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The Return of Gorillapundit
"So Huffpo is going to be sending out a bunch of hipster doofus reporters on a 'listening tour' of flyover country in September. Sounds like a complete waste of time, because you know those clueless urban d-bags aren't going to get anything out of it that they haven't already brought with them, but who knows, maybe in some small town somewhere, they'll find a husband for Arianna who isn't a big homo." #TheStory
— SweetBaby 🅰️Lℹ️C€🍧 (@ladyjustice2016) July 19, 2017
Your "Freedom Of Speech" Ends
When You Hit A Trump Supporter
👊🏻 With Your "Protest" Sign 👊🏻
↘️ Enjoy A Dose Of #SwiftJustice pic.twitter.com/Lm7JapIwLh
Also, Progressivism Makes You Stupid, Blind, and Ignorant, Example #6,341:
Forensic science is racist. pic.twitter.com/3fidM3uLUq
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) July 19, 2017
Lastly, here's someone who has raised conspiracy theorizing to Weekly World News levels:
My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for @StevenKBannon. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
— Louise Mensch (@LouiseMensch) July 19, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2017 11:18 AM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:20 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:20 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2017 11:20 AM (zpYxD)
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2017 11:21 AM (uLuPn)
Hmmm there's a rather large man wearing a MAGA hat. I'm 60 plus years old so I'm gonna hit him with this sign.
What the fuck did you expect to happen. You're lucky you're not dead.
The dude looks like he enjoys clearing dive bars and you hit him with a sign. The stupid burns.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2017 11:21 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 19, 2017 11:21 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 11:21 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Strobe at July 19, 2017 11:22 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2017 11:22 AM (PXj2C)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 19, 2017 11:22 AM (RD7QR)
18 U.S. Code § 2381 - Treason
Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States,
levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and
comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and
shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and
fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be
incapable of holding any office under the United States.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 19, 2017 11:23 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2017 11:23 AM (lALnC)
She gets this info from reliable anonymous internet sources, just like CNN.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2017 11:23 AM (PXj2C)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 11:23 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 11:23 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 19, 2017 11:24 AM (rNQTc)
Enjoy A Dose Of #SwiftJustice pic.twitter.com/Lm7JapIwLh
Clock status:
[X] Cleaned
[ ] Not Cleaned
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:24 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at July 19, 2017 11:24 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2017 11:24 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2017 11:25 AM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 11:25 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the first half of the season at July 19, 2017 11:25 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 11:23 AM (IqV8l)
That show Bones was even more racist.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2017 11:25 AM (r5KeJ)
Also, now we know how Santa Claus spends the summer months.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2017 11:26 AM (PXj2C)
Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at July 19, 2017 11:26 AM (qJhUV)
Old and Busted: Emotion based liberals lose verbal argument and become violent.
New Hotness: Emotion based liberals lose verbal argument and becomes violent, get's their asses pounded.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:27 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 19, 2017 11:27 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at July 19, 2017 11:27 AM (0O7c5)
But at least we can look forward to theirs reports from the front.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 19, 2017 11:27 AM (Nwg0u)
But.. Susan Rice, Hillary, Huma, Weiner and Podesta, are totes OK?
LOL.
Ya'll should think before you say things. You might not like it when your party is getting jailed and walking up to the gallows.
Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 11:27 AM (aT+Bx)
"At the (Name of Church), we seek to be a welcoming spiritual home, live God's inclusive love, express Christ's compassion, and do justice in the world."
Sounds like an SJW church to me.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 19, 2017 11:27 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 19, 2017 11:27 AM (ul9CR)
@LouiseMensch
Bannon coordinated the Russian attack on America since 2010.
@LouiseMensch
being considered for others. Guiliani begged for a deal and was told to pound sand. He sang completely for "consideration" at sentencing
@LouiseMensch
Yes sir. And this is not about mere alt right. Since 2010 @genflynn and @sebgorka have been agents of the Russian state with @stevenkbannon
@LouiseMensch
Replying to @counterchekist @ggreenwald @gregpmillerOh really sir? @ggreenwald is under @FBI counterintelligence investigation for not registering as a Russian agent under FARA?
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 19, 2017 11:27 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Mrs Claus at July 19, 2017 11:27 AM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Strobe at July 19, 2017 11:27 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 19, 2017 11:28 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at July 19, 2017 11:28 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Old hippie swing sign at MAGA at July 19, 2017 11:28 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2017 11:28 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Strobe at July 19, 2017 11:27 AM (gbWkA)
Physics, like economics and math, are hard for hippies and other Bernie supporters.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2017 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:29 AM (oVJmc)
That sign carrying prog is Gandalf, out of the short bus, minus his helmet.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2017 11:29 AM (pNxlR)
A grab handle while his face is repeatedly smashed into a curb until he has no teeth left. That's what.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2017 11:29 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2017 11:29 AM (X6fMO)
It was her Karl-Rove-frogmarch moment. And yet people still follow her. And send her money. Which is her goal.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 19, 2017 11:30 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 19, 2017 11:27 AM (ul9CR)
Smells like patchouli.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 11:30 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 19, 2017 11:30 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2017 11:30 AM (hcyUh)
No different than some bored housewife going to California to "find herself." It's not about California....
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2017 11:30 AM (NOIQH)
So dead... Supposed to be at work at 8am at Wally World... all the previous days been clocking in at 1pm and clocking out at 10pm...
Phone call time
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 19, 2017 11:30 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 11:31 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Don Q. at July 19, 2017 11:31 AM (NgKpN)
My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for @StevenKBannon. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
I'm not a lawyer but wouldn't this be considered in the penalty phase after charges were filed and a trial?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 19, 2017 11:31 AM (lKyWE)
A grab handle while his face is repeatedly smashed into a curb until he has no teeth left. That's what.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2017 11:29 AM (mcI77)
Man buns would provide an even better grip.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the first half of the season at July 19, 2017 11:31 AM (P8951)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at July 19, 2017 11:28 AM (zRZaJ)
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She played Ginger on Gilligans Island.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (8XRCm)
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I've been saying that they all have various degrees of mental illness for a while now. It's not getting better.
I guess the best we can hope for is psychotic breaks that hospitalize them and take them out of the public eye.
Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (MduLE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: deepred at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (8oULY)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 19, 2017 11:31 AM (lKyWE)
Pfffft...reason and logic...*scoffs*
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (8iiMU)
It was her Karl-Rove-frogmarch moment. And yet people still follow her. And send her money. Which is her goal.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 19, 2017 11:30 AM (ul9CR)
Is Milo Yiannopoulos still claiming that Mensch is doing this to be an internet troll and doesn't believe a word of it?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (KP5rU)
She has a pet turtle?
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (nFwvY)
Now? They have an audience of millions....with 10's of thousands high fiving her....and respew it to thousands more.
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2017 11:33 AM (7HtZB)
"At the (Name of Church), we seek to be a welcoming spiritual home, live God's inclusive love, express Christ's compassion, and do justice in the world."
A church near me has a sign which proclaims "Church for the rest of us"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)
Next the idiots are going to claim that you can't tell the difference between a male and a female skeleton.
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 19, 2017 11:30 AM (XKZwp)
They already are. That's part of what the woman mentioned in her post.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 19, 2017 11:33 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: deepred at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (8oULY)
Bones are little lighter, the shoulders are narrower, skull is generally more ovoid, not as prominent a jawline...but other than that, exactly the same.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 11:33 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2017 11:34 AM (mcI77)
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I guess it depends on how the lithium affects her that day.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 19, 2017 11:34 AM (vg8iE)
With walls and towers were girdled round;
And there were gardens bright with sinuous gorills,
Where blossomed much ammonia-laden pee;
And here were hagwives ancient as the Hillz,
Evoking bitchy spots of punditry.
Posted by: Samuel Coleridge, AOSHQ at July 19, 2017 11:34 AM (eXSOZ)
"At the (Name of Church), we seek to be a welcoming spiritual home, live God's inclusive love, express Christ's compassion, and do justice in the world."
A church near me has a sign which proclaims "Church for the rest of us"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 11:33 AM (IqV8l)
Cathedral of St. Festivus.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 11:34 AM (0mRoj)
So dead... Supposed to be at work at 8am at Wally World... all the previous days been clocking in at 1pm and clocking out at 10pm...
Phone call time
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 19, 2017 11:30 AM (rNQTc)
Anna, you need to find another job.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2017 11:34 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 11:34 AM (IqV8l)
"True Vision"
Posted by: The Unknown Commenter at July 19, 2017 11:34 AM (AM1GF)
Pretty well proves that progs *don't* actually believe Trump supporters/ NRA/ etc. are dangerously violent. They are counting n the fact that we show much more restraint than they do or they'd be the ones ending up in the hospital routinely.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 19, 2017 11:35 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 11:35 AM (MduLE)
And because we're exactly the same, we're equal!!!!!!
Posted by: sjw snowflakes in anthropology class at July 19, 2017 11:35 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 11:36 AM (bN6TL)
48
Next the idiots are going to claim that you can't tell the difference between a male and a female skeleton.
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 19, 2017 11:30 AM (XKZwp)
They already are. That's part of what the woman mentioned in her post.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 19, 2017 11:33 AM (4df7R)
And she was thrown out of class by the 'professor' for bringing it up
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 19, 2017 11:36 AM (Enq6K)
I'm currently obsessed with Watchmen, movie and graphic novel (which is cool the way Kindle does it). I think they made a movie in which Veidt is the hero and Kovacks is the villain but I'm watching a movie in which Veidt is the villain and Kovacks is the hero. Or maybe it's just nihilism. Or maybe they're saying that the world is a complex place without clear cut heroes and villains. It's like a Rohrschach ink blot test. (Snort)
I see a pretty butterfly.
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 19, 2017 11:36 AM (Nwg0u)
I'm not a lawyer but wouldn't this be considered in the penalty phase after charges were filed and a trial?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 19, 2017 11:31 AM (lKyWE)
You clearly aren't familiar with the rules of secret FISA courts operated under the direct supervision of SCOTUS.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 19, 2017 11:36 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 19, 2017 11:33 AM (4df7R)
And she was thrown out of class by the 'professor' for bringing it up
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 19, 2017 11:36 AM (Enq6K)
Facts are an oppressive construct of the patriarchy. And I would know.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 11:36 AM (0mRoj)
He endorsed a conspiracy theory proposed by a liberal Twitter user to the effect that Mensch's proliferating conspiracy nonsense was actually an attempt to make left-wingers look gullible and stupid.
Yeah, that ain't Mensch making you look that way, baby.
But, it would be totally awesome. I mean, I bet Jake Tapper is out retweeting this horsecrap right now. Gullible and stupid. It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2017 11:36 AM (lALnC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:36 AM (oVJmc)
Go on, pull the other one. It's got bells on it. Idiot.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 19, 2017 11:37 AM (H8S+R)
Next the idiots are going to claim that you can't tell the difference between a male and a female skeleton.
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 19, 2017 11:30 AM (XKZwp)
They already are. That's part of what the woman mentioned in her post.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 19, 2017 11:33 AM (4df7R)
And she was thrown out of class by the 'professor' for bringing it up
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I mean, how do you combat this? This is in the fucking classroom for God's sake.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 19, 2017 11:37 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 11:37 AM (MduLE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:37 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 19, 2017 11:37 AM (vg8iE)
Feel my pimp hand!
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 11:38 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2017 11:38 AM (xjiRE)
So they're going into Detroit? Armed? Oh, wait. They don't like guns.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 11:38 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2017 11:38 AM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2017 11:38 AM (7n4KQ)
Louise Mensch seems . . . unbalanced. I'm trying to be kind here.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2017 11:38 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:36 AM (oVJmc)
Looks like he finished it too.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2017 11:38 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 11:37 AM (MduLE)
The dog's name was Chicken.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (8iiMU)
If this is performance art, then she is really committed to it.
Or she needs to be committed.
Will have to wait and see where this goes...
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 11:37 AM (MduLE)
Eh, they could have got away with it. Nobody knew what Bukkake was until like 1996.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (9TK8E)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......
Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (qJhUV)
Ape...only...rape...ape.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (7n4KQ)
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Roy .... not ....ape.
Ape ....only...rape....DEER.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (mcI77)
Louise Mensch is a former author and British MP who was a founder of Heat Street. She was ostensibly on the right-leaning side of things until it came out during the Podesta email dumps from Wikileaks that she'd pitched a commercial idea to the Hillary campaign because she was a Hillary supporter. After that she kind of went certifiably INSANE in her anti-Trump hatred. A lot of high profile lefties love her website, Patribotics.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (MduLE)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2017 11:38 AM (lHb9q)
**eyes Muldoon while considering hand of feces**
Posted by: Gorilla Pundit at July 19, 2017 11:40 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2017 11:40 AM (7HtZB)
Actually I do want to know what the dog's name was.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2017 11:40 AM (Q6Lfj)
Those that are "activated" by the triggering narrative but won't murder, are still useful as screamers/protesters/arsonists etc.
