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This. Is CNN. The Most Trusted Name In News
Here are some things more trustworthy than CNN, stolen from Twitter #MoreTrustedThanCNN:
1. Anthony Weiner's babysitting service 2. Bill Clinton doing a sleep-over at a sorority house. 3. This guy:
4. That the guy I can't understand on the other end of the tech support call is actually named "Jeff".
5. Clinton Foundation accountants 6. This guy:
7b. Unprotected sex with Sandra Fluke
7c. Unprotected sex with Lena Dunham
7d. Unprotected sex with Amy Schumer
7e. Unprotected sex with Katy Perry 8. Brian Williams' war stories 9. This guy:
Add your own.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 27, 2017 06:38 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: norrin radd, wielder of the power cosmic at June 27, 2017 06:39 PM (QGNGb)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 27, 2017 06:40 PM (jlMI/)
Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 06:41 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2017 06:41 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2017 06:42 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 06:42 PM (/tuJf)
But then you realize she fucked Russell Brand, and there's nowhere Russell Brand's dick's been that I want to be.
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2017 06:42 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: fly gal at June 27, 2017 06:44 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 06:45 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 06:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 06:45 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 06:45 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 06:45 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 06:46 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 27, 2017 06:46 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 06:46 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 06:45 PM (/o9Qk)
I was so going to make this joke.
I'm so crushed I can't even sock Amy Schumer.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 06:47 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Zombie Andrew Breitbart at June 27, 2017 06:47 PM (yrHD6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 06:47 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 06:47 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: The Frog at June 27, 2017 06:47 PM (RljNt)
17
Someone who says "nood Ace post" at 8am.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 27, 2017 06:46 PM (wwL6Q)
Even worse......
Eastern Standard Time
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 06:48 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2017 06:48 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 06:48 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: The Frog at June 27, 2017 06:47 PM (RljNt)
"Take me, to the m... *OW!*"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 06:48 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 06:48 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 06:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Monkfish at June 27, 2017 06:49 PM (7ciu+)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:49 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 27, 2017 06:49 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Spanky at June 27, 2017 06:49 PM (7K1H3)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 06:50 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:50 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Lonebadger at June 27, 2017 06:50 PM (5leUT)
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 06:50 PM (/HfBH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 06:50 PM (hcyUh)
Laurie Dhue running a liquor store.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 06:50 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 06:51 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Gope Smart at June 27, 2017 06:51 PM (yrHD6)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 06:51 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2017 06:51 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:51 PM (NOIQH)
Not in the right frame of mind to do it so I'll just read all yours
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 06:51 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 06:52 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 06:52 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2017 06:52 PM (2WITp)
Oh, man. This list is going to be epic.
Perhaps this thread needs to be rolled out for several days because of the CONTENT!
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 06:52 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 06:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 06:52 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 06:52 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 06:50 PM (8O3HH)
In vino veritas. Et buttstuff. Sed maxime buttstuff.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (hcyUh)
Walter White as DEA director.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (8O3HH)
No, actually I trust CNN more.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (yrHD6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 06:54 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at June 27, 2017 06:54 PM (x3uSY)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:54 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 06:54 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 06:54 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:54 PM (SRKgf)
Me with drunk Laurie Dhue in the liquor store.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 06:54 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 06:54 PM (P6173)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 06:54 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Mohammed at June 27, 2017 06:54 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 06:52 PM (SkuXa)
Hey man, that might actually BE a reporter from CNN in a few months....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (hcyUh)
_____________________
Why would they care?
Obama spent the entire 8 years of his presidency touring luxury retreats and golf courses. And no Dim-o-crat ever said boo about it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (nS5LK)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (Rsi2C)
Seriously. I promise!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: GODSAID MAINSAID DOT COM! at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 27, 2017 06:56 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 06:45 PM (iFZVz)
a fart in bed later
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2017 06:56 PM (2WITp)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:56 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 06:56 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:56 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:56 PM (SRKgf)
"I'll wake you up when the food comes."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2017 06:56 PM (31vnC)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (mtGE/)
The state of Illinois' ability to pay its bills
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2017 06:57 PM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (SkuXa)
#MoreTrustedThanCNN
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (/HfBH)
Bill Ayers with your treasured collection of historical US flags.
Any guy shouting Allah Akbar while holding a sharp knife at your throat.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (6jaju)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (2WITp)
81
56 A meth head with no shoes on who approaches you outside of wal-mart and asks to borrow your phone.
Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 06:52 PM (SkuXa)
Hey man, that might actually BE a reporter from CNN in a few months....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 06:55 PM (hcyUh)
Oh, you mean Richard Quest.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (KAQ52)
Posted by: Lizzy
Does he give free hugs too?
Posted by: Aviator at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (udajc)
Posted by: norrin radd, wielder of the power cosmic at June 27, 2017 06:39 PM (QGNGb)
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (l4aLi)
11a. a short
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2017 06:58 PM (2WITp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (ZrpvE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (oVJmc)
A time-share broker.
The elected members of the legislative branch.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Monkfish at June 27, 2017 06:59 PM (7ciu+)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (6wE7/)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (3OIiX)
CBO Projections.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (8O3HH)
I've always wondered what the plan was for the second 10 years.
Posted by: Meremortal, 21 at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: waiting for banhammer at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (79+/S)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (pUDQf)
I trust the dentist who says "You're going to feel just a tiny pinch..." as he administers the Novocaine shot.
Posted by: Lizzy
*looks aside at NGU*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (iFZVz)
Windows 10...well that might be pushing it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (FAo3p)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM (89T5c)
Hey! Take that back! I would have you know that McCain was a Democratic People's Republic of Vietnam Ace. He destroyed five USN planes.
Posted by: rd at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (P6173)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 27, 2017 07:02 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:02 PM (6wE7/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:02 PM (3OIiX)
The Guide to Live a Sober and Drug Free Life by Keith Richards
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:02 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 07:02 PM (/HfBH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:02 PM (6wE7/)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 07:02 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:02 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:02 PM (H8S+R)
156
A drunk Russian woman in a skin tight dress.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (3OIiX)
Hey now. Don't be churlish. Let's give the lady the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (31vnC)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: Meremortal, 21 at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (Ri/rl)
Miss Thailand in the Miss Universe pageant.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jack at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (YX9fV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:03 PM (6wE7/)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: 777 at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (79+/S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (CPk08)
Comedian John Mullaney has a riff on Bill Clinton. You see, both of his parents went to Georgetown with Bill. Bill used to volunteer to walk young women home from the college library at closing time ... for their safety.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (TqXWc)
Charles Ponzi
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (RwwCT)
I've always wondered what the plan was for the second 10 years.
Posted by: Meremortal, 21 at June 27, 2017 07:00 PM (3myMJ)
Obamacare was scheduled to collapse before then. It is right on schedule too.
Posted by: rd at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (6wE7/)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2017 07:05 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 07:05 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 07:05 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:05 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:05 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 07:05 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Meremortal, 21 at June 27, 2017 07:05 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:05 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:05 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2017 07:05 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (6wE7/)
...
or "I just need a couple things at the store."
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:06 PM (TqXWc)
Charles Ponzi
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:04 PM (auHtY)
I think someone already said Social Security.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 07:06 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:06 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 07:06 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:06 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:06 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:06 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:06 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 27, 2017 07:06 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 07:06 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: rd at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Volkswagen at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (79+/S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (3OIiX)
The other saying "The truth is...."
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: saf at June 27, 2017 07:07 PM (cS/ge)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:08 PM (6wE7/)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 07:08 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 27, 2017 07:08 PM (cpwIt)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 07:08 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 06:52 PM (TqXWc)
I really thoroughly enjoyed what he did with The Hobbit. WAAAAAAAAY BETTER than LOtR..
Posted by: The Lonebadger at June 27, 2017 07:08 PM (5leUT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:08 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 07:08 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 07:08 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (FAo3p)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (ZrpvE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (Ri/rl)
So.
True story; my wife at a prof at Fresno State who killed his young gay lover. Prof borrows neighbors chainsaw, cuts up the body.
Returns the chainsaw with viscera in the blade still. Neighbor calls cops.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (/HfBH)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: zombie William Wallace at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (79+/S)
Happening....per CNN's Tapper (heh).
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/879826108941774848
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (vitRc)
A Hamilton Burger air-tight murder case.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (6wE7/)
http://tinyurl.com/y7z5pmsm
It's on like Donkey Kong.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, the Unwoking Dead at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (DxWUs)
Shares in Springtime for Hitler
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: The Lonebadger at June 27, 2017 07:08 PM (5leUT)
...
Pistols at dawn. Only way to settle this.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Meremortal, 21 at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Lower class person whose opinion must be guided at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (oBuXO)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (6wE7/)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (CPk0
All I want is a Whammy Burger that looks like that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (l4aLi)
You ignore the warning sticker too?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Meremortal, 21 at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 27, 2017 07:12 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:12 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2017 07:12 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (CPk0
All I want is a Whammy Burger that looks like that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 27, 2017 07:11 PM (RwwCT)
Carl's is the worst offender.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 07:12 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:12 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 07:12 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:12 PM (6wE7/)
Warming up for Trump libel actions.
Actual Malice, baby!
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 07:12 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Meremortal, 21 at June 27, 2017 07:12 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 07:12 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:13 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:13 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:13 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 07:13 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 27, 2017 07:13 PM (FAo3p)
Yahoo's email security
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:13 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 07:13 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: Meremortal, 21 at June
it is a scam. weekly maintenance on a range rover is $7,000.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (6wE7/)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (FC9TN)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (FAo3p)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (JyFLk)
Maxwell Smart, would you believe he's the greatest secret agent ever..
