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Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Swan
Michael Zavros Okay...so it's from this century. Shut up. DON'T JUDGE ME!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, now with keys to the time machine at June 26, 2017 10:29 PM (Eynls)
Have a serene day, CBD. Let the beauty wash over you.
My title is "Ascot Hat on Maxine Water's Wig"
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2017 09:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 09:23 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2017 09:23 AM (TppKb)
Have a serene day, CBD. Let the beauty wash over you.
Prunes.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 09:23 AM (FeRav)
Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2017 09:23 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Carries ACME Products for Our Democrat Customers! at June 27, 2017 09:23 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 27, 2017 09:24 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 09:24 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 09:24 AM (Fy1TT)
Posted by: Kris at June 27, 2017 09:24 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 09:24 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: dantesed at June 27, 2017 09:24 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:25 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 09:25 AM (Fy1TT)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 09:26 AM (/tuJf)
I love these things.
Lessee....I se-e-e-e-ee.....
A vagina!
or
A Swallow-tailed Butterfly.
Do I win anything?
Am I sane?
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2017 09:26 AM (9q7Dl)
I'm going to get my library to buy your old book. I suggest others do the same.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2017 09:26 AM (u82oZ)
Speaking of Royal Ascot hats:
http://tinyurl.com/y78bg6zt
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 09:26 AM (X6fMO)
Spicer and/or Trump invites O'Keefe to press briefing. Gives podium to O'Keefe to expound on recent and past reporting (thinking Acorn here, to parlay into voter fraud discussion.)
Spicer presents O'Keefe with some kind of award. Yes it'll be made up but it will drive the libs (further) insane.
Trump walks in, steps up the microphone, points to cnn, 'You're fired. Leave.'
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 27, 2017 09:26 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Zombie Georgia O'Keefe at June 27, 2017 09:26 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 09:27 AM (5J1TA)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2017 09:27 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Cenk Uhhgurr at June 27, 2017 09:27 AM (Cx3uc)
Oregon Muse gave me the idea in the chess thread. There are some serious fashion mistakes in that compilation. Maybe they need LEDs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2017 09:28 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Kris at June 27, 2017 09:28 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Zombie Georgia O'Keefe at June 27, 2017 09:26 AM (ul9CR)
Its like one of those stories you read about, where the murder victim's genitals are cut off and stuffed in his mouth. How can anyone DO that?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:28 AM (CPk08)
Speaking of Royal Ascot hats:
http://tinyurl.com/y78bg6zt
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 09:26 AM (X6fMO)
My stewardess friend was there this past weekend. I'd love to post her photos of all the hats, but I don't know if she would want me to without her permission.
Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2017 09:28 AM (7HtZB)
17 Ooo! a Rorschach blot!
I love these things.
Lessee....I se-e-e-e-ee.....
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2017 09:26 AM (9q7Dl)
Inkblot
No, you're supposed to tell me what it reminds you of.
Reminds me of an inkblot.
How about this one?
Different inkblot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:29 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2017 09:26 AM (u82oZ)
Thank you! Every little bit helps.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 09:29 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 09:29 AM (ul9CR)
Whatever...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:29 AM (pNxlR)
SWAN!!!!!
Posted by: Simon Skinner at June 27, 2017 09:30 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: The Schlong at June 27, 2017 09:30 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 09:30 AM (5J1TA)
Its like one of those stories you read about, where the murder victim's genitals are cut off and stuffed in his mouth. How can anyone DO that?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:28 AM (CPk0
Don't push me, asshole.
Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at June 27, 2017 09:30 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2017 09:30 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 09:31 AM (rmVvL)
Michael Zavros
His cousin Davros laughs as Zavros' creation has no chance of taking over the universe
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2017 09:31 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 09:29 AM (ul9CR)
That pun is a pollen.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:31 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 27, 2017 09:31 AM (LeI1X)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 09:31 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: Alan Swann at June 27, 2017 09:31 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 27, 2017 09:31 AM (nQHw/)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 09:29 AM
*Golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 09:32 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 27, 2017 09:32 AM (nQHw/)
See what I just stepped in?
That's why we can never have nice things.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 27, 2017 09:32 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Cenk Uhhgurr at June 27, 2017 09:32 AM (Cx3uc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 27, 2017 09:32 AM (LeI1X)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 09:29 AM (ul9CR)
That pun is a pollen.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:31 AM
I haven't got the stamen-a to keep up with these puns.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 09:33 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 09:33 AM (659DL)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 09:33 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at June 27, 2017 09:33 AM (B0+zi)
38 I do fear for O'Keefe's life in this climate.The left is always possibly violent but right now they are completely unhinged.
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 09:31 AM (rmVvL)
Agreed.
And I'm pretty sure that O'Keefe knows it. Compare photos of him when he started to now. He used to be a scrawny little spitfuck, now the dude's kind of jacked. He's DEFINITELY been hitting the gym over the last few years.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:33 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Jmel at June 27, 2017 09:33 AM (bIkwf)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 27, 2017 09:32 AM (nQHw/)
If you're a Lily, yes. Snuff porn.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:34 AM (CPk08)
If your a conservative, that is you think for yourself, you are presumed guilty.
Posted by: Locke Common at June 27, 2017 09:34 AM (zSXXo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 09:33 AM (p+Wdc)[/i
*
*
We're all rooting for you.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 27, 2017 09:34 AM (LeI1X)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 27, 2017 09:34 AM (LeI1X)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 09:33 AM (p+Wdc)
Shoot, I didn't start it, bud.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:34 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 09:35 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2017 09:35 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 27, 2017 09:35 AM (LeI1X)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 09:33 AM (p+Wdc)
You need to petal faster.
