Matthew Continetti Gets It, Finally: What if the Political Class Knows Absolutely Nothing About Anything?

Continetti had been a populist critic of the puffed-up, jumped-up false elites, but then backed off that position in reaction (I speculate) to Trump's populist victory.

But he seems to be permitting himself to get it again.

Events are turning me into a radical skeptic. I no longer believe what I read, unless what I am reading is an empirically verifiable account of the past. I no longer have confidence in polls, because it has become impossible to separate the signal from the noise. What I have heard from the media and political class over the last several years has been so spectacularly proven wrong by events, again and again, that I sometimes wonder why I continue to read two newspapers a day before spending time following journalists on Twitter. Habit, I guess. A sense of professional obligation, I suppose. Maybe boredom.
The fact is that almost the entirety of what one reads in the paper or on the web is speculation. The writer isn't telling you what happened, he is offering an interpretation of what happened, or offering a projection of the future. The best scenario is that these theories are novel, compelling, informed, and based on reporting and research. But that is rarely the case. More often the interpretations of current events, and prophesies of future ones, are merely the products of groupthink or dogma or emotions or wish-casting, memos to friends written by 27-year-olds who, in the words of Ben Rhodes, "literally know nothing." There was a time when newspapers printed astrology columns. They no longer need to. The pseudoscience is on the front page.
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"Like a bearded nut in robes on the sidewalk proclaiming the end of the world is near, the media is just doing what makes it feel good, not reporting hard facts," Michael Crichton once said. "We need to start seeing the media as a bearded nut on the sidewalk, shouting out false fears. It's not sensible to listen to it."

Don Surber coincidentally has a piece demonstrating that they're literally always wrong about everything, noting that they have learned absolutely nothing since November.

That's not just laziness. Even a lazy person learns by osmosis.

To actively reject all information is a purposeful exertion. They're remaining proudly ignorant as a demonstration of mule-headed willful stupidity.

Posted by: Ace at 06:04 PM

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1
First thing to know is: The Left doesn't even believe in any of the crap they spew.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:56 PM (vjy0I)

2
#2: Never argue with someone who doesn't even believe what they're saying.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:57 PM (vjy0I)

3 Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 05:57 PM (yqvys)

4
#3: Treat fringe lunatics as if they were fringe lunatics.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:57 PM (vjy0I)

5
As soon as you entertain the Left's argument, you lost the argument.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:58 PM (vjy0I)

6 I'm not sure if "What if?" is the right question. Being as how we already know that's the case.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 23, 2017 05:58 PM (WzbqD)

7
Also: I'm gonna randomly call some of you "pervs"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM (vjy0I)

8 The only way to win is not to play.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM (Id9+8)

9 OT Just got a notice about an Iowahawk Tweet:

So I gather GA06 has suddenly gone from Enlightened Sunbelt Suburban Panera Voters back to Inbred Reactionary Neo-Confederate Klansmen

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM (qES5k)

10 Our 'elites' are proud of their ignorance, like a nobleman being proud of not being 'in business'.

They don't want to get their mental hands dirty. They just want to play dress up and tell each other (and themselves) how grand they are.

Fuck em with a rusty pike.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 06:00 PM (3OIiX)

11 JESUS, thank you.

Anyone with a knowledge of history- disqualifying most history majors, who have a talent for left-wing regurgitation and precious little else- would realize that current media performance resembles a Soviet Bloc state. In the precious few months before a mob literally storms the presidential palace.

Most left leaning websites actively discourage any broad understanding of history besides the most basic platitudes. Heterodoxy would be far more lethal to their atmosphere of controlled insanity than any face-saving victory, so they can't have it.

Posted by: trev006 at June 23, 2017 06:00 PM (5Ag3u)

12
Posted by: Soothsayer

^^
Perv Alert!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:00 PM (vjy0I)

13
Perv Alert!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:00 PM (vjy0I)

14 Everyday the number of people who hold the media in contempt grows a little larger.

Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at June 23, 2017 06:00 PM (hJrjt)

15 "Ignorance" is one of the core values of the Democrat party. Without ignorance, they would get no votes. They have to keep their voters stupid--it's not a choice for them, it's policy.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (MZcWR)

16 In before Toby!

Posted by: The Scorpion at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (LTHVh)

17 Matthew Continetti Discovers Wishcasting!

News at 11:00.

Hey Matt, check out Gell-Mann Amnesia. It's a hoot.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (H8S+R)

18
The Left actually has us arguing The Weather with them.

That's on us, not them. We're stupid for falling into the trap.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (vjy0I)

19 I wonder how Trump is so popular, he doesn't believe anything we do?

Posted by: The Establishment at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (4dz1m)

20 oh, I don't know if rejecting information is any exertion for these people.

Listening takes time and effort.

Thinking takes time and effort.

The Left simply responds to new information and facts by simply closing their eyes, covering their ears are reciting "lalalallala I can't hear you."

"Lalallalala I can't hear you" isn't hard.

"What exactly will you do to stop the violence on the part of the members of your party" is hard.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:03 PM (aT+Bx)

21 Safari-jacking ads suck balls. Shriveled old man balls.

That Amazon based thing one is horrible and I don't even think it is really Amazon.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2017 06:03 PM (jHrzU)

22 Interesting thread juxtaposed with the one just below it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 23, 2017 06:03 PM (m9X4Y)

23 They know how to run up big bills on OPM.

Posted by: fluffy at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (jw2Xw)

24 "So I gather GA06 has suddenly gone from Enlightened Sunbelt Suburban Panera Voters back to Inbred Reactionary Neo-Confederate Klansmen"

Or as Rush characterized the MSM basically saying that those Republicans "slithered" out to vote on Tuesday

Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (jm1YL)

25
The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.

And we LOST that argument.

How sad are we.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (vjy0I)

26 They're remaining proudly ignorant as a demonstration of mule-headed willful stupidity.

Tribal signaling, virtue signaling, is there really a difference?

Posted by: Leftists Gotta Left at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (L7t0A)

27 "What exactly will you do to stop the violence on the part of the members of your party" is hard.

---------

Well, they don't want to.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (Id9+8)

28 First thing to know is: The Left doesn't even believe in any of the crap they spew.
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Oh, I'd disagree to a point.

They believe in the holiness of abortion.

They believe in the peacefulness of Muslims.

They belive the guns kill people, not people.

They believe all the problems of the world can be blamed on conservatives.

etc.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:05 PM (aT+Bx)

29 They just live in a different reality, one that exists only inside their bubble of friends.

Posted by: geoffb5 at June 23, 2017 06:05 PM (d3wbb)

30 Excellent.

Welcome to the Dark Side , Matthew.

Posted by: Mortimer - FInish Her! at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (Uxokn)

31 The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.

And we LOST that argument.

How sad are we.
--

We are incredibly pathetic.

We are the "yeah, just give the brats what they want to shut them up" party.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (aT+Bx)

32 221 Off topic and Willowed from the last thread,

Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade. Chief Harteau shamed them heavily in last night's news. So dis a few other officers from other jurisdictions.

Listen for more updates tomorrow, like when Black Lies Matter protests by halting the parade a few blocks in. They already did it somewhere else, Seattle?

I can hardly wait. I just love Blue on Blue.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (4dz1m)

33 All this talk of a bearded nut hollering on the street corner is giving Joe Biden a hard on.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (5VlCp)

34 Don Surber coincidentally has a piece demonstrating that they're literally always wrong about everything, noting that they have learned absolutely nothing since November.

"What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass"

-- Lord Melbourne

Posted by: A Not-so-foolish Hat at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (vBeA5)

35 19 I wonder how Trump is so popular, he doesn't believe anything we do?
Posted by: The Establishment at June 23, 2017 06:01 PM (4dz1m)

Right? I mean, not a single person I know voted for him!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (0mRoj)

36 The media is trying to distract America from the fact that they colluded with Hillary to defeat Bernie --for gripes sakes.

Never mind that it illustrates how much they have sided with the DNC for decades ...

Now they are tap dancing and setting their hair on fire with--

"De RUSSIANS11!!"

To get America to forget what a bunch of slime buckets they all are.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (NhoWt)

37 Politicians are good at one thing. Getting elected. And raising money. Ok, that's two things. They're good at two things, getting elected and raising money. And grandstanding. Wait, I'll go outside and come back in.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 06:07 PM (kTF2Z)

38 Oh c'mon now. They know how to get reelected and protect their little cubicle farm.

That's something I suppose. Sucks for us though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 06:07 PM (4ErVI)

39 "What exactly will you do to stop the violence on the part of the members of your party" is hard.
---------

Well, they don't want to.
--

I agree. However, I just wanted to give an example of something they'd have to actually think about.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:07 PM (aT+Bx)

40 shibumi: "Thinking takes time and effort."

Hence the JournoList. Or the NYTimes.

The industry wanted Groupthink and they wanted the Cliff's Notes version. These cretins have been undereducated, over-credentialed, overpaid, and overrated for decades.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (H8S+R)

41 I also noted the other day that the Left always lead the agenda because everyone follows we that agenda. So it isn't just CNN it is dextrosphere blogs posting reactions to "did you see what the NYT said?"

Local conservative talk radio was complaining that the news would drop the Republicans being shot story. Which they did. But you don't hear boo from conservative talk radio station about it and ITS A LOCAL STORY.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (jHrzU)

42 25
The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.

And we LOST that argument.

How sad are we.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (vjy0I)

You even had people ostensibly of the political right calling us hate-filled bigots for not enthusiastically approving.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (0mRoj)

43 Michael Crichton wrote "State of Fear" about this and global warming. It's spot on.

Posted by: dantesed at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (88xKn)

44
We are the "yeah, just give the brats what they want to shut them up" party.

Yeah, that's another thing. We expect them to be satisfied every time we let them get their way.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:09 PM (vjy0I)

45
The Russians are coming!
The Russians are coming!
Everyone to get from street!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 06:09 PM (pNxlR)

46 Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade.

Now we can all get some sleep.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 06:09 PM (SRKgf)

47 45
The Russians are coming!
The Russians are coming!
Everyone to get from street!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 06:09 PM (pNxlR)

Emergency! Emergency!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:09 PM (0mRoj)

48 it doesn't just hijack Safari. it was hijacking the Android browser too.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 23, 2017 06:10 PM (HiUBI)

49 We are the "yeah, just give the brats what they want to shut them up" party.
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Yeah, that's another thing. We expect them to be satisfied every time we let them get their way.
---

I think the GOP needs to rebrand and become the "The Liberal Beatings
Will Continue Until Their Attitude Improves" Party.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:11 PM (aT+Bx)

50 The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.

And we LOST that argument.

How sad are we.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (vjy0I)

You even had people ostensibly of the political right calling us hate-filled bigots for not enthusiastically approving.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (0mRoj)

*coughNationalReviewcough*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 06:11 PM (3OIiX)

51
46 Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade.

Will they be on motorcycles and disrupting it like that guy in SFO?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 06:11 PM (pNxlR)

52 Now it's not willful ignorance. It's ignorance, but it's ignorance because their worldview is wrong.

Go back and read all the articles during the primaries and the election about some intrepid dipshit reporter going to a Trump rally in order to "figure out" who these people are and what is going on.

In all of them you'll notice they see nothing beyond what fits into the racial, gender, and class views. That's it. They simply can't interpret anything they see or hear outside of those filters.

Willfully being ignorant would be recognizing some other filter but just totally rejecting it. They don't even recognize the other filters.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 06:11 PM (4ErVI)

53
"What exactly will you do to stop the violence on the part of the members of your party" is hard.
---------

Well, they don't want to.
--

I agree. However, I just wanted to give an example of something they'd have to actually think about.

----

They better do it soon. I don't think they realize how ugly it can get.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (4dz1m)

54 Listen for more updates tomorrow, like when Black Lies Matter protests by halting the parade a few blocks in. They already did it somewhere else, Seattle?

I can hardly wait. I just love Blue on Blue.
Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (4dz1m)

We should set up a stand along the parade route to sell bike locks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (SRKgf)

55 The fun thing about the left is its echo chamber, which seems to be getting more soundproof by the day. I don't think Chuck Todd (por exemplo) has any idea that there are intelligent people in the world who see him as a windmill-tilting left-wing warrior on a mission of madness.