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:14 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 07:15 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 27, 2017 07:15 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at June 27, 2017 07:15 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:15 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2017 07:15 PM (6jaju)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 07:15 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (TqXWc)
A North Korean criminal defense lawyer
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Don Q. at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (NgKpN)
276 Lonebadger
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (IDPbH
Well, uh...probably not a bad idea..
Posted by: The Lonebadger at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (5leUT)
Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (a3NAm)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (ZrpvE)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 27, 2017 07:16 PM (FC9TN)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:15 PM (vitRc)
Come on, how hard can it be to take care of a gay baby?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 07:17 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: yankeefifth
WTF, the government builds them?
Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at June 27, 2017 07:17 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:17 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Don Q. at June 27, 2017 07:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:17 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 27, 2017 07:17 PM (ltdkg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:15 PM (vitRc)
Come on, how hard can it be to take care of a gay baby?
Sure, give 'em some swatches and they'll accessorize for hours!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (H8S+R)
293 I really thoroughly enjoyed what he did with The Hobbit. WAAAAAAAAY BETTER than LOtR..
Posted by: The Lonebadger at June 27, 2017 07:08 PM (5leUT)
...
Pistols at dawn. Only way to settle this.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:10 PM (TqXWc
I sense a slight difference of opinion....
Posted by: The Lonebadger at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (5leUT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Jayne Mansfield at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (3myMJ)
My mom doesn't know - I'm only bi.
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Prayerful Modalities at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (DxWUs)
oops
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (ltdkg)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: Log Cabin at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (oZQl5)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (RwwCT)
Did I do that?
Posted by: Soothsayer as "Urkel" at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (ltdkg)
Posted by: The Lonebadger at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (5leUT)
...
It's just that you're wrong, in every conceivable way possible, all at the same time.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 07:20 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:20 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: mark1971 at June 27, 2017 07:20 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 27, 2017 07:20 PM (FC9TN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:20 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 07:20 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:20 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 27, 2017 07:20 PM (ZrpvE)
Posted by: Don Q. at June 27, 2017 07:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 27, 2017 07:20 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (RljNt)
Cochrans All Beef Chili
Posted by: fixerupper at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (vIjh1)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=84cVizR6sPQ
Oh and CNN is more trustworthy than white women under 40!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: The Barrel at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (mtGE/)
Oh...well...that's a close call...
Horde links...never...
CNN...might show the proper time on the screen...
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Furious George at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (j+dfT)
Hillary Clinton's pneumonia and recovery in NYC
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (2S3bc)
I like to think there is a heaven of sorts for livestock, and that their little animal souls are happy when they get made into tasty, good food, or any kind of good product.
...and that when something like that happens, the cow's soul says, "oh, COME ON!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (fKWf6)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (TqXWc)
fake news cnn is now: embattled cnn
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (ltdkg)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: Prayerful Modalities at June 27, 2017 07:22 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: corndog at June 27, 2017 07:22 PM (p3eEq)
Posted by: State of Indiana at June 27, 2017 07:22 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Jerry at June 27, 2017 07:22 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:22 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:22 PM (6wE7/)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:22 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Furious George at June 27, 2017 07:22 PM (j+dfT)
British fire proofing
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 07:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: flyover at June 27, 2017 07:23 PM (aUHJk)
Posted by: Jerry at June 27, 2017 07:22 PM (RljNt)
A dentist who looks like Steve Martin.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 27, 2017 07:23 PM (fKWf6)
I can't wait for the day that Wolf Blitzer finally loses it and sets himself on fire on national television.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (fKWf6)
Yeah, I just don't think he's going to get asked back on Celebrity Jeopardy.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:23 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Batterup at June 27, 2017 07:23 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:23 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 27, 2017 07:23 PM (ltdkg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:23 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2017 07:23 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 27, 2017 07:21 PM (fKWf6)
...
I see him struggling with the matches until it becomes awkward and then continuing to struggle until its funny and then struggling so long that it becomes awkward again.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:23 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: pep at June 27, 2017 07:23 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: corndog at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (p3eEq)
Posted by: Prayerful Modalities at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (/HfBH)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: John Roberts at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (3myMJ)
sex with Charlie Sheen and Dennis Rodman.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 07:20 PM (aT+Bx)
-------
Ooooooo.
TMI sweetheart...
Posted by: fixerupper at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Furious George at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (RljNt)
Posted by: The Professor at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:24 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:25 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 07:25 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:25 PM (vitRc)
Just imagine what the MSM will be like after four years of PDT. It gives me shivers of joy just anticipating it.
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2017 07:25 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:25 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:25 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 27, 2017 07:26 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at June 27, 2017 07:26 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Most Beautiful FLOTUS evah! at June 27, 2017 07:26 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:26 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 07:26 PM (6wE7/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:26 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 07:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:27 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 07:27 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Samson at June 27, 2017 07:27 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:27 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 27, 2017 07:27 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:27 PM (pUDQf)
Non comprende Anglaise, esse.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 27, 2017 07:27 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Meremortal, 23 at June 27, 2017 07:27 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:27 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 27, 2017 07:28 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2017 07:28 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:28 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at June 27, 2017 07:28 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2017 07:28 PM (udajc)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at June 27, 2017 07:28 PM (1L9V9)
What a joke of a ripoff printers are!
Get this: You install a new ink cartridge and what does it do? It wastes your ink by printing a page of bullshit telling you have ink!
What a scam.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 27, 2017 07:28 PM (ltdkg)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 27, 2017 07:28 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:28 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:28 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 07:29 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at June 27, 2017 07:29 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:29 PM (F0ZHr)
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/879826108941774848
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 07:09 PM (NOIQH)
Unfortunately, this is doomed to fail. A couple of days later, the NYT published a weaselly semi "retraction" that took back nothing but probably gave them enough legal cover to escape a defamation suit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 27, 2017 07:29 PM (cpwIt)
Posted by: George H. W. Bush at June 27, 2017 07:29 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 07:29 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (+abOm)
Posted by: TexasDan at June
then from somewhere on the set a lone lit zippo arcs in and lands on him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (0wem/)
The Ford Pinto
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Prayerful Modalities at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: RNC at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (EgOr3)
I can't believe you left out Joe Isuzu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUBm0XQbqA
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Javems at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: torabora at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Johnny at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (uZadf)
I can't believe you left out Joe Isuzu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUBm0XQbqA
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (m9X4Y)
I said that one. Jinx.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Javems at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (H8S+R)
Perpetual motion patents.
Posted by: Prayerful Modalities at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (3hIZX)
LOL, I thought it said "pants."
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (EgOr3)
The life story of every straight A student, member of the choir, turning his life around, aspiring rap star who ends up getting killed by the police ONLY because of his skin color
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (ZrpvE)
Also, snake oil became popular in the West at a time when Omega-3s were hard to find in the diet naturally (occurs mostly in fish oil, which was not easy to get for people on the dusty Great Plains), so it could be that snake oil helped alleviate various dietary deficiencies and attendant problems.
The reason snake oil got a bad reputation is NOT that it is useless and/or bad for you, bu that salesmen began selling FAKE snake oil, which had none of the benefits. Eventually, fake snake oil completely took over the market place, ruining the reputation of snake oil as a brand overall.
Interesting detail I did not know until recently: Snake oil was introduced to the Wild West by Chinese laborers, who brought traditional Cantonese remedies with them, including old-school chinese snake oil, which the cowboys tried and found worked! Hence, it caught on with the white population. But it's no easy feat to catch snakes, and you only get a tiny bot of oil from each once -- hence the rampant manufacture of faked snake oil, and the subsequent passing into legend as the definition of bogosity.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2017 07:32 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:32 PM (F0ZHr)
Perpetual motion patents.
Posted by: Prayerful Modalities at June 27, 2017 07:30 PM (3hIZX)
LOL, I thought it said "pants."
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:31 PM (EgOr3)
Shit, I thought it said parents.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:32 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:32 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at June 27, 2017 07:32 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 07:32 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 27, 2017 07:32 PM (m9X4Y)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:32 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: torabora at June 27, 2017 07:33 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:33 PM (TqXWc)
The sign language guy at the Mandela funeral
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:33 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Prayerful Modalities at June 27, 2017 07:33 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 27, 2017 07:33 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:33 PM (2S3bc)
the guy selling skulls out of his garage decorated in vintage porn while using vulgar language.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:32 PM (0wem/)
That's pretty specific, Y5 . . .
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:33 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 27, 2017 07:33 PM (nn8uQ)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:33 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 07:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (eMKNe)
So I was busy.
Didn't have time.
Dog ate my to do list.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 27, 2017 07:32 PM (m9X4Y)
Great minds think alike.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (0wem/)
anyone remember "Julia?"
Julia was obama 2012's fake cartoon young woman who obama helped with all his first term policies.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (ltdkg)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (aMlLZ)
Mr. Carlson's knowledge of turkeys ability to fly
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (eMKNe)
Mr. Carlson's knowledge of turkeys ability to fly
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (auHtY)
Still one of the funniest skits ever on TV
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:34 PM (0wem/)
Ah . . . {scratches Y5 off the worry list}
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:32 PM (0wem/)
That's pretty specific, Y5 . . .
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:33 PM (EgOr3)
One of the ettes visited that guy, Craigslist ad. I want to say it was Tami.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (xAvrH)
The Ted Kennedy driving and swimming school
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (2S3bc)
Not my field of expertise, but I think this is wrong.
A retraction is just accepted journalistic practice, and might help on the margin on damages.
Sarah's challenge is proving Actual Malice from a one-off ope-ed.