If the facts ever come out, we will see all these accusations are projection of their own crimes. Clintons transferred missile tech to China, uranium to Russia, Skolkovo is more big tech transferred to Russia (that was also a Clinton operation, but is overlooked).
The talk of "attempted coup" by the Deep State "Mafia" is not so overstated, but nothing seems to be stopping them. Obama pretty much cemented the globalist cabal into the foundations. Death penalty is probably in order for many of them that are busy "resisting" from within, the Trump mandate to drain the swamp.
But I doubt we get to see any Mussolini style executions.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2017 11:40 AM (HQuBO)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......
Posted by: Louise Mensch at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (qJhUV)
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Well..... technically, you said he'd be killed for treason. You never specified "by who".
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:40 AM (8XRCm)
Ape...only...rape...ape.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (7n4KQ)
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Roy .... not ....ape.
Ape ....only...rape....DEER.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (8XRCm)
Wish the bear did too.
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at July 19, 2017 11:40 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2017 11:40 AM (Q6Lfj)
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They are all suffering from either:
1. Bonified mental illness
2. Personality disorder
Sometimes both!
/not joking
Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 11:41 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:41 AM (oVJmc)
Same issue exists with the comic, I understand - Moore thought he was making one thing, but he really made the opposite. If you accept the fungible humanity, control-the-masses, truth-doesn't-matter precepts and the rest that you are meant to, Veidt is the hero. If you don't (i.e. are not a nihilist), then it's a searing indightment.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 19, 2017 11:41 AM (eXSOZ)
zombie has posted about their methods. These black bloc types have long coordinated it so that there are several groups. There's the front line who appear peaceful, then there are those who are behind them who will strike someone - police, counter-protester - and then slip back into the crowd.
Then there are just plain dicks who assume they can strike first and then play the victim.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2017 11:41 AM (NOIQH)
There are differences in skulls as well. Male skulls are usually heavier, larger and thicker in relation to female skulls. Their facial structure is more rugged in general. Males also have a more pronounced forehead ridge that is almost entirely absent in females, and they have prominent eye sockets.
Duh internet... yes... Men heads ARE thicker... LOL
Posted by: Don Q. at July 19, 2017 11:42 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bonesy Skeletor at July 19, 2017 11:42 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (9TK8E)
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Banana Splits Guys didnt know what it was till a few weeks ago....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:42 AM (8XRCm)
Hippie swung first and actually hit him with a weapon.
Ag Assault. He defended himself and used extreme restraint.
Aggravated Assault can be met with deadly force.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2017 11:42 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (MduLE)
Awesome. But my coworkers are wondering what I"m up to because I'm LMAO.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2017 11:42 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2017 11:42 AM (4AVeu)
Skulduggery. Because that seems like all the left engages in.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 11:43 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2017 11:43 AM (aUDc+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2017 11:43 AM (zpYxD)
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 19, 2017 11:33 AM (4df7R)
Sorry, my eyes glossed over that part. Drank a wee bit too much last night because I got turned down for the perfect part-time job and today I have to go convince a local doctor that yes, I am depressed and need my medications continued.
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 19, 2017 11:43 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2017 11:43 AM (4AVeu)
That reminds me of a nasty Gene Roddenberry story, which I'll tell because I don't like Roddenberry: apparently, besides being a horndog, the Great Bird enjoyed telling everyone about his sexual encounters. One of his secretaries remembered him coming through the Desilu offices one morning to stop at her desk and confide, "You know, you can go from front to back, but you can't go back to front. Majel's got an awful infection."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2017 11:43 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 19, 2017 11:44 AM (rNQTc)
So they're going into Detroit? Armed? Oh, wait. They don't like guns.
Ann Arbor, MI and Madison, WI, guaranteed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2017 11:44 AM (pNxlR)
1. Bonified mental illness
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Does "bonified" mental illness mean she's fucked in the head?
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2017 11:44 AM (7HtZB)
And who replaced Breitbart?
Bannon.
So its obvious, isn't it?
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2017 11:44 AM (lALnC)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2017 11:44 AM (NOIQH)
Ape...only...rape...ape.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2017 11:32 AM (7n4KQ)
But it's not a problem unless it's ape rape rape!
Posted by: W Goldberg at July 19, 2017 11:45 AM (gwPgz)
One of my favorite things in the MST3k-subjected movie "Werewolf": the werewolf (sorry, "yetiglanchi") skeleton has wolf/coyote ears. What.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 19, 2017 11:45 AM (eXSOZ)
every
friggin'
day!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2017 11:45 AM (4AVeu)
Gene Roddenberry
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 11:45 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 19, 2017 11:44 AM (rNQTc)
**hugs**
You've e-mailed me twice and I haven't answered. I promise I will tonight.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2017 11:45 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 11:37 AM (MduLE)
This is pretty funny. I may have to steal it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 19, 2017 11:46 AM (WIgTw)
We will need a ruling from the US Supreme Court on this.
You can't say 'eff u' to an old man and not get slapped.
So, ya, the neo-nazi white guy with the tattoos started it.
and it wasn't much of a slap, more of a brush back. A proportionate response would be a push away, not a lunging vicious attack on an old man by a gorilla.
On the other hand, the old guy started it when he tried to wave the paper sign in the gorilla's face. The physical contact was accidental, and the gorilla over-reacted.
We're going to need more lawyers to sort this altercation out.
Or we could just let it go as a typical school yard incident between two five year olds.
It's not like someone got shot.
Posted by: Lestore Moore at July 19, 2017 11:46 AM (m9X4Y)
*****
Can't speak for skeletons, but in radiology, the formal term is Emerson-Gooduns sign.
For males, the main point of X-ray distinction is known as Throckmorton's sign.
You can Bing search it. (borderline NSFW)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2017 11:46 AM (lHb9q)
Either that or he's a Muslim.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 19, 2017 11:46 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:42 AM (8XRCm)
This also reminds me that some energy bar company is trying to be hip by referring to their Peanut Butter flavor as just "Nut Butter", not seeming to understand that that just makes it sound like somebody jizzed inside of it...
