the wife of the former Democrat presidential candidate, which was: "[Using her "white privilege"] I find it incredibly sexist."

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (e8kgV)

297 Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (MIKMs)

Thank you. You still holding on there? Won't blame if you head for Redder pastures though.

Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (sf2BM)

298 Uncle Palp @ 274- In their native country, time is mostly spent figuring how to get that monkey out of the tree and on the fire, what to do about that toe rotting off from an insect bite, and where the hell can I get a drink of water. They have no fast food, welfare, SNAP, or free hospitals. Thus, they remain mostly small, and fair proportions. In Delnorte they Have. It. All.

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (zLDYs)

299 291. Mahler & Richard Strauss (his Metamorphosen - even people who don't know the background know EXACTLY what it is when the hear it for the first time. )

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:47 AM (TwwWO)

300 295 >>>What's that song with "pull my finger" in it?

Elton John - Candle in the Wind?

*
*
Baja Marimba Band: "Slow Hot Wind"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2017 10:47 AM (zpYxD)

301 >>>267 "Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:25 AM (VgThI)"

Don't listen to Beck but he had a wingman in Pat Gray that sang Led Zeppelin songs to the tune of the Edmund Fitzgerald in Gordon Lightfoot voice. He made Stairway to Heaven funny as hell. Okay heck.
Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2017 10:36 AM (XTiHL)

Heh. And in the same spirit, I just found this online:

Gordon Lightfoot Sings Every Song Ever Written

Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 10:47 AM (VgThI)

302 HubbyPod just for 90s video games.

At least get some current effin' games.

geesh.

Hell, make some have complimentary (inexpensive) cigars or something...THEN you might have something.

Posted by: GMan at July 17, 2017 10:47 AM (sxq57)

303 >>>What's the song with "pull my finger" in it?

*****

It's either

The Orange Blossom Special

...or...

The Wabash Cannonball.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:48 AM (wPiJc)

304 When I think about you I touch myself.

Posted by: The Divinyls at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (gIRsn)


Ah, the good old days. When Al and Tipper Gore wanted warning labels on albums. Before the planet caught a fever.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 10:48 AM (EgwCt)

305 "[Using her "white privilege"] I find it incredibly sexist."
==========

Translated: The charges are absolutely true and I have no excuses or defense other than I'm a greedy whore bitch from hell.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:48 AM (vg8iE)

306 The "Man's Bathroom."

http://tinyurl.com/yc9b64h4

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 17, 2017 10:48 AM (d3wbb)

307 298. You're exaggerating, but not by much. Those waves of migration we had a few years ago - you can really tell we got a new, amd very different, group here now.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:48 AM (TwwWO)

308 The morning crew at CNN would be losing their s**t trying to figure out what the hand touching means in this painting.

They had a body language expert on this morning, still feverishly analyzing PDT's strong grip on Macron's hand.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 10:48 AM (PY9jH)

309 Posted by: The Divinyls at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (gIRsn)
==========

The lead singer died a couple years ago.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:49 AM (vg8iE)

310 🐈

🕊

Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:49 AM (sf2BM)

311 Posted by: The Divinyls at July 17, 2017 10:41 AM (gIRsn)
==========

The lead singer died a couple years ago.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:49 AM (vg8iE)

Wow. I guess you really can do *it* too much. I thought blindness and hair on the palms was bad enough.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at July 17, 2017 10:50 AM (EgwCt)

312 308. I think it's funny - there seems to be a sorta bromance with Macron. Makes sense - mommy's little man ain't the sort to be taken too seriously.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:51 AM (TwwWO)

313 I think it's funny - there seems to be a sorta bromance with Macron. Makes sense - mommy's little man ain't the sort to be taken too seriously.
==========

Macron's wife strikes me as the type that could drink anyone under the table.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:51 AM (vg8iE)

314

NEW YORK (AP) — Joe Biden’s memoir is coming out Nov. 14 and will be called “Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship, and Purpose.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 10:51 AM (IqV8l)