As I've said for weeks, MSM has given Trump plenty of Actual Malice with a pattern of badly sourced stories, and employees staging mock beheadings.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:36 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2017 07:36 PM (jm1YL)
I assume it's not just by asking nicely.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM (TqXWc)
Unscrew the bolt from the oil pan.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 07:36 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: hoodaticus at June 27, 2017 07:36 PM (vitRc)
Posted by: Prayerful Modalities
My mom had a boyfriend in the '80s who invested in one of the first companies to paint pink dye on white fish meat and relabel as "Crab-style meat." Laugh all you want, but he make MILLIONS on this investment, and become quite wealthy, buying cheap whitefish, painting a pink stripe on it, and selling it as crab to stupid people.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 07:36 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM
****
Yeah, it was Tami.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 07:36 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:36 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: El Chapo at June 27, 2017 07:37 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:35 PM ...She actually went? Holy crap!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:37 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:37 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 27, 2017 07:37 PM (TuRs5)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 07:36 PM (0mRoj)
...
that may be high in iron filings, but don't think it has omega 3's.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:37 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:36 PM
****
No, it was Tami. I'm positive.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 07:37 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: The Lonebadger at June 27, 2017 07:18 PM (5leUT)
...
It's just that you're wrong, in every conceivable way possible, all at the same time.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:19 PM (TqXWc)
Well then...pistols it shall be. At dawn, right?
Seriously though, part of my preference has to do with the fact I liked the Hobbit better when I read the books as a kid. Yes, liberties were taken with the story...but isn't that usually the case?
Posted by: The Lonebadger at June 27, 2017 07:37 PM (5leUT)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 07:37 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2017 07:37 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (ILitO)
I assume it's not just by asking nicely.
Posted by: TexasDan
By pressing the snake meat and skin in a wooden press. Squeeeeeeeze.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (UZERT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (PUmDY)
Crab Rolls are a scam!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (ltdkg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (0wem/)
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Very cool. Thank you.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
I aim to inform!
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (DQ4Fv)
I assume it's not just by asking nicely.
Posted by: TexasDan
Easier than you get milk out of an almond.
Have you EVER seen a teat on an almond?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (ILitO)
I assume it's not just by asking nicely.
Posted by: TexasDan
By pressing the snake meat and skin in a wooden press. Squeeeeeeeze.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (DQ4Fv)
The best snake oil is pressed by foot.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (sBOL1)
I think the takeaway here is that what you really want is stupid customers.
Which reminds me, I was explaining to my kids the other day that the state makes lotteries illegal so they can run the only one.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM
Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: thE kARDASHIAN gURLS aND bRUCE at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Prayerful Modalities at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (/HfBH)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (ZrpvE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM
***
I asked Tami. She said it's not a meme
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 07:37 PM (Rsi2C)
Ummm, I hate to ask, but has Tami been around lately?
Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Weasel at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
"Wearing my dead momma's panties makes me EXTRA truthy!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (H8S+R)
583 It was you, not Tami.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:36 PM
****
No, it was Tami. I'm positive.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 07:37 PM (Rsi2C)
I'm sorry, I was guessing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: James McDonald at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (955qc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: L, Elle at June
its a meme
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (0wem/)
We should make this into a meme.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: CaliGirl
It was L, Elle
That's who.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: TexasDan
And Illinois can't even do that without screwing it up.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (SjImc)
I don't trust you so I won't read it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (gwPgz)
***
Yes, I just spoke to Tami and she said it's not a meme. She says Hi
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: TK Baha at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (J9FkY)
The Mob gave better payout even before taxes.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Big Pussy at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (oVJmc)
re: that leftist fake news cocksucker Thomas Frank
I'd love to see FRANK THOMAS, aka The Big Hurt, smash Thomas Frank's face.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM (ltdkg)
Posted by: Furious George at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 07:38 PM (DQ4Fv)
The best snake oil is pressed by foot.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (0mRoj)
...
so there is now a new worst job ever.
Right below mistress to that French king who would never bathe.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM (TqXWc)
That is all.
Well, let's have a meme here, after all.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Peaches at June
nearly cost me a scotch there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM (F0ZHr)
Hell's Angels policing a concert
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM (auHtY)
Er... that's kind of... my thing...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (6FqZa)
Did you see that excerpt of Douglas Murray? It was actually hysterical when he talks about some imam claiming Muslims invented flight 400 years before the Wright Brothers.
"Plummeting off a high building is NOT flight, I'm afraid."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: L, Elle at June
its a meme
Posted by: yankeefifth
Why am I hearing that in Jerry & Kramer's voices?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM (ltdkg)
That's who.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2017 07:40 PM (S6Pax)
***
No, it wasn't. Ask Tami. She says she'll be on the ONT
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 27, 2017 07:43 PM (arhmY)
That is all.
Well, let's have a meme here, after all.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June
well, yeah. you don't?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:43 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Ummmm at June 27, 2017 07:43 PM (33Yia)
Posted by: Weasel at June 27, 2017 07:39 PM (Sfs6o)
I was a faithful reader for about 2 decades. magnificent stuff.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:43 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:43 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:43 PM (0wem/)
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What have you got against pandas?
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (sBOL1)
It's NOT a too-mah.
But it is a meme.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Big Pussy at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (2S3bc)
Fishing with Al Neri on Lake Tahoe at dawn . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (mbhDw)
Right below mistress to that French king who would never bathe.
I'm going with Norm McDonald's immortal take on this:
Crack whore
Assistant crack whore
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Furious George at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Ummmm at June 27, 2017 07:43 PM (33Yia)
Obama's claim of fatherhood.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (F0ZHr)
Thus CNN is quite similar, in that the Cable News Network doesn't contain any actual, you know, News.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM
Well technically they are flying for a little while.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (i81II)
Posted by: Mehgan McCain at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June
well for starters, institutionalized biological incompetence.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (0wem/)
Debbie Wasserman Shultz's dentist.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (F0ZHr)
Who is married to her hairdresser. Like a cabal.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (F0ZHr)
Hair dresser, but she does have the same teeth as the bat boy above.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:43 PM (CPk0
Pre-internet (mid-1980s), I'd buy copies of the WWN to use as radio bits. I'd rewrite some stories in Headline News style as present it as a straight newscast during my show.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (7vGuX)
Assistant crack whore
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
They work with the baitors
The junior baitor and the master baitor.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (sBOL1)
"Yeah I look like a large carnivore and all, but I swear it, I'm a vegetarian!" <---not worth the risk
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:46 PM (CPk08)
Right below mistress to that French king who would never bathe.
I'm going with Norm McDonald's immortal take on this:
Crack whore
Assistant crack whore
Posted by: Circa
Unpacking an impacted elephant.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 07:46 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: TK Baha at June 27, 2017 07:46 PM (J9FkY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:46 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Dick at June 27, 2017 07:46 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:46 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 07:46 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (0wem/)
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You'd probably have difficulties procreating if you lived in a zoo, too.
But what besides that? They're very cute.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 07:46 PM (FeRav)
Haven't people died from that? Not, in truth, people we would normally GAS about but, still, people.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: L, Elle
You seem angry.
But really, we love you.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (S6Pax)
The end result is, you just send this company $360/year and receive absolutely no benefit whatsoever.
But the salesmen are very aggressive and fast-talking and they have foolish countless thousands of home-bound seniors to signing up for theiir scam -- and once you sing up, they make it almost impossible to UNsign-up.
It's very difficult to stop these con artists, because old people can, sadly, be gullible.
Anyway, once of them came to my mom's house, and she called me up while he was there, and I gave him such a talking to that h is NEVER coming back, I guarantee it.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June
sez who?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (arhmY)
Slab of meat handler.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 27, 2017 07:45 PM (rJUlF)
I used their stuff in presentations all the time. Sheer random craziness as segue.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (+7/1f)
You might think that someone might have thought about that, but the state bureaucrats know all. Anyway, how many people know where to find a reliable bookie?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (ILitO)
Thanks for letting me know you think it's still Tami you think you're talking to!
BTW, Moronic recipe #3 was just posted!
Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (gwPgz)
Later.
Posted by: Meremortal, 23 at June 27, 2017 07:48 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:48 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 07:48 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:41 PM (mbhDw)
You've been talking to my wife?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2017 07:48 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 07:48 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 07:48 PM (2S3bc)
But really, we love you.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June
it's like hitting someone in the head with a frisbee at recess in 5th grade, it is a sign of affection.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:48 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (0wem/)
Don't make me put on my stompy boots, bub. It's way too hot and once they're on, they gonna stay on until we settle this. {taps sweaty bare foot}
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:49 PM (EgOr3)
You'd probably have difficulties procreating if you lived in a zoo, too.
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Wut? Is that some kind of challenge.?
Posted by: fixerupper at June 27, 2017 07:49 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:42 PM
Well technically they are flying for a little while.
Posted by: Minnfidel
"So far, all good!" heard from 2nd floor window
Posted by: Prayerful Modalities at June 27, 2017 07:49 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 27, 2017 07:49 PM (wwL6Q)
Sandy Berger forgot his socks were not warmers for classified documents.
Tim Geithner tax payer and honest economist.
HRC had no idea she could not use her private server for official business.
Bill Clinton undertaking any oath of office or swearing to tell the truth in a legal proceeding.
Loretta Lynch sharing anecdotes of grandchildren with Bill Clinton on the tarmac at Arizona.
Jeffrey Epstein guidance counselor to young girls.
2006, Al "Crazy Guggenheim" Gore we have ten years to save the planet!
Lois Lerner, it is a coincidence that tea party certification was denied and that Ben Carson was audited after speaking at a national prayer breakfast.
Eric Holder there is nothing to fast furious.
Posted by: Locke Common at June 27, 2017 07:49 PM (zSXXo)
Posted by: ShainS at June 27, 2017 07:49 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:46 PM (CPk0
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My daughter was at the zoo here when they had the baby panda out for one of his first viewings. The little guy played a bit, then was tuckered out so the zookeeper picked it up and carried it off like it was a human baby. My daughter said it was the cutest thing ever.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:49 PM (sBOL1)
We never read that or any other tabloid except when I took the family to the beach on a vacation, then we bought every one we could find and read the articles to each other to pass the time!
Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 07:49 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:48 PM (0wem/)
So you are saying I over-reacted?
.....
......
nah. felt good.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:50 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Simplemind at June 27, 2017 07:50 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
And he brought that Shiksa girl with him, too!
Oye vay!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2017 07:50 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: ShainS at June 27, 2017 07:49 PM (ZcAbN)
===============
Been there, done that.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 27, 2017 07:50 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Peaches at June
something of a dilemma here. would really, really, like to expound upon how pandas are cute in the same way michelle obama is, because someone told us so, and that they are commie tools. however, would really like to avoid getting stomped or otherwise maimed by Peaches.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:51 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 27, 2017 07:51 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:49 PM (sBOL1)
Because it absolutely was!
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:51 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:47 PM (0wem/)
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Me. Everyone. Except you. Your cute meter must be broken.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:52 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:49 PM (sBOL1)
The babies are as cute as leprecahun shit, that's for sure.
But then they grow up and become slightly retarded giant farting koalas.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:52 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: yankeefifth
So, the fifth in you name is all about 5th grade?
I see.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2017 07:52 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 07:52 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:52 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:52 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:52 PM (0wem/)
Mind.
Blown.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at June 27, 2017 07:52 PM (TuRs5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:53 PM (mbhDw)
See? Peaches agrees with me.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:52 PM (sBOL1)
I have spent months of my life, on more than one occasion, glued to a panda cam. I adore them!
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:53 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June
stick around, you may learn there is a deep well of panda loathing and hatred.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (0wem/)
You frisbee tossing bastards.
/runs from room
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (F0ZHr)
The leprecahuns are indeed fecally gifted, but they are tribe of French Canadians who were deported to Guyana and develop all kinds of skin diseases from the chronic humidity.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (sBOL1)
I submitted a panda chop recipe, but you need a lot of soy sauce!
Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Giant Farting Koalas at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (0wem/)
Sez the guy who calls his dog Methlab!
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (EgOr3)
A ride in an Argentinian army helicopter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 07:55 PM (/o9Qk)
I see.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June
nah, what makes you think I went that far. but it does look better than yankeeged.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:55 PM (0wem/)
That's just because you held the crazy glue wrong.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:55 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Dick at June 27, 2017 07:55 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)
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Flown by Harrison Ford.
Where's my recipe?
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:55 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 07:55 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 07:55 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 27, 2017 07:56 PM (IT3mj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)
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Flown by Harrison Ford.
Where's my recipe?
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:55 PM (sBOL1)
Trust me. It's coming.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:56 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Peaches at June
we all have our coping mechanisms.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:56 PM (0wem/)
A ride in an Argentinian army helicopter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)
...
I've been trying to come up with a parachute joke, but that one's even better.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:56 PM (TqXWc)
At over 730 comments, I don't have the patience to check if anyone wrote "Teh Jooz."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw)
Goes without saying.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 07:56 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 27, 2017 07:56 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 07:56 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June
they keep erasing them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:57 PM (0wem/)
A ride in an Argentinian army helicopter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:54 PM (mbhDw)
...
I've been trying to come up with a parachute joke, but that one's even better.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 07:56 PM (TqXWc)
I could modify it by saying the return flight in an Argentinian army helicopter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:57 PM (mbhDw)
A Winnebago? Hell a whole herd of Winnebagos! We're giving them away!
A gold kama sutra coffee pot
Or a baby's arm holding an apple.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2017 07:57 PM (S6Pax)
Mind.
Blown.
Posted by: moronhorde minion
Yep.
An excellent example of what linguists call a "back formation":
Originally, what was deemed untrustworthy was snake oil salesmen -- because they were selling a fraudulent product that wasn't actually true snake oil. Real snake oil IS good for you, but the salesmen were the problem.
But the "salesmen" part of the equation was eventually dropped off by those who didn't understand the derivation, and "snake oil" itself, in a mistaken back-formation, was identified as the essence of the untrustworthiness -- rather than those who falsely claimed to be selling the real thing.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 07:57 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 07:57 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 07:55 PM (/o9Qk)
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Yes, in case we need to reach you, but please don't use s real person's name (like, oh, James Comey). Neither Weasel nor I want to be sued for defamation of character.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:57 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Dick at June
that is funny
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 07:57 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: yankeefifth
I've got one for panda tongue. It needs bamboo shoots and leaves.
Posted by: Prayerful Modalities at June 27, 2017 07:58 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: little bug at June 27, 2017 07:58 PM (TqXWc)
Yasser Arafat's English press statements.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:58 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Ummmm at June 27, 2017 07:43 PM (33Yia)
Obama's claim of fatherhood.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:44 PM (mbhDw)
Chelsea Clinton..err.Hubbel..errr..Clinton's paternity
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 07:58 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at June 27, 2017 07:59 PM (vJCwr)
At over 730 comments, I don't have the patience to check if anyone wrote "Teh Jooz."
They're only a problem when they're of the shape-shifting variety.
Posted by: Muslim Conspiracy Theorist at June 27, 2017 07:59 PM (IT3mj)
A Winnebago? Hell a whole herd of Winnebagos! We're giving them away!
A gold kama sutra coffee pot
Or a baby's arm holding an apple.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2017 07:57 PM (S6Pax)
"Whaddya Want From Life?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)
use s real person's name (like, oh, James Comey). Neither Weasel nor I
want to be sued for defamation of character.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:57 PM (sBOL1)
Well damn. What if I submitted as "The Former FBI Director Drama Queen"?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 27, 2017 07:59 PM (/o9Qk)
Man, that name is a Jeopardy stumper at this point.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at June 27, 2017 07:59 PM (vJCwr)
"I nailed that one."
- - Wolf Blitzer
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:59 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 07:59 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:00 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 07:56 PM (mbhDw)
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Good. I will watch for it. It's the only way to get your name off the Sidebar o' Shame.
A little positive reinforcement, I call it. Or bribery. Whichever.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:00 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:00 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:00 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 27, 2017 08:00 PM (qJhUV)
An excellent example of what linguists call a "back formation":
Originally, what was deemed untrustworthy was snake oil salesmen -- because they were selling a fraudulent product that wasn't actually true snake oil. Real snake oil IS good for you, but the salesmen were the problem.
But the "salesmen" part of the equation was eventually dropped off by those who didn't understand the derivation, and "snake oil" itself, in a mistaken back-formation, was identified as the essence of the untrustworthiness -- rather than those who falsely claimed to be selling the real thing.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 07:57 PM (DQ4Fv)
I think "good enough for government work" is the same way.
It originally meant a high standard, but in time, and for obvious reasons, has come to mean the opposite.
Posted by: Texas Dan at June 27, 2017 08:00 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 08:00 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:00 PM
Screw you man.
Posted by: Rolling Stone Journalists at June 27, 2017 08:01 PM (2S3bc)
Tax advice from Wesley Snipes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:01 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 27, 2017 08:01 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 08:01 PM (Uxokn)
"Hillary up by +8 over the Patriots! Early night."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:01 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Oh, if I had a nickle for every time I've heard that.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 27, 2017 08:01 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:02 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Texas Dan at June 27, 2017 08:02 PM (TqXWc)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 08:02 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:03 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: DOCTOR Amy Bishop at June 27, 2017 08:03 PM (XoldI)
You've always been my favorite, Mort. xoxo
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:03 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:03 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 08:03 PM (9mOGz)
The ingredients of Soylent Green
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:04 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Lucy at June 27, 2017 08:04 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Lucy at June 27, 2017 08:04 PM (2S3bc)
Where?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:04 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 08:04 PM (/HfBH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 08:04 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (qJhUV)
Great thread.
Did anyone mention Ace's chili carrots?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (26aeI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (F0ZHr)
I want Peach's recipe for clam chowder, but not that fake Manhattan crap.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:02 PM (/o9Qk)
Never made it myself and my mom did not leave me it. Best advice I have, unless you can get to the Black Pearl in Newport (RI) is to call Legal Seafood and have them send some. Then dump a ton of butter into it.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (FAo3p)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Gollum at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 07:57 PM (sBOL1)
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Especially Weasel.
Posted by: Weasel at June 27, 2017 08:06 PM (Sfs6o)
A room at the Bates motel
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:06 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Weasel at June 27, 2017 08:06 PM (Sfs6o)
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But most especially bluebell.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:06 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 27, 2017 08:07 PM (FAo3p)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 27, 2017 08:07 PM (cpwIt)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:07 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 08:08 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:08 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:08 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 08:08 PM (oixKh)
Posted by: SJW at June 27, 2017 08:08 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 27, 2017 08:08 PM (wwL6Q)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (26aeI)
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What gave it away?
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:08 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 08:08 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 08:09 PM (Uxokn)
"Walking Tall Part 3"
starring Robert B. Reichhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - UH
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:09 PM (mbhDw)
FIFY
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 08:08 PM
Word.
Posted by: David Koresh at June 27, 2017 08:09 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2017 08:09 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:10 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Average Guy at June 27, 2017 08:10 PM (uf+Fw)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 27, 2017 08:10 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Sheep at June 27, 2017 08:10 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:10 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:10 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2017 08:10 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:10 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 08:11 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (26aeI)
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What gave it away?
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:08 PM (sBOL1)
******
Too busy reading the thread anyway.
The U where I teach has CNN on all the time in a common room. I am going to write some of these down and post them near the screen.
Must get popcorn first.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:11 PM (26aeI)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 27, 2017 08:11 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2017 08:10 PM (SjImc)
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Ooh, patch us in. We'll take care of it for you.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:11 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:11 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:10 PM
I'll see your "social justice" and raise you a "sustainability." Da fuq does that even mean anyway? I think it's code word for shit's about to get expensive.
