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Democrat Senator Dick Durbin Refuses to Release Email Correspondence He Had With Leftwing Assassin James Hodgkinson

Apparently it's both nothing important, and something important enough to hide from the public.

Democratic Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin’s office will not release reported email correspondence with anti-GOP shooter James Hodgkinson.

An Associated Press report says, “Hodgkinson also visited the office of Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, whose campaign he had worked on as a volunteer, and was in email contact with the two Democratic senators from his home state.”

The “two Democratic senators from his home state” of Illinois would presumably be Dick Durbin and Tammy Duckworth.

When The Daily Caller reached out to Sen. Durbin’s office, we received this comment, “Mr. Hodgkinson contacted our office to state his opinion on a variety of legislation over the years. Those emails were all given to USCP and are part of the current investigation.”

When TheDC asked for more details, or whether they planned to publicly release the emails Hodgkinson sent, no response was received.

Posted by: Ace at 04:50 PM




Comments

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1 In?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at June 28, 2017 04:40 PM (31vnC)

2 Out

Posted by: Gooogle at June 28, 2017 04:40 PM (IqV8l)

3 Whoa this si a mistake.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at June 28, 2017 04:40 PM (31vnC)

4 Prolly just a bunch of 404 errors anyway.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 28, 2017 04:41 PM (X+nFp)

5 rd?

Posted by: Clay at June 28, 2017 04:41 PM (Lsu/B)

6 He refused to release it because it was written in Russian.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2017 04:41 PM (7n4KQ)

7 *ahem*

I believe standard AoSHQ usage is Dick "Dick" Durbin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:42 PM (Mouru)

8 If James Hodgkinson told Durbin he planned on killing Republicans would that not be tantamount to conspiracy to commit murder.
In a just world Durbin will spend the next decade getting buggered daily.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 28, 2017 04:42 PM (hJrjt)

9 Apparently it's both nothing important, and something important enough to hide from the public.

Whatever you do, DON'T look in that closet!"

"Why not?"

"Because, uh, there's nothing in there!"

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 04:42 PM (DQ4Fv)

10 likely just exchanging recipes and yoga exercises.

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 04:42 PM (FZYNt)

11 What is Dick covering up?

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2017 04:42 PM (jw2Xw)

12 The Democrat party is a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 04:42 PM (0mRoj)

13 The emails are obtainable on the shooter's accounts, and are part of the criminal investigation. Durbin can never keep those private. The public will get them from the other side shortly.

Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2017 04:42 PM (SBLVG)

14 We could show you the emails but we're afraid you might have an Eichenwald seizure. Trying to look out for your best interests. I'm sure you understand.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 28, 2017 04:43 PM (X+nFp)

15 Forget the e-mail, concentrate on finding that missing Queen of Diamonds card...

Posted by: The Manchurian Hat at June 28, 2017 04:43 PM (vBeA5)

16 Hopefully the USCP are more interested in the truth than the FBI.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:43 PM (rmVvL)

17 That's bacot...

Posted by: IP at June 28, 2017 04:43 PM (UmSfZ)

18 And Dick Durbin can go straight to hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 04:43 PM (0mRoj)

19 Durbin sent him a fundraising email asking for $$. Everyone gets that one.

Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2017 04:43 PM (7n4KQ)

20 Democrat Senator Dick Durbin Refuses to Release Email Correspondence He Had With Leftwing Assassin James Hodgkinson


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Posted by: This Is CNN at June 28, 2017 04:43 PM (Mouru)

21 That guy is a dick.

Posted by: dantesed at June 28, 2017 04:43 PM (88xKn)

22 Well my Virginia Is for Lovers comment for below is moot. Or is that mute?

maybe its not Virgina but Vagina.

Oh hell. Durbins a douche. These guys really need to feel the pressure.

COVER-UP!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at June 28, 2017 04:44 PM (31vnC)

23 Dear Illinois:

Thanks a pants load.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:44 PM (PY9jH)

24 Slumming around with pro-murderous Leftists is S.O.P. for Durban:

http://politicalhat.com/2013/05/07/comrade-dick-durbin/

Posted by: The Non-slumming Hat at June 28, 2017 04:44 PM (vBeA5)

25 Probably exchanging cookie recipes or something IDK LOL

Posted by: The FBI at June 28, 2017 04:44 PM (6i8i1)

26 Durbin's email said he wanted to have Hodgkinson's kids.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 04:44 PM (FeRav)

27 Obligatory: Dick Durbin. Before he dicks you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (PY9jH)

28 So make up some fake news about what they say. Sauce, you know?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (dZ756)

29 I hear he asked Hillary fro wiping instructions...you know like with a clothe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (31vnC)

30 excuse us while we google "bleach bit"

Posted by: Dick Durbin staffers at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (FZYNt)

31 Well, there's that 'part of an ongoing investigation' thing, that they can probably spin out until...oh, I don't know, 2019.

Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (TppKb)

32 27 Obligatory: Dick Durbin. Before he dicks you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (PY9jH)


AND of course I laughed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (31vnC)

33 Seen on Breitbart Sports :Utah Girls File Federal Lawsuit to Play Football at School

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (rmVvL)

34 13 The emails are obtainable on the shooter's accounts, and are part of the criminal investigation. Durbin can never keep those private. The public will get them from the other side shortly.
Posted by: wooga
________

Nice try, chump.

Posted by: Barack Obama Presidential Library at June 28, 2017 04:46 PM (j+dfT)

35 Pro Tip: Don't dick with Dick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:46 PM (Mouru)

36 From: James Hodgkinson
To: Dick Durbin
Subject: WAR AND RESISTANCE
CC:

DEAR SENATOR DICK,

I AM GOING TO ACT. I AM GOING TO ACT SOON. ALL GOOD PATRIOTS MUST BAND TOGETHER AND RESIST. I'VE HEARD YOUR CALLS AND NOW I WILL ANSWER THEM. DO I HAVE YOUR SUPPORT TO STRING UP THE LAMPPOSTS?

COMRADE,
JAMES H.
..................................................

From: Dick Durbin
To: James Hodgkinson
Subject: Re: WAR AND RESISTANCE
cc: FBI Secret Service Capitol Police

James,

Happy hunting

Senator Dick Durbin

Posted by: John Marston at June 28, 2017 04:46 PM (SkuXa)

37 I have the emails right here:


Hodgkinson: "I wanna kill some Rethuglikkkans! Is that a good idea?"

Durbin: "Yeah, go for it! Revolution!"

Hodgkinson: "Thanks for the advice! Any suggestions for specific targets?"

Durbin: "I hear the Congressional Baseball Game has really low security -- you could take out dozens of Republican with one extended clip!"

Hodgkinson: "Thanks!"

Durbin has no way to dispute my claim, except by releasing the emails to prove me wrong.

Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2017 04:46 PM (DQ4Fv)

38 I would be willing to bet there's nothing to the emails, other than usual constituent blather.

However, since Dick "Dick" Senator Durtbin is a member of THAT tribe, I say we hound him to hell about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 04:46 PM (TOk1P)

39 35 Pro Tip: Don't dick with Dick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

just the tip

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 04:46 PM (FZYNt)

40 If he has given the emails to the cops for their "investigation," why would he release them to anyone? And, specifically, why on earth would he release them to a bunch of right-wing hatey types? That would by like the stupid asses at HuffPo demanding the release of Trump's tax returns. Durbin is a gagalicious bastard, but I don't blame him for not releasing info to an opinion site on the opposite side of the political spectrum.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 28, 2017 04:46 PM (vkS2Z)

41
Seen on Breitbart Sports :Utah Girls File Federal Lawsuit to Play Football at School

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (rmVvL)


Bless her heart. I'll bet she'll be thrilled when she's required to fill out a Selective Service card.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:47 PM (PY9jH)

42 Durbin was probably emailing him the practice schedule.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 04:47 PM (2S3bc)

43 The movie Gone Baby Gone has a great quote where the main character says "I can't think of anything important enough to lie about, but not important enough to matter" (or something like that) when he catches on guy in a lie and it keeps bothering him.

It stuck with me since it is a formulation I have pondered many many times over the years.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 28, 2017 04:47 PM (LWu6U)

44 Emails were probably asking if he could put him in touch with Matt Foley.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 28, 2017 04:47 PM (go17T)

45 Democracy dies in darkness.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at June 28, 2017 04:47 PM (onq2p)

46 Stop it you guys I'm going to pee mysslf.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at June 28, 2017 04:47 PM (31vnC)

47 Dear Dick:

Head shot or torso?

Your Friend, Dan

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:47 PM (Mouru)

48 Dear Illinois:

Thanks a pants load.


But if you're gonna bring shitrains on Senators, can you please do my state's first? A double dose for Kamala, please.

Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2017 04:47 PM (TppKb)

49 Dear Senator Durbin,

Please advise which Republicans should I shoot.

Yours truly,
James Hodgkinson

cc: Senator Sanders
Senator Duckworth

Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 04:48 PM (qJhUV)

50 Durbin signed his emails to Hodgkinson as 'The Queen of Diamonds'.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 04:48 PM (QQ+il)

51

Why would he want to protect a cold blooded killer?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2017 04:48 PM (fceHP)

52 >>> Slumming around with pro-murderous Leftists is S.O.P. for Durban:

In Dick's case it is social climbing.

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2017 04:48 PM (jw2Xw)

53 Dick is terrified of these penetrations.

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 04:48 PM (Fmupd)

54 41 Filed by 6 girls.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:48 PM (rmVvL)

55 I just going to assume that Durbin helped him procure the weapons.

Posted by: Chris M at June 28, 2017 04:48 PM (eAZVt)

56 It's obvious Dick Durbin has allegedly colluded with Hodgikinsosdsdnnwhatever to murder GOP congressmen.

That should be the meme, and we should scream it from the mountaintops at the top of our lungs. See how the left likes a taste of their own medicine up their asses.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 28, 2017 04:48 PM (+dsLj)

57 Why would he want to protect a cold blooded killer?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette




Because he encouraged him. That makes him culpable and guilty.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 04:48 PM (FeRav)

58 I have despised that piece of shit for as long as I can remember. I vote against him every year, but I cannot counter the Madigan-Cullerton-Emmanuel machine.

They are a beneath the snakes that crawl. Jane, on behalf of non-shit-head Illinoisans (and there are fewer and fewer of us), I am sorry.

Posted by: The mass media can all EABOD at June 28, 2017 04:49 PM (gn5sw)

59 Dear Dan,

Don't forget to delete all your emails before you leave for the park.

