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Important Story From Vice: Straight Men Aren't Lining Up to Have Sex With Transexuals

There's a lot of stories like this -- trans people complaining that people whose gender identities are stubbornly non-fluid aren't willing to date or have sex with people whose sexuality is ambiguous.

Vice is just the latest to push the idea, as Heat St calls it, "pity f***s for social justice."

I ask this a lot but I'll ask it again: If it's fair game for George Stephanopolous to ask Mitt Romney, out of nowhere, whether he'd ban contraception-- that is, to ask a Republican about an idea he'd never suggested, just to put him in the position of being associated with a fringe sort of position and also having to distance himself from a fringe sort of position that may be held by some of his potential voters -- why is George Stephanopolous not asking prominent Democrats if they agree with the proposition that being "tolerant" of gay and/or trans people means that straight people should be willing to date them?

If we get asked such wedge issue questions about difficult, embarrassing, wedge-issue sexual topics, why the hell shouldn't Claire McCaskill and Elizabeth Warren and Lord God King Barack Obama be asked if "Love Trumps Hate" means that straight people should repress their own "Born This Way" Sexuality and do some gay dating?

Posted by: Ace at 04:37 PM




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1 maybe foist?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2017 04:39 PM (ILitO)

2 "Senator, you have a date with this...uh, woman...tonight."

A good reason for the Mike Pence Rule.

Posted by: JEM at June 26, 2017 04:39 PM (TppKb)

3 Top ten again?

Posted by: Country Boy at June 26, 2017 04:40 PM (Mbm0M)

4 I saw Pity F***ks for Social Justice open for Hole at the Palladium.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 26, 2017 04:40 PM (Id9+8)

5 yaaay

I think we should ask Keith Olbermann what he thinks.

and do you really want to ask Obama what he thinks about sex with trannies? Yes, because he'd ramble for ten minutes or until no one remembered what the question was.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2017 04:40 PM (ILitO)

6 So was Gabriel Byrne in "The Crying Game" a bigot? Just asking since it was pretty obvious that a trans person wasn't his cup of tea.

Posted by: auscolpyr at June 26, 2017 04:41 PM (suO/a)

7 So some folks actually -do- have standards.

Fancy that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 26, 2017 04:41 PM (AM1GF)

8 Bob Hope was a prophet.

"California just legalized homosexuality. I'm getting out of here before they make if mandatory."

Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2017 04:41 PM (xjiRE)

9 So are trannys giving out BJ's?


Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 26, 2017 04:41 PM (4e+hS)

10 I ask this a lot but I'll ask it again: If it's fair game for George Stephanopolous to ask Mitt Romney, out of nowhere, whether he'd ban contraception-- that is, to ask a Republican about an idea he'd never suggested, just to put him in the position of being associated with a fringe sort of position and also having to distance himself from a fringe sort of position that may be held by some of his potential voters -- why is George Stephanopolous not asking prominent Democrats if they agree with the proposition that being "tolerant" of gay and/or trans people means that straight people should be willing to date them?

I think that hits a little close to home for ole George. IYKWIMAITYD.

(As to why heteros aren't lining up to schtupp transsexuals...the very question is linkbait. Hopefully.)

Posted by: Hard-bitten CNN journalist at June 26, 2017 04:41 PM (RD7QR)

11 Please subtract that superfluous asterisk in #5, wouldja, Ace?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 26, 2017 04:41 PM (Id9+8)

12 Suck it ladyboys.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 26, 2017 04:42 PM (tbOMB)

13 what about not having sex with trannies of a different race? is that sexist or just bigoted?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2017 04:42 PM (ILitO)

14 Sockoff. It's a Monday.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at June 26, 2017 04:42 PM (RD7QR)

15 "and they won't call you a bridgebuilder."

Posted by: just the punchline at June 26, 2017 04:42 PM (UmSfZ)

16 I attended an event recently where there was quite a show of transvestites (you can't call yourself transgender if you still have OEM parts), mostly male-to-female.

My God. When the 'chicks' look like Fred Munster you've got a problem.

Now, admittedly, there are a few that are considerably hotter, but...I don't dick my own chromosome pairing. Just draw that line.

Posted by: JEM at June 26, 2017 04:42 PM (TppKb)

17 From "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to "You Must Have Sex with a Tranny" in less than two decades.


Posted by: RoyalOil at June 26, 2017 04:42 PM (Qj2Mo)

18 If they're going to force me to date a tranny then they should force straight women to date me.

Posted by: Frank Waturi - Advertising Dept: American Panoscope at June 26, 2017 04:42 PM (jjNBN)

19 Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Sheppy at June 26, 2017 04:43 PM (xFKZn)

20 So I listened to an interview with Yiannopolous this weekend. And he had a short conversation about this along with a bit about how if you are straight and don't at least consider having sex with your gay friends then you're a homophobe. Apparently there's already a name for it. He called it the "Cotton Ceiling." You know like the "Glass Ceiling" for women. Because you don't want to see what is behind the underwear.

Posted by: buzzion at June 26, 2017 04:43 PM (z/Ubi)

21 Maybe now we know the REAL reason John Roberts voted for Barkycare.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2017 04:43 PM (PY9jH)

22 5 yaaay

I think we should ask Keith Olbermann what he thinks.

and do you really want to ask Obama what he thinks about sex with trannies? Yes, because he'd ramble for ten minutes or until no one remembered what the question was.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2017 04:40 PM (ILitO)



Also on the list of people not to ask:

Eddie Murphy.

Posted by: buzzion at June 26, 2017 04:43 PM (z/Ubi)

23 To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 26, 2017 04:43 PM (8/DeP)

24 What if you're a lesbian? Do you date a trans-man or a trans-woman?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (LQLeS)

25 It's getting to the point we need a CarFax for dating...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (AM1GF)

26 So was Gabriel Byrne in "The Crying Game" a bigot? Just asking since it was pretty obvious that a trans person wasn't his cup of tea.

Freebie and the Bean. The James Caan character was clearly transphobic.

Posted by: JEM at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (TppKb)

27 It was bound to come to this.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (avagT)

28 OH YES! YES! YES!

I do so want to see a line of democrats answer exactly how many genders there are - a specific number - and whether or not they would have sex with or discriminate against all the other gender that aren't "cis" or whatev the he!!s the term is.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (Y2eYE)

29 They did not get the memo that there is a universally applicable never stick your dick in crazy rule?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (tbOMB)

30 hmmm...a deletion...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (Id9+8)

31 and the punchline is, that's the third queer rooster I bought this month...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (ILitO)

32 But then everybody smoked some weed, and it was okay...

Posted by: Vice: The Official Network of Hipster Doofuses at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (qJhUV)

33 So, when is refusing to have sex with your dog or cat going to be a "thing"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (PY9jH)

34 You've got to see the photos. I'm almost ready to call bullshit. There's no way this isn't a parody.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 26, 2017 04:45 PM (UBzPO)

35 I'm more likely to put carrots in my chili than I am to have sex with a shemale. And I am not putting carrots in my chili.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 04:45 PM (/tuJf)

36 If we get asked such wedge issue questions about difficult, embarrassing, wedge-issue sexual topics, why the hell shouldn't Claire McCaskill and Elizabeth Warren and Lord God King Barack Obama be asked if "Love Trumps Hate" means that straight people should repress their own "Born This Way" Sexuality and do some gay dating?


Yup.

I've been yelling at the more strident Lefty gays I know for years that there's not one damn thing wrong with being straight. Not a single thing. Oh how it infuriates me when this oh you won't kiss a guy/girl, you bigot! starts up. Um. No. No, that's not how this works. At all. Sexuality =/= politics in any possible way shape or form and stop trying to make it. Grrr.

Also *clambers on soap box* I wish people would stop using cis even to mock the concept. Yes, for once I am arguing against the elimination of a term because use of the term indicates acceptance of the notion and nope.

And with that I'm out. Because, after all, Mommy is making dinner om nom nom.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 26, 2017 04:45 PM (mf5HN)

37 Get off your high-horse , you racist transphobes!

Posted by: exPrezdent Ladyboy at June 26, 2017 04:45 PM (Uxokn)

38 Why the hell would I WANT to date a guy, they're idiots.

Posted by: IP at June 26, 2017 04:45 PM (UmSfZ)

39 I dunno, what with all the testosterone-lacking hipster "men" running around, I figure a trannie's odds are pretty good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2017 04:46 PM (PY9jH)

40 Every person I have ever met that was trans anything has been a total basket case.
I have known about 4, all are now successful suicides.

A neighbor friend has a daughter who wants to be a man. It is tearing him up.

Posted by: navybrat at June 26, 2017 04:46 PM (w7KSn)

41 why is George Stephanopolous not asking prominent Democrats if they agree with the proposition that being "tolerant" of gay and/or trans people means that straight people should be willing to date them?

This is rhetorical, yes?

The Left has twice the standards we do.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 26, 2017 04:46 PM (QQ+il)

42 It is amazing how quickly its becoming compulsory, eh?

It's almost like everyone is so busy affirming a trans' mismatched gender identity that they forget to tell them that, yeah, people aren't really attracted to freaks.

It looked like that show "I am Jazz" did an episode on this - the promos showed Jazz whining ho xer friends that still having a penis was making teen boys a bot hesitant to return xer affections. Who could have seen THAT coming, eh???

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2017 04:46 PM (NOIQH)

43 Can you get something that checks chromosome pairings on Amazon? And if not, why not? This is, after all, the 21st century.

Posted by: JEM at June 26, 2017 04:46 PM (TppKb)

44 Does this include Secret Service trips to Thailand?

Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 04:46 PM (9TU00)

45 >>...straight people should repress their own "Born This Way" Sexuality and do some gay dating.


Zing!
Threadwinner.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2017 04:46 PM (NOIQH)

46 Oh, suck my dick, all's ya.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 26, 2017 04:46 PM (398bZ)

47 Pretty sure King Barky has sucked many dicks in his time...

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 04:47 PM (rmVvL)

48 Great idea, Ace. I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body and I demand Katy Perry date me. You know.....for tolerance.

Posted by: Mallamutt at June 26, 2017 04:47 PM (/HC6x)

49 Also on the list of people not to ask:


Eddie Murphy.

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Hugh Grant at June 26, 2017 04:47 PM (qJhUV)

50 so it's racist to not want to listen to rap "music"?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2017 04:47 PM (ILitO)

51 "Bob Hope was a prophet. 'California just legalized homosexuality. I'm getting out of here before they make it mandatory.'"

Just a reminder:

Mark Steyn merely _quoted_ that old Hope joke, in a piece written for _National RINO_, to reflect changes in attitudes toward homosexuality in Hollyweird.

Rich Lowry immediately showed him the door.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 26, 2017 04:48 PM (ujwCG)

52 I can barely stand listening to the opposite sex talk. Throw in a set of balls and that's a deal breaker.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 26, 2017 04:48 PM (1ISKN)

53

Memo to self: delete browser history.

Posted by: Max Power at June 26, 2017 04:48 PM (q177U)

54 A neighbor friend has a daughter who wants to be a man. It is tearing him up.
Posted by: navybrat at June 26, 2017 04:46 PM (w7KSn)


I got a daughter.

She pulls that shit ... she's dead to me. Period.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 26, 2017 04:48 PM (tRLIC)

55 >>Every person I have ever met that was trans anything has been a total basket case.

I have known about 4, all are now successful suicides.



That's the sad part - these are profoundly unhappy people. Doing the operation and reordering society so that they are made to feel comfy is not the solution.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2017 04:48 PM (NOIQH)

56 It's getting to the point we need a CarFax for dating...

*snort* At least you will know if they rolled back the odometer.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 26, 2017 04:49 PM (QQ+il)

57 I'm confused.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at June 26, 2017 04:49 PM (HgMAr)

58 I remember when Stern had a contest for some guy to screw the relatively recently post op tranny wack packer, Siobhan.

Most disgusting Stern series of shows ever and that's saying a lot.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 04:49 PM (7QnCd)

59 Oh good God. They've brought back "Battle of the Network Stars"

Posted by: buzzion at June 26, 2017 04:49 PM (z/Ubi)

60 I wonder why 40% of trannys commit suicide?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 26, 2017 04:49 PM (6Ll1u)

61 43
Can you get something that checks chromosome pairings on Amazon? And if not, why not? This is, after all, the 21st century.



Posted by: JEM at June 26, 2017 04:46 PM (TppKb)

Search for "fleshlight." Batteries not included. Some assembly required.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 26, 2017 04:49 PM (tbOMB)

62 Anyone see the previews for the television show about the promise of SMOD hitting earf?

Please, please Sweet Meteor of Death, don't tease!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2017 04:49 PM (PY9jH)

63 I refuse to work on a trans warp engine.

Posted by: LCDR Scott at June 26, 2017 04:50 PM (IqV8l)

64 That's the sad part - these are profoundly unhappy people. Doing the operation and reordering society so that they are made to feel comfy is not the solution.
==============
Its a psychopathology body dysmorphia. You don't cure bulimia by getting everyone in the world to tell the bulimic she looks GREAT keep it up!!!

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 04:50 PM (r+Flw)

65 Wonder if there's ever been a married coupe who switched genders, both spouses having surgical gender reassignments.

And if they had the surgeries after the birth of a child, the kid would have to address his Mom as Dad and vice versa.

Netflix could then offer it as a reality show series. Surprised it has happened yet.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 26, 2017 04:50 PM (LQLeS)

66 Also *clambers on soap box*
Posted by: alexthechick at June 26, 2017 04:45 PM


If you'd give us a little heads-up, we could have that set of stairs in place for you, Empress.