Posted by: golfman at June 27, 2017 09:36 AM (SchFD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2017 09:36 AM (u82oZ)
I haven't got the stamen-a to keep up with these puns.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 09:33 AM (p+Wdc)[/i
Just don't anther them...maybe we can stamen the tide of these awful puns....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 09:37 AM (wYseH)
https://petalsandwings.blog/tag/bees-on-waterlily/
OK, there's a bit of gang banging going on, but those showy eudicots are into that stuff.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:38 AM (CPk08)
While you don't have to get in, you should go over and take a deep inhalation, to remind yourself how close you came.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 09:38 AM (B0+zi)
Posted by: Locke Common at June 27, 2017 09:38 AM (zSXXo)
Let me guess--is there a bollard involved? Maybe a shoe?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 09:38 AM (659DL)
59 Close. Too close.
"The Barrel"
*
*
I have a closing tag for italics and bold in my sig, as others have suggested!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 27, 2017 09:38 AM (LeI1X)
Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2017 09:39 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 09:35 AM (MdC1o)
Mmmm. Lily.
http://tinyurl.com/ybpmtgss
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 09:39 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2017 09:39 AM (B0+zi)
Posted by: Locke Common at June 27, 2017 09:39 AM (zSXXo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Add strikeout & underline and you too can save a run-away blog!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 09:40 AM (FeRav)
48 LoL. Do a Google image search for "side of beef" and see what's listing like a half-sunk freighter... besides actual meat.
Posted by: Cenk Uhhgurr at June 27, 2017 09:32 AM (Cx3uc)
Side o' Beef, Idling at a Bollard
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:40 AM (pNxlR)
I haven't got the stamen-a to keep up with these puns.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 09:33 AM (p+Wdc)[/i
Just don't anther them...maybe we can stamen the tide of these awful puns....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 09:37 AM (wYseH)
The stigma of being a proto-Muldoon scares me. But at least he does it in style.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:41 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Locke Common at June 27, 2017 09:41 AM (zSXXo)
Posted by: Cenk Uhhgurr at June 27, 2017 09:32 AM (Cx3uc)
Side o' Beef, Idling at a Bollard
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 09:41 AM (FeRav)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 09:42 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2017 09:42 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2017 09:42 AM (u82oZ)
I have a closing tag for italics and bold in my sig, as others have suggested!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
A Real Moron comments without a pussy safety net of closing tags.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:42 AM (XWkhW)
I suspect that ACORN falling for his amazingly over the top story and their complete willingness to facilitate child sex slavery both surprised him and opened his eyes to just how *evil* progs are.
Given ACORN's acceptance of his ridiculous back-story, it may explain the credence placed in the "Russian hookers peeing" report by the left.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 27, 2017 09:43 AM (sEDyY)
Posted by: The Man on the White Ottoman at June 27, 2017 09:44 AM (B0+zi)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:42 AM (XWkhW)
Well that's a relief. I thought I was just an idiot.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:44 AM (CPk08)
--
I'm thinking you mean a uterus? Nonetheless, I lol'd.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 27, 2017 09:45 AM (mQ0Mc)
And yes, I saw Pussy Safety Net open for Steely Dan at the Cow Palace back in '81.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:45 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Locke Common at June 27, 2017 09:41 AM (zSXXo)
Anytime the letters "i m g" are in a link Pixy replaces with 3 underlines ___.
If you uppercase "IMG" Pixy leaves alone.
pbs.twIMG.com/media/DDRHMGLXsAINQKV.jpg
It's part of the master plan for world domination.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 09:46 AM (PduNE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 09:46 AM (659DL)
Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2017 09:46 AM (2z74n)
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 09:47 AM (2Mnv1)
*
*
"What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Plan how to take over the world . . . and Ace's blog."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 27, 2017 09:47 AM (LeI1X)
93 I think I'll just clam up about this one.
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 09:47 AM (2Mnv1)
Hey, the world is your oyster.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:47 AM (XWkhW)
And yes, I saw Pussy Safety Net open for Steely Dan at the Cow Palace back in '81.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:45 AM (XWkhW)
What a great concert!
Posted by: Wendy O. William's Sledge Hammer at June 27, 2017 09:47 AM (CPk08)
93 I think I'll just clam up about this one.
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 09:47 AM (2Mnv1)
Hey, the world is your oyster.
*
*
You people are just being shellfish.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 27, 2017 09:48 AM (LeI1X)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur<<<
Somebody always has to mussel their way into the picture.
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 09:49 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: This is CNN at June 27, 2017 09:50 AM (zZWkn)
Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2017 09:47 AM (2Mnv1)
Hey, the world is your oyster.
*
*
You people are just being shellfish.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 27, 2017 09:48 AM
Oh, for the love of cod, here we go with the fish puns.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 09:50 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Dang at June 27, 2017 09:50 AM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 09:50 AM (l4aLi)
Pretty sure I did this one night back in 2007 via John Podesta's server.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 09:51 AM (B+qrE)
Do we see flowers, or a bird?
It's not so clear cut, take my word
For the point's to evoke
And the mind's eye to stoke
So indeed, it's not all that absurd!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 27, 2017 09:51 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Dang at June 27, 2017 09:51 AM (8b+oT)
Yeah uterus. I mix up lady parts sometimes.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 09:51 AM (5J1TA)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 09:52 AM (l4aLi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2017 09:52 AM (uDQyq)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2017 09:53 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 09:53 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 27, 2017 09:53 AM (LeI1X)
Glenn. Greenwald.
When he thinks you are peddling wild conspiracy theories maybe you ought to clean up your act.
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 09:53 AM (Fy1TT)
That ain't a swan. It's a flower in a shell on a mirror.
Damn man ... if we just can't call things as they are ... we're pretty much screwed.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 27, 2017 09:53 AM (tRLIC)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 27, 2017 09:53 AM (EAFEJ)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 27, 2017 09:54 AM (uBQPh)
Posted by: Cenk Uhhgurr
what if I was going to Google "big ugly fat Anatolian steer" ...
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 09:55 AM (asZIB)
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2017 09:55 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: This is CNN at June 27, 2017 09:55 AM (zZWkn)
Just aim for the parts the bikini covers up.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 09:53 AM (/tuJf)
So tan lines are my GPS.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 09:55 AM (5J1TA)
It shouldn't be too hard. Ace is due to ban himself again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:55 AM (pNxlR)
No, seriously. It's not a running gag I was there she wasn't opening for anybody.
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 09:55 AM (Fy1TT)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 09:56 AM (gcme+)
Damn man ... if we just can't call things as they are ... we're pretty much screwed.
It's a tax.
Posted by: John AudobonRoberts at June 27, 2017 09:56 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 09:56 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 09:56 AM (X6fMO)
the murder victim's genitals are cut off and stuffed in his mouth. How
can anyone DO that?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:28 AM (CPk0
Sharp knife. Couple of guys to hold, easy.
