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Colbert's Ratings Slip Back Behind Fallon's

CNN's, MSNBC's, and Colbert's ratings all rely on the idea that there is a Great Impeachment a-coming, just around the bend.

But what happens when the Rubes start to suspect they're being taken for a ride?

According to The Wrap, "The Tonight Show's" Jimmy Fallon beat Colbert in ratings for the first time since Trump's inauguration in January. In total viewers, Fallon had 2.66 million to Colbert's 2.62 million. He also crushed Colbert in the coveted 18-49 demo, with a .68 rating to Colbert's .42. In total, Fallon had a 62 percent demo lead over Colbert.

Last week, Fallon saw his highest ratings in the 18-49 demo since the week of April 3-7. One explanation for Fallon's newfound success is that CBS didn't include Thursday and Friday's ratings for Colbert because the network aired reruns on those days.

Speaking of ratings: CNN decided to rebut the Project Veritas sting video in which a producer said CNN runs "mostly bullshit" Russia stories all day "for the ratings" by... citing their ratings.


Note the The Most Trusted Name in News also included a typo there ("it's" instead of "its"). They also cited a single fact -- not plural facts -- and then said "Those are the facts" instead of "That's the fact."

And speaking even more of ratings (this is the Age of Trump, after all), Megyn Kelly's ratings have fallen for the fourth straight week.

Megyn Kelly's Sunday night newsmagazine show's ratings dropped for a fourth consecutive week since debuting earlier this month on NBC, according to Nielsen Media Research.

The latest episode of "Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly" averaged 3.4 million viewers and an 0.4 rating in the key 18- to 49-year-old demographic that advertisers covet most.

..

Overall, Kelly's week 4 came third behind a repeat of CBS's "60 Minutes," which delivered 7.1 million viewers and an 0.7 demographic rating, and a repeat of ABC's "America's Funniest Home Videos," which brought in 3.9 million viewers and a 0.7 demographic rating.

Why? Well, she lost her old Fox audience, and the liberal audience that pretended to like her only liked her because she was making the liberal case against Trump on Fox.

She has no particular cache as yet another NBC flake making the liberal case against Trump on NBC, and liberals no longer feel the need to support this Victim of Trump.

Posted by: Ace at 05:57 PM




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1 It's

Posted by: Monty Python's Flying Circus at June 27, 2017 05:59 PM (sdi6R)

2 People are tiring of "lectureporn" from jerks like Colbert.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 05:59 PM (NOIQH)

3 Even we at the HQ don't want to talk about this one

Posted by: tbodie at June 27, 2017 06:01 PM (zsMTB)

4 So Megyn is falling behind epic fail, kiddie, and funny pet videos on "America's Funniest Home Videos."

Yeah, I'd rather watch re-runs of cats knocking over toddlers than Megyn wearing her latest LOOK AT MEEEE! bondage outfit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 06:01 PM (PY9jH)

5 John Podhoretz is a globe sized twathead.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 27, 2017 06:01 PM (+dsLj)

6 Hasn't Colbert saved enough money by now to get that weird ear fixed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 06:02 PM (PY9jH)

7 Colbert and Fallon...don't like either of them.

Colbert's a hypocritcal prick and Fallon is a talentless monkey.

But hey, if CNN looks bad, I'm as happy as Pharrell

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:02 PM (3OIiX)

8 She's bleeding from her viewers!

Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 06:02 PM (SkuXa)

9 So what is lectureporn? It is the media spectacle of a lecture whose audience is the opponent of the lecture's intended target. Jon Stewart, Trevor Noah, Samantha Bee, Keith Olberman, Rachel Maddow (again, friend of Roger Ailes), Aaron Sorkin and a whole host of others have built their careers on this form.
Lectureporn pulls off an amazing trick: it simultaneously delivers both
elements of narcissistic supply. You sit and watch someone ingratiate
themselves to you while they eviscerate someone you don't like who is,
in turn, unlikely to watch said lecture.


http://preview.tinyurl.com/y84n8rts

Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:03 PM (NOIQH)

10 It's time for Mooch and Barry to hit the late nite Hollywood talker shows.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 06:03 PM (PY9jH)

11 Yeah, I'd rather watch re-runs of cats knocking over toddlers than Megyn wearing her latest LOOK AT MEEEE! bondage outfit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 06:01 PM (PY9jH)

*Blood leaves the brain*

Thanks Jane. Now I have that in my head.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:04 PM (3OIiX)

12 So who is the holster of cock, now, Mr. Colbert?

Posted by: fly gal at June 27, 2017 06:04 PM (8TdcF)

13 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 06:04 PM (FeRav)

14 >>John Podhoretz is a globe sized twathead.


Word. And he makes something like $185K, IIRC.
NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:04 PM (NOIQH)

15 I hope they all choke on their bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 06:04 PM (0mRoj)

16 So... liberal America is a fat girl in a bikini

CNN/Colbert/WaPo is the friend who tells her she's smoking hot

And we're at the place where the fat girl is wondering why no boys have hit on her yet?


Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 06:05 PM (aT+Bx)

17 I hope they all choke on their bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 06:04 PM (0mRoj)

This.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:05 PM (3OIiX)

18 >>I caught a bit of Kelly's show the other night. Watching her morph into Deborah Norville is kind of eerie.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 06:05 PM (/tuJf)

19 Day number whatever of prepping this fucking house for the market. Very fiber in my body hurts. Would someone kindly shoot me please?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2017 06:06 PM (kTF2Z)

20 John Podhoretz is a globe sized twathead.


Word. And he makes something like $185K, IIRC.
NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:04 PM (NOIQH)


There is no justice in this world!

Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 06:06 PM (gwPgz)

21 MeAgains ratings must be from static and misguided youngsters of the male persuasion.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 27, 2017 06:06 PM (AySDY)

22 I'm starting to get a little tired of all this winning.

Just kidding, not tired at all.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at June 27, 2017 06:06 PM (Zd2ZF)

23 Yeah, I'd rather watch re-runs of cats knocking over toddlers than Megyn wearing her latest LOOK AT MEEEE! bondage outfit.
---
I'd rather watch re-runs of cats knocking over toddlers than CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC, Colbert, Kimmel, Samantha Bee etc.

Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 06:06 PM (aT+Bx)

24 Well that didn't work out so well.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 06:06 PM (/tuJf)

25 I want to know more about this Sunday Night Showering with Megyn Kelly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 06:07 PM (LTHVh)

26 Don't you mean McColbert?

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at June 27, 2017 06:07 PM (W+w2W)

27 Speaking of ratings: CNN decided to rebut the Project Veritas sting video in which a producer said CNN runs "mostly bullshit" Russia stories all day "for the ratings" by... citing their ratings.


Notice what's important to them: the ratings, which was exactly the point of the Project Veritas clip. CNN doesn't say "boo" about the veracity of CNN's Russia reporting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:07 PM (SRKgf)

28 Those am the facts - Bizzaro CNN

Posted by: Corndog at June 27, 2017 06:07 PM (p3eEq)

29 Here's the thing. If every airport, bar, office, gubment facility, hotel lobby, etc., didn't just have their un-watched tv on CNN 24/7, what would their ratings be then?

Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM (EgOr3)

30 21 MeAgains ratings must be from static and misguided youngsters of the male persuasion.
Posted by: Killerdog at June 27, 2017 06:06 PM (AySDY)



For me that would be like lusting after the Venus de Milo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM (SRKgf)

31 If Trump did nothing else he violently ripped the mask off of "conservative" double chinned twatheads like John Podhoretz, who have now made it abundantly clear what side they are really on. (the media and establishment)

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM (+dsLj)

32 Those, the facts are. - Yoda CNN

Posted by: Corndog at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM (p3eEq)

33 So. Much. Winning!

Posted by: Blake MacBain at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM (Npqi5)

34 Notice what's important to them: the ratings, which was exactly the point of the Project Veritas clip. CNN doesn't say "boo" about the veracity of CNN's Russia reporting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:07 PM (SRKgf)

Indeed.

Trump: You're full of shit for ratings, CNN.
CNN: Muh ratings!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM (0mRoj)

35 Sometimes I feel like a nut. Sometimes I don't.

Posted by: Liberal mark at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM (l4aLi)

36 But what happens when the Rubes start to suspect they're being taken for a ride?
...........

Riot at the circus?

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM (2WITp)

37 we don't watch any of the late shows now. that slot has become the OANN viewing period. I'm too old to appreciate Fallon. I used to watch Kimmel because I never boycotted someone just because of them being liberal but Kimmel's TDS totally sucked all the humor out of him IMO.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM (eASYU)

38 The those facts are those. - Drunk Yoda CNN

Posted by: Corndog at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM (p3eEq)

39 willowed from last thread:

Some 220 Berlin police in Hamburg ahead of the upcoming G20 summit were sent home after they engaged in a weekend of revelry, including excessive drunkenness, public sex acts, and misuse firearms.

A representative of the Berlin police force confirmed this, and explained it "They were bored. There was no television."

Proto-morons? Is there hope for the Germans after all?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 06:09 PM (CXPfS)

40 Tits.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 27, 2017 06:09 PM (Nwg0u)

41 MeAgains ratings must be from static and misguided youngsters of the male persuasion.

******************

She got her dominatrix haircut and went quickly down from there. It's like all the toxic chemicals involved in trying to keep her ridiculous hair in place went straight to her brain.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 27, 2017 06:09 PM (+dsLj)

42 I'll watch if they're in an octagon with their manicured hands dipped in glue and covered with broken glass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2017 06:09 PM (89T5c)

43 This is what happens when people who aren't very smart but think they're very smart try to act smart.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 06:09 PM (0mRoj)

44 Day number whatever of prepping this fucking house for the market. Very fiber in my body hurts. Would someone kindly shoot me please?Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2017 06:06 PM (--I'm fighting a quackgrass infestation in my lawn, and not winning.So really, I want to die just as much as you do!

Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 06:09 PM (aT+Bx)

45 >>Speaking of ratings: CNN decided to rebut the Project Veritas sting
video in which a producer said CNN runs "mostly bullshit" Russia stories
all day "for the ratings" by... citing their ratings.


Did you see O'Keefe's response? Classic Breitbart roll-out...

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/879753000302108674

Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:09 PM (NOIQH)

46 >>If Trump did nothing else he violently ripped the mask off of "conservative" double chinned twatheads like John Podhoretz, who have now made it abundantly clear what side they are really on. (the media and establishment)

The fact that he is one of Andrew Sullivan's favorite conservatives should have set off a few alarm bells.

He isn't a real conservative. He thinks that he is part of the elite and he is embarrassed by the likes of Trump. And us.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 06:10 PM (/tuJf)

47 Don't you mean McColbert?

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at June 27, 2017 06:07 PM (W+w2W)

and McMeAgain?

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2017 06:10 PM (2WITp)

48 When a man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. ...enthusiasms ...

Posted by: Donald Trump at June 27, 2017 06:10 PM (LTHVh)

49 Mooooommmm........ can't I stay up for another hour? I'm not tired of winning yet....

Posted by: Corndog at June 27, 2017 06:10 PM (p3eEq)

50 44 Day number whatever of prepping this fucking house for the market. Very fiber in my body hurts. Would someone kindly shoot me please?Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2017 06:06 PM (--I'm fighting a quackgrass infestation in my lawn, and not winning.So really, I want to die just as much as you do!
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 06:09 PM (aT+Bx)

What are you offering in return?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 06:10 PM (0mRoj)

51 Those am the facts - Bizzaro CNN
Posted by: Corndog at June 27, 2017 06:07 PM]

Yes, watch we much!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 27, 2017 06:11 PM (aT+Bx)

52 Note the The Most Trusted Name in News also included a typo there ("it's" instead of "its"). They also cited a single fact -- not plural facts -- and then said "Those are the facts" instead of "That's the fact."


I'm going with the 10,000 monkeys pounding on 10,000 typewriters hypothesis, Alex.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 27, 2017 06:11 PM (Mouru)

53 All these 'News' volk should be in fish wrap...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 06:11 PM (V4nDv)

54 Maybe Megyn should do some undercover work at a titty bar or as an exotic dancer - that's would get her ratings up. Among the make viewer demographics anyway.

Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 06:11 PM (P6173)

55 Did you see O'Keefe's response? Classic Breitbart roll-out...

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/879753000302108674
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:09 PM (NOIQH)



Beautiful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:11 PM (SRKgf)

56 double chinned twatheads like John Podhoretz

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM (+dsLj)

The smarmy little cocksucker blocked me on Twitter, because I had the effrontery to challenge him.

What an ass he is. He can't handle an amateur poking fun at his politics and loyalties.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 06:12 PM (wYseH)

57 "CNN just posted it's mostest watchedest 2nd quarter in history ... loose-lipped disenchanted employee out front should of told you."

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at June 27, 2017 06:12 PM (W+w2W)

58 Tonight I may drink a bottle of wine while warmed by the cheery glow of CNN's self-immolation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 27, 2017 06:12 PM (Mouru)

59 For me that would be like lusting after the Venus de Milo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM


When you're ready for a living, breathing version, I'm here for you.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 27, 2017 06:12 PM (CXPfS)

60 Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:09 PM (NOIQH)

It's amazing that they haven't caught on yet. He gets them like this every. Single. Time.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 06:13 PM (0mRoj)

61 [For me that would be like lusting after the Venus de Milo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM




God, you're HORRIBLE.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 27, 2017 06:13 PM (Mouru)

62 OCP Exec looks at Michelle, "Loose the other arm."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 06:13 PM (V4nDv)

63 Megan kelly is the McCain of the MSM..The scrunt actually believe the left wing respected her? LMAO

And CNN's "denial" is a "non-denial" Denial.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2017 06:14 PM (SjImc)

64 44 Day number whatever of prepping this fucking house for the market. Very fiber in my body hurts. Would someone kindly shoot me please?Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2017 06:06 PM (--I'm fighting a quackgrass infestation in my lawn, and not winning.So really, I want to die just as much as you do!
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 06:09 PM (aT+Bx)


What are you offering in return?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 06:10 PM
--

"And that was the day that Insomniac, tired of living with faithless women and half-wit employers, became the most ruthless contract killer in the alt-right blogosphere...."

