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Oh, Canada!
Well, today is July 1, known to our brothers to the north as Canada Day, the equivalent of our Fourth of July. This year is the 150th anniversary of the confederation, the day on which the Dominion of Canada was formed.
The relationship between the United States and Canada is a remarkable one. We truly are brothers from the same mother, after all, when we won our independence from Britain in 1781, we did not execute the loyalists, but instead allowed them to leave. Most of them went to what would become Canada, meaning that our blood is their blood. We demanded to become citizens, they opted to remain subjects (a small but crucial distinction which echos in our national characters to this day), but still and all, we ARE from the same stock. Nevermind that today they are governed by an empty-headed progressive pretty boy (and really, is FluffyHair von FancySuit anything more than a cheap knock-off of our own SCOAMF?). Forget that their disastrous health system is being held up as something for us to emulate. Ignore the fact that they can be more socialist than we are because we are paying the freight for their defense (you might say that we're standing on guard for thee *wink*). These are simply merely the intra-familial differences that are well know to any human being. Canadians are our brothers, with ties forged not only of a common blood, but in the crucible of conflict and iron and death. Personally, I'm awfully glad to have them next door, that's one border we don't have to watch too closely, we know they've got our back. One day soon the blessings of liberty will be restored fully to both of our great nations, but right now, today, we Americans raise our drinks to you, Canada, and cheerfully shout:HAPPY 150TH CANADA! MANY HAPPY RETURNS, EH?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Big swingin Al at July 01, 2017 10:42 AM (OMJp1)
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Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 01, 2017 10:44 AM (TwwWO)
Plus, we invaded them in the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812, and got our asses kicked each time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 10:45 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 01, 2017 10:46 AM (TwwWO)
Well said. In our war with Mexico, Europe said we would lose. We stunned Europe by winning against all odds. Thank you General Scott.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 10:47 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at July 01, 2017 10:48 AM (TwwWO)
Building and fighting a fleet on Lake Champlain was everything a delaying action in the face of overwhelming force could be.
Traitorous bastard.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2017 10:48 AM (mkDpn)
ISTR the first Fallout game had the conquest of Canada in it. I would rather get Harper back as PM.
Is that possible?
Mexico is a lost cause.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 10:50 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Boots at July 01, 2017 10:51 AM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2017 10:53 AM (bpnFh)
Just think if Arnold was awarded command over Gates. And praised like Gates, since Arnold made victory at Saratoga possible.
The battle of Camden and the entire southern strategy of the British would have had much different results with Arnold in command, IMHO.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 10:54 AM (u82oZ)
I think Malin Akerman qualifies too.
Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at July 01, 2017 10:55 AM (nKvf5)
I also noticed that petty commercial fraud and deception are more common up there.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 01, 2017 10:56 AM (t5m5e)
I just finished the EMT and now have the weird news to read before I can get back to this thread, by which time there will probably be another thread.
And, yes, of course I have to read every comment.m Doesn't everyone?
AoSHQOCD is a terrible thing.
Posted by: Meticulously Mindful Moron at July 01, 2017 10:57 AM (Bd6VC)
Posted by: Colin at July 01, 2017 10:58 AM (pD+Lf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 01, 2017 10:58 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2017 10:59 AM (rXyHG)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 01, 2017 10:59 AM (hMwEB)
However, I did notice that there are, if anything, even more overweight people there than here, and tattoos on pretty much everyone who is not Asian or black. Not a handsome people.
I calls em as I sees em.
Posted by: pep at July 01, 2017 11:00 AM (LAe3v)
At Family reunions I can't tell the difference...
Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 11:00 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 01, 2017 11:00 AM (66CWr)
Posted by: pep at July 01, 2017 11:01 AM (LAe3v)
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Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2017 11:02 AM (ywNoU)
I just finished the EMT and now have the weird news to read before I can get back to this thread, by which time there will probably be another thread.
And, yes, of course I have to read every comment.m Doesn't everyone?
AoSHQOCD is a terrible thing.
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Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 11:03 AM (NgKpN)
Wierddave,
Where in the Northwest Territories?
Anyway your post is spot on.
My favorite place in the world is Quebec City. I think of it as New France in the sense that it has colonial French architecture and culture but a breezy informal New World attitude.
Whitehorse is interesting as well. Don't know of any other place in the world that has a bar where you can have a drink (i.e. sourtoe cocktail) with an amputated toe in the glass.
Posted by: Levin at July 01, 2017 11:03 AM (PNwAd)
My experience with Canadians is that on average, they are more risk-averse than Americans. They want a guarantee.
I think that's probably a reflection of the climate, which, if you're not prepared, will kill you. Scandis, of which I am one, are very similar.
Posted by: pep at July 01, 2017 11:03 AM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2017 11:04 AM (ywNoU)
Is that strictly from Red Green or is it a widely used expression? I've heard it from another Canadian source, Bran Van 3000.
Posted by: fluffy at July 01, 2017 11:04 AM (jw2Xw)
But both countries ended up at the same place, didn't they? The Indians were dispossessed of their land and are doing terribly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2017 11:04 AM (O1Cni)
So here's to you, Canada, glorious and free. O Canada we stand on guard for thee!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:04 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Johnny at July 01, 2017 11:04 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 11:05 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2017 11:05 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: pep at July 01, 2017 11:05 AM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Locke Common at July 01, 2017 11:06 AM (xJfOT)
Well, maybe I'll get some painfully honest feedback from JackStraw in the near future.
Guess I'll get around to some breakfast and chores.
Posted by: teej at July 01, 2017 11:06 AM (NUb9I)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 01, 2017 11:06 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2017 11:06 AM (O1Cni)
Brooklyn: Ayyyye, how ya doin?
Canadian: How ya doin Eh?
Posted by: Scuba Dude at July 01, 2017 11:07 AM (YLciO)
Posted by: Colin at July 01, 2017 11:07 AM (pD+Lf)
Don't laugh, it's pretty great. Like a trip back to the 70s.
I can mention this before comment #100 because Lawrence Gowan is Canadian, so that counts. Because I say so!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:07 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 11:07 AM (VgThI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2017 11:08 AM (rXyHG)
Ask me how I know. There must still be swarms there that worship me as a providing God.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 11:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2017 11:08 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: pep at July 01, 2017 11:05 AM (LAe3v)
And where would America be without the Canadian Leslie Nielsen?
Posted by: RickZ at July 01, 2017 11:09 AM (84p6I)
The Maple Leaf Forever. A great song with lyrics ruined by PC Red Guards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2017 11:09 AM (O1Cni)
>>> I think that's probably a reflection of the climate, which, if you're not prepared, will kill you. Scandis, of which I am one, are very similar.
Eh?
Posted by: Russia at July 01, 2017 11:09 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 01, 2017 11:09 AM (KP5rU)
At Family reunions I can't tell the difference...