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 11:46 AM (9TK8E)
i dated a cokehead once. Louise Mensch shows similar signs.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2017 11:43 AM (aUDc+)
She has been diagnosed with ADD which she treated by consuming large amounts of alcohol
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 19, 2017 11:46 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Scotty doesn't, No at July 19, 2017 11:47 AM (u2N1F)
Ag Assault. He defended himself and used extreme restraint.
Aggravated Assault can be met with deadly force.
Posted by: rickb223
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Strongly disagree. It is true that the aged hippy whapped him with the sign, BUT, then he withdrew, and became non-threatening. The other guy disproportionately escalated the violence when he was no longer threatened .
That doesn't exonerate the hippy, but the guy that punched him is in trouble.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:47 AM (OdK9v)
http://tinyurl.com/jve4d5t
Yep, Skolkovo doen't get the attention it deserves. Obama and Hillary helped the Russians advance their IT capabilities greatly. The irony is that if it was the Russians who hacked her campaign, it was Hillary herself who gave them the tools to do it.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 19, 2017 11:47 AM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2017 11:47 AM (4AVeu)
For males, the main point of X-ray distinction is known as Throckmorton's sign.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2017 11:46 AM (lHb9q)
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I dont get the pun...
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:47 AM (8XRCm)
Was Roddenberry really that rotten? I never knew that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 19, 2017 11:47 AM (WIgTw)
And who replaced Breitbart?
Bannon.
So its obvious, isn't it?
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2017 11:44 AM (lALnC)
Putin, my left ass.
It was Bill Ayers.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 11:48 AM (9TK8E)
Hucksters like Mensch and Egg McMuffin are making bank off of the crazies. They themselves are crazy like foxes.
Trump pays their bills. It's NeverTrump, Inc.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 19, 2017 11:48 AM (ul9CR)
Shoulder bone connected to the neck bone
Neck bone connected to the head bone
Now hear the word of the Lord.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 11:48 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:47 AM (OdK9v)
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No he's not.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:48 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2017 11:48 AM (NOIQH)
This also reminds me that some energy bar company is trying to be hip by referring to their Peanut Butter flavor as just "Nut Butter", not seeming to understand that that just makes it sound like somebody jizzed inside of it...
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 11:46 AM (9TK8E)
I heard on a previous thread that Nut Butter is full of protein...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2017 11:48 AM (hcyUh)
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It's no worse than the almond milk commercial calling almond/cashew, etc "nut milk."
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2017 11:48 AM (AwhAM)
One of my favorite things in the MST3k-subjected movie "Werewolf": the werewolf (sorry, "yetiglanchi") skeleton has wolf/coyote ears. What.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 19, 2017 11:45 AM (eXSOZ)
"he's sleeping nose-to-anus."
What? It's fun!
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2017 11:49 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 11:50 AM (MduLE)
So, Kathleen Parker's column ran in my fish wrap today, and she told me "staunch conservatives George Will and Joe Scarborough" have left the Republican party because Trump.
I can't even even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2017 11:50 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2017 11:50 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: SJW who is way, way beyond parody at July 19, 2017 11:50 AM (lALnC)
One of my favorite things in the MST3k-subjected movie "Werewolf":
the werewolf (sorry, "yetiglanchi") skeleton has wolf/coyote ears. What.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 19, 2017 11:45 AM (eXSOZ)
"he's sleeping nose-to-anus."
What? It's fun!
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2017 11:49 AM (7HtZB)
No shoes! He was killed for his Nikes.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 19, 2017 11:50 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2017 11:48 AM (hcyUh)
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Then why does it taste so salty??
Posted by: Cute Freshman Blonde In Biology 101 at July 19, 2017 11:50 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 19, 2017 11:37 AM (vg8iE)
Do you want a passing grade, pilgrim? Well, do you?
Posted by: W Goldberg at July 19, 2017 11:50 AM (gwPgz)
Shoulder bone connected to the neck bone
Neck bone connected to the head bone
Now hear the word of the Lord.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2017 11:48 AM (IqV8l)
WORD OF THE LORD : "Don't Do the Butt Stuff".
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 11:50 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Pubis Formis Bone at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (4AVeu)
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He was also banging Nichelle Nichols.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (AwhAM)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (nFwvY)
jabbed it into his throat...then savor watching his eyes roll back into his head.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (mcI77)
"Nut Butter", not seeming to understand that that just makes it sound like somebody jizzed inside of it... Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 11:46 AM (9TK8E)
Can't make baby batter without nut butter.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (lKyWE)
So....Nurse Chapel does butt stuff?
Does Kirk know that?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2017 11:48 AM (AwhAM)
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Have you even seen tits on an almond??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (uiwCw)
Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 19, 2017 11:52 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 19, 2017 11:52 AM (MINbv)
Confucius say, man who do butt stuff with wife find it hard to face her again.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 11:52 AM (MduLE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2017 11:52 AM (Rndb7)
https://twitter.com/pfpicardi/status/885923789485342721
*If you bother read it, keep in mind that the article fails to recommend condoms to protect against transmission of STDs and HIV.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2017 11:52 AM (NOIQH)
Radio news says that MN cop refused to be interviewed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (oVJmc)
By whom?
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 19, 2017 11:52 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Zombie Gene at July 19, 2017 11:53 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 19, 2017 11:52 AM (MINbv)
Taco Tuesday.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 11:53 AM (9TK8E)
'em are some good un's.
Geez, it's like I don't know you people any more.
(some people refer to it as Emerson-Biggen's sign)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2017 11:53 AM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 11:53 AM (MduLE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (oVJmc)
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Clearly, sharia law allows believers to disregard such requests from dirty kuffar.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2017 11:53 AM (4AVeu)
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wasn't much of a punch if the old guy had to fake a flop. so obvious a flop the ref didn't even throw a red card.
Posted by: Lestore Moore at July 19, 2017 11:53 AM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (rmVvL)
Second only to Burry's Gauchos. Which are no longer available so, Nutter Butters FTW.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2017 11:53 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 11:53 AM (bN6TL)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (8iiMU)
To boldly go...where no man has gone before.
Obviously on Chapel that is right out.
Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 19, 2017 11:54 AM (lALnC)
One of my favorite things in the MST3k-subjected movie "Werewolf":
the werewolf (sorry, "yetiglanchi") skeleton has wolf/coyote ears. What.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 19, 2017 11:45 AM (eXSOZ)
"he's sleeping nose-to-anus."
What? It's fun!