Posted by: Caliban at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (WscDl)

56 I don't know about all of you but I've come away from the past couple of weeks sick and weary to the bone of listening to every piece of crap that the Left has attempted to sling at the masses, hoping some of it would stick. I get a feeling that we're reaching a saturation point. I pray for a mighty blowback, something like a putrid whale carcass exploding on the beach that will shut their mouths for a while. A girl can dream.

Posted by: Tuna at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (jm1YL)

57 Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade. Chief Harteau shamed them heavily in last night's news. So dis a few other officers from other jurisdictions.

One, I read that initially as "uninformed police."
Two, why should police be permitted by their department to appear in uniform at an event like this which, by its very nature, is political?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (0mRoj)

58
We can't even repeal, obamacare, the stupidest law in the history of modern western civilization, because we're afraid of the Left.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (vjy0I)

59 You even had people ostensibly of the political right calling us hate-filled bigots for not enthusiastically approving.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:08 PM (0mRoj)

Hey, I AM a hate-filled bigot, and a lot of you need to up your game to hang with me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 06:13 PM (SRKgf)

60 Shibumi, I think it's also a reluctance to question one's assumptions. I don't think that's exclusively a Left thing either, btw. Hell, I "know" a bit about economics, and Monty did a lot here to show us that what we knew perhaps wasn't right. It took a lot for me to get over the hurdle of that.

I could see that reluctance in the MSM and the Left. What I don't see is any glimmer that it can be overcome.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 23, 2017 06:13 PM (2VN2E)

61
Willfully being ignorant would be recognizing some other filter but just totally rejecting it. They don't even recognize the other filters.
--

Many mentally ill people, and most especially people with personality disorders, do not recognize that they have a problem.

EVERYONE else is a problem.

/aka "all problems can be traced to Trump/Republicans/Trump voters."

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:14 PM (aT+Bx)

62
Every morning our "betters" wake, arise and sit down to consume a big breakfast bowl of Willful Ignorance (the Cereal of the Smart Set!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 06:14 PM (pNxlR)

63 Hey, Sheppy boy. Cum and get it here. *jiggles balls*

Posted by: Michael Crotch Ton at June 23, 2017 06:14 PM (xAvrH)

64 First thing to know is: The Left doesn't even believe in any of the crap they spew.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:56 PM (vjy0I)

I think they do. That's why they're so dangerous.

They implement it every chance they get: homo marriage, transgender freak show, cake baker punishment, the list goes on.

The Wild Animals must be dealt with.

Posted by: Country Boy at June 23, 2017 06:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

65
The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.
And we LOST that argument.
How sad are we. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:04 PM (vjy0I)

No, when put to a vote it was soundly defeated in most states,even Ca.It was shoved down our throats by judges under the fig leaf of being unconstitutional

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 23, 2017 06:15 PM (lKyWE)

66 They are such hypocrites. They may hate Trump but I am sure they love their swelling 401k portfolios, right? But nary a peep about that from them.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 06:15 PM (a0IVu)

67 Hey, I AM a hate-filled bigot, and a lot of you need to up your game to hang with me.
--

I am so filled with hate, that I won't date black men! Or half black men! Or Musliml men! And I want everyone off my lawn!!!!

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

68
If only WE adopted the same attitude the Left has about global warming being "settled science" and beyond debate because it's "fact."

The Left has us arguing about letting TERRORISTS into our country. They won't even let us secure our borders!

The Left is insane and evil. But we are their accomplices.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (vjy0I)

69 Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade.

==

#winning

Posted by: Village People at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (Uxokn)

70 The fucking communists that run California believe good and well in ALL the crap they spew....and they aim to prove it by imprisoning or killing anyone who disagrees.

Posted by: torabora at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (AyXPo)

71 You will note that almost all 'news' shows are now two or more 'Journalists' talking about their opinions about things going on...

Not the facts... but their interpretation....

The supposed experts on things? are other 'Journalists'....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

72 The Left is insane and evil. But we are their accomplices.
--

Enablers. We're enablers.

Unfortunately.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

73 Also: I'm gonna randomly call some of you "pervs"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM (vjy0I)
---
*waits expectantly by phone*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 06:17 PM (QGoUX)

74 64 First thing to know is: The Left doesn't even believe in any of the crap they spew.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:56 PM (vjy0I)

The Pelosi crowd, I agree.

Everyone else believes it. 100%.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 06:17 PM (4ErVI)

75 To actively reject all information is a purposeful exertion. They're
remaining proudly ignorant as a demonstration of mule-headed willful
stupidity.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."

-- Upton Sinclair

Posted by: J. S. Bach at June 23, 2017 06:17 PM (DMUuz)

76 Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade.

Wait, wut?

Like, fruity cops marching arm-in-arm with their fellow fruits?

Or like, cops along the parade route as per their duty?

What have the parade people to say about whether cops can do their jobs?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 06:17 PM (tJeKM)

77 --
*waits expectantly by phone*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 06:17 PM (QGoUX)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 06:18 PM (qES5k)

78 I am so filled with hate, that I won't date black men! Or half black men! Or Musliml men! And I want everyone off my lawn!!!!
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

Hey there....

Posted by: Don Q., Single White Male.... at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM (NgKpN)

79 The left was going pretty nutty in 2001, with the "stolen election" fiasco, until that got displaced by 9/11. It came back a little, but never beyond the fringe.

Posted by: wooga at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM (n1x/t)

80 So is there going to be public cocksucking at this Minneapolis Pride Parade like the Folsom Street Fair? Or is the Minneapolis crowd not ready for that yet?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM (0mRoj)

81 Nobody knows anything.

Posted by: William Goldman at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM (bc2Lc)

82 This is even more surprising than you think.

Why?

Because he's Bill Kristol's son in law.

This is him basically saying, yeah, honey? Your dad's a stupid asshole.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny now with MAGIC Jazz Hands at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (dEQP3)

83 SOURCES SAY ENRAGED TRUMP CONTEMPLATING HIT ON JOHNNY DEPP

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)

84 69 Minneapolis Pride Parade announced that they will let uniformed police participate in tomorrow's parade.

From beating gheys to beating off gheys. You've come a long way, baby!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (0mRoj)

85 Also: I'm gonna randomly call some of you "pervs"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 05:59 PM

Can I get a good curry recipe from you while you're on the phone for Teh Moron Cookbook?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (DMUuz)

86
One, I read that initially as "uninformed police."
Two, why should police be permitted by their department to appear in uniform at an event like this which, by its very nature, is political?

Uno, If the police are leftists, they are uninformed. Read the topic we are commenting on.
Zwei, It shows that the police are "inclusive" and members of the community. Besides it gives them a chance to pick up partners turned on by wearing their snazzy uniforms. Pride parades are non political, the organizers all have the same fabulously correct progressive politics. If you don't, you are obviously a homophobic h8er!

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (4dz1m)

87 80 So is there going to be public cocksucking at this Minneapolis Pride Parade like the Folsom Street Fair? Or is the Minneapolis crowd not ready for that yet?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017
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They were just inflating scrotii.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (QGoUX)

88
Or like, cops along the parade route as per their duty?

No you can't get a permit without security and crowd control. I believe the MPD was going to have a float in the parade.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (lKyWE)

89
83 SOURCES SAY ENRAGED TRUMP CONTEMPLATING HIT ON JOHNNY DEPP
Posted by: This...is CNN at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)

It was... soap... poisoning!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (pNxlR)

90 I am so filled with hate, that I won't date black men! Or half black men! Or Musliml men! And I want everyone off my lawn!!!!
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Country Boy will be in Detroit next month so heads up!!! at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

91
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

^^
PERV ALERT!

PERV ALERT!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:22 PM (vjy0I)

92 88
Or like, cops along the parade route as per their duty?

No you can't get a permit without security and crowd control. I believe the MPD was going to have a float in the parade.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (lKyWE)

They'll have a mince and sashay too.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:22 PM (0mRoj)

93
88 Or like, cops along the parade route as per their duty?

No you can't get a permit without security and crowd control. I believe the MPD was going to have a float in the parade.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (lKyWE)

They're not called "floats", they're called "swishes"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2017 06:22 PM (pNxlR)

94 83 SOURCES SAY ENRAGED TRUMP CONTEMPLATING HIT ON JOHNNY DEPP

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)

American public decides to go ahead and re-elect Trump.

"He's doing a good job why wait four years?"

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 06:23 PM (4ErVI)

95
Perv Alert!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0e5lmANRWs

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:23 PM (vjy0I)

96 They are have kiddie porn on their computers and compromising pictures and videos of them banging 8 year olds.

This is the only explanation for how they act.

Nobody is that retarded as they act.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 06:23 PM (2qHjF)

97 54
Listen for more updates tomorrow, like when Black Lies Matter
protests by halting the parade a few blocks in. They already did it
somewhere else, Seattle?

I can hardly wait. I just love Blue on Blue.

Posted by: rd at June 23, 2017 06:06 PM (4dz1m)

We should set up a stand along the parade route to sell bike locks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (SRKgf)

As I have frequently posted, I have long awaited the War of the Fellow Travelers. Orlando was just the first battle.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 23, 2017 06:23 PM (jK8Z7)

98 ...mule-headed willful stupidity.

We used to send old mules to the glue factory.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 06:24 PM (l4aLi)

99 IIRC, one of the Village People was a cop, wasn't he?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 23, 2017 06:24 PM (jK8Z7)

100
The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.

And we LOST that argument.

And they've only gotten more shrill and violent.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

101 58
We can't even repeal, obamacare, the stupidest law in the history of modern western civilization, because we're afraid of the Left.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (vjy0I)

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Yes, it's that bad

Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 06:25 PM (LQ1Q3)

102 "News anchor" should be the term for the weight used to keep the body of a bloviating gasbag from rising to the surface.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at June 23, 2017 06:26 PM (5fSr7)

103 101
58

We can't even repeal, obamacare, the stupidest law in the history of
modern western civilization, because we're afraid of the Left.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:12 PM (vjy0I)

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Yes, it's that bad

Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 06:25 PM (LQ1Q3)

The proposition that male and female are not genetic construct is literal Lysenkoism.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 23, 2017 06:26 PM (jK8Z7)

104 100
The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.

And we LOST that argument.

And they've only gotten more shrill and violent.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2017 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

Unpossible! We were assured repeatedly that was all they wanted and there'd be no slippery slope!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:28 PM (0mRoj)

105 83 SOURCES SAY ENRAGED TRUMP CONTEMPLATING HIT ON JOHNNY DEPP

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)

Lat year President Trump said he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and still get elected. We believe that was a threat against Johnny Depp for his comments yesterday. We call on President Trump to repudiate his hateful and un-Presidential Rhetoric.

This is CNN.

Posted by: Actual body of CNN story at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (4dz1m)

106 So is there going to be public ~~cock~~ lutefisksucking at this
Minneapolis Pride Parade
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (DMUuz)

107 Or we are literal subhuman psych to these people. They have plans in place for "reeducation camps" for 80-100 million of us.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (2qHjF)

108 Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM

FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (DMUuz)

That's just obscene.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (0mRoj)

109 I feel like we're living in a real time blockbuster sequel of the action film, Face/Off, with Travolta and Cage.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (/HfBH)

110 I see we're all surprised by this. I wont bother doing a Shocked Face. I dont know how anyway.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2017 06:31 PM (7iUYS)

111 78 I am so filled with hate, that I won't date black men! Or half black men! Or Musliml men! And I want everyone off my lawn!!!!
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

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I guess I never realized how filled with hate I am! I also have never dated black or Muslim men but did not know that was racist. I thought I just like white men!

Posted by: Chilling the most at June 23, 2017 06:32 PM (9Ej78)

112 109 I feel like we're living in a real time blockbuster sequel of the action film, Face/Off, with Travolta and Cage.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 06:29 PM (/HfBH)

You recommending the movie? cause i need something to watch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2017 06:33 PM (7iUYS)

113 111 78 I am so filled with hate, that I won't date black men! Or half black men! Or Musliml men! And I want everyone off my lawn!!!!
Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 06:16 PM (aT+Bx)

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I guess I never realized how filled with hate I am! I also have never dated black or Muslim men but did not know that was racist. I thought I just like white men!
Posted by: Chilling the most at June 23, 2017 06:32 PM (9Ej7

And I must really hate Gay Men.... I've never dated one...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q., Single White Male.... at June 23, 2017 06:33 PM (NgKpN)

114 The proposition that male and female are not genetic construct is literal Lysenkoism.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 23, 2017 06:26 PM (jK8Z7)

Inevitable really once they started in with the race is a social construct bs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 23, 2017 06:34 PM (4ErVI)

115

Any idea what more "gay rights" these homosexuals are looking for??

