News of Tremendous Consequence Which I Didn't Bother to Write About Until EOD

Should you put glitter capsules in your vagina? Maybe not, say Vagina Experts.

In fairness, this sort of thing -- women trying to come up with some kind of "I've been thinking about this all day" surprise for their men -- is greatly appreciated.

But I don't know about glitter. A1 Steak Sauce, maybe.

Should you put your penis inside a chicken? The answer may surprise you, if you're pervert who's into chickens.

Should you snort cocoa powder mixed with ginko baloba and other nonsense to give yourself some kind of combination of energy, focus, and euphoria? Experts say no, but they're killjoys.

Coco Loko’s effects last about 30 to 60 minutes, according to Anderson. He added that it gives users a “euphoric but also motivated” feeling like what you’d expect from an energy drink.

Me, personally? I'm doing a bump of Count Chocula the minute it comes back into the stores this Halloween.

Does this recently-unearthed grainy photograph show Amelia Earhart post capture by the Japanese? Specialists in things which are not total bullshit say probably not.

If I'm being honest, and I'm usually not, I'm more convinced by this video of a time traveler with what appears to be a cell phone walking on as an extra in a Charlie Chaplin movie.

Though I do love this sort of thing.

It's super-important that you don't post silly gifs which might, hypothetically, expose Chairborne Ranger reporters to even a 0.0001% chance of public heckling:



More gifs here.

This one thanks to DangerGirl:


Kathy Griffin had a lengthy visit from the US Secret Service, and the case remains open. I suppose this is like CNN telling someone they won't be outed if they don't reoffend -- except, you know, done legally by law enforcement personnel rather than Online Vigilantes.

A reporter got puked on and that sounds just fine to me.

Wendy Burch — known as @goodnewswendy on Twitter — [was] pretty much showered in vomit on July 4, while covering a so-called “ironman” competition in Hermosa Beach for the KTLA Morning News.

The competition she was covering included running, ocean paddling and, after that, the chugging of a six-pack of beer.

Like my dad always advised: Only run in moderation and only after 5pm.

And finally: I'm not sure what Heaven looks like but I'd guess it's mobbed with golden retrievers.


Posted by: Ace at 07:53 PM




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1 This appears in the...NY Times??


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/269195/

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 07:55 PM (rmVvL)

2 Some people are confusing the 'Swamp Smell' with the glitter bomb residue in my snatch.

Posted by: Gary Cohn at July 05, 2017 07:57 PM (l4aLi)

3 steevy,

seems it appears there only because of the NYT's new mission to declare Soviet Subversion a real thing as of November 8, 2016.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 07:57 PM (8rNrN)

4 That Neo/Agent Smith .gif is the best thing I've seen all day. Thank you, ace.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 07:57 PM (/o9Qk)

5
The sparkly vulva of death.

Okay . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 07:58 PM (mbhDw)

6

I put glitter caps in my chicken. Then fuck her. The eggs are snap fab...

Posted by: Chicken Fucker at July 05, 2017 07:58 PM (MiPrD)

7 >>>That Neo/Agent Smith .gif is the best thing I've seen all day. Thank you, ace.

I didn't see that one. Someone else is to thank for that.

I'll add Twitchy's compilation of the best ones.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 07:58 PM (8rNrN)

8 I heard from a reliable anonymous internet source that Amelia Earhart ended up in a brothel managed by Fredo Corleone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (Mouru)

9 Oh wait...that's the Loki/Hulk one.


Nevermind...

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (/o9Qk)

10 Meanwhile the National Laughingstock has an in-depth fascinating investigative piece that shows mosquitos to be, get this, racist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)

11 Has Ace been mining my browsing history? The items are even almost in the right order.

Well, maybe not. I missed that one about the chicken fucker.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (FUu/Z)

12 Payload deploy! Another successful Falcon 9 mission.

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (sdi6R)

13 I love the EOD threads.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (2qHjF)

14 I...

I think Ace just made an Over-Evening-Thread...

Is.... is this a thing now?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:00 PM (hcyUh)

15 Oh, you meant THAT chicken.

Posted by: Andrew K the Unadoxxer at July 05, 2017 08:00 PM (6FqZa)

16 Me, personally? I'm doing a bump of Count Chocula the minute it comes back into the stores this Halloween.

And then a hit of Kaboom, to let you back down gently.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2017 08:00 PM (Tyii7)

17 3 I know,the hilarious turns of the left where they erase the past are nothing new but they never fail to amaze me,They get away with it.

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:00 PM (rmVvL)

18 8 I heard from a reliable anonymous internet source that Amelia Earhart ended up in a brothel managed by Fredo Corleone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (Mouru)


"Noonan! Noonan!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (mbhDw)

19 Will we get some new photos of Hope Solo, glitter and Arby's for my viewing pleasure?

I have razor, will travel.

A man can dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (5VlCp)

20 Damn, I really miss my Golden now.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (/tuJf)

21 They're always after me Lucky Charms.

Posted by: The Leprechaun at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru)

22 Still sitting here at Nats Park while it continues to rain. To add insult to injury, a pigeon just pooped on my youngest daughter.

#NotWinning

Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (7tzbN)

23 Father Coughlin left wing demagogue who loved FDR than turned against him because he didn't go radically left enough.Father Coughlin is now known as a right wing fascist.Just one example.

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:02 PM (rmVvL)

24 There's alas an anime lurking in this whole mess...

"Vagina Glitter Power-up!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:02 PM (VHThc)

25 21 They're always after me Lucky Charms.
Posted by: The Leprechaun at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru)


Red hearts, green clovers, yellow diamonds, glittery hoo-hoos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:02 PM (mbhDw)

26 ace, this is the Neo/Agent Smith one.

https://twitter.com/Nerve555Nerve/status/882685398752923648

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (/o9Qk)

27 I want a heaven full of Goldies.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (/o9Qk)

28 23 Father Coughlin left wing demagogue who loved FDR than turned against him because he didn't go radically left enough.Father Coughlin is now known as a right wing fascist.Just one example.
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:02 PM (dmvvl)


Joo-hater extraordinaire. Makes Louis Farrakhan look like Rabbi Schneerson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (mbhDw)

29 Is this day over yet? CNN just goes and goes like a machine.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (Mouru)

30 Having even just one doggeh excited when you arrive home is heaven!
Love those goldens.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (NOIQH)

31
Jack the Ripper was an inquisitor for the Vorlons.
Everyone knows this.

Posted by: Desmondie A. Whitman at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (m9X4Y)

32 Should you inject Old Bay in your eyes? Probably not, say experts.

Posted by: josephistan at July 05, 2017 08:03 PM (ANIFC)

33 Mmmyeah, Goldens are really great dogs, and I miss the one that I had years ago. They're just the friendliest, most lovable dogs ever.

What I don't miss is the hair that that one dog left everywhere in the house. Anyone with seven Goldens is disposing of the hair by the bale.

Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold adventure is my game. at July 05, 2017 08:04 PM (0SPyv)

34 Does this recently-unearthed grainy photograph show Amelia Earhart post capture by the Japanese? Specialists in things which are not total bullshit say probably not.

++++

That's not what the piece says. In addition to the discussion about it being her in the photo, the piece brings up the old theory that she was a spy. The expert questioned about that possibility says no evidence of that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 08:04 PM (FUu/Z)

35
Father Coughlin is now known as a right wing fascist.Just one example.
Posted by: steevy


Gabriel over the Whore House.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2017 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

36 Maybe not, say Vagina Experts.

Oh, what do THEY know!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 05, 2017 08:04 PM (qJhUV)

37 21 They're always after me Lucky Charms.
Posted by: The Leprechaun at July 05, 2017 08:01 PM (Mouru)


I heard you died in Maze Prison back in '81?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:04 PM (mbhDw)

38 Hail likely in 5 minutes.

weather report where I live

Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 08:05 PM (6Xf+s)

39 You should put glitter in your chickens. Dust them with Mexican cocoa powder.

Posted by: Chicken Lover at July 05, 2017 08:05 PM (Id9+8)

40 We always kept a minimum of 4 Goldens when I was a kid through High School. Pure love and loyalty from those dogs.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:05 PM (2qHjF)

41 bluebell, I didn't know you lived in the vicinity of Nats Park.


When we move to the Eastern Seaboard (God-willing in the next three years or so), we'll have to have a get together!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:05 PM (/o9Qk)

42 Has anyone done the gif using Godzilla flame-horking into the evil kaiju?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (QGoUX)

43 so who thought the glitter bomb thing was or even desirable? well do what you want, you made this mess now you are cleaning it up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (0wem/)

44 Payload Deploy!

And she's STILL quivering...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (MiPrD)

45 Is vagina decoration even necessary? Isn't just wanting to share/show it off to your man good enough without having to vajazzle, cosmetically adjust, and/or glitter-up? Or maybe I've just been out of the sating scene too long....(in which case, phew!)

Posted by: Lizzy at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (NOIQH)

46 Why on Earth would you bang a chicken? That's gross.

Posted by: That Hot Dog Waitress at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (Tyii7)

47 Gabriel over the Whore House.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2017 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

Don't listen to him, Julie, I was with Horshack and Barbarino all evening. Just ask them!

Posted by: Mr. Kotter at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (hcyUh)

48 hope she likes the taste of glitter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (0wem/)

49 History Channel has another series about the Amelia Earhart thing.I don't buy the Navy covering it up.Just another infamy to charge the Japanese with.