This is a family reunion for my wife's side of the family. They're all a bunch of rural folks- farmers and oil patch workers, welders and mechanic types. I told them that the only difference between this get-together and one down in the states is that down there, we'd have been shooting guns by now. ( We would too. Everyone's camped right by the Hay River, with huge clay bluffs on the other side. You could shoot all day and never worry about where the rounds were going, I've rarely seen a better natural shooting range)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2017 11:09 AM (bpnFh)
"Your tax dollars at work! Omarosa Manigault earns White House's max salary of $179k - the same as Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway - and MORE than Sarah Huckabee Sanders"
I predict the follow up story to "incompetent Russian puppet overpays incompetent yesmaam." will be
"Trump perpetuates wage gap in whitehouse: underpays Huckabee Sanders"
Posted by: The Oracle at Derf High at July 01, 2017 11:10 AM (7kbUP)
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 11:10 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 01, 2017 11:11 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2017 10:53 AM (bpnFh)
WD, it was a real pleasure to meet you and Gingy for lunch on Wednesday. Enjoy Dominion Day!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2017 11:11 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 11:10 AM (Fmupd)
Maybe you're thinking of redneck Canada where someone's sister bit a moose?
Posted by: RickZ at July 01, 2017 11:12 AM (84p6I)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at July 01, 2017 11:12 AM (ODbpK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2017 11:12 AM (i1DVT)
Cover your junk!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2017 11:12 AM (/tuJf)
Large mouth and small mouth bass, crappie, perch, muskies, northern pike...just a smorgasbord of fish. We'd shoot a few rabbits or squirrels and have backwoods surf-n-turf. Amazing times.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:12 AM (ul9CR)
I didn't know that. If I had a Canadian flag, I would fly it.
I'd have to put on pants first in order to go outside, though.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 11:14 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 01, 2017 11:14 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2017 11:14 AM (bpnFh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 11:14 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at July 01, 2017 11:12 AM (ODbpK)
Near Buffalo across the river in Ft. Erie, used to be the place to go to see strippers and pole dancing, etc...Don't know if that true anymore...As a young man I knew all the things.!
Posted by: Colin at July 01, 2017 11:15 AM (pD+Lf)
Eh?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 01, 2017 11:15 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Nebraskans at July 01, 2017 11:16 AM (7kbUP)
In fairness, in '76 it was an expat New York Loyalist who fired the critical cannon shot that killed Montgomery and his whole staff during the storming of Quebec while the Quebecois militia just ran away, and the British Army did the rest. I believe that the Canadians proper largely sat out the fight, not being motivated to interfere in an intra-Anglo spat....
Posted by: Gray Fox at July 01, 2017 11:16 AM (bZ7mE)
Still is. And the strippers tend to be a lot prettier and a whole lot less tatted-up than ours.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:16 AM (ul9CR)
Canadians are the kid that lived at home 'till he was thirty, and then moved out of his parents house, but just lived down the street.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 01, 2017 11:17 AM (S6Pax)
Peaceful?! The Canadian government *slaughtered* the Eskimo tribes' dogs and *forced* them to use snowmobiles (and this was relatively recently). On the surface this may not sound bad, but a snowmobile can't be fed fish so it's range is very constricted compared to a dog team.
Admittedly, I only found out about that in the last few years so, yeah, the crap we were taught about the moral superiority of the Canadian government is just that. And you are correct that the proof is in the outcome (and this comes from someone who agrees that many tribal practices *needed* to be stopped. The problem is that the governments suppressed the wrong practices and never were able to change the native world view as a whole to help them fit in).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 01, 2017 11:17 AM (rp9xB)
Australians, too. I met an Aussie chick once who just made me swoon. I wanted her so bad.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 11:18 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 01, 2017 11:19 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2017 11:19 AM (bpnFh)
Still is. And the strippers tend to be a lot prettier and a whole lot less tatted-up than ours.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:16 AM (ul9CR)
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So which lakes in Canada can you catch these strippers?
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 11:20 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at July 01, 2017 11:21 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: amy schumer at July 01, 2017 11:21 AM (nlbfN)
Of course he's not Canadian and the Rangers are in NYC but hockey!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2017 11:21 AM (/tuJf)
Still is. And the strippers tend to be a lot prettier and a whole lot less tatted-up than ours.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:16 AM (ul9CR)
*****
Victoria Inner Harbor on Canada Day. You can walk across the harbor just by going from boat to boat, usually having a beer in each one. Fantastic time...and yeah, very few tats.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2017 11:22 AM (KomcD)
Australians: the American version of the British.
Canadians: the British version of the Americans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2017 11:22 AM (O1Cni)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:23 AM (ul9CR)
"There's a petition for Nickelback to replace U2 in Canada Day performance"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7do3zcz
"We believe that it should be a Canadian band playing, not some drunk
annoying Irish people."
Posted by: X-ray at July 01, 2017 11:23 AM (br7RH)
Admittedly, I only found out about that in the last few years so, yeah, the crap we were taught about the moral superiority of the Canadian government is just that. And you are correct that the proof is in the outcome (and this comes from someone who agrees that many tribal practices *needed* to be stopped. The problem is that the governments suppressed the wrong practices and never were able to change the native world view as a whole to help them fit in).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 01, 2017 11:17 AM (rp9xB)
I have never heard that one, and I have lived here all my life. I remember, back in the early '80's, visiting an Eskimo Dog rescue shelter in Yellowknife, where the operator was trying to preserve sled dogs abandoned by the natives. Indians and Inuit took to the snow machines like a duck to water. Greatly extended their hunting range, and also reduced the amount of hunting they had to do, since no longer a dog team to feed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2017 11:23 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Fritz at July 01, 2017 11:24 AM (/HfBH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2017 11:24 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:25 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2017 11:19 AM (bpnFh)
Yeah, we had a real wet Spring here. Crops are doing well, although there are some patches where standing water killed them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2017 11:25 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 11:27 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2017 11:27 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 11:10 AM (Fmupd)
Maybe you're thinking of redneck Canada where someone's sister bit a moose?
Posted by: RickZ at July 01, 2017 11:12 AM (84p6I)
Shacked up with a moose in a trailer park
Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2017 11:29 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: goon at July 01, 2017 11:29 AM (EaQ6/)
Always enter with the tank topped off because their gas prices are ridiculous.
I just don't get the Tim Horton thing. The coffee sucks.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 01, 2017 11:29 AM (U6f54)
Interesting. I admit to not remembering the source as it's been about a decade since I read it. Maybe I hit Canada's equivalent of the SPLC and had no way of knowing that? I will certainly defer to your greater knowledge.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 01, 2017 11:29 AM (rp9xB)
Posted by: rickl
Since we're on that topic, I'd just like to point out the sheer gobsmacking loveliness of Teresa Palmer, the woman who played the love interest in Hacksaw Ridge.