Posted by: AoSHQ staff at June 26, 2017 04:50 PM (DMUuz)

67
HEY BLUEBELL!!!! MY RECIPE IS SUBMITTED!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 26, 2017 04:50 PM (8XRCm)

68 So here's your author, in case you were curious:
http://mtalusan.com/about/

Posted by: Despair's Adoptive Cousin, a WaPo Literary Device at June 26, 2017 04:50 PM (wx6iv)

69 >>
I wonder why 40% of trannys commit suicide?


Because we're intolerant of them. Really.
Emotional blackmail: do everything for the transgender or he/she might off themselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2017 04:50 PM (NOIQH)

70 12 Suck it ladyboys.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 26, 2017 04:42 PM (tbOMB)


How do you think they pay for all the plastic surgery?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 04:51 PM (0mRoj)

71 50
so it's racist to not want to listen to rap "music"?


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


Yes, but if you listen to it, you're guilty of cultural appropriation. DIYD, DIYD. You should just kill yourself.

Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 04:51 PM (LAe3v)

72
So here's your author, in case you were curious:

http://mtalusan.com/about/

Posted by: Despair's Adoptive Cousin, a WaPo Literary Device at June 26, 2017 04:50 PM (wx6iv)




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2017 04:52 PM (PY9jH)

73
Come come Ace, you really don't expect
a reporter to ask a Democrat and embarrasing "gotcha"question.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 26, 2017 04:52 PM (mpXpK)

74 Its a psychopathology body dysmorphia. You don't cure bulimia by getting everyone in the world to tell the bulimic she looks GREAT keep it up!!!

And transgender surgery is like prescribing amphetamines to a anorexic because they feel fat.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 26, 2017 04:52 PM (QQ+il)

75 I wonder why 40% of trannys commit suicide?

Because no one changed the ATF often enough.

Even if the maker said it's lifetime fill...every 50K.

And the filter. Got it?

Posted by: JEM at June 26, 2017 04:52 PM (TppKb)

76 Search for "fleshlight" "lena dunham". Batteries not included. Some assembly required.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 26, 2017 04:49 PM


FIFY. xoxxo!

Posted by: Lena/i] at June 26, 2017 04:52 PM (DMUuz)

77 why is George Stephanopolous not asking prominent Democrats if they agree with the proposition that being "tolerant" of gay and/or trans people means that straight people should be willing to date them?


You're nicer than me, Ace.

I'd ask Staphylococcus if he'd ever had sex with any gay or trans people. He'd doubtless say no, then I'd ask him if that was because he found them repellent. (Put the words in his mouth; make him deny it.)

Then look at him archly. "Oh. OK. Whatever you say." And then change the subject. Let that hang there, so to protest further, he'd have to bring it up again himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 04:52 PM (YmDtf)

78 59 Oh good God. They've brought back "Battle of the Network Stars"

But can they possibly top this from the classic era? Bailey Quarters. In the dunk tank.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y93fb4j2

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 04:53 PM (ul9CR)

79 re 65: Nat Enquirer or one of those had an article about such a couple many years ago, as I recall. And they looked just as goofy as you would have expected

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2017 04:53 PM (ILitO)

80
Hmmm.... the author is a Filipino-American albino transgender writer.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 26, 2017 04:53 PM (8XRCm)

81 It's getting to the point we need a CarFax for dating...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (AM1GF)

If I were to start internet dating I'm tempted to put "All factory original parts, no after-market parts" in my description of myself.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 26, 2017 04:53 PM (sEDyY)

82 first-generation immigrant Filipino-American albino transgender writer


Well that's something you don't see everyday.

Posted by: IP at June 26, 2017 04:53 PM (UmSfZ)

83 Damn you for that Heat Street link. Damn you all to hell.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at June 26, 2017 04:53 PM (+ttLq)

84 It's getting to the point we need a CarFax for dating...
Posted by: Brother Cavil



Thank God I'm married.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2017 04:53 PM (FeRav)

85 Emotional blackmail: do everything for the transgender or he/she might off themselves.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2017 04:50 PM (NOIQH)


Our fault (as some would see it), but their problem in any case.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 04:54 PM (YmDtf)

86 >>Also *clambers on soap box* I wish people would stop using cis even to
mock the concept. Yes, for once I am arguing against the elimination of
a term because use of the term indicates acceptance of the notion and
nope.


Yeah. They created a word to replace "normal".

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2017 04:54 PM (NOIQH)

87 Those aren't trannies. They're guys in drag.

There's a difference I imagine if they have boob implants.

They're barely a step above Milton Berle really.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2017 04:54 PM (4ErVI)

88 My big question is "when are we going to quit having all this gay shit jammed in our faces 24/7 by the MFM?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 26, 2017 04:54 PM (mpXpK)

89 Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 26, 2017 04:50 PM (LQLeS)

Yep there are a few of those couples.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 04:54 PM (7QnCd)

90 39
I dunno, what with all the testosterone-lacking hipster "men" running around, I figure a trannie's odds are pretty good.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2017 04:46 PM (PY9jH)
Ha ha ha ha! So TRUE!

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 26, 2017 04:54 PM (vkS2Z)

91 I think Barry is well ahead of the curve when it comes to dating men and mannish women.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 26, 2017 04:54 PM (3OIiX)

92 Lol fucking millenials are so low effort they can't even pull off a gender switch.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2017 04:54 PM (4ErVI)

93 26 So was Gabriel Byrne in "The Crying Game" a bigot? Just asking since it was pretty obvious that a trans person wasn't his cup of tea.

Freebie and the Bean. The James Caan character was clearly transphobic.
Posted by: JEM at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (TppKb)

"Einhorn is Finkle...Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is a man! Oh my God, Einhorn is a man...!"

TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT!

Posted by: Ace Ventura at June 26, 2017 04:55 PM (nGsFZ)

94 See, as a heterosexual male I'm only interested in having sex with biological women. That's it. I was Born This Way, so the haters can fuck right off.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)

95 Then look at him archly. "Oh. OK. Whatever you say." And then change the
subject. Let that hang there, so to protest further, he'd have to bring
it up again himself.


I'd wager that 9 people out of 10 couldn't tell you what "archly" means. Here's the question, though. In the age of histrionic shrieking fits, which is more effective?

Hint: it's being arch.

Posted by: pep, asking the important questions at June 26, 2017 04:55 PM (LAe3v)

96
Sooooooooo........ is it still OK to laugh at Klinger???

Posted by: fixerupper at June 26, 2017 04:55 PM (8XRCm)

97 I think Michael Phelps had a regretful affair with a tranny. He hasn't denied it.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 04:55 PM (7QnCd)

98 88 My big question is "when are we going to quit having all this gay shit jammed in our faces 24/7 by the MFM?


A minor character in the venerable soap-strip Rex Morgan, MD was revealed to be lesbian last week.

Et tu, newspaper comics pages?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 04:56 PM (ul9CR)

99 Posted by: Despair's Adoptive Cousin, a WaPo Literary Device at June 26, 2017 04:50 PM (wx6iv)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2017 04:52 PM (PY9jH)

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
*Puff of smoke*: https://www.instagram.com/p/BHCpjLxhaFR/

Posted by: Sympathy's Estranged Wife, a WaPo Literary Device at June 26, 2017 04:56 PM (wx6iv)

100 But first you will blow me!

Posted by: Mel Gibsons Wrath at June 26, 2017 04:56 PM (+7/1f)

101 "...why is George Stephanopolous not asking prominent Democrats..."

Screw that! Why isn't everyone who isn't a Progressive not asking Snuffleupagus why he isn't hitting for the other side.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 26, 2017 04:56 PM (H8S+R)

102 88 My big question is "when are we going to quit having all this gay shit jammed in our faces 24/7 by the MFM?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 26, 2017 04:54 PM (mpXpK)

I still see it, but I think it has dropped off a lot since the election if for no other reason than it's harder to talk about this stuff when you've created three columns on your CNN website and all of them are filled with Trump hit pieces.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2017 04:56 PM (4ErVI)

103 >>My big question is "when are we going to quit having all this gay shit jammed in our faces 24/7 by the MFM?


When ISIS/AQ start doing daily domestic terror attacks?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2017 04:56 PM (NOIQH)

104 Give them an inch, they'll try to take the other five.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2017 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

105 25 It's getting to the point we need a CarFax for dating...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 26, 2017 04:44 PM (AM1GF)

Background check services are your best friend. But, yeah, there should be a clearinghouse service where you can be "dating certified." Get a card and everything. But my guess is that it would only be used by people who were "in love" a few times and got burnt. Just try to convince anyone from 18 to 26 that it's a dangerous world out there.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 26, 2017 04:57 PM (uCrjJ)

106 Keep pushing the mainstream culture in this direction, and I'll be hanging out on the Right waiting with open arms when girls in the young and middle 20's get fed up with this crazy shit and turn traditional wanting a lots of kids and a family.

This is already happening BTW.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 04:57 PM (2qHjF)

107 first-generation immigrant Filipino-American albino transgender writer


Well that's something you don't see everyday.
Posted by: IP



That should fill out a bingo card.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2017 04:57 PM (FeRav)

108 yo

Posted by: Ralph at June 26, 2017 04:57 PM (adlcU)

109 "...why is George Stephanopolous not asking prominent Democrats..."

or "How will you deal with a man who says he's a women using the same bathroom/shower as your grand-daughter at the pool?"

Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 04:58 PM (9TU00)

110 "Einhorn is Finkle...Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is a man! Oh my God, Einhorn is a man...!"

TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT!

Posted by: Ace Ventura at June 26, 2017 04:55 PM (nGsFZ)

Yeah they'd be more successful if they looked like Sean Young back then.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2017 04:58 PM (4ErVI)

111 My big question is "when are we going to quit having all this gay shit jammed in our faces 24/7 by the MFM?


Until y'all pay the 'Jizzya'

(SWIDT ?)

Posted by: McCool at June 26, 2017 04:58 PM (uHF+P)

112 The trans shit is not resonating with people, even a lot of rank and file Democrats are sickened by it.

Here's to hoping the next Dem nominee goes all in placating the trannies.

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 04:58 PM (mRkJl)

113 re 71: no, it's okay, it's like paying reparations

some months ago, Lena Dunham was mooing about 'cultural appropriation' and I wondered if she knew that it was British sailors who stole the idea of tattoos from the Samoans (or whichever Polynesian group it was.) I also wonder if Lena Dunham would think it's cultural appropriation for a woman to base her body image on that of a walrus.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2017 04:58 PM (ILitO)

114 Are gay men h8rz if they don't do trannies?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2017 04:58 PM (oVJmc)

115 It's an ALBINO PHILIPINO??!! No wonder it moved to CA, they don't last long in the wild.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2017 04:58 PM (HgMAr)

116 78 That show was an excuse to get hawt chicks wet.I remember a picture I saw somewhere of Robert Conrad checking out Melissa Gilbert who was showing pubes coming out of her bathing suit....

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 04:58 PM (rmVvL)

117 There are pictures in today's NY Post of Chelsea Manning at yesterday's NY Pride parade.

I confess that, late at bar, if drunk, if she didn't have a Surgeon General's warning on her forehead, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 26, 2017 04:59 PM (+7/1f)

118 It's like reading assembly instructions for a piece of furniture made in China when they were written by a Chinese computer algorithm.

Insert Tab "A" into Tab er... Slot... er... Tab "B".

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2017 04:59 PM (mvenn)

119 "Trans" people are just queers dressing up like women hoping to have straight men butt fck them.



How hard is this to figure out?

Posted by: Ralph at June 26, 2017 04:59 PM (adlcU)

120
I missed the earlier SCOTUS threads, but it appears the 2nd Amendment is still not getting any love from the court, in case it wasn't already talked about.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 26, 2017 04:59 PM (r+sAi)

121 Everything not forbidden will be mandatory.

Posted by: Warden at June 26, 2017 04:59 PM (MZ8Zz)

122 107 first-generation immigrant Filipino-American albino transgender writer

Xe still needs to be disabled and Muslim, and that "immigrant" needs an "undocumented" in front of it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 04:59 PM (ul9CR)

123 Keep pushing this crazy Cultural Marxist shit Lefties. I'm a very patient and disciplined man.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 04:59 PM (2qHjF)

124 #80 Not to be unkind but that albino transgender writer looks like a character you'd see in a nightmare--not monstrous, just "off" somehow, creepy--similar to those twin girls in The Shining or like some extraterrestrial humanoid.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 26, 2017 04:59 PM (LQLeS)

125 98
88 My big question is "when are we going to quit having all this gay shit jammed in our faces 24/7 by the MFM?


We're 60+ years on into having the "racism" thing jammed into our faces. I wouldn't count on it going away in our lifetimes.

Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 04:59 PM (LAe3v)

126 I think we need to strike Lord God King Barack Obama from your list because I believe he's keen on the idea of some hot tranny action.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2017 04:59 PM (2Mnv1)

127 The trans community will use this as an excuse...it validates their ill mental health and suicide. See...it's our fault! They're 'normal' people whose lives were ruined by those damn close-minded types who won't have sex with them.

Posted by: Big Dirty at June 26, 2017 05:00 PM (BZ+4e)

128 "Einhorn is Finkle...Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is a man! Oh my God, Einhorn is a man...!"

TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT!
Posted by: Ace Ventura

______

I was just thinking if that infamous scene, and NOBODY for a second in that era thought it was bigoted, even in ultra left Hollywood, for a guy to be grossed out because he had sex with a dude that was pretending to be a woman.