Your pal, Dick

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:49 PM (Mouru)

60 The Breitbart story.

http://tinyurl.com/y8z3lryh

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:49 PM (rmVvL)

61 We were just talking about our grandchildren.

Posted by: Sen. Dick Turbin at June 28, 2017 04:49 PM (rZ+mb)

62 Given how desperate the FBI seems to cover up crimes of Democrats, I doubt we'll ever see those emails.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 28, 2017 04:49 PM (MZ65M)

63 What did Dick "Dick" Durbin know, and when did he know it?

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2017 04:49 PM (j+dfT)

64 Our emails should remain private for the good of the nation. Now where's that NDAA they want me to read?

Posted by: Paul Ryan at June 28, 2017 04:49 PM (l4aLi)

65 I just going to assume that Durbin helped him procure the weapons.

Please extend all courtesies to the bearer - Richard Durbin

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 04:49 PM (QQ+il)

66 Something's in there like "yeah, the Republicans will kill Granny if they win. They're the worst! We have to fight in the streets etc etc."

Nothing criminal, just very inconvenient to have to explain away.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (fyQCR)

67 Dear Senator Durbin:

If I were to kill a baseball team of Rethuglicans, would you consider me your bestest friend ever?!?

Your biggest fan,

James Hodgkinson

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (PY9jH)

68 I say let them play,put them in a full contact ,full pads scrimmage and see how they do....

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (rmVvL)

69 I just going to assume that Durbin helped him procure the weapons.


This is a fair assumption as I have heard the same thing from a reliable anonymous source.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (Mouru)

70 Not sketchy at all.
Nope.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (NOIQH)

71 People who say "reached out" when they mean "contacted" or "called" need to be flogged. Millenials use it constantly, the sniveling little buttwipes.

Posted by: pep at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (LAe3v)

72 "Murderin" Dick Durbin,

making Harry "pedo" Reid look good

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (FZYNt)

73 Nice try, chump.
Posted by: Barack Obama"

Didn't work for me. ..

Posted by: John (jack) Ryan at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (MINbv)

74 38 I would be willing to bet there's nothing to the emails, other than usual constituent blather.

However, since Dick "Dick" Senator Durtbin is a member of THAT tribe, I say we hound him to hell about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 04:46 PM (TOk1P

---------

He was complaining that he hadn't gotten his yearly update from Social Security about how much was in his "account"?

Posted by: MAGA at June 28, 2017 04:51 PM (LQ1Q3)

75 Hiding behind a codpiece.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2017 04:51 PM (IqV8l)

76 I can't stress this enough.

Wake up Iron Balls Sessions.

RICO RICO RICO

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2017 04:51 PM (iNmxH)

77 So, if there is an email that specifically says this guy is targeting Republicans, and the Durbin camp didn't turn it in, can they be held criminally liable?



Posted by: shibumi at June 28, 2017 04:51 PM (aT+Bx)

78 I have no proof, and Dick "Dick" Durbin will need to prove otherwise, but he may have given Hodgkinson a kill order.

Just throwing that out there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:51 PM (PY9jH)

79 Seen on Breitbart Sports :Utah Girls File Federal Lawsuit to Play Football at School

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (rmVvL)


Holy shit. Get a fucking life, girls.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 04:51 PM (rZ+mb)

80 A friend of mine is close to the investigation, and Dick Durbin has not been ruled out as a suspect.

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2017 04:51 PM (j+dfT)

81 People who say "reached out" when they mean "contacted" or "called" need to be flogged. Millenials use it constantly, the sniveling little buttwipes.
Posted by: pep at June




sadly it predates the millennial generation by at least a full generation. hipster business speak.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 04:52 PM (0wem/)

82 69 I just going to assume that Durbin helped him procure the weapons.


This is a fair assumption as I have heard the same thing from a reliable anonymous source.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (Mouru)

I've heard the same from two anonymous sources.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2017 04:52 PM (Ri/rl)

83 My guess is the replied from Tick Turbin's (dick-il) office say lots of nasty things about republicans and how they are going to kill people if not stopped.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 28, 2017 04:52 PM (npdX6)

84 Golf and grandkids.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2017 04:52 PM (VdICR)

85 68 I say let them play,put them in a full contact ,full pads scrimmage and see how they do....




And don't hold back.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 04:52 PM (FeRav)

86 62 Given how desperate the FBI seems to cover up crimes of Democrats, I doubt we'll ever see those emails.
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 28, 2017 04:49 PM (MZ65M)

---------

Server crash, lost everything.

Posted by: MAGA at June 28, 2017 04:52 PM (LQ1Q3)

87 People who say "reached out" when they mean "contacted" or "called" need to be flogged. Millenials use it constantly, the sniveling little buttwipes.

Damn straight. Anyone that "reaches out" to me is going to pull back a bloody stump.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 04:53 PM (QQ+il)

88 "They bring a bat to the baseball game, we bring a gun."

--- Dick "Dick" Durbin's super secret email

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:53 PM (PY9jH)

89 Damn. We already gave his computer to a public library.

Posted by: The FBI at June 28, 2017 04:53 PM (Mouru)

90 41
Seen on Breitbart Sports :Utah Girls File Federal Lawsuit to Play Football at School

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (rmVvL)

Bless her heart. I'll bet she'll be thrilled when she's required to fill out a Selective Service card.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:47 PM (PY9jH)

Let them. They can get the concussions, broken bones, internal bleeding and fuck off.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 04:53 PM (0mRoj)

91 I've heard the same from two anonymous sources.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2017 04:52 PM (Ri/rl)


*rolls eyes*
Overachiever.

Posted by: CNN at June 28, 2017 04:53 PM (VdICR)

92 I just going to assume that Durbin helped him procure the weapons.


This is a fair assumption as I have heard the same thing from a reliable anonymous source.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (Mouru)

I've heard the same from two anonymous sources.



That's the word on the web.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 04:53 PM (QQ+il)

93 The emails are obtainable on the shooter's accounts, and are part of the criminal investigation. Durbin can never keep those private. The public will get them from the other side shortly.

Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2017 04:42 PM (SBLVG) fnord (SBLVG)


Not so sure, since the FBI press conference.

http://gph.is/2kvXCEp

(Naked Gun: Nothing To See Here!)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2017 04:53 PM (wB8Tg)

94 20 bucks says Durbin was corresponding from an email address which he does not want revealed, not his government email address.

Posted by: Texas Dan at June 28, 2017 04:54 PM (yL25O)

95 People who say "reached out" when they mean "contacted" or "called" need to be flogged. Millenials use it constantly, the sniveling little buttwipes.

Posted by: pep at June


Sounds good to me. I had enough of that shit with the old AT+T commercials.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 04:54 PM (rZ+mb)

96 A map of the ball field with positions of specific players marked.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 04:54 PM (4ErVI)

97 90 41
Seen on Breitbart Sports :Utah Girls File Federal Lawsuit to Play Football at School

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (rmVvL)

Bless her heart. I'll bet she'll be thrilled when she's required to fill out a Selective Service card.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:47 PM (PY9jH)

Let them. They can get the concussions, broken bones, internal bleeding and fuck off.
Posted by: Insomniac

some girls like it rough

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 04:54 PM (FZYNt)

98 30
excuse us while we google "bleach bit"

Posted by: Dick Durbin staffers


How on earth did all these ball peen hammers get in our Senatorial Office? We'd better be really careful, because if one of them got out of control, it could smash every hard drive in the Office, and nobody wants that.

Posted by: Dick Durbin staffers at June 28, 2017 04:54 PM (LAe3v)

99 my guess is that the problem is that dick or someone in dick's place responded in some sympathetic or empathetic way to the assassin's emails, so in retrospect they seem to ben encouraging him.

that and that they forwarded him a list of the republican senate and house leadarship with photos.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 04:54 PM (0wem/)

100 i'm sure don lemon and cnn will get to the bottom of this. soon. very soon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 28, 2017 04:54 PM (KP5rU)

101 Murderin' Dick "Dick" Durbin

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:54 PM (PY9jH)

102 So, they shoot horses, don't they?

Posted by: Eromero at June 28, 2017 04:54 PM (zLDYs)

103 Extend Durbin the same benefit of the doubt that he would give us.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 28, 2017 04:54 PM (VdICR)

104 A Republican who did this would be forced to resign.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 28, 2017 04:55 PM (/o9Qk)

105 *Every election, I meant to say, as in every six years. But whatever. You turds know what I meant.

Posted by: The mass media can all EABOD at June 28, 2017 04:55 PM (gn5sw)

106 Let them. They can get the concussions, broken bones, internal bleeding and fuck off.
Posted by: Insomniac

some girls like it rough
Posted by: Rick in SK




There are no safe words when linebackers are driving you.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 04:55 PM (FeRav)

107 well, when "reach out and touch someone" is used by our snipers it is cool.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 04:55 PM (0wem/)

108 Maybe this is really a Carlos Danger sort of thing with Dickless Durbin's email correspondence?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 04:55 PM (rZ+mb)

109 77 So, if there is an email that specifically says this guy is targeting Republicans, and the Durbin camp didn't turn it in, can they be held criminally liable?



Posted by: shibumi at June 28, 2017 04:51 PM (a

---------

ISIS say they are going to kill Americans all the time, Dems don't seem to have a problem letting them into the country.

So my answer is no.

Posted by: MAGA at June 28, 2017 04:55 PM (LQ1Q3)

110 Durbin is, of course, guilty until proven otherwise.

These are the rules as they wrote them, these are the rules I will follow.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 04:55 PM (oVJmc)

111 Dear Mr. Hodgkinson,

I'm not saying kill the Republican baseball team, but kill the Republican baseball team.

Yours,

Dick Durbin

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:56 PM (PY9jH)

112 Extend Durbin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rack_(torture)

Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2017 04:56 PM (TppKb)

113 OT.

Couple in the UK have a baby on life support.

Doctors tell the couple it's time to to die.

Couple says fuck you we raised money to take him to America for a new medical trial.

Doctors say see you in court.

I'm sure you can guess what the courts said.

Via Insty.

Posted by: John Marston at June 28, 2017 04:56 PM (SkuXa)

114 Let's face it, it s very unlikely that there was a criminal conspiracy. Not that I think a whore like that is above it, but because I think they are smart enough to avoid assassins on email.


What is more likely is that Durbin encouraged that hate. Standard issue DNC talking points about how the Republicans want to push women into servitude, bring back jim crow, tax the poor, subsidize the rich, strip away our civil rights, etc.

