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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (7/16/17) Sunday Kind of ONT Edition
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. Albert EinsteinQuote II
When in doubt, don't.Benjamin FranklinQuote III
You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need.Vernon HowardQuote IV
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. Frank ZappaQuote V
There is nothing so stable as change. Bob Dylan
She’s no shrinking violet. What did Delta Airlines expect Ann Coulter to do when the airline summarily bumped her from a reserved “Comfort+’’ seat that featured 3 inches of additional legroom? The 6 ft. tall leggy blonde political commentator was none too pleased with how the incident was handled by the airline and immediately took to social media to let her 1.6 million followers know. Coulter unleashed on Delta, and given the airline industry’s recent history of poor customer service, it certainly didn’t help matters. Either way, her effort drew plenty of attention onlineBet that was worth the price of admission.
Inmates are staging riots over a new Government ban on smoking in prisons, which is seeing tobacco steadily phased out.
A ban on tobacco cigarettes is now being slowly introduced into prisons, with several jails already having banned them outright.
Others, meanwhile, are preparing to be completely smoke-free by September.
Academics and scholars must be mindful about using research done by only straight, white men, according to two scientists who argued that it oppresses diverse voices and bolsters the status of already privileged and established white male scholars. Geographers Carrie Mott and Daniel Cockayne argued in a recent paper that doing so also perpetuates what they call “white heteromasculinism,” which they defined as a “system of oppression” that benefits only those who are “white, male, able-bodied, economically privileged, heterosexual, and cisgendered.” (Cisgendered describes people whose gender identity matches their birth sex.)
10 Commandments not good enough for you? Then Sharia is for you?
If you think stoning women, forced child marriages, polygamy, killing gays and FGM are great ideas…
You are probably a useful idiot clueless Lib who babbles incessantly about “cultural diversity.”
ONT Commentary? I just can't without using every profane word I can think of.
Feminist Magazine Explains Why You Must Not Gender Your Pets Progressives progress. Like the Geico commercials say, it’s what they do. No matter how insane their ideology, they always find a way to progress still further into lunacy — even when no normal person would think it could be possible, as with the transgender agenda. Now they tell us that it is politically incorrect to assign genders to pets. From the feminist revolutionaries at Medusa Magazine:
Columbia “recognizes” that “Paul’s remaining time at Columbia became very difficult for him”! That is as close to an apology and a confession as it gets.
Life and death. Julius, baby giraffe passes on.
Perhaps the mom was pro-choice.
July 16, 1900, His Master's Voice, the logo of the Victor Recording Company and later RCA Victor, was registered with the US Patent Office. The logo shows the dog, Nipper, looking into the horn of a gramophone. via thisdayinmusic.com
July 16, 2014, Blues guitarist Johnny Winter died at the age of 70 in Zurich, just days after playing at the Lovely Days Festival in Austria. Winter, who was instantly recognisable by his long white hair, worked with some of the greatest bluesmen, producing several albums for his childhood hero Muddy Waters - with whom he won a number of Grammys. via thisdayinmusic.com
July 16, 1981, US singer-songwriter Harry Chapin, who had success in the 70s with 'Taxi’, ‘W-O-L-D’ and a No. 1 ‘Cat’s In The Cradle’, was killed aged 38 suffering a cardiac arrest while driving on a New York expressway. His car was hit from behind by a tractor-trailer, causing the gas tank to explode. via thisdayinmusic.com
Greg Guttfeld, brilliant.
Automation. How many people will it displace from the work force? Why robots may not replace humans after all.
The researchers caution that it can be hard to estimate these aggregate results because, while automation may displace workers, directly lowering employment opportunities and wages, other industries might hire those laborers. Furthermore, there could be productivity gains that may wind up expanding employment opportunities in the very industries in which IRs are used. The findings suggest that the impact of robots is distinct from, and only weakly correlated with, potentially confounding variables such as imports, offshoring, the decline of routine jobs (such as information processing), and other computer technology. The researchers also determined that their results, in areas that saw great increases in robot usage, were not due to a preexisting downward trend in employment or wages prior to 1990.Whew, big sigh of relief here at The ONT.
Location. Location. Location. Scotch.
Who knew? Power causes brain damage.
A spate of recent articles corroborate what I already suspected, that holding elected office is the neurological equivalent of getting kicked in the head by a donkey. "Subjects under the influence of power," Dacher Keltner, a professor at University of California, Berkeley found, "acted as if they had suffered a traumatic brain injury—becoming more impulsive, less risk-aware, and, crucially, less adept at seeing things from other people's point of view." In other words, power turns people into sociopaths
This "Genius" behavior will not be tolerated here. Genius Award Winner.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Life.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2017 09:57 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ruthless at July 16, 2017 09:57 PM (GDtEt)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 09:57 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2017 09:58 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2017 09:58 PM (e3Ezr)
Posted by: Ruthless at July 16, 2017 09:59 PM (GDtEt)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at July 16, 2017 09:59 PM (Eynls)
-Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 09:57 PM (s5Kql)
*HAH!* Glad to see you on the Shame List... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 16, 2017 09:59 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: dartist at July 16, 2017 09:59 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 16, 2017 10:00 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:00 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 16, 2017 10:00 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2017 10:00 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Ruthless at July 16, 2017 10:01 PM (GDtEt)
That's an honor! It takes a certain and enviable skill set to reach the heights of that chart.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 10:01 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2017 10:01 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2017 10:02 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: dartist at July 16, 2017 10:02 PM (nisXv)
-Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:00 PM (s5Kql)
I remember topping that bastard on at least two or more occasions.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 16, 2017 10:02 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 16, 2017 10:03 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at July 16, 2017 10:03 PM (Eynls)
180 George Romero was a Bronx boy, before he went to college in PIttsburgh
Posted by: Ignoramus
Oh. Did not know that. He's an adopted 'Burgh' boy then!! Mike Lange (long time Pens announcer) was born in Sacramento. I still consider him a 'Burgh' guy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2017 10:03 PM (WxUoq)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 16, 2017 10:03 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2017 10:04 PM (Mjus2)
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Trump needs to setup the office of Fake Science squashing over at the NSF.
Give them veto power on all science funding and pay them, specifically, out of the grants they deny.
Then make Anthony Watt the head of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2017 10:04 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: LASue at July 16, 2017 10:05 PM (Mjus2)
Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2017 10:05 PM (zLDYs)
This sounds remarkably like the Nazi denunciations of "Jewish science" in the 1930's.
Somebody should take one of those denunciations, and replace "Jews" with "straight, white men" and see if anyone on the left notices.
Posted by: Oregon Is Dumber Than Dirt at July 16, 2017 10:06 PM (xnAyb)
Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2017 10:06 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 16, 2017 10:06 PM (mnB4H)
Posted by: Lord Acton at July 16, 2017 10:06 PM (aZq03)
-Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at July 16, 2017 10:03 PM (Eynls)
You tend to be silly when you use that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 16, 2017 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, officially styled moron at July 16, 2017 10:03 PM (Eynls)
Pretty small lug nut, did you build this thing from a pedal car?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2017 10:07 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 16, 2017 10:07 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2017 10:07 PM (e3Ezr)
Picked up the new albums from Dying Fetus and Suffocation yesterday. Good shit.
Dying Fetus - Fallacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRndXmaNgug
Album titled, "The Wrong One To Fuck With".
I'll be honest, that's the only reason I bought it.
Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2017 10:08 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: Oregon Is Dumber Than Dirt at July 16, 2017 10:06 PM (xnAyb)
They don't like Joos.
Change straight white men for Lesbian Philippino Chicks or something like that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:08 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2017 10:08 PM (hyuyC)
I've started talking with LIV friends about how health insurance is no longer insurance...and that is why it is so expensive.
When you compare it to car insurance which doesn't pay for:
Inspections (check ups)
Oil Changes (routine office visits)
Damage from before you bought the insurance (pre-existing conditions)
etc...
They get it.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2017 10:08 PM (aZq03)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsnTQyGI78
Love the cover.
Goddamn, that drummer is insane.
Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2017 10:09 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 16, 2017 10:09 PM (Id9+8)
All I can think of when I read that is how awful it would be to have someone who talks like that in your family. How do you get through Thanksgiving without hurling mashed potatoes at the idiot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2017 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 16, 2017 10:10 PM (Id9+8)
$10 says it's down in there somewhere with the wrench.
Posted by: dartist at July 16, 2017 10:11 PM (nisXv)
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People who think Star Wars is better should be pitied, not strangled.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 16, 2017 10:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 16, 2017 10:11 PM (m9X4Y)
And the feel good story is very sweet. Perfect ending for a Sunday. Thanks, MisHum.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2017 10:12 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 10:12 PM (PXj2C)
I am literally rooting for injuries in this debate between two thoroughly ruined franchises.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 16, 2017 10:12 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: charleyhorse at July 16, 2017 10:12 PM (+kahX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 10:13 PM (IqV8l)
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It will run with a missing nut. Just check the torque on the others.
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 16, 2017 10:13 PM (m9X4Y)
Danny got "cock" in his name. Enough said
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2017 10:13 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 16, 2017 10:13 PM (6FqZa)
So I can't call my beagle a "chick"?
What about "dame", "broad", or " slut"?
Will she get mad and stop speaking to me?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2017 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
Following up on a recent ONT when I mentioned an email being read the wrong way or going flat and you said you could relate bc you had the same experience in front of a live audience that you had to entertain.
My point was this about correcting grammar here: Be careful in the way you word such corrections. Sometimes, it comes across as haughty or like you're shaming someone when you are sincerely trying to offer constructive criticism.
So that's all I have to say on that subject.
Hope you're sleeping well night times.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 10:13 PM (Rsi2C)
A car ahead of me had 3 bumper stickers today:
Hillary for Prison 201
Not my President
Not my Problem
Proud Trump Deplorable
Gotta love Texas!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2017 10:14 PM (DMUuz)
Senator McCain rest easy. I guess we understand now why he was somewhat incoherent during one of the recent Senate hearings.
Posted by: charleyhorse at July 16, 2017 10:12 PM
What's Pelosi's excuse?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 10:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 16, 2017 10:11 PM (m9X4Y)
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Never had a grandpa.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:14 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: David Brooks at July 16, 2017 10:15 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 16, 2017 10:15 PM (FQKBL)
I believe he said that after a conversation with Yogi Berra
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at July 16, 2017 10:15 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, heteromasculinist at July 16, 2017 10:15 PM (OdK9v)
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:12 PM (KP5rU)
I'm okay, I guess.
Oh, BTW, I found a brand new scanner scam that you might be interested in. This just started happening last month, but here's the article:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7jculhl
Krebs has a ton of articles on those things with links at the bottom of the article.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 16, 2017 10:15 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 10:14 PM (IqV8l)
Syphilis?
Posted by: Robert at July 16, 2017 10:16 PM (mknWS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2017 10:08 PM (hyuyC)*
Well, yes. Yes she is. My bad.
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2017 10:16 PM (e3Ezr)
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Why did you have to bring that up here, instead of dropping him an email?
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:16 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 16, 2017 10:16 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:16 PM (KP5rU)
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Did you look around the fall of the Roman Empire? A lotta stuff got lost there.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 16, 2017 10:17 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 16, 2017 10:17 PM (m9X4Y)
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Me, right?
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at July 16, 2017 10:17 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 10:18 PM (bwl6I)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 16, 2017 10:18 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2017 10:18 PM (89VjS)
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Me, right?
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Little girls were always safe with me.
Posted by: Hairy Reed at July 16, 2017 10:18 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:16 PM (s5Kql)
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Yep.
Posted by: GOULD at July 16, 2017 10:19 PM (vj/UE)
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Probably LH thread. Time machines are like weed eaters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 10:19 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:16 PM
****
Should I not have? Didn't realize it was a problem for me to do so.
I'll retract the comment if that will help in some way.
Consider the subject dropped.
Happy?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 10:19 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2017 10:19 PM (tr2D7)
Don't pay any attention to that white, male, able bodied, economically privileged, heterosexual, cisgendered asshole! What does he know!?
Posted by: Geographers Carrie Mott and Daniel Cockayne at July 16, 2017 10:19 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:20 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: The Unbroken Hat at July 16, 2017 10:21 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 10:21 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2017 10:21 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2017 10:21 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2017 10:05 PM
And in-between, the gender-reassignment surgery!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 16, 2017 10:21 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 10:22 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 16, 2017 10:23 PM (Ckg4U)
Couldn't done without the last line. What's with people tonight?