Posted by: pep at July 01, 2017 11:30 AM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 01, 2017 11:30 AM (S6Pax)
Bob: "Six, six is 12, 30 is 42 beers. 42 metric beers."
Doug: "That's good for me eh. Count me in on metric."
Posted by: Muthaucker at July 01, 2017 11:30 AM (XtT5R)
Alexander Knox in Wilson and You Only Live Twice.
Gordon Pinsent in Colossus the Forbin Project.
Bruce Greenwood in 13 Days and National Treasure 2
And of course, Raymond Massey basically own the part of Abraham Lincoln.
Watch out for reporters that have quietly invaded the USA. I don't want to make you paranoid. Just sayin'.
Posted by: MichiCanuck at July 01, 2017 11:30 AM (tVoI/)
The big lake they call Gitchee-goomee
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:23 AM (ul9CR)
*****
So I'm guessing it's Lake LeBarge where the San Francisco tour groups go.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2017 11:31 AM (KomcD)
Too late. Canada invades at midnight.
Yet another international incident started here.
Posted by: fluffy at July 01, 2017 11:32 AM (jw2Xw)
Bob: "Six, six is 12, 30 is 42 beers. 42 metric beers."
Doug: "That's good for me eh. Count me in on metric."
Posted by: Muthaucker at July 01, 2017 11:30 AM (XtT5R)
*****
The ONLY kind of math allowed on Ace.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2017 11:33 AM (KomcD)
Best project I've ever been on! (Even aside from it being the first one in decades where the native language was English.)
Would love to go back.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 01, 2017 11:33 AM (o7l6R)
Flag Store USA is a great place to buy flags of all kinds. I've bought several US flags from there.
https://www.flagstoreusa.com/products/3-x-5-canada-flag/
Although if I wanted to buy a Canadian flag, maybe I should find one that was made in Canada.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 11:35 AM (sdi6R)
I calls em as I sees em.
Posted by: pep at July 01, 2017 11:00 AM (LAe3v) <<<
And the flappy tops of their heads certainly doesn't help.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 01, 2017 11:36 AM (E2jsN)
Posted by: Les Kinetic
I once had breakfast at the original Tim Horton's in Cochran, Ontario.
They had a big plaque on the wall, telling the Tim Horton's story.
Tim was a hockey player (of course) and started the store when his hockey career was over.
Started to be a success, got drunk one night and killed himself in a car wreck.
In many ways, this is the story of a lot of Canadians, especially the Indians.
My late uncle used to own an island with a cottage up in Lake Huron. He would make jokes about all the drunken Indian car wrecks up there, and all the taxis that existed in such a small town (to take all the drunken Indians home).
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 01, 2017 11:36 AM (S6Pax)
37 I live less than a mile from the Canadian border. I can almost see Canada from my house. 90% of my company's clients are Canadian. I've had many Canadian friends over the years. Many road trips to Toronto. Heck, my paternal grandmother was born in St. Catharines, ON (she became a US citizen.) And I still have relatives in CA.
So here's to you, Canada, glorious and free. O Canada we stand on guard for thee!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017
I grew up in St Catharines. And kudos for spelling it correctly.
I'm spending Canada Day in Cancun.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 01, 2017 11:36 AM (TisfY)
Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2017 11:36 AM (9TU00)
As a kid I thought a store at the end of a dock was the coolest thing ever. Pull the boat up to the pumps, gas up, then pull around to the boat "parking lot" and hit the store for supplies. Then fish off the dock while scarfing sel et vinaigre chips. Inside it looks too much like a modern convenience store rather than the olde-timey general store it used to be, but at least it looks the same outside:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y6wxqcpq
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:37 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2017 11:37 AM (TqmC9)
It comes naturally since I am 1/4 Canadian. Or 1/8, or something, eh?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:38 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Monty James at July 01, 2017 11:39 AM (arbxO)
It comes naturally since I am 1/4 Canadian. Or 1/8, or something, eh?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:38 AM (ul9CR)
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Do you have a Canuck Card? If not then I call BS.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 11:40 AM (Fmupd)
Started to be a success, got drunk one night and killed himself in a car wreck.
In many ways, this is the story of a lot of Canadians...
******
Ok. This just made me laugh.
No idea why.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2017 11:41 AM (KomcD)
Posted by: IC at July 01, 2017 11:42 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2017 11:37 AM (TqmC9)
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Nada.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 11:42 AM (Fmupd)
For a long time, the fact that he was drunk was covered up, because he was such a hero in Canada.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:43 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: teej at July 01, 2017 11:44 AM (NUb9I)
Posted by: Monty James
Well said.
They are, in truth, a very tough and heroic people.'
The sad thing is that the socialist disease that is killing the United Kingdom, has a real strong foothold in Canada. They are, in part, still trying to fight it off.'
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 01, 2017 11:44 AM (S6Pax)
side note, if one has been Pixy-banned, do you get any kind of message when you poat or does your comment just not show up?
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable! at July 01, 2017 11:45 AM (XRxxn)
Separate British colonies although what would become Ontario and Quebec had been united into one "Province" in the 1840s. Newfoundland and Labrador would stay a colony until 1949 when they voted to join the Canadian Confederation.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 01, 2017 11:45 AM (nlbfN)
Thanks Canada!
Posted by: fluffy at July 01, 2017 11:45 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2017 11:45 AM (bpnFh)
Posted by: The Moose that Roared Sorry Eh at July 01, 2017 11:45 AM (DxWUs)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:45 AM (ul9CR)
Happy Canada Day, coz!
Posted by: Gem at July 01, 2017 11:45 AM (uaHyk)
AMAC, a conservative seniors group has filed a formal protest with the FCC... against CNN...
It seems the FCC is chartered to ensure that KNOWINLY false information is not broadcast...
And... Russia Russia Russia...
Lawfare... they started it...
Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 11:46 AM (NgKpN)
MORE than Sarah Huckabee Sanders"
That ditzy Obamarama teevee chick is the one who convinced Trump to open up the federal checkbook and bail out a bunch of incompetently administered, academically submediocre, financially failing HBCUs.
Within literally hours of having their grip-and-grin appearance with Trump in the Oval Office, where they had been all friendly smiles and jocular quips, many of those very same HBCU university chancellors were rudely rubbishing Trump in press interviews.
She should have been fired.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 01, 2017 11:46 AM (ujwCG)
<<<<
He made a fine John Brown, too.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 01, 2017 11:47 AM (x3uSY)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 01, 2017 11:47 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:47 AM (ul9CR)
Rush, April Wine, FM, Saga
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:45 AM (ul9CR)
What no Rik Emmett and Triumph?
Posted by: The Moose that Roared Sorry Eh at July 01, 2017 11:48 AM (DxWUs)
Mexico otoh I'll only give a C- to, and that's generous.
And after thinking about this, I pulled up a Pew poll from 2014 (because there had to be one, natch) and it shows that Americans have an 81% favorable view of Canada, while only 39% hold a favorable view of Mexico.