Posted by: Pablo Escobar's Sicarios at June 27, 2017 09:56 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2017 09:57 AM (u82oZ)
When he thinks you are peddling wild conspiracy theories maybe you ought to clean up your act.
Yeah, up is down and all that.
We don;t just have Trump as president - and who imagined they would be trilled about that? - but we have Wikileaks to thank for (finally) slaying Hillary and the Dem/MSM machine, and /pol/ as the true resistance troops in the fight against the Commie, establishment Left.
Strange times, man...
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 09:57 AM (NOIQH)
No, seriously. It's not a running gag I was there she wasn't opening for anybody.
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 09:55 AM (Fy1TT)
Not during the show, at least.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 09:57 AM (X6fMO)
No, seriously. It's not a running gag I was there she wasn't opening for anybody.
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 09:55 AM (Fy1TT)
I was dragged to a drum circle show in New Paltz. Things you agree to for the slight chance of getting some.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 27, 2017 09:58 AM (5J1TA)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 09:58 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM (Fy1TT)
Posted by: Corona at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM (/GAGc)
My smoke detector has been chirping. I replaced the battery - still chirping. The smoke detector is 25 years old so I figured it was time to replace the detector.
Bought a new hardwired CO/smoke detector with 10-year battery backup. Managed to successfully install the new detector without electrocuting myself. Still chirping, despite the new detector having a verbal 'low battery' warning and not a chirp.
In installing the new detector I realized that the 3 smoke detectors must be connected to each other, so I changed the batteries in the other detectors in case that was the problem, although I've never had to replace all the batteries at the same time in the past. Still chirping.
What the heck is going on? I really don't want to have to call an electrician if it's just a matter of replacing the other smoke detectors, which I'm planning on doing soon anyway.
I want the chirping to stop TODAY!
Posted by: biancaneve at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM (A/iod)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM (hMwEB)
Check out some of his other works. I came across a couple of charcoal on paper pieces that are damn near photographic. I can't imagine how he achieved the effect with charcoal.
Thanks, CBD, as always.
Posted by: JTB at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 09:57 AM (X6fMO)
At least, THAT show.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM (CPk08)
The keyboard player is from Bosnia and as a legal immigrant, is pleased to see the immigration laws getting enforced.
https://dreammachine432.bandcamp.com/
If you want to check them out on U Toob, search for 'Matthew Melton'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4arXq4sXTLc
Posted by: fluffy at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 10:00 AM (Fy1TT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:01 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2017 10:01 AM (zLDYs)
1. Brews into a carafe
2. Actually keeps it hot without cooking it AND
3. Doesn't dribble all over like an old man's dick when you try to pour coffee in the damn cup?
It's a simple request but I don't think so.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:02 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: biancaneve at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM (A/iod)
I've had that happen before. A good vacuum cleaning, then blowing with air usually cures the problem.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 10:02 AM (PduNE)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 27, 2017 10:02 AM (ty7RM)
It's the detectors saying replace me. Lifespan of the detector is usually rated as 10 years. Batteries have nothing to do with it. Smoke detector installation is normally regulated.
Good luck.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2017 10:03 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM (Fy1TT)
An artist of taste and refinement.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 10:03 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Sheppy Smith at June 27, 2017 10:03 AM (2snAa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:04 AM (B+qrE)
142 Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2017 10:01 AM (zLDYs)
Aside from leaving out, "They dined on schnitzengruben", one can now say, "And now you know... the rest of the story."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 27, 2017 10:04 AM (hMwEB)
Take the unopened one back to the store
and get straight battery operated detectors.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2017 10:05 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 27, 2017 10:05 AM (hLRSq)
Acosta and CNN arrived to POTUS event in the Rose Garden to find seat
placard removed, equipment moved - WH aides scrambled to get them seat.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 10:05 AM (NOIQH)
It would have to go into an insulated carafe to do that, I believe.
Posted by: fluffy at June 27, 2017 10:05 AM (jw2Xw)
I want the chirping to stop TODAY!
Posted by: biancaneve
12 gauge.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 10:06 AM (FeRav)
I want the chirping to stop TODAY!
Posted by: biancaneve at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM
Are you sure there isn't a bird trapped in your wall?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2017 10:06 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:04 AM (B+qrE)
_____
I have one at the house, but the remote office for work is usually only me all day. I might have to get one, but a BUNN is serious overkill for 1-2 days a week at best.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:06 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2017 10:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 10:07 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 10:07 AM (asZIB)
Posted by: biancaneve at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM (A/iod)
You're going to have to burn the house down tomake it stop.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 27, 2017 10:07 AM (uiwCw)
Acosta and CNN arrived to POTUS event in the Rose Garden to find seat
placard removed, equipment moved - WH aides scrambled to get them seat.
Posted by: Lizzy
Troll level: Galactic Overlord
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 10:07 AM (FeRav)
Posted by: Paladin at June 27, 2017 10:07 AM (lP8dE)
have to call an electrician if it's just a matter of replacing the other
smoke detectors, which I'm planning on doing soon anyway.
I want the chirping to stop TODAY!
Posted by: biancaneve at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM (A/iod)
Is anything on fire?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 27, 2017 10:07 AM (UBzPO)
Computer love
Posted by: Kraftwerk you mo t.v. herfuckers at June 27, 2017 10:08 AM (2snAa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:08 AM (B+qrE)
placard removed, equipment moved - WH aides scrambled to get them seat.
Those aides need to be fired with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2017 10:08 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 27, 2017 10:08 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 27, 2017 10:07 AM (UBzPO)
_____
well crap, now that you mention THAT possibility..
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:08 AM (MdC1o)
154 From an hour ago - LOL:
Acosta and CNN arrived to POTUS event in the Rose Garden to find seat placard removed, equipment moved - WH aides scrambled to get them seat.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 10:05 AM (NOIQH)
WH staff should have told them that their placard was taped underneath the seat and then taken some candid snaps of VFN staffers with their pastry-bloated asses in the air as they looked beneath the seats.
Humiliate them nine ways from Sunday. I want sobbing!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 10:09 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 10:10 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 27, 2017 10:10 AM (gz+wn)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 10:10 AM (asZIB)
I'm sure the irony of their situation never occurs to them.
