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Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/26/17) First Monday of The Week Edition
Quote I
So many books, so little time.Frank Zappa
Quote II
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Quote III
A psychologist said to me, there are only two important questions you have to ask yourself. What do you really feel? And, what do you really want? If you can answer those two, you probably can leave your neuroses behind you. Harold Ramis
When Evangelicals become useful idiots for Islamism.
The Christian church has not escaped this agenda. In fact, it has become a major target. The Left, in concert with its allies among atheists, Islamists, and the homosexual lobby, is engaged in a multi-front war to destroy what remains of our nation's Christian bedrock. One of the fronts in this war comes under the innocuous heading "Interfaith Dialog". It sounds so compelling: a mutually beneficial outreach for "differing faith traditions" to find common ground and join forces to mend the fractious divisions between Muslims, Christians, Jews, and for that matter, practically everyone else.Sharia and The Ten Commandments. Not even close.
Imam Rauf tries to blame sharia's amputation and stoning on Biblical Law: "Sharia is not about amputations and stoning. These extreme punishments carry over from earlier, biblical law" and "Within the history of Islam, they have rarely occurred. What Islamic law does prescribe are the same do's [sic] and don'ts of the Ten Commandments." Imam Rauf's article is, to say the least, misleading -- especially regarding the Ten Commandments. Sharia is not only incompatible with Western legal system but is the direct opposite of Western values; it has violated all ten of the Ten Commandments. Islam was created 600 years after Christianity not to affirm the Bible, but to discredit it; not to co-exist with "the people of the book" -- Jews and Christians -- but to replace them. It is hard to read Islamic law books without concluding that Islamic values are essentially "a rebellion against the Ten Commandments."
The technology responsible for alerting the NYPD to Ortiz's shooting is known as ShotSpotter, whose 16-year-old parent company went public on June 7. In more than 90 cities across the US, including New York, microphones placed strategically around high-crime areas pick up the sounds of gunfire and alert police to the shooting's location via dots on a city map. The technology builds on existing surveillance tools, many of which are aging, grainy-video cameras that don't record sound and produce footage officers review only after a crime has been committed. ShotSpotter also sends alerts to apps on cops' phones.
The Faculty Lodge, Canada. The issue: Supply and Demand.
“Ultimately the biggest problem that appears after today’s discussion is one of supply,” Sousa said in an interview this week. Finance ministers were told demand is “quite high” for marijuana already in Canada, he said. “So we want to make certain that, when we do proceed, there is sufficient supply to accommodate the activity because what we’re trying to do is curb the illicit use and organized crime that now exists around it.” Trudeau’s framework for legalization, unveiled in April, will rely on Canada’s provinces to set up sale and distribution regimes, while at minimum selling recreational pot by mail beginning some time before July 2018. Key details including taxation remain up in the air. Federal Finance Minister Bill Morneau has said he favors a tax rate that will starve out the black market, one of the government’s key objectives. “That as a conclusion would lead us to say taxation rates have to be low,” Morneau told reporters after the June 19 meeting, where he said they discussed the need for a “coordinated” approach
June 26, 1974, Cher divorced Sonny Bono after 10 years of marriage. Four days later, Cher married guitarist Gregg Allman, the couple split 10 days after that, got back together and split again. They did stay married for three years, producing Elijah Blue Allman via thisdayinmusic.com
It occurred to me as we toured the Escobar home: why are the most ruthless and violent people throughout history always men? If there’s ever been a mega-violent, drug-slinging dominatrix, I’ve sure never heard of her. Or what about a murderous dictator? Rebel military commander? Serial killer? Playground bully? Again and again, almost all men. Men perpetrate over 76% of the violent crime in the US. Worldwide that statistic is likely much higher.2 Men are 10 times more likely to commit murder and nine times more likely than women to end up in prison.3 Men commit 99% of the reported rapes and sexual assaults.4 And boys perpetrate 95% of the violent crimes at the juvenile level.5
Former Teacher of The Year takes on the Establishment. The problem of unions is on trial. Good luck in California.
Bhavini Bhakta never intended to become an activist, but after being laid off six times in the first eight years of her career as an elementary school teacher in the Pasadena suburbs, she decided to get involved in the education reform movement. She focused first on challenging seniority-based layoffs, which in turn led her into conflict with the California Teachers Association. Now she is a plaintiff in Bain v. CTA, a case which challenges the dues structure of unions as a violation of the First Amendment. The suit seeks to restore voting rights on union matters to agency fee payers, who pay full dues for representational activities but opt out of paying for lobbying and political activities.
Trump's White House breaks from tradition. Muslim celebration, no longer celebrated.
Donald Trump’s government has not held an iftar dinner for the end of Ramadan, breaking a Muslim tradition held at the White House for more than two centuries. The iftar dinner occurs at sunset at the end of the holy month of Ramadan, the ninth month of the Islam lunar calendar and a time of prayer, reflection and fasting.
And the problem is?
But did Trump really break tradition?
Again, what if he did?
Justice Neil Gorsuch, So far, so good.
Associate Justice Neil Gorsuch has now written three opinions — a majority, a partial concurrence and a dissent. All three show the Supreme Court’s newest justice to be a confident, committed textualist with a distinctive writing style — and a justice who is not afraid to challenge his new colleagues.
Would you like a tattoo? Do you need it hidden? Arm pit tats. OUCH!
Angry Beaver.
They’re cheap, small and portable, and incredibly easy to make at home. You can keep them in hiking packs, car glove compartments, garages, etc. You never know when one will come in handy and either provide some weekend entertainment, or perhaps even save your life. Below, I walk you through the simple steps in making homemade smoke bombs on your kitchen stove.No, your significant other's cooking does not count.
Another reason not to jog. Runner attacked by rabid raccoon.
Acting on instinct, Borch dragged the raccoon in to the puddle, then forced its head under the water. Belly up, the raccoon clawed fiercely at her arms, but Borch held it under until ““its arms sort of of fell to the side.” Borch pulled her thumb free and ran home. Her mom rushed her to the hospital, while her dad retrieved the dead raccoon to test it for rabies.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron at June 25, 2017 09:35 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 26, 2017 09:51 PM (6gk0M)
One of the greatest lies of the pro-abortion Left is that they are "personally" against abortion, but believe in "choice" based on the "right to privacy" between a doctor and a pregnant woman--that the government shouldn't inject its opinion into that realm.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13594
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 26, 2017 09:52 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 26, 2017 09:52 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 26, 2017 09:52 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 26, 2017 09:52 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 26, 2017 09:53 PM (6n332)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 26, 2017 09:53 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 26, 2017 09:53 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 26, 2017 09:53 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2017 09:53 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 26, 2017 09:51 PM (6gk0M)
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I love it when this happens to you.
El Oh Fcuking El.
Posted by: GOULD at June 26, 2017 09:54 PM (QoDdh)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 26, 2017 09:55 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 09:55 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2017 09:55 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 26, 2017 09:55 PM (e9G8E)
♫♪
So not tired
Not tired of winning
Not tired of winning with you
So not tired
Not tired of winning
Not tired of winning with you
I was a lonely voter
I had nobody 'til I met you
Now you keep a-me winning
All of the time
What can I do?
It's your deal
And you can tweet what you want
Tweet what you like
But please just keep a-me winning
Please just keep a-me winning
'Cause I'm so not tired...
♬♩
etc
apologies to Davies, Ray
Posted by: mindful webworker - minstrel vagabond halfwit theologian at June 26, 2017 09:55 PM (hGZJP)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 26, 2017 09:55 PM (l0fAp)
Posted by: Wynona at June 26, 2017 09:56 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2017 09:56 PM (v5iqM)
El Oh Fcuking El."
-Posted by: GOULD at June 26, 2017 09:54 PM (QoDdh)
That's okay... LOL! I was hoping it would happen, sooner or later!
Humility is good for the soul.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 26, 2017 09:57 PM (6gk0M)
Neither Christianity nor Judaism share a thing with Islam.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 26, 2017 09:58 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 26, 2017 09:57 PM (6gk0M)
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True dat!
Posted by: GOULD at June 26, 2017 09:58 PM (QoDdh)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, now with keys to time machine at June 26, 2017 09:58 PM (Eynls)
Posted by: f'd at June 26, 2017 09:59 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 26, 2017 09:59 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2017 09:59 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 26, 2017 09:59 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 10:00 PM (v7o4i)
http://www.mensfitness.com/life/entertainment/predator. -30th-anniversary-11-amazing-things-about-classic -arnold-schwarzenegger
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 10:00 PM (2qHjF)
http://tinyurl.com/y8pk7zls
Posted by: josephistan at June 26, 2017 10:00 PM (ANIFC)
If so, did you ask Ace for a recipe or to write the forward or something? He should contribute in some way.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:00 PM (Rsi2C)
See main page/sidebar in blue for info
Get to cookin !
Posted by: Kitchen Timer at June 26, 2017 10:00 PM (EqvVS)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 26, 2017 10:01 PM (e9G8E)
fly over West Virginia to demand Senator Heller vote against repeal of
obamamacare. Only problem? Heller is Senator from Nevada.
http://tinyurl.com/y8pk7zls
Posted by: josephistan at June 26, 2017 10:00 PM (ANIFC)
Oh, that is priceless! Bless your heart.
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 10:01 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2017 09:59 PM (zLDYs)
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Captain, bring this man a cigar!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2017 10:01 PM (l0fAp)
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 10:01 PM (TGZiX)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, covfefe moron at June 25, 2017 09:35 PM (Eynls)
*****
Unstoppable.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:01 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: f'd at June 26, 2017 09:59 PM (BO/km
He didn't have a lot of use for Dems either, just ask Tipper Gore.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 10:02 PM (ZTRlp)
So, they want to set up a state owned drug cartel in Canada. Kind of like Kentucky does with alcohol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2017 10:02 PM (jPLl0)
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 10:00 PM (v7o4i)
It is!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 26, 2017 10:02 PM (Id9+8)
"New technology helps police in 90 different cities."
That technology isn't new, and we've had it in crime hotspots here in the SF Bay Area for a while now, and frankly, the police aren't thrilled with it.
The majority of the shootings to which that system alerts them are of street thugs capping other street thugs.
So first off, if the cops arrive quickly, they may be coming into an ongoing gunfight. Yay. Then, once the cops have arrived, they'll often be working to protect and save a downed crim who, if he lives, one day in the future might return the favor by killing one of them. And, when the cops try to figure out who in particular fired the shots captured on audio by the system, of course nobody saw nuttin'.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 26, 2017 10:02 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, now with keys to time machine at June 26, 2017 10:02 PM (Eynls)
http://www.mensfitness.com/life/entertainment/predator. -30th-anniversary-11-amazing-things-about-classic -arnold-schwarzenegger
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 26, 2017 10:00 PM
I ain't got time to read.
Posted by: otho at June 26, 2017 10:03 PM (lmIoG)
Not only have just eaten a snickers bar and a pint of ice cream I am now shooting gummy bears 5 at a time.
WTF!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2017 10:03 PM (9A6UB)
***
Those problematic men built literally every part of the society you live in, and likely almost all of the products as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:03 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 26, 2017 10:03 PM (EqvVS)
:-)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:03 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: f'd at June 26, 2017 10:04 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2017 10:05 PM (zLDYs)
See main page/sidebar in blue for info
Get to cookin !
Posted by: Kitchen Timer at June 26, 2017 10:00 PM (EqvVS)
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We know this is Strawberry tarts assistant to Bluebell. You are not fooling anybody.
Posted by: GOULD at June 26, 2017 10:05 PM (QoDdh)
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 10:05 PM (TGZiX)
bluebell spoke with ace in one of the threads.
so he knows.
Posted by: concrete girl at June 26, 2017 10:03 PM
****
Hi Kitchen Timer sock! So you're in the know now? I'm glad you are bc I'm still playing catch-up with the rest of you here.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:05 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: GOULD at June 26, 2017 10:05 PM (QoDdh)
Just another corporate drone. smh
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 10:05 PM (EgOr3)
___
Pretty sure you are supposed to pee yourself and blow a whistle right?
