The Chickens Have Come Home to Chew Gum and Kick Ass and They're All Out of Gum

Ugly bunny fracas is swiftly broken up by the chicken police. pic.twitter.com/kTxMODYsGa
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) July 10, 2017

Terrible day of work by me, but unlike many people online, I could GAF about the Russia story and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

Night!

Posted by: Ace at 08:15 PM

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1 wait until the vegan police see this

Posted by: andrew jarbacka at July 21, 2017 08:07 PM (AU4SY)

2 Saw Ugly Bunny Fracas open for Toad the Wet Sprocket. Confusing show.

Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2017 08:08 PM (kAtNg)

3 Ace,
I forgot how much I love it here! I was here for last one because it's too hot out to go out in my garden.

Posted by: Carol at July 21, 2017 08:08 PM (NKOy9)

4 Heh! Nice.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 21, 2017 08:10 PM (WFe5M)

5 A Universal Bunny music interlude?

https://youtu.be/XEbmGa3_qU4

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 08:10 PM (An780)

6 Ugly Bunny Fracas were cuter in the 1990s when they were still called The Spice Girls

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 08:10 PM (6FqZa)

7 Ha! Last time I was this early, ace was buying tools at Ikea.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

8 Hi Carol!

The bunnies in my yard don't fight.

Posted by: fluffy at July 21, 2017 08:11 PM (jw2Xw)

9 From previous thread:

39 Gonorrhae. I hate that stuff. The peoole who keep giving it to me are such drips.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 21, 2017 06:22 PM (fMBcz)

You dude, Pro tip, wash your socks both before and after. Duh.

Posted by: Taiwan_Joe at July 21, 2017 08:11 PM (sy8f2)

10 Speaking of things that I don't like; people who embed videos in a format you can't share without sharing their entire post.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 21, 2017 08:12 PM (39g3+)

11 Could GAF or couldn't GAF?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 08:12 PM (IqV8l)

12 Once I broke up a fight like that at the gym. It was just as funny.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 21, 2017 08:12 PM (JvZF+)

13 You could have posted the Nood after I got 1000 on the last one, Ace.

Denied again.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 08:12 PM (Rsi2C)

14 I really did miss it here. I have to get my rear in gear & go outside but in mid to late October, I will be back. I love it here.

I have to finish my grocery shopping list and decide what to eat for dinner.

I don't think you did a bad day's work Ace.

Posted by: Carol at July 21, 2017 08:13 PM (NKOy9)

15 This outrage would never have occurred on my watch.

Posted by: General Woundwort at July 21, 2017 08:13 PM (pvjTE)

16 L'Elle, you can go back and run up the score.

We won't tell.

Posted by: fluffy at July 21, 2017 08:14 PM (jw2Xw)

17 No one gives a shit about Russia except progs and their sycophantic media throne sniffers.

Posted by: very irredeemably undude at July 21, 2017 08:14 PM (2X7pN)

18 My chickens and wabbits don't behave this way. This seems unusual

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 08:14 PM (Rsi2C)

19 Bunny fights are kinda cute, its like they can't help being cute no matter what they do. Gotta be annoying, especially for the boy bunnys. Dammit I ain't cute! *wiggles nose adorably*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 21, 2017 08:15 PM (39g3+)

20 "You could have posted the Nood after I got 1000 on the last one, Ace. "

1000 comment threads really annoy him

Posted by: Tuna at July 21, 2017 08:15 PM (jm1YL)

21 Dang, the one rooster looks at the bunny like "you wanna piece of me?".

Of course, the bunny should have replied "yes, extra crispy". You never think of those things when you need to.

Posted by: pep at July 21, 2017 08:15 PM (LAe3v)

22 Im surprised the squirrels didnt get in on any of that action.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 21, 2017 08:15 PM (JvZF+)

23 16. Of course, she'll bring shame on herself, and dishonor to her ancestors.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 08:15 PM (fA1SL)

24 Ugly Bunny Fracas... fallen quite a ways since leaving that Star Trek show.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 08:15 PM (Pz4pT)

25 I hoping that the bunnies would fly away.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 21, 2017 08:15 PM (2qHjF)

26 Embleer Frithra, that Elil Woundwort is here?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 08:15 PM (An780)

27 Hi Fluffy,
How are you? I said Hello in last one but you probably missed it.

Posted by: Carol at July 21, 2017 08:16 PM (NKOy9)

28 What Russia story?

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 08:16 PM (BO/km)

29 18. Well, how much meth do you mix in with their feed?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 08:16 PM (fA1SL)

30 L'Elle, you can go back and run up the score.
We won't tell.
Posted by: fluffy at July 21, 2017 08:14 PM
***
Skip already got it. He will be along shortly to brag and let you know. It's okay. I'm glad he got it

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 08:16 PM (Rsi2C)

31
Soon, you bastard.

Soon.

Posted by: Angry Girl Training Attack Chickens For Revenge at July 21, 2017 08:17 PM (NyJwR)

32 My chickens and wabbits don't behave this way. This seems unusual
--
I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here.

This is an informal bunny prison, and the chickens are guards. I think the white bunny was going to shiv the other bunny, and the chickens had to intercede as per their employment contract.

/am I the only one who can see this?

Posted by: shibumi at July 21, 2017 08:17 PM (aT+Bx)

33 If I were rich, I'd hire a professional actress to show up at a moron meetup as Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 08:17 PM (nILVB)

34
28 What Russia story?

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 08:16 PM (BO/km)

All I know about Russia is that their major exports are overpriced vodka, communism, and gorgeous but homicidal strippers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2017 08:17 PM (iFZVz)

35 Could GAF or couldn't GAF?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 08:12 PM (IqV8l)

They mean the same thing. Like flammable and inflammable.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 08:18 PM (Pz4pT)

36 Carol, I did see, but I get distracted sometimes :--)

Posted by: fluffy at July 21, 2017 08:18 PM (jw2Xw)

37 Of course, the bunny should have replied "yes, extra crispy". You never think of those things when you need to.

Don't you hate that? On the way home the perfect line pops up...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 21, 2017 08:18 PM (39g3+)

38 You could have posted the Nood after I got 1000 on the last one, Ace.

You showed commitment and hung in there. That's good on you.

Bad ewok! Bad!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2017 08:18 PM (gIRsn)

39 I hate fucking bunnies.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 21, 2017 08:18 PM (BO/km)

40 Needs OzzyMan narration.

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody at July 21, 2017 08:18 PM (0mRoj)

41 Russia, Russia, Russia!

I actually have no idea what the Russia story is but I'm convinced I should be appalled by it. Or heartened- either or.

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2017 08:19 PM (jCMs8)

42 OMG OMG!!!!!!1!! THESE VENGEANCE-BENT CHICKENS WILL KILL US ALL!!!

*flees in panic*

Posted by: 70% of CNN's staff at July 21, 2017 08:19 PM (eMKNe)

43 I hate Twitter videos, because they won't play for me.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

44 Anyway, my pet peeve is people who call maroon purple.

Posted by: Jeanne del Norte, ahora con covfefe at July 21, 2017 08:19 PM (B9dAp)

45 40
Needs OzzyMan narration.

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody

This just means that every other word is f***. There are many here who can handle that. (jk, the guy is hysterical)

Posted by: pep at July 21, 2017 08:19 PM (LAe3v)

46 >>> Needs OzzyMan narration.

Check his archive. He may have done so.

Posted by: fluffy at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (jw2Xw)

47 it must suck to be the prison punk bunny in the rabbit farm.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (6FqZa)

48 I screwed up my iPad in early April upgrade and lost Mercury browser & all my notes (with passwords & recipes I made up from recipes I read & left out ingredients I don't like). After fourth day of talking to Apple tech support they restored from backup and I never backed up notes because they were private and Mercury isn't available now. I'm having trouble getting used to i-CabMobile, but it's good. I sometimes lose my tools, etc on top of page but manage to recover them. I'm still not sure how/

Posted by: Carol at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (NKOy9)

49 So I Had to go to the south side of Baltimore today.

Down by Ravins Stadium .

2:00pm, and the stoners and meth heads were everywhere.

Everyone is talking about this opioid epidemic, nd I'm thinking it's a self solving problem.

As long as Darwin persists.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (J+eG2)

50 But seriously, gotta love the brown-spotted rabbit.

As soon as the chickens try to break it up, she's off to the side looking the other way. "I dindu nuffin!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (eMKNe)

51 With all this Lapine H8t, pretty sure Bun Bun will make an appearance with his switchblade.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (An780)

52
Dear Shithead Minneapolis residents, this is what happens when it's important to hire a lesbian police chief instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to hire a Salami muslim as a cop instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to vote for a lesbian idiot mayor instead of a qualified person.

Sincerely,
Soothsayer

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (qbQhu)

53 I had a bunny and a deer in my backyard today. Then I added a puppy.

Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (/tuJf)

54 44
Anyway, my pet peeve is people who call maroon purple.

Posted by: Jeanne del Norte, ahora con covfef

And people who say "what a moron", when they mean "hey, that guy's purple to red".

Posted by: pep at July 21, 2017 08:21 PM (LAe3v)

55 41 Russia, Russia, Russia!

I actually have no idea what the Russia story is but I'm convinced I should be appalled by it. Or heartened- either or.
Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2017 08:19 PM (jCMs

If the Russians hacked the election to ensure that Hillary Will Never Be President, they did us a fucking goddamn favor and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

56 " I hate fucking bunnies."

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 21, 2017 08:21 PM (J+eG2)

57 If I were rich, I'd hire a professional actress to show up at a moron meetup as Mary Cloggenstein.
---

Her date has to be Bill Wynn, who will be wearing an old brown suit with blue socks.

Posted by: shibumi at July 21, 2017 08:21 PM (aT+Bx)

58 43 I hate Twitter videos, because they won't play for me.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

++++

I keep telling you how to get around that, but you never listen. I must not be mansplaining it right.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2017 08:22 PM (pvjTE)

59
Minneapolis, a diverse bunch of idiots who will end up getting everyone killed.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 21, 2017 08:22 PM (qbQhu)

60
I'd love to see THIS chicken break up a bunny fight. Probably has a wallet that says Bad Motherfucker on it.

http://tinyurl.com/y74dy6jd

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2017 08:22 PM (iFZVz)

61 And next year, we're going to find out what GAF means.

Posted by: Zombie Henry Fonda at July 21, 2017 08:22 PM (S6Pax)

62 Everyone is talking about this opioid epidemic, nd I'm thinking it's a self solving problem.

I've been around a lot of opiod addicts while dealing with my socially acceptable alcoholism.

Many of them are not your 70s heroin junkies, they're regular folk who got hooked on prescription meds.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2017 08:23 PM (gIRsn)

63 33 If I were rich, I'd hire a professional actress to show up at a moron meetup as Mary Cloggenstein.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 08:17 PM (nILVB)

===

I pledge $10

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 21, 2017 08:23 PM (JvZF+)

64 Salami muslim
---

That's offensive on so many, many levels.

You've also capitalized Salami but not capitalized muslim.

Well done. VERY well done.

Posted by: shibumi at July 21, 2017 08:23 PM (aT+Bx)

65 GAF?

General assessment of functioning. It's a number used in psychological assessment. I believe the lowest is zero and the highest is 100.

(I've worked in workers' comp defense.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2017 08:24 PM (eMKNe)

66
You've also capitalized Salami but not capitalized muslim.

Thank you for noticing.

Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 21, 2017 08:24 PM (qbQhu)

67 Also there was a company called GAF that made those ViewMaster thingies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2017 08:25 PM (eMKNe)

68 'I'd hire a professional actress to show up at a moron meetup as Mary Cloggenstein.'

You could get an actor too you know. Mary might have started off as a Marty.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 21, 2017 08:25 PM (BO/km)

69 my pet peeve is people who call maroon purple.