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 16, 2017 10:23 PM (IDPbH)
Ask Dr. Whoette... she might have one in the TARDIS junk drawer...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 10:23 PM (bwl6I)
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2017 10:23 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:21 PM
Was the pleasure craft in the shipping lane? Because then I'd let the pilot off and start a Go Fund Me for the drawbridge.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 16, 2017 10:23 PM (G8B7r)
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Life.
Is it from Life Magazine?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 10:13 PM (IqV8l)
No.
Just came across it and thought it was a great photo.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:24 PM (ZTRlp)
It's true, my few forays in the time machine were mostly frivolous, but i did discover one thing that i had been hoping to save for a First!
Namely, did y'all know, the Morlocks are descended from democrats?
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 10:24 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: Ted Nugent at July 16, 2017 10:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 10:24 PM (Rsi2C)
As for whether Star Wars or Star Trek reigns supreme, the answer, sadly, is Star Wars.
Why? Despite Imperial Storm Troopers having small arms accuracy that couldn't hit a Borg cube at 50 meters, the Red Shirts are always killed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2017 10:25 PM (DMUuz)
Don't pay any attention to that white, male, able bodied, economically privileged, heterosexual, cisgendered asshole! What does he know!?
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Anything that can't be known by shaking rattles and dancing in a grass skirt around a fire isn't worth knowing.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 16, 2017 10:25 PM (Nwg0u)
Does she have the gravitas to carry to part?
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 16, 2017 10:25 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2017 10:25 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:25 PM (KP5rU)
Doffs hat to you. Gives you an across-the-room thumbs up. Have a great week, SMFH.
With that, time to exit the grey box typing venue. There is a wife to hold and say nice things to.
Have a serene night everyone. May you all be blessed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 16, 2017 10:25 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: The Historical Hat at July 16, 2017 10:26 PM (vBeA5)
Just came across it and thought it was a great photo.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:24 PM
OK thanks. Looks like something Life would have published.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 10:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:25 PM
Was the dock in the shipping lane? ; )
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 16, 2017 10:27 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 16, 2017 10:28 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Aviator at July 16, 2017 10:28 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 10:28 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: A Dog Named X at July 16, 2017 10:28 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:28 PM (s5Kql)
Found a vid on Making of Back to the Future 2. Then found Making of part 1. Then part 3.
Then there was "Teens react" to BTTF2. Which was amusing. Not quite as amusing as Teens React to Windows 95, but amusing.
So, then, I wanted to watch the whole BTTF series again. (The edit that merges all 3 is best.)
Then I watched making of Ferris Bueller. So, then, I wanted to watch that again. Love that parade sequence. Cast of thousands, no CGI in those days.
Then there was a bit of Kwai Chang Caine fighting some angry cowboys, mostly by ducking. But I did not want to watch the Kung Fu series again. Milady and I used to watch it every week. Gosh, that was a long time ago. SNL early season days, IIRC.
Then there was a clip from Big Bang Theory about how the elevator got broken. Clips are the best way to watch this series, I think.
Oh, look. There's content in the post. Guess I'll check that out.
By which I mean,
Howdy, Hordey.
Posted by: mindful webworker - cisnormmalegringo at July 16, 2017 10:28 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 16, 2017 10:28 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 16, 2017 10:28 PM (IDPbH)
Does she have the gravitas to carry to part?
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 16, 2017 10:25 PM
Is "gravitas" a Moron word for "gigantic boobage"?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 16, 2017 10:28 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 16, 2017 10:15 PM (FQKBL)
Only the one. It was afterwards that I got stuck. You know, at 29.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 16, 2017 10:29 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 10:29 PM (IqV8l)
Just came across it and thought it was a great photo.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:24 PM
OK thanks. Looks like something Life would have published.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 10:26 PM (IqV8l)
It might have been.
The photo did not have a credit when I came across it. Reminded me of a simpler time.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:30 PM (ZTRlp)
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Youtube is good to watch music videos and aircraft investigations.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:30 PM (s5Kql)
Enter some details, scan your ticket, some cell video ... Boom lawsuit number 302 today.
Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2017 10:30 PM (9TU00)
Reminded me of a simpler time.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
A time before cis and trans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
Just saw "Rogue One". Stormtroopers were fucking deadly.
Gives heavy credence to the supposition that (like Leia stated), they'd let Han, Leia, and Luke go deliberately by shooting everywhere but them.
"They let us go..." is what Leia said, and she was right. Remember what Obi-wan said : "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.."
They're crack shots. When they miss, it is because they want to.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 16, 2017 10:32 PM (c1VpD)
One of the things I first did when I got to college was start researching how that damned Viet Nam war got started (not anything for credit, just for my own education, stupid me). Spent a lot of time scanning old newspapers on microfilche. (Google wasn't very good in 1970.)
In the college library.
Where I didn't get laid.
What?
Posted by: mindful webworker - anciently historic at July 16, 2017 10:32 PM (hGZJP)
Enter some details, scan your ticket, some cell video ... Boom lawsuit number 302 today.
Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2017 10:30 PM (9TU00)
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Maybe those lawyers that are setting up shop at airports because of the "travel ban" could work on that in their downtime between international flights.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2017 10:32 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 10:19 PM (Rsi2C)
No. It looked like you were trying to shame him in front of everyone, and it was an ungracious apology.
Said in the spirit of trying to be helpful.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 16, 2017 10:32 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:25 PM (KP5rU)*
Freighter Captain will have a few questions to answer.
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2017 10:33 PM (e3Ezr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Yes, he is home now - thanks for asking. He's been ordered to Ingalls Shipbuilding in Pascagoula to pick up his new ship at the end of the month. That has been in the works for quite some time. However, he is working with his Career Counselor/CO and Chiefs to get over to the Expeditionary Combat side. He's a good sailor with excellent FITREPs so we'll see.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2017 10:33 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2017 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2017 10:32 PM (sBOL1)
Guess when you have a Muscle Car you don't have those problems.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:33 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 16, 2017 10:34 PM (FUu/Z)
Little boy blew - he needed the money!
Posted by: Harry Dice Chapin at July 16, 2017 10:34 PM (xzV6l)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:23 PM (0mRoj)
I know, right? Those are good things. I'd like to have them.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 16, 2017 10:34 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 10:21 PM (Rsi2C)
We're trying to give you social guidance, not guard Slap, who doesn't care.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 16, 2017 10:36 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:33 PM (ZTRlp)
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I wouldn't know! I'm back to being a mild-mannered mini-van-driving suburban mom. No tats either.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2017 10:36 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I really believe she has a neurological problem. Something isn't right there, other than the usual liberal stupidity.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2017 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
Said in the spirit of trying to be helpful.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 16, 2017 10:32 PM
****
Wrong. You're wrong. Calm down. He thanked me. Read below. I understand that you're trying to protect your friend. I did nothing close to shaming. He wouldn't have thanked me for shaming him. Calm down
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 10:13 PM (Rsi2C)
Thank you. Beer has its downsides.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 16, 2017 10:16
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 10:36 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: mindful webworker - cats in Jesus' arms at July 16, 2017 10:37 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2017 10:37 PM (3C9q2)
*makes L shape with fingers on forehead*
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 16, 2017 10:37 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2017 10:36 PM (sBOL1)
You know the rulz. Pitchers or it didn't happen
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:38 PM (ZTRlp)
Ref: Bender in Futurama.
(Listening to Taxi. A rare wistful ballad.
Posted by: mindful webworker - automatedly at July 16, 2017 10:38 PM (hGZJP)
(Looks around for grammie winger.)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2017 10:37 PM (3C9q2)
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She's in Cancun, but I'm here, watching baseball.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2017 10:39 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2017 10:37 PM (3C9q2)*
Per earlier thread i think she is in a Cancun prison lamenting their poor wifi.
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2017 10:39 PM (e3Ezr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:39 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:39 PM (ZTRlp)
31 Who knew? Power causes brain damage.
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Power corrupts and absolute power....[you finish it!]
Posted by: Lord Acton at July 16, 2017 10:06 PM (aZq03)
... corrupts the iron fist in the velvet glove!
-- Metaphor Mixers, DeLuxe -- Now Available from Sunbeam!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2017 10:40 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2017 10:40 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - lost in spates at July 16, 2017 10:40 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 10:40 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:38 PM (ZTRlp)
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Well, no tattoos happened, so no pictures needed! Problem solved.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2017 10:40 PM (sBOL1)
Enter some details, scan your ticket, some cell video ... Boom lawsuit number 302 today.
Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2017 10:30 PM (9TU00)
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I'm considering opening a mall kiosk. Would that work?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 10:40 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
Does the autoenema involve lug nuts?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 10:41 PM (bwl6I)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 10:42 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
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You do not want to know.
Posted by: GOULD at July 16, 2017 10:42 PM (vj/UE)
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Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 16, 2017 10:42 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 10:42 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 16, 2017 10:42 PM (smD62)
*makes L shape with fingers on forehead*
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 16, 2017 10:37 PM (/o9Qk)
I think you've got this backwards...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:42 PM (KP5rU)
I hope she has plenty of gin to cope with the Brewers being ahead of her beloved Cubs (for the time being).
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2017 10:43 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
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Just quietly back away toward the door. Don't make eye contact.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 10:43 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Dr. John Harvey Kellogg at July 16, 2017 10:43 PM (8O3HH)
Blanco!
Was it moist, tight, and pink inside?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 10:43 PM (bwl6I)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 10:42 PM (IcT7t)
An escort?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 10:43 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 10:24 PM (Eynls)
Yannow, I think it's the other way around. The Eloi were flower-sniffing hippies. Morlocks got shit done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 10:43 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: bluebell at July
yeesh, having tats removed is painful. does getting de-inked get you out of the gang? thought once you got jumped in you had to get jumped out?
that's the way it is in my family anyway.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 10:44 PM (0wem/)
One of the things I first did when I got to college was start researching how that damned Viet Nam war got started
I learned on Barney Miller that it started during the Eisenhower administration.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 10:44 PM (IqV8l)
I couldn't really say where she was coming from
But I just met a girl named Dinah Moe Humm - Frank Zappa
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 10:44 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
It begs the question, if those who are the champions of these ideas are simply out to tear everything down. It's largely a check-the-block exercise in too many fields. The left have so many contradictory ideas, the mental gymnastics involved must really be tough on them. They aren't allowed to think for themselves, if they are capable of it. Race and sex in particular are used to work everybody over into a big guilt trip starting at an early age.
Rather than argue ideas, it's a simple matter to claim that "you didn't vote for me because I'm a Woman"; or half the country is irredeemably deplorable etc. Leftists are awfully lucky that most people aren't really anything like they are portrayed.
Normal people are operating at a distinct disadvantage because leftists are far actually worse than they can imagine.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2017 10:44 PM (Jm+IB)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)*
Let's see,
1. bluebell lost all her tats
b. There are not enough pitchers in MLB
TRES: Ann Coulter DOES NOT like United Airlines.
You'll have to read the content for the details.
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2017 10:45 PM (e3Ezr)
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2017 10:45 PM (e3Ezr)
Hell with that.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
Blanco!
Was it moist, tight, and pink inside?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 10:43 PM (bwl6I)
Wagyu beef?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:46 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Grump928
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Pfft. You try to come up with 57 pithy socks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 10:46 PM (OdK9v)
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Well, those Red Sox are winning again, vs some 3rd place team.
Posted by: Hillary will never be President! at July 16, 2017 10:46 PM (mBYZv)
Which was amusing. Not quite as amusing as Teens React to Windows 95, but amusing.
Unless "Teens React to Mr. Clippy" involved rage, blowtorches and metal snips, I'm gonna have to call "B.S."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2017 10:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 10:46 PM (bwl6I)
that's the way it is in my family anyway.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 10:44 PM (0wem/)
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Luckily, I'll never have to find out. My family is entirely boring in that way. Thank goodness.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2017 10:46 PM (sBOL1)
I agree, it does seem implausible at first. Till you find out the Eloi were all on welfare for a reason...
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 10:47 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 16, 2017 10:47 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: bluebell at July
well, so far as you know.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 10:48 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 10:46 PM (OdK9v)
Thettle down. Don't be pithy.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 10:48 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:48 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 10:40 PM (Eynls)
When my auto needs an enema, I just pump a quart of 80W-90 into the exhaust pipe. Don't need no steenkin' book.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 10:48 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 16, 2017 10:48 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 10:49 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: mindful webworker - with stopped-up nose at July 16, 2017 10:49 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2017 10:49 PM (WxUoq)
You'll have to read the content for the details.
