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SecDef Mattis: Trump' Blunt Warning to Assad Stopped Him From Launching Another Poison Gas Attack
ABOARD A U.S. MILITARY AIRCRAFT — Defense Secretary Jim Mattis said Wednesday that the U.S. warning to Syria not to conduct a chemical attack on its own people appears to have been taken seriously by the Bashar Assad regime. "They didn't do it," Mattis told reporters on his plane as they flew from Germany to Belgium. "It appears they took the warning seriously." Mattis would not confirm or discuss on-the-record statements by a Pentagon spokesman that the U.S. had observed the movement of chemical munitions at the Shayrat airfield, the same airfield from which a Syrian warplane dropped deadly sarin nerve gas on civilians April 4. Navy warships launched a cruise missile attack on the air base later that week, which destroyed several aircraft.Maybe they didn't do it now because Trump was accusing them before they even did it. Maybe if that sort of pre-emptive condemnation doesn't come the next time they start loading the poison gas bombs on to the planes, they will go ahead and do it, and then just say The Jews Must Have Done It.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 28, 2017 08:28 PM (PMt8D)
Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2017 08:29 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: TheLowerDepths at June 28, 2017 08:30 PM (PMt8D)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 28, 2017 08:31 PM (/o9Qk)
So what? I can't say that I care about how they kill each other in Syria ... as long as they keep killing each other.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 08:32 PM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2017 08:32 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2017 08:32 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 08:33 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2017 08:34 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 08:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 08:34 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: new york times at June 28, 2017 08:34 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Justin Case at June 28, 2017 08:35 PM (m9X4Y)
This is the game plan they've been following with the globull warming scam from the start, and they know it well. But they don't know how to attack Mattis, who gives the story credibility - so they'll just try to pretend it didn't happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 08:35 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 28, 2017 08:35 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2017 08:35 PM (SBLVG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 08:36 PM (IqV8l)
This is what happens when you have a man in charge, not a fey half-breed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 08:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: MAGA at June 28, 2017 08:36 PM (Tyk2V)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 08:36 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 08:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike I at June 28, 2017 08:37 PM (c056A)
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Too obvious.
But the UN would totally believe that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2017 08:37 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 08:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2017 08:38 PM (OlNRF)
Posted by: Barrack "Blue Lagoon" Obama at June 28, 2017 08:38 PM (SBLVG)
Posted by: Preznit Obama at June 28, 2017 08:38 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Batterup at June 28, 2017 08:38 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 08:38 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 28, 2017 08:38 PM (EZebt)
Refreshing having an adult again in the White House.
Can you dig it?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2017 08:39 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 28, 2017 08:39 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 08:39 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 08:32 PM (rZ+mb)
But that's the point, isn't it? Once they finish with each other, they turn their new-found skills on us.
See, e.g., the aftermath of the Iran-Iraq War, or of the wogs fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 08:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2017 08:39 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 08:39 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2017 08:39 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 08:39 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 08:39 PM (0wem/)
At the Q&A afterward, a young AF officer gushed "You're a personal hero of mine, sir!" and he replied "Son, ya got low standards!".
Another serviceman asked to shake his hand and Mattis said something like "No, it'll be bad for your career because everyone will think you're an ass-kisser!" but he then jumped down off the stage and went over to shake the guy's hand.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 08:40 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Preznit Obama at June 28, 2017 08:38 PM (2S3bc)/i]
And he'll draw another red line! Yes! And if necessary a brown streak!
Oh wait. That was his underpants.
Never mind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 08:40 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 08:40 PM (SjImc)
Probably the attack on "journalists" we knew was going to happen.
Posted by: Preznit Obama at June 28, 2017 08:40 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 08:40 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 08:41 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 08:41 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 08:40 PM (QGoUX)
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That's awesome, Eris. I had no idea he was going out to the Stuckey's!
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 28, 2017 08:41 PM (sBOL1)
And they wonder why nobody trusts them.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 08:41 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2017 08:41 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 08:41 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 28, 2017 08:41 PM (e9G8E)
SecDef Mattis: Trump' Blunt Warning to Assad Stopped Him From Launching Another Poison Gas Attack
Up next: In depth analysis by Elmo, Space Ghost, and Tonto
Posted by: This...is CNN at June 28, 2017 08:42 PM (qJhUV)
Here's some curious things about that one: The helicopter buzzed their Supreme Court building and hung around a long time, but none of the security forces on the ground ever got around to actually shooting at it. Never launched any aircraft to drive it away, either.
Meanwhile, although the helicopter displayed a banner and made a big public spectacle, they managed to be very careful and did not do *any* actual harm to any government operatives or government property.
And finally, when the helicopter left, no one followed it, and everyone on it got away. The government claims to have found the helicopter a few hours later, but everyone on it had disappeared and no one saw it land. In fact, no one say nuttin' about the entire thing.