315 Macron's wife strikes me as the type that could drink suck anyone under the table.
Posted by: bicentennialguy

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 10:52 AM (FZYNt)

316 Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2017 10:46 AM (wPiJc)

My son has already requested vacation time from work for his 18th birthday. So he can go to Cabela's and add to his knife collection now that he'll be legal for that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 10:52 AM (rp9xB)

317 I've ruined Spock for our son forever, I'm afraid.

He was over for dinner last night, and I insisted he watch the "music" video of Leonard Nimoy singing "The Legend of Bilbo Baggins" that was linked on the Scarborough thread the other night.

He was beyond gob-smacked and kept saying, "What the hell am I watching? What is this?!?"

Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 10:52 AM (PY9jH)

318 Best Zeppelin Cover Band - Dread Zeppelin

Does Zeppelin mashups in Reggae Style with an Elvis Impersonator doing vocals:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAM1MKi7bNU

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2017 10:52 AM (V2Yro)

319
Translated: The charges are absolutely true and I have no excuses or defense other than I'm a greedy whore bitch from hell.

Posted by: bicentennialguy
______________________________

This is about me, isn't it?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2017 10:53 AM (j/Mlu)

320 You still holding on there? Won't blame if you head for Redder pastures though. Posted by: Tim iI at July 17 , 2017 10:46 AM (sf2BM)
=====

Barely. The constant financial pressures have worn me down, though. I'm getting shakey on my sense of humor. We wanted to get two more years so youngest can finish in Peoria and we can get my place in some kind of shape to sell (after 37 years, it is kinda battered).

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2017 10:54 AM (MIKMs)

321 I simply *must* credit All Hail Eris for the Leonard Nimoy link the other night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 10:54 AM (PY9jH)

322
Macron's wife strikes me as the type that could drink anyone under the table.

Posted by: bicentennialguy
____________________________

Pfffffftttt,, bring it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2017 10:55 AM (j/Mlu)

323 Frankly, Nimoy & Shatner need a collaborative project - duets, at a minimum.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:56 AM (TwwWO)

324 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:56 AM (TwwWO)

Going to be difficult with Nimoy being dead and all.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 10:57 AM (rp9xB)

325 324. No one said it was gonna be easy to get those two talents to work together.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 10:57 AM (TwwWO)

326 Barely. The constant financial pressures have worn me down, though. I'm getting shakey on my sense of humor. We wanted to get two more years so youngest can finish in Peoria and we can get my place in some kind of shape to sell (after 37 years, it is kinda battered).

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2017 10:54 AM (MIKMs)

Is he going to Bradley? Tell em to stay away from the girls at the bars down on Farmington Road.

TTttrouble they be.

Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 10:57 AM (sf2BM)

327 Saw a headline on Drudge about a trash fire shutting down the NYC subways again. That's gotta be hell day after day.
I really can't imagine a city like NYC/CHI/SF ever getting straitened out.

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 10:58 AM (UmSfZ)

328 327. The expression 'great culling' suggests itself.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:00 AM (TwwWO)

329 NEW YORK (AP) - Joe Biden's memoir is coming out Nov. 14 and will be called "Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship, and Purpose."

There ought to be a special place right up Satan's feculent, steamy rectum for paste-eating, crayon-shitting scumbag politicians who whore out their dead kids for feelz.

Think I'll go get a cup of tea and pray for this day to be over.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 11:00 AM (X6fMO)

330
NEW YORK (AP) - Joe Biden's memoir is coming out Nov. 14 and will be
called "Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship, and Purpose."



There ought to be a special place right up Satan's feculent, steamy
rectum for paste-eating, crayon-shitting scumbag politicians who whore
out their dead kids for feelz.