Posted by: David Koresh at June 27, 2017 08:11 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: James T. Kirk at June 27, 2017 08:12 PM (QlMU6)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:11 PM (CPk0
And that's vintage flight in Islam.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 27, 2017 08:12 PM (lIZQs)
USA Today all weepy about how many peeps will die if the Rs take away "health care," and Omaha very very concerned that "refugees" will get really shit upon.
All the news we think you need.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 27, 2017 08:13 PM (1tGxG)
Posted by: cattle everywhere at June 27, 2017 08:13 PM (DQ4Fv)
That would be a real education for your students, wouldn't it.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:13 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: David Koresh at June 27, 2017 08:11 PM (2S3bc)
No kidding. Find me an example of a "sustainable" economy. Anywhere. At any time, going back to the fucking neolithic.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:13 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 08:13 PM (F0ZHr)
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 08:13 PM (/HfBH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 08:13 PM (PUmDY)
not especially fond of either but it is funny.
this is 1 minute long and has a few scenes not on the one running on tv.
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/w7Ew/nespresso-comin-home-featuring-george-clooney-andy-garcia
have you
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:14 PM (0wem/)
common room. I am going to write some of these down and post them near
the screen.
Must get popcorn first.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:11 PM (26aeI)
This is the only reason CNN has any ratings at all. Every place where there's a tv that nobody watches, it's on CNN 24/7.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:14 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Child Actor at June 27, 2017 08:14 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June
well, they are getting there though.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:14 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:14 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Soros at June 27, 2017 08:15 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: wooga at June 27, 2017 08:15 PM (++7LP)
That would be a real education for your students, wouldn't it.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:13 PM (sBOL1)
*****
It's an IT business class.
I referenced Drudge as an example of scale and not a single student knew what I was talking about.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:15 PM (26aeI)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:16 PM (sBOL1)
What do dentists talk about on conference calls? Plaque? Gum disease? Halitosis?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 08:16 PM (/tuJf)
(That's a post-op tranny)
Posted by: wooga at June 27, 2017 08:15 PM
A taint paint by Earl Sheib! I'll paint any taint for 99.00!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:16 PM (2S3bc)
LOL
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:14 PM (CPk0
We have a thread winner!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 08:17 PM (t/rhc)
Posted by: David Koresh at June 27, 2017 08:11 PM (2S3bc)
No kidding. Find me an example of a "sustainable" economy. Anywhere. At any time, going back to the fucking neolithic.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
Arizona State now has an entire DEPARTMENT called "Sustainability," on a par with "Chemistry" or "Engineering", where you can get an actual PhD in "Sustainability":
https://schoolofsustainability.asu.edu/degrees/doctor-philosophy/
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 08:17 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:14 PM (EgOr3)
The same could be said of ESPN and bars.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:17 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Hillary at June 27, 2017 08:17 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 08:16 PM (/tuJf)
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The latest torture methods.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:17 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Adolf at June 27, 2017 08:17 PM (XoldI)
well, they are getting there though.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:14 PM (0wem/)
Let's just say that any sociery with a male clergy (any religion, here, not just the "celibate" ones) can't eliminate homosexuality without wiping out a good chunk of its religion.
Boys will be boys. Fact of life.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:17 PM (CPk08)
The life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:18 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 08:17 PM
That was my David Koresh scok BTW. Anytime I hear the word "sustainability" I want to throat punch someone. Of course it's a college course, natch, SMDH.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:18 PM (2S3bc)
What do dentists talk about on conference calls? Plaque? Gum disease? Halitosis?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 08:16 PM (/tuJf)
How to get heel marks off the walls.
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2017 08:18 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: lizabth at June 27, 2017 08:19 PM (p0fBx)
LOL
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:14 PM (CPk0
We have a thread winner!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:16 PM (mbhDw)
*****
Concur!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:19 PM (26aeI)
https://schoolofsustainability.asu.edu/degrees/doctor-philosophy/
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 08:17 PM (DQ4Fv)
Its enough to make a man religious. There is surely no justice or truth in THIS world.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:19 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 27, 2017 08:19 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Serge at June 27, 2017 08:19 PM (7D+K+)
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2017 08:18 PM (XoldI)bwahahahaha!
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:19 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Minnfidel
It's not just a "college course" -- it is now an ENTIRE FIELD OF STUDY, equal to "physics" or any other legitimate department.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 08:19 PM (DQ4Fv)
The worth of a major in Wymyn's Studies with a minor in Kill Whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:20 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June
Homosexuality statistics from the United States.
(But for perhaps different reasons.)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 27, 2017 08:20 PM (cpwIt)
At last we agree on something.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June
well, you do not want to spend your time hanging out with people you agree with on everything, when would you ever get to have arguments?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:20 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: lizabth at June 27, 2017 08:19 PM ...
Oh I wouldn't worry about that. They will never cut off the conveyor belt into that trough. They'll cut other shit for sure. But not that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:20 PM (2S3bc)
(But for perhaps different reasons.)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 27, 2017 08:20 PM (cpwIt)
No shit. Remember "1 in 7"?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:21 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:21 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June
Homosexuality statistics from the United States.
(But for perhaps different reasons.)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader
Overall, they average out!
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 08:21 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 08:21 PM (PUmDY)
Socialism just hasn't been done right
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:21 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 08:21 PM (DQ4Fv)
Diversity is a strength!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:22 PM (CPk08)
Best advice I have, unless you can get to the Black Pearl in Newport
(RI) is to call Legal Seafood and have them send some. Then dump a ton
of butter into it.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:05 PM (EgOr3)
Would this be RI chowdah or NE chowdah?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:22 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:21 PM (auHtY)
It's working out well for me!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders, posting from the snazzy car at one of the swanky lake houses at June 27, 2017 08:23 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:21 PM (CPk0
Holy hell, 1 in *seven*?? The statistic I always heard was 1 in 10, and even that was obviously very exaggerated.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 27, 2017 08:23 PM (cpwIt)
Barack Obama's lessons on throwing a baseball
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:23 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at June 27, 2017 08:23 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:24 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)
Holy hell, 1 in *seven*?? The statistic I always heard was 1 in 10, and even that was obviously very exaggerated.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 27, 2017 08:23 PM (cpwIt)
Yeah, that was a thing back when I was in highschool.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:24 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:22 PM (/o9Qk)
Same thing. Mmmmmmm, now I want some.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:25 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:25 PM (2S3bc)
The weekly comment stats.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)
*****
HA!!!!
I knew it!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:25 PM (26aeI)
The weekly comment stats.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)
*****
HA!!!!
I knew it!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:25 PM (26aeI)
This one thread is good for getting the count up.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:26 PM (mbhDw)
(The report garnered a followup from CPS at which she again refused to press charges, so maybe the accuser was underage? post contacted her, and she would not comment. hope she does not turn up dead, if he really is MS13)
Posted by: barbarausa at June 27, 2017 08:26 PM (Elk67)
Barack Obama's How to Open and Close an Umbrella manual
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:26 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at June 27, 2017 08:27 PM (XoldI)
Holy hell, 1 in *seven*?? The statistic I always heard was 1 in 10, and even that was obviously very exaggerated.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader at June 27, 2017 08:23 PM (cpwIt)
Yeah, that was a thing back when I was in highschool.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:24 PM (CPk0
Terry McAuliffe's "93 million gun deaths" is more believable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:27 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:25 PM (EgOr3)
Huh, now I was always told that RI chowdah was in a broth with no cream, while NE was cream based.
Not that I'd turn down a bowl of either (unlike that Manhattan tomato-based abomination)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:27 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:27 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 08:27 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: wooga at June 27, 2017 08:28 PM (++7LP)
Posted by: Woodstock Attendee at June 27, 2017 08:28 PM (XoldI)
The weekly comment stats.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)
*****
HA!!!!
I knew it!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:25 PM (26aeI)
This one thread is good for getting the count up.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:26 PM (mbhDw)
*****
So it seems.
Thus becoming a self fulfilling event.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:28 PM (26aeI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:28 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Simplemind at June 27, 2017 08:28 PM (ZuGkg)
Not that I'd turn down a bowl of either (unlike that Manhattan tomato-based abomination)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:27 PM (/o9Qk)
Well, you always want the cream. Now that you mention it, I have somewhere seen that broth-y kind but, ew, ick. BP and LS are the cream kind.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:29 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 06:53 PM
You CAN trust me on this. Seriously.
Posted by: The Leper at June 27, 2017 08:29 PM (xLGKd)
Posted by: The CBO at June 27, 2017 08:29 PM (2S3bc)
No, there really is a Rhode Island Clam Chowder. It's a clam broth soup as opposed to a cream based soup. Almost nobody makes it, definitely not many restaurants and not the Pearl.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 08:29 PM (/tuJf)
Milli Vanilli singing lessons.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 08:30 PM (PUmDY)
It bugged the snot out of me, because even though the Kinsey numbers were pretty obviously crap, it was at least data of a sort with a known provenance, but the 1 in 7 was overt propagandism.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:30 PM (CPk08)
Ike Turner's Guide to a Successful Marriage
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 08:30 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Simplemind at June 27, 2017 08:28 PM (ZuGkg)
Every one dollar of unemployment generates 2 dollars in revenue.
- - N. Pelosi.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:31 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: John McCain at June 27, 2017 08:31 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:31 PM (/o9Qk)
James Comey's detailed notebook.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:32 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June
nope
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:32 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:32 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:32 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm)
Something of a chowder head, I presume?
/runs for it
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 27, 2017 08:33 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:33 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:31 PM (/o9Qk)
LOL!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:33 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 08:34 PM (xLGKd)
OT:
Here's Douglas Murray talking about Islamic claims of inventing everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_2dKs-MAs
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:34 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017
Go on.