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:00 PM (mRkJl)

129 No matter how hard these people try to be accepted "for who they are" they are distinctly outside the norm of human behavior. You can legalize, sanitize it, sympathize with it; it doesn't matter. You are a freak and you will always be a freak, and that is just the consequence of the choices you have made for yourself.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 26, 2017 05:00 PM (uCrjJ)

130 I still see it, but I think it has dropped off a lot
since the election if for no other reason than it's harder to talk
about this stuff when you've created three columns on your CNN website
and all of them are filled with Trump hit pieces.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2017 04:56 PM


I dunno. Last month's Family Handyman magazine's rear cover was an IKEA ad with a picture of two men on a couch in a (non-sexual) intimate pose, with some text around 'everyone deserves their dream home'.

No FIXA drill anywhere in the picture, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (DMUuz)

131 That show was an excuse to get hawt chicks wet.I remember a picture I saw somewhere of Robert Conrad checking out Melissa Gilbert who was showing pubes coming out of her bathing suit....
Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 04:58 PM (rmVvL)

----

Wait....wut???

Pappy Boyington was scamping on 1/2 Pint???


My childhood is ruined....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (8XRCm)

132 I confess that, late at bar, if drunk, if she didn't have a Surgeon General's warning on her forehead, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 26, 2017 04:59 PM (+7/1f)

Check out this site.

http://tinyurl.com/k76np

Posted by: Ralph at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (adlcU)

133 Note to Gabe Malor - this shit is why I am so sick to death of all of you fucking faggots. I was happy to live and let live, but you fucking twinks keep pushing this shit, so hell, I'm about ready to say the muzzies are right. I'm not ready to throw you off the rooftops myself, but I'm about ready to ship you all to Syria so they can do it for me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (OmOvC)

134

I wouldn't even call it "gay dating."

It's #notscience dating.

I'll use my Natural Selection science clause and say, no thanks.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (fceHP)

135 I'd wager that 9 people out of 10 couldn't tell you what "archly" means. Here's the question, though. In the age of histrionic shrieking fits, which is more effective?

Hint: it's being arch.
Posted by: pep, asking the important questions at June 26, 2017 04:55 PM (LAe3v)



I believe understatement is almost always more effective than overstatement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (YmDtf)

136 Why do they keep trying to save anorexia patient? It's the same mental disease. But it's OK now if you are a liberal?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (6Ll1u)

137 "think Michael Phelps had a regretful affair with a tranny. He hasn't denied it."

Ewww. I'll never look at him the same way.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (iJpZZ)

138 There are pictures in today's NY Post of Chelsea Manning at yesterday's NY Pride parade.

I confess that, late at bar, if drunk, if she didn't have a Surgeon General's warning on her forehead, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ignoramus
================
You sir, need to seriously consider cutting back.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (h9bC9)

139 Saw a beaut today at the store. About 6'3, 150lbs, ~60, face like a basset hound. All dolled up in a brown dress.

Didn't look like a great specimen of either man or woman.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (oVJmc)

140 The Entertainment Industry has been flooding the culture with gender bending trash for decades.

Another reason to get fit and go for teh GAINZZZ. It weeds out the trannies and gender benders.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (2qHjF)

141 Claire McCaskill and Elizabeth Warren and Lord God King Barack Obama be
asked if "Love Trumps Hate" means that straight people should repress
their own "Born This Way" Sexuality and do some gay dating?
___
I'd take one for the team.

Posted by: Lord God King Barack Obama at June 26, 2017 05:02 PM (eSx+E)

142 My big question is "when are we going to quit having all this gay shit jammed in our faces 24/7 by the MFM?

----

Once you show them your bare ass....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 26, 2017 05:02 PM (8XRCm)

143 131Yeah,pretty sure it was a moron that linked to that picture.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 05:02 PM (rmVvL)

144 and I never did get the whole idea of that movie "Barack Back Mountain"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2017 05:02 PM (ILitO)

145 How about the converse (ahem) proposition: asking homosexuals why they don't want to have normal sex?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 05:02 PM (YmDtf)

146 it appears the 2nd Amendment is still not getting any love from the court,

I like to think they are keeping their powder dry
until Kennedy or Ginsburg retire.

bring it there when you have the numbers of like-minded Justices or you'll be forever stuck w/ PRECEDENCE !! Stare Decisis !!

Posted by: McCool at June 26, 2017 05:03 PM (uHF+P)

147 142
My big question is "when are we going to quit having all this gay shit jammed in our faces 24/7 by the MFM?



----



Once you show them your bare ass....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 26, 2017 05:02 PM (8XRCm)

In otherwords, NEVER

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2017 05:03 PM (jxbfJ)

148 I just find it fascinating that as a culture we are being forced to regard confused, mentally ill deviants as not only normal, but something to aspire to. How many Caitlyn Jenners are out there? Why do we allow ourselves to be dictated to by less than one percent of the population? Fuck 'em all with whatever hammer they prefer, but get out of my life, off my goddam television screen, etc. etc. Jack Benny (or any other man) in a dress wore out its shock value 40 years ago. Just go away, the lot of you.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 26, 2017 05:03 PM (vkS2Z)

149 Did anyone see Watters ask Jesse Ventura if he was high when he sued the SEAL'S family?
Beautiful. Ventura lost his shit immediately, looking like a roided out maniac (go figure).

Posted by: rickinstl at June 26, 2017 05:03 PM (hGXt7)

150 Cleanup?

OmOvC

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 26, 2017 05:03 PM (tbOMB)

151 If gays aren't having regular sex with women, does that make the bigots?

Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 05:03 PM (LAe3v)

152 138 There are pictures in today's NY Post of Chelsea Manning at yesterday's NY Pride parade.

I confess that, late at bar, if drunk, if she didn't have a Surgeon General's warning on her forehead, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ignoramus
================
You sir, need to seriously consider cutting back.
Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (h9bC9)



You need a reliable wingman, stat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (YmDtf)

153 >>I confess that, late at bar, if drunk, if she didn't have a Surgeon General's warning on her forehead, I'd hit it.

You must drink a lot. A lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (/tuJf)

154 65 Wonder if there's ever been a married coupe who switched genders, both spouses having surgical gender reassignments.
**********

Yup.

It's a mad mad mad mad world.

http://tinyurl.com/yb4dn38y

Posted by: Warden at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (MZ8Zz)

155
The only people who want to screw trannies are the tranny chasers, those with the "chicks with dicks" fetish.

And our trannies, compared to the SE Asia ladyboys, just don't cut it for that "ideal", such as it is.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (8O3HH)

156 Is the inborn desire to pass on your genes now transphobic? Refusing to whack off while looking at the cover photo of the Caitlyn Jenner biography is probably also transphobic.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (hJrjt)

157 153 Yeah,liver failure level drinking.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (rmVvL)

158 It's an ALBINO PHILIPINO??!! No wonder it moved to CA, they don't last long in the wild.

Their body parts are used in sorcery.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (QQ+il)

159 Teh Gheys need to clean up their faction from the extreme folks like the Pedos and fucked up trannies. Same rules apply to them as conservatives and The Right call on Muslims to do when cracking down on the homicdal and genocidal elements of their faith.

Sort yourselves out ghey faction.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (2qHjF)

160 It would be nice if the real medical community spoke the truth that this is mental illness, but most psychiatrists I know are HARD LEFT and would rather play politics with this issue.

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (mRkJl)

161 Hey everybody. Just gotta note:

Even the SCOTUS libs (Sotomayor, RBG, Kagan) voted PRO Trump's travel ban, just like they voted the correct way in the Redskins decision.

Whatever someone's been adding to their coffee, it's working!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (eMKNe)

162 If gays aren't having regular sex with women, does that make the bigots?
Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 05:03 PM (LAe3v)

-------

No.... probably means they are married.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (8XRCm)

163 Tom Servo at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (OmOvC)

Dial it back.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 05:05 PM (/tuJf)

164 I believe understatement is almost always more effective than overstatement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Do you?

Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 05:05 PM (LAe3v)

165 113 re 71: no, it's okay, it's like paying reparations

some months ago, Lena Dunham was mooing about 'cultural appropriation' and I wondered if she knew that it was British sailors who stole the idea of tattoos from the Samoans (or whichever Polynesian group it was.) I also wonder if Lena Dunham would think it's cultural appropriation for a woman to base her body image on that of a walrus.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2017 04:58 PM (ILitO)

Walruses with culture would have nothing to do with Lena.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 26, 2017 05:05 PM (avagT)

166 I was just thinking if that infamous scene, and NOBODY for a second in that era thought it was bigoted, even in ultra left Hollywood, for a guy to be grossed out because he had sex with a dude that was pretending to be a woman.
========
Because the overriding concern of the left is only to be one of the herd. They just Want to be in the herd. They need to be in the herd. They will do anything to be in the herd. Ghey sex, tranny sex, choppin up babies for parts, its a slope they shushing down for decades. Its getting steeper.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:05 PM (MuNB7)

167 When it came to Little House chicks, Melissa Sue Anderson was the stuff of my pubescent fap-times. But Half Pint went through a babelicious period years later. Right around the time she starred with Rosie O'Donnell in the TV comedy "Stand by Your Man," about two sisters who room together while their husbands are in prison.

Nobody remembers this show but I swear on stacks of Bibles I am not making this up.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 05:05 PM (ul9CR)

168 How long before Mercy F**** are considered a Constitutional right?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at June 26, 2017 05:05 PM (Gs5TH)

169 Deplorable Jay: that's true.

Understatement is a million billion times more effective than overstatement!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 05:06 PM (eMKNe)

170 I am leery of the moral and principal issues in adopting ace's TitForTat approach. OTOH I really want to see someone ask Joe Biden his opinion on chicken-fucking.

Posted by: DaveA at June 26, 2017 05:06 PM (FhXTo)

171 You need a reliable wingman, stat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (YmDtf)



PS: also a new optometrist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (YmDtf)

172 Any real reporter would ask the Dims the gay/trans questions when they are stumping in Black churches.

Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (9TU00)

173 Tattoos were used by lots of peoples,not just Polynesians.Like the Celtic peoples of Europe.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (rmVvL)

174 There's a plot line in The Sopranos where Christopher is trying to impress Hollywood types and tells the true story about how this transvestite gets her faced burned with acid by a mob guy Christopher knows after "she" gives him a BJ without his knowing that she was a he.

I read it as Tony. Christopher goes nuts when the Hollywood types start to work it into a script.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (+7/1f)

175 "If gays aren't having regular sex with women, does that make the bigots?"



You know who else also doesn't regularly have sex with women?



(Old married sex life joke)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (J+eG2)

176 If I don't fuck the monkeys, am I speciesist?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

177 "A neighbor friend has a daughter who wants to be a man."

Said daughter might want to sit down with a copy of Norah Vincent's _Self-Made Man_.

Vincent, a woman, found out after a drag king evening that she could pass. So she decided to experiment with dressing and living as a man full-time. Including in the workplace, and trying get dates with women (while not letting the dating progress to where her actual gender would become obvious).

News flash! Being a man in modern society turns out not to be the bed of roses which radical feminists imagine it to be.

Dating, for a man, means getting humiliatingly rejected, a lot.

Working, for a man, means being rudely shouted by the boss about mistakes, instead of the gently worded HR-approved "suggestions" and "guidelines" which a working woman would receive.

All in all, a very interesting book.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (ujwCG)

178
first-generation immigrant Filipino-American albino transgender writer

Aren't all the writers for the Vice Channel
first-generation immigrant Filipino-American albino transgender writers?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (qJhUV)

179 "48 Great idea, Ace. I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body and I demand Katy Perry date me. You know.....for tolerance.
Posted by: Mallamutt"


You can do better. Katy is trying to look like Lena Dunham, on purpose. Lady GaGa looks better these days (and actually has talent).

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (OD2ni)

180 138 There are pictures in today's NY Post of Chelsea Manning at yesterday's NY Pride parade.



I confess that, late at bar, if drunk, if she didn't have a Surgeon General's warning on her forehead, I'd hit it.



Posted by: Ignoramus

If there ever was an argument to do a "Crocodile Dundee" ball check before asking the person wearing the short skirt standing in front of you if they'll go home with you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2017 05:08 PM (jxbfJ)

181 Just because I pay to see the circus doesn't mean I want to fuck the clowns.

I'm curious what would happen if you rewrote this article about straight men. Just kidding, I know what would happen: the left would scream about rape culture and privilege and all that shit.

The truth is that a lot of these LGBTQWTFBBQ folks are looking for attention and validation. The gender-non-binary folks in the article are turned on by straight-looking guys because they are desperately insecure and want society to tell them that the demons in their heads are not actually bad. They want to be as weird as they possibly can be and people will still clamor after them. It's narcissism.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 26, 2017 05:08 PM (fKWf6)

182 Shaming into forced sodomy. I don't think this will end well for our society and culture if we continue do this path...... Going by history and common sense as a guide.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:08 PM (2qHjF)

183 "176 If I don't fuck the monkeys, am I speciesist?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles"


Hey now!!

Posted by: Zombie Davy Jones at June 26, 2017 05:08 PM (OD2ni)

184 "Why can't my famous nonconforming friends get laid?"

I don't even know what that sentence would mean.

Posted by: Socratease at June 26, 2017 05:09 PM (FqHs5)

185 It used to be sufficient to do a complete TSA pat down. Now I have to do a Vulcan mind meld for peace of mind.


Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 26, 2017 05:09 PM (e1mEI)

186 Know what Camile Paglia, a woman that I thought was dead for some reason, had this to say about transexuals? She said they were homosexuals could have sex with other homosexuals anytime, but what they really wanted was a way to seduce straight men. I'm pleased that she is not dead. She is a smart cookie.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2017 05:09 PM (zLDYs)

187 I for one hope the Trans peoples get laid, a lot

Posted by: The Chicken at June 26, 2017 05:09 PM (adlcU)

188 Posted by: Ignoramus at June 26, 2017 04:59 PM (+7/1f)

Please have a closer look and reconsider...