And now Maduro is saying that this was a "coup" that is going to justify a new military crackdown. Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 08:42 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2017 08:41 PM
And the elastic waistband.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 08:42 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June
Stuckeys? Oh. When she said he jumped off the stage I assumed something else.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 08:42 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Elmo at June 28, 2017 08:42 PM (01op3)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 28, 2017 08:41 PM (sBOL1)
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That was McChrystal. He loves the all-u-can-drink buffet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 08:43 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 08:44 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 28, 2017 08:45 PM (cjXKD)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Tricked them or mind-control
Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2017 08:45 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 28, 2017 08:45 PM (yL25O)
And now Maduro is saying that this was a "coup" that is going to justify a new military crackdown. Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 08:42 PM (V2Yro)
Isn't that pretty much what Erdogan did? A fake "coup" he used as a justification for a crackdown?
Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2017 08:45 PM (sdi6R)
Fake News is full of Cookie Cutters -- as in they're all the same, say the same shit, think the same, etc.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 28, 2017 08:45 PM (cjXKD)
And now Maduro is saying that this was a "coup" that is going to justify a new military crackdown. Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 08:42 PM
Tailor-made sympathy for Maduro by the NPR crowd.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 08:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Progressive Liberal at June 28, 2017 08:46 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 28, 2017 08:46 PM (sBOL1)
(See also: anti-intellectual, Philistine)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2017 08:46 PM (MH5+M)
Up next: In depth analysis by Elmo, Space Ghost, and Tonto
Posted by: This...is CNN
Space Ghost would be a step up for CNN
Posted by: Jean at June 28, 2017 08:46 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 28, 2017 08:46 PM (2qHjF)
A long time being 2 hours. Bombing and shooting at government buildings which they managed to pretty much entirely miss.
It was either the most incompetent coup attempt ever or a false flag.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 08:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 08:46 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 08:46 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 08:47 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Very Undude at June 28, 2017 08:47 PM (2X7pN)
Not something you can do one handed while reading tweets.
Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2017 08:47 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 08:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at June 28, 2017 08:48 PM (N/NTf)
Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 28, 2017 08:48 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: sinalco at June 28, 2017 08:48 PM (yODqO)
Good.
Speaking of Fake News, here's my fake news post of the day, seen I forget where and no I didn't click:
"Dog's (the bounty hunter) wife is skinny now and looks like Kate Upton!"
Odds?
Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at June 28, 2017 08:48 PM (3myMJ)
Is it a member of the Horde?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 08:46 PM (QGoUX)
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No, although the copters are back.
In other news, I wonder where my kids are.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 28, 2017 08:48 PM (sBOL1)
Is it a member of the Horde?
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is it larger than a breadbox?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 08:48 PM (hMwEB)
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He's stealing my move!!!
Posted by: Recep Tayyip Erdogan at June 28, 2017 08:49 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2017 08:49 PM (MH5+M)
#Resistance
Posted by: MAGA at June 28, 2017 08:49 PM (Tyk2V)
Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2017 08:50 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Tricked them or mind-control
Posted by: Jean at June
they were defenseless against their sorcery and porn.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 08:50 PM (0wem/)
Kate Upton is not skinny. If wife is skinny, she can't look much like Kate Upton.
Posted by: Justin Case at June 28, 2017 08:50 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 28, 2017 08:50 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 28, 2017 08:50 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 08:50 PM (0wem/)
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FriskyBrisket.com
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 08:51 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 08:51 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2017 08:50 PM (FhXTo)
These are the redneck version.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2017 08:51 PM (MH5+M)
Kate Upton is not skinny. If wife is skinny, she can't look much like Kate Upton.
Posted by: Justin Case at June
kate upton is going to sue someone in that exchange.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 08:52 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 28, 2017 08:52 PM (4hIeD)
My wife and daughter are in Toraja, Sulawesi this week helping at a youth camp.
The Torajans are the nice people (actually they are nice) who have some pretty unique burial, and then unburial, and then bury them again, practices:
http://dailym.ai/1lMnp6v
Posted by: TexasDan at June 28, 2017 08:52 PM (yL25O)
Compliance with the new rules could lead to the lifting of a ban on laptops and other large electronics already in place for airlines flying to the United States from 10 airports in the Middle East and Africa. It could also stave off a much-discussed expansion of the ban to flights from Europe.
Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly announced the rollout of the new rules Wednesday.
The changes will be phased in over time and include enhanced passenger vetting, explosives detection and efforts to root out insider threats to airlines.
"Security is my No. 1 concern," Kelly said during a speech at the Center for a New American Security. "Our enemies are adaptive and we have to adapt as well."
Sounds like someone has been talking to EL AL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 08:52 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2017 08:53 PM (Ot7+c)
next salvo of cruise missiles
Did we ever start building more of these?
How much does a V-1 cost?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 08:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: sinalco at June 28, 2017 08:54 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 08:54 PM (PUmDY)
Ok thats creepy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 08:54 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2017 08:54 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2017 08:54 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 08:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 28, 2017 08:52 PM (yL25O)
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Dan, that link doesn't work.
Sounds weird . . . .
