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CNN Denies Any "Connection" Between Its Retracted False Report on a Probe into Trump Associate Anthony Scaramucci and Their Also-False Report that James Comey Would Deny Trump's Claim That He Was Told Three Times He Wasn't Under Investigation
Why deny a connection? Well, for one thing, CNN relies almost exclusively on leaks from anonymous sources now, so we have no way of knowing if the #FakeNews source for the retracted Scaramucci piece is also the same #FakeNews source for the wildly-wrong "Comey will refute Trump" #FakeNews.
And also, as Eric Wemple points out in the National Laughingstock:In advance of former FBI Director James Comey's Senate testimony, CNN used four bylines -- Gloria Borger, Eric Lichtblau, Jake Tapper and Brian Rokus -- to report that Comey would contradict Trump's claims that the fired FBI chief had told him that he wasn't a target of an investigation. Instead, the opposite turned out to be the case: Comey confirmed those claims of Trump. The story piled poor editorial judgment on top of faulty reporting, in that there was little merit in predicting Comey’s testimony a day or two before he gave it.John Sexton notes:
It's worth noting that, despite CNN's claim the current screwup was not connected to the prior one, Eric Lichtblau's name appeared on both pieces.Lichtbau was one of the three CNN personnel who "resigned" in the wake of the Scaramucci humiliation. How bad is it? This bad: Even Redstate is slamming CNN for it.
The people getting the ax should tell you just how bad the story was. These are not nameless interns or low level writers. These are major names."streiff" makes a point I make a lot, and I'm glad that someone else is trying to embarrass "conservative" fans of Jake Tapper into noting that Tapper is a serial offender, instead of giving him a pass because he pays attention to their silly asses on Twitter (PS, he's using you, and he talks to anyone with more than 1000 followers if it can advance his career, and he's on Twitter like always for crying out loud) and because he appears on their Electric God Box, I mean, television, which is apparently enough to give some conservative men Celebrity Crushes:
I hate seeing people get fired but CNN has deteriorated to the point where there is literally no lie they will not tell if they think in will damage the Trump administration and get clicks.
Note that one of the bylines in the story cited above belongs to one of the guys fired over the Scaramucci story and another is Jake Tapper who, for reasons that escapes me, has reduced a lot of alleged conservatives to a fanboi status that borders on homoeroticism.Well, I couldn't embarrass them, but wow, that little stinger just might. Guys: Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 27, 2017 08:41 AM (9MlEz)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:06 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 27, 2017 12:06 PM (9MlEz)
Posted by: phone of kari - certified sidebar at June 27, 2017 12:08 PM (GHM0l)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:09 PM (Uxokn)
Can you pretty please do a thread about Joe Scarborough's music video trashing Trump?
It's so deliciously awful.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:09 PM (PY9jH)
CNN: Your Infotainment Network!
(Certainly Not News)
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:09 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 12:09 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: MNMeathead at June 27, 2017 12:09 PM (/GxGK)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:10 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2017 12:10 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 12:10 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 12:10 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:10 PM (/tuJf)
Come for the biting news, stay for the poetry.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:10 PM (FeRav)
----
Homer
William Shakespeare
Mark Twain
Ace
Posted by: Billy Jeff at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (KUaJL)
But the guy clearly despises Trump and is completely unhinged on the man. He's incapable of doing his job properly and deserves no respect now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (39g3+)
I guess that's what happens when you're full of shit.
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (Fy1TT)
You may want to use this photoshop that's floating around the inter webs in a post:
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ec4578cc6ba6f
05e42c63d625d6eeff04bacf02d74e09fe1424af73d290
d58c6.jpg
(remove extra spaces)
And the answer to the question in the jpg is....No!
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Janetoo at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (t3qE+)
They are a clear and present threat to the Republic and stories like this are needed to point out just how out of control they truly are.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (L9uv7)
BREAKING NEWS...An anonymous insider claims Ivanka Trump puts carrots in her chili...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bruce at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (8ikIW)
Why, then, are these outlets deemed to important and significant?
Because it was assumed that the 4 million people getting their news from these outlets "set the agenda" for the rest of the nation -- either other outlets were following their lead, or the 4 million customers were "the thought leaders" who influenced or who were more important than everyone else.
What has changed is this:
The 4 million customers of CNN and the NYTimes have become socially isolated, and no longer have the same ability as influencers to set the national agenda. Sure, the same number of people get their news from these sources, but everyone else has increasingly "written off" the MSM as biased, simply a mouthpiece for progressive narratives -- not as a source of impartial factual "news."
And THAT is where we have succeeded massively. Just so long as we corrode the public's trust in the mainstream media, we can let them have their niche few-million customers, who (even all added up) are just a tiny percentage of the electorate, are whose concerns therefore can be dismissed when voting time comes around.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (MdC1o)
1. A liar;
2. A tool who lies either by omission or obfuscation.
In either case, you are a liar.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (1mME9)
to making stuff up; hating joos,
Why M's "al fresco tricks"?
Well, for internet clicks;
The model should work till next Tues!
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (9MlEz)
Results of a toxic mixture of taint paint & fur oil.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (FeRav)
Taint-paint.
Not sure if that's an effective example of how 'It Pays To Increase Your Word Power'.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (PduNE)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (/tuJf)
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A mild objection to Sexton's characterization of the circumstance as a 'screwup'. When an action is thoughtfully and intentionally asserted, it is not a 'screwup'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (a0IVu)
AHHHHhHHHhHhhhhhhhHHHH!!!
Posted by: Bruce
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Srsly?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (wtvvX)
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!!
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (+dsLj)
William Shakespeare
Mark Twain
Ace
Posted by: Billy Jeff at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (KUaJL)
Allan Ginsberg, you know.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (Fy1TT)
William Shakespeare
Mark Twain
Ace
Posted by: Billy Jeff at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (KUaJL)
All were better in the original Klingon.
Posted by: General Chang at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (9TU00)
I agree. Those outfits still have impact and influence, but their influence has greatly reduced over the years and especially in the last 12 months has cratered violently.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 12:13 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Madeline Fickinger at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (gIa7y)
Not sure if that's an effective example of how 'It Pays To Increase Your Word Power'.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman
Glow in the Dark for black light.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (FeRav)
Taint-paint.
Not sure if that's an effective example of how 'It Pays To Increase Your Word Power'.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (PduNE)
Sure. Just try to use it the next time you play scrabble. Though you probably won't see that phrase on Wheel of Fortune.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Weasel at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Madeline Fickinger at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (gIa7y)
Amen...and at Military Instilations
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (L9uv7)
______________
Kinda early in the morning for that kind of imagery. Don't you think?
Posted by: tommylotto at June 27, 2017 12:14 PM (oozmg)
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:15 PM (Jcg9Q)
There's not a shadow of doubt in my mind that he is up to his painted taint in all of this Trump shit. This is a guy who bragged about being able to control the narrative using the media during the Iran deal. It has his stench all over it.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:15 PM (/tuJf)
How many listen to Rush?
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:15 PM (9TU00)
BuzzFeed reported that CNN honcho Jeff Zucker was personally leading the investigation
Part of me says, "*snerk*, what's that cloistered Silicon Valley bubble-boy going to do?"
Another part of me says, "Damn, I hope he's fired up enough to scare the bile out of some people who thought they were untouchable."
Then a third part of me says, "Same Zuckerberg who was demanding CNN push the Russia thing? He's ideologically blind to any of the real issues his CNN personnel have."
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2017 12:15 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 27, 2017 12:15 PM (9MlEz)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 27, 2017 12:15 PM (wtvvX)
Can you pretty please do a thread about Joe Scarborough's music video trashing Trump?