I'm serious. What "gay rights" are they still crying for?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:34 PM (vjy0I)

116 The Left proposed Men Having Husbands.

And we LOST that argument.

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Actually I think we won the argument, so the left had to resort to a raw exercise of power via SCOTUS.

Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 06:34 PM (LQ1Q3)

117 Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at June 23, 2017 06:21 PM (lKyWE)

Alrighty then. It's a brave new world, for sure.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 06:35 PM (tJeKM)

118 To actively reject all information is a purposeful exertion. They're
remaining proudly ignorant as a demonstration of mule-headed willful
stupidity.
---
So, we're still discussing the GOPe's plans to rehabilitate obamacare?

Posted by: Methos at June 23, 2017 06:35 PM (3Liv/)

119
Wasn't the fake gay marriage the end of the "gay rights" issue??

Is there more that they want?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:35 PM (vjy0I)

120 Fritz, what we really need is a new political parody version of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

I think Ace knows who should play "The Ugly." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 06:35 PM (eMKNe)

121 I'm serious. What "gay rights" are they still crying for?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:34 PM (vjy0I)

Maybe it's that "mandatory" element that Bob Hope once quipped about.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 23, 2017 06:36 PM (RwwCT)

122 Friday Flash Email Traffic

LEO Trade-In Smith & Wesson Model 65 .357 Magnum Revolver in Stainless $399.95

http://bit.ly/2t4ph2U

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 23, 2017 06:36 PM (LTHVh)

123 What I would like to see out of the nightly news:

Break in at the U/n/Me liquor store last night. Perp caught with bottle on the next corner.
Amos lost his coon dog last night If you see Jake take him home.
Sons of Italy and the Knights of Columbus are having a combined fund raiser to support something or other.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2017 06:36 PM (z6wSb)

124 "What I have heard from the media and political class over the last several years has been so spectacularly proven wrong by events, again and again,"
I blame Obama.

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 06:38 PM (HgMAr)

125
Speaking of guns...

the city of Worcester, MA will have its annual (I guess) voluntary gun confiscation drive this week.

Turn in your guns for CA$H!! Seriously. Handguns will get you $50-75.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:39 PM (vjy0I)

126 >>>You recommending the movie? cause i need something to watch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob<<<

If you can stream it without it costing you your hard earned money, sure. Hell, just the time to suspend your intellect and any sense of reason is costly enough. That and a bag of popcorn.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 06:39 PM (/HfBH)

127 LOL

Smash Mouth retweeted an anime porn Nazi

http://gizmo.do/Jzp0FcJ

Posted by: A Not-so-foolish Hat at June 23, 2017 06:40 PM (vBeA5)

128 83 SOURCES SAY ENRAGED TRUMP CONTEMPLATING HIT ON JOHNNY DEPP

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 23, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)

Trump knows what we like and what we want! /kidding

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 06:40 PM (SRKgf)

129 125
Speaking of guns...

the city of Worcester, MA will have its annual (I guess) voluntary gun confiscation drive this week.

Turn in your guns for CA$H!! Seriously. Handguns will get you $50-75.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:39 PM (vjy0I)

Sounds like an incentive for those so inclined to steal guns and sell them to the city for some quick cash.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (0mRoj)

130 Any idea what more "gay rights" these homosexuals are looking for??

I'm serious. What "gay rights" are they still crying for?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:34 PM (vjy0I)

They want 100% approval and acceptance of their choices.

They want you to bake them cakes with a smile.

Rush out to see the next gay movie..and like it.

they want applause when they step out with some pool boy strapped to their side.

everything short of getting nasa to name a fucking planet after them.

They want shit most people don't get in everyday life.

they want you to SUBMIT.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ)

131 It goes beyond the media.

We cannot believe or trust any governmental agency or bureau.

We now have the IC and LEO apparatus going to the mattresses with Russian interference.

It never happened but there they are spinning bullshit.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (9A6UB)

132 One of life's little tragedies: in AL a liquor store destroyed in last night's storms. Perfectly good bottles of booze were destroyed in case of contamination.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (yqvys)

133 I tend to see it as a conscious differentiation from "the other" - if they shared any beliefs with us, even if those beliefs are based in empirically verifiable reality, it would mean that they are not as superior to the commoners as they wish to imagine that they are.
Since that superiority is at the core of their self___ and world-view, they naturally protect it with everything they have got, no matter how deep into insanity that takes them.
Tragically human, in the classical sense.

Which is not to say that I don't see them as bitter-end enemies of me and everything I love, far from it.

"Whom the Gods would destroy, they first make mad" ... and that destruction cannot come quick enough. Getting tired of this crapola.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 06:42 PM (i81II)

134 Perfectly good bottles of booze were destroyed in case of contamination.
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (yqvys)

And Bluto wept...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Cranky-pants at June 23, 2017 06:43 PM (RwwCT)

135 Slightly off topic but I was really happy that our local news stations recognized right away that the Flint stabbing was terror related. We Michiganders won't be waiting for the FBI to search for a motive.

Posted by: Chilling the most at June 23, 2017 06:43 PM (9Ej78)

136 119
Wasn't the fake gay marriage the end of the "gay rights" issue??

Is there more that they want?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 06:35 PM (vjy0I)

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I'm 100% certain they want mandatory "gay positive" sex education in schools, with mandatory dildo sucking for the boys and scissoring practice for the girls.

Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2017 06:43 PM (LQ1Q3)

137 When I was a young Duke, there wasn't anyone in the WH press pool under 60. You had to work your way up and that took decades. I have socks older than some of these reporters today.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 06:43 PM (kTF2Z)

138 Um, duh?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 23, 2017 06:44 PM (wB8Tg)

139 oops, pixy dint like the self-
i m a g e
word

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 06:45 PM (i81II)

140 The Activist gay's want you to accept everything to the very far left of them so can seem to be only the first step on the ladder

Pedophilia- worse than gay
5 parents on a birth certificate- worse than gay
Bruce Jenner- worse than gay.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (z6wSb)

141 They're ripping it all down now. If the Frail Bitch was elected, it was going to be more "orderly".

It's going to be really fucking messy, now. It always was.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (80X3Z)

142 But...but...we have perfected the knowing sneer, the single raised eyebrow and donning of ironic, black plastic glasses! Why can't you trust us?

Posted by: Perplexed MSM at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (g3mOz)

143 Political progress can be measured by how many dick-and-balls are cut off each year.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (xAvrH)

144 Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter: "I'm serious. What 'gay rights' are they still crying for?"

That you denounce heterosexuality as a perversion and, with further nudging, get gay.

They are Terminators. They will not stop. It is what they do. As long as you exist, you must be targeted.

That's been my take-home perception since the lawfaring began.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (H8S+R)

145 they want applause when they step out with some pool boy strapped to their side.

everything short of getting nasa to name a fucking planet after them.

They want shit most people don't get in everyday life.

they want you to SUBMIT.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ)
----
To be fair, I also want these things, but I will note that NASA actually has named a planet(oid) after moi.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 06:47 PM (QGoUX)

146 they want you to SUBMIT.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ)

This whole thing got started when Bill Clinton got elected in 1992. They floated the "gays in the military" trial balloon before the inauguration, and Colin Powell shot it down before the inauguration, and soon after the inauguration we had DADT. The reason for it had nothing at all to do with homosexual rights. It was that the Sixties hippie generation was now in charge, and they were going to force the people they hated to do the most detestable thing they could think of to do to them, just to show who had the power now. That was when it started.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 23, 2017 06:47 PM (jK8Z7)

147 I believe he stole "wish-casting" from you, Ace.

Posted by: MKZ in VA at June 23, 2017 06:47 PM (tkZ2O)

148 @ 130

I'm supposed to submit to the desires and caprices of some perverted pudsnacker?

Don't hardly think so.

Best those people go quietly about their business and stay out of mine.

Had enough of this bullshit.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 23, 2017 06:47 PM (S/hVx)

149 MORONS! I think I found a replacement for Nanny Pelosi!

See today's NY Post article on Elizabeth Schollenberger. She sounds perfect for the job!!!

She makes the Hag look pretty healthy. bwahahaha

Ain't no one wanting to "probe" this one.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 06:47 PM (J5mzk)

150 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ)

And to indoctrinate our children without us as parents having any say in the matter.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:48 PM (0mRoj)

151 AL a liquor store destroyed in last night's storms. Perfectly good bottles of booze were destroyed in case of contamination.

aaugh! Heerrrrrh! Nooo...

Posted by: Bluto at June 23, 2017 06:48 PM (HiUBI)

152 everything short of getting nasa to name a fucking planet after them.

They want shit most people don't get in everyday life.

they want you to SUBMIT.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (aMlLZ)

Don't forget forcing churches to marry them.

Posted by: WisRich at June 23, 2017 06:48 PM (OAlmw)

153 137
When I was a young Duke, there wasn't anyone in the WH press pool under
60. You had to work your way up and that took decades. I have socks
older than some of these reporters today.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 06:43 PM (kTF2Z)

And the under-70's were youngsters who sat in the back of the room.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at June 23, 2017 06:49 PM (jK8Z7)

154 Duke Lowell: "I have socks older than some of these reporters today."

And probably smarter, too, as they missed "academic" indoctrination.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 06:49 PM (H8S+R)

155 Oh, I forgot my all time rage inducer.

Yes, it's OK to rape your 5 year old cousin because he needs to learn about man/boy shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2017 06:49 PM (z6wSb)

156 SOURCES SAY EGOTISTICAL TRUMP NOW GETTING THREE SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM WITH DINNER

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 23, 2017 06:49 PM (qJhUV)

157 I see a connection with Ace's post last week about rejecting the influence of the uninformed youths and baby adults. That's what these "journalists" have become.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 06:50 PM (hZ+us)

158 Posted by: WisRich at June 23, 2017 06:48 PM (OAlmw)

Yup.... every single legal issue they brought up could have been changed by a combination of Contract Law, and a few changes to Hospital Policy, and Insurance company policy...

Posted by: Don Q., Single White Male.... at June 23, 2017 06:50 PM (NgKpN)

159 Political progress can be measured by how many dick-and-balls are cut off each year.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (xAvrH)

That's one way to get rid of toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 06:50 PM (Id9+8)

160 Congratulations, and All Hail Eris !

I think your honorary planetoid was in an L. Neil Smith story, can't put my finger on the name ...

*trails off, then heads to freezer for a cold one*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 06:50 PM (i81II)

161 That's one way to get rid of toxic masculinity.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 06:50 PM (Id9+

I got yer toxic masculinity right HEAH!
*gestures indecently*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:51 PM (0mRoj)

162 On a more positive note, SpaceX did it again this afternoon. They successfully relaunched a used first stage to send a satellite for Bulgaria to geosynchronous transfer orbit. The primary mission was flawless.

Then they once again landed the stage on the droneship. Because this mission required high performance from the first stage, it came in fast and hot. Literally hot, because of the re-entry heating. In fact, they said beforehand not to be too surprised if the vehicle didn't survive.

There was a dramatic moment when the video link was lost just before landing. When it was restored, Falcon 9 was standing upright but apparently slightly tilted.

This is why I love SpaceX. Just when their landings were beginning to look routine, they go and push the envelope like this. I can't wait to see the landing video of this one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8mLi-rRTh8

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

163 You never see homos criticized in the MSM unless they are a conservative like Milo then it's open season.

The Ghey are enlightened, talented, fun loving, caring, oh so gentle sons and daughters of parents who also are also oh so blah blah blah.

All BS. Every fag or bull dagger I ever knew was bat shit crazy, prone to violence and full of hate.

The perfect democrat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (5VlCp)

164 they want applause when they step out with some pool boy strapped to their side.

everything short of getting nasa to name a fucking planet after them.

Well, if their name is Pluto, guess what? They're in luck!