Posted by: troyriser at June 27, 2017 10:10 AM (Fw5cQ)
Acosta and CNN arrived to POTUS event in the Rose Garden to find seat placard removed, equipment moved
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Russians.
Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 27, 2017 10:11 AM (Uxokn)
Cultivating ethnic groups for votes is racist.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:11 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 10:12 AM (zZWkn)
Alinsky #13 - Pick a target, freeze it, personalize it and polarize it.
Also a bit of #6 8 thrown in.
*No idea what's going on in the Rose garden - Sec. Perry is giving the press conference today, but this may be something else...
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 10:12 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at June 27, 2017 10:12 AM (0O7c5)
158 Get yourself a BUNN commercial unit if you are a serious coffee person.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:04 AM
Be sure to get the model endorsed by noted climate scientist, Dr. Michael Mann.
Yes, the MANN BUNN.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 10:12 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 10:12 AM (p+Wdc)
From an hour ago - LOL:
Acosta and CNN arrived to POTUS event in the Rose Garden to find seat
placard removed, equipment moved - WH aides scrambled to get them seat.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 10:05 AM (NOIQH)
Love it. Hope they are sitting in the back, can't hear a thing with their visibility limited. If they had "gravy huts" on the lawn, I'd sit them next to those.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 27, 2017 10:13 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:13 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:13 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: This is CNN at June 27, 2017 09:55 AM
You talk like fags.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 10:12 AM (p+Wdc)
And their shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:14 AM (0mRoj)
We're giving drilling permits for parcels offshore from John Kerry's place.
I WILL PAY FOR THIS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:14 AM (B+qrE)
I'm still waiting for my jet-pack, but I'll take it.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 27, 2017 10:14 AM (ty7RM)
Enough with the gay stuff already.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:13 AM (/tuJf)
Right? Everything from jewelry to cell phone plans to soup to yogurt is ghey these days.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:15 AM (0mRoj)
Metaphor.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 10:15 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:15 AM (B+qrE)
182 Did we miss anything?
Posted by: This is CNN at June 27, 2017 09:55 AM
Yes, your indictment for fraud. Now there are arrest warrants out for your evasive asses.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 10:15 AM (pNxlR)
Metaphor.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 27, 2017 10:15 AM (xJa6I)
Nothing goes over your head.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:15 AM (0mRoj)
well crap, now that you mention THAT possibility..
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:08 AM (MdC1o)
Talk about bad luck! First the annoying sound, and THEN a fire breaks out. dang! Some days, you just can't win.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (gcme+)
Get back to me when it's high energy lasers on a hovertank.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (gcme+)
Cloud spirit? It's all that weed she smokes.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (7ZVPa)
195 Back in la-la land, Miley Cyrus identifies as an ageless, cloud spirit or something like that.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (gcme+)
She's a fart?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 10:17 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (gcme+)
______
So, rehab didn't stick then?
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:17 AM (MdC1o)
Get back to me when it's high energy lasers on a hovertank.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (B+qrE)
And gynoid catgirls.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:17 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 10:18 AM (NOIQH)
My smoke detector has been chirping. I replaced the battery - still chirping. The smoke detector is 25 years old so I figured it was time to replace the detector. "
Is your detector wired into the alarm system? It could be a problem with that link. If yes, call the alarm company.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 27, 2017 10:18 AM (uBQPh)
See main page/sidebar in blue for link/info.
Chop, chop, or it'll be the wooden spoon for you.
Posted by: Kitchen Timer at June 27, 2017 10:18 AM (EqvVS)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:18 AM (MdC1o)
Get back to me when it's high energy lasers on a hovertank.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (B+qrE)
And gynoid catgirls.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:17 AM (0mRoj)
Especially the gynoid catgirls.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 10:18 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at June 27, 2017 10:12 AM (0O7c5)
I once did a pastel fruit bowl still-life for my mother for Mother's Day. One of her little old lady friends saw it and wanted one, too. Since she was a friend of my mother's (and a sweet little old lady), I said sure. Pretty soon, all of my Mom's friends wanted one and I didn't have the heart to charge any of them. This went on for weeks, months even. Every spare moment seemed occupied with knocking out a frigging flower arrangement or a fruit bowl.
I can't hardly look at a still-life without getting little-old-lady-who-won't-pay-me flashbacks.
*shudders*
Posted by: troyriser at June 27, 2017 10:19 AM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (7ZVPa)
Now you've done it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNFZuPYSquY
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:19 AM (B+qrE)
Would you settle for a jet bike?
Soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMJpXA_1C5Y
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:19 AM (/tuJf)
Go to Home Despot, get the integrated smoke/Co1 detectors. They have a 10 year power source. I changed mine out last year; one less thing to f with on a Saturday.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 27, 2017 10:20 AM (ty7RM)
*makes note to self to buy silk one*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 10:20 AM (PY9jH)
58 House Republicans have signed a letter to Ginsburger saying she is bound by law to recuse herself from the Trump Travel Ban case.
To my knowledge that scrunt has never recused herself from any case.
http://tinyurl.com/y6wd3dhb
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2017 10:20 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:20 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 10:21 AM (asZIB)
Not a lot of detail to go on here, but are any of the other units CO detectors also? A CO detector has a limited life span and will chirp when that date that is reached. Usually starts in the middle of the night. I'm not 100% sure, but I'm under the impression that the feature is burned into the circuity and is required for the device to have a UL certification.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 27, 2017 10:21 AM (kUmUV)
213 Ola mes amigos.
What are the Liberals crying about today?
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:20 AM (uLuPn)
Seat assignments on their short bus.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 10:21 AM (pNxlR)
Keep it up, idiots, keep it up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 10:22 AM (PY9jH)
Do I get an Honorable Mention on the Wall of Shame?
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:22 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (gcme+)
She's a fart?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
I passed her this morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 10:22 AM (FeRav)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2017 10:22 AM (0pcwX)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 10:21 AM (asZIB)
______
That explains all the "traffic" she's seen.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:23 AM (MdC1o)
I imagine she parties hard enough that she has ten years tops of being identified as ageless.
Now excuse me while I watch Wrecking Ball in HD.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2017 10:23 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2017 10:23 AM (mpXpK)
See, you're still messing with me: that rendering doesn't look much better than the Popular Science colored pencil drawings. I'll believe it when I'm zipping over East St. Louis laying down covering fire.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 27, 2017 10:23 AM (ty7RM)
Love the Demtards taking selfies while they do a sit-in over healthcare.