It's so deliciously awful.
...
OMG yes. I heard about it over the weekend and intended to post it yesterday but forgot.
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (8rNrN)
1. A liar;
2. A tool who lies either by omission or obfuscation.
In either case, you are a liar.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (1mME9)
3. Someone self-promoting in order to make money.
Which is fine, but it needs to be made clear that is what they're doing. Like something on the screen that says it.
Also a list of organizations and foreign countries who are paying them to promote something.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (mbhDw)
Also got a Pulitzer by revealing state secrets when Bush was trying to stop another 9/11. No pity for this guy.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Family Feud when Steve Harvey asks a question.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (FeRav)
OMG yes. I heard about it over the weekend and intended to post it yesterday but forgot.
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2017 12:16 PM (8rNrN)
Awesome. This could break into the HQ's top 20 threads
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:17 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce at June 27, 2017 12:17 PM (8ikIW)
1. A liar;
2. A tool who lies either by omission or obfuscation.
In either case, you are a liar.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 12:12 PM (1mME9)
3. All of the above
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:17 PM (Jcg9Q)
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!!
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall
Correct, go to imagefap and search it, a picture is worth a thousand words - and a video is priceless
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:17 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (9TU00)
Oh God, is "taint paint" one of those things that I really, really shouldn't google?
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (Uxokn)
I regret learning..
1. How sausage is made
2. How laws are made
3. Taint painting.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (MdC1o)
The Echo Chamber is at work on a lot of this.
Someone like ValJar or Rhodes comes up with an idea damaging to Trump. e.g. "Comey was going to ask for more resources to investitage RussiaGate." The story gets planted with two or more sources. Reporters call the sources and get corroboration because the sources say the same thing.
On some stories they've gone to single sources. Like someone reading a purported Comey memo. And even anonymous poison pen letters.
When you do this enough, you can have multiple stories coming from just a handful of sources. You also have people like Rhodes and senior editors co-ordinating this.
Because it often involves classified material, prove these facts and you have serious criminal charges. Including against the likes of The Times and WaPo.
***
Don't forget that Rhodes' immediate supervisor in the Obama White House was Susan Rice.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 12:19 PM (2Mnv1)
They consider veracity quaint.
A dark patch looms
o'er Turner's sound booms:
Whatever it is: taint-paint
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 12:19 PM (FbWGf)
Others have done, now are faint.
Your eyes, they will burn,
You will wish to unlearn.
Sympathetic much? I sure ain't!
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 27, 2017 12:19 PM (9MlEz)
Oh God, is "taint paint" one of those things that I really, really shouldn't google?
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (RD7QR)
From your work computer? Probably. Unless you work in IT (like I do) and can cover your tracks.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:19 PM (jxbfJ)
Some day a cable news report about you will include the line, "and other material found on his hard drive."
Posted by: Monty James at June 27, 2017 12:19 PM (gKOMX)
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 12:20 PM (Fy1TT)
Just a pretend "unbiased reporter" - never heard him described as conservative.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 12:20 PM (NOIQH)
CNN is really going out of their way to prove Trump right about them at every turn. If they were really worried about their credibility, the first thing they should do is fire Acosta and put a responsible adult in the WHPC. Also, this whole "sketch artist" stunt is just more fake news, since only video cameras are currently prohibited. CNN could send a photographer; they sent a sketch artist out of childish petulance.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 27, 2017 12:20 PM (toi7g)
1. A liar;
2. A tool who lies either by omission or obfuscation.
In either case, you are a liar.
---
I used to work in a technical position in local tv news.
They hire news readers because:
1. They are pretty
2. They can read out loud
Also... "minority" helps too. The more exotic the better.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:20 PM (aT+Bx)
++++
It wasn't for nothing that they invented brain bleach.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 27, 2017 12:20 PM (WzbqD)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 27, 2017 12:20 PM (npdX6)
This is why you pay for the premium subscription.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (D95+j)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (k78wL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (39g3+)
Pay for single payer care yourself you thieving cocksucking freak.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
"Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love."
Some day a cable news report about you will include the line, "and other material found on his hard drive."
Posted by: Monty James at June 27, 2017 12:19 PM (gKOMX)
Nah. This is Pulitzer Prize worthy commentary right here.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (jxbfJ)
AHHHHhHHHhHhhhhhhhHHHH!!!
Posted by: Bruce
Can't be any worse than the Damascus Car Wash.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (1mME9)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 12:22 PM (MdC1o)
You're killing me, Ace.
But it's a good kind of killing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 12:22 PM (3OIiX)
1. They are pretty
2. They can read out loud
Also... "minority" helps too. The more exotic the better.
Female Congolese albino dwarf who speaks Inuit.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 12:22 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: Sphynx at June 27, 2017 12:22 PM (OZmbA)
Jake tap-tap-tap-it-in Tapper
Posted by: Sphynx at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Don't forget Brennan (and friends), this all stinks like a coordinated op.
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (9TU00)
Every bit of this circus is based on that GPS "dossier." ALL OF IT.
And I believe the source of all the leaks is from a state with a big canyon. A grand canyon, if you will.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (B+qrE)
--
Originally, Mr. O'Spades wrote it as taint paint, but when he ran the post through our service, we corrected it to taint-paint.
Consider a premium subscription, like the one Mr. O'Spades has!
Posted by: Grammerly at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: JEF at June 27, 2017 12:24 PM (l4aLi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 27, 2017 12:24 PM (KP5rU)
poetry right there
think I have my next fantasy football team name
Posted by: brak at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (oOO9k)
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (cAnNx)
Bottom line conclusion:
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (B+qrE)
Wording. Sure you want to lead off a comment with "Bottom line...." when we're discussing taint paint?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (jxbfJ)
Oh God, is "taint paint" one of those things that I really, really shouldn't google?
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 27, 2017 12:18 PM (RD7QR)
If you have a good visual imagination,
you can orient two people from the information in given by Ace in your mind to figure out what it means.
...
Ugh. And now I need to stick an ice pick into my visual cortex.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (9q7Dl)
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That's a euphemism for 'we make it up', right?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Barak Obama at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 12:26 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 27, 2017 12:26 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (cAnNx)
Never heard of it 'til today, and I ain't looking it up.
Oh hell who am I kidding. Curiosity is gonna kill me. Probably will before the ONT.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:26 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 12:27 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: William Eaton at June 27, 2017 12:27 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: CNN is ISIS and Proud to be LGBTetc! at June 27, 2017 12:27 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 12:21 PM (1mME9)
Nope. Not gonna do it.
Posted by: cornbred at June 27, 2017 12:27 PM (blhqn)
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 12:27 PM (Fy1TT)
CNN *is* all fake news, all the time...but where did that come from?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2017 12:28 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:28 PM (/tuJf)
Then he got a promotion at NBC to run the place and got fired for being an incompetent asswipe who alienated everyone at the company.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:28 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: zombie walter cronkite at June 27, 2017 12:28 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Bruce at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 12:09 PM (rmVvL)
First of many. We'll all be able to look back on this and say we were here, at the beginning.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (9q7Dl)
_______
It's not so bad... trust me
Posted by: Zombie Rosemary Kennedy at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (MdC1o)
That's a euphemism for 'we make it up', right?
___
Hey my sources at Democrat Underground and Kos.com tell me these leaks are 100% sourced!
Posted by: CNN Star Reporter at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:28 PM (/tuJf)
Correct.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (Jcg9Q)
Jake Tapper has always been a conservative foil. He's a quisling who sneaks around and uses his status to produce subterfuge. You one, because he's "one of us".
