aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
The Anatomy of Fake News Wrapped in One Short Paragraph [Warden]
Most of you are aware that Donald Trump Jr released personal emails today pertaining to his meeting of a Russian contact who claimed to have dirt on Hillary Clinton.
Hack, left-wing digital rag, The Hill, wrote breathlessly about it today calling the emails "stunning." I'm not going to link that article because fuck The Hill. I was, however, struck by this paragraph in the middle of their story.The revelation has shaken the White House, which for months has struggled to contain the fallout from a wide-ranging investigation into Russia’s meddling in the 2016 presidential election.Now there's an interesting series of words, full of all kinds of insinuation intended to lead unaware readers to particular conclusions. Let's break this down. The revelation has shaken the White House It has? How? In what way? Who told you? Wait, you don't have a source for this? Not even an unnamed one? Okay. So the writer just threw that in there. Good journalism. which for months has struggled to contain the fallout from a wide-ranging investigation What fallout? Was someone indicted? Convicted? Oh, by fallout you mean all the stories journalists have written about this based on a pee party dossier ginned up by Russian operatives working for Hillary Clinton? And this "wide ranging investigation," what does that cover, exactly? What leads are investigators chasing? Oh, no details? I see. So, wide ranging is in there just to imply that this is super serious stuff and there's gotta be something to all of this.
into Russia’s meddling in the 2016 presidential election
What kind of meddling? What did they do? Can you prove it or shouldn't this read alleged meddling? Meddling is kind of an imprecise word, isn't it? It covers an awful lot of ground, most of it not necessarily illegal. Without further detail, and there is none, the word literally has no concrete meaning. And so there you have it. A series of vague, non-sourced, non-evidenced statements mashed together into one stinking pile of obliquely implied wrongdoing. This is #FakeNews from top to bottom. This is how they do it. But they aren't getting away with it any longer, are they? People are wise to the game and the trust that they lost will never be regained.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 08:47 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Tunakermit at July 11, 2017 08:48 PM (l1YYi)
Posted by: Tunakermit at July 11, 2017 08:48 PM (l1YYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 08:48 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 11, 2017 08:48 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 08:49 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 08:50 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 11, 2017 08:50 PM (mP6Ve)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 11, 2017 08:51 PM (zRoPh)
Posted by: Tunakermit at July 11, 2017 08:52 PM (l1YYi)
wise to the game and the trust that they lost will never be regained.
They don't care any more. They figure if the "big lie" works, the "huge lie" should work even better.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 11, 2017 08:52 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: gm at July 11, 2017 08:53 PM (6Yw+T)
Can the entire MSM be this moronic? I mean, I always thought they were dumb, but CAN THEY BE THIS STUPID?
Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 11, 2017 08:53 PM (xUc0d)
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2017 08:53 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: GOULD at July 11, 2017 08:53 PM (GfDgr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 08:54 PM (IqV8l)
Thanks to Trump, I've gone from "well, it isn't the New York Times or MSNBC, so it probably isn't too bad to "if it isn't from a conservative news source I trust (NeverTrumpers don't count), I don't treat it as being real". I'm more lax about my sources of world and market news, but I've even gotten more picky there.
Posted by: TheLowerDepths at July 11, 2017 08:55 PM (PMt8D)
http://bit.ly/2tcwl9s
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 11, 2017 08:55 PM (dEQP3)
Just a bunch of gossiping presstitutes trying to remain relevant. The sooner they take a job at Starbucks or Aldi, the better off we'll all be.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 11, 2017 08:51 PM
I wish they would. Every time I go to Aldi there's only one check out lane open.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 08:55 PM (IqV8l)
They're not too fond of commie-lite. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 08:56 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Knaws at July 11, 2017 08:56 PM (8FfnY)
Veselnitskaya was also connected to Fusion GPS, the DNC opposition research firm that produced the fraudulent and discredited Trump Dossier.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 11, 2017 08:57 PM (e8kgV)
This is rhetorical, is it not?
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at July 11, 2017 08:57 PM (1aMQH)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 08:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jan 'Media' Brady at July 11, 2017 08:58 PM (/kTv/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2017 08:58 PM (FKi9J)
This could perhaps mean that they have zero, zip, zed, nil, nuffin, or even bupkis. But that would be speculative and we only deal in cold, hard facts! 'Cause we're impactful!
Impactful and, and skeered! Skeered of all the h8 Not Our President Trump has been fomenting on The Twitter! Matters have gotten so out of hand that we just acquired the most recent edition of The Weasel Word Thesaurus!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 08:59 PM (pNxlR)
The viewer base is shrinking rapidly.
Hey let's do a la carte for cable, kids? Won't that be great? Everyone hates having to buy a bunch of terrible channels no one watches. Here's a bill that gets rid of that bad deal forever! It'll be tremendous!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2017 09:00 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 11, 2017 09:00 PM (xmlAN)
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 11, 2017 09:00 PM (AU4SY)
This whole thing was started by a UK music promoter. There is no such thing as a crown prosecutor in Russia. The Prosecutor General in Russia is Yury Chaikin. Is this a UK set up on son of Trump? Don't forget the peepee dossier came from the UK as well.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:00 PM (wWrLQ)
JoMika have announced their intentions to adopt Bay Boy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 09:00 PM (pNxlR)
right?
please?
Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 11, 2017 09:00 PM (AU4SY)
Posted by: Knaws at July 11, 2017 08:56 PM (8FfnY)
Iowahawk nailed it, this is the part of the 1953 SciFi movie where the scientists realize that the monster is only made stronger from the bombs and the high voltage wires.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 11, 2017 09:01 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 09:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 09:00 PM (pNxlR)
Send my condolences to the poor child.
Posted by: TheLowerDepths at July 11, 2017 09:01 PM (PMt8D)
He goes on about the weasel words/slimy insinuations employed by journalists. And this was back in '89.
But, like, journolistoids have gotten like, way better since then. Totally.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at July 11, 2017 09:01 PM (1aMQH)
It's been this way for a while.
The more depressing development has been the utter corruption and weaponozation of the IC and LE apparatuses of this country and the realization that Trump and his team are not fully in control of the executive branch.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2017 09:02 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2017 09:02 PM (FKi9J)
Iowahawk nailed it, this is the part of the 1953 SciFi movie where the scientists realize that the monster is only made stronger from the bombs and the high voltage wires.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 11, 2017 09:01 PM
Sounds like Kronos
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 09:02 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Hill Bitchez at July 11, 2017 09:02 PM (xmlAN)
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:02 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2017 09:02 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 11, 2017 09:02 PM (EqvVS)
Posted by: John McCain at July 11, 2017 09:03 PM (nILVB)
They HATE the media more than they hate the GOPe
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2017 09:03 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2017 09:04 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2017 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2017 09:04 PM (FKi9J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2017 08:58 PM (FKi9J)
Can't get past that actor. He was Harry Osborne in the last Spider-man franchise. He looks like he's permanently strung out on large amounts of drugs.
Posted by: buzzion at July 11, 2017 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2017 09:05 PM (sMZCb)
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2017 09:05 PM (q177U)
17 I find posting on and reading the utter dreck that almost exclusively populates 4chan to be more edifying than reading any mainstream news source, so yeah, they've lost my trust and they're never getting it back.
It's an interesting place, but I have found that I am unable to follow "conversations" therein.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 09:05 PM (pNxlR)
I get home and no problems. Crap, crap, crap.
It was awful. I actually had to work and be productive instead.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 11, 2017 09:05 PM (hVdx9)
the scientists realize that the monster is only made stronger from the
bombs and the high voltage wires.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 11, 2017 09:01 PM
Does this mean we can expect you and L,Elle to dress up as the Trumpra Girls?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 11, 2017 09:06 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2017 09:04 PM (LTHVh)
I even try to warn Proggs I know everytime one of these "news events" happens, but they never listen to me. Then they relive the pain of election night all over again when their dreams are inevitably dashed.
It's as though Liberals are walking refutations of Pavlov and Skinner's theories about conditioning.
Posted by: TheLowerDepths at July 11, 2017 09:06 PM (PMt8D)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 11, 2017 09:06 PM (xmlAN)
I wonder if Michelle Obama ever realized that Bill Clinton wiped his
dick on those White House drapes before she made them into a romper?
Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2017 09:05 PM (sMZCb)
If there's justice in the world, she does now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2017 09:06 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 11, 2017 09:06 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:06 PM (wWrLQ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2017 09:06 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 11, 2017 09:06 PM (fKWf6)
Maaaaaybe
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 11, 2017 09:07 PM (dEQP3)
http://bit.ly/2tcwl9s
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 11, 2017 08:55 PM (dEQP3)
Why? Pineapple on pizza is delicious.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 11, 2017 09:07 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2017 09:07 PM (FKi9J)
I first read that as Bat Boy.
It was supposed to be just that. Typo.
Bae Boy would have been more "in today's moment".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 09:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 11, 2017 09:08 PM (IDPbH)
I can't see those people well enough to see who any of them are.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:02 PM (oVJmc)
Yes.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 11, 2017 09:08 PM (lIZQs)
As she landed his crew with care;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
By a finger entwined in his hair.
"Just the place for a Covfefe! I have said it twice:
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for a Covfefe! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true."
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2017 09:09 PM (xAvrH)
I first read that as Bat Boy.
It was supposed to be just that. Typo.
Bae Boy would have been more "in today's moment".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 09:07 PM (pNxlR)
Bare Boy?
Posted by: Harry Reid at July 11, 2017 09:09 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Sjg at July 11, 2017 09:09 PM (gDSJf)
How much would this Russian she-lawyer charge to pee on David Brooks?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 09:09 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 11, 2017 09:07 PM (fKWf6)
I'd rather have Russian hookers pee on my pizza.
I saw the recipe in Vogue Teen.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2017 09:10 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2017 09:10 PM (sQ1li)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2017 09:10 PM (4ErVI)
The problem is the people who want to believe that Trump is illegitimate. They desperately grasp for anything (like this) to maintain the delusion.