What a purple...

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at July 21, 2017 08:25 PM (jCMs8)

70 I've seen an inordinate amount of hijabs today.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 08:26 PM (nILVB)

71 Everyone is talking about this opioid epidemic, nd I'm thinking it's a self solving problem.
-------------------------------

I've been around a lot of opiod addicts while dealing with my socially acceptable alcoholism.

Many of them are not your 70s heroin junkies, they're regular folk who got hooked on prescription meds.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2017 08:23 PM (gIRsn)

And leaving them out there to rot is a lose/lose proposition.

It costs exponentially more to leave them to die on their own than it does to actually try to get them clean. In virtually every way imaginable.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 08:26 PM (Pz4pT)

72 Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 08:17 PM (nILVB)

Not a professional actress at the moment but someone wants to give me money and I live nearby I'll show up as Mary Cloggenstein. It would be funnier if you asked J.J., Sefton, however. He is a professional actor of some sort

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 08:26 PM (iVOAv)

73 For some reason this post is making me think of a demented thing from early MTV. "Dog Police".

"DOG POLICE! WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM, DOG POLICE! NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE!"

Posted by: Sporkatus at July 21, 2017 08:26 PM (/tbBA)

74 >> If I were rich, I'd hire a professional actress to
>> show up at a moron meetup

How about a porn star dressed up like Marie Harf?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 21, 2017 08:26 PM (8O3HH)

75 Waiting for Daffy Duck to show up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 08:27 PM (IqV8l)

76 Can we continue the moaning and complaining thread? I just caught up.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 08:27 PM (Jcg9Q)

77 Well hopefully one of us Morons tonight will win the Mega Millions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 08:28 PM (An780)

78 Not a professional actress at the moment but someone wants to give me money and I live nearby I'll show up as Mary Cloggenstein
------

You'd be an excellent candidate. You're already familiar with the character and the audience!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 08:28 PM (nILVB)

79 Dear Shithead Minneapolis residents, this is what happens when it's important to hire a lesbian police chief instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to hire a Salami muslim as a cop instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to vote for a lesbian idiot mayor instead of a qualified person.

Sincerely,
Soothsayer
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (qbQhu)

THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 08:28 PM (SRKgf)

80 Waiting for Daffy Duck to show up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Your despthicable!

Posted by: Daffy Duck, this is CNN! at July 21, 2017 08:29 PM (S6Pax)

81 You want: a pron star dressed as Marie Harf.

You'll settle for: an actress appearing as Mary Cloggenstien.

You'll get: qdpsteve in 1980s aerobics drag. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2017 08:29 PM (eMKNe)

82 fluffy,
I'll be back when it's too hot or it rains. I have what I call the "lazy bug" when it's this hot.

Take care for the next few months.

Posted by: Carol at July 21, 2017 08:29 PM (NKOy9)

83 If I were rich, I'd hire a professional actress to show up at a moron meetup as Mary Cloggenstein.

There are tens of thousands who would do it for free just to get some thing on their resume.

You may have to buy a new casting couch when it's all over

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2017 08:29 PM (jCMs8)

84 I've got it. When Gozer comes to rectify our civilisation, I'll choose for her the form of a twitchy nosed bunny.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 08:30 PM (6FqZa)

85 Well hopefully one of us Morons tonight will win the Mega Millions.

If it's you, you'll remember that I've always admired you and consider you one of my besties, right? Right?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2017 08:30 PM (gIRsn)

86
70 I've seen an inordinate amount of hijabs today.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 08:26 PM (nILVB)

Meeting someone at the airport?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2017 08:30 PM (iFZVz)

87 GAF?

General assessment of functioning. It's a number used in psychological assessment. I believe the lowest is zero and the highest is 100.

(I've worked in workers' comp defense.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2017 08:24 PM (eMKNe)

Basically doesn't get used anymore. It was a dumb way to try to quantify overall.. well, functioning on physical, mental, social, etc. Usually somebody would put a number on the person, and one clinicians guess was as good as the next.

Client would be seen one day, all disheveled and drunk and complaining of chest pain and no job and nobody to love them, and they'd give him a 20. Next week after he cleans up, and his wife picks him up because he has a job interview, they give him a 65.

Right.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 21, 2017 08:30 PM (Pz4pT)

88 I've seen an inordinate amount of hijabs today.

You weren't by any chance at or near a park, were you? The love to mill around the parks, at least here in my neck of the woods.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 21, 2017 08:30 PM (Tyii7)

89 Meeting someone at the airport?
------
Costco and its environs.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 08:30 PM (nILVB)

90 This is proof of systemic species-ism in the chicken police force!

Posted by: Aunt Luna at July 21, 2017 08:30 PM (Zd2ZF)

91 You'll get: qdpsteve in 1980s aerobics drag. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve

So, did you ever buy that Subaru you were looking at?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 21, 2017 08:31 PM (S6Pax)

92 58 43 I hate Twitter videos, because they won't play for me.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

++++

I keep telling you how to get around that, but you never listen. I must not be mansplaining it right.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2017 08:22 PM (pvjTE)

I must keep missing it. I tried a different browser, but that didn't work either.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

93 Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 08:28 PM (nILVB)

Well, i do occasionally get paid to do a one woman show, but I'm not a member of Actor's Equity at the moment because I'm not trying to make a living doing acting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 08:31 PM (iVOAv)

94 Dear nice head-tilting Minnesota Lutherans: this is what happens when it's important to take in immigrants from a culture with a long tradition of literate civilisation instead of Somalis . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 08:31 PM (6FqZa)

95 Is that Sheriff Daffy Duck and Deputy Porky Pig?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 08:31 PM (An780)

96
84 I've got it. When Gozer comes to rectify our civilisation, I'll choose for her the form of a twitchy nosed bunny.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 08:30 PM (6FqZa)

I see you've met Bun Bun......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 21, 2017 08:32 PM (iFZVz)

97 I don't GAF.

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody at July 21, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)

98 So...(with a nod to last thread)...

Was the Daffy Duck character based on Jack Lemmon or vice versa?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2017 08:33 PM (gIRsn)

99 97 I don't GAF.

About what?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 08:33 PM (iVOAv)

100 Dear Shithead Minneapolis residents, this is what happens when it's important to hire a lesbian police chief instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to hire a Salami muslim as a cop instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to vote for a lesbian idiot mayor instead of a qualified person.

Sincerely,
Soothsayer
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (qbQhu)

But but but diversity is our strength

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 08:33 PM (auHtY)

101
"Conservative" National Review Senior Editor Reihan Salam on Tucker calling for single-payer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

102 Posted by: Carol at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (NKOy9)

Hi Carol, it's nice to see you commenting again.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at July 21, 2017 08:33 PM (OiLIO)

103 Test.

Posted by: Steve Wozniak at July 21, 2017 08:34 PM (xAvrH)

104 97. 'What've ya got?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 08:34 PM (fA1SL)

105 *tilts head at Bandersnatch*

Depends, would you be willing to put up with the Empress, a few of the other Horde members, and myself attacking Tokyo to go all Kaijukaze??? Followed by an assault on Akihibara?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 08:34 PM (An780)

106 Dear Shithead Minneapolis residents, this is what happens when it's important to hire a lesbian police chief instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to hire a Salami muslim as a cop instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to vote for a lesbian idiot mayor instead of a qualified person.

Sincerely,
Soothsayer
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (qbQhu)

Let the blue cities burn.

I don't give a fuck about any of them anymore.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 08:35 PM (Jcg9Q)

107 This just means that every other word is f***. There are many here who can handle that. (jk, the guy is hysterical)
Posted by: pep at July 21, 2017 08:19 PM (LAe3v)

Straight to Destination Fucked!

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody at July 21, 2017 08:35 PM (0mRoj)

108 Gaff? Edward J Olmos?

So we are with the skin jobs now?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 08:35 PM (An780)

109 "Conservative" National Review Senior Editor Reihan Salam on Tucker calling for single-payer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Mark Steyn was on for Rush a few months ago, and made a very sarcastic but cogent argument why Republicans should go for Single Payer. It would shut up the Democrats for years, and it would generally be so lousy and mediocre, that it would make everybody mad at the government.
I wish I could remember every point he made, but he was both half serious and half joking.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 21, 2017 08:35 PM (S6Pax)

110 101
"Conservative" National Review Senior Editor Reihan Salam on Tucker calling for single-payer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

If anybody still doesn't think National Review has jumped the shark, that should remove any remaining doubt.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

111 I don't think Conservative means the same thing anymore. The word has be co-opted by people who do not understand freedom and personal responsibility.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 08:36 PM (BO/km)

112 National Review needs to fucking go away.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 08:36 PM (6FqZa)

113 First!!!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 21, 2017 08:36 PM (KCxzN)

114 108. Hey! It's replicants to you, pal! We're allowed to use that term, not you!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 08:36 PM (fA1SL)

115 Isn't that, really, the story of ,Obama?

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at July 21, 2017 08:36 PM (PtE6F)

116 I was forced to be in place that had CNN on. When they had anything about this attack in MN they never showed a picture of the cop or reported that he was a Somali Muslim, just "policeman"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 08:38 PM (iVOAv)

117 With all this Lapine H8t, pretty sure Bun Bun will make an appearance with his switchblade.
Posted by: Anna Puma
----------

Crusader Rabbit. Mounted, wearing armor, carrying a lance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 08:38 PM (OdK9v)

118 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 21, 2017 08:38 PM (KCxzN)

119 Talk about a bad skin job, Palpatine...

As an android neko-grrl I reserve the right to diss other artificial life forms.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 08:39 PM (An780)

120 Going to Tabernacle in a few minutes to hear this song live. It will be an oversold show.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x_ZeDn-hHGE

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 21, 2017 08:39 PM (PUmDY)

121 I heard Mark Levin on the radio tonight saying that a recent AP poll says 62% of the public now supports single payer.

He said that's what happens when there is no party making a case for traditional American values of liberty, individual responsibility, and the free market.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

122 Dear Shithead Minneapolis residents, this is what happens when it's important to hire a lesbian police chief instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to hire a Salami muslim as a cop instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to vote for a lesbian idiot mayor instead of a qualified person.

Sincerely,
Soothsayer
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (qbQhu)

Shorter version: reality bats last. And reality just whacked one out of the park.

The question is, are you to pitch to reality in his next AB?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 08:39 PM (SRKgf)

123 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 08:33 PM (iVOAv)

Much of anything, really.

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody at July 21, 2017 08:40 PM (0mRoj)

124 hi!

Posted by: Mikey NTH at July 21, 2017 08:40 PM (66/E/)

125 "Conservative" National Review Senior Editor Reihan Salam on Tucker calling for single-payer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

No longer standing athwart history but becoming fellow travelers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 21, 2017 08:41 PM (auHtY)

126 Ozzy man was a mild amusement, until he decided he needed to stick his nose into US politics.

Because people were obviously watching his channel for the insightful political commentary and not the stupid accent doing voice overs of youtube clips.

Posted by: Sjg at July 21, 2017 08:41 PM (gDSJf)

127 First!!!!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 21, 2017 08:36 PM (KCxzN)

Ok, I laughed.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at July 21, 2017 08:42 PM (Zd2ZF)

128 92 58 43 I hate Twitter videos, because they won't play for me.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

++++

I keep telling you how to get around that, but you never listen. I must not be mansplaining it right.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2017 08:22 PM (pvjTE)

I must keep missing it. I tried a different browser, but that didn't work either.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

++++

Just download the video to your device.

go to this link:
http://www.savevideo.me/

Paste the twitter link into the box of the above link and click Download.

That will take you to a new page with a list of download links with different qualities.