Think I'll go get a cup of tea and pray for this day to be over.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 11:00 AM (X6fMO)----------

Do you perchance have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 11:01 AM (PY9jH)

331 I'm worried about McCain's health, truth be told.

Why doesn't he play a game of solitaire to help pass the time?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:02 AM (TwwWO)

332
Think I'll go get a cup of tea and pray for this day to be over.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
______________________________

Forget the tea,, gin and a sweat lodge in the woods is where it's at. Lizzy Warren built one for me...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2017 11:03 AM (j/Mlu)

333 Joe Biden's memoir is coming out Nov. 14 and will be called "Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship, and Purpose."



Speaking of trash fires...

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 11:03 AM (UmSfZ)

334 Why doesn't he play a game of solitaire to help pass the time?

He's playing a game of chess.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2017 11:03 AM (QQ+il)

335 "There ought to be a special place right up Satan's feculent, steamy
rectum for paste-eating, crayon-shitting scumbag politicians who whore
out their dead kids for feelz."

They do this stuff to make themselves appear as if they are human. Why some people eat this stuff up is best left to smarter people than I.

Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 11:03 AM (sf2BM)

336 330
NEW YORK (AP) - Joe Biden's memoir is coming out Nov. 14 and will be called "Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship, and Purpose."

-------

FEED US!!

Posted by: $1 Book Bargain Bins Everywhere at July 17, 2017 11:04 AM (x7o1l)

337 straitened

If that's not a word, it should be.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2017 11:04 AM (QQ+il)

338 336. We're next! - Slobovian maculature mills.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:05 AM (TwwWO)

339 335 "There ought to be a special place right up Satan's feculent, steamy
rectum for paste-eating, crayon-shitting scumbag politicians who whore
out their dead kids for feelz."

They do this stuff to make themselves appear as if they are human. Why some people eat this stuff up is best left to smarter people than I.
Posted by: Tim iI at July 17, 2017 11:03 AM (sf2BM)
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It's not so much people eating it up as it's the Democentric media eating it up.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 11:05 AM (x7o1l)

340 I'm interviewing at the Googles today. Super nervous!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2017 11:06 AM (XoCkI)

341 337. It is. A fine one, too - both cromulent and woody.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:06 AM (TwwWO)

342 Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2017 11:04 AM (QQ+il)

It is, but is used differently. To be in "straitened circumstances" is to be without money.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 17, 2017 11:06 AM (rp9xB)

343 337 straitened

If that's not a word, it should be.

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Shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: Shep! at July 17, 2017 11:07 AM (x7o1l)

344
I'm interviewing at the Googles today. Super nervous!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2017 11:06 AM (XoCkI)


Wear short, skinny jeans and an Untucked Shirt(TM). You'll be fine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 11:07 AM (PY9jH)

345 Just saw a news clip of FLILF.

Melania, if you keep looking at me like that, people are gonna catch on to us.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:07 AM (TwwWO)

346 344. Don't forget the clip-on manbun!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:10 AM (TwwWO)

347 Hot Air via Insty:

Undee DeVos the Dept. of Ed. Civil Rights Office is going back to the role of neutral party and not activist SJW.

Expect the Middle School Media to scream; expect anyone who is normal who even hears this ask "Isn't that what they are supposed to be doing?"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Smear-Proof Cloaks by Ivanka Trump! at July 17, 2017 11:10 AM (hLRSq)

348 The Bidet family, right up there with the Kennedy family it seems.

Is the son still dating the widow of his brother whilst getting a divorce?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:10 AM (rwAw6)

349 Hmmm. From the google
Straitened - characterized by poverty; restricted in range or scope.

I wondered why autocucumber didn't flag it..

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 11:10 AM (UmSfZ)

350 348. Levitical marriage? But, you know, done altogether wrong?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:11 AM (TwwWO)

351 >>The lead singer died a couple years ago.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:49 AM (vg8iE)

Lead poisoning?