*makes Jerking motion with hand*
Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (20kdE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at
Yep, next step. All questions to be submitted in writing, follow-ups will be verbal.
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Roy at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (7n4KQ)
Sadly even that 10% was 10% higher than the rest of the LSM.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (m3iiU)
And also remember that Obama embedded Rhodes, Jarret and other associated spys and sabatuours throughout FEDGov on his way out the door.
The resistance is being conducted from inside the house.
It is essential that Trump either fire or demand the resignation of these people.
Specifically Rhodes and Jarret.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (D95+j)
Truly one of the intellectual/value-added giants of our time.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (B+qrE)
Actual line he wrote for a "song" about pining for Mika:
"Don't make me beg
Oh, what the hell,
I'm begging"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (PY9jH)
"Stop giving Jake Tapper taint-paints while he pees on your belly. It may be a kind of love, but it's a bad kind of love."
Okay so I had to look up taint paint and I don't see how these to activities can be done simultaneously
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (lKyWE)
The Joy of Taint-Painting.
Posted by: Bob Ross at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 12:30 PM (FbWGf)
Taint paint -- the alternative phrase for ball sweat mop up
Posted by: Sphynx at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 27, 2017 12:26 PM (toi7g)
And us Rusty's are not easily disappointed.
Posted by: Rusty Trombone at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (TOk1P)
Then he got a promotion at NBC to run the place and got fired for being an incompetent asswipe who alienated everyone at the company.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:28 PM (4ErVI)
---------------------------------------------------
CNN loves retreads...it is why they liked Hillary.
Posted by: William Eaton at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Locke Common at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (zSXXo)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93xnt8n
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (r5KeJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (Uxokn)
And definitely not a Schmutzig Eva.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (RD7QR)
That phrase right there can cover quite a bit of Moron lore.
Posted by: Roy at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (B+qrE)
***
Remember to get the wall finished while she is gone.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
==
Stream pressure and trajectory?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (Uxokn)
Oh, good heavens. So his music video is about trashing Trump + pining for Mika?
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (tRLIC)
Posted by: John Roberts at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (npdX6)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (9TU00)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93xnt8n
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (r5KeJ)
2 birds, one stone?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (KUaJL)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93xnt8n
Posted by: Buzzsaw
She doesn't have a mailbox for a mail order scrip.
Posted by: Roy at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (y7DUB)
Not teven watch, of course. Just to relish their descent.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2017 12:33 PM (20kdE)
***
Isn't that in violation of current harassment laws?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2017 12:33 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (a0IVu)
Yeah, he performed in concert Thursday night for all the media libs.
Shep was there, as was Eric Bolling (wtf???)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (/tuJf)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93xnt8n
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (r5KeJ)
She's pretty. Too bad she's a nut. Really we probably don't want her reproducing anyway unless we can take the kids away from her.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (FbWGf)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2017 12:25 PM (9q7Dl)
_______
It's not so bad... trust me
Posted by: Zombie Rosemary Kennedy at June 27, 2017 12:29 PM (MdC1o)
U, Thir aw Matham, aww an impathtah.
Posted by: Thombie Wozemawwi Kebbedee at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (TOk1P)
--
Gee, she must not know The Secret.
Don't have sex.
And it's free.
/providing free health advice since june of 2017
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: William Eaton at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (MuTTO)
Oh and
taint paint.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (npdX6)
Today I have learned I can order a coffee mug with that phrase on it.
I'm suddenly glad I don't drink coffee.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (Hk/NM)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93xnt8n
Posted by: Buzzsaw
sterilize! sterilize! sterilize!
Posted by: NOMAD at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (PY9jH)
Maybe Bolling was there for comedy relief. Either that or he is gathering material for his next book.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (B+qrE)
That lady from CNN can go join them.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (20kdE)
Sex tape is what Mika uses to keep her tits from dragging on the floor.
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (2Mnv1)
With a ball gag, maybe.
Nah.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (/tuJf)
Bullshit.
If she walks out in nothing but Formal Flip-Flops and a smile ... you'll be all over it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (tRLIC)
Posted by: Australian taint-painter at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (xAvrH)
Posted by: JEF at June 27, 2017 12:36 PM (l4aLi)
The Trump-Russia stuff originates from a Dem dirty ops group that hired a former British spook to make it up.
Comey was the primary leaker, but he admitted to having nothing when he testified.
Flynn was targeted specifically as retribution for helping a victim of sexual harassment.
No one in the leadership of the left believes this stuff.
Obama ultimately approved the OP as he had to changes regulations to allow his closest flunkies to get involved.
Based on this, why aren't we prosecuting Obama, Comey, and a bunch of others right now?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2017 12:36 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:32 PM (a0IVu)
Yeah, he performed in concert Thursday night for all the media libs.
Shep was there, as was Eric Bolling (wtf???)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (PY9jH)
Hey, I would have wanted to see that trainwreck live.
Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (7HtZB)
And again, I have to quote the wise words of Robert Palmer:
A pretty face don't mean a pretty heart
I learned that buddy from the start
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (4ErVI)
We are. On the internet.
Posted by: Roy at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (7n4KQ)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93xnt8n
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 27, 2017 12:31 PM (r5KeJ)
She's pretty. Too bad she's a nut. Really we probably don't want her reproducing anyway unless we can take the kids away from her.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (4ErVI)
And she's a teacher. God help those kids.
She's whining because she gets her birth control from Planned Parenthood, and says she can't get it anywhere else if it gets shut down besides Mexico?
How fucking stupid can you be?? Wait, Kallyfornia, never mind.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (Jcg9Q)
She has the stench of a bunny boiler.
Pass.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (/tuJf)
We are. On the internet."
All our tinfoil hat theories will be proven true.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: 18-1
Lots of wagons keep circling back to McCabe. I wonder who gave him the pass on the ethics problem wrt to the big check his wife got?
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (20kdE)
That would be yer classic Mexican Wheelbarrow right there.
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (nlbfN)
Lack of intent.
Posted by: Comey da Clown at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Shep! at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (vg8iE)
https://tinyurl.com/yd72rv4b
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (CPk08)
======
Is that a threat or a promise?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (vg8iE)
Vodkapundit pointed out that there were THREE Wal-Mart pharmacies in her zip code.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (MduLE)
Pass.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (/tuJf)
She kinda' does.
Not relationship material, for damn sure. Maybe you give her a false name. Like the prick you hate atwork, maybe.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (tRLIC)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 27, 2017 12:39 PM (nlbfN)
Somebody look this up for me please?
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 12:35 PM (tRLIC)
I truly do not understand these moral dilemmas. The fantasy me (that's the one online, most of time, because this is not real life here, folks), has no qualms about banging hot chicks (or even calling them hot chicks).
The real life me does not engage in sexual relations with dames that are not half of a committed, long term, monogamous relationship with me.
So yeah, show me a pic of said hot chick. Tell me how messed up she is in the head. Ask me if I'll bang her.
Go ahead. Ask.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (TOk1P)
More BS from CNN. Woman claims she will have to go to Mexico if Trumpcare passes.
Don't drink the water
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (lKyWE)
Clinton when it hired a long-retired British spy to dig up dirt on
Trump. In 2012, Democrats hired Fusion GPS to uncover dirt on GOP
presidential nominee Mitt Romney. And in 2015, Democratic ally Planned
Parenthood retained Fusion GPS to investigate pro-life activists
protesting the abortion group.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (Uxokn)
She's whining because she gets her birth control from Planned Parenthood, and says she can't get it anywhere else if it gets shut down besides Mexico?
How fucking stupid can you be?? Wait, Kallyfornia, never mind.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (Jcg9Q)
Nothing a little Spackle wouldn't fix.