Pick whichever quality/size you want and then right-click that one and choose "Save link as"

The file will start downloading to your device.

When it finishes, play it. If you are on a pc, then VLC is an excellent video player that will play almost anything.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2017 08:42 PM (FUu/Z)

129 The left is labeling politicians and pundits as "conservative" who would have been right at home marching in a May Day parade forty years ago.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 21, 2017 08:42 PM (Tyii7)

130 If they go single-payer, is it all over?

I personally think it is, but I've thought that for a while now.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 08:43 PM (nILVB)

131
Let the blue cities burn.

I don't give a fuck about any of them anymore.

Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.

Posted by: Jack Kirkpatrick at July 21, 2017 08:43 PM (IqV8l)

132 With all this Lapine H8t, pretty sure Bun Bun will make an appearance with his switchblade.
Posted by: Anna Puma
------------

Pfft . Perky, from Cat Shit One: http://tinyurl.com/yd7fqzjt

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 08:44 PM (OdK9v)

133 116 I was forced to be in place that had CNN on. When they had anything about this attack in MN they never showed a picture of the cop or reported that he was a Somali Muslim, just "policeman"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 08:38 PM (iVOAv)

I am SO sick of that crap from the MSM.

"Police are looking for a man."

No shit?

"If seen call 666-666-6666."

WTF is the point of that? Yeah, I've seen lots of guys today. Should I call in?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 08:44 PM (SRKgf)

134 Ugly Bunnies: CNN

Chicken Police: Trump Twitter Account

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 21, 2017 08:44 PM (tbOMB)

135
WTF is the point of that? Yeah, I've seen lots of guys today. Should I call in?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 08:44 PM (SRKgf)

Call them all in. If they have nothing to hide, they have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody at July 21, 2017 08:44 PM (0mRoj)

136 128
Just download the video to your device.

go to this link:
http://www.savevideo.me/

Paste the twitter link into the box of the above link and click Download.

That will take you to a new page with a list of download links with different qualities.

Pick whichever quality/size you want and then right-click that one and choose "Save link as"

The file will start downloading to your device.

When it finishes, play it. If you are on a pc, then VLC is an excellent video player that will play almost anything.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2017 08:42 PM (FUu/Z)

OK, I saved your comment to a text file and will take a look at it, but it sounds a whole lot more complicated than just clicking the "play" button.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

137 I hate the phrase "finger lickin' good".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 08:45 PM (xAvrH)

138 Holy crap, people, it's only 16:56!!!!!

Posted by: Lisl at July 21, 2017 08:45 PM (OAB5z)

139 isn't this main featured act at the People's Democratic Republic's All Korean Peoples Circus? Four lucky ticket holders get to bring home their choice of soup feathers or stewing fur, along with a letter they can sign thanking Kim Jong Bunghole for many useful suggestions on how to make soup out of tree bark and colorful rocks.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 21, 2017 08:45 PM (ILitO)

140 "Conservative" National Review Senior Editor Reihan Salam on Tucker calling for single-payer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

Is that Reihan Salam of the Hampton Salams?

Or of the Fallujah Salams?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 08:45 PM (SRKgf)

141 I hate the phrase "finger lickin' good".
-----

Now, see, I don't mind it in the least.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at July 21, 2017 08:46 PM (nILVB)

142 138 Holy crap, people, it's only 16:56!!!!!
Posted by: Lisl at July 21, 2017 08:45 PM (OAB5z)

If you're in Alaska, sure.

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody at July 21, 2017 08:46 PM (0mRoj)

143 >>I hate the phrase "finger lickin' good".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

You need to spend more time with me big boy.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 21, 2017 08:47 PM (/Nite)

144 No, we didn't "buy our tickets" some of us have been hear for decades because that's where our work was o our spouses wok was or we were taking care of aged parents. I'm sorry; I can't stand this ":let everyone is a blue city die Ii don't care." bs Ace is from blue city, J.J> is from a blue city. Charlie brown's Dildo is from a blue area. Bluebell is from a blue area.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 08:47 PM (iVOAv)

145 Now, see, I don't mind it in the least.

Ditto.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at July 21, 2017 08:47 PM (Tyii7)

146 141 I hate the phrase "finger lickin' good".
-----

Now, see, I don't mind it in the least.
Posted by: Sally Kohn at July 21, 2017 08:46 PM (nILVB)

Me either.

Posted by: Rachel Madcow at July 21, 2017 08:47 PM (SRKgf)

147 re 137: reminds me of a bit I saw in a porn video. Not the finger licking, where the finger was 20 seconds earlier. Think "Amos" with a bit of a typo.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 21, 2017 08:47 PM (ILitO)

148 141 I hate the phrase "finger lickin' good".
-----

Now, see, I don't mind it in the least.
Posted by: Sally Kohn at July 21, 2017 08:46 PM (nILVB)

Count (?) me in.

Posted by: Janee Harteau at July 21, 2017 08:47 PM (SRKgf)

149 I guess I'm not conservative. I'm not a liberal lefty or middle of the roader either though. I need a new word to describe my outlook.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 08:50 PM (BO/km)

150 129 The left is labeling politicians and pundits as "conservative" who would have been right at home marching in a May Day parade forty years ago.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 21, 2017 08:42 PM (Tyii7)

It isn't just the left. Many so-called "conservatives" today seem wholly incapable of standing up for limited Constitutional government and free-market capitalism.

Or maybe they're just uninterested in doing that, and would rather have their hands on the levers of power of a fully weaponized government.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

151 I need a new word to describe my outlook.
Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 08:50 PM (BO/km)

Fed up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 21, 2017 08:50 PM (tbOMB)

152 149 I guess I'm not conservative. I'm not a liberal lefty or middle of the roader either though. I need a new word to describe my outlook.
------

"Disgusted"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 08:51 PM (nILVB)

153 I missed the Complaining Thread. That pisses me off.

Fen ... what are you railing about up there ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 08:51 PM (fiGNd)

154 I am so glad this week is over.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 21, 2017 08:52 PM (/o9Qk)

155 anyway, 'finger licking' is bad manners, but we all do it sometimes when the food is finger food and really good. Try not to think of Barky and Moochelle on their honeymoon at the No Tell Moochelle.

ok, I tried. long day, short knight.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 21, 2017 08:52 PM (ILitO)

156 150. If I can't have a decent republic, then I'm all-in for tyranny, provided I'm the guy with the armoured train and the secret police.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 21, 2017 08:52 PM (fA1SL)

157 Hi Bossy!

No, no Subaru. Now I want the Honda HR-V. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2017 08:53 PM (eMKNe)

158 137 I hate the phrase "finger lickin' good".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 08:45 PM (xAvrH)

Go to hell.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at July 21, 2017 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

159 Now, see, I don't mind it in the least.
Posted by: Sally Kohn at July 21, 2017 08:46 PM (nILVB)

Me either.
Posted by: Rachel Madcow at July 21, 2017 08:47 PM (SRKgf)

They could both be Ones with just the smallest bit of effort. Which is part of why they don't.

I really did learn that here. Can't remember who taught me that - one of the Ettes - but it's true.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 08:53 PM (fiGNd)

160 No, we didn't "buy our tickets"

Collectively maybe. In that sense though the whole country bought the ticket to the BO railroad. It wasn't my fault or yours, but somehow the country fell for it.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 08:53 PM (BO/km)

161 If I can't have a decent republic, then I'm all-in for tyranny, provided I'm the guy with the armoured train and the secret police.
----

Are you accepting resumes for Chief Enforcer, by chance?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 08:53 PM (nILVB)

162 Yeah. *sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 21, 2017 08:54 PM (tbOMB)

163 OK, I saved your comment to a text file and will take a look at it, but it sounds a whole lot more complicated than just clicking the "play" button.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

++++

I know it looks that way at first, but it's dead easy. If you have the savevideo.me site bookmarked, you just go to the twitter video like normal, click in the address bar to copy the address, click the savevideo bookmark, paste the address you copied in the box, click download.

After that, just one more step: right click and save the file. Now it's on your pc and you can play it like any other video.

Sure, it would be simpler if twitter video worked in your browser, but since it doesn't, you can do this if you want to see what everyone else is talking about.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2017 08:54 PM (pvjTE)

164 Bring up the Holy Hand Gernade of Antioch.

Posted by: King Arthur at July 21, 2017 08:54 PM (qgX1F)

165 http://tinyurl.com/ybbt9lwe

This is a man who claimed to invent email & was planing on running against Elizabeth Warren next year for MA senate seat. He screwed up on Howie Carr Show yesterday & it's very funny.

I don't think he's a candidate now.

Have a good weekend everyone. I'll be back in mid-late October or when it rains.

Posted by: Carol at July 21, 2017 08:55 PM (NKOy9)

166 I get mad! I get mad! I get mad!

It ain't bad to get mad! BAAAAAAH!

So give me your fuckin ice cream, beyotches!

Posted by: Sesame Street goat at July 21, 2017 08:55 PM (xAvrH)

167 re 150: the left has been moving the 'middle of the road' to the left for years.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 21, 2017 08:55 PM (ILitO)

168 160 No, we didn't "buy our tickets"

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 08:53 PM (BO/km)

Are we talking about the notion that "If you don't like it, leave" ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 08:55 PM (fiGNd)

169
the whole country bought the ticket to the BO railroad.

P.U.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 08:56 PM (IqV8l)

170 I guess I'm not conservative. I'm not a liberal lefty or middle of the roader either though. I need a new word to describe my outlook.

Posted by: freaked
________

Maybe "freaked" is your new word.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 21, 2017 08:56 PM (zkGZ8)

171 Obviously those are NOT moon rabbits. Moon rabbits would not put up with a mere chicken getting in their business.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2017 08:56 PM (zLDYs)

172 "Are we talking about the notion that "If you don't like it, leave" ?"

No it's the notion that we are getting f'd over at the voting booth by the FSA.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 08:57 PM (BO/km)

173 Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 08:51 PM (find)

I thought it was obvious. People who don't care if everyone in blue city dies because they don't live there an don't anyone there and they all deserve to die anyway.

I think I understand why people leave here-not because they're banned or they aren't good folks or because Ace doesn't write well. he does or because things aren't funny-but because it just gets to be too much. And yes, I understand "Don't let the door hit you on the as** on the way out." I don't have those kinds of "snap to" doors ;^) and I'm not leaving yet. Just taking a break.

Goodnight everypne

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 08:57 PM (iVOAv)

174 Was there ever any follow-up on the Jimmy Carter Collapsing story?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 21, 2017 08:57 PM (nILVB)

175 I needs eats. Back later.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 21, 2017 08:57 PM (ILitO)

176 And everything continues to descend.

Here's a fact you can impress people with: when you're drunk, live albums from Throbbing Gristle sound really great.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 21, 2017 08:58 PM (MZcWR)

177 "Maybe "freaked" is your new word."

It's short for "freaked out maniac". I was looking for something a little more subtle.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 08:58 PM (BO/km)

178 And when i leave permanently I will have no need to announce it. I'll just leave-and miss the people whom I enjoy a lot on here

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 08:59 PM (iVOAv)

179 You can never go wrong with throbbing gristle.

Posted by: Shep! at July 21, 2017 08:59 PM (nILVB)

180 163
I know it looks that way at first, but it's dead easy. If you have the savevideo.me site bookmarked, you just go to the twitter video like normal, click in the address bar to copy the address, click the savevideo bookmark, paste the address you copied in the box, click download.

After that, just one more step: right click and save the file. Now it's on your pc and you can play it like any other video.

Sure, it would be simpler if twitter video worked in your browser, but since it doesn't, you can do this if you want to see what everyone else is talking about.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2017 08:54 PM (pvjTE)

I tried it and it worked. Thanks.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

181 No it's the notion that we are getting f'd over at the voting booth by the FSA.
Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 08:57 PM (BO/km)

Ah ... well, then my opinion on that sucks. Won't be well received here either.