Posted by: Some Liberal at June 26, 2017 10:05 PM (aZq03)
Christians don't come before God saying "look what I've done! Aren't you proud of me?" Christians come before God begging for mercy, because they believe, to a man, that we have sinned and fallen short. And while there may be individuals in history that justified violence on behalf of Christianity, nowhere does Christianity advocate it. Instead, it says we are to love our neighbors as ourselves (Mark 12:31), and forgive others "seventy times seven" (Matthew 18:22). Christianity calls for humility, not self-righteous preening, and the good works Christians do are supposed to be out of gratitude to their Savior, and to honor Him, not as a way to curry favor with God.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 26, 2017 10:06 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:06 PM (IDPbH)
Oh yea. The transcript of that hearing is great.
Posted by: f'd at June 26, 2017 10:04 PM (BO/km)
So is the LP.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 10:06 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2017 10:06 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, now with keys to time machine at June 26, 2017 10:06 PM (Eynls)
***
Are there going to be non-Islamic natives by 2040?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:06 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 26, 2017 10:06 PM (EqvVS)
>> of the society you live in,
These things go together. The same traits that lead to being more violent go hand in hand with inventing and building. It's the flip side of the same coin.
Men and women are different. Without men, society would fail. Without women, it would fail. They do different things, different purposes.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 26, 2017 10:07 PM (8O3HH)
Not only have just eaten a snickers bar and a pint of ice cream I am now shooting gummy bears 5 at a time.
WTF!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2017 10:03 PM
What kind of gun do you use?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2017 10:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:07 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:08 PM (aZq03)
Re: evangelical/ecumenical dilution of Christianity:
today at work in the tutoring center, one of my coworkers referred to 'extremism' from all religions and I called her out on it, (oh so calmly) and said christians don't blow themselves up, don't run over people with vans for their beliefs, and the Inquisition was hundreds of years ago. it felt great.
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 10:08 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Batterup at June 26, 2017 10:08 PM (mtGE/)
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Statistically, the answer is 'misandry'. It's obvious.
The science is settled.
Posted by: Kneel Grassy Tyson at June 26, 2017 10:09 PM (OdK9v)
I thought we agreed to move on and drop the subject.
Did we not?
And also, $2500??!!! Can't afford Vegas.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:09 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 26, 2017 10:06 PM (EqvVS)
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You are most welcome.
Posted by: GOULD at June 26, 2017 10:09 PM (QoDdh)
maybe if women were content drinking warm pruno in a leaky shack there would not be so much violence.
everyone knows it is better to go off and engage in some dangerous violent enterprise than try to rest with some miserable old harpy going on about wanting food, clothes, electricity, jewelry, spa visits.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:10 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 10:10 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:10 PM (IDPbH)
Ahem?
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, now with keys to time machine at June 26, 2017 10:10 PM (Eynls)
you know what is even better than armpit tattoos? armpit hickeys, then you do not need to get a tattoo to cover them up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:07 PM (0wem/)
It's fun to know somebody who knows stuff that nobody else knows. Although, you don't want them to know where you live.
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 10:10 PM (EgOr3)
they either have to forcefully deport the muzzies and any that stay behind will end up in camps segregated by sex and sterilized
also would not hurt to start sinking all those 'refugee' boats from Africa and the ME
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 10:10 PM (TGZiX)
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Come see the violence inherent in the patriarchal system!!!
Posted by: Dennis at June 26, 2017 10:11 PM (l0fAp)
Posted by: KT at June 26, 2017 10:11 PM (BVQ+1)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2017 10:11 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 26, 2017 10:11 PM (gwPgz)
Did we not?
And also, $2500??!!! Can't afford Vegas.
Posted by: L, Elle at June
read the email. that is not what I said.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:11 PM (0wem/)
1) Thank you.
2) Good for you except us Lutherans are still producing jello salads at church functions. Or worse, lutefisk.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 10:11 PM (ZTRlp)
Not only have just eaten a snickers bar and a pint of ice cream I am now shooting gummy bears 5 at a time.
WTF!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2017 10:03 PM (9A6UB)
If they're Haribo gummy bears, you'll need more TP.
Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2017 10:12 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:12 PM (Rsi2C)
https://youtu.be/0xGqfmvNVuk?list=PLAouhZrMPekoaCW2Lg_Ku2If8kLk4ID2v
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 26, 2017 10:12 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 10:11 PM (ZTRlp)
Ambrosia. Makes jello salad look pretty damn swanky.
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 10:12 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 26, 2017 10:12 PM (Uxokn)
maybe if women were content drinking warm pruno in a leaky shack there would not be so much violence.
***
Historically men do whatever will get them women.
It is amusing to listen to left leaning women complain about men's competitive nature in one breathe, and then complain again about how few "suitable" men there are for them in the next. Suitable in this case meaning wealthy, famous, and successful at work.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:13 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2017 10:13 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2017 10:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2017 10:14 PM (6jaju)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 26, 2017 10:14 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 10:14 PM (TGZiX)
to 'extremism' from all religions and I called her out on it, (oh so
calmly) and said christians don't blow themselves up, don't run over
people with vans for their beliefs, and the Inquisition was hundreds of
years ago. it felt great.
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you go grrrl...
and i'm a recovering Catholic that identifies as "meh".
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2017 10:14 PM (LeaWx)
They are and I have a pound bag of those and also sour patch gummies.
I don't know what to do!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2017 10:15 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Peaches at June
Peaches! So I have been sending my holiday cards to the wrong address?
The Beverly Hills Hotel
PH2
9641 Sunset Blvd
Beverly Hills, CA
90210
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:15 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:11 PM
****
I know, but I don't want to show up slumming. If that's what you're planning on for yourself, I'd like to be able to keep up with you. I was thinking about 1K.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:15 PM (Rsi2C)
Read, then post, what a pain in the ass. I may have to give er a try though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2017 10:15 PM (6jaju)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:15 PM (IDPbH)
It is amusing to listen to left leaning women complain about men's competitive nature in one breathe, and then complain again about how few "suitable" men there are for them in the next. Suitable in this case meaning wealthy, famous, and successful at work.
Posted by: 18-1 at June
yep
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:16 PM (0wem/)
then had a koran printed in English, the went WTF!!! everyone needs to know what is in this muther fucking koran!
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 10:16 PM (TGZiX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2017 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: f'd at June 26, 2017 10:04 PM (BO/km)
So is the LP
Porn Wars!
Posted by: f'd at June 26, 2017 10:16 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: L, Elle at June
read the email.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:17 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 10:12 PM (EgOr3)
Probably goes well with your Manhattan Clam Chowder recipe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 26, 2017 10:17 PM (wYseH)
***
That and Orlando Bloom was a mewling quim and his brother couldn't let him die with honor.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:17 PM (aZq03)
I denounce myself...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 26, 2017 10:17 PM (e9G8E)
For a million years we were bred for a single purpose: To kill and to chase tail.
Okay, that's two purposes. But both are true.
Then a few thousand years ago "marriage" was invented to "civilize" us.
Your Mileage May Vary.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 10:17 PM (RBVpT)
PH2
9641 Sunset Blvd
Beverly Hills, CA
90210
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:15 PM (0wem/)
They have strict instructions. And an incinerator. Love you, though, of course. It's the thought that counts!
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 10:17 PM (EgOr3)
I don't know what to do!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2017 10:15 PM (9A6UB)
Don't get far from a bathroom....
Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2017 10:18 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2017 10:18 PM (dnWSK)
***
That and Orlando Bloom was a mewling quim and his brother couldn't let him die with honor.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:17 PM (aZq03)
Well his name was Paris.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:18 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 26, 2017 10:18 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2017 10:18 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: 18-1 at June
Exactly. Average-looking, poor guys with "dad bods" need not apply.
Which is why I'm still single.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 26, 2017 10:18 PM (rJUlF)
Angry beavers bit off your nipples, too. Remember that Jeff Foxworthy story?
A couple of rednecks hit a beaver with their pickup. They get out, thinking it's dead, and one picks it up by the tail to pose for a picture. At the moment, the beaver, who was just stunned, comes to life, freaks out, and bites off the guy's nipple.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 26, 2017 10:18 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2017 10:13 PM (9A6UB)
*****
Tattoo wars have just begun.
No one is going to defend ear gauges so you're not going to have worry about that.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:18 PM (Rsi2C)
Truth in advertising---I have 4 tattoos and can wear shorts and teeshirts without them being seen. When I was a kid my preacher had a sailor girl tattooed on his arm and had to wear long sleeves all the time. He gave me some good advice on tattoos.
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2017 10:18 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 10:19 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Peaches at June
so long as I know they are not hidden in some mailwoman's garage.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:19 PM (0wem/)
My Catholic parish had a special religious freedom prayer yesterday. I'm not sure if it was because of that case or another one. There are so many attacks on churches that it is hard to keep track of them all.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2017 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2017 10:19 PM (1uAFN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 26, 2017 10:17 PM (wYseH)
Oh, there you are, ya little poopstain! Srsly, "carrot chili" is gone but you will defile me in this way? {deep breaths) I am very close to speechless.
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 10:20 PM (EgOr3)
Apparently there's trouble in the galaxy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 10:20 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 26, 2017 09:58 PM (nvMvs)
Well, they didn't "share". mohammed stole some stuff, and as was his wont, perverted it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2017 10:20 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 26, 2017 10:18 PM (nvMvs)
Too skinny.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 26, 2017 10:20 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Pat Nixon at June 26, 2017 10:20 PM (eMKNe)
Like a spiders web on the back of someones elbow or similar
Saw a dude with an anchor.
It wasn't on the back of his wrist or on the front part, it was kinda sorta on the side??
It's like they woke up and said I'm going put this sucker in some random ass spot.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2017 10:20 PM (9A6UB)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 26, 2017 10:20 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Pat Nixon at June 26, 2017 10:20 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2017 10:21 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:08 PM (aZq03)
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no knothing infidel
Posted by: Muslim Composite Bow at June 26, 2017 10:21 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2017 10:21 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 26, 2017 10:21 PM (Uxokn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 10:21 PM (eMKNe)
meaning wealthy, famous, and successful at work."
Oh, but wait, there's more!
A man who's successful at work, but who loves coming home after work and doing hours of household chores. A man who is gorgeously attractive and catnip to other women, but who will be absolutely monogamously faithful to her. A man with a brilliant mind and a topflight education, but who won't ever once tell her she's an ignorant slut who doesn't know what she's talking about.
Yeah, guys like that grow on trees. Copiously.
Except... where do those trees grow?
Posted by: torquewrench at June 26, 2017 10:21 PM (ujwCG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2017 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
You post an occasional video or photo of some singer or actress and they think the worst.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 10:21 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2017 10:21 PM (kusha)
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 10:21 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:22 PM (0wem/)
Apparently there's trouble in the galaxy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 10:20 PM
I'm available.
Posted by: george lucas at June 26, 2017 10:22 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 10:22 PM (EgOr3)
I'll never live down that shameful incident at Big Beaver......
Posted by: Col. Angus at June 26, 2017 10:22 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 26, 2017 10:22 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 26, 2017 10:23 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:23 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:15 PM (Rsi2C)
If you want inexpensive event in Vegas, it needs to be Sunday-Wednesday. Anyone who has even thought of holding an event there, ever, understands this simple fact.
Posted by: GOULD at June 26, 2017 10:23 PM (QoDdh)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:23 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Would have clashed with the rainbow illumination.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2017 10:23 PM (kusha)
Exactly. Average-looking, poor guys with "dad bods" need not apply.
***
Part of the success of Christianity was the Church forced monogamy on Europe.
Suddenly 'average' guys were invested in society as just like the elites they got to reproduce and have children. This created an incredible amount of stability by the standards of the day.
By comparison in the Muslim world, the elite men had harems or at least multiple wives. This meant constant conflict - "get rich or die trying".
In the modern first world though monogamy is much weaker. A significant percentage of women are chasing the most elite level of men, creating what is essentially polygamy in all but name.