Posted by: Bubba Chowdah at June 27, 2017 08:34 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 08:34 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mallamutt at June 27, 2017 08:34 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 27, 2017 08:35 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 08:35 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The Chicken at June 27, 2017 08:35 PM (XoldI)
Kool Aid served in Guyana.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:35 PM (mbhDw)
Please excuse my food ignorance, but what is "chowder?"
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 08:34 PM (PUmDY)
Chowdah.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:35 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June
you are fine so long as the pump does not come out.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:36 PM (0wem/)
Chowder is white fish painted pink.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 27, 2017 08:36 PM (ltdkg)
It bugged the snot out of me, because even though the Kinsey numbers were pretty obviously crap, it was at least data of a sort with a known provenance, but the 1 in 7 was overt propagandism.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
The only reliable stats, which came out pretty recently actually, based on a valid polling method, state what is probably pretty close to reality:
Overall, 3% of US adults. COMBINED, are either homosexual, bisexual, or transsexual.
Broken down even further, it was
2.3% male homosexual
.6% female homosexual.
~.1% bisexual.
and
0.01% transsexual.
In other words, there are just s tiny number of actual transsexuals -- practically negligible, demographics-wise. A few tens of thousands, grand total.
Similarly, "bisexuality" is basically a media myth, too.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 08:36 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:36 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 08:36 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 08:36 PM (PUmDY)
Downhill Skiing, by Michael Kennedy
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 08:36 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 08:34 PM
A misspelling of Boyd's last name.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 08:37 PM (xLGKd)
Invitation to a dinner at Sparks Steakhouse, with a large Italian gentleman.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)
/runs for it
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 27, 2017 08:33 PM (66CWr)
You know something? I'm tipsy, so Imma gonna let that go. Imma gonna let that so go.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:37 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:37 PM (2S3bc)
"Home Improvement," by Mr. A. O. Spades
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 08:38 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mallamutt at June 27, 2017 08:38 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:38 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 08:36 PM (DQ4Fv)
Years ago, a gay co-worker's mom used to say "there's gay, straight and greedy." I always loved that.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:39 PM (EgOr3)
It's usually a milk or cream based soup with seafood, usually clams, but there are some varieties with both.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 08:39 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2017 08:39 PM (sQ1li)
'Education, For Fun and Profit', Jane Sanders
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 08:39 PM (kusha)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 08:39 PM (xLGKd)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June
Nobody needs more than one position.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 27, 2017 08:40 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 08:40 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:40 PM (/o9Qk)
Thick soup? Way it is cooked?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 08:36 PM (PUmDY)
Actual cream. One does not, properly, use a "thickening agent" like flour or cornstarch.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:40 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 08:39 PM (/tuJf)
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But if it's red and has the word "Manhattan" in front of it, it's not chowder.
We need to be clear on these things.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:40 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: oldgeezer at June 27, 2017 08:40 PM (4pPcl)
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at June 27, 2017 08:40 PM (XoldI)
We need to be clear on these things.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:40 PM (sBOL1)
Correct! That is the "icky red stuff."
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:41 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:41 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:42 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:41 PM (0wem/)
-------
But will there be a black man driving a garbage truck?
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:42 PM (sBOL1)
Overall, 3% of US adults. COMBINED, are either homosexual, bisexual, or transsexual.
Broken down even further, it was
2.3% male homosexual
.6% female homosexual.
~.1% bisexual.
and
0.01% transsexual.
In other words, there are just s tiny number of actual transsexuals -- practically negligible, demographics-wise. A few tens of thousands, grand total.
Similarly, "bisexuality" is basically a media myth, too.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 08:36 PM (DQ4Fv)
So you are saying that Jacob Tobia does in fact have a vanishingly small chance of getting laid? Golly. I would never would have believed it.
https://tinyurl.com/yakvfcqd
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:42 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 08:42 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: a philosophy professor with a bike lock at June 27, 2017 08:43 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 27, 2017 08:43 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June
heh. no. seems Sammy Davis Jr. is unavailable.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:43 PM (0wem/)
We need to be clear on these things.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:40 PM
But Manhattan Chowder IS clearer than New England Clam Chowder.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 08:43 PM (xLGKd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 08:44 PM (6F36o)
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at June 27, 2017 08:40 PM (XoldI)
==============
Can't you be "bisexual" if you suck two dicks at once?
Asking for a friend ...
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 27, 2017 08:44 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 27, 2017 08:44 PM (bML9A)
>>We need to be clear on these things.
I'm torn on this. As I mentioned, there really is a Rhode Island Clam Chowder and it is a clam based broth and clear so it's difficult to dismiss that red stuff.
But I will.
Incidentally, I will be eating at the Black Pearl this week. I might even have some chowder.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 08:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June
=============
That could've been me if I hadn't changed my name.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 27, 2017 08:45 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 08:45 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 08:45 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 27, 2017 08:45 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 08:44 PM (/tuJf)
------
Invite me. I started a new career last week of meeting Hordelings and having them buy me food. We must keep up this tradition.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:45 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 08:44 PM (/tuJf)
I may die of envy.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:46 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:46 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 08:47 PM (6F36o)
Posted by: Anna Puma
------
Möbius thread.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June
we turned it over an hour ago. this is the second time through.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:47 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 08:36 PM (DQ4Fv
Whew!
Helping to 1000.
Tired of winning?
Posted by: golfman at June 27, 2017 08:48 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 08:48 PM (6F36o)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 27, 2017 08:48 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:48 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2017 08:49 PM (xAvrH)
Whoa.... a never ending thread?
Posted by: Anna Puma
------
Möbius thread.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 08:45 PM (OdK9v)
Try here:
https://tinyurl.com/yck8u22l
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:49 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2017 08:49 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 27, 2017 08:50 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2017 08:50 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Dan Rather's "Friend" at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (LTHVh)
You are welcome anytime.
>>I may die of envy.
Yea, it gets worse. They just redid the outdoor bar but they kept the same bartenders. Some of which I have known for years and they have been known to treat their regulars well.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: golfman at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:52 PM (zWxPH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 27, 2017 08:52 PM (QGoUX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 08:52 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2017 08:52 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:52 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 08:52 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 08:52 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 27, 2017 08:51 PM (66CWr)
I know a thread that gets on everybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves,
I know a thread that gets on everybody's nerves,
And this is how it goes...
I know a thread that gets on everybody's nerves...
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 27, 2017 08:53 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 27, 2017 08:53 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:52 PM (EgOr3)
Soak it in Screech and it isn't half bad.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:53 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:53 PM (zWxPH)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:53 PM (sBOL1)
The thread shelf is creaking ominously.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 08:53 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:53 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 08:53 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Wicked Witch of the East at June 27, 2017 08:53 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:53 PM (CPk0
I'd just save it and use it as holiday gifts for people you don't really like. But, that's just me!
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:54 PM (EgOr3)
902
>>>No shit. Remember "1 in 7"?
Which of the seven dwarfs was gay?
Posted by: wooga at June 27, 2017 08:28 PM (++7LP)
Flouncy
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 08:55 PM (iFZVz)
SiNN 8 ("The Ocho")
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 08:55 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 08:54 PM (EgOr3)
Waste of good protein.
plus, I like the peaty notes.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:55 PM (CPk08)
Everybody enjoy the ONT, and don't just start fights this time!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 27, 2017 08:55 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 08:55 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2017 08:55 PM (EZebt)
Sorry.
My father lives the New England stuff.
And I love potato soup, which is along the same lines.
Sort of.
As long as it has onions, corn and sliced hot dogs in it.
But I can not abide the New England clam chowder.
Call me a defective, if you must.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 08:56 PM (J+eG2)
But with much less "Math", "Rigor", and "Long Hours" involved.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2017 08:56 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June
That's right, finish 'em.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:56 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 08:56 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:56 PM (zWxPH)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 08:57 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 08:57 PM (LTHVh)
Pajama Boy's testosterone levels
Scientology Soup Cans
Academic standards in UNC's athletic dept.
Joe Biden's Doctorate in Astrophysics
Chris Matthews's abstinence
Joe Scarbrough's health plan for Interns
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 27, 2017 08:57 PM (1aMQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 08:57 PM (6F36o)
I like my clam steamed.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at June 27, 2017 08:57 PM (OdK9v)
More reliable than CNN --
Anatal from Hyperabad, imitating an IRS agent and on the phone with you to let you know that the IRS is suing you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 08:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June
surreptitiously adds ingredient "one moron" to each recipe.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 08:58 PM (0wem/)
And another thing...
I absolutely love a good fruitcake.
I can eat that till I get sick.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 08:58 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:58 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 08:58 PM (/tuJf)
And another thing...
I absolutely love a good fruitcake.
I can eat that till I get sick.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 08:58 PM
Clearly.
That stuff is vile!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 08:59 PM (zWxPH)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 08:59 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:59 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 27, 2017 08:59 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Kitchen Timer at June 27, 2017 08:59 PM (EqvVS)
I absolutely love a good fruitcake.
I can eat that till I get sick.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 08:58 PM (J+eG2)
Now I know you're just having sport with us.
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 09:00 PM (EgOr3)
"It's mayonnaise"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:00 PM (pNxlR)
That stuff is vile!"
Nah.
We have an elderly neighbor that makes homemade fruitcake every year for Christmas.
The household gets one.
And I get my own personal one.
And have been known to eat the entire thing in two or three sittings.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:00 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at June 27, 2017 09:00 PM (OdK9v)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZou8mgDSs8
Posted by: X-ray at June 27, 2017 09:00 PM (6hUAo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2017 09:00 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 09:01 PM (8O3HH)
Do me a favor - don't send me that recipe for the cookbook.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 08:59 PM (sBOL1)
It's what you serve when you want your guests to leave.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:01 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:01 PM (iFZVz)
"Yeah, you're my first."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:01 PM (pNxlR)
project veritas fake news - About 1,680,000 results
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Have fun playing Sisyphus.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 27, 2017 09:01 PM (7Y6gB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2017 09:01 PM (EZebt)
Last night the coin machine at work spat out what looked like a dime. I looked at it, had Queen Elizabeth II's image on it, read Canada, and it also said 10 cents. So swapped a US dime for it.