Posted by: Netflix writer at June 27, 2017 06:14 PM (aT+Bx)

65 Podhoretz has "mother of dragons" as the final line in his Twitter profile.

Brah, I like GoT just fine but that's kinda pathetic.

Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 06:14 PM (SkuXa)

66 Shamed by you news?

Posted by: CNN at June 27, 2017 06:15 PM (IqV8l)

67 The smarmy little cocksucker blocked me on Twitter, because I had the effrontery to challenge him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 06:12 PM


Probably a Red Sox fan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 06:15 PM (CXPfS)

68 Watch me, please? I wore this leather number you like! I don't wanna get fired. Where have all my fanbois gone??

I should go on Stern again and talk about rimjobs or something naughty.

Posted by: MeAgain at June 27, 2017 06:15 PM (pUDQf)

69

I can't believe there are still conservatives out there pushing for Trump to stop. Stop tweeting, stop attacking the media. Among all he does, that is one of the most important and influential acts to help save this nation.

The news is no longer news. At least Trump has created a haze of skepticism, which is needed. And people like O'Keefe are exposing the truth.

So much for Trump to do and balance. He needs more O'Keefe's.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 27, 2017 06:15 PM (fceHP)

70
Karma, it is said,
never gives up its dead
when the summer thunderstorms come crashin.

The lightening flows, and the thunder rolls
and people begin to look worried.
A worried glance here, and fingers point there as spinners hunch over their keyboards.

Posted by: Hoedown Rubikov at June 27, 2017 06:16 PM (m9X4Y)

71 For me that would be like lusting after the Venus de Milo.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM

When you're ready for a living, breathing version, I'm here for you.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 27, 2017 06:12 PM (CXPfS)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:16 PM (3OIiX)

72 CNN decided to rebut the Project Veritas sting
video in which a producer said CNN runs "mostly bullshit" Russia stories
all day "for the ratings" by... citing their ratings.
---

It's like they're all effing retards, and Trump just trolls them because he can.

/I love you President Trump!!!!

Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

73 It won't be long until Megyn boards the Laurie Dhue train to hell- hitting the bottle and sucking any dick in the area that looks important.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 06:16 PM (l4aLi)

74 Some 220 Berlin police in Hamburg ahead of the upcoming G20 summit were sent home after they engaged in a weekend of revelry, including excessive drunkenness, public sex acts, and misuse firearms.

A representative of the Berlin police force confirmed this, and explained it "They were bored. There was no television."

Proto-morons? Is there hope for the Germans after all?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 06:09 PM (CXPfS)

In my experience the Germans definitely know how to party.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 06:16 PM (aMlLZ)

75 RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA terrorism RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA TRUMP

Posted by: This Is CNN at June 27, 2017 06:17 PM (Mouru)

76 "America's Funniest Home Videos,"


I love that this is still on. We all need to laugh, and laugh at ourselves.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 27, 2017 06:17 PM (fceHP)

77 >>Maybe Megyn should do some undercover work at a
titty bar or as an exotic dancer - that's would get her ratings up.
Among the make viewer demographics anyway.

Posted by: IC

Maybe not. We haven't seen her naked yet.

Posted by: Aviator at June 27, 2017 06:17 PM (/Nite)

78 I like Trump's tweets, I have to say.

I will admit, it doesn't fit with my mental picture of a dignified, noble President. But maybe nobility is over-rated. Maybe we need a short-fingered, grubby, funny guy who gets stuff done.

God, we need him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:17 PM (3OIiX)

79 shamed by you news?
Posted by: CNN at June 27, 2017 06:15 PM

Shamed by you news we much!


Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 27, 2017 06:17 PM (aT+Bx)

80 74, there was no telephone so they decided to have public sex acts? With each other?

Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 06:17 PM (P6173)

81 Also, I dig the 'Edmund Fitzgerald' riff. Groovy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:18 PM (3OIiX)

82 there was no telephone so they decided to have public sex acts? With each other?

With firearms apparently.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 06:18 PM (LTHVh)

83 I do hope CNN's epic SMOD crater they've left in the dirt is the beginnning of the end for all these worthless non-media, media outlets.

Cut that cable cord, kiddies! Fuck em all. Let them whither. All the news you'll ever need is right here at the HQ.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 06:18 PM (pUDQf)

84 I can't believe there are still conservatives out there pushing for Trump to stop. Stop tweeting, stop attacking the media. Among all he does, that is one of the most important and influential acts to help save this nation.

The news is no longer news. At least Trump has created a haze of skepticism, which is needed. And people like O'Keefe are exposing the truth.

So much for Trump to do and balance. He needs more O'Keefe's.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 27, 2017 06:15 PM (fceHP)


Trump kicked over a hornet's nest, then he lit it on fire. Now I'm waiting for him to get to the pissing on the ashes part.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 06:18 PM (aMlLZ)

85 Maybe Megyn should do some undercover work at a titty bar or as an exotic dancer - that's would get her ratings up. Among the make viewer demographics anyway.
Posted by: IC at June




sextape

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:18 PM (0wem/)

86 We be da fax.

- CNN

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 27, 2017 06:19 PM (Nwg0u)

87 72 CNN decided to rebut the Project Veritas sting
video in which a producer said CNN runs "mostly bullshit" Russia stories
all day "for the ratings" by... citing their ratings.
---

It's like they're all effing retards, and Trump just trolls them because he can.

/I love you President Trump!!!!
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

We Give You Bread and Circuses!

Are You Not Amused?

Posted by: Circus CNN Maximus at June 27, 2017 06:19 PM (4dz1m)

88 It won't be long until Megyn boards the Laurie Dhue train to hell- hitting the bottle and sucking any dick in the area that looks important.
Posted by: Under Fire at June



well, Laurie Dhue was simply an alcoholic, megyn kelly is a scrunt.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:20 PM (0wem/)

89 Probably a Red Sox fan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 06:15 PM (CXPfS)

Or worse...a Mets fan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 06:20 PM (wYseH)

90 I hate Paul Ryan. That is all. Back to the household drudgery.

Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 06:20 PM (EgOr3)

91 so cnn is quibbling over the word "mostly"

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:20 PM (0wem/)

92 "And that was the day that Insomniac, tired of living with faithless women and half-wit employers, became the most ruthless contract killer in the alt-right blogosphere...."
Posted by: Netflix writer at June 27, 2017 06:14 PM


Thread winner nomination.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 06:21 PM (CXPfS)

93 Colbert got a bump because Trump Tweeted about him. He was all excited about it too. "The president is attacking my show!" And stupid stuff like that. Well you're relying on Trump getting into a daily twitter war with your crap show isn't going to happen. And if that's what you're banking on then you aren't going to hold those numbers.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 27, 2017 06:21 PM (z/Ubi)

94 Fool you once, shame on you
Fool you twice, shame on you

Posted by: CNN at June 27, 2017 06:21 PM (2WITp)

95

btw, that Tweet by CNN about ratings? They just proved O'Keefe's point with that tweet. Nothing else matters.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 27, 2017 06:21 PM (fceHP)

96 Is PDT still holding the senators captive in the WH?

Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 06:21 PM (P6173)

97 has anyone here ever used whatsapp or something similar?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:21 PM (0wem/)

98 Hey, lay off us. We're an entertainment network.

Posted by: This Is CNN at June 27, 2017 06:22 PM (Mouru)

99 The non stop Trump bashing was bound to start turning off viewers.
Hopefully Fallon will capitalize on this ratings win.