This in turn increases the level of conflict as 'average' guys may not be guaranteed to find a mate as they would have 100 years ago. Many of the 'average' women are happy be an alpha male's number 2, 3, etc...and this of course ignores the ultimate alpha male - Uncle Sugar.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:24 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 26, 2017 10:24 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:05 PM (Rsi2C)
Imma gonna submit my alarm clock recipe. It's da bomb!
Posted by: Achmed the clock boy at June 26, 2017 10:24 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2017 10:24 PM (IW+IT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at June 26, 2017 10:24 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 10:20 PM (EgOr3)
I doubt that....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 26, 2017 10:24 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2017 10:24 PM (mkDpn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 26, 2017 10:24 PM (wYseH)
If your special Sunday Morning Twatwaffle recipe makes it into the book, I just may purchase a copy.
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 10:25 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2017 10:23 PM (kusha)
**Chuckles out loud at that one**
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 10:25 PM (ZTRlp)
Ear gauges -- those the things that tell you their head is empty?
Posted by: Bacon Jeffo at June 26, 2017 10:25 PM (3JQ/p)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/879401147718651904
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/879401266434191360
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/879401355361890304
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/879401455509278720
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/879401553513385984
Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2017 10:26 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:08 PM (aZq03)
..."almost"...
Posted by: Medieval Baltic Pagans at June 26, 2017 10:26 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2017 10:26 PM (1uAFN)
Posted by: GOULD at June
well, that is not the only consideration.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:26 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2017 10:26 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (9A6UB)
I mean, once you've even finally gotten the attention and lost the support of the paranoid schizophrenics on state assistance, well . . . Your days are probably numbered.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (mkDpn)
Title: "The 15:17 To Paris."
Based on this book:
https://tinyurl.com/yao892ph
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: chewydog at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (FxJan)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/879401646278807552
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/879401739480428545
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/879401840181481472
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/879401938797961216
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/879402036479098880
Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: george lucas at June 26, 2017 10:22 PM (lmIoG)
*Places business end of light saber to temple*
*thumbs the "on" button*
Posted by: Mark Hamill at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (RBVpT)
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 10:25 PM (EgOr3)
It's an old family favorite.
We make it every time the Yankees win a World Series.
The waffle iron is worn out.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (wYseH)
Nothing like letting a primary school dropout use your body for their graffiti art!
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2017 10:28 PM (1uAFN)
I think CNN is in trouble. Today one of the feral homeless downtown was shouting, "CNN LIED" and variations on this.
I
mean, once you've even finally gotten the attention and lost the
support of the paranoid schizophrenics on state assistance, well . . .
Your days are probably numbered.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (mkDpn)
{golf claps}
Posted by: Peaches at June 26, 2017 10:28 PM (EgOr3)
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true but they aren't that hot or that smart.
life has its own pecking order....
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 10:28 PM (TGZiX)
What percentage of men in this country have committed a murder?
What percentage of men have committed a rape?
Leave it to liberals to create public programs, welfare, that destroy stable, responsible, 2 parent families, then bitch about how awful men are.
Because it is perfectly okay to blame an entire group of people for the bad behavior of a few of their members, as long as the group is "men", and not one of their identity politics groups.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2017 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
In the word of Bill Cosby, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 10:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Herve V at June 26, 2017 10:29 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 26, 2017 10:29 PM (rJUlF)
Yeah, guys like that grow on trees. Copiously.
***
Feminists will tell you that some men get unrealistic ideas about women from porn, and I submit that unlike almost every feminist belief there is some truth to this.
However, most women get far more unrealistic ideas about men from rom coms and chick lit.
Yes, staying in very good shape and being, err, flexible about, err, things...can be hard so to speak.
The male leads of chick lit are not only in perfect shape themselves, but almost universally rich, famous, powerful, muscle bound (not just in shape), and able to read the f***ing minds of their love interests.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:29 PM (aZq03)
As long as they leave me alone, they can do whatever they want.
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2017 10:30 PM (1uAFN)
Didn't you hear, when a Muslim throws a ghey off of a roof, it is out of love. The real oppressors are those damn American bakers. So rainbows and minarets are a perfect combo.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2017 10:30 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2017 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
this calls for a link to "Vampire Beavers" by Joe Hall and the Continental Drift:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmvL6b5G6k
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2017 10:30 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: davidt at June 26, 2017 10:30 PM (XoldI)
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Note to self: Never fall for 'hold my beaver' ploy
Posted by: Herve V at June 26, 2017 10:30 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: george lucas at June 26, 2017 10:22 PM (lmIoG)
*Places business end of light saber to temple*
*thumbs the "on" button*
Posted by: Mark Hamill at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM
Go right ahead farmboy. I'd CGI your character anyway.
Posted by: george lucas at June 26, 2017 10:31 PM (lmIoG)
I can see him directing a Star Wars film.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (9A6UB)
Yes, he will probably build a scale model of the Death Star which will be the size of an actual moon, then blow it up.
Rather than just recycling video of the thing blowing up in A New Hope.
[If you are wondering where I am pulling this analogy - in Apollo 13, they built a scale model of the Saturn V rocket then launched it [using SFX, of course] rather than using video of an actual Saturn V taking off. Very expensive, but utterly cool]
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 10:31 PM (RBVpT)
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I've never met a woman that looked better with tattoos.
To each their own, but it is like drawing graffiti on The Birth of Venus...why would you?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:26 PM (0wem/)
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If price is the concern, which is the post I was responding to, yes it is. I can get you a group rate at the Rio All Suites off strip hotel averaging $60/night with one phone call, during the Sunday-Wednesday night time frame.
Posted by: GOULD at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (QoDdh)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (qJ+iT)
so there is some motivation in that
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (TGZiX)
I remember that. 3 guys. Not sure if they were all American,but I think they were. Anyway looking forward to it.
Posted by: gracepc at June 26, 2017 10:34 PM (OU4q6)
What the leftists really mean is separation of Christianity and state. Islam falls on the oppressed side of the intersectionality wheel and therefore, everything a Muslim does is beautiful and should be celebrated by the State.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2017 10:34 PM (dnWSK)
TMI, Please suffer in silence.
Thank-you in advance.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2017 10:34 PM (AY/TT)
Posted by: george lucas at June 26, 2017 10:22 PM (lmIoG)
*Places business end of light saber to temple*
*thumbs the "on" button*
Posted by: Mark Hamill at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (RBVpT)
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my grapevine is faster
Posted by: Carrie Fisher at June 26, 2017 10:35 PM (vChNs)
>> about men from rom coms and chick lit.
I remember an article about this. It was about that "Twilight" vampire crap that the chicks were all gaga over.
That is "porn for women". It's not porn porn, but it is the same thing for women that porn porn is for men.
The men in these things are the same unrealistic fantasy that women have about men, their dream guy, in the same way the porn babes are a man's sex fantasies taken to the extreme.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 26, 2017 10:35 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: GOULD at June
no one is trying to make it more expensive than it has to be. the weekend was selected because some of the Morons have to work. If you have some useful insights that would make the entire event more accessible to more Morons I would welcome them. me at gmail.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:35 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 26, 2017 10:35 PM (Id9+8)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (aZq03)
****
I have seen that one in person. I'm curious, what do you like about it?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:36 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (IDPbH)
Hypergamy is a stone cold bitch.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 26, 2017 10:36 PM (17QyB)
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I've never met a woman happy with a less successful man. This is part of the reason why women who achieve success in business are usually very unhappy. If you are a VP, how many single Senior VPs and Presidents of companies your size or larger are in your area?
Also, one of the biggest warning signs of an impending divorce is the wife being significantly promoted above her husband.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:36 PM (aZq03)
In England, if you want to have a nipple removed, you have to wait 18 months just to get a referral to a plastic surgeon.
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2017 10:36 PM (1uAFN)
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 10:36 PM (gDoff)
To each their own, but it is like drawing graffiti on The Birth of Venus...why would you?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (aZq03)
Advertisement: "This space for rent"
Posted by: Tattoo da plane!!1! at June 26, 2017 10:36 PM (vBeA5)
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and they'll let you do anything...
Posted by: D Trump at June 26, 2017 10:37 PM (vChNs)
Please check your email. I sent you a message earlier today about your shipment. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 10:37 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:29 PM (aZq03)*
Mind reading is where I fail.
Every. Damn. Time.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2017 10:37 PM (AY/TT)
Yeah, that would definitely explain Hillary's popular-vote "moral victory".
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 26, 2017 10:37 PM (3YxFh)
Posted by: redc1c4
that expression is de rigeur now, 'recovering Catholic'
looks good on you!
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 10:37 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:37 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Emmie at June 26, 2017 10:38 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2017 10:38 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 10:38 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:38 PM (0wem/)
***
I was going to use the Mona Lisa as is often the case in my analogy, but I went with a painting I like more.
I guess I just prefer the style and mythic theme.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:38 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 10:39 PM (TGZiX)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2017 10:24 PM (IW+IT)
Possibly. I'm pretty snowed under right now but may be able to make it if the event is close. I live in the northern suburbs of Dallas.
I would love to meet some fellow Morons in person.
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 26, 2017 10:39 PM (nvMvs)
I can see him directing a Star Wars film.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (9A6UB)
Yes, he will probably build a scale model of the Death Star which will be the size of an actual moon, then blow it up.
Rather than just recycling video of the thing blowing up in A New Hope.
[If you are wondering where I am pulling this analogy - in Apollo 13, they built a scale model of the Saturn V rocket then launched it [using SFX, of course] rather than using video of an actual Saturn V taking off. Very expensive, but utterly cool]
Posted by: Sharkman
Explosions = good, so I'm ok with that
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 10:39 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Carrie Fisher at June 26, 2017 10:35 PM (vChNs)
Yes, but you really should have gone for the Quinfecta by washing all those drugs down with a gallon of Jack Daniels before throwing yourself out the back of the aircraft you were on.
Thank you for playing.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 10:39 PM (RBVpT)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 26, 2017 09:55 PM (l0fAp)
Fucking Paolo and cashing their alimony checks.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 10:39 PM (eMKNe)
In England, if you want to have a nipple removed, you have to wait 18 months just to get a referral to a plastic surgeon.
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So it makes sense to get them both removed at once.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2017 10:39 PM (l0fAp)
Posted by: Achmed the clock
****
Hah. Mine will blow everyone away!
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at June 26, 2017 10:40 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 10:40 PM (TGZiX)
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See, this is why America is the greatest country in the world.
Posted by: Chandler Bing at June 26, 2017 10:40 PM (aZq03)
from a Biblical standpoint, Muslims are the sons of Hagar, Sarah's bondservant that she suggested Abraham have a baby with, since God told them they'd have a son.
Ishmael.
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 10:40 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: rickl
If raccoons decide to attack they can be pretty nasty. I knew someone whose dog had his side ripped open by one. They look cute but they need to stay in the woods.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2017 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
191 Men, and I am male, are often expendable. We are here to breed women and defend them and the resulting off spring. The modern world made it complicated, but thats the truth. For the species, women and children first is the bedrock. Man up boys.
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (qJ+iT)
All due respect, fuck that.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
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Give me the rock Disney - I'll make you the 'splodiest Star Wars movie yet.
Posted by: Michael Bay at June 26, 2017 10:41 PM (aZq03)
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That's why i'd never get ink. Wouldn't want to spoil your view...
Posted by: The Lovely Chelsea Clinton at June 26, 2017 10:41 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:41 PM (0wem/)
Ishmael.
Posted by: booknlass
So, bastards from the beginning
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 10:41 PM (9TU00)
In England, if you want to have a nipple removed, you have to wait 18 months just to get a referral to a plastic surgeon.
Are there beavers in England?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2017 10:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (wYseH)
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You misspelled "rusty."
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 26, 2017 10:42 PM (sBOL1)
I guess I just prefer the style and mythic theme.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:38 PM (aZq03)
****
I was going to compare the Birtjnof Venus to the Mona Lisa too! My guess is that you like subtle. Both depictions of the women are demure.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:42 PM (Rsi2C)
'Bout how long is the guesstimate, for the time frame from Close of Submissions, to Sale of Book?
Any discount for multiple purchase? Say, three or more, five or more, etc?