NYT Magazine puff piece "The Long, Lonely Road of Chelsea Manning":
https://tinyurl.com/y9vue6zj

A skinny dude with a big ol' Adam's apple wearing makeup and heels.

Posted by: weew at June 26, 2017 05:09 PM (6EH85)

189 Dating a tranny is like doing all the rituals for an OCD patient, it is not going to make them better - it will just worsen their anxiety.

Posted by: Batterup at June 26, 2017 05:09 PM (mtGE/)

190 I am apparently anti Gay, anti trans, anti male, anti Moslem, anti some races, anti Fat, and anti Handicapped... oh, and anti Stupid, and against Liberals.... oh, and anti Prosteliting Christian (Women who on their dating profile put they put God and Jesus above everything else... sorry... not the way I live my life...)...

Because those are all factors I consider for dating purposes...

Damn.... I'm such a Bigot... how the hell do I ever go out on dates.... like the three I have lined up this week....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 26, 2017 05:09 PM (NgKpN)

191 It turns out that Republicans are having sex more frequently than Democrats, a study published Monday revealed.

The study, conducted by Professor Nicholas H. Wolfinger, examined the sex lives of Democrats, Republicans and Independents. Independents and Republicans are more likely to have sex at least once a week than their Democrat peers, the study showed.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2017 05:09 PM (5y11N)

192 It seems like people are just getting stupider and stupider. I don't think it is that, I just think the stupidity is showing through easier now that the essential rules of polite society are considered evil.

The thing is, trans people back in the day were using that as a vehicle to pronounce to the world that they were way far outside the normal. It was a rebellious act. It was outrageous. I used to see them in NYC, and it was always a form of extreme rejection of society and normal and it was a giant F U to everyone who crossed their path.

Well, what happens when you force society to accept this act of rebellion as "normal"? Or, now that putting a ring in your nose is normal, how big a gauge do you have to go to to be seen as rebellious? 1/4"? 1/2" Stretch your earlobes to 2"?

It is not about the dress, or the gauge, it is about being on the edge - no, outside the edge. It is about rebellion and so "normalizing" it only makes their problem worse. Now the poor trannys are not seen as rebelling, and yet they can not have a normal dating life since even though we are forced not to mock them, no one wants to date them either. They have destroyed the entire purpose of their pursuit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 26, 2017 05:10 PM (LWu6U)

193 Bobby in deliverance? Straight up homophobe. An species-ist really.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 26, 2017 05:10 PM (BHl6T)

194 So yet more Fake Nipples of the Resistance is in the offering?

The Bewbs are not calm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2017 05:10 PM (V4nDv)

195 News flash! Being a man in modern society turns out not to be the bed of roses which radical feminists imagine it to be.

Dating, for a man, means getting humiliatingly rejected, a lot.


I wouldn't know.

Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 05:10 PM (LAe3v)

196 Once you show them your bare ass....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 26, 2017 05:02 PM


Stuff like this just chaps me off.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at June 26, 2017 05:10 PM (DMUuz)

197 Watching the Jesse Ventura clip, I have a question.

I'll admit I'm not expert on history, but is all the weed propaganda about the Founding Fathers being heavy into cannabis growing really true, or is it like 99% false?

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:10 PM (mRkJl)

198 stephen Rea

Posted by: avi at June 26, 2017 05:10 PM (jBXZd)

199 I would date Bailey Jay. No hesitation.

Or Sarina Valentina.

Posted by: S at June 26, 2017 05:10 PM (poT2p)

200 I'll admit I'm not expert on history, but is all the
weed propaganda about the Founding Fathers being heavy into cannabis
growing really true, or is it like 99% false?

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:10 PM (mRkJl)


I think some of the Founding Fathers grew hemp, which has a long history of use in agriculture and industry.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 26, 2017 05:11 PM (fKWf6)

201 Even the Paolo not draw the sword for this.

Posted by: Paolo at June 26, 2017 05:11 PM (tr2D7)

202 I'll admit I'm not expert on history, but is all the weed propaganda about the Founding Fathers being heavy into cannabis growing really true, or is it like 99% false?



They grew hemp.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2017 05:11 PM (FeRav)

203 I'd wager that 9 people out of 10 couldn't tell you what "archly" means.


*****


Wasn't that Edith Bunker's husband?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2017 05:11 PM (mvenn)

204 Posted by: Ignoramus at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (+7/1f)

Oh yeah, that was the episode where they almost showed Alicia Witt's tits. But no matter how many times you rewound the DVD and tried to isolate the frame you couldn't quite see them.

I mean, so I've heard.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 05:12 PM (ul9CR)

205 >>Dating, for a man, means getting humiliatingly rejected, a lot.

>>I wouldn't know.

Huh. All this time I thought you were a dude.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 05:12 PM (/tuJf)

206 173 Tattoos were used by lots of peoples,not just Polynesians.Like the Celtic peoples of Europe.
Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (rmVvL)

That guy they found in the Alps has tattoos plus he was on ice for many centuries.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 26, 2017 05:12 PM (avagT)

207 Hemp was very important for sailing shipsand the US was a big supplier of lumber and Hemp for the Royal Navy I believe.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 05:12 PM (rmVvL)

208 I'll admit I'm not expert on history, but is all the
weed propaganda about the Founding Fathers being heavy into cannabis
growing really true, or is it like 99% false?

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:10 PM (mRkJl)

They grew hemp for ROPE, not to smoke. Some dumb fcks think they were smoking rope?

Posted by: Ralph at June 26, 2017 05:12 PM (adlcU)

209

Trump going to talk soon.
Always fun to watch.

India.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2017 05:13 PM (fceHP)

210 I boinked 'em all.

Posted by: zombie Michael Landon at June 26, 2017 05:13 PM (HgMAr)

211 The study, conducted by Professor Nicholas H. Wolfinger, examined the sex lives of Democrats, Republicans and Independents. Independents and Republicans are more likely to have sex at least once a week than their Democrat peers, the study showed.



I have to disagree. As often as they fuck us....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2017 05:13 PM (FeRav)

212 Absolutely, Washington and Jefferson grew hemp. Probably Mason and the rest of the farmer founder too.

Jefferson's detailed farm records still exist, and they're pretty fascinating if you're into that kind of thing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 05:13 PM (ul9CR)

213 So, is California going to use some of our tax dollars to air PSAs about the virtues of boinking the sexually confused? Heck, it wouldn't surprise me if they were working on yet another new tax to fund it.

Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 05:13 PM (EgOr3)

214 "I'll admit I'm not expert on history, but is all the weed propaganda about the Founding Fathers being heavy into cannabis growing really true, or is it like 99% false?"

They grew and sold hemp, which was in heavy use up until wood pulp processing became cheap and efficient around the turn of the 20th century. Whether or not they smoked the buds, to my knowledge, has never been confirmed. Some have claimed that George Washington noting the separation of male and female plants was evidence he smoked, but he may well have been separating the female plants to gather seeds for future crops and the males for the fiber.

Posted by: S at June 26, 2017 05:14 PM (poT2p)

215 You can do better. Katy is trying to look like Lena Dunham, on purpose. Lady GaGa looks better these days (and actually has talent).

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (OD2ni)

It's so bizarre. A *lot* of starlets seem to be trying to look like Lena Dunham (including Miley Cyrus and the Harry Potter chick). Women with *much* more beauty and a galaxy more talent are suddenly putting a great deal of effort into looking almost exactly like her. It's very strange.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 26, 2017 05:14 PM (sEDyY)

216 For the past 2 weeks, our liberal sheriff of King County WA has just about all but stopped short of ordering his deputies to march in the Pride Parade while wearing their uniforms.

Today, he announced the roll-out sale of the pink badge because you know, Breast Cancer Awareness month. Nevermind some form of cancer specific to men is never mentioned.

So yeah, at this trajectory, this sh*t gets mandated.

Posted by: fly gal at June 26, 2017 05:14 PM (8TdcF)

217 They grew hemp.

I believe George Washington's Hookah is in the Smithsonian.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 26, 2017 05:14 PM (QQ+il)

218 "210 I boinked 'em all.

Posted by: zombie Michael Landon"


Even Mrs. Oleson?

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 26, 2017 05:14 PM (OD2ni)

219 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (OmOvC)

Tom, you gonna dial it back, and play well with others?


[ ] Yes

[ ] No



Please choose.

And choose wisely.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 26, 2017 05:15 PM (J+eG2)

220 All in all, a very interesting book.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 26, 2017 05:07 PM (ujwCG)

An interesting observation came out of the Men Going their own way movement...

Men, are expendable. They are 4 times likely to commit suicide. Live 5 years less. Prostate cancer and Breast cancer have similar death rates, yet you don't see NFL players wearing brown for prostate awareness month.

They are 99% of casualties in war. 97% in the Workplace.

The are just a paycheck for child support in the family courts... not a needed component of even a Male child's development.

Hell.... even after 4 generations of feminism ... you don't hear any women complaining about 'women and children first' on life boats.

And none of them are squawking about not being included in the draft...

We... are... expendable...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 26, 2017 05:15 PM (NgKpN)

221 They grew hemp.
Posted by: rickb223

________


Was it used for smoking or just industrial purposes like rope?

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:15 PM (mRkJl)

222 I'll admit I'm not expert on history, but is all the weed propaganda about the Founding Fathers being heavy into cannabis growing really true, or is it like 99% false?
===========
Hemp does not equal "weed". Thus 99% false.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:15 PM (sj36r)

223
197 Watching the Jesse Ventura clip, I have a question.

I'll admit I'm not expert on history, but is all the weed propaganda about the Founding Fathers being heavy into cannabis growing really true, or is it like 99% false?
Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:10 PM (mRkJl)

Hemp, for rope. Ventura, a dope.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 26, 2017 05:15 PM (e1mEI)

224 Katy Perry is looking and acting exactly like that dude chick from the 80's movie The Legend Of Billy Jean.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:16 PM (2qHjF)

225 "They grew hemp"

And hemp was a valuable commodity to make rope out of, useful in shipping, and hemp had maybe 1% of the level of THC in it that modern hibrids of Cannabis have. So you could smoke hemp, but you'd probably get a better buzz out of a big wad of fresh tobacco leaves, which they had lots of.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2017 05:16 PM (OmOvC)

226 I attended an event recently where there was quite a show of transvestites (you can't call yourself transgender if you still have OEM parts), mostly male-to-female.

My God. When the 'chicks' look like Fred Munster you've got a problem.


My wife and I got free courtside tickets to a WNBA game once. It was during Pride Week. We didn't care because hey, free tickets and let's go do something we don't normally do but might mildly enjoy.

Oh. My. Goodness. What a bunch of stereotypical gay ladies. Every single one of them looked like the worst gay-hating comedy version of lesbians.

Old. Gray. Fat. Frumpy. Plain looking as can be. The kind of person you see but forget about three seconds later.

The absolutely worst part was all the disapproving stares my wife and I got for holding hands. I swear if a single one of them got that kind of look from a straight couple for holding hands with their partner, they'd be on social media a nanosecond later complaining about the hatred they endure for being gay.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2017 05:16 PM (jhqr1)

227 If you smoke hemp you will not get high. It does not have the compound THC in high enough concentration to have any effect.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:16 PM (sj36r)

228 Oh..... and Men get 60% more time in prison, for the exact same crime, vice a woman...

Blacks vs White is like an 8% difference... and there have been marches about it...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 26, 2017 05:16 PM (NgKpN)

229 I have an old camping book written in the 1920s, that has cannabis sativa listed under "useful woodland plants."

It also suggests having laudanum in your first aid kit.

The Twenties must have been fun.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 05:16 PM (ul9CR)

230 "I believe George Washington's Hookah is in the Smithsonian."

You don't smoke weed in a hookah. I mean, you CAN, but it doesn't work well and is wasteful.

Posted by: S at June 26, 2017 05:16 PM (poT2p)

231 So yeah, at this trajectory, this sh*t gets mandated.





Posted by: fly gal at June 26, 2017 05:14 PM (8TdcF)

Howdy, neighbor.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (tbOMB)

232 Baseball just did something for Orostate cancer. I verybody wore baby blue uniforms over Fater's Day weekend.Don't like it,even though it was better than the NFL pink crap.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (rmVvL)

233 Was it used for smoking or just industrial purposes like rope?



Industrial.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (FeRav)

234
I'll admit I'm not expert on history, but is all the weed propaganda about the Founding Fathers being heavy into cannabis growing really true, or is it like 99% false?
Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:10 PM (mRkJl)


Hemp for industial use.

Posted by: CNN Legal Team at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (lKyWE)

235 Joking folks. The two photos of Chelsea in today's NY Post are flattering, and put her way above a Lena. Maybe even a 6.5, based on the photos.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (+7/1f)

236 okay, I am reading the Vice thing, and have come to a dead stop: the femme-appearing advice/counselor to the two non-conforming folk recommends that they seek partners among straight men, because: "their attractions aren't as socially defined and don't come with a lifestyle attached."
As in, straight men do not have a socially defined set of things to which they are attracted, and have no lifestyle attached to said undefineds.
Is this how I came to be identified, against my will, as "cisgender" by people who have chosen to define me as "not them"? (while declaring that NO ONE has the right to label or define THEM?)
Holy mother of God.
yes, by all means, start asking Dem candidates about this.
ALL of them.
All the time.

Posted by: barbarausa at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (Elk67)

237 "EL ROPO" IS NOT A LUXURY CIGAR?!