Posted by: Caliban at July 17, 2017 11:12 AM (DrC22)

352 @345 - speaking of looks, in Wonder Woman, there is a scene when Gal Gadot gives Chris Pine a look when he is telling her goodnight - that was good acting.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2017 11:13 AM (lALnC)

353 352. Yep. Good director, too. He told her, 'Just think of your Uncle Palpatine.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:14 AM (TwwWO)

354
I'm interviewing at the Googles today. Super nervous!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2017 11:06 AM (XoCkI)

Wear short, skinny jeans and an Untucked Shirt(TM). You'll be fine.


Don't forget to tell them you hate Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 11:14 AM (IqV8l)

355 Tweet of the week.

http://tinyurl.com/y8rshuju

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 17, 2017 11:14 AM (J70i0)

356 "Clothed in kindness"-An Upper Room Daily Devotional:

http://tinyurl.com/y832anop

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:14 AM (iVOAv)

357 329 NEW YORK (AP) - Joe Biden's memoir is coming out Nov. 14 and will be called "Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship, and Purpose."

There ought to be a special place right up Satan's feculent, steamy rectum for paste-eating, crayon-shitting scumbag politicians who whore out their dead kids for feelz.

Think I'll go get a cup of tea and pray for this day to be over.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2017 11:00 AM (X6fMO)

I can't see any reason why anyone would buy a self-serving memoir by a politician. The tree community should resist at the slaughter of their family by this waste of paper and ink.

I'd can't imagine wasting money on a biography or autobiography of a politician that's still alive.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 17, 2017 11:14 AM (hJrjt)

358 354. Add on 'and so does my husband, Achmed.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:15 AM (TwwWO)

359 speaking of looks, in Wonder Woman, there is a scene when Gal Gadot gives Chris Pine a look when he is telling her goodnight - that was good acting.



The "you ain't getting any no matter what" look?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 11:15 AM (G0G8s)

360 The lead singer died a couple years ago.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 10:49 AM (vg8iE)



Lead poisoning?
Posted by: Caliban at July 17, 2017 11:12 AM (DrC22)
___


Oh Lord... Breast cancer that had to go untreated because of MS.
That's horrible.

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 11:16 AM (UmSfZ)

361 Bidet's book will be like the Shrillay's various missivles of miasma, campaign contributions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:16 AM (rwAw6)

362 357. I dunno. I bought Barry's books - the paper ones. Can't wipe your ass with an e-book.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:16 AM (TwwWO)

363
Is the son still dating the widow of his brother whilst getting a divorce?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Mother lover of another brother.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 11:16 AM (IqV8l)

364 Biden's not the first to exploit a dead son. John Edwards would bring up his dead son Wade to emotionally sway juries and (later) voters.

A more despicable act is hard to imagine.

Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2017 11:17 AM (Fw5cQ)

365 A Devotional from the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:

A staff for the Journey:

http://tinyurl.com/y7fua2s3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:17 AM (iVOAv)

366 364 Biden's not the first to exploit a dead son. John Edwards would bring up his dead son Wade to emotionally sway juries and (later) voters.

A more despicable act is hard to imagine.
Posted by: troyriser

The Zombie Senator from Massachusetts has the floor!

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 11:17 AM (FZYNt)

367
I can't see any reason why anyone would buy a self-serving memoir by a politician. The tree community should resist at the slaughter of their family by this waste of paper and ink.

The trees were all made angry by hatchet, ax and Joe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2017 11:18 AM (IqV8l)

368 The "you ain't getting any no matter what" look?


Still better than the "a restraining order means something" look.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 11:19 AM (Hk/NM)

369 I'm not sure what to make of this one.
I'm befuddled
They're gay, right?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:19 AM (Rsi2C)

370 Speaking of widows - just struck me, we've come full circle with the painting. 'Cause that chick's a Dutch widow, sure as I'm sitting here.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:19 AM (TwwWO)

371 she tells him "you're not getting laid in that silly hat"

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2017 11:19 AM (aMlLZ)

372 I'm interviewing at the Googles today. Super nervous!

Tell them you've never heard of GTA V, and you definitely didn't laugh at the mission where you blow Zuckerberg's head off.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2017 11:20 AM (3J/LN)

373 O/T: I kept the copy of the Pastor's sermon yesterday. Any sermon that summons up the Eagles' "Life's Been Good" and "Hotel California" deserved to be kept.