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2017 11:49 AM (7HtZB)
No shoes! He was killed for his Nikes.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at July 19, 2017 11:50 AM (4df7R)
"You and Noel is in it for fame and fortune!"
Crow: "Yes. We is."
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 19, 2017 11:54 AM (eXSOZ)
I'm sure his union lawyer is advising him every step of the way.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2017 11:54 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 19, 2017 11:55 AM (MINbv)
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Oh.... theyve been back there before...... lots of time.
Posted by: Sulu at July 19, 2017 11:55 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 11:55 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2017 11:56 AM (hcyUh)
Named for the Great Gildersleeve, no doubt.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 19, 2017 11:56 AM (D9GLn)
Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at July 19, 2017 11:56 AM (nFwvY)
I'm betting on yes.
There are a couple dozen of them in the House, and almost that many in the Senate, that are so afraid of the left, they will roadblock anything.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 19, 2017 11:56 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: fixerupper
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Are you suggesting that he was acting in response to a plausible threat of bodily harm after the hippy withdrew? Because I believe that to be the test, not what occurred before.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:56 AM (OdK9v)
Live by the rules you set, you miserable cretins.
Posted by: RM at July 19, 2017 11:56 AM (U3LtS)
I think the huffpo people are actually scared to talk to a farmer, rancher, plumber, carpenter, soccer mom, baseball dad or someone who doesn't go glamping.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2017 11:56 AM (r+sAi)
Nope. White-hair assaulted Mr. Stocky. He still possessed his weapon. Temporary retreat does not mean end of threat. Mr. Stocky has right to defend himself and neutralize threat. You don't get to hit someone and then turn around and say, "You can't touch me, nyah nyah!"
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 19, 2017 11:56 AM (H8S+R)
Radio news says that MN cop refused to be interviewed. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (oVJmc) ______________________________________
They're trying to push some lame excuse about a loud noise in the alley that startled the cops as she was approching them.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 19, 2017 11:57 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2017 11:57 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 11:57 AM (rmVvL)
Really though that tweet isn't even believable. Who is they and what power do they have at this point?
Also lol at the British bint who thinks we still actually execute anyone for treason or espionage.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2017 11:57 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: geoffb5 at July 19, 2017 11:58 AM (d3wbb)
So....Nurse Chapel does butt stuff?
Does Kirk know that?
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she told me no man had gone there before
Posted by: The Shat at July 19, 2017 11:58 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2017 11:58 AM (Rndb7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 19, 2017 11:58 AM (MINbv)
Are you suggesting that he was acting in response to a plausible threat of bodily harm after the hippy withdrew? Because I believe that to be the test, not what occurred before.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:56 AM (OdK9v)
As a matter of law, I'm guessing the Trump supporter is in trouble and the hippy isn't. Not because of what happened and what the law is, but because of what hat he was wearing.
As a matter of sweet, sweet karma, I'm glad that useless pimple got clobbered.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2017 11:59 AM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:56 AM (OdK9v)
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He didnt withdraw. Hippy actually square off and faced him. He reached out to grapple, albeit feebly. But he didnt withdraw.
Watch it again. Without the contrarian colored glasses.
Posted by: Sulu at July 19, 2017 11:59 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (oVJmc)
So he knows he's on his way to a trial. (Or his lawyer knows.)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 19, 2017 11:59 AM (RD7QR)
Also lol at the British bint who thinks we still actually execute anyone for treason or espionage.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2017 11:57 AM (4ErVI)
against a country that we have NOT declared War on...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 19, 2017 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Shep! at July 19, 2017 11:59 AM (AwhAM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2017 11:59 AM (Rndb7)
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2017 11:59 AM (lALnC)
If so, does this create an opening for Tax Reform?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 19, 2017 12:00 PM (+7/1f)
The hippy never withdrew. He was still standing right were he was. In ofer to withdraw, you need to un-ass the AO.
Hippy never left. For all any of us know, he was winding up to hit him again with the sign.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2017 12:00 PM (G0G8s)
off sock.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 12:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:56 AM (OdK9v)
Ah... so I can cheap shot you, as long as I run away afterwards...
Good to know...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 19, 2017 12:00 PM (NgKpN)
Well, since most other mammals *do* have a dick bone and humans don't...
One of the very odd lines in the otherwise excellent Dancing Bears by Fred Saberhagen is when the protagonist (who has become a werebear) is musing where his penis bone goes when he turns back human.
I am not making this up.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 19, 2017 12:00 PM (eXSOZ)
Are you suggesting that he was acting in response to a plausible threat of bodily harm after the hippy withdrew? Because I believe that to be the test, not what occurred before.
Well, I am pretty sure he was going for payback, but it is reasonable to assume you have to worry about mob mentality once one of them attacks so a continuation may not be out of the question.
OTOH sign hippy requested a fat lip.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2017 12:01 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: mIKE at July 19, 2017 12:01 PM (c056A)
But.. Susan Rice, Hillary, Huma, Weiner and Podesta, are totes OK?
LOL.
By the way, did they give the Abedins/Weiners their computers and devices back after clearing all the porn and state department documents off them?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2017 12:01 PM (+lVUW)
Collins, Murkowski, Capito.
Weak sisters indeed.
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2017 12:01 PM (lALnC)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 12:01 PM (MduLE)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2017 12:01 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Zombie Gene at July 19, 2017 11:53 AM (vtcmf)
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blink-blink
blink-blink
BLINK-BLINK
Posted by: Captain Pike at July 19, 2017 12:01 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 19, 2017 12:02 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: SJW Hippy at July 19, 2017 12:02 PM (vtcmf)
blink-blink
BLINK-BLINK
Posted by: Captain Pike at July 19, 2017 12:01 PM (PNcou)
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dammit.... diet dr peper everywhere
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 12:02 PM (8XRCm)
Taco Tuesday.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 11:53 AM (9TK8E)
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i thought it was Rapey Tuesday
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 19, 2017 12:02 PM (PNcou)
Some times you feel like a nut...
something something "nutting on luscious mounds" something
Actually I'm guessing that that is *not* in the Urban Dictionary yet for "Almond Joy", but it probably should be.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 19, 2017 12:02 PM (eXSOZ)
When you get mugged a mugger hits you over the head removes your wallet and then withdraws.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 19, 2017 12:03 PM (lKyWE)
Umm, same place the fur and fangs and big claws go?
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2017 12:03 PM (lALnC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 19, 2017 11:52 AM (MINbv)
I think Gorillapundit would like to roll "tepid fume" up into a tiny little ball and stick it up his own butt.