Posted by: Samdra Fluke at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (XUcIQ)
I scratched and my finger came back with paint
I smelled what I had
It stunk real bad
Sticking that finger in my mouth I ain't
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 27, 2017 12:42 PM (npdX6)
Also a pretty obvious Rod Stewart ripoff.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:42 PM (/tuJf)
between Fusion GPS and the FBI and the Justice Department, including any
contacts with former Attorney General Loretta Lynch, now under
congressional investigation for possibly obstructing the Hillary Clinton
email probe, and deputy FBI director Andrew McCabe, who is under
investigation by the Senate and the Justice inspector general for
failing to recuse himself despite financial and political connections to
the Clinton campaign through his Democratic activist wife. Senate
investigators have singled out McCabe as the FBI official who negotiated
with Steele.
http://tinyurl.com/y8xoh3jo
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:42 PM (Uxokn)
"Okay so I had to look up taint paint and I don't see how these to activities can be done simultaneously"
Okay so I had to BE A COMPLETE FOOL AND look up taint paint and I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE OR BE TOLD IN ANY FORM how these to activities can be done simultaneously. FIFY.
Posted by: Jaws at June 27, 2017 12:43 PM (oOw3I)
What a great line for a movie script.
Posted by: profligatewaste at June 27, 2017 12:43 PM (+yY4e)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 12:42 PM (/tuJf)
We really can't have enough of 1977.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 12:43 PM (CPk08)
How fucking stupid can you be?? Wait, Kallyfornia, never mind.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:37 PM (Jcg9Q)
Generic birth control pills are nine f_cking dollars a month. $108.00 per year. She probably pays that much per month for her unlimited iPhone coverage.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 12:43 PM (PduNE)
They're not able to say this was a compartmentalized problem, we've isolated the reporter or isolated the source and it's taken care of.
Instead they admit this is system wide?
I have for a long time thought CNN were a bunch of mouth breathing idiots, and here it turns out they are even dumber than I thought.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (XEHGI)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (Uxokn)
I wouldn't go in to Mexico but she probably goes there already for meds because you can buy antibiotics and Valium, soma, etc over the counter.
Whenever someone I know is down in brawley, El Centro/Yuma, I have them bring me back anti biotics for the burning times. I hoard meds.
So she's full of it. I guarantee you she probably already gets meds from Mexico.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (Ri/rl)
======
Think of Tapper as a car you're working on underneath.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (V4nDv)
So yeah, show me a pic of said hot chick. Tell me how messed up she is in the head. Ask me if I'll bang her. Go ahead. Ask.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (TOk1P)
Maria Harf is looking better since sh'es been on Fox.Would you bang her?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Lauderhill, Florida Memorial Committee at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (MdC1o)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (a0IVu)
I loved Reagan but I never had this much fun while he was in office. It was a different time but the old school journos and apparatchiks, except for random cocksuckers like Clark Clifford, still had enough respect for the office not to personally attack him. The current feral herd of catamites are pure id and deserve to be treated like rabid rats, which DJT is quite willing to do.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: profligatewaste at June 27, 2017 12:43 PM (+yY4e)
"When someone wants to taint paint you, not because of who you are, but for some other reason entirely."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (FbWGf)
Posted by: Barak Obama at June 27, 2017 12:45 PM (npdX6)
Overdub of Queen video, asking Scaramucci if he can dance a fandango?
Because you just don't run across a name like that every day.
Stewart Granger was playing the role just yesterday.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 27, 2017 12:45 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:45 PM (TDnQq)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 27, 2017 12:45 PM (AySDY)
So, CNN why is this?
OBAMA CARE YOU IDIOTS!
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (TDnQq)
Exactly. in fantasy world, where you speculate about things based solely on visuals and no consequences or future repercussions? There aren't very many women on earth I'd say no to. But in reality? I don't want to be within ten feet of these kind of women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (39g3+)
ROFLMAO
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (0mRoj)
***
What in tar-nation is goin on around here?
Posted by: dananjcon at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (WLK0w)
Trump presidency is pretty damn entertaining so far, eh?
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (a0IVu)
That reminds me of the "Why is American government the best form of government in the world?" scene from Thank You For Smoking:
http://tinyurl.com/y8d4ztqt
Posted by: Monty James at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (gKOMX)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:40 PM (B+
Her argument is there's a shortage of Doctors. She's full of it. She chooses PP.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (TOk1P)
Maria Harf is looking better since sh'es been on Fox.Would you bang her?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (lKyWE)
I never watch tv news, so I don't know what she looks like now. I've seen the past photos.
She's grudge-bangable. Sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (TOk1P)
Fusion GPS was on the payroll of an unidentified Democratic ally of
Clinton when it hired a long-retired British spy to dig up dirt on
Trump. In 2012, Democrats hired Fusion GPS to uncover dirt on GOP
presidential nominee Mitt Romney. And in 2015, Democratic ally Planned
Parenthood retained Fusion GPS to investigate pro-life activists
protesting the abortion group. Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:41 PM (Uxokn)
David Brock. Much of this will lead directly to him.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (UBzPO)
Funny how just 6-7 weeks ago the commie cocksuckers were all gloating about how Fox News was going DOOOOOWWWWNNN!
I'd love to see a montage of CNN fucktards doing the FoxGloat Shuffle, along with shots of this latest CNN implosion.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (XWkhW)
FIFY
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (i0ykY)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (398bZ)
...
IM LEAVING FOR MEXICO. AND I VOTE
Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (XEHGI)
****
As long as she stays there, I'm good with it.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (0x/TW)
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Oh, really? So, if she has the flu, she goes to PP?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: lizzy ' s phone at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (OtFoj)
Posted by: Johnny Cockholster at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (xAvrH)
That was, for me, the most compelling argument for voting Trump in November last year. Because I knew we were past the point of voting our way out of this ghastly mess, but at least he'd make the ride entertaining.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (39g3+)
Mika-Zika?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (OmOvC)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (lKyWE)
Marie's not crazy imho, just stupid.
So yeah I would in a pinch.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
Trump presidency is pretty damn entertaining so far, eh?
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:34 PM (a0IVu)
The Alpha male reams them new assholes.
I still can not get out of my head the assholes basically spiting on Trump a the WH correspondences dinner two years ago.
Payback is hell. If I was Trump, I would not be nearly as kind to these pricks. Shows he is a bigger person, I guess.
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (TDnQq)
Posted by: Thousands of Dead Democrat Voters at June 27, 2017 12:49 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Lauderhill, Florida Memorial Committee at June 27, 2017 12:49 PM (MdC1o)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2017 12:49 PM (7iUYS)
She chooses Planned Parenthood because of leftist cachet and because while its more expensive and awkward, going to the county clinic would be gross and stuff, 'cause its where all the poor people and minorities go.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:49 PM (39g3+)
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Exactly. in fantasy world, where you speculate about things based solely on visuals and no consequences or future repercussions? There aren't very many women on earth I'd say no to. But in reality? I don't want to be within ten feet of these kind of women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (39g3+)
When I'm in the mood to be honest here (which happens, occasionally), I have mentioned the fact, and it is indeed true: I turn down women on a fairly regular basis. Mostly these conversations take place indirectly, and sometimes with non-verbal communication, because the real world is like that.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (Uxokn)
Hitler's Furies got nothing on ISIS brides. they're as bad as the men.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (k78wL)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (MdC1o)
"This is CNN, we failed to report on Saddam Hussein's brutality to maintain access."
CNN is evil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (V4nDv)
Maria Harf is looking better since sh'es been on Fox.Would you bang her?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 12:44 PM (lKyWE)
Marie's not crazy imho, just stupid.