Posted by: Pluto, A Planet, and a Damn Good One at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (+GtGJ)

165 Political progress can be measured by how many dick-and-balls are cut off each year.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 06:46 PM (xAvrH)

That's one way to get rid of toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 06:50 PM (Id9+

Mine are encased in a hyper alloy combat chassis, so they can eat shit.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (aMlLZ)

166 If we remove peoples' guns, we must also remove their penises. Remember the truism stated in Zardoz: the penis is far more evil than the gun.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 06:55 PM (xAvrH)

167 *One of life's little tragedies: in AL a liquor store destroyed in last night's storms. Perfectly good bottles of booze were destroyed in case of contamination.
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (yqvys)*

It was ALCOHOL. A disenfectant. Damn, they shoulda called a local Moron.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 06:55 PM (OKpu1)

168 If we remove peoples' guns, we must also remove their penises. Remember the truism stated in Zardoz: the penis is far more evil than the gun.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 06:55 PM (xAvrH)

Got an ax to grind, stumpy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 06:56 PM (+GtGJ)

169 168 If we remove peoples' guns, we must also remove their penises. Remember the truism stated in Zardoz: the penis is far more evil than the gun.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 06:55 PM (xAvrH)

Got an ax to grind, stumpy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 06:56 PM (+GtGJ)

Stumpy? He went full innie.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:58 PM (0mRoj)

170 I got yer toxic masculinity right HEAH!

*gestures indecently*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:51 PM (0mRoj)

Ones of these days, Insomniac...
-----
Mine are encased in a hyper alloy combat chassis, so they can eat shit.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (aMlLZ)

I would expect nothing less, Berserker!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 06:58 PM (Id9+8)

171 The LGBTQRSTP community wants me to actively endorse their sexual activities. But frankly, I don't care what they do in bed- just as I would prefer they don't care what I do in mine. That is just one aspect of life and should not define all other aspects.

But somehow it has become the only focus of their existence.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 06:58 PM (hZ+us)

172 >>>Got an ax to grind, stumpy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)<<<

Stumpy? I thought they deboned the damn thing and inverted it like a windsock flapping in the breeze.

Posted by: Fritz at June 23, 2017 07:00 PM (/HfBH)

173 Continetti completely misses the biggest and most glaring explanation for the current state of reporting: the MSM reports what it WANTS TO BE TRUE in the belief that if they can make their desideratum a fait accompli in the minds of the public, it will become reality through the public's acquiescence.
That shit worked in the sixties when there was no alternative news source. It's ain't working no more.

Posted by: jbspry at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (ycm4Q)

174 Let's not get too excited for young Continetti. Last Friday's column was a regurgitation of the #nevertrump falsehood that Trump's tweet lead to Comey leaking the memo that caused the special counsel.

A timeline that has been easily refuted by reviewing the timing of NYT leak reporting. Yet, the triumvirate of Jonah/Kristol/Stephen Hayes desperately still cling to it.

Posted by: JT in KC at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (FoSz+)

175 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (5VlCp)

Oh, come on, I know plenty of gay people who are NOT bat shit crazy.

But now, those er, bull dagger chicks, yea, I am gonna have to agree with ya there.

The actual buzz-cut, flannel shirt or pack-of-cigarettes-in-the-front pocket-of-the-T-shirt type of lesbians really are whacked and mean.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (tJeKM)

176 162: how is SpaceX funded? All private?

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (hZ+us)

177 Continetti's observations sound reasonably well-thought out, but then he quotes Ben Rhodes--who must be the ringmaster behind a lot of the fake news--and not ironically....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (7uYFy)

178 The Turtle showed the "revised" healthcare bill to K Street before he showed it to the GOP. They're not being willfully stupid, just willfully corrupt.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (joFoi)

179 The guy proclaiming 'the end is near' is right. The end is near. Or at least is seems that way to me.

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (zLDYs)

180 The future's uncertain and the end is always near.

Let it roll, baby.

Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 23, 2017 07:03 PM (ANIFC)

181 Mine are encased in a hyper alloy combat chassis, so they can eat shit.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (aMlLZ)

Of course they are!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 07:03 PM (tJeKM)

182 Yes is the only thing to say. I haven't watched any TV news in years, total waste of time. Newspapers?
Don't take them. Polls? Hah.

The most connected age ever with the most communication devices, shows, writers, you name it.

And very little to read or watch that's worth a damn.

Plus, leftist hyenas are screeching everywhere. I've retreated to a town of 600. It's nice.

One of my friends was clipped by a van Thursday while driving in Denver. Guy who hit him just kept driving. Friend followed him. Eventually the perp stopped. Friend got out of car. Perp came out with a hammer, said "I'll kill you" and swung at friend with a hammer, breaking his hand, which he used to shield his head. Police looking for perp, friend looking for hand specialist.

And it all went to hell in just 40 years.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 23, 2017 07:04 PM (3myMJ)

183 Maybe 50 years.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 23, 2017 07:04 PM (3myMJ)

184 Before I actually read the post (don't hate me), I thought this post was going to be about our know nothing politicians. Because I've been ragging on that issue lately.

I mean, it's literally embarrassing to have peeps like Hank Johnson, Sheila Jackson Lee, Al Franken and Patty Dumb As A Fencepost Murray as part of the 537 people in charge of the US gubmint. Even the recent departure of TFG from the list didn't lift the brainpower quotient much at all.

A moderately bright chicken can beat half the Congress at tic-tac-toe.

And let them go first.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 23, 2017 07:04 PM (M59G+)

185 @116

32 states and the federal government passed laws or ammendments to their constitutions defining marriage between a man and woman.

The psycho liberal states of California, Colorado and Oregan did as well.

The left simply constitutionalized what it couldn't win at the ballot box.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 23, 2017 07:04 PM (9A6UB)

186
The guy proclaiming 'the end is near' is right. The end is near. Or at least is seems that way to me.
Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM

"Near" in astronomical terms.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 07:06 PM (IqV8l)

187 Hey, is rdbrewer from Twitter around here?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 23, 2017 07:07 PM (h+eqa)

188 The end could be near. Or the beginning.

My sense is more of an uneasy balance approaching a tipping point, which could go either way.

Which is why I've been reading about things like Harper's Ferry lately, I suppose. We will of course only know about it in hindsight.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 07:08 PM (i81II)

189 Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (hZ+us)

Yes, but heavily subsidized.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017 07:08 PM (tJeKM)

190 The SC upheld an opinion they did not change the Constitution.

Laws can be undone- there is just no political will to do so.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (z6wSb)

191 The friggin fog just arrived in a major fashion.

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

192 They would prefer a bloody revolution (even one they know they will lose in advance) to giving up a dram of power by democratic means.

They hate liberty, and us as a people, that much

Posted by: Grad School Fool at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (swEzU)

193
The Turtle showed the "revised" healthcare bill to K Street before he showed it to the GOP. They're not being willfully stupid, just willfully corrupt.
Posted by: SandyCheeks at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM

Just shows who's the boss.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (IqV8l)

194 Recent tweet from Roseanne Barr:

i will no longer use th word 'libtard'. I apologize for using it. It's insensitive. From now on I will use th term: 'fascist censors'. thnks

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (eMKNe)

195 176 162: how is SpaceX funded? All private?
Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM (hZ+us)

Mostly. It's not a public company, so most of the investors are venture capitalists with deep pockets. They've gotten some money from NASA for development of the rocket and Dragon spacecraft, because NASA needs a way to resupply the ISS. They also sell launches to paying customers, like today.

SpaceX has brought commercial satellite launches back to the United States. The other launch company, a consortium of Boeing and Lockheed Martin called United Launch Alliance, had priced themselves out of the market, and the Europeans and the Russians have been doing it cheaper. Almost all of ULA's launches for the past several years have been for the US military and NASA.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

196 So is there going to be public cock lutefisksucking at this
Minneapolis Pride Parade
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM

FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June

what does it say about lutefisk that there are more people that willingly suck cock than eat lutefisk? how bad does that stuff taste?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (0wem/)

197
The friggin fog just arrived in a major fashion.
Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM

On big cat feet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (IqV8l)

198 Eromero: "The guy proclaiming 'the end is near' is right. The end is near. Or at least is seems that way to me."

Which is nice.

[My sock-owner denounces Xself in advance.]

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (H8S+R)

199 I've just become aware of yet another blue on blue feeding frenzy. Evidently the new and improved gay rainbow flag has two new colored stripes. A brown one and a black one.

Some white gays are quite upset about it.

Popcorn futures keep climbing

Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (l4aLi)

200 A moderately bright chicken can beat half the Congress at tic-tac-toe.

Moderately bright? The Joe Biden of chickens could destroy them at peek-a-boo.

Posted by: pep at June 23, 2017 07:11 PM (LAe3v)

201 Marry me Dude- I want to spend the rest of my life staring at your back.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2017 07:11 PM (z6wSb)

202 The SC upheld an opinion they did not change the Constitution.

Laws can be undone- there is just no political will to do so.
Posted by: Ben Had at June

there ya go.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 07:11 PM (0wem/)

203 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 06:54 PM (5VlCp)
Oh, come on, I know plenty of gay people who are NOT bat shit crazy.
But now, those er, bull dagger chicks, yea, I am gonna have to agree with ya there.
The actual buzz-cut, flannel shirt or pack-of-cigarettes-in-the-front pocket-of-the-T-shirt type of lesbians really are whacked and mean.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 23, 2017
07:01 PM (tJeKM)

Yup......I have know a few doozies in my lifetime. Knife attacks, stranglers, one breech loader even tried to light his "slave" on fire to teach him a lesson.

The best was a couple I rented to that were a Bear/cub duo. The Bear would lock his cub out of the apartment to make him climb in through a window.

Bat shit cray cray.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2017 07:11 PM (5VlCp)

204 I just had a thought. In the past, Americans--no matter what level of education they had--were more well-versed in American history than today's American History majors. They also displayed greater "critical-thinking" skills in the days before anyone even knew what the hell that phrase meant. They also had a passing --usually superficial, but sometimes more in depth-understanding of topics like The Middle Ages, Shakespeare and all the flora and fauna around them.
In the summer, men walked around with the up-to-date batting averages of the top major league baseball players rattling around in their brains--and knew where in the standings their favorite team was....And they were humble about possessing such knowledge.
Today we have a bunch of entitled, self-regarding know-it-all ignoramuses wasting oxygen....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 07:11 PM (7uYFy)

205 a bearded nut in robes on the sidewalk proclaiming

EAT AT JOE'S

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:12 PM (HgMAr)

206 Listening to Micheal Brown (yeah that guy) on the radio on the way home giving the red ass to Booker and the other GOP stooges who wouldn't put a bill repealing Barkycare in front of Trump that they overwhelmingly voted for a couple of years ago.

Fuck teh GOP

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 23, 2017 07:12 PM (OlNRF)

207 All those MFM bozos do know one thing. They know how THEY want the world to be. And they do not see themselves as mere reporters. They see themselves as enlightened ones whose political sci and journalism classes have taught them how to distill and interpret actions and activities into a "narrative" that will help achieve their vision of how the world needs to be. They believe their holy journalism pedigree gives them the opportunity and right to re- make the world, through their words forcing politicians and voters do the "right things." They have the same belief as Obama and Ben Rhodes, that clever words are more powerful than concrete actions.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2017 07:13 PM (AMIL/)

208 The guy proclaiming 'the end is near' is right. The end is near. Or at least is seems that way to me.

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2017 07:01 PM

Use Nigh instead of near for more impact.

Posted by: Crazy dude wearing a sandwich board at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (6hUAo)

209 >>what does it say about lutefisk that there are more people that
willingly suck cock than eat lutefisk? how bad does that stuff taste?

I don't like anything that might taste fishy.

Posted by: Barry at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (/Nite)

210 Today we have a bunch of entitled, self-regarding know-it-all ignoramuses wasting oxygen....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2017 07:11 PM (7uYFy)

That is and was the goal of public education from about the 1920's on. If you teach kids history, they will learn from it and prevent the horsefuckery the liberals engage in. If you, instead, teach "social studies" and then dumb it down further with "ethnic studies" and "women's studies", then you can get away with just about anything, and you have preprogrammed storm troopers on your side as well.

You are better skipping the public education and just going to the library.

Western Civ, folks, learn it, teach it, preach it. Even the icky part about the Catholic Church.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (NXsWM)

211 So is there going to be public cock lutefisksucking at this
Minneapolis Pride Parade
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 06:19 PM

FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June

what does it say about lutefisk that there are more people that willingly suck cock than eat lutefisk? how bad does that stuff taste?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (0wem/)

Cock? No idea?