The topic? Being content with what you have.

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 11:21 AM (UmSfZ)

374 I tell all the girls I grope to call me 'Uncle Joe' or 'Dad.' The prepubescent ones anyway.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2017 11:21 AM (bc2Lc)

375
Tweet of the week.



http://tinyurl.com/y8rshuju

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 17, 2017 11:14 AM (J70i0)


She can't possibly be stupid. She's a black lawyer, librarian, "intersectional feminist," and last but not least, a New Yorker.

Thank you, government indoctrination centers (public schools).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)

376 What has anyone seen about this Minneapolis woman ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 11:22 AM (GoNER)

377 *snickers*

Well a mystery is solved, it wasn't Web or Bill after it. ET is the daddy...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yalzqfhk

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:23 AM (rwAw6)

378 The topic? Being content with what you have.

=========

I am now.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 17, 2017 11:23 AM (vg8iE)

379 Song with "pull my finger"?

Jimi Hendrix - "The Wind Cries Mary"

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2017 11:23 AM (WDCYi)

380 'Cause that chick's a Dutch widow, sure as I'm sitting here.
_______________________________________

Maybe she's explaining what a Dutch Rudder is?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2017 11:24 AM (4AVeu)

381
I wish I knew where I left the ONT. Cause it wasn't over...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at July 17, 2017 11:24 AM (4DCSq)

382 Hats are okay. They add character

Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:25 AM (Rsi2C)

383 She can't possibly be stupid. She's a black lawyer, librarian, "intersectional feminist," and last but not least, a New Yorker.

Thank you, government indoctrination centers (public schools).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)


I'll be featuring this tweet in an upcoming post.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 17, 2017 11:25 AM (5n8Qj)

384 382 Hats are okay. They add character
Posted by: L, Elle

Don't forget your Jimmy Hat

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2017 11:25 AM (FZYNt)

385 383 She can't possibly be stupid. She's a black lawyer, librarian, "intersectional feminist," and last but not least, a New Yorker.

Thank you, government indoctrination centers (public schools).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)

I'll be featuring this tweet in an upcoming post.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 17, 2017 11:25 AM (5n8Qj)

Will there be Gorillas?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2017 11:26 AM (WDCYi)

386 380. I dunno.....dude looks like a big spender.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:26 AM (TwwWO)

387
She can't possibly be stupid. She's a black lawyer, librarian, "intersectional feminist," and last but not least, a New Yorker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
______________________________

OW!!!!

HEY!!!!!!

Yes she can,, trust me....

*spins around, does the splits*

HEY!!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 17, 2017 11:26 AM (j/Mlu)

388 Idk what a Jimmy Hat is. I think it's best that I remain that way

Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:26 AM (Rsi2C)

389 I'll be featuring this tweet in an upcoming post.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 17, 2017 11:25 AM (5n8Qj)

Hopefully featuring a gorilla.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 17, 2017 11:27 AM (72PAC)

390 Stupid Democrats?

Remember the DC Rep, Norton what's her name, who pushed the Big Red button and killed an electric car?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM (rwAw6)

391 382. Make it a trilby.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM (TwwWO)

392 She can't possibly be stupid. She's a black lawyer, librarian, "intersectional feminist," and last but not least, a New Yorker.

I kind of have a fondness for the blue checkmark idiot that's trying to convince everyone they've read the Bible wrong all this time and Jesus didn't intend to found a religion, just to spread a "new way of love".