So yeah I would in a pinch.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
She has cleaned up a bit. She is so stupid she wouldn't have a clue you just fcked her in the ass.
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (TDnQq)
Mika-Zika?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (ul9CR)
I' would have used that, but she'd cut my nuts off.
Posted by: Joe Scarbourough at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 27, 2017 12:47 PM (vg8iE)
That's my point. So if she needs a female type surgical procedure that isn't an abortion, where would she go, not PP.
she's full of it.
I know people now that go to Mexico for dentistry and other procedures because it's cheaper. I would not do this.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (7iUYS)
***
What in tar-nation is goin on around here?
Posted by: dananjcon
----
I don't know. I came in late.
And I'm leaving early!
Posted by: RKae at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (gQyp8)
When he's winning, Trump is magnanimous and generous. When he feels threatened, he becomes very vicious and brutal. That was the pattern of the primaries.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (ul9CR)
Stravinsky/
fuck/suck?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (Ri/rl)
I doubt there are more than a handful of Republicans who would argue that birth control pills shouldn't be sold nearly over-the-counter. No prescription necessary once over certain age, but short talk with pharmacist.
Throw some information into the bag.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (PduNE)
But if she was to wear the naughty librarian glasses, I'd hit it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (V4nDv)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (9MlEz)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (TOk1P)
If you're not actually talking to these broads, how do you know what they want?
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Totally Not That Chick's Boyfriend at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (SkuXa)
For every woman out there who's coming off a broken up relationship,
there's a guy out there who Just Couldn't Take her Shit One More Day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (OmOvC)
Why is that good looking chic in the bar?
Someone is tired of fcking her.
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (TDnQq)
I remember that too and Trump was pissed, you could see it in his face.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: USA at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (brmlP)
She's whining that her "health clinic" i.e. PP could get shut down. This is all such total bullshit. She and her husband have gold plated insurance. Go see a REAL gynecologist for crissakes, and go get your birth control pills for the pittance of a copay at CVS or Walgreens or Publix or any one of a gazillion retail pharmacy options. This has nothing to do with access to healthcare or contraception. It's all political posturing Planned Parenthood pandering bullshit. Fuck her and fuck her husband.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+)
================================================
To me, that shows Trump hasn't felt threatened by the media all that much during his presidency.
Posted by: Jackal at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (JjOsu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
No greater friend, no worse enemy. Works for me.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: K-E at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (uOEHQ)
So yeah I would in a pinch.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:48 PM (Jcg9Q)
She has cleaned up a bit. She is so stupid she wouldn't have a clue you just fcked her in the ass.
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (TDnQq)
Well hell my kinda girl then.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:53 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 27, 2017 12:54 PM (+aCe4)
===
Hearing aids are wonderful things.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (Uxokn)
Hah! Like infants, they really ought to have a volume control.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:54 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 12:54 PM (TDnQq)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 27, 2017 12:54 PM (+aCe4)
I want the exact opposite, darling.
Posted by: Milo at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Totally Not That Chick's Boyfriend at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (SkuXa)
She got knocked up at 15, so you probably didn't even make the to 20 buddy.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (Jcg9Q)
When the counter-attack comes (and it's started) they can't complain about fairness, nor abuse of power.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (TOk1P)
If you're not actually talking to these broads, how do you know what they want?
Posted by: Country Boy
Texting
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (9TU00)
And yet this time, they fall all over themselves shitcanning the story, erasing all traces of it, and then firing everyone involved immediately. That's an impressive reaction! Scaramucci, after the story was killed, issues this nice "oh well everyone makes mistakes" statement that had a Cat the just ate the Canary grin all over it, as in they agreed to fling themselves at the floor and lick the dirt off his boots, and he agreed to say "Ok, I accept your apology."
I'm guessing (because what else could have brought this about?) that Scaramucci, or someone close to him, had hard documented evidence that CNN not only knew the story was false but that they had fabricated much of it deliberately in order to denigrate Trump and his associates, and that he was prepared to go public with that evidence. That's the only thing I can think of that would get CNN to react the way they did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (OmOvC)
Exactly, she's full of it. Virtue signaling at its finest.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Chip at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (KXQr+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (2S3bc)
Great. Hope she takes a couple of illegal aliens with her when she goes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Country Boy
Texting"
ITYM "Sexting"
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (OmOvC)
Posted by: Willem Dafoe at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (xAvrH)
There's supposed to be an unwritten rule that you don't hit on people at the gym. Yet, I've had to turn down several at the gym over the years. At least the fags just stare (and try to pretend they're not staring.)
But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (9TU00)
Which is how Huma got pregnant.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM.....Did it have a hole in it?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 12:57 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at June 27, 2017 12:57 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Totally Not That Chick's Boyfriend at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (SkuXa)
Up the bum, no babie's!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 12:57 PM (1mME9)
Great. Hope she takes a couple of illegal aliens with her when she goes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (SRKgf)
And takes in a donkey show.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:57 PM (0mRoj)
CNN especially now realizes it has exposure to libel suits.
Having one of your employees do a mock beheading of Trump goes a long way to proving Actual Malice.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (+7/1f)
That's the stuff that you walk into eternity with, not how she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch or has big hooties.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (V4nDv)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR)
Who prank swapped this domain with the Penthouse forums?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June
or they have identified some of the leakers, flipped one or more and had them plant a story which they knew was false and malicious with cnn in double cross fashion.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Tom Servo
or they found out their anonymous source was .... TRUMP! catfishing their asses
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:59 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 27, 2017 12:46 PM (Ri/rl)
I doubt there are more than a handful of Republicans who would argue that birth control pills shouldn't be sold nearly over-the-counter. No prescription necessary once over certain age, but short talk with pharmacist.
Throw some information into the bag.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 12:51 PM (PduNE)
Uh, I believe that alexthechick has made mention previously of the dangers for some women for the stuff that is in birth control pills. So I really think more than just a consult with a pharmacist is necessary.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:59 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR)
Sheesh, another experience I've never had and probably never will.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:59 PM (Jcg9Q)
I rarely turn a woman down. Because they usually don't offer.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (Hk/NM)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR)
**looks at self in mirror**
**resigns self to futile, joyless fapping at XHamster**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (1mME9)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM .................That's nothing. This one time, at band camp.....
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (5J1TA)
I remember that too and Trump was pissed, you could see it in his face.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (a0IVu)
Obama was mincing and prancing around, getting his guffaws and Trump just started the slow burn. And now, Trump is destroying Obama's legacy right in front of his eyes. When Trump is done it will be as if Obama never existed in the White House, like those pharaohs who had their names chiseled right off their monuments.
Trump may not have written The Dwarven Book of Grudges, but he is a contributing editor.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (KUaJL)
I don't know, but it happens. This once I was reading the blog with my neighbor's cute sister, when the conversation suddenly turned to sex....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 12:55 PM (OmOvC)
This.
And they saw a big ass Gawker- or Rolling Stone-style litigation in their future, one that would kill their franchise (if not financially, at least in the court of public opinion). They probably thought that they could smear Trump with impunity, but this time they smeared a private citizen, and as I understand it, the bar for libeling a private citizen is a lot lower than for a public figure.
Better to grovel immediately and hope for the best.
Now, just for fun: imagine their lawyers' reaction when they found out what their client had done.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (SRKgf)
But they're CNN so they will quadruple-down on the lie instead.
CNN: Because someone has to come in second place to MSNBC.
Posted by: Angst's Alter Ego, a WaPo Literary Device at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 12:58 PM (KUaJL)
No. Shit.