Posted by: tbodie
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Yeah. That's it...United Airlines.
Posted by: Delta. We're Ready When You Are, mostly at July 16, 2017 10:49 PM (OdK9v)
welcome to Glenfiddich, sorry, you are too young to enter the site. You will automatically be redirected to responsibility.org.
All I wanted to know was how much a cask of scotch would cost?
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 16, 2017 10:49 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 10:42 PM (IcT7t)
A pedal-powered weed whacker?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 10:50 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Pairs of socks, or just singles in the dryer ...
Posted by: Adriane the Matching Clothing Critic ... at July 16, 2017 10:50 PM (AoK0a)
Dear god, no. I hated those damn ugly little shoeboxes when Ford first shat them out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 10:50 PM (IcT7t)
I'm perfectly calm, and Slap is humble, which is why he apologized.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 16, 2017 10:50 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 10:50 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Must have been. He gets a burning sensation every time he pees.
Posted by: Aviator at July 16, 2017 10:50 PM (/Nite)
Teevee news now announcing actor Martin Landau, RIP.
Just damn. There goes one of the few remaining greats.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2017 10:51 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 10:38 PM
While pitchers undoubtedly have been involved with many tattoos, any that bluebell has gotten and/or is contemplating are pure, 100% badassitude.
;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2017 10:51 PM (DMUuz)
Tonight is Family Night for the public again, which means someone was bound to piss me off . Never fails.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 16, 2017 10:51 PM (5FUS8)
Are the autoenema lug nuts left hand thread? Cause
I only have right hand wrenches. And does the get started kit come with the special bit to drill the square holes?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 10:51 PM (bwl6I)
Posted by: tbodie
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Yeah. That's it...United Airlines.
Posted by: Delta. We're Ready When You Are, mostly at July 16, 2017 10:49 PM (OdK9v)*
Hey! No fair reading the links .
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2017 10:51 PM (e3Ezr)
Posted by: NCKate at July 16, 2017 10:51 PM (2R5JV)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:51 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: original jake at July 16, 2017 10:51 PM (FkxeU)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
No, but we did have "Bug's Life" on for the emotional 3 year old this morning, which features something like that in the first few minutes of the movie.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 10:51 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:38 PM (KP5rU)
I like to think of the Horde as family - polite family, for the most part. Or friends. So, yeah.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 16, 2017 10:52 PM (Id9+8)
Just damn. There goes one of the few remaining greats.
Jim
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You missed the last thread, didn't you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, heteromasculinist at July 16, 2017 10:52 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:53 PM (s5Kql)
It wasn't on the odds of the Phillies winning the World Series.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2017 10:53 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 16, 2017 10:53 PM (Id9+8)
Just damn. There goes one of the few remaining greats.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2017 10:51 PM (v5iqM)
Sad news. He was a classy actor on Mission: Impossible.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 10:53 PM (XUcIQ)
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Polite? Come to my house for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 10:54 PM (PXj2C)
Yeah, and it only took me a weekend.
Loser indeed, lol.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:39 PM (s5Kql)
Know why I like you? I have this feeling we are a lot alike. We take shit from no one. We aren't afraid to tell people how the cow ate the cabbage. And we don't give a shit. Because we are who we are and if people don't like it, fuck em.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 16, 2017 10:54 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)
Well Mr Veritits, you'll just have to spring (50 easy payments of) $5 for the book, won't you? It is beautifully illustrated in sepia.
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 10:54 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:51 PM (s5Kql)
Hi there, hon! I see you've reached new heights on the List of Shame!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 16, 2017 10:54 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 16, 2017 10:55 PM (AOQ4d)
I have enjoyed some of those investigations. Why are they all always 45 minutes long? Ain' nobody got time fer that.
Posted by: mindful webworker - crash faster! at July 16, 2017 10:55 PM (hGZJP)
A discussion about revolver trigger jobs is long overdue.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2017 10:55 PM (wYseH)
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Well, there's your problem.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 16, 2017 10:55 PM (Nwg0u)
And they still haven't said which individual made the decision to pull this stunt and who condoned it. Makes me wonder if the 'careful' security screening is to protect the plane and passengers or if it is to make it safe for the arrogant, inexcusable behavior of the crew.
I hope she successfully sues the living shit out of Delta. There is no apology or even firing some lower level flunky that will make a damn bit of difference. Hit Delta so hard in the purse that they will have to actually value their customers. I don't give a hoot in hell if the airline has the 'legal' authority to act this way. Such incredible stupidity must be dealt with.
The airline personnel who are competent and pleasant, probably the majority, must be driven crazy by these brain damaged fools.
Instead of the cost of a plane ticket, I'll put the money into maintaining my car in good working order.
Mini rant off.
Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2017 10:55 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron
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Developed by NASA, without who, we would not have lug nuts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, heteromasculinist at July 16, 2017 10:55 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 10:56 PM (PXj2C)
This is not a phrase I have heard... meaning? Area/people derived from?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 10:56 PM (bwl6I)
Yeah Miley, the highlight of my week, really.
chavez, I'd vote for him.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:56 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2017 10:56 PM (Jm+IB)
It's crap. It's beyond crap. It doesn't fit with any previous storylines. It doesn't fit, and they know it. They're only doing it to follow along the way the rest of the world has gone, rather than what's best and what fits.
And really, it's just sad. For ONCE there was a family friendly, age appropriate, healthy male role model for today's generation of boys. Now it's gone.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 16, 2017 10:56 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: original jake at July 16, 2017 10:57 PM (FkxeU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 10:42 PM (IcT7t)
An escort?
Posted by: Insomniac
$250? Blanco got taken. From what I've seen on "Cops", you can get a perfectly good, unattractive meth ho for 15 bucks. Maybe even cheaper if you take the time to negotiate. They're pretty desperate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2017 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2017 10:55 PM (wYseH)*
I got a 7 shot revolver that sticks on one of the chambers. Any ideas on how to fix it?
Serious question.
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2017 10:57 PM (e3Ezr)
I was just looking up Landau and Barbara Bain. They divorced in 1993. They had two children, daughters.
One, Juliet Landay played Drusilla on the Buffy The Vampire player series.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 10:57 PM (8O3HH)
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Some are over an hour long.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 10:58 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 10:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 16, 2017 10:59 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, heteromasculinist at July 16, 2017 10:52 PM (OdK9v)
There is no thread other than the ONT! The ONT is great! All praise to the ONT!
ONT SNACKBAR!!!! LULULULULU!!!
*ka-pop*
*drops wee little champagne bottle shaped party popper and quietly shuffles away*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2017 10:59 PM (v5iqM)
This is not a phrase I have heard... meaning? Area/people derived from?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 10:56 PM (bwl6I)
This is a phrase I learned from my Texas-born husband. Basically, you're honest with folks. You tell them what is what. Sugarcoating...forget about it.
If you're an asshole, I'm gonna tell you you're an asshole.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 16, 2017 10:59 PM (/o9Qk)
Well, OK, if you toss in some hydraulic actuators and cat videos...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 10:59 PM (bwl6I)
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July
you mean the drone with the 5 pound warhead?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 10:59 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 10:59 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, heteromasculinist at July 16, 2017 10:55 PM (OdK9v)
Werner Von Braun must have stolen the idea for lug nuts from the VW factory as he fled Germany. Because for decades, VW didn't use lug lug nuts; they used lug bolts, which meant there was nothing to center the wheel on while you tried to start a bolt. So you had to balance the wheel on your toe or some other appendage, while turning the brake drum behind it, so as to line up one hole in which to start a lug bolt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 10:59 PM (XUcIQ)
*makes L shape with fingers on forehead*
I think you've got it backward. Hold up three fingers to make a "W" for winning.
Posted by: mindful webworker - top 1000 and ashamed at July 16, 2017 11:00 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: Fritz at July 16, 2017 11:00 PM (eLttb)
..........
you buy it new?
Posted by: original jake at July 16, 2017 11:00 PM (FkxeU)
203 An escort?
Dear god, no. I hated those damn ugly little shoeboxes when Ford first shat them out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 10:50 PM (IcT7t)
It's only hated? We're loathed! * bathes in self-pity *
-- Buick Azteks
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2017 11:00 PM (pNxlR)
Texas? Huh. We're Texicans and never heard that one. Too much refried beans in the ears I guess.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 11:01 PM (bwl6I)
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One unclosed parenthesis can ruin your whole day.
Posted by: mindful webworker - gramatically dramatic at July 16, 2017 11:01 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 16, 2017 10:53 PM (Id9+
Of course you wouldn't
You're as pure as the wind driven snow and about to go the way of your wayward friends.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 11:01 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Texas at July 16, 2017 11:01 PM (s5Kql)
-- Buick Azteks
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July
think those were pontiac vehicles
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:01 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2017 11:01 PM (rnAwa)
Or if you're back up in DFW some time, let me know...you got my email.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 16, 2017 11:01 PM (/o9Qk)
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Oh Duncanthrax, if you only knew how far from badassitude I am. Even farther than the Yankees are from the Red Sox in the standings.
Far.
Posted by: bluebell at July 16, 2017 11:02 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 10:56 PM (bwl6I)
It means to firmly set someone straight.
I grew up in Dallas and heard it all my life, but don't know how regional the saying is.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 16, 2017 11:02 PM (nvMvs)
One of my favorite old sayings is, "Don't worry about the mule going blind, just sit up in the wagon and hold the line."
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 11:02 PM (8O3HH)
No dice. This is self-published, i have to cover my costs. $250; i already have one satisfied customer on this thread.
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 11:03 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)
In Turkey, that could land you in prison. "That which is dropped must be left behind for the gleaners."
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 11:03 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Toad-O at July 16, 2017 11:03 PM (cct0t)
I spent $250 to get the house main sewer pipe unclogged. Can't have the toilets backing up when the place is made out of cardboard.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 11:03 PM (IcT7t)
$250 for a gd LUG NUT??
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron
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Developed by NASA, without who, we would not have lug nuts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, heteromasculinist at July 16, 2017 10:55 PM
Our lug nuts were bigger than Ivan's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 11:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 11:01 PM (bwl6I)
I dunno if it is a Texas thing or not. I never heard it until I moved here. Of course, I've heard a lot of strange sayings in the past ten years that I have never heard in the PA area. And then again, I've taught Mr D some sayings from up north (or my family) that Texicans have never heard either so...
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 16, 2017 11:04 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 16, 2017 10:59 PM (/o9Qk)
Uh oh.
*starts sweating profusely*
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 11:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: original jake at July 16, 2017 11:00 PM (FkxeU)*
No. I misstated the problem, one of the chambers requires more trigger pull then the others. Enough to throw me off on that shot.
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2017 11:04 PM (e3Ezr)
Yeah, that's just what I said (#253).
(Working hard tonight to get on the top 10, anyway.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - bottom of the ninth, two out, three men on base at July 16, 2017 11:04 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2017 11:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 10:42 PM
El pI So?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 16, 2017 11:04 PM (G8B7r)
my neighbor keeps telling me it is a suv but seems like someone forgot to put the sliding doors on his minivan.
he did go to THE osu. we know because it is on his personalized license plate.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:05 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2017 11:05 PM (Quwsn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 11:03 PM (IcT7t)
So just set up another cardboard house over a different grate.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
Oh. Well, what about videos of cats getting enemas?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 11:05 PM (bwl6I)
Re lug bolts: We've had several pieces of pull type implements that use those. Disk harrows, and some pull type sprayers.
Some of them have hubs, where you can at least hold the heavy wheel on with that, while you struggle to line up a hole, but some were "outies" with no hub. Bearings were on the inside with barely nothing to hold the wheel.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 11:05 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 16, 2017 11:05 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2017 10:55 PM (wYseH)*
I got a 7 shot revolver that sticks on one of the chambers. Any ideas on how to fix it?
Serious question.
I can fix it, but I hesitate to offer specific advice to one unique problem with one gun, for all the usual reasons.
Get some toolmaker's dye, and use the common steps to help determine where the interference is occurring.
Factories have been know to let an out-of-tolerance part slip by Q.C., every now and the.
And with a revolver, the timing, which is the interplay of various moving parts at EXACTLY the right millisecond in the operating sequence, is beyond critical.
So, it could be a "fit" problem, or it could be a "timing" problem. Or, both.