I despise the notion that we're the Arsenal of Democracy. I bitched early and often when "W" wanted to export it to Iraq.

There are a ton of topics where I just don't give a shit what you people decide on as a majority. I'm not even willing to debate them.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:00 PM (fiGNd)

182 I don't know if someone has already tossed out re; video
poor wittle bunny wabbits

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 09:02 PM (v12G8)

183 Check out the protester on FNC !!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 09:03 PM (IqV8l)

184 I tried it and it worked. Thanks.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

++++

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2017 09:03 PM (pvjTE)

185 willow! *smooshes* *pours wine*

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 21, 2017 09:03 PM (/o9Qk)

186 Obviously those are NOT moon rabbits.

Moon rabbits wouldn't land more than once a minute.

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2017 09:03 PM (zEjuG)

187 Minneapolis mayor trying to have a press conference and the crowd just took over.

Posted by: flyover at July 21, 2017 09:04 PM (aUHJk)

188 I had to google what GAF meant. Sigh. Always the last to know. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2017 09:04 PM (zDLM2)

189 Fenelon, it can be a tough crowd, but you know we all try to be there when needed.

so take a moment. hugs and kisses.

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 09:04 PM (v12G8)

190 Jesus, someone should punch the BLM idiot at the Minneapolis press conference or the mayor should tell him to shut the F up, her passiveness is disturbing.

Posted by: firehorse at July 21, 2017 09:04 PM (W13WA)

191 173 Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 08:51 PM (find)

I thought it was obvious. ... Goodnight everypne
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2017 08:57 PM (iVOAv)

Hey Sweety ... I just showed up. Didn't get all the back-story.

But look - if you and Mr. Fen ever need an Evac when shit hits the fan - pop a flare. I'll give it a go.

Have a good one.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:04 PM (fiGNd)

192 The Russians are laughing their asses off in Moscow at us

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 21, 2017 09:05 PM (zDLM2)

193
Minneapolis mayor trying to have a press conference and the crowd just took over.
Posted by: flyover at July 21, 2017 09:04 PM

CNN and MSNBC ignoring it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 09:05 PM (IqV8l)

194 starts singing (corny)
don't give up on us baby.. lala la la la la (don't remember the rest)

Posted by: willow at July 21, 2017 09:05 PM (v12G8)

195 190 Jesus, someone should punch the BLM idiot at the Minneapolis press conference or the mayor should tell him to shut the F up, her passiveness is disturbing.
Posted by: firehorse at July 21, 2017 09:04 PM (W13WA)

I'm not watching it. Is he taking the side of the muzzie cop?

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

196 Christian Metal Rock Festival...including a transgender teen who claims to have both come to Christ and come out as trans at this festival.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yb928scp

Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 09:06 PM (6qmBU)

197 I actually have no idea what the Russia story is but I'm convinced I should be appalled by it. Or heartened- either or.

Posted by: t-bird
________

The last 3 times a Republican won the presidential election, the other side tried to taint the victory by claiming it was achieved dishonestly.

(I was tired of Russia Russia Russia by the middle of December 2000.)

Posted by: FireHorse at July 21, 2017 09:06 PM (zkGZ8)

198 195 190 Jesus, someone should punch the BLM idiot at the Minneapolis press conference or the mayor should tell him to shut the F up, her passiveness is disturbing.
Posted by: firehorse at July 21, 2017 09:04 PM (W13WA)

I'm not watching it. Is he taking the side of the muzzie cop?
Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

No, just telling her to resign, gotta say the way this has gone on maybe she should - at least Christie would have eaten them by now.

Posted by: firehorse at July 21, 2017 09:07 PM (W13WA)

199 Just in case anybody is interested in making their own Sampo:

http://tinyurl.com/yarsg563

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 09:07 PM (BO/km)

200
I'm not watching it. Is he taking the side of the muzzie cop?
Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 09:05 PM

I need a translator.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 09:07 PM (IqV8l)

201 52
Dear Shithead Minneapolis residents, this is what happens when it's important to hire a lesbian police chief instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to hire a Salami muslim as a cop instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to vote for a lesbian idiot mayor instead of a qualified person.

Sincerely,
Soothsayer
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (qbQhu)

Why the hell did the police chief retire. I thought nothing sketchy was going on there.
Just good old fashioned affirmative action inclusiveness.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 21, 2017 09:07 PM (P/kVC)

202 there's been enough time for the police to have brought this to a close

Posted by: firehorse at July 21, 2017 09:08 PM (W13WA)

203 so the white chicken police break up the fight between the white and the black bunnies. but they're all ending up in the man's pot.

maybe marx was right.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 21, 2017 09:08 PM (WTSFk)

204 201 52
Dear Shithead Minneapolis residents, this is what happens when it's important to hire a lesbian police chief instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to hire a Salami muslim as a cop instead of a qualified person. This is what happens when it's important to vote for a lesbian idiot mayor instead of a qualified person.

Sincerely,
Soothsayer
Posted by: Soothsayer --Digitally Remastered at July 21, 2017 08:20 PM (qbQhu)

Thanks for some background, it makes this a bit more entertaining.

Posted by: firehorse at July 21, 2017 09:09 PM (W13WA)

205 Minneapolis mayor trying to have a press conference and the crowd just took over.
Posted by: flyover at July 21, 2017 09:04 PM (aUHJk)

LOL the crazies have taken over

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 21, 2017 09:10 PM (dKiJG)

206 Some time ago some talk show personality opined that a great part of the passivity of the American people today is do the the ingestion of PROZAC and like substances.

Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 09:10 PM (6qmBU)

207 Watching Rear Window.
Grace Kelly, easily the most beautiful woman in Hollywood...EVAH!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 09:10 PM (0tfLf)

208 I predict Trump wins Minnesota in 2020 lol.

Posted by: firehorse at July 21, 2017 09:10 PM (W13WA)

209 187 Minneapolis mayor trying to have a press conference and the crowd just took over.
Posted by: flyover at July 21, 2017 09:04 PM (aUHJk)

Link?

Posted by: Janee Harteau at July 21, 2017 09:10 PM (SRKgf)

210 ... and some animals are more equal than other animals.

so maybe orwell was right.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 21, 2017 09:10 PM (WTSFk)

211 I had a desk position all day and FOX was having CNN-level insanity over Sean Spicer resigning. I never heard a damn word about what Anthony Scarmoucci's stand was on lgbtxyz (for), gun control (for), and Gorebull warmening (for). President Trump got bad advice on this guy, who will dance a scaramouch on the Constitution.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2017 09:10 PM (zLDYs)

212 ... one of them was right.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 21, 2017 09:11 PM (WTSFk)

213 Grace Kelly was stunning.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 21, 2017 09:11 PM (/o9Qk)

214 Turn on Fox

Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2017 09:11 PM (FggK5)

215
Link?
Posted by: Janee Harteau

Fox News, if you have it.

CNN whining about Russia.
Maddow just plain whining.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 09:12 PM (IqV8l)

216 Today it's affirmative action exclusiveness.

and you're excluded

Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 09:12 PM (6qmBU)

217 206 Some time ago some talk show personality opined that a great part of the passivity of the American people today is do the the ingestion of PROZAC and like substances.
Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 09:10 PM (6qmBU)

Some of us are just piling shit up and waiting. But we're weird.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:12 PM (fiGNd)

218 Buy my Mixtape

Minneapolis Press Conference

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 21, 2017 09:13 PM (dKiJG)

219 ...the crowd just took over.

Tar and feathers?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 21, 2017 09:13 PM (pDZCs)

220 Presser on Fox is greatest tv ever

Posted by: Tradd at July 21, 2017 09:13 PM (7+kA5)

221 and the crowd just took over.

Maybe BLM is tired of being white-splained to. Or gay-splained to. Or- how many splinter groups does the Left have, anyways?

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2017 09:14 PM (kuiuS)

222 Yep.

Grace Kelly.

None hotter.

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2017 09:14 PM (beJsD)

223 Just put the protest on.

Why are the Minneapolis Negroes letting a white chick speak for them? Is she translating?

Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 09:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

224
never heard a damn word about what Anthony Scarmoucci's stand was on lgbtxyz (for), gun control (for), and Gorebull warmening (for).

Dana Loesch was quite concerned about his position on the second amendment on her radio show today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 09:14 PM (IqV8l)

225 Why are those of a dusky hue upset about this? How are they involved in this?

Posted by: Janee Harteau at July 21, 2017 09:14 PM (SRKgf)

226 The Minneapolis press conference, it seems Noor has not only capped Justine but the fragile edifice that put him in that squad car.

Schadenfrued grosse.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 09:14 PM (An780)

227 Grace Kelly........sigh.......

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 09:14 PM (0tfLf)

228 Bumper sticker today:

"Gun Control
The Choice of Criminals"

Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2017 09:15 PM (kuiuS)

229 221 and the crowd just took over.

Maybe BLM is tired of being white-splained to. Or gay-splained to. Or- how many splinter groups does the Left have, anyways?
Posted by: t-bird at July 21, 2017 09:14 PM (kuiuS)

Looks like the gay-splainer has taken over.

Posted by: firehorse at July 21, 2017 09:15 PM (W13WA)

230 Jesus, someone should punch the BLM idiot at the Minneapolis press conference

Right now there's a white broad being 120 db annoying.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2017 09:15 PM (gIRsn)

231 Jiggly puff in a safety vest

Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2017 09:15 PM (FggK5)

232 "I never heard a damn word about what Anthony Scarmoucci's stand was on
lgbtxyz (for), gun control (for), and Gorebull warmening (for)."

Mark Levin, to his credit, was all over Scaramouche Fandango's long history of support for liberal policy positions.

Levin just sounded disgusted and frustrated for nearly his entire broadcast today. Can't blame the guy.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2017 09:16 PM (ujwCG)

233 Why aren't these people getting a Hickory Shampoo and Rinse?

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2017 09:16 PM (beJsD)

234 225 Why are those of a dusky hue upset about this? How are they involved in this?
Posted by: Janee Harteau at July 21, 2017 09:14 PM (SRKgf)

Confirms their belief that the brother got gunned down by the twitchy rookie cop.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 21, 2017 09:16 PM (P/kVC)

235 Followers of Gorillapundit

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 09:16 PM (IqV8l)

236 and now the gay latino-plainer is on

Posted by: firehorse at July 21, 2017 09:16 PM (W13WA)

237 Oregon Muse,

As I wrote above, I have 200 roses that need constant attention and at least 2000 weeds from AHole next door that doesn't do anything & weed seeds came over here for a better environment. I have already wasted four entire days & thought I pulled out every last one until the door bell rang the next day. There are thousands more!

I'll be back when rose season is over.

Posted by: Carol at July 21, 2017 09:17 PM (NKOy9)

238 And now Willie Robertson's fat older brother is speaking.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 09:17 PM (Jcg9Q)

239 Grace Kelly gave an incredible BlowJob according to David Niven

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 21, 2017 09:17 PM (dKiJG)

240 Schadenfrued grosse.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 09:14 PM (An780)

Indeed. I love Red on Red fire.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:17 PM (SRKgf)

241 Wonder if drunken ozzie immigrants will 'fire up the barbie' tonight.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 21, 2017 09:17 PM (P/kVC)

242 Surprised no one has cut the broadcast feed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2017 09:17 PM (IqV8l)

243 I don't think Conservative means the same thing anymore. The word has be co-opted by people who do not understand freedom and personal responsibility.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 08:36 PM (BO/km)

Are you sure about that? I thought that liberals who wanted to be "Republican" made up new names for themselves like "neocon" or "compassionate conservative". People like Yeb and McCain.