Looking at it more closely, on the back side where it says 10 cents, it has the profile of a fish in the center. It also says 'Canada 1867-1967'
Anyone know what this coin is?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 09:01 PM (6F36o)
"Does this taste okay to you?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:02 PM (pNxlR)
As an aside, I see that there is now Red, White & Bluebell ice cream.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 09:02 PM (OdK9v)
Do me a favor - don't send me that recipe for the cookbook. "
Man, y0ou guys are killing me.
How bout this, my favorite as a child.
Dinty Moore beef stew ladled over a bed of white rice?
That was some damn fine eating when I was growing up.
Dinty Moore was an almost unaffordable treat.
I shit you not.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:02 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:02 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 27, 2017 09:02 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:01 PM (CPk0
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Ah, that makes sense. And if they still don't leave, is that when you throw the fruitcake at them?
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 09:03 PM (sBOL1)
Last night the coin machine at work spat out what looked like a dime. I looked at it, had Queen Elizabeth II's image on it, read Canada, and it also said 10 cents. So swapped a US dime for it.
Looking at it more closely, on the back side where it says 10 cents, it has the profile of a fish in the center. It also says 'Canada 1867-1967'
Anyone know what this coin is?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 09:01 PM (6F36o)
Its just a dime issued in Canada in 1967, for their centennial.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:03 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 09:03 PM (/tuJf)
"Yeah, I'll be able to perform again in ten minutes."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Neve Campbell at June 27, 2017 09:03 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at June 27, 2017 09:03 PM (W+w2W)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:03 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:04 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2017 09:04 PM (r+sAi)
"No, really, I'm Gem Chef!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Canadian Centennial 10-cent piece?
Just a wild guess.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 09:04 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: New Papa at June 27, 2017 09:05 PM (yJ2Ce)
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:04 PM (iFZVz)
Best one yet, ITC!
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 09:05 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 09:05 PM (zWxPH)
A surprise birthday party in your 6-year-old grandson's honor at Hawwy Weid's home.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:05 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Zed at June 27, 2017 09:05 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:06 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 09:06 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 09:06 PM (6F36o)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 09:06 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:06 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Wow -- just yesterday I was explaining "Colossus: The Forbin Project" to someone. Bizarre coincidence that you now reference it!
Turns out that a 1957 B-movie called "The Invisible Boy" has basically the EXACT same plot as "Colossus: The Forbin Project" -- and as "Terminator," as well -- but it fell into obscurity, and no one realized the similarity until recently!
Basically, "The Invisible Boy" is mostly about the world's first super-computer gaining self-awareness, and its first decision is to take over the world -- just as in "Colossus: The Forbin Project." And just like Skynet in Terminator, the super-computer in "The Invisible Boy" activates an unstoppable robot to enact its plan -- in this case, a re-used Robby the Robot prop leftover from Forbidden Planet, rather than Arnold.
Of course, "The Invisible Boy" is also a ridiculous, terrible B-movie, but it was the origin of a much-copied sci-fi meme!
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 09:06 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 09:06 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June
where are you paris?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 09:07 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:07 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:07 PM (J+eG2)
Believe that'd be a deci-loonie, or "hoser booger" in Alberta and Saskatchewan.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at June 27, 2017 09:07 PM (1aMQH)
"We're staying up all night to watch this developing storm system for you. Because we care!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:07 PM (pNxlR)
Anyone know what this coin is?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 09:01 PM (6F36o)
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Its a coin commemorating the Centennial of Canada's end of colonoial status. I think they created the Commonwealth with the UK? I have a $2 bill like that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2017 09:07 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 09:03 PM (sBOL1)
I make them Martinis using screech and flat ginger ale with an olive garnish.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:08 PM (CPk08)
"Khakis"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 09:09 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:09 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Anna Puma
It's called "a Canadian dime."
It's the one the issued to commemorate their centennial. Pretty common, actually.
Worth exactly ten Canadian cents.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 09:09 PM (DQ4Fv)
Kinda like with Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 09:09 PM (6F36o)
Dinty Moore was an almost unaffordable treat.
I shit you not.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:02 PM (J+eG2)
Best trailer meals we had driving up the Alcan on the way to Ft. Wainwright in 1964. They had real meat chunks in the stuff back then. And it really was so expensive that it was a treat.
Posted by: Ed Anger at June 27, 2017 09:09 PM (TJx8f)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 09:07 PM (0wem/)
I'm in "wake up at 3 fucking 45 for work world" and I can't wait to get the hell out.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 09:09 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Geekasaurus at June 27, 2017 09:10 PM (I6Vv/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Wow -- just yesterday I was explaining "Colossus: The Forbin Project" to someone. Bizarre coincidence that you now reference it!
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 09:06 PM (DQ4Fv)
===
Someone posted a long excerpt on the movie thread, or ONT just a few days ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2017 09:10 PM (EZebt)
Can you use a recipe for "Funeral Potatoes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:09 PM
I'm dying to try that!
Groan....
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 09:10 PM (zWxPH)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 09:10 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June
well then, good night
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 09:10 PM (0wem/)
Canada has permission to print and coin money exclusively for use within
the park.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 09:10 PM (JyFLk)
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 09:11 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 08:30 PM (PUmDY)
Anything that appears after "but" in a sentence spoken by a politician!
Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 09:11 PM (gwPgz)
Juan McCain's assertions that he barely did anything for "...that Keating guy (who I barely knew)."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:11 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 09:11 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 09:11 PM (6F36o)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:11 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 09:12 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:11 PM (9mOGz)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT REALLY MEANS "KISS MY ASS!"
Posted by: Ben Rothelisburger at June 27, 2017 09:12 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 09:13 PM (Uxokn)
They confederated, and became a single Dominion as opposed to a set of colonies. IOW they were a single voice under the Crown (ie one Governor General as opposed to multiple Governors) with a national, two-chamber legislature.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:13 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 09:13 PM (zWxPH)
Yeb! (Please clap)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 09:14 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2017 09:14 PM (XoldI)
"I'm not a tranny; that's not a penis."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:14 PM (pNxlR)
For reelz.
Mrs VIA makes them for get togethers, as they travel exceptionally well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funeral_potatoes
Her recipe is slightly different.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:14 PM (J+eG2)
Gawd...
===
"I feel like..."
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 09:14 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 09:14 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 09:15 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 09:10 PM (0wem/)
Good sir, that was not vitriol at you. I hate my job and I need out and I want to go back home because I am so homesick it hurts.. I apologize.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 09:15 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 09:15 PM (4ErVI)
The stories of their childhood of Four Yorkshiremen
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 09:15 PM (auHtY)
A "Philly Cheesesteak", ordered anywhere outside of Philly.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:13 PM (CPk0
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Aaaah, I see. And who told the Newfies about it?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2017 09:15 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 09:15 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: JAS at June 27, 2017 09:15 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:16 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at June 27, 2017 09:01 PM (7Y6gB)
You've got syphilis?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 09:16 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June
not taken as vitriol, simply as a very succinct explanation of why you really need to go to bed now.
no blood no foul.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 09:16 PM (0wem/)
Com...er...go to bed!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 09:17 PM (zWxPH)
Can you use a recipe for "Funeral Potatoes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:09 PM
Reminds me of a parody book called "Martha Stewart's Better Than You at Entertaining". Had a menu for a funeral lunch that included "mortadeli, or 'death loaf' on burnt coffin-shaped croutons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 09:18 PM (n6g6t)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at June 27, 2017 09:18 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:18 PM (J+eG2)
Can you use a recipe for "Funeral Potatoes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:09 PM
Reminds me of a parody book called "Martha Stewart's Better Than You at Entertaining". Had a menu for a funeral lunch that included "mortadeli, or 'death loaf' on burnt coffin-shaped croutons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 09:18 PM
Now that is deliciously twisted!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 09:19 PM (zWxPH)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 09:19 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Census Taker at June 27, 2017 09:19 PM (XoldI)
no blood no foul.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 09:16 PM (0wem/)
Nope, that came out way different than I intended and I apologize.
Now, to bed go I. Goodnight Horde.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 27, 2017 09:19 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 09:19 PM (6F36o)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mTwnExGWsAY
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 09:20 PM (PUmDY)
With f'n hot dogs.
https://www.justapinch.com/recipes/side/potatoes/dutch-potato-soup.html
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:20 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 09:20 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: lethally injected cat at June 27, 2017 09:20 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT REALLY MEANS "KISS MY ASS!"
Posted by: Ben Rothelisburger
Well, bless your heart!
Posted by: Southern Women at June 27, 2017 09:20 PM (66CWr)
Posted by: troyriser at June 27, 2017 09:21 PM (nSXub)
LOL!!
Posted by: Peaches at June
not to self, decline invitations to hang out with sanders and friends.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 09:21 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 09:21 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 09:22 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 09:22 PM (0wem/)
1158 Jimmy's Septic Tank Pumping and Tattoos
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 09:21 PM (Uxokn)
...and Catering.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JAS at June 27, 2017 09:23 PM (EX4Wr)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 09:19 PM
The rest of the book is even funnier. Check it out. It's worth the laughs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 09:23 PM (n6g6t)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2017 09:15 PM (EZebt)
Awww, the Newfs.
I've been to Newfoundland a couple times. The most decent folks in North America. But its a cold as shit, damp rock without much of value on it (until recently, and even then not so much: whatever you find there you have to get out, and the North Atlantic/Ungava is pretty damn far from anything else). I love the place, and will probably spend part of my retirement there.