I think the clinical term is "projection."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 28, 2017 04:56 PM (LWu6U)

115 My friends we have nothing to fear with my good friend Dick Durbin corresponding with democrat political terrorists. Well I don't

Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at June 28, 2017 04:56 PM (npdX6)

116 maybe the assassin sent an email threatening physical violence like a beating but durbin sent something back about how if they bring a knife,

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 04:56 PM (0wem/)

117 Relax, Dick. I'll handle all the backup procedures.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at June 28, 2017 04:56 PM (j+dfT)

118 Maybe this is really a Carlos Danger sort of thing with Dickless Durbin's email correspondence?

Durbin dick-pics?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

119 It's possible H told Dick he wanted to, "Stage a protest at the ballpark, where and when would be the best?"

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2017 04:57 PM (XoldI)

120
Disturbin Dick Durbin

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 28, 2017 04:57 PM (lKyWE)

121 Dear James,

shoot them before my next erection...I mean election.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at June 28, 2017 04:57 PM (31vnC)

122 I'm so relieved that Mitch McConnell is the Senate majority leader. He'll insist Durbin cough up the goods.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at June 28, 2017 04:57 PM (l4aLi)

123 And we haven't reached the bottom yet. The revulsion has just begun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 28, 2017 04:57 PM (iNmxH)

124 113 I linked it in the last thread.The Left is a sick cult of death.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:57 PM (rmVvL)

125 This is a fair assumption as I have heard the same thing from a reliable anonymous source.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (Mouru)

I've heard the same from two anonymous sources.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2017 04:52 PM (Ri/rl)



If one of your anonymous sources was me, then that's still just one anonymous source.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:57 PM (Mouru)

126 Hey media?

This is what collusion looks like.

As in, if someone had email correspondence with an assassin and then won't turn over the emails, you suspect collusion.

Just FYI.

Posted by: Texas Dan at June 28, 2017 04:57 PM (yL25O)

127 No speaky Englais

Posted by: Dik-Dik Durbin at June 28, 2017 04:57 PM (HgMAr)

128 well, given its history I would avoid chicago if I were durbin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 04:57 PM (0wem/)

129 Let them. They can get the concussions, broken bones, internal bleeding and fuck off.

Posted by: Insomniac


Then they'll sue for that - for the school not protecting them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 04:58 PM (rZ+mb)

130 do not accept dinner invitations from robert deniro.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 04:58 PM (0wem/)

131 82
69 I just going to assume that Durbin helped him procure the weapons.



This is a fair assumption as I have heard the same thing from a reliable anonymous source.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (Mouru)



I've heard the same from two anonymous sources.

Posted by: CaliGirl


I heard Durbin picked them up on Pedo Island.

Posted by: pep at June 28, 2017 04:58 PM (LAe3v)

132 I would be willing to bet there's nothing to the emails, other than usual constituent blather.

However, since Dick "Dick" Senator Durtbin is a member of THAT tribe, I say we hound him to hell about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 04:46 PM (TOk1P

---------

He was complaining that he hadn't gotten his yearly update from Social Security about how much was in his "account"?

Posted by: MAGA at June 28, 2017 04:51 PM (LQ1Q3)


More likely the "What are you doing to stop those evil Republicans" type emails. In other words, no collusion of a criminal nature, just typical lefty screeds.

And again, let's subject the Dirty Durtbin Senator to the "what did he know and when did he know it" questions.

For the children.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 04:58 PM (TOk1P)

133 Dear Mr. Hodgkinson,

I'm not saying bring a gun to the Republican's baseball practice, but *I* would.

*wink* *wink*

Courage.

Yours,

Dick Durbin

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:58 PM (PY9jH)

134 Doctors say see you in court.

I'm sure you can guess what the courts said.



Hopefully they raised enough to have the doctors killed.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4644268/Charlie-Gard-s-parents-lose-final-appeal.html

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 04:58 PM (QQ+il)

135 110 Durbin is, of course, guilty until proven otherwise.

These are the rules as they wrote them, these are the rules I will follow.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 04:55 PM (oVJmc)

No shit Peebles. barbed cock and al....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'woke, but not awake' at June 28, 2017 04:59 PM (31vnC)

136
I just going to assume that Durbin helped him procure the weapons.



This is a fair assumption as I have heard the same thing from a reliable anonymous source.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (Mouru)



I've heard the same from two anonymous sources.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 04:53 PM (QQ+il)


I've never heard him deny it. Has anybody?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 04:59 PM (qJhUV)

137 I think Durbin was regularly buggering Hodgkinson. It was during a sweaty period of each enjoying the afterglow that they hatched their assassination plan.

Posted by: Soona at June 28, 2017 04:59 PM (Fmupd)

138 It's not like releasing the emails would hurt the case against Hodgkinson. He's dead.

So it does make you wonder if releasing the emails would hurt someone else.

I wonder who that could be.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 04:59 PM (sBOL1)

139 Holy shit. Get a fucking life, girls.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 04:51 PM

And when/if they play and they get destroyed on the field and get concussions they'll sue the district that it didn't take enough precautions to protect them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 04:59 PM (2S3bc)

140 We wouldn't all be worrying about a cover-up if Jeff Sessions were still alive.

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2017 05:00 PM (j+dfT)

141 I'd be rich if Durbin sent out a mailer "targeting" Republicans with a scope crosshairs on it.

Posted by: MAGA at June 28, 2017 05:00 PM (LQ1Q3)

142 Apparently the kid belongs to the State....

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:00 PM (rmVvL)

143
would be willing to bet there's nothing to the emails, other than usual constituent blather.


I wouldn't

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 28, 2017 05:00 PM (lKyWE)

144 Doctors tell the couple it's time to to die"

NHS.

They're discovering who's the customer, and they're not liking the answer.

Sucks.

Posted by: John (jack) Ryan at June 28, 2017 05:00 PM (MINbv)

145 I've heard a rumor that Sessions is tangled in a pile of curtain samples.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 05:00 PM (PY9jH)

146 We wouldn't all be worrying about a cover-up if Jeff Sessions were still alive.


He will be missed.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 05:00 PM (QQ+il)

147 Why can't one of the republican senators get up on the senate floor and say he knows a good friend of Durbin's and he told me that Durbin prodded the guy into political terrorism?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 28, 2017 05:00 PM (npdX6)

148 129 Let them. They can get the concussions, broken bones, internal bleeding and fuck off.

Posted by: Insomniac

Then they'll sue for that - for the school not protecting them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 04:58 PM (rZ+mb)

That they will.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 05:01 PM (0mRoj)

149 141 I'd be rich if Durbin sent out a mailer "targeting" Republicans with a scope crosshairs on it.
Posted by: MAGA

no big deal unless your initials are SP

Posted by: NYT at June 28, 2017 05:01 PM (FZYNt)

150 It's true, your Honor.

This man has no dick.

Posted by: Peter Venkman at June 28, 2017 05:01 PM (RFeQD)

151 109 77 So, if there is an email that specifically says this guy is targeting Republicans, and the Durbin camp didn't turn it in, can they be held criminally liable?



Posted by: shibumi at June 28, 2017 04:51 PM (a

---------

ISIS say they are going to kill Americans all the time, Dems don't seem to have a problem letting them into the country.

So my answer is no.
Posted by: MAGA at June 28, 2017 04:55 PM (LQ1Q3)

What you have to divine is whether they had the intent to turn it in, or if in not turning it in if they intended that mayhem and murder would result.

You wingnuts really don't understand that America lost a towering legal mind when I was fired.

Posted by: James Comey at June 28, 2017 05:01 PM (yL25O)

152 140 We wouldn't all be worrying about a cover-up if Jeff Sessions were still alive.

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2017 05:00 PM (j+dfT)


Poor Jeff. We hardly knew him.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 05:01 PM (l4aLi)

153 Couple in the UK have a baby on life support.

Doctors tell the couple it's time to to die.

Couple says fuck you we raised money to take him to America for a new medical trial.

Doctors say see you in court.

I'm sure you can guess what the courts said.

Via Insty.




Oh gosh golly. That euro-trash medical care is top notch!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 05:01 PM (FeRav)

154 And when/if they play and they get destroyed on the
field and get concussions they'll sue the district that it didn't take
enough precautions to protect them.

Posted by: Minnfidel


Coming soon, blitzing is replaced by a discussion group to see how each participant feels about being tackled.

Posted by: pep at June 28, 2017 05:01 PM (LAe3v)

155 Damn. We already gave his computer to a public library.

Posted by: The FBI at June 28, 2017 04:53 PM (Mouru)
............

Damn look at all these kiddie porn favorites!

Posted by: guy at the library at June 28, 2017 05:01 PM (HgMAr)

156 Seen on Breitbart Sports :Utah Girls File Federal Lawsuit to Play Football at School

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (rmVvL)

They want their own football league not join the boys, they want a complete league with Marching bands and Cheerleaders just for girls. They are allowed to join the boys team but they don't want that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 28, 2017 05:02 PM (dKiJG)

157 Brattleboro wants to thank Senitor Sandders for everything he has done for are cummunity. Trump is lying about him and his wife and that bothers us. He would never do anything to hurt persons of coler, gays/lesbians, and unbornned children. Once again Trump is lying should be impeached and removed from orifice and replaced by the true winner: Hillary Rotman Cliton !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 28, 2017 05:02 PM (WmgTn)

158 They're discovering who's the customer, and they're not liking the answer.


Seriously fucked up. My child would have some servants to accompany him into the afterlife.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 05:02 PM (QQ+il)

159 linked it in the last thread.The Left is a sick cult of death.
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:57 PM (rmVvL)

It just boggles the mind. This is the system they're so proud of?

Posted by: John Marston at June 28, 2017 05:02 PM (SkuXa)

160 147 Why can't one of the republican senators get up on the senate floor and say he knows a good friend of Durbin's and he told me that Durbin prodded the guy into political terrorism?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 28, 2017 05:00 PM (npdX6)

Define 'prodded'.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 28, 2017 05:02 PM (31vnC)

161 Oh yeah, well when is Sarah Palin going to release her emailed assassination orders to Jared Loughner?

Posted by: New York Tmies at June 28, 2017 05:02 PM (g8OaB)

162 Shooting Congressmen is no big deal = another idea Democrats haven't thought thru.

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2017 05:02 PM (FhXTo)

163 They're discovering who's the customer, and they're not liking the answer.


Seriously fucked up. My child would have some servants to accompany him into the afterlife.
Posted by: Grump928(c)



ISWYDT.
Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 05:03 PM (FeRav)

164 That euro-trash medical care is top notch!"

That's nothing. You oughta see how they hold a fork.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 05:03 PM (MINbv)

165 133 Dear Mr. Hodgkinson,

I'm not saying bring a gun to the Republican's baseball practice, but *I* would.

*wink* *wink*

Courage.