The best response was of course "M-E-T-H-O-D O-F L-O-V-E, Hall & Oates 19:85".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM (3J/LN)

393 The Fortune Teller: "You're quite the dandy. I predict anal warts and a loose sphincter in your future!"

Posted by: very irredeemably undude at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM (2X7pN)

394 "You will be accused of collusion with the Russians."

I like the expression in the first painting, but I like the shadows in the second. Neither painting has the electricity of other Caravaggio paintings like, say, "The Card Sharps."

Posted by: sinalco at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM (yODqO)

395 There has been a disturbing lack of gorilla content lately.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM (9Qwpy)

396 322
Macron's wife strikes me as the type that could drink anyone under the table.

Posted by: bicentennialguy
____________________________

Pfffffftttt,, bring it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2017 10:55 AM (j/Mlu)

The diaper does give Hillary an advantage as she never has to push away from the table.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 17, 2017 11:29 AM (hJrjt)

397 So a guy rips a big one on a plane, people get sick and they have to evacuate?
Now that is moron-level flatulence!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2017 11:29 AM (0tfLf)

398 Stupid Democrats?

Remember the DC Rep, Norton what's her name, who pushed the Big Red button and killed an electric car?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM
***
Yes! I do. Named Eleanor, I think. Eleanor is a bad name btw

Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:29 AM (Rsi2C)

399 For those that were following the "spooky story" which I posted about in an earlier thread, I am going to see this woman and bless her house at 1:00 EST. Prayers would be appreciated. Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (iVOAv)

400 395. I blame Ana Kasparian.

She went simian feces over Harambe memes.

https://youtu.be/4FS5F5y_da8

(Worth watching just to see her go berserk.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (TwwWO)

401 Stupid Democrats?

Remember the DC Rep, Norton what's her name, who pushed the Big Red button and killed an electric car?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:28 AM
***
Yes! I do. Named Eleanor, I think. Eleanor is a bad name btw
==========

The inventor of Make-Your-Own Parking Spaces.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (vg8iE)

402 What has anyone seen about this Minneapolis woman ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 17, 2017 11:22 AM (GoNER)
___


Very sad and very strange story.

Posted by: IP at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (UmSfZ)

403 For those that were following the "spooky story" which I posted about in an earlier thread, I am going to see this woman and bless her house at 1:00 EST. Prayers would be appreciated. Thanks
=========

Aye, ma'am.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 11:31 AM (vg8iE)

404 Oh, Godspeed Fen. Say the St Micheal prayer repeatedly

Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:31 AM (Rsi2C)

405 For those that were following the "spooky story"
which I posted about in an earlier thread, I am going to see this woman
and bless her house at 1:00 EST. Prayers would be appreciated. Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (iVOAv)


Yikes. I missed the spooky story. Prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2017 11:32 AM (PY9jH)

406 399 For those that were following the "spooky story" which I posted about in an earlier thread, I am going to see this woman and bless her house at 1:00 EST. Prayers would be appreciated. Thanks
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (iVOAv)

A word of caution - if there truly is something evil in the house, house blessings often make matters worse. They piss off the evil spirit, to the point where a minor exorcism may be required.

Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 11:32 AM (7HtZB)

407 >>>Remember the DC Rep, Norton what's her name, who pushed the Big Red button and killed an electric car?

She also did a horrendous parking job another time. Of course, she is in her 70s (i.e. par for course for Donk leadership, but also the age when most people are having their keys taken away).