Thanks in advance for the knowledge!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2017 10:42 PM (v5iqM)
As much as I hate the idea of being famous, that would definitely be a nice upside.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 26, 2017 10:42 PM (3YxFh)
Posted by: The Lovely Chelsea Clinton at June
never considered the "HUBBLE" tramp stamp?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:42 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2017 10:42 PM (IW+IT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 10:42 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: The Lovely Chelsea Clinton at June 26, 2017 10:41 PM (vChNs)
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Sometimes a judiciously-placed NO STEP tattoo can save a girl a lot of grief. Just sayin' hon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2017 10:42 PM (l0fAp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2017 10:42 PM (9OB8Z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2017 10:43 PM (IqV8l)
The men in these things are the same unrealistic fantasy that women have about men, their dream guy, in the same way the porn babes are a man's sex fantasies taken to the extreme.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 26, 2017 10:35 PM (8O3HH)
It feeds into their hypergamy. That's why it's so popular.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 26, 2017 10:43 PM (hI3PU)
Thank you for playing.
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I missed Harrisons plane. had to improvise
Posted by: zombie Carrie Fisher at June 26, 2017 10:44 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2017 10:39 PM (l0fAp)
*slaps forehead*
"DAMNIT!!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!?!"
Posted by: Angelina Jolie at June 26, 2017 10:44 PM (RBVpT)
Ishmael.
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 10:40 PM (v7o4i)
"He will be a wild ass of a man, his hand raised against all others."
Posted by: josephistan at June 26, 2017 10:44 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:44 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2017 10:42 PM (9OB8Z)
Had a little T-storm cruise by this afternoon. Lightning hit the hill top about a mile south of me. A few drops of rain fell, and it was gone again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2017 10:44 PM (XUcIQ)
Took the old man a few seconds to get his shit together, but he was able to shoot it before he got bit.
Took some reflexes on both accounts, too.
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2017 10:44 PM (1uAFN)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (qJ+iT)
****
You guys also fix broken stuff. You left that off.
I think you're under appreciated as a gender.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 10:45 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Jack Sock
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Zombie Liz Taylor at June 26, 2017 10:45 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Insomniac at June
so take a shower
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:44 PM (0wem/)
Once a month, whether I need it or not.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 10:41 PM (9TU00)*
The family tree of God has a few very interesting branches. Some not so good.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2017 10:45 PM (AY/TT)
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2017 10:45 PM (1uAFN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2017 10:45 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (qJ+iT)
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This is the difference between an an Alpha and a Beta. Welcome to Beta Male land.
Posted by: GOULD at June 26, 2017 10:45 PM (QoDdh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2017 10:45 PM (KP5rU)
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just tell them you want to abort the nipple
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 26, 2017 10:46 PM (vChNs)
Took the old man a few seconds to get his shit together, but he was able to shoot it before he got bit.
Took some reflexes on both accounts, too.
Posted by: garrett at June
bet that giant raccoon wearing a ranger hat really surprised him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:46 PM (0wem/)
You were just slumming with a fellow alcoholic.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:46 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 26, 2017 10:27 PM (wYseH)
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You misspelled "rusty."
Posted by: bluebell ~ Mastering the Art of Moron Cooking at June 26, 2017 10:42 PM (sBOL1)
Now you children play nice, because if I have to stop this ONT.........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 10:46 PM (ZTRlp)
Took the old man a few seconds to get his shit together, but he was able to shoot it before he got bit.
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Life is lived close to the edge in Hooterville.
Posted by: Mr. Haney at June 26, 2017 10:46 PM (l0fAp)
Posted by: zombie Carrie Fisher at June 26, 2017 10:44 PM (vChNs)
Necessity being the mother of invention.
Happy birthday.
Or . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 10:46 PM (RBVpT)
Posted by: Jack Sock
Now, borrow Paolo the Argentinian Polo player for a few weeks ...
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 10:46 PM (9TU00)
Comparing that to what seems like a hollowed out, politicized organization today is almost heartbreaking.
Posted by: RM at June 26, 2017 10:46 PM (eP+dt)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2017 10:47 PM (IW+IT)
That's... not how most people produce their children.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 26, 2017 10:47 PM (wB8Tg)
Rather than just recycling video of the thing blowing up in A New Hope.
[If you are wondering where I am pulling this analogy - in Apollo 13, they built a scale model of the Saturn V rocket then launched it [using SFX, of course] rather than using video of an actual Saturn V taking off. Very expensive, but utterly cool]
Posted by: Sharkman
Explosions = good, so I'm ok with that
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 10:39 PM
That hack Howard doesn't have a clue about telling stories. He gave those astronauts such boring names. I would have called them "Bukk Blastoff" or "Aztro Moonshott"... now, those are heroic characters!
Posted by: george lucas at June 26, 2017 10:47 PM (lmIoG)
Ishmael.
Posted by: booknlass
So, bastards from the beginning
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 10:41 PM (9TU00)
And they insist that Isaac was "unbound" and Ishamel put in his place at Abraham's sacrifice. This lets them believe they are the chosen people and not the sons of Isaac, Jews and Christians.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 26, 2017 10:47 PM (17QyB)
from a Biblical standpoint, Muslims are the sons of Hagar
Who are the sons of David Lee Roth?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
hahaha
hey did you see what the red rocker was saying the other day? I think it was that it was crazy not to give President Awesome a chance...
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 10:47 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Michael the Texan (formerly TEXIT) at June 26, 2017 10:18 PM (nvMvs)
Cher always looked her best when she was
Posted by: Fox2! at June 26, 2017 10:48 PM (brIR5)
You forgot "pay for stuff".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2017 10:48 PM (9OB8Z)
We were on a friend's farm, hunting. Really cold and wet day.
Old man - 'Why don't we go sit in the hay loft of the old barn and wait this out?'...
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2017 10:48 PM (1uAFN)
Posted by: Achmed the clock
****
Hah. Mine will blow everyone away!
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at June 26, 2017 10:40 PM (hVdx9)
Piker.
Posted by: Richard Oppenheimer at June 26, 2017 10:48 PM (jPLl0)
125
Anyone else hear the news about the director of the upcoming Star Wars
movie getting fired, and now Ron Howard has agreed to step in? No one
seems to really know what the big issue is, although there's a gazillion
theories.
Apparently there's trouble in the galaxy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 10:20 PM (eMKNe)
The directors of the upcoming Han Solo Solo Film kept doing improvisational stuff rather than sticking strictly to the script as written. Lawrence Kasdan in particular was pissed off about that, and got them thrown off the picture.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2017 10:48 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2017 10:48 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (qJ+iT)
So you're saying we should just spread our seed as much as possible ? Is that manning up?
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:49 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2017 10:49 PM (1uAFN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Don't know, but his daughters are all over Tel Aviv
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 10:49 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Rocky Raccoon at June 26, 2017 10:49 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: garrett at June
so not ranger rick. was it rabid?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:49 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: Achmed the clock
****
Hah. Mine will blow everyone away!
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at June 26, 2017 10:40 PM (hVdx9)
Piker.
Posted by: Richard Oppenheimer at June 26, 2017 10:48 PM (jPLl0)
Hah!
Posted by: Edward Teller at June 26, 2017 10:49 PM (jPLl0)
Daughter #2 told me the other night that I deserve more credit for what I put up with in the family.
Comments like that will make me put up with it for another decade.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 26, 2017 10:49 PM (vChNs)
I ask because Mr. Bassman and I will be traveling and hope to meet a moron or two.
Posted by: Emmie at June 26, 2017 10:50 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:49 PM (IDPbH)
That's all I was doing in that movie theater!
Posted by: Pee-Wee Herman at June 26, 2017 10:50 PM (ANIFC)
If you had stopped the comment here, woulda been ThreadWinner!
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2017 10:50 PM (AY/TT)
*********************
I'm rich because I never married, but if I marry I'll no longer be rich, and if I'll no longer be rich she'll divorce me to take whatever I have left, then marry another rich guy.
Solution: Marry a sugar mama.
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 26, 2017 10:50 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2017 10:47 PM (IW+IT)
Short notice, but I'll check the work schedules and let you know, amigo!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2017 10:51 PM (v5iqM)
No. It had the same idea about 10 minutes earlier, I guess. So. When he went up the ladder, it was (essentially) cornered and it came at him.
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2017 10:51 PM (1uAFN)
Posted by: colfax mingo at June 26, 2017 10:32 PM (qJ+iT)
All due respect, fuck that.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
Lol, no shit.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2017 10:51 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:51 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 10:51 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: garrett at June
got it
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 10:52 PM (0wem/)
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well, the hot waitress or the stripper can instantly convert into the fashionable housewife.
No similar path for the career-challenged male
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 26, 2017 10:52 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 26, 2017 10:52 PM (+dsLj)
just tell them you want to abort the nipple
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 26, 2017 10:46 PM (vChNs)
Y'all just need to find an angry beaver to bite it off.
Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy's cousin at June 26, 2017 10:52 PM (hI3PU)
Posted by: Corona at June 26, 2017 10:52 PM (/GAGc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2017 10:52 PM (iFZVz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
And, be very careful how you handle the carcass - unless you know what you are doing.
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM (9TU00)
*********
Well if you want a GAINZZZ mama she'd have to be made of Truvia and Spice and everything nice.
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM (+dsLj)
Another CenTex MoMe?
Cool.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2017 10:52 PM (iFZVz)
Lucky bastiches...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM (EqvVS)
***
I can't quite say exactly why I like that one...what would be an example of a good painting with a non-demure woman?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM (aZq03)
Daughter #2 told me the other night that I deserve more credit for what I put up with in the family.
Comments like that will make me put up with it for another decade.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 26, 2017 10:49 PM (vChNs)
The other day while we were practicing softball for her upcoming league All Star Game, my 10 year old said: "Daddy, the only reason I am any good at this game is because you teach me everything and practice with me all the time."
She makes her old Dad's heart warm, that one.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 10:54 PM (RBVpT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
And, be very careful how you handle the carcass - unless you know what you are doing.
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM (9TU00)
Flammenwerfer!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)
Solution: Marry a sugar mama.
Posted by: Gaylord Farkemall at June 26, 2017 10:50 PM (+dsLj)
After seeing what happened to some of my friends I can't fault any of that logic.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2017 10:54 PM (aMlLZ)
She makes her old Dad's heart warm, that one.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 10:54 PM (RBVpT)
That's good stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 10:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Achmed the clock
****
Hah. Mine will blow everyone away!
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at June 26, 2017 10:40 PM (hVdx9)
Piker.
Posted by: Richard Oppenheimer at June 26, 2017 10:48 PM (jPLl0)
Hah!
Posted by: Edward Teller at June 26, 2017 10:49 PM (jPLl0)
---
how's it feel to come in second?
Posted by: Director of Ghostbuters remake at June 26, 2017 10:55 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Corona
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We bought by the pint jar at the local drug store.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2017 10:55 PM (OdK9v)
Safer to stick with the couch or the toaster.
Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2017 10:55 PM (1uAFN)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM (IDPbH)
More of a pickle pussy than a sugar momma.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2017 10:56 PM (XUcIQ)
Not bad for a little girl who skipped softball the last two years to do "stupid ballet".
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 10:56 PM (RBVpT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2017 10:56 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 10:56 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2017 10:56 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy's cousin at June 26, 2017 10:52 PM (hI3PU)
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If you happen to have a contented beaver, simply bite off its nipple. problem solved.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 26, 2017 10:57 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 10:55 PM (0mRoj)
Hey, Brother, how's yer young'ns?
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 10:57 PM (RBVpT)
Posted by: Mr. Haney at June 26, 2017 10:57 PM (l0fAp)
All Star Game, my 10 year old said: "Daddy, the only reason I am any
good at this game is because you teach me everything and practice with
me all the time."
She makes her old Dad's heart warm, that one.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 10:54 PM (RBVpT)
You are a good Dad!
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 10:57 PM (gDoff)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2017 10:58 PM (IW+IT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2017 10:58 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Butch at June 26, 2017 10:58 PM (hXu8T)
261 In England, if you want to have a nipple removed, you have to wait 18 months just to get a referral to a plastic surgeon.
just tell them you want to abort the nipple
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 26, 2017 10:46 PM (vChNs)
Y'all just need to find an angry beaver to bite it off.
Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy's cousin at June 26, 2017 10:52 PM (hI3PU)
---------------------------------
So they do have teeth.
Posted by: Javems at June 26, 2017 10:58 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM (IDPbH)
Proving there is such a thing as a Dumb Bitch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 10:59 PM (ZTRlp)
good times.
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 11:00 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
thems fighten words Peaches
Posted by: concrete girl at June 26, 2017 11:00 PM (EqvVS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2017 11:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 11:01 PM (IDPbH)
Oh, sure, they can get laid by some of their female customers, but it'll pretty much always just be a casual fling. One of the few exceptions to this general rule would be a young pizza-delivery dude. He can impress a young lady in the way necessary to make her take him seriously because he has his own car and makes decent money for someone his age.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 26, 2017 11:01 PM (3YxFh)
Posted by: Emmie at June 26, 2017 11:02 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:02 PM (gDoff)
Kerry did marry a sugar mama twice.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM
He married a Ketchup mama.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2017 11:02 PM (IqV8l)
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The scene where the young Han Solo lights off his farts to the tune of the Blue Danube Waltz is going to be re-shot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2017 11:02 PM (l0fAp)
Well, I married a guy who never came close to making as much money as I did, and who didn't finish college until he was past 40, and whom I've been more or less supporting throughout our marriage, and I like him just fine. He was always happier doing things like home repair, gardening, painting, writing and taking care of our daughter than working for The Man. He let me handle the business stuff and it seems to have worked out.
Posted by: Secret Square at June 26, 2017 11:02 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2017 11:02 PM (IW+IT)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM (aZq03)
****
Hustler centerfold?
jk
My first thought was Picasso.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 11:03 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Emmie at June 26, 2017 11:03 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 26, 2017 11:04 PM (EqvVS)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at June 26, 2017 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 26, 2017 11:04 PM (3YxFh)
then had a koran printed in English, the went WTF!!! everyone needs to know what is in this muther fucking koran!
Posted by: original jake
This.
After 9/11 a close friend became an ex-friend, partly because she called the koran beautiful, poetically. I told her it oughta, since Lucifer had the voice of a pipe organ.
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 11:06 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 10:55 PM (0mRoj)
Hey, Brother, how's yer young'ns?
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 10:57 PM (RBVpT)
They're good. Pretty much just chilling now that school is over.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
All Star Game, my 10 year old said: "Daddy, the only reason I am any
good at this game is because you teach me everything and practice with
me all the time."
She makes her old Dad's heart warm, that one.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 10:54 PM (RBVpT)
You are a good Dad!
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 10:57 PM (gDoff)
Thanks, but maybe not such a great son. I've always grumbled because I quit baseball too soon because I was bored with it, and wondered if I would have hung in there longer if my own Dad had told me I was good, rather than being tough on me. He was very quiet, my Dad, but he loved me and taught me the game well. He just wasn't high on praise.
So now he's gone, and I wish I had said to him:
"Daddy, the only reason I'm any good at this game is because you taught me everything and always practiced with me."
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 11:06 PM (RBVpT)
Kerry did marry a sugar mama twice.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 10:53 PM
John McCain married a sugar mamma too.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 11:07 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2017 11:08 PM (IW+IT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 26, 2017 11:01 PM (3YxFh)
"Oh, I just met the most dreamy guy! He's 33 years old, drives a 1990 Ford Escort, and is a self-employed pizza deployment engineer."
Posted by: every blonde in every porno film ever at June 26, 2017 11:08 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2017 11:02 PM (IW+IT)
How'd you manage to get ALL of the 'Ettes to commit to coming to your MoMeet?
'Cause "very special lady", that describes 'em all, doesn't it? I think it does, anyway.
/suckinguptoallthe'ettes
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2017 11:08 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Country Boy at June 26, 2017 11:08 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 11:08 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 11:07 PM (
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The only mission he ever had where he didn't auger in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2017 11:09 PM (l0fAp)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2017 11:02 PM (IW+IT)
I'll start my diet tomorrow.
Posted by: Country Boy at June 26, 2017 11:09 PM (D2vc1)
John McCain married a sugar mamma too.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 11:07 PM
He married a beer mama.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2017 11:11 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2017 11:11 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2017 11:09 PM (l0fAp)
Meghan's not his own daughter?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2017 11:11 PM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 26, 2017 11:11 PM (EqvVS)
But he did bail out of a perfectly good plane before he was able to complete that mission.
Posted by: Jack Sock at June 26, 2017 11:12 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 11:08 PM (aZq03)
****
I know why you don't like Picasso bc women are depicted in a deformed way. What about Picasso's The Lovers?
That one is demure.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 11:12 PM (Rsi2C)
So now he's gone, and I wish I had said to him:
"Daddy, the only reason I'm any good at this game is because you taught me everything and always practiced with me."
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 11:06 PM (RBVpT)
This is why I always say things like that to my dad. He is also quiet and keeps it close to the vest.
I'm a little worried. He wants to come over on Friday and talk about some things he wants my opinion on, but would not elaborate.
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:13 PM (gDoff)
Email is QDPSJL at the gmail thingy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:13 PM (eMKNe)
just wait till I enroll my kids on their country club swim team next summer
and I tell all those snooty peeps all my shit is PAID FOR, like don't owe anyone a fuckin dime.
Dave Ramsey is bad ass
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 11:13 PM (TGZiX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2017 11:09 PM (l0fAp)
Meghan's not his own daughter?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2017 11:11 PM (XUcIQ)*
Took me 2 seconds to figure this out.
I blame the whiskey.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2017 11:13 PM (AY/TT)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 26, 2017 11:15 PM (tCSTx)
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:15 PM (gDoff)
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:13 PM (gDoff)
health status?
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 11:16 PM (TGZiX)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2017 11:17 PM (aZq03)
Can't wait to see the part where Rocky Balboa meets Jim Morrison. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:18 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2017 11:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:18 PM (eMKNe)
Crap, I had dinner that night. I must be a Muslim and support everything about Islam! Guess it's time to start with the killin'...
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2017 11:19 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: rickl at June
seems they are a little sensitive about the reptilians hanging off the sides.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 11:19 PM (0wem/)
Didn't some sperm donor lose this lottery with a lesbian divorce?
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 11:19 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:19 PM (gDoff)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 26, 2017 11:20 PM (0wem/)
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 11:21 PM (TGZiX)
Thought you were going to say baritone.
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2017 11:21 PM (k8DTS)
Crap, I had dinner that night. I must be a Muslim and support everything about Islam! Guess it's time to start with the killin'...
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2017 11:19 PM (k8DTS)
silly t-bird, you can kill during Ramadan, you just have to fast during daylight hours.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 11:23 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:23 PM (gDoff)
I'd like to see you back her posting like a regular instead of the way you're doing it now
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 11:24 PM (Rsi2C)
Ariana Grande was 22
and the London Bridge was 7?
did ?I miss some?
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 11:24 PM (TGZiX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:25 PM (eMKNe)
Men think. Women and children feel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 11:26 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: original jake at June 26, 2017 11:27 PM (TGZiX)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 11:28 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:28 PM (gDoff)
I sure as hell felt that steel plate I dropped on my finger today. But I'm one of those 'sensitive' males.
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2017 11:29 PM (k8DTS)
I like to cop a feel every now and again.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 26, 2017 11:30 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2017 11:29 PM (k8DTS)
Sure. But what did you think?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 11:30 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 11:30 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2017 11:29 PM (k8DTS)
There's a word for those. Females.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 26, 2017 11:31 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:13 PM (gDoff)
I will say a prayer that all he wants to talk to you about is the fact that he is actually a Multi-Multi-Trillionaire, and owns most of the United States through a series of thousands of companies that he's decided to appoint you to manage, now that he is slowing down a bit.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2017 11:31 PM (RBVpT)
but it was Shane that i was looking for
and Infidel beat me fair and square
Posted by: concrete girl at June 26, 2017 11:31 PM (EqvVS)
Woman: Knock knock!
Man: Who's there?
Woman: Feelings!
Man: ...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:31 PM (eMKNe)
BTW, the bluray of Shane is cheap right now at Amazon. $9.01.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:32 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 26, 2017 11:31 PM (tbOMB)
Fe
Everyone has feelings. Those of more developed intellect subordinate feelings to thoughts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 11:33 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 26, 2017 11:33 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2017 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:34 PM (gDoff)
Just got The Babadook today.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:34 PM (eMKNe)
That would lead to involuntary commitment ...
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 11:36 PM (9TU00)
You can reach me at
radiodad66-at-suddenlink-dot-net
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 26, 2017 11:36 PM (rJUlF)
if your day-to-day reality were a movie, would you:
- give it a thumbs-up rating
- fall asleep and/or gorge on the popcorn and coke
- go to the lobby and demand a refund
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:36 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2017 11:29 PM (k8DTS)
Sure. But what did you think?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 11:30 PM (SRKgf)
Fuck, that hurt like a son of a bitch? For $500 Jay
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 11:36 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:34 PM (eMKNe)
Hmm, that reminds me, I ordered a DVD that should have been here today.
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:36 PM (gDoff)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:37 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 11:36 PM (ZTRlp)
I'm sure. And from that you learned ...?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 11:37 PM (SRKgf)
Not sure how you would use it. "Yeah, can't go investigate that one. Doing so would be racist..."
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2017 11:37 PM (sQ1li)
Not bad for a little girl who skipped softball the last two years to do "stupid ballet".
Posted by: Sharkman
such a sweet story. thanks for telling it. glad it happened to ya
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 11:37 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: jc at June 26, 2017 11:38 PM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:38 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2017 11:38 PM (KP5rU)
And you have a big budget for a cracker jack assistant.
Posted by: gracepc at June 26, 2017 11:38 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:38 PM (gDoff)
Posted by: Infidel
Unfortunately, it will lead to ugliness when you don't need any.
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 11:39 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 11:39 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Lincolntf
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I can remember when that was Ocean Drive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2017 11:39 PM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 26, 2017 11:15 PM (tCSTx)
Not-so-elegant proof that Leftist ideology is but an insane form of religious belief.
If reality and faith contradict, then it is reality that must be wrong, according to such thinking.
The irony, of course, is that the Left reject evolution as it applies to social and even biological development (outside an excuse to belittle creationism), and embrace intelligent design abet with themselves as the intelligent designers.
Posted by: The Reality-based Hat at June 26, 2017 11:41 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 11:36 PM (ZTRlp)
I'm sure. And from that you learned ...?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 11:37 PM (SRKgf)
Dont drop that shit on my feet no more.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 11:41 PM (ZTRlp)
if your day-to-day reality were a movie, would you:
- give it a thumbs-up rating
- fall asleep and/or gorge on the popcorn and coke
- go to the lobby and demand a refund
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:36 PM (eMKNe)
And I am strangely OK with that.
What I mean is that I like my life, the direction it is going, and it is boring as hell right now.
I see better things in my future.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2017 11:41 PM (AY/TT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2017 11:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2017 11:42 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 11:41 PM (ZTRlp)
There ya go.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 11:42 PM (SRKgf)
Yup. I will just say my prayers and hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Nobody said it would be easy out west.
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:42 PM (gDoff)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:42 PM (eMKNe)
If you're still here, I just found your email address. I just sent you a message from my gmail account.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 26, 2017 11:42 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Billy Jeff at June 26, 2017 11:43 PM (kCDOM)
****
Well maybe reconsider? Others have been banned and seen it undone by a sincere apology.
You don't seem remorseful so I guess you're stuck in Banned Mans Land for the time being.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 26, 2017 11:44 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: jc at June 26, 2017 11:38 PM (iRJ+A)*
Hope that works out for you.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2017 11:44 PM (AY/TT)
if your day-to-day reality were a movie, would you:
- give it a thumbs-up rating
- fall asleep and/or gorge on the popcorn and coke
- go to the lobby and demand a refund
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:36 PM (eMKNe)
Refund. Then burn the theatre down and piss on the ashes.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 11:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2017 11:46 PM (gDoff)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 11:41 PM (ZTRlp)
There ya go.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2017 11:42 PM (SRKgf)
A tremendous moment of clarity. I think we've made excellent progress in group today.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 11:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2017 11:47 PM (kusha)
X fall asleep and/or gorge on the popcorn and (diet) coke
sorry to say, but it's true.