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 28, 2017 08:55 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: ALH at June 28, 2017 08:56 PM (7vGuX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 08:56 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 28, 2017 08:56 PM (EqvVS)
Posted by: Elmo at June 28, 2017 08:57 PM (01op3)
Sounds like someone has been talking to EL AL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 08:52 PM (SjImc)
A Homeland Security Director who thinks there are other threats besides American citizens who carry pocket Constitutions? That's going to take some getting used to.
Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2017 08:57 PM (sdi6R)
I thought he was gonna start WWIII. Can't you guys coordinate your Narrative a little better or something??
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 08:57 PM (oVJmc)
The world trembled when Obama stuttered "Don't call my bluff."
Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2017 08:57 PM (jw2Xw)
'Cooking for Morons'
"Recipes by Morons, for Morons"
"Cook the Moron way and love it"
Posted by: Justin Case at June 28, 2017 08:57 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2017 08:57 PM (XV61Y)
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He's stealing my move!!!
Posted by: Recep Tayyip Erdogan at June 28, 2017 08:49 PM (nlbfN)
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Ahem.
Posted by: Reichstag Fire at June 28, 2017 08:58 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 28, 2017 08:58 PM (LTHVh)
Ok thats creepy.
Posted by: JackStraw
I bury my willy in a Torajan. I like to practice safe sex. I wouldn't re-bury it. They get kind of gross after the first use.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 28, 2017 08:58 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 08:58 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Tony Summers at June 28, 2017 08:55 PM (59JVk)/i]
Thanks for your insight into geopolitics and the personal relationships between international leaders.
How you find the time what with your demanding schedule at Starbucks is a mystery.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 08:58 PM (SRKgf)
'Cooking for Morons'
"Recipes by Morons, for Morons"
"Cook the Moron way and love it"
Posted by: Justin Case at June 28, 2017 08:57 PM (m9X4Y)
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If you submit a recipe, you get to vote on the name! There are three choices.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 08:58 PM (sBOL1)
Ok thats creepy.
Seems fine to me.
Posted by: N. Bates at June 28, 2017 08:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sjg at June 28, 2017 08:59 PM (gDSJf)
Yeah, me too.
But, um, *four* Siamese? Under the same roof? Wowza.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2017 08:59 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Recep Tayyip Erdogan at June 28, 2017 08:59 PM (nlbfN)
Trying again. It worked for me, and bitly is giving the same address again.
google toraja burial if link still doesn't work. It's really out there.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 28, 2017 08:59 PM (yL25O)
Pathetic little shill isn't he
Posted by: Tony Summers at June 28, 2017 08:57 PM (59JVk)
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The bill is not yet in its final form, dummy.
Posted by: GOULD at June 28, 2017 08:59 PM (l9B1V)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2017 09:00 PM (XV61Y)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:00 PM (sBOL1)
Pathetic little shill isn't he
Posted by: Tony Summers at June 28, 2017 08:57 PM (59JVk)
But of especial relevance to you, they're no longer paying for reverse transcriptase inhibitors.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:00 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:00 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2017 09:00 PM (udajc)
I thought he was gonna start WWIII. Can't you guys coordinate your Narrative a little better or something??
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 08:57 PM (oVJmc)
Shades of W- he is both a evil genius puppet master and a complete and utter moron.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2017 09:01 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 28, 2017 08:58 PM
It was 58 degrees here this morning.
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2017 09:01 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 09:01 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 09:01 PM (oVJmc)
Some seem very, very frightened about his nonchalant attitude toward more plant food in the atmosphere.
Posted by: #Science! at June 28, 2017 09:01 PM (WyyGe)
thnx for sharing!
Posted by: concrete girl at June 28, 2017 09:02 PM (EqvVS)
He seems to scare the shit out of ISIS, not that the media seems much interested. Mosul is days, maybe less from completely falling and the Caliphate with it.
Oh and the money has been pouring into NATO ever since Trump so crassly pointed out that we are tired of carrying their asses.
I thought the Prime Minister of India was going to attempt to hump Trump yesterday he was so glad to see him. And then of course there is the complete realignment in the Middle East of Sunni states and the ostracizing of Qatar and Iran.
Not bad for a buffoon in 6 months. Of course, he had a low bar given who he followed. Still, not bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 09:02 PM (/tuJf)
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Have to pass the bill to find out what is in the bill seems to be the precedent nowadays. Keep putting stuff in, taking stuff out, counting votes, until you get enough votes to pass the bill, and there you are. That's the way we do it now.
Posted by: Justin Case at June 28, 2017 09:02 PM (m9X4Y)
Good night and Keep winning .
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2017 09:02 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: The Chicken at June 28, 2017 09:03 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 08:45 PM
Shouldn't we wait to hear how awesome it is from our betters like Danny Gluver and Shane Pen?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 09:03 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 08:58 PM (SRKgf)
Ahh the HQ
Bill Wynn must have a stand in while on vacation.
Posted by: Golfman at June 28, 2017 09:03 PM (a2+3b)
Castro doesn't care that Trump undid the previous administration's deal.
Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2017 09:03 PM (jw2Xw)
I've mentioned before that one of my uncles was an skilled carpenter, and when he was diagnosed with terminal cancer, he built his own coffin.
Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2017 09:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 28, 2017 09:03 PM (e9G8E)
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Shit doesn't get into the ice on its own, you know!
Posted by: troll at work on a slow night at Starbucks at June 28, 2017 09:04 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: #Science! at June 28, 2017 09:01 PM (WyyGe)
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And all of the Dihydrogen monoxide. Good God, all that Dihydrogen monoxide.
Posted by: GOULD at June 28, 2017 09:04 PM (l9B1V)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:04 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2017 09:03 PM (jw2Xw)
Well, it is hard to care about deals with the flames and fiery depths and all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 28, 2017 09:04 PM (9mOGz)
Are you subbing for Bill Wynn tonight?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2017 09:05 PM (auHtY)
Yeah! Trump's so pathetic, even I'm planning some more gas attacks.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 28, 2017 09:05 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 09:06 PM (IqV8l)
attempt to hump Trump yesterday he was so glad to see him.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 09:02 PM (/tuJf)
Buggery is, in fact, still a crime in India...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 28, 2017 09:06 PM (e9G8E)
What product would it be? Ale, wine, tooth paste?
Posted by: Justin Case at June 28, 2017 09:07 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:04 PM (sBOL1)
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It was last month so they "missed" it.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 28, 2017 09:07 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 28, 2017 09:07 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2017 08:53 PM (Ot7+c)
We have rescued a lot of dogs over the years. Once we picked up two puppies, sisters. In a household with 6 other dogs, they always stuck together. When Lucy died of lymphoma, the personality of Lily changed drastically (much quieter), and she became very attached to me. But she was OK. Sadly, she also contracted lymphoma two years later, and died a year after that, almost three years to the day from her sister's passing.
All of which is a long way of saying (1) Cinnamon will probably notice, (2) be prepared to become the focus of her attachment (if she was inclined to be attached to her sister before) and (3) lymphoma sucks.
Posted by: HTL at June 28, 2017 09:08 PM (zl60v)
I'm still here, Yanqui dog!
Posted by: Raul Castro at June 28, 2017 09:08 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 28, 2017 09:08 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: troll at work on a slow night at Starbucks at June 28, 2017 09:08 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Richard Hatch ( the naked tax cheat, not Apollo) at June 28, 2017 09:09 PM (0m0zi)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 28, 2017 09:09 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Toenail Sommers at June 28, 2017 09:09 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 09:10 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: troll at work on a slow night at Starbucks at June 28, 2017 09:08 PM
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I think you're confusing the product and the bag used to apply said product.
Posted by: GOULD at June 28, 2017 09:10 PM (l9B1V)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 09:12 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 08:58 PM (sBOL1)
I voted for all of them.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2017 09:12 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2017 09:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 28, 2017 09:12 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: VOTER DUDE at June 28, 2017 09:12 PM (U5Xeq)
Yea. I got this in the meantime.
If Mayer could just stop looking like a douche ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhVezR_byUU
Anyway, nite all.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 09:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: VOTER DUDE at June 28, 2017 09:13 PM (U5Xeq)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2017 09:13 PM (OlNRF)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:14 PM (sBOL1)
How much does a V-1 cost?
They were top of the line back in the day and pretty pricey.
IDK what we're replacing them with if anything?
Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2017 09:15 PM (FhXTo)
Its always sad to lose a furry friend. But its better that you out live them because it would be tramatic for them to have to go forward without you.
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Just turn Mecca, Medina, and Qom into glass parking lots. If we are the Great Satin, just show them what happens when you try to pin a camel's tail on the Great Satan. We need to stop wearing pussy hats and instead wearing hard hats. No mercy, no quarter, no remorse.
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 28, 2017 09:16 PM (qJ+iT)
Posted by: f'd at June 28, 2017 09:16 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2017 09:16 PM (XV61Y)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 09:17 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 09:17 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Justin Case at June 28, 2017 09:17 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June''
better than reprise salad
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 09:17 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Justin Case at June 28, 2017 09:17 PM (m9X4Y)
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Nope, it's for real. It's had a few other names in its lifetime but that is its current incarnation.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:18 PM (sBOL1)
In other news, I wonder where my kids are.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 28, 2017 08:48 PM (sBOL1)
funny, a couple of times in my life I followed firetrucks and ambulances into my neighborhood heart pounding fear its my house burning down.
and yeah kids , did they try to cook or something.
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:18 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:19 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: Richard Hatch ( the naked tax cheat, not Apollo) at June 28, 2017 09:09 PM (0m0zi)
Also mandate affirmative action for the teams. About 85% white, or take a hike, you racists.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:20 PM (SRKgf)
My sons are helping a friend from church move so I'm not too worried about them.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:20 PM (sBOL1)
How much does a V-1 cost?
They were top of the line back in the day and pretty pricey.
IDK what we're replacing them with if anything?
Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2017 09:15 PM (FhXTo)
Fun fact: In WWII the U.S. reverse engineered the V-1 and produced quite a few of them domestically. They would have been used in an invasion of Japan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic-Ford_JB-2
Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2017 09:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Moochelle at June 28, 2017 09:21 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: f'd at June 28, 2017 09:16 PM (BO/km)
That's good, but better: anyone around the red line gets shot.