Posted by: Emmie at July 11, 2017 09:10 PM (ZapPq)
What do we do with these people engaging in acts trying to undermine the security of our country?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 11, 2017 09:11 PM (2qHjF)
guy behind the Obama ambassador to Russia ===
The fuzzy hat with the red star gives them away everytime.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 11, 2017 09:11 PM (xmlAN)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 09:09 PM (8O3HH)
...................
If you have to ask you can`t afford it!
Posted by: David Brooks at July 11, 2017 09:11 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 11, 2017 08:51 PM
I wish they would. Every time I go to Aldi there's only one check out lane open."
Second that !
Really, it's all so Soviet, it is just a little creepy.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 11, 2017 09:11 PM (Mcvvl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:02 PM (oVJmc)
Yes.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 11, 2017 09:08 PM (lIZQs)
So...how?
Did Clintons get her here to pull the honeypot?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2017 09:11 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2017 09:11 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2017 09:11 PM (0MjSc)
dick on those White House drapes before she made them into a romper?
No problem. Do you have any idea how many dicks have been wiped on Barry?
Posted by: Mooch at July 11, 2017 09:12 PM (/Nite)
Donald Jr. had a brush with deep state ops.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:12 PM (wWrLQ)
That was a point-by-point take-down of the vague bullshit.
THAT was Restaurant Quality Lemonade.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 11, 2017 09:12 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Killerdog at July 11, 2017 09:12 PM (7O3zK)
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 09:12 PM (Enq6K)
http://bit.ly/2tcwl9s
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at July 11, 2017 08:55 PM (dEQP3)
My reply to you also got willowed. See my #62 in the last thread. I'm looking forward to trying Cheerwine.
But right now, it's strictly martinis.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2017 09:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2017 09:11 PM (89T5c)
Unless covered with 3 layers of meat!
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:13 PM (EaQ6/)
*Trigger warning. Stay woke.
Posted by: Winston at July 11, 2017 09:14 PM (mgpkf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2017 09:14 PM (OdK9v)
rogue agents, fugitives, loads of money, allegations of quid pro quo tech transfers, cover up, etc.
i'm lazy.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 11, 2017 09:14 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 11, 2017 09:15 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:15 PM (wWrLQ)
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:13 PM (EaQ6/)
=======
Not even then. Just. No.
Posted by: GOULD at July 11, 2017 09:15 PM (GfDgr)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 11, 2017 08:48 PM (e8kgV)
There to warn the American government of the Trump danger.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 11, 2017 09:15 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 11, 2017 09:15 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:15 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 11, 2017 09:15 PM (xmlAN)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 11, 2017 09:15 PM (JKNZq)
I think the media is into Euro Ahole Dealing With The Natives territory now; if they just speak much slower and much louder, the stupid natives will understand.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 11, 2017 09:15 PM (Mcvvl)
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2017 09:16 PM (q177U)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2017 09:16 PM (rZ+mb)
rogue agents, fugitives, loads of money, allegations of quid pro quo tech transfers, cover up, etc.
i'm lazy.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 11, 2017 09:14 PM (WTSFk)
I would but there's no controlling authority to monitor my research.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 11, 2017 09:16 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:17 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2017 09:17 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2017 09:17 PM (ANIFC)
But ... tomatoes!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2017 09:18 PM (rZ+mb)
Hot apple pie and cheddar just emailed to say Wut?!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2017 09:18 PM (LTHVh)
Back in 1992, I was collecting this very same chess set. Franklin Mint would send you one piece every month at a cost of, I think, $30. Anyway, things being what they were (I was 15/16), my funding stream was cut off and I had to stop the subscription midway through. At the same time, my brother, who was 9, and I got into a fight about something and he went and broke all the lead crystal bases off the pieces I did have. I was devastated and I remember at the time, no one seemed concerned.
I never mentioned it again after that and we've never talked about it. Fast forward to today - he bought me a complete one because he felt guilty all theses years.
Anyway, just wanted to share because it was a pleasant surprise.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 09:18 PM (nILVB)
How could they not perceive what had been driving us all nuts for years? There's nothing even remotely subtle or hard to detect in this technique.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2017 09:18 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:17 PM (EaQ6/)
Threadwinner.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2017 09:18 PM (sdi6R)
Is he backtracking on that? How is he trying to get back on the plantation?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 09:18 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2017 09:18 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:19 PM (wWrLQ)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2017 09:13 PM (sdi6R)
I forgot to read everything that came before that. Sorry. But I do agree with your main point!
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:19 PM (EaQ6/)
never talked about it. Fast forward to today - he bought me a complete
one because he felt guilty all theses years.
Anyway, just wanted to share because it was a pleasant surprise.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 09:18 PM (nILVB)
Nice story Bicentennialguy!
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 09:20 PM (Enq6K)
Anyway, just wanted to share because it was a pleasant surprise.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 09:18 PM (nILVB)
That is really cool.