And then eat a banana. Because gorilla.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 19, 2017 12:03 PM (WIgTw)
Especially since they'll be gorillas
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 12:03 PM (MduLE)
Well, since most other mammals *do* have a dick bone and humans don't...
One of the very odd lines in the otherwise excellent Dancing Bears by Fred Saberhagen is when the protagonist (who has become a werebear) is musing where his penis bone goes when he turns back human.
I am not making this up.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 19, 2017 12:00 PM (eXSOZ)
*checks junk*
are you suuure?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2017 12:03 PM (Rndb7)
Otherwise, unleash the lawyers and bring in the martial art experts. Where would we be without lawyers and paid expert testimony? We'd be uncivilized barbarians, thats where we'd be without courts of law.
Posted by: Lestore Moore at July 19, 2017 12:03 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 19, 2017 12:03 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 12:04 PM (MduLE)
Yeah, the guy that threw the punch is in trouble. However much we derive pleasure from the confrontation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 11:39 AM (OdK9v)
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Guy looks like he has seen trouble before.
Posted by: Javems at July 19, 2017 12:04 PM (yOqwj)
Werebear???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 12:04 PM (8XRCm)
Rick223 perhaps you can give me some insight.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 12:05 PM (bN6TL)
blink-blink
BLINK-BLINK
Posted by: Captain Pike at July 19, 2017 12:01 PM (PNcou)
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dammit.... diet dr peper everywherePosted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 12:02 PM
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I wish I did not understand how funny this is.
Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 12:05 PM (aT+Bx)
There castle!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 12:05 PM (MduLE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2017 12:05 PM (mnh4u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (oVJmc)
So he knows he's on his way to a trial. (Or his lawyer knows.)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 19, 2017 11:59 AM (RD7QR)
95% chance he demands a Shari'ah Court. Or at least an All-Muslim jury.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 12:05 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: SJW Hippy at July 19, 2017 12:06 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 19, 2017 12:07 PM (nlbfN)
95% chance he demands a Shari'ah Court. Or at least an All-Muslim jury.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 12:05 PM (9TK8E)
No women allowed on the jury
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 19, 2017 12:07 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 12:04 PM (MduLE)
Never heard that one before. I got my education for the day. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2017 12:07 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2017 12:07 PM (mnh4u)
Posted by: Strobe at July 19, 2017 12:07 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Lestore Moore at July 19, 2017 12:03 PM (m9X4Y)
How could we mere citizens possibly make a decision on the spot without lawyers, judges, and carefully parsed Rules of Engagement written by bureaucrats while they sip green tea and fan themselves with their handkerchiefs!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 12:07 PM (gwPgz)
It looks like a set-up to illustrate the propensity for violence among some Trump supporters....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2017 12:07 PM (7uYFy)
OJ may be denied rparole because he was observed spanking the naughty bits while in his cell.
That is illegal.
And it was a female guard who witnessed it.
Posted by: navybrat at July 19, 2017 12:08 PM (w7KSn)
OJ needs to have a conversation with Gorillapundit.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2017 12:08 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 12:08 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2017 12:07 PM (aMlLZ)
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Confucious also say "Women pilot that fly upside down in airplane have crack up".
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 12:08 PM (8XRCm)
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I guess that's better than being linked in underwear, but I'll wait for another copy. Thanks. Cheers.
Posted by: Undocumented at July 19, 2017 12:08 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 19, 2017 12:08 PM (bN6TL)
Especially since they'll be gorillas
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 12:03 PM (MduLE)
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not bloody likely
Posted by: future Orangutans at July 19, 2017 12:08 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 12:01 PM (MduLE)
1) Whackjob
2) Clickbait profit
3) Attention Whore
4) All three
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2017 12:08 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2017 12:09 PM (mnh4u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (oVJmc)
So he knows he's on his way to a trial. (Or his lawyer knows.)
This has all the makings of a shit show. There have been far too many cases of people shot to death by cops who were not only not committing a crime, but in some cases, were reporting it. Add to that the keystone cops meets the SEALS and more people are dead.
And sadly, every 'policy' maker is probably concerned with how to hide what happened. If it was a cop, there would, and should, be a furor.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 19, 2017 12:09 PM (326rv)
100% chance he has a CAIR spokesman
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2017 12:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2017 12:10 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 12:05 PM (9TK8E)
No women allowed on the jury
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forensic evidence from the victim counted half
Posted by: future Orangutans at July 19, 2017 12:10 PM (PNcou)
That is illegal.
And it was a female guard who witnessed it.
Posted by: navybrat at July 19, 2017 12:08 PM (w7KSn)
How long did she watch, and did she get it on video? Important questions need to be asked.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2017 12:11 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 12:11 PM (MduLE)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 12:11 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 12:11 PM (rmVvL)
Apparently. But rape isn't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2017 12:12 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 12:11 PM (rmVvL)
Yes unfortunately.
Posted by: Denny Hastert at July 19, 2017 12:12 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 12:11 PM (rmVvL)
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They prefer them to rape in the kitchen, laundry, and other common areas.
Posted by: Undocumented at July 19, 2017 12:12 PM (SsblQ)
"Hero Muslim Cop Saves Partner From Assult, Now Victim of Islamophobia."
/mark my words
Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 12:12 PM (aT+Bx)
Does Minneapolis have sharia courts? Yet?
Posted by: tu3031 at July 19, 2017 12:12 PM (qJhUV)
That's just BS. By that reasoning, people are free to assault anyone, so long as they "withdraw."
The only thing a bully understands is getting punched back. Give that guy a medal for beating down that SOB. They are only emboldened when they are allowed to pull this shit.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 19, 2017 12:12 PM (hptIz)
concerned with how to hide what happened. If it was a cop, there would,
and should, be a furor.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 19, 2017 12:09 PM (326rv)
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Why do you think it is not?
Posted by: Javems at July 19, 2017 12:13 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 12:13 PM (MduLE)
You would have thought. Particularly since the book seemed to be hinting that lycanthropy was some kind of Knowledge Man Was Not Meant To Know thing where the mind was cracking into some secret of how to warp reality. Despite being transmitted by scratch/bite.
Kind of like how in Berserker Man (of the sci-fi Berserker series) he had an evil robot assassin refrain from killing the guy he came back in time to kill, because the man was so holy that the robot actually spiritually came to life.