Generally, this is a send-back-to-the-factory problem, or alternatively, to Cylinder & Slide or other high-reputation revolver gunsmith.
I can walk a rookie through "general purpose" smoothing, but the problem described is not this... it's fraught with hazard and manifold opportunity to make it much, much worse.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2017 11:05 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2017 10:19 PM (tr2D7)
Ah darn--you go to work early, so you probably are not here! Good evening, Tonypete!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 16, 2017 11:05 PM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 11:05 PM (Eynls)
I may be making a trip up to Dallas in the near future.
Will drop you an email.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:06 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: original jake at July 16, 2017 11:06 PM (FkxeU)
my neighbor keeps telling me it is a suv but seems like someone forgot to put the sliding doors on his minivan.
he did go to THE osu. we know because it is on his personalized license plate.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:05 PM (0wem/)
Lots of SUVs are turning into 4-door minivans. Honda just did that with the Pilot.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 16, 2017 11:06 PM (e8kgV)
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Well, there's your problem.
The consequences of rejecting absolute truth is a bitch eh, Carl? When everything is gray, this is what the world looks like. Own it asshole.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2017 11:06 PM (WxUoq)
Bertram Cabot, Jr. #175: I learned on Barney Miller that it started during the Eisenhower administration.
IIRC, it was Truman that first sent "advisors" and assistance to the French.
Posted by: mindful webworker - eventually dropped my draft-dodging 2S, but "won" the lottery at July 16, 2017 11:07 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2017 11:07 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 16, 2017 11:07 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2017 11:07 PM (Jm+IB)
...........
chick car, also a POS
Posted by: original jake at July 16, 2017 11:07 PM (FkxeU)
A number of years ago there was a reality show called, IIRC, "Airport". It showed what went on at the terminals as people boarded. I'm not sure why the airlines agreed to it because it did not make them look good.
The attitude of some of the personnel was basically, "Shut your mouth and put up with whatever crap we do to you or we will call security."
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2017 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 16, 2017 11:08 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: mindful webworker - big-time gamblor at July 16, 2017 11:08 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:08 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2017 11:05 PM (Quwsn)
Hah! Surely you don't think that the grave can hold the man who created the modern notion of a zombie?
Posted by: josephistan at July 16, 2017 11:08 PM (ANIFC)
No cats were harmed during the making of this book. You can check Blanco's copy for that disclaimer. Right onna front. In big sepia letters.
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 11:08 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2017 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
More evidence to support the proposition that giving people power makes them go nuts.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 11:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 16, 2017 11:06 PM (e8kgV)
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LOL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 11:09 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:09 PM (0wem/)
I have an Enclave, and it is awesome. Great SUV that handles extremely well in the snow and rain, but also handles well at high speed on the highway.
When it wears out I will probably get another one.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2017 11:09 PM (wYseH)
Be well, Horde. xoxoxoxo
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 16, 2017 11:09 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: mindful webworker - carry me out on a 7th inning stretcher at July 16, 2017 11:10 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 16, 2017 11:10 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Insomniac at July
there should be a formula so you can easily define what is and is not an suv. simple one would be hood length. hood too long, station wagon. hood too short, minivan.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:10 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2017 11:11 PM (Jm+IB)
When it wears out I will probably get another one.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July
seriously?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:11 PM (0wem/)
Thee Ohio State
But, a tad bit better then The U
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 11:12 PM (ZTRlp)
A ban on tobacco cigarettes is now being slowly introduced into prisons, with several jails already having banned them outright.
Others, meanwhile, are preparing to be completely smoke-free by September.
But it won't be long before smoking pot is allowed in prison.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2017 11:12 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:13 PM (IYHxL)
Martin Landau man of a thousand similar voices, LOL
I'm grateful for the opportunity to clarify my earlier remarks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 11:13 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2017 11:13 PM (Jm+IB)
Krebs v Carnot #184: Unless "Teens React to Mr. Clippy" involved rage, blowtorches and metal snips, I'm gonna have to call "B.S."
One of my favorite bits was when they were told it to shut the computer down. The kids hit "Start" and then selected shut down/enter okay, but then it said "It is now safe to turn off your computer."
Culture shock!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - insert next disc at July 16, 2017 11:14 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:14 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Ah. Speaking of such, let's play Spot The Irony. From Anna's WWII photopaloosa, http://tinyurl.com/ya4o7bgn
Posted by: Mike Hammer, heteromasculinist at July 16, 2017 11:14 PM (OdK9v)
so how about the infiniti qx80, suv or rolling clawfoot bathtub?
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:14 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2017 11:13 PM (Jm+IB)
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Country Squire FTW!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 11:14 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 16, 2017 11:14 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2017 11:07 PM (V+03K)
Yes, always the same chamber.
And Jim, i assumed it was a fit problem. You have given me pause to reconsider my diagnosis. Thanks.
Ans Common Tater, thank you also.
Posted by: tbodie at July 16, 2017 11:15 PM (e3Ezr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
I saw a very small car the other day. Didn't get the name of it but it looked like a clown car and my Polaris ATV is bigger
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 11:15 PM (ZTRlp)
I think there's been some creep in the definition of SUV. Used to be you'd never hear the name "Buick" anywhere near it.
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2017 11:15 PM (kuiuS)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian
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Evening LadyL!
Now I'm shuffling off.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2017 11:15 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 11:16 PM (bwl6I)
Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2017 11:16 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:16 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:11 PM (0wem/)
Yup. The only downside is that it burns through suspension components a bit quicker than some other SUVs. But the handling, comfort and power make it worth the added cost.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2017 11:17 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July
not ripping on what anyone is driving just question the definitions applied to some vehicles.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:17 PM (0wem/)
I have used two of those "tech products" ... and not even very often. Most of them seem to be utterly useless except that they help the hipster douchebags to self-identify.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2017 11:17 PM (rZ+mb)
The Martian Lander died? I thought it was just pinin' for the fjords.
Posted by: mindful webworker - missionary impossible at July 16, 2017 11:17 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 16, 2017 11:18 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July
last time I questioned buicks someone came on and said "well we drive a lucerne and I think it is a nice car." now I get this.
well, I have never driven one so if you say it is a good ride it must be.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:18 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:19 PM (s5Kql)
Um, could you repeat the words you said about the things?
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:19 PM (IYHxL)
Spotify is awesome
Love my iPad
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 11:19 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 16, 2017 11:10
****
Yes, I did. I copy and pasted it into my notepad.
Thank you.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 16, 2017 11:19 PM (Rsi2C)
But, upon seeing the pictures of Mr. Landau, I was like....oh, I thought it was Odd Couple guy...so he's still alive.
Then, I see Walter Mattheau died almost 20 years ago.
Posted by: Tickled Pink at July 16, 2017 11:20 PM (smD62)
Posted by: original jake at July 16, 2017 11:20 PM (FkxeU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:20 PM (0wem/)
Well tank lady I'm doing very well, glad to see you're back around.
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:20 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:21 PM (KP5rU)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886632895535878144
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886632990054526976
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886633090168365056
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886633196628172801
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886633398361632768
Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2017 11:21 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 11:05 PM (bwl6I)
++++
Thank you. I can honestly say that I have never contemplated such a thing in the past, but I am now giggling while considering the possibility.
Do you suppose the cats would put up a fuss?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 16, 2017 11:21 PM (FUu/Z)
Which is kind of strange because they have pretty tight gun laws in most of those places on the list. Venezuela tightened them even further a couple years ago.
Posted by: Chairwoman of Heartland Engagement at July 16, 2017 11:21 PM (NbRJx)
LOL. That was me Y5.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 11:21 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 16, 2017 11:21 PM (Eynls)
But no one ever seemed to use this idea, for some odd reason, even though it was simple as pie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2017 11:22 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 11:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July
that is funny. even funnier is there is a little old lady in our building that drives one and every time I walk by her powder blue lucerne I wince thinking of your comment.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:22 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 11:23 PM (bwl6I)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886633493979181056
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886633585612120064
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886633675517038599
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886633772556455940
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/886633870782853120
Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2017 11:23 PM (AOrEZ)
Great show. A true jam band playing for true fans. Loved it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at July 16, 2017 11:23 PM (I8zsv)
Neither, apparently, did Kelly LeBrock.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 16, 2017 11:23 PM (rJUlF)
Love my iPad
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 11:19 PM (ZTRlp)
Never used Spotify and I have detested Apple since back when the Apple II first came out.
But, whatever works for you. Personally, I would much prefer a world without Apple.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2017 11:23 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:23 PM (0wem/)
This was today's 'piece' from the Book of Kek, read throughout the Kekistani diaspora in our homes and places of worship.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 16, 2017 11:24 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2017 11:24 PM (Jm+IB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:24 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 16, 2017 10:02
Eww, can you keep your sexual proclivities to yourself. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2017 11:24 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 11:24 PM (bwl6I)
Bobby Brown killed that sequel song.
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:25 PM (IYHxL)
Well, kbdabear, I see Twitter has put back up a "Sensitive Content" warning on you twitter feed page...
How does this work? Does someone have to complain, or this is some algorithm that scans for naughty words, or even naughty pictures?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 11:25 PM (8O3HH)
Southwest has, in general, created a giant mess at check-ins with their little randomly placed "self-serve" kiosks. Lines form randomly and then break down (as do the kiosks).
At MSY (New Orleans), however, they've solved the problem with a human. One lady directing a single, l-o-o-ong line of people to the next available (and working!) of the twenty kiosks. Easily five times faster than San Jose.
(And don't get me started on phone menus!)
Of course, their automated belt was down, so all our luggage was just piling up behind them...
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2017 11:25 PM (kuiuS)
Mrs. Mis. Hum loves her Lucerne. And I enjoy it for longer trips
I love my pickup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 11:25 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 16, 2017 10:59 PM (/o9Qk)
*taking notes for the next MoMee*
Posted by: Country Boy at July 16, 2017 11:25 PM (D2vc1)
Maybe not androgynous, but they sure played up the pervy bisexuality, especially with Tennant & Barrowman.
England is doomed.
I've been looking for an excuse to quit watching the increasingly politically correctish DW. Finally found it. Did not and won't be watching the trailer even. I will watch the Christmas special, for closure on the current guy, but then, AFAIC, there is no more Dr Who.
Should've quit on that episode where
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[SPOILERS]
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the moon turns out to be a giant space-dragon egg. That became our "at least [current episode] wasn't that bad" yardstick.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wibbley wobbley timey wimey at July 16, 2017 11:25 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 11:25 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July
you know full well it was not mutilation. she should have had that clitorectomy 70 years ago.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:26 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, heteromasculinist at July 16, 2017 11:26 PM (OdK9v)
well, I have never driven one so if you say it is a good ride it must be.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:18 PM (0wem/)
I drive a 2006 Lucerne. It's reliable, powerful, and quiet though it's getting a little long in the tooth. The ride is surprisingly good.
It's not a sexy car but it gets the job done.
I've no problem with you questioning Buicks. Tastes vary and next time I buy I'll probably spring for something not quite as boring.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 16, 2017 11:26 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:24 PM (0wem/)
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*snort*
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:26 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:24 PM (0wem/)
That's funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 11:27 PM (ZTRlp)
314 Jumping dogs are celebrated in Calaveras County.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
"Well -- I don't see no points about that dog that's any better'n any other dog."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2017 11:27 PM (pNxlR)
I love my pickup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July
well, I was not even talking about the lucerne, the lucerne was before obama messed with gm.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:27 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 16, 2017 11:27 PM (RrhD2)
You shut your filthy mouth. About the movie at least.
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:27 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 11:27 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 16, 2017 11:28 PM (TwwWO)
His most recent tweet is "2-Year-Old Girl was Brutally RAPED by Muslims because..." so I think I know the reason...
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2017 11:28 PM (zEjuG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 11:28 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 16, 2017 10:59 PM (/o9Qk)
Detective Skeres: You're an asshole, Frizer. Roll-it-down asshole. If we've a contest, the world's biggest asshole, you coming in second.
Detective Frizer: Yeah? Why not first?
Detective Skeres: 'Cause you're an asshole.
[The Big Bang]
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2017 11:28 PM (rZ+mb)
How does this work? Does someone have to complain, or this is some algorithm that scans for naughty words, or even naughty pictures?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 11:25
I worry about what Twitter is doing with the IP of people who download sensitive content.