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 11:48 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:48 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2017 11:47 PM (kusha)*
Ok, that was a lot better than what I said.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2017 11:49 PM (AY/TT)
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at June 26, 2017 11:49 PM (kusha)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 26, 2017 11:49 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:48 PM (eMKNe)
Then I'd hunt the director down and break his legs.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2017 11:50 PM (0mRoj)
*my doctor told me I'm only allowed one Monday per week.
Posted by: jc at June 26, 2017 11:38 PM (iRJ+A)*
Hope that works out for you.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2017 11:44 PM (AY/TT)
=====Me, too. I'm going with it.
Posted by: jc at June 26, 2017 11:50 PM (iRJ+A)
Sorry but I have to toddle off early. I'll be back later to read more of your responses!
My life btw would be a moderate thumbs up. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2017 11:50 PM (eMKNe)
Sometimes. Just sometimes we do make a wee bit of progress here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2017 11:50 PM (ZTRlp)
http://labelleamie.com/
La Belle Amie Vineyard
Call and ask when Vickie will be giving her talk. She's the owner, and periodically gives a nice short lecture on their operation. It's only 15-20 minutes away.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2017 11:51 PM (OdK9v)
We tried a place further south near Madison, but lost it. I think we were up in MisHum's territory but we had no internet connection when we got there.
The cabin was nice, but know I know where the expression goose steeping came from. Goose shit all over the yard!
Nice time and it was a very peaceful place. The doggehs loved it and are now exhausted once home. As I am after the drive.
I missed the ONT for 3 days, that's a first in a long time. What's been shaking?
Posted by: Farmer at June 26, 2017 11:51 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 26, 2017 11:49 PM (nlbfN)*
Bruce Willis.
If I am gonna go full on bullshit, I want Bruce to be the actor that brings tbodie to the Big Screen.
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2017 11:52 PM (AY/TT)
I was welding something a while back, it was some curved shank -- scarafire part, I think -- thing, and I had rigged up a trap with clamps and stuff to hold it just like I needed.
I was about to start welding, then decided I needed to grind some more. The little grinder wasn't right for some reason, and so I got the big boy, a 7" angle job I've got. Fairly new one in good condition.
Well, that caused the trap to fly apart, and one half of the shank fell down. I jumped back to avoid it hitting my feet, but it hit the power cord, cutting it right in two with a nice little arc flash.
So fast it didn't even trip a breaker.
I had a lot of "feelings" at that point, indeed. Absolutely ruined a good power cord. I hate, hate, hate, patched up cords, and there I was a gonna have to do it on that nice newish angle grinder.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 26, 2017 11:55 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2017 11:56 PM (AY/TT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2017 11:56 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: that guy who's not getting any at June 26, 2017 11:57 PM (79+/S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9hI6RsNncs
Posted by: shibumi at June 26, 2017 11:57 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 11:58 PM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 11:58 PM (9TU00)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9hI6RsNncs
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Interesting. Scientology must have almost been a step up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2017 11:59 PM (l0fAp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 12:00 AM (PUmDY)
two decades, not two centuries
Posted by: m at June 27, 2017 12:00 AM (VgThI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9hI6RsNncs
Posted by: shibumi at June 26, 2017 11:57 PM (aT+Bx)
We demand that the children be redistributed evenly amongst us!!1!
Posted by: Not-so-elite Pedos at June 27, 2017 12:00 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: booknlass at June 26, 2017 11:58 PM (v7o4i)
Oh, good.
Glad to see you.
Posted by: tbodie at June 27, 2017 12:00 AM (AY/TT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9hI6RsNncs
Posted by: shibumi at June 26, 2017 11:57 PM (aT+Bx)
They certainly seem to rule Hollywood.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:01 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Emmie at June 27, 2017 12:01 AM (ZapPq)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 27, 2017 12:02 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2017 11:52 PM (AY/TT)
You want Bruce Willis.
You'd accept Vince Vaughn.
You'll get Pee Wee Herman.
/snrk!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 27, 2017 12:03 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2017 12:04 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 27, 2017 12:02 AM (nlbfN)
All he did was move dinnertime back from afternoon to evening to accommodate his guest. The idea he hosted an Iftar dinner is ludicrous bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:04 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2017 12:04 AM (yJ1e6)
L,Elle got a hickey.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:04 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 27, 2017 12:05 AM (xEjFe)
No shit!
He fought a freakin' war against them for freak's sake!
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 27, 2017 12:05 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 27, 2017 12:05 AM (xEjFe)
It'll be livestreamed.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:05 AM (0mRoj)
I will be a part specialist and love interest at the local o'reily's nights and weekends after I fill out my W-4 tomorrow.
yes, 6.
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:06 AM (v7o4i)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 27, 2017 12:06 AM (nlbfN)
I will be a part specialist and love interest at the local o'reily's nights and weekends after I fill out my W-4 tomorrow.
yes, 6.
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:06 AM (v7o4i)
Dayum.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:06 AM (0mRoj)
booknlass, wearing the nylons to the interview really makes the difference doesn't it? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2017 12:06 AM (eMKNe)
If by 'love', they mean sending a flotilla and the Marines; then sure, I 'love' them, too.
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:07 AM (9TU00)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 12:07 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2017 12:06 AM (eMKNe)
Hasn't helped me any.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:07 AM (0mRoj)
---
What I find scary is the fact that I can easily believe this.
He said the pedos couldn't get out. They all knew secrets about each other, and if someone tried to get out, they would blackmail them.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:07 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:04 AM (
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Also, Jefferson hated Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman worse than Adam Sandler. It's the last movie he would have screened in the WH.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 27, 2017 12:07 AM (l0fAp)
Kinda loved it, kinda hated it. I never had any spare time anymore, but every time I turned around someone was handing me another paycheck.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2017 12:08 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: booknlass's korean neighbor at June 27, 2017 12:08 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2017 12:08 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:09 AM (9TU00)
Not if you're applying to a bank and wearing them over your head. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2017 12:09 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2017 12:09 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Jean at June 26, 2017 11:58 PM (9TU00)
I'm not shy about splicing power cords. Stagger the splices; solder and heat-shrink the individual wires; wrap the spliced area with black tape to the O.D. of the undamaged cable; heat-shrink over the tape.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 12:10 AM (XUcIQ)
The deuce, you say! Only after a crime is committed ...
What sort of surveillance state can we be if cops can only spy on us after a crime has been committed?? We need to be surveilled before any crimes have been committed, because ... well because. And we need to be suspected of crime if we take our own money out of the bank or happen to want to carry around some of our own money, because ... well, because.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 12:11 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: booknlass's korean neighbor at June 27, 2017 12:08 AM (nlbfN)
Six jobs a day? Luxury! We worked 15 jobs a day, 28 hours a day, had one second for lunch when we gobbled some cold gravel, and lived in a beehive! Oh but we were 'appy in those days...
Posted by: A Yorkshireman at June 27, 2017 12:11 AM (0mRoj)
yes, 6.
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:06 AM (v7o4i)
You are definitely not a lazy 3 job working Jamaican e
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 27, 2017 12:11 AM (OQP5T)
ha, tbodie, i just wore my gypsy boots and my interview suit for this one.
I share Erma Bombeck's opinion of pantyhose.
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:12 AM (v7o4i)
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:06 AM (v7o4i)
Dayum.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:06 AM (0mRoj)
I am sure booknlass has very nice parts, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 12:12 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2017 12:08 AM (eMKNe)
Dammit. I knew I was forgetting something.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:12 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cicero
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Geeze, I love this place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 12:13 AM (OdK9v)
Griselda Blanco
They're out there. Not too many because, as with sports, they generally can't compete against the men, but you can run into one or two here and there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 12:14 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 12:11 AM (rZ+mb)*
Exactly!
If we were innocent why would we think otherwise?
Posted by: tbodie at June 27, 2017 12:14 AM (AY/TT)
Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 27, 2017 12:02
And the MSM still promotes the idea that Jefferson was proven to be the father of Sally Hemmings children.
What DNA evidence has proven is that the father of the Hemmings children was "a" Jefferson male. There aree several Jeffersons who visited TJ's estate and could be the father of Hemmings' children. Look up YDNA.
The most likely suspect is a widowed uncle. Once he remarried there no more births of Sally's children.
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2017 12:14 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: booknlass's korean neighbor at June 27, 2017 12:08 AM (nlbfN)
Six jobs a day? Luxury! We worked 15 jobs a day, 28 hours a day, had one second for lunch when we gobbled some cold gravel, and lived in a beehive! Oh but we were 'appy in those days...
Posted by: A Yorkshireman
laughing my parts off
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:15 AM (v7o4i)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 12:15 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Secret Square at June 27, 2017 12:15 AM (9WuX0)
I'm glad you had a good time, Farmer! We've had lovely weather here - was it cool up north?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at June 27, 2017 12:16 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2017 12:04 AM
L,Elle got a hickey.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2017 12:04
From a guy selling skulls w/ porn in his garage?
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2017 12:17 AM (yJ1e6)
Also, Jefferson hated Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman worse than Adam Sandler. It's the last movie he would have screened in the WH.
Posted by: Cicero
Jefferson screened Birth of a Nation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2017 12:17 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:18 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:07 AM (9TU00)
What was it, 7 marines? And they took Tripoli.
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 12:18 AM (rZ+mb)
I'm glad you had a good time, Farmer! We've had lovely weather here - was it cool up north?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at June 27, 2017 12:16 AM (P8951)
Cool? Damn near freezing Donna. 41 & 46 2 mornings last week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2017 12:18 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
nope! to be completely clear though, 2 of the 6 are school-year jobs, so they'll start back in mid August. I needed another for the summer, just so some weeks will be 40 hour weeks.
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:19 AM (v7o4i)
That's what I did with the one I mentioned above, and what I do when I want to do it right.
I've also got so SO (SJ, actually, well the designation is longer that, I'd have to look it up) cord and can make a new one.
However, nothing beats the neat look of a molded plug, which I can't do.
However, using a high quality plug with proper pressure connectors can actually be better than some of the factory molded ones.
Some of those can run pretty warm brand new.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 12:19 AM (8O3HH)
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You know, that was a good story.
Not as good as Tickled Pink's ongoing foreign boyfriend story, but good in itself.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:19 AM (aT+Bx)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 27, 2017 12:03 AM (v5iqM)
I somehow missed this comment earlier. That was just mean.
Posted by: tbodie at June 27, 2017 12:19 AM (AY/TT)
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You know, that was a good story.
Not as good as Tickled Pink's ongoing foreign boyfriend story, but good in itself.
Posted by: shibumi at June
well he won't sell to her anymore because she showed up with a hickey on her "shoulder" from tickeled pink's boyfriend.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 12:20 AM (0wem/)
I am sure booknlass has very nice parts, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
well, thank you, darlin'.
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:20 AM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at June 27, 2017 12:16
It was nice, but sometimes too cool and rainy. It has been wet up there. This morn when we got up it was 46!
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2017 12:21 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2017 12:18 AM (ZTRlp)
Good Lord, winter just doesn't want to leave Wisconsin entirely - not even in June!
Where's that damn global warming when you need it?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at June 27, 2017 12:22 AM (P8951)
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:18 AM (aT+Bx)
Never heard anything like that. Her family happen to be the largest landowners in the world. Sure ... mostly Northern Territory empty space, but they own millions and millions and millions of acres of it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 12:22 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June
now your foot is going to keep you awake all night.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 12:22 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at June 27, 2017 12:22 AM (P8951)
AZ
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2017 12:23 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: tbodie at June 27, 2017 12:19 AM (AY/TT)
No worse than my own.
I'd want to be played by Tom Selleck.
I'd settle for Mark Whalberg.