They stayed out of Confederation because a) they are a stubborn bunch and b) they were really poor and always either fucking up their own finances or getting screwed over by the mainlanders. Basically, they needed some sort of health care, so they eventually joined up.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:23 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 09:24 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 27, 2017 09:10 PM (JyFLk)
I chortled out loud.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 09:24 PM (LTHVh)
**FrmmpSplash** oh noes!
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at June 27, 2017 09:25 PM (1AK43)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy<<<
Bernie Sanders is getting away with an easy treatment because he's an old saggy ballsack. This fucking assclown commie bastard needs to be ridiculed until his dying day.
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 09:25 PM (/HfBH)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 27, 2017 09:26 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:27 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 09:27 PM (6F36o)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:27 PM (J+eG2)
Newfoundland is a beautiful place.
Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 09:28 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:28 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Barry Obama at June 27, 2017 09:28 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 09:28 PM (gwPgz)
Yeah. Hard to describe, really.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:29 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 09:29 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 09:29 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:29 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2017 09:29 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 09:30 PM (Uxokn)
An old (and far too long-term) girlfriend used to make the best fvcking fruitcake on earth.
It was a friend's recipe that we jazzed up a bit, and she ran with it.
Unbelievable...and I hate fruitcake!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 09:30 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:30 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 27, 2017 09:30 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Matthew Whitticar at June 27, 2017 09:30 PM (S/Rol)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 09:29 PM (LTHVh)
Yup. It was no secret on either side of the border.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:31 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at June 27, 2017 09:31 PM (1AK43)
Sold another copy of Pinch of Larceny" on the 25th.
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B071NQQMPK
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 09:31 PM (6F36o)
Uncomfortably close resemblance to reality.
http://tinyurl.com/yb8d3x6m
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2017 09:31 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 09:32 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 09:32 PM (6F36o)
The comment section is priceless.
Nobody believes anything these people say anymore, and they still are oblivious to it all inside their bubble.
I have waited a long time for the crumbling of the media cabal, and I think it may have begun.
Posted by: phineas gage at June 27, 2017 09:33 PM (XsVWn)
Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 09:33 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 27, 2017 09:33 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 09:34 PM (8O3HH)
"Your call is important to us..."
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 27, 2017 09:26 PM (3JQ/p)
Oh, yeah, one of my personal faves. Nice catch!
Posted by: Peaches at June 27, 2017 09:34 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 09:34 PM (PUmDY)
No
Harry Reed likes bat boys.
That's why he goes to so many baseball games
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 09:34 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at June 27, 2017 09:31 PM (1AK43)
LOL. There are more than that, but yeah. It isn't like everybody that came through stuck around.
Not exactly a tropical paradise.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:35 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 09:35 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Hrothgar Political Consulting Done Dirt Cheap at June 27, 2017 09:37 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 09:37 PM (6F36o)
Posted by: Bob Newhart at June 27, 2017 09:37 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 09:38 PM (6F36o)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 09:38 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 09:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Electronics salesman at June 27, 2017 09:38 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 09:39 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: fluffy at June 27, 2017 09:39 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 09:39 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Stereo salesman at June 27, 2017 09:39 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 09:39 PM (2qHjF)
I have heard the strips stop working after a while as your body adjusts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:40 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: That guy who holds your beer at June 27, 2017 09:40 PM (Tyii7)
It occurs to me that Major League Baseball is missing an opportunity.
Bat Boys wearing Bat Boy masks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:41 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2017 09:41 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 09:41 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 09:39 PM (2qHjF)
I have heard the strips stop working after a while as your body adjusts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:40 PM (9mOGz)
They worked for 7 months. They read only pink now that I'm close to 10% body fat. It's always been dark purple.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 09:42 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 09:42 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 27, 2017 09:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 09:43 PM (LTHVh)
I think the Gawker suit that Hogan won influenced CNN.
Posted by: Locke Common at June 27, 2017 09:43 PM (zSXXo)
Posted by: Max Power at June 27, 2017 09:43 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Max Power at June 27, 2017 09:43 PM (q177U)
Usually penicillin clears it right up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 09:44 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2017 09:45 PM (XoldI)
Your boyfriend saying he won't cum in your mouth.
The check is in the mail.
If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.
-B. H. Obama
A socialist not spending your money.
ISIS saying it wants to hug all the homosexuals and infidels.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 27, 2017 09:45 PM (lQqij)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
That's a little high class for him. More like wringing out wet mops by hand at the adult theater.
Posted by: Aviator at June 27, 2017 09:45 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 27, 2017 09:46 PM (3EHOI)
1222
This is out now http://nypost.com/2017/06/27/cnn-staffers-didnt-resign-over-retracted-story-they-got-fired/
I think the Gawker suit that Hogan won influenced CNN.
Posted by: Locke Common at June 27, 2017 09:43 PM (zSXXo)
You're missing the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IQJY5SsJ64
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:46 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: RGallegos at June 27, 2017 09:47 PM (59GQk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 09:47 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2017 09:47 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 27, 2017 09:47 PM (CsRK5)
Posted by: Emmie at June 27, 2017 09:47 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 09:42 PM (2qHjF)
An article I just dug up on ketostix:
http://tinyurl.com/cr6n2cd
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:48 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 27, 2017 09:48 PM (3EHOI)
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at June 27, 2017 09:49 PM (Tyii7)
-More than one prego female sailor on USS Hunley's last Med cruise.
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2017 09:49 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: CNN at June 27, 2017 09:49 PM (3EHOI)
Posted by: OJ at June 27, 2017 09:50 PM (agoUM)
So now they are exposed for who they really are and they are and it's beginning to dawn on them that they can never go back.
Serves them right, bastards!
Posted by: Pam at June 27, 2017 09:50 PM (cF0hS)
Have I told you that I adore you lately?
Posted by: Friendo at June 27, 2017 09:50 PM (eUnhA)
One the plus side I acquired a running 92 Miata for $800!
Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2017 09:50 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:50 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Jean Luc at June 27, 2017 09:50 PM (6iw++)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 09:50 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 09:50 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2017 09:51 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Hugh G. Rection at June 27, 2017 09:51 PM (agoUM)
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at June 27, 2017 09:52 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2017 09:52 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 09:50 PM (PUmDY)
1452.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:52 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 09:50 PM (PUmDY)
Magna Carta in 1215, I should think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:52 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 27, 2017 09:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2017 09:53 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at June 27, 2017 09:53 PM (Tyii7)
1246
What is the next historically significant number after 1066?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 09:50 PM (PUmDY)
Well, we already blew past Magna Carta.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:53 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Burned Hooker at June 27, 2017 09:53 PM (agoUM)
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2017 09:54 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 27, 2017 09:54 PM (3EHOI)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:54 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 09:54 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Zager and Evans at June 27, 2017 09:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2017 09:56 PM (BO/km)
Ban-Ki Moon: "I promise not to defecate in your water supply".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2017 09:56 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Palm Tree at June 27, 2017 09:56 PM (agoUM)
What is the next historically significant number after 1066?
2525
Posted by: Zager and Evans at June 27, 2017 09:55 PM (IqV8l)
If man is still alive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:56 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Sheila Jaaaaackson Lee at June 27, 2017 09:57 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:57 PM (9mOGz)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 09:57 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:58 PM (9mOGz)
Pandemic plague. Wiped out economies of China, Mid East, Europe. major cause of the decline of Medieval civilization. Enabled Ottoman expansion. Good times, good times.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:58 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 09:50 PM (PUmDY)
1992. Cindy Crawford's Pepsi commercial during the Super Bowl.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 27, 2017 09:58 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 09:58 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 09:42 PM (2qHjF)
An article I just dug up on ketostix:
http://tinyurl.com/cr6n2cd
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 09:48 PM (9mOGz)
Thanks! I'll read it now before night sleep.
Sweet Dreams Horde!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 27, 2017 09:59 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at June 27, 2017 10:00 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 10:00 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2017 10:00 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 10:01 PM (9mOGz)
ONT is Nood!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 27, 2017 10:01 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
I hate that. Imodium is awesome for putting a stop to that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2017 10:01 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2017 10:01 PM (Y6JzV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 10:02 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: franksalterego at June 27, 2017 11:09 PM (nqPt9)
Posted by: MJH at June 27, 2017 11:12 PM (WydFv)
Posted by: Jerry Brown at June 27, 2017 11:12 PM (Dy6X7)
.......
1000000001. The check is in the mail.
1000000002. I'm from the gubbermint and I'm here to help.
1000000003. The food at a diner called "Mom's."
1000000004. CNN.
(end of list.)
Posted by: Justin Case at June 27, 2017 11:14 PM (Dy6X7)
More trusted than CNN.
Posted by: Bennett Marco at June 27, 2017 11:22 PM (Dy6X7)
Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at June 27, 2017 11:24 PM (Dy6X7)
Posted by: Al Gore at June 27, 2017 11:28 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 27, 2017 11:30 PM (qJ+iT)
Posted by: Corona at June 27, 2017 11:33 PM (/GAGc)
Posted by: Frank at June 28, 2017 01:06 AM (VKWph)
Posted by: Frank at June 28, 2017 01:07 AM (VKWph)
Posted by: Frank at June 28, 2017 01:11 AM (VKWph)
Posted by: Frank at June 28, 2017 01:42 AM (VKWph)
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 28, 2017 02:14 AM (V8zw+)
Posted by: Mudd at June 28, 2017 06:51 AM (cfHE9)
Just one more dollop of whipped cream on the sundae.
Posted by: George LeS at June 28, 2017 07:23 AM (+TcCF)
I was offered three grants over two days by people who barely spoke English for a total of $23,000.00.
Posted by: Jonbo Owen at June 28, 2017 09:13 AM (+hMrd)
I was offered three grants over two days by people who barely spoke English for a total of $23,000.00.
Posted by: Jonbo Owen at June 28, 2017 09:13 AM (+hMrd)
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