Yours,

Dick Durbin
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2017 04:58 PM (PY9jH)

If you were going somewhere knowing there would be a bunch of racists running around with baseball bats, you'd bring a gun too amirite?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 28, 2017 05:03 PM (yL25O)

166 Poor Jeff. We hardly knew him.
Posted by: Under Fire


Jeff Sessions is dead?
Buzzion, and now Jeff?

Turrible, just turrible.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 28, 2017 05:03 PM (RFeQD)

167 nah, they want girls to get hurt playing boys football so they can eliminate the entire football program for boys and girls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:03 PM (0wem/)

168 156 Ahhh,than I guess anybody that identifies as a irl could play with them.I foresee it ending well.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:03 PM (rmVvL)

169 hey, illin noise, thanks alot. great pair of senators you have there. not a smidgen of corruption. why is that guy with the hair in prison again?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 28, 2017 05:03 PM (KP5rU)

170 I have yet to read a single investigative report that clears Dick "Dick" Durbin of the allegations that he repeatedly raped Hodgkinson's foster daughter.

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2017 05:03 PM (j+dfT)

171 Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 28, 2017 04:56 PM (LWu6U)

I think your probably right.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 05:04 PM (/tuJf)

172 156 Seen on Breitbart Sports :Utah Girls File Federal Lawsuit to Play Football at School

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (rmVvL)

They want their own football league not join the boys, they want a complete league with Marching bands and Cheerleaders just for girls. They are allowed to join the boys team but they don't want that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 28, 2017 05:02 PM (dKiJG)

huh. Not up for an ass kicking huh? Wanna play a buncha girls?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 28, 2017 05:04 PM (31vnC)

173 We don't consult he parents. We just pull the plug.

Posted by: Cuban Healthcare Administration at June 28, 2017 05:04 PM (iNmxH)

174 Oh yeah, well when is Sarah Palin going to release her emailed assassination orders to Jared Loughner?
Posted by: New York Tmies




Statute of Limitations & No Standing.
Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 05:04 PM (FeRav)

175 Run Dick, run

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at June 28, 2017 05:04 PM (nFwvY)

176 Coming soon, blitzing is replaced by a discussion group to see how each participant feels about being tackled.
Posted by: pep at June 28, 2017 05:01 PM (LAe3v)

...

Sexism would be added as a personal foul.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 28, 2017 05:05 PM (yL25O)

177 If you were going somewhere knowing there would be a bunch of racists running around with baseball bats, you'd bring a gun too, amirite?
Posted by: TexasDan

If they bring a bat, you bring a gun!

(Stuff that Barack Obama might have said when he was high on MJ)

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 28, 2017 05:05 PM (RFeQD)

178
I just going to assume that Durbin helped him procure the weapons.




This is a fair assumption as I have heard the same thing from a reliable anonymous source.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (Mouru)


I've heard the same from two anonymous sources.




That's the word on the web.
--

If this is true... they would be an accomplice? Criminally liable?

oh wait, that's just for the little people.

Durbin's office will say they lost/destroyed the emails and the FBI will be totes OK with it.

Posted by: shibumi at June 28, 2017 05:05 PM (aT+Bx)

179 well, the left is a cult of death really does make sense. what easier way to achieve your goal that to simply eliminate everyone that complicates achievement, intentionally or unintentionally?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:05 PM (0wem/)

180 They want their own football league not join the boys, they want a complete league with Marching bands and Cheerleaders just for girls. They are allowed to join the boys team but they don't want that.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 28, 2017 05:02 PM (dKiJG)

Then let the boys sue them.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 05:05 PM (0mRoj)

181 Doctors tell the couple it's time to to die.

Couple says fuck you we raised money to take him to America for a new medical trial.

Doctors say see you in court.

Posted by: John Marston at June 28, 2017 04:56 PM (SkuXa) fnord (SkuXa)


Mythical Doctor: "I'll go to any lengths to save my patient, I'm their representative speaking against Death itself!"

Modern European Doctor: "Nah this baby would be too expensive, even if you pay for it yourself. Bin it!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2017 05:05 PM (wB8Tg)

182 134 Doctors say see you in court.

I'm sure you can guess what the courts said.


Hopefully they raised enough to have the doctors killed.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4644268/Charlie-Gard-s-parents-lose-final-appeal.html
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 04:58 PM (QQ+il)

--------

They do not have any other use for the $1.4 million that the parents raised.

Singe payer is a much fairer and caring medical system. The state makes all the decisions, and if you disagree, the state will crush you.

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 05:05 PM (4dz1m)

183 Durbin and Duckworth can't be bothered with this stuff right now. They have much bigger fish to fry.

To wit: orchestrating the federal bailout of financially imploding Illinois. Which you know *will* happen, inevitably, despite what any of us might think about the cynicism, corruption, and moral hazard of such a rescue.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2017 05:05 PM (ujwCG)

184 They want their own football league not join the boys, they want a complete league with Marching bands and Cheerleaders just for girls. They are allowed to join the boys team but they don't want that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 28, 2017 05:02 PM (dKiJG)


Cheerleaders for a girls football team? LOL.

My high school football team didn't have any marching band. Of course, they sucked ... but still.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 05:05 PM (rZ+mb)

185 Well, technically, since they have not taken the "baby" home from the hospital, it is now actually a baby, but just a clump of cells.

Posted by: B. Boxer at June 28, 2017 05:05 PM (LWu6U)

186 >>They're discovering who's the customer, and they're not liking the answer.

Life is cheap in Europe.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 05:05 PM (l4aLi)

187
Dick Durbin is being investigated by the FBI for possible collusion with Hodgkinson the Shooter of republicans?

That is really a big efffin deal, man.

Posted by: Joe Bidet at June 28, 2017 05:05 PM (m9X4Y)

188 I just going to assume that Durbin helped him procure the weapons.



This is a fair assumption as I have heard the same thing from a reliable anonymous source.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (Mouru)



I've heard the same from two anonymous sources.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 04:53 PM (QQ+il)


I've never heard him deny it. Has anybody?
Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 04:59 PM (qJhUV)


It's the seriousness of the charge that compels us to establish a special prosecutor to examine everyone Durble Durbin Dirty Dick Senator corresponds with.

Let the subpoenas for the Grand Jury begin!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 05:06 PM (TOk1P)

189 Was Hodgkinson's list in Durbin's handwriting? Until I see evidence to the contrary, it's the Troof.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

190 Seen on Breitbart Sports :Utah Girls File Federal Lawsuit to Play Football at School



Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:45 PM (rmVvL)

Am I the only one who thinks give them what they want? Good and hard.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2017 05:06 PM (tbOMB)

191 >>They want their own football league not join the boys, they want a
complete league with Marching bands and Cheerleaders just for girls.
They are allowed to join the boys team but they don't want that.


It's a shame all that Title IX funding is being used for things like campus women's centers and rape culture lectures and not sports, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 05:06 PM (NOIQH)

192 Seen on Breitbart Sports :Utah Girls File Federal Lawsuit to Play Football at School


I played football with the boys in my neighborhood until the 8th grade. Then, their testosterone kicked in and their muscle mass increased. Yeah, I quit after that. I can't believe their parents are all, "you go girl" about it. It's just begging for a serious injury.

Posted by: no good deed at June 28, 2017 05:07 PM (hsb2w)

193 The state makes all the decisions, and if you disagree, the State will remind you who's paying. "

FIFY.

Citizen = cost center

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 05:07 PM (MINbv)

194 Durbin's office will say they lost/destroyed the emails and the FBI will be totes OK with it.
Posted by: shibumi


The hard drive crashed! The dog chewed up the computer!

I got a virus in my e-mails

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!

Dick "dick" Durban

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 28, 2017 05:07 PM (RFeQD)

195 OT a local news story about a young couple 23 years old in northern MN. Apparently they post a bunch of stunt type videos on You Tube. They wanted to be famous, it was their actual goal as stupid as it sounds. The bf thought it would be cool to have his girlfriend shoot him in the chest while he held a thick hard cover encyclopedia that would stop the bullet. Sounds like a dumb idea right? Of course, what makes it even more dumb. He had her do it with a .50 cal. ! Yea, he's dead and she's in jail. The idiots did this in front of their three year old and she's pregnant with number two on the way so unfortunately they've reproduced. Darwin award nominees for sure. Well at least they are famous now. SMDH

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:07 PM (2S3bc)

196 Can you imagine if this assassin had been going after Democrats and had this much correspondence with Republican Senators?

Posted by: Maritime at June 28, 2017 05:07 PM (IDhq0)

197 And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

Posted by: Nominal Dick Durbin at June 28, 2017 05:07 PM (LAe3v)

198
They want their own football league not join the boys, they want a complete league with Marching bands and Cheerleaders just for girls. They are allowed to join the boys team but they don't want that. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 28, 2017 05:02 PM (dKiJG)

Football teams are very expensive.Mens teams bring in millions of dollars to the university,nobody is going to pay to watch womens football

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 28, 2017 05:07 PM (lKyWE)

199 Posted by: New York Tmies at June 28, 2017 05:02 PM (g8OaB)

TIMMAH!

Posted by: TIMMAH! at June 28, 2017 05:08 PM (HgMAr)

200 197 And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
Posted by: Nominal Dick Durbin at June 28, 2017 05:07 PM (LAe3v)

How was your succulent Chinese meal?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 05:08 PM (0mRoj)

201 Just think of how many muzzies the future bills for that baby can allow to have safe FGM procedures. Saving our children is not who we are.

Posted by: NHS at June 28, 2017 05:08 PM (npdX6)

202 nobody is going to pay to watch womens football
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

so says you

Posted by: WNBA at June 28, 2017 05:08 PM (FZYNt)

203 Personal foul, Mish Grabbing on #72. 15 yards and an automatic first down.

Posted by: Shit heard on the loudspeaker at June 28, 2017 05:08 PM (iNmxH)

204 Those poor parents need to name names.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (QQ+il)

205 My guess is there's nothing really damning in his emails, but probably something that really sounds the wrong tone considering the shooting took place -- enough it would be actionable in court.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (39g3+)

206 didn't have any marching band. Of course, they sucked "

Not a pro musician, but I may have noticed the problem. ..

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (MINbv)

207 >>They're discovering who's the customer, and they're not liking the answer.

In socialized medicine the patients are just the guinea pigs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (rZ+mb)

208 e federal bailout of financially imploding Illinois.

Even the Mississippi can't flush a turd that size without Uncle Sam's help.

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (FhXTo)

209 I played football with the boys in my neighborhood until the 8th grade. Then, their testosterone kicked in and their muscle mass increased. Yeah, I quit after that. I can't believe their parents are all, "you go girl" about it. It's just begging for a serious injury.