AL JAFFEE HAS LEAD ME ASTRAY!

Posted by: The Incredulous Dr. Sharptato at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (XHFFW)

238 He found Captain Winky!

Posted by: josephistan at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (7HtZB)

239 Why do you think they called them "peace pipes?"



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (ul9CR)

240 g'afternoon, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (KCxzN)

241 205
>>Dating, for a man, means getting humiliatingly rejected, a lot.



>>I wouldn't know.



Huh. All this time I thought you were a dude.

Posted by: JackStraw


I am. Just because I won't go out with you doesn't mean I'm not.

Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

242 Sorry, I prefer organic poon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (oVJmc)

243 And none of them are squawking about not being included in the draft...

We... are... expendable...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 26, 2017 05:15 PM (NgKpN)


Man up and quit whining! Don't you know there are women here who might not want to hear this?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (0mRoj)

244 If it's fair game for George Stephanopolous to ask Mitt Romney, out of nowhere, whether he'd ban contraception-- that is, to ask a Republican about an idea he'd never suggested, just to put him in the position of being associated with a fringe sort of position and also having to distance himself from a fringe sort of position that may be held by some of his potential voters

++++

It's not even about those fringe voters. It's about the ones in the middle. Even if Romney ruled out a total ban, you never what lesser steps he might take to appease his fringe voters. It was all about planting the seeds of doubt in the mind of those in the middle who might have been thinking of voting for him.

The msm wanted to paint Romney as extreme, and questions like that were part of it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 26, 2017 05:18 PM (WzbqD)

245 239 Why do you think they called them "peace pipes?"

I'll field this one...

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at June 26, 2017 05:18 PM (ul9CR)

246 Was it used for smoking or just industrial purposes like rope?
Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:15 PM (mRkJl)

and a very course, but VERY durable cloth as well.

Posted by: Don Q. at June 26, 2017 05:18 PM (NgKpN)

247 >>Maybe even a 6.5, based on the photos.

Started drinking early today, have we?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 05:18 PM (/tuJf)

248 Hemp is not dope, two different plants similar but different. Hemp will not get you high no matter matter male or female plant or the amount consumed.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 26, 2017 05:18 PM (avagT)

249 226 I look forward to some dude getting into that league and averaging like 60 points and 30 rebounds a game.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 05:18 PM (rmVvL)

250 "Born This Way"

kinda says it all right there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 26, 2017 05:18 PM (i81II)

251 242 Sorry, I prefer organic poon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (oVJmc)

And sustainable. Doesn't have to be locally-sourced.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 05:18 PM (0mRoj)

252 I personally find trans ppl and gays repulsive.

Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2017 05:19 PM (7vGuX)

253 Sorry, I prefer organic poon.

Free Range or Fair Trade poon?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 26, 2017 05:19 PM (QQ+il)

254 It used to be that you knew those articles came from The Onion, not any more...

I saw the pics of the subjects of this laughable article, brought to mind an old saying when discussing desirability....

"Not even with your dick"


Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2017 05:19 PM (AOrEZ)

255 Has anyone here seen the documentary "The Red Pill"?

It's actually pretty good, dealing with the men's right movement. Sort of comes from the perspective of a liberal, female film maker but ends up conceding a lot of their points.

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:19 PM (mRkJl)

256 >>I'll admit I'm not expert on history, but is all the weed propaganda about the Founding Fathers being heavy into cannabis growing really true, or is it like 99% false?

The first I heard of it was in Robert Anton Wilson's weird Illuminati books. It's a big part of the "plot".

I do think hemp was used in making fabric/textiles a lot more then. But I don't think the FF were walking around hopped up on goofballs though.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 26, 2017 05:19 PM (BHl6T)

257 Also, the claim that the Declaration of Independence or Constitution were written on hemp paper is bullshit. They were printed on parchment.

Posted by: S at June 26, 2017 05:19 PM (poT2p)

258 229 I have an old camping book written in the 1920s, that has cannabis sativa listed under "useful woodland plants."

It also suggests having laudanum in your first aid kit.

The Twenties must have been fun.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 05:16 PM (ul9CR)

Victorian women did not smoke because that was considered unladylike but they did inject opium.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 26, 2017 05:19 PM (hJrjt)

259 >>I am. Just because I won't go out with you doesn't mean I'm not.

Your lose. I put out on the first date.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 05:20 PM (/tuJf)

260 Tattoos

Ancient map has Ireland labeled as the "land of the blue people".

Covered in tattoos.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:20 PM (E8CY7)

261 255 Has anyone here seen the documentary "The Red Pill"?

It's actually pretty good, dealing with the men's right movement. Sort of comes from the perspective of a liberal, female film maker but ends up conceding a lot of their points.

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:19 PM (mRkJl)

You should check out some of the interviews she's done. Her eyes were opened quite a bit, and is now the target of much hostility.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 05:20 PM (0mRoj)

262 243 And none of them are squawking about not being included in the draft...

We... are... expendable...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 26, 2017 05:15 PM (NgKpN)


Man up and quit whining! Don't you know there are women here who might not want to hear this?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (0mRoj)

Ahhhh.... but its so liberating...

Once you realize that it is the way they think about you.... then its really really easy to say... F this, and walk away yourself...

For if you believe I am expendable... then you really don't need ME do you....

So the key is to find those few ladies out there, who do NOT consider you expendable...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 26, 2017 05:20 PM (NgKpN)

263 "Old. Gray. Fat. Frumpy. Plain looking as can be. The kind of person you see but forget about three seconds later."


Was Mary Cloggenstein at the game?

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 26, 2017 05:20 PM (OD2ni)

264 243 And none of them are squawking about not being included in the draft...

We... are... expendable...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 26, 2017 05:15 PM (NgKpN)


Man up and quit whining! Don't you know there are women here who might not want to hear this?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (0mRoj)

LMFAO!

Men get prison amd women get therapy.

Talk about another faction like Muslims and Teh gheys that need to sort their group out. WEW!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:20 PM (2qHjF)

265 If it's fair game for George Stephanopolous to ask Mitt Romney, out of nowhere, whether he'd ban contraception

The thing is, Romney could have handled that well by simply double-taking and asking 'Are you high?!'

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 26, 2017 05:20 PM (QQ+il)

266 Victorian women did not smoke because that was considered unladylike but they did inject opium.
=======
Which is also unladylike, unless you inject inside your eyelids.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:21 PM (r+Flw)

267 After looking at the pics in the Heatstreet article, I'm a lot more attracted to Harvey Shapiro dressed as Betty Grable in 'Stalag 17.'

He's a lot more convincing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2017 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

268 We... are... expendable...
Posted by: Don Q. at June 26, 2017 05:15 PM


Well, biologically, yeah.

Average woman can produce slightly over 1 child (assuming no multiple births) per year.

An average Moron, assuming timing was always optimal, can produce 700+ / year.

Some of our Morons on the right side of the curve, such as Paolo, are good for 1200+ / year.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2017 05:21 PM (DMUuz)

269 Sounds like a problem that government will have to solve...

Posted by: libs at June 26, 2017 05:21 PM (P1GJy)

270 The msm wanted to paint Romney as extreme, and questions like that were part of it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


++++++

It didn't help that weirdos like Rick Santorum who were running actually did want to get into areas like birth control.

You can find a video where Santorum talks about how he wanted to make a big part of his Presidential campaign to be about birth control use and how dangerous it is.

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:21 PM (mRkJl)

271 Victorian women did not smoke because that was considered unladylike but they did inject opium.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 26, 2017 05:19 PM (hJrjt)

I think they just drank it as laudanum.

The stuff you could buy at the drug store without a prescription though!

Like prussic acid, which can come in handy when you want to murder your parents.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2017 05:22 PM (4ErVI)

272 >>Not to be unkind but that albino transgender writer looks like a
character you'd see in a nightmare--not monstrous, just "off" somehow,
creepy--similar to those twin girls in The Shining or like some
extraterrestrial humanoid.




Some people just radiate the crazy, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2017 05:22 PM (NOIQH)

273 248
Hemp is not dope, two different plants similar but different. Hemp will
not get you high no matter matter male or female plant or the amount
consumed.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 26, 2017 05:18 PM (avagT)

Not true. Hemp is the same plant, it's just been bred to minimize the THC and produce stronger fibers. I have a hard time believing there was a difference in the plants 250 years ago,

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 26, 2017 05:22 PM (UBzPO)

274 Victorian women did not smoke because that was considered unladylike but they did inject opium.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods


They also were subject to "female hysteria". Fortunately, I know the cure.

Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 05:22 PM (LAe3v)

275 Hemp, not cannabis. But, they were buzzed on apple jack most days

Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 05:23 PM (9TU00)

276 266 Victorian women did not smoke because that was considered unladylike but they did inject opium.
=======
Which is also unladylike, unless you inject inside your eyelids.
Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:21 PM (r+Flw)

They would discretely inject into their legs under the table.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 26, 2017 05:23 PM (hJrjt)

277 213 So, is California going to use some of our tax dollars to air PSAs about the virtues of boinking the sexually confused? Heck, it wouldn't surprise me if they were working on yet another new tax to fund it.
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 05:13 PM (EgOr3)



I just hope they don't issue dance cards that have to be punched.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 05:23 PM (YmDtf)

278 I do think hemp was used in making fabric/textiles a lot more then. But I don't think the FF were walking around hopped up on goofballs though.
Posted by: bananaDream at June 26, 2017 05:19 PM (BHl6T)

A large part of the reason Hemp got roped into the effort to criminalize Pot, was economic.

It competed with Cotton, which was the better cash crop in the south then....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 26, 2017 05:23 PM (NgKpN)

279 218 "210 I boinked 'em all.

Posted by: zombie Michael Landon"

Even Mrs. Oleson?


Damn straight, and in a threesome with Nelly. Everybody on the set got to know my Little Joe intimately. Stop it, they weren't really mother and daughter.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Landon at June 26, 2017 05:23 PM (ul9CR)

280 "If it's fair game for George Stephanopolous to ask Mitt Romney, out of nowhere, whether he'd ban contraception

The thing is, Romney could have handled that well by simply double-taking and asking 'Are you high?!'"


I just learned that Georgie is married to the Shmoopy shmoopy lady that got banned by the Soup Nazi. "kissing in my line"

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 26, 2017 05:23 PM (OD2ni)

281 Whatever someone's been adding to their coffee, it's working!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 05:04 PM (eMKNe)

It's that covfefe! Covfefe for errrrrrrrbody! Double covfefe for the Court if it pleases the Court!

Posted by: Disappointment's Nephew Once Removed, a WaPo Literary Device at June 26, 2017 05:23 PM (wx6iv)

282 275
Hemp, not cannabis. But, they were buzzed on apple jack most days


Sorry, that's a myth. Same plant.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 26, 2017 05:23 PM (UBzPO)

283 Pauolo is a specialist at treating female hysteria

Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 05:23 PM (9TU00)

284 Posted by: barbarausa at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (Elk67)

Well. I guess it shows that their delusion encompasses the entirety of their world?

More to the point, it looks very much as if they view other people simply as props in their own tale instead of as fully-formed humans with lives beyond that which intersects with their own. So, narcissists most likely.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 26, 2017 05:23 PM (sEDyY)

285 Men get prison and women get therapy.

Talk about another faction like Muslims and Teh gheys that need to sort their group out. WEW!

---
A teacher (male) gets 30 years for having sex with a 17yo student (female). Different school district one county over, a teacher/coach (female) gets probation for have sex with a 17yo (female). Go figure.

Posted by: auscolpyr at June 26, 2017 05:24 PM (suO/a)

286 275 Certainly the average person drank a LOT of booze in those days.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 05:24 PM (rmVvL)

287 I do think hemp was used in making fabric/textiles a lot more then. But I don't think the FF were walking around hopped up on goofballs though.
Posted by: bananaDream at June 26, 2017 05:19 PM (BHl6T)

They damn sure weren't smoking the Sinsemilla. Ditchweed is is more like it.

Posted by: golfman at June 26, 2017 05:24 PM (48QDY)

288 Presidential campaign to be about birth control use and how dangerous it is.
=====
Not sure what he meant, or you, but birth controls pills can definitely kill.

Blood clots. especially if you smoke and as you get into your late 30's and beyond. The more you know . . .

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:25 PM (7Wh0v)

289
I read the actual article, just got through.

These people, these "persyns" have no idea what the real world is like, what normal people are like. They've lived in some freak-show bubble, born of academic/media indulgence of this absurdity, and they think it's the real world.

They are absolutely shocked that, in the real world, people think humans are sort of divided into this male and female thing, and like, their whole lives are based on this.

Nobody wants "non binary", nor Lou Grant in a dress.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 26, 2017 05:25 PM (8O3HH)

290 275 Hemp, not cannabis. But, they were buzzed on apple jack most days

Yep. All the men, at least, seemed to have been drunk as skunks all the time.

Cherry Bounce was another. At least they came up with cool names for their rotgut.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Landon at June 26, 2017 05:25 PM (ul9CR)

291 Hemp, not cannabis. But, they were buzzed on apple jack most days


Sorry, that's a myth. Same plant.
Posted by: Brian

No, same family - no buzz

Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 05:25 PM (9TU00)

292 261 255 Has anyone here seen the documentary "The Red Pill"?

It's actually pretty good, dealing with the men's right movement. Sort of comes from the perspective of a liberal, female film maker but ends up conceding a lot of their points.

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:19 PM (mRkJl)

You should check out some of the interviews she's done. Her eyes were opened quite a bit, and is now the target of much hostility.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 05:20 PM (0mRoj)

Word! This should be mandatory viewing for all family and friends. You either wake up after watching it, or you are in the other side and view men as subhuman expendable trash.