You ought to repost that on the Saturday chess thread.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2017 09:21 PM (sdi6R)
If you don't like it, you can always join David Brooks, hear he's looking for a new lunch date.
Posted by: Sjg at July 11, 2017 09:21 PM (gDSJf)
http://tinyurl.com/qcvnv47
Watermelons.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2017 09:21 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2017 09:21 PM (r+sAi)
That's awesome.. what a wonderful thing for him to do.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 11, 2017 09:21 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at July 11, 2017 09:21 PM (Mcvvl)
Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2017 09:22 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Winston at July 11, 2017 09:22 PM (mgpkf)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 09:18 PM (nILVB)
Awww. Sweet story! Good for you both!
Posted by: Emmie at July 11, 2017 09:22 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:23 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: The Lonebadger at July 11, 2017 09:23 PM (nScHu)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:19 PM (wWrLQ)
Brie? I can't understand that, that's like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette! I'm freaking out!
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2017 09:23 PM (ANIFC)
If you had to eat pineapple to get bacon, would you?
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:23 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 11, 2017 09:23 PM (WTSFk)
I just hope he didn't sign you back up for the Columbia Record House, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2017 09:23 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:23 PM (oVJmc)
The MSM can still get some credibility back. As soon as they match the rigorous fact checking credibility of Weekly World News and the National Enquirer.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 11, 2017 09:24 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:23 PM (BO/km)
Oh, there's poop alright.
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2017 09:24 PM (ANIFC)
If you don't like it, you can always join David Brooks, hear he's looking for a new lunch date.
Posted by: Sjg at July 11, 2017 09:21 PM (gDSJf)
=======
But....but....Ham and Pineapple pizza is what we in the elite class like!
Posted by: David Brooks at July 11, 2017 09:24 PM (GfDgr)
Russians meddling in US elections? That's NEVER happened before!
Except for the last 80 fucking years of US History. Hell, when HAVEN'T the Russians meddled in our elections?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2017 09:24 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:24 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:23 PM (BO/km)
"Poop" pretty much nails it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2017 09:24 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2017 09:24 PM (0MjSc)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 11, 2017 09:24 PM (EqvVS)
I get it now, man.
You were being an absolute dick for a real reason... lol.
I'm only here maybe three nights, (not days), a week.
I propose that if we're updating scores for anything other than a dedicated thread, that we put the updates on the previous thread.
If I were doing what he is doing, I wouldn't want to know the scores either.
That's not to say that it isn't going to happen and he won't continue to be a warty penis about it, but that's the risk you take.
I simply propose that we gently nudge "Score Updaters" to the previous thread.
I like Jay Guevara, despite my meager barbs. I'm simply asking for those who use the internet to watch games the next day.
I think we can do that. Lovingly. Without being warty dicks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 11, 2017 09:24 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 11, 2017 09:06 PM (yhf6w)
They have always said that sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.
The new generation think they are doing it a new way, dramatic and with style. This time they think they are the right people and will get it right.
But they are still just fucking that chicken.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 11, 2017 09:25 PM (P/kVC)
I just hope he didn't sign you back up for the Columbia Record House, too.
-------
Ha! I bought my mother something from Bradford Mint 10 years ago or so....I still get shit from them in the mail, and I've moved a couple times.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 09:25 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2017 09:25 PM (89T5c)
130 What's the poop on this Vogue Teen thing? Did I miss something?
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:23 PM (BO/km)
Prostate prodding!
Gotta see!
Good for she!
Great for he!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 09:26 PM (pNxlR)
I saw Warty Dicks open for Nashville Pussy at the Cow Palace back in '03.
Or maybe it was the other way around. I was drunk that night.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2017 09:26 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:27 PM (BO/km)
I still don't get the why this is a story, even for fake news.
Gaining information on your political opponent.... its allowed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2017 09:27 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at July 11, 2017 09:27 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: Toad-O at July 11, 2017 09:27 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:27 PM (wWrLQ)
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2017 09:16 PM (q177U)*
Man, that's 3 kinds of cultural appropriations in 1 pizza.
Posted by: tbodie at July 11, 2017 09:28 PM (cHQtB)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 11, 2017 09:24 PM (6gk0M)ü-i+
Wut? You got a problem with warty dicks?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2017 09:28 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:28 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: chave the hugo at July 11, 2017 09:28 PM (KP5rU)
Gaining information on your political opponent.... its allowed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2017 09:27 PM (r+sAi)
Only for Democrats.
Posted by: Emmie at July 11, 2017 09:28 PM (ZapPq)
Bull, they're all about their authentic pizza margherita, maybe they spice things up with a bit of arugula or capocollo.
They wouldn't be caught dead eating hawaiian pizza on the acela.
Posted by: Sjg at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (gDSJf)
And even if they didn't, I think the question should be asked.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (TFfjn)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at July 11, 2017 09:27 PM (oBuXO)
He's been there for a while. At least since the election which I think sent him off the deep end
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (auHtY)
When is the best time to prune Crepe Myrtles?
Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2017 09:24 PM (0MjSc)
When blooming is done and new growth is less likely. Autumn, preferably late.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 09:30 PM (pNxlR)
-Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2017 09:28 PM (SRKgf)
The ladies do, but if they taste fine to you?
I'm no judge.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 11, 2017 09:30 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:17 PM (EaQ6/)
And probably graduated from high school, and don't have EBT cards, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2017 09:30 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 11, 2017 09:30 PM (lIZQs)
I confess to wondering who the queen is on the Federation side of the board...and please don't say Sulu.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 09:30 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 11, 2017 09:30 PM (6gk0M)
Passing debate questions much?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2017 09:31 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (TFfjn)
=======
Exactly what revelations are those?
Posted by: David Brooks at July 11, 2017 09:31 PM (GfDgr)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (TFfjn) .... he won't continue to be a warty penis about it
I bet he will! Mega-warty!
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:31 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:17 PM (EaQ6/)
And probably graduated from high school, and don't have EBT cards, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 11, 2017 09:30 PM (SRKgf)
...
And you can take them to sandwich shops with food names in Italian, instead of just out for Mexican?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2017 09:32 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (TFfjn)
Awwww. MooMoo missed us!
Posted by: Emmie at July 11, 2017 09:32 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: David Brooks at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (yhf6w)
His dad convinced me that going the other way is the proper move.
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)
...
That was only in the Old Testament.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (wWrLQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)
There's just one word for it.
Deeee-lish-ous!
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (17QyB)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (TFfjn)
That's as accurate as your election forecast
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (lIZQs)
173 There's no debate that Trump has handled the Russian revelations very poorly.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (TFfjn)
Such a sagacious pronouncement!
Number of fooks I have to give
[ ] None
[X] Way fewer than none
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (0mRoj)
Bill Wynn has a penis?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (Zspnl)
Posted by: GOULD at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (GfDgr)
Posted by: chave the hugo at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (0mRoj)
Ribbed for his pleasure
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (0mRoj)
...
That was only in the Old Testament.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (TqXWc)
I'm pretty sure it was referenced and incorporated in full in the New Testament. Somewhere in Romans I think.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (EqvVS)
Plus I don't really like moo goo gai pan.
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (BO/km)
Awwww. MooMoo missed us!
I managed to find both Chemjeff AND AmishDude's twitter feeds today.
And, yes, they still are as full of shit as ever.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:27 PM (BO/km)
It's just a long-lasting rebellion to potty training.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2017 09:35 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 11, 2017 09:35 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (wWrLQ)
Whose household? John Kerry's?
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 11, 2017 09:35 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:36 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 11, 2017 09:06 PM (xmlAN)
....
It's embarrassing that the media keeps publishing their political fantasy pr0n as news reports.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2017 09:36 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:27 PM (BO/km)
What, you ain't woke yet, or what?
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:36 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:36 PM (wWrLQ)
Posted by: chave the hugo at July 11, 2017 09:36 PM (KP5rU)
------
It's Uhura
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2017 09:36 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (0mRoj)
Bill Wynn has a penis?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (Zspnl)
Doubtful.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2017 09:37 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 11, 2017 09:29 PM (TFfjn)
And there is no debate that Bill Wynn is right AGAIN!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2017 09:37 PM (qJhUV)
You say you want a revelation
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's devolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 09:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: MAGA at July 11, 2017 09:37 PM (Tyk2V)
That isn't Wynning. That sounds more like the name should be Bill Loos.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 09:37 PM (PFy0L)
original wayner!
Posted by: concrete girl at July 11, 2017 09:38 PM (EqvVS)
Prostate prodding!
Gotta see!
Good for she!
Great for he!
===
When they do the full Jenner/ genital mutilation, do they cut out the prostate too?
Or is that extra?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 11, 2017 09:38 PM (xmlAN)
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:36 PM (BO/km)
...
Also, if you are David Brooks, you can write that Mexican restaurants are for people without high school diplomas but Fancy Sandwich Shops are for the illuminati but not be racist.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2017 09:38 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:36 PM (BO/km) ... don't want to seem rude to you sub-humans, but give me some of this, this you moron, this!
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:38 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2017 09:38 PM (LTHVh)
I got it, now. That's why I offered that proposal.
I know for a fact that watching online games the next day is "A Thing" because my buddy does it. He doesn't hang-out here, but once you mentioned it, I immediately knew what you were talking about.
I'd like it to be "A Thing" to gently nudge live Sports Scores to a previous thread, lest it be about the game in question.
I'd like to start that tonight and get it circulated throughout The Horde for the benefit of people who do that.
If I know you and one other dude who has never met you? There have to be a bunch of people who do that.
So... Let's say, from now-on, please post Live Scores in a Previous Thread so as not to spoil the results for Online Sports Watchers.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 11, 2017 09:38 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Jack Sock
That way he can sit back, read the responses, and pleasure himself.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 11, 2017 09:38 PM (pY+s4)
I managed to find both Chemjeff AND AmishDude's twitter feeds today.
And, yes, they still are as full of shit as ever.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (oVJmc)
................
At least MooMoo was funny occasionally!