But lutefisk tastes terrible. It's marinated in LYE, for God's sake...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (3OIiX)

212 Welp, just ordered my jalapeno and habanero pickled garlic from The Olive Pit. Email sez they just shipped.

This is great. Not only are they delicious, but if any libtards try anything with me, all I have to do is breath on 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (eMKNe)

213 You know...in 8 years....

We're going to need another Trump.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (3myMJ)

214 well, yeah, marinating it in lye is to get rid of the taste.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (0wem/)

215 Even the icky part about the Catholic Church.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (NXsWM)

Come on, no need to limit it to the Roman branch of the church. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (wzQhl)

216 Recent tweet from Roseanne Barr:

i will no longer use th word 'libtard'. I apologize for using it. It's insensitive. From now on I will use th term: 'fascist censors'. thnks
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:09 PM (eMKNe)

Damn, good on her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (3OIiX)

217
Olive Pit would be a great name for pron girl.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (vjy0I)

218 all I have to do is breath on 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (eMKNe)

Good Lord, man, you could melt someone's eyebrows with that combination.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (NXsWM)

219 212 Welp, just ordered my jalapeno and habanero pickled garlic from The Olive Pit. Email sez they just shipped.

This is great. Not only are they delicious, but if any libtards try anything with me, all I have to do is breath on 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (eMKNe)

But does it remove moles?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (l4aLi)

220 But does it remove moles?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (l4aLi)

I think it would remove anything!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (wzQhl)

221 Mark, I dunno what happened to Roseanne but she seems to have gotten a lot saner the last couple years.

It's especially delicious when I realize what lib jerks John Goodman and Tom Arnold have turned out to be.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (eMKNe)

222
remember when you were a kid and grown-ups used to say "Don't give me any lip!"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (vjy0I)

223 tcn, that's the idea.

Eventually I want to be able to melt libs' faces, Indiana Jones-style. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (eMKNe)

224 213 You know...in 8 years....

We're going to need another Trump.
Posted by: Meremortal at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (3myMJ)

-----------------

I agree, but we won't get one. The economy will be great and people will be so comfortable that the politicians can start "tinkering" again.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (kTF2Z)

225 Journalists need to learn that people believe what they write because it is factual and verifiable, not because they are 'journalists' or 'commentators'. Trust takes a long time to re-build once it has crumbled. A proven track record of fidelity to truth is what they lack.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2017 07:18 PM (mvenn)

226 Speaking of marinating in lies, how 'bout that MFM? Talk about stink! P.U.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 23, 2017 07:18 PM (H8S+R)

227 But does it remove moles?
Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (l4aLi)

Of course. Spies, informants and infiltrators too!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 07:18 PM (0mRoj)

228 all I have to do is breath on 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (eMKNe)

Give me brandy on my breath, and I'll breathe them all to death!

Posted by: Grantaire at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC)

229 Lyes! Lyes! Lyes! Yeah!

Posted by: Thompson Twins at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (eMKNe)

230 Grantaire, also not bad.

Posted by: Thompson Twins at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (eMKNe)

231 Remember when we thought all the experts knew nothing and ace thought not only were we anti-intellectual but proudly ignorant know nothings?

And then it turned out that the "smart set" actually knew nothing, and us morons were smart, and knew stuff?

I don't remember when ace got woke (I believe it was after he decided to support Trump when he still had a viciously anti-Trump tagline on his twitter thang), but its good he did.

I believe that ace wrote a lot to say that Matthew Continetti is one woke brother.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (jHrzU)

232 224 213 You know...in 8 years....

We're going to need another Trump.
Posted by: Meremortal at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (3myMJ)

-----------------

I agree, but we won't get one. The economy will be great and people will be so comfortable that the politicians can start "tinkering" again.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (kTF2Z)

See Bush, George H.W.

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC)

233 Oopsie 80s sockie!

Grantaire, also not bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (eMKNe)

234 all I have to do is breath on 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (eMKNe)

Give me brandy on my breath, and I'll breathe them all to death!
Posted by: Grantaire at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC)

I love Le Mis

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 23, 2017 07:20 PM (3OIiX)

235 Supposedly George Harrison once said about Phil Spector:

"He's a genius, but it takes 17 cherry brandies to get him warmed up every morning."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (eMKNe)

236 229 Lyes! Lyes! Lyes! Yeah!
Posted by: Thompson Twins at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (eMKNe)

Lice! Lice! Lice! Yeah!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (ANIFC)

237 I don't like anything that might taste fishy.

Posted by: Barry at June 23, 2017 07:14 PM (/Nite)

Then welcome to my private hell.

Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Rodham Clinton Wiener at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (+GtGJ)

238 Give me brandy on my breath, and I'll breathe them all to death!
Posted by: Grantaire at June 23, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC)

Mmmmmm, Brandy.

Hey, it's Brandy Old Fashioned Friday! (BOFF for short)

brb

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (wzQhl)

239 But does it remove moles?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (l4aLi)
............

only the ones in your lower intestines

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

240 you should harmonize this with the leaked out reports of how the new york times works, the editors pick a story, how they'll frame it and then demand their reporters make the facts fit that story.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's historic concession speech at June 23, 2017 07:22 PM (9xFrC)

241 199
I've just become aware of yet another blue on blue feeding frenzy.
Evidently the new and improved gay rainbow flag has two new colored
stripes. A brown one and a black one.

Some white gays are quite upset about it.

Popcorn futures keep climbing

Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (l4aLi)

More Lysenkoism. They actually want the rainbow to do something that the spectrum does not do.

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at June 23, 2017 07:22 PM (jK8Z7)

242 But does it remove moles?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:16 PM (l4aLi)
............

only the ones in your lower intestines
Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

Can it tell a mole from a gerbil?

Posted by: Richard Gere at June 23, 2017 07:23 PM (+GtGJ)

243 testing

Posted by: Unclefacts-Meteor Summoner at June 23, 2017 07:23 PM (Ayk4B)

244 *I agree, but we won't get one. The economy will be great and people will be so comfortable that the politicians can start "tinkering" again.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 07:17 PM (kTF2Z)*

Make America Great Again - Donald Trump, 2016
Keep America Great - Donanld Trump, 2020
Do Not Let Obama Dems F#ck With Us Ever Again - Pence, 2024

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 07:23 PM (OKpu1)

245 Mmmmmm, Brandy.

Hey, it's Brandy Old Fashioned Friday! (BOFF for short)

brb
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 23, 2017 07:21 PM (wzQhl)

My son told me that's just not true. It's actually Fart Noise Friday. So, let 'er rip!

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2017 07:24 PM (NXsWM)

246
Can it tell a mole from a gerbil?
Posted by: Richard Gere at June 23, 2017 07:23 PM (+GtGJ)

Armageddon!

Posted by: josephistan at June 23, 2017 07:24 PM (ANIFC)

247 199
Popcorn futures keep climbing
Posted by: Under Fire at June 23, 2017 07:10 PM (l4aLi)

I'm wondering whether I should submit my popcorn recipe for the HQ Cookbook.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

248 My son told me that's just not true. It's actually Fart Noise Friday. So, let 'er rip!
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2017 07:24 PM (NXsWM)

Well yeah, in PERUVIA!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:25 PM (+GtGJ)

249 More Lysenkoism. They actually want the rainbow to do something that the spectrum does not do.
Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at June 23, 2017 07:22 PM (jK8Z7)

You know what else that rainbow won't do? Make butt-fucking a reason to collect all sorts of special rights under the constitution. It doesn't do that. At all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 23, 2017 07:25 PM (NXsWM)

250
Of course. Spies, informants and infiltrators too!
Posted by: Insomniac
-

Turncoats?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 07:26 PM (OdK9v)

251 "Make America Great Again - Donald Trump, 2016
Keep America Great - Donanld Trump, 2020
Do Not Let Obama Dems F#ck With Us Ever Again - Pence, 2024 "

Sounds good to me ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 07:26 PM (i81II)

252 You know...in 8 years....

We're going to need another Trump.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 23, 2017 07:15 PM (3myMJ)

There are 2 more the theft* already hate and will have hate for the left at the end of those 8 years.

*fitting typo left in

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yd4wwdxy

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 07:26 PM (6hUAo)

253 251 "Make America Great Again - Donald Trump, 2016
Keep America Great - Donanld Trump, 2020
Do Not Let Obama Dems F#ck With Us Ever Again - Pence, 2024 "

Sounds good to me ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 07:26 PM (i81II)

Eh. Still don't believe that Pence has a spine. He's got show a lot more... everything before the memory of RFRA in Indiana is overcome.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 23, 2017 07:27 PM (wzQhl)

254 OT: Ferguson Missouri's insurer has settled a wrongful death claim with the family of Michael Brown for $1.5 million.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2017 07:28 PM (mvenn)

255 Mmmmmm, Brandy.

Hey, it's Brandy Old Fashioned Friday! (BOFF for short)

Brandy was a fine girl.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 07:28 PM (OKpu1)

256 I've just become aware of yet another blue on blue feeding frenzy.

Evidently the new and improved gay rainbow flag has two new colored

stripes. A brown one and a black one.

---------

Every color but white.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 07:29 PM (Id9+8)

257 Rainbow Family members start gathering in Oregon

"Bury your s--t, bury your dog's s--t, bury your baby's s--t," one person wrote.

"We are still recovering from last year's desecration" the tribe said.

Another asked what the "pants policy" is, and got dozens of responses, included that they're optional.

A Moron in every crowd.

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:29 PM (HgMAr)

258 Well, this is also true ... I was just trying to think of a preferable candidate ...

But right now I am in the Optimistic Phase of drinking, so ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at June 23, 2017 07:30 PM (i81II)

259
Well yeah, in PERUVIA!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

How ICE Helped Bust Plot to Arm Peruvian Terrorists

http://tinyurl.com/yddggcpx

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 07:30 PM (IqV8l)

260 "Evidently the new and improved gay rainbow flag has two new colored

stripes. A brown one and a black one.
"

More proof they slept through science class.

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 07:31 PM (6hUAo)

261 All this talking about Brandy has forced me to make a Gimlet.

Gonna have to pick up more ice though, brb.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 23, 2017 07:31 PM (9A6UB)

262 M Brown's family- Crack for everyone.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2017 07:31 PM (z6wSb)

263 OT: Ferguson Missouri's insurer has settled a wrongful death claim with the family of Michael Brown for $1.5 million.

How ironic that Brown would not have earned $1.5 million over his entire life had he lived.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:32 PM (+GtGJ)

264 settled a wrongful death claim with the family of Michael Brown for $1.5 million.
It's for the chillun!

Posted by: andycanuck #CNNisISIS at June 23, 2017 07:33 PM (nlbfN)

265 Worth more dead than alive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:33 PM (+GtGJ)

266 "Go away" money.

Posted by: navybrat at June 23, 2017 07:33 PM (w7KSn)

267 Every color but white.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 07:29 PM (Id9+

Because, of course there are no white gays/ s.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 07:33 PM (qES5k)

268 How to rob a store and grab a cop's gun, for fun and profit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:34 PM (+GtGJ)

269 Gentle Giant status:

[x] cashed out

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:34 PM (+GtGJ)

270 This guy fucks.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2017 07:34 PM (2qHjF)

271 257 Rainbow Family members start gathering in Oregon

"Bury your s--t, bury your dog's s--t, bury your baby's s--t," one person wrote.

"We are still recovering from last year's desecration" the tribe said.

Another asked what the "pants policy" is, and got dozens of responses, included that they're optional.

A Moron in every crowd.
Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:29 PM (HgMAr)

They're hippies, but they work with the Forest Service and are pretty serious about cleaning up after themselves. The Tea Party didn't invent that.

(Full disclosure: I attended a Rainbow Gathering in Pennsylvania back around 1986 or so.)

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

272 (Full disclosure: I attended a Rainbow Gathering in Pennsylvania back around 1986 or so.)
Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

*makes note in AoSHQ permanent record*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:36 PM (+GtGJ)

273 I'm wondering whether I should submit my popcorn recipe for the HQ Cookbook.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

You definitely should!I would like to submit my recipe for some nice crispy fried chicken, but i don't want to divulge the 11 secret herbs and spices.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at June 23, 2017 07:37 PM (n3hky)

274 They should have brown and white to represent what Sefton refers to as a "cream-covered Tootsie Roll."

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 07:38 PM (0mRoj)

275 "They're hippies, but they work with the Forest Service and are pretty
serious about cleaning up after themselves. The Tea Party didn't invent
that. "

The big issue in this from what I read was locals don't get that same deference from the Forest Service.