I like Saberhagen, but he is one weird guy sometimes.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 19, 2017 12:13 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 19, 2017 12:04 PM (MduLE)
I'm embarrassed to say I laughed. I think I might need counselling.
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 19, 2017 12:13 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Undocumented at July 19, 2017 12:12 PM (SsblQ)
I'd like to say that Andy fought the good fight against his right hand that day....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2017 12:13 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2017 12:13 PM (mnh4u)
One church near me as a "We Stand With Our Muslim Neighbors" sign. Another one has a huge "BLACK LIVES MATTER" banner.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2017 12:13 PM (3J/LN)
Posted by: future Orangutans at July 19, 2017 12:10 PM
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I see what you did there.
Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 12:13 PM (aT+Bx)
If a civil war does break out, I want the Trump supporter who slugged that asshole on my side.
Posted by: mIKE at July 19, 2017 12:01
That train has already left the station.
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 19, 2017 12:14 PM (ifORZ)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2017 12:14 PM (aMlLZ)
in his Nevada prison cell by a female corrections officer.
IT WASN''T ME! I WILL IMMEDIATELY START A SEARCH FOR THE REAL FAPPER!!
Posted by: OJ at July 19, 2017 12:14 PM (qJhUV)
"Your Honor, I only sucker punched him once, then I withdrew to a safe distance and laughed!"
"Case dismissed!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 12:14 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
yeah, at best he is guilty of negligent homicide (or some such), as I see it. Attorney gave him the right advice, since he is (apparently) guilty as hell.
Hopefully this horrid event will penetrate the media bubble and propel a national debate on exactly why our nation "must" be forcefully changed into some multi-culti third world hell hole.
We have half of Europe demonstrating that forcing the PC Religion into government and replacing the Western population with the third world is not democratic and will never yield more liberty. Americans have no obligation to take in people whose own culture has brought them chaos, while simultaneously praising that culture as "morally equivalent". (or actually, now they moved on to claiming all other cultures are superior, our culture is "white supremacist" to the core, the source of all the other problems)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2017 12:14 PM (HQuBO)
That the cop was a Somali Muslim is actually incidental. That the victim was a young woman in PJs is everything -- clearly no threat
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 19, 2017 12:14 PM (+7/1f)
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Those churchEs say "STAY AWAY, WE ARE FILLED WITH RABID LIBTARDS. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO NOT ENTER."
Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 12:14 PM (aT+Bx)
Seems like this could lead to a situation where someone could come up and slap or punch you in the face, then retreat, and you would have no legal recourse?
Also, no retaliation simply invites the initial aggressor to do it again and possibly escalate. And for others in their pitiful little motley mob to decide that since one guy got away with it, they may as well take a slap at the guy as well.
Posted by: RM at July 19, 2017 12:14 PM (U3LtS)
Send in the Evac Team, stat!
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2017 12:14 PM (6jaju)
Are you running noscript?
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 12:15 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 19, 2017 12:15 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2017 12:13 PM (3J/LN)
There's an Episcopal church in ATL that had a sign advertising, "This Wednesday: Gay Eucharist"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)
Strongly don't give a shit. Somebody hits me with a sign ? I'm either gonna' take an ass-beating or give one. Cops can do what they wanna' do about it. I do not give a damn.
If the cops even show up. Might be too busy writing speeding tickets, taking down thugs for selling loosies or flowers, or just shooting bitches in the gut.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (GoNER)
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"RUN, SHIBUMI, RUN AWAY!!!!"
Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)
I don't even want to know what they're going to use for that. Ewwwww.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 12:15 PM (gwPgz)
Don't know what that is, so I'm going to go with no.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (aMlLZ)
in his Nevada prison cell by a female corrections officer.
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look, my dick doesn't even fit in the wallet!
Posted by: The Juice at July 19, 2017 12:17 PM (PNcou)
Nood -- Jefferson Beauregard knifes us in the back...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2017 12:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ian S.
heh ... interpreted as "don't shoot us, we submit"
Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2017 12:17 PM (HQuBO)
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Satire, right?
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at July 19, 2017 12:17 PM (LISuA)
Clearly a violation of National Security -- impeach the traitor!
Posted by: ShainS at July 19, 2017 12:17 PM (lErbU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP2n-TaqE1I
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2017 12:17 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Javems
Compare the aftermath of the shooting of a cop in NYC two weeks ago with this.
In one case, the shooter was chased and shot (as was a bystander). The media knew of the shooter's history.
In this case, there is only the nauseating, There will be an investigation, (accompanied by lawyers manufactured 'condolences).
We know some details of one of the prior complaints, not all.
The only furor is by the family.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 19, 2017 12:17 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 12:17 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 19, 2017 12:14 PM (+7/1f)
I'm not so sure about that. When the mayor makes a BFD about his being the first Somali on the police force, you've got to wonder whether the appropriate screening and training took place, or whether he was like the women the Obamanauts were trying to get certified as Marine infantry officers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2017 12:17 PM (SRKgf)
Even if this wasn't complete horseshit, are they saying that the most important aspect of you that defines your humanity is your f*cking skeleton???
What about invertebrates like Mitch McConnell and Jeb Bush? ARE THEY NOT HUMAN???
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 12:18 PM (++F6a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)
I don't even want to know what they're going to use for that. Ewwwww.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (0mRoj)
Is that received in the hand, in the mouth, or....
oh, darnit, now i'm going to hell.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2017 12:18 PM (hcyUh)
In the departure lounge? Cool.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2017 12:18 PM (SRKgf)
I've had what I thought was good gumbo before I had theirs, but that gumbo was so rich and smoky that it made everything I'd ever had before then taste like Campbell's out of the can.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2017 12:18 PM (mnh4u)
Just like the bad guy in Lethal Weapon 3
He's got diplomatic immunity
Can't touch me!
Can't touch me!
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNBlackmail at July 19, 2017 12:18 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)
I don't even want to know what they're going to use for that. Ewwwww.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (0mRoj)
Rainbow colored Eucharist I believe.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2017 12:19 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)
I don't even want to know what they're going to use for that. Ewwwww.
Posted by: Insomniac, Pimp Hand of the Patriarchy at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (0mRoj)
------------------------------------------------No bread but...This now loops back to the nut butter and milk comments above
Posted by: Undocumented at July 19, 2017 12:19 PM (SsblQ)
Confucius say "Elevator smell different to midget."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2017 12:19 PM (X6fMO)
I like Saberhagen, but he is one weird guy sometimes.