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 11, 2017 09:38 PM (yhf6w)
Chop, chop! you squatting savage!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2017 09:39 PM (LTHVh)
One of the claims about Rasputin was that he had a big wart on his giant dick.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 09:39 PM (8O3HH)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDkCiUhHCc
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (lIZQs)
Me too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRlUcMrtiT0
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2017 09:39 PM (sdi6R)
A guy with earnings like his can afford to have a sense of humor. Or at least hire writers for his online activities.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 09:39 PM (PFy0L)
Mexican restaurants are easy because you can order by the number or just point at the picture and say what you want really loud.
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:36 PM
You might end up eating number two.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 09:40 PM (IqV8l)
To keep new blooms coming, clip off the stems holding the old blooms when they start to wilt. Heavier pruning should be done in the late winter.
Posted by: Agitator at July 11, 2017 09:40 PM (XZX7l)
Prostate prodding!
Gotta see!
Good for she!
Great for he!
===
When they do the full Jenner/ genital mutilation, do they cut out the prostate too?
Or is that extra?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 11, 2017 09:38 PM (xmlAN)
I just...I can't even...
WOMEN DON'T HAVE PROSTATES YOU IDIOTIC FUCKS WHO KNOW FUCKALL ABOUT BASIC ANATOMY!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2017 09:40 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2017 09:40 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:33 PM (0mRoj)
Spotted dick
Posted by: TheQuietMan
****
(Closes robe. Puts sock over web cam.)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 11, 2017 09:41 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:36 PM (BO/km)
Especially since those are the sort of establishments frequented by High School Graduates, other mental defectives, fopdoodles and mugwumps.
Posted by: David Brooks fabulously creased trousers at July 11, 2017 09:41 PM (5Yee7)
A guy with earnings like his can afford to have a sense of humor. Or at least hire writers for his online activities.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 09:39 PM (PFy0L)
He's so rich he can find spare copy writers in his couch cushions.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (EqvVS)
Was it the "fill your hand" or the pit of snakes? Both classic. She had a hell of a lawyer. True Grit, indeed.
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:41 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 11, 2017 09:41 PM (L87zM)
Posted by: fluffy at July 11, 2017 09:42 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 11, 2017 09:42 PM (6gk0M)
As far as I'm concerned, a MONTE CRISTO SAMMICH is about a complicated as I'd like.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 11, 2017 09:41 PM (L87zM)
I don't like those. They always come back for revenge.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:42 PM (0mRoj)
I missed Bill Wynn on election night.
And when Gorsuch was appointed.
I've never missed Bill Wynn.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:42 PM (oVJmc)
Is he backtracking on that? How is he trying to get back on the plantation?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP
-------------
Williams is on tacitly on board the impeachment bus, among other things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2017 09:42 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2017 09:42 PM (LTHVh)
And he could buy and sell any one of us on a whim.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2017 09:43 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (0mRoj)
It's in James. But nobody likes the book of James.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2017 09:43 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: freaked
Women have prostates. See post from 1:52 today.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2017 09:43 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2017 09:43 PM (sMZCb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2017 09:43 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:34 PM (0mRoj)
It's in James. But nobody likes the book of James.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2017 09:43 PM (TqXWc)
A right strawy epistle.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2017 09:44 PM (IqV8l)
He was so dead on about everything. From Texas going to Hillary to Trump's early night.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2017 09:44 PM (auHtY)
And he could buy and sell any one of us on a whim.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2017 09:43 PM (qJhUV)
========
Not quite all of us.
Posted by: GOULD at July 11, 2017 09:44 PM (GfDgr)
Everyone else keeps their dicks off the pizza.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 09:39 PM (8O3HH) ... screw that! Dig'em up, show me that he was woke!
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:45 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 11, 2017 09:45 PM (L87zM)
Posted by: fluffy at July 11, 2017 09:45 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Winston at July 11, 2017 09:45 PM (mgpkf)
And he could buy and sell any one of us on a whim.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2017 09:43 PM (qJhUV)
========
Not quite all of us.
Posted by: GOULD at July 11, 2017 09:44 PM (GfDgr)
Oh yeah? Hey everybody, Val-U-Rite's on GOULD!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 11, 2017 09:45 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Winston at July 11, 2017 09:46 PM (mgpkf)
I got one of those one time and it had powdered suger and some kind of red stuff on it. I was like, wtf? I sent it back and told them to hold the sugar and sauce next time.
Posted by: freaked at July 11, 2017 09:46 PM (BO/km)
Everyone else keeps their dicks off the pizza.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:44 PM (oVJmc)
How else are they going to make that pr0n movie then?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: J. Noble Daggett, Attorney, Ft. Smith, Arkansas at July 11, 2017 09:46 PM (sQ1li)
...but the shootout in the meadow is my all time fave.
good horse goes down
Posted by: concrete girl at July 11, 2017 09:46 PM (EqvVS)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 09:46 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Bob Suger at July 11, 2017 09:46 PM (BO/km)
When they do the full Jenner/ genital mutilation, do they cut out the prostate too?