"Republican" is tarnished, but "conservative" still has meaning, although liberals misuse it. But then no word keeps its meaning when liberals use it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 09:17 PM (/qEW2)

244 Fritz the Night Owl really let himself go

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 21, 2017 09:18 PM (dKiJG)

245 "All power to the people?" Did he just make that up?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

246 Now we have the crab habitat talking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:18 PM (SRKgf)

247 Peacekeeper chickens.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 21, 2017 09:18 PM (Id9+8)

248 To the mayor of Minneapolis:

Feed the alligator and hope he'll eat you last. He's still gonna eat you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2017 09:18 PM (O5U4s)

249 Wonder if drunken ozzie immigrants will 'fire up the barbie' tonight.

Posted by: Burnt Toast

I'd get on top of her, but she's too tall for me.

Posted by: Robert Reich at July 21, 2017 09:18 PM (/qEW2)

250 >> Grace Kelly gave an incredible BlowJob according to David Niven

What would have been incredible is if she was his wife.

Posted by: garrett at July 21, 2017 09:19 PM (beJsD)

251 But then no word keeps its meaning when liberals use it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 09:17 PM (/qEW2)

And we forget or ignore this at our peril!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 09:19 PM (gwPgz)

252 10,000 lakes, and five million retards. Should be the motto on the license plates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:19 PM (SRKgf)

253 When does their mascot speak ? I expect Chuckles the Clown to appear any moment.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2017 09:19 PM (FggK5)

254 The word "gay" still has meaning too. Just not what it used to mean.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 09:20 PM (BO/km)

255 When does their mascot speak ? I expect Chuckles the Clown to appear any moment.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2017 09:19 PM (FggK5)

He's too embarrassed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:20 PM (SRKgf)

256 I turned it off. their idiotic chanting bothered my ears.

Posted by: booknlass at July 21, 2017 09:20 PM (6Xf+s)

257 I just had the opportunity to watch (on Fox News) a few minutes of the uproar about the Minneapolis shooting.

Any idea who is protesting about what?

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 21, 2017 09:21 PM (ILitO)

258 It would be interesting if a couple dozen (that's all it would take) Aussie former SAS types were to mosey into Minneapolis and set the record straight.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 09:21 PM (0tfLf)

259 254 The word "gay" still has meaning too. Just not what it used to mean.
Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2017 09:20 PM (BO/km)

Used to mean happy. Now it means pissed off.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 21, 2017 09:21 PM (P/kVC)

260 When does their mascot speak ? I expect Chuckles the Clown to appear any moment.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2017 09:19 PM (FggK5)

=======

I'm holding out for fake translator guy myself.

Posted by: GOULD at July 21, 2017 09:21 PM (vj/UE)

261 War cock

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 21, 2017 09:21 PM (hVdx9)

262 Any idea who is protesting about what?
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 21, 2017 09:21 PM (ILitO)

Does it matter?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:21 PM (SRKgf)

263 Sooooo...BLM is there because black people can do no wrong? Even when they shoot a whitey in cold blood?

Oh wait...yeah that's exactly what they believe.

Reparations, bitches.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 21, 2017 09:21 PM (/o9Qk)

264 243
"Republican" is tarnished, but "conservative" still has meaning, although liberals misuse it. But then no word keeps its meaning when liberals use it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 09:17 PM (/qEW2)

I disagree. I think "conservative" has lost all meaning and should be abandoned. So has "liberal", for that matter.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

265 Well, there's a surprise. Juan Williams is an idiot.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2017 09:22 PM (kfM5N)

266 I'm holding out for fake translator guy myself.
Posted by: GOULD at July 21, 2017 09:21 PM (vj/UE)

You know what this needs? The fake sign language guy from Mandela's funeral.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:22 PM (SRKgf)

267 hi Duke! do you like your new job?

Posted by: booknlass at July 21, 2017 09:22 PM (6Xf+s)

268 256
I turned it off. their idiotic chanting bothered my ears.

Posted by: booknlass at July 21, 2017 09:20 PM (6Xf+s)

That^. These people are obnoxious.

Posted by: Mimzey at July 21, 2017 09:23 PM (n3hky)

269 266 I'm holding out for fake translator guy myself.
Posted by: GOULD at July 21, 2017 09:21 PM (vj/UE)

You know what this needs? The fake sign language guy from Mandela's funeral.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:22 PM (SRKgf)

Willie and the hand jive

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 21, 2017 09:23 PM (P/kVC)

270 You know what this needs? The fake sign language guy from Mandela's funeral.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:22 PM (SRKgf)

======

That is who I was referring to.

Posted by: GOULD at July 21, 2017 09:23 PM (vj/UE)

271 Juan Williams just said Somali born African American.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2017 09:23 PM (FggK5)

272 There are Democrat/communists, chameleons, and constitutionalists.

I am a constitutionalist. I am a strict constitutionalist.

Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 09:24 PM (6qmBU)

273 271 Juan Williams just said Somali born African American.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2017 09:23 PM (FggK5)

At least they are.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 21, 2017 09:25 PM (P/kVC)

274 267 hi Duke! do you like your new job?
Posted by: booknlass at July 21, 2017 09:22 PM (6Xf+s)

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Hi back! It's turning out to be better tan I thought it would be. Thanks for asking

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2017 09:25 PM (kfM5N)

275 Bunny tweeter's name should be "Dick King" Smith.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 09:25 PM (RZXSp)

276 Put... the bunneh... back... in the box.

Posted by: Cameron ~~Poe~~Poultry at July 21, 2017 09:26 PM (jZgTE)

277 Juan Williams just said Somali born African American.
Posted by: Jen
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He's still stuck in highly-PC NPR mode.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 09:26 PM (OdK9v)

278 Look ... if you disagree with me, please say so. I'm not going to get shitty with you about it. Promise. Pinky swear.

But honestly - how did you people not see this shit coming ? And how do you not see what's coming next ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

279 271 Juan Williams just said Somali born African American.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2017 09:23 PM (FggK5)

*****

I've been to Somalia. I bet Williams hasn't. If he had he would know the Somalis would object to being called African-Americans.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2017 09:26 PM (0tfLf)

280 Those chickens aren't chicken. Now they're ready to take on the groin eating trained squirrels.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 09:26 PM (/qEW2)

281 that's great news Duke. happy for ya

Posted by: booknlass at July 21, 2017 09:26 PM (6Xf+s)

282 Hi back! It's turning out to be better tan I thought it would be. Thanks for asking

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2017 09:25 PM (kfM5N)

Great to hear.

Can I ask if your wife ended up going with you?

Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 09:27 PM (Jcg9Q)

283 Of course Juan is stupid, the only people who could compete with him for the Low IQ award are Mika and Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 09:27 PM (An780)

284 Wife is staying in IL until we sell the house, but I think we're going to be ok.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2017 09:28 PM (kfM5N)

285 Wife is staying in IL until we sell the house, but I think we're going to be ok.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2017 09:28 PM (kfM5N)

That's great to hear as well.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 09:29 PM (Jcg9Q)

286 2017....Somali African American (wtf?) refugees are now cops in Minnesota killing Aussie expats who are in pajamas.

Thanks Obama voters!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2017 09:29 PM (5VlCp)

287 But honestly - how did you people not see this shit coming ? And how do you not see what's coming next ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

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I believe you are making what is called a hasty generilization here. Painting with such a broad brush is never a good idea.

Posted by: GOULD at July 21, 2017 09:29 PM (vj/UE)

288 The officer Juan is referring is a Somali national according to Guilfoyle.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 21, 2017 09:30 PM (FggK5)

289 Somalis?

There are a bunch of Salamis in Columbus. There's a Starboinks next door to the Fedex I ship stuff out of all the time from work, and there is a little table out front, and there's usually some Salamis hanging out there.

And next to Fedex on the other side is a T Mobile store. And there are always Salamis getting their phones there.

Even my kids had bad experiences with a handful of Salamis in High school.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 21, 2017 09:30 PM (S6Pax)

290 A handful of salamis just isn't enough.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 21, 2017 09:31 PM (0mRoj)

291 >> Wife is staying in IL until we sell the house

Don't worry. The Paolo. He keeps the Pool clean.

3-4 times a day.

Posted by: Paolo at July 21, 2017 09:31 PM (beJsD)

292 "It would be interesting if a couple dozen (that's all it would take)
Aussie former SAS types were to mosey into Minneapolis and set the
record straight."

The press Down Under are full of screaming headlines about AMERICAN MURDER COPS and THEY KILLED HER, note the plural.

Never mind that Noor's partner had essentially nothing to do with this chick getting capped, and is reported to have been extremely shocked by the shooting.

Plural guilt by association. Ain't it great?

And of course the reason for this, even though Noor is obviously the sole officer at fault, is to take the focus off of him as a Somali Muslim immigrant. A generic narrative about American policing is much preferred to a specific narrative about that one cop.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2017 09:32 PM (ujwCG)

293 I believe you are making what is called a hasty generilization here. Painting with such a broad brush is never a good idea.
Posted by: GOULD at July 21, 2017 09:29 PM (vj/UE)

It's a rhetorical question. Do you think I'm mistaking a minority for a majority ?

I assure you this - my question ain't hasty. I base it upon the reaction of many here to various lines of discussion.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:33 PM (fiGNd)

294 It's 2145hrs. I've been on the tractor cutting grass for 2 hours. My ass is wet from sweat and a faux leather tractor seat. It's past dark. There are bugs. I need Bourbon.

Only 3 acres to go. Tomorrow it's only supposed to be 95F.

ya me.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2017 09:33 PM (MCEs2)

295 >>>Of course Juan is stupid, the only people who could compete with him for the Low IQ award are Mika and Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 21, 2017 09:27 PM (An780)<<<

WHAT DO YOU MEAN JOOAN IS STUPID?!!!! IF HE'S COMPETING FOR AN AWARD AGAINST A GUY NAMED MIKE AND WOLF BLINTZTER HE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!!!

Posted by: AL "NOT SO" SHARPTON! at July 21, 2017 09:33 PM (jZgTE)

296 But honestly - how did you people not see this shit coming ? And how do you not see what's coming next ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

Most people are still in denial. Christians included.

They think a little more love, prayer, and understanding will work to get us through this shit. It won't, and never has.

But hey, keep dreaming folks.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 09:33 PM (Jcg9Q)

297 Duke!

Glad the job's going well! It sounds like things are working out for you. Being the paranoid sort that I am, I would recommend that you still take precautions regarding your wife. If she still has designs on becoming your ex-wife you could be double-crossed in a heartbeat. I am not trying to throw cold water on your conciliatory efforts, but I want you to be careful.

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody at July 21, 2017 09:34 PM (0mRoj)

298 It's 2145hrs. I've been on the tractor cutting grass for 2 hours. My ass is wet from sweat and a faux leather tractor seat. It's past dark. There are bugs. I need Bourbon.

Only 3 acres to go. Tomorrow it's only supposed to be 95F.

ya me.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2017 09:33 PM (MCEs2)

That actually sounds kinda nice.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 09:35 PM (Jcg9Q)

299 I was writing something for the bitching thread when Her Majesty called me to help give Big Dan a bath for tomorrow's show.

Status meeting with several presentations, all scheduled for 30 minutes. Discussions on the first two or three run on and on. By the time they get to mine - always at the end - I either have 5 minutes or my talk gets skipped. Because we have to end punctually. Thanks, guys, for letting me know my place.

Also: people who have to read aloud verbatim what is on their slides.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 09:35 PM (RZXSp)

300 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2017 09:29 PM (5VlCp)

Gonna be interesting to see the BLM/CAIR coalition destroy every white cop in the entire city!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 09:35 PM (gwPgz)

301 There was just an ad for a hurling match to take place at Fenway.

It looks like lacrosse played with baseball bats and rugby rules with extra punching.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2017 09:37 PM (gIRsn)

302 Duke,
Your wife is objecting to leaving failing Illinois to go to Tennessee, which has no income tax?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 09:37 PM (RZXSp)

303 Gonna be interesting to see the BLM/CAIR coalition destroy every white cop in the entire city!
Posted by: Hrothgar
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The Chief of police is lucky to be getting out of there.