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 16, 2017 11:29 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2017 11:29 PM (Jm+IB)
Both times we had short, but great, conversations. He sees my wife frequently where she works, but she has cautioned him against stopping by because of my health, and you never know what shape I'm in.
Anyway, we agreed that when I finally get my full set of choppers (hopefully within a month) he'll pick me up in the Continenral and we'll go to Swenson's for lunch. (That's the carhop joint where the musclecars would meet up here in Akron, including my one older brother.) A small gesture, but this really gives me something to look forward to, which I really need right now.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 11:29 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:30 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 16, 2017 11:27 PM (RrhD2)
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lol
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:30 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2017 11:27 PM (
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As long as all of the legs touch the ground, that's all I require.
Posted by: Zombie Abe Lincoln at July 16, 2017 11:30 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 11:25 PM (PXj2C)
Aw man, he was great in Grumpy Old Men, with Tony Curtiss and Jane Mansfield.
Jus' damn.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at July 16, 2017 11:30 PM (I8zsv)
I'll give you all credit, you're imaginative.
I spent $250 to get the house main sewer pipe unclogged. Can't have
the toilets backing up when the place is made out of cardboard.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
****
Shitter's full?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 16, 2017 11:30 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.
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I have to fend off the women throwing themselves at my '95 S-10. Okay, I may be making that up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 11:31 PM (OdK9v)
I enjoyed Capaldi more than any Doctor since Tom Baker, even with the PC crap.
I'm done after the Christmas special, too.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 16, 2017 11:31 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:31 PM (s5Kql)
>> people who download sensitive content.
Uh oh............ What's the number of that guy Walter White had to use when you have to disappear fast?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 11:31 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 11:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 16, 2017 11:31 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, heteromasculinist at July
ok googled it. have driven those. they are great on the road.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:32 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 11:31 PM (OdK9v)
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No, really?
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:32 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 11:32 PM (IcT7t)
You are going to have to try harder than that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2017 11:32 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:33 PM (KP5rU)
the toilets backing up when the place is made out of cardboard.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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That's how it always starts...then comes the backhoe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 11:33 PM (OdK9v)
So, last night we left Betadyne Douche standing over the warm body of her new lesbian lover, Vanilla Moistbits, who had just been shanked by the pivot man of a a gay three-way mob enforcer squad. Betadyne was doing something unpleasant to the killer's corpse. Does Betadyne:
[ ] Eat the corpse after abusing it
[ ] Pick up Vanilla's body and walk slowly away into the sunset while humming Amazing Grace
[ ] Shrug it off and go home and watch cat enema videos
Posted by: Fucknuckle Deluxe at July 16, 2017 11:33 PM (bwl6I)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:27 PM (IYHxL)
What? Didst I offend?
I left the TV on for background noise...now it's showing "Death Becomes Her", with Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep.
Would definitely choose LeBrock over either of them.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 16, 2017 11:33 PM (rJUlF)
Biggest dick-in-hand fail move comes from Sam Tarly in this night's Game Of Thrones:
He tells a maester of the Citadel, earnestly, that he has seen the White Walkers and the army of darkness. The maester says - yanno what, I believe you, but we survived the last long winter, so pffff.
Sam then stands there looking stupid and the maester walks out.
Sam should have said, we humans lost everything when the Others were last rampaging through our lands, and it took us so many thousands of years to get to High Mediaeval Civilisation that we don't even know how many thousands.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 16, 2017 11:34 PM (6FqZa)
If it's slammed I believe you.
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:34 PM (IYHxL)
Proof? I managed to win the heart -and perhaps other bits - of the hawtest and sweetest young lady in the United States and Texas while driving one.
QED.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 16, 2017 11:35 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:31 PM (s5Kql)
You're dethpicable.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 16, 2017 11:35 PM (rJUlF)
Aw man, he was great in Grumpy Old Men, with Tony Curtiss and Jane Mansfield.
Brian Dennehy as the jury room in Twelve Grumpy Old Men
* mic drop *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2017 11:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:17 PM (0wem/)
It's not an SUV unless you can drive it up a creek bed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 11:35 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July
that's all I got. Will bring you a bottle of scotch to the meetup.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:36 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: thathalfrican
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Well, it got slammed in the rear once. Come to think of it, she was a fairly attractive young lady.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 11:36 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:31 PM (s5Kql)
You're dethpicable.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 16, 2017 11:35 PM (rJUlF)
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Teehee.
Had to rickroll someone.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:36 PM (s5Kql)
Weird Science was one of my man teenage coming of age movies. Even though I was a teenager in the 90s, and I still think that movie is brilliant.
Haha
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:36 PM (IYHxL)
I will point out that that customers survey about Buicks being the most reliable is bs
no way with the same GM parts and UAW labor is a buick better than any other GM product
Posted by: original jake at July 16, 2017 11:36 PM (FkxeU)
Proof? I managed to win the heart -and perhaps other bits - of the hawtest and sweetest young lady in the United States and Texas while driving one.
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Imagine how you would have done in a Camry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 11:36 PM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 11:37 PM (XUcIQ)
Really want to be out of this dump before it gets to that stage.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2017 11:37 PM (IcT7t)
I left the TV on for background noise...now it's showing "Death Becomes Her", with Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep.
AntennaTV is showing a sitcom called Good Morning, World from 1967-68 Saturday night at 1am. Goldie Hawn is in it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061257
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 11:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 16, 2017 11:37 PM (TwwWO)
Mike, I gotta be honest my dude, I never pegged you to be into, well, getting slammed in the rear from a chick.
But hey, I like you for you!
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:37 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 11:37 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 16, 2017 10:59 PM (/o9Qk)
Maybe things are different now, but this sentiment could just as well be communicated with a facial expression and body language. We really don't need to go fully crude as the leftists do, and would like us to do, so they can record it on their (hidden) iPhones.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 11:38 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 11:36 PM (OdK9v)
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Told y'all we weren't doing phrasing anymore.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:38 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July
you could probably drive a prius up a creek bed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:38 PM (0wem/)
Had to rickroll someone.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:36 PM (s5Kql)
Well, it made me laugh, which I haven't done for the last 4 days or so.
So, thanks.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 16, 2017 11:38 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 16, 2017 11:39 PM (TwwWO)
I was supposed to be impressed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 11:39 PM (PXj2C)
.......
The Ford Explorer started this silly bs
before that a truck was a truck
Posted by: original jake at July 16, 2017 11:39 PM (FkxeU)
Mike, I gotta be honest my dude, I never pegged you to be into, well, getting slammed in the rear from a chick.
But hey, I like you for you!
Posted by: thathalfrican
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You know what else I just remembered? She was driving a Buick.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 11:39 PM (OdK9v)
Y5 I learned to drive with a 63 Buick Le Sabre long hood and mini-fins
Always been partial to GM products, my father sold gmc trucks for years
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 16, 2017 11:40 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:40 PM (s5Kql)
Tom Baker was the last Doctor.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 16, 2017 11:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 11:29
Very cool, hope you have a good time. That rocks.
T
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2017 11:41 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 16, 2017 11:41 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: booknlass at July 16, 2017 11:41 PM (6Xf+s)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 16, 2017 11:41 PM (bwl6I)
Sounds like someone else stepped up to that task.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 16, 2017 11:41 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:41 PM (KP5rU)
They're still not as bad as really retarded things like a stretch Hummer. The first time I saw one I couldn't stop laughing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2017 11:42 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 11:39 PM (OdK9v)
No need to explain, dildo, pegging, buick. Hey it's whatever yall feel comfortable calling it!
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:42 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:42 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: booknlass
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Yes'm. Kind of amusing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 11:43 PM (OdK9v)
Always been partial to GM products, my father sold gmc trucks for years
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July
we had an 86 Buick LeSabre in 86. really good looking car, lots of power, glided down the road.
only reason we don't have a gm in the stable now is because of the bailout.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:43 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:43 PM (KP5rU)
In my senior year in HS, would've been late '84 or early '85, I too got slammed in the rear by a chick. I was driving a '74 Ford LTD, stopped to make a left hand turn.
She was driving some little fureign POS. It was totalled. Front end smashed to bits. The only thing it did to the LTD was bend the tag up under the rear bumper.
It did one other thing. The right front door had a squeak to it, it would sort of catch. The impact fixed that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 11:43 PM (8O3HH)
https://tinyurl.com/ya2e9to7
"RALEIGH, N.C. (WNCN) - A person who 'passed gas' on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said."
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 16, 2017 11:43 PM (Nwg0u)
I quit watching Who in the late 1980s when it was all Boooooo Thatcherrrr all the time.
I must not have been paying attention. I don't remember it being political back then.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 11:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:44 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:45 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 11:45 PM (PXj2C)
"RALEIGH, N.C. (WNCN) - A person who 'passed gas' on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said."
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message
Did they have enough parachutes to go around?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 11:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:45 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 11:45 PM (PXj2C)
link maybe 90% Rickastleyfrei. (Late 1980s and all . . .)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 16, 2017 11:46 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 11:46 PM (8O3HH)
"RALEIGH, N.C. (WNCN) - A person who 'passed gas' on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said."
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message
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Reminds me of the time I had cabbage-stuffed squab for dinner in Paris, then got on a transatlantic flight.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 11:46 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: original jake at July 16, 2017 11:46 PM (FkxeU)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:46 PM (s5Kql)
*raises hand*
In highschool if I coulda got one for a dance or something I would have. No lie, I didn't think much of them but they were the hip now with it wow! part of life at that age.
In my wide eyed imagination I figured I would have ran through half my female graduating class with that.
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:47 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 16, 2017 11:46 PM (8O3HH)
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Not at all surprised.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:47 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:30 PM (0wem/)
The only car I ever owned that I needed to get into engine repair was a '82 Park Avenue (needed a new camshaft after 45k mi.) What a beautiful car, but I will never forgive GM for the week of vacation I burned on that repair. But it was an Olds engine, 307V8. (Hey, I only had one part left over, and I was able to look at my friends Olds Delta 88 to figure out where the hell that last damn wire went.)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 16, 2017 11:48 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:45 PM (KP5rU)
I figure it started with rappers but then spread to transportation to high school proms. I've seen more than a few. I've even seen a stretched sports car - ferrari or something. Of course, those super-long stretch limos are no less idiotic. What fun it must be to have to crawl 60 feet back and forth in a "limo". A regular bus would be more comfortable and luxurious. But this is like the ugly evolutionary version of the peacock.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2017 11:49 PM (rZ+mb)
What a motor. Beat the piss out of that thing.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 16, 2017 11:49 PM (89T5c)
Cabot, seriously, it happened: tinyurl.com/ycf9pz9
link maybe 90% Rickastleyfrei. (Late 1980s and all . . .)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 16, 2017 11:46 PM
I was too thick to get it. Always thought the McCoy episodes had bad writing. Now I know why. I thought they were just running out of ideas.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 11:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 16, 2017 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 16, 2017 11:50 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:43 PM (KP5rU)
...
Drove a 73 Buick Century a fair ways up a utility line easement once. By rights I should have gotten stuck.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2017 11:50 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 16, 2017 11:51 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July
the 80s were some of the best Buicks
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:51 PM (0wem/)
It was not better the 2nd time.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 16, 2017 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
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Just walk away, 'horde.
This is way too easy.
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:51 PM (s5Kql)
I was supposed to be impressed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2017 11:39 PM (PXj2C)
For some inexplicable reason, Buick has big mojo in China. That's why GM shitcanned Oldsmobile and Pontiac, and kept Buick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 11:51 PM (XUcIQ)
contemplated such a thing in the past, but I am now giggling while
considering the possibility.
Do you suppose the cats would put up a fuss?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 16, 2017 11:21 PM (FUu/Z)
Older cats can get plugged up, and they stop eating and go skeletal and can die from it. The treatment is an enema, and the longer term maintenance is to make sure they eat wet food instead of dry, and at times they can be treated with some of the same class of laxatives people get - but talk frankly with your vet before you start dosing your cat with OTC stuff - some of it will kill cats.
And yes, I am told they hate it, sulk a lot, and if you love the cat, the possibility that she might wind up crapping in your shoes in revenge at least shows she is regular.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2017 11:51 PM (mkDpn)
That was then in my yung'un days. I know better now, but man back then? Woooo shit. I'm actually interested in seeing the new stretch items,
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:52 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:53 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2017 11:53 PM (KP5rU)
https://youtu.be/Ol1_4n_EUfU
To call this a cringe video falls short.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2017 11:53 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:53 PM (0wem/)
Ground clearance is the most vital thing. And a 2wd with a front-mounted winch can still be a formidable off-road conveyance.