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2017 07:39 PM (6hUAo)

276 It's been said here before, perhaps on this thread, but to reiterate again, any time I see a story in the press that I have personal knowledge about they get it wrong. Every time.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 07:39 PM (yOqwj)

277 The 11 herbs and spices revealed:

- salt
- pepper
- garlic
- paprika
- MSG
- MSG
- MSG
- MSG
- finely ground hobo
- liberal tears
- salt

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:39 PM (eMKNe)

278
Worth more dead than alive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

I know what you mean.

Posted by: George Bailey at June 23, 2017 07:40 PM (IqV8l)

279 (Full disclosure: I attended a Rainbow Gathering in Pennsylvania back around 1986 or so.)
Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 07:35 PM (sdi6R)
.......

Aha! Now we know who asked about the pants policy.

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 07:40 PM (HgMAr)

280 269 Gentle Giant status:

[x] cashed out
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2017 07:34 PM (+GtGJ)

+++

You said it. What a bunch of hooey.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 23, 2017 07:41 PM (ZrpvE)

281 - salt

- pepper

- garlic

- paprika

- MSG

- MSG

- MSG

- MSG

- finely ground hobo

- liberal tears

- salt

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2017 07:39 PM (eMKNe)

Close..but no cigar.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at June 23, 2017 07:41 PM (n3hky)

282 "Evidently the new and improved gay rainbow flag has two new colored stripes. A brown one and a black one.
"

Through a prism darkly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 07:42 PM (OdK9v)

283 *Every color but white.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 23, 2017 07:29 PM (Id9+

Because, of course there are no white gays/ s.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 07:33 PM (qES5k)*

Funny thing, mix all non- white colors except black and you have an ugly mess. Add black and the mess turns white.

White, literally, is the true color of the rainbow that they seek.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 07:42 PM (OKpu1)

284 "Evidently the new and improved gay rainbow flag has two new colored

stripes. A brown one and a black one.

----------------------------------

Would have thought they would have included a brown one from the beginning.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 07:42 PM (yOqwj)

285 It's been said here before, perhaps on this thread, but to reiterate again, any time I see a story in the press that I have personal knowledge about they get it wrong. Every time.
Posted by: Javems
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Yup.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 07:43 PM (OdK9v)

286 "What if the Political Class Knows Absolutely Nothing About Anything?"

They know politics. Most politicians are scum.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 07:43 PM (BO/km)

287 Linked without comment. Too much to comment on.

My favorite is her telling peasants to clean it up:

Today's NY Post. "Dems give politically connected judge six figures gig. Too obese to do job"among other things you will have to behold yourselves.

I am telling you, Nancy P's replacement.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 07:43 PM (J5mzk)

288 Ever tried to eat a pine cone? Many parts are edible.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at June 23, 2017 07:44 PM (HgMAr)

289 Oh, I can't link. Bummer.

Y'all need to read this at NY Post. Honest.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 07:44 PM (J5mzk)

290 I always appreciate the left's respect for the Noahic covenant, and the incorporation of its symbol as their own.

Posted by: grammie winger - soon to be dancing at June 23, 2017 07:45 PM (lwiT4)

291 Ace mules are actually pretty smart. Now they may be stubborn, but they are not stupid. OTOH, you can't say that about "journalists" today. So stop insulting mules.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 23, 2017 07:45 PM (Sda6L)

292 132 One of life's little tragedies: in AL a liquor store destroyed in last night's storms. Perfectly good bottles of booze were destroyed in case of contamination.
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 23, 2017 06:41 PM (yqvys)

The horror!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 07:47 PM (SRKgf)

293 Recently I watched a documentary about an author who worked in a South Bronx check cashing store. She talked about how many months it took her to understand poor people. To her credit, she finally understood.
It is just like Iowahawk's classic "safari into flyover country" story:
The Propaganda Press doesn't know what it doesn't know and is too incredibly stupid to think it doesn't know. But it DOES know it is better than everyone else and everyone else decides what to think after hearing what they have to say.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at June 23, 2017 07:48 PM (B9t7n)

294 Interesting thing about the new colors on the rainbow flag.

They re specifically chosen to represent two identified races.

Now running with that, I can figure out the yellow stripe.

And I guess there are gay smurfs.

But where are the purple people?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 07:48 PM (J+eG2)

295 Dare we believe we are heading to the point where enough "mainstream" pundits will be shamed into irrellevance? Me neither.

Posted by: MSTisdale at June 23, 2017 07:50 PM (g9d8D)

296 And I guess there are gay smurfs.
...........

Are there any other kind?

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at June 23, 2017 07:50 PM (HgMAr)

297 254 OT: Ferguson Missouri's insurer has settled a wrongful death claim with the family of Michael Brown for $1.5 million.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2017 07:28 PM (mvenn)

Now where are Michael Brown's family going to come up with $1.5 million?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 07:51 PM (SRKgf)

298 Recently I watched a documentary about an author who worked in a South Bronx check cashing store. She talked about how many months it took her to understand poor people. To her credit, she finally understood.

Let me guess: they're not too bright?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 07:51 PM (SRKgf)

299
But where are the purple people?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 07:48 PM (J+eG2)

Autoerotic asphyxiation gays

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2017 07:51 PM (auHtY)

300 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

301 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 07:43 PM (J5mzk)

Oh my God, she's seems like a barrel of fun. Maybe I should invite her over to my house and she can sit on my white sofas.

How disgusting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Ri/rl)

302 Now where are Michael Brown's family going to come up with $1.5 million?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 07:51 PM (SRKgf)

They prolly have Big Mikies drug customer list. Start there and peddle his stash.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at June 23, 2017 07:53 PM (n3hky)

303 Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

Kat Von D concealer. It will cover tattoos.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 07:53 PM (Ri/rl)

304 "Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing."

Ice.

Or some have said o rub the tissue with the bottom of a soup spoon.

Something about pushing the bold out of the area.

I missed it, so how did the court thing go?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 07:53 PM (J+eG2)

305 WHOA!! Colonel!..chill with some chicken.

Posted by: Barb at June 23, 2017 07:54 PM (n3hky)

306 300 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

You don't. It's basically a bruise. You could always use some concealer.

So who were you making out with?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 07:54 PM (0mRoj)

307 Muslims everywhere are cheering the addition of stripes to that rainbow flag. The bigger the flag, the stronger a noose it will make.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2017 07:54 PM (AMIL/)

308
But where are the purple people?

I ate them.

Posted by: One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater at June 23, 2017 07:55 PM (IqV8l)

309 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 23, 2017 07:55 PM (KCxzN)

310 Because isn't the point of a rainbow flag-that it represents being gay as an expression about diversity?. Are they now going to fight about what size the brown and black stripes should be?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 07:56 PM (qES5k)

311 310 Because isn't the point of a rainbow flag-that it represents being gay as an expression about diversity?. Are they now going to fight about what size the brown and black stripes should be?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 07:56 PM (qES5k)

The black stripe will be longer.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 07:57 PM (0mRoj)

312 288
Ever tried to eat a pine cone? Many parts are edible.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at June 23, 2017 07:44 PM (HgMAr)

-----------------------------

Gets my chuckle every time, perhaps even a guffaw.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 07:57 PM (yOqwj)

313 300 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

You know that's not how this works around here right? If we don't get details we're going to come up with our own.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2017 07:57 PM (z/Ubi)

314 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Pancake batter.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 23, 2017 07:57 PM (Tyii7)

315 Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

There is no magic way to make it go away quickly.

Again, your best concealer. Studio fix concealer by MAC is another good concealer.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 07:58 PM (Ri/rl)

316 Count me in the group as rejecting 99% of media as misinformation. Too that end, I purposely exert everyday.

Posted by: Golfman at June 23, 2017 07:58 PM (EeQeX)

317 >>>Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Leaches.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 07:58 PM (lIZQs)

318 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?
.................

What y'all got against us country boys?

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at June 23, 2017 07:59 PM (HgMAr)

319 294
But where are the purple people?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 07:48 PM (J+eG2)

They got et.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL1ZH0Ke92A

Posted by: Sheb Wooley at June 23, 2017 07:59 PM (sdi6R)

320 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM

arnica gel should help

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (KCxzN)

321 I can't talk about the thing this morning, VIA. I'm so overwrought and frazzled right now. It wasn't court but a large meeting where I was asked to speak in defense of someone I once used to dislike a great deal. It went great. I got lots of applause and compliments. The worst result to come from all this is that a bunch of people want to be my friend now. I don't want friends. People suck.

Thanks for the suggestions all of you. And mucho thanks for the prayers this morning. They worked!

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (Rsi2C)

322

"Anyone with a knowledge of history- disqualifying most history majors, who have a talent for left-wing regurgitation and precious little else- would realize that current media performance resembles a Soviet Bloc state. In the precious few months before a mob literally storms the presidential palace."

Admittedly, this applies to most history majors. But not all.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (eq0EU)

323 The black stripe will be longer.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 07:57 PM (0mRoj)

Tell me Schatze, is it twoo vaht zey say about choo people?

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (AMIL/)

324 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 07:44 PM (J5mzk)

I put it in the sidebar...and blamed you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (wYseH)

325 Will the gay people who don't have brown and black stripes on their rainbow flags be attacked by Black Lives Matter and called bigots?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (qES5k)

326 Posted by: One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater at June 23, 2017 07:55 PM (IqV8l)

-------------------------

My Grandma would sing that except she substituted Peter for People. She was married 7 times, counting twice to the same guy.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (yOqwj)

327 300 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.
Posted by: L, Elle at June

who would ever think posting that question here was a good thing to do?

Will be canceling my dinner plans to stay home and rif on that all weekend.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (0wem/)

328 Curse your ads, Ace!

Now instead of ads in Spanish showing ladies' underthings, I'm getting distracted by Wing Stop ads.

Mmmmmmm.

Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe and Macedonian content at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (GsAUU)

329 >>
But where are the purple people?

You didn't think I was straight did you?

Posted by: Barney the Dinosaur at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (/Nite)

330 300 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

--------------

So, today went better than expected?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (kTF2Z)

331 Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (Rsi2C)

Glad that it went well!

You don't have to have any friends if you don't do Facebook. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:02 PM (qES5k)

332 321
Thanks for the suggestions all of you. And mucho thanks for the prayers this morning. They worked!
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (Rsi2C)

I read about some of that at work. I'm glad it worked out for you.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

333 I'm going to start my own fertilizer company: fertilize your lawn with ground up tranny penises. I will be conducting tests, and if they are successful, I will market this.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (xAvrH)

334 all depends on where said hickey is.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (KP5rU)

335 "l this is that a bunch of people want to be my friend now. I don't want friends. People suck"

Can't disagree with you on the suckage part.

But it sounds like removing the stress from the equation, it ended about as well as one could expect.

Stick with Morons.
People suck.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (J+eG2)

336 I can't talk about the thing this morning, VIA. I'm so overwrought and frazzled right now. It wasn't court but a large meeting where I was asked to speak in defense of someone I once used to dislike a great deal. It went great. I got lots of applause and compliments. The worst result to come from all this is that a bunch of people want to be my friend now. I don't want friends.

People suck.

Posted by: L, Elle at June

why yes the do L,Elle, and now that you know that maybe you will be able to avoid hickeys in the future.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (0wem/)

337 So, today went better than expected?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 08:01 PM (kTF2Z)
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I LOL'd.

Posted by: Weasel at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (Sfs6o)

338
Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

----------------------------------

A poultice of some sort?

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (yOqwj)

339 Leeches. Hahaha.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (Rsi2C)

340 Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (Rsi2C)

tsk, tsk, tsk

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 23, 2017 08:04 PM (M+Lyo)

341 334 all depends on where said hickey is.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (KP5rU)

Good point. I believe I will have to conduct a through inspection.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:04 PM (0mRoj)

342 321 I can't talk about the thing this morning, VIA. I'm so overwrought and frazzled right now. It wasn't court but a large meeting where I was asked to speak in defense of someone I once used to dislike a great deal. It went great. I got lots of applause and compliments. The worst result to come from all this is that a bunch of people want to be my friend now. I don't want friends. People suck.

Thanks for the suggestions all of you. And mucho thanks for the prayers this morning. They worked!
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM (Rsi2C)

Well when you let them suck that's how you get hickeys.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:04 PM (z/Ubi)

343 I can't talk about the thing this morning, VIA. I'm so overwrought and frazzled right now. It wasn't court but a large meeting where I was asked to speak in defense of someone I once used to dislike a great deal. It went great. I got lots of applause and compliments. The worst result to come from all this is that a bunch of people want to be my friend now. I don't want friends.