Next up : Mayor

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 09:37 PM (OdK9v)

304 The Minneapolis press conference, it seems Noor has not only capped Justine but the fragile edifice that put him in that squad car.

Schadenfrued grosse.

Posted by: Anna Puma

At least now the Minneapolitans can tell themselves. "Well, at least we tried. Gosh darn it, hooboy did we try! Lesbians and Muslims. Muslims from Africa! But the experiment failed. Too bad".

I have a feeling that's what the country felt after 8 years of Obama.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 09:37 PM (/qEW2)

305 Also: people who have to read aloud verbatim what is on their slides.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 09:35 PM (RZXSp)

There goes the career.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 21, 2017 09:38 PM (HCnEB)

306 I used to visit all the very gay places
Those come-what-may places
Where one relaxes on the axis of the wheel of life
To get the feel of life
From jazz and cocktails

The girls I knew had sad and sullen gray faces
With distingue traces
That used to be there
You could see where they'd been washed away
By too many through the day
Twelve o'clock tales

Then you came along with your siren song
To tempt me to madness
I thought for awhile that your poignant smile
Was tinged with the sadness
Of a great love for me
Ah yes, I was wrong
Again, I was wrong

Life is lonely again
And only last year
Everything seemed so sure
Now life is awful again
A trough full of hearts could only be a bore

A week in Paris could ease the bite of it
All I care is to smile in spite of it

I'll forget you, I will
While yet you are still
Burning inside my brain
Romance is mush
Stifling those who strive
So I'll live a lush life in some small dive
And there I'll be, while I rot with the rest
Of those whose lives are lonely too

Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 09:39 PM (6qmBU)

307 I don't mind the mowing. Or the heat, sun or bugs as there are remedies for all those. The tractor has a canopy, there usually is a breeze and the diesel tends to keep the bugs away.

I had hoped to have some of the acreage done yesterday but we got home from work late, drank too much too soon and it went sideways from there.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2017 09:39 PM (MCEs2)

308 At least now the Minneapolitans can tell themselves. "Well, at least we tried. Gosh darn it, hooboy did we try! Lesbians and Muslims. Muslims from Africa! But the experiment failed. Too bad".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 09:37 PM (/qEW2)

They'll double down. Go Police State.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:39 PM (fiGNd)

309 They think a little more love, prayer, and understanding will work to get us through this shit. It won't, and never has.

But hey, keep dreaming folks.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 09:33 PM (Jcg9Q)

That approach only works in an exceedingly rare set of circumstances; and we are far far away from any semblance of those circumstances.

We are about to see an attempt to extend the formal institutionalization of multiple sets of rules of conduct for our strong, but diverse, population!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 09:40 PM (gwPgz)

310 Even my kids had bad experiences with a handful of Salamis in High school.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at July 21, 2017 09:30 PM (S6Pax)

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My daughters school had two, one in her class. They were bullies, because they knew they were protected class.

Well, one started in on my daughter, who was taught to defend herself, and did very succesfully. She was suspended for a week for this.

I did not call the school, I immediately went to the Principals office and demanded a meeting. Told her that if she blemished my daughters record with a suspension for merely defending herself against a known bully with multiple incidents in her file, the next time she would see me was in Court with my Attorney right after I alerted the local media to the bullying her school allowed.

Case immediately dismissed.

Posted by: GOULD at July 21, 2017 09:40 PM (vj/UE)

311 5 million and one retards!

Posted by: Jesse the Body Ventura, off the grid at July 21, 2017 09:41 PM (89T5c)

312 2017....Somali African American (wtf?) refugees are now cops in Minnesota killing Aussie expats who are in pajamas.

Thanks Obama voters!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

I don't think even Europe has gone that far yet, though I don't know. If they start filling their ranks with "refugees" they will really and truly be toast.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 09:42 PM (/qEW2)

313 happy McLuhan's birthday. the man truly was a visionary. Understanding Media is deceptively simple. blows those French deconstructionists out of the water.

I don't know much about him personally, but I enjoyed his books. Everybody knows his catchphrase, "the medium is the message," but I wonder how deep understanding goes, since applying his idea, a computer's screen is wafer thin.

Posted by: booknlass at July 21, 2017 09:42 PM (6Xf+s)

314 We are about to see an attempt to extend the formal institutionalization of multiple sets of rules of conduct for our strong, but diverse, population!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 09:40 PM (gwPgz)

Rest assured - we'll enforce the rules.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Police at July 21, 2017 09:43 PM (fiGNd)

315 I apologize to any Cubs fans but this is funny. CNN/Trump meme video to the Cards/Cubs game today.

http://tinyurl.com/y88pglsl

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 21, 2017 09:43 PM (Enq6K)

316 How long until Trump fires Mueller?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2017 09:44 PM (QY6Z3)

317 Rest assured - we'll enforce the rules.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Police at July 21, 2017 09:43 PM (fiGNd)

I have no doubt the "civil" part of society will see the full extent of rule enforcement!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 09:45 PM (gwPgz)

318 It's a rhetorical question. Do you think I'm mistaking a minority for a majority ?

I assure you this - my question ain't hasty. I base it upon the reaction of many here to various lines of discussion.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:33 PM (fiGNd)

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Go back and read your post I responded to. It was the use of "do you all" that lead me to respond.

Posted by: GOULD at July 21, 2017 09:45 PM (vj/UE)

319 I used to visit all the very gay places
Those come-what-may places
Where one relaxes on the axis of the wheel of life
To get the feel of life
From ~~jazz~~ jizz and cock~~tails~~

FIFY.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 21, 2017 09:46 PM (/qEW2)

320 Case immediately dismissed.

Posted by: GOULD
________

When I was in school (graduated in the '80s) bullying was a serious problem. The worst ones were the grown-ups running the schools. Hit them back and they leave you alone.

(But you already know this.)

Posted by: FireHorse at July 21, 2017 09:46 PM (zkGZ8)

321 From what I've read, the thing about the Somalis is that they think they're superior to us.

Backwards knuckle-dragging Stone Age primitives, and they they think they're superior. That's what's really galling. Somebody needs to put them in their place.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

322 It's 2145hrs. I've been on the tractor cutting grass for 2 hours. My ass is wet from sweat and a faux leather tractor seat. It's past dark. There are bugs. I need Bourbon.
Only 3 acres to go. Tomorrow it's only supposed to be 95F.
ya me.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2017 09:33 PM (MCEs2)

That actually sounds kinda nice.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 09:35

Reminds me of my farming days. They sold the family farm so I'm done w/ that.

T

Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2017 09:47 PM (yJ1e6)

323 Somebody needs to put them in their place.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

Obama, Lynch, and Holder put them in their current place!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 09:47 PM (gwPgz)

324 302 Duke,
Your wife is objecting to leaving failing Illinois to go to Tennessee, which has no income tax?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2017 09:37 PM (RZXSp)

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Not at all. Neither one of us are from IL and we would leave it tomorrow if we could. Just makes no sense to have big mortgages in two states at the same time. Plus, the time apart will do us good.

Oh, and thanks Insom.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2017 09:48 PM (O5U4s)

325 They think a little more love, prayer, and understanding will work to get us through this shit. It won't, and never has.

But hey, keep dreaming folks.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 09:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
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That approach only works in an exceedingly rare set of circumstances; and we are far far away from any semblance of those circumstances.

We are about to see an attempt to extend the formal institutionalization of multiple sets of rules of conduct for our strong, but diverse, population!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 09:40 PM (gwPgz)
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What did God tell His chosen people to do with all the foreigners?

Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 09:48 PM (6qmBU)

326 Gonna be interesting to see the BLM/CAIR coalition destroy every white cop in the entire city!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 09:35 PM (gwPgz)

Escape from Minneapolis, coming up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:48 PM (SRKgf)

327 Sometimes you have to flog the chicken to keep the peace with the bunnies in the pen.

Posted by: O.J. at July 21, 2017 09:48 PM (DMUuz)

328 Go back and read your post I responded to. It was the use of "do you all" that lead me to respond.
Posted by: GOULD at July 21, 2017 09:45 PM (vj/UE)

I get it now.

So my Rhetorical Question and your Rhetorical Reply went right past each other.

Nobody ever accused me of being the Best Communicator.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:48 PM (fiGNd)

329 Backwards knuckle-dragging Stone Age primitives, and they they think they're superior. That's what's really galling. Somebody needs to put them in their place.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

You rang?

Posted by: The Chicken Police at July 21, 2017 09:48 PM (XoldI)

330 315 I apologize to any Cubs fans but this is funny. CNN/Trump meme video to the Cards/Cubs game today.

http://tinyurl.com/y88pglsl
Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 21, 2017 09:43 PM (Enq6K)

That was a good one.

Posted by: firehorse at July 21, 2017 09:49 PM (W13WA)

331 Deplorable Redneck... do you mind my asking where you live?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at July 21, 2017 09:49 PM (CNHr1)

332
That was a good one.

Posted by: firehorse at July 21, 2017 09:49 PM (W13WA)

Isn't it? I had to watch it a few times before I picked up on all the faces.

Posted by: Tami, Public Ineffectual at July 21, 2017 09:50 PM (Enq6K)

333 That approach only works in an exceedingly rare set of circumstances; and we are far far away from any semblance of those circumstances.

A wise man once said that education was of little avail except in those happy circumstances where it was almost superfluous.

He was right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:50 PM (SRKgf)

334 At least now the Minneapolitans can tell themselves. "Well, at least we tried. Gosh darn it, hooboy did we try! Lesbians and Muslims. Muslims from Africa! But the experiment failed. Too bad".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 09:37 PM (/qEW2)

They'll double down. Go Police State.
Posted by: ScoggDog
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Quite the opposite, actually. The mayor said that they "will continue to make progress". I'm not sure what that means. Maybe a tranny chief of police? Officers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 09:51 PM (OdK9v)

335 What did God tell His chosen people to do with all the foreigners?
Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 09:48 PM (6qmBU)

Shit ... I really don't know. Straight Up. Don't remember that from Sunday School. But I was a Drop-Out.

I do, however, know what Bill Ruger said about my Mini-14 and GP-100.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:51 PM (fiGNd)

336 The ordinal numerators are warming up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2017 09:52 PM (DMUuz)

337 When I was in school (graduated in the '80s) bullying was a serious problem. The worst ones were the grown-ups running the schools. Hit them back and they leave you alone.

(But you already know this.)
Posted by: FireHorse at July 21, 2017 09:46 PM (zkGZ

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Yeah, I do already know this, and my daughter was horrified by indoctrination when I told her to defend herself. Told her I would have her back as long as she was defending herself and not the aggresor.

She did and I did. The end.

Posted by: GOULD at July 21, 2017 09:52 PM (vj/UE)

338 From what I've read, the thing about the Somalis is that they think they're superior to us.

Backwards knuckle-dragging Stone Age primitives, and they they think they're superior. That's what's really galling. Somebody needs to put them in their place.
Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

They think that they're superior? Hell, in terms of accomplishment, they're in a dead heat with Harambe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:52 PM (SRKgf)

339 Shep, the Duke would break it off in you for doing that to his song.

Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 09:52 PM (6qmBU)

340 321 From what I've read, the thing about the Somalis is that they think they're superior to us.