Also she made a great point about women/feminists like herself when making the movie doing the interviews. She said instead of listening, she was anticipating and not listening.

Her kind of intropection and soul searching, and her willingness to admit she had been wrong and fight for what is just and right makes me grow a big rubbery one.

I'm sure she will be pumping out children very soon for her very blessed husband.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:25 PM (2qHjF)

293 280 aOh yeah,and she's a Trump hater of course who said she was going to leave the country if he won.She's still here.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 05:25 PM (rmVvL)

294 A minor character in the venerable soap-strip Rex Morgan, MD was revealed to be lesbian last week.

Et tu, newspaper comics pages?
_____________

We need to make the serial relevant and part of the Zeitgeist.

-twenty eight year old editor from Oberlin College

Posted by: rd at June 26, 2017 05:25 PM (4dz1m)

295 Everybody on the set got to know my Little Joe intimately. Stop it, they weren't really mother and daughter.
Posted by: Zombie Michael Landon at June 26, 2017 05:23 PM


The Paolo, he was known as "Hoss", for some reason.

Posted by: Paolo at June 26, 2017 05:25 PM (DMUuz)

296

Trump up!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2017 05:25 PM (fceHP)

297 Pollywog the 'ette, I think it is beyond narcissism.

(perhaps why so many no longer overuse the term "reality-based"?)

Posted by: barbarausa at June 26, 2017 05:26 PM (Elk67)

298 This all falls into the same category as the "women are all secretly bisexual but dig me most" fantasy many men have. Undercover Brother had a lot of fun with that idea.

https://youtu.be/p8PoaK9K70c

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2017 05:26 PM (39g3+)

299 Estrogen pollution from birth control pills is one pollution the left doesn't say a peep about.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 05:27 PM (rmVvL)

300 (perhaps why so many no longer overuse the term "reality-based"?)
Posted by: barbarausa at June 26, 2017 05:26 PM (Elk67)



They got tired of the adults laughing when they said it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 05:27 PM (YmDtf)

301 "A large part of the reason Hemp got roped into the effort to criminalize Pot, was economic."


Nope. William Randolph Hearst (the newspaper magnate) is the reason the plant was demonized. He had just invested a ton into paper mills to supply his papers when hemp paper threatened to undercut his investment. He is responsible for the propaganda attacks that turned the country against marijuana and outlawed it..

Hemp and the stuff you smoke are the same plant.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 26, 2017 05:27 PM (UBzPO)

302 The gender identty quiz at the ent of the Heat St. article is a nice touch.
If you need their damn quiz to ID your gender you're doing something wrong.



(OK, we know things like that are meant to support the idea that it's all complex and nuanced, matching one's genitalia with who one is attracted to, and one must consult the gender studies texts, the gender experts to get a firm grasp on something so obvious.)

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2017 05:27 PM (NOIQH)

303 Certainly the average person drank a LOT of booze in those days.
===========
safer than drinking the water.

I read somewhere it was common to have a barrel of fermented apple juice in the cellar and this was often, in cities, the table water.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:27 PM (DGoo9)

304 Yes indeed. I'm pretty sure the reason he spent so much time golfing was because he was totally in love with Tiger's wood.


47
Pretty sure King Barky has sucked many dicks in his time...

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 04:47 PM (rmVvL)

Posted by: AdamPM at June 26, 2017 05:27 PM (6l1wz)

305 "Everybody on the set got to know my Little Joe intimately. Stop it, they weren't really mother and daughter.
Posted by: Zombie Michael Landon at June 26, 2017 05:23 PM"


Explains why your ribs got broken every third or fourth episode. Dude always had broken ribs.

Posted by: Benji Carver at June 26, 2017 05:28 PM (OD2ni)

306 Hemp and the stuff you smoke are the same plant.
============
except that hemp won't get you high. Like cousins they are related but different.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:28 PM (h9bC9)

307 This is very confusing to me. Who would be having sex with whom and with what....and where?

Posted by: Javems at June 26, 2017 05:28 PM (yOqwj)

308 >>No, same family - no buzz

They are actually the same plant. The difference comes in on how they are grown.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 05:28 PM (/tuJf)

309 From the Beeb:

"Early Americans even took a healthful dram for breakfast, whiskey was a typical lunchtime tipple, ale accompanied supper and the day ended with a nightcap. Continuous imbibing clearly built up a tolerance as most Americans in 1790 consumed an average 5.8 gallons of pure alcohol a year.

"We think of that as an astounding amount - you would think people would be staggering around drunk, but most people were able to handle their alcohol because it was integrated into daily life." says Bustard.

This was also a period when most people were working in the fields which presumably didn't require much focus. And living in a tight knit community meant people could keep an eye on each other and intervene if somebody was thought to be overdoing it. Even so, modern Americans look quite abstemious by comparison, consuming only two gallons of pure alcohol per year.

In 1830, consumption peaked at 7.1 gallons a year and drinking became a moral issue."

Posted by: S at June 26, 2017 05:29 PM (poT2p)

310 It's almost as if men loving butt sex is just a meme.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:29 PM (2qHjF)

311 "Has anyone here seen the documentary "The Red Pill"?"

I haven't seen it yet but it is pissing off the right people. The movie has been banned in Ottawa and Australia. The Rebel media has been covering this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPbHOQtMj_w

Posted by: X-ray at June 26, 2017 05:29 PM (6hUAo)

312 Not sure what he meant, or you, but birth controls pills can definitely kill.

Blood clots. especially if you smoke and as you get into your late 30's and beyond. The more you know . . .
Posted by: simplemind

_____

C,mon, that's not what this about.

He meant moral danger
Here's the video, judge yourself.

Basically, the freak wanted to go after Protestants that use birth control.

Glad he's no longer muddying the waters for conservatives


goo.gl/t3drNn

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:29 PM (mRkJl)

313
"We think of that as an astounding amount - you would think people
would be staggering around drunk, but most people were able to handle
their alcohol because it was integrated into daily life." says Bustard.


I'd like to believe you, but we can't be sure without experimentation.

Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 05:30 PM (LAe3v)

314 "Pretty sure King Barky has sucked many dicks in his time... "

And I hate to use this phrase, but there's nothing wrong with that. I wish he'd just admit it publicly since he's the first gay POTUS, but I guess he's ashamed. Maybe it's black culture. Maybe it's political pressure. He should just admit he prefers salty over tangy.

Posted by: S at June 26, 2017 05:30 PM (poT2p)

315 This all falls into the same category as the "women are all secretly bisexual but dig me most" fantasy many men have. Undercover Brother had a lot of fun with that idea.

https://youtu.be/p8PoaK9K70c
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2017 05:26 PM (39g3+)

This is another meme. Just like the bullshit that all men love to stick it in the butt.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:31 PM (2qHjF)

316 Even so, modern Americans look quite abstemious by comparison, consuming only two gallons of pure alcohol per year.

Posted by: S at June 26, 2017 05:29 PM (poT2p)

It would be about 1.5 gallons a year if the Horde didn't skew the results.

Posted by: golfman at June 26, 2017 05:31 PM (48QDY)

317 Howdy, neighbor.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 26, 2017 05:17 PM (tbOMB)

*waves*

Posted by: fly gal at June 26, 2017 05:31 PM (8TdcF)

318 Jay Guevara, I think they are steamed that they haven't come up with a non-assailable version of only being BASED on reality.
(Kind of like the Ovation movies where it happened to a widower with three kids in Ohio, who dies at the end, but gets transformed to the story of NY gay power couple struggling to adopt a gay refugee, who is appointed a UN ambassador for tolerance at the end)

Posted by: barbarausa at June 26, 2017 05:31 PM (Elk67)

319 This was also a period when most people were working in the fields which presumably didn't require much focus.

Eh?

Not paying attention around oxen pulling a plow or other large working farm animals is a good way to end up maimed for life.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2017 05:31 PM (jhqr1)

320 Yeah the whole anal sex thing, like that's some kind of super duper whole another level of sex... no. Its just bad aim. Chalk that one up with "clowns are scary."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2017 05:32 PM (39g3+)

321 He should just admit he prefers salty over tangy.

It's that kind of pithiness that keeps me coming back here.

Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 05:32 PM (LAe3v)

322 All I know is, you smoke the buds, you get high.

Smoke the stems and you'll cough a lot and not get high.

Hemp rope would have been made from the stems, which have fibers, which the buds do not.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 05:32 PM (ul9CR)

323 306 Hemp and the stuff you smoke are the same plant.
============
except that hemp won't get you high. Like cousins they are related but different.
Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:28 PM (h9bC9)


My understanding. Genus vs Species or some such shit. Roma tomatoes vs Cherry tomatoes.

Or something. I know this ... when Indiana legalizes ... I'm learning to grow and bartering to friends.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 26, 2017 05:32 PM (tRLIC)

324 The Red Pill should be free by now on Amazon Prime. I know that Comet TV App on Roku is offering it for free because they are free. They do the free on demand and free cable type streaming.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:33 PM (2qHjF)

325 The thing is, Romney could have handled that well by simply double-taking and asking 'Are you high?!'

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 26, 2017 05:20 PM (QQ+il)

Only if someone handed him a card that said:

*do double take*

Say: Are you high?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2017 05:33 PM (4ErVI)

326 another dumb fake thing we're hammered with: women love a hobo beard or that dumb reverse mullet haircut that's a point on top and shaved on the sides

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2017 05:33 PM (39g3+)

327 301.. hemp and marijuana are of the same species but are genetically different. Hemp has virtually no THC and therefore is not smoked or ingested because it does nothing. They are not the same plant.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 26, 2017 05:34 PM (tCSTx)

328 " . . . trans people complaining that people whose gender identities are
stubbornly non-fluid aren't willing to date or have sex with people
whose sexuality is ambiguous."

Listen closely, "Alice", "non-fluid" is both the beginning, and the end point with you and me. "Fluid" don't enter into it.

Do these freaks seriously need to have this explained to them? Did some zombie virus outbreak happen which doesn't kill people, but just turns them into aggressive trannies?

Posted by: Monty James at June 26, 2017 05:34 PM (gKOMX)

329

Hmmm, Ivanka got another gig.

Ivanka v Chelsea in the future?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2017 05:34 PM (fceHP)

330 >>> just admit it publicly since he's the first gay POTUS

Think again.

Posted by: James Buchannon at June 26, 2017 05:34 PM (jw2Xw)

331 >>Hemp rope would have been made from the stems, which have fibers, which the buds do not.

You're right. Sort of.

Hemp and weed come from the same plant. There are actually trace amounts of THC in hemp.

The difference comes from how they are breed. Hemp is bred to be long and stalky, weed more leafy for obvious reasons.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

332 Hahahaha!


Modi just said 'Make America Great Again"

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2017 05:34 PM (Enq6K)

333 Not sure what he meant, or you, but birth controls pills can definitely kill.


C,mon, that's not what this about.

==========

Seriously. I didn't bother to look at what he said.

It seemed like maybe you didn't know that birth control pills were actually potentially dangerous. A lot of men don't know that -- since they aren't their when their wives/girlfriends are getting the informed consent discussion.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:35 PM (RI7G0)

334 They supposedly drank so much because they didn't have modern water purification processes, and alcohol kills bacteria.

At least, that was the excuse they gave the fishwife after a night at the tavern.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 05:35 PM (ul9CR)

335 The difference comes from how they are breed. Hemp is bred to be long and stalky, weed more leafy for obvious reasons.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

See 287

Posted by: golfman at June 26, 2017 05:35 PM (48QDY)

336 I think another place that "guys love anal sex with girls" crap comes from is oversexed people who get laid like 3 times a day with various women and get bored (hedonist paradox) so they need something different and unusual to bring back that excitement and interest. I remember an interview with a rock star, can't remember who, but he basically said that: its cool to have like 4 groupies pile on you all at once but the tenth time you're looking for something more interesting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2017 05:36 PM (39g3+)

337 My big question is "when are we going to quit having all this gay shit jammed in our faces 24/7 by the MFM?

--
When ISIS/AQ start doing daily domestic terror attacks?

--
You wish.

The LGBT etc. will proceed until it's required as part of Common Core for each student to have sex with gay and transgender person during grade school sex ed class.

/it's for the children!

Posted by: CNN is ISIS and Proud to be LGBTetc! at June 26, 2017 05:36 PM (aT+Bx)

338 332
Hahahaha!


Modi just said 'Make America Great Again"


Posted by: Tami



Followed by "thankyou, come again".

Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 05:36 PM (LAe3v)

339 For F's sake, just google "difference between marijuana and hemp".... SAME PLANT!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 26, 2017 05:36 PM (UBzPO)

340 I have an internet friend that has a daughter that claims to be a guy. I get disgusted with these oh-so-tolerant types. I realize you can't do much if they are adults. But I would tell my daughter "I will always love you, but I will not pretend you are anything but my daughter".

The funny one was another internet friend that was so tolerant when her daughter shacked up with a lesbian and talked about getting married. It ended without marriage and it looks like she is now interested in a guy. The relief from her mom was obvious, although she tried to say that it was because society just isnt that accepting of gays.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2017 05:36 PM (Lqy/e)

341 >>See 287

Yea, this one I got. Chalk it up to my misspent youth.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 05:37 PM (/tuJf)

342 They supposedly drank so much because they didn't have modern water purification processes, and alcohol kills bacteria.