We're not quite sure at the moment what we consider "around" to be, but we'll let you know when you are "around."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:21 PM (SRKgf)
they have been jerking half the countries chains for years, inciting all types of violence ,against us, and even helped get a few cops killed withtheir lies and to the applauds of their traveling political progressive attack dogs.
they have a fkn nerve.
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:22 PM (v12G8)
It's ok we are just mapping the shingles on your house to see if you need a roof replacement.
Posted by: Googly at June 28, 2017 09:23 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Moochelle at June 28, 2017 09:23 PM (xAvrH)
Oh and the money has been pouring into NATO ever since Trump so crassly pointed out that we are tired of carrying their asses.
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Oh yeah, another member of the audience (pinch-faced scold type) asked Mattis if the new administration's rabid nationalism was alienating our allies. He replied on the contrary, there seemed to be an improvement in relations. He was very eloquent in making a case for proceeding from a position of strength and was unabashed in stating that the American experiment is a precious and rare thing that deserves to be preserved and protected.
See, I wanted to observe the mythical Mattis that sips from a skull chalice, not this mature individual who patiently and skillfully parries with his prey.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 09:23 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Disgraced Ex-Prez'nit Momjeans at June 28, 2017 09:23 PM (Tyii7)
We planted a tree at the grave of our kitty Whitefang. Other kitties would join him later (we live on a busy road). The tree is now a beatiful Norway maple; we call it the Whitefang tree. A few years a go a wind shear stripped about a third of the tree, but it has since filled in and is still a beautiful tree.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 28, 2017 09:23 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:24 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: Locke Common at June 28, 2017 09:25 PM (zSXXo)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:24 PM (v12G
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Uh, "the girls"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 09:25 PM (QGoUX)
they have been jerking half the countries chains for years, inciting all types of violence ,against us, and even helped get a few cops killed withtheir lies and to the applauds of their traveling political progressive attack dogs.
they have a fkn nerve.
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:22 PM
Yea, my give a shit meter is pegged at zero right now. The media is trying to play the victim now because they've been exposed as the true rats they are. Pineapple, sideways, you know the rest.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 09:25 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:25 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 09:23 PM (QGoUX)
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Oh see I would have liked to see the parrying, because nothing makes pinch-faced scolds angrier than having someone calmly and rationally and eloquently knock them down.
He probably sipped from the skull chalice backstage.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:25 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 28, 2017 09:26 PM (xzV6l)
Posted by: Disgraced Ex-Prez'nit Momjeans at June 28, 2017 09:23 PM (Tyii7)
And by game you mean glory hole
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2017 09:26 PM (auHtY)
And even if it did, fuck our "allies." We're the 800 lb. gorilla, and 800 lb. gorillas don't worry about "alienating" gerbils.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:27 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:27 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:27 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:21 PM (SRKgf)
The left love to criticize President Trump because he is a wild card.
Well, not being able to predict what the biggest and toughest guy on the playground is going to do keeps the other kids rather quiet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2017 09:27 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:28 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:25 PM (v12G
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I know! For some reason I was expecting casino owners and wrestlers, but Mattis and Gorsuch alone were worth it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 09:28 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 09:28 PM (oVJmc)
everyone knows how to do that.
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:28 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:29 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:29 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:29 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:27 PM (SRKgf)
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You gotta stay frosty when it comes to gerbils. They can crawl in through the air locks!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 09:29 PM (QGoUX)
so how is the cook book coming? have you received enough recipes for every category? are you overweight or underweight in some categories?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 09:29 PM (0wem/)
they have a fkn nerve.
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:22 PM
Yea, my give a shit meter is pegged at zero right now. The media is trying to play the victim now because they've been exposed as the true rats they are. Pineapple, sideways, you know the rest.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 09:25 PM (2S3bc)
Yep. Get back to me when as many
To quote another liberal line, the journalists can "absorb" a few dozen hits.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:30 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Don Q. at June 28, 2017 09:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at June 28, 2017 09:30 PM (t+GTr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June
yeah, they all know there is a reason hamsters wear duct tape.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 09:30 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:30 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:30 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 28, 2017 09:31 PM (xAvrH)
Few things are as deflating as launching a hyper ventilating attack of holy outrage against a hated evil enemy and have them calmly, and in a matter of fact tone, with nonchalance aforethought, refute everything you just said.
Posted by: Justin Case at June 28, 2017 09:31 PM (m9X4Y)
Yet they exempt themselves from violence committed against Republicans.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 09:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:29 PM (sBOL1)
Maybe....