Keep it up, idiots, keep it up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2017 10:22 AM
They appear to be winning that particular fight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2017 10:23 AM (IqV8l)
213 Ola mes amigos.
What are the Liberals crying about today?
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:20 AM (uLuPn)
Seat assignments on their short bus.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 10:21 AM (pNxlR)
They're not happy about the taste of the windows either.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:23 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2017 10:22 AM (0pcwX)
How many Army Guys got blown up with these prototypes?
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:23 AM (uLuPn)
Do I get an Honorable Mention on the Wall of Shame?
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:22 AM (uLuPn)
Yeah? Well, I think my recipe for "Surfing Vodka" is probably the only one ever rejected (at least, it probably should be), so I get a place too.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 10:24 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 10:24 AM (gcme+)
Take a look at my link at 209. These guys are working the military right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:24 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2017 10:24 AM (FbWGf)
The first big Clinton holiday is June 27, CLINTON ARIZONA DAY. That's the day we all put out the Arizona sunburst flag to remember Bill Clinton's June 27, 2016, accidental secret meeting with Attorney General Loretta Lynch in her airplane on the tarmac at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport. On this day this year, all of us will get together secretly with the prosecutor investigating our closest relative and talk about golf and grandchildren.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 27, 2017 10:24 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2017 10:23 AM (IqV8l)
That is because the retard Party has surrendered. They do not really want to get rid of Obamacare.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2017 10:25 AM (mpXpK)
My smoke detector has been chirping.
I want the chirping to stop TODAY!
Posted by: biancaneve at June 27, 2017 09:59 AM (A/iod)
Check for global warming influence. If not, check for fire.
Posted by: NDT/Bill Nye at June 27, 2017 10:25 AM (l4aLi)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:20 AM (uLuPn)
Seat assignments on their short bus.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 10:21 AM (pNxlR)
They're not happy about the taste of the windows either.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:23 AM (0mRoj)
Damn...lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 10:25 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:26 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:20 AM (uLuPn)
_____
My FB is full of pissing and moaning about the new fireworks law, making them legal to set off in Iowa, and how they are keeping the precious babies up late, or scaring the pet, or maybe traumatizing the poor PTSD sufferers.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:26 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (B+qrE)
Once they get the fusion bottle issue sorted, it is an easy step to the main plasma gun.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2017 10:26 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:23 AM (0mRoj)
Break out the Clorox Wipes.
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:26 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2017 10:27 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Jackson Pollock at June 27, 2017 10:27 AM (7iUYS)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:26 AM (uLuPn)
Vodka.
The key to the whole thing is that you hold the bottle between your legs and you use the unoccupied hand to open it.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 10:28 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 27, 2017 10:08 AM (hMwEB)
The next logical step is a Keurig that will do 3 or 4 cups at a pull.
I would consider buying one of those
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2017 10:28 AM (mkDpn)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:28 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: simplemind at June 27, 2017 10:28 AM (3zAMk)
Posted by: simplemind at June 27, 2017 10:29 AM (Ks2dO)
bound by law to recuse herself from the Trump Travel Ban case.
YES!
That is how you do it.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 10:29 AM (NOIQH)
The key to the whole thing is that you hold the bottle between your legs and you use the unoccupied hand to open it.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 10:28 AM (CPk0
I'm not even going to ask what the occupied hand is doing.
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:29 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:28 AM (uLuPn)
51st Clay Pigeon Unit
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:29 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sandy Salt at June 27, 2017 10:30 AM (7ieoi)
They're not happy about the taste of the windows either.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:23 AM (
LMAO!!!!
You are a sick person. Thank you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2017 10:30 AM (7iUYS)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:30 AM (uLuPn)
I am stoned. Trust me, it's still boring.
Posted by: Guy Who's Always Stoned at June 27, 2017 10:30 AM (ul9CR)
.
.
.No thanks....those things will be nothing but a huge target, everybody and their brother will be shooting at it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2017 10:31 AM (0pcwX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 10:32 AM (Hk/NM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 27, 2017 10:33 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Genderless, Ageless Miley Cyrus at June 27, 2017 10:33 AM (ul9CR)
Should be on the steering wheel.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 10:32 AM (Hk/NM)
Okay, now I get it "Surfing" Vodka.
Having a Senior Blonde Moment.
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:33 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 10:33 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:26 AM (uLuPn)
Vodka.
The key to the whole thing is that you hold the bottle between your legs and you use the unoccupied hand to open it.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 10:28 AM (CPk0
What is occupying your other hand while you're surfing? We really don't want to know, do we?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 10:33 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 10:34 AM (rZ+mb)
I've known 3 people who died of CO poisoning in 2 different events, just in the small town I live in. Of course in these parts everybody burns something to heat with, but CO is not to be messed with.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 27, 2017 10:34 AM (kUmUV)
Yea, I don't think it will be used in the fashion it is in the video but they are looking at multiple self-contained airborne platforms for a variety of purposes.
Point is the technology exists and it works. I expect to see lots of stuff coming soon. I saw some very cool drone technology last week, this stuff is right around the corner.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:34 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 27, 2017 10:34 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 10:32 AM (Hk/NM)
No, that's "Blunt Force Trauma Vodka". Different recipe.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 10:34 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:35 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2017 10:31 AM (0pcwX)
James Bond used one to get away from the bad guys in a movie, but I have seen one demonstrated once, and they are really, really noisy.
Posted by: Colin at June 27, 2017 10:35 AM (Z3vLh)
The background has a bluish purplish tint.
Pretty!
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:36 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:35 AM (MdC1o)
California is a carcinogen.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 27, 2017 10:36 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 27, 2017 10:36 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 10:36 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 27, 2017 10:33 AM (KP5rU)
Don't knock it till you've tried it, h8er.