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (rmVvL)

50
Is CNN going to go on a Captain Queeg like search for who made that video?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (auHtY)

51 DangerGirl, yes, I live in Virginia. Come back!

Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (7tzbN)

52 Rip Taylor liked glitter bombs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (IqV8l)

53 All Hail Eris,

The medias got to go!
Go go Trumpzilla!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (VHThc)

54 Holy Moly, my nic has made it into the post.


Time to celebrate!


*sprays champagne* *white-girl dances*

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (/o9Qk)

55 Should you put your penis inside a chicken?

-
Gilda Radner answered this question some years ago in her song Talk Dirty To the Animals. "Stick your dick in Mr. Chicken."

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (Nwg0u)

56 More vagina crafts

Posted by: L, Elle at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (Rsi2C)

57 Glitter is sharp as fuck and the inside of a vagina is soft and warm. Why would somebody put glitter up there, and then have the risk of it getting in the pee hole or up a dudes dick hole. Idiots.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (2qHjF)

58 When I used to take my dad to his cancer doctor I always passed a place that advertised vajazzling on the front window.This was in a college town...

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (rmVvL)

59 Agent Smith kinda looks like Tapper in that gif

Posted by: votermom pimping great books at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (hMwEB)

60 Rip Taylor liked glitter bombs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (IqV8l)



Well sure, Rip Taylor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (Mouru)

61 Is vagina decoration even necessary? Isn't just wanting to share/show it off to your man good enough without having to vajazzle, cosmetically adjust, and/or glitter-up? Or maybe I've just been out of the sating scene too long....(in which case, phew!)
Posted by: Lizzy at July




well, just cause your are married does not mean you should not be into sating. man not sated at home is going elsewhere and no one will blame him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (0wem/)

62 Be getting glitter on your dick for years,pretty annoying....

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (rmVvL)

63 LMAO at the CNN Video!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (31vnC)

64 The Time Traveller video..... Soembody is fucking with us.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:09 PM (2qHjF)

65 DangerGirl, yes, I live in Virginia. Come back!





Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:07 PM (7tzbN)


Very cool! I try to visit every two years (my folks live at the beach in S. Delaware, but those visits are usually way to hectic to try and meet people.
But...but...we will be moving to S. Delaware ourselves as soon as possible. Yes, trading a red state for a blue one (albeit red county) is probably insane, but as an only child, I need to move back home and take care of the folks in their twilight years.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:09 PM (/o9Qk)

66 For your eyes only

Posted by: Glitterpussy at July 05, 2017 08:09 PM (BO/km)

67 62 Be getting glitter on your dick for years,pretty annoying....
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (rmVvL)

Like you fucked a craft store.

Posted by: josephistan at July 05, 2017 08:10 PM (ANIFC)

68 The golden retriever gif plays for me, but not the other two. I've been having a lot of trouble with Twitter videos lately. I just get a black box and "The media could not be played".

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

69 So did Glitter Vag open for Pussy Riot at the Cow Palace?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:10 PM (VHThc)

70 "Sating" Y5?

Sounds boring.

Posted by: Chicken Lover at July 05, 2017 08:10 PM (Id9+8)

71
Have we ever discussed how disgusting LUCKY CHARMS cereal is?

The "marshmallows" are hard as rocks.

Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (y9jfe)

72 67 62 Be getting glitter on your dick for years,pretty annoying....
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:08 PM (rmVvL)

Like you fucked a craft store.
Posted by: josephistan at July 05, 2017 08:10 PM (ANIFC)


Porn idea: "Joanne's Meets Michael's"

Call Ron Jeremy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)

73 >>>
That's not what the piece says. In addition to the discussion about it being her in the photo, the piece brings up the old theory that she was a spy. The expert questioned about that possibility says no evidence of that.

i'm the expert saying it's probably not her.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (8rNrN)

74 glitter bomb seems more like a jackson pollock or gallagher thing. maybe gg allin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (0wem/)

75 71
Have we ever discussed how disgusting LUCKY CHARMS cereal is?

The "marshmallows" are hard as rocks.
Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (y9jfe)


"Hold my milk . . ."

- - Cap'n Crunch

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)

76 Emilia Earhart once shitposted a pic of Pepe in a kimono, so of course the Japanese had to dox her.

Posted by: wooga at July 05, 2017 08:12 PM (+BPU3)

77 Glitter, the herpes of the craft word, is a big no-no in the vag, but a nice Christmas cracker or noisemaker is very festive.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:12 PM (QGoUX)

78 I'm tired. I think I'll go to bed. Maybe I'll see you guys on the ONT.

Posted by: Chicken Lover at July 05, 2017 08:12 PM (Id9+8)

79 Yes, trading a red state for a blue one (albeit red county) is probably insane, but as an only child, I need to move back home and take care of the folks in their twilight years.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:09 PM (/o9Qk)
---------

You're a good daughter.

You'll find good people wherever you are. Like attracts like. That's what I tell my kids when they go away to college. And they've all found great, conservative even! - friends.

Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:12 PM (7tzbN)

80 One should take time to decorate one's queefs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyFTqZQuHHA

Posted by: Martha Stewart at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (6gk0M)

81 77 Glitter, the herpes of the craft word, is a big no-no in the vag, but a nice Christmas cracker or noisemaker is very festive.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:12 PM (QGoUX)

It's a good thing.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (ANIFC)

82
Ace:

No link to "Rock and Roll Part 1" by Gary Glitter?

That be a "shonda."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (mbhDw)

83 I've seen things. Like glitter sparkling off the rings of Uranus.

Posted by: Twinkletwat at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (BO/km)

84 rickl, what browser are you using?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (FQKBL)

85 That Matrix one is perfect with all the faces.

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (z/Ubi)

86 Can I take this thing off of autopilot now?

Posted by: Amelia Earhart at July 05, 2017 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

87

What the Dems need is ASSHOLE. Glitter. Lots of it .

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at July 05, 2017 08:14 PM (oBuXO)

88 I have some Vega doubts on the Amelia story, Siriusly

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:14 PM (VHThc)

89 DangerGirl, that's why I moved back to IL. Needed to be able to help out with mom and my kids if necessary.

Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 08:14 PM (6Xf+s)

90 I've seen things. Like glitter sparkling off the rings of Uranus.


One good gaseous emission and it's like Rip Taylor's house.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (Mouru)

91 I always found that glitter up there interfered with my vagina compass.

Posted by: Cate Blanchett at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (ISM+7)

92 seems it appears there only because of the NYT's new mission to declare Soviet Subversion a real thing as of November 8, 2016.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 07:57 PM (8rNrN)



So ... are they rethinking their views on Walter Duranty? On the Rosenbergs? On Alger Hiss?

If not, bugger them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (SRKgf)

93

Do you KNOW how embarrassing it is to have to go to your Dentist to get pieces of glitter out of your gums? DO YOU?

No, I suppose most of you don't... never mind... asking for a friend...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (MiPrD)

94 Ya want sprinkles wid dat?

Posted by: Sparkles da ho at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (BO/km)

95 DangerGirl, that's why I moved back to IL. Needed to be able to help out with mom and my kids if necessary.





Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 08:14 PM (6Xf+s)


Gotta do what we gotta do!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (/o9Qk)

96 88 I have some Vega doubts on the Amelia story, Siriusly
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:14 PM (VHThc)


That's a very wily post.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)

97 Lucky Charms are fine,the marshmallows just need to soak in the milk a bit.

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (rmVvL)

98 I always found that glitter up there interfered with my vagina compass.
Posted by: Cate Blanchett at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (ISM+7)


Have you tried steam, dear?

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (Mouru)

99 94 Ya want sprinkles wid dat?
Posted by: Sparkles da ho at July 05, 2017 08:15 PM (BO/km)


Jimmies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)

100 I predict someone will say something stupid like, "I say this every time "Time Travel" comes up in a conversation...

If time travel ever were to exist in the future at any time, it will exist, will have existed, and would have existed for ALL times (to the extent that it's actual, relevant, meaningful time travel and not just hopscotching between "alternate universes" or some poppycock like that).

It doesn't exist now, therefore it never will exist.

Q E D, mutha-B's.
Posted by: Warai-otoko"

Posted by: ace who totally doesn't have a time machine or anything at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (8rNrN)

101 I say this every time "Time Travel" comes up in a conversation...

If time travel ever were to exist in the future at any time, it will exist, will have existed, and would have existed for ALL times (to the extent that it's actual, relevant, meaningful time travel and not just hopscotching between "alternate universes" or some poppycock like that).

It doesn't exist now, therefore it never will exist.

Q E D, mutha-B's.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (hcyUh)

102 Wily Post? Yeah he kept an eye on his flying.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (VHThc)

103 When I queef, it's like New Years Eve!

Posted by: Gwen Paltrow at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (89T5c)

104 Amelia in Japan, proof with tiny blurry pictures.

Sounds legit.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (2qHjF)

105 Jimmies.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)


And all of a sudden I have these memories of getting a van/choc twist giant cone with chocolate jimmies from Kohr Bros' Custard at the boardwalk in the summer....

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (/o9Qk)

106 so shouldn't someone make some kind of capsule that infiltrates glitter directly into the semen


Okay, where do you come up with this crazy shit?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (Mouru)

107 Having cleared a field and swept up after my golden for this weekends company the baling hair comment just made me snort coffee out my nose

Posted by: Big V at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (qnAGA)

108 *For your eyes only*

My favorite Bond movie.