Between all the Gigilos, Navy Seals, and Pro Bodybuilders around here ... probably no use in a mere mortal like myself even showing at a MoMee.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (tRLIC)
Posted by: This Is CNN!!111!1!!1 at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR)
You turned her down? Geez. When that happened to me it was so good I almost forgot the part about waking up in a bathtub with one less kidney.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (PduNE)
Please do this MSM. Boycott the press office, and let Fox and the conservative blogs be the ONLY source of news.
Do. It.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (5J1TA)
Done. Insomniac! I need a lawyer.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM ........Is it still called fapping when it's a woman doing the fapping?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (2S3bc)
My working theory is that Trump himself was the source of the two pages of tax returns that Rachel and MSNBC turned into an evening long program about Russia.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (+7/1f)
At least the fags just stare (and try to pretend they're not staring.)
Maybe they stare because they see you turning down women and think you might be gay
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (lKyWE)
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Sounds like someone you can trust to be faithful.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (7ZVPa)
I rarely turn a woman down. Because they usually don't offer.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (Hk/NM)
I have being ignored down to a science.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (Jcg9Q)
There's supposed to be an unwritten rule that you don't hit on people at the gym. Yet, I've had to turn down several at the gym over the years. At least the fags just stare (and try to pretend they're not staring.)
But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR)
Why the Hell are you always posting here? You think I would be if I could just snap my fingers.....?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (7uYFy)
But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits.
Have had that happen so rarely that flags go up and klaxon sirens go off. I have so little trust in my fellow man, that I look both ways before crossing a one way street.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (FeRav)
I've run into that a couple times - girls who apparently get a thrill by coming on to a guy while her boyfriend is standing right there, watching. It's freakin' weird, makes me want to go shake the boyfriend and say "hey you see that?? This is what we call a Great Big Red Flag that says trouble is comin' your way."
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (OmOvC)
Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (HgMAr)
There's supposed to be an unwritten rule that you don't hit on people at the gym. Yet, I've had to turn down several at the gym over the years. At least the fags just stare (and try to pretend they're not staring.)
But the most recent one was at the eye doctor's. Came up to me while I was trying on glasses in the mirror and said "I had to come and tell you, you have the sexiest eyes I've ever seen on a man" and then tried to slip me her digits. She was attractive too. But her boyfriend was right freakin there, like 20 feet away. I politely declined.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR)
So...is this a humblebrag? Or that other thing we were talking about a few weeks ago...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (0mRoj)
____________________
And televise it.
Posted by: John Marston at June 27, 2017 01:03 PM (SkuXa)
Trump may not have written The Dwarven Book of Grudges, but he is a contributing editor.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (hLRSq)
By the time Trump is done, there will be a new verb in the English language: to barack. As in, "Boy, you really baracked that one up."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 01:03 PM (SRKgf)
Obama was mincing and prancing around, getting his guffaws and Trump
just started the slow burn. And now, Trump is destroying Obama's
legacy right in front of his eyes. When Trump is done it will be as if
Obama never existed in the White House, like those pharaohs who had
their names chiseled right off their monuments.
--
From your lips to God's ears, so to speak.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:03 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR)
Based on conversations with fellow millennials, the boyfriend probably approved.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 27, 2017 01:04 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (lKyWE)
Threadwinner......
Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 01:04 PM (7uYFy)
"Reporting from the White House, this is Charlie Browns Dildo, Ace of Spades News,
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 01:04 PM (MdC1o)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 01:04 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (5J1TA)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (ul9CR)
Sheesh, another experience I've never had and probably never will.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:59 PM (Jcg9Q)
I was TERRIBLE at picking up subtle signs. Had to rely on female friends to point things out to me. Something as open as that would have been welcome.
I don't miss dating, but I do miss casual hookups...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (3OIiX)
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You actually voluntarily interact with complete strangers?
I see your problem.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (FeRav)
You must have lived in Boston, where that is an essential survival move.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (SRKgf)
"Back to you, Masturbatin Pete."
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
--
Possibly a threesome was on offer
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 01:06 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (2S3bc)
Ace covered his "even handedness" previously. Yeah sure he asks Dems, "tough questions" but he let's them give weasel out answers and never has a follow up to the tough question to get more out of it. He asked the tough question, Job Done!
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 01:06 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM (5J1TA)
Done. Insomniac! I need a lawyer.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (KUaJL)
I'll need a retainer. Not doing this one on a contingency fee basis.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:59 PM (cAnNx)
I think you start out with initial Dr consult then move to easier less obtrusive method after year or so.
I mean, like boner pills, you need a Dr to explain every six months what the side effects and actual effect is? Geez.
We're not a nation of grown-ups anymore.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 01:06 PM (PduNE)
Charlie Browns Dildo, Ace of Spades News with a question ....
----
Yes.
I bet it would make Trump and Sean Spicer smile. Maybe even guffaw.
/next up, a seat in front!
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:06 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (0mRoj)
No, happens all the time to me too. Last time I was a hotdog stand, and this girl with AMAZING tits and a really cute ass came over and said "Hey, you are one stud. Do you want a blowjob right now?" and I said "Well, I just bought a hotdog, so, no."
I mean, principles, right?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 01:06 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Tapper at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (xAvrH)
You don't get it. That was me, The Paulo. She gets you back and you start to do the thing with the fuzzy handcuffs. Then I break through the door and yell and yell. And then the Taint Paint .....
Posted by: The Paulo at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (+7/1f)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (FeRav)
Living 6 months in Chicago taught me that.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (Jcg9Q)
Exactly. If she'll leave him to be with you, she'll leave you to be with the next guy. Guaranteed. You're not the magic guy that will solve her wandering ways.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (39g3+)
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.
Posted by: Pepper Brooks at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM
........Is it still called fapping when it's a woman doing the fapping?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (2S3bc)
Well, I'm a guy, so. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM (X6fMO)
--
Not to pass judgment, but I have turned down plenty of women who basically offered themselves at first meeting. There is something wrong with them if that is the starting bid.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM (7ZVPa)
--
Wow.
Taint-paint and grumbleflaunt.
The HQ: defining the English language.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM (aT+Bx)
I don't miss dating, but I do miss casual hookups...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (3OIiX)
Studs like me learn to pick up on the subtle body language. Like when you are sitting at a table, and a woman hikes up her skirt and stuffs your face in her ass. You just know. It's all non-verbal.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:00 PM
........Is it still called fapping when it's a woman doing the fapping?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (2S3bc)
Well, I'm a guy, so. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM (X6fMO)
Wearing khakis?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+)
I don't miss dating, but I do miss casual hookups...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:05 PM (3OIiX)
Same thing here. I was awful at reading things. But sadly, that was because I was not used to it, so it would fly right by me. Why couldn't they just TELL me?
I'm also ashamed to admit that gay guys tried to pick me up on a couple occasions, which surprised me because i'm not "fancy" looking...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (7uYFy)
I have never heard another man say the word pussy. It's just outrageous!
Posted by: Jake Tapper at June 27, 2017 12:57 PM (SkuXa)
They don't call you a pussy, they call you a pig........
http://tinyurl.com/npje7bp
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (TDnQq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:08 PM.,,,,,Oh, sorry bout that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (2S3bc)
Posted by: Jake, from State Farm at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:10 PM (0mRoj)
No really, hit on me, because I'd like to know what happens too.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 01:10 PM (MdC1o)
Posted by: The Paulo at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM
---
Oh The Paulo.