Posted by: Hamilton at June 27, 2017 06:22 PM (sCjDS)

100 Megyn's going down, and not in a good way.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 06:22 PM (+7/1f)

101 FNC just had a report of employers who give their employees paid time off to protest stuff.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2017 06:22 PM (IqV8l)

102 wait, the "c" in cnn is for cable? oh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:22 PM (0wem/)

103 1 It's

Posted by: Monty Python's Flying Circus at June 27, 2017 05:59 PM (sdi6R)

===

Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2017 06:23 PM (AMIL/)

104 88
well, Laurie Dhue was simply an alcoholic, megyn kelly is a scrunt.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:20 PM (0wem/)


Laurie did the butt stuff when she was drunk.

Posted by: Glenn Beck at June 27, 2017 06:23 PM (l4aLi)

105 97, y5, I use whatsapp to keep in touch with family members abroad and the call function is pretty good too.

Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 06:23 PM (P6173)

106 Milo's book is out.
Megyn has a new show.
Milo's now prettier.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 06:23 PM (+7/1f)

107 Is PDT still holding the senators captive in the WH?
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 06:21 PM (P6173)

No, Children only have a short attention span

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2017 06:23 PM (SjImc)

108 Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 06:16 PM (l4aLi)

Last I heard Laurie Dhue has gotten her act together and is working hard at recovery, she doesn't deserve that comparison!

Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 06:23 PM (gwPgz)

109 Megyn's going down, and not in a good way.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June




how do you think whe sent from being a second rate lawyer to a third rate news hostess?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:24 PM (0wem/)

110 TRUMP RUSSIA terrorism RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA

Posted by: This Is CNN at June 27, 2017 06:17 PM (Mouru)
............

You slipped a little there, bro.

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2017 06:24 PM (2WITp)

111 has anyone here ever used whatsapp or something similar?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:21 PM (0wem/)

Yes...WhatsApp is great.

The interface is simple, messaging is almost instantaneous, and the price is right.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 06:24 PM (wYseH)

112
Fool you once, shame on you
Fool you twice, shame on you
Posted by: CNN at June 27, 2017 06:21 PM


Won't get fooled again.

Posted by: Who's on last at June 27, 2017 06:24 PM (IqV8l)

113 Last I heard Laurie Dhue has gotten her act together and is working hard at recovery, she doesn't deserve that comparison!


I, for one, will give Laurie Dhue the benefit of the doubt, but first she will blow me.

Posted by: Some Guy On The Internet at June 27, 2017 06:25 PM (Mouru)

114 I use whatsapp to keep in touch with family members abroad and the call function is pretty good too.
Posted by: IC at June



good enough.

someone put unlimited messaging on our family phones. we never send messages. worked out to about a dollar a message a month.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:25 PM (0wem/)

115 1 It's

Posted by: Monty Python's Flying Circus at June 27, 2017 05:59 PM (sdi6R)

======
Whoops - keyboard operator error!

Meant to write:

Outstanding post, Monty P. F.C.!!!

Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2017 06:25 PM (AMIL/)

116 >>Laurie did the butt stuff when she was drunk.



Posted by: Glenn Beck

Well, you do too!

Posted by: Laurie Dhue at June 27, 2017 06:25 PM (/Nite)

117 It's like the world just got official confirmation that pro wrestling is indeed fake.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 06:26 PM (pUDQf)

118
CNN - Where the best in the business

CNN - Their is no one better then us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 06:26 PM (auHtY)

119 Last I heard Laurie Dhue has gotten her act together and is working hard at recovery, she doesn't deserve that comparison!


I, for one, will give Laurie Dhue the benefit of the doubt, but first she will blow me.
Posted by: Some Guy On The Internet at June 27, 2017 06:25 PM (Mouru)

Moved and seconded.

Let's move to a vote on her blowing us...all in favor?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:26 PM (3OIiX)

120 Yes...WhatsApp is great.

The interface is simple, messaging is almost instantaneous, and the price is right.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June




well if it is Moron and COB Moron approved we are in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:26 PM (0wem/)

121 She could suck a medicine ball through a coffee straw!

Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at June 27, 2017 06:26 PM (89T5c)

122 96 Is PDT still holding the senators captive in the WH?

Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 06:21 PM (P6173)


Ivanka has them lined up and is threatening them with the platinum gilded schlonganater.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 06:26 PM (l4aLi)

123
116 >>Laurie did the butt stuff when she was drunk.



Posted by: Glenn Beck

Well, you do too!
Posted by: Laurie Dhue at June 27, 2017 06:25 PM (/Nite)

Yeah, but not drunk!

Posted by: Glenn Beck at June 27, 2017 06:27 PM (pUDQf)

124 Cashet.

Posted by: aelfheld at June 27, 2017 06:27 PM (IxDhF)

125 What an ass he is. He can't handle an amateur poking fun at his politics and loyalties.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

************************

Very uncharacteristic of Podhoretz to block a dildo.

Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 27, 2017 06:27 PM (+dsLj)

126 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:18 PM (0wem/)

Y5, I think if Meagain did some on air bondage her ratings would be phenomenal!

At least that's what my friends are saying...

Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 06:27 PM (gwPgz)

127 "has anyone here ever used whatsapp or something similar?"

Big-time open-borders advocate Mark Zuckerberg bought that company a while back. Caveat emptor.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2017 06:27 PM (ujwCG)

128 Call firsts on the Laurie Dhue blowing thing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2017 06:27 PM (89T5c)

129 thought Laurie was on some sort of infomercial. She had a short comeback on Fox 5 in nyc but that didn't take.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:28 PM (0wem/)

130 122, hah! PDT should use Melania to go on the charm offensive with them.

Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 06:28 PM (P6173)

131 I was wondering how long the anti-Trump pep rally was going to last. Colbert is just not that good, and there's only so much seal clapping before people really want to be entertained instead of just some show of solidarity.



I feel the same way about AM talk radio. I occasionally listen, but I'm not going to make it my ritual even though I agree with their politics.

Posted by: Maritime at June 27, 2017 06:28 PM (IDhq0)

132 >>Call firsts on the Laurie Dhue blowing thing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

"Firsts" on that left the station long ago.