Posted by: tbodie at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (PoGrh)

109 100 guys don't like glitter. women like glitter.

so shouldn't someone make some kind of capsule that infiltrates glitter directly into the semen

think about it. or don't. I didn't.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (8rNrN)


I distinctly remember dating a chick who had glittered lube. Astro Glide peut-etre?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)

110 Guys especially don't like glitter on strippers. Stay away from those.

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (z/Ubi)

111 Yeah,I've never met a guy who said "Hey,you know what would be great?If my girl had glitter in her cooch!"

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (rmVvL)

112 >>so shouldn't someone make some kind of capsule that infiltrates glitter directly into the semen

Just use a black light.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (/tuJf)

113 Fun fact: Amelia Earhart was hopeless as a pilot. Grossly incompetent, and dangerous to fly with. She almost crashed in an earlier flight For this reason, the only navigator she could get was an alcoholic.

Further, she couldn't master Morse code, and so used only voice communication, which is of much shorter range, and jettisoned the transceiver for Morse code to save weight.

Apart from that, she was A-OK. A historic first.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (SRKgf)

114 Kathy Griffin had a lengthy visit from the US Secret Service.....



Oh pleeeeeease.....can the SS post a pic of a severed Kathy Griffin head?

Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (Enq6K)

115 Yes, trading a red state for a blue one (albeit red county) is probably
insane, but as an only child, I need to move back home and take care of
the folks in their twilight years.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:09 PM (/o9Qk)


I'm an only child and taking care of my 90 yr old mother with alzheimer's. Of course, my wife decided to file divorce after 30 f*ing years right as she was being diagnosed a year ago just to make sure I was as insolvent as possible. Not sure how much longer I can manage, but I'm glad I was always around when she was. I never left CA, but probably will once this plays out.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (RHEDC)

116 Don Surber also had a bunch of those effing with the Cardboard News Network GIFs.

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (ILitO)

117 so shouldn't someone make some kind of capsule that infiltrates glitter directly into the semen

think about it. or don't. I didn't.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (8rNrN)
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That would literally be glitterbombing the vagina.

Everybody wins.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (QGoUX)

118 I've brought some ping pong balls!

Posted by: Woman in Tijuana show at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (ISM+7)

119 When I queef, it's like New Years Eve!

When I queef, it's like Nagasaki.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (Tyii7)

120 103 When I queef, it's like New Years Eve!
Posted by: Gwen Paltrow at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (89T5c)

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*snort*

Posted by: SMFH at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (sB1y1)

121 think about it. or don't. I didn't.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (8rNrN)

I'm gonna need a bigger glass of bourbon to ponder that one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (hcyUh)

122 Glitter doesn't belong anywhere but on strippers, fairies and Grandma's sweatshirts.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (/o9Qk)

123 Fun fact: Amelia Earhart was hopeless as a pilot. Grossly incompetent, and dangerous to fly with. She almost crashed in an earlier flight For this reason, the only navigator she could get was an alcoholic.

Further, she couldn't master Morse code, and so used only voice communication, which is of much shorter range, and jettisoned the transceiver for Morse code to save weight.

Apart from that, she was A-OK. A historic first.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2017 08:18 PM (SRKgf)



But she's a wymyn so we've got to pretend she was the greatest pilot ever

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (auHtY)

124 Spice up your sex dolls with the glitter bomb. All the fun without the yeast infection.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (D24Mk)

125 >>>That would literally be glitterbombing the vagina.


Well, that wasn't my actual thought but, sure, vagina too

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (8rNrN)

126 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (KCxzN)

127 There's an old joke about a glittery vajayjay.....Imma find it.

Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (Enq6K)

128

It's very... festive... to encounter a shaved beaver with a bit of... orchid-art... a welcome twat, er, I mean treat...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (MiPrD)

129 117 so shouldn't someone make some kind of capsule that infiltrates glitter directly into the semen

think about it. or don't. I didn't.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (8rNrN)
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That would literally be glitterbombing the vagina.

Everybody wins.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (QGoUX)



Well, only sometimes.

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (z/Ubi)

130 122 Glitter doesn't belong anywhere but on strippers, fairies and Grandma's sweatshirts.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (/o9Qk)


Zhora and her snake. Although that wasn't glitter but sequins.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)

131 glitterbombing genitals...

*looks skyward for SMOD*

Posted by: SMFH at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (sB1y1)

132
Fun fact: Amelia Earhart was hopeless as a pilot. Grossly incompetent, and dangerous to fly with. She almost crashed in an earlier flight For this reason, the only navigator she could get was an alcoholic.

The Danica Patrick of aviation?

Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (y9jfe)

133 Glitter, the herpes of the craft word, is a big no-no in the vag, but a nice Christmas cracker or noisemaker is very festive.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July




glerpes

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (0wem/)

134 Kathy Griffin could have made the Secret Service get out of the house a lot earlier if she'd opened the door wearing sexy lingerie

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (6FqZa)

135 123 They made movies about her and everything...

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (rmVvL)

136 123
But she's a wymyn so we've got to pretend she was the greatest pilot ever
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (auHtY)


She was no Jackie Cochran.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)

137 Zhora and the snake, now with extra sequins and scales.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (VHThc)

138 124 Spice up your sex dolls with the glitter bomb. All the fun without the yeast infection.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (D24Mk)

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LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (sB1y1)

139 133 glerpes

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (0wem/)

Thread winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (mbhDw)

140 Remember, there's no tricks in aviatrix.

Oh wait.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (Mouru)

141 "Hold my milk . . ."

- - Cap'n Crunch

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)

Heh.

Posted by: tbodie at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (PoGrh)

142 Dear Ace of Spades,

Thank you.

Love,

Booknlass

Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (6Xf+s)

143 Posted by: ace who totally doesn't have a time machine or anything at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (8rNrN)
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Okay, am I the only one who noticed this? Because that was really funny.

Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (7tzbN)

144 glerpes
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:21 PM (0wem/)

Bourbon out the nose!

BOURBON OUT THE NOSE!

You dick!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (hcyUh)

145 Amelia Earhart found land to crash on in the middle of the Pacific. JFK Jr. couldn't find land to crash on from the middle of the East River.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:23 PM (Mouru)

146
And all of a sudden I have these memories of getting a van/choc twist giant cone with chocolate jimmies from Kohr Bros' Custard at the boardwalk in the summer....
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:17 PM (/o9Qk)
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Mmmm. I'm going with you when you move back.

Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:23 PM (7tzbN)

147 Bourbon out the nose!

Alcohol abuse.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (RHEDC)

148 68 The golden retriever gif plays for me, but not the other two. I've been having a lot of trouble with Twitter videos lately. I just get a black box and "The media could not be played".

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

++++

Copy the link. Paste it in here.

http://www.savevideo.me/

That will take you to a page offering one or more links, with each one giving you a size/quality rating. Right click on the one you want and choose "save as". After it has finished downloading to your computer, play the video with VLC.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (pvjTE)

149 >>Kathy Griffin had a lengthy visit from the US Secret Service.....

And yet I still don;t feel sorry for her.

SABO got a visit from the SS in his home when he tweeted something like "Where's Oswald?" about Obama, rodeo clown Obama guy got interviewed, too. This may the SS's way of making the process the punishment.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (NOIQH)

150

Do not wear white slacks to the strip club...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (MiPrD)

151 Posted by: ace who totally doesn't have a time machine or anything at July 05, 2017 08:16 PM (8rNrN)

...

Well played.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (hcyUh)

152 140 Remember, there's no tricks in aviatrix.

Oh wait.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:22 PM (Mouru)


Was she a lezzie or did giving Fred Noonan a mile-high hummer the fatal mistake?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)

153 "And all of a sudden I have these memories of getting a van/choc twist giant cone with chocolate jimmies from Kohr Bros' Custard at the boardwalk in the summer...."

Yup.

had one just the other day.

The best.


Oddly enough though, the cones they sell in the IKEA store restaurants are damn near identical.

And I think they are a dollar.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (J+eG2)

154 Seen the ads for Atomic Blonde?So tiresome.

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (rmVvL)

155 I'm an only child and taking care of my 90 yr old
mother with alzheimer's. Of course, my wife decided to file divorce
after 30 f*ing years right as she was being diagnosed a year ago just to
make sure I was as insolvent as possible. Not sure how much longer I
can manage, but I'm glad I was always around when she was. I never left
CA, but probably will once this plays out.


Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (RHEDC)


I wish the best for both you and your mother. Bless you for taking care of her.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (/o9Qk)

156 I like the first GIF here, too.

https://tinyurl.com/ycgy2bxl

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 05, 2017 08:25 PM (Nwg0u)

157 Was she a lezzie or did giving Fred Noonan a mile-high hummer the fatal mistake?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)



Until the Japs cough up the records we can only speculate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:25 PM (Mouru)

158 The Matrix gif is the all time internet winner. Go ahead and cancel Christmas. Nothing can top that.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 05, 2017 08:25 PM (6g8GD)

159
The vagina is not to be treated like a Margarita drink, either.

The salt, the lick, etc...

Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:26 PM (y9jfe)

160 Mmmm. I'm going with you when you move back.



Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:23 PM (7tzbN)


Girl, you come stay a weekend or whatever with me. We'll go to the beach, boardwalk, get frozen custard, eat like Queens, I'll make you omelets with fresh eggs every morning from our chickens...

(this sounds way more like a come-on than I intend, I swear...)

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:26 PM (/o9Qk)

161 How do I forward those GIF's? Where's the links?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (31vnC)

162 I've got to stick up for Amelia here. She did fly the Atlantic in 1932 when only a handful of people had done it, and from Oakland to Hawaii in 1935. Long-distance flights over the ocean were no joke in those days.