Posted by: no good deed at June 28, 2017 05:07 PM (hsb2w)

Yep, we had chick like you in the Bronx. She grew up quite nicely actually. We guys wished we had tackled her more often.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (31vnC)

210 Speculation: The e-mails contain a response from Durbin's office saying "You need to do everything you can to help us stop the Republican Agenda."

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (z/Ubi)

211 OK....I thought the latest progressive thoughts on football were it's barbaric, causes massive injuries ("Concussion" movie), and if Obama had a son he wouldn't let him play football.

And now they're doing a 180 and saying that it's not only good, but it's safe enough for girls?????

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (NOIQH)

212 If you were going somewhere knowing there would be a bunch of racists running around with baseball bats, you'd bring a gun too amirite?

-----

This advice fits in with the MS-13 thread too. I don't go anywhere near Sterling without a CCW and at least one spare mag....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (2VN2E)

213 Has Dick "Dick" Durbin ever been able to satisfactorily prove where he was when Jon Benet Ramsey was murdered?

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (j+dfT)

214 Durbin is the turd who accused our military of being like the Nazis and Pol Pot in reference to Gitmo.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (l513m)

215 Help me out here a bit as my memory on this is a bit shaky -- Was Durbin the lucky recipient of Obama's vacant "A Senate seat is a valuable fucking thing" Blago salesmanship, or did that shifty semi-Repub Kirk steal it from the Dems, before Tammy managed to steal it back?

The easiest way to interview an Illinois politician is by scheduling a prison visit with them.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (6jaju)

216 OT a local news story about a young couple 23 years old in northern MN. Apparently they post a bunch of stunt type videos on You Tube. They wanted to be famous, it was their actual goal as stupid as it sounds. The bf thought it would be cool to have his girlfriend shoot him in the chest while he held a thick hard cover encyclopedia that would stop the bullet. Sounds like a dumb idea right? Of course, what makes it even more dumb. He had her do it with a .50 cal. ! Yea, he's dead and she's in jail. The idiots did this in front of their three year old and she's pregnant with number two on the way so unfortunately they've reproduced. Darwin award nominees for sure. Well at least they are famous now. SMDH
Posted by: Minnfidel at June



so you are mostly upset they did not try this three years ago?


never thought of a practice shot?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (0wem/)

217 A girl only football league sounds better than boys winning State championship in the girls division, I guess it all comes down to what your definition of a girl is? Oh wait...never mind.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 05:10 PM (6Ll1u)

218 This isn't just a "single payer" problem, this is a state-as-ultimate-authority problem, and a decadent European leftist trying to redefine life as only "life" if it has "quality."

There are tons of problems with single payer, but I do not think this is one of them, and it undermines the other issues.

(and for those who forgot (all of you) -- medicare killed my dad, so I know about the problems with single payer.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 28, 2017 05:10 PM (LWu6U)

219 It's a shame all that Title IX funding is being used for things like campus women's centers and rape culture lectures and not sports, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 05:06 PM (NOIQH)


Title IX and the ADA both need to be repealed. They are some of the shittiest legislation ever.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 05:10 PM (rZ+mb)

220 derp

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at June 28, 2017 05:10 PM (l4aLi)

221 203 Personal foul, Mish Grabbing on #72. 15 yards and an automatic first down.
Posted by: Shit heard on the loudspeaker

Defensive pass interference on the DD's of #54. Ball placed at half the distance to the goal line.

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 05:10 PM (FZYNt)

222 Damn, off Bawney sock

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2017 05:11 PM (31vnC)

223 Durbin is dumber than a fence post and a more sniveling smirk than our previous POTUS.

Posted by: colfax mingo at June 28, 2017 05:11 PM (qJ+iT)

224

See my rant/observations from the morning thread.

Did Dick Durbin and/or others at the highest levels of the Democrat Party knowingly aid and abet a terrorist attack on their political opposition?

If they did, then all bets are well and truly off.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:11 PM (mbhDw)

225 oh, it was a desert eagle .50 cal, not a barrett .50 cal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:11 PM (0wem/)

226 g'afternoon, 'rons

Posted by: a at June 28, 2017 05:11 PM (KCxzN)

227 The bf thought it would be cool to have his girlfriend shoot him in the chest while he held a thick hard cover encyclopedia that would stop the bullet.

I guess he misunderstood those Knowledge is Power PSAs.

Posted by: no good deed at June 28, 2017 05:11 PM (hsb2w)

228 Title IX has kiled so many boys sports teams because of it's demand for equality.Wome simply aren't interested in sports as much as men so biys teams have to go to make things "equal".

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:11 PM (rmVvL)

229 My only question is how can someone so stupid have money to spend on a .50 cal?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 28, 2017 05:11 PM (LWu6U)

230
so you are mostly upset they did not try this three years ago?


never thought of a practice shot?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM

Stupid people shouldn't breed. A .50 cal. makes cover merely concealment. Not sure if he tried a practice shot but I can't imagine any situation where a .50 wouldn't penetrate any book.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:11 PM (2S3bc)

231 220 derp

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at June 28, 2017 05:10 PM (l4aLi)

Simple yet so true.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (4ErVI)

232 225 Still...

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (rmVvL)

233 Once Illinois is parceled out to the neighboring states, Durbin will be out of a job.

Posted by: JAS at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (EX4Wr)

234 We had a Girl join the football team in 1987 for the middle school team. She didn't last too long, the other teams didn't know she was a girl and got hit hard and stopped coming to practice.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (dKiJG)

235 Funny, how after the initial interest in Mr. Hodgkinson, nothing has "leaked"

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (e8kgV)

236 Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:07 PM (2S3bc)

How stupid can you be? They didn't realize everyone fakes their videos? I can't believe people are this stupid.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (Ri/rl)

237 Personal Foul. Fat Shaming, 81, Defense. Automatic first down

Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (qJhUV)

238 202 nobody is going to pay to watch womens football
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Have you watched the lingerie football league, now called the Legend football league? It's worth at least 10 minutes of viewing.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (l513m)

239 Speculation: The e-mails contain a response from Durbin's office saying "You need to do everything you can to help us stop the Republican Agenda."
Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (z/Ubi)


Exactly:

"It's wonderful Americans like you who help me to rid Washington of the rotten Republican influence!"

Oops.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (TOk1P)

240 this is a state-as-ultimate-authority problem"

Le etat, c'est moi.
B (Louie) Obumbles

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (MINbv)

241 >>Help me out here a bit as my memory on this is a bit shaky -- Was Durbin the lucky recipient of Obama's vacant "A Senate seat is a valuable fucking thing" Blago salesmanship, or did that shifty semi-Repub Kirk steal it from the Dems, before Tammy managed to steal it back?

No, Durbin was in the Senate before that.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (/tuJf)

242 Yes it was a Desert Eagle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:13 PM (2S3bc)

243 What we are doing now is because we took away your guns a long time ago.

Posted by: NHS at June 28, 2017 05:13 PM (npdX6)

244 Cheerleaders for a girls football team? LOL.




Skinny jeans wearing man-bunners.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 05:13 PM (FeRav)

245 . . . if Obama had a son he wouldn't let him play football.
Posted by: Lizzy
_______

If Obama had a son, we could at least surmise that Obama may be heterosexual.

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2017 05:13 PM (j+dfT)

246 never thought of a practice shot?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (0wem/)


They only had one book.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 05:13 PM (rZ+mb)

247 Didn't I see that there is a girl kicker playing for a college team this year?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 05:13 PM (6Ll1u)

248 Football teams are very expensive.Mens teams bring in millions of dollars to the university,nobody is going to pay to watch womens football
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


Well, if the women are very attractive, hot and sweaty and playing in lingerie, you could probably sell some tickets.

Seriously, football is an expensive sport for schools to play, even high schools. My son played for a pretty good high school team, and I was amazed at how fast and how hard high school kids hit and tackle now.
I couldn't think of the most athletic girl I know of surviving, let alone playing, out there.
And one of his best friends was the starting middle linebacker, 6 ft 3, 215-220 lb (big athletic kid!), and by the time he was a senior in high school, he was actually getting sick of football, because he was getting hurt all the time.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 28, 2017 05:13 PM (RFeQD)

249 Fucking retards, everybody uses the intertubes now.

Posted by: Encyclopedia Brittanica at June 28, 2017 05:13 PM (iNmxH)

250
trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

!!

Posted by: original jake at June 28, 2017 05:14 PM (iOfx0)

251 The emails could contain photos of a nude Dick Durbin strangling prostitutes.

I don't know and won't know until Durbin releases the information.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 28, 2017 05:14 PM (4ErVI)

252 They only had one book.


*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 05:14 PM (QQ+il)

253 If Obama had a son, we could at least surmise that Obama may be heterosexual.
Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2017 05:13 PM (j+dfT)

Sorry; What does the gender have to do with whether Obama's heterosexual or not?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2017 05:14 PM (soOgU)

254 Stupid people shouldn't breed. A .50 cal. makes cover merely concealment. Not sure if he tried a practice shot but I can't imagine any situation where a .50 wouldn't penetrate any book.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:11 PM (2S3bc)


A copy of the BarkyCare bill would have stopped it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 05:14 PM (rZ+mb)

255 It's worth at least 10 minutes of viewing"

10 minutes? I'm impressed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 05:14 PM (MINbv)

256 Personal foul# 71, defense, giving the shocker while the player was in a defenseless position. Half the distance to the goal.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:14 PM (2S3bc)

257 225 oh, it was a desert eagle .50 cal, not a barrett .50 cal.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:11 PM (0wem/)

Still retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 28, 2017 05:14 PM (0mRoj)

258 Dear Media,

Senator Dick Dick cannot speak with you today. He has come down with a sudden case of Hodgkinson's Disease.

Posted by: The Dick's Office at June 28, 2017 05:14 PM (TOk1P)

259 "I can't imagine any situation where a .50 wouldn't penetrate any book."

--------------

Bet it couldn't get 1/3 of the way through the Obamacare regs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 28, 2017 05:15 PM (npdX6)

260 253-The gender of his children, I mean. Heterosexual men only have boy children?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2017 05:15 PM (soOgU)

261 I can't stand Durbin, but having worked for an elected official, the correspondence between a constituent and his office is private and protected from the public.

They have turned it over to the authorities and it should be handled there.

This is the way it is for any private citizen contacting their congress critter or state legislator.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 28, 2017 05:15 PM (0xzXo)

262 No, Durbin was in the Senate before that.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (/tuJf)
He's been feeding at the public trough since 1983 - congresscritter until 1997, then senator.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 05:15 PM (EgOr3)

263 239 Speculation: The e-mails contain a response from Durbin's office saying "You need to do everything you can to help us stop the Republican Agenda."
Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2017 05:09 PM (z/Ubi)


Exactly:

"It's wonderful Americans like you who help me to rid Washington of the rotten Republican influence!"