You Magnificant Bastard.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:10 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 27, 2017 01:07 PM (tVWQB)
**fistbump**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 01:10 PM (X6fMO)
Weird bar though. Weak structure - had these reinforcing brass poles all over the place.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 01:10 PM (tRLIC)
Posted by: Running Bear Goldberg at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (jw2Xw)
The Irony, it burnnnnnssss usssss.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (LTHVh)
--
Wise move.
Also... don't drink the water. It's fluoridated.
/how can people Not love Stanley Kubrick?
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (aT+Bx)
========
Please....I was staring at the guy behind you.
Posted by: Shep! at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (vg8iE)
When its two dudes and a girl, its a train, not a threesome.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+)
It can also be a Chinese Finger Trap!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (3OIiX)
You gave them a 20 to go away, yes?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:12 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (/tuJf)
These guys are so manly all the 'ettes just conceived.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:12 PM (0mRoj)
♪ Once I ran to you, now I run from you.
This tainted love you've given,
I gave you all a boy could give you.
Take my tears and that's not really all...
Tainted love, ohh, tainted love ♪
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 01:12 PM (PduNE)
Even the tax returns have to be a nothingburger. With Obama's weaponized IRS, does anyone think for a second they wouldn't have been leaked if there was ANYTHING sketchy in them?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 01:12 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: wooga at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (0mRoj)
When its two dudes and a girl, its a train, not a threesome.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+)
It can also be a Chinese Finger Trap!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (3OIiX)
Is that like the Burmese Toe Trick?
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (FeRav)
I told the story of a girl I was talking up in a bar and got around to asking if she wanted a drink , which she accepted and asked for a glass of wine. I shoved my way to the bar , finally able to order and returned with our drinks. I reached out to hand her the wine when she smiled and asked me to take a drink first. I smiled and said ' what?' . She said I need to know if you slipped anything into the drink. So I smiled at her, shotgunned the glass of wine and said ' nope nothing in the wine, see ya' .
I understand girls got to watch out but if she was concerned she should have fought her way to the bar with me. If I would have psychically known that before hand, that would have been a hot girl I would have turned down.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (5J1TA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (V4nDv)
I'm always turning down California chicks. Like at the grocery store,
these sluts are always asking me if I want to buy a large plastic bag
for ten cents. That's code for "I want to put a magnum condom on your
junk and do it right here on the conveyor belt." I politely decline.
Posted by: wooga at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (3I7wr)
LMAO..
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (a0IVu)
definitely smelling *some* form of bovine products from certain of the comments
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (k78wL)
Posted by: Running Bear Goldberg at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (jw2Xw)
Here's a classic internet "humble-brag"-- I'm an average-looking guy . My penis isn't really that big---just 8" long and as thick as a can of Red Bull--you know, average size..."
Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 01:14 PM (7uYFy)
The moving of CNN's cameras and not giving Acosta a seat at the joint Trump/India PM presser yesterday was classic.
Acosta's head is going to explode soon
Posted by: harley1911 at June 27, 2017 01:14 PM (kTMt6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:14 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: The Paulo at June 27, 2017 01:15 PM (+7/1f)
Weird bar though. Weak structure - had these reinforcing brass poles all over the place.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 01:10 PM (tRLIC)
I'm the same way. You know, I'll be out walking, and all these women in really tight sexy outfits practically BEG me to 'party'. Around here all the single girls seem to hang out on a couple of street corners, but I can't see myself in a serious relationship with anyone of them yet. They don't want to go for a coffee unless its really cold, and none of them are great conversationalists.
Its pretty clear they want it, though.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 01:15 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:15 PM (LTHVh)
But the guy clearly despises Trump and is completely unhinged on the man. He's incapable of doing his job properly and deserves no respect now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 12:11 PM (39g3+)
288 Tapper used to be much more even handed. I think he's been hanging out with the bottom feeders too long and it's effected him and his judgement.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2017 12:56 PM (2S3bc)
I agree.
I don't think this is unique to Tapper though. I also see this among a lot of insecure centrist to right-leaning college-grad professionals in general. Doctors, lawyers, MBAs, miscellaneous other ambitious keyboard jockeys without the advanced degree, and POG military officers are all bigtime offenders. Many of them admit to lying about voting for Trump if you catch them privately.
The rule is that if a guy talks on a level that appeals to someone below their class status, it is by definition below them - the comparison must be exclusive, not inclusive - and they must loudly and publicly disavow him because they genuinely fear that their peer group will conclude they are low-class frauds otherwise.
Pretty pitiful that some think fictitious, intangible status symbols would or should be afforded greater weight than work product or other value-adds. Maybe it makes sense if you know you're not doing anything that's value-added. Regardless: Sad!
Posted by: Angst's Alter Ego, a WaPo Literary Device at June 27, 2017 01:15 PM (wx6iv)
When its two dudes and a girl, its a train, not a threesome.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+)
It can also be a Chinese Finger Trap!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (3OIiX)
Is that like the Burmese Toe Trick?
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 27, 2017 01:13 PM (RD7QR)
Now that one, I don't know. Is that a foot fetish thing?
I'm thinking about a guy at both ends. Which...sadly did not come up in the one MMF threesome I had. Did not go well.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:16 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+)
It can also be a Chinese Finger Trap!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:11 PM (3OIiX)
Is that like the Burmese Toe Trick?
Posted by: joncelli
You know what comes next? That's right, taint painting.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 01:16 PM (FeRav)
Do they hold the thing next to their dick to get off? Why else would they run the damn things a 100 hours a day?
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2017 01:16 PM (TDnQq)
Swordfighting, eh?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:16 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:12 PM (LTHVh)
You should have been there. They kept asking me if I wanted to go "to the back room". Like I'd give up my Golden Tube Steak to some random bitch I just met.
I got standards, man. Standards.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 01:16 PM (tRLIC)
You greedy b*stard.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (m3iiU)
I was TERRIBLE at picking up subtle signs. Had to rely on female friends to point things out to me. Something as open as that would have been welcome.
Little did I know, but in junior high school, I was awash in top-notch poon.
I didn't figure this out until 30 years later, but....
Posted by: Pepper Brooks at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (oVJmc)
Every bit of this circus is based on that GPS "dossier." ALL OF IT.
And I believe the source of all the leaks is from a state with a big canyon. A grand canyon, if you will.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 12:23 PM (B+qrE)
Eh. Arizona Man got it from a certain man named after a breakfast sandwich...
Posted by: Hikaru at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 12:50 PM (TOk1P)
If you're not actually talking to these broads, how do you know what they want?
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 12:52 PM (Jcg9Q)
Sorry, I may have said that poorly. Yes, there is verbal communication. What I mean is the "thanks, but no thanks" does not have to be verbal. It can be non-verbal, and is relatively easy to do, without anyone getting their feelings hurt.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P)
What a Maroon!
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (+7/1f)
Two girls tried to pick me up the other day. One said to the other "get him".
Posted by: Leonard Barr at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (rJN3l)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (39g3+)
No problem. To each his own. I'm not obligated to continue a relationship with that person so I'm not so concerned with that aspect.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (5J1TA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (39g3+)
Feminism. Not even once.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 01:18 PM (KUaJL)
Screaming "How'd you get in my house" isn't necessary.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 01:18 PM (MdC1o)
What a Maroon!
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (+7/1f)
I can't wait for the on camera meltdown.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 01:19 PM (4ErVI)
Screaming "How'd you get in my house" isn't necessary.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 01:18 PM (MdC1o)
Women can be pretty irrational sometimes.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 01:19 PM (CPk08)
Swordfighting, eh?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:16 PM (LTHVh)
Not that bad, no frottage or stuff like that. Or anal, thank God. But...yeah, I'm no Libertine.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:19 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2017 01:19 PM (LTHVh)
Screaming "How'd you get in my house" isn't necessary.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 01:18 PM (MdC1o)
LOL
This has turned into a hilarious thread. Mad props, Morons.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:20 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 01:20 PM (7uYFy)
What a Maroon!