Or is that extra?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at July 11, 2017 09:38 PM (xmlAN)
...
I'm thinking you don't want a functioning prostate that leads to nowhere trapped in your body, but I am not a doctor.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2017 09:46 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 11, 2017 09:46 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2017 09:47 PM (TbnoE)
I got one of those one time and it had powdered suger and some kind of red stuff on it. I was like, wtf?
Maybe it was a jelly donut by mistake?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 11, 2017 09:47 PM (L87zM)
Posted by: Condom advertisement at July 11, 2017 09:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2017 09:48 PM (LTHVh)
Tulips are greener
Bill Wynn read The Hill
Then pulled out his weiner.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 09:46 PM (PFy0L)
You mean he sucked his wiener?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 11, 2017 09:49 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Winston at July 11, 2017 09:49 PM (mgpkf)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:49 PM (wWrLQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2017 09:45 PM (0mRoj)
=======
That's cool. Can't be more than two fiddy a handle. Let me think about the Horde would need for the EOD anf ONT threads....(about 300 Rons and Ettes, 2 handles per......carry the 5...) Shit!
Posted by: GOULD at July 11, 2017 09:49 PM (GfDgr)
On the bright side (for us), his son is a Republican and was actually a staffer for Scalise. You know that has to frost his peanuts, knowing that his kid doesn't believe the bullsh!t dad is spouting. Karma, baby!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 11, 2017 09:49 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 09:49 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Jack Sock at July 11, 2017 09:50 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 11, 2017 09:50 PM (EqvVS)
Posted by: Rooster Cogburn, U.S. Marshall at July 11, 2017 09:50 PM (OdK9v)
They don't remove the prostate -- it's too dangerous to do for no good reason. Loss of urinary control is one of the big risks.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 09:50 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: zombie Monty Hall at July 11, 2017 09:51 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 11, 2017 09:51 PM (PUmDY)
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 11, 2017 09:46 PM (6gk0M)
Reaping, sewing, fertile earth ... blah, blah, blah, biblical warnings ... etc.
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:51 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 09:51 PM (Enq6K)
Maybe - I didn't think he is from Nantucket though
That's secondary. The length requirement alone rules him out.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 09:51 PM (pNxlR)
They don't remove the prostate -- it's too dangerous to do for no good reason. Loss of urinary control is one of the big risks.
Trannies are pissy enough.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2017 09:51 PM (oVJmc)
Who are these no-name creampuffs?
Nelson "What PED's" Cruz taking a phone pic with the umpire.
Fucking baseball is now officially dead.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2017 09:52 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 11, 2017 09:52 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 11, 2017 09:52 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Winston at July 11, 2017 09:53 PM (mgpkf)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:53 PM (wWrLQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2017 09:49 PM (wWrLQ)
=======
I've actually found a pretty good advisor who is strictly customer fee based. He does not make any money from trading. Going to go with him once I decide where the cheapest place to move stuff is.
Posted by: GOULD at July 11, 2017 09:53 PM (GfDgr)
Kinda make one think that he never bothered to contact Don Jr. for his side of the story.
Isn't contacting the target of your story for a comment a journalistic standard? He set himself up to get burned by never considering a side other than 'laws were broken! smoking gun! impeachment!'
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2017 09:53 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: zombie Monty Hall at July 11, 2017 09:53 PM (BO/km)
Personally I am LMFAO on their inept gestations of Kahn "I stab at thee....."
You go girls!!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2017 09:53 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Toad-O at July 11, 2017 09:53 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2017 09:53 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 09:54 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:54 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 11, 2017 09:55 PM (S6Pax)
Or is that extra?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her!
Just looked it up. Prostate stays in.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2017 09:55 PM (/qEW2)
Bill Wynn is a low effort shitlib whose syphilitic natterings sound like a fag and are all retarded shit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2017 09:55 PM (4ErVI)
A neighbor of mine had bad prostate problems. It wasn't cancerous, but that sucker had ballooned up and he couldn't piss. They had to do several surgeries, due to complications, and ended up removing much of his prostate.
He lost urinary sphincter control, and had to have artificial one installed. They hung a controll device in his scrotum. To pee, he had to release the thing by pushing the right "button" in his ball sack, then pump it back closed.
THen he had a stroke.............
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 11, 2017 09:55 PM (8O3HH)
Woe is us.
When you lose Joe Scarborough, you lose .0005% of America. I don't see the GOP recovering from this.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 11, 2017 09:56 PM (pY+s4)
296 The prostate is the male equivalent of the g-spot. That's why it feels so good when you take a shit.
Posted by: Toad-O at July 11, 2017 09:53 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 09:56 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2017 09:56 PM (OdK9v)
Woe is us.
So he left the Republican Party for the Democrat Party and raised the average intelligence of both organizations.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 11, 2017 09:56 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2017 09:57 PM (arhmY)
The prostate is the male equivalent of the g-spot. That's why it feels so good when you take a shit."