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 17, 2017 11:33 AM (9Qwpy)

408 Spooky house?

Uh stay away from the stairs and the split pea soup.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:33 AM (rwAw6)

409 A word of caution - if there truly is something evil in the house, house blessings often make matters worse. They piss off the evil spirit, to the point where a minor exorcism may be required.
========

Very true.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 11:33 AM (vg8iE)

410 Hey. Guess what? I have an opportunity to meet Mike Lindell, the inventor of My Pillow. How about that?

I think I'll take a pass on that one.
Probably. Maybe.
He seems nice

Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:33 AM (Rsi2C)

411 410. Dude's got the shekels. It never hurts to know folks with deep pockets.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:34 AM (TwwWO)

412 406 399 For those that were following the "spooky story" which I posted about in an earlier thread, I am going to see this woman and bless her house at 1:00 EST. Prayers would be appreciated. Thanks
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:30 AM (iVOAv)

A word of caution - if there truly is something evil in the house, house blessings often make matters worse. They piss off the evil spirit, to the point where a minor exorcism may be required.
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 11:32 AM (7HtZB)

Have the Winchesters make a devil trap for you.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 11:34 AM (0mRoj)

413 348 The Bidet family, right up there with the Kennedy family it seems.

Is the son still dating the widow of his brother whilst getting a divorce?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:10 AM (rwAw6)

Ever see the movie Legends of the Fall?

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 17, 2017 11:34 AM (b9els)

414 412. Nahhh.....building permits are a pain.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 17, 2017 11:35 AM (TwwWO)

415 A word of caution - if there truly is something evil in the house, house blessings often make matters worse. They piss off the evil spirit, to the point where a minor exorcism may be required.
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2017 11:32 AM (7HtZB)
***
He's right. Listen to the man. You are inviting and engaging I. Spiritual warfare by walking into that house. You know that. Be well armed

Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2017 11:35 AM (Rsi2C)

416
I am Joe
And VP too!
Would you like to eat some glue?
Would you like to ride choo-choo?
I eat paste. It good for brain!
I eat paste sandwich on the train.
That is what a VP does.
My head is topped with plugs of fuzz
The plugs come from my naughty place
I run in Twenty-twenty race!
I am Joe.
And VP too!
Would you like to eat some glue?

Posted by: Joe Biden's Book's First Draft Written By Joe Biden at July 17, 2017 11:35 AM (9q7Dl)

417 408 Spooky house?

Uh stay away from the stairs and the split pea soup.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:33 AM (rwAw6)

Don't split up.
Don't go in the basement.
And for crying out loud, don't read from the book bound in human skin.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2017 11:35 AM (0mRoj)

418 nood

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 17, 2017 11:35 AM (5n8Qj)

419 Hey. Guess what? I have an opportunity to meet Mike Lindell, the inventor of My Pillow. How about that?
=====

Those annoying ads -- and that even more annoying jingle -- one thing I noticed was the '.com' has been left off the jingle now. Did he lose the domain?

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2017 11:36 AM (MIKMs)

420 Your mother sews socks that smell!!

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 17, 2017 11:36 AM (b9els)

421 Just to be on the safe side, if the host offers you food or drink from the house. Politely refuse.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:36 AM (rwAw6)

422 Bruce Jenner considering Senate run as a Republican.

He could win as a democrat. He's a nut and has even done the name change thing they love so much.

Of course the one leftist who really should change his name and hasn't is the head of LULAC, Ashley Wilkes.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 17, 2017 11:37 AM (nFwvY)

423 Legends of the Fall? I want the Democrat Party to go full House of Usher.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 11:37 AM (rwAw6)

424 Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2017 11:33 AM (vg8iE)

If she needs a minor exorcism the RC priest needs to do that. I am not worried. I stand in the strength of Jesus Christ and have put on the whole armor of God. She will have had a priest come before-twice I think- and I have holy water from the Eastern Orthodox church. She may be the one who needs healing from obsessive thoughts. God only knows

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:42 AM (iVOAv)

425 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 11:42 AM (iVOAv)

You're a woman of God, Fen. In the New Testament accounts, exorcism consisted of telling the demon to get out in His Name and it (or they) would get out.

Of course, that sort of thing goes badly for those without faith, but you don't have that problem.

Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2017 12:01 PM (Fw5cQ)

426 Heterodont vertebrates performing mutual interdigitation is not art.

Ergo, this is not art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 17, 2017 12:16 PM (CPk08)

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