No, we're not gonna take a Lucerne rock climbing. But I've taken '71 & '72 SuperBeetles up some pretty gnarly dry washes on a certain Texas ranch. And once had to press a '91 BMW 735 il into deer-hunting duty, over a rain softened, mudholed caliche road.
Yes, I got stuck, and yes, a four-foot section of "corduroy road" made from small branches, allowed me to roll out, too.
Bagged the deer, got out and got to the processor's, too.
And Ford's Explorer didn't start the SUV thing. Honors there go to various Land Rover marques, and Toyota's revered (original) FJ "Land Rover clones", as well as the vaunted Land Cruiser, which really led the class into more luxurious SUV prototypes.
What is to be lamented though, is the Unit Body evolution of the SUV. A proper SUV will be body-on-frame, with some inherent truck grade capabilities.
Not many such being made anymore, are there?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2017 11:54 PM (v5iqM)
Great show. A true jam band playing for true fans. Loved it.
Saw Edgar Winter Group in Tampa in 1994. Your right, they put on a hell of a show.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2017 11:54 PM (WxUoq)
^
Does that sound right to you? It's from a dating profile that responded to me.. but that and a couple other examples of strange grammar make me suspicious. It's supposedly from an economist with a masters degree.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2017 11:54 PM (HaZvX)
This is way too easy.
Posted by: SMFH at July
But is just sitting there like a baby seal full of diamonds.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:55 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 16, 2017 11:55 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 16, 2017 11:52 PM (IYHxL)
They're coming out with stretched Smart Cars next year. It's got a wheelbase of ten feet and 8 doors.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 16, 2017 11:55 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2017 11:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:45 PM (0wem/)
You could think about zombie Helen Thomas or Lena Dunham. Hmmm, then again they're probably more likely to kill the boner rather than slowing things down.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 16, 2017 11:55 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:56 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 16, 2017 11:56 PM (6FqZa)
https://tinyurl.com/ya2e9to7
"RALEIGH, N.C. (WNCN) - A person who 'passed gas' on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said."
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 16, 2017 11:43 PM (Nwg0u)
There's another scary story at that link. An Air Canada Airbus attempted a landing at Frisco. On the taxiway, with the other aircraft on the ground. Pulled up at the last minute, missing the closest aircraft by 29 feet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 11:57 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July
Bebes! Yeah you are asking a lot of one boner
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:58 PM (0wem/)
It was not better the 2nd time.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 16, 2017 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
Did you at least get wined & dined first?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 16, 2017 11:58 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:58 PM (s5Kql)
the toilets backing up when the place is made out of cardboard.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
****
Shitter's full?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Don't even remind me. My employer spent over $900 for a city sewer connection. Then they could not find the trunk to our property and it cost us over $5000 to get the connection done, after paying the city $900 for a connection.
Some of or group just want to let this go. I'm not of the same mind. Grrr.
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2017 11:58 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:58 PM (s5Kql)
Posted by: The Chicken at July 16, 2017 11:59 PM (bwl6I)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:59 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2017 12:00 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 11:57 PM (XUcIQ)
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Who's paying for the dry cleaning?
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:00 AM (s5Kql)
I need to get my rear end stretched before that damn farmer comes back...
Posted by: The Chicken at July 16, 2017 11:59 PM (bwl6I)
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When did pigeon-holing go out of style?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2017 12:00 AM (PXj2C)
Next on Geraldo
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:53 PM (
Rapey dolphins responsible?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2017 12:00 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: The Chicken at July 16, 2017 11:59 PM (bwl6I)
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Feeling left out?
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:01 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 17, 2017 12:01 AM (IYHxL)
True Fact: Dolphins have prehensile penises.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 17, 2017 12:02 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2017 11:51 PM (mkDpn)
++++
I have heard of cats crapping in shoes just out of a generalized desire to get even, but I never heard of it being tied together with a forced enema.
But, I guess two can play that game.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 17, 2017 12:02 AM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 11:57 PM (XUcIQ)
I read that a few days ago. He didn't pull up of his own accord, though. Another plane alerted the tower that he was lining up on a taxiway parallel to the runway (with 4 planes as sitting ducks on it) and the tower ordered an emergency abort.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:02 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2017 12:03 AM (KP5rU)
True Fact: Dolphins have prehensile penises.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 17, 2017 12:02 AM (8O3HH)
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But can they play the piano? I can play the piano.
Posted by: Zombie Liberace at July 17, 2017 12:03 AM (PXj2C)
"Familiar Voices" (fea Obama as Nixon)
https://youtu.be/_zr_v7ICXxE
Said I'd used their music. The only music in the vid was me playing "shave and a haircut" on my end-logo.
I filed objection and they dropped the dispute. Not the first time.
They weren't going to take down my video, just give any monetization to the other folks.
I only recently learned that some folks actually make significant income off of YouTube. So, I started allowing ads on some of mine.
I looked today and found that I had doubled my income since the previous week. I've earned 4¢.
(Looking through catalog of yachts.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - rolling in dough at July 17, 2017 12:03 AM (hGZJP)
Kinda hard to resist, huh?
Posted by: SMFH at July 16, 2017 11:58 PM (
Yep. And what kind of ont 'Ettes would we be if we resisted?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2017 12:03 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2017 12:00 AM (hscyr)
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Yeah, I just searched that, and I'm gonna say no.
*waves to Bob*
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:04 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: thathalfrican - new faces tie like shoelaces at July 17, 2017 12:04 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 17, 2017 12:05 AM (WxUoq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 11:57 PM (XUcIQ)
OMG, that's less than 10 metres!
/jk
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2017 12:06 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:06 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: RM at July 17, 2017 12:07 AM (eP+dt)
Posted by: original jake at July 17, 2017 12:08 AM (FkxeU)
(that is one of the best FU, I'm honest speeches I've ever heard)
My problem with YouTube is they make "adult" various videos, like some of those masterful videos from Lenningrad, or dry lectures by Ralph Raico.
Pointless crap like that because someone doesn't like the politics and can get the company to ban it.
Pure BS
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2017 12:08 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:06 AM (rZ+mb)
A two-seater Sybian?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2017 12:08 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 17, 2017 12:09 AM (HaZvX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2017 12:08 AM (XUcIQ)
Uh ... I'm gonna let publius handle this
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:09 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July
hey, we are trying to swallow the scotch not wash the keyboard.
you could build one of those.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 12:09 AM (0wem/)
There are just too many good TV shows around for us to bother with PC.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2017 12:10 AM (6FqZa)
Gives new meaning to "Love Seat". Lesbo Love Seat.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 17, 2017 12:10 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 12:10 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July
gives new meaning to riding bitch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 12:12 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: The Chicken at July 16, 2017 11:59 PM (bwl6I)
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When did pigeon-holing go out of style?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2017 12:00
WTF, you talking bout me?
I'm watching AXS, Sammy Hagar, no f'ing chickens here and going to bed.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2017 12:12 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2017 12:13 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July
heh.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 12:13 AM (0wem/)
http://globalnews.ca/news/1456790/smoky-haze-over-calgary-expected-to-worsen/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2017 12:14 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2017 12:16 AM (6FqZa)
Bagged the deer, got out and got to the processor's, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
The lengths that people will go to justify saying, "Venison tastes much better than beef."
Sarcasm, of course. I'm glad you went through all that and didn't come home empty handed.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2017 12:18 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 16, 2017 11:20 PM (0wem/)
Yeah I think so. That's why Buick is still around. Though I think what Buick is really considered to be is the Cadillac for the old people who are can't afford one.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2017 12:18 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2017 12:16 AM (6FqZa)
Man, if it was, I could get stoned just going out in my yard and breathing. A blue haze in all directions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2017 12:18 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 17, 2017 12:02 AM (8O3HH)
Meh. The new trend among female transsexuals is getting those put on - they're calling them "smart dicks".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:19 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:20 AM (s5Kql)
Well, I do wish my dick was smarter than it is.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 17, 2017 12:21 AM (8O3HH)
Delta seemingly alienated a customer for no logical reason other than that they don't really care what some troublesome customer thinks. And because many of their policies are based on what makes their lives more convenient. Instead of focusing on how to make customers happier, the model is trying to find the lowest point they can get away with without killing their bottom line.
Hoping to see Ann Coulter extract a bit of suffering.
Posted by: RM at July 17, 2017 12:22 AM (eP+dt)
Ah, another satisfied customer.
I'll be here all week ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:22 AM (rZ+mb)
https://tinyurl.com/ya2e9to7
"RALEIGH, N.C. (WNCN) - A person who 'passed gas' on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said."
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 16, 2017 11:43 PM (Nwg0u)
Alright, which one of you was it?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2017 12:23 AM (17QyB)
Sort of like this?
https://youtu.be/tD1Cl1L8WFQ
(nsfw - ish)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 12:24 AM (IcT7t)
Hoping to see Ann Coulter extract a bit of suffering.
Posted by: RM at July 17, 2017 12:22 AM (eP+dt)
I have no clue wtf Continental was thinking merging with them.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2017 12:25 AM (aMlLZ)
https://youtu.be/tD1Cl1L8WFQ
(nsfw - ish)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 12:24 AM (IcT7t)
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Not clicking, but I'm gonna guess yes.
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:26 AM (s5Kql)
https://youtu.be/tD1Cl1L8WFQ
(nsfw - ish)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 12:24 AM (IcT7t)
LOL. That was a great scene.
The punchbowl scene wasn't long after that ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:26 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2017 12:23 AM (17QyB)
If it hasn't been said already, "He who smelt it first, dealt it."
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2017 12:27 AM (lIZQs)
Either way, some specific short circuits and system failures are sure to occur.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2017 12:27 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2017 12:28 AM (0wem/)
Well, hell, some Brit company has announced the "i.Con". It's a smart cock ring. It will connect to you iPhone or whatever and measure and record various dynamical variables of your performance.
They also claim to be a working a feature to detect STDs with it. Detect various antigens, they say.
So, the smart dick is not as far fetched as we think.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 17, 2017 12:28 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:28 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: RM at July 17, 2017 12:30 AM (eP+dt)
I can't stop laughing ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:31 AM (rZ+mb)
Now I drive a Hyundai, that gets much better gas mileage and has a much bigger gas tank. Fuck GM.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2017 12:31 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:31 AM (s5Kql)
Whiskey dick.
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:28 AM (s5Kql)
Heh, laughing my damn ......
*sips bourbon*
*hearing GPS voice in head: "re--calc--uu--lating!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2017 12:31 AM (v5iqM)
I have no clue wtf Continental was thinking merging with them.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2017 12:25 AM (aMlLZ
Continental "merged" with United. But that was still a huge net loss in custoner sevice. (Taking a big risk here. My SIL is a pilot for U/C Airlines.)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2017 12:32 AM (lIZQs)
In other news, Paul Ryan is filing a lawsuit in London for patent infringement
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2017 12:32 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 17, 2017 12:33 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2017 12:33 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 17, 2017 12:31 AM (JfdQ
You get all your news from the Saudi Poop-Lickers Club? That explains a lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2017 12:33 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 12:33 AM (iVOAv)
You scored a 4-hate comment. Not bad, but I know you can do better. Are you tired or something?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:34 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:34 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 16, 2017 11:27 PM (RrhD2)
Ask that SMFH guy, he made it too.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 12:35 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 12:35 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 17, 2017 12:33 AM (mMeIQ)
--
I can empathize.
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:35 AM (s5Kql)
United has so screwed things up, my business now goes to Southwest, whenever possible.
Oh, and United so screwed up the Rewards program from Continental, it's not even worth the bother, anymore.
Jim*
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
* who now chooses to drive whenever possible, regardless of the distance. Sadly, sometimes, one must fly, and that which I once thoroughly enjoyed, I now despise.
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2017 12:36 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 12:36 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: RM at July 17, 2017 12:36 AM (eP+dt)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:37 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at July 16, 2017 11:31 PM (TwwWO)
Just another reason why I don't bother.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 12:37 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 12:38 AM (iVOAv)
So officer takes license and then he asks 'Do you have any guns. knives, grenades in vehicle?' I laugh and say no while thinking dude really grenades.
So yeah get warning about the lights and a ticket for the insurance goof. So continue on my way stewing. Finally get home and look at the ticket. Everything is faintly written but in the violations section where he's supposed to check off what I was cited for, all the boxes are blank.