Sounds about right. Happy birthday, Canada.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 01, 2017 11:48 AM (6jaju)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:49 AM (ul9CR)
Robbie Robertson
Posted by: teej at July 01, 2017 11:44 AM (NUb9I)
All of the members of The Band except for Levon Helm were Canadian.
That they wrote and performed such an evocative song about the Confederacy in the final days of the American Civil War is amazing.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 11:49 AM (sdi6R)
When I get a proxy that has been banned, there's a message showing the IP number that's been banned.
It used to be that your post would go up and then disappear a minute later.
When I try to post from my iphone, however, nothing at all happens. (but I think that's a separate issue)
Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2017 11:49 AM (TqmC9)
Canada actually wrote up an invasion plan for the United States. Not kidding - the US has filed away somewhere - an invasion plan for every country on Earth, so it makes sense Canada would have one for us. Just in case.
Anyway. The endgame for this plan was for Canada to...no shit...give it back.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 01, 2017 11:50 AM (17QyB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:49 AM (ul9CR)
Indeed, and despite the mockery, Nickelback puts on a hell of a live show. Say what some will about their songwriting (or lack thereof), they flat out blow the doors off the barn every show.
Posted by: The Moose that Roared Sorry Eh at July 01, 2017 11:51 AM (DxWUs)
Well, honestly, considering Detroit is right on their doorstep, can you blame them?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 01, 2017 11:51 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2017 11:14 AM (bpnFh)"
Walter Sobchak says he can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish...
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable! at July 01, 2017 11:51 AM (XRxxn)
Well, honestly, considering Detroit is right on their doorstep, can you blame them?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 01, 2017 11:51 AM (IcT7t)
*Our* plan, once we conquered Canada, was to bring them into the US as states.
Posted by: FCCS(SW/AW) Jeff Weimer, USN (ret) at July 01, 2017 11:53 AM (17QyB)
Posted by: Edward I at July 01, 2017 11:53 AM (PXj2C)
1. Send out post cards to every Canadian resident reading: You have been annexed by the USA. Your province is now your state. Your postal code is now your zip code. Taxes are due on April 15th.
Posted by: shibumi at July 01, 2017 11:53 AM (aT+Bx)
1. Send out post cards to every Canadian resident reading: You have been annexed by the USA. Your province is now your state. Your postal code is now your zip code. Taxes are due on April 15th.
Posted by: shibumi
You forgot
"Have a nice day!"
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 01, 2017 11:55 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: pongo at July 01, 2017 11:56 AM (9TltX)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 11:56 AM (ul9CR)
1. Send out post cards to every Canadian resident reading: You have been annexed by the USA. Your province is now your state. Your postal code is now your zip code. Taxes are due on April 15th.
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Don't forget prima nocta.
Posted by: Edward I at July 01, 2017 11:57 AM (PXj2C)
Canada is one of 2 countries besides the US (the other is Israel) that I would lay down my life for if it ever came to that.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2017 11:45 AM (bpnFh)
Don't forget Australia. Some Americans actually did give the their lives for her in the Battle of the Coral Sea.
The Aussies remember that. Too many Americans have never even heard of it.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 11:58 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 01, 2017 11:58 AM (nlbfN)
Anyway. The endgame for this plan was for Canada to...no shit...give it back.
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IMHO, the reason we haven't invaded Canada is because they don't have anything we REALLY want. If they did... well, they'd be ours.
Posted by: shibumi at July 01, 2017 12:00 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 01, 2017 12:01 PM (XUy8s)
Scarborough chuckled.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 01, 2017 12:01 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Tuna at July 01, 2017 12:01 PM (jm1YL)
Anyway. The endgame for this plan was for Canada to...no shit...give it back.
And to apologise for the bother.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 01, 2017 12:01 PM (XUy8s)
Mark Steyn
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at July 01, 2017 12:02 PM (lKyWE)
This one?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybslg829
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 12:02 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 01, 2017 12:02 PM (XUy8s)
Posted by: andycanuck
Leslie Neilsen's father was a Canadian Mountie. Leslie was talking about that once on the Tonight Show about 40 years ago.
His dad was, according to him, quite a tough guy and scary guy, and didn't take shit off of anybody (he didn't say that). Interesting that his brother was a major government figure in Canada.
If you remember, Leslie was a bit bowlegged. He had rickets as a kid from Vitamin C deficiency. Living up in the Great White North.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 01, 2017 12:03 PM (S6Pax)
Canada is one of 2 countries besides the US (the other is Israel) that I would lay down my life for if it ever came to that.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2017 11:45 AM (bpnFh)
Don't forget Australia. Some Americans actually did give the their lives for her in the Battle of the Coral Sea.
The Aussies remember that. Too many Americans have never even heard of it.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 11:58 AM (sdi6R)
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Unfortunately, Oz is being eaten up by socialism too. And no one there is really trying to fight it back.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 12:03 PM (Fmupd)
AMAC, a conservative seniors group has filed a formal protest with the FCC... against CNN...
It seems the FCC is chartered to ensure that KNOWINLY false information is not broadcast...
And... Russia Russia Russia...
Lawfare... they started it...
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Brilliant.
Also... at WZ, there's a stoyr about a Senator who is proposing a new deal in regards to sanctuary cities. If these cities don't want to cooperate with the federal authorities, then part of their budget will be taken and used to build the wall.
hahahahahha.
Posted by: shibumi at July 01, 2017 12:03 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 01, 2017 12:03 PM (XUy8s)
rickets as a kid from Vitamin C deficiency. Living up in the Great
White North.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 01, 2017 12:03 PM (S6Pax)
Rickets is D deficiency. Scurvy is C deficiency
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2017 12:04 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2017 12:05 PM (mkDpn)
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I'm in Michigan. The only resistance you'd had in the first two are the gangbangers, since the only real residents are typically black and really poor. As for not governing, for the first time in my adult life, Detroit has a white mayor and is doing... better. Flint? Black woman. Not doing as well.
Posted by: shibumi at July 01, 2017 12:05 PM (aT+Bx)
Vitamin D. Vitamin C deficiency causes scurvy. Both are a big problem in northern areas.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 01, 2017 12:05 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Muns at July 01, 2017 12:05 PM (fO+6C)
Posted by: Kindltot
WHATEVER!!
Sorry, you're right. But he did have rickets, which made him bowlegged.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled snark.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 01, 2017 12:05 PM (S6Pax)
Precious few these days.
Most modern Aussies have barely heard of WWII. Among those who have, they typically think WWII in the Pacific was somehow won by ANZAC coastwatchers. And they refer to Americans with the dismissive and nasty slang term of "seppos".