Oops.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (TOk1P)


If it was just a form letter response, Turdbin could bob and weave. If it was a personal note from him to the terrorist, then that is a big problem.

I'll bet that that is the case.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

264 They only had one book.


*snort*
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 05:14 PM

It obviously wasn't a gun safety manual.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:15 PM (2S3bc)

265 255 It's worth at least 10 minutes of viewing"

10 minutes? I'm impressed.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 05:14 PM (MINbv)

I had to wait until they took their helmets off.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 28, 2017 05:15 PM (l513m)

266 They only had one book.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June


hey this is not as expensive as scotch but it is good coffee and makes just as big a mess!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:16 PM (0wem/)

267 258 Dear Media,

Senator Dick Dick cannot speak with you today. He has come down with a sudden case of Hodgkinson's Disease.
Posted by: The Dick's Office at June 28, 2017 05:14 PM (TOk1P)


Pining for the fjords in Ft. Marcy Park, eh?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:16 PM (mbhDw)

268 >>oh, it was a desert eagle .50 cal,

I take it REPLICA wasn't inscribed on the barrel.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 05:16 PM (/tuJf)

269 Have you seen the commercial(I forget what it is for) girl i full football pads showing up at a practice "The power to go anywhere" is the slogan.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:16 PM (rmVvL)

270
I'll bet that that is the case.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:15 PM

Yep.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:16 PM (2S3bc)

271 A copy of the BarkyCare bill would have stopped it"

Depends what was in it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 05:16 PM (MINbv)

272 That's the end of the quarter and the start of the period.

Posted by: Women's Football League announcer at June 28, 2017 05:16 PM (FZYNt)

273 269 Have you seen the commercial(I forget what it is for) girl i full football pads showing up at a practice "The power to go anywhere" is the slogan.
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:16 PM (dmvvl)



The power is in the shyster lawyers, not the pads.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:16 PM (mbhDw)

274 Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



Have you watched the lingerie football league, now called the Legend
football league? It's worth at least 2-3 minutes of viewing.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (l513m)

Fixed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2017 05:17 PM (tbOMB)

275 Still retarded.
Posted by: Insomniac at June



well yeah but less retarded.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:17 PM (0wem/)

276 269
Have you seen the commercial(I forget what it is for) girl i full
football pads showing up at a practice "The power to go anywhere" is the
slogan.



Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:16 PM (rmVvL)
I have seen it. WTF is that for, I either never noticed or don't remember.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 05:17 PM (EgOr3)

277 In theory, a girl could be the place kicker, like in the Visa commercials.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)

278 If the book stops it the impact still might stop your heart...

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:17 PM (rmVvL)

279 so was the bullet magnet undocumented?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:17 PM (0wem/)

280 The gender of his children, I mean. Heterosexual men only have boy children?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2017 05:15 PM

Dear girl, let me hold your shovel.
And give me a hug.

Posted by: Joe Bidet at June 28, 2017 05:17 PM (m9X4Y)

281 274 Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



Have you watched the lingerie football league, now called the Legend
football league? It's worth at least 2-3 minutes of viewing.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 28, 2017 05:12 PM (l513m)

Fixed.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

don't forget the lotion

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 05:17 PM (FZYNt)

282 I take it REPLICA wasn't inscribed on the barrel.

Shrinkage. ..

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 28, 2017 05:17 PM (MINbv)

283 Sorry; What does the gender have to do with whether Obama's heterosexual or not?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
_____

Failed attempt at snark. And I hate it when I get called out by the AOSHQ Chaplain.

* hangs head *

Posted by: Furious George at June 28, 2017 05:17 PM (j+dfT)

284 I just going to assume that Durbin helped him procure the weapons.



This is a fair assumption as I have heard the same thing from a reliable anonymous source.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 04:50 PM (Mouru)



I've heard the same from two anonymous sources.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 04:53 PM (QQ+il)


I've never heard him deny it. Has anybody?
Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 04:59 PM (qJhUV)

--------For Immediate Release----------

Sources close to the issue state that Democrat Senator Dick Durbin assisted James Hodgkinson in procuring the weapons used in the attempted assassination of Congressman Scalise. It is well known that the State of Illinois has a Byzantine Firearms law that makes it difficult for the average citizen to legally possess guns. The assistance of a powerful connected politician would be one explanation of how Mr. Hodgkinson was able to amass his deadly arsenal. Senator Durbin's office refuses to comment.

-Bizarro CNN

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 05:18 PM (4dz1m)

285
And by the way, notice how quick the FBI said "nothing to see here; move along," vis a vis the wife.

What's on the terrorist's and her computers????

The world wonders . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

286
"I can't imagine any situation where a .50 wouldn't penetrate any book."

Maybe you'd be safe using the tax code

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 28, 2017 05:18 PM (lKyWE)

287 277 Local HS team a few years ago had a girl PK,she was terrible(granted,many HS kickers are not very good)She didn't do kick offs though,she missed a PAT.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:19 PM (rmVvL)

288
What are the odds that the weapon used to shoot up Scalise and the others was a Fast and Furious rifle?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

289 To be fair Dick "Dick" Durbin wasn't necessarily contracting a hit on Scalise with James Hodgkinson-

though that would seem to be the way to bet.

Dick "Dick" Durbin could easily have been offering James Hodgkinson a sloppy blowjob behind the Senate dumpster.

So, take it easy on the guy.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2017 05:19 PM (NyJwR)

290 Sorry; What does the gender have to do with whether Obama's heterosexual or not?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

it's a trick question. His last name is Soetoro

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 05:19 PM (FZYNt)

291 In theory, a girl could be the place kicker, like in the Visa commercials.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)


It could even be a supermodel, like in Necessary Roughness.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2017 05:19 PM (rZ+mb)

292 "Dick" Durbin.
"Red" Durbin.
"Turban" Durbin.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2017 05:19 PM (D5mq0)

293 289 Posted by: naturalfake at June 28, 2017 05:19 PM (NyJwR)


Robert B. Reichhhhhhhhh-uh with muscles is a turn on for him, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:20 PM (mbhDw)

294 I have to say the girls in the Legend League do try to rip each other's heads off. They take it serious even though they are hardly wearing anything except a helmet and shoulder pads.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 28, 2017 05:20 PM (l513m)

295 We discussed my my all time favorite movie:

Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Kill!

Posted by: Lodgekinson Podgekinson Hodgekinson at June 28, 2017 05:20 PM (A3b6q)

296 Oh, haha. From Wikipedia. At least they try . . .

Durbin's wife Loretta was a lobbyist, and it was reported by the Chicago Tribune in 2014 that some of her "clients have received federal funding promoted by [Durbin]". The Durbins maintain that they try to avoid conflicts of interest, however.

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 05:20 PM (EgOr3)

297 I have seen it. WTF is that for, I either never noticed or don't remember.

I think it's Kleenex.
It doesn't show the part where she needs one because she got knocked on her ass and needs one to wipe her tears.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 05:20 PM (qJhUV)

298 What did Senator Durbin know, and when did he know it??

Posted by: davidt at June 28, 2017 05:20 PM (XoldI)

299 Have you seen the commercial(I forget what it is for) girl i full football pads showing up at a practice "The power to go anywhere" is the slogan.
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:16 PM (rmVvL)

MLB commercial shows a Girl Pitching and says something to the effect future MLB Pitcher.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 28, 2017 05:21 PM (dKiJG)

300 My guess is they sent Hodgkinson a standard fundraising form letter that says something like "Mr. Hodgkinson, the Democratic party needs your help to get rid of Trump!" or something like that. Innocuous, but fodder for a million memes and political ads.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 28, 2017 05:21 PM (ppaKI)

301 "Murderin" Durbin.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2017 05:21 PM (D5mq0)

302 I know that when I was stationed in Texas, parents would hold their sons back a grade to make sure they would be bigger and stronger in highschool. We have 280# linemen here in Cali in highschool.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 05:21 PM (6Ll1u)

303 >>I have to say the girls in the Legend League do try to rip each other's heads off. They take it serious even though they are hardly wearing anything except a helmet and shoulder pads.

Any hair pulling? Slapping.

Hang, I'll be right back.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 05:21 PM (/tuJf)

304 284

I think I should have used could rather than would in the second to last sentence. "could be one explanation" is weasel wordy enough to avoid defamation. And everyone knows that the MSM are weasels.

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 05:21 PM (4dz1m)

305 299 They tried a tv series about that,didn't last long.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:21 PM (rmVvL)

306 What he worry? He's not up for re-election until 2020.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 28, 2017 05:21 PM (xAvrH)

307 215 The Obama Senate seat that Blago put up for sale was filled by Mark Kirk and now is held by Tammy Duckworth.

Posted by: Secret Square at June 28, 2017 05:22 PM (+HoK2)

308 What are the odds that the weapon used to shoot up Scalise and the others was a Fast and Furious rifle?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw) fnord (mbhDw)


IIRC he had that a while, but there was a separate "GangWalker" operation in Chicago so it's not out of the range of possibility.

Personally I think the two US agents and hundreds of Mexicans killed in connection with that crap are too many, but there probably are more we don't know about.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 28, 2017 05:22 PM (wB8Tg)

309 288


What are the odds that the weapon used to shoot up Scalise and the others was a Fast and Furious rifle?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

Being that it was an SKS, slim to none. Barky armed the cartel's with the good stuff.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2017 05:22 PM (tbOMB)

310 BREAKING: An anonymous source tells this reporter that, coincidentally, Durbin also carries around a list of Republicans to assassinate in his pocket.

Posted by: ShainS at June 28, 2017 05:22 PM (Tu/Ru)

311 Hang, I'll be right back.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 05:21 PM (/tuJf)
-------

You turn that garbage off and stay right here where we can keep an eye on you.

Honestly. Boys.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 05:22 PM (sBOL1)

312 "Dick" Durbin.
"Red" Durbin.
"Turban" Durbin.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2017 05:19 PM (D5mq0)


"Durka-Durka" Durbin

Posted by: Team American Hat at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (vBeA5)

313 296 The Durbins maintain that they try to avoid conflicts of interest, however.
Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 05:20 PM (EgOr3)


"They try to avoid conflicts of interest . . . but you know how it is, right?"

So many faces and only two fists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

314 Durbin will be Senator for life... it is Ilinois

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (mHL0c)

315 Womens Olympic track and field world records are broken by 15yo boys

reason...testosterone

Posted by: original jake at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (iOfx0)

316 "Squirmin" Durbin.