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

163 I'm watching the original Twin Peaks series and I can't believe how mundane it seems after the mainstreaming of Lynchian weirdness over the last few decades. There was something chipper and all-American in its quirkiness.

The atomic bomb blast sequence in Season 3 Episode 8 was a real face-melter.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (QGoUX)

164 from the Daily Mirror: Vatican police 'break up gay orgy' at home of one of Pope Francis' advisors

Who advises the advisors? Because reenacting the Bal des Chastaignes except with hair-nuts instead of chest-nuts doesn't strike me as wise

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (6FqZa)

165 The glitter would be a nice cosmetic upgrade from getting sand in your vagina.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (Mouru)

166 Summer's Eve with glitter can be found at any craft supply shop.

Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (WHVu+)

167 162 I've got to stick up for Amelia here. She did fly the Atlantic in 1932 when only a handful of people had done it, and from Oakland to Hawaii in 1935. Long-distance flights over the ocean were no joke in those days.
Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (sdi6R)


She had one long extension cord for her Garmin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)

168 When the commercials for Atomic Blond mention James Bond you realize that you've seen this movie before. It is basically James Bond with tits dealing with traitors, spies, and still shagging the required Bond girl which in this movie is from the DGSE and like many Bond girls she ends up dead.

So why go see it since James Bond did it better.
https://youtu.be/isAUOa50wdA

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (VHThc)

169 >>That would literally be glitterbombing the vagina.


Everybody wins.

Or a pearl swarovski necklace?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (NOIQH)

170 Oddly enough though, the cones they sell in the IKEA store restaurants are damn near identical.



And I think they are a dollar.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (J+eG2)


But can you get the chocolate jimmies there? Because to me, the perfect Kohr's cone is covered in chocolate jimmies.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (/o9Qk)

171 Clutch Cargo, you are wearing an invisible crown of glory.

I helped my MIL for 9 years as she passed on from Alz. You're something special.

props!

Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (6Xf+s)

172

Today is my down day... for some reason it seems like a Top Secret! night...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (MiPrD)

173 I'm an only child and taking care of my 90 yr old mother with alzheimer's. Of course, my wife decided to file divorce after 30 f*ing years right as she was being diagnosed a year ago just to make sure I was as insolvent as possible. Not sure how much longer I can manage, but I'm glad I was always around when she was. I never left CA, but probably will once this plays out.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (RHEDC)

Jesus. That's just plain evil. Bless you for taking care of your mother. Alzheimer's is a dreadful disease.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (0mRoj)

174 162 I've got to stick up for Amelia here. She did fly the Atlantic in 1932 when only a handful of people had done it, and from Oakland to Hawaii in 1935. Long-distance flights over the ocean were no joke in those days.
Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (sdi6R)


Fair enough. She had balls.

What she didn't have was skill.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (SRKgf)

175 166 Summer's Eve with glitter can be found at any craft supply shop.
Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2017 08:27 PM (WHVu+)


Summer's Eve is Brain Stetler's stripper name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)

176 168 Because girl power!

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:29 PM (rmVvL)

177 Now that I read it again, it isn't as funny as I thought....but here it is:


I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when
early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been
rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone
off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.


The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have
any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little
extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I
wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs,
threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in
"that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I
was presentable.



I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room
only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am
sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other
side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a
million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said:



"My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief
and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning
and the evening meal, etc.



At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a
school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my
washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.



She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."

Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Enq6K)

178 Steve Taylor, Meat the Press:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpb4nM8gqx0

Seems appropos.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2017 08:29 PM (bZ7mE)

179 SMFH- you made a good day great. Many thanks

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 08:29 PM (D24Mk)

180 *Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (RHEDC)*

Prayers of encouragement and patience for you Clutch Cargo.

Posted by: tbodie at July 05, 2017 08:30 PM (PoGrh)

181 Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 05, 2017 08:19 PM (RHEDC)

To call it a mitzvah is an extreme understatement. May the good Lord give you strength, comfort and purpose.

Can't even imagine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)

182
Me, personally? I'm doing a bump of Count Chocula the minute it comes back into the stores this Halloween.







ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?!?!?!?!??????

Posted by: Kaboom! at July 05, 2017 08:30 PM (iFZVz)

183 Glitter. Reminds me of the grandmother who was back in town for gyno appointment. Stayed at daughter's and took shower in grand daughters bathroom and used her shampoo, bodywash, and such. When the gyno got down to the nittygritty, he said 'oh, my!' Grandmother is alarmed and asks 'what's wrong, doctor?' doctor says 'oh nothing really, just never saw one so sparkly.'

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2017 08:31 PM (zLDYs)

184 A golden welcome
---
Now, I need a golden shower.

Posted by: This is CNN at July 05, 2017 08:31 PM (JhE5a)

185 >>Now that I read it again, it isn't as funny as I thought....but here it is:

No, that was pretty funny.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2017 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

186 i'm the expert saying it's probably not her.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:11 PM (8rNrN)

++++

Ah, I didn't read close enough. Not an expert in photographic analysis, but one in spotting internet bullshit.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 08:31 PM (FUu/Z)

187 But can you get the chocolate jimmies there? Because to me, the perfect Kohr's cone is covered in chocolate jimmies.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:28 PM (/o9Qk)

Chocolate jimmies?

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)

188

Tami, pics or etc. AOSHQ Rules...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (MiPrD)

189 Father Coughlin left wing demagogue who loved FDR than turned against him because he didn't go radically left enough.Father Coughlin is now known as a right wing fascist.Just one example.

The name of his newsletter?








Social.Justice

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (3s4Fb)

190
184 A golden welcome
---
Now, I need a golden shower.

Posted by: This is CNN at July 05, 2017 08:31 PM (JhE5a)








Not even if you were on fire.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (iFZVz)

191 She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
Posted by: Tami

Oh my G- that's hilarious!

hahahahaha!

Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (6Xf+s)

192 Seen the ads for Atomic Blonde?So tiresome.

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:24 PM (rmVvL)




If it bombs at the box office will it become a Suicide Blonde?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:33 PM (auHtY)

193 Tami, to quote George Takei "Oh my!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 05, 2017 08:33 PM (VHThc)

194 Ok, maybe it is as funny as I had remembered.

Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (Enq6K)

195 I was wondering when Donald J Neo was going to take out Agent CNN

Posted by: Far Post at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (aY5vQ)

196
My experience with glitter dates to the early 80s. Close friends of mine essentially "invented" the phenomenon of face painting in clubs and at parties. I got into it as well and made some good bucks. When I finally hung up my palette, it took me about 5 years to finally de-glitter my clothes and my body. That stuff sticks to you like crazy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)

197 OK, Tami, your version of glitter was the bestest. Memory not as young as used to was.

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (zLDYs)

198 My experience with glitter dates to the early 80s. Close friends of mine essentially "invented" the phenomenon of face painting in clubs and at parties.


How did you handle beards?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:35 PM (Mouru)

199 189 Father Coughlin left wing demagogue who loved FDR than turned against him because he didn't go radically left enough.Father Coughlin is now known as a right wing fascist.Just one example.

The name of his newsletter?

Social.Justice
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (3s4Fb)


I would like to find where he's buried and make a little donation to the plot . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:35 PM (mbhDw)

200
How about p-chopping Trump's face on Michael Corleone's body as he slams the door on Kay (with the CNN logo) in Godfather Part II?

Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:36 PM (y9jfe)

201 Those Explosive Ordnance Detail guys are really going to be pissed off to have their good names associated with Vagina Glitter Bombs. On second thought . . .


Speaking of KillJoys, the excellent Canadian sci fi show of the same name just opened its third season. And me without a TV! I'm still pining badly for Dr. Pawter Simms. Catch it if you can. Well worth the watch.


Color me shocked SHOCKED that they're gaying it up at the Vatican. I'm an old school Roman Catholic and I think God needs to send the fumigators into that place.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 05, 2017 08:36 PM (wOq8U)

202 *She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:29 PM (Enq6K)*

*Bourbon spewed all over my keyboard*

No, Tami. We. Are. Good.

Posted by: tbodie at July 05, 2017 08:36 PM (PoGrh)

203 200
How about p-chopping Trump's face on Michael Corleone's body as he slams the door on Kay (with the CNN logo) in Godfather Part II?
Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:36 PM (y9jfe)


Solozzo's/McCluskey's heads at Louis Restaurant when he comes out of the can.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)

204 Clutch Cargo...... Stay strong and keep going everyday is all you can do.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:37 PM (2qHjF)

205 How did you handle beards?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:35 PM (Mouru)



Barry O: I married her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)

206 Barry O: I married her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:37 PM (auHtY)



BOOM!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (Mouru)

207 See children, you were warned that smarties were a gateway drug.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (LWu6U)

208 #TiredofRainSongs

Posted by: bluebell at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (7tzbN)

209 46 Why on Earth would you bang a chicken? That's gross.
Posted by: That Hot Dog Waitress at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (Tyii7)

In high school, I wouldn't even make eye contact with the girl everyone called "Chicken Legs".

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (lIZQs)

210 I was watching a movie on TCM Pride of the Marines.About a Marine machine gunner who was blinded by a grenade on Guadalcanal.Once he got back to the states they got to a scene where the talk about the great social programs FDR put in place.They keep saying "it wont be like 1930".Movie became an ad for more socialism,I had to change it.The actor playing Schmid was John Garfield who was a commie.

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (rmVvL)

211 Solozzo's/McCluskey's heads at Louis Restaurant when he comes out of the can.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)

The orgy of violence when Bronson finally takes out the trash in Death Wish 3.