Posted by: torquewrench at July 01, 2017 12:07 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 01, 2017 12:07 PM (7uYFy)
Yes, his brother, Erik, was the M.P. from the Yukon for the Progressive Conservatives and made it into Cabinet. (And, yes, that was the party's oxymoronic name. Eventually taken over by our equivalent of RINOs they were wiped out electorally and eventually replaced by the Conservative Party of Canada that would be led by Stephen Harper until P.M. Zoolander won the two years ago.)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 01, 2017 12:07 PM (nlbfN)
Sounds like the problem is NeverTrump / Resistance in Pence's staff.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 01, 2017 12:07 PM (XUy8s)
Unfortunately, Oz is being eaten up by socialism too. And no one there is really trying to fight it back.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 12:03 PM (Fmupd)
I hear there is some pushback against Muslim immigration, though.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 12:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 01, 2017 12:10 PM (rp9xB)
Never Trump is alive in True North.
Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at July 01, 2017 12:10 PM (oBuXO)
Sounds like Mr.Pence needs to have a serious chat with said staff. United front and all that. If true that is.
Posted by: Tuna at July 01, 2017 12:11 PM (jm1YL)
As for Pellagra, bread is fortified and I believe some states make it mandatory to fortify flour
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2017 12:12 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2017 11:49 AM (TqmC9)
Thanks, must be something related to my machine then.
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable! at July 01, 2017 12:12 PM (XRxxn)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 01, 2017 12:02 PM (XUy8s)
There are places in Flint, Detroit, Toledo, and Rochester I'd advise you not to invade.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Rick in Casablanca at July 01, 2017 12:12 PM (sdi6R)
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Real or Fake News?
Who can tell any more?
Maybe it's Drudge Clickbait for NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: shibumi at July 01, 2017 12:13 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 12:03 PM (Fmupd)
Not enough maybe but there are some.
https://www.marklathamsoutsiders.com/video_editorials
Posted by: X-ray at July 01, 2017 12:13 PM (br7RH)
Nova Scotia gives Boston a huge Christmas tree every year in
appreciation of the aid Boston sent after a munitions ship blew up in
Halifax harbor in 1917.
That was the largest explosion in history until the first atomic bomb test.
Posted by: Little Boomer at July 01, 2017 12:15 PM (6fu25)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at July 01, 2017 12:15 PM (nlbfN)
And antlers on mooses
Timmy Ho's coffee, Eskimo papooses
Killer Rush albums like Farewell to Kings
These are a few tres Canadian things
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 12:15 PM (ul9CR)
So many things that we take for granted. Things we don't even know are connected because we aren't part of the process (like that this is the first I've heard of Pellarga). We are very blessed and the *true* wreckers that are the left have no idea what they are trying to break and just how hard it would be to replace.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 01, 2017 12:15 PM (rp9xB)
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Real or Fake News?
Who can tell any more?
Maybe it's Drudge Clickbait for NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: shibumi at July 01, 2017 12:13 PM (aT+Bx)
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I'll go with fake news. The MFM have been doing this (making up stories about discord in Trump's staff) since November after the election.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 12:19 PM (Fmupd)
Canadians have a choice. Then they come here, take jobs, and constantly talk about how much better they are than us.
I like Mexicans more than I like Canadians and I don't like Mexicans much.
Posted by: Oschisms at July 01, 2017 12:19 PM (70QTT)
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2017 12:20 PM (Ot7+c)
Whatever causes a sound, you hear the sound delayed.
Even light, speedy as it is, is nanoseconds away from your perceiving orbs.
And then there's the delay in processing to become aware of what your senses are telling you.
It's like, no matter how many clothes you wash, when you strip off at the end of the day, there's still more laundry.
The present is a place we head toward, but we really only experience life delayed slightly.
Which is to say, I caught up on comments. Now what? Quit reading and do other things, I guess.
Posted by: Meticulously Mindful Moron at July 01, 2017 12:20 PM (Bd6VC)
Posted by: Meticulously Mindful Moron at July 01, 2017 12:21 PM (Bd6VC)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 01, 2017 12:22 PM (pzA2L)
When I was 19 I worked the overnight shift at a McD's after it closed, cleaning the windows and booths, sweeping and mopping, emptying the grease traps, all that maintenance kind of stuff. Me and this black dude, all alone in the place all night.
We were so bad. We'd go up on the roof and smoke doobs and fire up the grills and make really good eats out of the ingredients at hand. Enormous amounts of Canadian bacon illicitly consumed.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 12:22 PM (ul9CR)
O Canada!
Posted by: KT at July 01, 2017 12:22 PM (BVQ+1)
The Pig War got its name from the inciting act, an unprovoked incursion by Canadian pigs on a peaceful potato farm. The American farmer defended his precious potato seedlings with lethal force (BBQ to follow) and the Canadian pig owner protested that the pigs dindu nuffin and were turning their lives around.
Obligatory historical note: Pickett of Pickett's Charge was up here during this incident. Good luck charging anything in the PNW, we've got serious glacial hills all over the place.
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at July 01, 2017 12:23 PM (hnzFp)
Posted by: Oschisms
Canadians aren't feral. How many murders by illegal Canadians have there been? Remind me.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 01, 2017 12:23 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2017 12:25 PM (Ot7+c)
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They may have forgotten much of WWII but never forgotten the Battle of Brisbane.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 01, 2017 12:25 PM (pzA2L)
the Canadian pig owner protested that the pigs dindu nuffin and were turning their lives around.
They were aspiring rooters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2017 12:27 PM (IqV8l)
Canadians aren't feral. How many murders by illegal Canadians have there been? Remind me.
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Yeah, but Canadians are rabid liberals. So they're not dangerous, but annoying.
Also... for the record, I wonder if the majority of murders in the US by Mexicans are from gangbangers and drug dealers. So NOT ordinary Mexican citizens.
Posted by: shibumi at July 01, 2017 12:27 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2017 12:28 PM (Ot7+c)
True. That sick, twisted F#*k Paul Bernardo never crossed the border. But holy shit were we living in fear during that murder spree. Everyone was convinced they'd seen the killer's Camaro with Canadian plates that everyone was watching for on our side of the border. At the time, I drove a Camaro similar to the one everyone was looking for and I matched his general description. Made me nervous to go out driving. I was like "I have NY plates, it's not me!"
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 01, 2017 12:28 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 12:28 PM (VgThI)
Thank you.
Scribbles and adds to military knowledge.
Have a great day, and may your SF continue to sell.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 12:29 PM (u82oZ)
We just got back from Toronto and a side trip to Niagara. Mr. WDS is Canadian and his family is all there.
The political correctness is astounding and things are WAY expensive.
Having relatives in Saskatchewan also.....the politics are very similar to here with the east coast, west coast and fly over country.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 01, 2017 12:31 PM (mMeIQ)
>>We were so bad. We'd go up on the roof and smoke doobs and fire up the grills and make really good eats out of the ingredients at hand. Enormous amounts of Canadian bacon illicitly consumed.