Posted by: Laurie Dhue at June 27, 2017 06:28 PM (/Nite)

133 Big-time open-borders advocate Mark Zuckerberg bought that company a while back. Caveat emptor.
Posted by: torquewrench at June




crap, I hate that guy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:28 PM (0wem/)

134
All I know is that this country went to hell in a handbasket after Johnny Carson went off the air.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 27, 2017 06:29 PM (vIjh1)

135 John Cusack is the latest Hollywood addict/pervert to threaten Trump. 999 to go.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 27, 2017 06:29 PM (Nwg0u)

136 >> Laurie did the butt stuff when she was drunk.
Posted by: Glenn Beck at June 27, 2017 06:23 PM (l4aLi)

Yeah. To you. With a strap-on. And probably mostly in yer dreams.

Call ya' Glenn "Peg-ie" Beck

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 06:29 PM (8O3HH)

137 Hamburg,huh? I like sandwiches. All types.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at June 27, 2017 06:29 PM (agoUM)

138 Maybe Megyn should do some undercover work at a titty bar or as an exotic dancer - that's would get her ratings up. Among the make viewer demographics anyway.
Posted by: IC at June


I would watch.

On the other hand, if Kimberly Guilfoyle did that I would turn the TV to FOX and break off the channel knob....well, if they still had knobs.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 06:29 PM (aMlLZ)

139 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:26 PM (3OIiX)

Well, when you put in in those terms...

Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 06:29 PM (gwPgz)

140 88 It won't be long until Megyn boards the Laurie Dhue train to hell- hitting the bottle and sucking any dick in the area that looks important.
Posted by: Under Fire at June

well, Laurie Dhue was simply an alcoholic, megyn kelly is a scrunt.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:20 PM (0wem/)




I have this image in my head of Megyn Kelly and Laurie Dhue on the receiving end of Sally Kohn's strap-on. Yeah, I'm weird.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 27, 2017 06:30 PM (ujg0T)

141 CNN - Where the best in the business

CNN - Their is no one better then us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 06:26 PM (auHtY)
........

CNN - They're gold in them thar hills

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2017 06:30 PM (2WITp)

142 "And that was the day that Insomniac, tired of living with faithless women and half-wit employers, became the most ruthless contract killer in the alt-right blogosphere...."
Posted by: Netflix writer at June 27, 2017 06:14 PM (aT+Bx)

I'm liking this. Maybe too much.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 06:30 PM (0mRoj)

143 On the other hand, if Kimberly Guilfoyle did that I would turn the TV to FOX and break off the channel knob....well, if they still had knobs.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 06:29 PM (aMlLZ)


Epoxy can be your friend!

Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 06:30 PM (gwPgz)

144 136 >> Laurie did the butt stuff when she was drunk.
Posted by: Glenn Beck at June 27, 2017 06:23 PM (l4aLi)

Yeah. To you. With a strap-on. And probably mostly in yer dreams.

Call ya' Glenn "Peg-ie" Beck
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 06:29 PM (8O3HH)



Whoa. I have been out-weirded! :-D

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 27, 2017 06:30 PM (ujg0T)

145 has anyone here ever used whatsapp or something similar?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:21 PM (0wem/)



You have to get the Whosapp first, Whatsapp second, I don't know what app to get third

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 06:31 PM (auHtY)

146 >>Very uncharacteristic of Podhoretz to block a dildo.

Block a dildo maybe, a real penis, never.

Posted by: John Podhoretz at June 27, 2017 06:31 PM (/Nite)

147 you know, it really does suck that all of the late night shows are so hyper politicized. Was really nice to have something funny to turn on for a few minutes if you wanted to before bed.

Even Ferguson was pretty good, though he was not as good as Carson.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:31 PM (0wem/)

148 144 136 >> Laurie did the butt stuff when she was drunk.
Posted by: Glenn Beck at June 27, 2017 06:23 PM (l4aLi)

Yeah. To you. With a strap-on. And probably mostly in yer dreams.

Call ya' Glenn "Peg-ie" Beck
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 06:29 PM (8O3HH)


Whoa. I have been out-weirded! :-D
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 27, 2017 06:30 PM (ujg0T)

Y'all need Jesus.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 06:31 PM (0mRoj)

149 I was in IAH waiting for a connecting flight, and one of those blue boxes with 'facts' at the bottom of the screen, informing viewers that "Boeing 757s have difficulty maintaining altitude after they run out of fuel."

This. Is. CNN.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 06:32 PM (CXPfS)

150 I have this image in my head of Megyn Kelly and Laurie Dhue on the receiving end of Sally Kohn's strap-on. Yeah, I'm weird.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 27, 2017 06:30 PM (ujg0T)

I'd rather have Sinn Sage wielding the mighty fake dong but otherwise, I'd get the PPV on that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:32 PM (3OIiX)

151 "Boeing 757s have difficulty maintaining altitude after they run out of fuel."



This. Is. CNN.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 06:32 PM (CXPfS)
Can't stop laughing!

Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 06:33 PM (EgOr3)

152 Politics has been good this week. Nice to not just be playing defense for the first time in... my lifetime, at least since I've been old enough to pay attention.

I've been just mocking lefties instead of debating them recently... but this stuff just makes it too easy.

And, oh boy, is it fun to watch them get all indignant that I won't debate with them and treat their paranoid conspiracy theories and morally-bankrupt-mass-murdering political theories as worthy of serious discussion. But, y'know, it's turned out that it's all... paranoid conspiracy theories and amoral-death-dealing policies. It's like two football teams trash talking, the one team is citing stats, and player bios, and whatnot, but they're down 30 points so all you have to do is say "Scoreboard."

Posted by: deplorable shillelagh at June 27, 2017 06:33 PM (FIcZA)

153
Laurie Dhue is very tall, if I remember..... Yep, the Google says she is 6'3".

I remmber Neal Boortz used to have the hots for her, lusting after her like a school boy at times on his show.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 06:33 PM (8O3HH)

154 Maybe Megyn should do some undercover work at a titty bar or as an exotic dancer - that's would get her ratings up. Among the make viewer demographics anyway.
Posted by: IC at June

That was the plot of many a Shannon Tweed movie.

Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2017 06:33 PM (ANIFC)

155 Yeah, but where does Jimmy Kimmel come in? Just behind Frazier reruns on the Hallmark Channel?

Raise your hand with me if you have NEVER watched Meagain's show.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 27, 2017 06:33 PM (u4Hys)

156 This feels a little like a karma day I have only dreamed about. I hope I get to watch a whole pile of hateful assholes in the left/media cabal all live with the consequences of what they set in motion.

I've had this sneaking suspicion for a while now that the real reason they have been throwing all this smoke and dust in the air is they are guilty as hell so they are trying to deflect what would righteously come their way. In other words -- "Trump/Russia" is primarily meant to deflect the news that will slowly begin to drip out that "Democrats/Evil (including Russia)" is actually true and that an enormous list of them are guilty -- from the top to the bottom and through and through.