Bonus there Bronson had a helper so you could Pence's face over his.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (4ErVI)

212 How about p-chopping Trump's face on Michael Corleone's body as he slams the door on Kay (with the CNN logo) in Godfather Part II?
Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:36 PM (y9jfe)



Or when he gives Fredo the kiss of death.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (6g8GD)

213 207 See children, you were warned that smarties were a gateway drug.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (LWu6U)


Sweet Tarts. And candy dots on paper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)

214 KillJoys, the excellent Canadian sci fi show


Tell... Netflix or where? Why good? Give; me shove SMS and raw meat through USB...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (MiPrD)

215
Solozzo's/McCluskey's heads at Louis Restaurant when he comes out of the can.

Or when they open the package containing Luca Brasi's bulletproof vest (with CNN logo) that sent the message Luca sleeps with the fishes.

Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (y9jfe)

216 Wow, somebody else here knows who Steve Taylor is! Was just wondering what he's up to.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (FQKBL)

217 210 The actor playing Schmid was John Garfield who was a commie.
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (dmvvl)

Never knew his politics, but always liked his on screen work.

Oh well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (mbhDw)

218 There's a lady who's sure
all that glitters is gold.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (aMlLZ)

219 I miss the days when loose girls would shoot ping pong balls out of their vaj. Glitter would be a clean up problem.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (l4aLi)

220 Wow, somebody else here knows who Steve Taylor is! Was just wondering what he's up to.


Still in Aerosmith, i thought.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (Mouru)

221 Chocolate jimmies?



*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2017 08:32 PM (0mRoj)


Says someone who obviously didn't grow up near Philly.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (/o9Qk)

222 213 207 See children, you were warned that smarties were a gateway drug.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (LWu6U)


Sweet Tarts. And candy dots on paper.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)

Pixie sticks. You wake up in a strange playground under the monkey bars and wonder what the hell happened to ten hours of your life.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (QGoUX)

223 Oh,what a surprise,it was written by a commie too...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038000/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (rmVvL)

224 So is that a time traveler with a cell phone in a Charlie Chaplin film?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:41 PM (soOgU)

225 196
My experience with glitter dates to the early 80s. Close friends of mine essentially "invented" the phenomenon of face painting in clubs and at parties. I got into it as well and made some good bucks. When I finally hung up my palette, it took me about 5 years to finally de-glitter my clothes and my body. That stuff sticks to you like crazy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)

Oh my!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:41 PM (2qHjF)

226

Chocolate Jimmies are known as Dingleberries in NYC...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:41 PM (MiPrD)

227 209 46 Why on Earth would you bang a chicken? That's gross.
Posted by: That Hot Dog Waitress at July 05, 2017 08:06 PM (Tyii7)

In high school, I wouldn't even make eye contact with the girl everyone called "Chicken Legs".
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (lIZQs)


I dated a girl who, though very attractive and a fantastic kisser, was as flat a board. Her nickname was "Turkey Tits" which was a homophone to her name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)

228
223 Oh,what a surprise,it was written by a commie too...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038000/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (rmVvL)






It's Hollywood. You're not exactly narrowing it down.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (iFZVz)

229 See children, you were warned that smarties were a gateway drug.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (LWu6U)




Lik-m-aid.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (/o9Qk)

230 225
Oh my!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:41 PM (2qHjF)

Not homo clubs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)

231 Or the Mean Girls sequence where the goth chick "admits" (brags) that she set the queen bee up. Then the queen bee screams in frustration for like two minutes straight. Have to do more than edit the heads though. Have to change the audio to Trump bragging how he has punked CNN.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 08:43 PM (FUu/Z)

232 Something tells me a girl would not get excited if I did a bump of chocolate off of her nipples or clit as opposed to Cocaine.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:43 PM (2qHjF)

233 Sweet Tarts. And candy dots on paper.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)


Oh I loved candy dots on paper. Use to get them at a Ben Franklin store. (That's right...now get.off.my.lawn!)


I had a method of eating them too....wrap it around my finger and bite them off in a row. Move paper, eat next row, etc.

Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:43 PM (Enq6K)

234 I started with the candy cigarettes but within a few months I was up to bubblegum cigars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:43 PM (Mouru)

235 230 225
Oh my!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:41 PM (2qHjF)

Not homo clubs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)

Studio 54?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (2qHjF)

236 Is putting glitter up your vagina kind of like one of those hate mail glitter bombs you send to people you don't like?

How would this work? Does the old boyfriend stick it up there during a last fling to annoy the new boyfriend? Or is it for cheaters?

I am confused. What if they use your bed, then you get stuck the a glittery reminder of her cheating.

Or is it something the girl does to mark the penis of a man. OK, that would kind of work if a side chick did this, then the cheating guy would go home with a glitter dick to explain. "honest, hun. I was taking a leak at work and the glitter factory in the next office exploded."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (LWu6U)

237 Turkey tits......scribbles frantically.

Posted by: Killerdog at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (SmXeA)

238 MY GOD......................................IT'S FULL OF MEMES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: 2001 ends at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (ihtYN)

239 My experience with glitter dates to the early 80s. Close friends of mine essentially "invented" the phenomenon of face painting in clubs and at parties. I got into it as well and made some good bucks. When I finally hung up my palette, it took me about 5 years to finally de-glitter my clothes and my body. That stuff sticks to you like crazy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)


I...don't know what to say about this. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (aMlLZ)

240 I had a method of eating them too....wrap it around my finger and bite them off in a row. Move paper, eat next row, etc.

Ughhh... Ughhh... need smoke and drink...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (MiPrD)

241 233
I had a method of eating them too....wrap it around my finger and bite them off in a row. Move paper, eat next row, etc.
Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:43 PM (Enq6K)

Shove a wad in mouth, chew, swallow with paper pulp. Flatbush, circa 1969.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)

242 Oh my!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 08:41 PM (2qHjF)

Not homo clubs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)



So then these were the STRAIGHT clubs where guys had their faces painted with...uh, glitter, then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (Mouru)

243 228 Well,now it's all commie but it wasn't back than.

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (rmVvL)

244 Well, Gentlemen, that's one way to shame guys out of grabbing more poon. Pulls his hand back and it looks like Michael Jackson's glove

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 05, 2017 08:45 PM (6FqZa)

245 I keep mixing up Cate Blanchett and Emma Watson. Blanchett was compass, Emma was fur oil.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 05, 2017 08:45 PM (xAvrH)

246 I dated a girl who, though very attractive and a
fantastic kisser, was as flat a board. Her nickname was "Turkey Tits"
which was a homophone to her name.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)


A homophone for turkey tits.

Turk Etits? Who names their kid that?

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:45 PM (/o9Qk)

247
When I finally hung up my palette, it took me about 5 years to finally de-glitter my clothes and my body. That stuff sticks to you like crazy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)







And it totes had nothing do do with someone spending a lot of time in titty bars. Totes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2017 08:45 PM (iFZVz)

248 The dots were good but I did not like when I got paper in my mouth.

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (rmVvL)

249 SnatchSparkle Brand Glitter!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (0mRoj)

250 239
I...don't know what to say about this. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (aMlLZ)


The perfect way to meet chicks and get laid. Oh, the Reagan years. *sign*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (mbhDw)

251

Emma Watson fur?

Go on...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (MiPrD)

252

how about Trump's face on Luke Skywalker as he cuts down Darth Vader

Posted by: Dr Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (y9jfe)

253 244 Well, Gentlemen, that's one way to shame guys out of grabbing more poon. Pulls his hand back and it looks like Michael Jackson's glove
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 05, 2017 08:45 PM (6FqZa)

And now we have a new handle for PDT:

Glitterpalms.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (hcyUh)

254 I will never think of JJ Sefton again without thinking of him covered in glitter from clubs.


*uncha uncha uncha uncha*

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (/o9Qk)

255 Shove a wad in mouth, chew, swallow with paper pulp. Flatbush, circa 1969.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (mbhDw)

You were hardcore, J.J.....

Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (Enq6K)

256 246 A homophone for turkey tits.

Turk Etits? Who names their kid that?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:45 PM (/o9Qk)


Virgil Solozzo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (mbhDw)

257 250 239
I...don't know what to say about this. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 08:44 PM (aMlLZ)


The perfect way to meet chicks and get laid. Oh, the Reagan years. *sign*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (mbhDw)

Wish I'd known such a secret.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (0mRoj)

258 213 207 See children, you were warned that smarties were a gateway drug.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (LWu6U)


Sweet Tarts. And candy dots on paper.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)

Pixie sticks. You wake up in a strange playground under the monkey bars and wonder what the hell happened to ten hours of your life.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (QGoUX


All ways for the Citric Acid cartels to get children hooked.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (lIZQs)

259 "But I don't know about glitter. A1 Steak Sauce, maybe."

A top notch chuckle. Thank you Ace.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (ZTRlp)

260 254 I will never think of JJ Sefton again without thinking of him covered in glitter from clubs.

*uncha uncha uncha uncha*
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (/o9Qk)


I wasn't "covered" in it, but the excess does get on you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

261 Paging J.J. Sefton, J.J. Sefton, please pick up the homophone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (Mouru)

262 Club kids, JJ?

Michael Alig was...a sick motherfucker.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (4ErVI)

263 258
All ways for the Citric Acid cartels to get children hooked.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:47 PM (lIZQs)

Zotz. That had to be like raw citric acid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

264

Arcing ropes of glitter...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (MiPrD)

265 I wasn't "covered" in it, but the excess does get on you.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

We're still talking about glitter, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (hcyUh)

266 261 Paging J.J. Sefton, J.J. Sefton, please pick up the homophone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (Mouru)


I got more pussy doing that than you've had hot meals.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:49 PM (mbhDw)

267 What are commonly referred to as GIFs are in reality animated GIFs - a series of still images knitted together that when viewed appear to be motion - much like the old Cracker Jacks toy that one would flip a series of cards.