"I did not have political relations with that man."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (D5mq0)

317 In a just world Durbin will spend the next decade getting buggered daily.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 28, 2017

What makes you think this is not already happening?

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (aEGbc)

318 Why would I watch women play football in lingerie when I can just as easily watch free porn?

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (rmVvL)

319 What are the odds that the weapon used to shoot up Scalise and the others was a Fast and Furious rifle?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

Pretty low. SKS is not a tightly controlled rifle, being a normally-stripper clip fed semi auto rifle made back in the 50's.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (3OIiX)

320 BREAKING: An anonymous source tells this reporter that, coincidentally, Durbin also carries around a list of Republicans to assassinate in his pocket.

Posted by: ShainS at June 28, 2017 05:22 PM (Tu/Ru)


Feel free to reach in and grab "it"...

Posted by: "Dick Pocket Pool" Durbin at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (vBeA5)

321

Well, I have to say that I know Chuck Schummer and Dick Durbin is no Chuck Schummer.

Posted by: Joe Bidet at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (m9X4Y)

322 CNN - A man was shot and killed today while attending the GOP softball practice. There were no other fatalities reported. Capital Hill police are investigating.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 28, 2017 05:24 PM (l513m)

323 307 215 The Obama Senate seat that Blago put up for sale was filled by Mark Kirk and now is held by Tammy Duckworth.
Posted by: Secret Square at June 28, 2017 05:22 PM (+HoK2)


Is it tasteless to say "like shooting Duckworths in a barrel?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:24 PM (mbhDw)

324 Are we safe? How long until Dick "Dick" Durbin sends a hit man after one of us?

Posted by: fluffy at June 28, 2017 05:24 PM (jw2Xw)

325 Didn't the center for the Patriots have a sister that played football? Of course I also think she was an olympic level weightlifter too if I remember correctly. And she looked like she could lay out some of the boys too.

Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2017 05:24 PM (z/Ubi)

326
It's not like if he releases the e-mails it will cost him any votes in Illinois

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 28, 2017 05:24 PM (lKyWE)

327 In a just world Durbin will spend the next decade getting buggered daily.



Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 28, 2017

What makes you think this is not already happening?


Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (aEGbc)
What makes you think he wouldn't like it?

Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 05:24 PM (EgOr3)

328 318 Why would I watch women play football in lingerie when I can just as easily watch free porn?
Posted by: steevy

some of us still remember the days when you had to be Indiana Jones to find free porn

old habits die hard

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2017 05:24 PM (FZYNt)

329 An SKS would definitely get the job done, quality notwithstanding.

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 05:25 PM (mHL0c)

330
Turd-bin. Put that in the style guide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

331 >>Speculation: The e-mails contain a response from Durbin's office saying
"You need to do everything you can to help us stop the Republican
Agenda."


^^^THIS

Probably some additional language along the lines of "American lives are at stake if Trump ends Obamacare..."

Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 05:25 PM (NOIQH)

332 Posted by: Peaches at June




what makes you think he is not enjoying the heck out of it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:25 PM (0wem/)

333 Anyone remember the Girl they brought to the NFL combine and she failed miserably and she came up with she was injured.

I am waiting for some Guy to sue the Female sports leagues and saying he is discriminated because of his sex. Yes he should win because it is.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 28, 2017 05:26 PM (dKiJG)

334 "Apparently it's both nothing important, and something important enough to hide from the public."

floor wax, dessert topping, yada yada ....

same story as the last post; simultaneously the worst hate crime ever and just a local story, nothing to see.

this has become the new normal.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 28, 2017 05:26 PM (i81II)

335 328Dude,I watched PBS foreign movies to get a glimpse of tit.I watched scrambled channels to see heavily distorted hoo ha.I've been through the wars...

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:26 PM (rmVvL)

336 if you can't trust a democrat from Illinois, who can you trust?

Posted by: Hack at June 28, 2017 05:26 PM (piR98)

337 What makes you think he wouldn't like it?


Posted by: Peaches at June 28, 2017 05:24 PM

Not mutually excusive.

Also, I expressed no opinion as to Mr. Dicks emotional status.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2017 05:26 PM (aEGbc)

338
It really is kinda silly, everybody knows the guy was psycho, not releasing the emails makes it sound like he made the threats and Durbin's office ignored it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2017 05:27 PM (r+sAi)

339 FBI Interviews Employees of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab

Apparently M. Flynn had business dealings with Kaspersky Lab.

Mueller casting a wide net to see what he can pull in.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 05:27 PM (l4aLi)

340 331 >>Speculation: The e-mails contain a response from Durbin's office saying
"You need to do everything you can to help us stop the Republican
Agenda."


^^^THIS

Probably some additional language along the lines of "American lives are at stake if Trump ends Obamacare..."
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 05:25 PM (NOIQH)


I think the e-mails were much more of a personal nature considering the terrorist's contacts with Bernie Sanders as a campaign worker, regardless of his level.

This shit is real. And beyond Durbin, the Fake Bureau of Insurrection is covering it up as fast as it can.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:27 PM (mbhDw)

341 some of us still remember the days


Porn has always been free. You just had to find someone who had the film, or could get you into the theater.

Posted by: Joe Bidet at June 28, 2017 05:27 PM (m9X4Y)

342 In other news, Dick Durbin is stuck with permanent micro-penis and is not a viable candidate to become a trans woman.

Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2017 05:28 PM (q177U)

343 An SKS would definitely get the job done, quality notwithstanding.
Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 05:25 PM (mHL0c)

Yeah, good trunk/trunk gun. One of the guys I went to college with got one with the spike bayonet still attached. Oddly, point of aim differed with the bayonet was extended or folded.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:28 PM (3OIiX)

344 54 41 Filed by 6 girls.
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 04:48 PM (rmVvL


All married to the same 50yo football coach.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 28, 2017 05:28 PM (lIZQs)

345 Got to cast a wide net when there is no real crime to find...

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:28 PM (rmVvL)

346 288
What are the odds that the weapon used to shoot up Scalise and the others was a Fast and Furious rifle?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

Last I heard, the rifle was a Norinco SKS carbine bought in 2003. Somewhere along the way he modified it to take AK magazines. Hodkinson had an IL FOID Card and jumped through the hoops to legally buy his three guns.

So not a F&F weapon.
No Gun Show Loophole.

So far, not identified as an NRA member. And you know that would have leaked if true.

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 05:28 PM (4dz1m)

347 339 FBI Interviews Employees of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab

Apparently M. Flynn had business dealings with Kaspersky Lab.

Mueller casting a wide net to see what he can pull in.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 05:27 PM (l4aLi)


Fire Mueller. NOW. With CNN on the ropes and the whole thing being exposed as fake, the country will be behind it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

348 >>This shit is real. And beyond Durbin, the Fake Bureau of Insurrection is covering it up as fast as it can.



That would certainly explain the bizarro FBI press conference.


Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 05:28 PM (NOIQH)

349 I know that when I was stationed in Texas, parents would hold their sons back a grade to make sure they would be bigger and stronger in highschool. We have 280# linemen here in Cali in highschool.



280 lb, 20 yr old linemen?
(Not out of the realm of possibility)
Fail a grade school grade & get held back one yr in hs and have a birthday after the magical date of September 30th....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 05:28 PM (FeRav)

350 You know what I hate the most nowadays, J.J., you can't just dismiss conspiracy theories.

Posted by: no good deed at June 28, 2017 05:29 PM (hsb2w)

351 meh my guess is that the assassin wrote something about Trump and the republicans being a threat to the nation that had to be stopped at all costs and they sent him something, maybe even a form letter, saying more or less the same thing. Makes sense with the rhetoric that has been flying around though it is unfortunate for dick that he sent it to someone willing to shoot people.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:29 PM (0wem/)

352 Why would I watch women play football in lingerie when I can just as easily watch free porn?
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (rmVvL)



This is the type of insightful comment that keeps AoSHQ from being just another HotAir.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 05:29 PM (Mouru)

353 Yeah, good trunk/trunk gun. One of the guys I went to college with got one with the spike bayonet still attached. Oddly, point of aim differed with the bayonet was extended or folded.



Folded possibly put torque on the barrel.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 05:30 PM (FeRav)

354 HS kinemen pushing 300 are not as uncmon as you'd think.Check out the scouting services that rate prospects for college recruiters.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:30 PM (rmVvL)

355 @cicero

From your lips to God's ears...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:30 PM (3OIiX)

356 FBI Interviews Employees of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab

My god daughter works for them, Should I tell her to get a lawyer?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 05:30 PM (qJhUV)

357 The one with folding bayonet are the Chinese cooies I think...

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:31 PM (rmVvL)

358 Oddly, point of aim differed with the bayonet was extended or folded.




Folded possibly put torque on the barrel.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 05:30 PM (FeRav

It changes the barrel harmonics. Try pressing down on the barrel when you shoot it and I bet you notice a shift in POI, too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2017 05:31 PM (tbOMB)

359 I think Durbin's office response will be even worse than that; it's going to be "You will be able to find Republicans at this ballfield in Arlington, VA, at 9 AM tomorrow morning." Maybe even complete with a google map so he couldn't miss it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 05:31 PM (OmOvC)

360 356 FBI Interviews Employees of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab

My god daughter works for them, Should I tell her to get a lawyer?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 05:30 PM (qJhUV)


Never can be too safe these days.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2017 05:31 PM (l4aLi)

361 ^^^THIS

Probably some additional language along the lines of "American lives are at stake if Trump ends Obamacare..."
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 05:25 PM (NOIQH)



"If Republicans don't die, the uninsured will."

Too explicit?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 05:32 PM (Mouru)

362 >>Why would I watch women play football in lingerie when I can just as easily watch free porn?

Because sometimes you wanna nut, sometimes you don't.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 05:32 PM (/tuJf)

363
HS kinemen pushing 300 are not as uncmon as you'd think.Check out the scouting services that rate prospects for college recruiters.
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:30 PM (rmVvL)


Hall of Famer Jerry Kramer played gaurd at 245lbs and that was considered good size back then

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 28, 2017 05:32 PM (lKyWE)

364 Just a hunch: guy says a bunch of shit about Republicans = Nazis and Trump = Hitler and Dickhead's staffs says "yea verily, dude". And then the guy says he's gonna act on this by taking them out, and Dickhead's staff goes silent and doesn't raise a red flag... because narrative is RIGHTWING hate.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 28, 2017 05:32 PM (dSzXU)

365 So now every demand about Trump's taxes can be met with "Release Durbin's terrorist emails."




Nice.