That's spooky. I had almost the exact same job also when I was 19. Only difference is my "partner" was a white ex-con drug addict.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2017 12:31 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 01, 2017 12:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: pep at July 01, 2017 12:35 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2017 12:28 PM (Ot7+c)
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A guy from Alberta and I had a debate over the 1st Ammendment a few years back. Canadians cannot grasp what it means.
I gave him a break though because nowadays many Americans can't grasp what the 1st Ammendment means.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 12:35 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 01, 2017 12:34 PM (oVJmc)
It is odd that Pence has been out of the news for awhile.
But then, there were weeks during Obama's "reign" where we didn't hear a peep out of SloJoe....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 01, 2017 12:36 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: fluffy at July 01, 2017 12:37 PM (jw2Xw)
When I first went into the US Army, there was a young lady at the processing station on her way out. Seems she had been recruited while visiting the US from Canada, and didn't have the right paperwork to actually join the Army. A fact which her recruiter had conveniently overlooked.
I only mention this because Private Morningstar was, to my young eyes, beautiful.
O Canada, indeed!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 01, 2017 12:37 PM (IcT7t)
But then, there were weeks during Obama's "reign" where we didn't hear a peep out of SloJoe....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 01, 2017 12:36 PM (7uYFy)
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Pence did a televised rally in coal country last week.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 12:40 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2017 12:20 PM (Ot7+c)
Israel is the 51st state.
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 12:41 PM (VgThI)
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 12:40 PM (Fmupd)
I missed that.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 01, 2017 12:42 PM (7uYFy)
*****
Back when it looked like Quebec was about to secede, the US did some interesting planning. Imagine a division of French troops there backed by Pluton missiles?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2017 12:42 PM (0tfLf)
Israel is the 51st state.
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 12:41 PM (VgThI)
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I'd rather have Israel as a state rather than Canada also.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 12:44 PM (Fmupd)
just giving back as good as I've gotten over the last 24 hours. Believe
me, it's all said with love. Canada is one of 2 countries besides the US
(the other is Israel) that I would lay down my life for if it ever came
to that.Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2017 11:45 AM (bpnFh)
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I'll add Poland. For me, Canada, Israel and Poland are the ones who have my no matter what, help them out love.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 01, 2017 12:44 PM (MIKMs)
Well, they have turned hardcore leftist where free speech is concerned. But there are some aspects of economic freedom where they do better than the USA. Otherwise, there social leftism would be more of a drag on the economy.
Posted by: KT at July 01, 2017 12:44 PM (BVQ+1)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 01, 2017 12:44 PM (MIKMs)
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Yeah. I'd fight for Poland too.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 12:47 PM (Fmupd)
We have invasion plans for the UK sitting in a drawer somewhere. Doesn't mean it's gonna happen.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 01, 2017 12:48 PM (7uYFy)
Seems a Flight Attendant told little Chuckie Schumer to turn off his cell phone....
And he called her 'a bitch'....
Feminist SJW outrage in 3.... 2... abort abort abort... he's a Dem....
Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 12:49 PM (NgKpN)
legalinsurrection.com -sanctuary city insanity, illegal immigrant to get $190,000 in san francisco case for arresting him.
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2017 12:50 PM (Ot7+c)
And he called her 'a bitch'....
Feminist SJW outrage in 3.... 2... abort abort abort... he's a Dem....
Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 12:49 PM (NgKpN)
This is an abomination and it underscores the fact that misogyny has no place in a society where everyone deserves equality.
I call on Senator Schumer to resign his seat immediately and ......
Posted by: Mirror Image Chuck Schumer at July 01, 2017 12:52 PM (7uYFy)
That makes me wonder if one of the writers of WoW knows about the Pig War since there is an early quest line revolving around a rampaging prize pig.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 01, 2017 12:54 PM (rp9xB)
Morning all just trolled the gardeners with:
Friendly vs. Unfriendly veggies.
Ex: Radish-unfriendly
Zuchinni-friendly
Discuss.
Theres seem weird shit goes on up there.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at July 01, 2017 12:57 PM (31vnC)
Took-heads do speak of bacon, in their terms, so that and Rush works, eh?
Red-Skelton spoke.
Been said, recently, Trump has the lazer light for the chasers.
Notice, I did not mention cats. I think cats are mostly, originalists ('the hell do I know).
I'll wait for the pet thread eleventy!1!11!!
Red's poa
http://tiny.cc/4af5ly
Posted by: micky at July 01, 2017 12:59 PM (dF9Lb)
EVACUATE YOU M***** AND THEN WE CAN PROCEED WITH REFORMING THE NA CONTINENT.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 01, 2017 12:59 PM (xAvrH)
Morning all just trolled the gardeners with:
Friendly vs. Unfriendly veggies.
Ex: Radish-unfriendly
Zuchinni-friendly
Discuss.
Theres seem weird shit goes on up there.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at July 01, 2017 12:57 PM (31vnC)
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Except for gun threads, all the boutique threads on this blog are weird.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 01:01 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at July 01, 2017 01:02 PM (31vnC)
Posted by: Monty James at July 01, 2017 11:39 AM (arbxO)
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Too true. Visiting Juno Beach was very moving and I would love to visit the memorial at Vimy. Most people don't know that the Battle of the Atlantic was very much a Canadian war. At the end of WWII, Canada had the 3rd largest navy in the world. They always punched above their weight until Lester Pearson and then Justin's dad became PM. After that, they concentrated on UN peacekeeping (which accomplished very little). That's when the NATO contributions slacked off. However under Harper, Canada did make a big contribution in Afghanistan. I still have hopes that my native land can start to remember its gloried history. A key person contributing to that is Mark Steyn.
Posted by: MichiCanuck at July 01, 2017 01:04 PM (tVoI/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 01, 2017 01:04 PM (R3Kyj)
Except for gun threads, all the boutique threads on this blog are weird.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 01:01 PM (Fmupd)
Yeah, some i lurk, but then i get creeped out. Fetishes, thats what they are. I think...'I hang out with theses people?'
Do I really KNOW them?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at July 01, 2017 01:05 PM (31vnC)
Don't harass KT so that she stops putting up posts. Saturdays used to be long Open Threads until commenters stepped up.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 01, 2017 01:07 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at July 01, 2017 01:05 PM (31vnC)
said the cannibal!
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 01:09 PM (VgThI)
Whatever causes a sound, you hear the sound delayed.
Even light, speedy as it is, is nanoseconds away from your perceiving orbs.
And then there's the delay in processing to become aware of what your senses are telling you.
It's like, no matter how many clothes you wash, when you strip off at the end of the day, there's still more laundry.
The present is a place we head toward, but we really only experience life delayed slightly.
Which is to say, I caught up on comments. Now what? Quit reading and do other things, I guess.