Sadly, even if their entire house of cards collapses, I don't trust the R's to actually do anything important about it.

Posted by: jc at June 27, 2017 06:34 PM (iRJ+A)

157 Cars don't go as fast when they run of gas.

Posted by: CNN at June 27, 2017 06:34 PM (89T5c)

158 Yes...WhatsApp is great.

The interface is simple, messaging is almost instantaneous, and the price is right.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 06:24 PM (wYseH)
-----------

I refuse to use it though because terrorists use it. I only used it when my daughter was in Japan and we had no other way to keep in touch.

I read the thing about terrorists using it, but I don't remember where. They use it because they can disappear the messages or something.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 06:34 PM (sBOL1)

159 Ah, I miss Shannon Tweed. Nobody mixed classy and sleazy quite so well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:34 PM (3OIiX)

160 Y'all need Jesus.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 06:31 PM (0mRoj)




We are in the world, but not of it. You don't have to have been on one end or the other of a strap-on in order to understand the concept. :-D

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 27, 2017 06:34 PM (ujg0T)

161 On the other hand, if Kimberly Guilfoyle did that I would turn the TV to FOX and break off the channel knob....well, if they still had knobs.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 06:29 PM


Just don't then proceed to break off The Knob ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 06:34 PM (CXPfS)

162 I don't think I've ever seen a news/media personality perform such a spectacular, high-arcing belly-flop as MeAgain. She's the cannonball in coyote's ACME 90-Degree Vertical-fire Cannon.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 06:35 PM (H8S+R)

163 In one year, meAgain Kelly will be replacing Chris Hanson, busting old pervs online.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 06:35 PM (pUDQf)

164 124 Cashet.
Posted by: aelfheld at June 27, 2017 06:27 PM (IxDhF)

cachet

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at June 27, 2017 06:35 PM (W+w2W)

165 Don't have to do jury duty tomorrow. My number was outside the range they picked.

I moved it as close to the holiday as possible hoping that there would be very few trials scheduled. I think it worked.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 06:35 PM (4ErVI)

166 Megyn Kelly's ratings suck because she no longer has O'Reilly's senior audience who don't feel like reaching for the clicker after he's over.

Posted by: mark1971 at June 27, 2017 06:35 PM (xPl2J)

167 163 In one year, meAgain Kelly will be replacing Chris Hanson, busting old pervs online.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 06:35 PM (pUDQf)

Busting, banging - just as likely

Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2017 06:36 PM (ANIFC)

168 Cashet.

Posted by: aelfheld at June 27, 2017 06:27 PM (IxDhF)


----
cachet

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at June 27, 2017 06:35 PM (W+w2W)


Them's them little bags of stuff what smells like a purty girl, right?

Posted by: Country Singer at June 27, 2017 06:36 PM (yzxic)

169 crap, I hate that guy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:28 PM (0wem/)

So do I, but the messages are, supposedly, encrypted end-to-end, and I really don't care that Facebook has my cell phone number.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 06:36 PM (wYseH)

170 On the other hand, if Kimberly Guilfoyle did that I would turn the TV to FOX and break off the channel knob....well, if they still had knobs.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 06:29 PM (aMlLZ)
............

Radios have knobs. And I would play Come In Tokyo with Kimberly's.

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2017 06:36 PM (2WITp)

171 House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) said on Tuesday that Republicans were dishonoring God with their efforts to dismantle the Affordable Care Act.

Pelosi invoked God to appeal to Republicans across the aisle.

I know my colleagues are people of faith, Pelosi said. They tell us that all the time.

So, this is Gods creation, we have a real responsibility to it, she continued. To minister to the needs of Gods creation is an act of worship. To ignore those needs is to dishonor the God who made us.

What a vile creature

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2017 06:36 PM (SjImc)

172 "Boeing 757s have difficulty maintaining altitude after they run out of fuel."

-
Thank God there were no black holes in the vicinity!

- Don Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 27, 2017 06:37 PM (Nwg0u)

173 124 Cashet.
Posted by: aelfheld at June 27, 2017 06:27 PM (IxDhF)

cachet


*sashays*

Posted by: some skinny shithead of an ex-President at June 27, 2017 06:37 PM (79+/S)

174 Apologies, didn't read all comments - any executive summary available for what brought Podhoretz's name up again? What did he do/say/write this time?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2017 06:38 PM (mBYZv)

175 I could never understand the appeal of Meagain from the very first when she got an hour of prime time. The show would start and be interesting but by 40-45 minutes in, I always thought she was phoning it in and watching the clock!

Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 06:38 PM (gwPgz)

176
Were Jernalists!

-CNN

Posted by: Meremortal, 21 at June 27, 2017 06:38 PM (3myMJ)

177 So do I, but the messages are, supposedly, encrypted end-to-end, and I really don't care that Facebook has my cell phone number.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June




oh I will use it but I will hate him with every letter I type.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:39 PM (0wem/)

178 >> You don't have to have been on one end or
>> the other of a strap-on

Hey, just because a dude might have micropenis and need some help to satisfy a woman is no shame. He was born that way.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 06:39 PM (8O3HH)

179 They use it because they can disappear the messages or something.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 06:34 PM (sBOL1)

The messages are encrypted.

For you Red Sox fans, that means that they are in code.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 06:39 PM (wYseH)

180 It must irritate CNN that PDT has the gall to suggest they need to make management changes. I laughed out loud when I saw that tweet. Our president is a joy to watch as he manipulates the MSM.

Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2017 06:39 PM (jm1YL)

181 @rhomboid

He blocked Charlie Brown's Dildo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:39 PM (3OIiX)

182 Were Jernalists!



-CNN

Posted by: Meremortal, 21 at June 27, 2017 06:38 PM (3myMJ)
Youse guys are killin' me here. So grateful.

Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 06:39 PM (EgOr3)

183 ....and saying that out loud made it twice as filthy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:39 PM (3OIiX)

184 170 On the other hand, if Kimberly Guilfoyle did that I would turn the TV to FOX and break off the channel knob....well, if they still had knobs.



She married that crapweasel Gavin Newsom. At least she had the good sense to divorce soon afterwards.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 27, 2017 06:40 PM (ujg0T)

185 yankeefifth: "Even Ferguson was pretty good, though he was not as good as Carson."

No one will ever be as good as Carson. One-of-a-kind. Good, clean fun that pretty much everyone could watch. Once Letterman appeared and entered its prime, the nastiness era began.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 06:40 PM (H8S+R)

186 >>Apologies, didn't read all comments - any executive
summary available for what brought Podhoretz's name up again? What did
he do/say/write this time?

Posted by: rhomboid

I do butt stuff.

Posted by: John Podhoretz at June 27, 2017 06:40 PM (/Nite)

187 If I was still traveling, I think I would pull out the old Casio TV remote watch, and see how many TVs I could retune to FOX while waiting for flights.

I should find that watch...