Posted by: gNewt at July 05, 2017 08:49 PM (n1b3L)

268 Clutch Cargo - prayers for you and your Mom. You're a hell of a trooper.

And love the nic btw. I thought I was the only one that remembered that pinnacle of animation art.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2017 08:49 PM (tr2D7)

269 If there's glitter in the slitter you can bet it's on the shitter.

Posted by: Allahtwitter at July 05, 2017 08:49 PM (BO/km)

270 265 I wasn't "covered" in it, but the excess does get on you.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

We're still talking about glitter, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (hcyUh)


No, that was in fact semen. My own.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:50 PM (mbhDw)

271 It was one man and they were already in trouble. Now Trump is getting some allies and all CNN has is journalism majors.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2017 08:50 PM (ysprU)

272
223 Oh,what a surprise,it was written by a commie too...
Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:40 PM (rmVvL)

I used to watch a lot of old movies, and whenever I saw one which was America hating, commie loving, anti-freed crap I would look it up and find that half the people involved were working under a pseudonym because they were blacklisted. The more I learned, the more I realized that McCarthy was right.

These pinko apologists - I would like to see them defend a movie like, fore example No Down Payment (1957) or dozens of others that should have never been made.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:51 PM (LWu6U)

273 10 Meanwhile the National Laughingstock has an in-depth fascinating investigative piece that shows mosquitos to be, get this, racist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)

Joosquitos?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 05, 2017 08:51 PM (ZTRlp)

274 I told myself that I was just gonna lurk and read, and then glerpes happened.

Thread winner for the whole day!

Posted by: navybrat at July 05, 2017 08:51 PM (w7KSn)

275
Okay kids. Off to bed. See you in the AM.

Zei gezunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:51 PM (mbhDw)

276 No, that was in fact semen. My own.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:50 PM (mbhDw)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:51 PM (hcyUh)

277

The perfect way to meet chicks and get laid. Oh, the Reagan years. *sign*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:46 PM (mbhDw)


Man don't I know it. That period was epic.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 08:51 PM (aMlLZ)

278 I see this thread is going downhill fast.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (soOgU)

279 Silva rockin' the cheekbones! I wonder if he's Indian too.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (xAvrH)

280 The palate with the pussy's in the clitter with the glitter!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Court Jester at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (QGoUX)

281 269 If there's glitter in the slitter you can bet it's on the shitter.
Posted by: Allahtwitter at July 05, 2017 08:49 PM (BO/km)


And girls drinking beer on the beach were worried about getting sand in their Schlitz.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:53 PM (lIZQs)

282 I see this thread is going downhill fast.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (soOgU)



Just wait. We've hardly addressed the hot dog waitress.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:53 PM (Mouru)

283 278 I see this thread is going downhill fast.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (soOgU)

Don't think of it as "downhill". Think of it as "Careening at break-neck pace along the bottom of the ravine".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:53 PM (hcyUh)

284 Movie became an ad for more socialism,I had to change it.The actor playing Schmid was John Garfield who was a commie.

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 08:38 PM (rmVvL)



Hollywood has always been loaded with commies. They weren't out in the open about it back then or supporting FDR gave them cover for being commies but they tried to get their message in movies even then

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:54 PM (auHtY)

285 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2017 08:53 PM (Mouru)

I did. :^) I didn't really understand why someone would admit to watching that.

Good night

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:54 PM (soOgU)

286 I wasn't "covered" in it, but the excess does get on you.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 05, 2017 08:48 PM (mbhDw)


Dammit, JJ, don't ruin my fantasies!

*uncha uncha uncha uncha*

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 08:54 PM (/o9Qk)

287 Racist mosquitos?

Genderfluid fleas.

Tranny cockroaches.

Sexist rats.

It'll go on and on because that's the only way they view the world now. Reality left the building during the Obama years.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 05, 2017 08:54 PM (4ErVI)

288 The Time Traveller video..... Somebody is fucking with us.
-----------
There's a similar NYC Turn of the Century street scene showing something similar. Commenters showed that there was a patented hearing-aid that was like a flip-phone. It might have been included in a very old ONT. I think from that site that has all the hi-def updates of old photos or odd things like 1890's bathing-suit beauties IIRC.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 08:55 PM (nlbfN)

289 glikkake?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:55 PM (0wem/)

290 Posted by: @DangerGirl

Arethra? Gipple? Loreola?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:55 PM (LWu6U)

291 see this thread is going downhill fast.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (soOgU)

It's a glittery slope.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:56 PM (lIZQs)

292 Now Trump is getting some allies and all CNN has is journalism majors.

-
Well, they've got MOAB. Mother Of All Butthurt.

Posted by: I'm Anonosaurus Wrecks and I approved this message at July 05, 2017 08:56 PM (Nwg0u)

293 You should change up the order of things if you are trying to to get the glitter to adhere. glitterbackshot?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:56 PM (0wem/)

294

Epic Business Idea.

You fund it, I'm the Idea Person. 50/50 split.

Two Words... HOBO GLITTER.

Various color combos. Scents. IR reflective to make hunting under NVG easier.

FORTUNA!

Call me... best partnership deal in 24 hours wins...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:56 PM (MiPrD)

295 283 278 I see this thread is going downhill fast.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2017 08:52 PM (soOgU)

Don't think of it as "downhill". Think of it as "Careening at break-neck pace along the bottom of the ravine".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 08:53 PM (hcyUh)



Careening? More like a power dive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 05, 2017 08:57 PM (SRKgf)

296 >>>280 The palate with the pussy's in the clitter with the glitter!

Palate with the pallette works better no?

The cooze with the hues has the lymon colored hyman

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 08:57 PM (8rNrN)

297
There's a similar NYC Turn of the Century street scene showing something similar. Commenters showed that there was a patented hearing-aid that was like a flip-phone. It might have been included in a very old ONT. I think from that site that has all the hi-def updates of old photos or odd things like 1890's bathing-suit beauties IIRC.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 08:55 PM


I remember that one! Maybe it was from Shorpy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2017 08:58 PM (IqV8l)

298 Don't think of it as "downhill". Think of it as "Careening at break-neck pace along the bottom of the ravine".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July




white knuckle bareback race

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 08:58 PM (0wem/)

299 *Now Trump is getting some allies and all CNN has is journalism majors. *

Mizzu to the CNN rescue!

Oh. Wait. CNN is doomed.

Posted by: tbodie at July 05, 2017 08:58 PM (PoGrh)

300 The mosquito lobby was very effective in getting DDT banned.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 08:59 PM (lIZQs)

301 Y5, check your email.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2017 08:59 PM (hscyr)

302 *eyes wide*

I just watched the charlie chaplin movie clip with the time traveler, then a couple more on youtube.

what in the world? how in the heck?

Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:00 PM (6Xf+s)

303 But does it lead to a screw that is true or balls that are blue?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 09:01 PM (nlbfN)

304 A full 100% of the links in this post are related to silly things, with none of them related to the Norks, Syria or the opioid epidemic.

Childish and unprofessional.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at July 05, 2017 09:01 PM (acxjh)

305 oh. okay. a hearing aid. makes sense.

Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:02 PM (6Xf+s)

306 Tonight's Falcon 9 launch was the eighth from LC-39A this year, which I believe sets a record for the 50-year-old launch pad. There were nine Shuttle launches in 1985, but I think some of them were from 39B. Wikipedia doesn't say.

SpaceX has broken the record for the fastest turnaround at that pad twice this year. There were two Shuttles launched 17 days apart in 1985. SpaceX launched 14 days apart earlier this year, and tonight's launch was only 12 days after the last one.

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

307 Did they have hearing aids back in 1928?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (2qHjF)

308 >>Childish and unprofessional.

And?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (/tuJf)

309 Y5, check your email.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July



Bebes! Just did! That is the type of email I like to receive! Doubleshot of good news! Really a win win! When you pair up the good news like that it make my evening!

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (0wem/)

310 Arethra? Gipple? Loreola?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 05, 2017 08:55 PM (LWu6U)


MULVA!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (/o9Qk)

311 can we start some #FakeNews that the new hot trend is "Starbursting," which consists of inserting starbursts into yourself?

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (8rNrN)

312 Maybe there's a "time traveler's guild", kinda like a "prime directive", where you're not allowed to let anyone before the invention of time travel know that time travel exists.

I can't imagine that lasting long, though. People really, really suck at following laws. Apparently that includes the laws of physics now. Or not. I don't know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (hcyUh)

313 Everyone have a piece of my birthday cake. It has glitter on it, see? Show everone the cake.

Posted by: Hyman Roth at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (lIZQs)

314 More gifs here.

This one thanks to DangerGirl:



I love that one. Especially the Trump face

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)

315 MULVA!
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (/o9Qk)

Celeste?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 09:04 PM (hcyUh)

316 MULVA!


Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM (/o9Qk)

I just watched that episode earlier tonight.

Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 09:04 PM (Enq6K)

317 287:Tranny cockroaches.