People suck.

Posted by: L, Elle at June

why yes the do L,Elle, and now that you know that maybe you will be able to avoid hickeys in the future.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (0wem/)

Heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at June 23, 2017 08:04 PM (M+Lyo)

344 Pretty cool, Empire State Building to have a synched light show for Dead and Company's encore at Citi Field tomorrow night.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2017 08:04 PM (PUmDY)

345 I've said this before ... I'll say it again.

If this crazy state of affairs was sustainable - it would be pretty friggin' scary. Orwell scary. What the Fuck Do We Do Scary.

But it ain't.

And I'm glad.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:04 PM (fiGNd)

346 People suck.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (J+eG2)

And that's how you get hickeys.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (0mRoj)

347 300
Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM (Rsi2C)

Big band-aid...or a turtleneck.

Posted by: Cher at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (n3hky)

348 Sorry, "leaches" should be "leeches".

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (lIZQs)

349 Are they now going to fight about what size the brown and black stripes should be?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 07:56 PM (qES5k)

I'm more worried about the source of the brown and black stripes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (SRKgf)

350 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.
Posted by: L, Elle at June

tattoo?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (0wem/)

351 why yes the do L,Elle, and now that you know that maybe you will be able to avoid hickeys in the future.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (0wem/)

She walked right into that one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Ri/rl)

352 L,Elle, you don't need to hate people.

Do it because you want to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (IcT7t)

353 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM
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Neck tattoo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (QGoUX)

354 You all think you're so damn funny.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Rsi2C)

355 "...now that you know that maybe you will be able to avoid hickeys in the future."

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:03 PM (0wem/)

You are a very bad man for making me laugh at that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (wYseH)

356 300
Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June

guess someone is paying wholesale for their skulls now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:06 PM (0wem/)

357 322

"Anyone with a knowledge of history- disqualifying most history
majors, who have a talent for left-wing regurgitation and precious
little else- would realize that current media performance resembles a
Soviet Bloc state. In the precious few months before a mob literally
storms the presidential palace."

Admittedly, this applies to most history majors. But not all.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at June 23, 2017 08:00 PM

_------------------------------------

What would Zinn say?

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 08:06 PM (yOqwj)

358 Posted by: Euell Gibbons at June 23, 2017 07:44 PM

It's the pits not being able to streak anonymously, isn't it, Euell, since everyone recognizes your goldenrod and wild hickory nuts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:06 PM (DMUuz)

359 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 07:52 PM
........

Why, hubby going to be home soon?

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 08:07 PM (HgMAr)

360 It went great. I got lots of applause and compliments. The worst result to come from all this is that ...

... you got a hickey?

They DID like your performance. Clearly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:07 PM (SRKgf)

361 300
Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June

more hickeys to camoflage the lone hickey. distract them with tens of hickeys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:07 PM (0wem/)

362 354 You all think you're so damn funny.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Rsi2C)
--------
Sorry. In cases such as these, I generally recommend a balm or a salve.

Posted by: Weasel at June 23, 2017 08:08 PM (Sfs6o)

363 I usually hide my hickeys with a full burqa.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 23, 2017 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

364 Speaking of people that suck: Chelsey Gentry-Tipton

Nebraska Dems have issues, it seems.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 23, 2017 08:08 PM (IcT7t)

365 >>>Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Also, you could go to a GoodWill store and pick up some turtle-neck sweaters or dickies.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 08:08 PM (lIZQs)

366 L,Elle, you don't need to hate people.
--
Do it because you want to.
--

Yes. Exactly. That's why I hate people. Because I want to.

Posted by: shibumi at June 23, 2017 08:08 PM (aT+Bx)

367 Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Rsi2C)

O.K. I apologize. You can actually have friends without using Facebook and can rid of them too without using FB. I manage it somehow.

And I don't know about hickeys. I haven't had one in about 30 years. My current spouse is not a vampire.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:09 PM (qES5k)

368 360 It went great. I got lots of applause and compliments. The worst result to come from all this is that ...

... you got a hickey?

They DID like your performance. Clearly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:07 PM (SRKgf)

Heh.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 08:09 PM (sdi6R)

369 300
Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Don't ask for details. I just need to get rid of this thing.

Posted by: L, Elle at June

instead of trying to get rid of the hickey, why not simply come up with a plausible story to explain the hickey. like you started a new job selling kirbys door to door and had a work related accident.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:09 PM (0wem/)

370 Here we have yet another "know-it-all" ...

The Grouchy Historian
An Old-Time Lefty Defends Our Constitution Against Right-Wing Hypocrites and Nutjobs
Ed Asner Author

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 23, 2017 08:09 PM (e8kgV)

371 Again, your best concealer. Studio fix concealer by MAC is another good concealer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 07:58 PM (Ri/rl)

Go with the obvious voice of experience.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:09 PM (SRKgf)

372
People suck.

Isn't that what causes hickeys?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 08:10 PM (IqV8l)

373 All of you can kindly go f*ck yourselves.
I say that affectionately, of course.

You're so predictable and maddening and I am too. I hate myself for doing this to myself a-fcking-gain

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:10 PM (Rsi2C)

374 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 08:10 PM (IqV8l)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:11 PM (qES5k)

375 You all think you're so damn funny.
Posted by: L, Elle at June

yep

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:11 PM (0wem/)

376 '"
Michael Crichton wrote "State of Fear" about this and global warming. It's spot on."

Then they killed him.

Just kidding. But on the other hand let talk about Sean Rich..

Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2017 08:11 PM (EX4Wr)

377 more hickeys to camoflage the lone hickey. distract them with tens of hickeys.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:07 PM (0wem/)

Tell people you got hit in the neck with a golf ball.

Hey, it's better than telling them the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:11 PM (SRKgf)

378 Many years from now, the youngsters at the HQ will wonder where the hickey meme originated. One old timer will remember and try to explain, but no one will believe him.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (kTF2Z)

379 I hate myself for doing this to myself

Well, that certainly changes things a bit...

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (Tyii7)

380 Hickeys are nothing.

Herpes and AIDS are hard to get rid off.

Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (EX4Wr)

381 You all think you're so damn funny.
Posted by: L, Elle at June

well, if you would explain how it happened and why it is so important to get rid of it so quickly maybe we would take your situation more seriously.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (0wem/)

382 L,Elle. Try arnica to speed away the hickey. Its good for general bruising. But you'll have to conceal it for a while. Just pretend you are me. (I am allergic to sunscreen lotions) and have to use blush powder on your neck for sun protection. Although it is supposed to be cool enough this weekend that a high neck shirt is not impossible.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (eASYU)

383 The stupid thing is on my shoulder. Things just went crazy and it was all weird and all in fun I guess. I didn't know what was even happening.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (Rsi2C)

384 oes anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

Cracker Jack tat

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM (BO/km)

385 373 All of you can kindly go f*ck yourselves.
I say that affectionately, of course.

You're so predictable and maddening and I am too. I hate myself for doing this to myself a-fcking-gain
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:10 PM (Rsi2C)

You gave yourself a hickey? Now I really need to know where it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM (0mRoj)

386 Generally speaking, creating a diversion, such as running around topless, will distract attention from hickeys. Also, electronic recipe submission has been clinically proven to make them almost immediately unnoticeable.

Posted by: Weasel at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM (Sfs6o)

387 Many years from now, the youngsters at the HQ will wonder where the
hickey meme originated. One old timer will remember and try to explain,
but no one will believe him.

Have Beth explain it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM (IcT7t)

388 Lol L'Elle, glad it all went well, sister. Re the hickey, makeup is your best friend to conceal it.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM (gBDU0)

389 You are a very bad man for making me laugh at that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June

well I like to make a small contribution, very small as it is, to the hq.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (0wem/)

390 well, if you would explain how it happened and why it is so important to get rid of it so quickly maybe we would take your situation more seriously.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (0wem/)

Oh you diabolical devil. (Pardon the redundancy.)

Let's see if she goes for it ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (SRKgf)

391 L,Elle

If its on your neck say you burned yourself with a curling iron.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (Ri/rl)

392 354 You all think you're so damn funny.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:05 PM (Rsi2C)
..........

It's almost like they were all just waiting to pounce, the bastiges.

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (HgMAr)

393 388 Lol L'Elle, glad it all went well, sister. Re the hickey, makeup is your best friend to conceal it.
Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM (gBDU0)

Listen to this other voice of experience, L'Elle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (SRKgf)

394 Whenever I've been caught in a compromising situation ... like trying to explain how I gave myself a hickey ...

... popping an Alka-Seltzer and faking a seizure always seems to works.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (fiGNd)

395 To get rid of it, *supposedly* one can hold a cold spoon against it to reduce swelling, then use a small brush (like a toothbrush) to gently brush the area and get circulation to ease it away.

I say revel in it. Tell people it's Paolo's calling card.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:15 PM (QGoUX)

396 If its on your neck say you burned yourself with a curling iron.

Yes.

Posted by: That Toaster F*cker Guy at June 23, 2017 08:15 PM (Tyii7)

397 373 All of you can kindly go f*ck yourselves.
I say that affectionately, of course.

---------------

That should be all y'all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 08:16 PM (kTF2Z)

398 The stupid thing is on my shoulder.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:12 PM (Rsi2C)]

Shoulder? Ah, right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:16 PM (SRKgf)

399 whatever you use to cover up black eyes will work for hickeys.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:16 PM (0wem/)

400 Why yes. We are the funniest people we know.

Posted by: JAS at June 23, 2017 08:16 PM (EX4Wr)

401 Start with a good concealer that is a little lighter than your skin tone followed by a foundation and powder. Depending on how dark the hickey is you may have to add on more concealer. That is how you hide a hickey!!

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 08:16 PM (gBDU0)

402 I say revel in it. Tell people it's Paolo's calling card.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:15 PM (QGoUX)

"You should see the other guy!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:16 PM (SRKgf)

403 All of you can kindly go f*ck yourselves.

Well ... if only you'd have taken your own advice.

No hickey.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:17 PM (fiGNd)

404 One of my typical trips to the HQ. Read a profound post from ace.

Comment in the middle of the hickey conversation.

Posted by: Golfman at June 23, 2017 08:17 PM (EeQeX)

405 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

You should put some ice on that.

Posted by: Slick Willy at June 23, 2017 08:17 PM (lIZQs)

406 All of you can kindly go f*ck yourselves.

Well-Maybe, as long as it doesn't involved getting a hickey in the process.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2017 08:17 PM (qES5k)

407 391 L,Elle

If its on your neck say you burned yourself with a curling iron.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:14 PM (Ri/rl)

Why do I imagine this as an excuse you could tell a guy because we haven't got a clue on what a curling iron burn would look like but a woman would know immediately that you were lying. Especially if your hair is always straight.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:18 PM (z/Ubi)

408 Does anyone know how to get rid of a hickey quickly?

-----------------------------------

A paper bag soaked in vinegar?

Works for sprains, or so my high school coach told me.

Posted by: Javems at June 23, 2017 08:18 PM (yOqwj)

409 Well-Maybe, as long as it doesn't involved getting a hickey in the process.

We've got more sense than that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:18 PM (SRKgf)

410 Also Elle, maybe use green concealer first to counteract the red, then cover that with a good foundation, then set with powder.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:19 PM (QGoUX)

411 go with a great story. wear you hickey loud and proud sister, don't cover that shoulder up, do the opposite, take your shirt off. then no one will be looking at your hickey. should someone stare you simply say "what, girl with a hickey on her shoulder is new to you?"

OWN THAT HICKEY SISTER! LIKE A BOSS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:19 PM (0wem/)

412 Presumably the Brown family's lawyer(s) got the lyins' share. Whatever was left for the Brown family, they'll be broke within a year.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 23, 2017 08:19 PM (dargh)

413 L,Elle apparently has a prehensile neck.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:20 PM (0mRoj)

414 I could probably help you with your hickey problem but first we will need some pictures. From multiple angles.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:20 PM (BO/km)

415 I hate myself for doing this to myself

---------------

If you did it to yourself just wear a long sleeve shirt.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (kTF2Z)

416 I'm so miserable. Now I feel stupid again. I can't believe I wrote people suck and didn't see what was coming next. It's the mental fatigue and emotional drain from the last few weeks and the shit storm I've been trapped in and trying to help resolve.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (Rsi2C)

417 Why do I imagine this as an excuse you could tell a guy because we haven't got a clue on what a curling iron burn would look like but a woman would know immediately that you were lying. Especially if your hair is always straight.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:18 PM (z/Ubi)

A burn from a curling iron does look like a hickey. When I was a kid I used to burn myself. I would get teased, and it really was a curling iron burn.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (Ri/rl)

418 414 I could probably help you with your hickey problem but first we will need some pictures. From multiple angles.
Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:20 PM (BO/km)

Just think of it as telemedicine.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (0mRoj)

419 You're so predictable and maddening and I am too. I hate myself for doing this to myself a-fcking-gain
Posted by: L, Elle at June

you mean the hickey, asking the question here or both?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (0wem/)

420 Fen ... you wash your mouth out.

Only I can think shit like that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (fiGNd)

421 I hate myself for doing this to myself

You gave yourself a hickey on your shoulder??