Posted by: rd at June 27, 2017 06:40 PM (4dz1m)

188 For me that would be like lusting after the Venus de Milo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM


What's a li'll 'armless lust, guv?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 06:40 PM (p+Wdc)

189 He just can't let up but really it's the political equivalent (I know, not really) of spending 10 years behind bars for a crime you didn't commit. Gonna feel a tad indignant.

But the idiot trying to take out Republican congress people, Kathy Griffin, Johnny Depp, Central Park etal has really crippled the Democrats in Congress. They are running for cover.

Republicans need to pass the agenda that got stalled over Russia conspiracy obfuscation. They are rightfully incensed at Dems and Dems owe them obeisance for the rest of this session to start to make things right.

Posted by: charleyhorse at June 27, 2017 06:41 PM (+kahX)

190 oh I will use it but I will hate him with every letter I type.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:39 PM (0wem/)

It's great for overseas. For domestic I use the embedded messaging system in my phone.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 06:41 PM (wYseH)

191 So, this is Gods creation, we have a real responsibility to it, she
continued. To minister to the needs of Gods creation is an act of
worship. To ignore those needs is to dishonor the God who made us.
---
Thou shalt rob thy neighbor in order to give free shit to the needy. Or those that whine the most. However that shit works out.

Hezekiah 84:38

Posted by: Methos at June 27, 2017 06:41 PM (3Liv/)

192 God wants you to be forced to pay the majority of your paycheck for shitty health insurance.

I know in my heart that is indeed in the Bible somewhere.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 06:41 PM (4ErVI)

193 The IgnoDaughter asked if I could go back in time for a concert, which would it be?

I answered, the last night of the Fillmore East, June 27, 1971, exactly 46 years ago tonight:

Albert King
J Geils Band
Edgar Winter's White Trash
Mountain
The Beach Boys
Country Joe McDonald
The Allman Brothers Band

The two nights before it was the J Geils Band opening for the Allman Brothers. On the second of those nights the Bros played for seven hours.

I was too young to go, but if I had a time machine.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 06:42 PM (+7/1f)

194 Madame Pelosi, I know Democrats are understanding and tolerant. They tell us so all the time.

So I'm sure you'll understand and tolerate this middle finger in the air.

Posted by: Meremortal, 21 at June 27, 2017 06:42 PM (3myMJ)

195 Laurie Dhue is very tall, if I remember..... Yep, the Google says she is 6'3".

I remmber Neal Boortz used to have the hots for her, lusting after her like a school boy at times on his show.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 06:33 PM (8O3HH)

Yeah I kinda thought Laurie Dhue was pretty cool. I always had a sneaky feeling that she was a wild child.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 06:43 PM (aMlLZ)

196 Nevergiveup: "Pelosi invoked God to appeal to Republicans across the aisle."

That she has not been excommunicated by the church is a stain on Catholicism.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 06:43 PM (H8S+R)

197 It's great for overseas. For domestic I use the embedded messaging system in my phone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June


got it. Well that encryption is nice to have when I am behind the former Iron Curtain and want to keep my messages private, or at home in the U.S.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 06:43 PM (0wem/)

198 You won't hear from Bernie Sanders anymore. He was excommunicated from the fraternity last week.

Posted by: charleyhorse at June 27, 2017 06:43 PM (+kahX)

199 God wants you to be forced to pay the majority of your paycheck for shitty health insurance, for other people, so they can afford their cable tv, iPhones, tattoos and mani-pedis.

FIFY

Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 06:43 PM (EgOr3)

200 What's a li'll 'armless lust, guv?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 06:40 PM (p+Wdc)


Leave me out of this.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 27, 2017 06:44 PM (SRKgf)

201 God created Man so that man could prop up the insurance indsutry through forced mandates.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 06:44 PM (4ErVI)

202 If nothing else you guys are cracking me up

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2017 06:44 PM (Ot7+c)

203
Experts tell us going on Jeopardy can trigger suicidal thoughts.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at June 27, 2017 06:44 PM (CFAp3)

204 hmm, thinking. You say we're doing this bullshit story just for the ratings? Yeah, well then why are our ratings so high?

gotcha.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 27, 2017 06:44 PM (9xFrC)

205 I wanted Laurie Dhue to have my baby. It's true and I'm not ashamed to say it. I heard she went a few rounds with Demon Alcohol and lost. That's a shame. I saw her on a makeup or eye bag reducer ad. I haven't changed my mind about that baby thing. Just something about her I can't explain.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 27, 2017 06:44 PM (u4Hys)

206 Laurie Dhue is an alkie. She left Fox to go to rehab or something.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 06:45 PM (Rsi2C)

207 Last time Pelosi even touched a bible was to snort coke off one in some sleazy hotel.

She's Satan's spawn if the sky is blue.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 06:45 PM (pUDQf)

208 The messages are encrypted.

For you Red Sox fans, that means that they are in code.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 06:39 PM (wYseH)
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Believe it or not, I know what that means.

WhatsApp has only been encrypting for about a year. Prior to that, the messages could disappear after being read. I didn't use it then so I don't know how it worked.

Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 06:45 PM (sBOL1)

209 199 God wants you to be forced to pay the majority of your paycheck for shitty health insurance, for other people, so they can afford their cable tv, iPhones, tattoos and mani-pedis.

FIFY
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 06:43 PM (EgOr3)



Today's LAT has an article about taxing everybody to provide high speed internet access to the ghetto, so they can get jobs.

They wouldn't use it for Facebook, or porn. No. Swearsies.

They'd use it searching for that ever elusive job.

OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:46 PM (SRKgf)

210
God wants you to be forced to pay the majority of your paycheck for shitty health insurance.

I know in my heart that is indeed in the Bible somewhere.


FREE DOCS!!!

Posted by: Warren Buffett at June 27, 2017 06:46 PM (IqV8l)

211 199 God wants you to be forced to pay the majority of your paycheck for shitty health insurance, for other people, so they can afford their cable tv, iPhones, tattoos and mani-pedis.

FIFY

Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 06:43 PM (EgOr3)

You could probably make a case that they deserve to die because they committed robbery. There's also a five year enhancement for using a firearm (the power of the state) to steal your money.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 06:46 PM (4ErVI)

212 The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness. Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, A goodly apple rotten at the heart.
O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!

- Bill Shakespeare upon meeting Nancy Pelosi at her coming out party

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 27, 2017 06:47 PM (Nwg0u)

213 206 Laurie Dhue is an alkie. She left Fox to go to rehab or something.

***

so she's perfect

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 27, 2017 06:47 PM (9xFrC)

214 >>Experts tell us going on Jeopardy can trigger suicidal thoughts.


Posted by: Wolf Blitzer

Wolf, how many times do I have to tell you to put it in the form of a question?

Posted by: Alex Trebek at June 27, 2017 06:48 PM (/Nite)

215 No one told us Nood

Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 06:48 PM (Rsi2C)

216 Oh, Laurie Dhue. At the time she was big on FOX, hurricane. Screen door. Or Tornado through a trailer park. And still would.