Bloom County had that covered.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2017 09:04 PM (pY+s4)

318 *SpaceX has broken the record for the fastest turnaround at that pad twice this year. There were two Shuttles launched 17 days apart in 1985. SpaceX launched 14 days apart earlier this year, and tonight's launch was only 12 days after the last one.
Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 09:02 PM (sdi6R)*

So, SpaceX has rented Ace's time machine to cheat and make . gov look bad!

Posted by: tbodie at July 05, 2017 09:05 PM (PoGrh)

319 MULVA!
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July




you know that is really finnuer than most people know because his father's mothers name was avlum.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:05 PM (0wem/)

320 Did they have hearing aids back in 1928?


Yes, you put your hand to your ear and said "Speak up!"

Posted by: dantesed at July 05, 2017 09:05 PM (88xKn)

321 311 Hmm,they would melt I think....

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 09:05 PM (rmVvL)

322 glitter capsules in your vagina

Shiny - wait what?

Posted by: Mal is confused at July 05, 2017 09:06 PM (FhXTo)

323 Starfish Starburst, now with glitter!

Posted by: Allatwitter at July 05, 2017 09:06 PM (BO/km)

324 I love that one. Especially the Trump face

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)


Seriously. That makes the entire thing.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 09:07 PM (/o9Qk)

325 Shorpy! That's it. Although it might not have been the site. I'm on a PITA tablet but maybe a keyboarder could search Shorpy for "time traveler" or "traveller" (if it's a British site)?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (nlbfN)

326 my kids tried quite a few times to melt starbursts in the microwave. they were like plastic.

in the body, wouldn't be pretty. . .IMO

Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (6Xf+s)

327 KillJoys, the excellent Canadian sci fi show


Tell... Netflix or where? Why good? Give; me shove SMS and raw meat through USB...

Posted by: Ginger Frankenstein, Esq., Elk Lubricator at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (MiPrD)


SyFy Channel. Ugh, it hurt to type that.

1. Eye Candy Cast for Both Sexes;
2. Very Complicated, But Interesting Plot;
3. Lots o' Killin';
4. Nice World Building;
5. Humor in Addition to Pain and Strife; and,
6. Interplanetary Bounty Hunters.

I binge-watched the first two seasons last year in one weekend, and wept bitter tears when my favorite character passed (sorry, already REVEALED that above):

http://www.listal.com/sarah-power_ii

Oh, also, there is a chick with a mechanical arm that is also a gun and a multi-tool (the arm, not the chick).


On SyFy as well is Dark Matter, which also started it's 3rd season a few weeks ago. Same same reasons as above, sans the Bounty Hunter angle, and a bit, well, darker, than KillJoys. Excellent show.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (wOq8U)

328 so we are clear, has someone checked on whether applying vagina glitter via shotgun shells is approved? maybe a paintball gun with glitter balls?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (0wem/)

329 Girls in my 8th grade class were putting Skittles up their vaginas for their boyfriends to eat. They were shipped off to boarding school the next year.

I like the idea of Starbursting becoming a thing.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (2qHjF)

330 Pretty sure I've got dibs on Stinkiest Dude in Horde right now.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (fiGNd)

331 I love the dog who is so proud of her bone and wants to show owner.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 05, 2017 09:09 PM (toi7g)

332 Old and busted: Tie a cherry stem with her tongue
New Hotness: Unwrap a Starburst with her...

you see where i'm going with this.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 09:09 PM (hcyUh)

333 They're ALL a good boy. I bet they go thru a roomba a year though.

Posted by: DaveA at July 05, 2017 09:09 PM (FhXTo)

334 ATnT planted moles at CNN to drive the Trump mania and drive its stock value down.

Posted by: gNewt at July 05, 2017 09:09 PM (n1b3L)

335
Maybe there's a "time traveler's guild", kinda like a "prime directive", where you're not allowed to let anyone before the invention of time travel know that time travel exists.

I can't imagine that lasting long, though. People really, really suck at following laws. Apparently that includes the laws of physics now. Or not. I don't know.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 09:03 PM


Nah, there would always be a Dr. Smith to screw it up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2017 09:10 PM (IqV8l)

336 Oh, also, there is a chick with a mechanical arm that is also a gun and a multi-tool (the arm, not the chick).
Played by Michelle Fields?

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 09:10 PM (rmVvL)

337 Nerds in the vagina to snack on could be a thing as well I could get behind.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:10 PM (2qHjF)

338 should have said in CNN with glitter

Posted by: gNewt at July 05, 2017 09:10 PM (n1b3L)

339 I wonder what happens when you combine the glitter pill with wasp nests and then steam the vaj.

Posted by: no good deed at July 05, 2017 09:11 PM (hsb2w)

340 Glitter moles?

Posted by: gNewt at July 05, 2017 09:11 PM (n1b3L)

341 'Tis time for bed. Later, my Hordefriends.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 05, 2017 09:11 PM (/o9Qk)

342 337 Nerds in the vagina to snack on could be a thing as well I could get behind.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:10 PM (2qHjF)


Dude ... chics with their own mailing address is a fetish you should experiment with for a bit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 05, 2017 09:12 PM (fiGNd)

343 On SyFy as well is Dark Matter, which also started it's 3rd season a few weeks ago. Same same reasons as above, sans the Bounty Hunter angle, and a bit, well, darker, than KillJoys. Excellent show.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 05, 2017 09:08 PM (wOq8U)


Yeah Killjoys and dark matter and pretty good. I was watching them since they started.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 09:12 PM (aMlLZ)

344 If your going to bang a chick that is using glitter, you better be fitted for some of those old curb finders, You ain't even gonna feel the sides.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 09:12 PM (D24Mk)

345 339 I wonder what happens when you combine the glitter pill with wasp nests and then steam the vaj.
Posted by: no good deed at July 05, 2017 09:11 PM (hsb2w)

Milo Yiannopolous happens.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 09:13 PM (hcyUh)

346 But what about the children born afterwards?


http://tinyurl.com/y72ybof3

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 09:13 PM (lIZQs)

347 I missed the first few episodes of Dark Matter so I'm catching up with it, slowly. I just watch it from the SyFy website. Recording KillJoys.

Both shows are solid.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2017 09:13 PM (pY+s4)

348 Bebes! Second was even better!

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:13 PM (0wem/)

349 Dude ... chics with their own mailing address is a fetish you should experiment with for a bit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July




by mailing address he meant zip code.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:14 PM (0wem/)

350 I missed the first few episodes of Dark Matter so I'm catching up with it, slowly. I just watch it from the SyFy website. Recording KillJoys.

Both shows are solid.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2017 09:13 PM (pY+s4)

I hope on dark matter they let the android do her human side more. Really can't handle the George Jetson looking android thing she does.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at July 05, 2017 09:15 PM (aMlLZ)

351 From RedState:

Donald Trump Promises To Get Rid Of That Turbulent First Amendment

Yesterday in a rally in Texas, Donald Trump promised the cheering crowd that if he is elected that he will gut the First Amendment. ...

TRUMP: Washington Post, I have to tell you, I have respect for Jeff Bezos, but he bought the Washington Post to have political influence, and I gotta tell you, we have a different country than we used to have. We have a different...he owns Amazon, he wants political influence so that Amazon will benefit from it, that's not right. And believe me, if I become president, oh, do they have problems. They're going to have such problems.

CNN appears to be totally justified in reporting that PDT attracts flies like shit.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 05, 2017 09:15 PM (sUljf)

352 Have to consult the noted gynoclebrity, Gwenyth Paltrow, who endorsed vaginal steaming, Yelp FTW!

Posted by: Very Undude at July 05, 2017 09:16 PM (2X7pN)

353 349 Dude ... chics with their own mailing address is a fetish you should experiment with for a bit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July

by mailing address he meant zip code.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:14 PM (0wem/)


Although ... I've heard ... the best thing about dating a homeless chic is you can drop her ass off anywhere.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 05, 2017 09:16 PM (fiGNd)

354 bebe's........coming to Vegas?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 05, 2017 09:17 PM (mMeIQ)

355 Although ... I've heard ... the best thing about dating a homeless chic is you can drop her ass off anywhere.

I denounce myself.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July




that is funny, however, by zip code I meant that huge.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:17 PM (0wem/)

356 You ain't even gonna feel the sides.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 09:12 PM

Hotdog in a hallway.

Speaking of which, have you seen the waitress video?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 05, 2017 09:17 PM (toi7g)

357 WDS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (0wem/)

358 CNN appears to be totally justified in reporting that PDT attracts flies like shit.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at July 05, 2017 09:15 PM (sUljf)

====

It will be an early night for him in November 2020.

Posted by: GOULD at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (segId)

359 yellow sky in the west.

massive sycamore just outside the open window

its branches vertical from high above reach down toward the lilly bed,
lillies orange blooms like birds craning all toward the same morning sunspot,
i sit just inside, wondering whether the rain is bouncing off the street or if that's steam from the warm tar mix--

it's rain. I can hear it hitting leaves. more gray now in the yellow sky.

Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (6Xf+s)

360 CNN appears to be totally justified in reporting that PDT attracts flies like shit.


Well, you do seem to post about him a lot, and you do seem to consider yourself a gadfly...

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (bZ7mE)

361 "They're going to have such problems. "

And he was right!