Posted by: dagny at June 28, 2017 05:32 PM (wQp4D)

366 359 I think Durbin's office response will be even worse than that; it's going to be "You will be able to find Republicans at this ballfield in Arlington, VA, at 9 AM tomorrow morning." Maybe even complete with a google map so he couldn't miss it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 05:31 PM (OmOvC)


This is what I believe. Could even go beyond Turdbin to a Soros operation or the Kalorama Kaliphate Kompound.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw)

367 Oddly, point of aim differed with the bayonet was extended or folded.




Folded possibly put torque on the barrel.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 05:30 PM (FeRav

It changes the barrel harmonics. Try pressing down on the barrel when you shoot it and I bet you notice a shift in POI, too.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 28, 2017 05:31 PM (tbOMB)

All totally possible, dunno. Sold mine back in the 90's to get a VEPR-K. I will say that it shot true to point of aim with the bayonet extended. Folded, off by a few inches at 100 yards.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:33 PM (3OIiX)

368 I own an SKS, and a 30.30. Both of them throw a heavy bullet... not great range for either... but close up, well

Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 05:33 PM (mHL0c)

369 "If Republicans don't die, the uninsured will."

Too explicit?




Too tame.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 28, 2017 05:33 PM (FeRav)

370 331 >>Speculation: The e-mails contain a response from Durbin's office saying
"You need to do everything you can to help us stop the Republican
Agenda."


^^^THIS

Probably some additional language along the lines of "American lives are at stake if Trump ends Obamacare..."
Posted by: Lizzy at June 28, 2017 05:25 PM (NOIQH)

------

"Ending Obamacare will kill millions. We must act now. You know what to do."

The Democrats have been calling for mass murder by any unstable leftist who can hear their dog whistle, and the Arlington Baseball Massacre has not caused them to moderate their talk. If anything, getting the desired result has encouraged them and they are more strident than ever.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2017 05:33 PM (D5mq0)

371 So now every demand about Trump's taxes can be met with "Release Durbin's terrorist emails."


That would be hilarious. Trump should tweet that every day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 28, 2017 05:34 PM (Mouru)

372 I think Durbin's office response will be even worse than that; it's going to be "You will be able to find Republicans at this ballfield in Arlington, VA, at 9 AM tomorrow morning." Maybe even complete with a google map so he couldn't miss it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 05:31 PM (OmOvC)

I always hear your posts in Kevin Murphy's voice

I just add the kind of dripping disgust he was so good at to that last line.

Perfection.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:34 PM (3OIiX)

373 370 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2017 05:33 PM (D5mq0)


They're itching to bring on the conservative version of Israel's Operation Cast Lead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2017 05:34 PM (mbhDw)

374 329 An SKS would definitely get the job done, quality notwithstanding.
Posted by: kraken at June 28, 2017 05:25 PM (mHL0c)

The 7.62 x 39 SKS and AK 47 have killed millions world wide. Mostly unarmed peasants, women and children, but they also killed many soldiers too.

We are lucky that no one he shot died. Be glad he was a progressive fuck up in everything he did. The doctors in Washington DC do get a lot of experience with gun shot wounds.

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 05:34 PM (4dz1m)

375 funny thing is no matter how much the left spins and dances the shooters never come from our side. They finally get an angry wife beating, daughter abusing white male and he is a union guy from illinois who was corresponding with durbin and sanders. with a legally obtained gun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2017 05:34 PM (0wem/)

376 Pretty low. SKS is not a tightly controlled rifle, being a normally-stripper clip fed semi auto rifle made back in the 50's.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (3OIiX)

I put a Draganov stock on my SKS, replaced the bayonet with a bipod. It's just awesome fun to shoot.

Posted by: troyriser at June 28, 2017 05:36 PM (Fw5cQ)

377 One thing I read in the Mollie Hemingway piece is that the NY Times wrote about the baseball practices and that the security was light.If it is true,I mean,why describe the security as being light?They wanted something like this to happen?

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:36 PM (rmVvL)

378 Pretty low. SKS is not a tightly controlled rifle, being a normally-stripper clip fed semi auto rifle made back in the 50's.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:23 PM (3OIiX)

I put a Draganov stock on my SKS, replaced the bayonet with a bipod. It's just awesome fun to shoot.
Posted by: troyriser at June 28, 2017 05:36 PM (Fw5cQ)

I have a Korean friend who can/has shoot his Dragonov one-handed. I'm envious. Don't really have a great location for long range shooting, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:37 PM (3OIiX)

379 Content of the e-mail Durbin sent:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycfra55l

Posted by: The Triggering Hat at June 28, 2017 05:37 PM (vBeA5)

380 I hope Ace does a post on the McEnroe kerfuffle. It is a microcosm of everything wrong with media and society.

Posted by: Keyser at June 28, 2017 05:38 PM (v8/5X)

381 Damn straight. Anyone that "reaches out" to me is going to pull back a bloody stump.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 28, 2017 04:53 PM (QQ+il)

Amen!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 28, 2017 05:38 PM (Id9+8)

382 We have a lot of Pacific Islanders here, they are just a little bit bigger than the Black kids. Not much though anymore, and corn fed Midwest white kids are pretty close. The majority of big players come from California, Texas, Ohio and Florida.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 28, 2017 05:38 PM (6Ll1u)

383 hope Ace does a post on the McEnroe kerfuffle. It is a microcosm of everything wrong with media and society.
Posted by: Keyser at June 28, 2017 05:38 PM (v8/5X)

Same here.

That was another nothingburger the media is getting the vapors over.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 28, 2017 05:39 PM (3OIiX)

384 According to Drudge, #TheResistance has resorted to using puppets.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2017 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

385 Both high schools in our East Texas town have 300+ pound offensive linemen pretty regularly now, and these are 17 year olds.

Part of the reason East Texas has way more players in the NFL than you would think we should.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2017 05:39 PM (OmOvC)

386 We have the Durbin emails and we'll be using them to fhdusauh1324332fdsgp;hfs;

Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 28, 2017 05:39 PM (l4aLi)

387 One thing I read in the Mollie Hemingway piece is that the NY Times wrote about the baseball practices and that the security was light.If it is true,I mean,why describe the security as being light?They wanted something like this to happen?
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:36 PM (rmVvL)
--------

Do you mean the NYT wrote about the baseball practices before the shooting, or after? If they wrote about them before, and I don't know why they would, exactly, then they shouldn't have even mentioned security at all. Most Congresscritters, House or Senate, don't have security.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 05:39 PM (sBOL1)

388 335 328Dude,I watched PBS foreign movies to get a glimpse of tit.I watched scrambled channels to see heavily distorted hoo ha.I've been through the wars...
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:26 PM (rmVvL)


We had an old console tv that for some reason was able to show CineMax at "poor antenna" quality is how I would put it 90% of the time. In high school my house was where we would watch wrestling while also sometimes doing chemistry or physics homework. Occasionally after it was over we would flip over to Cinemax to see if it was Skinemax and play "real or fake"

Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2017 05:40 PM (z/Ubi)

389 Nood! (Always wanted to say that)

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 28, 2017 05:40 PM (lIZQs)

390 356 FBI Interviews Employees of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab

My god daughter works for them, Should I tell her to get a lawyer?
Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2017 05:30 PM (qJhUV)

-----

I would tell her that if the FBI wants to talk to her, say "I will be happy to talk to you as soon as I contact my lawyer. May I have your card, so we can arrange the interview?"

And then STFU and call you and get a lawyer ASAP.

Posted by: rd at June 28, 2017 05:40 PM (4dz1m)

391 My SKS is accurate as hell. I think I paid 90.00 for it back in the late nineties. I put a muzzle brake on it and with open sights it's center almost every time at 100 yards no problem. Fun and cheap to shoot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 28, 2017 05:40 PM (2S3bc)

392 Nood.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 28, 2017 05:41 PM (aEGbc)

393 387 Supposedly before.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (rmVvL)

394 And even better, when Dickhead's staff is asked why they didn't think to warn someone, their excuse is... WE GET THESE THREATS ALL THE TIME! Ouch.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 28, 2017 05:43 PM (dSzXU)

395 Because sometimes you wanna nut, sometimes you don't.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2017 05:32

--------

I lol'd. *wipes off monitor*

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 28, 2017 05:44 PM (Dhht7)

396 387 Supposedly before.
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2017 05:42 PM (rmVvL)
--------

That really is weird, then. I don't know why they'd do that.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Essentials of Moronic Cooking at June 28, 2017 05:46 PM (sBOL1)

397 I think the email went something like this...aka why Dick is so reluctant. Don't supoenas work here?
------------------------------------------
Hi Dick!!

I am ready, as we discussed in March. Thanks for the cash, maps and burner phones! Have scoped out the park and the guys at the Y are used to me now.

Takin' it to the streets, bro!
~Jimmy

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 28, 2017 06:05 PM (J5mzk)

398 @387...bluebell...they even described the black SUV for the Capitol police. Or so I read.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 28, 2017 06:07 PM (J5mzk)

399 hey, illin noise, thanks alot. great pair of senators you have there. not a smidgen of corruption. why is that guy with the hair in prison again?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 28, 2017 05:03

That's not all of it chavez. In my lifetime we've had 10 IL govs, excluding the present one. 5 out of 10 have been convicted of some crime!

Posted by: Farmer at June 28, 2017 06:19 PM (yJ1e6)

400 asshat

Posted by: Leslie at June 28, 2017 06:21 PM (XDUfX)

401 So, is the FBI the CNN of investigative agencies - they only look into the things they're interested in? Because to me, that would be disturbing.

Posted by: norrin radd, wielder of the power cosmic at June 28, 2017 06:22 PM (3Lyjl)

402 "In my lifetime we've had 10 IL govs, excluding the present one. 5 out of 10 have been convicted of some crime!"

I only count four: Otto Kerner (D), Dan Walker (D), George Ryan (R), and Rod Blagojevich (D). There is a fifth governor who SHOULD have been convicted, Len Small (R), but if he was within your lifetime (he was gov in the Roaring 20s), you must be considerably older than 29...

Posted by: Secret Square at June 28, 2017 06:33 PM (9WuX0)

403 I only count four: Otto Kerner (D), Dan Walker (D), George Ryan (R), and Rod Blagojevich (D). There is a fifth governor who SHOULD have been convicted, Len Small (R), but if he was within your lifetime (he was gov in the Roaring 20s), you must be considerably older than 29...
Posted by: Secret Square at June 28, 2017 06:33

You missed Stratton. I was born in 55.

And the ration is 3 Dems to 2 Reps. We're bipartisan like that.

Posted by: Farmer at June 28, 2017 07:48 PM (yJ1e6)

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