They'd stick me with the zombie Gabby Hayes.
And with that, Horde, I'm off to the snoozer.
Hasta la nite nite, y'all!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 27, 2017 12:23 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2017 12:23 AM (nlbfN)
I share Erma Bombeck's opinion of pantyhose.
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:12 AM (v7o4i)*
OK, booknlass. If ever the "Pics, or it did not happen" rule were to ever apply, now would be the time.
Posted by: tbodie at June 27, 2017 12:23 AM (AY/TT)
Posted by: Jean
i was just joking.
just, making, a funny.
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:24 AM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:24 AM (9TU00)
It's been a bad day for the leftists.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at June 27, 2017 12:24 AM (P8951)
Kinda loved it, kinda hated it. I never had any spare time anymore, but every time I turned around someone was handing me another paycheck.
Posted by: qdpsteve
yeah, that's the good part. this past Friday was the first time I didn't get paid since Christmas vacay. not good. so I'm happy to get hired at the parts place! yay!
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:25 AM (v7o4i)
Yet another reason she should have married me ...
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:26 AM (9TU00)
---
You know, that was a good story.
Not as good as Tickled Pink's ongoing foreign boyfriend story, but good in itself.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:19
Ya'll crack me up. This bunch almost makes me think I'm normal! Is TP still gonna fly over and meet the dude?
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2017 12:26 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2017 12:23 AM (nlbfN)
Uh ... That sounds like the fakest of news. I don't know whose reports you were reading but they were total bullshit. Maybe it was an Onion page or something?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 12:26 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Jean
i was just joking.
just, making, a funny.
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:24 AM (v7o4i)
Love can be funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2017 12:26 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 12:26 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Little Hat Academia at June 27, 2017 12:27 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2017 12:28 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:28 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 12:28 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2017 12:26 AM (ZTRlp)
They have those penis enlargement vacuums, you know
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 12:28 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2017 12:28 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 12:28 AM (OdK9v)
Just tell Pixy that you love Shiny Chariot...
Posted by: Little Hat Academia at June 27, 2017 12:29 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: gNewt at June 27, 2017 12:29 AM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:29 AM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Little Hat Academia at June 27, 2017 12:27 AM (vBeA5)*
Hmmmm.....
Can you (Pixy), get me into Ace's time machine?
Just need it one time.
Will not ask twice!
Posted by: tbodie at June 27, 2017 12:29 AM (AY/TT)
the fun comes when you have competing wants. which do you really want?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 12:30 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: USNtakim "converted and happy deplorable" at June 27, 2017 12:31 AM (zZWkn)
Well he had to, didn't he? I mean there was nothing else he could do, be fair. You had transgressed the unwritten law.
Pixy didn't tell me what, but he gave me his
word that it was the case, and that's good enough for me with old Pixy.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2017 12:31 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: gNewt
those are for dates and the bedroom, or home. Definitely not for job interviews as an O'Reilly's part specialist. lol
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:31 AM (v7o4i)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2017 12:28 AM (nlbfN)
Well, outside of the pot dealers down by the park I can't remember any Jamaican-owned businesses, at all. Now, those pot dealers probably made a decent amount ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 12:31 AM (rZ+mb)
Just need it one time.
Will not ask twice!
Posted by: tbodie at June 27, 2017 12:29 AM (AY/TT)
1). I'm not Pixy
2). We just happen to love the same anime that just concluded: "Little Witch Academia".
And yes, it is coming out on Netflix or Hulu, and I recommend it as something the entire family can enjoy.
Posted by: The Shiny Hat at June 27, 2017 12:32 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: booknlass
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Well, I knew this day would arrive, sooner or later. It's time that I explained about gudgeon pins and crossheads.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 12:32 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 12:32 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 12:33 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 12:33 AM (9TU00)
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*grumbles*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 12:33 AM (OdK9v)
http://tinyurl.com/y8pswb8f
I want this stupid Russia business to blow up in the Dems faces.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at June 27, 2017 12:33 AM (P8951)
Posted by: USNtakim "converted and happy deplorable" at June
when did you choose it?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 12:33 AM (0wem/)
Yes, after it's over, let's hope the Dems are the ones who end up covered in Russian piss.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 12:34 AM (8O3HH)
I want Hugh Jackman.
I'll settle for Keanu.
I'll get Adrian Brody.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2017 12:36 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:31 AM (v7o4i)*
And yet, I would move my business to O'Reilly's if booknlass worked at the local O'Reilly's and wore the old fashioned nylons.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: tbodie at June 27, 2017 12:36 AM (AY/TT)
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:36 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 12:37 AM (rmVvL)
*takes my little notebook and pen out of the breast pocket of my new forest green O'Reilly's shirt*
ready, Mike! what the heck are they?
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:37 AM (v7o4i)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 12:38 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 12:39 AM (zZWkn)
--
Yeah, I tend to think "resigned" means "you have to resign or we'll fire you."
But don't worry, I'm sure MSNBC will hire them.
Or CBS.
Or the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:39 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 12:40 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: tbodie at June 27, 2017 12:40 AM (AY/TT)
http://tinyurl.com/y8pswb8f
I want this stupid Russia business to blow up in the Dems faces.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at June 27, 2017 12:33
Indeed. I hope so too.
Nite all, work beckons tomorrow.
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2017 12:40 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes
i think you're gonna get what you want, Donna. I want it too. The writing is on the wall, it seems.
Thank God!
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:41 AM (v7o4i)
Posted by: USNtakim at June
well, not trying to pick a fight, but usually the "recovering Catholics" are Catholics that grew up Catholic, not the ones that chose it well into adulthood. Not simply the religion, the whole experience.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 12:41 AM (0wem/)
Posted by: booknlass
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You won't have to worry about crossheads, but gudgeon pins you will:
http://tinyurl.com/ybfrm9ud
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 12:41 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:36 AM (cAnNx)
Elizabeth Bathory wasn't exactly a charmer:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at June 27, 2017 12:42 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at June 27, 2017 12:44 AM (P8951)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 12:45 AM (zZWkn)
Posted by: steevy at June 27, 2017 12:37 AM (rmVvL)
CNN Executive: "Give us the contact information of your source so we can get confirmation."
Dipshits: "Um we can't."
CNN Exec: "WTF is your problem you idiots! You screwed us!"
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:46 AM (cAnNx)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez the Brewers are NO.1 in the NL Central for the next 15 minutes at June 27, 2017 12:42 AM (P8951)
She was always on the verge of bludgeoning. Or something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 12:49 AM (XUcIQ)
Mr. Hammer. how many different kinds of gudgeon pins (or Wrist pins in the US) are there?
this is gonna be an almost vertical learning curve for me.
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:49 AM (v7o4i)
God, could this dialogue *possibly* be any more trite and hackneyed?
The scriptwriter should be bashing out copy for the _Weekly Advertiser_ in Slowpoke Rapids.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2017 12:49 AM (ujwCG)
I presume that is the Project Veritas "bombshell" due out manana?
Not bad. Not sure a "bombshell" - maybe a grenade, or a toe-popper mine, maybe a few feet of det-cord.
The guy's comment (no doubt accurate) that this absurd, absurd, absurd "Russia" crap is good for ratings just makes it impossible to pretend that the US is a serious country.
Those who have dealt directly with Soviet true believers, or Third World conspiracy fantasists, are stunned and appalled that half of the US (minimum) now appears to be just as vapid, ignorant, and silly as those sad people.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2017 12:51 AM (mBYZv)
"He married a beer mama."
For certain values of "beer". It's an Anheuser-Busch distributorship.
Purportedly also a mob property at one point. Perhaps to this day. Something I've never been able to definitively confirm or deny.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2017 12:53 AM (ujwCG)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angelyne
___
No worse than my own.
I'd want to be played by Tom Selleck.
I'd settle for Mark Whalberg.
They'd stick me with the zombie Gabby Hayes.
And with that, Horde, I'm off to the snoozer.
Hasta la nite nite, y'all!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 27, 2017 12:23 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2017 12:53 AM (LeaWx)
this is gonna be an almost vertical learning curve for me.
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 12:49 AM (v7o4i)
They are different for every engine (or engine family). But practically never sold as individual parts. They are included with new pistons, as a rule. And I'm willing to bet the number of pistons sold by an O'Reilly's outlet on any given day could be counted on the fingers of one hand.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 12:53 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: josephistan at June 26, 2017 10:44 PM (ANIFC)
How did they get it so right 600 years before?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 27, 2017 12:54 AM (17QyB)
Posted by: gNewt at June 27, 2017 12:55 AM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: USNtakim at June 27, 2017 12:56 AM (zZWkn)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2017 12:57 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: josephistan at June 26, 2017 10:44 PM (ANIFC)
How did they get it so right 600 years before?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 27, 2017 12:54 AM (17QyB)
600 years? That was written about 2000 years before mo slimed onto the scene.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 12:58 AM (rZ+mb)
this is gonna be an almost vertical learning curve for me.
Posted by: booknlass
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They are specific to each engine. Don't worry, it's all called out in the parts lists.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 12:59 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 12:41 AM (0wem/)
I was baptized and confirmed in The Church at 13, after my mother entered as an adult. I'm still quite fond of it, but it didn't "take". I'm lapsed, I haven't attended Mass in years.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 27, 2017 01:00 AM (17QyB)
Posted by: josephistan at June 26, 2017 10:44 PM (ANIFC)
How did they get it so right 600 years before?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer
maybe make that 4000 years before.
Because the Bible is God's word. truly "God-breathed."
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 01:01 AM (v7o4i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Only for 4 cylinder engines. ;-)
...or 5 cylinder Audi's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 01:02 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 12:58 AM (rZ+mb)
You know, I should have realized that before hitting "post", but I'm a dumbass, so there's that.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 27, 2017 01:02 AM (17QyB)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 01:02 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 01:03 AM (OdK9v)
aw, Jeff, goes easy on yourself. it's pretty late at night for math on the age of the world....
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 01:04 AM (v7o4i)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 27, 2017 01:04 AM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: Cornhusker Crazy at June 27, 2017 01:05 AM (0m0zi)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 01:05 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 01:06 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 01:06 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: booknlass at June 27, 2017 01:07 AM (v7o4i)
Posted by: gNewt at June 27, 2017 01:07 AM (5t7Yo)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 01:05 AM (8O3HH)
Yeah. Cain, Ishmael and Esau all shared similarities in parts of their lives and predicted futures.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 01:08 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 01:11 AM (XUcIQ)
Judges 9:53-54
53 And a certain woman cast a piece of a millstone upon Abimelech's head, and all to brake his skull.
54 Then he called hastily unto the young man his armourbearer, and said unto him, Draw thy sword, and slay me, that men say not of me, A women slew him. And his young man thrust him through, and he died.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 01:11 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 01:12 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 27, 2017 12:33 AM (0wem/)
It's called the Sacrament of Confirmation.
Posted by: Edward Teller at June 27, 2017 01:13 AM (jPLl0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 01:14 AM (OdK9v)
...or 5 cylinder Audi's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 01:02 AM (OdK9v)
And 2-cylinder Panhards. But what I really meant is retail parts stores don't sell many pistons anymore, at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 01:14 AM (XUcIQ)
That was back when people took their reputations seriously.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 27, 2017 01:17 AM (rZ+mb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 27, 2017 01:17 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 01:23 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yeah, I know. I was just being a wise ass.
Moreover, I forgot 3 cylinder DKW's, Saabs, and probably others.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 01:23 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 27, 2017 01:00 AM (17QyB)
Well, there's always this Sunday....
Posted by: tunakermit at June 27, 2017 01:24 AM (ae9fm)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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True. If Bernie had any integrity, he would have taken the same route.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 01:25 AM (OdK9v)
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Yep!
Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at June 27, 2017 01:25 AM (0jtPF)
Moreover, I forgot 3 cylinder DKW's, Saabs, and probably others.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 01:23 AM (OdK9v)
Well, I finished fixing the Avanti seat I was repairing, and it looks OK. Then I went and fired up my '88 Diesel Suburban, which had sat since last fall. Took a little doing but it did start, and seemed to run well. Drove it up to the next crossroads and back, and everything but the A/C works. Maybe I will insure it again, and use it for a while. I sure do like driving it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 01:28 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 01:32 AM (OdK9v)
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:36 AM
Granuaille
Think I spelled it right.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 27, 2017 01:37 AM (OQP5T)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 01:32 AM (OdK9v)
It has a Stanadyne fuel filter, withe a replaceable element, and there is a water sensor in the base, which turns on a "water in fuel" lamp in the dash.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 01:37 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Ah. Okay. I was just wondering about condensation after sitting through the winter.
I'm out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 01:39 AM (OdK9v)
615 556 You know I'm pretty sure that there were quite a few pretty ruthless women pirates throughout history.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 12:36 AM
Granuaille
Think I spelled it right.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 27, 2017 01:37 AM (OQP5T)
Apparently just one L
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 01:40 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2017 01:40 AM (QYg3P)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 01:41 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2017 01:43 AM (QYg3P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 27, 2017 01:44 AM (OQP5T)
Somehow I'm sure that lady pirates in real life just won't be anything at all like what the phrase conjures in my dirty little mind.
I think I'll just stick with that fantasy and not spoil with any reality.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 01:46 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 01:47 AM (cAnNx)
623
Somehow I'm sure that lady pirates in real life just won't be anything at all like what the phrase conjures in my dirty little mind.
I think I'll just stick with that fantasy and not spoil with any reality.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 01:46 AM (8O3HH)
What you're conjuring in your mind is probably that "Pirates" porno isn't it.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 01:48 AM (cAnNx)
Trying to make men into women doesn't work, nor does trying to make women manly. We evolved to be what we are because it's what works.
Thinking we're smarter than a successful evolutionary strategy that has seen our species and its progenitors safely across millenia is the height of hubris.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 27, 2017 01:49 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 01:55 AM (PUmDY)
I'm out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2017 01:39 AM (OdK9v)
Fuel tank is nearly full. Truck had issue with line from lift pump to injection pump leaking. I will fix that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 01:56 AM (XUcIQ)
MAGA!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 27, 2017 01:58 AM (lQqij)
Trying to make men into women doesn't work, nor does trying to make women manly. We evolved to be what we are because it's what works.
Thinking we're smarter than a successful evolutionary strategy that has seen our species and its progenitors safely across millenia is the height of hubris.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 27, 2017 01:49 AM (J+mig)
Thus the irony.
So many on the left support "evolution" for the only reason that it allows them to deny a creator (despite the fact that evolution only describes change and not creation).
'Tis true, that the Left deny that society can change evolutionarily based on good aspects benefiting while negative aspects harming. Rather, they see themselves as the fountainhead of absolute truth, with themselves as intelligent designers, to be imposed as they see fit.
Posted by: The Biological Hat at June 27, 2017 02:00 AM (vBeA5)
Well, just a Google image search of "sexy pirate costume" will give a glimpse into my mind's eye.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 02:02 AM (8O3HH)
'Tis true, that the Left deny that society can change evolutionarily based on good aspects benefiting while negative aspects harming. Rather, they see themselves as the fountainhead of absolute truth, with themselves as intelligent designers, to be imposed as they see fit.
Posted by: The Biological Hat at June 27, 2017 02:00 AM (vBeA5)
The Left continues to be fascinated by Lysenkoism.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 02:03 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 02:02 AM (8O3HH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsjLILPXMQ4
Posted by: The Piratical Hat at June 27, 2017 02:05 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 02:06 AM (XUcIQ)
The Left continues to be fascinated by Lysenkoism.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 02:03 AM (XUcIQ)
Biological Sex is a social construct! The social construct of "gender" absolute truth!!1!
Up is down!
War is peace!
2 + 2 = 5
!!!
Posted by: Faith begets science! at June 27, 2017 02:07 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 02:06 AM (XUcIQ)
But it always feels like you're just going in circles.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 02:07 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 02:06 AM (XUcIQ)
Not 88 mph...
Posted by: Doc Brown at June 27, 2017 02:08 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 02:08 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 02:03 AM (XUcIQ)
Of course they are- because as long as there are immutable truths, then socialism will always be a failure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2017 02:09 AM (jPLl0)
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 02:08 AM (cAnNx)
You got me there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 02:11 AM (XUcIQ)
Some women are not born mean, but get that way over time and trial.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 27, 2017 02:14 AM (NXsWM)
Late to the party, as usual! Work really interferes.
But, up to comment 360, nothing about the smoke bomb?
I'm so going to cook that up, but outside, and in a new, cheap cast iron skillet. I may try some sort of 9 volt battery/steel wool ignitor system, though...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 27, 2017 02:14 AM (4DCSq)
War is peace!
2 + 2 = 5
!!!
Posted by: Faith begets science! at June 27, 2017 02:07 AM (vBeA5)
Aaaaaaaaand the left continues to have its collective head up its own arse.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 27, 2017 02:16 AM (NXsWM)
Really late tonight, and I have no idea why publius would wear something like that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 02:19 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 02:08 AM (cAnNx)
You got me there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 02:11 AM (XUcIQ)
Bwahaha!
Posted by: The Metric System Conspiracy at June 27, 2017 02:20 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 02:21 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 27, 2017 02:16 AM (NXsWM)
You have a problem with that?
Posted by: Your P.C. Overlords at June 27, 2017 02:22 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 02:25 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 02:27 AM (IcT7t)
If my brain was working, I'd make a peg-leg joke.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 02:32 AM (8O3HH)
And it would be funny. Probably a thread winner.
But I'm too tired to fight, so, you win.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2017 02:35 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 02:38 AM (XUcIQ)
No, you win, 'cause I'm about to call it a night. Goodnight, everybody.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at June 27, 2017 02:39 AM (8O3HH)
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What I find scary is the fact that I can easily believe this.
He said the pedos couldn't get out. They all knew secrets about each other, and if someone tried to get out, they would blackmail them.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2017 12:07 AM (aT+Bx)
In many ways, this is the story of Congress.
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2017 02:49 AM (sdi6R)
https://youtu.be/2tyr92K218M
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2017 02:54 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2017 02:58 AM (PUmDY)
CNN is going down
Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2017 01:40 AM (QYg3P)
https://t.co/TQWte6WWIN?amp=1
Posted by: ThunderB at June 27, 2017 01:43 AM (QYg3P)
This is gonna be fun!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 27, 2017 02:59 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2017 03:00 AM (XUcIQ)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 27, 2017 03:44 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at June 27, 2017 03:50 AM (4DCSq)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2017 04:18 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2017 04:21 AM (Ot7+c)
Posted by: nerdygirl
If some fat chick stuffed you full of pebbles, you'd be angry too.
Posted by: Angry Beaver at June 27, 2017 04:30 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Satan at June 27, 2017 04:38 AM (xAvrH)
Dog, I hate this tablet.
Posted by: creeper, Home On Her Hill at June 27, 2017 04:41 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: creeper, Home On Her Hill at June 27, 2017 04:48 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: Satan at June 27, 2017 04:49 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: creeper
If you ever become president, you gotta tweet that out, in order to troll the press.
Posted by: Satan at June 27, 2017 04:50 AM (xAvrH)
Posted by: Caitlyn Cobretti at June 27, 2017 04:57 AM (xAvrH)
Anyway, isn`t trolling YOUR depargmunt?
Posted by: creeper, Home On Her Hill at June 27, 2017 04:58 AM (ph+ut)
Send me the IP....there is a small chance I can unban it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 05:10 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: creeper, Home On Her Hill at June 27, 2017 05:12 AM (ph+ut)
I find it odd that so many bands seem to deliberately name themselves so as to turn off as many people as possible.
cf: The Child Abuse, Anal Cunt, Butthole Surfers, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Dumpster Juice, Ass Coffee, You've Got Foetus On Your Breath, Menstrual Gravy, Sweat-Tit Fatty
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 05:15 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: creeper, Home On Her Hill at June 27, 2017 05:19 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: creeper, Home On Her Hill at June 27, 2017 05:23 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: creeper, HughesNet deplorable at June 27, 2017 05:28 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 05:36 AM (wYseH)
Send an email to Ace with your IP and he can contact Pixy to fix it.
But, in the meantime, what was the last hash you had before your PC was banned?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2017 05:39 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: creeper, HughesNet deplorable at June 27, 2017 05:40 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: Hillary 2020! at June 27, 2017 05:43 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: creeper, HughesNet deplorable at June 27, 2017 05:44 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: creeper, HughesNet deplorable at June 27, 2017 05:48 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: creeper, HughesNet deplorable at June 27, 2017 05:56 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: creeper, HughesNet deplorable at June 27, 2017 06:06 AM (ph+ut)
Big day here in Casa Irish. Both pups going to the vet in a couple of hours. Little Whiskey is going to get broken, and big brother Murphy will be shot up.
Since Whiskey is NPO, they are both wandering around the kitchen all forlorn, "Where are our peanut butter filled Kongs, Mom!?!? And we haz no breakfast either!!"
Think I'm gonna hide in the bathroom for a while because I can't handle their sad little faces.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2017 06:13 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2017 06:13 AM (J+eG2)
happy tuesday
Posted by: wing at June 27, 2017 06:16 AM (Ohl7S)
Posted by: creeper, HughesNet deplorable at June 27, 2017 06:16 AM (ph+ut)
But it's been like that moment in LoTR when Widfara of Rohan notices that the Wind has Changed. It's still dark, the enemies all still loom, the huge battle is still to be fought - but suddenly, it's not as hopeless as it was before.
The Wind has Changed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2017 06:27 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: creeper, HughesNet deplorable at June 27, 2017 06:31 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 06:33 AM (9TU00)
If that had been my daughter Tremayne would be wishing he got jail time instead.
Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2017 06:34 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: creeper, HughesNet deplorable at June 27, 2017 06:39 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 27, 2017 06:40 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2017 06:34 AM (BO/km)
Tell the truth,
Less than a DUI.
In New York, for example, the estimated minimum cost for a first DUI conviction is $9,500. The state of Illinois estimates the average DUI cost at $14,660.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 06:41 AM (PduNE)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 06:42 AM (9TU00)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 06:42 AM (9TU00)
Yeah.
Collapse of the 'Russians' narrative, calls to oust Pelosi, CNN hitting the wall, all those SCOTUS decisions...the Dems had been trying to roll over Trump by momentum alone, but that suddenly evaporated when they ran themselves into a ditch yet again. Suddenly all their offensives have collapsed...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2017 06:46 AM (9TU00)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:43 AM (oVJmc)
Then now would be the time to attack and crush them. But....GOP....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2017 06:47 AM (OlNRF)
The CNN thing is particularly interesting because I have a slight suspicion the Trump legal team might be behind it. The CNN folks are obviously shitting their pants.
It might be #winning, might not be, but it's about time the press got a molten hot rod up their ass for lying and making shit up.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at June 27, 2017 06:49 AM (PduNE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdP8TiKY8dE
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 27, 2017 06:49 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: creeper, HughesNet deplorable at June 27, 2017 06:50 AM (ph+ut)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 27, 2017 06:52 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 27, 2017 06:53 AM (hMwEB)
There's a link at Instapundit.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2017 06:53 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: creeper, HughesNet deplorable at June 27, 2017 06:53 AM (ph+ut)
Zuc needs to meet a fully weaponized IRS. Personally.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 06:53 AM (FeRav)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 27, 2017 06:54 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books at June 27, 2017 06:53 AM
~~~~~
Lol. I should've put $2 to Show.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2017 06:54 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2017 06:55 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Hawaiian Judge at June 27, 2017 06:55 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2017 06:56 AM (FeRav)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 27, 2017 06:57 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2017 06:58 AM (jm1YL)
I can also assure you that there is no "interfaith dialogue" with Moslems in the Presbyterian Church in America (PCA). I just returned from our annual General Assembly, and the matter did not even come up.
Posted by: Tom at June 27, 2017 08:08 AM (8GcwU)
Posted by: Gem at June 27, 2017 09:12 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Gem at June 27, 2017 09:13 AM (uaHyk)
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