Posted by: Meticulously Mindful Moron
Jack Handy, is that you?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 01, 2017 01:09 PM (S6Pax)
Yeah, some i lurk, but then i get creeped out. Fetishes, thats what they are. I think...'I hang out with theses people?'
Do I really KNOW them?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at July 01, 2017 01:05 PM (
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Do they walk about freely among the people or are they locked up in some grim mental ward clicking wildly on the cell phone they just snatched from the nurses station?
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 01:12 PM (Fmupd)
Just found a News Network that actually does... NEWS... not commentary by talking heads about news...
One America News...
Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 01:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 01:14 PM (VgThI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2017 01:15 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Prayerful Modalities at July 01, 2017 01:15 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 01:14 PM (VgThI)
One America News .... just found it... very neutral.
Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 01:16 PM (NgKpN)
Trump calling out the States who are not giving Voter database info to his commission...
'what are they trying to hide'....
Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 01:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 01, 2017 01:22 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 01:16 PM (NgKpN)
We were typing at the same moment. Uncanny coincidence. Thanks!
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 01:23 PM (VgThI)
I know there's still hope for Canada because they play hockey, baseball and football. When the popularity of soccer and the demand for a Canadian soccer league overcome the other three, then I'll despair.
Posted by: Fritz at July 01, 2017 01:24 PM (/HfBH)
Trump calling out the States who are not giving Voter database info to his commission...
'what are they trying to hide'....
Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 01:20 PM (NgKpN)
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Ya don't fuck with Donnie Two Scoops.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 01:25 PM (Fmupd)
Same here. With commenters in every state, plus Canada and a couple others, there's always someone whose heard the most recent news.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 01, 2017 01:26 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 01, 2017 01:27 PM (XUy8s)
https://twitter.com/L0gg0l
https://twitter.com/marellbas
real? not real?
IDK anymore
Posted by: shibumi at July 01, 2017 01:27 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2017 01:15 PM (LTHVh)
I do check AoSHQ first thing! Also Trump Twitter, just for fun.
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 01:28 PM (VgThI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 01, 2017 01:27 PM (XUy8s)
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I know! How will this affect the upcoming coxed pairs competition??
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 01, 2017 01:29 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 01, 2017 01:29 PM (rp9xB)
Also, I love that this catered toff orgy is called a "romp".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 01, 2017 01:31 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 01, 2017 01:33 PM (XUy8s)
https://tinyurl.com/yd9xtpvk
Forewarned is forearmed (not in the Caligula sense).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 01, 2017 01:34 PM (QGoUX)
150 years congratulations.
Posted by: gNewt at July 01, 2017 01:34 PM (Ms9Gm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2017 01:37 PM (LTHVh)
Drudge link to WH in chaos is McScratchy. I never knew.
The whole freaking sidebar is Trump hate BS. Does CNN own them?
http://www.mcclatchydc.com
/news/nation-world/national/
article159164854.html
Posted by: gNewt at July 01, 2017 01:37 PM (Ms9Gm)
It is odd that Pence has been out of the news for awhile.
But then, there were weeks during Obama's "reign" where we didn't hear a peep out of SloJoe....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 01, 2017 12:36 PM (7uYFy)
Pence is scheduled to visit Colombia, Chile, and Argentina this Fall.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2017 01:38 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: gNewt at July 01, 2017 01:39 PM (Ms9Gm)
http://tinyurl.com/ybl7xe28
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at July 01, 2017 01:40 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: gNewt at July 01, 2017 01:39 PM (Ms9Gm)
Wouldn't a risk averse sniper shoot from farther away?
/snark...
Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 01:43 PM (NgKpN)
http://tinyurl.com/ybl7xe28
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at July 01, 2017 01:40 PM (Nwg0u)
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Kind of offended he didn't say Facebook is the new Temple. Or more accurately, the new Mosque.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 01, 2017 01:43 PM (QGoUX)
http://tinyurl.com/ybl7xe28
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at July 01, 2017 01:40 PM (Nwg0u)
When John Lennon said the "Beatles were bigger than Christ!", there was hell to pay and he apologized.
Today, nothing will happen.
Posted by: Mirror Image Chuck Schumer at July 01, 2017 01:43 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 01, 2017 01:44 PM (OSgHz)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 01, 2017 01:45 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at July 01, 2017 01:02 PM
No, but it will get you into R.Lee Ermey's graces
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2017 01:46 PM (Ot7+c)
The San Diego-based judge made the ruling Thursday at the request of the National Rifle Association.
The NRA says the law infringes on the second amendment.
The law requiring citizens turn in magazines holding more than 10 rounds was approved by California voters last November.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at July 01, 2017 01:47 PM (Nwg0u)
WASHINGTON -- The Pentagon announced in a brief statement Friday evening that Defense Secretary James Mattis "approved a recommendation by the services to defer accessing transgender applicants into the military until Jan. 1, 2018."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2017 01:51 PM (IqV8l)
They're just getting a head start on fitting in with their new Muzzy masters.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 01, 2017 01:51 PM (FtCUv)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 01, 2017 01:55 PM (x3uSY)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 01, 2017 01:59 PM (TisfY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 01, 2017 02:01 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2017 01:51 PM (IqV8l)
Lawsuits in either Clownifornia or Hawaii in 3... 2... 1...
Posted by: Don Q at July 01, 2017 02:01 PM (NgKpN)
In a story June 30 about health care, The Associated Press incorrectly quoted what Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., said at an event Friday night in Kentucky. He said, "It's not easy making America great again, is it?" and not, "It's not easy making American great again."
http://tinyurl.com/yczv3gsj
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 02:03 PM (VgThI)
Posted by: RGallegos at July 01, 2017 02:03 PM (n9XEs)
Blech. I wish I hadn't. Gross gross yuck ewww.
Posted by: bluebell, back to normal at July 01, 2017 02:04 PM (oGz/Z)
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Did you get any submissions for "Caviar & Spanker"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 01, 2017 02:05 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: bluebell, back to normal at July 01, 2017 02:08 PM (oGz/Z)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 01, 2017 01:59 PM (TisfY)
I think there was some talk around here awhile ago about trading some northeastern US states to Canada in exchange for provinces like Alberta and Saskatchewan.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 02:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 02:12 PM (u82oZ)
In the service we called that Voluntold.
We should have a contest on total submissions. My guess 600.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 02:15 PM (u82oZ)
Guess away!
Weasel and I can tell the total number in the food thread tomorrow.
Posted by: bluebell, back to normal at July 01, 2017 02:17 PM (oGz/Z)
Posted by: bluebell, back to normal at July 01, 2017 02:18 PM (oGz/Z)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2017 02:18 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: RI Red. Still deplorable. Covfefe-curious. at July 01, 2017 02:19 PM (/iTHM)
I'm a little tired of hearing about the contributions of various nations in WWII. That war ended over 70 years ago. Ever since, they've been freeloading in the Pax Americana while we carry them. If they had to pay their own freight, my guess is that I'd have to hear a lot less about how we should adopt their oh-so-wonderful state-run healthcare.