She was indeed an alkie. I heard her talking about it on some interview. She would go on the air falling down drunk, after throwing up in her dressing room and stuff like that.

She seemed to be well functioning. Or maybe FOX's makeup people were just that good, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 06:48 PM (8O3HH)

217 174 Apologies, didn't read all comments - any executive summary available for what brought Podhoretz's name up again? What did he do/say/write this time?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2017 06:38 PM (mBYZv)

He was barfing some mumbo-jumbo about all the networks do it. CNN is no different then any other. Give them a break. It sounded like vegetable lasagna to me.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 06:48 PM (l4aLi)

218 A guy named Wahab Thejeil is raping trannies in ATX.

How does this work on the liberal victim pyramid?

Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 06:49 PM (mtGE/)

219 that link someone did in the last thread to lecture pr0n...you know, the left's thing...is amuse cause it's printed in a lectureporn online magazine whose articles include saying the donks needs to leave Ossof's centricism poison behind to be successf.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 27, 2017 06:49 PM (9xFrC)

220 For me that would be like lusting after the Venus de Milo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:08 PM

That was beautiful, man.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at June 27, 2017 06:49 PM (2WITp)

221 172
"Boeing 757s have difficulty maintaining altitude after they run out of fuel."
Well, duh! A DC3 has difficulty maintaining altitude after the run out of fuel. But the DC3 has a much better glide ratio.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 27, 2017 06:49 PM (FAo3p)

222 Can anyone check to see if CNN's claim is true?

Was last quarter the best 2nd quarter for viewership in CNN history?

Would be delicious if not true.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2017 06:50 PM (jhqr1)

223 God wants you to be forced to pay the majority of your paycheck to members of my political base, who in return will laugh at you, spit on you, call you a racist homophobic anti-Islamist, and then maybe attempt to murder you because of your religious and political beliefs.

Fixed it some more.

Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2017 06:50 PM (AMIL/)

224 What's a li'll 'armless lust, guv?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 06:40 PM (p+Wdc)

Leave me out of this.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 27, 2017 06:44 PM (SRKgf)

Always the little bitch.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at June 27, 2017 06:50 PM (2WITp)

225 O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!

A leathery outside, in this case.

Posted by: rewrites at June 27, 2017 06:50 PM (79+/S)

226 God wants you to open your borders to let in people so they can subsist on the welfare system your hard work created for other hardworkers who were already here and so that then they can beat up your kids for being nerds who work so hard instead of staying on the dole.

hmmm.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 27, 2017 06:52 PM (9xFrC)

227 189 He just can't let up but really it's the political equivalent (I know, not really) of spending 10 years behind bars for a crime you didn't commit. Gonna feel a tad indignant.

But the idiot trying to take out Republican congress people, Kathy Griffin, Johnny Depp, Central Park etal has really crippled the Democrats in Congress. They are running for cover.

Republicans need to pass the agenda that got stalled over Russia conspiracy obfuscation. They are rightfully incensed at Dems and Dems owe them obeisance for the rest of this session to start to make things right.
Posted by: charleyhorse at June 27, 2017 06:41 PM (+kahX)

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Congress needs to pass National Carry Permit Reciprocity.
Why? Because some crazy Democrat tried to kill them. Shout it from the rooftops, Pound the Senate Lectern; dare the Democrats to block it. Remind them that their supporters are murderers.

Posted by: rd at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (4dz1m)

228 It sounded like vegetable lasagna to me.



Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 06:48 PM (l4aLi)
More like carrot chili but, yeah.

Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (EgOr3)

229 MeAgain falls and my testosterone levels rise. Let's keep this winning momentum going!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (2qHjF)

230 My local McDonald's has had a TV constantly tuned to CNN for 15 years. About two weeks ago they switched the TV off.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (tqXH+)

231 Trump has them dangerously close to admitting they are doing Russia Russia Russia for ratings.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (ZuGkg)

232 The pic and headline at Drudge is priceless.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (nILVB)

233 "Why? Well, she lost her old Fox audience, and the liberal audience that pretended to like her only liked her because she was making the liberal case against Trump on Fox."

It is almost as though she isn't that smart at all. Just good looking and the same as most black folks on TV. A one trick pony. Gift of gab, no gift of smarts.

Posted by: Jack at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (YX9fV)

234 "Are."

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (PUmDY)

235

Marie Barf up

Posted by: fixerupper at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (vIjh1)

236

Gift of gab, no gift of smarts.

------

Not even a decent rack.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 27, 2017 07:20 PM (vIjh1)

237 The YouTube logo has a rainbow flag today. Yaaaayy!!

Posted by: FireHorse at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (zkGZ8)

238 Laurie Dhue was gorgeous. She was also about 6'5".

Posted by: tu3031 at June 27, 2017 07:56 PM (qJhUV)

239 Megan didn't get to bring her A Team of producers and other staff from Fox. They are what made her a "star". They aren't with her now and she is no longer a "star".

Posted by: Sergeant Major at June 27, 2017 08:07 PM (HEKn5)

240 "She has no particular cache...."

Sorry guys, it's _cachet_.

... As long as we're getting picky about "its" and "it's", as we should be.

Posted by: FGMike at June 27, 2017 08:21 PM (jg6qW)

241 She lost to America's Funniest Home Videos!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Posted by: deadrody at June 27, 2017 08:34 PM (FvbGP)

242 Pelosi invoked God to appeal to Republicans across the aisle.

I know my colleagues are people of faith, Pelosi said. They tell us that all the time.

So, this is Gods creation, we have a real responsibility to it, she continued. To minister to the needs of Gods creation is an act of worship. To ignore those needs is to dishonor the God who made us.




Pretty mouthy for someone that's going to hell, and that right soon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 08:41 PM (LTHVh)

243 Too soon to make much of the Fallon/Colbert ratings ...

But Fallon is playing the long game, and it should help him win eventually.

There will be Trump fatigue even for some liberal Colbert viewers. As for the rest of the country -- do you think any red state type would spend 30 seconds watching Colbert from here on?

Posted by: Christian Toto at June 27, 2017 08:42 PM (GppXG)

244 This definitely was a shadenfreudy kinda day!

Posted by: Reggie1971 at June 27, 2017 08:48 PM (AZD0r)

245 Megyn Kelly provided the perkiness. Roger Ailes provided what made her watched by millions.

What could a man say? People sucked his dick because he had a wonderful personality? What would people think? Maybe good dick suckers get ahead?

They took out Herman Cain because he used the same Atlanta prostitute for thirteen years. Bet the prostitute's business dropped off for awhile.

Posted by: Mudd at June 28, 2017 07:06 AM (cfHE9)

246 "To minister to the needs of Gods creation is an act of worship."

So in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost quit robbing people to fund the wants of people trying to evade Holy Edicts.

'we don't have to work, tra la la la, we don't have to work", three blind mice and the FSA and BLM and UAW and all the other clients of the DNC.

Posted by: Mudd at June 28, 2017 07:13 AM (cfHE9)

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