Posted by: Sporkatus at July 19, 2017 12:13 PM
*
*
His Books of Swords series are very good fantasy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2017 12:19 PM (zpYxD)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 12:11 PM (rmVvL)
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They prefer them to rape in the kitchen, laundry, and other common areas.
Posted by: Undocumented at July 19, 2017 12:12 PM (SsblQ)
The rape-cess is the punishment.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2017 12:20 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2017 12:20 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2017 12:17 PM (gwPgz)
Internet explorer 11. I never got around to running firefox on this PC. My old pc had it. probably should do that.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2017 12:21 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Similar to the congresscritters being defensive after the first female Navy aviator killed herself and nearly killed her GIB and over a dozen deck crew.
They were the reason that she was there after being recycled in training twice.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 19, 2017 12:21 PM (326rv)
Posted by: capt. christopher pike at July 19, 2017 12:22 PM (nlbfN)
Clearly, he was just celebrating the Gay Eucharist.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2017 12:22 PM (mnh4u)
Yes!
Sorry to get to the thread late. Just wanted to make it clear that I'm pro-monkey.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 19, 2017 12:22 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: capt. christopher pike at July 19, 2017 12:23 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2017 12:14 PM (aMlLZ)
You need to upgrade your membership to deLuxe.
Posted by: Bob Johnson at July 19, 2017 12:24 PM (QM5S2)
Did the sign go on to say "in needing the mercy of God displayed through Jesus Christ"?
Or "in acknowledging that at the name of Jesus every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord to the glory of God the Father"?
Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 19, 2017 12:25 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2017 11:51 AM (8XRCm)
No, but she's got a great ass!
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2017 12:27 PM (7HtZB)
A church near me has a sign which proclaims "Church for the rest of us"
One church near me as a "We Stand With Our Muslim Neighbors" sign. Another one has a huge "BLACK LIVES MATTER" banner.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2017 12:13 PM (3J/LN)
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Yeah - was up in Concord MA last summer - several BLM signs on peoples porches etc. There was so much white guilt virtue signalling I believe it attracted a passing Vulcan patrol that was near Jupiter (which then swiftly determine we were NOT ready for first contact). Black population in Concord? 3.7% ( and I think that is being generous) There literally are no blacks there . I am sure that is you transplanted the black neighborhood form Boston to Concord those signs would come down in a hurry.
Speaking of signs - the Trump supporter punching out the annoying, aging hipster/hippie after the hippies hit him with their signs was a wonderful palate cleanser. MMmm delicious.
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 19, 2017 12:27 PM (Fb9aZ)
Noor's lawyer Plunkett is handing all the media for him. Harrity has been talking to investigators. Now the MPD is looking for a white male bicyclist who Harrity says witnessed what happened.
She was shot in the abdomen through the open driver's window of the patrol car. How tall was Justine? I have this gut feeling that Justine was right up on them before they knew she was there. In these times of cop assassinations that would show a terrible lack of situational awareness on the officers' part. Especially when they were supposed to be looking of an assault in progress.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 19, 2017 12:29 PM (rNQTc)
Wednesday: Gay Eucharist"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)
Featuring nut butter?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 19, 2017 12:30 PM (WIgTw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
You joking me? The Episcopal Church has been a gay rights advocacy group since the mid 90's. Of course they have gay eucharists.
St. John's NYC has clown eucharists. Clown eucharists.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 12:32 PM (++F6a)
The left has the divide and conquer thing down - dividing everyone down to the granular level - left handed hispanic lesbian paraplegic's who live on the even numbered side of the street are carefully cataloged in the database and targeted for fundraising and the rest of it.
The benefits of being an American citizen are being extinguished, of course by design, and even subordinate to the foreigner in oh-so-many ways, to overwhelm the financial underpinnings of society, to demoralize, etc. This is well known. Further the "hate whitey" component - long bubbling under the surface, has now been ramped to eleventy, with the re-education camps fully in place in public and private schools, entertainment, government, as public policy. It is codified into law.
YOU might not be interested in race, but race is most definitely interested in you. So the end result is a kind of spooky realization. Being an "American" means nothing in extremis - excelt to pay the bills. To be the sucker.
And by their admission then, the most important aspect about me, is that I am white. I am white first, American second. By their reckoning.
What are they trying to do? Start a race war, is the inescapable conclusion. That's the realization we are dealing with the worst sons of bitches around. Everything else is just noise.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 19, 2017 12:33 PM (hptIz)
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 19, 2017 12:33 PM (Fb9aZ)
Teased with the following sign out front:
Come watch Pennywise pound Foolish.
Posted by: Bozo wants some of this action at July 19, 2017 12:34 PM (b2jHL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2017 12:36 PM (++F6a)
Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2017 12:42 PM (eqxem)
Posted by: setnaffa at July 19, 2017 12:58 PM (iDxq/)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 19, 2017 01:01 PM (hptIz)
Posted by: Exliberal at July 19, 2017 01:09 PM (ey9DN)
I drove to Dallas from the East Coast. A friend urged me to stop by a famous BBQ house. So, I did. The food was amazing, as advertised.
But, what I remember most was watching a Texas father feed his parapalegic 17/18 year-old son at that restaurant.
"We take care of our own."
That's my impressions of Texans. Is Texas accepting applications?
Posted by: qzy at July 19, 2017 01:23 PM (txlge)
After so much for so long then the little nuances that repeat crystalize to full on annoyances. For example, nearly every show it must be pointed out that Temperance Brennan is the smartest person around. Smarter than anyone else. The smartest person we'll ever see. Sure, smart people do this, reaffirm to other around them that they're mentally superior. R-i-i-i-i-g-h-t. But then, the actress, Emily Deschanel, is so f'k'n stupid she cannot read her lines like all the other actors do so exceedingly well. Her speech pattern lingers on on syllables in the most unlikely places. All the time. Every time that that the actress Emily Deschanel speaks. She simply cannot read her lines. She's an idiot. And especially so compared to everyone else. Emily Deschanel is the dumbest person of the whole crew. And now I cannot even listen to her without imitating her ridiculously by exaggerating her rather severe vocal handicap and that makes me miss half of everything that she says. I have to pause again and read what she says. Then I'm forced, FORCED I say, to imitate her stupid ass way of talking all over again. Until I get disgusted with her and with myself and just abandon the whole show.
And that's just one of the things that gets on my nerves that comes from binge watching. Binging. It's not good for you.
Posted by: bour3 at July 19, 2017 03:10 PM (KXQr+)
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