Backwards knuckle-dragging Stone Age primitives, and they they think they're superior. That's what's really galling. Somebody needs to put them in their place.
Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

I witnessed some limited examples of this, when I worked at a large retail store in Greeley. I worked second shift, and they would arrive somewhere near midnight. the women were unbelievably icy, not deigning to look at me, all dressed in proper mooslim attire, but silky, expensive fabrics, and they smelled nice. The men would at least try and be polite and spoke some English.

Eh. Don't mind me. I'm bitter.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at July 21, 2017 09:53 PM (lXk/B)

341 I apologize to any Cubs fans but this is funny. CNN/Trump meme video to the Cards/Cubs game today.

http://tinyurl.com/y88pglsl
Posted by: Tami,
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rofl

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 09:53 PM (OdK9v)

342 From what I've read, the thing about the Somalis is that they think they're superior to us.

I wouldn't be too sure. People who have an inferiority complex will get belligerent and affect a belief in their superiority, because at some level they know they're not.

Like the Evergreen students who were talking about cities and caves. They know it's all horseshit and they're trying to boost their morale.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 09:54 PM (/qEW2)

343
You'll get: qdpsteve in 1980s aerobics drag. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2017 08:29 PM (eMKNe)

Let's get physical, physical. I wanna get physical.

Posted by: Sandra Dee at July 21, 2017 09:54 PM (brIR5)

344 I wouldn't be too sure. People who have an inferiority complex will get belligerent and affect a belief in their superiority, because at some level they know they're not.

You mean like claiming they invented all sorts of mathematics, and it was stolen - never to be remembered - by all those Greek homos?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:55 PM (SRKgf)

345 He, very paraphrasing, said to clear out the land and don't have anything to do with them.

Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 09:56 PM (6qmBU)

346 Quite the opposite, actually. The mayor said that they "will continue to make progress". I'm not sure what that means. Maybe a tranny chief of police? Officers?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 09:51 PM (OdK9v)

Will she hang these two out to dry ? Or use this as "pretext" to diversify more ?

Not a leading question. What was your impression ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:56 PM (fiGNd)

347 Let's get physical, physical. I wanna get physical.
Posted by: Sandra Dee at July 21, 2017 09:54 PM (brIR5)

Speaking of Olivia Newton-John, her daughter is just plain weird-looking. Olivia aged well, illness notwithstanding.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at July 21, 2017 09:56 PM (lXk/B)

348 Quite the opposite, actually. The mayor said that they "will continue to make progress". I'm not sure what that means. Maybe a tranny chief of police? Officers?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 09:51 PM (OdK9v)

Next time they'll shoot two white women.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:56 PM (SRKgf)

349 i've got an early wake up so I just put in my 2 cents.

Believers in Jesus Christ don't have the power. He does.

I believe it's their number that matters, and their Biblical faith. Christ may heal America for all, because of the ones who study and apply the Word, the pivot.

Posted by: booknlass at July 21, 2017 09:57 PM (6Xf+s)

350 You mean like claiming they invented all sorts of mathematics, and it was stolen - never to be remembered - by all those Greek homos?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:55 PM

It ain't easy counting virgin goats.

Posted by: Kermit the Somali at July 21, 2017 09:57 PM (DMUuz)

351 I am telling you right now: as one who has owned rabbits and chickens, chickens are neo-velociraptors and total bad asses. Mine hunted, caught, and ate whole field mice. If they were big enough and the rabbits small enough, the rabbits would be lunch.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 21, 2017 09:57 PM (P5esK)

352 Thank you, Ace. That video was just what I needed to see.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 21, 2017 09:57 PM (rJUlF)

353 Will she hang these two out to dry ? Or use this as "pretext" to diversify more ?

Not a leading question. What was your impression ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 09:56 PM (fiGNd)

It's Minnesota, so the best bet is to figure out the very stupidest possible option and plump for that. More "diversity" would be a good bet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:58 PM (SRKgf)

354 It looks like lacrosse played with baseball bats and rugby rules with extra punching.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2017 09:37 PM (gIRsn)

It's the GAA. You forgot the beer.

Posted by: Sandra Dee at July 21, 2017 10:00 PM (brIR5)

355
Next time they'll shoot two white women.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:56 PM (SRKgf)
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I've heard the phrase dial 911 and die. I guess it's true.

Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 10:00 PM (6qmBU)

356 Will she hang these two out to dry ? Or use this as "pretext" to diversify more ?

Not a leading question. What was your impression ?
Posted by: ScoggDog
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I stopped listening when the BLM types started ranting.

She's trying to CYA her political position, and yet, there's no way out. She's trying to separate the issue(s) from her responsibility/accountability.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 10:01 PM (OdK9v)

357
Someone needs to put them in their place.

Odd, that is what the Persians say about US.

Posted by: Gael Warmacker at July 21, 2017 10:01 PM (m9X4Y)

358 What did God tell His chosen people to do with all the foreigners?

Posted by: gNewt

i) today's "refugees" aren't in the same position as the "stranger (foreigner), the widow and the orphan" from the OT. They are infinitely better off.

ii) in OT times, the foreigners were *really* refugees. Ie. the roads were dangerous, and they really were just passing through. They didn't seek to become an FSA. As a social contract, many ancient ME nations had the practice of taking in travelers that were passing through.

iii) there are different contexts in which the subject of foreigners is treated in the OT. Travelers, as above, but also in Ezra/Nehemiah, foreign spouses were considered to be a corrupting, degrading influence as far as Israel's national religion went.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 10:01 PM (/qEW2)

359 What did God tell His chosen people to do with all the foreigners?
Posted by: gNewt

Ask Ben Shapiro: tinyurl.com/mtemdfs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2017 10:01 PM (6FqZa)

360 PS: Chickens are tough and mean as shit. I admire them immensely and if they were bigger, would fear and probably worship them. As it is, I love them but eat them.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 21, 2017 10:02 PM (P5esK)

361 355
Next time they'll shoot two white women.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 21, 2017 09:56 PM (SRKgf)
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I've heard the phrase dial 911 and die. I guess it's true.
Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 10:00 PM (6qmBU)

There are occasions when calling 911 can make things worse, such as when a mentally ill person is in crisis.

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody at July 21, 2017 10:02 PM (0mRoj)

362 I'm watching an old episode of "The Tonight Show" from the '70s. The first guest is California governor Jerry Brown.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 21, 2017 10:02 PM (xqRaG)

363 356 Will she hang these two out to dry ? Or use this as "pretext" to diversify more ?
Not a leading question. What was your impression ?
Posted by: ScoggDog
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I stopped listening when the BLM types started ranting.
She's trying to CYA her political position, and yet, there's no way out. She's trying to separate the issue(s) from her responsibility/accountability.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 10:01 PM (OdK9v)

Interesting.

I've never worked in Minnesota - but I have in rural Wisconsin. Those folks were more Hunter than Militia - but make no mistake - they were pretty blatant, when the topic came up, that they had their limits too.

Good peeps. I wonder if Rural Minnesotans feel the same.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 10:04 PM (fiGNd)

364 Someone needs to put them in their place.

Odd, that is what the Persians say about US.

Posted by: Gael Warmacker at July 21, 2017 10:01 PM (m9X4Y)

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They are welcome to say that while residing in their home Country. While living here? Fcuk them.

Posted by: GOULD at July 21, 2017 10:04 PM (vj/UE)

365 Deuteronomy: . . . the Hittites, the Gir'gashites, the Amorites, the Canaanites, the Per'izzites, the Hivites, and the Jeb'usites . . .

Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 10:06 PM (6qmBU)

366 It ain't easy counting virgin goats.

Posted by: Kermit the Somali at July 21, 2017 09:57 PM (DMUuz)

Zero is a hard concept to master!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 10:06 PM (gwPgz)

367 So Trump nominates Huntsman for Ambassador to Russia. He sure does like to keep his enemies close.

Posted by: Jack Sock at July 21, 2017 10:06 PM (IDPbH)

368 That's a sexy rooster. What's his story?

Posted by: Chicken Plucker at July 21, 2017 10:07 PM (hVdx9)

369 We're still here, huh?

ONT, where art thou?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:07 PM (Rsi2C)

370 "PS: Chickens are tough and mean as shit."

Ahem.

Posted by: Geese at July 21, 2017 10:07 PM (ujwCG)

371 PPS: This has proba bly all been said but I haven't read a single comment and I am a little drunk. Very unusual!!! and probably willowed.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 21, 2017 10:08 PM (P5esK)

372 >>>That's a sexy rooster. What's his story?

Posted by: Chicken Plucker at July 21, 2017 10:07 PM (hVdx9)<<<

Say, what?!
Fill yer hands, you son of a bitch!

Posted by: Rooster Cogburn at July 21, 2017 10:09 PM (jZgTE)

373 Chickens are disgusting. If any of you owned them, you would be tempted mightily to give up on eggs and Chicken McNuggets.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:09 PM (Rsi2C)

374 such as when a mentally ill person is in crisis.

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody at July 21, 2017 10:02 PM (0mRoj)
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Thought the woman who was shot was the person who dialed 911 about an assault.

Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 10:09 PM (6qmBU)

375 Deuteronomy: . . . the Hittites, the Gir'gashites, the Amorites, the Canaanites, the Per'izzites, the Hivites, and the Jeb'usites . . .

Posted by: gNewt

So ... no acts of love?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 10:09 PM (/qEW2)

376 374 such as when a mentally ill person is in crisis.

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody at July 21, 2017 10:02 PM (0mRoj)
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Thought the woman who was shot was the person who dialed 911 about an assault.
Posted by: gNewt at July 21, 2017 10:09 PM (6qmBU)

Yes. I was speaking more broadly.

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody at July 21, 2017 10:10 PM (0mRoj)

377 ONT, where art thou?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:07 PM (Rsi2C)

Right next to the Hickey Cream.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 10:10 PM (fiGNd)

378 Speaking of Olivia Newton-John, her daughter is just plain weird-looking. Olivia aged well, illness notwithstanding.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at July 21, 2017 09:56 PM (lXk/B)

++++

Bad plastic surgery. Too much boob job, lip job (those always look weird), and something funky around her eyes.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pin___.com/736x/74/cd/49/74cd49b
8a0ed6803e8f28517c70afc0c--chloe-rose-lattanzi-olivia-dabo.jpg

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2017 10:10 PM (pvjTE)

379 Chickens are disgusting. If any of you owned them, you would be tempted mightily to give up on eggs and Chicken McNuggets.

Posted by: L, Elle

Director Werner Herzog was eloquent about how stupid they were. I'll post it on the ONT.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 10:10 PM (/qEW2)

380 https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinIMG.com/736x/74/cd/49/74cd49b
8a0ed6803e8f28517c70afc0c--chloe-rose-lattanzi-olivia-dabo.jpg

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2017 10:11 PM (pvjTE)

381 Say, what?!
Fill yer hands, you son of a bitch!
Posted by: Rooster Cogburn
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I intend to kill you in one minute..

Posted by: Rooster at July 21, 2017 10:11 PM (OdK9v)

382 Zero is a hard concept to master!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 21, 2017 10:06 PM

Now that you mention it, it does look like the south end of a northern-bound goat ... thanks!

Posted by: Kermit the Somali at July 21, 2017 10:11 PM (DMUuz)

383 Maybe I have time to take a shower before the ONT is nood?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 21, 2017 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

384 Director Werner Herzog was eloquent about how stupid they were. I'll post it on the ONT.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 10:10 PM (/qEW2)

You know who else was Eloquent and German ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 10:11 PM (fiGNd)

385 Right next to the Hickey Cream.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 10:10 PM (fiGNd)
****
Which I no longer require. Nazi armband took care of that problem for me.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:11 PM (Rsi2C)

386 Aside from my own mention, no one has mentioned the Cat Shit One video. Serious bunnies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 10:12 PM (OdK9v)

387 My friend sings it: "I eat mad cow, and I throw up again, there ain't nothing gonna keep it down!" and he insists it's from the Little River Band. I'm pretty sure they were from Chumba River, or the next river over. Do they still put mad cow in Spam?