------------
Not only that the prostate makes your wast bigger, bigly. This is why when you take that morning "second" shit your pants fit looser. Hell, mine almost fall off after that 10:30 clean up crap.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2017 09:57 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2017 09:57 PM (4ErVI)
You go girls!!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
Khan was pregnant? I missed that part.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2017 09:57 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2017 09:57 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: George Jetson at July 11, 2017 09:57 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 11, 2017 09:57 PM (L87zM)
But enough about Ted Kennedy.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 11, 2017 09:57 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2017 09:57 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
---------
Just when I didn't need something else to worry about.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2017 09:58 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Joe Scarborough's Dead Intern at July 11, 2017 09:58 PM (qJhUV)
When you lose Joe Scarborough, you lose .0005% of America. I don't see the GOP recovering from this.
I guess he'll execute his Presidential run in 2020 under the auspices of the Coffee Party. Or with Egg McMuffin's rump outfit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 09:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2017 09:59 PM (OdK9v)
He fits right in with 90% of our current Republican representatives. They are in many cases no better than Democrats.
Posted by: zombie Monty Hall at July 11, 2017 09:59 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 11, 2017 09:59 PM (PUmDY)
Fox is killing the game with boring interviews and no action.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2017 09:59 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Ben Had
****
Hey, no hard feelings.
Posted by: ESPN at July 11, 2017 10:00 PM (hVdx9)
Or with Egg McMuffin's rump outfit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 09:58 PM (pNxlR)
I am not googling that.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2017 10:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Joe Scarborough's Dead Intern at July 11, 2017 09:58 PM (qJhUV)
ahhh, Are we supposed to complete that thought?
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2017 10:01 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2017 09:57 PM (/qEW2)"
----------------
Eazy thare. I'm 4 rum and cookies in and lyke mi dancing my speiling gots batter with moar dranks.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2017 10:02 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2017 10:02 PM (/qEW2)
325 I am not googling that.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2017 10:00 PM (sdi6R)
Heh... my work here is done.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 10:02 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
****
If by world they mean Pluto, they are right.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 11, 2017 10:04 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ben Had
****
Hey, no hard feelings.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 11, 2017 10:04 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at July 11, 2017 10:04 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Toad-O at July 11, 2017 10:04 PM (cct0t)
Well Martha had a stroke. Then Edith had a stroke. Mildred would have had a stroke but she couldn't reach.
You see because...
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2017 10:05 PM (npdX6)
328 According to wikipedia, in 2011 Time named Joe Scarborough as one of the 100 most influential people in the world.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2017 10:02 PM (/qEW2)
Interestingly enough, Time itself did not make it onto the list of the 1,000 most influential institutions of the world.
So, less than nothing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2017 10:05 PM (pNxlR)
On the plus side, it is tending more to purple and not pure black like yesterday, and it's itching a bit, and doesn't hurt as much.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 11, 2017 10:06 PM (6FqZa)
Deleting 33,000 emails is proof of innocence and delivering a total email chain is proof of treason.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2017 10:08 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2017 09:43 PM (TqXWc)
It makes me realize how badly I live the Christian life.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at July 11, 2017 10:14 PM (nvMvs)
When Trump wants a Russian Reset: THAT'S TREASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 11, 2017 10:17 PM (Ndje9)
That's mainstream liberal journalism in 2017. All about spinning the tale to fit the narrative. Facts and evidence be damned. But objectivity ? ROTLMAO!!! You're shitting me, right ? So far in the rear view mirror of liberal mainstream journalism, you can't even see it.
Posted by: deadrody at July 11, 2017 10:21 PM (FvbGP)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 11, 2017 10:55 PM (e8kgV)
I want Bolling to ask if Trump has to report campaign contributions that he didn't get either. Boom.
To the extent that there are is conservatism on that panel, they're getting bamboozled by the shit on the left.
Williams groans openly when Bolling says that the discussion was about adoption. But from what I read that's part of Manafort staring at his phone, Kushner walking out at 7 minutes and Don hanging on for 20. Because of COURSE you have to accept the leftist spin that this is only cover--however the left never has to entertain anything but that Lynch and Bill Clinton talked about nothing but grandkids--otherwise you're a horrible slanderer and partisan!!!!!
Daino misrepresented the email wording. At no point was Trump Jr. told "the Russian government is already active in the election". That's a ridiculous interpretation of the email chain!
Fucking hacks.
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2017 11:31 PM (JhE5a)
I wanted to see Tucker, not this RINO team up shit.
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2017 11:34 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 12, 2017 02:29 AM (JtHRo)
wise to the game and the trust that they lost will never be regained."
Wise, maybe, but we're still distracted from 28,882 HRC emails recently dumped.
When they shout the loudest is when they want to distract from damaging news.
Posted by: Adsila at July 12, 2017 06:50 AM (IRq9H)
I turned that shit off immediately. If Fox goes muh russia on all shows I'm out. Fuck all of them.
Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at July 12, 2017 10:28 AM (jxw6R)
Posted by: Rose at July 12, 2017 11:23 AM (3N8PC)
Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0483 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0194 seconds, 356 records returned.
Page size 158 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)