RESPECT.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (SRKgf)

422 A burn from a curling iron does look like a hickey. When I was a kid I used to burn myself. I would get teased, and it really was a curling iron burn.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (Ri/rl)/i]

Sure it was.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (SRKgf)

423 I hate myself for doing this to myself a-fcking-gain
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:10 PM (Rsi2C)

You gave yourself a hickey? Now I really need to know where it is.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:13 PM

We live in interesting times, Morons, given all the interesting things 'ettes are doing to themselves in the bathroom are starting to leak out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:22 PM (DMUuz)

424 On the shoulder? The upper or 'lower' shoulder?

Posted by: davidt at June 23, 2017 08:23 PM (XoldI)

425 Usually I miss all the good stuff. I'm so glad to be here for Elles hickey!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:23 PM (niWBw)

426 I'm so miserable. Now I feel stupid again. I can't believe I wrote people suck and didn't see what was coming next. It's the mental fatigue and emotional drain from the last few weeks and the shit storm I've been trapped in and trying to help resolve.
Posted by: L, Elle at June

yeah you have been going through a lot. good to know it is getting better though.

the imrortant thing is the hickey though, how did you get it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (0wem/)

427 425 Usually I miss all the good stuff. I'm so glad to be here for Elles hickey!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:23 PM (niWBw)

An instant entry into the lore of the HQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (SRKgf)

428 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:19 PM (0wem/)

The rukas always have hickeys on their necks. So do the cholos.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (Ri/rl)

429 I'm so miserable. Now I feel stupid again. I can't believe I wrote people suck and didn't see what was coming next. It's the mental fatigue and emotional drain from the last few weeks and the shit storm I've been trapped in and trying to help resolve.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM (Rsi2C)

Hey ... I'm no relationship expert. Not by a long shot. But you seem at your wit's end. So maybe a little advice ? From a friend ?

STOP WHOEVER THE FUCK IS SUCKING YOUR SKIN TO THE POINT OF BRUISING !!!

You're welcome.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (fiGNd)

430 I saw Hickey Lickey open for Turkey Lurky at the Cow Palace in 73. Man what a show.

Posted by: Henny Penny at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (BO/km)

431 STOP WHOEVER THE FUCK IS SUCKING YOUR SKIN TO THE POINT OF BRUISING !!!

You're welcome.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:24 PM (fiGNd)

If it happens to your wang, does that make it a dickey?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (0mRoj)

432 the really bad hickeys are from walking into a door and falling down the stairs while burning yourself with a curling iron.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (0wem/)

433 No kidding DJayG...epic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (niWBw)

434 Poor Elle, I hope your weekend is going to be an oasis of relaxation and serenity.

Posted by: IC at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (gBDU0)

435 I'm laughing so hard my face hurts.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (kTF2Z)

436 n00d

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:26 PM (z/Ubi)

437 STOP WHOEVER THE FUCK IS SUCKING YOUR SKIN TO THE POINT OF BRUISING !!!

You're welcome.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June

dude, roombas never stop until the battery need recharging.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:26 PM (0wem/)

438 416 I'm so miserable. Now I feel stupid again. I can't believe I wrote people suck and didn't see what was coming next. It's the mental fatigue and emotional drain from the last few weeks and the shit storm I've been trapped in and trying to help resolve.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:21 PM

And now you're decompressing, and we're helping. It's the Horde way.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2017 08:26 PM (DMUuz)

439 If it happens to your wang, does that make it a dickey?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2017 08:25 PM (0mRoj)

Can't imagine. The heart attack would kill me first.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:26 PM (fiGNd)

440 L' Elle

We are only pulling your chain because we consider you a valued friend.

We care.

Therefore we pick.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (J+eG2)

441 The rukas always have hickeys on their necks. So do the cholos.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June

well, they are not even one degree of separation from human sacrifice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (0wem/)

442 We were sleeping with our baby daughter, who was being breast-fed, between us (okay, this was over 40 years ago). I woke up with a hickey on my upper arm.

Posted by: Slick Willy at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (lIZQs)

443 Ya know I've been sucked into that hickey thing. If they're adept and sneaky it's done before you can stop it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (niWBw)

444 So Elle, which is worse? Getting known for having a hickey? Or being known for criticizing a guys porn choices while your buying skulls from him in his garage off Craigslist?

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (z/Ubi)

445 Alien face hugger bite

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2017 08:27 PM (IqV8l)

446 The rukas always have hickeys on their necks. So do the cholos.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June

wait, are you saying L,Elle is a ruka?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (0wem/)

447 See all the Ettes are my real friends and helping me with real advice. All you guys are so mean. Why do I hang out here and take this shit? Oh yeah, I think I like all of you.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (Rsi2C)

448 Aw...I was hoping Ace's next thread was on Elle's hickey.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (QGoUX)

449 Exactly VIA...and i mean were Trying to help.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:29 PM (niWBw)

450 the new thread better be real advice on how to quintuple your money in the market overnight because this is just getting good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:30 PM (0wem/)

451 n00d
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2017 08:26 PM

is it about hickeys?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (KCxzN)

452 So, what's a madda wit you?

Posted by: Zombie William Hickey at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (Tyii7)

453 Ettes are my real friends and helping me with real advice. All you guys are so mean. Why do I hang out here and take this shit? Oh yeah, I think I like all of you.

Posted by: L, Elle at June

well, I am trying to help you not get the next hickey. the ettes are simply trying to help you avoid the shame and embarrassment of your next hickey.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (0wem/)

454 SOCK OFF!

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (lIZQs)

455 No kidding Yankee...weve just broken the skin on this one.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:31 PM (niWBw)

456 See all the Ettes are my real friends and helping me with real advice

Seriously ... just tell Him/Her to stop.

I can't see how it's that pleasurable anyway.

Just Say No.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:32 PM (fiGNd)

457 I'm not going anywhere till Elle has gotten all the help she needs. ..or can stand.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (niWBw)

458 wait, are you saying L,Elle is a ruka?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (0wem/)

No, not at all. The rukas whole neck are covered in hickeys, same with the cholos.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (Ri/rl)

459 447 See all the Ettes are my real friends and helping me with real advice. All you guys are so mean. Why do I hang out here and take this shit? Oh yeah, I think I like all of you.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM

L, Elle, honey, the guys are too afraid to give you real hickey concealment advice, since you might not respect them in the morning.

However, I can give you some fabulous advice!

Posted by: Shemp at June 23, 2017 08:33 PM (DMUuz)

460 Somebody better tell me what a ruka is really fast before I lose it. I'm not googling it. At least I have that part down on mistakes to avoid hanging out here

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (Rsi2C)

461 No, not at all. The rukas whole neck are covered in hickeys, same with the cholos.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June

oh. well it was more fun before you clarified my willful misinterpretation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (0wem/)

462 Aw...I was hoping Ace's next thread was on Elle's hickey.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2017 08:28 PM (QGoUX)

ONT.

Only topic.

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (OKpu1)

463 Somebody better tell me what a ruka is really fast before I lose it. I'm not googling it. At least I have that part down on mistakes to avoid hanging out here
Posted by: L, Elle at June

some kind of chicano ho or something. hangs out with the mexican gangbangers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:36 PM (0wem/)

464 Honest honey, it was remoras!

Posted by: Shark Husband at June 23, 2017 08:36 PM (XoldI)

465 Oh Thank You Nood Gods.
'm gone for a while. I need a drink and some sleep
See you later, jerks.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (Rsi2C)

466 One of those burka things that are all the rage might do the trick.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (BO/km)

467 really L,Elle instead of putting up with all this insensitivity you should just tell everyone to SUCK IT! again.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (0wem/)

468 Aaaswww...she called us jerks...she likes us!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (niWBw)

469 Oh Thank You Nood Gods.
'm gone for a while. I need a drink and some sleep
See you later, jerks.
Posted by: L, Elle at June

don't let the bed bugs bite.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:38 PM (0wem/)

470 *'m gone for a while. I need a drink and some sleep
See you later, jerks.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:37 PM (Rsi2C)*

Wait. You weren't drinking when you got the hickey!?

Posted by: tbodie at June 23, 2017 08:39 PM (OKpu1)

471 460 Somebody better tell me what a ruka is really fast before I lose it. I'm not googling it. At least I have that part down on mistakes to avoid hanging out here
Posted by: L, Elle at June 23, 2017 08:35 PM (Rsi2C)

Ruka is Spanish slang for ol' lady. That's what we always call the gang guys girlfriends.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:39 PM (Ri/rl)

472 After all that blood loss, some sleep is probably best.

Telling Him/Her that a nice kiss is a better option would also be a wise play.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 23, 2017 08:40 PM (fiGNd)

473 Ruka is Spanish slang for ol' lady. That's what we always call the gang guys girlfriends.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June

well, saying that L,Elle is the hq ruka is a little severe. not sure I would go that far.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (0wem/)

474 Oh, I can't link. Bummer.

Y'all need to read this at NY Post. Honest.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky
------

Here 'tis

http://tinyurl.com/y9g97aa2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2017 08:42 PM (OdK9v)

475 Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:41 PM (0wem/)

You're trying to get me in trouble.

Who should we nominate to be the head ruka?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 23, 2017 08:46 PM (Ri/rl)

476 175 Tammy al-Thor
The actual buzz-cut, flannel shirt or pack-of-cigarettes-in-the-front pocket-of-the-T-shirt type of lesbians really are whacked and mean.

I knew one that was pretty mellow. She worked next to me for 2 years. She'd laugh at my jokes.
Even when I held my hands so my long thin fingers were dangling, and asked her if I was well hung.

Maybe she was the other end of the bell curve.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 23, 2017 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

477 You're trying to get me in trouble.

Who should we nominate to be the head ruka?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June

no. I would never want to get anyone into trouble. seriously. especially you.

do rukas usually vote on that type of thing or do they just kine of take over? more of a pack structure?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 23, 2017 08:49 PM (0wem/)

478 I've met a couple of butch lesbians who were fine as far as I could tell. I didn't have any problems with them nor them with me.

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

479 So, we to choose the most influential 537 people in the country. What do we do? Hold popularity contests. Shouldn't we test them for intelligence?

Posted by: Joe Bar at June 23, 2017 09:48 PM (111Er)

480 So, we "have" to choose the most influential 537 people in the country. What do we do? Hold popularity contests. Shouldn't we test them for intelligence?

Posted by: Joe Bar at June 23, 2017 09:49 PM (111Er)

481 Elle, put a fake tattoo on it. Or go to David's Bridal. They have make-up for tattoos, so should cover the hickey.

Who are you hiding it from?

Bruise from hitting door frame is a good one?

I dunno. Have not had one for a long time.I do think husband would wonder who dun it. I had a giant one on neck during Mardi Gras one time. In Pat O'Brien's. Guy was from Uof NC. I hid it with turtle neck.

On the bright side I did not die of hickey on neck, as I read (somewhere) in last year some kid developed a clot near carotid. Death from hickey, not that it will happen to you, honey.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 09:59 PM (J5mzk)

482 Elle...you got the hickey during a meeting? Cool. My former meetings were dull and Robert's Rules. No hickeys.

The things you learn here.

I still don't know how that model killed herself with whipped cream thing. Maybe I don't want to know? Richard Gere? I remain traumatized by the cellulite on Kim Kardashian's large Queen Hottentot arse.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen, is tired of dis at June 23, 2017 10:07 PM (J5mzk)

483 Don't forget the cuck - ass Continetti is a converted so he could marry Billy Kristol's only daughter. Are you people really reading him? Is Ace really following him? I guess when you're 29 yo a 35 yo might seem like a genius.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 24, 2017 07:05 AM (Jj+59)

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