Posted by: The Man from Snowy River at July 21, 2017 10:12 PM (fSf/G)

388 Thanks guys, some lucky person at the meet up is going to get a "Who is Mary Cloggenstein?" T shirt.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2017 10:12 PM (9l0aR)

389 Chickens are obnoxious. They are the one animal that truly deserves to die.

Posted by: April at July 21, 2017 10:13 PM (e8PP1)

390 Bad plastic surgery. Too much boob job, lip job (those always look weird), and something funky around her eyes.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinIMG.com/736x/74/cd/49/74cd49b
8a0ed6803e8f28517c70afc0c--chloe-rose-lattanzi-olivia-dabo.jpg

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

You're being hyper finicky. They are both 1's.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 10:13 PM (/qEW2)

391 Which I no longer require. Nazi armband took care of that problem for me.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:11 PM (Rsi2C)

Heil Foreplay !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 10:13 PM (fiGNd)

392 Perdue agrees.

Posted by: Corona at July 21, 2017 10:14 PM (PsMRi)

393 >>>Maybe I have time to take a shower before the ONT is nood?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 21, 2017 10:11 PM (TdMsT)<<<

Absolutely. Better take the webcam into the bathroom with you and we'll let you know when we're done... er, I mean when the ONT is here.

Posted by: Bob, at NSA at July 21, 2017 10:14 PM (jZgTE)

394 Director Werner Herzog was eloquent about how stupid they were. I'll post it on the ONT.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 10:10 PM (/qEW2)
***
Well, look at the size of their heads in comparison to their bodies. A big brain does not reside in a head that small. There is a reason why they're classified as fowl. Pun intended

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:14 PM (Rsi2C)

395 If you've gotten lickey, wear a dickie for your hickey.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2017 10:14 PM (DMUuz)

396 OMG 1970s Jerry Brown just called for an Article V convention to pass a balance budget amendment.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 21, 2017 10:14 PM (xqRaG)

397 362 I'm watching an old episode of "The Tonight Show" from the '70s. The first guest is California governor Jerry Brown.
Posted by: zmdavid at July 21, 2017 10:02 PM (xqRaG)

I can't find it now, but I've seen a video when the first Space Shuttle Enterprise was rolled out in the late 70s. The Star Trek cast was present, as well as Governor Jerry Brown. It gave me a "Back to the Future" moment.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

398 I'm worried that some spawn has ended up in the ER again.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 21, 2017 10:15 PM (Id9+8)

399 It ain't easy counting virgin goats.

Posted by: Kermit the Somali at July 21, 2017 09:57 PM (DMUuz)

++++

Not a problem on my island.

Posted by: Kalibanos at July 21, 2017 10:15 PM (FUu/Z)

400 395 If you've gotten lickey, wear a dickie for your hickey.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2017 10:14 PM (DMUuz

You're too young to be this perverted.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 10:15 PM (fiGNd)

401 If you've gotten lickey, wear a dickie for your hickey.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2017 10:14 PM
****
It was not a romantic hickey so it doesn't count. It was a play fighting caused hickey. So you can stop now

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:17 PM (Rsi2C)

402 Thanks guys, some lucky person at the meet up is going to get a "Who is Mary Cloggenstein?" T shirt.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2017 10:12 PM (9l0aR)

LMAO.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 21, 2017 10:17 PM (Jcg9Q)

403 You're too young to be this perverted.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 10:15 PM

Ruggers are known for being polymorphically perverse.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2017 10:18 PM (DMUuz)

404 It was not a romantic hickey so it doesn't count. It was a play fighting caused hickey. So you can stop now
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:17 PM (Rsi2C)

Play Fighting is how they start.

You go girl. Get yours.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 10:19 PM (fiGNd)

405 "I can't find it now, but I've seen a video when the first Space Shuttle Enterprise was rolled out in the late 70s."

I recall the stills. It was horrible leisure polyester across the board.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2017 10:19 PM (ujwCG)

406 -
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Chickens are disgusting. If any of you owned them, you would be tempted mightily to give up on eggs and Chicken McNuggets.

Posted by: L, Elle

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You are not wrong. Chickens are the modern iteration of the t-rex. Watch chickens for a while, then imagine that they weighed 10 tons.

Posted by: irright at July 21, 2017 10:20 PM (85f6P)

407 Thanks guys, some lucky person at the meet up is going to get a "Who is Mary Cloggenstein?" T shirt.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2017 10:12 PM (9l0aR)
****
I like the Where the Fck is Ace? idea for a tee.
Cloggenstein is good too

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:20 PM (Rsi2C)

408 Scogg, about that eloquence of You Know Who.

Have been listening to his speeches, plan to try to read them.

He rolls his "r"s like a muthascratcha - must be some kind of Austrian thing (not familiar with Austrian accents in German).

Need to find out if he wrote his own speeches - bet that he did (maybe Goebbels helped). He seems best when he's preaching to the choir (the party, at party events). Most readily accessible recordings are of party events (Nuremberg rallies, speeches at the Sportpalast).

His national, public addresses were different.

But his party stuff was very good. As in good red meat, for your own team - but I've heard tons of that in the American context, and Herr Schickelgruber's schtick was above most of that. Didn't hurt that he had such a sad, failed, civic culture to use as a foil for his sarcasm and inspirational stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 21, 2017 10:20 PM (iynDC)

409 Well, I gotta get some sleep.
L' Elle, glad you enjoyed Tommy.
Night.

Posted by: teej at July 21, 2017 10:20 PM (B7V5e)

410 It was not a romantic hickey so it doesn't count.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:17 PM

You know with The Horde, it's not Data, it's Lore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2017 10:21 PM (DMUuz)

411 I was saving this for November, but chicken themes turn up only rarely:

WHEN the frost is on the punkin and the fodder's in the shock,
And you hear the kyouck and gobble of the struttin' turkey-cock,
And the clackin' of the guineys, and the cluckin' of the hens,
And the rooster's hallylooyer as he tiptoes on the fence;
O, it's then the time a feller is a-feelin' at his best,
With the risin' sun to greet him from a night of peaceful rest,
As he leaves the house, bareheaded, and goes out to feed the stock,
When the frost is on the punkin and the fodder's in the shock..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2017 10:22 PM (OdK9v)

412 DeplorableJewells45

I live in KY, south-southwest of Louisville near Ft Knox.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2017 10:22 PM (MCEs2)

413 We need an "I Blame Sefton" tshirt as well.

Posted by: Insomniac, Professional Nobody at July 21, 2017 10:23 PM (0mRoj)

414 You are not wrong. Chickens are the modern iteration of the t-rex. Watch chickens for a while, then imagine that they weighed 10 tons.
Posted by: irright at July 21, 2017 10:20 PM (85f6P)
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I have said this before so I'll go ahead and be redundant again and repeat myself repeatedly:

Chickens are fascinating birds to observe. Hen-pecked,cooped up, cocky, pecking order etc --- all those words have an origin based on chickehood

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:23 PM (Rsi2C)

415 Chickens are obnoxious. They are the one animal that truly deserves to die.

Bite us.

Posted by: mosquitoes at July 21, 2017 10:24 PM (kAtNg)

416 Nood

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 21, 2017 10:24 PM (/qEW2)

417 ONT is up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2017 10:24 PM (DMUuz)

418 Goodnight Kansas. Rest up. You gotta play tomorrow

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:24 PM (Rsi2C)

419 But his party stuff was very good. As in good red meat, for your own team - but I've heard tons of that in the American context, and Herr Schickelgruber's schtick was above most of that. Didn't hurt that he had such a sad, failed, civic culture to use as a foil for his sarcasm and inspirational stuff.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 21, 2017 10:20 PM (iynDC)

Heh.

I've read a ton of his shit as well. And I think I agree with your assessment.

There's a reason for the reflexive shouting down of any comparison to 1930s Germany.

Because it's true.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 10:24 PM (fiGNd)

420 SMFH- Nah, CB and me are going to come up with something very special for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 21, 2017 10:25 PM (9l0aR)

421 Sorry I'm late to the party but those chickens
are clearing the circle for Bondie, Tuco and
Angel Eyes.

Posted by: Monkfish at July 21, 2017 10:25 PM (7ciu+)

422
You know, "hickey" was this term of this old red neck gal who ran a country store around here for the John Thomas. Sometimes, "doohickey".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 21, 2017 10:26 PM (8O3HH)

423 Christmas in July, no

Posted by: Monkfish at July 21, 2017 10:27 PM (7ciu+)

424 L, dammit

Posted by: Monkfish at July 21, 2017 10:29 PM (7ciu+)

425 Do we have to go to the ONT?
I Like it here

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:29 PM (Rsi2C)

426 -
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Chickens are fascinating birds to observe.
Hen-pecked,cooped up, cocky, pecking order etc --- all those words have
an origin based on chickehood

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:23 PM (Rsi2C)
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Absolutely. Human civilization and chicken keeping are definitely entwined. They were the microwave of their day.

Posted by: irright at July 21, 2017 10:29 PM (85f6P)

427 Sometimes, "doohickey".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 21, 2017 10:26 PM

So she was a one on the SD scale?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 21, 2017 10:29 PM (DMUuz)

428 427 Do we have to go to the ONT?
I Like it here
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:29 PM (Rsi2C)

Well ... you surely know who else liked it here.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 10:30 PM (fiGNd)

429 Well ... you surely know who else liked it here.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 21, 2017 10:30 PM
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Stop calling me Shirley. I go by Elle here

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:33 PM (Rsi2C)

430

Idi and I like the idea of a "MUMR/Idi 2020" shirt...

Speaking of which, did you hear about the time Idi and I were at screen printing camp, learning how to do t-shirts for the 'Nuke the Gay Whales' activist group we were supporting?

There we we were, inking up, when in walks Maxipad Waters with a REALLY weird expression on her face. I mean, weird for her, so you can imagine...

Anywho, she is mumbling about getting screen printed panties for her boy toys and house slaves, drooling, and trying to get a vegetable peeler up her left nostril.

Idi, wanting to help, tries to take the vegetable peeler away from her and she goes ape shit! Hilarity ensues with shit, shirts and stuff flying. Next thing you know, Maxipad is in the trash covered in rainbow ink colors with an inking squeegee stuck in her crack and Idi has just gotten a job offer from one of the servants to be the new chimney sweep, limo tire inflator and vegetable peeler...

Idi was sorely tempted, but declined after he realized that her tertiary neuro-syphilis might not be contagious...

Posted by: Mirror Universe Many Tshirts Guy at July 21, 2017 10:34 PM (qul7b)

431 427 Do we have to go to the ONT?
I Like it here
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2017 10:29 PM (Rsi2C)

I often think the same thing.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2017 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

432 l, elle,
chickens are not disgusting. where do you get that?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 21, 2017 10:56 PM (P5esK)

433 The chicken bunny video at Youtube.

http://tinyurl.com/pkkq9kq

Posted by: geoffb5 at July 21, 2017 11:10 PM (d3wbb)

434 Those bunnies' chickens are comin' home to roost!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 21, 2017 11:57 PM (3YxFh)

435 Tough Friday for me, chickens after me all day long.

Posted by: socalcon at July 22, 2017 12:10 AM (WAnre)

436 Tough Friday for me, chickens after me all day long.

Posted by: socalcon at July 22, 2017 12:10 AM (WAnre)

437 I don't remember if I have ever seen a movie opening weekend, but my son and I had a mandate last night and we started it by catching Dunkirk. Quite the incredible movie. Gripping and wonderful cinematography. Amazing.

Posted by: Lawrence Larson at July 22, 2017 11:48 AM (d/r2I)

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