Posted by: Curmudgeonly Ex-Clerk at July 01, 2017 02:20 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: RI Red. Still deplorable. Covfefe-curious. at July 01, 2017 02:19 PM (/iTHM)
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Gosh, I hope you're not that chicken that posts here occasionally.
Posted by: bluebell, back to normal at July 01, 2017 02:21 PM (oGz/Z)
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 02:21 PM (sdi6R)
http://tinyurl.com/ybl7xe28
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Well,OK. Zuckerberg is Jewish, for one.
And his mother thinks he is a god, and he thinks his mother is a virgin.
Then again, when I think of the overall pernicious effect of Facebook, I think he might be.......Satan?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 01, 2017 02:21 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Caiaphas at July 01, 2017 02:25 PM (LTHVh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXWhbUUE4ko
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 02:29 PM (sdi6R)
Oh please oh please oh please.
Posted by: The Chicken at July 01, 2017 02:34 PM (Dhl/y)
I get you. You even out Curmudgeoned me!
We're a long windy and pot-holed road away from WWII. With a cliff ahead of us and very bad weather moving in our direction fast.
Yet it still is a model, however imperfect, on how serious governance, leadership and military might led to success. We can learn from that and improve our institutions, if possible.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 02:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: RI/NH Red. at July 01, 2017 02:38 PM (/iTHM)
Posted by: bluebell, back to normal at July 01, 2017 02:39 PM (sBOL1)
NH Red, formerly known as RI Red.
Posted by: RI Red. Still deplorable. Covfefe-curious. at July 01, 2017 02:19 PM (/iTHM)
As a Pennsylvanian, I would be thrilled if New Jersey annexed Philadelphia.
I would even favor forcing them to take it at gunpoint.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 02:41 PM (sdi6R)
As a Pennsylvanian, I would be thrilled if New Jersey annexed Philadelphia.
I would even favor forcing them to take it at gunpoint.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 02:41 PM (
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Either way they'll still probably make you take Rhode Island.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 02:44 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 01, 2017 02:52 PM (98rnW)
Posted by: bluebell, back to normal at July 01, 2017 02:53 PM (oGz/Z)
Forget realigning the Middle East borders.
Lets move all urban areas into Exo-Illinois and Exo-California.
Then we can get Upper Texas, Middle Texas, and Real Texas. And Free Illinois and Upstate NY. Pick you team colors now, folks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 02:54 PM (u82oZ)
And Free Illinois and Upstate NY. Pick you team colors now, folks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 02:54 PM (u82oZ)
US map minus Illinois:
http://tinyurl.com/y9aun43g
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 02:57 PM (VgThI)
That being said, Happy Canada Day to all the Canadians out there, with a friendly reminder that the single greatest contribution Canada has ever made to world civilization is Rush.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 01, 2017 02:52 PM (98rnW)
And SCTV.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 02:59 PM (sdi6R)
Lets move all urban areas into Exo-Illinois and Exo-California.
Then we can get Upper Texas, Middle Texas, and Real Texas. And Free Illinois and Upstate NY. Pick you team colors now, folks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 02:54 PM (u82oZ)
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......and Oklahoma. We sure as hell ain't gonna change our name to Texas.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 02:59 PM (Fmupd)
And do't hurt relative success stories by adding to their woes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 03:00 PM (u82oZ)
US map minus Illinois:
http://tinyurl.com/y9aun43g
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 02:57 PM (VgThI)
Hmm. There was a 49 state flag for a short time, so it's doable.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 03:02 PM (sdi6R)
I know about OK pride. Up here in Oklahoma's hat, Kansas, we feel the same way. You used to pound on us every year back in the Big 8.
I knew Oklahoma City would resist.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 03:04 PM (u82oZ)
That being said, Happy Canada Day to all the Canadians out there, with a friendly reminder that the single greatest contribution Canada has ever made to world civilization is Rush.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 01, 2017 02:52 PM (98rnW)
And SCTV.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 02:59 PM (sdi6R)
And the Friendly Giant!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vm2-JUldNw
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 01, 2017 03:04 PM (QGoUX)
All right, let Dudley, Nell and the Horse in. You too, Farley Mowat and Robert J. Sawyer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 03:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 03:11 PM (u82oZ)
I know about OK pride. Up here in Oklahoma's hat, Kansas, we feel the same way. You used to pound on us every year back in the Big 8.
I knew Oklahoma City would resist.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 03:04 PM (u82oZ)
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The Big 8 made a horrendous mistake by expanding to 12 teams. The rivalries were well established and enjoyed.
But we'll see what happens with our new coach. If he doesn't beat TX or K-State, he'll quickly become an OU footnote.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 03:11 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 03:12 PM (VgThI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 03:10 PM (u82oZ)
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"Owls in the Family" Mowatt but maybe not "shooting at U.S. military aircraft with a shotgun" Mowatt.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 01, 2017 03:14 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 03:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 01, 2017 03:15 PM (l4aLi)
The Serpents Coil, Grey Seas Under, And No Birds Sang, and The Regiment Mowat. Not the others.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 01, 2017 03:18 PM (u82oZ)
And the Friendly Giant!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vm2-JUldNw
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 01, 2017 03:04 PM (QGoUX)
OMG, I found this at your link! She looks better than her legendary 1970s poster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrSthPFEFrw
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 03:19 PM (sdi6R)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrSthPFEFrw
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 03:19 PM (sdi6R)
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She could've been Farrah Fawcett-Hooker!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 01, 2017 03:21 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 01, 2017 03:22 PM (QGoUX)
OMG, I found this at your link! She looks better than her legendary 1970s poster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrSthPFEFrw
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2017 03:19 PM (
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Yup. She was a cutie.
Posted by: Soona at July 01, 2017 03:23 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: m at July 01, 2017 03:35 PM (VgThI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Kj-R4Ja08t=2010s
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 01, 2017 03:59 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2017 04:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Radar at July 01, 2017 04:44 PM (UBssA)
Posted by: Fisht at July 01, 2017 04:51 PM (zOqbT)
It is estimated that in 2030, 80% of the budget of the Province of Ontario will go to medical care. That's before it goes to other silliness like education, law enforcement, infrastructure, and much else besides. I expect that even before that point, their Ontario Consent and Capacity Board will be very busy. And efforts are being made to soften up Canadian attitudes to legalized murder. In 2013-2014 Maclean's ran a series of articles about euthanasia to that effect.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 01, 2017 05:27 PM (98rnW)
Posted by: Anna Mac at July 01, 2017 06:36 PM (xujfC)
The Torontonians were a husband-and-wife combo of tow-truck drivers who were vacationing in St. Pete Beach when I was down there one year. Grumpy, nasty, surly, just totally unfriendly to everyone and everything around them. I guess even Canada has to have a couple of people like that.
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