So, those two escapees in your garage....how well stocked is the second refrigerator? Good snacks?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2017 09:31 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at June 28, 2017 09:31 PM (t+GTr)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June
good to know, not surprised.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 09:31 PM (0wem/)
srsly LOl
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:31 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 28, 2017 09:32 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:27 PM
Yep, and now they're the victim of that meanie Trump. I have to admit. I was not overly enthused at the prospect of Trump. I've been pleasantly surprised. This might seem minor, but I believe the press has been the biggest enemy of freedom. How they've been able to shape the weak minded and push a one sided agenda has been criminal. I mean that sincerely. Nobody other than Trump could have exposed this. Politicians like Rubio, Romney etc. etc. always wanted to play nice with these fucks thinking it would help them. They never grasped that they are an enemy. If they were actual reporters, that's one thing. They've been disguising themselves as journalists for years and I could give two shits if their feelings are hurt. Eff them.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 09:32 PM (2S3bc)
Not bad for a buffoon in 6 months. Of course, he had a low bar given who he followed. Still, not bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 09:02 PM (/tuJf)
The reaction by Saudi Arabia to President Trump was rather interesting. After his speech to 50 Muslim-majority national leaders, the Saudi press referred to President Trump as a "Servant of God." On top of that, he got an enthusiast greeting by the King.
But, yea, total buffoon that lucked into his billions of dollars and the White House.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 28, 2017 09:32 PM (5Yee7)
My late second FIL was a volunteer fireman in a large village. One night after "drills" (I think they polished the fire engines a lot), he and the firefighters were having a couple, few at the local. Siren went off, and one guy checks in to see if they're needed. Sure, dispatcher says, follow the engine over.
And as they turn up the street behind the crew, FIL says "Hey. That's my damn house!"
And it was, too.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 28, 2017 09:32 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:32 PM (v12G8)
That would-be troll writes like Bill Wynn after 4 Sneaky Petes.
Maybe it IS Bill Wynn after 4 Sneaky Petes!
Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at June 28, 2017 09:32 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2017 09:31 PM (wYseH)
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Lots of beer out there. That should keep them there a while.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:32 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 09:29 PM
*****
So we've just stopped doing phrasing altogether now, have we?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 09:32 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Disgraced Ex-Prez'nit Momjeans at June 28, 2017 09:32 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bad guy in Bluebell's backyard at June 28, 2017 09:33 PM (kTF2Z)
Well, not being able to predict what the biggest and toughest guy on the playground is going to do keeps the other kids rather quiet.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2017 09:27 PM (wYseH)
Exactly. I call this the "minefield scenario."
If you know exactly where the minefield begins, you can dance right up next to it with impunity.
But if you're not so sure ... better give it a wide berth. A VERY wide berth.
In short, you are not controlled by the minefield then, but by your FEAR of the minefield, and your UNCERTAINTY of exactly where it is. To be safe, you err on the side of doing what the other side wanted in the first place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:33 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Don Q. at June 28, 2017 09:30 PM (NgKpN)
That's fine...maybe even better.
If the perception is that you are going to get bitch-slapped just because, then maybe that will decrease the frequency of savage behavior.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2017 09:33 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Bad guy in Bluebell's backyard at June 28, 2017 09:33 PM (kTF2Z)
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Ace?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 09:33 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 09:34 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 09:29 PM
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So we've just stopped doing phrasing altogether now, have we?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 09:32 PM (Rsi2C)
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Well, I chose to overlook the wording of that question.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:34 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:33 PM (SRKgf)
Reagan was a master at that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2017 09:34 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 09:34 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:35 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 09:35 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 09:34 PM (Rsi2C)
For jerking?
I didn't know you needed a recipe for that!
Posted by: Typical disgusting Moron at June 28, 2017 09:35 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2017 08:34
So sorry to hear that Skip. Remember the good times.
Posted by: Farmer at June 28, 2017 09:36 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 09:35 PM (2S3bc)
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No, but I'll ask the Typical disgusting Moron for one. He's good at that kind of thing.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:36 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 09:36 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:36 PM
You're the best!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 09:36 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2017 09:36 PM (v12G8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2017 09:33 PM (wYseH)
*WHAP!!*
"Dad! I didn't do anything"
"You were thinking about it."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2017 09:37 PM (XV61Y)
Fortunately, no one was hurt because they were all in Florida on spring break. One of the neighbors had to call to tell them. Just awful.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:38 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Disgraced Ex-Prez'nit Momjeans
Play balls!
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 28, 2017 09:38 PM (xAvrH)
I didn't know you needed a recipe for that!
Posted by: Typical disgusting Moron at June 28, 2017 09:35
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Pssst. We stopped doing phrasing. See Y5 above asking bluebell if she's fat or not.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 09:38 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 28, 2017 09:38 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: Justin Case at June 28, 2017 09:39 PM (m9X4Y)
Likewise unconvinced. I have not seen a scintilla of public domain evidence which rises above the "promptly laughed out of court" level of probative value.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2017 09:39 PM (ujwCG)
:-(
Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 09:39 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June
As well you should. I used the language assuming my audience was well versed with financial terminology and would recognize it as language commonly used in discussing portfolio allocations. Which would be entirely appropriate in discussing portfolios of recipes.
You know if I write for everyone nothing I write will be enjoyed by anyone.
I am deliberately not including a smiley face because, well, it assumes my reader is overly sensitive.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 09:39 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:34 PM (sBOL1)
Do you need a popcorn recipe? That's about the extent of my cooking skill. But it is pretty good.
Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2017 09:39 PM (sdi6R)
I'll be chicken-winging the first pitch for the Toledo Mud Hens game tomorrow evening. Should cement my legacy.
Posted by: Disgraced Ex-Prez'nit Momjeans
Go to Tony Packo's for some hot wiener.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 09:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2017 09:34 PM (wYseH)
Yep. Common sense, really.
In a management position you NEVER give your problem children a program: "if you do X, I'll do Y."
They might decide Y isn't so bad, and/or be able to take steps preemptively to mitigate the impact of Y.
Much better: to give them to understand - preferably non-verbally - "if you do X, you're not going to like what happens next."
Let their imaginations do the work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:41 PM (SRKgf)
You know, when Phil Donahue is telling you to man up and quit being such a wuss, I think you've reached peak Pajama Boy.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 28, 2017 09:41 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 09:39 PM (0wem/)
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It's okay. I have a husband and five kids. I get teased mercilessly all day long.
I give it right back, too.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:42 PM (sBOL1)
"Dad! I didn't do anything"
"You were thinking about it."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2017 09:37 PM (XV61Y)
"That's for nothing. Now try something."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:42 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Motorhead at June 28, 2017 09:43 PM (uIL8U)
All things being very unequal, guys--I'll take Mattis at his word.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 09:43 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 28, 2017 09:43 PM (qJ+iT)
After 11,000 refugees arrive in the last 5 days, Italy is considering closing it's ports to migrants.
Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at June 28, 2017 09:43 PM (3myMJ)
He never had a motive to use them before and still doesn't.
It's just some false flag thing to get an excuse to bomb assad instead of isis.
Because Qatar and Saudi Arabia are paying us to do it
Posted by: village idiot at June 28, 2017 09:43 PM (bf86X)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2017 09:43 PM (kTF2Z)
It's as simple as that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:44 PM (SRKgf)
After 11,000 refugees arrive in the last 5 days, Italy is considering closing it's ports to migrants.
After all my horses have run away I am considering closing the barn door.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 09:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 09:34 PM (PUmDY)
What part of the city are you going to be in?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2017 09:45 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 09:34 PM (Rsi2C)
Thinly sliced lean beef round or sirloin tip. Marinate in soy sauce and liquid smoke, and Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning. Place in food dehydrator until completely dry. And that's all.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 28, 2017 09:45 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 09:45 PM (2S3bc)
I give it right back, too.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June
sigh, after getting all snooty I left the word "not" out. I left the smiley faces out because I assumed my reader was NOT overly sensitive. I assume all the snowflakes melt upon entering the HQ.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 09:45 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: village idiot at June 28, 2017 09:43 PM (bf86X)
How much, because I kind of like the sound of this actually. Pay for wall, pay for the bombs, it's all good.
Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at June 28, 2017 09:46 PM (3myMJ)
You want me to give you something to cry about?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 28, 2017 09:43 PM (kTF2Z)
Luxury. Our dad used to tear out our tear ducts then beat us till we should have cried
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2017 09:46 PM (auHtY)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yalqx7he
These fucking genocidal losers need a serious beatdown.
Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 28, 2017 09:47 PM (i81II)
Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at June 28, 2017 09:47 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:47 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 28, 2017 09:41 PM (8O3HH)
No. You've reached peak Pajama Boy when Alan Alda calls you a pussy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 09:47 PM (SRKgf)
press referred to President Trump as a 'Servant of God.' On top of that,
he got an enthusiast greeting by the King."
The Saudis are in *way* over their heads in dealing with the Yemenis. They've gotten mauled in every major and minor engagement. Their high-tech kit has availed them naught against barefoot insurgents. There's a real risk of loss of Saudi sovereign soil. They desperately need American military help.
Note also that with regard to the "servant of God" rhetoric, in a Muslim culture, dhimmi slaves are still serving Allah's will so long as those dhimmis are doing what their Muslim slavemasters desire.
Some cynical old Mideast hands pointed out that if you look at who was participating in the ceremonial "sword dance" staged by the Saudis, alongside Trump and Tillerson and company, it was all anonymous powerless household-help types dancing alongside the Americans.
None of the House of Saud themselves stood up. They watched from the sidelines with the proverbial hooded eyes.
Symbolism. Semiotics. Doing their bidding.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2017 09:47 PM (ujwCG)
We all remember the black Nazi Brigade, right?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 09:48 PM (F0ZHr)
Refreshing having an adult again in the White House.
Can you dig it?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 28, 2017 08:39 PM (5VlCp)
The take by Sundance at The Conservative Treehouse is that Trump was sending a message not just to Assad, who gets some brownie points by not attacking with chems, but to McCain and his fellow ISIS travelers that a false flag won't get us in deeper. It also gives Assad some motivation to attack ISIS rather than keep them in play a a way to keep the game going.
Interesting that this could be another bank shot from Trump to maximize his position against all players, foreign and domestic.
Posted by: Minuteman at June 28, 2017 09:48 PM (2orSG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. All Honor & Glory to Kekistan! at June 28, 2017 09:48 PM (TwwWO)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 28, 2017 09:47 PM (i81II)
If you have a contact point, I can send a recipe from a tiny ancient village in Italy. I have a book full of them.
Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at June 28, 2017 09:48 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 09:45 PM (0wem/)
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And panties.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 28, 2017 09:48 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Guy who has no idea what is going on at June 28, 2017 09:49 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 09:49 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 28, 2017 09:45 PM (lIZQs)
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Nice! And thank you!
Would you mind writing that up and submitting it properly to the cookbook committee? I'll do it for you and then forget to do it, if you'd prefer.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 28, 2017 09:49 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: The Cookie Monster, reporting for CNN at June 28, 2017 09:50 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 28, 2017 09:50 PM (6gk0M)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yalqx7he
These fucking genocidal losers need a serious beatdown.
Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2017 09:46 PM (sdi6R)
All the white guys in the movie? You mean they left out the First Zulu Division that held off Rommel for 9,000 days?!?! How historically inaccurate can they get?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2017 09:50 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at June 28, 2017 09:48 PM (3myMJ)
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Meremortal, you're kidding, right? You can click my nic or the blue link at the top of the sidebar to submit a recipe.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:50 PM (sBOL1)
Oh, FFS. The movie "Dunkirk" is being criticized as "too white":
Does anything ever get criticized as too black?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 09:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 28, 2017 09:48 PM (F0ZHr)
Also starring Ernst Roehm and Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 28, 2017 09:51 PM (MH5+M)
Aha! Thank you my darling.
Posted by: Meremortal, 49 at June 28, 2017 09:51 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 09:51 PM (0wem/)
Likewise unconvinced. I have not seen a scintilla of public domain evidence which rises above the "promptly laughed out of court" level of probative value.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2017 09:39 PM (ujwCG)
Concur.... we are trusting the same Intelligence types who are leaking crap all over Washington... to know when they are 'moving chemical weapons' around an air base...
Like the Syrians do not know they are under observation from Satellite?
Add in it would be terminally stupid of the Russians to allow this??? KNOWING they are being watched?
And to kill a few civilians?
Strategically the whole thing would make no sense from their perspective.
Posted by: Don Q. at June 28, 2017 09:51 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 09:52 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 09:57 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 09:49 PM (PUmDY)
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There is a Greek place called Rodity's near North avenue where I had the best lamb I have ever tasted.
Posted by: GOULD at June 28, 2017 09:58 PM (l9B1V)
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Very sad. But typical. Almost every major Hollywood film and TV production since the 60s has inserted a black character or two due to political correctness "requirements." Hogan's Heroes is one of the earliest examples. But now that I think a moment - wasn't the M*A*S*H TV series awfully Caucasian? What happened there, Mr. Alda? IIRC, in the movie, Fred "The Hammer" Williamson played a black surgeon. Maybe my memory is bad on both counts.
Posted by: Gref at June 28, 2017 10:01 PM (AMIL/)
Yes. Character was "Spearchucker Jones".
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 28, 2017 10:04 PM (di1hb)
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Wasn't he brought in as a ringer for the football game against another unit? IIRC, lots of non-PC dialog during those scenes.
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 28, 2017 10:06 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 28, 2017 10:08 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2017 09:50 PM (auHtY)
"Zulu," FTW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 10:08 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 09:50 PM (IqV8l)
The NBA?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 28, 2017 10:10 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 28, 2017 10:11 PM (w2Fz6)
All will be well !
Oh, and great song choice !
Reminds me of staying at Timberline Lodge on Mt. Hood - sitting in the hot tub outside in a snowstorm ... they eventually came out and chivied me and the future Mrs Eez out because of the weather.
Me, I was enjoying the cognitive dissonance of sitting out in a snowstorm in a swimsuit. With a martini.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 28, 2017 10:30 PM (i81II)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 10:34 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 10:44 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 28, 2017 10:47 PM (PUmDY)
It's not like it was ever proven that the Syrian government ever did any of the other chemical attacks. So far all the actual evidence of those attacks point toward the so called "moderate rebels" and ISIS.
Posted by: PraiseKEK at June 28, 2017 10:48 PM (cNOGT)
This is a proxy war with Iran and Turkey.
Iran and Turkey are kept from doing greater mischief if the Kurds are a threat to them. Remember Sadam and the no-fly-zone. Apparently the Kurds kick Arab, Ottoman, and Persian asses real well. That is why the preferred weapon of their enemies is poison gas dropped from an airplane.
The reason we aren't hearing much about Israel is because the war front is now in Syria. Don't know much about the Kurds. I'm thinking they have 1776-North-America style leaders because they seem to be doing quite a lot with very little.
Posted by: Mudd at June 29, 2017 06:35 AM (cfHE9)
Works for Trump either way. Trump has shown them his hands and they have said that Trump's hands are bigly.
Posted by: Mudd at June 29, 2017 06:38 AM (cfHE9)
Planned Parenthood body parts. Wonder that the companies they sell to don't want more white meat.
Posted by: Mudd at June 29, 2017 06:43 AM (cfHE9)
Posted by: Rick554 at June 29, 2017 09:08 AM (skFw3)
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