Posted by: Caligula at June 27, 2017 10:37 AM (X6fMO)
Bottom refelction looks like the skullcap of the Golden Scalp Weasel.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 27, 2017 10:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:38 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 27, 2017 10:38 AM (KP5rU)
So, CNN reports that you have 400+ recipes already. Have you an idea how many will make up the cookbook?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2017 10:39 AM (7iUYS)
Great way to thin out Gitmo and distract the enemy at the same time!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 10:39 AM (FeRav)
He may have had to branch out into floral arrangements, for their is a pestilence on the land, and even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 10:39 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 10:40 AM (zZWkn)
Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2017 10:41 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 10:41 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 27, 2017 10:41 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 10:41 AM (gcme+)
AND THAT'S WHY ALL OIL AND GAS COMPANIES ARE SO EVIL AND MUST BE SHUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Posted by: an NYT reporter who doesn't know the difference between CO and CO2 at June 27, 2017 10:42 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 10:40 AM (zZWkn)
The worst thing about CO is that it's a greenhouse gas!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 10:43 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 10:44 AM (l4aLi)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 27, 2017 10:44 AM (e8kgV)
I don't understand the idea of a hovertank. Armor is heavy. Anti-grav/repulsors/etc. would presumably work better on lighter vehicles- bikes, scout cars.
Heavy armored units should have wheels, treads and/or legs. Legs have their own issues, but backup/emergency wheels on the undercarriage might work, depending on the design. Though a antigrav dingus may be useful to increase speed or maneauverability, a floating tank just sounds inefficient.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 27, 2017 10:44 AM (u0s1P)
Wild Parship is not to be ****** with either.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:45 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 27, 2017 10:45 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 10:16 AM (gcme+)
She's a fart?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 27, 2017 10:17 AM (pNxlR)"
GOLF CLAP
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 27, 2017 10:45 AM (uBQPh)
Sent you a good one last night. Be sure to make it for Christmas. I think at this point my friends and family would disown me if I stopped making it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 10:45 AM (p+Wdc)
I'm convinced that many if not most Sheeple think that the CO2 "pollution" "causing" CAGW is the same as deadly CO.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2017 10:45 AM (nlbfN)
Since 2010 they have lost over 1,000 seats in every form of government.
They did this to themselves, Bless Their Hearts.
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:45 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 10:41 AM (sBOL1)
Groovy. Thanks for the hard work. I wasnt sure whether to believe the CNN report, but you seems o have confirmed it.
WAS THAT A CONFIRMATION BLUEBELL? IS IT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE MORE RECIPES THAN YOU CAN USE AND THAT MANY WILL BE CUT AND THEN PEOPLE WILL DIE OF STARVATION!? YES OR NO!
/CNN
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2017 10:46 AM (7iUYS)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 27, 2017 10:46 AM (e8kgV)
House Republicans have signed a letter to Ginsburger saying she is
bound by law to recuse herself from the Trump Travel Ban case.
YES!
That is how you do it.
Posted by: Lizzy
They might as well write a letter to Santa Claus for all the good that will do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2017 10:46 AM (IqV8l)
I actually remember a time when every lefty was not abjectly stupid.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:46 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:45 AM (MdC1o)
You mean the Giant Hogweed?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracleum_mantegazzianum
Yeah, you want to be careful with that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 10:47 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 10:47 AM (sBOL1)
Wild Parship is not to be ****** with either.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:45 AM (MdC1o)
That to.
I wonder what a gallon of RoundUp will fetch on the black market?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 10:48 AM (l4aLi)
Affordable? I thought this was going to be free to those of us with Platinum Membership.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:48 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 10:48 AM (zZWkn)
I'm convinced that many if not most Sheeple think that the CO2 "pollution" "causing" CAGW is the same as deadly CO.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2017 10:45 AM
The "2" means it's twice as bad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2017 10:48 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2017 10:30 AM (7iUYS)
Any time! I'll be here all week!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:48 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:48 AM (/tuJf)
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Nope. Weasel and I are trying to raise enough funds to buy our own Platinum Memberships.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 10:48 AM (sBOL1)
According to Jane Sanders, $35 billion.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:49 AM (B+qrE)
I look at those blots and think, I am never going to be able to blow my nose as thoroughly as Mr. Rorshach.
Posted by: Hater of baseball and oysters at June 27, 2017 10:49 AM (2lks9)
It must be the same. That other thing is plant food.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 10:50 AM (+7/1f)
Black, with logo on the back and a small reference on the front.
It would be great if you had both men's and ladies sizes.
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:50 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2017 10:45 AM
The "2" means it's twice as bad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2017 10:48 AM (IqV8l)
They both have carbon. Carbon is deadly to life on the planet.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:50 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:49 AM (B+qrE)
Roundup kills 1 million Americans every day. We cannot ignore this public health crisis.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 10:50 AM (CPk08)
That there was hilarious.
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:30 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:50 AM (0mRoj)
Affordable? I thought this was going to be free to those of us with Platinum Membership.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:48 AM (/tuJf)
You bought one of those? That money goes to Vic's tip jar. Which goes to a bottle a' brown, which his neighbor steals.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2017 10:51 AM (7iUYS)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:51 AM (uLuPn)
So you two 1%ers get our treasured recipes for free and then you turn around and sell them for your own profit?
This is how wars start.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:51 AM (/tuJf)
Don't take the bait, Bluebell. Don't that path lies dark memories that cause Ace to shed.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:51 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 10:51 AM (gcme+)
Black, with logo on the back and a small reference on the front.
It would be great if you had both men's and ladies sizes.
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:50 AM (uLuPn)
Seconded. If possible, I think putting the web address on there would be a good idea as well.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 27, 2017 10:51 AM (72PAC)
Ironic since the entities complaining are carbon based life forms - or was that your point and it just went over my head?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 27, 2017 10:52 AM (kUmUV)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:53 AM (MdC1o)
Black, with logo on the back and a small reference on the front.
It would be great if you had both men's and ladies sizes.
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:50 AM (uLuPn)
Seconded. If possible, I think putting the web address on there would be a good idea as well.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
Mousepads. Coffee mugs. RTic Drink Tumblers.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 10:53 AM (FeRav)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 10:47 AM
As opposed to Cookbook 1: Cooking with Gas?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 10:53 AM (p+Wdc)
Noooooooo
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:53 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2017 10:53 AM (7iUYS)
Remember where you are...yessssssss.....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:53 AM (B+qrE)
He's as dirty and compromised as that weasel Comey.