Almost all the ale and beer drank in medieval times etc was heavily watered own, very weak stuff. they weren't powering back flagon after flagon of 9% alcohol.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2017 05:37 PM (39g3+)

343 Walked like a woman, talked like a man. It's like a puppy you can't take back to the pound.

Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2017 05:37 PM (6dFYM)

344 Followed by "thankyou, come again".


Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 05:36 PM (LAe3v)

*SNORT*

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2017 05:37 PM (Enq6K)

345 "guys love anal sex with girls"

Hint: girls love it more than the guys do. It's not that great. Not as good as the other one.

Posted by: S at June 26, 2017 05:37 PM (poT2p)

346 For F's sake, just google "difference between marijuana and hemp".... SAME PLANT!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 26, 2017 05:36 PM (UBzPO)

You're right. Just like maize and corn.

Posted by: golfman at June 26, 2017 05:38 PM (48QDY)

347 >> Yeah the whole anal sex thing, like that's some kind of super duper whole another level of sex... no. Its just bad aim. Chalk that one up with "clowns are scary."


Huh? what exactly did that evil clown do to you? Nevermind, I think we can figure it out.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 26, 2017 05:39 PM (LWu6U)

348 A hole is a hole. It's all pink inside!

Posted by: Leftist at June 26, 2017 05:39 PM (uhftQ)

349 348
A hole is a hole. It's all pink inside!

Posted by: Leftist


Yeah, no.

Posted by: S. Hawking at June 26, 2017 05:40 PM (LAe3v)

350 Melania looked lovely in that yellow dress greeting the PM Modi. Wonder who designed it..

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2017 05:40 PM (shhtx)

351 341 >>See 287

Yea, this one I got. Chalk it up to my misspent youth.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 05:37 PM (/tuJf)


... AND casual and formal flip-flops.

You got layers, man. Layers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 26, 2017 05:40 PM (tRLIC)

352 348
A hole is a hole. It's all pink inside!

Posted by: Leftist at June 26, 2017 05:39 PM (uhftQ)
Noooooooo!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Chicken at June 26, 2017 05:40 PM (EgOr3)

353 "its cool to have like 4 groupies pile on you all at once but the tenth time you're looking for something more interesting."

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie Wilt Chamberlain at June 26, 2017 05:40 PM (+7/1f)

354 Seriously, the first time your dick touches a turd is not an "achievement unlocked" kind of moment. Walgreens has enemas.

Posted by: S at June 26, 2017 05:40 PM (poT2p)

355 t seemed like maybe you didn't know that birth control pills were actually potentially dangerous. A lot of men don't know that -- since they aren't their when their wives/girlfriends are getting the informed consent discussion.

Posted by: simplemind


____

He said "contraception" not birth control pills. So it wasn't specific to some sort of medical question.

And Tylenol can also kill, funny he didn't want to make that conversation a plank in his campaign.

Posted by: publix at June 26, 2017 05:40 PM (mRkJl)

356 Straight men aren't just running out to have sex with trannys?

Maybe because having a Zulu spear shoved in your ass while sticking your dick in a fan was the other choice.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2017 05:40 PM (aMlLZ)

357 My wife has niece who has a daughter that I've never seen wearing girl's clothing.

She is a very odd girl.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 26, 2017 05:40 PM (hJrjt)

358 339 For F's sake, just google "difference between marijuana and hemp".... SAME PLANT!

I know, right? I'm just laughing at the people yelling that they're different plants. Google is our friend.

If you want hemp, you breed it to get tough, stalky plants with lots of bast for making rope. If you want weed, you breed it to have big buds, by killing off the manplants so the females' buds get big and swollen, yearning for a manplant to come and fertilize then with their big hairy stamens.

It's still the same plant.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 05:40 PM (ul9CR)

359 So B+rry wants to pitch to a batter who doesn't have a bat?

That's not much of a game.

Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2017 05:41 PM (6dFYM)

360 Hyper sexuality and the hedonistic lifestyle is a meme and destroys both men and women's ability to pair bond and destroys the family unit. Biggest mistake of my life. I will not allow my sons to make the same.

Pursuing sex instead of a career at a young age is the biggest waste of time, energy, and resources.

Stay away from porn and hedonism young members of teh Horde. It will fuck you up and fuck up your life.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:41 PM (2qHjF)

361 If I had to choose between sleeping with Lena Dunham or the Michael Phelps tranny, I would just ride the wave and give Dunham a good time.

If I had to choose who was more attractive. It would be the tranny by a mile.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 05:41 PM (7QnCd)

362 "357 My wife has niece who has a daughter that I've never seen wearing girl's clothing.

She is a very odd girl."

We used to call those "tomboys" until patriarchy patriarchy.

Posted by: S at June 26, 2017 05:41 PM (poT2p)

363 For F's sake, just google "difference between marijuana and hemp".... SAME PLANT!

Oh, gawd.

Google the difference between pulpwood and hardwood. Same plant, but *different breeding and selection process*.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2017 05:42 PM (jhqr1)

364 Breaking news: NeverTrumper discovers Constitutional order is healing under Trump's leadership.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/oped/

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at June 26, 2017 05:42 PM (ylUqT)

365 >>You got layers, man. Layers.

Wait, doesn't everyone have casual and formal flip flops? Hell, I've even got business casual flops.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 05:42 PM (/tuJf)

366 Not now, just wait until it is unlawful to refuse a proposition. It will happen 1st in the high schools with the dances.

Posted by: Rex Mundi at June 26, 2017 05:42 PM (Bxp8b)

367 If you want weed, you breed it to have big buds, by killing off the
manplants so the females' buds get big and swollen, yearning for a
manplant to come and fertilize then with their big hairy stamens.


You, my friend, have a future in writing women's porn.

Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 05:42 PM (LAe3v)

368 Fags and Trannies: not even with your dick.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 26, 2017 05:42 PM (H5r+y)

369 "361 If I had to choose between sleeping with Lena Dunham or the Michael Phelps tranny, I would just ride the wave and give Dunham a good time. "

I would choose a different kind of long, hard rod to go between my lips and blow my mind. Better than the choices you posed.

Posted by: S at June 26, 2017 05:43 PM (poT2p)

370 307 This is very confusing to me. Who would be having sex with whom and with what....and where?
Posted by: Javems at June 26, 2017 05:28 PM (yOqwj)

All sex is hypothetical to me anyway these days.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 05:43 PM (0mRoj)

371 " rewound the DVD"

Uuuhhh...

Posted by: Robert, blinking at June 26, 2017 05:43 PM (mknWS)

372 History is cyclical, and I think maybe I understand the cycle now.

The civilized side become so decadent that it is no longer viable, and the uncivilized side gains power in comparison.

Collapse comes when same people give up on the "civilized" society and refuse to defend it. They think maybe the barbarians will be better, somehow.

Then the barbarians take over, and that ends badly, and the remnant rebuilds.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 26, 2017 05:43 PM (LWu6U)

373 If you want hemp, you breed it to get tough, stalky plants with lots of bast for making rope. If you want weed, you breed it to have big buds, by killing off the manplants so the females' buds get big and swollen, yearning for a manplant to come and fertilize then with their big hairy stamens.

Which makes them... not the same.

Its like a rose is a rose... except wild ones have smaller, less complex flowers and more thorns. They're still technically roses, both.

But not the same plant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2017 05:43 PM (39g3+)

374 Almost all the ale and beer drank in medieval times etc was heavily watered own, very weak stuff. they weren't powering back flagon after flagon of 9% alcohol.
======
Yep. But it was still better than a cup of water with fecal bacteria in it.

Biggest killer up to 1900 was stomach cancer.

Main cause of stomach cancer was water contaminated with bacteria waste.

Posted by: simplemind at June 26, 2017 05:43 PM (RI7G0)

375 So we have some people who have sexual identity problems that there IS NO easy answer to. Liberals help them to delude themselves into thinking that if they just go through with this "procedure", then their problems will be solved.

Then after they become fake women and real men don't want to screw them, they're left having to deal with the frustration and disappointment, that anyone with half a brain in their head could have predicted.

Trying to guilt men into wanting to screw fake women won't work. The heart wants what the heart wants.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2017 05:43 PM (+lVUW)

376 FWIW we eat hemp seeds. They're an excellent source of fat and protein. Hemp oil is arguably better than flax oil.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 26, 2017 05:43 PM (hJrjt)

377 Did you ever hear that inability to whistle is a homosexual trait?I had never heard that,it is actually mentioned in the James Bond novel The Man with the Golden Gun about Scaramannga when M is reading the file on him.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 05:44 PM (rmVvL)

378 Right wing, straight edge, and traditional is the new counter culture. Prepare yourselves young members of teh Horde and reap the rewards.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:44 PM (2qHjF)

379
If you want hemp, you breed it to get tough, stalky plants with lots of bast for making rope. If you want weed, you breed it to have big buds, by killing off the manplants so the females' buds get big and swollen, yearning for a manplant to come and fertilize then with their big hairy stamens.

You don't breed for big buds it's all in how the plant is pruned during growth

Posted by: CNN Legal Team at June 26, 2017 05:44 PM (lKyWE)

380 Hemp grown for clothes and rope doesn't have the same THC quantity as weed.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 05:44 PM (7QnCd)

381 OT: fun story about Canada being overwhelmed by 3500 illegals who fled the US after Trump was elected:

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/ asylum-seekers-canada-fled-trump-now-trapped-legal-101501170.html


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 26, 2017 05:44 PM (UBzPO)

382
Eh?



Not paying attention around oxen pulling a plow or other large working farm animals is a good way to end up maimed for life.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2017 05:31 PM (jhqr1)


It's probably safer to be slightly tipsy behind a farm plow than working in an early factory. One of the reasons for the rise in the temperance movement, IMHO, is the industrial revolution. The mass migration of people from the countryside into cities amplified the negative effects of alcohol.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 26, 2017 05:45 PM (fKWf6)

383 My wife has niece who has a daughter that I've never seen wearing girl's clothing. /i]

Its frustrating but girls don't seem to like to wear girl's clothes any more. Its like culture is pushing everyone into a uniform single meaningless gender. Everyone dresses and acts the same, neither male nor female.

Seems like that was a sci fi story of some kind....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2017 05:45 PM (39g3+)

384 If you want hemp, you breed it to get tough, stalky plants with lots of bast for making rope. If you want weed, you breed it to have big buds, by killing off the manplants so the females' buds get big and swollen, yearning for a manplant to come and fertilize then with their big hairy stamens.

It's still the same plant.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 26, 2017 05:40 PM (ul9CR)

====

There is also a difference in how it is harvested. For pot, you need to spike the base of the plant to shock it and send the THC up the stalk and out to the buds. Then it needs to hung upside down until the stalk is dried out.

Posted by: GOULD at June 26, 2017 05:45 PM (QoDdh)

385 I don't know about a pity F---, but I might be willing to sit still to receive a pity BJ after a few drinks.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 26, 2017 05:45 PM (LWu6U)

386 Biggest killer up to 1900 was stomach cancer.

Ugh, what a terrible way to go.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2017 05:46 PM (jhqr1)

387 Somebody should ask Obama to whistle.

Posted by: steevy at June 26, 2017 05:46 PM (rmVvL)

388 The civilized side become so decadent that it is no longer viable, and the uncivilized side gains power in comparison.


Collapse comes when same people give up on the "civilized" society and refuse to defend it. They think maybe the barbarians will be better, somehow.


Then the barbarians take over, and that ends badly, and the remnant rebuilds.
---

This is actually a pretty viable theory.

Right now, I think that's what's happening in Western Europe. Eastern Europe is still OK, and (prayeing) I still think the non-decadents have the majority in the US.

Posted by: shibumi at June 26, 2017 05:46 PM (aT+Bx)

389 Its like a rose is a rose... except wild ones have smaller, less complex
flowers and more thorns. They're still technically roses, both.



But not the same plant.


We need to define terms. When you say the "same plant", most people accept that the definition of same plant is "capable of interbreeding". Are we talking species or cultivars?

Posted by: pep at June 26, 2017 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

390

some guy on The Specialists getting hot under the collar re: travel ban.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2017 05:46 PM (fceHP)

391 Christopher R Taylor: "I remember an interview with a rock star, can't remember who, but he basically said that: its cool to have like 4 groupies pile on you all at once but the tenth time you're looking for something more interesting."

That liar! I was there! I just wanted to talk about art and, still, all he wanted were my boobs. He really wasn't that into interesting.

Posted by: 5th Groupie at June 26, 2017 05:46 PM (H8S+R)

392 361 If I had to choose between sleeping with Lena Dunham or the Michael Phelps tranny, I would just ride the wave and give Dunham a good time.

Dunham would have to shave her pits first...

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 26, 2017 05:46 PM (7LRwl)

393 >>Then it needs to hung upside down until the stalk is dried out.

It's how you get trannies too.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2017 05:46 PM (/tuJf)

394 Anyone seen the chicken? I need to, uh, talk to it...

Posted by: Leftist at June 26, 2017 05:46 PM (m3iiU)

395 There is also a difference in how it is harvested. For pot, you need to spike the base of the plant to shock it and send the THC up the stalk and out to the buds. Then it needs to hung upside down until the stalk is dried out.

Somewhere in there is a hell of a recipe for the Moron Cookbook...

Posted by: JEM at June 26, 2017 05:46 PM (TppKb)

396 Which makes them... not the same.



Its like a rose is a rose... except wild ones have smaller, less
complex flowers and more thorns. They're still technically roses, both.



But not the same plant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2017 05:43 PM (39g3+)

Similar to the difference between field corn vs sweet corn. Both technically corn but farmed for vastly different markets.

Posted by: X-ray at June 26, 2017 05:47 PM (6hUAo)

397 The thing is, Romney could have handled that well by simply double-taking and asking 'Are you high?!'

Posted by: Grump928(c)
==





Hence Trump.

Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 26, 2017 05:47 PM (Uxokn)

398 It's the same species. Same plant. Of all the threads to have this argument in... The dude wearing a dress IS STILL A DUDE!!!!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 26, 2017 05:47 PM (UBzPO)

399 Ahhhhhhhhh

/runs screaming...

Its turned into a GARDENING THREAD!!!!

Posted by: Don Q. at June 26, 2017 05:47 PM (NgKpN)

400 That liar! I was there! I just wanted to talk about art and, still, all he wanted were my boobs. He really wasn't that into interesting.

You got the bonus plan

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2017 05:47 PM (39g3+)

401
Not paying attention around oxen pulling a plow or other large working farm animals is a good way to end up maimed for life. Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2017 05:31 PM (jhqr1)


Felling trees to clear a field for farming use to kill alot of people

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 26, 2017 05:47 PM (lKyWE)

402 stomach cancer killed al-Hajjaj, the infamous Muslim governor of Iraq.

Mesopotamia in the early 700s, which means "between-river land", and not allowed to drink any alcohol. life expectancies for actually-observant Muslims then and there must have been poor.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 26, 2017 05:48 PM (xgqmG)

403 Ah, the latest brawl at the HQ: hemp vs ganja.

I vote for the latter.

And yes, different genetics. Ask anyone who's been getting high over the past 45+ years how much the product has changed.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 26, 2017 05:48 PM (Id9+8)

404 So, what's the problem here?

Posted by: Fudge J. Packer at June 26, 2017 05:48 PM (Tyii7)

405 339 I have googled it and the USDA and other botany organizations state that hemp is one variety of the family cannabis and marijuana is a different variety. Apparently hemp is a tall cane like variety used for industrial purposes and oil and marijuana is a leafy female plant of a different variety.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 26, 2017 05:48 PM (tCSTx)

406 If you are a man in your middle or late 30's and sort yourself out and go hardcore traditional, right wing, and straight edge, you have a very good chance of marrying and having kids with a young or middle 20 something in the very near future.

Hope is not lost. Prepare yourselves for the counter culture movement.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:48 PM (2qHjF)

407 Anyone seen the chicken? I need to, uh, talk to it...
Posted by: Leftist


Bottom rail on top, fucker. Now I'm comin' for YOU. I'm sporting Obamacare-funded transwood.

And boy, do I have a comb straight out of West Side Story.

Bend over.

Posted by: The Rooster at June 26, 2017 05:48 PM (TppKb)

408 Hemp is my fourth favorite stooge.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2017 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

409 Nobody is going to smoke hemp.

Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 05:49 PM (7QnCd)

410
Its frustrating but girls don't seem to like to wear girl's clothes any more. Its like culture is pushing everyone into a uniform single meaningless gender. Everyone dresses and acts the same, neither male nor female.
---
IDK.

I wore skirts daily for 10 years in private school. So not a fan.

Do I wear them for special events? Sure.

But daily? No.

Men and women pretty much have the same jobs now, and life is just easier to navigate in pants. I hate to admit it, but if I'm comfortable, I'm going to have a better day than if my feet are in heels and throbbing by 1pm.

Posted by: shibumi at June 26, 2017 05:49 PM (aT+Bx)

411 A reminder of the attitude last year, to cheer people up

http://tinyurl.com/ycffqfgs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2017 05:50 PM (39g3+)

412
I am in favor of tag-team weed smoking.

Because half of us needs to stay grounded.



Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 26, 2017 05:50 PM (Uxokn)

413 You want to flaunt your perversion or your mental disease, by all means, you go girl.

You want me to have sex with you while doing so? Nah. I guess the only thing left at that point is to go fuck yourself.

And I mean that, sincerely.

Get help, and cutting off body parts does not qualify as "help."

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 26, 2017 05:51 PM (NXsWM)

414 "OT: fun story about Canada being overwhelmed by 3500 illegals"

If they're overwhelmed by that, they really need to shut their poutine-holes about US immigration.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 26, 2017 05:51 PM (H8S+R)

415 And yes, different genetics. Ask anyone who's been getting high over the past 45+ years how much the product has changed.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 26, 2017 05:48 PM (Id9+


Ain't touched the stuff for fifteen years ... and didn't much then. But my Old Man still smokes like a chimney. And he echoes your assessment.

If I got back into it ... I'd need Sticky Green Lite.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 26, 2017 05:52 PM (tRLIC)

416 Nood

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2017 05:52 PM (Ot7+c)

417 Well, who knows about who is dating?

They will do what they are told.

As predicted by Bob Hope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5PInhXkfvs

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2017 05:52 PM (RFeQD)

418 I have googled it and the USDA and other botany organizations state that hemp is one variety of the family cannabis and marijuana is a different variety. Apparently hemp is a tall cane like variety used for industrial purposes and oil and marijuana is a leafy female plant of a different variety.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 26, 2017 05:48 PM (tCSTx)

It's all about the breeding.. see 403.

What do have in your yard? Tall Fescue? All Festuca arundinacea. There are probably 200-300 varieties of Tall Fescue. All bred for different characteristics. Some more "desirable" than others.

Posted by: golfman at June 26, 2017 05:52 PM (48QDY)

419 Lots of straight sex in the vagina is the new punk rock/counter culture. What a time to be alive!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 05:52 PM (2qHjF)

420 OT: fun story about Canada being overwhelmed by 3500 illegals"


If they're overwhelmed by that, they really need to shut their poutine-holes about US immigration.
--

Yeah, that's probably not going to happen.

The only identity Canada has now is as America's Hat.

Plus they just elected someone who makes freaking Marcon look like an alpha male.

/Canada needs to remember: if they had something we wanted, we would have annexed them decades ago.

Posted by: shibumi at June 26, 2017 05:53 PM (aT+Bx)

421 Men and women pretty much have the same jobs now, and life is just easier to navigate in pants. I hate to admit it, but if I'm comfortable, I'm going to have a better day than if my feet are in heels and throbbing by 1pm.
Posted by: shibumi at June 26, 2017 05:49 PM (aT+Bx)

I wear skirts every day, and I do not wear high heels. I do everything from gardening to bike riding to camping and it just isn't a big deal. I'm not saying that everyone should or even could do so, but it is not a limiting thing as far as I'm concerned.

My husband prefers that I wear skirts, which is nice, because so do I.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 26, 2017 05:54 PM (NXsWM)

422 I see someone mentioned "The Crying Game" upthread.

That always seemed to me to be exactly how one of these dates would go as -

the best scenario possible is the guy thinks that the tranny is a girl-

And kiss kiss kiss

and then the pants come off and....

Bingo Bango! A Wango!


Commence throwing up...like so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alPQgx7SGms




In more fun news-


Jackie Chan has a new movie coming out that looks tres awesome!

"The Foreigner"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alPQgx7SGms


Posted by: naturalfake at June 26, 2017 05:56 PM (NyJwR)

423 Gender may be a "fluid social construct" , but thank heavens, nookie isn't....

Posted by: macleod at June 26, 2017 05:58 PM (I7blG)

424 Nope. William Randolph Hearst (the newspaper magnate) is the reason the plant was demonized. He had just invested a ton into paper mills to supply his papers when hemp paper threatened to undercut his investment. He is responsible for the propaganda attacks that turned the country against marijuana and outlawed it..

Hemp and the stuff you smoke are the same plant.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 26, 2017 05:27 PM (UBzPO)



And yet, the government during the World Wars was actually encouraging farmers to grow it for rope and other fibers. "Hemp For Victory"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3rolyiTPr0

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 26, 2017 05:59 PM (ujg0T)

425 CNN Reporter Complains About Being Blackballed After Spending Press Briefing Interrupting Spicer

After the briefing was over, Acosta did a stand-up shot from the White House and complained to CNN viewers that Sean Spicer has refused to take questions from CNN for weeks now.

Weve largely been just blackballed during these briefings, Acosta said.

LMAO...Imagine that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2017 06:03 PM (5y11N)

426 I wouldn't for the same reason I wouldn't climb a tall structure - there's no guarantee I wouldn't look down.

I also use this reason for why I don't date outside my species.

Posted by: Got it all figured out at June 26, 2017 06:03 PM (A3b6q)

427 You know what that article sounds like - every reddit red pill post on how its tough to get laid written by 35 year old virgins. You know, the post that sites like Jezebel and Gawker post as sad examples of patriarchal oppression becomes no one "owes them sex".

Is no one going to point out that Femmezone is just glitter-applied Friendzone that is a blatant marker of being a shitlord?

Posted by: Blerg at June 26, 2017 06:04 PM (Y8Krp)

428 339 For F's sake, just google "difference between marijuana and hemp".... SAME PLANT!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 26, 2017 05:36 PM (UBzPO)

Didn't we have this same discussion on the gardening thread a few weeks ago re: broccolli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts and I believe mustard, all different cultivars of the same Brassica species

Posted by: Fox2! at June 26, 2017 06:06 PM (brIR5)

429 Is no one going to point out that Femmezone is just glitter-applied Friendzone that is a blatant marker of being a shitlord?

Posted by: Blerg at June 26, 2017 06:04 PM (Y8Krp)


See above. If a straight man had written that shit it would be decried as RAPE CULTURE!!!eleventy!


Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 26, 2017 06:06 PM (fKWf6)

430 It's how you get trannies too.
Posted by: JackStraw

bravo...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 26, 2017 06:07 PM (LWu6U)

431 As an aside, I collect dictionaries. I pulled a few off my shelves today and sought out the words transsexual and transgender. I could not find either in any of the dictionaries I sampled and one was a medical dictionary. Granted the publication years were 1957, 1961 and 1963, when men were men and women were women. Those were the days my friend . . . http://tinyurl.com/l5zxc68

Posted by: Locke Common at June 26, 2017 06:09 PM (zSXXo)

432 I'm pretty sure Barack has a firmly held gay sex position.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 26, 2017 06:25 PM (0ecq3)

433 I dunno. Last month's Family Handyman magazine's rear cover was an IKEA ad with a picture of two men on a couch in a (non-sexual) intimate pose, with some text around 'everyone deserves their dream home'.

No FIXA drill anywhere in the picture, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2017 05:01 PM (DMUuz)

...

C'mon. Those guys couldn't even hang a couple shelves, let alone put together IKEA furniture.

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at June 26, 2017 06:26 PM (yL25O)

434 9 So are trannys giving out BJ's?


Asking for a friend.


Posted by: Dr Spank


Giving out? No. Trading. Probably.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 26, 2017 06:27 PM (0ecq3)

435 I commented elsewhere that one consequence of this is as follows:
If (1) declining sex with someone just because you don't want to is hate and bigotry, does it not follow that (2) those coeds who have second thoughts after screwing a guy, and then yell "rape" are therefore hateful bigots?

Posted by: George LeS at June 26, 2017 06:27 PM (+TcCF)

436 435
I commented elsewhere that one consequence of this is as follows:

If (1) declining sex with someone just because you don't want to is
hate and bigotry, does it not follow that (2) those coeds who have
second thoughts after screwing a guy, and then yell "rape" are therefore
hateful bigots?

Posted by: George LeS at June 26, 2017 06:27 PM (+TcCF)

No. The purpose for this meaningless gabble is so Leftists can manipulate their enemies.

Posted by: Monty James at June 26, 2017 06:36 PM (gKOMX)

437 It's a nice dream about asking things like "how many genders there are", but it doesn't do squat. They ignore that. Rand Paul, during the primaries, made this point with his "go ask Debbie" response to an abortion question. Covered almost solely by conservative sites.

Posted by: George LeS at June 26, 2017 06:39 PM (+TcCF)

438 No, no, no!
There's no agenda at all!
Move along.
Nothing to see here.

Posted by: America's HatŠ at June 26, 2017 07:45 PM (N3eZN)

439 if it dont get you laid, the fad is doomed. Prediction: gender fluidity disappears due to lack of new recruits.

Posted by: potadas at June 26, 2017 07:47 PM (PyV7v)

440 Not everyone buys into gender fluidity. You got your fake titties and lipstick. If you're expecting a heterosexual male to find you appealing, you (and the heterosexual male) are in for a big surprise.

Posted by: Ned at June 26, 2017 08:11 PM (Nnmy9)

441 When asking Dems if they will do trannies, always point out there are new personal hygiene products always coming out on the market.

It might help in their decisions.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 26, 2017 08:18 PM (UsCnO)

442 Now, now, Billy... don't you think you're being a little unfair and old-fashioned? You must be aware by now that this school's reputation for forward-thinking makes it unseemly for us to crank out graduates with unfair and old-fashioned mindsets.

You get my drift? Now, Wendy really likes you. Forget about your childhood friendship with Wendell; he doesn't exist anymore. There is only the girl named Wendy, who loves you and, frankly, deserves your love in return.

Don't think of it as her penis; think of it as her she-ness. Do the right thing, here, and graduating from this school will remain an option for you. Do the wrong thing, and... well, you don't to do the wrong thing, now, do you? Hmm?

Posted by: Some high-school principal in the not-too-distant future at June 26, 2017 09:26 PM (3YxFh)

443
Dick. Crazy. Some disassembly required.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 26, 2017 09:38 PM (pNxlR)

444 Well, if they can't commit daily to something as simple as gender.... Who wants to go on a date with (apparently) a woman only to wake and find out It is a man?

Posted by: Mr. MaGoose at June 27, 2017 09:03 AM (0dmP2)

445 So, these mentally ill people didn't realize this would be a thing? Not very smart. Kills me that they are upset about it. DUH. I guess they can all date and screw each othter

Posted by: SheilaK at June 27, 2017 11:17 AM (XB1VA)

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