I think tomorrow going to leave for work an hour earlier than planned and motor to courthouse to ask for assistance. See if they can spot the check mark.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 12:38 AM (Wja0c)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 12:37 AM (Jcg9Q)
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Good thing I can.
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:38 AM (s5Kql)
Don't gender commenters! Haven't you learned anything from our betters?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 17, 2017 12:38 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2017 12:36 AM (v5iqM)
Somebody needs to start an Uber-style service to allow people to book rides on smaller aircraft flying out of regional and/or industrial airports beyond the notice of the TSA nazis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2017 12:38 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 12:38 AM (iVOAv)
You never know when reavers will show up.
Posted by: jayne cobb at July 17, 2017 12:39 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 12:40 AM (IcT7t)
You scored a 4-hate comment. Not bad, but I know you can do better. Are you tired or something?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Actually it was a weak effort at trolling. I give him a 'D' and I'm being generous.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 17, 2017 12:40 AM (WxUoq)
No, not really.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 12:40 AM (IcT7t)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:41 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 12:38 AM (Wja0c)
If that's a Blue Check Mark, then the Moose out Front will be wanting to have a bit of a chat with you, you know.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2017 12:41 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 17, 2017 12:41 AM (mMeIQ)
Next, is a production of "Moon Over Buffalo", a very funny farce. I have a part, but not a lot of jokes, because someone has to play the straight guy, dang it.
After THAT, in the fall, we're presenting a musical written and composed by an area native who has worked on Broadway since the 80s.
That's a lot of time in the theater over the next 90 days, but since I don't have a girlfriend anymore, at least I have the free time.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 12:41 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 12:38 AM (Wja0c)
I think you have that backwards. You should demand that the ticket is invalid since it wasn't filled out correctly. You don't have to offer any information about anything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:41 AM (rZ+mb)
I think tomorrow going to leave for work an hour earlier than planned and motor to courthouse to ask for assistance. See if they can spot the check mark.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 12:38 AM (Wja0c)
I guess if you drew in a "driving while blonde" box with a Sharpie, and pencilled in a checkmark, the court wouldn't see the humor in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2017 12:42 AM (XUcIQ)
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So true.
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:42 AM (s5Kql)
So officer takes license and then he asks 'Do you have any guns. knives, grenades in vehicle?' I laugh and say no while thinking dude really grenades.
So yeah get warning about the lights and a ticket for the insurance goof. So continue on my way stewing. Finally get home and look at the ticket. Everything is faintly written but in the violations section where he's supposed to check off what I was cited for, all the boxes are blank.
I think tomorrow going to leave for work an hour earlier than planned and motor to courthouse to ask for assistance. See if they can spot the check mark.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 12:38 AM (Wja0c)
Really? He gave you a ticket because you had an out of date proof of insurance? Everytime I've been unlucky enough to get pulled over and didn't have an up to date PoI all I had to do was send along a copy of my PoI and it was all good.
As for all the boxes being blank, its probably a triplicate form and whatever winds up being sent to the courthouse will have the checkmark showing. So their advice is going to be to send in the check with the amount for the "No insurance" citation.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2017 12:43 AM (cAnNx)
I wonder what the cop would have done if I had mentioned that in the military I was once qualified on the M-203. But why volunteer anything right. I just wanted to get through with it.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 12:43 AM (Wja0c)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 17, 2017 12:41 AM (mMeIQ)
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lol
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:43 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 17, 2017 12:40 AM (WxUoq)
The beat sucks, and you can't dance to it.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2017 12:44 AM (Q3Rng)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message
That headline makes no sense.
If you read the article, they weren't "forced" off the jet. The incident occurred in midair or right when they landed, and everybody got off the plane.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 12:44 AM (Jcg9Q)
It's a term that alt-right Trump supporters use to denigrate other men-- typically on the right, who do NOT support Trump- who let black men eff their wives/girlfriends while they watch.
It gets kind of fuzzy here, but the alt-right Trump people hate the non-trump people by letting the wives/girfriends do that with black men, it's a blow to their white supremacy kkk agenda.
/really. not making this up.
Posted by: shibumi at July 17, 2017 12:45 AM (aT+Bx)
Good Morning Chi.
Still with the Bill Wynn stuff I see. I guess I was just pissing in the wind the other night?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 17, 2017 12:45 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 12:45 AM (IcT7t)
Oh great, the i.Con smart ring will be connected to the Cloud and you compare your performance with other dudes.
In a few years, the ladies can look up a prospect's performance data.....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 17, 2017 12:45 AM (8O3HH)
I was in Moon Offer Buffalo. Played the lead acting woman whose name I forget.. I broke my leg coming off the stage and getting tangled up in ropes but didn't know I had broken it till the next day. I had to fence in a soft cast. And it is a very funny show.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 12:46 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 12:46 AM (Wja0c)
Good Morning Chi.
Still with the Bill Wynn stuff I see. I guess I was just pissing in the wind the other night?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 17, 2017 12:45 AM (sf2BM)
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That is not Chi.
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:47 AM (s5Kql)
Sheesh.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 12:44 AM (Jcg9Q)
Only two people were "forced" off the plane. There was a pair of connoisseurs arguing about the vintage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2017 12:47 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 12:47 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 17, 2017 12:45 AM (8O3HH)
Man, those global warming dudes are going to make a mint helping guys adjust their data correctly ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:47 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:48 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 12:46 AM (Wja0c)
No. Tim Cook just refuses to take it off.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:48 AM (rZ+mb)
I wonder what the cop would have done if I had mentioned that in the military I was once qualified on the M-203. But why volunteer anything right. I just wanted to get through with it.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 12:43 AM (Wja0c)
As to the "Blue Check Mark" crowd in the leftward media/commentariat, I'm sure Teh Horde can crowdsplain that, quite adroitly.
Otherwise:
M-203. "Qualified"
M-79 "Expert"
Which rating I earned shortly before the USAF retired the M-79, for all but crowd-control purposes with CS gas or inert smoke cartridges.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2017 12:49 AM (v5iqM)
>> a mint
Heh, heh ...Hockey Stick..... It's flat, but make it look like it stands straight up....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 17, 2017 12:49 AM (8O3HH)
Is that it, or is he just savoring it like a "lifesavers" candy?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 12:50 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 12:50 AM (Wja0c)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 17, 2017 12:51 AM (WxUoq)
Tim Cook -- Like that Chinese idiot who got it stuck...13mm diameter....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 17, 2017 12:51 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 12:50 AM (IcT7t)
Okay ... that's a foul!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 17, 2017 12:51 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 12:46 AM (iVOAv)
That was Charlotte. I play Richard, her old flame that tries to steal her away from her husband. Our Charlotte is a very talented young lady, and when I say "young", I mean I'm old enough to be her dad. All the rest of the cast is 20-25 years younger than me. Feels a bit strange, honestly.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 12:52 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:52 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2017 11:57 PM (XUcIQ)
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Who's paying for the dry cleaning?
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:00 AM (s5Kql)
And then the story of the plane that shook for two hours on it's way back to the airport and the pilot twice asked people to pray.
If a pilot is asking me to pray, I'm not making it to the bathroom.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 12:53 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2017 12:53 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:54 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 12:46 AM (iVOAv
You know that's just a saying. You're not actually supposed to do it.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2017 12:54 AM (cAnNx)
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Probably LH thread. Time machines are like weed eaters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2017 10:19 PM (OdK9v)
MOPAR Engineering
Posted by: Fox2! at July 17, 2017 12:55 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 12:55 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2017 12:55 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 12:50 AM (Wja0c)
Others will explain this better than me. Bank on that.
"Blue Check Mark" media, is a "Rating" given by (I think) Twitter, for CERTAIN USERS having been "verified" as honest, truthiness, toe-the-left-wing-line, etc., CONSISTENTLY, so that their posts, tweets, twerks or whatever, are considered as "VERIFIED" by Twitter, or whoever.
You will not see anyone such as David Burge, "Blue Check Marked" on Twitter. Nor, Bill Whittle, etc., ad infinitum.
But if you post as a transgendered cross species identifying as a suppressed alt-pigment minority suffering from body dismorphysm and subsequent judgementalism from neo-Nazi conservatives....well....here's your Blue Check Mark!
Or, something like that.
jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2017 12:55 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2017 12:53 AM (6FqZa)
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That may be, but the fact is that he's not here to defend himself, is he?
Easy to cast aspirations on someone who is unable to defend himself.
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:57 AM (s5Kql)
Being over the Atlantic in a C-5, just got served the meal, fork is raised. and the plane drops in under a second what feels like a hundred feet.
Or over South American rain forest in a C-130 when lightning zaps one engine, so the crew feathers it, levels the plane out of its 60 degree combat turn, and fly five hours to nearest friendly base while the loadmaster wonders how quick he can kick the three pallets out the back if they lose another engine.
But the most excitement I've ever had? Surviving an Italian taxi driver's idea of driving in Rome. That was scarier than the planes.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 12:58 AM (Wja0c)
I was going to say Charlotte, then I thought maybe I'm having a senior moment and got the name wrong. I performed it about 18 years ago. They will have to age the actress then because as you know the character has a daughter in her twenties. I am glad you are having fun with the youngsters ;^) but it sounds like some of the cast is a little too young for their roles. I hope you get a nice crowd. The audience always seemed to enjoy it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 12:58 AM (iVOAv)
The IP info matches.
Three times now I have tried to get him to contact CBD and see if things can somehow get worked out.
No luck.
That's all I will say about the matter.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 17, 2017 01:00 AM (sf2BM)
It was the first and last time I ever did. Still have some pain occasionally with it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 01:00 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 12:37 AM (Jcg9Q)
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Good thing I can.
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 12:38 AM (s5Kql)
Are tanks anything like Toyotas?
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 01:00 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 17, 2017 12:33 AM (mMeIQ)
I actually have experience in this area. Get rid of the "stuff" and he'll have nothing too come back for (except food, shelter, and other non-necessities.)
Really, tell him to rent a storage unit.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2017 01:01 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 01:01 AM (Wja0c)
We'll be using makeup to age the leads, George and Charlotte, and George's mom, Edith. As for being a bit young for their roles...unfortunately, there are cliques developed around each of the directors associated with the theatre, and some actors won't audition for productions if a certain director is at the helm. Or maybe I'm just insane to be involved with three consecutive productions.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 01:02 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 01:03 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 17, 2017 12:33 AM (mMeIQ)
Ooooohhhhh, I smell a garage sale.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 01:03 AM (Jcg9Q)
Now I drive a Hyundai, that gets much better gas mileage and has a much bigger gas tank. Fuck GM.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2017 12:31 AM (cAnNx)
Yeah I tried to go American every time we went for a new car, but I kept going back to acura. they go forever. The last good American car I had was a 2000 dodge intrepid with the 3.2 engine. What a great car that was. It had a trunk that could fit small music store, got a solid 32mpg on the highway, was comfortable as hell, and drove real nice. I wasn't trusting much out there when the Intrepid got old, so I went back to acura. When that acura got old the wife started looking for a car again. I couldn't find anything American with a glowing reliability report. Chrysler was now owned by fiat, the ford V6 is shit, chevy was ugly, etc, so she went back to acura again. Then when it was my turn I looked at a new mustang, and was sooo close to getting it but forget driving that in snow, and everything that I really liked or would buy American wise (Camaro, challenger, mustang) were all rear wheel drive, and anything front wheel drive looked like frigging ass. Was frustrating.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2017 01:03 AM (aMlLZ)
acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=370553#c27325210
I assumed that he'd looked up Wynn's IP.
If I'm wrong I take that back of course.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2017 01:04 AM (6FqZa)
Well if you bought an Acura, it's probably got an engine built in Anna, Ohio, and the car might be assembled in Ohio as well. Not sure what models the Marysville plant all makes.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2017 01:06 AM (cAnNx)
acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=370553#c27325210
I assumed that he'd looked up Wynn's IP.