It's becoming more apparent day by day that the LE and IC apparatuses of this country are criminal enterprises. run for the benefit of the Democrat party and it's affiliated satellites and operatives.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 27, 2017 10:53 AM (D95+j)
A woman on facebook was apoplectic that I told her that CO2 wasn't toxic and so not pollution. She told me to park my car in a closed garage and find out. She was quickly corrected by myself and two other climate skeptics.
How strange that the knuckle-dragging neanderthal side should be quick with the science stuff they learned in high school.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2017 10:54 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:54 AM (uLuPn)
I See What He Did There.
I quite like it. Actually looks like something. Nary a hint of nihilism, existential angst, drunkenness or lack of skill.
Art.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 27, 2017 10:54 AM (xEjFe)
Mousepads. Coffee mugs. RTic Drink Tumblers.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 10:53 AM (FeRav)
Mankinis.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 10:54 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: blaster at June 27, 2017 10:54 AM (Fy1TT)
Yes, they have. It went about as well as you would think it would.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:54 AM (/tuJf)
#twoweeks
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 10:54 AM (sBOL1)
Black, with logo on the back and a small reference on the front.
It would be great if you had both men's and ladies sizes.
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 10:50 AM (uLuPn)
Seconded. If possible, I think putting the web address on there would be a good idea as well.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
Mousepads. Coffee mugs. RTic Drink Tumblers.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 10:53 AM (FeRav)
I've been agitating for AOSHQ merch for years. The logo, the quote and the web address would be all you need.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:55 AM (0mRoj)
You're right, they should do nothing because this tactic is not perfect.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 10:55 AM (NOIQH)
Oh, boy.
Back in the early days of the HQ, there were some t-shirts.
It did not go well.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:55 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 27, 2017 10:55 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: This is CNN at June 27, 2017 10:55 AM (zZWkn)
Oh, boy.
Back in the early days of the HQ, there were some t-shirts.
It did not go well.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:55 AM (B+qrE)
I don't recall this. What happened?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:56 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:51 AM (B+qrE)
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Yeah, I wasn't around for that but I've heard some dank references.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 10:56 AM (sBOL1)
Been thru a HS "science class" lately? I'm guessing not...
and no, the t shirts didn't go over well.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2017 10:56 AM (MINbv)
difficulty level: Dumbass easy
4 parts flour
1 part garlic salt
1/2 part cayenne pepper
Speckled trout fillets (or any damn fish you can get)
Get a skillet hot (almost smoking) with equal parts olive oil and butter. Dredge fillets in flour mixture and knock off most of it. About 60-90 seconds a side and pull out.
Cover with fresh cut green onions.
Eat.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 27, 2017 10:56 AM (uBQPh)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:54 AM (/tuJf)
______
So some tribe in Sub-saharan Africa ended up with them? Not a bad thing I guess, at least they were able to replace the last Bears loss in superbowl shirts.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:56 AM (MdC1o)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:57 AM (/tuJf)
this country are criminal enterprises. run for the benefit of the
Democrat party and it's affiliated satellites and operatives.
=====
As Hill herself said in a debate that all 17 (!) intelligence agencies agreed with her, I think that is a given. Maybe that was her warning to DJT that if he crossed her there would be consequences because she had them all in her pocket.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 27, 2017 10:57 AM (MIKMs)
Ace was left holding several bags.
He remains longbow-level bitter over this.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:57 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2017 10:22 AM (0pcwX)
(1) Look at the skeet!
(2) Don't run out of fuel.
(3) No one wanted the asbestos underpants.
(4) Landing, as Icarus noted, is always the difficult part.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Trump the Covfefe brought to you by The Outrage Outlet Summer Spectacular! at June 27, 2017 10:57 AM (hLRSq)
I mean what could go wrong there?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2017 10:58 AM (7iUYS)
Ace was left holding several bags.
He remains longbow-level bitter over this.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:57 AM (B+qrE)
Ouch. That's why you use CafePress or someone similar to make them on demand.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 10:58 AM (0mRoj)
Ace was left holding several bags.
He remains longbow-level bitter over this.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:57 AM (B+qrE)
Do said shirts still exist? I'd buy one.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 27, 2017 10:58 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 10:57 AM (/tuJf)
--------
Who? You?
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 10:58 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2017 10:58 AM (gcme+)
How many times a day does Hillary think to herself
"I could have been President"
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 27, 2017 10:58 AM (+7/1f)
Ace was left holding several bags.
He remains longbow-level bitter over this.
Posted by: Circa
Cafe Press. Where it's not made until you order it. They just keep the artwork.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 10:58 AM (FeRav)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2017 10:59 AM (mpXpK)
maybe we should get rid if the Oxygen (and solve global warming); Oxygen is bad you
Have you seen what it does to metal?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2017 10:59 AM (IqV8l)
fireworks law, making them legal to set off in Iowa, and how they are
keeping the precious babies up late, or scaring the pet, or maybe
traumatizing the poor PTSD sufferers.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 10:26 AM
Yeah...it's that time of year up here, when the electronic road signs scream the reminder that fireworks are illegal here in the People's Republic.
Of course...just over the border in New Hamster we can get whatever we want. Assuming someone would do that. I certainly don't advocate any cross border shenanigans like that. Not at all...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2017 10:59 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 10:59 AM (B+qrE)
No, although that would have sent sales through the roof.
What the heck was her name? I just remember she filled out a t-shirt nicely.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 11:00 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2017 11:00 AM (MINbv)
Posted by: a silicon-based life-form from gamma delta three at June 27, 2017 11:00 AM (nlbfN)
Have you seen what it does to metal?
Have you seen what it does to metal when mixed with dihydrogen monoxide?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 11:00 AM (FeRav)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 11:01 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Michael Zavros at June 27, 2017 11:01 AM (xAvrH)
Not much, really...
Heh
Posted by: Aluminum at June 27, 2017 11:02 AM (MINbv)
FINALLY!! Some of the Popular Science promises are coming true: Army Testing High Energy Lasers on Apache Helicopters!
Please tell me that they're gonna rename the laser-armed Apache as the Tiburon.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 11:02 AM (XWkhW)
We can't talk about that until you read the chapter on Ugg Boots.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 11:02 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 11:01 AM (uLuPn)
Used to be every thread was closed out with 4.2 metric fucktons of lace wigs spam.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 11:03 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 11:00 AM (/tuJf)
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So in other words, you only remember the important stuff. Got it.