Posted by: Allatwitter at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (BO/km)

362 Alexa,

Who created that CNN meme? Cross-reference with Google, please.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (ysprU)

363 351. Heh...nicely socked! So, who is it, really?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 05, 2017 09:19 PM (TwwWO)

364 Did they have hearing aids back in 1928?
-----
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_hearing_aids

Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 09:19 PM (nlbfN)

365
Damn, I was off watching Tucker and missed this. Damn, damn, damn.

I saw this glitter pill thing the other night (and article about it, I must clarify, since, well, this is the Horde) and somehow it didn't stick in my mind.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 05, 2017 09:19 PM (8O3HH)

366 Hey Billy,is it everything you wished for 6 months into Hillary's presidency?Oh....

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 09:19 PM (rmVvL)

367 Old and busted: Tie a cherry stem with her tongue


I don't know much about this, but my daughter can remove the center of a mini pretzel, leaving just a heart shape. Luckily for me, she's never even been on a date (I hope).

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 05, 2017 09:19 PM (lIZQs)

368 seems the best thing for cnn is to lie back and think of the upper west side.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:20 PM (0wem/)

369 Early night for Bill W., I see....

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2017 09:21 PM (bZ7mE)

370 J.J. Sefton @136:

[But she's a wymyn so we've got to pretend she was the greatest pilot ever
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 05, 2017 08:20 PM (auHtY)]

"She was no Jackie Cochran."

I am so late with this, but I am damn glad someone thought of her.

Posted by: JPS at July 05, 2017 09:22 PM (9ziuC)

371 344 If your going to bang a chick that is using glitter, you better be fitted for some of those old curb finders, You ain't even gonna feel the sides.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 09:12 PM (D24Mk)

After 8 seconds, who cares?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 05, 2017 09:22 PM (ZTRlp)

372 -Bill Wynn
-Red State Headline

LMFAO! Hell of a socking!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:23 PM (2qHjF)

373 what in the world? how in the heck?
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:00 PM (6Xf+s)

Yeah....seems like there has to be a reasonable explanation, but I can't think of what it could be. Freaky.

Posted by: April at July 05, 2017 09:23 PM (e8PP1)

374 Rusty Nail- video is not an option on dial up.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2017 09:23 PM (D24Mk)

375 Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 05, 2017 08:39 PM (FQKBL)

One of my favorite singers as a teen.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 05, 2017 09:23 PM (rp9xB)

376 I for one welcome our new sexbot overlords...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/269216/

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 09:25 PM (rmVvL)

377 If it's sticking to your mind, you're inserting in the wrong place!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 09:25 PM (nlbfN)

378 354 bebe's........coming to Vegas?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 05, 2017 09:17 PM (mM

Yep. Booked.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 05, 2017 09:25 PM (hscyr)

379 by mailing address he meant zip code.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 05, 2017 09:14 PM


Yoo hoo!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 05, 2017 09:27 PM (DMUuz)

380 Trump is living rent free in our resident trolls head. Thankfully, he only posts once, jackoffs at the responses, and then goes to bed. Because, its an early night.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2017 09:28 PM (pY+s4)

381 364 Did they have hearing aids back in 1928?
-----
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_hearing_aids
Posted by: andycanuck at July 05, 2017 09:19 PM (nlbfN)

Thanks! Looks like the time traveler was merely using a German electronic hearing aid.

Interesting and smart product placement considering 1928 and I'll assume electronic hearing aids were an expensive luxury and a sign of status.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:28 PM (2qHjF)

382 It's been a long time since I've seen this much hate for glitter that didn't involve a Mariah Carey flick.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 05, 2017 09:28 PM (66CWr)

383 To be fair, I believe Trump was calling out Bezos getting 60 or 600 million for a CIA contract that may be going directly to the Washington Post.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:30 PM (2qHjF)

384 Surely been mentioned by now, but hold out for heapin-helpin's of KABOOM, Ace.

Admittedly, I've never seen it, but LIFE had poisonous sugar while lacking the
leftover paint shades used on barns, big tents of the circus, dunno what else, of
Kaboom's palate. Cereal... Anyone in New Englandish areas remember Maltex?

DJT has dumb cats to do the lazer pointer. Most cats, eventually will leave the
room in disgust. Then again I've had a few interesting cats, one who really did
like to fetch busy-balls, at least until she tired of same.

The status for tiredness of winning, check [x] not at all tired of winnig for me,
please.

Posted by: micky at July 05, 2017 09:30 PM (dF9Lb)

385 My dumb pitbull has a big pink spot on his upper lip (for lack of a better term) from chasing his ball on the driveway. Doofus....looks ridiculous.

Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2017 09:31 PM (Enq6K)

386 Hobo gym girl changed times. I saw at the grocery store. Tan as fuck and looking near perfect. I think she may be a nude model. The exercises she does are like simulated sex.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:32 PM (2qHjF)

387 Bill Wynn

speaking of #shitposters

Posted by: Mal is confused at July 05, 2017 09:32 PM (FhXTo)

388
In information you might not want to know: You know how we have gut flora, and how important that is turning out to be in all sorts of interesting ways (such as maybe having something to do with obsesity and metabolism).

Well, Ms. Happy has her own flora too, a specific population adapted for the vagina, which is as important as the gut bacteria.

Summer's Eve is actually bad for that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at July 05, 2017 09:34 PM (8O3HH)

389 Bang a chicken? Heck no.
Bang Bang Chicken? Delicious!

Posted by: Torquemada at July 05, 2017 09:34 PM (0m0zi)

390 I love the First Lady fashion stories in Breitbart. right now there's a pic of President Trump and Melania that's really a smile. He's holding out his hand, as if to say, check her OUT

Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:35 PM (6Xf+s)

391 Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2017 08:00 PM (Tyii7)

... and it was. Sorry. That kaboom post from, what? 2 years ago, now?, oh, that
was precious.

Posted by: micky at July 05, 2017 09:37 PM (dF9Lb)

392 387. Pfft! No shitposter, that one. Why, even a disgusting weeb would do a better job.
Low energy. Sad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 05, 2017 09:37 PM (TwwWO)

393 He's holding out his hand, as if to say, check her OUT

No, she is refusing to hold his hand because SHE HATES HIM!!!!

Posted by: This...is CNN at July 05, 2017 09:37 PM (qJhUV)

394 Can anyone confirm Wolf Blitzer's cell phone number?

I want to ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can.

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2017 09:37 PM (jw2Xw)

395 386 Hobo gym girl changed times. I saw at the grocery store. Tan as fuck and looking near perfect. I think she may be a nude model. The exercises she does are like simulated sex.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 05, 2017 09:32 PM (2qHjF)


Well ...

... Good Judgement comes from Wisdom. Wisdom comes from Bad Judgement.

Whatever you do - you owe us the story.

Heh ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 05, 2017 09:38 PM (fiGNd)

396 OT: why is Obama allowed to speak of anything, in other countries, or here, in
some public setting? Nevermind.

Posted by: micky at July 05, 2017 09:39 PM (dF9Lb)

397 Bebe.......WOOHOO!

Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 05, 2017 09:40 PM (mMeIQ)

398 394 Can anyone confirm Wolf Blitzer's cell phone number?

I want to ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can.

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2017 09:37 PM (jw2Xw)

++++

That would be silly. Ask him if his refrigerator is running.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 09:41 PM (FUu/Z)

399 359 yellow sky in the west.

massive sycamore just outside the open window

its branches vertical from high above reach down toward the lilly bed,
lillies orange blooms like birds craning all toward the same morning sunspot,
i sit just inside, wondering whether the rain is bouncing off the street or if that's steam from the warm tar mix--

it's rain. I can hear it hitting leaves. more gray now in the yellow sky.
Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:18 PM (6Xf+s)


That sounds like a poem. Nice.

Posted by: rickl at July 05, 2017 09:42 PM (sdi6R)

400 394 Can anyone confirm Wolf Blitzer's cell phone number?

I want to ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can.

Posted by: fluffy at July 05, 2017 09:37 PM (jw2Xw)

++++

That would be silly. Ask him if his refrigerator is running.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 09:41 PM (FUu/Z)

He might like it if you called him Wolfie.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 05, 2017 09:43 PM (TisfY)

401
336 Oh, also, there is a chick with a mechanical arm that is also a gun and a multi-tool (the arm, not the chick).
Played by Michelle Fields?

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2017 09:10 PM (rmVvL)









Yeah, but does she have her own action figure?

Posted by: Jay J. Armes, Private Investigator at July 05, 2017 09:45 PM (iFZVz)

402 He might like it if you called him Wolfie.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 05, 2017 09:43 PM (TisfY)

I believe the style guide has it as "Celebrity Jeopardy non-Finalist Wolf Blitzer", but I could be wrong...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2017 09:46 PM (hcyUh)

403 Call him Volfie, me one schoene Volfie.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 05, 2017 09:47 PM (TisfY)

404 thank you, rickl. I wanted to take a picture to show you, but I didn't know where to host it quickly, so I tried to image it with words.

Posted by: booknlass at July 05, 2017 09:48 PM (6Xf+s)

405
Somewhere, there is beer.

Posted by: Dumon R. Holding at July 05, 2017 09:48 PM (m9X4Y)

406 OT: but the Toronto Maple Leafs have signed Hymen. No word as to whether or not this Hymen has glitter.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 05, 2017 09:49 PM (TisfY)

407 He might like it if you called him Wolfie.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 05, 2017 09:43 PM (TisfY)

++++

Perhaps some background music.
https://youtu.be/bMuDtfxAIKk

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2017 09:50 PM (FUu/Z)

408 Hoping Johnny Depp gets a knock on his door from the Secret Service. Let's see. What other big mouth celebtard has made threats against the president's life?

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2017 09:52 PM (jm1YL)

409 ONT up.

Posted by: GOULD at July 05, 2017 09:53 PM (segId)

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