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (+7/1f)
I can't wait for the on camera meltdown.
I WILL NOT BE MADE TO LOOK RIDICULOUS! YOU HEAR ME? I'M IMPORTANT GODDAMNIT! I MATTER!
Actually, the cameras are on, Jim. Thanks for the hysterics, cupcake.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2017 01:20 PM (4ErVI)
Weird Humblebrag. Wife and I are vacationing in Rehobeth Beach Delaware. We both love to walk on beach. So start out in Rehobeth Beach heading south for a bunch of miles. Yeah, well people from the area know it turns from hetero to quite a bit less hetero at some point. Some line in the sand, so to speak.
Wife says, "This is weird. We started out walking and all the guys heads were turning looking at me. Now all the heads are turning looking at you."
/ end of Weird Humblebrag
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 01:20 PM (PduNE)
Posted by: Bob Mueller at June 27, 2017 01:21 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 01:21 PM (MdC1o)
I remember the last time I was in alone with a young lady in her apartment. She said to me, "Just put the table over there. Perfect! Thanks. Bye!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 01:21 PM (Hk/NM)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 01:21 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 01:09 PM (/tuJf)
These guys are so manly all the 'ettes just conceived.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:12 PM (0mRoj)
In my case, at least, that, Sir, would be Biblical.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 27, 2017 01:21 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (39g3+)
Easy, birth control.
Once the fear of unwanted pregnancy and the shame of that was removed, sex became damn near mandatory.
Plus....sex is a lot of fun. Like...a lot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 01:21 PM (3OIiX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: GregV61 at June 27, 2017 01:24 PM (MoJlY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (39g3+)
"25 years ago?"
I think it's more like 50 years ago. Even in the '70's, when I came of age, being a virgin was still made fun of...but the difference was you wouldn't be the only virgin and even the libertine girls would act prudish - to a point-- before giving in. It was bullshit, but the fact that they did so showed a vestigial respect for a sense of propriety ....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 27, 2017 01:25 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P)
Ok, gotcha.
I can't read people worth a crap anyways, so it's moot with me.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 27, 2017 01:25 PM (Jcg9Q)
I get that alot ... probably because I work out ... so I just blew it off. I did loosen her restraints a bit, though, and then just walked back up out of the basement.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 01:28 PM (tRLIC)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 01:02 PM (0mRoj)
No, happens all the time to me too. Last time I was a hotdog stand, and this girl with AMAZING tits and a really cute ass came over and said "Hey, you are one stud. Do you want a blowjob right now?" and I said "Well, I just bought a hotdog, so, no."
I mean, principles, right?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
This is a true story (with identities redacted) from several years back:
Dude sees a chick on the bus. She is totally stunning. The kind of woman that, when she walks into a restaurant, people look down and hold their breaths as she walks by, because to perceive her up close is almost painful, she's that's good-looking. But he doesn't hit on her yet. He bides his time. He observes details closely, and then eavesdrops her saying one sentence to her seatmate: "My mom didn't learn how to drive until we moved from Virginia to San Diego."
From his knowledge of history and geography, and from patient observation of her features from the side, he deduces her entire life story. Like so:
What kind of person in the US doesn't know how to drive, into adulthood? Generally: Foreigners.
What do Virginia and San Diego have in common? Naval bases.
What kind of people move from one naval-base area to another? Military families.
How old is this beautiful woman? [Estimates age.] Born in, approximately, 1972.
What ethnicity is she? Well, exotic, but to hazard a guess: Half Filipino, half white?
Where would a white Navy guy be stationed in 1971? Subic Bay -- Philippines.
What did Navy guys stationed in Subic Bay do in 1971? Either go to local whorehouses, or hook up with teenage base-rat native girls, hanging around looking for a way out of the slum by snagging an American sailor.
So, it was all clear: In 1971, her handsome father was in the Navy, was sent to Subic Bay as part of the support fleet for the tail end of the Vietnam War, went out for sex during shore leave and met a particularly attractive prostitute or semi-prostitute Filipina girl, fell in love with her, got married, she gets pregnant, eventually his deployment ends and they are sent back to home base in Virginia, daughter is born, transferred to San Diego, marriage sours, get divorced, mother gets custody, learns how to drive so she can take care of daughter.
Based on all this, the dude's pickup line as they exit the bus was, "Hey, my dad was stationed at Subic Bay too -- maybe they knew each other!"
This was the very first sentence he ever utters to the chick.
Her mind was blown. Pickup line: Successful.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:29 PM (DQ4Fv)
I'm surprised no one made the joke: were you wearing your glasses? When the girl supposedly hit on the dude at the eye doctor's. Might not have been as attractive as one supposes. LOL.
Posted by: K-E at June 27, 2017 01:30 PM (uOEHQ)
Posted by: Soona at June 27, 2017 01:31 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) connects the dots at June 27, 2017 01:32 PM (LTHVh)
CNN should just come out and say "We recognize a subculture here of
people who are using this network, which we intend to be a 'trusted'
source of news, as a platform to espouse their personal opinions and
promulgate their personal agendas. To the extent that this has seeped
beyond our expressly editorial material, we acknowledge the need for
correction."
But they're CNN so they will quadruple-down on the lie instead.
CNN: Because someone has to come in second place to MSNBC.
Posted by: Angst's Alter Ego, a WaPo Literary Device at June 27, 2017 01:01 PM (wx6iv)
Can't do that because it starts with Jeff Zucker.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 27, 2017 01:33 PM (UnMRd)
Her mind was blown. Pickup line: Successful.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:29 PM (DQ4Fv)
That's some Sherlock level inductive reasoning.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 27, 2017 01:33 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: jayhawkone at June 27, 2017 01:35 PM (ZD+J8)
Her mind was blown. Pickup line: Successful.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:29 PM (DQ4Fv)
That's some Sherlock level inductive reasoning.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
Oh, I forgot to mention: Ever single thing he deduced turned out to be exactly true.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:35 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:29 PM (DQ4Fv)
To tell the truth, I'm so good looking that people wet themselves while rolled up, seizing, in fetal curls if they look at me straight in the face. So it isn't like I can fairly comment.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 01:37 PM (CPk08)
Good. They wanted to play stupid games, they now can accept their stupid prize. Honestly, did they think Donald Trump, who has been in media for forty years as either a story-maker or a participant, was going to change and *not* hold a grudge for poor treatment?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 27, 2017 01:43 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In
You should join PMBA -- People-with-Mythological-Beauty Anonymous. You seem like a good candidate. We sit in a circle and commiserate how difficult it is to exist amongst mere mortals.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:44 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: LaGarage at June 27, 2017 01:53 PM (il0rd)
You should join PMBA -- People-with-Mythological-Beauty Anonymous. You seem like a good candidate. We sit in a circle and commiserate how difficult it is to exist amongst mere mortals.
Posted by: zombie at June 27, 2017 01:44 PM (DQ4Fv)
I would, but people are always trying to have sex with me, and it is soooo tiring. So I don't get out much. You know how it is. Gawds of dripping masculinity have it rough sometimes.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 02:07 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 27, 2017 04:21 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: George LeS at June 27, 2017 05:28 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at June 27, 2017 05:31 PM (4RrUY)
Oh yes but there are ethnic Chinese everywhere: the Philippines, all over South America, even Africa.
So being ethnically Chinese and Filipino is in no way mutually exclusive
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2017 05:35 PM (TppKb)
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