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 11:03 AM (sBOL1)
Nothing really.
Just go to your bathroom mirror, and repeat the phrase thrice while staring at the glass.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2017 11:03 AM (MINbv)
Not much, really...
Heh
Posted by: Aluminum
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 11:03 AM (FeRav)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 11:00 AM (FeRav)
Yeah! I just signed a petition banning that dihydrogen monoxide stuff! It kills hundreds of thousands every year!
Posted by: Very smart gender studies major proud to be patting xerself on the back at June 27, 2017 11:03 AM (72PAC)
|
"McCain-Feingold"
|
"Get the Money out of politics!"
|
McCain Institute Refuses to Disclose Big Donations
John McCain - Hypocrite
Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 27, 2017 11:03 AM (Uxokn)
Posted by: René Magritte at June 27, 2017 11:03 AM (xAvrH)
Ingredients
2 cups nut of choice, toasted whole
1 tablespoon salt
1 cup water
1 1/4 cups light corn syrup
2 1/2 cups sugar
4 tablespoons butter
3 teaspoons baking soda
Preparation
In a nonstick saucepan, heat and stir sugar, corn syrup, water and salt over medium heat until sugar has dissolved. Over high heat, using a candy thermometer, cook sugar mixture to a hard crack stage (290°).
Add nut of choice and butter and cook to 300° stirring all the time to keep the nuts from burning. Pull off heat at 300° and stir in baking soda while beating to froth for 30 seconds.
Pour at once on to 4 well buttered 15 1/2 by 10 by 1-inch pans. Spread with a spatula as thin as possible. As the brittle cools you may use gloves to hand stretch the brittle which will give it a better eating quality.
When the sheet of brittle has cooled place in a black plastic bag and beat it repeatedly with a heavy hammer. Then beat it again.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 11:03 AM (l4aLi)
"Why don't you combine...the men and women play together, and then we don't have to guess," McEnroe said.
We'll have that soon enough - lotta guys already winning women's sports events because they identify as female.
https://twitter.com/johndurant/status/879718464843206657
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2017 11:03 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2017 11:03 AM (7HtZB)
Not much, really...
Heh
Posted by: Aluminum at June 27, 2017 11:02 AM (MINbv)
Pussy.
Posted by: Potassium at June 27, 2017 11:03 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 27, 2017 11:04 AM (MINbv)
Well, back before pixy was upgraded to the efficient model it is now spammers were pretty common. So were site crashes. So much there was a shadow AOSHQ created for those days the blog called in sick. Did I mention there were two ways to comment? Yep, one didn't work well, and the other worked worse.
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 11:04 AM (MdC1o)
Yep. I'm a bottom line, net-net kind of guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 11:04 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Samdra Fluke at June 27, 2017 11:05 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 11:06 AM (uLuPn)
Well, back before pixy was upgraded to the efficient model
it is now spammers were pretty common. So were site crashes. So much
there was a shadow AOSHQ created for those days the blog called in sick.
Did I mention there were two ways to comment? Yep, one didn't work
well, and the other worked worse.
===
On December 2, 2009 , the AOSHQ spam became self-aware.
"Rise of the Machines-For-Sale"
Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 27, 2017 11:06 AM (Uxokn)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 11:06 AM (MdC1o)
Yeah. That two or three day blackout was delerium tremors inducing.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 11:06 AM (FeRav)
Remember when we had 3 equal branches of government, with checks and balances so no one branch was more powerful than another. yeah...good times, good times. Congress has so neutered itself the past 8 years, they are virtually irrelevant. And, I can't see how to put the smoke back in that bottle.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 27, 2017 11:06 AM (ty7RM)
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Posted by: Potassium at June 27, 2017 11:06 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 11:07 AM (FeRav)
Some are going to think you are kidding, IP.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 11:07 AM (B+qrE)
In a nonstick saucepan, heat and stir sugar, corn syrup, water and salt over medium heat until sugar has dissolved. Over high heat, using a candy thermometer, cook sugar mixture to a hard crack stage (290).
>Throw on Antifa Protester.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 27, 2017 11:03 AM (l4aLi)
Saved you a few steps.
Posted by: golfman at June 27, 2017 11:07 AM (SchFD)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 11:07 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 11:08 AM (uLuPn)
This really has nothing to do with the last 8 years. SC justices have a unique right not granted to any other level of the judiciary.
Other levels have judicial oversight groups that enforce things like recusal over judges. No such body exists for the SC, they historically have been left to police themselves. Doesn't work so well with today's extreme leftists who think they have special rights because they are better than us.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2017 11:09 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2017 11:06 AM (uLuPn)
This is an enduring mystery: why the hell anyone would want to buy something called a lace wig.
It is probably a question best left unanswered. Like "Who would fuck Chelsea Clinton?" Just don't ask. The world is better off.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 11:09 AM (CPk08)
I guess the moral is don't assume you know what the problem is.
Thanks for all your somewhat helpful suggestions.
Posted by: biancaneve at June 27, 2017 11:09 AM (A/iod)
We can't talk about that until you read the chapter on Ugg Boots.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 11:02 AM (B+qrE)
So there is a Moron Fashion Handbook?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2017 11:09 AM (7iUYS)
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Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2017 11:09 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2017 11:10 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 27, 2017 11:10 AM (sBOL1)
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 27, 2017 11:07 AM (B+qrE)
_______
Yea, kids these days will never know the struggle.
My fondest memory was Ace started getting linked to a lot, then the site crashing, and then him declaring no more F-bombs in the comments until after the 2008? election. That lasted what, maybe a week before he himself went off on an Obama rant?
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 11:11 AM (MdC1o)
Might be easier to smuggle into CA than gallon jugs.
Posted by: barbarausa at June 27, 2017 11:14 AM (Elk67)
Posted by: IP at June 27, 2017 11:11 AM (MdC1o)
I remember that. I could only lurk in those days (for the most part). Jut about wet myself laughing.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 27, 2017 11:14 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2017 09:33 AM (XWkhW)
I recall his very first vid, when he posed as a pimp getting an abortion at PP for his underaged ho (and PP didn't ask any questions).
He was such a completely improbable pimp that it just shows how stupid the PP woman was, because she clearly fell for it.
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