If I'm wrong I take that back of course.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2017 01:04 AM (6FqZa)
Ok, how do you get a link to go to the exact place you're referring to like this one does? I've never been able to figure that one out.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 01:07 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 01:08 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 01:08 AM (rJUlF)
I probably missed it, but what song did you decide on for your audition? In any case, I guess it worked.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2017 01:09 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2017 01:06 AM (cAnNx)
yeah no clue, but damn those things go forever. I had 260K on the last one. I gave it to a friend and he's still running it, and it runs like the day I got it. It was a TL.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2017 01:10 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2017 01:10 AM (XUcIQ)
Well, that sounds like a lot of work-3 productions in a row.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2017 01:10 AM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 01:07 AM (Jcg9Q)
The comment number is a hyperlink to that comment on a page.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2017 01:10 AM (17QyB)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 01:10 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 01:07 AM (Jcg9Q)
Comment numbers are links. Right click the number and "copy shortcut" or "copy url" or whatever it says on your browser.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2017 01:11 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 01:14 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: sinalco at July 17, 2017 01:15 AM (yODqO)
Aircraft anti-lock-brakes seem to have preceded Class 8 semi-truck anti-lock brakes. Which had amassed quite the horrid reputation within the industry, but I'm not sure of the reasons why.
Both, came before the common availability of ABS brakes in the mass-market automobile and light-truck industry.
There is a pre-history of ABS brakes that is not known by the average consumer.
Some enterprising, income-from-writing-commenter, could make a feature length article from this, and shop it to Car & Driver, Road & Track, and other popular periodicals.
I'm looking at a WHOLE BUNCH of commenters/writers from amongst Teh Horde, here.
Shit or get offa the pot, etc?
And no, don't look at me for this, either. I'm a knowledgeable layman, at best.
But far, far from having the expertise to write of this, in any meaningful way.
I'll just step back, throw out the Challenge Towel, and hie myselfe offe to sleepe.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2017 01:15 AM (v5iqM)
There are. I feel like this is one of the things that you would read about on Insty, being a victim of the bureaucracy. But if you google it you will find more than one.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2017 01:16 AM (rnAwa)
It was "Mama Look Sharp" from 1776. I got the part; I'm one of the four main characters.
Here's my version, in case you're interested.
https://clyp.it/ctp1mh0u
Now I really better go to sleep!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 01:24 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 17, 2017 01:24 AM (rJUlF)
The marketing take for granted that we forgot about Matrix Reloaded, and ripped it off. The posters are of characters on a white background, and enigmatically crops the head at the nose level.
http://tinyurl.com/y9yld946
http://tinyurl.com/y7283bp7
It's a test of the visual vocabulary of the movie that you can immediately identify the characters, but I think The Matrix, at least the first one, does much better than the Star Wars 7 through 9.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2017 01:25 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: David Brooks at July 16, 2017 10:15 PM (PXj2C)
No, but I could do with a sandwich, right about now.
Posted by: sinalco at July 17, 2017 01:26 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2017 01:27 AM (J85JY)
Talk about the door not hitting you in the ass? That plane door was actually closed with people in the entrance and the engines torquing up. Well, we got out of Cumana, but that was just the start. And I had a 102 degree fever.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2017 01:28 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2017 01:30 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2017 01:31 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 17, 2017 01:32 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 01:33 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 01:34 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2017 01:33 AM (Jcg9Q)
I am off to bed, too. Got to get turned around to daylights again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2017 01:34 AM (XUcIQ)
Geez some of you are doing a witch hunt because of the ephemeral nature of electrons make you think that X is actually Y when in fact it is you who are the Strange Quark with an odd twist.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 01:35 AM (Wja0c)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 17, 2017 12:41 AM (mMeIQ)
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lol
Posted by: SMFH
But.. What about friendly cats?
Posted by: Henry at July 17, 2017 01:36 AM (EzIYg)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 17, 2017 01:37 AM (WxUoq)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 01:37 AM (s5Kql)
trying to swallow the scotch not wash the keyboard
I swear, I'd be rich if I could get the concession on supplying the Horde with keyboards and monitors.
Buncha sloppy, spewing, spit-takers.
♥
Just got home. It's hot even at night like it's Oklahoma in July or something.
May have to move in with Mom and sit in her pool until, oh, I don't know, October?
The nights aren't really that bad. By contrast.
Posted by: mindful webworker - allegedly at July 17, 2017 01:39 AM (ovir2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 01:40 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2017 01:40 AM (lIZQs)
Check the court's web page. In some jurisdictions you can resolve a "no proof of insurance" ticket by showing the clerk your proof, and in some jurisdictions you can do this by mail.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 17, 2017 01:41 AM (h99GH)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2017 01:40 AM (lIZQs
One of the words you're trying to put in might have an accented letter appearing automatically. Pixy doesn't like those sometimes.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2017 01:42 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2017 01:47 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 01:49 AM (IcT7t)
We'd have about half as much stuff if I could just get our three allegedly-adult kids to come pick up after themselves.
speaking of offsprings
Son with sick pregnant wife still in hospital - texted him this evening that I presume no news (hadn't heard from him all day) was no bad news.
He replied barely an hour later, that would've been true except she had just had another gallbladder attack. Says painkillers have kicked in and she should rest now okay. Baby apparently still doing okay, I presume. Still, hard news.
Any of you with connections to the Almighty, feel free to nudge Him to help out my daughter in law. He won't take bribes, but I hear He can be persuaded with enough nagging.
There was in a city a judge, which feared not God, neither regarded man: And there was a widow in that city; and she came unto him, saying, Avenge me of mine adversary.
And he would not for a while: but afterward he said within himself, Though I fear not God, nor regard man; yet because this widow troubleth me, I will avenge her, lest by her continual coming she weary me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - dadperson at July 17, 2017 01:51 AM (ovir2)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2017 01:53 AM (J85JY)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 01:54 AM (s5Kql)
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back in the good old days, there was a thread/s about that on Usenet...
i miss us.military.army
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2017 02:09 AM (J85JY)
it was.....
an amusing topic.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2017 02:12 AM (J85JY)
https://youtu.be/ciWBzhmOC_o
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2017 02:16 AM (rnAwa)
it was.....
an amusing topic.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2017 02:12 AM (J85JY)
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Guess this guy lurked on those threads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2ELOQlkv4A
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 02:16 AM (s5Kql)
Mathamatically, every year from now on is going to seem devastating in terms of celebrity deaths.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2017 02:17 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 17, 2017 02:21 AM (Wja0c)
There is a unicode conversion utility at http://bit.ly/pixyize.
Javascript required.
I would link to my AoSHQ Commenters Guide, but there appears to be some problem with my website at the moment.
I hate computers. Well, actually, they hate me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - about to fade at July 17, 2017 02:24 AM (ovir2)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2017 02:27 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2017 02:29 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: SMFH at July 17, 2017 02:30 AM (s5Kql)
Just might be time to time-travel to tomorrow by way of the realm of dreams.
All the lurkers can now come out and play.
G'night.
Posted by: mindful webworker - faded gloriously at July 17, 2017 02:32 AM (ovir2)
My first GPS was on a flip phone in 2007. If you heard the voice say that, then you missed your current turn. You were going to miss the next one, guaranteed I fckng assure you, because of how long those 3G phones with tiny circuits took to get a new set of directions.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2017 02:33 AM (rnAwa)
not because i needed one for the places we always went, but because i was tired of LLMF assholes with moar rank pulling it to stay lost, rather than admit the Specialist was right.
"yes, you out rank me, and you have a Ranger tab, but $3 billion worth of satellites say i'm right..."
yes, i actually said that to someone once: they were NOT pleased.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2017 02:52 AM (J85JY)
This is unprecedented and it will be a big issue, especially when we're importing large numbers of the people most likely to be rendered unemployable.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2017 02:55 AM (AK5Ni)
I haven't used the big newer one in over a year but I keep it around in the back of the car in case I unexpectedly go outside the region on local storage in my phone and cannot get a cell signal. The last two times I turned it on was to install updates.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2017 03:00 AM (AK5Ni)
Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 17, 2017 03:10 AM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2017 03:10 AM (J85JY)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2017 03:44 AM (J85JY)
But you can paste the link to tinyurl or bitly and get a workable link.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2017 03:48 AM (6jaju)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2017 03:53 AM (9g/6M)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2017 04:16 AM (VgThI)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 17, 2017 04:23 AM (Eynls)
Posted by: John McCain at July 17, 2017 04:54 AM (TJnH8)
It won't take long just watch and see how the fellas lay their money down.
Her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago,
But from her eyes, a different smile like that of one who knows.
Well, it's been ten years and maybe more since I first set eyes on you.
The best years of my life gone by, here I am alone and blue.
Some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love;
But I'll just keep on rollin' along with the grace of the Lord above.
People talkin' all around 'bout the way you left me flat,
I don't care what the people say, I know where their jive is at.
One thing I do have on my mind, if you can clarify please do,
It's the way you call me by another guy's name when I try to make love to you.
I try to make love but it ain't no use.
Work so hard I couldn't unwind, get some money saved;
Abuse my love a thousand times, however hard I tried.
Heartbreaker, your time has come, can't take your evil way;
Go away, Heartbreaker
Why yes, I AM listening to Led Zep II.
"Let me put every inch of my love into you". Whatever could this mean?
"With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat"... Gee, Prince, is that anything like a raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second hand store?
Okay, I'll behave now.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2017 05:04 AM (6jaju)
Posted by: John McCain at July 17, 2017 05:28 AM (TJnH8)
yes, i actually said that to someone once: they were NOT pleased.
I'm sure it was worth it, though.
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2017 05:47 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at July 17, 2017 05:47 AM (Eynls)
Martin Landau (RIP) was outstanding as Bela Lugosi in ED WOOD. If you've never seen it, see it. Depp is pretty good in it too as Ed Wood himself.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 05:57 AM (ul9CR)
Woke up way too early after a long day yesterday.
What is the deal w/ McCain, he had brain surgery? I'd suggest that for Pelosi and Schumer too, might help things a bit.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2017 06:10 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 06:15 AM (J+eG2)
While I wish him well, why don't these old b*stards retire? Power must be that seductive that they continue so long and can't retire and just enjoy life.
Has Pelousy taken up the Chuck Woolery challenge and taken a dementia test yet?
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2017 06:20 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2017 06:21 AM (yJ1e6)
Reveille is 0600 on weekdays.
Gotta get the family heaved out and triced up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 06:24 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 06:25 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2017 06:10 AM
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Interesting how they're describing his surgery, isn't it? "Surgery to remove a blood clot above his eye." More than likely it was brain surgery for a subdural hematoma that just happened to be in the frontal area of his brain in the vicinity of his eye.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 17, 2017 06:29 AM (HiDrR)
Gotta get the family heaved out and triced up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 06:24
Oh crap, this is a weekday? I've worked for at least 7 days in a row, think I'm gonna can my plans for working today. As soon as I finish this glass of wine I'm going back to bed I think.
Yesterday was our annual funraiser, i.e. Ice Cream Social. With sales and additional donations we raised about $5000! A huge amount for our Hist. Soc., majorly helped by an old college friend who donated $2500.
That might be why I can't sleep.
What's shakin rickb?
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2017 06:33 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Mudd at July 17, 2017 06:34 AM (cfHE9)
Ah, the Dale Gribble Method.
I prefer spraying vinegar at them myself.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 06:35 AM (ul9CR)
McVain: I can't vote on healthcare because brain condishunz
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 06:38 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2017 06:42 AM (G0G8s)
WTF is if w/ these power hungry people, f'ing retire and enjoy the time you have left.
As mentally ill as I think Jenner is he'd be a better Senator than Feinstein. Yeah, I'm not very PC, so what!
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2017 06:42 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Mudd at July 17, 2017 06:42 AM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Mudd at July 17, 2017 06:44 AM (cfHE9)
*Suggested edit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2017 06:46 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Emma S's stinky poo hole at July 17, 2017 06:46 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2017 06:47 AM (j/Mlu)
Posted by: Skankles on a Bender at July 17, 2017 06:50 AM (FI864)
Oh well, at least I work from home so no pants required. There's always that. One hour of freedom left...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 06:50 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: I'm Jake Featherston and I'm here to tell you the truth! at July 17, 2017 06:51 AM (sf2BM)
But attacking a tranny is going to be a rather delicate problem for them.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 06:53 AM (ul9CR)
happy f'in monday
Posted by: wing at July 17, 2017 06:54 AM (Ohl7S)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 17, 2017 06:56 AM (ul9CR)
Problem all right. The shifter is missing.
Posted by: The Chiltons missing entries edition at July 17, 2017 06:56 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Skankles on a Bender at July 17, 2017 06:50
Well I may be finishing a glass of wine at 6 am but I'm having a better day than you.
BTW, I'm betting a Clinton will NEVER be president again, and that includes your spawn.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2017 06:57 AM (yJ1e6)
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